Rolled 14, 4, 12 = 30

me! I am!

Rolled 16, 10, 10 = 36

>>29913065
well guess not

Rolled 4, 15, 19 = 38

>>29913005
I lunge at it with my goat slaying knife!

Rolled 15, 18, 14 = 47

>>29913113
ok its dead. /thread

Rolled 4, 16, 15 = 35

>>29913113
woooah, thou hast slain the beast! The northern lords are undoubtedly grateful and shower you in gold!

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New round!

The terrible manticore has come! You must roll greater than 10 on 5d4 to lay it low but beware... if you roll even a single 1 you are poisoned and you die! The beast then survives.

Rolled 2, 3, 2, 4, 2 = 13

>>29913223
Rollin

Rolled 1, 1, 3, 1, 4 = 10

>>29913223

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>>29913411
Well I'm screwed.

>>29913470
>>29913411

Our heroes....

Rolled 2, 3, 2, 4, 3 = 14

>>29913223

Here I roll!

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Rolled 2, 1, 2, 3, 3 = 11

My turn

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Rolled 1, 2, 3, 4, 4 = 14

>>29913779
Oh god, noooo!!!!

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Rolled 3, 2, 2, 2, 1 = 10

>>29913223
Die monster!

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Rolled 4, 2, 2, 3, 4 = 15

>>29913223
My turn.

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Rolled 2, 1, 4, 3, 2 = 12

>>29913894
A hero has fallen

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>>29913932
TAAARRRRKUUUUSSSSS!!!!

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Rolled 3, 3, 1, 2, 1 = 10

>>29913223
A Terrible Manticore indeed

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dice+3d20+0

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>sense op seems to have died ill take over for now
With the manticore dead, a slight rumbling come from the ground, skeletons, lots of them. Slay them before they take the city!
Roll 4d10, if the result is higher than 20 you win, less and you fall in battle

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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 2, 2 = 7

>>29913223

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Rolled 1, 4, 9, 6 = 20

>>29914205
Let's do this!

Rolled 9, 3, 2, 10 = 24

>>29914205

Rolling to smite.

Rolled 10, 7, 9, 6 = 32

>>29914205
3spooky5me

Rolled 7, 6, 7, 6 = 26

>>29914205
Rollin.

Rolled 3, 4, 1, 3, 4 = 15

>>29913932
It is slain! The beast lied dead and the wenches of the realm rejoyce!

Later in the tavern you are accosted by Olag the Sour who says he is a much better beast hunter than you and challenges you to a duel to the death.
To slay him you must roll greater than 10 on 3d6. Be careful, though... he is an expert warrior and if the value of your first die is greater than 2 then you have overbalanced and your head now lies oozing in the gutter outside

Rolled 3, 3, 4 = 10

>>29914311

Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7

>>29914311
Bring it on

Rolled 5, 2, 10, 3 = 20

>>29914205
As a monk, I do a flip and slay them all instantly.

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Rolled 6, 1, 2 = 9

>>29914311
Now for a round of brutal fisticuffs...with blades.

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>>29914311
For got his portrait

>>29914271
With the skeletons slain their apparent leader makes himself noticed.
Roll 5d6, if all the dice results are even than this evil will be purged, but a single odd role will mean your end.

Rolled 2, 1, 5, 5, 3 = 16

>>29914493

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>>29914493
>forgot pic sorry

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>>29914532
Unfortunately you are no match for his dark spells

Rolled 6, 4, 5, 2, 2 = 19

>>29914493
Get ye behind me, devil

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>>29914597
another hero has tragically fallen, can no one stop this evil?

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>>29914670
i can

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>>29914689
prove it foolish mortal

Rolled 4, 6, 2, 2, 1 = 15

>>29914689
forgot roll

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>>29914708
you fought valiantly, but it was not enough

Rolled 3, 3, 3, 2, 6 = 17

>>29914493
>>29914537
Get wrecked skele-asshole.

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>>29914879
Try as you might, the dark magics get the better of you. You feel deaths cold embrace take you

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Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 5 = 9

>>29915038

Fakk de skeletan! You get lucky wressamani!
I suplex you, I put you in e camel clutch! I break your back! Fuck your ass! And make you hemble!

>>29915110
God damnit, even the roll was in character.

>>29915110

Based Iron Sheik returning from the dead to save the living from death.

Rolled 1, 4, 4, 5, 3 = 17

GRAAAAHHH!

Rolled 6, 4, 1, 5, 5 = 21

>>29914493

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>>29915110

Rolled 1, 2, 6, 1, 3 = 13

>>29915038
I shall slay the horrible skeleton!

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>>29915131
The last thing you see before you pass it the dark grin of the lich

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>>29915159
you have been slain

Rolled 6, 1, 1, 1, 2 = 11

Fucking skellies.

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>>29915220

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>>29915110

The mighty skeleton warrior is trounced by the Iron Shiek's mighty wrasslin' prowess. As the wrestler returns to the spirit world beyond to rest and sodomize, the earth is disturbed by a sudden split. Emerging out is the defeated skellie's pet tyrannosaurus rex.

Its deafening roar can be heard for kilometers. It trudges towards you, maggots spilling out of its open pockets of flesh.

Roll 6d10. If you roll any 5's, the t-rex makes a meal out of you.

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>>29915322

>>29915355

AW FUCK, I read the perimeters for the skellie wrong--got it mixed up. Disregard giant decaying dinosaur.

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Rolled 1, 1, 5, 7, 9, 10 = 33

>>29915355
"What? no one had defeated me yet! You will parish too dinosaur!"

