>>30023765
>...There's no need to make a huge deal of this. You're sure you can just talk to her casually.

Though bringing something to drink is only polite. Maybe some water or tea.

>>30023816
this >>30023765
Ignore whatever bullshit Claire is up to.

>>30023765
>...There's no need to make a huge deal of this. You're sure you can just talk to her casually

>>30023765
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>>30023823
haha wow how did I get those backwards

>>30023765
>...There's no need to make a huge deal of this. You're sure you can just talk to her casually.

>>30023765
>>30023765
>...There's no need to make a huge deal of this. You're sure you can just talk to her casually.
and it gives claire less of a belief that we're into bondage.


Actually, Loudly declaring that to Claire before we enter might unnerve her enough to help

>>30023850
>he added the cup sizes
dxr a based
lunatic a perflat

>>30023850
>...There's no need to make a huge deal of this. You're sure you can just talk to her casually.

DXR, where Captain profile?

>>30024107
tossed into the incinerator.

because Claire wrote it and he got his hands on it

>>30023850
Oh yeah, one final warning before I get started. I'll be taking a small break to cook dinner tonight. I put off eating forever last time and got a mega headache

>>30024107
I didn't know there was a desire for one. Maybe after tonight

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>>30023850
>So this is Claire's "hidden power"

>counting and writing

>>30024183
Will it include his cup size?

>>30024236
Captain is extremely flat

>>30024183
I need a version / observation reports written by Claire.

>>30024305
That...would be fucking great.

>>30023765
Yeah, there's no reason to get all worked up. It's not like you're doing anything wrong here, and she's already been found out. Besides, you're sure that Claire has already made the poor girl anxious enough.

You climb the stairs to your room, confident that you'll be able to have a normal conversation with someone for the first time in a long, long time. Kadokawa seemed sane enough, unlike the rest of the people you've been stuck with. Maybe being a lunatic is a requirement for joining the UGN? It makes sense until you realize that they've repeatedly asked you to join...best not to linger on that thought for too long.

As you go to open the door to your room, you hear the faint sound of whimpering from within. It's not Claire, so it must be Kadokawa. You did beat her up pretty badly back there, so she might still be sore. Slightly concerned, you open the door and step inside. What you see stuns you for a moment, and you have to take a step back.

Kadokawa is laid out on your bed with a look of utter despair on her face. She's bound by what looks to be a single length of rope, crossing over her body in an odd diamond pattern. Her hands are tied above her head, and her ankles have been strapped together. You see the rope digging into her upper thighs and chest, and you can tell from her labored breath that they must be very tight. As soon as Kadokawa sees you, her eyes well up with tears and she begins squirming.

"N-no...I didn't want the first time to be like this..."

>>30024612
Claire approaches her from the edge of your vision, hopping along the ground. Hm? Is she tied up too? How in the world did she tie herself up? Claire throws herself onto the bed and leans against Kadokawa's shoulder.

"Don't worry. I'm sure Captain will be a gentle lover."

You immediately bean Claire in the head with your alarm clock, quickly pulled from the dresser at your side. That will be quite enough of that behavior, thank you.

You sit down on the bed and clear your throat.

>Let Kadokawa free first
>Leave her bound

>>30024612
It's time to hit Clare.

>>30024642
Leave her bound for now.

>>30024673
Already done.
>Let Kadokawa free first

>>30024642
>Let Kadokawa free first

>>30024642
"If I untie you will you run?"
if YES leave tied
ELSE leave bound

and all together now:
GOD DAMMIT CLAIRE

>>30024642

> Let Kadokawa free first.

Keep Claire tied.

>>30024642
>Leave her bound
"God damnit Claire."

>>30024642
We really need to get saner people into this organization...

>Let Kadokawa free first

>>30024642
>Leave her bound
Bargaining chip!

>>30024642
>>Leave her bound
She'll probably try to run if we unbind her.

I hope you are all aware that beating her with the alarm clock probably just turned Claire on more right?

Unbind the poor girl but hold on to her wrist so she doesn't bolt

>>30024642
>Let Kadokawa free first

We're not a dick.

...

Well, not a COMPLETE dick.

>>30024642
>>30024707
Let's go for this first.

>>30024642
>>Let Kadokawa free first

>>30024642
>Let Kadokawa free first

>>30024707
>>30024800
"I..I won't run so...please just don't..."

Well, she's probably not lying about this at least.

>>30024828
untie her, stand between her and the window

>>30024642
>>Leave her bound
Less hassle

>>30024828
apologize for Claire and cut off the ropes.

>counting, writing, calculating

>>30024642
You decide that you should probably cut Kadokawa loose before you ask her anything. You reach over to her and start struggling with the knots. It's very difficult to untie her. Not only are these knots and bindings incredibly complex, it's difficult to get anywhere with her flinching and sobbing every time you touch her.

Eventually, after figuring out you're not getting anywhere, you decide to apply brute force to the situation. You grab a fistful of bindings and pull as hard as you can. Kadokawa cries out suddenly as the ropes bite into her, and you nearly lift her into the air before the rope finally snaps. Kadokawa lands on the bed, gasping for air and visibly shaking. You look over to Claire, who is still bound. She looks between you and Kadokawa, then presents the back of her bindings toward you. Although you'd like to put an end to this insanity as soon as possible, you get the feeling that Claire would enjoy being squeezed by the ropes too much and decide to leave her be for now.

You pull up the desk chair next to your bed and have a seat. It's hard to imagine yourself as anything but a UGN agent at the moment, and you make a mental note to complain loudly to the Chief for forcing this assignment on you. Kadokawa, regaining some composure, leans up against the wall and pulls some of your sheets over herself.

