Just a warning, at some point I will need to go clear out my driveway (whenever it stops snowing). This could take anywhere from 20 minutes to two hours depending on if the snowblower works. I will let you know when I leave, and the updates will resume when I return

The little kids all beg you to go to some pizza place a few blocks from Capsule Corp, so that's where you go. It turns out to be one of those incredibly stupid places where the employees dress up as ridiculous characters. Salta and Fita roll their eyes at it, but the kids love it, and Spina seems to think its cute. You all go and sit down, and some guy in a dog costume comes and asks what you want to order.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29994934
Time extended

>>29994934
order some varietes of pizza and desserts.
Cookie doughs, donuts, ice cream, finger foods, that she-bang.
and a diet soda, because of genetics.
We will train the fat away anyways.

btw, I don'T advise anyone who wants to get fit to visit the boards culture shit, but to read the sticky instead.
I am somewhat free from their crab-mentality derivated from r9k.

>>29995237
with it, I mean /FIT/, horrible, horrible place.

>>29995237
You order pizza, ice creams, cookie dough, donuts, finger foods, French fries, and diet sodas. Enough to feed an army, and you and your family devour it all within minutes, everyone letting out content burps. You pay for dinner and go to the movie theater, buying tickets for the movie about a panda bear learning martial arts.

>A. Go to the snack bar

>B. Go into the theater

>C. Something else

Got to go clear the driveway, be back in a bit

>>29995314
A.
Ask if you can just buy the thing they make the popcorn in. Flash way, way more money than it's worth when they object. Acquire Saiyan Family-sized popcorn.

Be done soon

>>29995237
>>29995314
>I'm back

You order pizza, ice creams, cookie dough, donuts, finger foods, French fries, and diet sodas. Enough to feed an army, and you and your family devour it all within minutes, everyone letting out content burps. You pay for dinner and go to the movie theater, buying tickets for the movie about a panda bear learning martial arts.

>A. Go to the snack bar

>B. Go into the theater

>C. Something else

>>29996744
B

The kids shouldn't eat too much junk food, and we're probably still full from the pizza place

>>29996968
You decide that the kids really don't need more junk food, you just ate, after all. So, you all head into the theater and take your seats. Salta and Fita sit on either side of you. Spina sits between Salta and the kids. The film soon starts with a panda bear trying to eat a whole bunch of dumplings while a tigress, a mantis, a viper, a crane, and a monkey egg him on.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Sit back and watch the movie

>>29997064
C.

>>29997064
C

>>29997064
Put your dick in Spina's mouth

Also what do you mean the pastebin is out of date? I thought everything was up to date on it

>>29997201
You missed a few threads, bro

>>29997064
Who's sitting next to us?

>>29997281
Salta and Fita

>>29997096
>>29997118
You decide to just sit back and enjoy the movie. The kids love it, and even Salta Spina and Fita seem entertained. It's actually a pretty damn good movie, and you all leave the theater feeling satisfied with it.

>A. Head home

>B. Go out for ice cream

>C. Something else

>>29997371
B

we can finally be an awesome father

>>29997371
>>29997293

Go get a bucket of popcorn, mostly empty it, rip a hole in the bottom, put your dick through it and have salta and fita give you a double handjob under the pretense of grabbing popcorn.

>>29997371
>head home and get the kids tired out on training so we can spend some quality time with our wives - this plan is pending collective wife approval.

>>29997429
see another movie

>>29997371
>B. Buy our children's love with sugary dairy products.

>>29997429
genius. I'll support this 200%

>>29997480
Don't you mean 300%?

>>29997371
Fine. Switching >>29997438 to >>29997424 so we can move on without the stupid.

>>29997371
B. and make sure you get something that's not pleb taste like chocolate

>>29997630
>>29997458
>>29997595
>>29997424
With the film over, you decide to take the family out for ice cream, buying your children's love with sugary dairy products. Everyone gets their favorite flavor and happily enjoys the frozen treat. Spina accidentally gets some on the tip of her nose, but doesn't seem to notice.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29997671
>B
Grab her head in both hands
Slowly run your tongue up her face
Make sure to completely avoid the tip of her nose

>>29997371
B, then >>29997438

>>29997671
go in for a kiss and lick her nose

>>29997671
>A. "Spina, don't move for a sec"
>B. Lean over and gently kiss her nose, lick the remaining ice cream off it, and if she hasn't hit us of flipped out yet, give her a kiss before pulling away and saying "you had a little ice cream on your nose."


Sorry cant do dialogue today for some reason.

