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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>Rena desperately fought against her dark desire to consume the life fluids of any around her. Exiling herself to her Chamber of Pillows the Hero did her best to control herself.
>It was a tough fight and it looked like she was just about to make it when the dark Villain Monster Maestro broke into her home!
>Rena attacked her but for some reason she did not change! It has been one day since the end of Rena's difficult trial. A party is being thrown for her in celebration of becoming S-Class!
>But before that...
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>>29912778
time to get everyone unique hats.

I have no idea where we will find balloon hats. And I don't know everyone's schtick very well either.
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Rolled 4, 2, 5 = 11

>>29912808
Lets get balloon man a cactus hat
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>We join Bridgette as she has a rather heated argument with her sister.

"What the fuck, sis!?"

C: "Hmm? Dear sister, did you invite me over just to yell at me?"

"Yes! Yes I did! You knew Rena wasn't well yet and you still sent me off to check on her! I thought there was something seriously wrong!"

C: "Whoops~ So... Did she do it?"

"Do what?"

C: "You know... Drink your blood?"

"Yes! Yes she did! Right out of my fucking neck!"

C: "Oh? That's a shame... I had expected it to turn out differently."

"How else could that have turned out!?"

C: "Well... I was hoping you'd get a nosebleed and then she'd have to drink it from there~ Wouldn't that have been adorable~?"

"NO! If I weren't what I am I would be dead! Do you know how many times she bit me trying to find my jugular!? LIKE TEN FUCKING TIMES!"

C: "... That is kinda cute~"

"UGH! You're impossible!"

I'm glad she's back and all that but I swear sometimes I wish my sister were just...
Gone.
She's such a pain in the ass.
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>>29912891
don't wish your sister were gone.
That means she will IMMEDIATELY get killed and you will be guilty forever.
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>>29912891
It would have been pretty adorable if you'd gotten a nosebleed, though.
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>>29912891
Comment on your sister's short hair.
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>>29912891
be careful what you wish for.

She's doing this for a reason, it sounds suspicious
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Rolled 1, 10, 4 = 15

>>29912891
>I'm glad she's back and all that but I swear sometimes I wish my sister were just...
You should be careful for what you wish for little girl.
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Rolled 24

>>29912891
"Sis, what the fuck. Were you TRYING to make her my ghoul? Is that it?"
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>>29912891
It's at least a little cute.
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>>29912891
You know, this is the second time you've been seriously injured because of her. If this is how she is after cleaning up her act, she might be a lost cause.
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>>29912891
Demand that MM+ offer reparations in the form of delicious baked goods. It's the least that she can do after sending us to get assaulted.

Also, tell her that the next time she wants to do something 'cute' with Rena drinking somebody's blood, she can do it herself.
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>>29912891
Just grudgingly admit you enjoyed playing in the might pillow fortress and demand she make up for the vicious biting attacks.
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>>29912998
>>29912891
yes. You -have- to admit rena's pillow fort was of astounding quality.
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Larro, might want to post the thread to twitter
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>>29912891
careful what you wish for

consider buying Rena an anatomy diagram
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"It's like you 'wanted' her to be a ghoul or something."

C: "Nooo, of course not. She wouldn't be any fun like that, would she~? While I was gone I did a lot of thinking and I feel that I must agree with you, dear sister. A Rena who is not acting like her normal adorable self is no fun at all."

"Then why did you even offer to turn her into a vampire?"

C: "Hehehe... I wouldn't really have. I can't. I just wanted an excuse to sink my teeth into her a few more times."

"Sis, she's my arch nemesis and my friend. You can't keep doing stuff like this to her."

C: "Why not~? Can't she be my friend too?"

"Yes, but... Just stop messing with her. Alright?"

C: "Hmm hmm~ Someone is sounding rather protective. Shouldn't you be encouraging me to go after your nemesis? Maybe we can tag team her~"

"No."

See? I know that saying I want her gone is a bit selfish but I don't know what to say to her.
She seems better now than she was before but she's still so manipulative and overbearing.

"You owe me one for all the trouble you put me through. And for my blood loss."

C: "What would you like me to do, dear sister~? Name it."
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Rolled 5, 8, 1 = 14

>>29913035
No, no, NO!

People with a bit of knowledge are much more dangerous than the completely ignorant.
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>>29913047
my vote is for baking.
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Rolled 6, 7, 5 = 18

>>29913047
>C: "What would you like me to do, dear sister~? Name it."
Become a hero for 2 weeks.
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>>29913047
You want a week. A week of no manipulation, no silly plots, no anything like that. And yes, that means no manipulating Rena.
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>>29913047
dat lewd trap

but this >>29913087
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>>29913047
You got serious blood loss, right? Don't people usually get cookies or sweets after giving blood.

Demand expensive pastries.
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Rolled 43

>>29913047
"...are you trying to get Rena and I to hook up? I don't think her door swings that way, you know?"
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>>29913087
This.
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>>29913047
>Maybe we can tag team her~
Tee hee
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>>29913047
Ask her bluntly why she's so interested in Rena. You want the truth, and she's honor bound to tell it.
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>>29913089
That works.
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>>29913109
I don't think that door swings at all

her stomach though
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>>29913087
Huhuhu~ This would be interesting. I'll vote for it.
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>>29913089
This.

Sounds like something Bridgette would actually say too.
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>>29913089
That would imply that it would be okay to do something like this again after a week.
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>>29913047
Try some of my baking experiments before I give them to my friendS.
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>>29913087
This I want to see
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>>29913089
This

>>29913167
Can't stop Sis from being Sis forever.
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>>29913047
how do i control her now that she drank my blood?
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>>29913047
"Go bother your other sibling's girlfrie- she's my friend and she's a girl. Shut up."
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>>29913211
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>>29913047
>C: "What would you like me to do, dear sister~? Name it."
Anal
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>>29913211
Oh god, Cynthia trying to seduce Sparkle. This can only end hilariously.
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>>29913236
God I want to second this...
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>>29913236
use yourself to produce the world's first actual monstergirl porn
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>>29913269
god damn it

I want it

so bad

MMA should be in it too
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>>29913087
Haha that would be pretty good but it would require too much paperwork and junk.

>>29913089
This one.

"I want a week. A week of no manipulation, no stupid plots, no anything. Just... Be a nice big sister, okay? Don't manipulate me, Rena, or anyone that could possible result in either of us being manipulated. Okay?"

>She smiles a big toothy smile.

C: "Sure thing~"

...
Why do I get the feeling she's going to twist my words in some horrible way?

C: "Well, dear sister, if that's all I have things I need to attend to. Goodbye~"

>>29913131
"Wait. Sis. I need to ask you something."

C: "Hmm? What is it?"

"Why are you so interested in Rena? Is it because she's my enemy?"

>She smiles again.

C: "I think you know why~"

>She leaves before Bridgette can question her further.

I have a hard time believing we're related sometimes.
Well, at least she's out of the house. And Rena said she had to go to some hero thing.
I guess I could go out drinking. Or do some villain stuff. Whichever is fine with me.
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>>29913302
eat cookies until all your blood grows back.
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Rolled 5, 8, 7 = 20

>>29913302
>I guess I could go out drinking. Or do some villain stuff. Whichever is fine with me.
Why not both? Get drunk and then start shit around town.
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>>29913302
Go out in public and start performing with your monsters as animals, like in the circus, to attract a crowd of children. Then steal their candy! Mwahahahahaha!
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>>29913302
Let's do some villain stuff! The fight with Rena was awesome, but we need to make some dosh and build our cred. Especially now that our arch nemesis is S-Class, we definitely need to catch up.
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>>29913302
Drinking. Do you have any villain friends? you should invite someone. Like, drinking alone makes you look like a loser...
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>>29913047
"...Tell me what's wrong. You're clearly projecting something on my friendship with Rena, and I don't think it's the 'happy sexy thoughts' you keep blathering on about. So talk to me sis, what's this really all about?"
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>>29913363
>Like, drinking alone makes you look like a loser...

Drinking isn't a good idea considering our whole blood thing.
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>>29913302
Drinking. Invite Rena. Tell her about what transpired.
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>>29913302
Let's go blow up a really big bank or something, really trash the place as a statement against THE MAN. Well, that and to sow fear, economic instability, etc., but that's just a bonus.
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>>29913302
You need to rank up if you want to stay Rena's nemesis. Go do villain things.
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>>29913302
A short break won't solve anything in the long term. It makes it seem like you're endorsing her. She's just going to make up some "brilliant" scheme to unleash after 8 days.
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>>29913302
Take over a bar and drink their drinks. Maybe Rena will show up and you can defeat her by tricking her into getting drunk with you.
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>>29913302
Public drinking is a crime right? Do that and it counts for both!
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>>29913302
Pull off a daring villainous scheme! We'll need to do something more creative than just terrorizing people. Maybe we can steal some priceless work of art or secret prototype gadget. Anything that interests you?

>captcha: ewsitex ORIENTAL
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>>29913302
you do have a villain friends right? why not go drinking with them?
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>>29913302
Well for villainy, you need to rank up hardcore, but causing a lot of collateral damage might make you lose Rena points.

Maybe just beat up heroes for a while?
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>>29913302
That's a great smile though
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>>29913302
SHE KNOWS
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>>29913302
That smile.
Holy shit, she's so cute.
Larro, pls. Stop. My heart hurts.
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>>29913425
>>29913338
I like how you guys think.
I totally forgot that Rena got a massive rank up...
It fits, though. Only my nemesis can be worthy of S-Class.
But that just means I need to work really hard to catch up to her!

>Bridgette switches into her Villain outfit and becomes... The Monster Maestro.
>She flies off into the city and storms the nearest bar. The people in there stare at her, completely bewildered by her sudden entrance.

"PEOPLE! I am the Monster Maestro! This bar now belongs to ME!"

>She summons her evil monsters from Beyond and clears out the bar in no time. A few people she terrorizes but it's nothing serious. Gotta keep up that 'not into murdering' rep.
>Once the bar is clear she steals all the money from the register and then pops open a beer.
>As the warm liquid fills her belly she hears her monsters screech in pain.
>She turns and sees a man(?) floating into the bar.

???: "Monster Maestro? I am Ignis and I have come here to defeat you."

Oh shit.
Isn't that guy an A-Class? And a rather powerful one at that.
I thought they would have sent a C or maybe a B.
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>>29913598
SUMMON ALL THE MONSTERS
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>>29913598
Huh. I guess that's a good sign that the heroes are taking us seriously. Not to mention it looks like he's causing plenty of collateral damage just by showing up, which will totally work towards our cred.

Do we have any minions or monsters that can use water, like Kappas or something?
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>>29913528
this sounds like a good idea. Rena has power from like 3 different sources, if we want to keep up we might want to consider taking the same approach, see if there is anything you could steal to increase your power
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>>29913598
A hero made of fire? Well obviously you have a water-based form to take out this niche hero.
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>>29913598
Summon a water monster then get out with as much booze as you can before he destroys it all with fire.
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>>29913598
Got any water monsters?

Nyads? Merman? Horsea?

Whatever you got summon one.
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Rolled 3, 8, 3 = 14

>>29913598
Throw a bottle of beer at him
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>>29913598
Something something Water Elemental?
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>>29913598
Good thing you can summon flame resistant salamanders
And water spewing...water spewers
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Rolled 4

>>29913598
"...fuck."

Whip some spirits at him. Hopefully the sudden flare-up will distract him while you summon... I don't know, something made of rock or metal that doesn't burn.
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>>29913598
"Perhaps we should take this somewhere less flammable."

Okay, what sort of monster is good against fire? Salamanders eat fire, right? And he'll think they'd be useless because they're fire monsters, but then you can catch him off guard.

