Archive (Catch up on past threads): http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Bloodline%20ProtectorTwitter (Get announcements for future threads): https://twitter.com/AnnelinKarkinosCharacter sheet (New since last thread, now updated to current dice system!) http://pastebin.com/gqJVSupCYou awaken to a bright new day, sliding into your equipment with ease. You slide your spear into its harness on your back, and do the same with your shield. Taking in the scent of the morning, you move to the kitchen and prepare your own meal. You're an okay cook at best. You overuse lard and butter and grease to quickly fry food, and you prefer meats over pretty much anything. While you indulge the occasional freak craving of salad or dairy, you're a carnivore at heart. Eating relaxes you, prepares you for the day ahead, and you sigh contentedly. Now then... What to do. >Wake up the prince early for some surprise training. Let's see if he can't nail that stance.>Visit Karl. Because. What, you want a reason? Maybe to check that wound, you suppose.>Visit the temples. It's a big day, you might want to pray. >Do your forms - it's important to be ready.>Writein
>>29829612FORMS. Forms first thing erry day! How else are we supposed to get stronk?
>>29829612>Do your forms - it's important to be ready.
>>29829612Get the prince up.We can totally practice our forms while helping him.
>>29829612>Do your forms - it's important to be ready.>Wake up the prince early for some surprise training. Let's see if he can't nail that stance.I'd like to combine these.Have the prince run through our morning routine with us as a warmup for his training.
>>29829612Protip - make an account on pastebin and create a paste, so you'll be able to edit them at any time instead of making new ones.Helps with typos and stuff.
>>29829690seconding
>>29829612>>Do your forms - it's important to be ready.
>>29829733>>29829690>>29829658>>29829642>>29829640>>29829727Writing>>29829713That is indeed a pro tip.
DRAGON MAN WHEN
>>29829857Another dragonbro? excellent.
>>29829767dropped your trip OP
As mentioned in the other thread, we do need to thank the prince for covering for our trauma freak out.
How big is Annelin? I keep thinking of her as a The Major/Balsa type figure.
>>29829857>dragon manNah, we need a svelte, dangeresque brown elf man.Just imagine what we could do with dem ears~
>>29829952>brown elfinteresting style, Anon.
>>29829767You finish your meal and move quickly, humming to yourself to pound on the Prince's door. There's some scrambling, a shout of incoherent surprise, and the door opens - to a shirtless prince. A small part of you recognizes why he can fool about so easily. He's not as fit or as strong as Karl, but it is smooth and aesthetically pleasing, trim and soft-looking. You clear your head. "Surprise training. Get dressed, or don't, and come with me." you turn on your heel and start walking. "I will work on my forms and you will finish your work with your stance." you say, as he scrambles into something resembling an outfit - white tunic, black pants and shoes. You touch your ring as you enter the garden, which a section of has been reworked, moved about, and redone. Now there is a bare, flat area, rather large, with a training dummy and even some targets. A note on the dummy claims that it is in preparation for the Dra kingdom's nobles from the East. The Dra kingdom is old - the ones subjugated on the Central continent only a distant offshoot of their magnificent peers. Or so they like to say again and again. You settle into getting Micheal set up, then go through your forms. Each time he screws up, he's no longer getting the switch, but the staff. One - two - three - smack the stupid prince - four. And that's when you see a figure in the dark watching. The figure is vaguely humanoid, but you can see a thick, heavy tail. >Throw your spear at it. Gotta be an assassin.>Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?>Tell the prince to hide. >Ignore it.>Writein
>>29829990> Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?
>>29829990>>Tell the prince to hide.>>Throw your spear at it. Gotta be an assassin.You don't fucking snoop around a castle, man.Also>Dra Kingdom
>>29829930Valmet size and stature, I imagine.>>29829990>Ask who is there.
>>29829990>>Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?Get between it and the prince.
>>29829990> Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?I don't think we should be throwing spears at people at the drop of a hat.
>>29829990>>Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?get your spear ready just in case though
>>29829990>Talk to the prince. "Anyone you recognise?">Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?
>>29829990>>Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?And pass to the prince's back, to cover him.
>>29830079>>29830062>>29830059>>29830057>>29830055>>29830031>>29830014Writing.
>>29829990>thick tail>Eastern Dra KingdomHonorabru Dracosamurai inbound.
>>29829990>Ask who is there. It could be anyone, right?Dragon senses tinglingbut get between the prince and him, just in case
>>29829990Oh christ what if it's a demon.What if he's chosen us as the vessel for his unholy seed.
>>29830153>get between the prince and himSploosh.
>>29829990>thick, heavy tailThey either have a wide stance and trunk legs or a noticeable forward gait/hunch to balance that shit out.
>>29830177Or an ass that could snap a man in half.
>>29830211>an ass that could snap a man in half.Annelin like
>>29830211When you have an extra limb of weight, glutes won't save you from lumbago
>>29830113You turn to the Prince, nodding at the shadow, and he looks confused at the silhouette. "Okay, who's there?" you call, breaking your forms. When the Prince shifts, you smack his leg again. He's gotta learn somehow. He grumbles and returns to his stances. "Because people snooping about the castle is not something I take lightly.""Then you are wise." he says, stepping out of the shadow. White scales. Solid metal armor. The strong, graceful movements you expect from a militant, disciplined individual. A metal bar over one arm acts as his shield. And in his other hand, a short sword. His tail whips the earth as he steps into the light and makes a small bow. "My name is Drakteel." he says. "I am the principal guardian of the Lady, who is coming this afternoon. I have been sent to ensure the castle is secure and free of danger.""I can tell you that. it's perfectly safe." metal armor and a short blade, in his position? He must be fast. And strong. Your fingers twitch, old arena desires kicking in. "I am glad for that. Ah, this is the young prince?""Ye-OW" he manages. "Stance." "But I'm talking to - OW - him!" The dra chuckles. "I'm training him for some measure of combat." you explain. "Noble." the dra states. "I am afraid I did not get your name." >Annelin.>Mistral.>Full introduction, including name, title, and Arena name.>Resist taking another look over him.>Fail to resist.>Writein
>>29830267>>Full introduction, including name, title, and Arena name.>Fail to resist.
>>29830267Mistral.And I aint got no love for snouties.
>>29830267"A-Annelin.""Might I ask the Lady's name?">Resist taking another look over him.
>>29830267>>Mistral.
>>29830267>Dat picIt begins>Annelin.>Resist taking another look over him.
>>29830267>Annelin.>don't even try to resist taking another look
>>29830267>Full introduction, including name, title, and Arena name.>Fail to resist.Must compare to Dr. Abs
>>29830267>MistralWant to spar? If you're who you say you are, watching the two of us fight could be an invaluable experience for the lad.
>>29830287This
>>29830267>>Mistral.It's a famous name, after all.
>>29830267A quick glance, if only to compare with Dr. Abs's Abs.
>>29830300No stuttering. We had a moment of weakness in front of Karl due to the whole flashback nonsense, but we shouldn't be stricken speechless by every hard body we come across. Especially if we are an arena veteran.
>>29829612You might want to tweet out the start of the thread with the link in the future.
>>29830267>Mistral>Check out, compare to Doc Abs
>>29830385>>29830340>>29830331>>29830326>>29830323>>29830309>>29830299Writing.
>>29830385I say size him up, but don't ogle him. He is a fellow soldier after all.
Waifu: the QuestOP, You are a genious.