>>29997371
>B.
Make the excuse that it's for the children, but buy a huge one for ourselves.

And oh boy, samefagging troll is here... Everyone (especially Somn) please ignore him.

>>29997671
Boop her on the nose.

>>29997671
>B
Remove ice cream, a la >>29997816

Man, I miss one thread for like two hours and look what happens. Unsightly.

>>29997924
>>29997816
"Spina, don't move for a sec" you tell her.

She stops moving and stares at you. You lean over and gently kiss her on the nose, then lick the remaining ice cream off of it. You give her a kiss before pulling away.

"You had a little ice cream on your nose" you explain.

She gives a small nod, her face red. "Oh, okay."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29997992
"...and a little dick in your mouth"
then put dick in mouth
but seriously, just enjoy time with the family

>>29997992
>B
Just enjoy things until it seems like it's time to take the kids home, then take the kids home.

>>29998032
voting this

>>29998119
>>29998032
>>29998023
You just enjoy your time with your family, and after some time, the children begin to get tired, and so you take everyone home. At the entrance to Capsule Corp, Fita grabs you and whispers in your ear. "If you like, come to my room once everyone is in bed, and I can do what I talked about earlier."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek and goes to her room. The children go to their rooms and fall asleep right away. Salta and Spina each give you a kiss and go to bed.

>A. Go to your room, get some sleep

>B. Go to Fita's room

>C. Go to Salta's room

>D. Go to Spina's room

>E. Go to one of the kid's rooms

>F. Something else

>>29998291
>B.
It's bad form to turn down a good offer.

>>29998291
>>B. Go to Fita's room

>>29998291
>B
It would be rude not to accept such an offer.

>>29998291
Do what the lady asked

>>29998291
>B
We can't disappoint her now can we?

>>29998291
B.

...for some reason I have a bad feeling about this.

>>29998543
>>29998415
>>29998338
>>29998330
>>29998321
>>29998314
You decide to do as Fita suggested and go to her room. You knock before entering, and find Fita lying in bed, under the covers. She smiles as you come in.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29998596
wait why do we have separate rooms? are the beds not big enough or something?

That seems... not right

>>29998626
It's almost like we aren't married

>>29998596
Damn, if she was standing up we coulda IT'd behind her and slapped her ass. Oh well, we'll save that one for later.

Uhm... fade to black I guess? Wait wait, try to IT out of our clothes.

>>29998626
I think the girls like having their own spaces. Also, the option of threesomes/foursomes is not a given.

>>29998596
>A
"Funny. I was feeling kinda tired a few minutes ago. Now I'm not."

>>29998596
B.
Close the door with the tail. Because fuck yeah training.
A.
"Is that new battle armor or are you just happy to see me?"

>>29998596
Ill second >>29998723
Then fade to black or whatever. Makes no difference to me.

>>29998723
I like the idea of closing the door with our tail, in any event.

>>29998723
>>29998778
Close the door with our tail, forget the cheesy line though.

>>29998596

Combine >>29998718 and >>29998778

>>29998820
>>29998806
>>29998778
>>29998763
>>29998723
>>29998718
You close the door with your tail.

"Funny, I was feeling kinda tired a few minutes ago. Now I'm not" you tell her.

She smirks. "Get over here."


The next morning you wake up on the floor on the other side of the room, which is now a complete mess. Fita is asleep on top of you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29998920
damn it we were bottom again?

we need to be more assertive

>>29998920
Hot damn. Well I expect that should keep her happy for the next little while. And who knows... Possibly more kids lol

>B Kiss her and smack dat ass. Then get up and get dressed.
I suppose we have shit to do

>>29998920
Hold her, and slowly fly up and over to the bed and down with her on it. Then turn a bit and lay her down.

>>29998979
I think we used all the positions, twice. More than that actually, I'm sure being able to fly opens up whole new worlds of possibilities.

>>29998920
>resist urge to teleport out from under her
>instead lightly stroke her head and force yourself to relax for a few more minutes, then slowly work our way out from under her

>>29998979
She was pressed against the ceiling during the last round.

>>29998920
>B
IT Fita into her bed. Then use IT to go around the room straightening things up with our tail.

If she doesn't wake up right away, I want her to wonder if last night actually happened.

>>29999028
>Bardock's room is upstairs from Fita's
>At first he thinks Fita's watching some kind of action movie because of the volume
>Then, the moaning
>Oh sweet Popo the moaning
>Then something bumps into the floor
>Multiple times

>>29999087
He probably bunked with Onia to get away from the noise. He didn't get away from the noise at all.