Either that, or guide him to a place that gives us a non-obvious advantage.
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>>29913598
YOU SET THE BAR ON FIRE WHAT ARE YOU INSANE DON'T YOU KNOW THAT WILL

and then all the booze explodes, hailing ignis in glass and shrapnel.
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>>29913598
countdown for the fire alarm and shower that follows, easy victory!
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What kind of idiot sends a hero made of fire into a bar full of alcohol to fight a villain drinking alcohol?
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>>29913598
Ask him to take the fight outside before he burns down the bar. Holy shit this guy's inconsiderate for a hero.
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>>29913700
...Good point.
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>>29913598
Summon some STONE monsters! Or some fire-loving monsters like dragons or drakes or imps, that sort of thing. Don't try to counter his fire with water, counter his fire with shit that don't give a fuck about fire.
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>>29913683

She needs to throw some white lightning at him while saying, "this one's on the house."
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>>29913598
Yeah summon stuff that is immune to fire, or that EATS fire.
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If we dump water on a hero made of fire do they die?
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>>29913598
You can summon major golems yes?

You need at least one to protect yourself.

A water based monster would be good for offense, but lets put a wall in between us first that he can't break
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>>29913593
i agree but it's sad that most attractive women are a bit of a bitch.
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>>29913717
The sad thing is that he really isn't.
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>>29913302
>I have a hard time believing we're related sometimes.
uh... oh
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>>29913598
SUMMON A RAPIDASH
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>>29913598
Cry to the hero about how your nemisis is leaving you behind. Sob heavily that you only wanted to be worthy of being hers!
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>>29913598
Um, what happens to your minions when they're killed?
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>>29913874
She's not drunk enough for that yet.
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>>29913874

All that will do is get Bridgette hot and bothered.
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>>29913791
THAT'S A POKEMON!

>>29913666
>>29913662

"Ignis, huh? I've heard of you. How about we take this fight somewhere that won't destroy the entire building?"

I: "Hmm? Oh! Of course. How could I forget. Let's."

>Monster Maestro finishes her beer and leaves the building with Ignis.

I: "Should we perhaps take this to the junkyard? There is little there that can-"

"NIX BLAST!"

>With a wave of her baton a torrent of water is hurled at Ignis. It douses his flames and he screams.
>As the Monster Maestro smiles in satisfaction she hears something she did not expect.
>Laughter.

>Ignis's flames suddenly erupt. Monster Maestro barely dodges it as the entire street is covered in flames.

I: "Did your mother never tell you how to treat gas fire?"

>One of Monster Maestro's batons is badly burnt and crumbles into ash.

Shit...
I'll have to repair that later.
Any other ideas? Water is out of the question it seems.
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>>29913942
A Salamander. Also maybe something with Earth Element.
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Rolled 27

>>29913942
"Gas fires? Oh, yeah."

Wind elemental. Create a vacuum.
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>>29913942
>I: "Did your mother never tell you how to treat gas fire?"

Welp, the only way we can put him out is a big thick blanket and a whole lotta weight.

Good thing Bridgette already has one of those covered.
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>>29913942
Summon an Argon Elemental or something and smother him.
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Rolled 8, 3, 9 = 20

>>29913942
Go back in the bar, find some liquor and then throw it at him.

Maybe it will make him drunk.
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>>29913942
Get your monsters to hug him, then get in close and punch him in the dick.
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>>29913942
HALON GAS THE FUCKER
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>>29913942
Summon rock golems. As many as you can. Just practically hurl them at his face.
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>>29913942
Earth or air is what you want to go for. See if you can bury him, or high winds.
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>>29913942
Like I said, salamanders. They eat fire, and unlike other cold-based monsters, they thrive in heat.

Or a monster that breathes smoke. that should choke out the fire by depriving it of oxygen.
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>>29913942
Smothering. Try to dump a bunch of dirt all over him, or try to lure him into an area where we can collapse a hillside or something.
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>>29913942

Can we summon earth around him and have him burn his own oxygen out, then? You kill a grease fire by covering it and letting it kill itself...
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>>29913781
Now, I know that it's not uncommon to feel totally unrelated to your siblings, and that it's a perfectly normal way to feel.

But, lets explore some hypotheticals...
...lets say for a second that hypothetically you weren't.

LIke, I dunno, Your mom slept with someone else. (Hey, she's a villain. It could happen)

and lets say that this someone was... someone... human,

Your mom is human too, right? No weird blood on your mom's side?

so... TECHNICALLY what kind of blood did Rena just drink again?
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>>29913986
Brilliant. The classical elements are for scrubs anyway.
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>>29913942
actually, she did.
hit him with a fire extinguisher.
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>>29913942
So basically he's a lit fart. Nice.

Summon a basilisk or something. Gaze attacks yo.
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>>29913942
Also, we need to crack a joke about him actually telling us his weakness like that. Gloating is a very important part of being a villain after all.
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>>29913942
Dump sand on him. All of the sand.
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>>29913942
Ice Elemental, maybe?
HEE HO
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>>29913942
Sand, dirt, stone, gravel.

Or explosions. Explosions can put out fire.
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>>29913942
Mummy wrap him in Teflon.
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>>29913942
You know...

We could just grab the fire extinguisher behind the counter...

You know... because bars tend to have those...

and he's a fire...
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>>29914079
"Did you really just tell me your weakness? That's a pretty lame thing to do, Hero."

Rena's not even dumb enough to do that.

>Monster Maestro waves her baton and summons the elements of Sand, Earth, and Wind. Each of them pile on top of Ignis and slowly smother him.
>He can see his flame flickering between the cracks of their bodies until it finally goes out.

>Then, with one tremendous explosion, he launches all of her summons away. They suffer enough injury to vanish and return back to the Beyond.
>The blast of flames and heat destroys Monster Maestro's remaining baton.

I: "I am impressed, Monster Maestro! It has been quite some time since I last had to assume this form! Now, are you strong enough to put out the flames of hell itself!?"

Shit.

I: "I guess you could say things are really... Heating up!"

...

I should beat him just for that pun.
I've lost my batons though. I could try to summon without them but the results are... Well, it's a bit more random.
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>>29914198
Summon without them, LET'S EXPERIMENT
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>>29914198
Do it anyway!
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>>29914198
"Time for Hell to freeze over!"
Summon ice elementals.
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>>29914198
Summon angels.
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>>29914198
The flames of Hell? Can you summon a demon that controls fire? Or a creature that's known for warding off demons?
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Rolled 4, 2, 8 = 14

>>29914198
>I've lost my batons though. I could try to summon without them but the results are... Well, it's a bit more random.
Summon some random shit.

Maybe it will be an hat elemental.

Or a pony.

Or Quantum Bunny.
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Rolled 56

>>29914198
He's an Elemental?

...try summoning -him-. Directly. ASSUMING DIRECT CONTROL.
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>>29914198
Have you tried throwing a rock at him?
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>>29914198
Fuck. Well, might as well go for broke and summon at random. He's been a good sport so far, and the fight isn't totally lost, so we might as well try.
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Rolled 1

>>29914198
Giant multi tentacled frozen monster goooo
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>>29914198
Well, random might be just what we want here. You've got a certain pool you can draw from normally that might not be effective but this might net us a Wild Card to turn things around.

Assumes some kind of monster form for soaking or avoiding fire damage while you do it, though.
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>>29914198
Hell?
What kind of hero are you anyhow
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>>29914198
Then summon a shitload while running away because you don't want to be near any berserk monsters
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>>29914198
Wait, he's in a monstrous form right now right? Could you unsummon him to Hell?
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>>29914305
the kind that knows how to negotiate a contract. really half the demons out there are so used to suckers they barley give any contract alterations a once over.
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>>29914305
One vulnerable to holy attacks,
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>>29914198
Channel the Rena. That girl is stupid lucky, so random could work to your advantage!
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>>29914291
>1
>It turns on us
>tentacle rape
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>>29914198
He's a monster now isn't he? Can't you control those?
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>>29914198
Throw a snowball at him.
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>>29914340
so... you know water monsters,. Do you know any monsters who can Consecrate water?

HOLY WATER ELEMENTAL, BITCH
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>>29914198
Throw a LARGE rock at his face for the Pun.
"You gunna get Rock'd by me"
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>>29914344
Tentacle rape is a rite of passage for Monster women
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>>29914345
well shit you have a point there.
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>>29914198
do it summon some XBOX HEUG monster

or summon your dad
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>>29914198
It is time for... THE ANGEL SUMMONER!
(and the bmx kid)
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Can we unsummon things? Say his hellfire?
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Summon kittens and throw them at him
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>>29914198
Untransform, call the fire department.
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>>29914198
Fires of hell eh? Get some holy water!
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"Well then, it looks like it's time for hell to freeze over!"

Nice.

>>29914345
>>29914275

...
Nah.
That can't
Well, maybe... Let's see.

>Monster Maestro attempts to summon Ignis. Without her batons to channel her powers she feels an uncomfortable jolt.
>Ignis vanishes and then reappears in front of Monster Maestro, this time in his normal form.

I: "What the!? How did-!? Oh. Oh dammit... You summoned me, didn't you?"

Wooooah. I didn't think that would actually work!

I: "Well... You have me now, Villain. You win."

Haha, this is awesome. I hope there are other super powerful Heroes like him.
Oh man...
I beat my first A-Class!

I: "... Are you going to let me go or are you going to just stand there smiling?"
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>>29914417
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Rolled 2, 4, 10 = 16

>>29914434
make him go burn the junkyard

...or make him come drink with us
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>>29914434
Stand there smiling. Increase intensity of your smile. Invade his personal space. Point out how warm he is.
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>>29914434
We'll be nice. Tell him that he has to leave us be as we conquer another bar, since he managed to burn down the last place.
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>>29914434
Nice! But- hey....

What if you used him to sneak into that hero thing Rena is doing? Maybe pretend to be his prisoner or something. And you could.... uh... steal hero stuff? Or gather intel.

Something villainous for sure.
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>>29914434
Take him drinking. It's lonely without friends.
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>>29914434
nope.
You're going drinking with me, fire boy.
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>>29914434
Give me a minute to enjoy this sheesh
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>>29914434
Bridgette. You have a powerful A-Class as a pawn. This is a serious rank increasing opportunity here.

Go get more drunk and wait for another hero to come fight you, then use Ignis to beat them up.

We can hit S-Rank by tonight!
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>>29914434
Great success!

Drinking buddy obtained!
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>>29914434
Force him to cause some serious destruction! Go attack some some skyscrapers or something with his fire powers. Hell, defeating an A-Rank and then using him to do evil? That should give us a solid bump in the ranks.
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>>29914434
Make him do a silly dance! And proclaim our awesomeness while doing it!
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Rolled 2, 10, 4 = 16

>>29914473
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>>29914434
Hahaha yess! Well, you're a villain. You must gloat. Make him do your bidding and destroy stuff! Also have him dance for your amusement.
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>>29914434
Ask him for relationship advice. Everyone we know is either an idiot or crazy, and this guy probably knows Rena personally-ish.
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>>29914434
Send him to prison!....oh wait...
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>>29914434
>I: "... Are you going to let me go or are you going to just stand there smiling?"
"I am obliged to do villainy things first.


uuuuuuuuh.
How are you at Mario Kart?"
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>>29914508
>Go attack some some skyscrapers or something with his fire powers.
9/11 was a hero's job
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>>29914434
Does this mean that... you control him now?
GO ON A VILLAINOUS RAMPAGE!
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>>29914434
Only if he takes the rest of the day off.
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>>29914483
This.
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>>29914434
make him buy us a drink

and some shoes

NICE SHOES
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>>29914434
wait do we need his signature for the official win or what?

if not then i hope he likes the monster world.
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>>29914434
"Ignis! Make funny faces!"
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>>29914434
Also, tell him to fork over some cash for repairing our wands. That shit's going to be expensive.
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>>29914485
Haha! Free friend, let's go drinking.

