Archive (Catch up on past threads): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bloodline%20ProtectorTwitter (Get announcements for future threads): https://twitter.com/AnnelinKarkinosCharacter sheet: http://pastebin.com/CiXrbPkr"Your father's no fool."A wide glance from Micheal. "A duel for kinghood?" he asks. "We aren't at war." he sighs, looking out the window. You sense more depth to this ennui than merely what he's said - but pushing it much further would be poor form. You close your eyes as you pack up the carriage and move on. You were never aware of how uptight he was until now. In light of that, your teasing seems inconsiderate, but... Well, you didn't know. You'll just keep it in mind for later.... ... ...A full silent day passes as you ride, deeper and deeper into the wilderness. As the sun rises again, you and Micheal step out of the carriage, looking into a mess of plants and trees and stone that looks as if someone had made them as clay and gone at them with a whisk. "This is the Wilds..." he says, looking it over. "Ho, travelers!" calls a voice from above. A slender man sits upon a stone on high, smirking down. "Seek you entrance to the Wilds?">Yes.>Who are you?>Why should you care.>Writein
>>29903871>Who are you?"Why does it matter to you? I'm not one for solitary traveling, but one has to be careful in these parts."
>>29903871>>Yes.>>Who are you?
Not a lot of people around today eh? Maybe take a break today after all, and run tomorrow?
>>29904295I'm lurking, but participating on my phone is kind of a hassle.
>>29903871>Who are you?
>>29903871Who are you?
>>29904295Eh. Makes for a nice, relaxed time."And who are you?""Call me Garl." he says, leaping down with almost creepy grace. He is slender, smooth, his skin an interesting gery with shining silver tattoos. "We wish to enter the Wilds, yes.""Then I can be your guide, for a price. Not money, mind." "Oh?""A night, with either of you."Micheal flushes heavily, stammering. "What.""You heard me fine. The Wilds are dangerous - I can guarantee you and your friend safety if one of you has a night with me." >Wait, why did you point out the Prince?>Oh please, as if you'd want a leathery hag like me.>Sorry, I prefer my men to be more... like men, thank you.>You can't be serious.
>>29904443>You can't be serious."What is it with deals and someone ending up having sex recently? First the Blacksmith, then Ja'al, now this? Is this some sort of curse laid upon me by Raev?"
>>29903871Oh hey, for some reason wasnt expecting this today. Anyway, can't photo post from my phone, but I found a picture of Gina earlier and couldn't remember if I'd seen it in thread before: http://archive.4plebs.org/tg/thread/25493943/#25498832
>>29904443>You can't be serious.We know this routine. We've been through it a couple of times before. Guy offers to be a guide, his bandito friends come during the night, and we have to slaughter our way out with very little visibility and high numbers of bandits.
>>29904443>You can't be serious.
I'd like to point out he simply said 'A night' not sex. Sex is only implied.We could just as well stay up all night playing cards and shooting the shit.
>>29904619>>29904528>>29904515>>29904503"You can't be serious.""Ah, well." he waves it off. "It's no skin off my back. It's just, I've seen a lot of folks go in, and not many come out!" he says with a chuckle and a smile. He stretches, and you can see a spiral on the back of his hand. "Clown Priest." you say quietly."That's correct. This is the holy land of the Clown, which makes me the most qualified to lead you through it." he says, walking up to you. To be honest, he's not that bad looking. You feel a little dizzy as he slips closer. "And you never know of what a man like me is capable~" he says, leaning closer, looking into your eyes. >Roll d100 to resist.
Rolled 31>>29904717RESIST
>>29904443>You can't be serious."That seems an odd price to pay. Either you're quite desperate for company, plan on stabbing us in the night and taking our stuff, or there's something we don't quite know about the deal you're offering and what you gain from it."
Rolled 9>>29904717
Rolled 51>>29904717warp factor "fuck you"
Rolled 6>>29904717No thanks creepy rapist guy
Rolled 75>>29904717"If you keep looking at me like that I will remove your eyes."
Rolled 75>>29904717I take it accepting the champion ship would have given us a free tour?
Rolled 5>>29904717
>>29904717"Oh that meddling clown."
>>29904788Holy fuck that was close!Writing.
>>29904717Goddamn Clown, because we didn't take his deal he decided to try and have one of his priests engage in some NTR.
>>29904870He is the clown of chaos after all.He seems pretty chill.
Rolled 70>>29904841You blink at him, and he pulls back. "Hn." he turns to the prince, looking into his eyes...
>>29904897I'm hoping the dc for the prince is lower since he is straight.
>>29904897Is it time to punch him in the goddamn face and tell him to cut that shit out yet?
>>29904897The young man stumbles, and the Priest grins. "I suppose I'll see you later. Much later." he says, flipping hand over heel, into the bushes. You sigh as the Prince holds his head. "You alright?""Yeah. Yeah, I'm fine." he says, shaking his head. "So are we going in?" >Yeah. >You're sure?>We should make some preparations... (Write)>Writein
>>29904972>>You're sure?
>>29904972>>Yeah.
>>29904972>>We should make some preparations... (Write)pray to a god to get rid of the fucking spell.
>>29904972>You're sure?>Yeah
>>29905036What spell?
>>29904972>>You're sure?>>We should make some preparations... (Write)Any gods or potions we can take/pray to get rid of the gay spell put on the prince?
>>29905065>>29904972Its very obvious a fucking spell was cast on the prince and i think the prince would have liked to keep his anal cherry.
>>29904972>We should make some preparations... (Write)Make a marking on a nearby tree or something like that, have it indicate where we're going and what direction we came from. We'll repeat this every once in a while when we're in the Wilds, it should make it easier to retrace our steps and keep our bearings. I'm not all that worried about anyone following us in, and the Canids will track us through other means anyways. "Let's go. Everything up until now was easy compared to what comes next, the Wilds defy reason on a regular basis and are unpredictable, don't slack off and always pay attention to your surroundings."
>>29905102>Make a marking on a nearby tree or something like that, have it indicate where we're going and what direction we came from. We'll repeat this every once in a while when we're in the Wilds, it should make it easier to retrace our steps and keep our bearings.I bet you the trees would move to fuck with us.
>>29905099Eh, you assume Clown wants something as straight forward as sex? Really?
>>29905126any better ideas then?Plus it never hurts to get a gods blessing.
>>29905126Clown seems to have taken an interest in fucking with any budding romantic feelings between Annelin and Michael, having Michael sneak off in the night to get buggered senseless by one of Clown's clerics probably amuses him more than the sex itself.
>>29904972>Don't go all hhhhomo on me.
>>29905149Well, I guess that just means we'll have to cuddle Micheal from now on. Can't let Clown have him.>>29905124True, they might. So we should still do it, and not entirely trust what they say, it might keep the Wilds distracted with petty tricks instead of sicking Canids on us.
Am I the only one that thinks it might not be the best idea to pray to Law to break the Clown's curse right before entering a site sacred to the clown?
>>29905590No, I agree, it will end in Clown redoubling his fuckery.
>>29905590>>29905694>it might not be the best idea to pray to Law to break the Clown's curseWho said we'd be praying to law?And it would probably have to be the prince who does the praying, if not us.
>>29905590I agree whole heartedly. When did we pray to Law?