>>30025141
Well, first things first. You know her name and a small snippet about her, but that's all. You'll need more information than that.

"Y-Yes, sir. I'm C-Cadet Rin Kadokawa. Ranked last in my class and worst overall for the past ten years. I'm sure you already know I'm Overed, s-so..."

Well, what else? What is Kadokawa's Breed and Syndrome's. Judging from those electric attacks you'd say...

"B-Black Dog, sir. I'm a Crossbreed so there's one other but...I don't like to use it."

Well, that's her business you suppose. You already know she was working with that suspicious individual. What you want to know right now is...

>What she did for them.
>Why she is cooperating with them?
>Who is that individual?

[Yes, which questions you ask first matters.]

>>30025164
>What she did for them.

>>30025164
>Why she is cooperating with them?
Act like we already now the rest

>>30025164
>Why she is cooperating with them?

>>30025164
>>What she did for them.
We don't care about the individual. Asking about him probably puts us on a not mediocre path.

>>30025164
>>Who is that individual?

doesn't really matter what she did and why, can't change that.

>>30025164
>>Why she is cooperating with them?

A blackmail situation? They're likely to just keep you begging for that information you want. I've got something similar here with this idiot holding my freedom over my head by getting me to do this bullshit.

>>30025164
>Why she is cooperating with them?

>>30025164
>>Why she is cooperating with them?

>writing

>>30025164
>Why she is cooperating with them?
Also, apologize for Claire's comments. We don't know what's wrong with her. We really didn't want this to turn out as creepy as it did.

>>30025164
Why would she work with someone so shady? They can't be up to anything good if they're arranging for secret meetings like that. Kadokawa looks down and wipes the tears and snot off her face with your sheets. Great.

"M-my brother, Kazuma. He went overseas to fight in the Ajuraan conflict."

Isn't that another one of those Middle Eastern hotspots or something? Is Kadokawa's entire family in the military?

"Well, a few months ago, I suddenly got a call from a number I'd never seen before. They said they had my brother, and that I needed to cooperate with them. I...I didn't believe them at first, so a week later, they sent me a picture of my brother. They'd beat him horribly...I-I didn't know what to think. I tried to talk to my superior, the Sergeant, but he wouldn't listen to me at all!"

Kadokawa blows her nose into your blankets again. Ugh, they're seriously going to need a wash.

"After that, they sent me one of his fingers. Since then, I've just been doing whatever they say. Finding other Overed, helping them move d-drugs...the trap on the bleachers..."

She breaks down again and begins to cry openly.

>Trap on the bleachers?
>They? Is there more than one?

>>30025671
>>Trap on the bleachers?

>>30025671
>Trap on the bleachers?

>>30025671
>>Trap on the bleachers?

>>30025671
>Trap on the bleachers?

>>30025671
>>Trap on the bleachers?

call the chief ASAP.

>>30025671
>They? Is there more than one?
Keep up the illusion we know about everything she's done, makes us more intimidating. We don't need her to tell us about that, we can investigate that on our own. We want the people responsible.

>>30025671
>>Trap on the bleachers?
Call the chief and then slag this dumb bitch for doing something so stupid

>>30025671
>trap on the bleachers
I fucking told you about the bleachers, you fucks!

But no, you had to check the stupid parking lot. "Oh, why would they target the most densely populated and predictable area?"

>>30025862
Because we found out about ANOTHER Trap.

This girl only did the bleacher.

There another.

>>30025862
Yes, you knew it all along, Anon. Congratulations.

>writing

>>30025886
Thank you.

>>30025862
shutup we found shit in the parking lot too

>>30025671
There's a trap on the bleachers?

"Y-yes, sir. I'm not that strong but I can make good traps. I-I can show you if you want..."

Well, if she'll show you and disarm this trap by herself, that will take a large burden off your shoulders. But won't her brother get hurt if she goes back on her deal? Isn't it enough to just tell you where it is?

"I don't like to brag, but...I don't think you'll find it without my help. I'm sorry if I sounded arrogant there, sir."

This is difficult. Even if she wasn't being blackmailed, do you have a reason to trust her on this? You look to Claire for advice.

"It's my opinion, Captain, that she's telling the truth."

Oh? What makes Claire so certain about that?

"Such a cute girl can't be a liar, can she?"

You pick Claire up by her bindings and throw her outside of your room. You can hear her cries of agony(?) as she tumbles down the stairs. Returning to your seat, you pause to think. Can you really trust Kadokawa on this? She doesn't stand anything to gain by helping you. Then again, if she's right, there's no way you'll be able to find her trap without her help.

>Believe her
>Don't believe her

>>30026148
>>Believe her

>>30026148
>>Believe her

Just warn her if she's lying You would authorize Claire to do whatever she wants with her.

>>30026148
>Call the boss
This goes kind of outside our mission parameters.

>>30026148
>Believe her

And tell her that the organization we're affiliated with may be able to help her brother, but only if she cooperates fully and doesn't cause any trouble.

>>30026148
>Believe her
But threaten her.

>>30026216
This.

>>30026148
>Don't believe her
Sorry, but we don't have the authority to risk her lying. We'll need to call this in. Also, ask her to describe the trap. We've got people with super-senses, I'm sure someone can find it if it's there.

>>30026148
>Believe her
The Organization that is currently contracting me can help your brother

>>30026216
This

Are tracking devices a thing in this setting?

>>30026216
Good idea. Clare being... Clare... is enough torture for us. Let's share the pain with the other terrorists and teach them the true meaning of horror...

>>30026148
>Believe her
>But pass her story on the Chief before we head out so she can get to work on abducting her brother from the kidnappers

>>30026316
They tend to be less effective against Overed, who have a multitude of ways to defeat them.

