As soon as the clothes were gone and both of your eyes had gone black, you felt pulses of heat pass through your body, and a muted screaming piercing your pleasure clouded mind. Once the connection had been broken, Rhey was dead, and a fading biotic glow surrounded your body. You, my dear, are an Ardat’yakshi, a demon of the Night-Wind.

With the Hallex still ripping through your body, and the after-glow of the bonding still in your mind, you scramble to figure out what you should do.

All invalid votes will be disregarded. You must quote the post, and the number verbatim to prevent same-fags.

>1 - Dispose of the body (write-in)
>2- Call for help
>3- Run godamnit! Run far away!
>4- Write-in

>>29851595
>1

>>29851595
The anti-same protection only works if it's literally the exact same post, so trying to use it while also asking for write-ins on 1 is weird.

>>29851613
That's very true.
*sigh* Disregard the verbatim post if it's a write-in, otherwise stick to the rule.

>>29851595
>3
Ardat-Yakshi are rare as fuck. No coroner worth her medical degree is going to look at Rhey and automatically assume foul play, especially not with all that hallex in her system. Leave the pills near her body, they'll chalk it up to an overdose, and you can get the fuck out of dodge. Speaking of which, now might be a great time to be someplace else.

>>29851595

>4

This isn't a core world, it's just a random backwater. Let's quietly slip away. Toss the body in a dumpster or something.

>>29851595
1

>>29851595
3

>>29851598
doesn't count

>>29851637
i suggest only using it for when things are being argued. if there seems to be consensus then don't bother. use your judgement

>>29851646
I feel like people would notice if a biologist went missing

>>29851671
I apologize for the fuck-ups, not quite used to being on the QM side of things, thanks for the advice

>>29851595
>>1 - Dispose of the body (write-in)oing to be hard but we need to obfuscate the cause of death. Crush her with biotics, or snap her neck. I'd prefer the latter, though we may just wretch since we're so young.

>>29851682
It's alright. Secure voting isn't always necessary. Sometimes you just have to count for what falls into majority and pull in some of the given ideas.

>>29851598
>>29851647
>>29851667
>>29851644
>>29851711
>1 wins,
Post incoming

>>29851682
There's no real reason to bother with number voting unless you have reason to believe there's samefagging.

>>29851711
>>snap her neck
>someone called this BFQ 2 in QTG
>first thread and already someone wanting to snap necks

>>29851735
theres always samefagging. you just don't have to worry about it if it's all going in the same direction.

>>29851766
> theres always samefagging.
I refuse to believe this, I run a quest with like 2-3 voters, can't be samefagging with that number.

It just can't.

>>29851755
I thought they called Calibrations Quest BFQ 2

>>29851595
>4- Write-in

Okay, we're Ardat-Yakshi. If anyone finds out, our life is over. They're sending us to a convent where we'll do nothing but meditate for the rest of our incredibly long life.

I say we start planning our escape from Thessia now. Grab whatever credits Rhey might have had lying around, maybe a change of clothes and any ID she has around. We might be able to impersonate her long enough to get off-world before anyone figures out it was us.

Then we move on to 1, cause we can't just leave the body here. Disposing of it will buy us time, and time is what we're gonna need.

Obscuring cause of death should be done by immolation. Only real option.

>>29851786
.... ive got bad news for you anon

just kidding, think 5+ votes will get you at least 1 samefagger, but from there it goes up exponentially. by 20 you got at least 6-7

>>29851824
Burning bodies has an ODOR though. Then again, rather be charged with murder than as a known AY.

>>29851786
I've done it when there was only one other participant.
(that only lasted for maybe two QM posts, at which point other people had noticed, and then the /a/ mods noticed and deleted the thread)

>>29851887
We're already suspect #1 for her disappearance. We have minimal time before they start coming after us for murder.

Plus we can take the body to another site (Space garbage bags) before burning it.

Acting on self-preservation instinct, you decide to hide evidence of murder by disposing of the body. You clothe her, take the bottle of Hallex pills, and slip it into her jacket-pocket. You continue to cry lightly as your drag her lifeless form across the floor and out the back entrance of your ground-level apartment. The exit leads to a dark back-alley, the smell of garbage flooding your over-active senses. You take several Hallex pills and drop them on the ground surrounding Rhey in order to make the situation look like an overdose, placing her back against the dumpster so she is hidden from the streets’ view.

You head back into the apartment and grab several essentials, shoving them into your back-pack, before hailing a cab to take you to the nearest space-port. The volus driver scans your credit-chit, and in the way that only a volus taxi-cabbie can do, aggressively gets you to the spaceport despite the immense volume of traffic surrounding it. At this point you have stopped crying, but your mind is dominated by dread, and the desire to feed again.

Where do you flee?
>Thessia, hopefully you can find help there.
>The Citadel, the trillions of citizens will be easy to hide among.
>Omega, a crime-haven ruled by a krogan warlord.
>Write-in

>>29851914
Ooo, wish we could just jettison it out into space. That would definitely work.

>>29851824

No. Biotic crushing the body into unrecognizeable pulp, or create impact blows that make it look like an aircar accident or something.

>>29851927
>Omega, a crime-haven ruled by a krogan warlord.

>>29851927

Let's go to Ilium. I hear Eclipse is hiring.

>>29851927
What better place to disappear to than a crime haven? Go to Omega.

>>29851927
>>Omega, a crime-haven ruled by a krogan warlord.
we aria now

>>29851927
>Omega
For now.
Fleeing to the homeworld would be a terrible idea unless we want to get killed.
The Citadel has a lot of positive points but is too close to a serious police force. It'd be a good place to at least visit in the future, though.
Omega offers us expendable people and a lot of potential jobs where people won't ask questions.

>>29851927
>The Citadel, the trillions of citizens will be easy to hide among.

Too much of a chance on Thessia that this will happen again, and we'll be surrounded by people likely to recognize what it is.

I would say Omega, but it's too dangerous for us as we are now. On the Citidel we might be able to find some weapons and maybe even a little training if we're lucky.

>>29851943
So long as it didn't look like biotics, we could probably get away with making her look like meat. I think we're still too innocent for that right now though.

>>29851927
>>Omega, a crime-haven ruled by a krogan warlord.
Too obvious. Too dangerous.
>>29851927
>>Thessia, hopefully you can find help there.
Death sentence.
>>29851927
>>The Citadel, the trillions of citizens will be easy to hide among.
Only real choice unless we do a write in...

Earth is off since humans haven't made contact yet. Anyone know of a good place to run to?

>>29851988
my thoughts exactly
>>29851927
>Omega, a crime-haven ruled by a krogan warlord.

