>>29938525
Reminder that LUCIANA IS A DISGUSTING FUTA.

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"Guillaume, why're we in here again?" I ask my brother as the two of us sneak into this creepy creepy place. "I'm half-afraid that something's gonna drop down from the ceiling and eat us..."
"We've explored pretty much every other part of the castle already" Guillaume whispers back. "And Niklaus's lab is sure to have some cool stuff, like maybe a way for us to get super strong!"
"C'mon, that's just dumb..."
"What, so you don't want to become a strong guy like Dad and the King so that you can impress Marianne?" he says, looking back at me with a big stupid grin on his stupid face.
"Sh- shut up about that!" I whisper-shout back.

Stupid jerk, why's he gotta tease me all the time?

"Whatever, let's go!" Guillaume says, turning away from me. "Where do you think we should check out first, though?"
"I swear, you can't do anything on your own..." I mumble.


>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room
>go straight ahead and see what that stuff is on the table

>>29938568
... So Namek will not be ending anytime soon. Gotcha.

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

Inb4 death

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

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>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

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>>29938568

>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

Threadly reminder we'll never get the children's drawing.

>>29938568
>Sneaky option.
We're the younger brother, we know the good stuff gets hidden in hard to reach places.

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room
best stuff is always hidden

>>29938555
lolwut? did i miss something?

>>29938634
That's...Nico?

>>29938568
>>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

>>29938568
> "What, so you don't want to become a strong guy like Dad and the King so that you can impress Marianne?" he says, looking back at me with a big stupid grin on his stupid face.

Make sure to tease him right back about him and Sylvie.

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>>29938658
its white Ren

Why another interlude of a little kid, archelon? These are getting too often, and really, one of Bernard?

>>29938689
He probably wants to write something fun involving the Granache cast after all the time spent in Marconetti.

>>29938568
>sneak along the bookshelves that line the room, circling to the back of the room

>>29938689
you should learn to enjoy the little moments before your heart tears

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>>29938658

No, but that's a pretty good picture for her.

It's White Len from Melty Blood/Tsukihime.

>>29938724
I rather get something productive done instead of waste time with side stuff that is just a distraction.

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How shota is Bernard?

>>29938841
Super shota.

>>29938841
spinelle, plz shtap

>>29938866
>writing

>>29938866
>>29938881
Well that isn't ominous at all.

>>29938866
>>29938881
Welp, Bernard's fucked.

>>29938971
literally.

>>29938971
by Spinelle at this rate...

>>29938819
My word. Who broke one off in your cornflakes, anon?

>>29939011
Shy, pointing out ironic humor makes it look fully intended and thus less funny!

>>29938586
Named never ends anon
Because Chinhold never gets any better

>>29939001
>>29938982
>Shota rape mind

>>29938819
Yeah, this. We've been having one for every 4-5 threads and archelon already has very slow pacing. It could have at least been something cool like an Adventurer!Arnaud interlude.

>PGQ as always starts off with a picture of a castle
>This time around it's a side story about kids
>The castle is made of LEGO's
Nice touch Arch.

>>29938819
well at least we'll know who are the potential love interests for the waifu's.

i wish i was in this story.

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>>29938971
But how could he possibly be raped in the science lab? Niklaus is into actual female meidos, not little boys.

>>29939094
It's the little things that make it great

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"Umm, I guess we should stick close to these bookshelves," I say as I point to the walls that are COVERED in books. "And then we can maybe loop around to the back of the room?"
"Haha, that's it!" Guillaume says, snapping his fingers. "Of course all the good stuff's gonna be hidden!"

Just like I suggested, Guillaume ducks behind the bookshelves and sneaks through the space between the shelves. And of course, I'm stuck following him.

"Wow there's a crapload of books in here," Guillaume says as he looks around at the books that are surrounding us. "Knowing Niklaus, these're probably similar to the ones that Mom reads... you wanna take some back home?"
"No way," I shake my head. "I'm just a beginner and Mom said that messing around with this kind of thing too early's an easy way to blow up the house."
"Laaaaaame..." he says, puffing out his cheeks.
"You oughta listen to what Mom says too."

But of course he ignores me and keeps on walking through the passageway, sticking as close to the walls as he can. We make it around a corner before long, and then we keep on until the bookshelves open up into a larger area.

"Great, we didn't run into any traps either!" Guillaume says, grossing his arms as if he'd done something important. "Nice looking out, Bernard!"
"Uh- no problem..." I mumble.

You jerk, at least let me stay mad at you for dragging me out here with you.

>[1/2]

>>29939109
Transformation, HO!

>>29939088
Yay, someone noticed!

they're nanoblocks, though

>>29939169
>Nanoblocks
>Caring about the brandname of the particular knock-off

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>>29939169
The fuck is a nanoblock?