>>30026316
Presumably. But Rin's a Black Dog, they can mess with electronics. Not to mention whatever her power is that she doesn't like to think about. What's the least pleasant Syndrome? Exile, I guess? Though it could be another Syndrome that she just doesn't like because of trauma. Like having Salamandra and accidentally burning your house down.

>writing

>>30026271
>contracting
>not strongarming

If she tries to run we have her scent already.

>>30026148
It doesn't make any logical sense to you, but you decide to trust her this once. However, there will be a few conditions. First of all, you're going to call this into the Chief. It doesn't get to be a secret between you and her. Secondly, she's going to show you this trap right away. Finally, if she somehow tries to trick you, you're going to let Claire keep her as that 'love pet' she was talking about.

"Y-Yes, sir!"

You nod and head downstairs, telling Claire to make the call while you deal with your other preparations. After you're ready you call for Kadokawa, who walks downstairs, dragging your freshly snotty blanket with her. ...Is she going to try to take that with her?

"I-Is there a problem, sir?"

Following your gaze, Kadokawa realizes what she's doing and drops the blanket. Turning red, she awkwardly marches past you, keeping her eyes on the ground.

--

"Here..."

Kadokawa points up at the underside of the plastic bleachers. You peer in, but you can't really see what she's getting at.

"Um...M-Maybe I should show how it works instead...?"

Kadokawa places a finger on the bleachers and you see sparks leap from her fingertips. All along the seating, you see bolts of lightning arc upward toward the sky. The entire seating area is a light show of electrical power, and you're frankly surprised that you're not getting hurt either. Still, this doesn't seem like much of a trap...She's a Black Dog after all.

>>30026735

Kadokawa shakes her head and takes her hand off the seats. Tentatively, she reaches out and takes your hand, then places it on the backside of the bleachers. You feel a small depression and your finger instinctively pushes in. Immediately, the exact same shock runs through the stands. This is...

"Yes, sir, I set up hundreds of...wires that each contain their own electrical charge around these bleachers. Anybody can complete the circuit now. Since there's no generator and the wires are almost invisible to the naked eye, it's virtually undetectable...probably...maybe...sir."

But why would they want her to do something like this. This much shock should kill someone. Unless they want to make sure there's a bunch of corpses, you don't see the point of this trap.

"I-I'm not sure myself. They asked for a very specific amount of power but besides that..."

You have to drop Kadokawa off at UGN headquartes, but before that, should you go ahead and remove this trap?

>Have her dismantle the trap now
>Leave it for the time being

>>30026771
>>Have her dismantle the trap now

>>30026771
>other
Ask if she can render the trap useless. no point in letting the badguys know we're on to them if we can help it

>>30026771
>>Leave it for the time being

they should have set their own traps that Kadokawa doesn't know about.

>>30026771

can't she just break the circuit but leave the wires and shit so she doesn't get caught being a traitor?

>>30026771
>have her disable the trap, but leave it otherwise intact.

>>30026771
>>Leave it for the time being
The more we tamper with it, the more suspicious it looks. Tell the Chief to dismantle it, not Kadokawa.

>>30026771
>Leave it for the time being
Have her explain how to dismantle it so Captain can do it later.
Someone is going to come around to check if she installed it, and that is when we can ambush them.

>writing

>>30026771
You tell her to disarm her trap. There's no reason to leave something this dangerous around. Kadokawa nods at you, then places her hand on the bleachers again. You see a small spark jump from the bleachers, and then nothing more. After a few seconds, Kadokawa turns back to you.

"I've broken the circuit, sir. You shouldn't be able to trigger the trap, and in a few hours, all the power will have discharged from the wires..."

She clasps her hands and begins to twiddle her fingers. She looks down.

"So...I'm in trouble, aren't I?"

"Indeed you are!"

You see the Chief, accompanied by Claire and Lunatic High. While Claire gives a friendly wave to Kadokawa, the Chief looks absolutely furious. She stomps over to Kadokawa and glares upwards at her.

"Just what were you thinking, you fool? Is this what your brother would have wanted you to do?"

"N-No, I didn't..."

"Of course you didn't think!" The Chief reaches up and grabs Kadokawa by the ear. Spinning on her heel, she immediately turns around and begins to drag the girl off.

"You did good work today, Wild Card. We will take her to headquarters ourselves and process her. Your work is done for the day. Go home and rest. You deserve it."

After the Chief and her escort disappear into a black sedan parked on the side of the road, you're left by yourself. This was a long day, but at least you got your work done...

"It's such a shame she had to leave, Captain," Claire says, taking her place beside you, "But don't feel lonely. I'll keep you warm tonight in her place."

You decide to ignore Claire and begin to head home, your UGN watchdog hot on your heels.

[End of Day 2. Going to take my dinner break now. Thread will resume in thirty to fourty-five minutes. Feel free to chat or something.]

How in the hell did Claire manage to find out about the Captain anyways?

>>30027330
i have a feeling this won't be the last we see of her.

>>30027330
>break
>break as in going to PPQ right now

>>30027474
Probably because we didn't die in that massive bus crash. It was a big hint.

Captain really doesn't abuse his Supreme Fur ability, he could make make people fall in love with it, but he doesn't even bother. I find this funnier than I should.

>>30027520

She's got Stockholm syndrome now, so she will also be after the Captains dick, just to make his life worse

>>30027527
I'm not sure if he has Supreme Fur or just the regular kind. Sure, Claire finds it absolutely fascinating, but that could just be her. And the Captain certainly isn't going to show other people his fur to gauge their responses to it.

>>30027527
he uses a superior form of seduction.

being who he is.

>>30027557
>>30027520

please no.

>>30027692
muh scared military brat waifu.

