>>29997934
Why not all?

>>29997995
(Need an order, or something specific for the update.)

>>29997934
>Talk to him about the Prince's youth.
This is a nice, safe topic.

>>29997934
>>Talk to him about the old kings.
>>Talk to him about his ascension.
>>Talk to him about the Prince's youth.
>>Talk to him about...(Writein)
the Gods

in this order

>>29997934
>Talk to him about the Prince's youth.

GIMME THE HOT DETAILS ABS

>>29997934
this sounds good:>>29998028

>>29998025
>>29998084
>>29998028
>>29997995

(This update will take some time to write.

>>29998028
Look what you did to AG you monster, just because of your indecision he will be forced to write some wall of texts to satisfy you.

>>29998164
at least I'll be satisfied.

>>29998124
"So..." you start, with a sigh. "What were the kings like? The old ones?"

He thinks for a moment. "Dolan..." he started, "The first King under Law instead of some other God, the first proper King and not a tribal leader..." he chuckles. "How odd is it that our kingship more closely matches the Dra's and not our old, tribal selves." he mutters. "In any case, Dolan was a man of trickery, deception, and wit. He held his kingship with a steady, strong grip, using all measures he could to secure it. He was a man of power - A magus. Almost an archmage. And he used that power to its utmost." he sighs. "When the wars calmed, and the Critter public ceased their overt rebellion, Dolan sent me out often to crush them. Town after town, rebel after rebel. Eventually I had to dye my hair and color my skin magically."

"You darkened your skin?"

"Lightened, actually." he admits. "My tan was far deeper than this. More chocolate than milk tea." he grumbles. "Anyway. Eventually, things calmed enough for him to be more covert with his operations. I don't agree with all his measures, but he prevented civil unrest following a major conflict."

"And Old Hile?"

"Mmmn..." he looks out the window. "A soldier in a king's throne. You can sense it, in how he moves and acts - he's preparing for conflict, thinking about conflict, hunting great beasts for sport and feast. He was a warrior when his father was king - the two blades of the Empire, me and him. His rule is waning - any citizen can see it - and his son is on the rise. He can hardly wait to be freed of the shackles of kinghood."

>Continuing...

>>29998397
"Well... I suppose that's natural. What about your rise? You weren't always like this...?"

"No, I wasn't. I..." he laughs. "To think of my younger self. It's almost funny... I was a weedy little cleric of Law. Barely 20, and Ogres, Appals, and Alvin were at my doorstep. They started with words and fruit, and soon moved to much nastier things. Each time, I would stand in the doorway. We had sick, injured soldiers in the temple, and our sanctuary of them was... not viewed well in an area with many Critters. Eventually, they tried to rush past me. I... Held the frame. For three hours, they stabbed, pushed, cut, smashed, and I did not move - I whispered my prayers to heal my wounds and strengthen my arms."

He looks at his feet. "But it wasn't enough. There was too many of them. That's when Law descended on me. He told me my purpose, and gave me my power. I was so enraptured by it, I don't even know what happened next. They said that the charred bones of appals fell from the sky, burning with their speed to slam the earth, for days following. I was what was needed then, a beacon of hope."

He scoffs, "Now, I'm not nearly as sure. I just know that Law will tell me when I'm not needed anymore. He hasn't spoken yet."

>Continued...

>>29998397
"So... you knew the prince as a boy?"

"Old Hile and Celestine's son. I did. I delivered him." he says with a smile. "Such energy." he says. "Even as his mother withered away, aging advanced by an Alvin curse, he was a wild, happy, bright little boy. He did all he could to put a smile on his mother's face. Spent most of his time with her. She was so... intelligent. If Hile was a beast, then Celestine was his tender, the intellect to his rage, and the boy took after her." he sighs. "Perhaps that is why the boy was so furious with the king. There was a time when we could break that Alvin curse. The King would have had to give up his age - he was thirty at the time, and the cure would have cost him forty years - and he denied it."

Karl shakes his head. "In the grand scheme of things, it was wise. Hile was necessary for the kingdom, and the curse helped to cement Law's place in the city's faithful. But the prince was wildly upset in his puberty, an angry, wild thing, prone to rage against anyone and everything. It was only his mother's dying words that calmed that tempestuous heart."

"...What did she say?"

" 'Your father is already losing me. Do not flee his side when he needs you most.' she said. She looked so... old. She was only forty years of age, and she looked nearly twice that. The castle was quite morbid when she passed. And... What few Alvin were left in the city were nearly chased out."

>Continued...

>>29998397
"And the Gods?"

He chuckles.
"My, but you're chatty today." he says, his voice growing warmer. "I've met most of them. While Law is my patron, I spoke to him the least. To the others, I have mostly had words to confirm suspicions, perform augeries, or the like. They strike me as... To the one, overfocused and underbearing." he says quietly. "Blinded by their ambitions, they cannot see the greater picture."

You frown as the carriage comes to a stop. He emerges and stretches.

"I shall go through my forms and warm up - it's been a while since I saw serious combat."

>Watch, do your own after.
>Do your own with him.
>Insist you go first.
>Writein

>>29998709
>Watch, do your own after.

Might as well compare technique while we're here.