>>29939142
>[2/2]


"Looks like the stuff over here is what he's been working on recently..." Guillaume says as he tries to get a good look at the table ahead of us without actually walking out into the open. "Looks like there's a couple of books, a piece of paper, and something in a weird glass tray thing..."

He then tries to walk over to mess around with the stuff on the table, but I pull him back before he can.

"What the heck are you doing!?" I whisper-shout at him. "What if whatever's in that dish is some kind of flesh-eating monster!"
"Meh, he's not allowed to mess around with dangerous stuff after that one time Vincent beat him up," Guillaume shrugs. "So it's probably safe."
"Probably!?"
"Whatever, I'm going over there... unless you want to check it out first, my oh-so-cautious little brother?"

As Guillaume turns to me with a wide grin on his face, it's all I can do to keep from punching him as hard as I can.

"Whatever, I'll check it out first," I sigh. "Just don't touch anything until I say it's okay."
"You're so brave!" Guillaume laughs. "I'm sure that Marianne would like that about you, too..."

Ignoring what he just said, I head over to the table.


>look at the books, it might be interesting
>look at the piece of paper, it's probably the safest thing on the table
>look at the glass dish, I'm kind of curious about it too

>>29939109
SCIENCE.

you answered your own question.

>>29939193
>>look at the books, it might be interesting

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>>29939193
>look at the piece of paper, it's probably the safest thing on the table

>>29939181
>>29939189
They're like LEGO, except a fraction of the size and several times more expensive.

>>29939193
>look at the piece of paper, it's probably the safest thing on the table

>>29939189
a bootlego, i guess

>>29939193
>look at the piece of paper, it's probably the safest thing on the table

>>29939193

Fuck that, Bernard, today you are a Billy Big Dick, and Billy Big Dicks don't take that shit from their brothers.

Take the glass dish and throw whatever is inside at his clothes. He wants to do dangerous shit? Fine, trial by fire.

>>29939193
>look at the piece of paper, it's probably the safest thing on the table

inb4 it's totally not the safest thing on the table.

>>29939193
>look at the glass dish, become one with the crystalline symbiote

>>29939193
>look at the piece of paper, it's probably the safest thing on the table

>>29939193
>look at the glass dish, I'm kind of curious about it too

>writing

>>29939203
>Niklaus working on a spell to turn crystals into meido
>Bernard gets crystals on him
>Bernard is now meido

>>29939193
>>look at the glass dish, I'm kind of curious about it too

Walking as quietly as I can, I sneak over to the table and take a look at the stuff on it. While I'm curious about what's in the books, I reeeeally don't want to touch anything so that's right out. It'd be another story if they were open, but oh well.

And I don't even want to look at whatever the heck's in that glass dish. For all I know, it's a monster that eats little boy eyes or something.

So that only leaves the piece of paper that's just kind of lying there. As I lean over to get a better look (my eyesight's getting kind of crappy lately, I'm kind of scared that I'm gonna need to wear glasses like Sylvie), I see that it's...

"...a drawing?" I say out loud.

>[1/2]

>>29939357
>I say out loud
>"that's right, niklaus replies"

>>29939450
Melanie. Aww shieeet.

>>29939357
>[2/2]

Picking up the piece of paper to bring it into the light, I see that it's a drawing of...

...Melanie? And she's smiling in that really happy way that Mom does when she's just gotten done baking a particularly fancy cake. While I dunno why Niklaus has a drawing of Melanie just lying around like this, I have to admit that it's really nice. I kind of want to give it to Nico, I'm sure that she'd love it.

"Huh... I wonder if he drew that himself," Guillaume says from behin-
"What the heck, I told you to wait until I said it was okay!" I whisper-shout at him.
"I figured that it would be okay if you're actually touching stuff," he shrugs.

>roll 1d20

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Rolled 11

>>29939483

Rolled 9

>>29939483

Rolled 18

>>29939483

Rolled 4

>>29939483

Rolled 6

>>29939483

Rolled 4

>>29939483

>>29939495
Nice one.

Rolled 5

>>29939483
Niklaus is right behind then isn't he

OH GOD THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND ME.

Placing the drawing back on the table as gently as I can, I slowly turn around and look past Guillaume (who doesn't notice anything wrong, the moron), and see a man.

Floating in the air.

Upside down.

And why is his hair pink.

"Two male human children, snooping about in my personal things, placing their grimy cheese-stained hands on that which gives me the will to keep on in the absence of my beloved..." Niklaus says as he continues to float there behind Guillaume.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!!!" Guillaume screams at the top of his lungs as he immediately ducks down and jumps backwards under the table, all in one motion.

I'd probably be impressed if I wasn't so scared myself.