>>30027527
I was thinking that Claire had some sort information network that informs her of any possible Chimera fluffiness. After all in her character sheet it states that she was able to influence her classmates into certain activities.

>>30027692
Oh, come on. It's the Captain's recurring gag. He keeps winding up with waifus that he finds absolutely insufferable. Between that and the battles he gets into he's like some sort of inverse shonen manga protagonist.

>>30027791
>After all in her character sheet it states that she was able to influence her classmates into certain activities.
She sluts!

>>30027791
>After all in her character sheet it states that she was able to influence her classmates into certain activities.
Presumably, she used her prodigious social talents.

Both of them.

>>30027821
only to females anon.

>>30027821
She only acts if there is love, so that can't be true.
This is a moot point though as she is sticking to the Captain like glue despite the complete absence of any positive reaction.

>>30027922
Have you read her interactions with the Captain?

>>30027931
>She only acts if there is love, so that can't be true.
That's what all the sluts say.

>>30027821
But she's a virgin.

has any one asked about Claire's family?

>>30027821
Toki...

>>30027931
I blame it on her Neumann syndrome. Her brain's even more rewired than the usual for Overed. Especially when you consider than Neumanns can speak to animals. That could go a long way to explaining her fascination with fluffy tails.

>>30028002
That's just a case of DXR having a power level too high for his own good.

>>30027791
>>30027821
She helped her classmates realize the love they were too shy to act upon. Claire is a regular matchmaker.

>"I am an angel of love. Erotic love."

>>30028091
well that explains the unusually high gay couples at her school then.

>>30027931
She must think that Captain likes her for some reason.

Forgotten childhood friend...?

>>30028247
no. dear please god no

>>30028247
How about because she is an emotional retard who thinks continual rejection is denial play?

Okay, that was delicious. Time to write the opening to Day 3. Again, it's really motivating to see you guys speculate and chat, so please continue.

>>30028247
I think that is too much of an assumption to make.

>>30028247
nah must have been developed by their companionship past few months, she didn't act like that when they met.

>>30028298
She didn't know Captain was a Chimera when they first met. Her creepiness started after learning that. Though she probably would still be creepy if we were a different syndrome. She'd just be trying to get us into situations with other people rather than with herself.

>>30028247
I remember the captain having a dream about his past and concerning a Childhood friend at one point.

Really hoping it's only one.

>>30028358
Pretty sure she knew. The UGN had footage of our first transformation and she showed up trying to get us to indulge our bestial desire for more food

>>30028358
So you're saying that Claire is into bestiality? Sick woman. Sick sick sick.

>>30028395
>quadruplet twins just recognizing him out of the blue.

>>30028358
>She'd just be trying to get us into situations with other people rather than with herself.

that's hot.

>>30028358
Straight from the first thread.

"A beastly appetite and bold, direct words, as expected of a Chimera. Please warn me if you're also experiencing any other wild urges. I should know if I must protect my virtue from you."

>>30028448
might have something to do with her teacher.

>>30028448
>Sick woman. Sick sick sick.
You really should have figured that out already.

>>30028448
Um...yes? That's been pretty conclusively established by now. Claire's turned on by our fur. She wants to touch the fluffy tail.

>>30028464
I must be misremembering, then. I guess Claire's got some other reason for her doggedness. Hopefully it's not the forgotten childhood friend angle. Because that girl always wins in harem manga. Claire's already the first girl, she doesn't need more of an advantage. Captain does not want to go down that ending path.

>>30028512
>>30028530
I like to give people the benefit of the doubt.
Stupid, I know, but I'm only human.

>>30028530
Ayase is actually firstgirl, as far as the plot is concerned.

>>30028530
Actually, when you think about it, the Chief is the first girl. Remember the first thread, after we transformed?

>>30028576
fuck your plot
i want mediocrity

>>30028576
Yeah, technically, but Claire's the first girl the Captain met in this strange new world he's a part of. I think that qualifies her for the position.

>>30028530
Captain does not want to go down any path period.

>>30028395
Speaking of dreams, I promise this is purely coincidence.

>>30028273
Ahh, it's a nice dream. You're young again, back when you thought that life was wonderful. The birds are singing outside, they seem so happy. The sun is shining, and you feel a magic in the air. Your heart feels at peace, an emotion you've long since forgotten. The smell of bacon and pancakes fills your nose.

That's right, you're about to have breakfast. You look around. Your father is at the opposite side of the table, reading the newspaper. Looks like the football team did well, because you can hear him tapping his foot with excitement. You look over to the kitchen and see your mother at the stove. She's flipping over the pancakes, and you can see a pan to her right. From the popping and sizzling, you know that must be where the bacon is being cooked. Hmm...there's someone else tending to the bacon. You know this person, right? You were friends, weren't you? Why did you stop talking?

You are awoken from your slumber by the taste of fried pork. Bacon? You open your eyes to see Claire straddling you, shoving food into your mouth.

"Good morning, Captain. Every part of you seems absolutely healthy this morning."

You choke on the food, but eventually manage to gulp it down. Sitting up, you demand do know what she's doing in your room and why she's force-feeding you.

"I'm tending to your needs, Captain. You should know by now that it's not healthy to deny one's impulses completely. Especially for those carrying the Renegade. You feel hunger after using your powers often, don't you?"

Well, that's true but...

"Then, say 'aah'."

Claire holds out another slice of bacon. You are hungry. Starving actually. You feel like you could eat a horse. But...should you really indulge her?

>Go ahead and eat.
>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).

>>30028611
And certainly not with the REALLY crazy girl.

>>30028595
Oh yeah, I guess she was. But our first encounter with the Chief was so different from the later ones that I sort of forgot it was her we talked with. She wasn't nearly as annoyed with us as I've come to expect.