>>29998709
>>Insist you go first.

>>29998709
>Do your own with him.
Not necessarily with him, just at the same time and in the same general vicinity.

>>29998709
>Watch, do your own after.
maybe there's something to learn
and anyway, abs

Writing.

>>29998847
You sit down, nodding as you watch. He pulls off his shirt, leaving him in long, flowing pants. And then he moves.

Even without his Sworn power, he is a tempest of punches and kicks, rapid and strong. His movements and positioning are graceful, his rippling muscles betraying strength beyond you. Sweat begins to form after about half an hour, flowing in small drops down his firm body as he slowly stops, panting. He snatches up a towel and dries himself, stretching.

You can't help but bite your lip a little as he gestures for you.

You find yourself distracted, your movements a little imperfect, as your thoughts return to him again and again, and you cut it a little short before sitting next to him, taking in the scent and heat radiating from him.

He casts a smile your way.

"I'm sorry again, about my comments in the castle. I didn't mean to belittle you or Teel."

>Writein

>>29998967
It's fine. Just don't do it again.

>>29998967
I don't like his freaky deeky mind control powers.
"Do you do this intentionally, or is it one of the boons law granted you?"

>>29998967
"It's...uh, okay. I don't think Teel will be around much anymore though."

>>29998997
this'll work

>>29998967
it's ok, hold habits die hard, right?
but yeah i hope you won't do it again

>>29999020
Pretty much.

Nigga got himself a promotion.

>>29999016
I don't think he has any mind control powers. He's just hot.

>>29999043
>>29998997
>>29999020
Writing.

>>29999016
Not mind control, he's just attractive.

>>29999105
"It's... It's fine. Don't do it again." you say, trying not to look at him. "But he's not likely to come round again. He got promoted."

"Damnation. The one time the chain of command is intelligent." he grumbles. "He was a fine..." he pauses, "...Conversation partner. Very intelligent. He didn't even hold my past against me, taking it as a necessary evil for my people." he smiles with a sigh. "Ah, well." he stands again, stretching. "What would you say to a spar without my power, and you with your gauntlets and sabatons? I need a real foe."

>No thanks.
>I don't see why not.
>Are you trying to seduce me?
>>Again?
>>>Despite my repeated denials?
>Writein

>>29999184
>I don't see why not.

>>29999184
>>Are you trying to seduce me?
>>>Again?
>>>>Despite my repeated denials?

>>29999184
>>I don't see why not.

>>29999205
Look, if we jump to "Are you hitting on me?" out of nowhere, we'll seem too eager. He'll think we want to be hit on.

>>29999184
>I don't see why not
Sparing is always fun.

>>29999184
>I don't see why not.

>>29999252
>>29999244
>>29999218
>>29999201
Writing.

>>29999184
>absent mindedly bite lower lip
>"Maybe tomorrow, I think I need to get used to seeing your perfect abs- seeing you without your shirt flush from- I'm a little too distracted at the moment."

"I don't see why not." you say, rising and stretching, sliding on your equipment. "Are you sure you can handle the blows?"

He shrugs.
"If you can land any." he says, grinning confidently as he slides into a ready pose.

>Rushdown! Go for the belly and a knockdown! (Might)
>Try to play evasively, watch his movements. (Mind)
>(No Magic Option)

>>29999295
>>Try to play evasively, watch his movements. (Mind)

>>29999295
>>Try to play evasively, watch his movements. (Mind)

>>29999295
>Try to play evasively, watch his movements. (Mind)

>>29999295
>>Try to play evasively, watch his movements. (Mind)
Gotta get a bead on this fucker's movements so we can take him down when he goes full betrayal.

>>29999339
>>29999310
d100, please.

Rolled 46

>>29999421
GOGO

Rolled 100

>>29999421

Rolled 83

>>29999421

Rolled 55

>>29999421

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>>29999440
Holy shit

>>29999440
#WREKT

Rolled 54

>>29999421

>>29999440 >CRITICAL
>>29999452

Writing.

>>29999440
Based wrenloft

>>29999508
You smirk, letting him come at you, skillfully dodging and pushing away his attacks. The two of you go back and forth, for what seems like twenty solid minutes.

"You're better than I thought!" Karl says, unable to get in a single blow. "I was hoping for a solid challenge!"

"Is that so?" you ask, sweeping his feet when you see a split-second opening, planting your boot on his bare, fit, chest and leaning on it. To his credit, he has no issue breathing.

"My, you seem to enjoy this."

>Writein

>>29999575
"Who doesn't enjoy a spar with a challenging opponent?"

Rolled 29

>>29999575
"My lust for combat runs deep."

>>29999575
"You kidding? I live for it! The cheer of the crowd, the rush of a triumphant victory! The arena was my home for most of my life, after all!

And hey, maybe if I practise enough, you won't need to hold back..?"

>>29999575
with all my years in the arena, of course i love having a good opponent in front of me

>>29999575

Play the gladiator. Search for responses from the imaginary crowd. ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED? SHALL I SPARE HIM? OR END HIM?

>>29999575
"Why not? I'm winning."

>>29999575
"I think you forgot that I used to practically live in the arena before this posting, you know."