>oh god niklaus is here what do I do

>>29939575
Ask him why his hair is pink.

>>29939575
this:>>29939588

>>29939588
Thirded.

>>29939588
>>29939600
>>29939611
Ha ha! Time for innocent childish curiosity!

>>29939575
cover face and say "If I can't see him, he can't see me." repeatedly

>>29939588
Ya this is pretty good.

>>29939588
Supporting. Better then anything I could come up with

>>29939575
>My hands aren't cheese stained! They're just grease stained!

>>29939575
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHY IS YOUR HAIR PINK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

>>29939672
Okay this I can get behind.

>writing

>>29939575

Damn, Niklaus has it bad for Melanie.

>>29939736
But all the anons said he was totally okay with being friendzoned, because he said so earlier. Everything a character says is total truth.

>>29939757
to be fair a relationship with him does not seem healthy

>>29939771
he totally sounds like the kind of guy who'd try to make a chimera out of his loved ones

>>29939757
Or maybe Melanie is just his waifu.

>>29939771
I'm sure it's not that bad.
most scientist has had happy wives right?

This will be the heartbroken mages arc, right?

It can't be good.

>>29939804
Maybe we can set them up with eachother

>>29939804
oh god Niklaus and Sylvie might bond.

>>29939811
And what about Nicolette?

>>29939811
>>29939829

Sylvie's husbandos are clearly:
>Reinhold
>Guillaume
>Karel

Sylvie x Niklaus is just asking for hatesex. And nobody want that.

Rolled 9

>>29939834
Niccolette has melanie, remember?

How old is Niklaus again?

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I'm so scared that I can't move. What if he uses some kind of horrible forbidden magic to turn us both into chickens for trespassing in his lab!? What if his latest experiment needs little boys as a vital ingredient!?

But as I open my mouth, only one thing comes out.

"Wwwwwwhy is your hair pink?" I ask, my voice wavering because HOLY CRAP HE'S SCARYYY
"...huh?" Niklaus just looks at me as he slowly spins right-side up and then lands gently on the floor. "Still..."

He then reaches on the top of his head and pulls a lock of hair in front of his eyes.

"Huh, so it is," Niklaus sighs. "I'd thought that magic explosion had no sideeffects, but I guess I was wrong about that after all."
"Y- you didn't know that your hair turned pink?" I ask.

Because seriously, how the heck do you not notice that your hair's turned PINK.

"Eh, it's just hair color," Niklaus says, shrugging. "I'll change it back later... but more importantly," he ducks down and scuttles towards the table like a crab, getting RIGHT UP IN GUILLAUME'S FACE. "What causes two little boys who should clearly know better to go around trespassing in another's quarters? Do I need to put a 'no little boys allowed' sign on my door now?"


>speak up before my brother dies of fright
>this was his idea, he can deal with the consequences himself

>>29939837
>perverted magic duel, with tentacles and eldritch sexy abominations
i um...

>>29939872
>>speak up before my brother dies of fright

>>29939872
>speak up before my brother dies of fright

>>29939872
>speak up before my brother dies of fright

>>29939872
>speak up before my brother dies of fright

because he is a dumbass.

Rolled 20

>>29939872
>>this was his idea, he can deal with the consequences himself


Let's run for it. He'll thank us later for this life lesson.

>>29939834
anon please you can't be that shirou.

>>29939829
as a sylvie fan that is one of the worst case scenario.

>>29939837
couldn't she just be like that characters in most chinese cartoons that was just ok being single till the end of series?
those are actually more popular that the girl who won.

>>29939872
>speak up before my brother dies of fright

>>29939872
>>this was his idea, he can deal with the consequences himself

>>29939872
>>speak up before my brother dies of fright

it would be a pain cleaning his piss.

>>29939872
>>this was his idea, he can deal with the consequences himself
time to avoid blame!

>writing

I guess I better speak up before Guillaume ends up peeing all over the place. Then Niklaus really WOULD want to kill us.

"We were bored so my brother decided to come in here since it's the last part of the castle that we haven't been in," I say. "He was also hoping to find some way for him to get super strong all at once so that he could beat Reinhold and win Sylvie over..."

While I am willing to save you from embarrassment, that doesn't mean that I'm not gonna get a few digs in while I'm at it.

"Ah," Niklaus says, standing up. "I see."
"You're not too mad at us, are you?" I ask.
"please don't be too mad at us," Guillaume says, scooting back and rising on the other side of the table, I guess to put a barrier in between him and Niklaus.
"Meh, I'd be a hypocrite if I didn't at least understand how you feel," Niklaus nods. "After all, I myself have been rejected by Melanie, and-"
"Melanie?" Guillaume says, a confused look on his face. "You oughta give up on her while you're ahead..."

oh crap is he actually going to-

>stop him before he says it
>let him say it

>>29940087
>let him say it

>>29940087
>let him say it
Digging his own grave.