>>29830422Yeah. MILITARISTIC INTEGRITY
>>29830402"Mistral Magebreaker of the Arena." you say. "Ah, the guardian of the prince." he says, nodding, finger under the tip of his snout. "How odd you are beating him with a cane.""He's got to learn." you say, "With a sword like his, he's liable to injure himself if he can't maintain stance." you look him over again. Solid. That's the first word that comes to mind, this man is definitely not the aggressive type. He reminds you of the poised, armored soldiers in the Arena who could take a flurry of blows from a mace and then smack you with their oversized hammers. You still ache when it rains, right in the ribs. This man, you think, could not easily best you - you could beat him with spear and shield. But not with Sabatons. And he doesn't use magic, which limits your tactics a bit, as far as you know. "So the Lady is coming soon." the prince says. You're about to smack him, but... His posture didn't change this time. "I should probably prepare." he bows to the two of us and scampers off. "So, did you push him to this, or...?">He asked. >>And hey, any chance to humble royalty.>>And it's no skin off my back. >>And he's cute, in a stupid, skirt chasing, idealist sort of way.>I asked. >>I don't want him in the way, after all.>Writein
>>29829612Am I the only one who sees the irony in having a character who fought a system where power was inherited and overthrew the family who had been ruling for almost five centuries as the OP picture in this quest?
>>29830527> He askedAnd it's a good idea.
>>29830527>He asked. >>And it's no skin off my back. >>And he's cute, in a stupid, skirt chasing, idealist sort of way."His father expressed interest in keeping him in line, if you catch my drift."
>>29830527>>He asked.>>And it's no skin off my back.
>>29830527>>He asked. it keeps him out of trouble and it does him good
>>29830527>He asked.>>He said that a ruler should be able to stand on his own if he needs to, and I agree.
>>29830527>>He asked.>>>And it's no skin off my back.We will never admit our untoward thoughts towards the prince to anyone, lest his head explode from inflated ego. Besides, that will make the inevitable drunkenly pawing at him all the better.
>>29830527>>He asked.
>>29830527>He asked.
>>29830527>He askedand he needs it. Its good for one to be able to defend what they care about, with words and with weapons
>>29830527>He asked. >And it's no skin off my back.
>>29830606Here, changing my reasoning to >>29830599We should showcase the good virtues of the prince in front of foreigners, lest they think us weak.
>>29830599This
>>29830599>>29830620these
>>29830599HA HA NICE SLICING
>>29830538He only replaced it with another system where power was inherited though, albeit with provisions for more competent despots to take over
>>29830599this
>>29830657What?
>>29830527>>>And it's no skin off my back.
>>29830662True, but he still spelled the doom of the most powerful bloodline in the history of man. And his system was arguably more meritocratic than the previous.
>>29830599>>29830663>>29830643>>29830637>>29830628Writing.
>>29830599Yup.
>>29830722If this guy takes MC's teachings to heart, maybe this system will too.
>>29830775"He asked. Said that a ruler should be able to stand on his own if he needs to. I agree.""And so would his father, I imagine."You remember that beast of a sword, that enourmous frame, and that great willpower. Yes. Old Hile would definitely agree. "In any case, we've some spare time. Care for a short spar? I would enjoy much setting myself against you."So would I, you think, rearranging the words and the tone a bit. >Let's spar - blunt sticks only.>Let's spar - Bare hands.>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.>Let's go see what the prince is doing - Sorry, DrakTeel.>Writein
>>29830906>Let's spar - blunt sticks only.
>>29830906>>Let's spar - blunt sticks only.
>>29830906>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.
>>29830906Bare Hands.No Armor.
>>29830938Royal Guards onlyFinal destination
>>29830906>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.skill to skill, strength to strengthlet's do this
>>29830906>>Let's spar - blunt sticks only.First to three/five downs or stopping blows
>>29830936>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.naked mud wrestling time
>>29830906>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.huehuehue
>>29830906>>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.
>>29830906>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.Rules of Nature
>>29830990>>29830988>>29830965>>29830961>>29830959>>29830938>>29830936>>29831008>>29830990Writing>>29830921>>29830929>>29830934>>29830935>>29830940>>29830948>>29830963>>29830987
>>29830906>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.probably more traditional in draconic culture. Him's a guest, gotta accommodate him
>>29830906>Let's spar - No armor, bare hands.TOUGH AS NAILS
>>29831027Though we're probably going to lose that match up. We'd do better with weapons.
>>29831041winning is less important than the joy of the matchplus,if he wins, we might have to ask him to teach us how to punch people better
>>29831098I think being a big musclebound dragonman and not a human woman is a good first step to gittin gud at fistfights.
>>29831098> winning is less important than the joy of feeling up dragon dudesFTFY
>>29831015"No armor or weapons." you say. "First to three blows to the torso wins." "I fear my scales grant me an advantage."You scoff. "Do not worry. I've fought dra like this before."There's a brief period where you both slide out of armor, unbuckling, undoing, unfastening. You were right - in his pants and undershirt, he is a very solid man. While Karl looked sculpted for looks, Teel looks made for combat. A strong and capable upper and lower body both, with exotic touches like his tail and horns and snout. Meanwhile, a few of your scars are bared - the one on your hand most prominent. You slip into a low posture, trying not to stare too hard while you're wearing a black tunic and pants to your knees.Damn, he's got strong-looking legs. The two of you dance around the arena.>He clearly has the upper hand on strength. Let him come at you. (Mind)>It might be better to surprise him with the initial assault. (Might)>(No magic option)
>>29831145> "You just picked those rules as an excuse to molest me, didn't you."> "Pffft. Like I need an excuse to molest people."
>>29831164>He clearly has the upper hand on strength. Let him come at you. (Mind)
This quest thread would be better, if only Kercheis were here.
>>29831164> He clearly has the upper hand on strength. Let him come at you. (Mind)Mind hasn't led us astray so far.
>>29831164>He clearly has the upper hand on strength. Let him come at you. (Mind)Perform the infamous crazy-lip-lick to throw him off his game.
>>29831164>>He clearly has the upper hand on strength. Let him come at you. (Mind)
>>29831164LET HIM HIT US.While he's grappling us, use our perk and fuck him up.
>>29831215Do you want to use Bloodmind, folks?
>>29831215>he hits us once>we activate Bloodmind, drumroll him in the chest three times>winning.jpg
>>29831236FUCK YEAH
>>29831236sure
>>29831236yeah
>>29831236fuck it, let's do it
>>29831236sure why not
>>29831236>>29831224Writing.
>>29831339You set yourself, smirking. "Is the big old dra afraid of the little girl?" you ask, smiling. "Haha!" the dra closes in. "You don't know me all that well, do not presume!" You let the fist through, and in the pain of the blow, you see clearly. It's always been like this for you - the world feels like it slows, everything shifts, and you yourself move faster and better while in the pain. It sends shivers through your body, slightly pleasant, as you set yourself and grab his rough, scaly arm.You grin at him.>Roll to counter - 1d100, please.
>>29831164>>It might be better to surprise him with the initial assault. (Might)Tenacity!
Rolled 49>>29831404
Rolled 30>>29831404RULES OF NATUUUUUUUUUUUUUURE
Rolled 43>>29831404
Rolled 78>>29831404oh god
Rolled 95>>29831404good thing we used bloodmind...
Rolled 29>>29831431>>29831435>>29831442Well, damn.
>>29831404I thought Bloodmind gave a crit?
Rolled 86>>29831404>rules of naturewhat is thisi've seen it multiple placesplease, someone divulge the knoweldge upon me
>>298314592/5 aint bad.
>>29831431>>29831435>>29831442whyWHY
>>29831460Shadow Quest system basically guarantees that your rolls will be forever ass.