>>29998995
Alright seriously,
seconding a combo of >>29999003>>29999011

and then straightening things like >>29999037

>>29999087
man I feel sorry for Bardock

>>29999111
>>29999037
>>29999011
>>29999003
You lightly stroke Fita's head and relax for a few more minutes before slowly flying up to the bed and lying her down on it. You then proceed to straighten up her room before leaving.

>A. Go check on the kids

>B. Go to Salta's room

>C. Go to Spina's room

>D. Something else

>>29999292
>Go to Spina's room

>>29999292
>A. Go check on the kids

>>29999301
>>29999363
I hate when 4chan times out

>>29999292
>A.
Unless our wives like the smell of sex I doubt they want us to get all sexy with them. So lets check on the kids, who have no idea why daddy smells a little off.

>>29999363
>>29999301
Go see if Spina is awake yet, sense for the kids.

>>29999451
You know what? Forget seeing anyone else. Let's go take a damn shower.

>>29999490
Seconded. Though we can still sense where people are while doing so.

>>29999490
Good call. Support.

>>29999451
"Daddy, why did you and mom grunt so much last night?"

"Er, well Erica we we're wrestling!"

"Alright, but I know what sweat smells like, you two don't smell sweaty..."

"Uh, just ignore that sweetie."

>>29999517
>>29999516
>>29999490
You decide to go and take a shower. You head to your room and go into its bathroom, stepping into the shower. You wash yourself off, get out, and get redressed.

>A. Go get some sleep

>B. Check on the kids

>C. Go to Salta's room

>D. Go to Spin's room

>E. Leave Capsule Corp

>F. Something else

>>29999557
Why don't we give space mexico a quick visit?

>F Mentally tell anyone who's awake we're leaving for a short while, then IT to the fighters

>>29999557
>B

>>29999557
>D

>>29999490
Hahahaha

>>29999525
Yeah thats pretty much how I imagined that going Lol


>>29999557
alright Som, lets check on the kids now that we don't smell terrible

>>29999557
B

>>29999628
>>29999610
>>29999594
You decide to go and check on your children. Erica is sound asleep in her room, Selri and Collie are still asleep in their room. Portant, Blaine, Bael, Kayle, and Brola are also still asleep. Ragus is out back, practicing his punches and kicks. Bardock and Onia are not in their rooms.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29999842
>B
Check in on Salta and Spina.

>>29999842
>B.
Sense for them, I'm surprised they were out this long.

>>29999842
>B go out and give Ragus some pointers, also mention we might visit space mexico

>>29999842
Quick power sense to confirm Bardock and Onia are off together someplace.

>>29999842
Pretty much all three of these sounds like a good action. So in order.
>>29999895
then
>>29999876
then
>>29999871

>>29999842
Sense whether Bardok and Onia are still alive and whether they're with each other. If so, head to a local convenience store, buy a box of condoms and leave them in Bardock's room with a note:

"Until you're both sure you want to make me a grandad, use you're heads and protection!
-Love dad

But seriously, I'm too young to have grand kids."

>>29999876
We haven't actually detected for space mexico yet, that was in the aborted thread.

>>29999937
Oh yeah, that's true. Instead of space mexico, mention we're gonna look for some strong fighters around the universe to train with

>>29999960
Thats fine by me

>>29999960
We've also got a scheduled delivery of healing tanks this morning. So don't forget that.

>>29999960
Or we could start working with Vegeta on that whole empire thing...

>>30000057
Who says we can't bring him with us! Maybe we can even befriend the leader of the planet and ask him to join.

>>30000093
Healing tanks, AM. We should honor our agreement with Huhn-Tresh before making new allies.

>>30000148
Yeah, we'll have to get that sorted first

>>30000159
It hasn't been 24 hours, though. We have till afternoon at least

>A. >>29999871

>B. >>29999873

>C. >>29999876

>D. >>29999895


>E. >>29999916


>F. >>29999920

5 mins to vote

>>30000174
We went to Mars in the morning. So if you're going to be anal about the 24 hour thing we'd be going a little later in the morning.