>>29851996
Man I am just getting outvoted left and right. lol

>>29851964
>Ilium
It has Asari influence. that's bad.
Then again, we wouldn't stand out as much, and it is a bit more off to the side.
I like it.

>young asari
So how long until we become a stripper? Or did we already do that before we got our PhD?

>>29852031
>>29851990
>>29851988
>>29851983
>>29851963
Omega it is

>>29852031
Any body else up for assembling a pirate fleet the turning it into a kingdom and slowly expanding our power until we rule the galaxy?

>>29852096

If we're going to Omega, we might as well orchestrate the rise of Aria. Would be nice to become the grey eminence behind the figurehead pirate queen.

>>29852134
We ARE Aria.

>>29852149
No, Aria isn't an AY.
So at some point in the future we may need to fuck her to stop her from taking over.

>>29852209
Nah, we just don't tell anyone and only fuck those we sentence to death. that way it just comes off as gang killings and we don't get justicars on our ass while we rise to power.

It's the best way to conceal the killings.

>>29852209
Aria doesn't seem the type to be dumb enough to fuck an Ardat-Yakshi.

>>29852209

Nah. I think it would be nice if we found her as a nice young thing and raised her up with subtle manipulation to let her believe she rules Omega for herself when she's actually dowing our bidding.

>>29851571
Fuck this fanverse, fuck this quest, and most of all, fuck YOU, OP.

>>29851927
>You continue to cry lightly
Fuck that, I want to be Queen Bitch of the Galaxy.

>>29852209
>>29852241
>>29852244
Aria doesn't show up until the end of the Krogan Rebellions, we have a long time until that.

>>29852267
You don't go straight from being in love to going "TIME TO MURDER EVERYONE", anon.

>>29852274
Sounds like somebody's never had a bad break-up.

>>29852270
By that time we will have already started our pirate empire and be encroaching into citidel space.

>>29852265
ass pained? i hear they make a cream for that now
ahh the wonders of progress

>>29852274
I don't think you know what love is if you think there is a difference between those two states.

Besides, we knew fucking her would kill her. We are a goddamn fucking Ardat-Yakshi.

>>29852309
you don't know until your first victim

>>29852315
Which is why Justicars can root them out and monastery them when they're just babies, right?

>>29852309
no we just found out its not like they test for this at birth......wow plot hole

>>29852301
I'm surprised there aren't more people asspained about this shitposting

>>29852342
>not like they test for this at birth
But they do. Thats why Samaras daughters ended up in the monastery before they were sexually mature.

>>29852340
>>29852342
It's plausible that genetic testing for the condition was invented in the two thousand-odd years between the Rachni wars and the events of Mass Effect 2.

>>29852340
>>29852342

Read the wiki links in the OP. A-Y genes are carried by a fairly large minority, but very few of the carriers actually develop into full-blown A-Y.

>>29852340
they don't?

they usually monestary them as babies because it is heriditary and they know

>>29852377
Or that we weren't born on Thessia where no one really knows what an AY is. It's a cultural secret that they DO NOT talk about.

You tap your fingers nervously against your arm rest, gazing out the window at the purple-blue haze of faster than light travel surrounding the ship. Luck had been on your side as you tried finding a pilot crazy enough to fly into the almost-universally known haven of crime and criminality. A small group of Turians were advertising a charity-service for the poor on Omega. Being the… ‘kind-hearted’ asari that you are, you offered to help “Because you feel really, really, really bad for them.” After a few awkward exchanges between the group and yourself, you board a flight straight to Omega.

The flight for the most part is uneventful, the civilian ship you are on is quite tiny, but in decent shape. There isn’t room enough to walk around, but you do have a bench-like seat to yourself. The trip took several hours, during which you shoved the image of Rhey’s death to the back of your mind, you can mourn when you’re safe; the pilot was oddly skilled in navigating the relays. In the distance, you see the ominous red glow of the Omega-4 relay, and farther beyond that, an asteroid field, one asteroid in particular being larger and with a tail—like structure built onto the end.

The lack of customs means you get off the ship quickly, several batarians eyeball you, and laugh, as you glance at a rusty terminal showing a map of the station. From the looks of it, the floor you are on is dominated by shops and a large club named Afterlife. You're stressed beyond all reasonable belief, and you have no idea where you are going to stay, not to mention you don't even have a weapon to defend yourself... Of course your fledgling biotics could come in handy if you trained them.

What do you do?
>Confront the batarians, I’ve been through too much shit today.
>Afterlife, I need to unwind.
>Residential areas, I need a home before I get started planning my new life
>Shopping, (Write-in)
>Other (write-in)

>>29852376
no she only tested after morenth(?) found out

>>29852387
Which means they know who the carriers are and keep a close eye on them instead of letting them squirt out fuck-vampires on Omega.
>>29852397
>it is heriditary
It is literally impossible for that to be the case since AYs murder everything they fuck

>>29852403
>we weren't born on Thessia
>>29851571
>You, young Asari, are Vayle, born on the Asari homeworld Thessia

>>29852403
>>29852397
>>29852387
>>29852377
>>29852376
To clarify this, they don't know when someone is an A-Y. First of all, only a pure-blood Asari is at risk of A-Y, which post-space age are pretty rare due to cultural stigma. And even then, it's about 1% of 1% of Ardat Yakshi that have the deadly 'strain' like Morinth.

>>29852429
>Shopping, (Write-in)

Need a weapon.

Then,

>Residential areas

Need a home.

Then

>Afterlife

Need a job. The bartender might have some leads.

>>29852429
>Shopping
I really think we need a gun. This is Omega after all.

>>29852429
>>Afterlife, I need to unwind.
seduce a wealthy patron and steal his shit

>>29852429
>>Shopping, (Write-in)
Some kind of self-defense weapon. Knife, gun, whatever.

>>29852473
Also, from the ME wiki.
"The condition is impossible to identify until the asari reaches maturity, by which time it is too late to correct. When diagnosed, afflicted asari are given a choice: live in isolation or be executed."

>>29852429
>>Afterlife, I need to unwind.

>>29852476
I'll consider this the action we take after we shop for a weapon, agreed?

>>29852476
Sounds good. We should get something light. Nothing too heavy, we're not a mercenary yet and we need a low profile.

>>29852541
No, we don't need a house if we just seduce someone. Weapon then club

>>29852555
We'll put it to a vote after next post, for now, shopping wins

>>29852555
>>29852541
lets decide after weapon aquisition

>>29852541
yeah sounds like a solid plan.
also do we have profitable skill?

>>29852612
We have a PhD in exobiology.

So no.

>>29852627

We can work in a clinic for xenos. You know, be the friendly asari doctor no one expects to be a serial killer.