>>29940087
>let him say it

>>29940087
>let him say it

>>29940087
let the duel Arnaud vs Nicklaus happen? y/n?
of fucking course!
>let him say it

>>29940087
>>stop him before he says it
don't let him put your sister in danger

>>29940087
>let him say it
goddamnit we tried to save you

>>29940087

"Guillame, you're not supposed to tell!"

Like that ever stopped anyone.

>>29940087
>>let him say it

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>>29940087
>let him say it

>>29940087
>let him say it

>>29940087
>stop him before he says it

You are all horrible people.

>>29940087
>>stop him before he says it
AAAAAAAAAAH.

>>29940087
>stop him before he says it

>>29940087
>stop him before he says it

>>29940087
"...she's only into Lindwurms!"

>>29940087
>>stop him before he says it

>>29940142
Yes they are

>>29940087
>let him say it
this goin' be gud

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>>29940087
>stop him before he says it

>>29940124
It's not Guillaume Arnaud, it's Nicolette's little brother Guillaume.

Which is either a waaaay less interesting fight, or a waaaaay more interesting one, depending on how sadistic you are.

>>29940172
"Good thing I have a Lindwurm transformation spell."

>>29940142
I take pride in my dispicability, thank you.

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Took me long enough. Here you are anons. Be careful with it.

>>29940087
>stop him before he says it
this is

>>29940087
>>stop him before he says it

>>29940087
>>let him say it
We tried to save him already. His fault from this point on.

>>29940194
You should get it framed, or at the very least laminated.

>let him say it

>>29940194
never let that leave your fridge again.

>>29940087
>SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT SAY IT

>writing

>>29940218
That's the plan

>>29940214
Framed would make it hard to keep on the fridge. Laminated maybe.

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>>29940194

YES.

You did it!

Awesome.

>>29940087

>SAY EEEEETTTTT

>>29940194
My cold turtle heart
It is warmed.

>>29940194
you deserve a medal, anon

>>29938568
>impress Marianne
>>29939193
>I'm sure that Marianne would like that about you, too..."
i thought nico's brother liked sylvie

>>29940320

that's the other one.

>>29940320
fuck nevermind, just read last post, got the brother's mixed up

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Rolled 17

>>29940194

Too cute.

>>29940194
is this the pic that was involved in a hasty apartment abandonment and subsequent break in to retrieve or is there another story i'm missing

>>29940392
That's the one. Although "Break-In" is a little strong.

>>29940392
it should be this one, yep.
(someone should post a link to the story in detail)

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I could stop him from saying it.

But he's on the other side of the table and I'd have to jump over and ugh. This is his funeral, I'm done saving him from his own stupidness.

"...Nico likes Melanie and I heard her telling Sylvie that she was finally gonna ask her to be her girlfriend when they got to Marconetti," my IDIOT brother says.
"...what."

Niklaus just stands there, totally in shock.

"And she's practically already her girlfriend as it is, so you oughta give up already," Guillaume shrugs.
"N- Niklaus?" I turn to Niklaus.

There are tears streaming down his face.

"Haha... hahahahahahahhahahahaha... so that's why I was rejected..." Niklaus laughs while crying at the same time. It's kind of scary, to be honest. "My name is right but I was fated to never be allowed into that garden of pure white lilies... it was all a mistake of birth..."

Lilies? What? I have no idea what he's talking about.

>[1/?]

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>>29940194
>haha, some kid's drawing, that's cute
>mfw it hits me

>>29940416

Oh god, my heart.

>>29940416
>from this point on, Niklaus literally wants to be the little girl

>>29940416
Oh dear

Niklaus is going to turn himself into a woman

>>29940416
Why doesn't he just turn himself into a girl

>>29940416

Oh shit. He's going to turn himself into a futa, isn't he?

Or maybe he'll offer Nico to-

er, sorry, I'll leave my /d/ at the /d/oor.

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>>29940416
>My name is right but I was fated to never be allowed into that garden of pure white lilies... it was all a mistake of birth...
You poor bastard.

>>29940416
>nicklaus keeps the pink hair and turns into a little girl thanks to magic fuckery and love
he'll become nico and melon's cute adoptive child

>>29940416
Tonight, I take a drink for Niklaus, our fallen comrade in the war that is called romance.

I hope you find your waifu in valhalla, brother.

>>29940455
That is the most bizarre family imaginable.

>>29940462
I'm with you on this one, anon.

>>29940416
Dont worry Niklaus, there's always hope for Tina

>>29940577
niklaus is hardcore courtly love

>>29940577
>Magical Matchmaker Niklaus
Guillaume... what have you done?