Rolled 1, 10, 3, 2, 8, 5 = 29

>>29915355
>Roll 6d10. If you roll any 5's, the t-rex makes a meal out of you.
Well that one's easy.

"DINOSAUR VS LICH, PLACE YOUR BETS LADIES AND GENTLEMEN."

Rolled 2, 2, 3, 3, 8, 1 = 19

>>29915483
Oops.
But seriously, probabilities are all over the place.

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>>29915483

The T-Rex ignores the lich and devours the shit out of you.

Rolled 5, 10, 10, 3, 10, 4 = 42

>>29915355

Rolling to slay foul zombie t-rex.

Rolled 10, 10, 10, 1, 2, 9 = 42

>>29915355
Die

>>29915511
>>29915709

The T-Rex topples over, collapsing on itself. Skin tissue and discolored organs peel off the bones, seeming to melt off. With one final lurch and cry, it manages to eat
>>29915640,
pulling him into its maw and snapping its mighty jaws one final time.

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Rolled 1, 6, 8, 3, 5, 5 = 28

>>29915709
and with that the dinosaur was smote, falling back into its death
but all around you the shadows collect, forming into flesh and sinew. In the bloodbath of this battleground a daemon has been called

Rolled 8, 5, 10, 7, 9, 2 = 41

>>29915802
Roll 6d6 is the result is odd and higher than 15 than you have sent the daemon back to whence it came, else your life is forfit

Rolled 5, 5, 5, 3, 6, 1 = 25

>>29915802
>>29915851

Get wrecked daemon!

Rolled 5, 1, 6, 5, 4, 5 = 26

>>29915851
Die

Rolled 2, 9, 3, 4, 8, 4 = 30

>>29915889
"What? NO, IMPOSSIBLE!" the daemon wails as he is engulfed by hellfire

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Dispatched by the KGB to destroy capitalism in all forms, Ivan Drago appears, in all his communistic perfection. He threatens to break you, unless you roll 7d10 and an even result that's higher than 40.

Rolled 2, 10, 1, 10, 2, 10, 1 = 36

>>29915989

>>29916005

The titan of Moscow shatters your hopes and dreams, as well as your ribs and most bones.

Rolled 8, 1, 9, 8, 6, 1, 10 = 43

>>29916040
well fuck it,i resurrect as a skeleton

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>>29916094

Drago accepts your rematch and proceeds to shatter your undead hopes and dreams, pummeling you into a fine dust.

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Rolled 2, 4, 3, 10, 9, 10 = 38

>>29916094
even your skeleton powers can't stop the the red fury

Rolled 3, 3, 7, 10, 8, 9, 9 = 49

>>29915989

You aren't that tough, Ivan.

>>29916133

Horrific Japanese creatures with amazing powers are no match for the steel fist of Ivan Drago.

>>29916144

Yes he is. You are broken.

Rolled 10, 5, 1, 10, 9, 9, 5 = 49

>>29915989

I've got the best steroid that capitalism can buy! Bring it on!

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Rolled 2, 4, 7, 2, 8, 3, 2 = 28

>>29915989
Better dead than red. Lets do this

>>29916161
>>29916163

Glorious Soviet Union victorious again. Capitalism weeps across the globe.

Rolled 4, 5, 7, 8, 1, 4, 9 = 38

>>29916163
dead it is then

Rolled 8, 4, 6, 4, 9, 5, 9 = 45

I'm going to have my face stoved in. My nutrient straw is at the ready.

>>29916183
>>29916190

None shall survive.

Drago celebrates his victory with borscht.

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Rolled 2, 9, 3, 4, 2, 1, 4 = 25

>>29915989
i think we should take a more scientific approach to this new red menace

Rolled 3, 20, 16 = 39

>>29913005

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Rolled 5, 3, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5 = 43

>>29915989
BEWARE I LIVE

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>>29916218

The Siberian Bull makes mince-meat of your pathetic American ideals.

Rolled 2, 6, 9, 2, 9, 8, 5 = 41

>>29916127
One more time, I raise as an immaterial spectre to try and avenge my two deaths.

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Rolled 9, 7, 1, 7, 7, 1, 7 = 39

>>29916252
There is only one man who may be able to stop him now...

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>>29916248

BEWARE, COMMUNISM LIVES. FOREVER.

Drago doesn't even bother changing out of his fashionable dress uniform to break you.

>>29916287

You too. Again.

>>29916294
It seems even the champion of freedom must fall.

Rolled 3, 3, 4, 6, 7, 10, 4 = 37

>>29915989

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>>29916294
>>29916294
>>29916294

>>29916320

Broken.

So, this thread is just rolling?

Rolled 10, 2, 4, 5, 5, 3, 6 = 35

one last roll to defeat Draco

>>29916344

No one can stop Ivan Drago apparently.

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>>29916355
>>29916355

Too little, too late comrade.

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Rolled 3, 2, 10, 9, 7, 3, 1 = 35

>>29916373
This is for a little place i like to call 'MURICA.

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>>29916403

You mean that smoking crater in the ground?

Rolled 6, 5, 20 = 31

Ronald the Bold is here to slay you foul beast!

Rolled 3, 4, 5, 7, 5, 4, 8 = 36

>>29916421
>Drago! It ends here!

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>>29916441
>>29916447

Rolled 9, 7, 8, 6, 10, 2, 2 = 44

>>29916476

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Rolled 8, 8, 4, 5, 4, 6, 9 = 44

>>29916476
suffer not the communist to live

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>>29916502
>>29916505
>>29916502
>>29916505

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MnzuYiX5Ng

HE'S DONE IT! THE EMPRAH'S KNOCKED OUT COMMUNISM!

>>29916601
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_Nox4gwLBo
relevant

i think its over