Rolled 11>>29831480>>29831483we used the bloodmind perk, we auto failed the defense so we'd get a crit on the attack
>>29831459 >>29831431 >Bloodmind crit!>>29831442 >All rolls passed DC: 50!>AMAZING SUCCESS + CRITWriting.
>>29831517I think you meant DC 40? That or we had a bonus.
Rolled 42>>29831533read the fuckign charsheet you goddamn retarded namefag
>>29831517looks like we're about to pound his ass
>>29831477>>29831477http://youtu.be/sVFyYqfNSVg?t=2mThis is all you need.
>>29831517You set yourself, grinning madly as you push yourself into his torso. For a fleeting moment you feel his strong, solid form against your back, a very pleasant thing. You hold his arm forward, push up with your shoulders, throw back your hips. He's lifted off the ground, and with the momentum from his own blow, you pull his arm forward. You feel him lift from your back, up, and over your body, to fly a fair distance. But you're not about to just let him land. You dash forth, the pain still pushing you forward as flip your whole body up, foot slamming into his chest and knocking him up again. Then, when he finally lands, you lean down and flick his chest, panting."Three blows," you say, smiling. "I win.""A well-fought victory indeed," he says with a chuckle. "I shall think thrice before seeking to harm you." he says, rising with your help.>Well, we could go again. But I'd just beat you again.>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun.>Thanks for the fight. It was... exhilerating.>Writein
>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun.
>>29831636>>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun.
>>29831636>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun.
>>29831636>>Well, we could go again. But I'd just beat you again.We need proper rivalry.Is prince still here?
>>29831636I'm sorry, did we just do some ninja shit?>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun
>>29831636>>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun.I kinda want to go brodrag route instead of dracohusbando, but that might just be me. I know how /tg/ is about their dragons.
>>29831636>Thanks for the fight. It was... exhilarating.
>>29831636>Thanks for the fight. It was... exhilerating.
>>29831636perform the standard dra hand symbol to thank him for an enjoyable time and expressing your desire for similar such future events.the fist bump.
Rolled 61>>29831636>>Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun.>>Thanks for the fight. It was... exhilerating.
>>29831744>>29831710>>29831695>>29831687>>29831656>>29831653>>29831652>>29831651>>29831776Writing
POKER NIGHT WHEN AVALONI NEED THIS
>>29831784"Let's get dressed and see to our charges. This was fun." you say with a smile, offering your fist. He taps it with his own knuckles, and you both armor up. He nods, and both of you enter the building. You blink when you see Micheal this time. He's fully regal, his suit half-armor, half-dress uniform. And his stance, even, is still maintained as he stands to face you. For a moment, a mere moment, the power and the brightness of his father shines through. And then he starts to walk, and it goes away, replaced by that cheery incompetence. "Annelin." he says, frowning. "I should get you formal armor." he says, "Something to emphasize your hips, maybe..." You look him in the eyes and he shrugs. "It's true. If we're going to have you show at official meetings, you can't look a common soldier.">I like my armor. It works just fine.>Very well, but you see to it, not me. It's your idea.>Fine, we'll shop together later.>Writein
>>29831942>Fine, we'll shop together later.>If only so you don't buy me some ridiculous lump of metal.
>>29831942>Fine, we'll shop together later.
Rolled 6>>29831942>>Fine, we'll shop together later.
>>29831942>>Fine, we'll shop together later.
>>29831942Formal armor's fine, but none of this 'emphasize' crap. I'm your bodyguard, not a fetish icon, Highness.
>>29831942>>Fine, we'll shop together later.You couldn't handle my hips, boy.
>>29831981>I-it's not like I want you to buy me new armor!>BAKA!
>>29831942>Fine, we'll shop together later.You realise he'll end up buying us some really racey lingerie too?
>>29832005I say we let the hips comment slide for now. He gets one little jibe for covering for us during our...episode.
>>29831942"That might scare off assassins, though. Are you saying you don't want more in depth combat experience?"
>>29831942No girl would1) let a chance of shopping go by2) not have a say in what she's wearong.Therefore>shopping together.
>>29831942>Fine, we'll shop together later."Remember Prince, it's armor. As nice as my hips are, I'd rather it be able to stop a spear."
Honestly, if anything, we're going to end up like the Prince's older sister.
>>29831942Whack him and say "stance"
>>29832077>we're going to end up like the Prince's older sister.Who occasionally molests him.>>29832092I like this.
>>29832092This, for maximum huehue.
>>29831942Smack him, lightly. "Stance matters especially when you're moving. People won't take you seriously if you walk like that, and a gentle breeze could knock you down.">Fine, we'll shop together later.
>>29832136Isn't molesting their younger sibling apart of any older sibling's duty?
>>29832183>Isn't molesting their younger sibling apart of any older sibling's duty?Now, now, we aren't in the Dra Kingdom here. Maybe we can do that as part of a cultural learning experience if we ever visit them.
>>29832077I could see if going that way, or I could see her actually getting together with him. Or both I suppose.I'm really liking the Prince, and could see Mistral wanting to be with him, eventually. I could also see her laughing at the idea of being a queen and telling the Prince not to waste a political marriage on her, and get some noble girl for politics. Rulers have mistresses and concubines for a reason.
>>29832241>I'm really liking the Prince, and could see Mistral wanting to be with him, eventually. I could also see her laughing at the idea of being a queen and telling the Prince not to waste a political marriage on her, and get some noble girl for politics. Rulers have mistresses and concubines for a reason.I could actually approve of that happening. Seems to me like he'd need to be the one to make a real move before it went in that direction.this is more business right now after all.
>>29832241>Annelin becomes concubine to the Prince>marries Karl just to be safe>best of both worldsIts also likely the Prince would just ignore her advice since he seems to be a legitimate romantic under all the skirt-chasing.
>>29832039>>29832016>>29832011>>29831997>>29831990>>29831985>>29831981"Fine. But we're going together, if only so you don't buy me some stupid lingerie."He laughs. "Please. I'm not /that/ crass."Your foot kicks out. "Stance.""You'd best not be doing that when we're in a meeting.""Why not? It shows your dedication." you say, smirking at him. He nods. "Ah! She's coming..."He seats himself, and you stand ready as the doors open. DraTeel walks beside a stunning woman, dressed in a long, dark gown. Horns crown her head, and her features are less monstrous than male dra. The race as a whole is interesting - the women are generally less scaled, less monstrous, and more human, but are incredibly strong magi. She moves over to take a seat opposite Micheal.The two exchange pleasantries for the moment, and conversation becomes rapidly boring for you - palace talk and courtly nonsense.>Try to stir up some form of conversation with Teel.>Daydream.>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.>Relax for now.
>>29832370>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.What, we like to watch or something?
>>29832370Eye openWe cannot fuck up this early into the job.
>>29832370>>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.
>>29832370>>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.ALL THE WINDOWS
Rolled 14>>29832370>>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.
>>29832370>>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.As much as I would love to eyefuck the Dra, we gotta stay sharp.
>>29832462>>29832450>>29832449>>29832442>>29832436>>29832418>>29832399Writing
>>29832370>Keep an eye open - two royals in one place, soon to be three? Definitely a chance.Do our job, keep our eyes peeled and ready for danger. And keep an eye on the Dra Princess, how she reacts to our Prince is important information for the future.
>>29832370>Try to stir up some form of conversation with Teel.I cannot resist the call of dragon husbando
>>29832532Duty first, holmes.
>>29832332We can protect him just fine without getting married, and if we became a Queen or a Queen Consort we'd have to wear a fancy dress and actually deal with this politics stuff. And who wants that? As concubine we get all the emotional and physical closeness, we aren't restricted in protecting him, and we can appreciate the beauty of Micheal's wife.