>>29904972"Yep"
Sorry for the delay.>>29905021>>29905035>>29905054>>29905068"Are you sure?"He looks up at you, smiling. "It's nothing, honest. Don't worry." You start by marking the trees you pass, heading into the dense foliage. It's a long, long trip as you make several turns. Eventually, the sky slowly darkens as you come on a clearing. >Let's keep going.>Let's stop and make camp. >Writein
>>29905771>Let's keep going.I don't fucking trust it.
>>29905771>>Let's keep going.>>WriteinKeep and eye out for moving trees.
Avalon I sent you a message with the unfinished smut for lore checking. i'll keep working on it. just a heads up >>29905771>Let's stop and make camp.I very much doubt it would be a good idea to travel tired.
>>29905771>Let's stop and make camp.No doubt something bad will happen, but then again, walking around here blind at night seems even worse.
>>29905771>>Let's keep going.This is the forest of chaos so any safe looking place is probably a trap.
>>29905771Well, this sure is a sticky wicket. This clearing is far too convenient to be exactly what it seems. But I don't really like the idea of travelling at night in the Wilds. >Let's keep going.Look for somewhere adequate, not good or exactly what we're looking for, but adequate and preferably a defensible position. Keep our eyes peeled, and when we find a place poke around with our spear first.
Message recieved, smutanon.>>29905914>>29905865>>29905817>>29905801Writing.
>>29905955You move with Micheal through the clearing and onward, frowning. Something isn't right here. Something is definitely not right here. And so you move on. Clown has an odd way of things - since his fall, he has been less hateful and more mischievous. And so it is you find a small, flat area, not too big, not too small. You're somewhat tired by this point, and you're not even sure where you are, exactly.>Make camp here, instead.>Continue on.>Writein
>>29906091>Continue on.>WriteinPut a notch in all the trees, every single one, and draw a big X in the center of the clearing.STILL DON'T TRUST IT!
>>29906091Clown likes chaos. Maybe we should do something chaotic?We have a fine young man with us. We should JoJo pose with him. It seems a suitably out-of-character act, which would please Clown.
>>29906091>>Continue on.>>WriteinFuck this place is worst than the last one.
>>29906091>>Continue on.>Perfect area to pitch a tentIt's too perfect."Michael. We're going to sleep in the trees tonight."
>>29906091>Paranoia intensifiesLets keep going until we find a place that seems obviously imperfect, but not downright unpleasant.
>>29906162I was thinking of setting the place on fire so that we can sleep soundly, or pray to the god of chaos.
>>29906091>Make camp hereWe're going to keep circling back to this spot tonight guys, no point in continuing to fight it. We in a labyrinth now.
>>29906091>Make camp here, instead.As good as we're going to get, I think. This doesn't feel quite as suspicious as the last place, and I don't trust in our ability to find anywhere better. If there are trees around us loop a length of rope around all of them and make a circle around our area. Set up one tent, don't bother with more, we aren't letting Micheal out of our presence for a single moment in the Wilds. And get some food cooking, if we have some time while it's cooking run Micheal through forms.
>>29906091>>Continue on.>>WriteinFuck lets go into a cave.
>>29906091>Make camp here, instead.If we keep going we'll just pass out, then we won't be able to do anything about Clown.
>>29906239You want to find a cave, when there are cave dwelling beast men all over the area? Really?
>>29906091>Make camp here, instead.I would rather not be too tired to fight a Canid.
>>29906239A cave.Clown can spawn Canids anywhere.And you want to go into a cave.A dark, closely confined space.
>>29906270this is the place of chaos anywhere where it seems dangerous is probably the most safe place around.
>>29906270The most obviously dangerous places will probably be the safest.I don't know why I think this, but if we came to a crossroads right now, I'd vote to go down the scary path instead of the one to happy ville.
>>29906091>>Continue on.
>>29906144>>29906178>>29906195>>29906206>>29906239You continue even further, eventually coming to a massive stone temple. It dominates the landscape, geat murals of spiders carved upon it - the symbol of Anan, god of industry. Finally. You wander into the entrance and slump onto the ground, panting. Micheal stands over you. His eyes glow softly with prismatic shades, his face flushed as he looks down at you, fidgeting. "M-mike?""Anne... I... I need... I want you... so much..." >Run!>Hold him down! He can't be that strong!>Attempt reasoning!>Slap his shit!
>>29906352>>Slap his shit!
>>29906352>Slap his shit!Nigga best swerve. Bet he's got godly magic though, so beating his ass will probably be harder than we expect.
>>29906352>Hold him down! He can't be that strong!
>>29906352>>Slap his shit!Should have prayed.
>>29906352>>Hold him down! He can't be that strong!He doesn't know how to fight well yet.
Rolled 16>>29906352>>Slap his shit!
>>29906352>slap hit shit/writein c-c-c-combo!>KICK HIM IN THE NUTSWe need to strike his weak point... His libido!
>>29906422This, nut kicking isn't against the rules of warding off attempted rape.
>>29906420still has a bullshit sword of cutting.
>>29906352>Slap his shit!>Attempt reasoning!Slap him across the face, then tell him that he's obviously not in control, and that while we like him we want to be with him because he's willing, not because of what Clown is doing.
>>29906352>Hold him down! He can't be that strong!I'd rather not injure him more than necessary for something he has no control over.
>>29906352>Write in"I'd actually be somewhat okay with that if your eyes weren't glowing and you weren't clearly being controlled by an outside force.
>>29906477Anon, the>He can't be that strong!Should be a hint that Clown has empowered him, and he IS that strong.
>>29906352>Slap his shit!Pull yourself together, prince. Don't let that painted bastard get in your head.
>>29906352>Hold him down! He can't be that strong!No raping, Michael.
>>29906477>>29906509>>29906420>>29906392>>29906386>>29906387>>29906418>>29906421>>29906422>>29906445>>29906499Writing!
>>29906352>Attempt reasoning!"I'd feel the same way if this was you talking and not Clown.You're a scholar and a gentleman, not someone who pushes himself on a woman."
>>29906547You scramble to your feet as he slips closer, eyes pulsing as you try to slap his face. He catches your hand, then looks at it, pulling a finger into his mouth and sucking gently. His tongue rolls around it, before he pulls it out, smiling. He's strong. Absurdly so, as you try to get out of his grip and kick between his legs.No reaction. "Wh... What?!"His free hand ratchets around your ankle, tossing you into the air and onto the ground.>Reasoning (write)>Attempt to knock him out! No holding back.>Flee!>Try to hold him down!
>>29906651>Reasoning"Michael, snap out of it, you want to prove to me that you can be a worthy man, there's more to it that martial skill. I know you're stronger than this."
>>29906651>Flee!
>>29906651>Attempt to knock him out! No holding back.Stab him if we have to. We've got healing potions.
>>29906651TL note:NEVER COME TO THE WILDS AGAIN
>>29906651>Reasoning (write)Come on Mike, this isn't you, you're better than this, you have to fight it.
>>29906718>We've got healing potions.Actually, savestate potions. If we can cram one on him now, it might work.
>>29906685seconding this
>>29906651We've broken spells in the past before, right? Lets try to lessen Clown's control, since I assume it works on the same basis as a spell.
>>29906651>Reasoning (write)"Micheal, I'm disappointed, I expected better from you. Desire is no excuse to stop being a gentleman. You said you were not like your father, that you weren't the sort who would use your strength to take from others. You're doing a poor job of proving that, your mother would be ashamed to see you now."Aim right for his issues with his parents. And if this doesn't work, then we'll have to beat the shit out of him with our gauntlets and sabatons.