>>29999685
This, yes.

So, AG, you writing?

You laugh.
"Is this not the greatest fight!" you bellow, throwing your arms to your sides, grinning as you stand on top of him entirely. He still doesn't move, "Is this not fit for your entertainment!?" you raise a hand to an ear. "You want more? How can I possibly humiliate him more?" you grin down at him, leaping off. "Of course I love a good fight, Karl. It's what I grew up doing."

He rises.
"I admit, it's rather rare to see such spirit. Perhaps that's why..." he shakes his head, dismissing his own words. "Nonetheless, clearly I should practice more." he says, going back to forms.

>What were you going to say?
>(Say nothing, watch.)
>Writein

>>30000225
>>What were you going to say?

>>30000225
>>What were you going to say?

Rolled 50

>>30000225
>>What were you going to say?

>>30000225

You should loosen up more. I mean, you're a weapon and everything, but you can enjoy life, right? Have fun, seize the moment, don't hold back whatever it is you were about to say.

>>30000225
>Write in
Practice our forms with more confidence and less distraction. Finish first and take in the view.

>>30000225
>What were you going to say?
Also >>30000301
He needs to learn to live life, drink heartily, and how to have fun.

>>30000299
>>30000283
>>30000250

"Loosen up. What were you gonna say?"

"I thought, perhaps, I was... Well. That strength and that power, it is... attractive." he says, "That's all. But you've made it quite clear you aren't interested." he chuckles, returning to his forms.

>Well. If you're not looking for comittment...
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>>But I don't think we're a fit.
>Writein

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>>But I don't think we're a fit.
We don't necessarily hate him, but we're not going to sleep with him any time soon.

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>But I don't think we're a fit.

>>30000512
Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>>But I don't think we're a fit.
sorry Karl, no can do

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I see you...
>>But I don't think we're a fit.

"Who knows though, that's not a never."

>>30000525
This.

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>But I don't think we're a fit.

Thanks for the compliment, though.

>>30000512
>>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>>>But I don't think we're a fit.

>>30000512
>>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>>>But I don't think we're a fit.

Time will tell, maybe someday we'll get some hot doctor

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>>But I don't think we're a fit.
Eh, he's ranked up from Godly Avatar of Extermintus to Forced Combatant for me.

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...

>>30000512
"Well, my opinion of you has changed, and while I don't plan on going far with you, a massage would be nice after we're both done practicing."

>>30000512
>Well. You've certainly made me rethink how I've seen you...
>But I don't think we're a fit.

"You've certainly made me rethink how I see you." you say, "But... I don't think we're much of a fit." you add. "Sorry."

"Don't apologize." he says with a smile. "It's enough to know you don't find me an abomination."

"I'm sure you get all the ladies anyway." you remark, stretching.

"Actually... I'm not often allowed outside the castle." he says, "And all the ladies there either find me too severe, or... Well, know me too well."

"You're joking."

"No, I'm not. I'm not trying to get pity, I just..." he shakes his head. "In any case, would you like a massage? Nothing below the waist, I assure you."

>No thanks.
>I don't see why not.
>Sure!
>Writein

>>30000968
>No thanks.
Time to hit the road, or set up camp I say!

>>30000968
>I don't see why not.

>>30000968
>>No thanks.
maybe later

>>30000968
>I don't see why not.

>>30000968
>>Sure!

Who refuses a massage? That shit is good. Plus with his knowledge of anatomy it's sure to be great.

>>30000968
>I don't see why not.

May as well, this promised massage has been on the cards since we started this quest.

>>30000968
>Sure!

A massage from a professional doctor who probably has a lot of practice, and knows human anatomy really well. It'll be nice, and a massage after a work out is good for you.

>>30000968
>No thanks.
got shit to do

>>30000968
>No thanks.
Business before pleasure.

>>30000968
>No thanks.

>>30000968
>I don't see why not.

It won't take all that long, we can afford the time.

>>30000968
>I don't see why not.

>>30000968
>I don't see why not.

Karl does seem like he's trying to be a genuinely good person. I think he and Annelin can still be friends.

>>30000968
Hey he's being a chum
>I don't see why not

>>30000968
>No thanks.

>>30001176
>>30001147
>>30001116
>>30001224
>>30001053
>>30001006
>>30000997
You sit down and remove your upper armor, and he gets to work. He's... really good, actually, strong hands firmly applying pressure and working out knots and tightness. You allow your face to settle into a happily pleased expression, but you don't allow yourself a moanas he finishes your lower back.

He remains professional and quick, cricking his neck as he finishes his work.
"There we are." he says happily, nodding.

"Thanks." you say, securing your equipment. He gets to work setting up camp, you hunt down a meal, and he prepares it, handing you a platter of meat.

He looks off as he eats, looking thoughtful.

>Writein

>>30000968
inb4 'massage' is some chakra blitz shit and he steals our soul.

>>30000968
>>Sure!

>>30001325
"So, you learned that from Rikard? Impressive stuff. Priest of Raev must know some excellent massage tricks."

>>30001325
"Watcha' thinkin' about?"

>>30001325
"Pardon my bluntness, but did Law institute a kind of... trade-off for his blessing? Otherwise I'd imagine that you would have quite a substantial family by now."