>>29832551Conversation could have meant 'vantage point, here, here, and here."COORDINATIONCORPORATE BODYGUARD SYNERGY
>>29832566Oh I know, I was just saying that depending on how much of that gushy romantic crap he was saying last night was sincere, he might not want to settle for us being just a concubine.
>>29832505You watch the windows, the princess, and the room around you. She seems to react positively, and a laugh from her draws you into the conversation. And seeing the prince in his element is interesting. Even though there's nothing to talk about, he finds room to speak. And it doesn't sound hollow. Questions and gentle probes into dra politics and culture - Apparently they have a different pantheon, you've gathered - effortlessly lead on the conversation, with sly jokes and subtle flirting. Where the prince fails in the battlefield, he makes up for on the court. You're kind of impressed - in most social situations you are blunt and simple, but even in simple conversation with another noble, his words and his gestures all contribute to an engaging conversation. And he's getting information from her. You can tell, she's saying things in small ways she probably shouldn't - things like the force of their economy and their naval capabilities. Soon, though, the king emerges from the doors, walking over to the table and accompanied by Gina, who nods to you and Teel. >Listen to the meeting. >Keep an eye out at the windows and doors.>Meet eyes with Teel.>Writein
>>29832637>>Listen to the meeting. >>Keep an eye out at the windows and doors.
Rolled 72>>29832637>>Keep an eye out at the windows and doors.>>Meet eyes with Teel.
>>29832637>>Listen to the meeting. >>Keep an eye out at the windows and doors
>>29832637>>Keep an eye out at the windows and doors.
>>29832637>Meet eyes with Teel.BUT NOT IN A GOOGLY ROMANTIC WAYIn a way that coordinates your actions with one another in the event of assassins.
>>29832637>>Meet eyes with Teel.
>>29832637>>>Listen to the meeting. >>>Keep an eye out at the windows and doors
>>29832637>Listen to the meeting.
>>29832711I will agree to this. Broguard time.
>>29832637Windows, Doors and above us.
>>29832637Give Teel a look and a smile before checking out the possible entrances to the room, evaluating the most likely routes of entry by an assailant, and pointing them out to Teel as well. He probably noticed them as well, but get on the same page. Silent bodyguard chat about this place's defenses and how we'll act if things get bad. We can probably establish you go and murder their faces, I keep the nobility from getting blown up with magic.Try to pay some attention to the meeting, and listen to what's being said, but defense is our highest priority.
>>29832746>>29832731>>29832729>>29832722>>29832725>>29832711>>29832681Writing.
>>29832731Above us is always important. It'd be downright embarrassing if an Assassin managed to get to the ceiling and we didn't notice.
>>29832761You look to Teel, then Gina. The three of you quickly case the room. Three doors, a set of massive windows, and a high ceiling. Teel notes the door towards the gardens, near you, and you nod in return. He takes the door to the quarters, and Gina, the way to the lobby. And that's when you start to feel it. A tension in the air, a tightness. Gina grips her axe's hilt in response. You know this feeling.A summoning. Right in the grounds. You frown as the glass window explodes inward in a blast of heat, and everyone acts quickly. The princess throws up a barrier around herself and the prince, glass shards slamming into it, while the king shields his face, glass slamming into his arm. Idly, he pulls the shards free, and the beast lands. A massive serpent with a glowing maw and massive arms, ending in sharp claws. It looks of the right size to swallow any of you whole. Another slams into the door to the lobby, roaring. Heat haze ripples from their maws as they storm from opposite ends of the grand hall. The King draws his massive blade and starts striding up the stairs. The Prince takes the Princess's hand and starts to lead her to the quarters. Teel moves to help them.>Where do you go?>>Assist the King.>>Assist Teel.>>Assist Gina.
>>29832932Uh, quick question about dragon breath, does it count as magic?
>>29832960Demonic abilities are arcane at their core, so yes.
>>29832932Is the prince somewhere impenetrable? Because I totally see this being a feint to smoke him out just like last time.Otherwise, back up Teel. The King is far better than us so Gina will be fine and Teel could use the backup.
>>29832932What.Assist Teel, he's with the prince, right?
>>29832932>>>Assist Teel.time to do our job
>>29832932>>Assist Teel.The prince is our responsibility after all.Presumably there's a whole lot of unnamed guards around too who are at least competent.
>>29832972Also, what is Gina doing currently? I'm guessing that she's with the king and is about to lay the smackdown with him on a dragon.
Rolled 63>>29832932>>>Assist Teel.
>>29832932Go with the prince.
>>29832932>Assist Teel. GOTTA PROTECT THE CHARGE FROM THE DISTRACTION SUMMON.
>>29832932>>29832972Assist the King.If we go straight towards protecting the Prince alongside Teel I'm worried the dragon is going to breathe fire and roast the group to a crisp.So instead help out the king for a moment, when it breathes fire try to hunker behind our shield and force his breath right back down its throat while stabbing it in the eye.Once the Prince is no longer this close to a dragon we can work on getting back to his side.
>>29832932>>>Assist Teel.
>>29833080>>29833046>>29833017>>29832991>>29832989>>29832982>>29832977Writing.
>>29833051The King has Gina.She's not head of the Praetorian guard for nothing.
>>29832932>>Assist Teel.He covers the front, we cover the rear from dragonfire and so on. Make sure neither the Prince or the Princess gets roasted.
>>29832932>Assist Teel.
>>29833051We can actually block/deflect the fire, since it's arcane in nature.MAGEBREAKER, FUCK YEAH
>>29833099You move quikly with Teel, his weapon drawn, as Gina moves to take on the second Beast.On her own. She screams as she charges, slamming her axe into its side and riding it up. You, meanwhile, bringing up the rear and sheilding the ray of heat the thing launches your way. You manage to slam the door shut. The hallway is just wide enough for three people to walk shoulder to shoulder - and the glass breaks in as three horned men enter. One of them has a shining, steel hand. >Maintain the rear guard.>Move to assist Teel against the enemies.>Get the Prince to safety in one of the rooms.
>>29833231>Get the Prince to safety in one of the rooms.
>>29833231>>Maintain the rear guard.Goddamn do people want the royal family dead.
>>29833231>Maintain the rear guardIf Teel looks like he's going to lose though, go to assist. No point guarding the rear if the front falls.
>>29833231The place we came from seems to be covered, if more enemies start pouring out of there we've got problems. I think we'll at least have warning before we're struck from behind, and I don't know if Teel can deal with all three of these guys. Make sure to tell Micheal to watch the back and to stay near us. >Move to assist Teel against the enemies.Deal with any spells cast, and if we see an opportunity stab one of them with a spear, or move in and bash their face with our shield before stabbing them.
>>29833231>Maintain the rear guardSo is this just going to be my normal work environment? I mean, we're two-for-two on assassination attempts since I've started working. People REALLY want you guys dead.
>>29833331>>29833296>>29833282"People REALLY want you dead, sire!" "I can't imagine why, Annelin!" he responds as he kicks open a door and slips inside. You hold the rear guard until you notice Teel is faltering on his guard - he's not a magebreaker like you, and his armor is red cherry hot in places from various lances of heat. Long curling horns emerge from these robes again - not a Critter you've seen or heard of. >Move to defend Teel - Focus on turning their magic back. (Magic)>Move to assault the enemy - give Teel an opening to recover. (Might)>Pull Teel back, be defensive. (Mind)>Also note any use of Bloodmind.