>>30028696
GOD NO.

>>30028696
>>Go ahead and eat.

>>30028696
>Go ahead and eat.

>>30028696
>Deny your hunger
This is a serious invasion of personal space. Kick her off.

>>30028696
>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).

>>30028696
>>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).
This some whack ass shit yo

>>30028696
Kick her off, THEN eat.

>>30028696
>Go ahead and eat.

Meh, it's less work than eating it ourself, and we are hungry.

>>30028696
>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).
>Sit up
>eat with dignity

>>30028696
Is Claire straddling morning wood?

>Go ahead and eat.

>>30028696
>Go ahead and eat.
We do this on our terms, though. We're going to eat breakfast with our own hands and utensils, off of a plate, sitting at a table.

>>30028786
The Captain is not a pet to be fed.

>>30028696
>>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).

>>30028696
>>Go ahead and eat.
Can't pass up bacon. It's just not done.

>>30028696
It's bacon. Take the bacon, all the bacon, from her, then eat all but one slice. Give that one back to her by cramming it in her mouth when she tries to tell us something.

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>>30028696

We cannot deny our hunger.

Eat Eat Eat

Then throw out the fucking window

>>30028696
>Go ahead and eat.

>>30028696
>>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).
Accepting food from her would be out of character

>>30028696
>Go ahead and eat.

>>30028696
We're a big boy, eat by ourselves. Alone.

>>30028696
>Deny your hunger (Regretfully).

>>30028696
>>Go ahead and eat.

>People are seriously trying to enable Claire
We have hands. We can feed ourselves the fucking bacon you nimrods.

>>30028696
Deny deny deny

There's some fucking samefagging goin' on right now.

>>30028841
But we need the window.

>>30028932
I'd like to believe it's the lurkers coming out of the woodwork.

>>30028696
We can feed ourselves, thank you.

Well, that's a larger vote than normal.
>Counting then writing

>>30028696
>Since there was a larger turn out and the vote was more or less split down the middle, I decided to compromise.

You abruptly sit up, snatching the bacon from Claire's hand. You're not some animal that has to be hand fed or something. You put the slice of meat in your mouth and proceed to lift Claire off your bed by the back of her shirt. You give her a wary eye as she turns back to you.

"I've also prepared pancakes for you downstairs, Captain. Please hurry, before they cool."

...Is she sure they're edible?

"How cruel, Captain. I am prime wife material; there is no manner of domestic life that I am not a master of," Claire reaches down to the hem of her skirt and begins to pull it up, "Though my understanding of the bedroom is still theoretical, perhaps you would be willing to tutor--"

You toss her down the stairs again while you get dressed.

--

Though you absolutely, positively refuse to tell Claire, and it is difficult to even admit it to yourself, her cooking is every bit as good as she said it was. You're already on your fourth plate and you don't know when you're going to stop. Claire sits at the opposite end of the table from you, with her hands on her cheeks. It doesn't look very demure with her empty face.

"Yes, Captain, please eat your fill. It's bad to keep your urges in, especially after you've been working so hard."

You were never a big eater before you became an Overed. You wonder if everyone goes through this.

"Yes, but it is not all the same. Some crave destruction, others find themselves eternally sleepy. The Chief will scold me for saying so, but she apparently has a taste for blood. Personally, I've never seen her indulge it, but I imagine it is quite difficult on her to find an acceptable time and place for such things."

Yes, well, that's fascinating but what you really need to discuss is...

>These coded papers
>What's going to happen with Kadokawa
>Claire's Impulse.

>>30029365
>These coded papers

>>30029365
>>These coded papers

>>30029365
>>Claire's Impulse.
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>30029365
>Claire's Impulse.

>>30029365
>The papers

>>30029365
>>Claire's Impulse

Let see what we can do to Get her off of us.

>>30029365
>These coded papers
I think we can guess what Claire's impulse is.
Also, given Captain's regenerative abilities, perhaps we could come to an arrangement with the Chief.

>>30029365
>>These coded papers
While it would be amusing to ask about her impulse, she would probably say something goofy and obviously not her actual impulse, or just tell us what we already know.

>>30029365
>papers

Clare is really pissing me off.

>>30029365
>Claire's behavior
Don't even need to say it directly, the segue is enough. But pointing out her approach to Kadokawa made that much more difficult than it could have been.

>>30029365
it's quite weird that after living with Claire for 2 months we still don't know her impulse.

>>30029489
As she is meant to. She is the anti-waifu, the distilled essence of all /tg's frustration with romance subplots in quests. And I love her for it.

Claire's impulse is lewdness.
Even Captain should be able to figure that out.

>writing

>>30029489
>Clare is really pissing me off.
This is her at her best, really. She's showing off some of the things that make her good wife material: virgin, cares about your health and well-being, good at cooking, likes sex (with you).

(Right now she's not showing off the things that make her bad wife material, such as her total lack of ability to respect boundaries. Actually, that may be the only one, now that I think of it. Shows how important it is, I guess.)

>>30029519
had we ever checked the attic in those 2 months that past by?

>>30029532
So we're trying to waifu the unwaifuable?

Goddamnit.

>>30029656
>virgin
You honestly believe that, don't you?

>>30029678
>implying we're trying to waifu Claire
Brother, I don't know what quest you're reading, but it's not this one.

>>30029678
No. Captain wants nothing to do with her, or any of the other insane girls he knows. He just wants to sleep. Why do they keep waking him up?

>>30029697
It's canon, man. It's in the character documents and everything.

No matter how ridiculous it is.

>>30029698
Eh, I wouldn't mind waifuing Claire, her interactions with tthe Captain are at the very least amusing.

>>30029678
we are trying to waifu our mattress man.

there, i finally said it out loud for you.