>>29940577
>Niklaus shipping Nico and Melanie

Gregory is going to be waiting a while for grandkids.

>>29940577
bravo old chap cant tell you how long it took me to figure that on out

>>29940577
>Bernard should probably learn that...
Is Bernard thinking of himself in the third person or just wrong name?

>>29940577

Niklaus, you're pretty good but don't over do it.

>>29940577
>Niklaus, just find another maid. You don't want to live like that. At the jaded old age of nine I can tell you this through experience

>>29940601
"Now, they want children but can't have them. THIS IS CLEARLY A JOB FOR ME, NIKLAUS!!!"

>>29940577

I'll be honest I don't generally care for these side stories, but I can't wait for the slapstick comedy that comes about from Niklaus trying to help their relationship.

>>29940416

Niklaus keeps on crying for a while after that, so I give him a handkerchief to dry his face off with. I don't like seeing grownups cry, it kind of makes me feel sick.

"Th... thanks, Burning," Niklaus says, sniffling.
"It's BERNARD," I mutter.
"It's too bad that there's no way to turn oneself into a woman through magic... and I guess that this shock wasn't enough for a Soul Ascension so that way's out too," he sighs.
"Wha- you want to turn yourself into a girl!?" I ask, completely shocked that anyone would ever want to do something like that.

"No, it's but a mere lapse of judgement," Niklaus shakes his head. "While I truly do love my dear sweet Mellow, it would be wrong for me to trample on her love. And besides, I like being a guy far too much for that."
"Uh, okay..." I say.
"No!" he claps his hands all of a sudden. "Though she may never return my affections, I had accepted that long ago! My duty from this point on is to watch on from the sidelines and ensure that things go smoothly for them!"

"Wow, you're taking this pretty well," Guillaume says.
"Of course," Niklaus nods. "Her happiness is what's important here, not mine!"

Guillaume should probably learn that...


>[2/3]

>>29940616

How fast would Grego kill him if he tried that?

>>29940625
>Guillaume should probably learn that...

Like hell. Now's his chance!

>>29940625
>[3/3]

"And so, I shall instead focus my passions on my work..." Niklaus says as he looks at the drawing of Melanie with an EXTREMELY sad smile on his face. "...and it just so happens that this leg of testing requires help from an outside person. I'd normally ask Reinhold for help with such a matter, but he's currently up north as I'm sure you know..."

Oh crap, we need to get out of here NOW. But before I can even move, Niklaus grabs onto my shoulder.

I feel kind of sick now.

"Think of this as making up for intruding on my sanctuary," Niklaus says. "Now I only need one of you to help out, so if whoever would like to volunteer would speak up..."


>plead to my brother to save me from this horrible fate
>man up and do it myself

>>29940641
He'd probably collect hair from Nico and hair from Maido and BAM, suddenly there's a fully grown 8 year old loli walking around the castle calling Meido and Nico 'mama'

>>29940664

"W-what would you have us do?"

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

OF COURSE.

Rolled 15

>>29940664

> plead to my brother

When he betrays us we get a license to do ANYTHING in return to his stupid face. We offer him redemption, and when he rejects it...

>>29940664
Did he just say our name right?

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself
Save Guillaume from this terrible fate!

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself
grow balls and have traumatic childhood experiences, that's the true path to gathering waifus

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself
Marianne likes a guy who isn't afraid to take a risk, r-right?

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>>29940664
>man up and do it myself
For the Princess!

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

>>29940684
yes, yes he did.

>>29940684
>Reinhold
What the hell, maybe helping with the experiment got Rein enough points to be remembered

>>29940684

Don't make Archelon delete storyposts again.

maybe his disorder only kicks in when referring to people in 2nd person

>>29940684
Only when the person in question isn't around...

>>29940708
But why?

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

>>29940700
Up north a chill is suddenly sent down Reinhold's spine followed by a profound sense of having dodged a bullet...

>>29940625
Why is Nik so bro when he's not wrecking stuff?

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

>>29940716
Well, if he pretends not to care about people enough to remember their names...

... then... they... will think he sees them as disposable lab rats? And be more wary of agreeing to be test subjects?

.... so in the end... he pretends not to remember names to make sure people seriously weigh up the risks of helping him for themselves?

Oh Niklaus, truly you are the hero we deserve.

archelon does this make Melanie Niklaus's cuckqueen?

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself
"GUILLAUME, YOU OWE MEEEEEE..."
Echoing through the halls as we are dragged off to our probably-benign fate.

>>29940684
...dear god.

>Congratulations, you are now a RESEARCH ASSISTANT!
>Research Assistants can be trusted to help carry out your works in the field of science... but they still won't get an authorship credit when you publish.
>Niklaus now considers your name worth remembering!
>But while research assistants are quite useful, they're still mostly expendable.