>>29852627
>>29852640
YES.

>>29852612
For the most part, your studies focused on exobiology, so you do know an extensive amount about other races biological functions (and Asari), and rudimentary medical knowledge. And biotics could certainly be profitable as well, assuming they're trained.

>>29852627
exnobiology

>>29852640
we don't kow shit about medicine, just bio.

also
>Not becoming the Asari warlord of Omega
pleb

>>29852627
We can be a chop doc and sell the organs of all the bitches we fuck to death.

>>29852640
or drug dealer who makes sure our customers take the right shit and in the right amounts

>>29852663

Mankanshoku Vayle, back-alley surgeon!

>>29852659
>lazily retreading Mass Effect
Gigapleb

Aria is a terrible character, anyways.

>>29852659
We're an AY. That sends up SO many flags.

>>29852663
Sounds alright, low profile. We could set up a deal with the local gangs where we can make even living people disappear.

>>29852663
Guys work too. We can mate with everything.
Even the toilet.

>>29852659
>>Not becoming the Asari warlord of Omega
That's a long-term plan. Getting some kind of stable, low-attention income stream is a more immediate concern.

>>29852686
yeah she way, because she stopped. you gotta keep moving once you take omega. keep expanding until you're a viable galactic force.

>>29852663
female sweeny Todd in space.....fund it

>>29852696
as long as that income is going to pay for our weapons and biotics training then i'm okay with it.

>>29852722
We should do biotics training via holovids or something. An actual instructor miggght notice us getting power way too fast. We also might kill them.

>>29852692
>Guys work too.
>implying /tg/ will fuck any
>>29852707
She was a shit because she was a bland, poorly executed stereotype who never fucking did anything but was played up as DUH ULTIMUTT BADASS. Of course, since she had violet space titties everyone ate that shit up.

>>29852744
We are none of those so we are fine.Well... except the titties part but that acceptable.

>>29852766
>We are none of those
Yet /tg/ wants to be all of those.

Goals list (provisional)
First: get gun, get a place to stay.

Second: possible work as some kind of back alley doctor. Shitty doctor is better than no doctor. Otherwise, one of the many shit-but-you-get-money jobs (waitress, stripper, etc).

Third: obtain social cache, train biotics, feed quietly (?), generally build a discrete power base.

Four: Take over Omega.

Five: Take over Council.

Six: Take over Galaxy, defeat Reapers.

>>29852809
no? we can do it without being bland, poorly excuted, or any other shit.

Rise to warlorddom can be done right.

>>29852837
>Goals list (provisional)
>First: get gun, get a place to stay.
>Second: possible work as some kind of back alley doctor. Shitty doctor is better than no doctor. Otherwise, one of the many shit-but-you-get-money jobs (waitress, stripper, etc).
>Third: obtain social cache, train biotics, feed quietly (?), generally build a discrete power base.
>Four: Take over Omega.
<br/>
>TwentyFive: Take over Council.
>FiftySix: Take over Galaxy, defeat Reapers.

>Shopping

You ignore the glares of the Batarians, and follow the map to the merchant district of the station. The rag-tag collection of shops are surprisingly lively, Volus, Turians, Salarians, Vorcha, and even the rare Asari or two are all around, talking to merchants, browsing through shop-kiosks. Defense being your primary concern, you make a bee-line to “Algot’s Weaponry, pointy things and booms for all”. The shop-keeper is a large Turian male, he glances up at you from the rifle he was polishing and lets out a small laugh once he sees you, “Ey’ what’s a girl like you doing on Omega? You look like you’re about to shit yourself!” he laughs and you give him a look that could have sent a justicar running. He stads up, the giggles dying off,
“Now then, what can I get you?”

WALLET: 3000 credits

>Small pistol, easily hidden, not the best firepower, but it can lethally wound someone who isn’t protected. -400 creds
>Omni-Blade function, military-grade upgrade to your omni-tool that produces a lack-luster blade that can easily shatter if it meets much resistance, but is outrageously easy to hide. -600 creds
>Locust Mach 4 – The weakest model of the famous Locust SMG line, fires 10 rounds a second, not quite easy to hide, but almost certainly spells death for the unprotected – 1400 creds
>Sword – Simple blade made of platinum/tungsten alloys, a popular implement used by many in the tight-alleyways of Omega. For all intents and purposes, it will be pretty obvious you have it on your person, and don’t even think of getting into a gun fight. - 300 creds.

>>29852908
Small pistol, omni-blade.

We have no real income stream, can't spend too much, but if we get into trouble we don't know if it'll be in melee or at range.

>>29852908
For now I vote small pistol and omni-blade.

>>29852908
I really like the idea of the SMG. But that seems like a substantial chunk of our cash...

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>set quest thousands of years in the past from the ME trilogy
>literally nothing is different
>right down to the club names, drug names, and weapon brands
Even KOTOR did a better job than this, m8

>>29852908
How are there krogan if the rachni wars haven't begun yet? The salarians found them durring the war.

>>29852908
>>Small pistol, easily hidden, not the best firepower, but it can lethally wound someone who isn’t protected. -400 creds
>>Omni-Blade function, military-grade upgrade to your omni-tool that produces a lack-luster blade that can easily shatter if it meets much resistance, but is outrageously easy to hide. -600 creds
These seem the best for being low profile. An omni blade will be pretty important and we can update it into stronger forms I bet. Being able to shank someone out of the blue is important too.

>>29852962
I noticed too... Muh suspension of disbelief

>>29852953
>>29852956
Not omni-blades. Not only are they dumb as fuck, but our biotics serve the same exact function. SMG or oistol alone would be better since we gonna go full mindmage on motherfuckers.

If anything, lets invest in a shotgun and BIOTIC CHARGE

>>29852962
The galaxy is run by elves and dwarves, shit changes slowly when "dying of old age" means dying at 2000.

>>29852962
Please read lore surrounding the ME universe.

Afterlife was a club founded by the founder of Omega, an unamed krogan warlord. Aria became this guy's head of security, and she ended up overthrowing him. You meet him in ME2, his name is 'Patriarch', a name Aria gave him to be insulting as possible.

>>29852971
Probably a Plothole in the universe. Because afterlife's founding was before the all-out outbreak of Rachni Wars.

Anyways, it'll be easy to gloss over, the situation could be just like the Shadow Broker, or atleast that's how I'm portraying it.

>>29852962
Mass Effect's timeline makes no fucking sense, there, I said it.

>>29852982
I'm almost certain Hallex was mentioned to be a new drug in ME2, too. More annoying is the fact that the company behind the Locust SMG is explicitly human and humans don't even exist yet.
>>29852991
Which is still thousands of years after us, given that the Rebellions hasn't happened yet

If this thing is before Rachni wars, aren't Turians still unknown?