>>30001325
Take a bite of what he cooked. Compliment his cooking, assuming it's good, and I'm guessing it will be. Ask where he learned to cook.

And >>30001463 might be an interesting question to ask, but if he doesn't want to talk about it then don't push him on it.

>>30001463

"Pardon my bluntness, but did Law institute a kind of... trade-off for his blessing? Otherwise I'd imagine that you would have quite a substantial family by now."

He shrugs.
"Of a sort. He makes me both less capable of having children, and less likely to be successful at courting. Since he is strong at making things remain the same, it is not all that hard for him to, well, place me in a rut in that regard." he admits. "Not that I blame it fully." he adds.

The cooking is good, and you compliment it.

"Thank you. I have many hobbies, and Rikard is quite helpful in maintaining them." he admits.

"You mentioned he taught you the massage?"

"Oh yes, though his specialty is rather more... intimate." he admits.

>Writein

>>30001581
"Sounds like a good person to know."

>>30001581
"A priest of Law and a priest of Raev meeting late at night for intimate massages. While a truly wonderful mental image you might be giving girls the wrong idea."

Smile so it's obvious we're teasing him, and don't get too distracted by thoughts of him and Rikard oiled up, wearing next to nothing, and massaging each other.

"I should probably get to know him better, from what I've seen of him he's rather kind, and I think Raev likes me."

>>30001581
"I'll be sure to give him a visit when we return."

>>30001581
"Are you giving a recommendation?"

I'm not sure if we should even consider his going both ways as worthy of commentary. Either he was into that from the start, or being as old as he is is enough to broaden his horizons.

>>30001730
Supporting

>>30001730
Good job anon, supporting.

>>30001730
Thiiiis.

>>30001730

"A priest of Law and a priest of Raev meeting late at night for intimate massages. While a truly wonderful mental image you might be giving girls the wrong idea." you say with a smile.

He laughs.
"Law and Raev have much in common. Fate and Law intersect a great deal - many believe Raev to be Law's daughter." he says. "Besides, that's a 'might be'." he says with a knowing grin.

"He has been rather kind, and I think Raev likes me."

"You are a rather lynch-pin individual. Your choices regarding Micheal will have a great effect." he remarks. "Anyway, it is growing dark. I shall take my rest."

He rises, heading to his tent.

>Writein

>>30001938
get some sleep

>>30001938
Stand watch.

>>30001938
"A lot of it will be letting Micheal make his own choices, I trust him.

Sleep well Karl."

And go to bed, dream of oiled up priests and forbidden love.

>>30001938
Take first watch.

>>30002030
This

>>30002030
Change priests to princes
We don't like racists

>>30001938
Take watch "Even if you're effectively invincible, it's really a 50-50 chance who would be attacked first."

>>30002245
Karl's trying real hard not to be racist.

>>30002245
Damn anon, give the guy a break.

>>30002290
He's trying real hard to disarm us. Whether or not that's just to get laid is anyone's guess.

>>30001979
>>30002030
>>30002083


"A lot of it will be letting Micheal make his own choices, I trust him. Sleep well Karl."

He nods as you go to sit atop the carriage, standing watch. It's a long night, and you lay back.

"Ahoy." says a young man, with short, short orange and white hair, a huge grin, and spiraled eyes. "Lovely night, innit?" he asks, a poofy tail behind him. His hands are dark, and his smile reveals sharp, sharp teeth. He's laying next to you, and you never saw him approach.

>Writein

>>30002486
What do you want Clown?

>>30002486
"Who are you and what the hell do you want?"

>>30002486
"Coyo?"

It must be really hard to be an atheist in this setting, what with the gods constantly poking their noses into your business.

>>30002486
hello coyo

>>30002486
"This how you come on to all the ladies? Some might not be as relaxed at having some stranger sidle up next to them."

>>30002486
"Just tell me you're not another God or Sworn. Please?"

>>30002486
"It really is, the stars are especially beautiful Coyo."

>>30002486
"So which one are you?"

>>30002582
Ha, i'm going to support this one because I seem to recall some kind of link between the native american Coyote trickster spirit and the stars.

>>30002546
If you're stubborn enough you can deny anything.
Now I'm just sorta giggling at the mental image of an atheist trying VERY VERY HARD to ignore Clown fucking with everything in his living room while he's in the kitchen or something.

>>30002641
>ones a rabid atheist
>the other is the god of Chaos
>what happens when they're forced to share an apartment?
>Dawkins and Clown, a new sitcom coming this Fall!

>>30002696
Sounds like one half of Paradox Poker Tuesday

>>30002582
>>30002624
>>30002524

"Let me guess, Coyo?"

He nods.
"Most excellent." he says, sitting up, his tail curling into his lap.

"The stars are fine tonight."

"Thank you. I painted them after Bahamut scattered them." he says, "But I already used all the paint on the world, so I had only blue and white left, with a little red." he lets out a short, halting cackle. "The old crusty bastard was quite upset! 'Coyo, you fool, they will not shine nearly as brightly!', he said. But ah, the secrecy of night, is it not also wonderful?" he asks, relaxing.

"Any reason you're here?"