Then we get drunk and unload all of our problems onto him because Rena isn't around...including our problems regarding Rena.
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lets not be to big a dick, he was a pretty good sport about the fight. I mean do some token villainy thing with him, but nothing to public or humiliating.

unless there is an established custom for this situation, then we should just do that.
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>>29914434
Realise you need your Batons to unsummon him properly.

Guess you're stuck with us until we fix them, Hero Boy.
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>>29914578
IGNIS HOW DO I GIRLFRIEND
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>>29914578
yes. unload ALL problems onto him, drunkenly.
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>>29914530
That's far too villainy yet at the same time not villainy enough. If you're going to that length you just need to play Mario Party, not Mario Kart.
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>>29913302
I want to tongue-punch her fart-box.
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>>29914614
Mario Party for money.
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>>29914614
eh, just figure she and Rena could use a third who isn't Robomaid.

That... didn't work out so well last time.
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>>29914434
... have a drink with him?
I dunno... he's your minion now.

have Rena come over and say you found a hot guy for her?

cook using him?
I dunno, <Insert funny here>
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>>29914434
Demand stuff from his inventory.

Loooot!
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>>29914578
"IGNIS

HELP ME SEDUCE RENA

NO I DON'T KNOW HOW YOU WOULD GO ABOUT DOING THAT

NOT MY PROBLEM"
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>>29914636
That shit never goes well, last time I tried that we bet $5 per star over you to the winner. I think I lost $30 and also got in a fight.
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>>29914434
Let's have a barbecue! Invite the monsters that he destroyed and get some meat from a local meat market.
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>>29914659
Oh my god

He's like a portable stove that you can talk to
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Could we compel him to enter the hero's guild, since he is normally a hero, and then burn it down?

That has to be at least a free rank up!
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Rolled 57

>>29914434
Quit the Heroes and become my minion.

And come drink with me.
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"No. You are my summon now, matchlight. Now, destroy things!"

>Against his will Ignis begins burning down things. Again, nothing that would kill anyone but enough to cause quite a bit of destruction. He does far more damage than any of her summons could do.

"Mwahahaha! Fear the Monster Maestro! Even an A-Class Hero is no match for me!"

Ah...
This fight is missing something.

>Monster Maestro hears someone approaching. She turns and sees a girl in a hoodie that looks quite similar to Rena if not for the brown hair and lack of freckles.

???: "Hey there, Monster Maestro. Ignis. HQ sent me over. Man, can't believe you got taken down, Iggy. She's just a C-Class."

I: "She did some summoning shenanigans!"

???: "Haha, yeah. I understand. Hey, listen. Let go of him and I'll kill you quickly."

Isn't that Anti-Hero? She's only a C-Class.
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>>29914717
>That has to be at least a free rank up!
Nah, that happens at least three times a week.
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>>29914722
Literally kill her. Immediately.
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>>29914722
Oh.
Oh dear.
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>>29914722
Summon the demon from her eye.
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>>29914722
Oh shit. GO IGNIS, BLAST ANTI-HERO INTO ASHES
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>>29914722
aw shit. Don't deal with anti-hero. She's a killer.

use ignis and retreat.
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>>29914722
sic ignis on her

haul ass out of there
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>>29914722
RUUUUNN
ALSO THERE ARE WAYS YOU CAN TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS BUT WHATEVER RUUUUUUUUUUUUUNN
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Rolled 80

>>29914722
"Oh, right, you're that psychopath who kills villains. Listen, it'd be two-on-one here and I'm not as depraved as you are. Just leave now and things don't have to get... um... heated? Is that a thing? Minion, make a pun!"
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>>29914722
Attack without mercy. Seriously, blow her the fuck away, unsummon Ignis, and run.
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>>29914722
RUN, LET IGNI FIGHT HER! JUST RUN OR FLY!

JUST GET OUT OF THERE NOW!
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>>29914722
Anti-Hero... didn't she supposedly have a demon in her head? Maybe it's giving her power. Summon her, and if that doesn't work, summon her demon.
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Rolled 1, 1, 1 = 3

>>29914722
Sick ignis on her
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>>29914722
DANGER WILL ROBINSON
This girl is like the anti Monster Maestro.

ZERO COMPUNCTION ABOUT THE KILLING
THE KILLING OF YOU

This could go very very badly.
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>>29914740
We're going to have an army by the end of this.
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>>29914722
summon the monster in her brain.

Demons are monsters.

I mean, it worked on ignis.
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>>29914722
Get the fuck out of there.
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>>29914722
Flee and call Rena, get her to remind AH that you're on the list of people she can't kill.
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>>29914722
"Haha! Flee while you can Hero, you can not defeat me... at least not without attacking your own friend first!"

And then hide behind Ignis. Best plan.
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>>29914740
>>29914767
>>29914774
The day MM realized her powerset is completely broken.
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>>29914722
Summon the demon out of his eye.

Well, first use Ignis to distract him while you summon your batons.
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>>29914722
Cry to her about Rena. She and Rena are friends
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>>29914769
You had one job
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>>29914722
Run, run you fools.

Also, try to summon the monster in her.
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>>29914722
"Aren't you a crazy serial killer? No one in their right mind would surrender to you."

She has demonic powers, doesn't she? Maybe your monster control abilities work on her. If not completely, then enough to keep her demonic murderlust in check.
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>>29914722
...Summon the demon in her eye
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>>29914722
... ask her why she was't invited to Rena's S-Class rank up celebration?
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"wait what, Jesus Christ kid is Murder your first response to everything?"

oh god, she's c class because she murders everyone who she fights, she's much stronger than her rank would imply. she will kill you if given the chance.
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>>29914791
Well, the demon summoning thing is worth a shot, but I've got a feeling it can't work.

Technically it's likely to be unsummonable because it has a host. A willing host. To have any power over it you'd have to know its true name .
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>>29914822
Terrible idea
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How about summoning Anti-Hero and leaving the demon in her body
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>>29914861
The best idea.
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>>29914862
>implying Anti Hero isn't the true monster and the demon isn't deeply distresed by all the shit Anti Hero has done.
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"Aren't you a crazy serial killer? No one in their right mind would surrender to you."

AH: "I'm not... I'm not a serial killer. I only go after punks like you. Now, let him go."

"Hmm... Fine. Ignis, go... AND ATTACK HER!"

>She sends Ignis out to fight Anti-Hero as she flees the battlefield. Heroes like Anti-Hero just aren't worth messing with.
>Once she's a safe distance away she watches the battle.

>Even though Ignis is an A-Class he's having a bit of difficulty keeping Anti-Hero down. He doesn't seem to be using his full power but even the blasts that do hit her seem to do nothing.
>After a few minutes Anti-Hero drops to the ground, clutching at her eyepatch.

I: "Anti-Hero..? Anti-Hero, calm down. She's gone. It's just me, Ignis. I-"

>Before he can reply Anti-Hero screams. Her eyepatch falls to the ground and from her head emerges a massive demon. It shoots out and---

Oh my god.

She killed him.
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>>29914722
I have a feeling things are about to go pear-shaped. And not just for us. I mean a demonic rampage.
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>>29914911
YOU ARE FLYING TOO SLOW
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>>29914862
>>29914891
These look fun

By the way, since Bridgette is part monster herself, can't her dad, like, recreate her or something? He's the origin of monsters and stuff
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>>29914911
FLY, YOU FOOL!
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>>29914911
OH NO IGNIS, I'M SORRY
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>>29914911
...

That

Uh

Maybe you should report her to the Hero Association. I don't think she's a hero anymore.
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>>29914911
NOPENOPENOPENOPE

We are flying, we are moving, we are not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.
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>>29914911
FLEE FASTER
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>>29914911
FLY AWAAAAY

also JESUS CHRIIIIST.

try summoning ignis again. Maybe he'll be alive this time.
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>>29914911
TAKE CONTROL OF THAT GOD DAMN THING RIGHT NOW, FUCK THAT, IT NEEDS TO BE STOPPED OR CONTROLLED OR SOME SHIT
HOLY CRAP.
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Rolled 2, 4, 3 = 9

>>29914911
Call Rena you adorable fool
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I feel like summoning the demon is definitely a really bad idea, now. So how do we make her not-evil?
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>>29914911
WHAT IS THE FASTEST THING YOU CAN TURN INTO?! TURN INTO THAT! RUN AWAY!
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>>29914911
I TOLD YOU SIS I TOLD YOU ABOUT THE DEMONS.
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>>29914911
Holy shit time to get the fuck out of Dodge
You should probably report to the Hero's Association through Rena or something that this bitch is completely crazy
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>>29914911
Is he really dead? Resummon him, he could've returned to hell after dying.
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>>29914911
oh shit

RUN NIGGA RUN! GTFO! hide under the bed! They'll never find you there!
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>>29914911
Oh god, call Rena, call your brother, call MM+; just SOMEBODY because you're going to be killed by this psycho.
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WAIT! summons return to where they were summoned from. ignis just had a weird experience.
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>>29914911
Fuck. Go get the heavy hitting heroes that are hanging out with Rena, they really need to put this girl down once and for all.
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>>29914966
This. If he's an Elemental it might have just sent him back to his plane like your own monsters.
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>>29914911
Don't panic! The monsters that you summon don't die permanently when they're destroyed, right? Maybe try summoning him again.

We'll need to call someone for help. This strikes me as a disaster in the making, if it doesn't qualify as a disaster already. Try calling some high-level heroes on your communicator, tell them what's happening.

If Anti-Hero is about to attack you, then as a last resort, try saying "Is this what Rena would want?" It might make her hesitate for at least a little while.
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>>29914911
So. Demons are monsters, right?

And the demon in her... eye? Just killed that A-class hero you summoned. Basically what I'm getting at here is... upgrade!

You'll use the power better than she apparently does, look she can barely control herself. You'll take a (crazy) hero off the streets, get stronger, and fewer people will die. Win/win/win.
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>>29914971
the power of love conquers all.

too bad MMA already has MG.
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>>29914911
He... he was just a summon, right? So he'll just be unsummoned, not... not...?
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>>29914911
Flee, Flee as fast as you can and hope you can summon him later.
Don't think about how your this is your first kill via manipulation.
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>>29915035
Let's get Rena a harem.
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>>29914911
And this is why you should never drink and summon...
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>>29914911
Resummon Ignis.

Banish Demon.
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>>29914911
you know, i kinda wonder what would happen if the new QB recruits anti hero.
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>>29914911
SUMMON HIM OUT OF THERE....too late?
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Bridg just ranked up big time didn't she....
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>>29914911
Drop the summon in case he's not totally dead yet.
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Rolled 91

>>29914911
Since we summoned him, he'll just... dematerialize back to the Hero Association. Right? Right!?

...fuck. Call Rena and have her get in touch with Sparkle.
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>>29914911
Well, he was your summon. Maybe he was just banished back to his original realm about 10 blocks from you.
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I forget, where did AH get the demon in her eye?

was it from that weird cloaked guy that murder death killed QOTW?
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>>29915098
probably, Beat an A rank hero, made him rampage and blow up most of the city, then proceeded to accidently get him killed by a lowly C class HERO
thats hilarious, humiliating, and definitely probably one of the most villianous things ever.
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>Monster Maestro tries to resummon Ignis but nothing happens.
>She sees Anti-Hero look up at her.

>She flies as fast as she fucking can out of there.
>However, her form has a time limit, and after 8 more minutes she's forced to land and turn back into her normal form. She runs into an alleyway and hides behind a building.

AH: "Villain... I killed your friend. Where are youuuuuu~?"

Oh god oh god oh god.
She's crazy.
She's worse than sis.
Fuck, where the hell is my... Oh god he burnt off my pocket. I don't have my cell!