>>29906685>>29906741>>29906735>>29906779Writing.>>29906759Sorry, it's not a directed spell, but a non-gossamer enchantment.
>>29906793"Mike. Mike, you're better than this." you manage, as he knocks you down with a sweep. "Mike, please, please don't do this! I... This is no excuse to stop being a gentleman!" Harsh, sucking kisses on your neck. At any other time they'd be pleasureable, but now they're rough and wet and unpleasant. "Micheal, you... What would your mother think?" He blinks, nearly on your lips, and the color fades. His face moves into a rictus of terror and shame as he scrambles away, clutching his head. You can hear him whimpering, almost sobbing.>Comfort him.>It's what he deserves.>Look around.>Writein
>>29906896>>Look around.We'll deal with this after we stab something.
>>29906896>>Comfort him.Really it wasn't his fault. Cluwne did this.ALSO NICE SAVE ANON WHO SUGGESTED BRINGING UP HIS MOTHER
>>29906896>Comfort him.Not his fault Clown fucked with his head, and he fought it off in the end, so we can't really be mad at him about it.
>>29906896>Comfort him.
>>29906896>Comfort him"It's not an easy thing to overcome a god's will, she'd be proud of your strength for being able to do that."
>>29906896HURP
>>29906896>Comfort him.>Look around.
>>29906896>Look around.First thing to do, make sure there aren't any other threats in the area.Then>Comfort him.I'm not going to blame him for a god fucking with his head. Give the poor kid a hug, don't let go. Don't say anything for a bit, just hug him, and once he's relaxed a bit tell him that we're proud of him.
>>29906953>>29906945You sure it was the clown?I thought it was the priest.
>>29906995Bit of both, Clown acting through the priest to fuck with us.
>>29906995I bet the priest was Clown. Seems like something he'd do.
>>29906995Who was a priest of Clown, assuming he wasn't actually Clown fucking with us, and if I remember correctly divine magic involves channeling the powers of your god. So it's kinda like resisting Clown, just not as directly.
We really need something to be able to punch gods in the face with, if only to tell them to stop fucking messing with us
>>29907038It's basically only clown who's been messing with us, and it seems like that's kind of his thing.Raev has been bro (sis?) as fuck so far, and deserves nothing less than sloppy makeouts.
>>29907035>>29907018>>29907017Ah ok, i figured the priest would be trouble since when his god offered us power all we had to do is cause some chaos so the priest job is also causing chaos.(so yes the clown fucked with us, but not directly.)
>>29906986>>29906963>>29906953>>29906949>>29906945>>29906943Writing.
>>29907063oh I agree, Raev has been awesome, and I'm leaning towards her becoming our patron, but Clown? He can go floss himself to death with razor wire.
>>29907115he probably does floss with razor wire.
>>29907115Probably a pleasant evening for him.
>>29907080Anan always made his temples to last. A direct opposite to Coyo, who made his quickly, and generally had them burned down on holy days. A testament to his desire to live in the now.Anan, on the other hand, wanted to build things that lasted. Wanted to create and preserve. Like Law, but not as strict, Anan pioneered ideals of working conditions, pay, and labour law. His temples were often praised for their construction. Even to this day, it stands, a marble of perfection in the swirling waters of chaos. You wander over towards Micheal, kneeling beside him. "Are you okay?" "I... I almost hurt you." he says quietly. "You weren't yourself." you say softly. "It's okay." "I wasn't myself, but those were my thoughts. I don't... Annelin, I..." he frowns. "I'm just worried it'll happen again." "If it does, I'll set you right again." you help him up. The chamber is huge, with three chambers. On the left is one that leads down.On the right, one that leads up. Dead ahead is a hallway that leads directly on.>Where?
>>29907174>On the right, one that leads up. Going up>>29907115A shame too, Clown was pretty liked until this stunt. The only reason we didn't take that contract was because Anon has mad love for Minstrals scars.
>>29907131I wonder if he's ever turned someone's sword into a rabid dog halfway through a fight
>>29907174Take the one on the right and head up, we might be able to get a good look at the area around us, and if we're lucky we look up at the stars.
>>29907202>The only reason we didn't take that contract was because Anon has mad love for Minstrals scars.If Clown cannot appreciate the sexiness of a scarred, tanned arena veteran then he has no place in my prayers.
>>29907174To the right, leading up. We'll be methodical about this, go from the top floor to the bottom.
>>29907235Raev can certainly appreciate it, she has taste.
>>29907174>On the right, one that leads up.>>29907202I'm still up for the offer, but we need to curse at him or kill his priest first.my male dog is throat fucking my female dog and i don't know if i should stop this weird bullshit happening behind me.
>>29907174Dead ahead, feel like this will lead to the shrine.We ought to toss a prayer to Anan, I like him.
>>29907255>my male dog is throat fucking my female dog and i don't know if i should stop this weird bullshit happening behind me.Goddamn Clown, he's even messing with the people following the quest now.
>>29907235Think Raev would give us a contract in return for promoting critterXhuman couples? Setting Gina and Ja'al up should count for something.
>>29907296He seems like a fun god, but don't want to be anywhere near his bad side.
>>29907325I get the feeling Raev is already pretty favorably disposed towards us, given the personal appearance she put in during our dance, and the fact that we've generally been pretty pro her views.I'd imagine that we're well on the way to getting some sort of contract with Raev, though I'd rather not try and force it.
>>29907325That might be why she visited us personally
>>29907325Law would be pissed off at us, and we would be making the clown happy as well.
>>29907255>>29907246>>29907234Writing
>>29907174>quickly, and generally had them burned down on holy days. A testament to his desire to live in the now.HOLY FUCKTHAT'S AMAZINGWHY CAN'T ALL THE GODS IN QUESTS BE LIKE THAT
>>29907359Law is kind of a dick anyway.I mean, not as much as Clown. They should probably both just fuck off.
>>29907403well clown is the god of chaos and revenged.So its understandable why he is a huge dick.
>>29907403>They should probably both just fuckFixed that for you.
>>29907359Yeah, but fuck Law.Clown's got alright goals, dude's just gor a asshole sense of humor.A dual contract with Raev and Clown would be amazing though.
>>29907255>my male dog is throat fucking my female dog and i don't know if i should stop this weird bullshit happening behind me.Just let it happen, Anon. Just let it happen.
>>29907392You head up the stairs with Micheal, who still seems to be in a funk. You don't blame him - you can only imagine what that was like. It must be horrible to have your control wrested from you. When you get there, you see a chest, the kind you would keep valuables in, and atop it sits a strange figure. Its tail curls when it sees you, but it doesn't move.>Writein
>>29907487Afternoon Sir, my name is Minstral. How do you do?
>>29907487Oh what fresh hell is this"Hail! Friend or foe?"
>>29907482I didn't even know dogs could do that.she was just licking his genitals and he just straight up grabbed her head and is going to town.>>29907487Well hello there and you are?
>>29907487"You're not what I expected of someone hanging out in Anan's temple."
>>29907428They already are, why do you think Law has a stick up his arseits rainbow coloured
>>29907487>"You know, I usually find cats somewhat adorable, but I really don't know what to make of you yet?"
>>29907487Ignore.Find sword.
>>29907487Seriously how much more bullshit do I have to through today"So who are you?"