"Ah, well. I wanted to play a game with you. Nothing really special. I have time to kill, and so do you, so..."

>What game?
>I'm in no mood to toy with Gods right now.
>What do I get for this?
>Writein

>>30002696
Shit, I'd watch it.

>>30002764
>What game?
>I've had my fill of strip dra dice.

>>30002486
"Clown Priest?"

>>30002764
>What do I get for this?
>What game?
Anychance you'd know why so many of you have been visiting me lately? Ever since I've gotten my new post they've been coming non-stop at us.

>>30002764
>What game?

>>30002764
>>I'm in no mood to toy with Gods right now.

>>30002799
Because we're in a position of influence, our actions affect Micheal, which could greatly change the future.

>>30002764
>What game?

>>30002764
>>What game?

>>30002764
>What game?

"I can hardly imagine you of all the Gods playing a game without stakes. What do I stand to gain and lose?"

>>30002764
>>What game?

>>30002764
"Explain first, if you would care."

>>30002857
>>30002852
>>30002849
>>30002832
>>30002806

"What game?"

"Truth and Lies." he says. "You ask me a question. Any question at all! I will give you two answers. One is true, the other a lie." he says. "And if I don't know at all, I will tell you." he says, grin quite wide. "Ask your question! The stakes are the knowledge - or the anti-knowledge."

>Ask.

>>30002764
>>What game?
>>What do I get for this?
This fucker has an extreme sense of humor, but other than that he seemed pretty chill.(i bet you Karl will think we are working with the clown)

>>30003100
Did any alpin survive the soul sucking rod?

>>30003100
Who is Woodworm

>>30003100
Who has been sending the assassins.

>>30003128
>alpin
You mean appal. The alvin are the birdshotas.

>>30003100
Now see, this is a game that has roots in the traditional riddle, and we -can- get useful answers if we think about it.

We can only ask true or false questions, though, and we have to use clever word-play to get answers we can use.

Do we have any true or false questions we need answers to?

Guys, why the fuck would you ask yes or no questions? The answers will be yes and no, and we'll get no information out of it. Ask questions that require some sort of explanation.

>>30003193
my bad, yeah those guys.
>>30003315
Mine is the only yes or no quest, plus i doubt he would make it that easy.

>>30003128
We should reframe this question.

"If my -other- question was 'did any Appal survive the soul-sucking rod', would you answer yes or no?"

Then we'd know for sure that the opposite of the answer he gave was true.

>>30003406
Explain.

>>30003437
It's a logic problem.

However, if we figure it out, we can work it to our advantage.

Take the question I posited, for instance - if he lies, then he will be telling us the opposite of the truth. If he tells the truth, he will be telling us - truthfully- what a liar would say.

>>30003524
It doesn't work since there's only one question and he's giving both answers.

>>30003552
... ah, right, then we need to work around his answers. Sorry, 2am, my reading comprehension is shite. We can still work with it, though.

"What would your other answer be if I asked you whether any Appal survived the soul-sucking rod?" should work.

Then he should give us two identical answers, both lies

>>30003161
"Who is Wood Worm?"

His tail swings.

"Wood Worm is a powerful demonologist, a monster of an Appal, who is angry with the human empire and knows no morals." he says. "Or... He is a distant Dra, working to sabotage negotiations with the human empire, and drop them into war to see his love again!" he cackles.

He stares you down, giggling.

>The first statement is a lie.

>The second statement is a lie.

>>30003641
>>The first statement is a lie.
He made it too easy.

>>30003641
>>The second statement is a lie.

>>30003641
>The first statement is a lie.
Appals aren't named like Wood Worm. They're stuff like One-Who-Hammers-Nails.

>>30003641
>The second statement is a lie.

>>30003641
There's - strictly speaking - no way we can know for sure whether one or the other is the lie.

And does it matter? He's given us two potentials, which are decent as data points if nothing else. We know one of them is true, after all. Assuming we can trust this guy. Hahahahaha.

At this point i'd just thank him for his time rather than trying to guess which is the right one, unless he offered us a boon if we guessed which was which.

Did he? I must have missed it if he did.

>>30003641
>>The first statement is a lie.
the dragon bitch, and having teel moved suddenly was way too many coincidences.

>>30003641
"I'm not sure which is the truth, but you've narrowed it down quite a bit.

Thank you Coyo."

And he didn't specify the Appal's gender, though in all fairness it's difficult to tell and not really that important. And it's entirely possible that a distant Dra wasn't always quite so distant.

>>30003641
>his
If it wasn't for that word, I would think that the dra chick Michael fucked was Wormwood.

>>30003806
It could also be some Dra we have never once met before, like one who is fucking Monica or Monica's dad or something.

>>30003750
>>30003679
>>30003655
"The first statement is a lie."

He smirks at you.
"I see..." he says. "Would you like to keep playing?" he asks, tail wagging rapidly.

>No thanks.
>Sure.

>>30004020
>Sure.

>>30004020
>>Sure.

>>30004020
Sure

>>30004020
>Sure.

>>30004020
IF we can repeat the question.

>>30004020
>Sure.

Though if new information comes to light, we might revise our opinion on what the truth it.