>>30029715
Technically, it's canon that the UGN believes she is. But given that she can cast illusions and has super-intelligence (if a very focused and somewhat naive super-intelligence), it's not inconceivable she could get some privacy for her sexual encounters.

>>30029678
the captain's faithful dominant hand satisfies him morso than any other woman, past present or future.

>>30029365
Those papers you collected have been bothering you. You don't know how to even to begin to decode them, and whatever is on them is most likely relevant to this business. You pick up the papers between bites and try to come up with some kind of resolution to this.

"I'm afraid to say that I do not know how to decrypt this particular document either, Captain. While I'm versed in many conventional codes, I have not seen this particular combination before. Instructor Luna may know, since she used to be part of the United States military, but that was a long time ago. If you'd like, we can request her aid before setting out for today's investigation."

It might be a good idea. Then again, when did that drunk ever give you any good advice? The last time you spoke with her, she just pestered and teased you about Claire. You're not eager to relive that experience.

"Speaking of the investigation, I believe we can put North-Star behind us. Which of the other two institutions would you like to visit today?"

>Mary Magdalene's
>Yamada Prep
>Check the fields before you decide

>>30029798
Fun Fact: Since he became a Chimera, Captain has become ambidextrous.

>>30029818
>>Yamada Prep

>>30029818
>>Yamada Prep

>>30029818
>Yamada Prep

>>30029837
i'm scared to imagine the possibilities you are implying.

>>30029818
>Yamada Prep

>>30029532
I didn't really design her with that in mind, but I'm glad she's being discussed as much as she is.

>>30029896
it just means we are getting a harem end either way!

pun intended.

>>30029726
Claire x Captain could be a good pairing. They have fun chemistry, and it could still be fun as a couple. You know, she's the ridiculous, autistic pervert, and he's the dour, long-suffering salaryman who somehow tolerates her eccentricities.

The problem is that I doubt that /tg/ can both waifu Claire, and play the Captain as fundamentally indifferent to her in the way he would need to be to maintain that chemistry. I mean, I love you all dearly, but the gestalt entity of your decision making processes is just an absurd stereotype of the nerd who just got his first girlfriend and will let her walk all over him.

>>30029996
i cannot deny this.

>writing
Drinking mountain dew for extended energy. Hope it works.

>>30029996
>Clare x Captain

I have never disliked a pairing before based on unlikely matches, but I'm going to have to start.

>>30029996
We just do the same as we always do.

Just indulge Claire from time to time.

>>30029996
I don't think we really tolerate her.

>>30030110
>Just indulge Claire from time to time.
Stop this

>>30030110
Yeah, see, that would work, but what I'm saying is /tg/ can't do that.

>>30030122
If we got into a relationship with her, we'd kind of have to.

>>30030122
We do.

It the most time Captain spend with someone else.

It growing, that affectioin Claire is developing.

She even learn how to cook extemely fast due to her overed powers just to satify Caps.

>>30029996
also we don't know how would Claire will react if she finds herself in a REAL relationship.

anyway, i want to continue too see their light hearted adventures for a while longer.

>>30029996
Even if we don't waifu Claire, Captain's other prospects aren't much better. We could go for The Chief and end up with a domineering /a/utist vampire with a Napoleon complex. We could swing for the fences with Luna and get a alcoholic who's also the biggest fluffy-tail in the cast. Or we could shoot for Fallen, and end up with Princess Cowtits Chuunibyou Gothloli. All of them have their fun upside (especially The Chief and Fallen), but every girl is a compromise of some kind.

>>30030163
>light hearted
>Life and death battles
>Terroists organizations
>Girl thought she was gonna be raped.

>>30030122
he has been with her for 2 months, if he didn't she would have been dead or otherwise replaced.

>>30030175
We're not going for anyone. Jesus Christ, people. Take a hint.

>>30030175
>every girl is a compromise of some kind.
Nah, that's not true.

There's always Captain x Lefty x Righty, it's even a ménage à trois, which /tg/ loves.

I am solidly against any romantic relationships developing with Claire or any of the other nutjobs we've met. Captain gives no fucks.

>>30030192
well, ugh.

you know what i meant.

>>30030192
>>Girl thought she was gonna be raped.
Yeah, but in, like, a funny way.

>>30030192
To be fair, Rin only thought she was going to be raped because of Claire. I think Rin should be the only female character Captain is actually nice to, not because he likes her but just because he feels so guilty for letting Claire get out of hand like that. He's had to live with that for two months now, he knows how unpleasant it can be.

>>30030268
I don't think Kadokawa thought it was very funny while she was sobbing tied up in a bed.

>>30030304
Then it's a good thing that Kadokawa is a fictional character, and so it is possible to laugh at her suffering without guilt.

>>30030304
Captain unceremoniously caving Claire's skull with a clock probably didn't help, either.

>>30030156
She's also the one the Cap'tn has the most problems with.

>>30030203
Seriously, they're all crazy and insufferable and Captain doesn't give a fuck.

>>30030345
We really need to make it up to the poor girl. Rin seems to actually be sane, unlike everyone else Captain knows. So far she's the only character to have entirely reasonable responses to the madness around her. Even her submissiveness was probably just because she was beaten up and kidnapped and threatened with rape by one of her captors.

>>30030357
We'll need to find out just how insufferable Kadokawa is to see about that.

>>30030413

While scared she wasn't a wuss while fighting so yeah that amkes sense, but how do we "Make up" for kidnapping and rape threats?

>>30030456
Buy her a fluffy teddy bear.

>>30030456
Apologise and badger the Chief into getting her brother back?

>>30030413
This. I'd appreciate the token normal girl in this quest. It makes me wish that Cap'tn was nicer to Ayase, seeing as every other girl is a major mental case.