>>29907487Is that cat wearing crotchless trousersWhat the hell is going on
>>29907487"Good evening. I hope we aren't disturbing you, we were just looking for somewhere safe to stay the night.I'm Mistral by the way. And you are?"At some point ask why he's sitting on a chest instead of a chair, or something else meant to be sat on.
I swear to Law if this cat wants to make fuck, there will be hell.
>>29907626Might be interesting, assuming he isn't as rape-y as everything else in this clusterfuck of a region.
>>29907626Sick Michael on him.
>>29907538Maybe it's learned behavior, has there been a lot of throatfucking going on when your dog was around?>>29907174"I do hope you aren't going to try and demand sex too."
>>29907663Barbed Penises
>>29907487I swear, if you are just another of Clowns stupid tricks I am going to murder you
>>29907714and he'll have bristles on his tongue, which are used to scrape the meat off of bones
>>29907801Or incredibly effective cunnilingus
>>29907845That sounds like it would be incredibly painful on a human scale. Even if it feels pretty good from a real cat.
>>29907845That would be the equivalent of rubbing herself with sandpaper
>>29907845Lions can lick the paint off of walls, I wouldn't let something like that anywhere near my ladybits if I was a girl.
>>29907926Some people actually get off on that though
>>29907969There are people who get turned on by stamping on puppies and kittens
>>29908002I read that as porpoises and kittens for some reason.
>>29907525"Friend or foe?" you call, and it looks up at you.=Friend to those worth calling so.="...Ah." it's doing that weird head-talk thing. "Have you a name?"=Douglas, Seducer, of not much fame.= he states, stretching as he rises. He still stands on the chest. "I'm Mistral Magebreaker." =Met well, met fine, miss Magebreaker.= Oddly he cricks his neck at that one, seemingly annoyed. "I hope I'm not disturbing you?"=Bound for years beyond all life, bothering you're doing not. Company is welcome, company is fine, speaking with you is not something I will... Rue.= This time a measure of satisfaction."I hope you're not going to demand sex."=Most primitive and pleasant thing, but sex is not a thing I need. Rather, I seek to hex.="What?"=Annoy, befuddle, make a bet.=>Writein
>>29908031Oh he is a betting man.
>>29908031"Who, what, when and why should we care? Sorry if I'm a bit abrasive, I've been putting up with Clowns shit for the last couple of days."
>>29908031"Another seducer.... where the hell am I slut forest?
>>29908031"God damn it, I'm too tired for this. How about this. I bet you I can sleep for ten hours if I'm undisturbed by any physical or magical means.
>>29908031"What would you do if I said Orange?"
>>29908075>>29908077>>29908086Do we really want to be an ass to the dude we just met?
>>29908031>SeducerFUCK HE'S AN INCUBI
>>29908075no we only have been in the forest for a day.
>>29908031"...What kind of a bet?"Let's at least give the dude a chance here.
>>29908086Look at>>29908107
>>29908031"So are you speaking in verse for fun, or because of a curse?"
>>29908031"A bet with what stakes and what would we bet on? And why are you standing on a chest, is there something you're protecting? I'm sorry for being so blunt, but I've had a long day and my tongue is far from silver."Let's see him try to rhyme silver with anything.
>>29908138That's a good one. Subtle too.
>>29908031Let's have the prince do the talking, this might be something he's good for.
>>29908138I like this.
>>29908138SliverQuiverRiver
>>29908138weather it be silver or slither he can rhyme it with ease, now orange is something he can't rhyme at all.
>>29908202...Door henge?
>>29908194None of those truly rhyme with silver, they're closish but not really there, there's also pilfer which is kinda close to a rhyme. If we feel like going archaic and obscure there's "chilver", though how Douglas is going to work in talking about female lambs I'm really not sure.
>>29908202That's only if he sticks to rhyme perfect. And nothing says he has to.Besides if he can't, what happens if he attacks us or it activates a curse?I don't want to antagonize others if we don't have to.
>>29908138"A bet with what stakes and what would we bet on? And why are you standing on a chest, is there something you're protecting? I'm sorry for being so blunt, but I've had a long day and my tongue is far from silver."=Understandable, knowable, to be tired of Clown's snicker.= he states. =A bet, a bet, is on a... game.= he says. =Three games have I, each one of interest. The stakes matter little - I have three items in this chest. One for each game, one for each prize. I shall name the stakes we use.= He nods, to himself. =Yes, yes. These three items have I, a robe, a glass, and a lens. The least among them is the glass, and for that I bet a riddle, lass. The second, the lens, a game of chance, the last the robe, A look into your past.= He leans a little closer. =And if you win them, true and told, a single thing I shall unfold! A riddle, question, problem or rhyme, I will solve it, time and time.= He leans back. =Name your prize and we shall play, after I decide the pay.=>Writein
>>29908313"I was sent here to collect a magic sword.""I'd like that sword."
>>29908313Can we go for all of them?
>>29908313Your thoughts, William?
>>29908313>RobeAll or nothing.
>>29908313LENSLENZ
>>29908313"I need a specific magic sword."
Clarification: You earn them one by one, not all at once, no matter which.
I've forgotten, why were we sent here?
>>29908313Robe>>29908379>>29908409He already told us whats in the chest.
>>29908416In that case we'll go in order.>Glass first.
>>29908391whos William?
>>29908313Sounds good.Let's do this. Prize is the sword that is allegedly here.What race is this dude, out of curiosity?
>>29908313The lens.
>>29908313Glass, lens, then robe.Can mike help?
>>29908435He can tell us the location of the sword though
>>29908468>>29908379>>29908409do you guys not read what he says?He just told us the prizes.
>>29908313"What do I stand to lose if I lose a game? Can my friend here assist me in these games?Also, I came here in search of a magic sword, would you mind telling me of any other inhabitants or dangers in this temple?"I think if we go into his games we should start with the glass, I think we can deal with a riddle.
>>29908489OR he can serve us once his duty here ends....
>>29908489>Bound for years beyond all life, bothering you're doing not. Company is welcome, company is fine, speaking with you is not something I will... Rue.I doubt he can move that far from the chest.
>>29908313"What happens to you if I win all these games? If there is no longer anything in your chest to protect."
I'd like to submit a pre-answer for the riddle.'A rainbow.'
>>29908529This.
"Do you know where a sword is, here?"=Perhaps, perhaps.= "What do I lose in each game?"=Something of my choosing. It may not be you who loses it - just something of value given to me.= the creature states, =You will have forewarning, and may bail out at any time.= "If I win them all..."=Then I will be unbound! Hence my reward.= >>29908392>>29908435>>29908439>>29908487>>29908470>>29908403You frown, having trouble with selecting.=I suggest you start with the glass, for some buildup, foreplay, proper lass.=
>>29908569...Do we really want him unbound?
>>29908569"True enough. I've never found riddles all that tough.Oh bugger, now you've got me doing it."
>>29908584Might be worth conferring with Michael if he isn't still angsty. I mean he delved into demonology, so he might know more about this thing.
>>29908584Free shit, and its in a temple.Its probably a trial for believers in either the clown or the building god.
>>29908569"Who bound you here, and for what purpose? What are your plans should you become unbound, aside from your reward to us?"Talk to Micheal, get his take on the situation.If things seem copacetic then go for the glass, start with the least of the items.
>>29908584Can't see why not. If he was actually dangerous no one would bound him to a trap this straightforward.Looks more like something of Clown's doing.
>>29908635True enough, it would probably be way more elaborate and difficult if they actually wanted him trapped. Or why would they leave a method to release him in the first place?