>>29940708
Oh. Oh well.

>>29940664
>man up and do it myself

YOU WILL BE A KING SOMEDAY.

>>29940716

Maybe he can curse you by getting your name right when in front of you?

>writing

I really don't want to.

But still, I ought to try and be brave every once in a while. Right?

"I'll do it..." I mumble.
"Wait!" Guillaume shouts. "I'm the older brother, so I should-"
"No, I've got this one," I shake my head. "Besides, doesn't Marianne like brave guys?"
"C'mon, this ain't the time to be trying to man up..."
"Don't worry, Gills," Niklaus says as he pats me on the head. "All the dangerous parts of my experimentation are handled by yours truly."
"Y- yeah, so don't worry!" I say, trying to hide how nervous I am behind a smile.

I don't think it works.

My big brother looks on in horror as Niklaus picks up the glass tray that was on the table and checks it for something before sliding it over to me.

"Stick your finger in that," Niklaus says.
"Huh!?" I gasp. "But what if it-"
"It's inert right now so there's no danger to you," he shakes his head. "Now do it."

I look into the glass dish, and it seems like there's some kind of metal inside... but it also looks kind of gooey? Huh? But I did volunteer, and Marianne does like tough guys so I point out my pinky finger and slowly move it toward the dish.


>[1/?]

>>29940936
>masked crystal knight adventures starting soon

>>29940936

So, does every kid in this story have a crush on a specific teenager?

What about Elena?

>>29941013
Elena is above such things.
For now.

>>29941013
Calling it now that she has/will have a crush on Karel.

>>29941026

Too bad Carol already has a thing for Emilio

>>29941013
There's a not-insubstantial number of people who've got it in their heads that eventually she and Masaharu are going to have a thing because of their mildly adorable pre-duel arguing about whose swordie is the best.

>>29941064
Inaba will bite his dick off

>>29941031
K/Carol basically has Schrodinger's Dick right now, where s/he's is constantly switching between being either male or female until those pants come off.

>>29941064

I support this. It would also work out pretty well for Kinsen.

>>29941100
even man!Karel wants Emilio. Fem!Carol can just have his babies

>>29940936
>[2/2]

It kind of tingles as I push my pinky finger into the dish of metal. I really hope this isn't mercury or anything, I don't want to end up going crazy or dying or anything from this.

"Umm, now what?" I ask once my finger hits what I'm assuming is the bottom of the dish.
"Three... two... one..." Niklaus counts. "Alright, pull it out."

MORE than happy to get my finger right the heck out of there before something horrible happens, I do as I was told. My finger leaves a hole in the metal goo where it was, but it's gradually filled as the stuff levels back off.

"Is that all?" I ask.
"Your part in this experiment is done, yes," Niklaus replies.
"Thank God..." Guillaume says, breathing a sigh of relief.

"So, umm, what was the point of all that?" I ask.
"Initialization," Niklaus says as he picks up the disk. "It needed to register to the specific magical signature of someone other than me, you see..."
"What for?" Guillaume asks.
"I got the idea to use this as a security function. It registers to one person, and if another tries to mess with it..."

He then turns the dish upside-down, causing the metal goo in the dish to fall on his hand. But somehow, it's still in the same cylinder shape as the dish it was in?

"Now take a look at this, it should be pretty cool," Niklaus says as he pokes the mass of metal in his hand. "When it reacts with another person's magical signature..."

Without warning, HUGE SPIKES OF METAL SHOOT OUT OF THE BLOB... and RIGHT THROUGH NIKLAUS'S HAND!

He winces in pain as he pulls a long spike of metal back through his hand and drops it on the table. Oh god. I think I'm gonna be sick.


>aaaaaaaaaagh what do I doooooooo

>>29941126
try not to freak out then freak out

>>29941126
>aaaaaaaaaagh what do I doooooooo
Eat the goo.

>>29941139
this

>>29941139
Seems like the appropriate reaction

>>29941126
>aaaaaaaaaagh what do I doooooooo

>aaaaaaaaaagh
Pretty sure you've got the reaction down pat already, little dude.

Once you stop freaking out, we should probably ask how he plans on getting rid of that thing now that it's apparently super-dangerous to anyone who isn't us.

>>29941139
This seems like the only appropriate thing to do in response to that if you're a little kid.

>>29941126

"S-sir! A-are you all right?"

He obviously isn't, and wasn't as long as we remember, but this is a bit extreme.