And I am tempted to touch fluffy tail, it's right there.

>>30004058
might want to ask again, just to see if one of the answers change

>>30003641
>and drop them into a war to see his love again!
So we can resolve all this by sending Monica home? Why aren't we turning around to get that done now?

>>30004020
We should say yes and no. One of those answers is a lie.

>>30004032
>>30004033
>>30004038
>>30004057
>>30004066

"Alright! No repeat questions!" he says, leaning forward. it's at this point that you realize he looks a little more masculine than he started, with a smooth runner's look. It's... really hard to tell if he's wearing anything, in this dark.

>Ask.

>>30004020
"If I were to ask you whether I was correct in assuming that the first statement was a lie, what would you tell me if you intended to lie about the answer to this question?"

Does this actually work? My head hurts.

>>30004378
On who's orders does the Wood Worm operate?

>>30004393
>>30004378
this

>>30004378
What would the name of this suspect Dra be?

>>30004378
"Do you know when Old Man Law's thinking of coming to see me? I'm looking to complete the set as soon as possible."

>>30004378
"Aside from Worm Wood, what is the biggest current threat to Prince Micheal's life?"

>>30004378
"How did Worm Wood know that I would be working at the palace?"

Think about it guys, the King didn't even want it getting out that the Prince's old bodyguard died, and yet Worm Wood sent the souls of the people we killed after us on day one of the job.

How did he know we'd be working for royalty?

>>30004393
That doesn't work because if he intended to lie about the answer to this question then the lie would be a truthful answer, but the truthful answer would -truthfully- be a lie.

>>30004378
One of these two >>30004453
>>30004528

>>30004393
We're heading off to investigate right now.

We don't need it spoiled for us.

>>30004528
"How did Worm Wood know that I would be working at the palace?"

"There is a man on the inside, leaking knowledge to the proper people. Or... He has been tracking you since the beginning." he says, nodding as his tail brushes your leg on accident.

>Which is the lie?

>>30004795
I want to say number two is the lie, otherwise he would know how shitty we feel about it.

Also, pet his tail. He started it.

>>30004795
The second one is the lie.

As always, keep both answers in mind, and look for supporting evidence for both in the future. We could always be wrong.

And touch fluffy tail, he's pretty much asking for it, and how many chances are we going to get to pet a god.

>>30004795
"I'd hope the latter. While I've no right to complain, I'd wish if someone tracking me from the beginning, they'd be more understanding, if not necessarily forgiving."

>>30004795
The latter.

>>30004839
>pet his tail
Uh, no thanks.

>>30004795
second one is a lie

This guy's fucking Fate Weaver.

>>30004900
>>30004927
>>30004925
>>30004917
>>30004839

You nod. "The second." you say, reaching down and touching his tail.

>d100.

>>30004795
Well a personal vendetta makes more sense to me, but does it matter?

Next question should definitely be; "Would your other answer tell me it's possible for gods and mortals to conceive?"

If 'yes' to both he's totally safe to bone without risk of getting knocked up.

Rolled 77

>>30004925
>not petting the foxshota god's tail
It's like you want to be smote.
>>30004963

Rolled 56

>>30004963

Rolled 33

>>30004963

>Result calculated, writing.

Rolled 59

>>30004963

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>>30005039
Oh god, I'm not sure how to feel.

WHY would you vote to touch fluffy tail?

>>30005156
/tg/ goes full fuckin retard every single time there's a fluffy tail.

>>30005156
chaos+forbidden love.

>>30005039
The fluff is soft and warm, and the god laughs.
"You probably should not have done that!" he says, laughing harder and harder. "That was a poor decision!" his head splits back on a hinge as he grips his belly, falling on his back, legs kicking at the air.

>You have gained a MUTATION.

>Mutations work like Perks, and operate under the same rules - they have a category, they contribute to bonuses, and they can be used in combat just like any other perk.
>Mutations, however, work outside of the normal categories for perks. What would be a Mind perk, might be a Magic mutation.

>>Your Mutation is: ALL-SEEING EYE (MIND)
>Your left eye can now see through, at your discretion, any single material. When used in this fashion, the eye will shimmer bright orange, Coyo's color.

Coyo giggles harder and harder, then calms himself. "Well then. I think I've had a fine night." he says, rising and smirking at you, his tail wagging in the air.

You touch at your eyelid, feeling it slightly warm.

>Writein

>inb4 brutal rape followed by "You were asking for it"

>>30005186
>Note: One material at a time, it should be noted.

>>30005186
"This is great! Can I touch it again?"

>>30005186
You guys doubted this glorious fucker, now lets get the other eye enchanted from our goddess.

>>30005206
Let me be totally clear: You rolled in a 9-number range for that. Most of the others were negative.

>>30005206
Second.
>>30005224
Lets try again anyway.

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>>30005186
Yea! Always touch fluffy tail!!!!!!

>>30005203
So not-overpowered x-ray vision? As in, we can see through a wall, but not inside a safe behind that wall unless we walked inside?

>>30005224
What was some of the bad stuff? No regrets

>>30005206
No. Stop. We already came out ahead. No more.

>>30005281
we can roll higher than 77.