>>29833399>Move to defend Teel - Focus on turning their magic back. (Magic)
Rolled 14>>29833399>Move to defend Teel - Focus on turning their magic back. (Magic)
>>29833399>Move to defend Teel - Focus on turning their magic back. (Magic)No Bloodmind, at least not yet, I want the measure of our opponent before we willingly take a hit from them.Give Teel some breathing room and try to hurt our enemies with their own magic.
>>29833399>Pull Teel back, be defensive. (Mind)
Rolled 63>>29833399>Move to defend Teel - Focus on turning their magic back. (Magic)
>>29833399>>Move to defend Teel - Focus on turning their magic back. (Magic)
>>29833412>>29833420>>29833422>>298334471d100, folks.
Rolled 62>>29833468
Rolled 48>>29833468Rolling. And if we have a good chance to stab them with our spear, do so.
Rolled 38>>29833468c'mon
Rolled 3>>29833468rolling
Rolled 59>>29833468
Rolled 29>>29833468Dice
>>29833474>>29833497>Average success.Writing.
>>29833516You leap between Teel and the swordmages, who raise their free hands again and fire their rays of heat. They bounce off your shield, all three, though one goes at a wide angle and sears into the door the royal pair ran into. Teel steps past you, sword up as he charges forward.The one with the shining hand raises it and blocks the sword by catching it, steel ringing on steel as he pulls the weapon from Teel's hand and punches him square in the snout. He stumbles, but his tail slams into the leg of one of the enemies, sending him falling. It takes a moment of wrestling and grunting, but Teel regains his blade and fights with the steel-handed man, who deflects the blows with that living hand of his - but you have to focus on the one on you. Again he fires, but this time you're not quite fast enough, the beam searing right through an ear. It's not a new feeling, but it's painful as hell. He draws sword and lights it.>Reverse his magic, like last time! (Magic)>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind) >Punch and kick his face in! We have to help Teel! (Might)>Specify Bloodmind.
>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind)
>>29833621>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind) Activate Bloodmind, use our Spear, I don't care if he can deflect blows with his hand, we will pierce through all armors mundane and magical. Let's see him assault our Prince with a hole in his head.We're in a hurry and I want to get back to the Prince before anything bad happens.
>>29833621>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind)Don't want to be predictable.
>>29833621>>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind)
>>29833621>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind)speermind
>>29833621>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind)
>>29833621>The reversal might not work again. Time for spear. (Mind) If we can start by shield bashing him and then spearing him so much the better. The shield bash might stun him, and then he gets a piece of metal in his gut.
>>29833738>>29833731>>29833696>>29833686>>29833670>>29833669 Silverhand is fighting Teel, you're against another mook and his friend on the ground. Sorry for the confusion.>>29833665Writing.
>>29833821Oh, shit. Sorry. 1d100, please/Fuck you, mike, spiking my vodka with everclear.
Rolled 5>>29833887
Rolled 69>>29833887roll
Rolled 78>>29833887Rollan
Rolled 76>>29833887ere we go
Rolled 60>>29833887letsa go!
Rolled 99>>29833887...
>>29833940>>29833933>>29833918>THREE SUCCESSES>For a 80 DC.Writing.
>>29833887Who is this mike asshole? Beat the shit out of him
>>29833975>DC 80Isn't it 4...?
Rolled 41>>29834049I am confused about the dice system, but if the 60 made it, the 69 should to
>>29833975Fuck this. You dash forward, slamming your spear into the man's chest - through armor, through gossamer, through his magic, through muscle, through bone, and out the back again. He stares down at the shaft in his chest, and he swings for your neck. Ducking, you trip him and pull him, gripping the spear as he falls, slamming it into hos grounded ally. Boot to chest, you pull your spear free and sing it cleanTeel has seen better days. There's a simmering hole in his shoulder, but he's fighting on, the silver-handed man backing to the window. He reaches it, hand on the frame as he blocks a final attack to look at you in the eyes.WE REMEMBER...And then leaps out. You swear you see wings open and unfurl as he glides away. >Check the bodies. Something is seriously wrong.>Check on the prince.>Check on the king.>Check on Teel.
>>29834049I think he skipped the first two rolls?
>Check the bodies. Something is seriously wrong.
>>29834085Five considered, three chosen.
>>29834083THROW THE FUCKING SPEAR
>>29834083>Check the bodies. Something is seriously wrong.
>>29834083Critters still pissed about our trauma?Yup.
>>29834083>Check on the prince.We can ask Teel how he's doing while we do so, since I would imagine he's eager to check on his charge too.
Rolled 11>>29834083>>Check on the prince.>>Check on the king.>>Check on Teel.
>>29834083"Teel, check the bodies, make sure they're dead.I'll check on our charges."Get to the Prince and Princess ASAP, we don't know if there are any other threats.
>>29834083>Check the bodies quickly>Check on Teel>Check on the Prince
>>29834083Drag and/or Princess Carry Teel to where the royals are and check on all three at once.
>>29834083>Check on Teel>Check on the prince
>>29834083Confirm our kills. Give the bodies an extra stab before we do anything.We don't want anyone playing dead. No matter what we do take the extra couple seconds to ensure they're not faking and they really are corpses.
>>29834212I agree.Stab stab.
>>29834212Sounds reasonable.
>>29834185>>29834158>>29834152>>29834150>>29834126You run over to Teel, who gives you a thumbs up as he leans against the wall. You move to open the door where the royal pair went, and..."For soul's sake, Micheal!" you sputter out, the princess pulling up her gown, the prince rebuttoning his suit. "For Law's sake, you want to cause an international incident?" "No, mostly a local one." he replies, as Teel checks the bodies, confirming them... Gone. Save for a tiny gem inside the robes, they're gone. >Slap the prince. >Wait, what? Gems?>Teel, are you sure you're alright?>Fuck this, I'm missing an ear, see you all in Karl's office.>Write in
Rolled 98>>29834272>>Teel, are you sure you're alright?>>Fuck this, I'm missing an ear, see you all in Karl's office.
>>29834272>Wait, what? Gems?>Teel, are you sure you're alright?THE ENEMY WAS MAGICAL GIRLS
Rolled 35>>29834272How does this guy not have a few royal bastards running around?Is there birth control magic?>Fuck this, I'm missing an ear, see you all in Karl's office.
>>29834272>Wait, what? Gems?>Fuck this, I'm missing an ear, see you all in Karl's office.
>>29834272>>Wait, what? Gems?
Rolled 73>>29834272>>Slap the prince.No... bad prince don't have sex during an assassination attempt... very bad>Wait, what? Gems?
>>29834272>>Teel, are you sure you're alright?>Fuck this, I'm missing an ear, see you all in Karl's office.Everyone to the cleric, buy Tents and Phoenix Downs
>>29834272man the Prince doesn't miss an opportunity does heanyways I seem to remember that there were 2 huge beasts attacking the king. Let's checking that out. We can deal with the gems mystery later
>>29834272>Write in"By the gods, how long did that fight last? A minute at most? Work on your stamina, your Highness."
>>29834272>Wait, what? Gems?Women are like crows; they like shiny things.
>>29834343
>>29834272"Forgive my curiosity, Michael, but don't her horns get in the way of anything?"
>>29834343Oh my THIS.
>>29834272>Wait, what? Gems?Go over to Teel and check out his find.>Teel, are you sure you're alright?While we're over there quietly see if he needs Karl's services.