>>29908629"Who bound you here, and for what purpose? What are your plans should you become unbound, aside from your reward to us?"=I want to go home.= he says, oddly direct. "He's a Seducer Demon." Micheal states. "He wants to tempt people. Into sex, deals, or power."=Smart boy.= He grins. "Easiest to bind, too, because they want to be bound, as it allows them to interact with mortals. However, if kept from the hells long enough... They yearn for it. He's probably on the straight. Let's start with a riddle. What's your price?"=Modesty or Honesty, choose one please~=
>>29908960"Honesty."
>>29908960>HonestyHONESTY BEST POLICY
>>29908960Modesty
>>29908960>Honesty
>>29908960>>29908960>HonestyThis means if we lose, we lose our Honesty, right?
>>29908960Modesty.We already prayed to Raev.
>>29908960>Modesty
Rolled 2>>29909089>>29909076>>29909022>>29909021>>29908993>>29909019>>29909053>>29909063
>>29909063I think its more like truth or dare than losing our actual ability to be honest, which would be fucking bullshit
>>29909139"Honesty." =Very well.= he thinks for a moment. =I always run but never tire, always bend but never break. Cities rest upon my being, and borders named upon my back. What am I?=
>>29909145But considering our opponent is a Seducer Demon who (maybe forcefully) speaks in rhyme, I wouldn't put it past him.
>>29909198A river.
>>29909224I would agree, but what about the borders name upon thier back part?
>>29909198My first guess for this would be river. Mainly do to it always running, but never tiring. Rivers also bend, but I don't think they break. They make natural borders, and cities are reliant on them for trade and water.
>>29909251Rivers have been a natural demarcation point of territory for a long time. Just look at the Roman Empire and the Rhine.
>>29909251You're kidding, right?Rivers are natural borders.
>>29909198riversomeone please don't say rainbow
>>29909289>>29909267So thats what it meant?I knew rivers were natural borders, but didn't understand what it was saying exactly.It sounded to me like they named their cities or borders after rivers.
>>29909321>It sounded to me like they named their cities or borders after rivers.which they did...
>>29909224"A river." =Well done.= the creature states, opening the chest and lobbing a long drinking glass at you. You catch it from the air, looking it over. Definitely magical, but you're not sure how. =Now then. The Lens next?= >Yes.>No, I'd prefer the Robe.
>>29909411yeah
>>29909411>>Yes.
>>29909411yes
>>29909411>Yes.
>>29909431>>29909428>>29909422"Yes."=Thusly play a game of chance. How does Dra Dice sound to thee?="Wait, can I handle this?" Micheal asks. =You may, you may. Either may step up to play, price on loss is...= He grins, =Your clothes, for thrills.=>Let Micheal play>Play yourself.
>>29909498>Let Micheal playI'd rather he lost his clothes than we lost our armour.
>>29909498>Let Micheal playLet the kid have his moment.
>>29909498>Let Micheal play"Go get em, tiger."
>>29909498>DEMONIC>STRIP>GAMBLINGMicheal plays. Let's get lewd.
>>29909498>Let Micheal play
>>29909498>Let Micheal playTrust in the Prince, he's confident and I believe in him. Worst happens he loses some clothes and we get to look.Don't tease him, just tell him we trust him with this.
>>29909534>>29909533>>29909529>>29909527>>29909519"Go get 'em." He nods, a light flush coming to his face as he sits down.Micheal sits down as he's handed five dice. --- --- ---You're now Micheal.You take a deep breath, sitting down across from the demon. >Say something to Annelin.>Roll your dice. (5d6).
Rolled 5, 3, 4, 1, 1 = 14>>29909661pity theres no cute dragon to win the pants off of
Rolled 5, 5, 6, 6, 3 = 25>>29909661
Rolled 6, 5, 4, 6, 4 = 25>>29909661
Rolled 5, 3, 6, 2, 3 = 19>>29909661
>>29909661
>>29909691>>29909706Son of a bitch. All these decent rolls and we get stuck with >>29909679
Rolled 6, 2, 3, 3, 4 = 18>>29909714FUCK WRONG FIELDHURR
>>29909661>>Say something to Annelin."If I lose my clothes, please, control yourself."
>>29909679I say we reroll the 5,3, and 4. Even if we were ridiculously close to a straight.
Rolled 6, 4, 6, 3, 6 = 25>>29909724well, last time we played dice Avalon rolled for us, we don't know the dice rules for this method of playing yet
>>29909661"If I lose I suppose I can't stop you from looking, but do try and keep your hands where they ought to be. I'm a romantic after all."
>>29909661You ok OP?
WHILST WE WAITIt's done.http://pastebin.com/yzSAb5ek3AM SMUT FINISH. LATE NIGHT SPELLING AND GRAMMAR EXPECTED.PART 1: DONE.
>>29910320
>>29910320Well you gave me an erection, so the smut worked.wheres my tail play?
>>29910320I've never kissed a girl, can you really get out of breath from it? I always just assumed you breathed through your nose or something.
>>29910320>alabaster pectoralsNIce Anon.Needs more mollusk though.
>>29910585usually when in the throes of passion, your not thinking about alternate methods of breathing
>>29910585That causes a pressure difference and makes your ears hurt.
>>29910606>usually when in the throes of passion, your not thinking about alternate methods of breathingYou don't really have to think to breathe. It's an autonomic function.
>>29910556>SpoilerAh, coming, coming. I just wanted to set the scene for the next few things. Teel will use his tail to completely throw her off her (sexual) offensive.
>>29910629that gets interupted when your brain is focused on other matters
>>29910320You're a good man, I enjoyed that. Hopefully you can get to the rest sometime.
>>29910629are you retarded or something? why don't you say that's the same situation for athletes, yet they also draw in breath from the mouth while the body exerts itself
>>29910638I think you fail to comprehend what "automatic" means Anon.
>>29910717I think you've never seriously frenched a girl for several minutes straight
>>29910749If you couldn't breathe while frenching a girl for several minutes straight, you would be dead. Since you are not dead, either you have never frenched a girl for several minutes straight, or you can breathe while frenching a girl for several minutes straight. QED.
>>29910585>I've never kissed a girl.
>>29910749I agree.
>>29910783This is 4chan. What do you expect?
>>29910783Eh, never really wanted to anyways.
>>29910320You know, Teel has horns, which are pretty much like power steering for oral sex, and an extremely long and flexible tongue. I'm sure you see where I'm going with this.
>>29910838I've noted that down in the next chapter.
>>29910320that was delicious just like Teel, we better be getting some real penetrative action continuing from thatalso, is OP still alive? been 58 minutes
so thread over?
>>29911101no idea, we're waiting on OP to return after >>29909661
Rolled 5, 2, 3, 6, 6 = 22>>29909736You grin as you roll. "If I lose my clothes, please control yourself." you grin as her eyes roll... And you get two 1's. That's it. You sigh as the creature rolls and rerolls...Sorry for the wait!
>>29911221maybe he was disconnected from the internet?
OP you still there?Come back OP.
>>29911747HE LIVES>Rolled 5d6: 5, 2, 3, 6, 6 = 22aaand we lose our clothes
>>29911747Internet is techyYou sigh heavily, a pair against a pair.Surely there must be something to be done here...>Give up.>Wait a second! (Write)
>>29911747The amusing thing is the cat demon never specified whose clothes were being bet.
>>29911849Fund it.