AH: "I know you're here... I can smell you. Come out. Your death will be quick."

Should I... Should I try and summon that thing out of her?
What if it goes crazy without a host and kills everything?
What if I can't control it and it kills me?

AH: "Come out, Villain~"
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>>29915130
always been there.
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>>29914911
Get your batons!
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>>29915144
It's already out of control. Can't you banish demons?
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>>29915144
summon your sister
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>>29915144
Shift into an invisible monster with levitations (ghosts) and fly away~
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>>29915144
Summon the daemon. If we do that, the other heroes have to take care of it, and we can flee.
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>>29915144
Oh shit, turn into a spider! It's pretty easy to hide as a spider.
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>>29915144
poor bridget
;_;
summon it out of her and summon a bunny, then proceed to put the demon in the bunny.
bunnies can't simply proceed to kill shit hard, so it works
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Rolled 7

>>29915144
Cry.

Try and summon the Demon out of her. Maybe separating will stun them both.

And we H-

We killed an A-rank, even indirectly.

We're going to rank up from this shit.

...we need to quit the Villains.
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Rolled 1, 8, 4 = 13

>>29915144
>Should I... Should I try and summon that thing out of her?
Try it
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>>29915144
Summon Anti-Hero
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>>29915144
Do it. Good luck.
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>>29915144
oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit oh shit
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>>29915144
Summon it.
She'll kill you if you don't, anyway.
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>>29915144
summon the demon into a dumpster.

then RUN.
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>>29915144
Summon it. You can control it.

You are the Monster Maestro. There may be things that you can't beat in a straight fight, but when you face a monster, know no fear. They MUST kneel.

You can do this.
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>>29915144
SUMMON IT, DO IT BRIDGETTE. IT'S THE ONLY WAY YOU CAN WIN
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>>29915144
It's kind of already out of control so it's a question of whether you want it out of control inside her or outside of her.
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>>29915144
Summon a small, very fast creature and use it to send a message. Maybe some sort of glowing fairy creature. Send it to Rena's house or one of your family members and tell them that Anti-Hero has gone off the deep end.
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>>29915144
How much time before you can change back and continue to get the fuck away from this possessed psycho
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>>29915144
Dude you can do it. It's in your blood. If that kid out there could have controlled that thing for as long as she did, you can do it for AT LEAST long enough to deal with it.

Look what you already did today, you summoned and controlled an A-class hero -without- your batons, on your first try. You're stronger than you think.

Less optimistically, do you really have a choice.

Alternatively, what would Rena do?
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>>29915222
>tell them that Anti-Hero has gone off the deep end
"Why is MM writing me to say that Anti-Hero is acting normally?"
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>>29915144
summon Antihero?
not sure if that would work or not.
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>>29915181
Rabbit_of_Caerbannog.png
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>>29915144
Time to get in contact with the villain association. We have a maniac on the loose.
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>>29915222
Supporting the messenger idea, once we summon the demon it's going to be far beyond our control
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>>29915144
Summon your batons first!

Also once you summon it immediately banish it.
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>>29915144
I'm really hoping Ignis is just out of range or something.
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>>29915249
Okay, then how about a chicken? A chicken couldn't possibly be an effective embodiment of evil.
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>>29915276
Ignis is dead and we killed him
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>>29915276
nope ignus just died and MM is gonna need therapy badly.
she should go chill with rena and just be sad and get hugs and stuff.
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>>29915144
Summon a harmless, immobile monster.
Summon the demon inside AH and have it appear inside the harmless monster.
There, you bought yourself some time. Maybe.
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>>29915144
Run...run oh god run just keep running and don't look back. Run run run run she killed a hero, she killed another hero and laughed. Screw this. Get to the villains association, hell, go to the cops. You can break out of jail later. Hell, run TOO the hero association and throw yourself on their mercy. Tell them wha the fuck just happed, holy fuck shit RUN
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>>29915290
it was a group effort damn it!
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>>29915289
Assorted Zelda games would disagree.
>>
SUMMON THAT DEMON

BANISH IT

CLAIM SELF DEFENSE LATER
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>>29915316
Why the hell would there be a harmless immobile monster?
>What I'm really scared of is something that can't harm me or even move
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>>29915316
What about one of those Japanese creatures that looks like a baby with an old man's face? That should be pretty harmless, right?
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>>29915335
how about a flumf?
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>>29915144
In the future, Bridgette really has to get a habbit of getting people's numbers
At least Sparkle's
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>>29915316
... giant undead seasponge?

evil giant clam?

Sea urchin of Malice?
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>>29915144
You have to dismiss the Monster inside of her.

Or summon it, let it go out of control and kill Anti Hero as well as anyone and everyone nearby.
I mean, you DID get Ignis killed after all. You already have one death on your conscious, why not add a few more to numb the pain?.
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That's right. I am the Monster Maestro! If there is anyone in this world who can control the demon it's me!

>Monster Maestro leaves her hiding spot and runs out to fight Anti-Hero. The Hero smiles at Monster Maestro and begins her attack.
>At the same time Monster Maestro calls upon her powers and rips the demon out of Anti-Hero's skull. The Hero opens her mouth in a soundless scream and drops to the ground.
>It works, though. Standing before her is the demon that took out Ignis. It glares at her, seemingly amused by her actions.

???: "Impressive, mortal. But who do you think you are to try and control me? I am a demon of the dark. I have killed many that were far more powerful than you and that was when I was contained within this fool. What makes you think you will fare better?"

"Because I am not like the others you fought! I'm the daughter of the very origin of monsters!"
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>>29915330
i still have nightmares about them chickens, holy crap.
do a snail guys, worst that happens is lich shenanigans from Adventure time and that only worked because the lich is super old and retardedly smart, and he lost to a literal retard.
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In before MM gets Mami'd
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>>29915289
Terry Goodkind disagrees with you.
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>>29915380
and now:

UNSUMMON!
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>>29915380
Please please please don't die Bridgette.
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>>29915380
make it bring you some shoes... nice shoes!
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>>29915380
throw a rock, and use a spray bottle
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>>29915380
Sumon Rena. If that doesn't work, unsummon that motherfucker and send it back to its hell.
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>>29915409
>it warps to literal heaven cause its a fallen angel
>literally all of reality falls apart because MM didn't think things through.
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>>29915380
Congratulations on your shiny new Killcount: 1
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>>29915380
"I'M THE FUCKING MONSTER MAESTRO!"

>She orders the demon to kill itself.
>It struggles to resist but how can any monster disobey the Maestro?
>It stabs itself in the neck and soon vanishes, going back to whatever pit it crawled out of.

>Where it stood lays Anti-Hero. She's on the floor, groaning in pain.
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>>29915459
she's probably not dead!
shut up!
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>>29915380
Did...did we just kill Anti Hero? Oh god this demon is going to kill you. Banish it, Banish it before it can possess or eat you.
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>>29915380
Can you summon your own Dad? I think he'll be rather pissed with someone trying to harm his daughter.
Then again, he may have a different set of values than the norm.
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>>29915467
poke AH with your foot
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>>29915380
>I'm the daughter of the very origin of monsters!
Wait, you're related to that demon?
>>29915467
Vomit on Anti-Hero. This is her punishment.
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>>29915467
Take her to the police. She killed Ignis.
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>>29915467
Punch AH for good measure
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>>29915467
huh, well.
Fuck.

What do we do with her?
nurse her back to health?
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>>29915467
Get her to some medical attention.
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>>29915467
Are there any phones or bystanders nearby? If not, go over to her and look for her communicator. Call someone to look after her.
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>>29915467
Call an ambulance for her
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>>29915467
Badass!

Now steal her stuff. Loot is your privilege. Like, take her phone and stuff. I bet she has valuable intel on the hero organization.
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>>29915467
Engage life-check procedure!
>Retrieve stick
>poke body with stick
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>>29915467
Call 911, it's the least you can do.
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>>29915467
HOLY SHIT
just congradulate yourself on how awesome you are.
you literally just did some Demon rank shenanigans, easily.
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>>29915467
Kick her repeatedly, then call the fucking police. And the Hero Association. And Rena.

She just straight up murdered a dude for trying to do his job and getting unlucky.
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Rolled 94

>>29915380
Now, banish it to it's plane of origin.
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>>29915467
Feel her up.
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>>29915467
Use AH's communicator to call Rena and tell her you got rid of the demon in her head, oh and that she should probably pick her up.
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>>29915467
Call Rena or any Hero. We got an unconscious hero killing Anti-Hero for pick up here.
Do not approach her.
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Rolled 59

>>29915467
...fuck.

Administer first aid.

"Just... hold on, okay? I'm new at this. You're alive, so that's good. Just... please don't die, all right? I don't need Sparkle up my ass..."
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>>29915467
YESSSSS

Call Anti-Hero a shithead and just leave. Time to go home and repair your batons.
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>>29915467
YOU
ARE
AWESOME!