>>29834272>Teel, are you sure you're alright?>Check on the King>Fuck this, I'm missing an ear, see you all in Karl's office.In that order
>>29834272>Slap the prince. Quick slap across the face, more to send a message than hurt him."There is a time and place for seducing beautiful princesses, and it's not when people are trying to kill you right outside the room."Then grab the gems, take a look at them, we'll want to show them to an expert.Then check on Teel, make sure he'll live for a while longer. Then we go, as a group, we do not split up right now, to see Karl to patch up Teel.
>>29834310>>29834317>>29834324>>29834337>>29834347>>29834382Writing
>>29834343If we can tease him when things have dissipated this would be /excellent/
>>29834272>Wait, what? Gems?>Teel, are you sure yo're alright?
>>29834343Mutter this. And for the love of god make sure we're just loud enough for him to hear.
>>29834337>>29834402I'm pretty sure it was mentioned before that slapping the prince would be a very bad idea, unless you want to explain the big red mark on his son's face to the king in a way that doesn't end with our head on the block.
>>29834343The prince improving stamina runs counter to getting his nut off as often as he can.
>>29834428teaching him the proper response to people trying to kill him isn't to immediately cause another incident making more people want to kill him
>>29834445Yeah, but it means he gets to enjoy getting his rocks off more/longer.
>>29834428We've been beating him with a rod for like, half this thread.
>>29834428The King doesn't seem to really object to us smacking him into proper fighting shape.I don't think he'd do anything about a slap in that situation, and Micheal probably wouldn't blab anyways.
>>29834404You throw your arms up in exasperation. "We fought for a minute at most, and... Work on your stamina.""Well, we didn't really-""Enough. Teel, you said gems?" you ask, as he holds one up with a cloth-covered hand. He's right - Tiny, glittering gemstones, each already cut, have landed in the center of the robes. You wrap them in more cloth, then determine that you'll call an expert later. You and Teel move back to the main hall, where the king is laughing with Gina, both sitting on the decapitated head of a great beast. "Well. That was a wonderful afternoon, and a fine break to that drudgery." the king says. "But that aside, princess, will you agree to our terms?""I will respond in the mail." she responds quietly. "I shall be in my chambers till then." The king nods, looking down at you. A nod of somber thanks for your work, and you're eventually in Karl's care. "My, a whole ear and a shoulder." he says, working hands over Teel's wound. I swear, someone has it out for you." he pats Teel's dressed shoulder and sends him off, leaving the two of you alone. He's wearing a shirt this time - Damnation and souls! - but he's happy and working hard, which you like to see in a man.>Let's just treat me, Karl. >What do you mean?>Are you alright? Did you or William get attacked?>Writein
>>29834502Pretty sure the king said no broken bones, permanent damage or publicly visible damage. Anything else (mental trauma maybe excluded) is fair game.
>What do you mean?
>>29834538>What do you mean?
>>29834538>>WriteinQuietly mutter "muh abs..." under our breath
>>29834538>>Are you alright? Did you or William get attacked? Why are you wearing a shirt?
>>29834538>>Let's just treat me, Karl.
>>29834538>What do you mean?"Ohhhhh Dr.Abs."
>>29834637It occurs to me that he's likely some kind of ass in his own right.
>>29834538>Are you alright? Did you or William get attacked?
>>29834538"It comes with the territory, people try to assassinate royalty, I admit I did not expect dragons on my second day. On the bright side I get patched up by a nice doctor, though you're wearing a shirt for some reason.Also, I get the feeling I knew one of assassins knew me somehow, I'm not sure why."Also ask him if he or William got attacked.
>>29834587>>29834593>>29834637>>29834679>>29834726Writing.
>>29834726>Also, I get the feeling I knew one of assassins knew me somehow, I'm not sure why."Yeah, let's not say this. We'll need to pursue our own regressed trauma's intricacies with someone who never suggested blackmailing us, even offhand.
>>29834750"What do you mean?""Simply that something about the attacks seems strange.""It comes with the territory, people try to assassinate royalty, I admit I did not expect dragons on my second day. On the bright side I get patched up by a nice doctor, though you're wearing a shirt for some reason."He chuckles as he tends to your ear, needing to come close. You want so much to raise a hand and press it to his chest, if only for a moment. "Well. That can be fixed." he says, looking down into your eyes. >Then let's fix it.>No, it's... not important. Just finish up.>It's nothing, really.>Writein
>>29834726Might not be the best idea to tell the guy that kind of wants us fired that we might have some connection to this terrorist attack.
>>29834808>Then let's fix it.
>>29834808>No, it's... not important. Just finish up.
>>29834808>Then let's fix it."Please, Dr.Abs, make me whole."
>>29834808>>It's nothing, really.He's a monster. A seductive monster.
>>29834808>>Writein"Sorry, I can't get much ever since THE EAR"
>>29834808>>WriteinI'd like that...but unfortunately I need to go check on my charge before he gets into another girls pants. I'm surprised the castle still has maids.
>>29834808>[X] "Then let's fix it" Bite lip and slight smile.
>>29834808>>It's nothing, really.>Evildoctor confirmed.He's either testing us, or really trying to seduce us.
>>29834808>It's nothing, really.
>>29834808>It's nothing, really.I am suspicious.
>>29834808>Then let's fix it.Bite our lip, smile, and acquire eyecandy. Leer, leer at the doctor like the pervert we are. Don't take things further than some looking, and touching his chest and arms, but we could use something nice to look at while he's dealing with our wounds.Finish getting patched up, ask him what he thinks is strange about the attacks while he's doing that, and ask if he knows anything about the gems. He's a priest, his knowledge might include some odd areas of magic.
>>29834808>>29834884Ooh, that is even better.
>>29834808>No, it's... not important. Just finish up.Calm your libido. Not the correct time.
>>29834808>No, it's... not important. Just finish up.Tsundere mode activate
>>29834909>Evildoctorhow so
>>29834808We can talk a big game but we can't follow through.>No, it's... not important. Just finish up.
>>29834808>Then let's fix it.Give in, just a little bit.
>>29834808Shout "WHAT?" as loud as we can.Busted ear, remember?
>>29834953Not that guy, but I'm slightly suspicious by just how entranced Annelin seems by this guy compared to the other attractive males she's met.
>>29834869>>29834909>>29834913>>29834923>>29834937>>29834954>>29834960Writing.
>>29834808>Then let's fix it.We brought it up, don't back down so quickly. I'm not saying we should get seduced by the handsome doctor right away, but he is nice to look at.
Anons, we have to play harder to get than this.This isn't right, way too easy. He's also liable to be a bad man that leads women on way worse than the prince.>>29834999I'm suddenly imagining Sexy Sensei from Kill la kill.
>>29834989I think it's mostly the physical proximity and the fact that he's tending her wounds.
>>29834991You sigh. "It's nothing, really." you grumble, and he chuckles as he fastens something to your ear, then bandages it in place. He smirks as he works, leaning back. "That should do it." he says. "It'll fully heal through the day.""Were you or William hurt?""No, we were not." he says with a gentle smile. "They should be cleaning out the hall for the next royal guest soon. Are you sure you don't need anything?">I'm sure. Thank you.>Writein
>>29835069>>I'm sure. Thank you.
>>29835069"Positive." Leave him.
>>29835069"Need, no. Want, not sure yet."
>>29834989>not liking a man with Abs>not liking a man who cares for you in the most tender wayits like ur not even immersed in bein a woman
>>29835069"Tempting. Very tempting. But I need to get back to work before the prince causes an international incident. Thank you for your kind ministrations Karl." Walk away with a subtle sway to our hips.
>>29835069Mention the gems in the robes.Also... Maybe we should find someone to talk to about our trauma? Karl seems like the best candidate so far.
>>29835069"Don't I get a lollipop for being a good little girl?"