>>30000211
>B+D (which are the same)
>A

>>30000211
>E since it does A through D lol

>>30000211
>F

>>30000211
>E

>>30000211
E

>>30000261
>>30000257
>>30000240
You use your energy sensing to confirm that Onia and Bardock are off together someplace. You sense that they are, and that Goku and Chi Chi are with them. You then go outside and watch Ragus train, giving him a few pointers, which he shrugs off. You mention that you might go travelling to different planets, but he doesn't seem that interested. Finally, you go check on Salta and Spina. Spina is asleep in her room, cuddling her stuffed dinosaur toy. Salta is in her room watching television. She smiles at seeing you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30000353
>A
"Morning. Bardock and Onia didn't come back in last night, and I sense Goku and Chi-Chi were out late as well."

>>30000404
This

>>30000404
this

i wonder if salta is a protective mother or if she'd be cool with bardock being out all night with a girl

>>30000353
Sit down next to her and see what she's watching. After a while gently pull her into our lap and start giving her a back rub, then see what her thoughts are on what to do with the day.

>>30000353
Well we already informed Fita about our visions, we should do the same for the her. Not the best way to start the day though, so let's mention first that bardock and goku seem to be on a long double date with chichi and onia.

>>30000434
She's a Saiyan. She'd commission a mini-pod ship.

>>30000441
I kind of like this, segueing into the latter half of >>30000404

>>30000472
Yeah this

>>30000472
On second thought Ill second >>30000472

>>30000472
this is a better plan, do this

>>30000547
>>30000524
>>30000499
>>30000472
>>30000441
>>30000404
You walk over to her and take a seat next to her, seeing what she's watching. She seems to be watching some show about a purple dog living on a farm with an old couple. After a short bit, you gently pull her into your lap and start giving her a back rub. She smiles in approval, and you continue to rub her back, asking her what she thinks should be done with the day.

"I plan to do a bit more training" she tells you. "And Vegeta wanted to discuss some things with me about the New Saiyan Empire.'

You nod "So, Bardock and Onia didn't come back last night, and I sense Goku and Chi-Chi were out late as well."

Salta seems unconcerned. "Those four are together pretty much all the time, and they're responsible enough to be trusted by themselves."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30000759
>A.
"I know, I just have a feeling we'll have grandkids soon"

>>30000759
>A Just wanted you to know. Let me ask you something, do you think you can hold down the base while I go and train with some warriors across the universe?

>>30000759
>A
"I saw some things yesterday. Nothing seemed like the immediate future, so I've been telling people gradually."

Tell her about the visions.

"I spoke with 18 yesterday. I wish she'd have taken me more seriously, but in the end she knows what I saw, and that's all I could ever hope to do. So once I deliver the healing tanks I promised Huhn-Tresh, I'll join you in training."

>>30000759
first >>30000802

then >>30000848


>>30000825
Anime we haven't sense that yet. Still jumping the gun

>>30000759
>B. work hands down to her lower back
>A. "...do you think it's time we had the talk with Bardock and Onia? I mean, I don't want to necessarily encourage them, but I'd rather know that they were using protection then worrying about them sneaking around behind our backs. Don't get me wrong, Bardock and all the kids are the most amazing things that have ever happened in my life, but I don't want to be a grandad until my kids are ready to be parents."

>>30000848
This, with the following wording about the visions.
"I trained with Kami yesterday... both he and I had a series of disturbing visions. Something about about the evil doctors we killed manipulating 17 and 18 somehow, an immensely powerful super saiyan, a dangerous wad of pink something being summoned by an ugly green guy. And there was weird temple in a storm too but that's even less clear."

>>30000888
I know, your right, I'm just itching for a fight and we blew up 16 before we could even punch him, that was a pretty smart move, but it was pretty anticlimactic.
Anyways seconded

>>30000918
I support this dialogue addition.

>>30000963
>>30000943
>>30000918
>>30000888
>>30000848
>>30000802
"I know, I just have a feeling we'll have grandkids soon" you tell her.

She rolls her eyes. "Bardock is fourteen, so I doubt it. I mean, Vegeta and Bulma have been together for two years and haven't had any kids yet."

"I saw some things yesterday" you say, changing the subject. "I trained with Kami, and we both had a disturbing series of visions. Something about the evil doctors we killed manipulating 17 and 18 somehow, an immensely powerful Super Saiyan, a dangerous wad of pink something being summoned by an ugly green guy. And there was a weird temple in a storm too but that's even less clear. None of it seemed to be in the immediate future, so I've been telling people gradually."

She sighs. "I doubt they can somehow turn 17 and 18 on us from the grave. As for the other things, we'll face it as it comes."

"I spoke with 18 yesterday" you add. "I wish she'd taken me more seriously, but in the end she knows what I saw, and that's all I could hope for. So, once I deliver the healing tanks I promised Huhn-tresh, I'll join you in training."