also call an ambulance for AH.
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>>29915467
Yell at AH and ask her what the fuck is wrong with her
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>>29915526
I support this action wholeheartedly.
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>>29915552
>Sparkle up my ass
~~~
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There's no way Bridg isn't at least A rank from this
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Transform into a tentacle monster and wake her up
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>>29915467
I think you're done here. Stride off triumphantly, like a boss.

Staying to help isn't going to get you any extra villain cred, and a bit of a headache won't kill her.
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>>29915467
No matter what we end up doing, make sure that we remember to tell her that this totally counts as defeating her, by the way.

Don't want to end up getting cheated out of a checkmark in the W column on a technicality.
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>>29915578
>indirectly murder a hero
>destroy another's source of power and weaken her forever!

Bridgette is S ranked, I can see it now
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>>29915467
Congradulations! In one day, you, a simple C-class villain, terrorized a bar, took control of an A-ranked Hero, led him to his death, and took away the powers of the hero that kills any Villain she meets.

Enjoy the rank up and your first blood.
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Bridgett deserves a Rena head pat.
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>>29915618
>>29915614
nooo

it's not murder

it's manslaughter TOPS
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>>29915467
Oh fuck, couldn't you just summon MM+? Why are you afraid of her? She's like the weakest villain in your family now!
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>>29915467
Go find Rena. We desperately need some hugs.
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>>29915467

Kick Anti-Hero in the stomach, then depart.
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>>29915536
>>29915543
>>29915581
Summon a tentacle monster to search her body.
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>>29915636
Monster Master
Rank A
Control over monsters of all kinds, ability to summon monsters
Notes: Known to kill heroes; pedantic
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>>29915646
why would MM kill her own sister?

summoning half of MM+ is very brutal.
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>>29915636
Yeah.

It's totally just manslaughter.

And I'm sure that's what she'll be repeating to herself as she sobs into her pillow.
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>>29915686
"I didn't murder him I manslaughtered him" actually makes it sound worse
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>>29915686
>implying AH won't swear revenge on Bridgette
>goes rogue over it if she'll have to
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>>29915686
Maybe Rena could lend her her pillow fort until she comes to turn with it.
They can even play games together while that happens, and it's not like Rena's risking any more rank ups at this point.
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Normally we're supposed to either kill the Hero or just let them go... But I think this is a special case.

>She goes and checks up on Anti-Hero. The girl is still quite alive. She rifles through her pockets and takes her cellphone.
>Using it she makes a quick call to the Hero Association and tells them everything that happened. She hangs up and lets Anti-Hero's phone drop to the ground.
>The girl is awake now and she looks at the floor, blood pouring out of her empty eye socket.

"Maybe this will teach you to not use a monster against a real monster."

AH: "I'm sorry... I'm so sorry..."

"..."

>Bridgette leaves the field. She's done with villainy for the day. Her thoughts are troubled by the death of that Hero. She didn't cause it directly but...
>She leans against the wall as she feels herself about to throw up.

>A small robot flies down.

?: "Congratulations on your villainy. You have earned a new rank and $550,000"

>It hands her a piece of paper. Bridgette is now A-Class Rank 20.

Wow... I bumped up two whole classes...

?: "Commit more villainy in the name of the Villain's Association."

>The robot flies away leaving Bridgette alone with her thoughts.

I wonder if this is how sis felt after she...
Bluh. I wish that bar hadn't been destroyed.
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>>29915686
Bridgette didn't kill him. The demon did. If there's a lesson to be learned from this, it's "be careful when dealing with murderous demons".
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go see rena an hug it out.
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>>29915740
Go to Rena's house and tell her you rose two ranks and totally didn't kill Ignis
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>>29915740
man.

Go be sad. That did NOT go as planned.

I mean geez, she killed ignis after you released control.

Go lean on rena for emotional support.


AH: decide indipendantly to go lean on rena for emotional support at the same time.
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>>29915740
Let's go give Rena a visit, maybe buy her a hat on the way there?
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>>29915740
Go get something for that poor girl's eye. Who knows what this could do to her? You don't willingly kill, and you will feel like shit if some other villain shows up and kills her, or it gets infected.
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>>29915740
Go find Rena and hug her. That's better than any alcohol, and you know it.
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>>29915740
Find a shoulder to cry on

Like, oh, I dunno... Rena?
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>>29915740
Go to a liquor store and buy something fancy.
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Rolled 4, 10, 6 = 20

>>29915740
Summon a tiny eye monster to replace AH eye.
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>>29915785
No if we go near alcohol this will all happen over again
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Rolled 66

>>29915740
"Reconsider our choice in vocation."
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>>29915786
this. If possible.
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>>29915740
Oh my god Big Boss is playing both sides against eachother.

Rena and Bridgette are totally going to talk about how their leaders are just robots that look like they have monocles.
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>>29915740
"Where the fuck did you even get that thing?"
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>>29915740
I'm honestly surprised we didn't beat the crap out of AH for that.

I guess we just go home and recuperate now
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>>29915740
Try re-summoning Ignis.

Wonder why we actually feel so bad about him dying.
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>>29915796
It should be fine if we aren't being villainy, just buy alcohol like a normal person to drown your sorrows.
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>>29915786
World's most adorable Beholder?
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>>29915740
Just puke out the sadness

Like a fucking dragon

Or go find Rena
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>>29915740
Oh geez. Do you think you're really ready for the big leagues just because you got lucky with some Hero being weak to your powers?
Let's go find a liquor store and waste some of that 550k on forgetting this horrible day ever happened.
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>>29915740
There's other bars. And you have money. Go get dru- reasonably intoxicated.
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>>29915815
>Big Boss is a child and we are his action figures, fighting and dying solely for his amusement.
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>>29915740
Oh and tell your sister about this too.
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>>29915845

This isn't just one, we can oneshot a sizable number of heroes and villains and the rest we can fight with a sizable number of summoned heroes villains.
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>>29915740
Alright, what the hell was that thing? What is this villain's association even doing? Do they have an actual reason for going around breaking and murdering things? And how the hell are they even getting funded?

I mean fuck, people are going out and dying for supped up lite-brites.
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>>29915845
we could just rob the liquor store
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>>29915858
Sister?
No, talk to dad about this

We might want to know what it was we just dealt with.

Dad would know
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>>29915740
You're moving up in the world, and it only took killing off an A-ranked hero to do so!

...Say, what is your sister's rank? I know she's A-rank, but did you pass her with this act of villainy?
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Fuck it. I'm going to buy all the booze and then go bother Rena. That should cheer me up.

>>29915846
I'm not going to get drunk. I'm going to get fucking wasted. I don't even want to remember this day.

>As Bridgette walks along to find the nearest liquor store she feels someone tug on her dress. She turns and sees a short person in some kind of... Cat cloak?

???: "Hello there."

"... Hi."

???: "I couldn't help but notice you were feeling down. Was it because of that fight? I know killing must have hurt, even if it wasn't exactly your fault..."

What?

"That's none of your business."

>She walks away.

???: "I can make it so you never have to worry about killing again.

"Stop following me."

???: "I can give you amazing powers."

"No."

???: "How about finally getting the attention of someone who's been ignoring you?"

"..."

>Bridgette stops.

"Who are you?"

???: "My name is not important. What I can offer is. Would you like to form a contract with me?"
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>>29915921
flee!
Again!
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>>29915921
"What happens if I say no?"
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Rolled 1, 6, 6 = 13

>>29915921
So...what kind of contract?
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>>29915921
Run. This thing killed Queen of the World when she refused to contract with it.
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>>29915921
Sure, take the contract.
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>>29915921
"gonna need a lawyer to look it over "
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>>29915921
DON'T DO IT BRIDGETTE

DON'T DO ITTTTTT

JUST RUNNNNNN
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>>29915921
Are you like a snakeoil salesman? Form a contract and fall in love like voodoo? Look, here's some change, just leave me alone.
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>>29915921

"I'll take your true name and your soul for not punching you in the damned face."
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>>29915921
Real fucking classy, trying to get us when we're emotionally fucked. Tell him to go away, we need to get VERY wasted right now and go try to ineptly seduce the girl we love.
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>>29915921
Accept no contracts without reading the fine print.
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>>29915921
Call dad, mom told you about these Contractors ever since you were young.
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>>29915921
NO, DON'T TAKE THE CONTRACT, THAT IS EXTREMELY BAD MM
YOU NEED TO GO NOW!
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>>29915921
You've had a long day. You don't want to deal with this crap until you've at least had a couple of bottles of liquor consumed.
Til then, this guy can fuck off.
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>>29915921
I fucking knew the cat would show up within the next few posts...

"Could we reschedule this? I'm planning on getting wasted and forgetting this entire day, and I'd rather accept the contract on another day where I'd at least remember my end of the deal."
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>>29915921
Might want to make sure it doesn't involve selling your soul to the devil or something like that.
Make sure to not deny it outright however, this guy is shady and killed Queen of the World when she refused.
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>>29915921
...shitshitshitshit

No more madness today, tell him you just need to drink away the memories of the last hour and just want to wake up tomorrow with a hangover and the only knowledge of today gleamed from a newspaper. You are done right now. Death, pain, and now shady deals? This day never happened
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>>29915921
Dude's obviously homeless. Toss him a five and tell him to stop bothering you. Point him to a homeless shelter or whatever.
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>>29915921
try to summon him
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Magical Monster Girl Bridgette x Magical Vampire Rena
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>>29915921
Contract? What is it, some kind of demon? Fuck that noise, you're the Maestro of Monsters, you're not going to contract powers from some shitty demon. You take them when you want them, as is your bloodright.

Mutter "I'm not drunk enough for this shit...."
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>>29915921
Oh fuck

Agree. It's that or you die.

Or you could say that you're going to get completely wasted so you it's not like you'd remember agreeing to any contract or even what they look like. Tell them to come back tomorrow or something.
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>>29915921
Bridgette, you don't need some weirdo's "help" to let Rena know about your girlboner for her. You can do that yourself just fine by getting wasted and drunk dialing her
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>>29915921
"...yes. Because nothing can possibly go wrong with taking an unspecified contract with a random stranger who won't reveal their name, nor their face, for unspecified terms and an unspecified duration.

I'm going to go get very drunk now, and I'd like you to walk away."
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>>29915921
Can you summon a monster discreetly? Summon something to watch what happens here and send for help if necessary. This is a very dangerous person.

To stall for time, ask what the details of the contract are. If he tries to be vague about it, keep asking questions and acting like you're interested.
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make sure you get it in writing
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"I'm not drunk enough for this shit... Just... Go away. I'm having a bad day and I don't want to deal with this right now."

???: "I'm afraid I can't do that. I've offered it so you really should take it. Or else."

"Or else what?"

???: "I'll kill you."

>>29915956
...
Yeah, this dude is giving me some serious bad vibes. And I live with the Origin of Monsters.

>As Bridgette turns to flee she hears the sound of metal scraping against concrete. Her superior reflexes allow her to dodge the first incoming attack and fly away in her bat form.

>She is not quite so lucky with the second attack.

>The thing sends something flying at her and Bridgette can feel a part of herself cut away.

???: "Do not run."
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>>29916064
rena:
save bridgette
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Rolled 7, 10, 1 = 18

>>29916064
Accept the deal
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>>29916064
Cover your escape with MONSTERS.

See if one of them can pull his hood down or something, I dunno.
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>>29916064
Call Dad.

It doesn't matter if you don't have your phone, he's the Origin of Monsters. You're a monster, and you're in pain.

Keen for him.
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>>29916064
YOUR LEG, OH FUCK
YOU CAN'T RUN, TAKE THE CONTRACT OR YOU DIE.
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>>29916064
Why is everything happening to you today
Try and desummon him. Accept the contract if the alternative is death because surely the contract can't be worse than death.
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>>29916064
>>29916081
Yeah I think this might be worth summoning your dad.
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Summon your dad. You need him.
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>>29916080
Just keep summoning monsters and beg for aid from your dad.
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>>29916064
WE'RE NOT RUNNING, WE'RE FLYING.

TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT THINGS.

>>29915664
>Notes: Known to kill heroes; pedantic
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Rolled 4, 5, 9 = 18

>>29916064
Ask to see his face before accepting the deal
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>>29916081
>>29916064
>>29916097
Save me dad mode engaged?
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>>29916064
BETTER TAKE THAT CONTRACT, SISTER. YOU AIN'T LONG FOR THIS WORLD, OTHERWISE.
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>>29916064
just start negotiation

"verbal or written agreement?"
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>>29916064