>>29835117The healer is not a general master of magic or expert on gems. Let's not mention that.
>>29835103Please, I just prefer Annelin's sweaty, physical "sparring matches" with Dra beefcake.
>>29835117>Karl seems like the worst candidate so farftfyI'd talk to the prince about it before this guy. Or the lizardman that makes armor. Or the priest of Raev.Just not this guy.Wayyy too forward.
http://en.inkei.net/Karl!Drakteel!RikardWhat was the Prince's name?
>>29834989Because someone is trying to wax verbose on the issue, and other are playing the signal game?
>>29835069"Need, not right now. What I want, that's a more complicated question."Place our hands on his chest, give him a light grope."I ought to get back to my duties. Thank you for caring for me."Walk away and make sure there's a sway in our hips for him to look at.
>>29835117>Karl seems like the best candidate so far.Not really, he's not even close to Teel-tier.
>>29835148Michael.
>>29835148Micheal, Prince Micheal Hile if you want to be specific.
>>29835069>>I'm sure. Thank you.Check on William and his knows
>>29835069>I'm sure. Thank you.
>>29835069I like >>29835114It gives us a bit more control of the situation, and it's amusing.
>>29835178>Sway. I like.
>>29835147>Wayyy too forward.He's barely forward at all! It's almost as though /tg/ is full of social retards who have no idea what normal social interactions look like!
>>29835114>a subtle sway to our hipsSuddenly I feel like we're just a horny mare.Has Annelin been with anyone before? Mid 20's virgin kinda hurts.
>>29835148>Rikard's Valuable Hurricaine Sky TreeJesus get a doctor to look at that, man.Who's Rikard by the way?
>>29835114>>29835178>>29835236>>29835222>>29835268She's been in bed with a man, but she's not been in love with one.Writing.
>>29835285The priest of Raev.
>>29835178>>29835236Do we actually have anything to sway?I remember that AG commented that Annelin didn't have much in front.
>>29835148But this isn't accurateDrakteel's is probably ridged.
>>29835252Annelin has a job to do, she can't afford to slut it up for the first man she meets who doesn't have a shirt on.Getting knocked up will get us fired.
>>29835295Im dumb. Thanks Anon.
>>29835291What's birth control like in this setting?
>>29835147He's honest and to the point. He thinks we're pretty, and wants to spend time with us, preferably with minimal clothing between us. He isn't making any demands, he gets the offer out there and sits back and lets his abs do the rest of the talking.Granted, he is probably up to more than he seems, but he seems to actually care for the Prince, and while his duty is first and foremost to his god and healing people, he seems reliable.>>29835300Fit girls tend to have nice asses. Not the biggest ones, but it's probably nice to look at when we aren't wearing full armor.
>>29835252He offered to take his shirt off after we made an off-hand remark. That's pretty damn forward.>>29835300We'd have powerful hips as a built woman.>>29835310Thank you!>>29835291>She's been in bed with a man, but she's not been in love with one.I hope it wasn't rape. I hope it was a lost bet or some kind of friendly pipe-cleaning.
>>29835268We're a Star Arena Fighter. We've had beautiful men (and woman) throwing themselves at our feet for years. A virgin we are not.
>The moment when you realize that it's only a matter of time before BPQ has husbando wars every bit as horrific as the PGQ waifu wars.
>>29835310Birth control is a thing you know.
>>29835350>beautiful men (and woman)Meh. Depends on the kind of beautiful man. As for women, you can't mount woman and ride them.
>>29835347>He offered to take his shirt off after we made an off-hand remark. That's pretty damn forward.An "off-hand remark" to the effect of "I would prefer to see you without a shirt on."
>>29835148http://en.inkei.net/vagina/Annelin!Gina!DraPrincessAnnelin confirmed most sexually capable character.
>>29835375Except the harem option is available here. We just need a way to skirt the political and logistical issues involved.
>>29835376Is it? I don't know this setting and neither do you.
>Dra Princess>The Global Parade>Loose puss
>>29835394Yes we do:>>29835291
>>29835418That says absolutely nothing about birth control whatsoever.
>>29835347My guess is a fellow Arena fighter and us having some fun together, or an enraptured fan who we found attractive. >>29835386The Dra Princess's name is Sulani, judging by the filenames used. >>29835393Honestly none of the husbando options really had any requirement for marriage. Karl is devoted to his god, and doesn't seem like he'd be interested. Getting married to Micheal would require being a Queen and doing Queen stuff like wearing fancy dresses and being nice to people, so being a concubine/mistress/bodyguard seems better suited for us, and Drakteel is a foreign bodyguard, we're both too busy with our jobs to get married and move to where the other one does.Unless Micheal marries the Dra princess, then things get interesting.
>>29835435>tfw Annelin's unborn child took a stab-wound.
>>29835394Any setting with sufficiently advanced magic to heal wounds and broken bones within a week has the capability of interrupting the reproductive cycle of either human gender. We just need to ask for it.Hell, I'm surprised that contraceptives aren't mandatory for all royal guards for the duration of their tenure. Don't want them getting distracted by family issues or having their kids kidnapped.
>>29835148What a tragically low-rate choice of penises we have.
>Karl confirmed for no stamina.http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Karl!Annelin!20140127
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Dr._Abs!Annelin!20140127>Sticks the tip in>Cums
>>29835316Easy. A proper prayer, a simple charm, or even a ring can do the job just fine.>>29835291You grin, gently pushing him away as you slide off the bed, grinning at the strength in his chest as you stand near him."Need? Not right now. Want..." you look down and bite your lip a little. "Is a bit more complex." you turn. "But right now I have a job to do and a prince to keep out of lady's garments." you walk out of the room with a sway to your (Okay, Mike was correct...) hips. You admit, it can be fun to have more control like this. You're in a good mood as you exit, making your way to the main hall and looking around. Mike is seated again, the princess elsewhere. You stand beside him. "Another so soon?""The room's all cleared out, and the kitchen is preparing a feast. This is fortuitous.""How so?" "...You'll see."It doesn't take long for the door to get kicked in and holy shit that man is /huge/. Easily seven feet tall and change, not counting the helmet, spear in one hand, shield in the other. His stance is loose, but you get the impression he's never been knocked over. "I AM UMDA HARU! I SEEK TO CONVERSE WITH YOUR MIGHTY KING!""That would be the tribal leader." he says quietly, looking nervous. "I'm not entirely sure how to respond.">Writein
>>29835393Oh my godIt's true
>>29835441>Unless Micheal marries the Dra princess, then things get interesting.Secret polygamous relationship, you say?
>>29835483A man can always dream.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Drakteel!Annelindragman confirmed 100% affinityalso note Sulani makes the strangest vagina I've ever seen on that site.
>>29835441>in bed with a manIs a figure of speech, it isn't referencing a single partner. We've played the field but left outer game there rather than taking it home.
>>29835501AnnelinxDrakteel OTP
>>29835465"Sometimes a wiser course of action is to perhaps not respond. You had best hope he hasn't noticed you."
>>29835528Indeed.>>29835501This is a very convincing argument.
>>29835465I like this guy already!
>>29835465Respond with shouting of course.
>>29835465"I AM MISTRAL MAGEBREAKER AND YOU MAY CONVERSE WITH HIS ROYAL HIGHNESS!"
>>29835375is PGQ waifu wars so bad? Never took part on that quest since I am not in the mood to read 100+ threads, but I keep reading people mentioning it Also I assume PGQ means Princess Guard Quest and not Peasant Girl Quest
>>29835379>As for women, you can't mount woman and ride them.You can't be this critter.
http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Drakteel!Annelin!20140127Jesus, look at these fuckers go.Dragon husbando confirmed.