>>29911826>wait a secDouble or nothin!
>>29911849>>29911871Is there anything you want to do with that fact?
>>29911954Bet Annelin's clothes for a second round.Double or nothing.
>>29911874Actually a good idea, he's way ahead in this round.
>>29911993>>29912000No you stupid tits, make him take off HIS clothes.
>>29911993>>29911874>>29912000"You didn't specify whose clothes." =Did I not? What a failure. Do you propose something?="I bet both our clothes for another go! This time you had best let me do my re roll." A quirked brow."H-hey!" "We could win, Annelin, and then we're one step closer.""And we could lose and BOTH end up naked!">Insist>Let it go and lose>Persuade (Write)
>>29912049>>Insist
>>29912049>>Persuade (Write)"But what are the odds of that happening?, Besides, sometimes you have to take a big risk in order to receive a big gain."
Rolled 6, 4, 1, 3, 6 = 20>>29912049> persuadeWe have extra clothes, and if we lose ill turn the other way until after you change.Im fairly sure your armor isnt clothing either.
>>29912049>>Persuade (Write)its only our clothes, if we win this and get the robes, then he is unbound and free to return to hell, and we can wear our clothes again
>>29912049We could of made the demon lose his own clothes... Sigh, what a waste.
>>29912129>>29912101"But what are the odds of that happening?, Besides, sometimes you have to take a big risk in order to receive a big gain.""But..." "We have extra clothes anyway. And it's not like he'll take them with him if we lose now and win again." She sighs. "Fine!" >Make your roll. First roll only.
Rolled 2, 2, 3, 1, 5 = 13>>29912169
>>29912161>>29912032>make him take off HIS clothes.You're going to have to explain by what backward logic he would have allowed that?
Rolled 2, 5, 2, 2, 3 = 14>>29912169
>>29912225Which will you reroll?
>>29912232Too slow Wren...
>>29912229He never stated whose clothes we were letting, therefore he would be unable to object to us betting his own clothes against him.
>>29912239how about everything except the 5?
>>29912239The 3, 1, and 5?Also I don't think you let us reroll anything for round one.
>>299122393,5,1.
>>29912239We get a retool this time? The 1, 3 and 5.
>>29912266>>29912268>>29912275The lack of the reroll is what you were supposed to notice. The demon actually cheated.3d6, please.
>>299122393,1,5
Rolled 2, 6, 2 = 10>>29912304
Rolled 1, 5, 2 = 8>>29912304
Rolled 2, 1, 1 = 4>>29912304
Rolled 5, 6, 1 = 12>>29912304What a cheeky fellow!
>>29912313Four of a kind? Some modicum of hope exists!
Rolled 3, 3, 4, 4, 6 = 20>>29912313HA! Four of a kind! You grin as he reveals his dice...
>>29912350Good or bad?
>>29912364gg for us
>>29912350So, is four of a kind a thing or is it still two pair?
>>29912368Git good?
Rolled 4, 2, 4, 1, 3 = 14>>29912350"Two pair versus four of a kind. I win, demon." =Well-fought. The lens is yours, Prince.= He lobs it into the air, and Micheal catches it. =Now, the final bet. Past against past. We compare our histories. We compare our losses. We compare our scars, like fighters after a war. The one worse off... Is the one who wins.=You frown. Demons are notorious for their great and terrible pasts, else why be a demon?=Who of you would stand upon the scale?=
>>29912398Probably Annelin
>>29912398Annelin
>>29912398Annelin can win this one pretty easily, Prince ain't got shit on a Demon.
>>29912398Annelin.
>>29912398Annelinif only to see her sexy scars
Rolled 83>>29912398Girl has the most trauma
>>29912398...by definition aren't demons made of drive, regret and stolen soul stuff? I'm not sure we can win tis one.
>>29912444I guess its time to reveal every dirty little secret and hart break in front of the prince.
>>29912462We could use the prince, since i'm sure he is the secret to winning, but i can't think of a good way of doing his.
>>29912470He already knows.
>>29912485Forgot to add that we don't have anything major.(not counting the childhood genocide.) for the girl, but the guy has family issues, masculinity issues, father issues, mother issues, and other stuff.
>>29912398I'm going to go with Annelin. Demons may have a great and terrible past but the weight behind our scars is something that this demon may not be able to match. Do demons have an innocence to be and taken away like ours was?
>>29912504He doesn't know everything, that's the point of this. Also, I'm pretty sure the prince is actually the one that could beat him, but we'll see.
>>29912515Well we do have the nightmares, the flashbacks, the genocide, the still being hunted by our past by demons, Clown's tried making a deal with us, things ain't gone good for this mortal girl.
>>29912599we also have sexy scars>We compare our scars
>>29912444>>29912436>>29912427>>29912417"Annelin."--- --- ---You are Annelin. You're a little upset that Micheal dared to bet your clothes, but what can be done? You step forward, swallowing heavily, placing your fingers against the invisible field there. Douglas does the same.And you REMEMBER.You feel his weight, his sadness. A sadness of ten years. He had guarded her for years. Together they had stood against all sorts of things. He was intellectual, he was strong and handsome. He was confident, and with her at his side, happy. He had put his life before hers in many ways, for many years. The two were known across the land as gentle lovers. And then he showed up. A noble by the name of Hile. A monster of a man, great and powerful, distantly related. He entered the court. He monopolized her time. Held her close, held her near. Kissed lips which once were sworn to Douglas'. There was nothing he could do as the young princess fell before his charms, charms you knew not to be entirely natural. And still he was her guard. He married her, stole her heart.And still he was her guard.Douglas watched vigil upon their consummation. Heard her cries, and her appreciation.And still he was her guard.In a night of desperation, in a scream of fury, he aimed to kill the old king, but was struck down. Humiliated, demasculated in every way, he was poisoned, and forced to watch one last time as his life leaked upon the floor, his mind-controlled wife gasping out insults and appreciation. And then... The vision ends.Douglas reaches up and unzips his collar. =Well. Bound here as I was, I was unable to make good on my promise to Old Hile.= he says, teeth like a row of spikes. =But now, I think, my luck has come around.Take your robe, you have earned it well!=The robe flies into your face, and when you pull it away, he's smirking wide.=Ask your question.=>Writein
>>29912599>Clown's tried making a deal with usHow is this bad?Hell he even healed us up for free.(i think we would have been pretty fucked up)
>>29912660Dude, it's Clown. He's a god of chaos, any deal he makes that SOUNDS good probably has Kyubey magical girl turning witches levels of despair and torture hidden under the promises of power and strength.
>>29912654what do these items do?
>>29912654Be on guard, ask him who is the current descendant of Hile.
>>29912654>Where's the sword I need to find?
>>29912716Seconding this, it's a reasonable thing to ask.
>>29912711This time the deal was to piss off law, so the contract wanted us to free the critters (which would cause chaos), he was being generous with the offer.
>>29912654ask him for the location of the sword we seekonce he gives that answer and fulfills his end of the bargain, we can question him about the presumably grandpa of mike
>>29912654>Nigga got NTR'd, with mindcontrol no less.Damn, that sure as hell is one regret I'd become a demon over.
>>29912716>>29912731>>29912724Idiots, we came to find the sword. Don't forget the sword!
>>29912724Also seconding this. It's not like we aren't traveling with a prince who's the heir to a line of asshole kings.
>>29912740That's the part of the deal he TOLD us about. Who knows what extra details he kept hidden under the sheets?