You're not running you're flying! Keep, uh, doing that. Ignore the missing... foot.

Look we can get that fixed I'm pretty sure okay but later. Yeah.
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>>29916064
WHAT IN THE FUCK!
god damn it summon your dad or some shit, he should probably be able to whoop the shit out of him.
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>>29916064
...fuck.

Run the fuck away. Duck, move, dodge, weave, just fucking RUN.
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call for help! just use bat powers to emit sonic yell
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>>29916102
>>29916064
FLYING ISN'T RUNNING
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>>29916108
'COURSE, YOU AIN'T LONG FOR THIS WORLD ENNYWAY, WITH A CONTRACT OVER YER HEAD.
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>>29916064
Don't do it, call for help, you feelings will get through
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>>29916064
Are you actually getting away? You may have to accept.
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>>29916064
WHAT'S YOUR FUCKING PROBLEM
YOU KEEP MAKING OFFERS YET YOU KILL PEOPLE THAT REFUSE THEM
IF YOU'RE A MANIAC THEN JUST ACT LIKE ONE, DON'T FUCK AROUND
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>call for help
>rena appears
>rena is immediately cut in half
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>>29916064
Call Rena

Call Dad

Call Magical Girl Sparkle

Call Cynthia

Fuck it just call everyone
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just take the fucking deal

do you want Bridg to die?
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>>29916157
Is she does, can we have comfort cuddles with MM+?
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>>29916064
You need to make it look like you're dead, without actually being dead. Is there any monster ability that would let you survive being cut in half?
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>>29916147
>implying rena wouldn't stone QB to death
>implying it wouldn't be glorious.
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Never mind dad, he's only A rank, summon big brother, he'll help his sister.
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>>29916157
It's almost like you want Rena to wake up to Bridgette eating her arm.
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>>29916198
Dad can't die, though
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>>29916147
Funny thing is, I think she'd survive that, being a no-weakness vampire.

Actually come to think of it, aren't vampires immortal except for their weaknesses? Is Rena just straight up impossible to kill now?
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>Bridgette keeps flying as hard as she can but the loss of blood is getting to her. It's already bad enough what Rena did to her but this wound sure isn't helping.
>In desperation she calls out for her father.

"Dadddddyyyy!"

>He appears, breaking into the dimension at her cry. Two attacks hit him but they deal no damage.

g̷̨͝o̸͜,̧̢̨ ̴̡͠d̢̡́͢͜a̶͞͞ú̕͞͝g̷̡̛͡h͠ţ̡̛̛̀é̶̛r̵͘͘.̸̢̡͢ ̴͡͠Ì̴̛̕͠ ̶̵̢͟w̷̶̵͝i̴͡͞l̛͝l̀́͟͠ ͏̴͢p̕͜͞͡r̷̀͢o̷̧͢t̀͘é͘͞c̷̸͟͏҉t̴̨̀ ͟͡y͜͝o̶̸̕͘͠ų̷̶̡͘.҉̛͡

>Bridgette continues flying. She lands on a nearby rooftop and watches the fight from there.
>It is rare that her dad fights without the help of Monster Matriarch and it's clear why.
>Without her to channel his power everything he touches is corrupted.
>Whatever the creature is he is no match for the very Origin of Monsters.
>It takes only a moment before the sheer power from Monster overwhelms the hooded figure. He lays on the ground but just as suddenly as he had appeared he vanishes.
>The Monster leaves as well. Any longer in this realm and it would begin to fall apart.

What... the fuck... was that..?
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>summon MMA
>MMA gets shit beaten out of him
>sparkle shows up
>A CAT IS TRYING TO MAKE PEOPLE MAKE CONTRACTS?
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>>29916214
"Oh. You're awake."
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>>29916228
Pretty sure she isn't a true vampire, yo.
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>>29916214
so she'll gain an affinity for finger food, better than her being dead
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>>29916230
"Thanks dad, I love you."
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>>29916230
Cry, whine, whimper, beg Daddy to make it better, then pass the hell out.
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>>29916230
give dad a hug and thank him for saving us from stranger danger
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Rolled 8, 4, 2 = 14

>>29916230
Hug him
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>>29916230
Fly to Rena's house and cry on her
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>>29916230
Fuck, just stay in one place. Your dad probably told your mom where you were, let's just try to staunch the worst of your blood flow. I need you to tear off some of your uniform and tight it very tightly above the stump to stop the blood from flowing.
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>>29916230
Yeah, whatever. So much shit happened you shouldn't even care anymore
Go drinking
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>>29916230
Make a note to get him some REALLY nice gifts for Father's Day.

I'd say his birthday as well, but pretty sure he's as old as time.
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>>29916230
Can you turn into anything with regenerative powers at all?
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>>29916230
Dude, you nearly died twice tonight. Go buy stupid amounts of alcohol buy 20 McDoubles and get wasted in Rena's apartment.
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>>29916230
just do something about your leg.
it's off.
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>>29916230
Best Dad.

Go to Cynthia's villain lair, get your leg fixed up and tell her what happened. This should pique her interest.
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>>29916260
>>29916262
>The Monster leaves as well. Any longer in this realm and it would begin to fall apart.
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>>29916230
I'd say it's drinking time, but that's probably not the best plan when you're missing a leg.

If you change back to your normal form, will you still be missing your leg?
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I think we should head to Rena. MGS trusted the girl to protect her and you can do no less. Plus she is S-Rank. If anyone can proctect you from the evil Kitty of DOOOOM its her.
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>>29916230
Is there an evil doctor you can visit?
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>>29916230
GET TO RENA

DON'T PASS OUT

AS LONG AS YOU GET TO RENA, IT WILL BE FINE. MAKE SURE YOU TELL HER ABOUT THIS SHIT, IT'S GOING TO BE IMPORTANT.
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>>29916290
hug him later then
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>>29916230
Y-you do have some way to fix your leg, right?
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>>29916230
Either get to a hospital, or find a phone and call for help. Rena would help you. MGS might, too, and she'll want to know about this creature; it sounds very similar to the creature that she contracted with.
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>>29916230
dad of the millenium trophy
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Worst come to worst, fire elemental to cauterize.
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>>29916230
Get somewhere you can tend to your wounds and hide. Call everyone you know and tell them what happened.
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>>29916230
go get your leg treated
then go get really drunk
then go hang out with rena.
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Oh if you need to heal that leg I'm sure there are a few minor monsters whose sole power is regeneration. Turn into one of those.
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>>29916230
turn into a starfish monster

regrow the leg
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>>29916359
and eventually in a few years the leg will become another Bridgette?
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>>29916359
Vomit your stomach out of your mouh
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>>29916304
ha, nope.
This hurts like a bitch.

Ah, fuck... Should've kept that phone.
Need to get to a payphone.

>Bridgette is forced to turn back to normal. It seems her left leg is cut off about 4 inches below her knee. She falls over.
>The loss of blood finally gets to her.
>Bridgette passes out.
===================================

>You are now in control of Rena.
>Rena is standing in the corner of the room as she attends her own party at the Hero Association.

>She had hoped Magical Girl Sparkle would be around her help introduce her to everyone but she apparently had some things to attend to.
>Besides Rena there are only 3 other people in the room. Some creepy girl, a guy in a bear costume, and some dude wearing an army uniform.
>None of them are talking to each other and the situation is totally awkward.
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>>29916378
talk to the bear guy, you never met a furry before!
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>>29916378
attempt to chat up guy in bear uniform.
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>>29916378
I guess chat with the bear guy.
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Rolled 2, 4, 1 = 7

>>29916378
Offer the bear guy a salmon
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>>29916378
HATS FOR EVERYONE!
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>>29916378
TALK TO SIR BARRINGTON
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>>29916378
Awkward.

They prepared lasagna at least, right?
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>>29916378
You've meat the army guy before. You know how he works.

"Soldier! Status report, please. Describe your current status and that of the other troops here."
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>>29916378
Creepy girl! Army dude is a dick.
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>>29916378
Talk to the army guy. He seems like the sanest person in the room.
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>>29916378
Hit on the creepy girl.
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>>29916378
>bridgette senses tingle
GO EAT SOME MOTHA FUKIN CAKE!
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>>29916378
So Rena, do you have any Rena Senses or anything to tell when things are going horribly wrong?
If not let's talk to the creepy girl, since there is in no way anything that you could really help with going on.
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>>29916378
>Bridgette passed out on the sidewalk somewhere with one leg
>that picture
>that hat
>that expression
My sides, OP.
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>>29916378
Talk to them all in turn. It's just like Day 1. We can do this.
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>>29916378
Rena talk to creepy girl

Bridgette be reached by MGS who was tracking down that weird energy thing
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>>29916378
What hats are they wearing, Rena?
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>>29916378
Worry about how Bridgette is doing. She could be passed out on the sidewalk with one leg right now.
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>>29916448
>So Rena, do you have any Rena Senses or anything to tell when things are going horribly wrong?
Like, perhaps, recognizing a strangely familiar and alluring scent on the wind...?
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>>29916378
Call Bridgette
You need someone to talk to, that's not part of this freakshow that it "humanity's best"
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>>29916378
"So, uh, Sparkle? I know you said you were studying the stylish tophat, but I think I might need it to not die soon."
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>rena stands around at an awkward party for a while
>finds out afterwards that while she was doing that bridgette bled to death
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>>29916448
Huh? Rena Sense? Not really. I don't have that power. Yet.

Let's uh... See what the bear guy is up to.

>She walks up to the man in the bear costume. He looks up at her.

"Hey there. I'm Rena. Though, I guess you already know that huh? hahaha."

SB: "..."

"So... You're S-Class too, huh? Nice. What's it like?"

SB: "..."

"... Yep..."

Oh god he's so creepy.
Where's Sparkle!?
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>>29916378
Spew spaghetti

Also get a bizarre tingling sensation. Almost like... Like Bridgette is in danger.
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>>29916378
"E-everyone, l-let's have some cake, ok?"
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Rolled 2, 5, 1 = 8

>>29916513
Ask what is under his mask
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>>29916513
Talk to the Creepy girl, maybe she's better?!
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>>29916513
Ok go talk to the Army dude you know at least he'll say things back.
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>>29916513
Look up their profiles. Then try and communicate through sign language.
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>>29916378
Well...it IS a party for you. Just say thanks and tell them they can leave whenever they want.
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>>29916513
You got him a hat, didn't you? Why isn't he wearing it?! Rude.
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>>29916513
Go talk to the creepy girl, chances are she'll be the most sane of the three and you may actually be able to find out where Sparkle is from her.
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>>29916513
Let's go talk with creepy girl now.

It's not like she can be any worse than, say, Anti-Hero or something, right?
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>>29916513
Talk to the creepy girl! We already met Kernal, and he's kind of a douche.
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>>29916513
Go figure out how the creepy girl tastes!
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>>29916513
for some reason that bear face looks really familiar to me. I can't place from what, though.
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>>29916574
Afro samurai? The eyes are off though
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>>29916513
HAT. DO IT.
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>>29916513
Well you could call MGS to find out.
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>>29916513
pet him
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>>29916584
That's it! I figured out right after posting that, though.
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I think Bridgette's gonna be okay, I mean her dad knows she's in trouble, so either MM+ or MM# might pick her up
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>>29916513
If heis wearing a mask, how does he eat?
HOW DOES HE EEEEAAAAAAAAAT!?!?!?
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>>29916613
Ninja tricks.
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>>29916448
>So Rena, do you have any Rena Senses or anything to tell when things are going horribly wrong?
the closest thing Rena has to ANY kind of sense is us.

GO RENA, FLY LIKE THE WIND. YOUR NEMESIS NEEDS YOU.

Also... like... Take some kind of hero association medigun or something.
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>>29916513
....S-steal his hat- no Rena you must resist!
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>>29916546
Haha, yeah. I don't think anyone can be worse than that girl. I gotta talk to her sometime, it's been a while.
Hope she hasn't tried to kill anyone again lately. That girl needs help before she really messes up...

>>29916567
What? No. I'm done drinking blood. Totally over it. Yep...

>Rena puts a hat on his head before walking over to creepy girl. She introduces herself.

???: "Hello, Rena. We are Rider. You're going to die."

"What?"

RD: "You will someday die. And when you do... You are welcome to live on within us."

......
Yeaaaah
I'm starting to think almost all the S-Class are crazy.
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>>29916567
Yeah talk to the creepy girl, maybe you have similar tastes!
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>>29916656
All the S-Class ARE crazy. Time to go hang out with someone who isn't.
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Rolled 9, 6, 2 = 17

>>29916656
Get drunk with the army guy
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>>29916656
How do her lips taste? Try licking them.
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>>29916656
Ask if she has a command bridge where all the people control her. Like Star Trek.
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>>29916656
Uh.. go talk to the guy in uniform.
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>>29916656
"Uhhh.... so how's your day?"
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>>29916656
"Uh, thanks for the offer! That's really nice of you. Really. I'm just gonna go... go now. To say hello to everyone I mean yeah."
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>>29916656
Hold on, this is actually interesting.

"What do you mean? What happens to people when they die?"

"Have any heroes died recently?"
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>>29916656
Ask what that's like.