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>>29941126

>>29941139
this

>writing

>>29941126
Try not to freak out
Freak out

Don't be afraid. Marianne likes guys who have guts. This isn't anythi-

oh god his blood's getting all over the floordon'tbeafraiddon'tbeafraidDON'TBEAFRAIDDON'TBEAFRAID

OH GOD IT'S STARTING TO TRAIL OVER HERE

"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!!" I scream at the top of my lungs, unable to keep from freaking out any longer oh god is he gonna be okay

As I keep on screaming as I watch Niklaus grip his hand in pain, I feel myself being pulled back...

"C- c'mon, we shouldn't be here right now," Guillaume says as he pulls me away from the bloody BLOODY table.
"B- but- but-" trying to stop freaking out and actually talk... HAVE SOME COURAGE BERNARD!!! "N- Niklaus?" I call out. "Are you gonna be-"
"Y- yeah, I got this..." Niklaus replies with a weak smile. "Don't worry, this is my fault... the active side was the top and I forgot that when I dropped it onto my hand that the 'top' was now on the palm of my hand..."
"But what about your hand-"
"Don't worry, I'll just grow a new one," he laughs.

That's not funny.

"This isn't exactly the kind of thing that little kids should be watching, so if you two could maybe leave?" Niklaus says as he tries to keep all he blood in his body from pouring out of his GAPING HAND WOUND.
"don'tworrywe'regonerightnowwwww" Guillaume replies as he drags me straight for the door.

>[1/2]

>>29941284
I wanna watch

>>29941284
>[2/2]

As Guillaume desperately tries to open the door so we can get out oh here, I can hear Niklaus muttering a string of curses in the back of the room. I guess he was trying to hold back because the two of us were there.

After fumbling for a little while, Guillaume actually gets the door open and THANK GOD WE'RE FINALLY OUT OF THERE!

run run run awaaaaay from th-

WHUMP

Reeling back from the pain of hitting something HARD face-first, I stumble back a few steps and actually get a good look at what I just ran into...

"Um, are you two okay?" Uncle Vincent asks.


>Greet the Vincent?

>>29941316
NIKLAUS!

HAND!!!!

HAND!!!!!

SPIKE!!!!!!!!

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>tfw you're so beta that you get NTR's by a shota

>>29941316
climb the mountain!

>>29941316
"We are. Niklaus probably isn't."

>>29941316
"We were adventuring and then Niklaus was there and he wanted help and I did and his hand and now we're running away because adventuring is dangerous."

>>29941316
Runaway.jpg

>>29941323
>NIKLAUS!
>HAND!!
>SPIKE!!!
>BLOOD!!!!

Once again, seems like the most appropriate reaction

>>29941316

"We're alright."

Plus this >>29941328

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>>29941316

This:
>>29941323

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>>29941316
Crap, forgot my picture.

>writing

Things are gonna seem awfully calm once the gang's back in Marconnetti, no?

"Uncle Vincent!" Guillaume shouts, grabbing his hand.
"What, did something happen?" Uncle Vincent asks.
"N- NIKLAUS!!" I shout, pointing to Niklaus's lab. "HAND! SPIKE! BLOOD!!!!!"
"God damn it, did he get you two involved in his experiments?" he shakes his head.

"W- we were adventuring and then Niklaus was there and he wanted help so I did and then his hand and there was so much blood-" I stammer.
"Ugh... it's those creepy crystal things again, right?" Sir Vincent sighs. "I didn't want to be anywhere near those things, but I guess I oughta help..."
"Thank you, Uncle Vincent!" Guillaume shouts.
"I swear, it's like everything goes to crap when Thierri and Gregory are gone..." he mumbles. "Keep the girls company for me while I handle this, okay?"

As Uncle Vincent heads to Niklaus's lab, we-

Wait, girls?

"Umm, good morning..." a girl with wavy brown hair waves to us.
"Hey, Valerie," Guillaume waves back, looking kind of annoyed.
"Hey, you say hi too!" Valerie says as she pulls a smaller girl with long blonde hair and glasses into view.
"Good morning, I guess," she mumbles.
"Hi, Racquel," Guillaume rolls his eyes.

What're they doing here in the castle, they never stop by.


>greet the girls?

>>29941458

Shake their hands.

>>29941458
kiss their hands like a good noble?

>>29941458

proper greetings, we were raised to be polite!

"Good morning, Valerie, Racquel, what brings you to the castle?"

>>29941458
guillaume isn't so friendly is he?
>Say hello

>>29941458
>the next generation of medieval high schoolers

>>29941494
Supporting this

>>29941494
this is good. bernard is a good kid, dont go making him act like a little faggot please.

>>29941458

"Y-you too"

Actually, let's just try to say hello.

>>29941458
Jeez, Guillaume. I'd have hoped that if you're hoping to be related by marriage to them some day you'd at least give it a little more effort than that.