She nods. "Sounds good. But it's pretty early, and I don't feel like getting out of bed yet."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30001208
>A Sure, take your time, I need to go now, see you later
>B give us a kiss, and head to mars to see how the healing tanks are going.

>>30001208
But Bardock is Sixteen woman

>>30001208
help her not get out of bed for a while

if you know what I mean

>>30001235
I thought goku was 16 and bardock 14

>>30001208
"Well, I could be convinced to put off starting my day for a bit longer." give her a smile, no chance of this working.

>>30001240
Make popcorn watch courage the cowardly dog with her?

>>30001208
>A
"I'm a little surprised I'm up this early myself. Hell, I'm surprised I can MOVE this morning."

>>30001293
Yep, though Goku is technically 17 because of the day he spent in the time chamber

>>30001208
Hehehe I like how you think EMT
Seconding >>30001240
then head to mars like >>30001231

>>30001293
But we timeskipped 16 years, so wouldn't Goku be 18 and Bardock be 16

>>30001331
Wouldn't Bardock technically be 15 then?

>>30001323
Possible. I know there are some days I'd rather do that.

>>30001343
Bardock never went in the time chamber, Goku trained with Erica

>>30001208
>A.
"Sure. One last thing: you underestimate how horny a teenage boy can be"
>B.
Cross our arms, close our eyes and nod once then go do whatever else others suggested

>ages
http://pastebin.com/EBPnZfRz

>>30001330
I'd be fine saying this.

>>30001354
Hey Som do any of our wives get off on watching us get it on with another wife?

>>30001335
seconding

>>30001454
I think there WAS a four-way at one point, and the general IC consensus was that it was fun, but not fun enough to make up for the pervading feeling of awkwardness.

>A. >>30001323

>B. >>30001330

>C.>>30001335

5 minutes

>>30001552
>B

>>30001552
C

>>30001552
Transition from >A sans popcorn to >C.

>>30001552
>C

>>30001571
>>30001604
>>30001647
deadlock

5 minutes

>>30001662
>>30001654
>>30001604
Nevermind, C won

>>30001662
>>30001684
>"help her not get out of bed"
>end up cuddling
I'd be fine with this.

>>30001723
Seconded.

>>30001744
>>30001723
>>30001654
>>30001604
>>30001335
You help Salta not to get out of bed for a while...

...by cuddling and watching television with her. She seems rather happy with this, and you can't complain yourself. After a while, she gets out of bed, ready to start the day. You give her a kiss which she happily returns, and then you teleport to Mars.

You sense Fita's parents in the lab, Raditz and Nappa outside, Bulma in one of the rooms nearby, and Vegeta in another room.

>A. Fita's parents

>B. Raditz and Nappa

>C. Bulma

>D. Vegeta

>E. Something else

>>30001818
>A Ask about the healing tanks

>>30001818
>A
"So, what's the word on those healing tanks? Are they ready to go?"

>>30001818
>B. Raditz and Nappa
I'm wondering how he's handling that defeat. Also, his new power level.

>>30001818
>D. Didn't someone just say Vegeta wanted a word with us?

>>30001818
seconding >>30001835
>>30001843

>>30001939
No, Vegeta wanted to talk with Salta about something.

>>30001963
They are starting the empire without us!!

>>30002093
Salta would probably castrate Vegeta in his sleep for suggesting it.

>>30002121
I think Vegeta may have been working on juuust the right way to explain it to her. Probably not while saying "empire" if at all possible.

>>30001835
>>30001843
>>30001942
You go to the lab, where Fita's parents are hard at work on something or other. They turn and bow as you approach.

"So, what's the word on the healing tanks?" you ask. "Are they ready to go?"

"Indeed, my lord" the male tells you. "They can be moved immediately."

He gestures to a pair of brand new healing tanks.

"They can run without being connected to a power source" the female tells you. "Very efficient."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30002155
>A Thank you, you've both done very well!
>B Move em to Huhn-Thresh's planet, and don't forget to ask her the name of her planet.

>>30002154
Salta wasn't the team leader for no reason. She's probably as clever as Vegeta, if not more so.

Plus, Vegeta's smart enough to know better than to try.

>>30002155
How often do they need to be recharged, if at all?

>>30002181
Seconded

>>30002155
Going with >>30002181

>>30002192
Yeah, trying to turn Frank's family against him seems like it would be signing your own death warrant.

>>30002195
They... don't? I'm pretty sure that's what "without a power source" means.

...I get the feeling this earth is post scarcity, or damn close to it.