Afterwards maybe you can call MGS to find out why she isn't here argh.
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>>29916656
Her name's rider?

Does she have any hobbies?

Also what does she mean by that?
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>>29916656
That's... uh... wow.

Going over here now.
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>>29916656
Yes, Rena.

Though I would point out the fact that you are actively communicating with disembodied voices inside your own head. Don't be a hypocrite, yo.
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>>29916715
Be fair to Rena. We're in a lot of people's heads. We were in MM's head just now before she passed out from blood loss.

>captcha: from satinim
...from satinim-induced blood loss. Though, wasn't he Cloak Cat before?
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>>29916656
wait, so are you ghosts?
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>>29916715
It's not like Rena's the only one who can hear us, both Bridgette and Sparkle are just as crazy as she is.
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>>29916656
Did...did you just put a fez on that bear?

You are the greatest hero ever.
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>>29916750
>>29916746
That doesn't make her any less crazy. Just makes her another nutjob in a world full of nutjobs.

Sanity loss is practically a requirement for being a hero/villain.
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>>29916656
What consoles do you have within you?
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>>29916715
Hey, you guys are awesome.

"What do you mean by that..?"

RD: "The souls of dead heroes sometimes refuse to move on. I take them all. They scream for vengeance. For retribution. I am their vessel and they are the Rider. If you fall in combat you may join them and together we will cleanse the-"

"OKAY I GOTTA GO TALK TO YOU LATER."

>Rena backs right on out of there.
>She calls Magical Girl Sparkle. The girl actually picks up.

"Sparkle! You gotta help me! Everyone here is crazy and their all wearing silly hats but that doesn't make it better!"

MGS: "Rena, I can't- Stop that, I'm on the phone! I can't really uhm come over right now. Just hang on for like... Ten more minutes, okay? Give them a chance. They're all genuinely good people."

"Okay..."

>She hangs up.
>Balloon Man and a woman with a very nice figure enter the room. She walks over to the man in the bear costume and the two of them begin conversing, though Rena can't exactly hear what they're saying.
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>>29916787
attempt to decipher the secret of talking to bears.
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>>29916787
She's canoodling.
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>>29916787
Hey! Balloon man! He's a cool guy!

Thank him for the help with... uh. You can't remember his name.
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>>29916787
You know Balloon Man

Go chat
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Rolled 1, 6, 1 = 8

>>29916787
Over something bubbly to balloon man
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>>29916787
Continue distributing hats. Everyone's getting one!
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>>29916787
Go rub balloon man and see if you can make that squeaky sound
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>>29916787
Talk with Rider some more. Ask her what it's like being a ghost. We'll want to make an informed decision about our afterlife if possible.

Also ask if anyone has died recently.
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>>29916787
Smack Balloon Man
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>>29916787
Ignis is inside Rider now isn't he?
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Someone suggested Balloon man is responsible for your most recent farcial promotion to S-class

Ascertain the truth of this fact.

If true, punch him in the cock until he tells you why.
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>>29916787
Hey balloon man, he might have some elevating things to say.
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>>29916787
inform Balloon man that he is covered in spiders
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>>29916787
Hey, who knows, maybe they've just seen some shit. Those kinds of people don't ALWAYS murder stare, they can trauma stare too.
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>>29916787
>They're all genuinely good people
And apparently at least one of them is MULTIPLE good people.

>She walks over to the man in the bear costume and the two of them begin conversing, though Rena can't exactly hear what they're saying.
But the bear-mask guy was completely silent when we tried to talk to him! Maybe she's got some kind of talks-to-animals power that works on people who just look like animals too? I dunno.

Kind of mean of bear-mask to give us the silent treatment if he could've just said hi, though.
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>>29916787
...you just interrupted Sparkle getting her swerve on with MMA.

...be unsure of how to feel about that.
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>>29916837
"Does he have a farm or something? regardless i don't think he brings his chickens to a party that would be rude."
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>>29916837
What if he's into that?
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>>29916856
I'm sure MMA is being called by his father too anyway.
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>>29916856
Who leave's their cell on during makeouts?

Size difference is my fetish.
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>>29916835
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>>29916787
Sparkle was totally making out with MMA.
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>>29916787
Talk to Balloon Man, ask why he did this to us.
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>>29916787
Go talk to the army guy SHEESH
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>>29916883
...so ...many ...puns


...imma go with... Rena The Rock Rocks His Cock. With a Rock. To His Cock.

GODDAMN RENA, BRIDGETTE IS BLEEDING OUT, GO SAVE HER.
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>>29916787
Give away hats.

Also Sparkle is being lewd
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>>29916787
Rena, you should take a break from the party and go hand out with Bridgette for a bit, just tell everyone that you're going for a walk or something until more people get there.
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>Rena goes over to Balloon Man.

BA: "Hey, Rena! Thanks for the hat. Totally my style. Everyone else here? Ah, damn. Missing some of em. Hope you like the balloons, got em myself."

"Hey, Balloon Man. They look great."

>>29916837
"Hey, uhm... So I heard that you were one of the people who got me promoted to S-Class... Is that true?"

BA: "Yeah! I suggested it myself. I felt you earned it."

"Oh... Thanks..."

I don't want to sound ungrateful... He doesn't look like he did it on purpose...

>A few more people enter the room. A girl who stumbles with each step and a man wearing far too much gold join the rest of the S-Class Heroes. The golden man joins the hourglass figured lady while the stumbly one makes a beeline straight to the drinks and begins to consume the soda there.
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>>29916906
>answering the phone during sex

who does that? honestly?
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>>29916787
>Just hang on for like... Ten more minutes, okay?
...and if we don't

Is there a chance they could demote us or something?

sounds like a risk worth taking
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>>29916950
Gives his balloons hats then go and talk to the stumbly girl
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>>29916950
Talk with hourglass lady! She seems nice.
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>>29916950
Go call MM and tell her how boring the party is so far.
If you don't want to do that then talk to the stumbly girl, she seems sane enough if she's staying away from the rest of the lunatics.
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>>29916950
Go talk to the soda girl, she seems nice.
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>>29916950
jesus Christ that bear is creepy
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Rolled 4, 9, 2 = 15

>>29916950
Balloon man is a real airhead.

Go talk to the stumbling girl
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>>29916950
Talk to to stubly
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>>29916950
"I just want you to know, when I die horribly as a result of this stupid promotion which you knew damn well I was trying to avoid, that's it's entirely your fault and imma haunt you forever. Or until I get bored."
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>>29916950
Stumbly girl.
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>>29916950
Talk to Hourglass girl,

she has curves, we must find out her secrets.....
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>>29916950
Go talk to the stumbling lady.

After that, call up AH and see if she wants to come.
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>>29916950
Serious question: why? We've never dealt with an S-Class threat before.

Be honest about how you feel, Rena. It's for the best in the long run.
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>>29916993
Hey, flat girls have their own charm. Kind of. In the same way useless girls do.
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>>29916996
GODDAMMIT, RENA, of all the times to ignore us giving you meta-information that you have no other way to be aware of, this is not it.
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>>29916955
I know of at least two people that do. Both girls.
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>>29917017
Did they answer the same phone?
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>>29917017
Have you told them that that's forbidden love yet?
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>>29917017

Maybe they just weren't particularly into it when they got called.
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>>29917017
They're probably secret heroes.

Are they crazy girls? Because that's probably it.
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>>29916950
Excuse yourself after thanking Balloon Man again.

Go talk to Stumbles McDrunky.
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"But... Why though?"

BA: "I believed in you."

>He smiles at her. Rena tries her best to return it and leaves before she fails at that too hard.
>She checks in on the stumbly girl who turns around, spilling soda all over the place as she does so.

"Hi. I'm uh... Rena."

CF: "Hehehe... I know who you are, sexy. Whole party is for you. I'm the Caffornicator. So... Come here often?"

"Uhm... Nope. First time here."

CF: "Hahaha... That's cool. I'm new here too. Today. First time in here today. Been here before though. Know my whole way around the place. I can totally show you all the hidden little nooks and crannies..."

I think this girl is drunk or something.

CF: "Whaddya say?"
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>>29916950
Go check the stumbly. That must be the, uh, Caffornicator.
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>>29917078
I'd love a tour!
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>>29917078
Sure, why not?
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>>29917078
"Sure, It's always good to know the best places to hide in case of sudden games of Hide and Seek!"
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>>29917078
Hell yes.
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>>29917078
"Are your abilities powered by booze or hormones?"
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>>29917078
She seems nice and sane, a tour from her sounds like it will actually be nice.
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>>29917078
"Err... I need to talk to other people now. See ya around!"
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>>29917078
"Sorry, I've already got a girlfriend."

"So, what's your hero gimmick? Is the fornicating part of your powers, or is it just a hobby?"
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>>29917078
Wow, that's actually really nice of her to offer. We haven't really explored much and if you are going to be an S class hero you have to know your way around the place! It would be super embarrassing if they said "Meet is secret room 4" and you got lost.
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>>29917078
what's your power? I throw rocks!
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>>29917078
eh sure why not, MG would be here any minute anyway.
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>>29917078
Hey, this seems like a nice girl, if a little drunk at the moment. Let's try to make friends with her, let her give you a guided tour.
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>>29917109
>YES. INFACT, YOU HAVE A HEADACHE. YOU NEED TO SEE THE MEDICAL WING IMMEDIATELY INCASE IT BECOMES A FULL ON MIGRAINE.
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>>29917078
Uhhh tell her no thanks, you don't need a tour of the party room. Ask her if she's drunk.
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>>29917078
It'd be good to know your way around. Maybe in the future you can use nooks to hide from rank upgrades.
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>>29917027
Of course! But I probably didn't get my green Mugi expression right, so they were rather unfazed by the statement.

>>29917034
One kinda is. But the enjoable kind of crazy. (you know, the kind that brings cake at 3am, not the kind that stabs people).
The other... well, let's just say I don't have very high opinion of her.
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>>29917135
> SPECIFICALLY YOU NEED TO SEE ANY HERO ASSOCIATION TECHNOLOGY WITH REGUARDS THE TREATMENT OF SEVERED LIMBS. FOR YOUR HEADACHE.
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>>29917099
I assume the answer is "yes".
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>>29917078
"Sure, that sounds like fun! I love your hat, by the way!"

Situational Awareness: 0
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>>29917078
We need to hook her up with Cynthia. Top priority!
Yes, I am aware that in the end the encounter might cause more collateral damage than if they actually fought...
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"Sure thing. That might be helpful later on."

>The Caffornicator takes Rena by the hand and leads her away from the party. The man in golden armor gives them a knowing look as they leave.

"So, what's your power? Is it coffee?"

CF: "Haha, yeah. I've got super speed, super coffee, and... Yeah. Also my saliva tastes like coffee. It's pretty awesome. Wanna try it?"

"No thanks."

>Caffornicator takes her to a room that is hidden behind a false wall. The room is dark and sparse with only a large bed and dresser.

CF: "This is where we go if we want some alone time. You know... To relax and stuff."

Huh. I might use this room next time I want to just get away from all this crazy.

"This is pretty cool. What else is there?"

CF: "Well there's... Oh, whoops. Looks like the door is locked from the outside. I guess we're stuck in here together, hehe..."
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>>29917202
Check to see if her blood tastes like coffee.
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>>29917202
YOU COULD HAVE PREVENTED THIS, RENA!

"Oh. Well, that's okay. I'll just call Balloon Man to let us out."
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>>29917202
Hugs.

Give her a hug as thanks.
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>>29917202
Oh no, Rena! You're trapped! Panic and force the door open!
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>>29917202
That sounds unlikely! Also it's a good thing you have super half-vampire strength. But you could hang out for a bit before breaking it.

Hey what's in the dresser, go rummage through that shit.
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>>29917202
It's okay, call the other to unlock it.
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>>29917202
You got super strength. You can just tear the door of the hinges.
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>>29917202
RENA: Use your freakish vampire strength to take the door off the hinges.
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>>29917202
Huh, that's a weird feature. Say, do you think they have mario kart in here? Ooh! Try jumping on the bed. Kitty gets upset when you do that at home. Or a pillow fight!

Man, we made a new friend already, maybe S-Class isn't so bad.
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>>29917202

rape her
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>>29917202
That's not really a problem for super strength.
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>>29917249
punch her in the cock
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>>29917202
WAIT SHIT IS THAT THE HAT YOU GAVE HER THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR OH GOD.
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>>29917202
That's okay, I'm really strong. I can probably get it open, watch!
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>>29917202
"Oh don't worry, I can just break the lock!"
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>>29917202
Hey the bed looks nice, try jumping on it like back when you were a kid. You don't get to try that often enough.
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>>29917265
we can do both