Also Krogan are busy blowing each other up with nukes on Tuchanka and Quarians still have their homeworld... or do I have that mixed up?

>>29853025
It's also full of retcons (Sovereign originally wiped out a huge portion of the human/turian navies) and nonsense developments (omnigel going totally obsolete in two years, omniblades being adopted by literally everyone inside of six months)

>>29853047
>If this thing is before Rachni wars, aren't Turians still unknown?
Turians were around since the beginning I thought, they just didn't get any recognition until they genebombed the krogans.

>>29853047
Quarians have their homeworld, but are a citadel species,

Turians were present during the conflict

>>29853058
Reaper Tech

>>29853025
It did in ME1, but a steady steam of asspulls and retcons fucked over any sense of consistency the setting has. AYs themselves are massive piles of shit, lorewise.

>>29853058
Sadly, this. Mass Effect's lore has been retconned into Oblivion. But like >>29853024
said, it's probably a situation like the shadow broker, someone brought this individual away from his homeworld, and the individual escaped.

>>29853087
Heat sinks

>>29853075
According to the wiki:
>The Citadel Council makes first contact with the turians around this time [ed's note: 700 CE] and persuades them to aid in the war. After the krogan respond to the initial turian offensive by devastating turian colonies with weapons of mass destruction, the turians vow to stop the krogan from ever becoming a threat again.

>>29853090
It never fucking made sense. Technological civilizations do not stagnate for thousands of years, which is necessary for the ME timeline to make sense.

>>29853094
Mind explaining where said escaped krogan found a time machine capable of dragging guns away the future from?

>>29853112

Rate of -fuckit.

Well let's carry on.

Or you know we could just retcon the timeline to right before the First Contact War. It's not too late for that.

>>29853113
All the major players in ME were closer to cargo cults than to anything innovative. They just scavenged everything from the Forerunners I mean XelNaga I mean the Old Ones.

Besides, it was a Space Opera setting, I'm willing to overlook things like that so long as the timeline and setting you give me remains consistent. Which ME didn't.

>>29853155
Even then, OP still fucked up with the Locust SMG.

>>29853210
It references an animal that they've never heard of.

>>29852908
Pistol and Omni-blade

>>29853190

You spelled Precursors wrong. But let's get back to the story.

Omniblade sounds handy. Get that.

How good are we with biotics? A sidearm might be superfluous.

>>29853151
The worst part is come ME3 they drop all pretenses of caring and just call it ammo.
>>29853225
And is made by a species that is literally impossible to get in contact with since our Mass Relay was shut down all the way up until the FC War.

>>29853240
>>Your fledgling biotics could come in handy if you trained them
We don't have much skill but we can use them

You slide the pistol into the waist-band of you pants, the jacket concealing it. Your omni-tool flashes a bit as the shop-keeper programs the new blade. Your balance dropping down to 2000 credits, you make your way back to a map terminal, you feel much more confident now that you are wielding something to protect you, the atmosphere of Omega feeling a lot less dangerous than before. You’re still homeless at the moment, but that can be quickly rectified by heading to any of the residential districts in the area.

You feel an arm on your shoulder, quickly turning you notice two of the batarians from earlier. The one with his hand on your shoulder pushes you into the wall, the hall-way you are in is primarily empty, minus yourself and the batarians.

“So how about giving us that credit chit before we have an issue here?”
Rolls are d100, 5-1 are crit fails, 95-100 successes. Best of the first 3 rolls wins, unless it’s a crit failure, which can only be beat by a crit success.
>Run, (DC 40)
>Stab him with the Omniblade, (DC 40)
>Attempt using your biotics to push them back, or potentially harm them. (DC 50 to push them back, if higher than 60 harms them.)
>Reverse the situation by pulling the gun on them, (DC 60)
>Give them the Chit

>>29853240
>Omniblade sounds handy.
see >>29852980
Omni-blades are literally worthless to us.

>>29853250

Technically it's the same thing, I suppose.

In real life, we also call things you draw on tablets with styluses too. Even though it's different than tablets and styluses our ancestors used.

Rolled 47

>>29853261

Stab one guy. Intimidate the others. We could get our first henchmen here.

Rolled 22

>>29853261
Run

Rolled 47

>>29853261
>Stab him with the Omniblade
Do we roll with the vote or after it's chosen?

Rolled 50

>>29853253
>>Reverse the situation by pulling the gun on them, (DC 60)
Put on brass balls for this and try to keep those knees from buckling.
If they try to disarm us, we fall back to biotic blast or blade. Preferably the blade right now.

>>29853261
Run.

Rolled 16, 99 = 115

>>29853261
>Stab him
>Then run
First dice is for stab second is for running.

>>29853261
From now on, you should leave the rolling until after everyone comes to a consensus. Otherwise, they are just gonna vote for whatever roll won. Like, I want to use Biotics, but stabbing already won the diceroll so I'm gonna go with that.

>>29853298
With the vote, for the sake of saving time.

Rolled 25

>>29853261
>>Reverse the situation by pulling the gun on them, (DC 60)
Fire a warning shot if they think we're full of it. Right into their leg.

You're gonna need to call for a roll when an option has been decided on, OP. Otherwise we'll get pretty chaotic here. I mean, are you gonna take only the choices accompanied by rolls that pass the DC or what?

>>29853312
Also true. Disregard >>29853317, but for this roll, we'll stick with stabbing winning.

Everyone okay with
>>29853291
?

Rolled 23

>>29853261
>>Stab him with the Omniblade, (DC 40)

>>29853346
I don't want henchmen. I want their money and for them to fuck off.

...We may try soliciting them for sex though.

>>29853346
I feel like Vayle wouldn't be very intimidating at this point even after stabbing a foureyes.

>>29853381
>>29853379

We'll just stick to stabbing him for now.

>>29853346
Not up for henchmen.
It draws attention.

>>29853402
Offer to suck their dicks for 50 creds

>>29853421
But that would be lewd. We should offer sex, since that isn't.

>>29853346

We should at least intimidate the batarians. Shake them down for credits.

>>29853346
Sounds good

>>29853458
Yes, a traumatized postdoc with a crappy knife is very intimidating.

We need to build up power before we can start threatening people.

>>29853503
What we really need to build up is insanity.

The omniblade flares in existence as you drive your hand towards the Batarian’s stomach, being unarmored, the blade goes straight through him. He coughs up a decent amount of blood onto you, before collapsing to the ground. The omniblade dissipates, and you quickly pull your gun from your waist, you tremble slightly as you aim it at the other two Batarians. Before you have the chance to say something, they quickly run off, apparently being unarmed besides brawn. You gag slightly as you rifle through the batarian’s pockets, finding a chit that reads 400 creds, and pocket lint.