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>>30005224

>>30005186
Try to see through Coyo
>>30005206
Lets not. Once is enough.

>>30005222
I'd rather have double Raev eyes, to be honest.

>>30005186
>>You have gained a MUTATION.
Maybe we should fondle Raev next.

FONDLE ALL THE GODS!
BECOME A GLORIOUS MUTANT!
We should totally grab Clown's nuts next time.

>>30005186
no more touching. just, go to sleep

>>30005186
Time for sleep.

>>30005186
That is an extremely useful mutation, not even considering any possible perverted implications.

We can see through a good number of walls, if we're in a forest trees won't be an obstacle to our vision, we can look through armor to identify who is wearing it if we don't know.

But we got lucky, don't do it again.

"Have a good night Coyo, it was lovely to meet you and I enjoyed myself. Your game was quite helpful, and your tail is quite fluffy.

By the way, you might not hear this enough, but you did a truly spectacular job with the stars. Did you also do the moon, or was that someone else?"

>>30005329
In all honesty, lets not try to make this a running joke.

>>30005186
"I enjoyed it as well, thank you."

Avalon, do you play a lot of Dark Souls?

>>30005312
>>30005332
>>30005281
Writing.

>>30005303
You got a Lucky Number 77. Other options were 11, 22, 33, 44, 55, 66, 88, and 99.

Ending in odds is bad.

Ending in evens is WORSE.

>>30005186
>any single material
Is this something we set now, like, for now and forever the eye can see through X and only X?

Or is it chosen every time we use it? Like we might use it for wool first and then bricks the next time and then some other thing the third?

>>30005384
No 69?

>>30005384
is our goddesses number 69?

>>30005394
I think it's the latter. Pretty much selective x-ray vision. Should be very useful.

>>30005384
You sigh.
"Have a nice night, Coyo. Good job with the stars."

He lets out that giggle again, then vanishes.

You touch your eyelid again and sigh, moving to wake up Karl, who stretches as you move back to your tent and sleep.

>>30005438
...

You awaken the next morning to the sound of splashing water behind your tent. You stretch, looking around.

>Writein

>>30005454
So, how about getting on with the investigation?

>>30005454
Look through the tent canvas with our eye. See what's going on. And if we happen to catch a glimpse of naked Dr. Abs bathing, well that's not much of a problem.

Then get up, stretch, get dressed, get food, and head out.

>>30005454
use the eyes.

>>30005454
"Gettin' real tired of the Gods' shit, Karl." Then use the eye to see what the splashing water is.

>>30005356
That sounds good.

>>30005454
"Hey, Karl? What happens if you touch a god?"

>>30005500
>>30005494
>>30005490
>using chaos eye infront of a devoted law follower.

>>30005524
He's not in the tent, man.

>>30005186
Well, that's one off the bucket list.

Fluffy Tail: Touched.

>>30005384
We also got a 33, just out of interest what would that have netted us?

>>30005524
It isn't chaos eye. It's Coyo eye.

Coyo is slightly chaotic, but Clown is the actual antithesis to Law so far as I can tell.

>>30005490
>>30005494
>>30005500
You open your special eye, looking directly through the canvas - and see Karl there, from behind, in a tub of water. A flush rises to your cheeks as you watch his strong back move slowly, scrubbing himself with care. You swallow heavily, stammering and gasping.

>>30005735
Keep watching

>>30005735
Alright, everyone, get back to work

>>30005735
Keep watching as we get dressed and ready for our day.

We're headed somewhere unpleasant, we may as well have some good times on our way there.

>>30005735
Bust out of that tent and MORNING ROUTINE.

>>30005735
"I guess it figures a healer would be focused on hygiene."

Call next bath, no way we're looking like a slob by comparison.

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>>30005735
We can see through walls.

Oh my god, the potential for hilarity is endless, as long as people don't mind some minor structural damage.

>>30006313
Depends on how restrictive the ability is.

Like what if Coyo considers paint, plaster, and bricks to all be separate materials?

>>30006313
wall sight+spear of Breaking=win

>>30005735
Special eye is what I call my butthole.

>>30006339
>Stalkin' through the castle
>Gonna assassinate the prince, yepyep
>Suddenly OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK SHE'S COMING OUTTA THE GODDAMN WALLS CLOWN HELP

Just imagine Annelin busting through a wall with a spear, a glowing eye, and the worlds biggest rapeface on.

Seeing through clothes is really good for non-perving purposes.

It lets us instantly know who has concealed weapons under their robes (so long as they didn't stuff their daggers up their ass, prison-style)

>>30006469
Though it does glow when in use, so it isn't the most subtle thing in the world.

>>30006508
Eye patch? The patch is clothe, their clothes are also clothe.

Take it off if we need to see through walls.

>>30006508
Unless we wear a cloth eye patch?

>>30006529
Eyepatches are cool.

>>30006529
Or we could wear a stone eyepatch.

>>30006579
If we're looking at something through a wall, presumably the wall is preventing them from seeing us.

The eyepatch for clothes peeking is only needed to prevent them from seeing something up with the glowing eye.

>>30006529
the eye sees through ONE layer of material, so putting an eyepatch on to cover up the glow of it being used renders it useless

>>30006655
On the bright side, we never have to worry about being blindfolded again.