>>30002222
>Yeah, trying to turn Frank's family against him
I don't think that's what he's going for. Frank already talked to us and we were basically ok with what he wanted to do, the hard sell is Salta.

>>30002181
Seconding

>>30002228
I wonder how they actually run.

>>30002228
Nah, the area around the lab might be, but mars is half the size of the earth, while that may sound tiny, it's actually quite big, I seriously doubt resources are scarce.

>>30002266
They run on unobtanium

>>30002279
Its radius is half earth's. Really its mass is about a tenth of earth's.

>>30002279
What I mean is they seem to have free energy and unlimited food, and other things can't be that hard to procure either. I mean damn, remember the muffin button? That's some star trek level shit right there. And at least star trek had conservation of mass, as opposed to the capsule technology.

>>30002331
Oh, I didn't know, thanks for clearing that up. But still, I seriously doubt resources are scarce.

>>30002331
Yeah, about 0.107 Earths to be precise.
>yay wikipedia

>>30002364
No, Anime, Post scarcity means that there is NO scarcity. Resources are plentiful and everyone has what they need.

>>30002411
Yeah, I know that. I'm just saying that even with all the stuff Fita's parents are making, I'm not sure if it's enough to deplete an entire planets worth of resources.

>>30002491
If anything has been a drain on martian planetary resources, it would be the terraforming.

>>30002531
Oh yeah, that probably took a good chunk of resources.

But if mars is all used up, we can just move to another planet

>>30002491
I don't understand what you are saying.
What >>30002228 was saying is that there are plenty of resources and everyone has access to them.

No one is saying there is a depletion of resources but you. We are literally saying the opposite of that.

>>30002181
>>30002197
>>30002222
>>30002255
"Thank you, you've both done very well!" you tell them."

One by one, you take the tanks to Huhn-tresh's planet. She has some of her men move them into a large building.

"Thank you" she says. "These will save many lives."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30002596
>A
"That's the idea. So, if I remember correctly, I also promised to teach you a few new tricks to go along with the healing tanks. How would you like to learn how to teleport?"

"We'd need to go to Namek and make a wish on their dragon to get you to teleport across the galaxy, but given the things I've seen recently it may be a good use of time."

>>30002584
Oh, hold on, I'm talking about the planet's resources, like how many trees it has and stuff. Not our resources.

>>30002596
>A No problem, Do you want to learn how to perform Instant Transmission now or later?

>>30002596
seconding >>30002639


>>30002658
Okay, but why is the resources of the planet a problem?

>>30002658
You mean it's environment? It's flora and fauna?

>>30002725
Yeah, I'm wondering how Fita's parents got all the metal to build the healing tanks and other constructions

>>30002721
It's not really a big problem, if all of it's natural resources are depleted we can just move onto another.

>>30002773
Well if they are as smart as they say they are it might not be metal. Could be any durable, easily found, easily manipulated sibstance both chemically and physically. Nigga we got hangers full of ships and shit. For all we know they could have brought huge deposits of everything they would ever need while stripping the planet they left.

>>30002876
Yeah, never thought about that, good answer.

>>30002773
From the ground man. And theres no way in hell anything is anywhere near depleted. There are tens of thousands of MILLIONS of TONS of just iron ore in India. Trust me. Resources are not an issue lol

>>30002918
I know, haha thats what I was saying!
Sorry about the confusion, I can be a bit dull witted sometimes! I thought we we're talking about the planet's resources

>>30002639
>>30002721
That's the idea. So, if I remember correctly, I also promised to teach you a few new tricks to go along with the healing tanks. How would you like to learn how to teleport?" you ask.

She grins. "That sounds amazing."

"We'd need to go to Namek and make a wish on their dragon to get you to teleport across the galaxy, but given the things I've seen recently it may be a good use of time" you tell her.

"Why would we need to go to this "Namek?" she asks,

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30003024
>A There are these things called dragon balls....
>B Explain things to her

>>30003024
this>>30003050
Do not tell her how to summon the dragon though. We don't know what her having access to that kind of power could make her do.

>>30003024

A I just said to make a wish on their dragon are you not listening?

>>30003024
This Instant Transmission technique can transport you anywhere you can sense energy. So if you can only sense across the planet that's as far as you can go. On Namek there is a set of what are called dragonballs, when they are gathered you can make a number of wishes. When my planet was depopulated by a powerful enemy recently we used our planets set to wish the damage undone and to bring them all back to life. Very powerful wishes, but ours require 2 years to recharge. Anyway, we had an extra wish and I wished we could all sense energy across the universe, that's how I was able to visit you.