You gather yourself, and run from the scene, thankfully on Omega a dead batarian won’t bring much attention, but that’s the second life you’ve taken in the short amount of time. Now armed, and as the Batarian proves, dangerous, you find another map kiosk, taking care to find one in a much more public area. Gazing at the orange dot signifying “You are here!”, you plot yournext destination. The amounts of credits you have can definitely afford a small apartment, but adrenaline is still coursing through your body from the prior encounter, maybe you should expend it?

>Afterlife, (Write-in)
>Find a place to stay
>Go for a bite to eat at a quieter place
>Other (Write-in)

>>29853643
>Go for a bite to eat at a quieter place
Need to cool down, don't want to look like a druggie with the jitters when we go to buy an apartment.

>>29853643
>afterlife

Maybe merc squads are still around? Blue-suns won't exist because they don't happen until a few decades before repear crisis, but eclipse is probably around

>>29853643
>Find a place to stay
Preferably somewhere out of the way, because we might end up with bodies in it. Use all the walking to cool off.

>>29853657
>Go for a bite to eat at a quieter place

>>29853643

Let's find a clinic and see if they have any jobs available. Also, they may have stims.

>>2985366
Fuck that, MC is still way to timid to suddenly go merc.

>Go for a bite to eat at a quieter place

>>29853682
>>29853704
>>29853657

Bite to eat it is

>>29853744
>>29853704
>>29853682
>>29853692

Eating wins, post incoming

How does AY killing work, anyway? Can we just mindrape people to death or do we need to get them in the mood?

>>29853813

Guess it's easier to clean up afterwards if the victim doesn't see it coming.

Not like it was hard to find people willing to go at it with a space siren.

>>29853813
The lore isn't clear on this, but most of it seems to point to the need for seduction first

>>29853813
We can force our way into their heads if its anything like regular asari sex.

Meaning yes, we should theoretically be able to do some mindrape killings. Its just easier to drag them to our den like a spider.

I'm also pretty sure we have a subtle aura of attractiveness/mindrape too.

>>29853813
> How does AY killing work, anyway?
It takes a few seconds, touch range, obvious (looks like normal asari sex), then you die.

>>29853862
Didn't Samara say something to the effect that Morinth's seduce-then-kill deal was just her being a psycho?

>>29853959
"The asari do this to the Ardat-Yakshi because it is an addictive condition; they feel compelled to mate, and the compulsion grows stronger each time they succeed."
"during mating the Ardat-Yakshi's nervous system completely overpowers and dominates that of her mate's, causing hemorrhaging in the victim's brain"

They never say anything but mating, which is the contestable part.

>>29853867
>I'm also pretty sure we have a subtle aura of attractiveness/mindrape too.
>On one planet, Morinth corrupted an entire village and convinced them to worship her. The villagers offered their daughters to her as sacrifices.
Either we have an aura of fuckme or Morinth was really charismatic

>>29853959
yeah I think it's just the mind linking that kills and during asari sex that's the norm so it's easier to pull off. I would assume someone who's willing to open their mind is easier to link with than a enemy out in the field.

>>29854030

>eat
You walk into a small bar, mostly empty, and a salarian manning the bar. The few tables in the room are taken, so you sit at the bar, order cheap, but filling, bar-food, the mundane act of eating calming you down from the prior murder(s). Sitting there, lost in thought, you don’t notice a Quarian female sit down next to you,

“Hey, you there? Hellloooooooo” She says, waving her hand in front of your face, shocking you out of your thought-process. You look at her, noticing her lightly bioluminescent eyes, you mutter a greeting to her,

“So what’s an Asari like yourself doing in a run-down place like this? Are you in that ‘fuck settling down, I’m gonna go do what I want phase’? Or just poor?”

You laugh, and tell her that you’re traveling around, exploring the universe and what-not. Time flies by as the two of you strike up a long conversation, she introduces herself as “Mel’”, and as the bar-keep announces that he’s closing shop for a few hours, the two of you walk out, thick as thieves at the point. She never exactly tells you how she got to Omega, but she reveals that she works as an engineer down in the eezo mines of the asteroid. Before you know it, she’s holding open a door for you,

“So do you want to stay over? You look like you’ve been through hell today!”

>“Um… Sure, sounds good.”
>“Nah, I have a place back in the um, Kerra district,”
>Tell her it’s probably not a good idea,
>Other

>>29853959
>It takes a few seconds, touch range, obvious (looks like normal asari sex), then you die.
I was under the impression it HAD to be sex. Something about the bonding process burns out the nerves/neurons of their mate and gives them a mega high.

>>29854057
>>“Um… Sure, sounds good.”

>>29854057
>“Um… Sure, sounds good.”
So this is where we get a girlfriend, right anons?

>>29854040
She also trained her biotics to be able to do that shit, seeing as she was trying to mind control you as well.

I'm just saying I don't know if its something she learned how to do or something she was born with and just honed throughout her life.

>>29854057

>Sure.

But no embracing eternities on the first date. We're not in that phase anymore. Besides, she could be useful for contacts.

Talk to her when we're in her apartment. Where she's from, what a quarian is doing so far from Rannoch, that sort of thing.

>>29854097
So long as we eat her brain afterwards.

>>29854040
>Either we have an aura of fuckme or Morinth was really charismatic
All asari have an aura of fuckme. It's suggested to be neurochemical. AY may have an exceptional one.

>>29854060
It is sex (or, well, pseudo-bacterial conjugation). That's how asari exchange genetic data for reproduction. It's not human sex, though.

Watch the videos of Shepard getting killed by "sexing" Morinth. She touches him, goes blue-aura-y, and he dies. They don't even take off their clothes.

Isn't the condition addictive though? I'm pretty sure if we stay we'll be compelled to mind-rape

>>29854123
No we don't want to become a crazy murdering bitch.

>>29854057
>“Um… Sure, sounds good.”

Let's make a friend!

And try not to eat her soul.

>>29854174
But it feels so good

>>29854152
Aww yeah, do that nasty horizontal gene transfer baby.

>>29854166
One hit doesn't mean we're addicted.

>>29854057
>>“Um… Sure, sounds good.”
We're not killing this one. She's the first nice person we've met here.

>>29854213
>>29854187
>>29854106
>>29854097
>>29854077

Stay over wins

>>29854174
Fuck you, I totally want to fuck the galaxy to death.
>>29854152
>Watch the videos of Shepard getting killed by "sexing" Morinth. She touches him, goes blue-aura-y, and he dies. They don't even take off their clothes.
For one, all of the sex scenes in ME2 involve a fade to black, so that proves nothing

Two, I was talking about the typical asari bonding process. Morinth has to actually get naked and do the whole embrace eternity blackeyes deal to get that yahkshi high from killing you.