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>>29917202
No problem, we can get the door open.
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>>29917202
>[impending high impact sexual violence intensifies]
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>>29917286
punch her in the rape? or rape her in the cock?
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>>29917306
both
time for experimenting!
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"That's fine, I can open the door. Watch!"

>With her amazing strength Rena yanks the door off of it's hinges.

I'm so awesome now.

"See! Oh... Should probably call someone to fix this. So, what else is there to see?"

CF: "... Yeah there's uh... Not much else. Tour's over."

Oh, she looks sad...
I think she had some attachment to this door.
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>>29917202
Since we're stuck in here we should at least look through the dresser before we work on getting out.
Make sure to also ask her why the door locks from the outside, that's just strange.
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>>29917348
Give her a hug to cheer her up, that always works!
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>>29917348
Let's go talk to some other S-Classes!
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>>29917348
I guess go talk to whoever else is at the party. Maybe the hourglass figure chick?
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>>29917348
Call AH to fix it. She'd like to be here.
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>>29917348
Cheer-up hugs.

Situational Awareness: -10
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>>29917360
huiuuuuugs!
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>>29917348
Caffornicators first encounter with Nasurium, densest material known to man.
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>>29917348
apologize for breaking her favorite door

give her your phone number too
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>>29917348
Talk to more people. Grind those social links.
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BTW, we're on Page 8.
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>>29917348
Apologize about the door and make your way back to the party. There's still people to meet, like that gold wearing guy.
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>>29917348
Give her a hug and your phone number, tell her that you'll make it up to her for breaking her favourite door.
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>>29917348
Talk to time lady. I don't remember her name.
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>>29917348
Go talk to the hourglass girl.
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>>29917413
"Get lost" on your way back to the party.
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>>29917416
mdme Hourglass I recall
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FTB of Rena being too dense to understand what Caffornicator is doing with her tongue when
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>>29917348
"Sorry about the door. I'd offer to fix it but, uh, I'd make it worse. I'll make it up to you!"
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>>29917451
>I'll make it up to you!
Stop teasing the poor girl
Also hooking her up with Cynthia is a good idea, but too meta
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Ignis is dead, Bridgette is missing a leg, and AH probably doesn't have an eye anymore and people are trying to get Rena to obliviously tease the slutty lesbian.

This is surreal.
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"Hey... I'm really sorry I broke your favorite door."

CF: "What? That's not my... Uh... Yeah. It's cool. Thanks."

>She gives Caffornicator a friendly pat on the shoulder. As she heads back to the party her phone rings.

Oh, it's Cynthia. I wonder what she wants.

>She picks it up and the first thing she hears is Cynthia crying on the other end.

C: "Rena..?"

"Hey. Is something wrong?"

C: "Rena I... I need you to come to the Villain Association right away. It's Bridgette... Something attacked her and... Oh god it's... Please, just come as soon as you can."

"What? Cynthia I can barely understand you. What happened to Bridgette."

C: "Rena, please just... I gotta go. Come over, please."

>She hangs up.

...
I don't trust her.
What if it's another trap?
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There has to be a story behind just how dense Rena is.

was she bitten by a radioactive asexual as a child or something?
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>>29917475
Would you rather be around S-class creeps or Bridgette? It might be a trap but you can totally take MM+.
>>
even if it is, can you take the risk?
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>>29917471
>but too meta
no such thing, man. The voices in Rena's head are made of meta or something.
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>>29917475

DOESNT MATTER

Its bridgette. You go regardless.

Thats why you're a hero.

Oh and go in civies. Say you're off duty and looking in on someone.
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>>29917475
Even if it is a trap she is your best friend. Remember how she came to you when she knew her sister might be tricking her? That is what friends do.

You don't want to be a bad friend do you?
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>>29917475
Do you want to risk not being there for Bridgette if she's seriously hurt?
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>>29917475
The power of Metagaming compels you!
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>>29917475
If it's about Bridgette you better take your chances and go anyway
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>>29917475
>>29917489
I'm afraid I can't argue with this logic.
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>>29917475
You're S-Class, like she can trap the likes of you.
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>>29917475
IT'S NOT A TRAP, IT'S YOUR BEST FRIEND
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS DIE
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>>29917475
>What if it's another trap?
Then maybe you'll finally get to be unpromoted if you fall into it.

But it's probably not a trap.
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>>29917475
Might be a trap. Bring extra rocks just in case you run into any mutant alien space catss.
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>>29917475
If it's for Bridgette, it's a risk you gotta take.

Give Caffornicator a big hug and thank her, then tell her to thank everyone else at the party but we just got called off for business.

Invite her for some mariokart later.
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>>29917475
What if Bridgette really is in danger?
Do you wanna take your chances?
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>>29917475
Cynthia doesn't do traps like this! You know her!

Go tell the other heroes you gotta go.
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>>29917475
But what if it's not
How do you think Bridgette would feel if you weren't there for her in her time of need?
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>>29917475
but its your best friend you frump
god damn, worse comes to worse you kick her ass.
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>>29917517
TO THE RENAMOBILE.

When you're on the road.
You're indestructible.
No-one can stop you.
But they try.
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>>29917480
She is adoptive child of Natsuru and Shirou Emiya.
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>>29917475
Trap or no trap, if it is about Bridgette, you must go.
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>>29917475
It could be a trap, but would Cynthia lie about her sister?

Call Sparkle. See if MMA can corroborate.
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>>29917475
Its not about Cynthia, its about Bridgette! she would never lie about her sis's safety!
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What if Bridgette is a trap?
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>>29917537
"you're still my best friend! I don't care if you have boy parts!"
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>>29917528
Shirou isn't dense, stop watching F/sn anime
>>29917492
Yes it is
Rena would never match up to different-ranked people as nemesis, and to hook them up otherwise would require digging through uncopious amounts of density
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>>29917475
Call her mother. If anyone else would know about it, she would.
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>>29917527
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rc4oqOHGGd0
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>>29917537

Then everything is perfect.
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>>29917554
>Rena would never match up to different-ranked people as nemesis, and to hook them up otherwise would require digging through uncopious amounts of density
That's fine.

We can still suggest it.

Rena will just ignore it.
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>>29917497
Yeah... No... You guys are right. She fell into a trap for me.
What kind of a friend would I be if I didn't go to see her?

Alright.

>Rena excuses herself from the party, telling everyone she'll be right back.
>She hurries out of the Hero Association and quickly makes her way to Bridgette's workplace.

I hope nothing bad happened to her...
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>>29917572
>Rena, make a contract with me and become a magical magical vampire.
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>>29917572
NO RENA, NOT THE CONTRACT
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>>29917572
MOTHERFUCKING CLIFFHANGERS.
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>>29917572
¿contrato?
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>>29917554
Oh, I know he isn't that dense. It's just amusing to pretend he is.
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>>29917572
IT'S THAT FUCKHEAD AGAIN
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>>29917537
What, like she'll really be a pile of dynamite shaped vaguely like Bridgette and MM+ is waiting for us to get too close to get away?
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>>29917572
Well, now that the thread's done, here's the threadly reminder that the Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
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>>29917528
I'm pretty sure Rena is the kid that Natsuru and Natsuru had in that weird as fuck part of Kampfer that made absolutely no sense.
I mean, the only way to get this dense is from Natsuru self-cest.
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And that's the end of that chapter. As usual the time for the next one will be posted on the twitter.
Thanks for following, everyone!
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>>29917614
What's the point of HQ ebook even? Half the fun is in pictures
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I really want Rena x Dark Witch EdgeMurder knifeplay.
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>>29917635
Damn it all, man.

What would I have to pay you to quit your job/real life and do this full-time?
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>>29917637
The pictures are included.
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>>29917635
See you next time!
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>>29917648
A salary.
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>>29917635
Great quest, as always.

Thanks for running
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>>29917635
So edgy that she poops razor blades
> implying magical girls have to poop
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>>29917572
If that fuckhead approaches Rena she had better go "Kitty! What are you doing out of the house! Come on I'll bring you home" and then start dragging the fucker around completely ignoring everything he says.
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>>29917348
best image
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>>29917684
Magical girls poop despair. If you've ever felt extremely sad, it's because you inhaled magical girl poo.

Depression is just the "high" induced bgy magical jemkem
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gonna be real sad when Anti hero accepts that contract BS....
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>>29917713
Nah. Everybody loves classic Old Yeller moments in quests!
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>>29917713
I don't think she will. My guess is that, without the demon, she's going to go fucking nuts over everything she's done while under the demon's influence.

Then end up in an asylum with a can of Pringles her only friend.
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>>29917713
I think AH may actually be safe. She already sold her soul.
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>>29917696
QB: "Hey wanna make a contract?"
R: "OH YOU LOOK LIKE A KITTY SO CUTE"
QB: "Unlimited power at your disposal!"
R: "DO YOU HAVE A TAIL CAN I PAT YOUR HEAD"
QB: "...are you listening to me?"
R: "COME I BUY YOU CAT FOOD"
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>>29917731
You think they just give out Pringles in the nuthouse?
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>>29917745
She'll have to smuggle them in.
I'll give you three guesses how she does it.
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>>29917737
Best strategy is to turn him away by this before actually letting him mention the contract, thus not giving him a reason to kill Rena
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>>29917763
Didn't we already establish they wouldn't fit?
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>>29917763
IT
WON'T
FIT
There were experiments on this subject, you know
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>>29917763
Apparently, she also gets a tan while in the asylum...
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>>29917768
>Implying we can stop it.

Larro's sick of the quest. He's going to kill off Rena as an excuse not to run any more.
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>>29917770
Not with that attitude, they won't.
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>>29917779
there was also art drawn of said pringles not fitting

but that just means she needs to spend more time with HotKinkyJo
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>>29917780
And grows her eye back?
Yeahno
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>>29917798
That would be her wish.
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>>29917798
Glass eye
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>>29917795
...I require proof of this.
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>>29917795
>>29917779

THE HUMAN RECTUM IS NIGHTMARISH ELASTIC!
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>>29917798
TRUE LOVE CONQUERS ALL!
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>>29917845
...Jesus Christ, you fuckers are fast with this shit. I approve.
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>>29917845
Oh neat, it got colored.
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One does not simply step between a girl and her Pringles™.
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>>29917845
>http://i.imgur.com/NWngQqT.png
Hot.
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>>29917895
Not with a fit like >>29917845 they don't.
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>>29917905
new version http://i.imgur.com/6ilyukB.png
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So how long before we can start calling Bridgette "Hopalong?"
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>>29917958
Well, we need to find out if she actually survived first.

If she did though, she's probably gonna get a natty cyborg leg like Spark's arm.
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>>29917986
I don't know. Considering her whole family has monster in them, she could probably transform into a troll or something and regenerate.
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Crazy theory- contractor asshole is old and bitter Magical Vampire Rena from the future.
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>>29918000
It'd make more sense if it was Sparkle, making contracts to prolong her life.

Not that the theory holds water in the first place.
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>>29917991
I figure if she could have done that, she would have.

>>29918000
Evil Parallel Rena, or possibly a Quantum Kitty from the future who has come back in time to make Rena into a hero now so that she's ready to stop some vaguely defined threat in the future.
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>>29918023
Except at the time she was kind of torn between fleeing for her life and bleeding to death.
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>>29917949
DAAAAAAAAAAAAMNNNN
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>>29917949
Why red hair, I wonder? In black-white colors red is usually on the darker spectrum
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>>29918201
Because the QM seems to like using bright primary colors in his primarily black and white art for emphasis.
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>>29917768
Best strategy is to derail the cat thingy from his objective.
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Pringle Guard Quest here:

http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/29866589/

Just in case anyone missed it the last time.


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