>>30003136
She still needs to know about it.

>>30003136
Yeah, don't tell her how to summon it

Also, what should we do with the other 2 wishes?
I think namek-like regeneration would be nice

>>30003158
Forgot a part: "We'd need to use another wish from another dragon to give your people this same power."

>>30003024
>A
"My ability to teleport extremely long distances is a combination of the Instant Transmission technique and improved ki-sensing abilities granted by a wish. I got that wish from a set of "dragon balls" that are currently recharging."

"Namek has a set that recharge much faster. They're either ready, or will be shortly. Also, Namek is another planet I'd like to keep in touch with anyway."

>>30003136
Huhn-Tresh is honorable almost to a fault. I don't see her trying to use the balls maliciously, even if she had a way.

>>30003174
Part of the deal would probably be to give the other two wishes to whoever's working for Guru now. It demonstrates that we're in this purely for the benefit of others.

>>30003024
Because it is the home planet of powerful gods! So maybe another time.

I'm gone 5 minutes and your trying to instantly uplift a species? Healing pods are enough. Geez. We don't need technological brain dead people popping in to every planet randomly. They will just use it like ships. Form squads. Teleport in. Take planet.

>>30003294
>Huhn-Tresh is honorable almost to a fault.
I see her as perhaps being offended by the very idea of wishes. Well we'll find out soon enough.

>>30003294
Its been years since we've seen her. It is entirely possible she has changed. I'd rather not take the risk of her being corruptible.

>>30003300
We're teaching Huhn-Tresh to IT, and giving HER the ability to sense Ki like we do. All it accomplishes is letting her keep in touch with us, or get our attention in an emergency.

We're not "uplifting" anything.

>>30003360
>All it accomplishes is letting her keep in touch with us, or get our attention in an emergency.
A communicator should serve the same purpose, though. I don't think there is any time delay with distance in this universe.

>>30003391
A communicator that reaches across an entire universe would be difficult if not impossible to make.

>>30003391
IT itself is an amazingly versatile technique that I'd like Frank's friends and allies to have.
>>30003344
Seriously, what's up with all these people suddenly going full paranoia? It's not like this is a stranger we're talking about here.

>>30003050
>>30003136
>>30003158
>>30003174
"Well, there are these things called dragon balls..." you tell her, going into a detailed explanation of what they are and what they can do. She listens in absolute amazement.

"That is incredible" she tells you. "You must have helped a lot of people with them, didn't you?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30003465
>A Uh yeah... about _ billion people. Considering the entirety of the population of my planet was wiped out.

>>30003459
I am always at full paranoia thank you very much

>>30003465
I brought back all to life all the people on my planet. Twice. Even the planet itself was revived after being destroyed by an enemy.

>>30003465
>A
"I've revived all of humanity with them, twice. But I try to avoid using them whenever I can. I don't like the idea of relying on something that powerful that I don't really understand."

"If using them now helps me come to an entire world's defense later, I think it's worth it."

>>30003576
This

>>30003603
>>30003576
"I've revived all of humanity with them, twice. But I try to avoid using them whenever I can. I don't like the idea of relying on something that powerful that I don't really understand" you explain.


She nods and smiles approvingly. "I understand."

"If using them now helps me come to an entire world's defense later, I think it's worth it" you add.

"I agree" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>30003900
>A
"Well then, you ready to learn?"

If yes,
>B
Take her to Namek.

>>30003944
This

>>30003944
I don't think it's been four months yet. Let's just teach her IT for now, we can work on wishes later.

>>30004007
this

>>30004007
Four months since what? We used the Mars balls last time.

>>30004161
You used the Mars balls not long after using the Namek balls

>>30004007
Even on the off chance they're not ready yet, it still makes sense to explain the offer to the Namekians ahead of time and train whoever steps up from their people. After all, it makes no difference where we teach Huhn-Tresh.

>>30003944
>>30003988
>>30004087
>>30004007
>>30004161
>>30004221
"Well then, are you ready to learn?" you ask.

She nods. "Of course. Let's get started."

>Any questions before we conclude?

>>30004192
It took a hundred days for the mars balls to appear, that's three months and a third. Combined with the time it took to get to mars and after the balls being ready until we finally killed 16 it's probably pretty close.

In any case, we need to work out what we'll do with the other wishes.
>1. Wish for the people of Huhn-treshs planet to sense kill across the universe.
>2&3?