>>30030456
getting her bro back.

>>30030456
She made a bomb that would have kill many people on the bleachers.

But yeah. Buy her a fluffy teddy bear. tell her that the replacement for the blanket.

>>30030489
Ayase was annoying too, we just didn't know how bad it could get.

>>30030516
Yeah she was annoying, but it was the safe, sane, not going to rape you in your sleep annoying, and I miss her for that.

Kadokawa is irrelevant. We're done with her. Hope she goes the way of Ayase and her faggot boyfriend and disappear forever.

>>30030606
Claremind.

>sorry for delay, long post
>>30029818
"I understand, we will make for Yamada Girl's Prep School as soon as we finish our business with these coded documents. Now please, eat your fill. I made all of this just for you, and even used the secret ingredient."

She lets the sentence hang in the air. You know what she means, but you absolutely refuse to play along.

"...The secret ingredient is l, o, v--"

Yes, yes, that's enough.

--

You sigh. You don't really want to consult with Lunatic High on this. That smelly, foul-mouthed, filthy drunkard is probably one of the more annoying people you've met in the past few months, and that's including the pervert that's attached to you at the hip. You're sitting in the teacher's lounge, waiting for Lunatic High to wake up from her afternoon, alcohol induced coma. Claire is waiting outside, supposedly keeping watch.

Feeling rather impatient, you start to wad up pieces of scrap paper and lob them at Lunatic. If you can land one in her fluffy ear, that's two points, if you can land one on her nose, that's three points. If you can somehow launch one into her non-existent cleavage, that's six points. You've played this game before and never been able to land a single piece of paper down there.

>>30030641
Eventually, after scoring twenty-seven points, Lunatic stirs, looking up at you.

"Oooh...hey, boy. Feelin' good today?" She looks back and forth, "Eh, Bullets ain't with you? You get into a fight? Did you try to put it in her butt like I told you to? I said you needed lube, boy, lube."

You really don't have time to entertain her ridiculous line of discussion today. You slap the papers down on the coffee table in front of you. The only thing you need to know today is if she can decode these for you.

"Whaat? I already have to do enough paperwork with this stupid job. Don't give me more. You don't even do the homework I give you."

You don't feel particularly compelled to do any homework which involves spanking Claire. You firmly point at the papers again. Can she decode these for you or not?

"...fine, fine. Yeah, I can get this done. Come back to me at the end of the day. I'll have something for you...stupid kid acting all high and mighty he just needs to bust a nut and..."

You get up and leave Lunatic to her rambling. After you meet up with Claire outside, you head to the place you need to investigate today.

--

>>30030657
Yamada Girl's Prep is a lot more modest than you thought it would be. While it is clearly constructed with exacting precision, its walls are plastered with a soft brown color, and it sports a white roof. The grounds are neat and clean, with decorative shrubs that are clipped in a conservative fashion. You can see the students walking back and forth in loosely grouped units, chatting quietly with each other.

Of course, this is all from outside the gate. You're standing in front of a large, iron gate, topped with menacing spikes and surrounded by barbed wire fences. You can hear a slight pop whenever an insect lands on it, letting you know that it's electrified. There is a small buzzer on the side of the gate, along with an intercom. You suppose you have to ring that to get in.

After telling Claire to be on her best behavior, you think about how you should do this. It'll be more difficult to move around here than in North-Star

>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.
>Take a stealthy approach once you're inside. Nobody needs to know you're looking around.
>Be aggressive. You don't have time to dawdle.

>>30030625
Something needs to be done about that girl. It wasn't ever cute, but lately it's been to fucking much. We should never have given her an inch, and this is coming from one of the guys that voted to invite her into the diner back when.

>>30030678
>>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.
Take this nice and easy

>>30030678
>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.

>>30030678

Use the I.D But half ass everything else, too much effort to be stealthy or agresive

>>30030678
>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.

>>30030678
>>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.

>>30030680
Claire will probably tone it down if we get a chance to explicitly tell her to, but speaking directly about your feelings is too much effort for Captain at the moment. Of course, if Claire bottles herself up, she just might explode on us at some point.

>>30030751
>if we get a chance to explicitly tell her to,
I'm 99% certain the Captain has told her to fuck off numerous times.

>>30030678
>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.
Don't want to raise no fuss.
Also people remember the core tenet of the Captain: Do not encourage the insanity.

>>30030772
As far as I can tell, Captain's rejections have always been ambiguous. Most of the time he just ignores her, physically removes her, or puts off telling her "I don't want you" by telling her to get out or shut up or something like that. A normal person could intuit the meaning that, but Claire is...special.

>>30030751
No, that was done long, long ago. The best we can hope for now is for a straw to break the camel's back.

>>30030772
We need to grab her by the shoulders
have her look deep into our eyes and calmly but sternly tell her
"Fuck off"

>>30030860
She'd probably misinterpret that as an order to masturbate in front of us.

Then immediately start to do so.

>>30030860
>begins to masturbate on the spot

>>30030874
>>30030878
Beat me to it.

>writing

There is always the option of completely ignoring her.

>>30030907
How well has that gone so far?

>>30030874
>>30030878
>>30030884
Then how about
"I hate you with all of my heart and I think you should die. You are an idiot and I hate your voice. there are not enough words in the English language to properly convey how much I hate you. Go die. Thank you."

>>30030678
>>Be aggressive. You don't have time to dawdle.

>>30030874
Like that weird Japanese movie that ended with a housewife sitting in a puddle in the rain in front of her husband and lover, crying and masturbating.

>>30030917
/tg/ can't be that mean.

Try again.

>>30030917
Hey now, Captain doesn't want her to commit suicide or anything.