>>30006655
Are you sure? It doesn't mention anything about layers, all it says it that it can see through a single material, like cloth, wood, stone, maybe even skin.

>>30006689
and if we're wearing an eyepatch and try to look through a stone wall infront of us, guess what our eye sees?

a fuckign eyepatch

>>30006710
And the eyepatch was mentioned as a way to screen people for concealed weapons under their clothes without them seeing a big glowing eye staring at them.

Not for looking through walls.

>>30006710
We can always move the eyepatch out of the way for that.

The person who suggested an eyepatch wanted it so we can look through cloth and identify any hidden weapons without our glowing eye being noticeable.

If we're trying to look through a wall we move it out of the way, and look through the wall, I'm not worried about people on the other side seeing us.

((Sorry about that, will be back soon

>>30006746
>>30006757
it all depends on whether the ability works off of that specific eye, or it shares its vision between both and superimposes one optic nerves image on the others receptors

if it does not, and it works on LOS of that particular eye, putting something in front of it will block it

I very much doubt you could look through the wooden cabinet in a room while behind behind the walls of that room

You watch for a moment more, then ride and get ready. For a moment, when you look out, you can see through both tents, then the expanse makes your head hurt, and you turn off your eye. Seems long, wide spaces make it harder to use. You think for a moment, then use <Dirt>, closing your non-Eye, and then stumble as you see, for a single moment, the world shrink a bit with stones floating in the space. The pain sears you and you stop, shaking your head as Karl steps into view.

Still undressed.

"Good morning." he says with a smile.

>Writein

>>30007053
massage the eye and get on with the investigation

>>30007053
"Morning. Met another god last night."

>>30007053
Ogle him a bit. Smile back.

"Morning Karl. Met another God last night, I think there's only Law left. Always an interesting experience, though Raev was probably the most fun.

We have a fair bit of ground to cover today if we want to reach the mines, so you might want to get dressed."

>>30007053
"So, uh

Don't try to look through the world. It hurts."

>>30007053
"How many times did you say you've met gods, again?"

>>30007113
seconding

>>30007053
"Good morning? Eventful night watch?"

>>30007053
"WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST, KARL?"

>>30007215
"Morning Karl. Met another God last night, I think there's only Law left. Always an interesting experience, though Raev was probably the most fun. We have a fair bit of ground to cover today if we want to reach the mines, so you might want to get dressed."

He chuckles. "There are the gods of the Outer Continents, of course. Bahamut, and the like. They are far more rare. Accorrding the them, our gods are young, bored, and wild. Theirs are older, wiser, less interactive." he slides into his pants, after you... Oh. /Oh./

A part of you is happy you went with Teel, another part is sad you didn't compared to him.

"Aha...Ha." Karl blushes somewhat. "I thought I could have pulled that off smoother." he mumbles, as you pack up the cart and start to ride.

>Writein

>>30007511
Tell him we got a potential lead on Worm Wood from Coyo.

He's going to be pleased to note that it isn't a human.

>>30007511
"WHAT'S FOR BREAKFAST, KARL?"

>>30007511
"Almost definitely. So Karl, you have any lovely ladies other than me that you're interested in? Maybe me or the prince can help you out; after all we've already played matchmaker once this week"

>>30007596
seconded

>>30007596
>>30007603
These two.
>>30007611
>we've already played matchmaker once this week"
We might not want to mention that we were indirectly the cause of those guards getting maimed. Talk about a mood killer.

>>30007511
"You've had 300 years to practice, I'm almost disappointed. There any other ladies that catch your eye at the castle?"

And bring up >>30007596 it's either Appal or Dra, it makes it a lot easier to investigate.

>>30007596
>>30007755
these

>>30007755
>it's either Appal or Dra, it makes it a lot easier to investigate.
yeah, if it is Teel, we are dealing with it ourselves, thought I fucking hope it is not and its some other random Dra

>>30007511
>A part of you is happy you went with Teel, another part is sad you didn't compared to him.
I've no idea what that means

seconding >>30007596 & >>30007755

>>30007596
You explain the encounter with Coyo, and he stares at you.
"You..." he sighed. "Well, you had no way of knowing, but... That tail often does much worse. You're lucky to still be human, let alone have gotten away with just an eye. Hell, you're lucky you still want to wear clothes."

"What?"

"His tail can do a hundred and one things when touched, all up to chance." he says.

You sigh as he continues. "Well, regardless of who it is, the mines are sure to hold some form of answer."

He cooks breakfast, and you look over at him.

"So... 300 years of practice, and you're still pining? I'm almost dissapointed."

"And so am I." he says, "That you'd forget something I mentioned just last night."

"er...What?"

"I told you - Since Dolan, I've been in the castle. Law's power further works against me, as well. And, I was even more severe back then. More businesslike."

"But-"

He leans over you, eyes drilling into the back of your skull.
"I don't care for pity."

"It's not pity. I'm just worried about you."

He deflates, in thought.
"I'm afraid none of them have." he says quietly.

>Writein

>>30007817
AG said that it wasn't anyone we knew

Rolled 93, 62 = 155

>>30007858
Karl has a big dick