>>30004277
So how much of the Earth could hear Frank and Fita last night?

>>30004289
>sense kill
Sense ki. My brain is shorting out, I fear.

>>30004289
>wish for all of huhn-tresh's people to long-range ki sense
Nah. I'm thinking if we can't wish to be able to give people that ability, or something similarly stupid and broken, we should keep it to a relative few. People we can actually trust with what we're giving them.

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No questions. Remember to archive unless you want me to do it. Which Im fine with.

Also Any other opinions on a weapon? I think a Glaive similar to the picture but with a bladed butt is the best option. Its about the size of a greatsword/claymore and we can learn how to use it from Huhn-treshs

>>30004337
Would you mind doing it?
>>30004297
You kept each other quiet

>>30004333
Wish for the leaders of their people to always be able to sense kill across the universe. That would be a limiter on its usefulness.

>>30004337
I'm still hesitant on polearms, and if we do go with a polearm the guandao would be about my last choice.

>>30004356
>you kept each other quiet
Oh, so it was like that.

>>30004379
Well this length of glaive/guandao i feel is a good compromise between a sword and full polearm, which are easily +10 feet long.
Why is it you don't like this type of weapon?

>>30004398
Not sure what you mean, anon

>>30004356
Not at all.
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>>30004433
were we gagged? is that why we we're quiet?

>>30004433
I think the implication is light bondage.

>>30004423
Because a sword would be far simpler, it's something Frank can already use, and due to our ability to close safely the extra length of a polearm doesn't help on the offense.

I MIGHT spring for a short magari-yari: maybe with a 4-foot shaft.

>>30004543
There was some gagging involved

>>30004554
>Implying implications

>>30004565
So we know it's like a competition with Fita, we seem to lean towards sweet with Spina, and Salta likes it kinda freaky.

But how would 18 or Huhn-Tresh like it?

>>30004615
That would be telling

>>30004554
well actually I have to disagree. Actual swordsmanship is quite difficult to learn, and we kind of have a spear master in Huhn-Tresh. I do somewhat agree with the part of closing safely but that would still exist with a sword, either way we are going to have to put more distance between our enemies if we use a weapon.

>>30004647
so tell

>>30004673
Think about their personalities and take a guess, I'll tell you if you're close

>>30004725
Huhn Tresh likes it rough and 18 likes it romantic ?

>>30004744
You're in the ballpark

>>30004725
Huhn-tresh: Lovey but vigorous
18: Cool and gentle

>>30004725
Huhn-tresh: sex in the missionary position soley for procreation

18: rough and loving

>>30004793
Half-right
>>30004769
In the ballpark

>Any more questions?

>>30004672
I don't understand what you think a polearm gets us. We can use energy blasts at range, we can close safely with IT and afterimages, and we can punish disengagement by firing energy through our weapon.

All a polearm any longer than about 4 feet would do for us is be cumbersome while trying to in-fight. Which is why if people are dead-set on a polearm of some kind, I'm suggesting a MUCH shorter shaft, and a more flexible business end.

>>30004865
which half was right

>>30004899
Which do you think?

>>30004865
My computer chose a great time to bluescreen typing this from my phone. have a good night som

>>30004801
Huhn-Tresh: modest but tender
18: passionate and unrestrained

>>30004973
Forgot my name

>>30004891
Its preference really. At this level I don't really think weapons make a huge difference and I simply prefer something with a little bit of range. Honestly Id be okay with most other weapons if thats what the majority is.

>>30004976
18 depends on her mood, and that is one of the possibilities

Huhn-tresh you're kind of far off

>>30005014
So Huhn-Tresh either likes it lively, or just wants a kid.

I'm going with "lively".

>>30005074
I guess that means 18 likes it rough and loving-ly

>>30005074
Define "lively"

>>30005175
Or it depends, like SOM just suggested.

>>30005175
Sometimes

>>30005179
>lively; adj.
>1) full of life and energy; vigorous

>>30005179
>>30005285
In other words, she'd like it best when she and Frank are both clearly into it. Not trying too hard, or experimenting, but just giving each other a good time.

>>30005383
Pretty much

>Any more questions?

>>30005597
Nope. I'm pretty much out of things to ask.

Next update tomorrow starting between 3:30 PM and 4:00 PM

>Any final questions?

>>30005770
Likelihood of scoring with 18, Huhn-Tresh, or both before Broly shows up.

>>30006495
Decent enough, it all depends on your choices, though

Wouldn't instant transmission allow you to teleport to places you've been before?
If so, why would dragon balls be necessary?