>>29912745We know its in the temple, its better to find out if the fucker is gonna try and kill mike/ his family.
>>29912724>>29912716This is a single question about ANYTHING. Neither of those seems important. Why not ask about the people trying to kill us and Michael?
>>29912724don't waste the question on that, we can find out later, but we need the sword, which is why we came here>>29912716>>29912731for fucks sake you morons, this question is the reward for beating him, we ask about the sword first, then anything else he can answer if he is feeling cooperative
>>29912759Well my guess is a rebellion happening or a civil war.Since that big of a change will cause a divide.
>>29912716Support.>>29912745He doesn't know and he doesn't care.
oh for fucks sake, he can tell us where the sword is, the one reason why we are here, and you want to waste it asking inane pointless shit we can figure out later
>>29912724We're literally right next to his descendant. His name is Michael Hole.
>>29912794>asking inane pointless shit we can figure out laterLike finding the sword?
1 - item identify2 - Sword locationVote with quote to this post and the number on the next line only. Vote ends in five minutes.
>>29912807Hile, fucking autocorrect.
>>29912834>2
>>299128342
>>299128341
What if the sword is better than the spear?
>>29912857then we still give it back, or get tainted and have most appal not do bossiness with a thief.
>>29912857Then we get Ja'al to forge a magical pole and we tie the sword to it.
>>29912834>1
>>29912834Neither. We know the sword is here and can find it on our own. Magic items probably aren't hard to identify, Ja'al could probably do it.Ask something useful, like how to track down the people trying to kill us.
>>29912893The mark only happens if we steal the spear without giving him the sword.And he said he won't even finish making the spear until he gets the sword.
>>29912834I'd say neither really, since he's probably about to kill Michael for being Hile's descendant.
>>29912913too late for that since people want to rush towards the sword for some reason.
>>29912945>>29912878>>29912851>>29912845>>29912846>>29912868>>29912869Writing.Several votes unused due to not following instructions.
>>29912994lost your trip OPeither way, we should get ready to defend Mike
>>29912834Dear god, neither of those.Belay that.
>>29912994Why did we ask that? Why?
>>29912994What we should have asked "Do you have any idea why the current King Hile intends to break his own line of succession?" That shit would be very good to kow.
>>29912994"Where is the magic sword?" you ask. =Within the central hall, beneath the stones. Pry loose the central stone and you shall find it there.=He says, grinning wide. =I will see you sooner or later.= he points at Micheal. =You shall pay for your father's sins.=And with that, he vanishes. "What... What did he mean?" he manages. >In any case, we should get the weapon and go.>In any case, we should hurry home and get as much defensive magic cast on you as possible.>WriteinOn another note, many of the other questions you wished to ask he'd not be able to answer - he's not omniscient.
>>29913044I agree. We haven't even searched the temple, and we're using a single free answer to ANY question to find it.Avalon, please stop, slow down. Let us discuss and find a good question.
>>29913078>>In any case, we should get the weapon and go and we should hurry home and get as much defensive magic cast on you as possible.
>>29913078>>In any case, we should hurry home and get as much defensive magic cast on you as possible.
>>29913078>In any case, we should get the weapon and go. Then when we get back get as much defensive magic cast on you as possible.
>>29913078>>In any case, we should get the weapon and go.>>Tell him the truth.
>>29913078>In any case, we should get the weapon and go.It's an ancient temple with at least two treasure spots that we know of. We're looting this place top to bottom.
>>29913078Really, damn. I figured it was more expansive since it was a demon saying he could answer any question as a reward for fulfilling a binding contract. Magic.
>>29913078I'll second >>29913110 & >>29913117then on the way home we tell him the truthDidn't expect it to be his father, because wasn't it his grandpa who became the king with dirty tricks and started the line, if it was, then his father would be a prince and not a noble
>>29913078>>In any case, we should get the weapon and go.>>"I'm not the only one that demons have a hateboner for, apparently. Your ancestors are like demonhate viagra or something. Law damn, man..."
>>29913168>>>"I'm not the only one that demons have a hateboner for, apparently. Your ancestors are like demonhate viagra or something. Law damn, man..."heh
>>29913078I was less interested in his answer than narrowing or redirecting the focus of his vengeance. >Get the weapon, but check the room for traps first.
>>29913162>Didn't expect it to be his father, because wasn't it his grandpa who became the king with dirty tricks and started the line, if it was, then his father would be a prince and not a nobleHis grandfather was the lord, his father is the one that recently became king.
>>29913153It's dark out. We have been travelling all day, we haven't explored the bottom. We should make camp in the solid piece of architecture and set out in the morning.
>>29913212right, well then when we get back, we can tell the king that him being a massive douchebag of a cunt is putting his son at risk and he should learn to clean up his own mess'
>>29913256As funny as that'd be, the King would probably wreck our shit for being that disrespectful.
>>29913256He did, how was he supposed to know that his sons body guard would release a demon of the person he NTRED/ murdered in front of the woman he loved.
>>29913283he knew enough mind control magic to mindcontrol NTR the woman, so he must know about how demons are createdhe ain't innocent at all, and he knows it
>>29913316what if the reason he became so magical is because of the soul sucking rods souls were given to him?>young princess fell before his charms, charms you knew not to be entirely natural.
Another note is that demon memory is TERRIBLE, and often names are fucked up along with appearances. So, in the end, who knows who in the line it is~>>29913117>>29913110>>29913153"Let's just get the weapon and prepare to leave." you grumble, heading downstairs. With some work, you prise the floor-stone free, pulling the sword out. It's beautiful, etched with hair-line cracks which glow softly. >Let's camp here. >Let's rush home.>Writein
>>29913399>>Let's rush home.
>>29913399>>WriteinExplore the temple more.
>>29913399>If it's dark out, camp until tomorrow. If there's still day light left, travel until nightfall.
>>29913399>Another note is that demon memory is TERRIBLE, and often names are fucked up along with appearances. So, in the end, who knows who in the line it is~So it could have been hundreds of years ago or it could be a distant uncle.>Let's rush home.When we get home, lets pray to Raev and thank her for her help.But for now, lets get the fuck out of Clowns territory
>>29913399>who knows who in the line it isuhh we do>=I will see you sooner or later.= he points at Micheal. =You shall pay for your father's sins.=
>>29913399It's the middle of the night right? Camp in the demon's room upstairs taking turns on watch. Should be the most defensible place around here.
>>29913399>Let's camp here.It's dark, we've been awake for a while, set out in the morning.Also, loot the basement level.
>>29913399>Let's camp here.We can trust a temple for another god.
>>29913399>Let's camp here.
>>29913399>WriteinStay in temple/loot the temple.
>>29913399Camp here in the demon's room, maybe explore a bit during the day.
>>29913540>>29913531>>29913500>>29913449You pitch camp inside the temple's main hall. Checking the basement, you find some old food and nothing else - and in the distant room, a shrine to Anan, but nothing else. You sigh as you return.Micheal is gone.>PANIC>Shout his name>Search one of the side rooms>Look outside>Writein
>>29913617>>Shout his name>>Search one of the side rooms
>>29913617>Shout his name>Search one of the side roomsand if we don't find him then>PANIC
>>29913617>Search one of the side rooms>silently curse self for splitting the party
>>29913617Never let him out of our presence. Not in the Wilds. >Search one of the side roomsIf we don't find him look outside. If we don't find him there then shout. I'd prefer to avoid making too much noise here, but it's worth a shot if we can't find him.