>>29854235
Watch:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RVXtD37qYzc

No fade to black, no disrobing.

The two of you continue talking, Mel puts on a holo-vid, and the two of you have an over-all nice chat, the quarian constantly switching into techno-babble about the power of the drills, and the calibrations required for maximum eezo yield, etcetera before apologizing, laughing, and asking you questions about your past. You avoid most of the questions of your past, simply chalking everything up to your status as an Asari maiden.

Mel stretches her arms into the air as she stands up and grabs a drink from the small kitchen, you watch as she does so, an innate hunger you recognize as the Ardat Yakshi desire nags you, but it is easy to ignore at this point, assuming you don’t want to indulge the feeling.
“What are you doing so far from Rannoch? From what I’ve heard Quarians seem to love that planet, the holos on it are certainly beautiful,” You ask her, she glances down, and dodges the question shoddily by asking if you want something to drink.

>Don’t push the issue, take her up on her offer.
> “I’m guessing it’s a good story if you’re so reluctant to share, but it would be great if you told me”
> Place your arm around her shoulders, make her feel like she can trust you more.
> Excuse yourself to the bathroom, search her bedroom for anything relevant.
>Indulge the… Desire
> Other

>>29854435
>> “I’m guessing it’s a good story if you’re so reluctant to share, but it would be great if you told me”
>> Place your arm around her shoulders, make her feel like she can trust you more.
We can indulge our desire after she trusts us utterly.

>>29854435
>> “I’m guessing it’s a good story if you’re so reluctant to share, but it would be great if you told me”
>accept something weak to drink

>>29854435
>>Don’t push the issue, take her up on her offer.
People probably saw us talking to her, murdering her will just put us back in the situation we were in with Rhey.

Also murder is wrong.

>Excuse yourself to the bathroom, search her bedroom for anything relevant

This could be fun, might find her dark secrets and then have motivation to ardat-yak her evil ass, she's hiding something

>>29854435
> “I’m guessing it’s a good story if you’re so reluctant to share

And we've just met, so I understand that you're not comfortable sharing it. But if you ever do feel like telling me, I'd love to hear it."

Put her more at ease. Tell her an embarassing detail about yourself.

"You know, I'm a pureblood. Both my parents were asari. It's... looked down upon in our society. I guess that's why I left."

A partial truth is the best kind of lie.

>>29854435
>Don’t push the issue, take her up on her offer.

>>29854435
>> “I’m guessing it’s a good story if you’re so reluctant to share, but it would be great if you told me”
We can't drink quarian shit. They're dextro-dna or whatever. Anything she can drink will kill us.

Aside, she's not in a suit right? Kind of cool.

Forgot the trip, my bad
>>29854435

>>29854559
Yup, Quarians don't go germaphobe until the exile

>>29854456
>>29854493
>>29854521
>>29854559
"I'm guessing it's a good story" wins

>>29854559

Yeah, we can't drink her booze or eat her food. But since we're an exobiologist, we could probably impress her with our knowledge of dextro-amino cooking. Just a thought for breakfast time.

>>29854517
Let's go with this. But if we do, she can't live. No one can know who we are. We could try to play on that she's a quarian a bit too. I know that when the quarians are nomadic, they were very family oriented. Play off that, she'll be in our blueberry fingers.

>"You know, I'm a pureblood. Both of my parents were asari."
>"It's sort of frowned upon in our society; not bringing any new blood in."
>"I guess that's why I left; other asari looked down on me for what I was."

Then we eat her soul.

>>29854655
No.

>>29854655
We shouldn't start with killing mysterious quarian girl, let's fuck some batarians to death first. Absolutely no chance of anyone missing them.

>>29854751
I wanna eat her soul, but I must admit that his post was fucking dumb.

>>29854655
>No one can know who we are.
It's not like we're giving her anything substantial. Being a pureblood can't be -that- rare, can it?

>>29854770
Now theres an idea. Go to sketchy areas of omega while dressed like a whore, wait for someone to try and rape you, and then rape them to death instead.

THEN we kill the quarian slut.

>>29854782
Given that the asari only became space capable ~600 years ago and they have life cycles of around a millennium, no, probably not. The taboo is probably not even completely established yet.

>>29854810
Alternately they assume you're an asari commando and avoid the hell out of you

>>29854812
600 years is plenty of time for a taboo like that to come to light. Most of the purebreds from before first-contact are matriarchs.

So a young girl like us is probably frowned upon now.

Are we following the Morinth-thing where fucking people makes us stronger and smarter?

>>29854866
Oh, it's probably a taboo, just not completely established. Something low-class and distasteful, the equivalent of a teen pregnancy, rather than the equivalent of being an incest baby.

>>29854866
>600 years is plenty of time for a taboo like that to come to light.
Not when the species has a 1000 year lifespan.

I'd bet it's something the younger generations look down on, while the older ones (pre-contact) mostly don't (or even think non-purebloods are wrong)

>>29854922

It's equivalent to one generation. Human cultures experience massive change in one generation. Besides, the pureblood taboo was an act of deliberate social engineering by the matriarchs. They instituted it as soon as asari made first contact.

>>29854810
That sounds good. We had ought to reserve the quarian for right before we get out of here.

>>29855023
>We had ought to reserve the quarian for right before we get out of here.
Or, y'know, make her our friend and be so tight that if we're ever accused of murder we can run to her, tear-faced, and ask her to help us flee from the station.

Quarians take a ship when they leave their planet to go on pilgrimage, right? Or was that only introduced after their planet got FUBAR?

>>29855117
>Or, y'know, make her our friend and be so tight that if we're ever accused of murder we can run to her, tear-faced, and ask her to help us flee from the station.
And then kill her and jettison the body when we're in space

I'm pretty sure the Pilgrimage was created only after they turned into the Migrant Fleet, though.

“I’m guessing it’s a good story if you’re so reluctant to share, and we've just met, so I understand that you're not comfortable sharing it. But if you ever do feel like telling me, I'd love to hear it."

She sips at the glass in her hand, looking reluctant still, in order to make her more comfortable, you reveal some of your past.

"You know, I'm a pureblood. Both my parents were asari. It's... looked down upon in our society. I guess that's why I left."
She glances up at you, relief clear on her face. The admission of your status as a pure-blood has calmed her down substantially, now that she has something on you. She takes a long sip of her drink, sighs, and then begins to speak “Quarians have a… Strange religion, in comparison with your people.”