Say hi like we're not totally put-upon like our stupid brother.

Ask them what brings them out to the castle?

>>29941500

That reminds me that I dread for the next generation if Reinhold is to be an example there once he's older.

>>29941458
"Hello, want to come play with us?"

Rolled 10

>>29941323

This seems appropriate.

>writing

>The shock of his waifu being a lady of lilies wasn't enough to shock Niklaus into becoming an elemental
Well shit. It seems that ascending is harder than we thought it was.

>>29941564
Now that we have this meta knowledge we shall make it our duty to shock niklaus into ascension.

>>29941522
The worst that can happen is his Harem Power™ might rub off on one of the kids.

>>29941564
imagine his findings after Reinhold hands it tina.

>>29941599
>Implying Tina will go back
I'm hoping that when we try to hand the bracelet back over, it jumps after us when Niklaus turns his back.

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>>29941564
>inb4 ascending was Niklaus' true plan all along
>all the relationship drama was Niklaus' doing, in some sort Full Kubo class event that hasn't fully concluded
>Celestino is catching on, but his shadowruns are misplaced on Reinhold instead

CAN'T FOOL ME ARCHELON

I BET YOU'RE NOT EVEN A TURTLE

Rolled 2

>>29941599
>Were eventually going to lose our bracelet.
Damnit, I wanna keep tina. Hopefully Niklaus agree's to our idea of fusing the bracelet with the sword shards, so Project: False Queen becomes a thing.

>>29941599
>makes a whole battalion of melanies
>they all fall for nico

So what's your pronostics for the next couples, besides Rein/Luci and Nico/Melon?

>>29941599
>>29941610
>>29941621
now that i think about it, aren't we on the way of channeling our mana to our sword, so getting really close of becoming a (PF) magus?

>>29941636
grandma/arnaud

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Oh my gosh I'm actually in a thread instead of just reading the archive.
Keep up the good work Archie! You're the best. Keep doing what you're doing because you do it well! The characters, the world, the magic. You do it all just spot on.

>>29941636
Nikalus/Rana__

>>29941662
arnaud is older the celestino.

>>29941670
Noooooooooooooooooooo
I want dragon waifuuuuuuuuuu

>>29941669
i really wish i stuck to the archives...

>>29941671

Like that'd stop Agnes.

But honestly, those two have known each other long enough that they would have gotten together if they were interested.

>>29941679
> you will never be in Rana's harem

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Yeah, I ought to be polite. Even if Guillaume doesn't like them very much.

"Good morning, Valerie, Racquel," I say. "So why're you two here in the castle today?"
"Daddy's sad because Sylvie's off in Marconetti, so our mother decided that it would be a good idea for us to spend some time with him today," Valerie says. "It's as boring as ever here, though..."
"What're you talking about, the castle is awesome!" Guillaume says proudly. "Me and Bernard've been exploring it for the past couple of days!"
"And getting in plenty of trouble from what I can tell," Valerie replies.

She's not exactly WRONG, but still...

"I'll have you know that we haven't gotten yelled at ONCE since we started!" Guillaume says, crossing his arms. "So there!"
"Sure you haven't," Valerie sticks her tongue out at him. "So what, is this a practice run for when the two of you go wandering out to try and get yourselves killed in the name of 'adventure'?"
"That's part of it, yeah. I guess I shouldn't expect YOU of all people to understand a man's romance, though..."

"Ehehe..." Racquel giggles, her glasses fogged up. "Man romance..."


>[1/?]

>>29941700
I am honestly shocked that that is not a dildo.

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>>29941700
>"Ehehe..." Racquel giggles, her glasses fogged up. "Man romance..."
...there's aaaaalways one.

>>29941700
I suppose being a SLUT runs in the family, then?

>>29941703
Cannot unsee

>>29941700

I am amused. how old are these 2 girls?

>>29941700
>Valerie
>Bithcy bitch
Vincent... I expected better from you.

>>29941703
glad i'm not the only one...

>>29941703
Yeah. It even has the whole dickhead shape going on in the thumbnail

>>29941714
Valerie is 12, Racquel is 10.

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>>29941720
>10

>>29941720

>My 10 year old can't be this lewd.

welp.

>>29941720

I don't think you ever told us the boys' ages either.

>>29941730

What's so special about 10?

>>299417004
Oh god i thought the loli was carrying huge female face massager, I've seen too much adult anime.

>>29941730
Sylvie is not a positive influence

>>29941735
Guillaume is 10, Bernard is 9.
Pretty sure I've given their ages before.
bernard's age is also given in the opening post

>>29941735
>What's so special about 10?
I think it's a bit young to be a yaoi fangirl

>>29941735
shirou pls.

>>29941750
I have known BL fangirls of that age.
Unfortuntely.