>>30030917
She'd probably start crying, and then /tg/ would feel bad.

>>30030927
That sounds weirdly familiar but I am sure I've never seen such a movie.

>>30030907
>>30030916

It's simple we pretend we don't see her and don't respond to any action she takes even if she touches us or so. If some asks about CLarie we claim we haven't seen her today even if she next to us and even if they stare at us, point her out or anything, we do not see, we fuck with her mind

>>30030917
Let's not go too far. She is fine as a colleague. Just straight up say there is no interest and there will likely never be.

>>30030917
Why don't you fuck off.

>>30030907
he has been doing that for weeks mate.

we should have joined diablo.

>>30030917
I even invented a whole new language to describe how much I hate your guts, with accompanying culture and artestry.

>>30030944
Anon typed that out so clearly /tg/ CAN be mean.
And I'd like him to say that just because I want to see how Claire would react.

>>30030678
>>Rely on that I.D. You do have permission to be here.

>>30030966
We can explain that she has blown it pretty badly, though.

>>30030962
You know damn well that will just lead to her escalating the things she does to get Captain to notice her.

>>30030989
/tg/ is not one anon, it is a collective.

All the responses clearly indicate the correctness of my prediction.

>>30030999
We can beat her! I believe in us!

>>30030952
Something I read from a blog called Gaijin Smash. Mentioned it as a post about Japanese movies and how he hates them.

>>30030966
Except that clearly won't work and will just make her try even harder. The only way to end this is by telling her off. I've know girls like her in real life.

>>30031027

Shit I haven't looked at Gaijin smash in a while I wonder how his kid is doing

>>30031016
Look no matter how determined the Captain is he can't very well ignore it if she starts stripping while being ignored by others due to Overed juice.

>>30031027
Well shit, I actually archive binged Gaijin Smash once upon a time. Huh.

>>30031062

We can and that be hilarious.

>>30030917
Maybe when Claire does something to push Captain past his breaking point. But just walking up to her and saying it will probably not happen.

>>30031032
This. Captain has to explain that all this creepy shit has pretty well blown her chances with him, and the he's not interested in anyone involved with this bullshit besides.

I figure she either goes mental or she doesn't, that's out of our hands.

>>30031095
I think rather than a loud outburst the Captain would just calmly tell her off. It fits his image more.

>>30030678
Plan in mind, you press the button next to the gate and wait for the response. About a minute later, a scratchy voice comes over the line and asks your business. You reply that you're from the Fitness Day Committee and you need to make sure that everybody is doing their part to be ready for the events. After a few minutes of waiting, the gate opens to you and you're let inside.

The inside is austere, designed with what you think is cherry wood and an off white paint. Various antiques, trophies and pieces of art line the walls every which way, and unlike your public school, there are little to no lockers of any kind to be found. Every student that passes you gives you a slight nod of her head, and it makes you feel a little important as you pass. The well mannered nature of this place is even rubbing off on Claire, who has kept silent this whole time, gently bowing to every adult that wanders by. Eventually, you are approached by a young woman. She's clearly not a student here, her traditional dress stands out against the walls of sailor uniforms. She hands a small card out to you.

Minako Suzuki. Professor of Japanese Classics. Is that even a real subject? You turn the card over to find some more information.
For the UGN Agent: The Archery Range is strange at midnight, please investigate. Please also look into the Tea Ceremony Room. It is haunted.

You look up to ask more, but the woman is gone. Well, you have your leads. Which should you take care of first?

>The Archery Range
>Tea Ceremony Room

>>30031185
>>The Archery Range
How about we don't investigate the tea room

>>30031185
>>Tea Ceremony Room

It not midnight yet so Archery Range goes latter.

>>30031185
>Tea Ceremony Room
It might be better to check out the range at night when things are going down.

>>30031185
>Tea Ceremony Room

>>30031185

Clarie in a tea room ah shit lets do this

>>30031185

If we have enough time, let's actually try and go to the archery range at midnight, or close to it. I say we go to the tea room.

If we don't have enough time to go to the archery range tonight, I'm okay going to it now.

There is the option of splitting up right?

>>30031185
>The Archery Range
If the Archery Range is weird at midnight it might be worth it to check it out now. Whatever is causing it would probably be dormant right now. Assuming it's not just some Overed sneaking in to practice their abilities or something like that. I'm worried it might be a Renegade Object or Being, though. Especially with the Tea Room being haunted. Renegade Beings can form as a result of Renegade particles somehow imprinting on rumors and myths, it's possible that there really is a "ghost" in there.

>>30031185
>>The Archery Range

This isn't likely to give us any trouble if we find it during the day if it's only active at night.

Also remember that Kadowaki's contact appeared to be a disembodied voice, if I remember right. What can do that besides Angel Halos?

>>30031185
What time is it now? If the Archery Range only happens at midnight, and that isn't for a few hours, then check the tea room.

>>30031355
In Double Cross Time, it is 3:45PM

>>30031340
Hm, perhaps Hanuman...

>>30031340
A long distance Hanuman user? It says they are capable of creating sound waves.

>>30031127
Or we could see if Chief can fix this problem. Remind her how well ignoring Yeager's creepy shit turned out and tell her Claire has gone way past even that level.

>counting then writing

>>30031340
Orcus Overeds can warp space around their domain to render it invisible. And we know there's an Orcus involved with the sabotage, so it could be them. Balors can warp space to hide things too, as I recall. Alternatively, Hanuman Overeds can project their voice over a long distance.

A simple solution would be to somehow prevent Claire from entering the Captain's house. That would prevent most of her advances.

>>30031427
>>30031382
>>30031391

didn't we sense a presence however? Probably invisibility if that as the case