She takes another sip, “When someone dies, we imprint their personality into a VI-like system, obviously they aren’t sentient, it’s illegal to make sentient virtual life, but they retain the personality and knowledge they had upon death,” sip, “My grandmother died a few years ago, she was a well-respected engineer, she taught me everything I know, and upon consulting her VI for advice, my grandmother revealed that she was the founder Ahn’Qui, a group of terrorists on Rannoch…” You look at her with a shocked expression, Ahn’Qui were well known even on Thessia… “And I was exiled from the planet, because they assumed I worked for her.”

“Well, are you?” You ask. In an exasperated tone of voice, “No! She taught we some combat and hacking skills, but that’s all! I didn’t know what she was grooming me for!”

What do you say?

> “On a completely unrelated note, can you teach me how to fight? I was mugged by batarians earlier and luckily got away…”
> Console her, give her a hug
> Ask questions (Write-in the question)
> “Why Omega?”
> Write-in

>>29854866
>>29855023
>>29855149
Christ, just because we got our first hit of murder high, doesn't mean we instantly start killing the first person who's been nice to us!

First, we get a job as a back-alley doctor.

Then we get some hideously wounded alien, just inches away from death anyways, no way to save them... it wouldn't really be wrong to finish them off, would it? It'd be a mercy killing, if you think about it.

Then we're just so /hungry/, so we try to find acceptable targets. But that doesn't fix it, can't find enough, fast enough, available enough. We *need* the next hit. We'll die if we don't get it. It's us or them, really.

*Then* we start killing anyone and everyone.

>>29855149

tfw she invites us back to Rannoch just as the geth uprising begins

tfw we get to watch her civilization reduced to cinders and her people die in droves

tfw we keep her alive and evacuate into orbit on a small shuttle

tfw she begs us to kill her because her entire family is dead and she hates the thought of being trapped in a spaceship forever, never setting foot on the homeworld again

tfw we suck her brains out for a level up in engineering

>>29855211
>Console her, give her a hug
>“On a completely unrelated note, can you teach me how to fight? I was mugged by batarians earlier and luckily got away…”
Time to groom her into being our pet murderer until we get stronger than she is

>>29855211
> Console her, give her a hug

>>29855211
>Console her, give her a hug

>>29855211

You know how to fight and hack? That's great! I was assaulted and almost killed by a pack of batarians just as I came onboard, so I really need to learn some proper combat techniques.

>Ask questions

"Tell me about your work. How'd you find it? What do you do? What's your boss like?"

>>29854435
>Don’t push the issue, take her up on her offer
>Just one drink.
>Keep your distance

>>29855211
> Console her, give her a hug

>>29855280
>>29855265
>>29855256

Hug wins.

Drawing her into your arms, you console her gently, you stand there for several minutes, neither you nor Mel saying anything.

Of course, until a fire builds in your stomach, your eyes flicker slightly as you look into Mel's eyes.

[DC 30]

Rolled 89

>>29855416
Oh no.

Rolled 51

>>29855416
Don't kill her...

Rolled 24

>>29855416
Rolling for crit success at staring deeply into her eyes

Rolled 66

>>29855416
Keep her alive for now.

Rolled 94

>>29855416

If the DC is 30 after just the first kill, I'm expecting it to be 100 in like 5 kills.

>>29855425
Success.

You and Mel break away from the embrace, and sit back down on the couch to watch the holovid. The two of you continue to chat into the night, more comfortable with eachother than ever before. It goes late into the 'night', you suggest going to bed soon.
>Time-skip
>Ask questions (Write in, I'll answer any given question, these questions are purely informative, it's too late in the night to train or something else.)

>>29855545
>Time-skip
I can't think of any infoquestions to ask right now.

>>29855545
Any job opportunities you know about? I have a PhD in exobiology, if that helps.

>>29855462
The system essentially works like this, every day you go without a kill, the DC drops by 5 until pausing at 10, each person you kill resets the process to 30, and increases by 5 every time you 'consume' during that day.

>>29855545

I want to ask about her work. Eezo mining may not be glamorous, but it's interesting that she's all the way out here. Is she employed by a corporation? Or is it the local criminal organization running Omega that's her employer?

>>29855606
One roll or best of three?

>>29855592
Mel rubs her chin in thought, "I can't really think of anything that would require that,but if anyone is looking for help you could ask the bar-keepers in afterlife, they seem to know a lot about what's going on in Omega."

>>29855606
Shouldn't it go the opposite? The longer we go without killing the more we feel the need to, thus forcing us to kill every so often to reset our DC so we don't accidentally feed on anyone we care about? Otherwise, its pointless to feed.

>>29855650
Best of 3

>>29855635
"I don't exactly know what to call my employers, we just call them the 'bosses' since they get orders from somewhere and pay us for our work. Beyond that I don't really know, probably the 'owner' of Omega, whoever that is."

>>29855694
AYs aren't space vampires, there's no requirement to feed. The monasteries work just fine. The act is addictive but with a constant low-level 'I should fuck this person to death' even if you never do it.

>>29855694
Currently, we aren't addicted to the process of feeding, since it's relatively easy to resist, after we kill 5 people, that's how the system will work (The way you described it)

>>29855754
It should probably be an inverted U, with an spike in the middle that gets bigger and bigger the more you feed. Just did somebody in? Don't need another hit. Haven't got a hit in a bit? Cravings are starting up, need another hit - worse the more you've indulged. Gone cold turkey? Well, it'll never go away, but you've gotten used to it.

>>29855694
>Otherwise, its pointless to feed.
Dem power ups, man. Dem power ups.

Anything else to ask our Quarian friend or shall we time-skip?

>>29855754
Time to kill five batarians
>>29855792
Timeskip

Rolled 92

>>29855792
Ask her if she's ever killed anyone.

>>29855783
>Dem power ups.
Meaningless in the face of waifus.
>>29855792
Does this holovid have singalong mode?

>>29855810
She looks angry, until you play it off as a joke.

>>29855827
>>Dem power ups.
>Meaningless in the face of waifus.
Likely we'll be pursued within the week or even the month.

>>29855848
I have to stop switching between /qtg/ and here. I keep forgetting das trip.

>>29855792
Quick safety advice? Neighborhoods, jobs, residencies, lingo?

>>29855848
Lost trip?

>>29855879
"First of all, DO NOT EVER go into Vorcha territory. Omega is pretty lawless but there are some enforcers around, but in Vorcha territory it's a blood bath. Also, don't get on the bad side of the Bosses, they answer to the owner so they can make your life a living hell."

>>29855937
Timeskip in 2 minutes.

>>29855937
>DO NOT EVER go into Vorcha territory
Can asari do mental orgies?