>>29913653>>29913645>>29913636>>29913696You shout his name as you search the side rooms, until eventually, you end up in the main hall and trip over his clothes. You look them over when his head appears at... head level, floating."You should have seen your face, Annelin! Turns out the robe is for invisibility! Isn't that amazing? Shame it can't hide anything but flesh.">Whip it off his body in anger>Slap him>palm face>Writein
>>29913845>palm face
>>29913845>Slap him>>Whip it off his body in anger
>>29913845>palm face>>>Whip it off his body
>>29913845The lens!See if the lens is made to defeat the invisibility!
>>29913845>>Whip it off his body in anger>>palm face
>>29913845>Face palm"I really hope nothing hostile was close enough to hear me give away our position just now."
>>29913845>palm face>Whip it off his body in angertime for serious talks, once he is decent, we should tell him what the demon said
>>29913845"...That's nice, but in the future, tell someone you're going to become invisible."
>>29913845>Face Palm!>DO NOT whip it off his body in anger as he is clearly naked underneath it.
>>29913845>Slap himYou don't pull that on your bodyguard in the Wilds.
>>29913991Voting for this
Rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10>>29913845How the hell does he keep getting naked so fast?
>>29914052>>29913930>>29913923>>29913905>>29913889You walk up to him and slap his face, angry. "Don't you dare do that again! You nearly had me shitless, lawdamnit!" you reach up and pull at the collar of the robe, and he covers himself hastily as you toss it aside. "Get dressed and go to bed. I'll take first watch." you growl, and he's gone. You sit heavily near the entrance to the temple, stretching quietly in thought. You can't believe it's only been a few days in this job. It feels so much longer. You lean back, looking up. "pssst."You squint. A tiny spider is hanging in the doorway. "pssssssssssst.">Another one?>Why are you all so obsessed with me?>Anan, too?
>>29914366>>Why are you all so obsessed with me?
>>29914366>>Anan, too?We are miss popular today.
>>29914366"...Now what?"
>>29914366"Three in one day?Gotta be some kind of record."Show respect. Bow or something. It is a god, after all.
>>29914366"Would you prefer I not camp here?"
>>29914366>>Another one?>>Why are you all so obsessed with me?>>Anan, too?
>>29914366>You squint. A tiny spider is hanging in the doorway. "pssssssssssst.">Another one?"Hope you don't mind a bit of company staying the night."
>>29914422>>29914440Yeah, definitely. Show respect and offer to leave if they want us to, but we really have to know why we're so sought after.
>>29914422Yeah I mean really the only one who was kind of a dick to us was Clown. Because he's Clown.No need to hold a grudge against deities in general.
>>29914366>>Anan, too?>Why are you all so obsessed with me?Be polite.
Rolled 7>>29914422"Three in one day?"The spider chuckles. "Oh, you'd be surprised how wide-ranging we can be if we want." he says, landing on your shoulder. "Apparently I need no introduction, which is just as well. I wanted to just thank you.""Thank me?""For clearing my temple of a demon. That's all. So I'll do you a service." he says, "I will make one of the things you own totally invincible!""Do I get to choose?""Nope!" he says with a laugh. "No, that would be a much greater reward. Instead, I'll choose for you." he looks you over in thought.>Helmet>Pauldron (left)>Pauldron (right)>Gauntlet (left)>Gauntlet (right)>Undershirt>Bra>Chestplate>Pant armor>Boot (left)>Boot (Right)>Socks>Panties (Update not finished)
>>29914662>>Bra..."You sure your not Clown?"
>>29914662C'mon panties.
>>29914662>Indestructible braAnanAnan pls
>>29914662"There. By the might of industry and commerce, your bra is now completely indestructible!" "You're kidding." "Nope! Well, it's actually a very good thing! That one white bra cannot be peirced, torn, ripped, worn, or harmed. Think of the defenses!" "Well, yes, but..."You sigh, and Anan laughs. "You're a good kid. Raev likes you, anyway.""You know her?""Of course! You think I'd stay in the pantheon with her and not... Well. Let me just say her feathers are quite soft and warm." he says with a chuckle. He pauses."Okay, fine. One question. No gaurentee I'll answer. You mortals have to do something yourselves, after all."
>>29914662They're doing this on purpose.The gods got together for a round table conference and decided that they would bug Annelin for absolutely no reason until she goes completely loopy.IT'S WORKING
>>29914742"What does it mean to be a good king?"
>>29914662>Making bra indestructibleI suppose it's too late to go fetch one of our fancier->>29914742-guess so."... anything interesting about the sword?"
>>29914742>"So, you and Raev...details?"
>>29914742Ask about the validity of the Demon's story
>>29914662>invincible panties the catch is that you can't remove them >>29914742well, what can these magic items do anyway (show him the sword and the items we won)
>>29914742"Is that demon going to be a problem?"
>>29914742"Do I even want to know why Clown has eyes on me?"
>>29914742> One questionAsk about who is sending demons to kill us and Michel. >>29914816>>29914810>>29914803>>29914778>wasting this chance. What's wrong with you?
>>29914855SeriouslyAsk about who is sending demons to kill us and Michel.
>>29914855We don't really have anything worth asking at this juncture. So if he gives us a silly boon (the Invincible Bra!) then we might as well ask a silly question.
>>29914888I actually accept this as a valid point.I do think we need a sillier question.Actually I'd like to know what happened to that Clown Priest. He's not waiting right outside the temple readying himself to light us on fire in our sleep or something, is he?
>>29914888Have demon assassins sent by a unknown foe coming after us.>We don't really have anything worth askingI hate you so much.
Need some consensus.
>>29915200Ask who is sending the demon assassins.
>>29915200>>29914866>>29914855might as well ask about the assassins and their boss
Rolled 5, 3, 1 = 9>>29914742Who makes the best armor within 100 miles of Central?
>>29915200Ask about the demon assassins
>>29915200Demon assassin boss if you please.
>>29915211>>29915218>>29915274"Alright. Demons have been targeting me and the Prince. Who's summoning and sending them?""One question, two answers!" he says. "Since you asked who's summoning first..." he grins. "Wordworm." he says. "Up to you to find him, up to you to fight him." he says, laughing as he crawls up some silk. "Good luck." And he's gone.
>>29915319When the prince gets back:>"Good news! Anan gifted me an indestructible bra. No, I'm not kidding. Yes, I'm just as confused as you are."
>>29915319Not sure I like him very much.For a slightly more 'straight man' god than Clown or Raev, he sure seemed... a little chaotic. Are they all like that except old man law?
>>29915382he seemed more good natured and enjoying a laugh rather than being a chaotic dickbag for the sake of being a chaotis dickbagI like him a hell of a lot more than Clown and Law from what we've seen of him.Raev is best god through and through
>>29915382At least Anan just gave us some mostly unhelpful stuff. Didn't actually do anything bad, just some silly stuff that doesn't do much for us.
>>29915427Clown is decent, but has a twisted sense of humor.
>>29915465Invincible bra isn't bad, it's right over some important parts of the chest, behind the breasts are the lungs, and it might help against a heart hit as well.It covers some important parts.
>>29915427>>29915465Sigh. I suppose. I'm sort of dreading encountering Coyote - because let's be realistic here, we probably will sooner or later.>Yahweh entropyYou said it, captcha.
>>29915519>CoyoteWho?