>>29856102
I swear to god if you people vote to seduce a vorcha I will mind-fuck you myself.

>>29856142
I would assume, given that we had to roll earlier, that the kill touch doesn't require consent, just extended skin-to-skin contact.

>>29856142
No, get gangraped by vorcha.

>>29856142
Vorcha route confirmed and locked.

>>29856142
Ok lets rape a vorcha than.

>>29856179
> group of 10+ vorcha
> mind rape all of them at the same time
> pile of 10+ vorcha just dead in the same spot
> vorcha scared shitless because they can't see any wounds on the bodies and it all happened at the same time
> bodies keep turning up like this
> this gets called the vengeful spirit of omega
> vayle laughs to herself as she realises that people think its some psionic/biotic shit and noone around omega would ever have knowledge of something like an ardat yakshi
> her face when she can do all the mindfucking she wants and image only chance of being found out is doing it in front of bystanders or a justicar coming to omega

>>29856472

After falling asleep on the couch, you wake up several hours later in Mel’s apartment. As you open your eyes, your vision is blocked by a piece of paper stuck to your forehead, which you quickly peel off and read. “Gone to work, I’ll be back in about 8 hours, I put our omnitool info into our contacts so we can reach eachother, - Mel”

Stretching your arms and legs, you grab your bag, secure your gun, and pull on your jacket as you leave the room. After the night with Mel, you’re in far better spirits, inspiring you to walk around the station, which you do for an hour or so until you are approached by a heavily armored Batarian. “You there, Asari. The Boss is asking to see you.” You refuse, and begin to walk away, until you feel the barrel of an assault rifle placed against your head. “That wasn’t an offer, it was an order.” Putting his gun down, he leads you past the crowds waiting outside of the club ‘Afterlife’, into the club. The music was deafening and the strippers were doing their hardest to seduce the customers. The batarian leads you through a side door, stairs on the other side of it. “He’s waiting up there, go ahead.”

You climb the stairs, at the top of which you find yourself in a small room overlooking the club, sitting on the couch is a monstrous creature who’s face, or atleast what you assume is its face, is covered in scars.

“Ahh, so you’re the Asari who killed Grul last night?” He asks in a baritone, scratchy voice. “Confused? Good, Grul was simply a street thief, who owed me a good sum of money. And as his killer, you’re now the owner of his debt, congratulations.”

“But enough business!”, he gestures for you to sit in the chair opposite him, “Tell me what an Asari from Thessia is doing in my own personal hell?”

What do you say?

>“His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”
> Sit silently
> Take the seat, “Unfortunate circumstances.”
> Write-in

>>29856510
>“His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”
Angry and naive asari, go

>write-in
"What the hell are you???"

>>29856510
>“His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”
If we let him just arbitrarily dump debts on us, he can do that forever.

>>29856510
>> Take the seat, “Unfortunate circumstances.”
We are genetically seductive.

>>29856510
>>“His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”
Do it.

>>29856510
>“His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”
Let's see how things go.

>>29856544
We should probably bring up the fact that he's a monster, yeah

>>29856510
>“His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”

>>29856510
>"His debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay for it?"

>>29856142
Now you dun it.
Seduce the fuck out of the vorcha!

>>29856827
Why seduce them when we can just bait them into raping us

>>29856510
We should totes try to seduce this guy

Maybe we can get a job out of this? If we refuse to pay and he threatens to kill us, he (might) won't because he'll still lose his money, but instead of killing us he can give us a job as a doc, or something. Or, you know, we can sex him to death.

>>29856849
Besides the mouth, do Asari have any other traditionally used sex holes

No /d/ they are not futas

So we aren't going to mention that we killed someone to our Quarian pet, right?
>>29856942
I've always gone with "they have a pussy and ass and use them because non-mental sex is fun too"

>>29856584
>>29856555
>>29856536
>>29856593
>>29856643
>>29856544

"What the hell are you, and his debt? He fucking tried to mug me! Why do I have to pay it?”

You yell at the creature across the room, who simply laughs at you. "When someone owes me money, they become an asset to me, and when someone destroys my asset," he nods towards you, "They owe me for destroying my property."
"As for what I am, I'm a krogan, native to the glorious ball of dust Tuchanka. But my story isn't nearly as interesting as yours is."

"For instance," he slides a datapad to you, "Why the Asari Government is out for your blood,"

You glance at the news report on the datapad, it details the 'Alleged murderer at large, Vayle Reitra, fled from Thessia... Thessian Matriarchs have placed an immensely large bounty on the head of this young Maiden."

The... 'krogan' laughs again at the shock on your face. "Do tell, what's got the Blue-Ones so riled up?"

Your body is glowing slightly at this point, the anxiety and fear waking your biotics up. You attempt to suppress the feeling of rage inside you, which only works slishglty.

"I killed her." you whisper,

"Ahh, but a simple murder wouldn't make you an intersolar criminal, now would it? You see, if you don't cooperate, I could simply kill you and ship your body to Thessia, that would more than repay your debts, or you can give me the truth about yourself, she-demon.

Your biotics flare again, sending the datapad crashing to the ground. You glare daggers into the beast. "After paying informants on Thessia to rexplain the situation, they explained the tale of the Ardat Yakshi, she-demon."

"Which places you in the perfect position to become my personal assassin. What do you say? Head on a platter for the Matriarchs? Or a time of luxurious employment?" He grins, an abomination of an expression coming from his mouth, a biotic glow of his own far stronger than yours surrounds him.

Anything to ask before proceding?

>>29856942
They give live birth and poop, so they've got places to stick it at least.

>>29856942
They need to urinate, excrete fecal matter, and push out babies, so presumably they have something.

>>29856942

Probably wherever little assari goes out of.

Who am I kidding, banshees have canon established vaginas.

>>29856979
>How much would I make?
We're a postdoc, this is probably our first question.

>>29857006
....can we into banshee poon?

>>29856979
>"I can't even fight, how am I useful?"

>>29857006
> canon established vaginas
Erm... Citation maybe?

>>29856979
We will be getting paid, right?

>>29856979
>Can you garuntee my safety from the Asari government?

>How much did Grul owe you?

And

>How much will each kill be worth?

I told you we should've burned the body!

>>29856979
"You do realize it's addictive, right?"

"Also, largely useless as an assassination method, since you have to stand still for several seconds while I touch you."

>>29857059
In-game models, brosef

>>29857090
this definitely this

>>29857093
>literally killing through sex
>we're an asari, which every species wants to fuck
>useless
This is so wrong even a virgin asari should be able to figure this out

>>29857059

too lewd.

But one google search later...

http://masseffect.livejournal.com/1505776.html?nojs=1