>>29835501Can't argue with that.
>>29835465"The King only converses with those who are equal to him in combat. You must slay two dragons before you can converse."`
>>29835560You are correct, though every quest that allows it eventually get horrible waifu wars
>>29835465Send him to get his father while we keep him entertained. By which I mean get him to retail us with his tails of battle and conquest because barbarian kings tend to like impressing bitches and warriors.
>>29835501What a fool I have been!http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Karl!AnnelinAnnelin confirmed 100% SLUT
>>29835465Whisper back to him "Show no fear, stand tall like I taught you, welcome him to your home. Tell him what your father has been up to today. If he tries anything I will be right beside you."Look Umda right in the eyes. Smile. Mentally prepare for taking him down if he gets rowdy. Look for any weak points or vulnerabilities.
>>29835608Any of Exabyte's early quests run counter to that.
>>29835634>Girl orgasms from sex>"SLUT!"It's like we just took a trip to Africa or something
>>29835574Holy hell, they'd shake the foundations of the castle.
>>29835634Clearly Dr. Abs and Lizard Penis must duel to the death.
>>29835685>Lizard penis>Implying he doesn't have two, like a snake
>>29835441>Getting married to MichealUnless the king is monumentally stupid, it's not going to happen. An arranged marriage to a powerful noble family is more likely for him.
>>29835651This is a good idea.
>>29835708These are the sorts of groundbreaking questions that we, as players, need answers too.
>>29835560you have no idea...
>>29835710It'd happen if he's a real romantic.
>>29835465>>29835651
To all those people who linked the affinity site, thanks, can't wait to let Princess Guard Quest know that the protagonist scored a 0% ability for his micropenis.
>>29835778You're a little late, PGQ fucked around with Inkei like, 20 threads ago.
I love how much more mature this quest is. None of this "s-sex...?" and blushing shit. Just fucking get down to it like adults and teenagers do.
>>29834989Anon. He is a -doctor-. He is a -hunk doctor-. Thats like the male equivalent of a battle waifu.
>>29835778That's too fucking perfect.Related, buthttp://en.inkei.net/tits/Annelin!Gina!SulaniDamn, the men like their titties small.
>>29835710Micheal is both romantic and stubborn enough to suggest it.Which just means we'll have to berate Micheal for being dumb, and tell him that the title means nothing to us and could be used for the sake of his kingdom instead.
>>29835651"Show no fear, stand tall like I taught you, welcome him to your home. Tell him what your father has been up to today. If he tries anything I will be right beside you."He nods, standing tall."Apologies, Umda Haru!" he calls out. He has a real good theater voice, you notice. "My father will be with us shortly. We recently were attacked by Beast demons, and have slain them. He is having his wounds tended to.""Ah! I see." he says. "And you?" "I was enjoying the company of a young lady.""Please tell me you have a meal ready." "In less than an hour." he says, and the man bellows a happy roar. "Yes! Yes! I knew this was the right country. Yer king fights like a demon, your prince sows like a farmer, and you all eat like pigs!" he pulls off his helmet, showing a wild, but not unattractive face. His words are compliments, albiet rude ones. "All the others were damn snooty and all that, it's refreshing as hell." He slides his spear and shield onto his back and approaches. "Bit weedy, though." he says. You stand up closer and he grins. "This yer whore?"Micheal stands instantly, hand on blade. >Stop him.>You're about level with the guy's nuts. A solid punch should set things right.>Let him defend your honor.>Writein
>>29835811>Satisfaction rate: 32%We have the best tits, aww yeah.
>>29835799Perhaps, but now I get to simulate Reinhold x Luciana against Monique x Luciana and see if once again Reinhold's rival proves to be his superior in every way.
>>29835778 Unless they marry him off to the Princess: http://en.inkei.net/Reinhold_Granache
>>29835830>laugh>loudlylaugh the emasculating laugh of a woman at this man
>>29835112Doctor...AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABS
http://en.inkei.net/Annelin!Sulani!GinaIt had to be done.
>>29835862let me know how that goes
>>29835830>Nut punch>"Guardian and martial trainer actually."
>>29835830>Write-inLaugh.Laugh at this poorly disciplined warrior."Do you follow any arena?"
>>29835386Judging by >>29832370, her name is Sulani.
>>29835891http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Reinhold!Luciana!20140128 how tragic.
>>29835900>>29835873These.
>>29835830>You're about level with the guy's nuts. A solid punch should set things right.No hesitation, no wind-up, just a straight punch to the nuts. We shouldn't do too much damage, even if we're wearing gauntlets. "I am Mistral Magebreaker, guardian of the heir, and I am no one's whore."
>>29835900>>29835873We HAWHAWHAW now.
>>29835900>Laugh.>Laugh at this poorly disciplined warrior.>"Do you follow any arena?>>29835830Works for me.
>>29835830>Let him defend your honor.Also,>>29835873
>>29835934>>29835932>>29835900>>29835922>>29835873>>29835938Writing
>>29835915[That's just sad]
>>29835830Laugh at him, as we're laughing punch him in the nuts.If possible don't stop laughing.
>>29835891>>29835915http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Monique!Luciana!20140128 this has been a worthwhile study and proven the obvious superiority of Moniquedick.
>>29835830>Write inThrow back our head and laugh. "Ah, you remind me of my grandad, rest his soul. You know, I'd been fantasizing about what you might look like under that armor but after that comment I have to say your chances are pretty low. I am Mistral of the Arena, the prince's current bodyguard."
>>29835986http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Reinhold_Eschenwald!Lucianna_Marconneti!20140127
>>29835634>SLUTNah, she just knows how to handle a spear.
>>29835973You want to see sad, check this out: http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Reinhold!Sylvie!20140128
>>29835986Goddamn DMPC
>>29835966You laugh. You've been called a whore before, actually, and you put a hand on Mike's shoulder to stop him. It's refreshing, a reminder of a time when things were very simple. You look up at him. "I'm Mistral Magebreaker. The current prince guard." you say with a smile. "And this equipment isn't just show.""Well, damn." he says. "In that case, I apologize." he says. "I'm not entirely used to how things are done around here." "That's fine, but please don't call her a whore.""Won't happen again, highness." he says, hands raised. "Though... I'd like a solid spar with her, if that's alright. Just to pass the time here."Mike looks to you.>Sure. >>No armor, no weapons.>>Armor only.>>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.>No thanks.>Later.>Writein
>>29836110clap hands together and rub themTake a flying strike while he's off guardSPAR IS ON
>>29836040 Becoming a noble does wonders for one's cock, he needs to either marry Marianne or get Agnes to adopt him asap
>>29836110>>Sure.>>Ask what weapons/armour he wants to use.
>>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.
>>29836110>>>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.Go for broke. This guy may just find restrictions an insult.Unless he suggests no armor or weapons. Then we can bring the oil.
>>29836110NO ARMORNO WEAPONSWink at the prince before it starts.
>>29836110>Sure.>>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.
>>29836074[spolier]That genuinely made me sad on another note http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Monique!Reinhold!20140128[/spoiler]
>>29836110>>>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.Goddamn, we will spar anything that moves.
>>29836110> Sure.> No armor, no weapons.
>>29836110>>No armor, no weapons.
>>29836110>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.we already had one nice mudwrestling session today, after Teel this dude'll just be disappointing
>>29836185Come on. Who knows, it might even be better.
>>29836110>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.
>>29836185Teel doesnt have a beard, though.
>>29836110>Sure. Give Micheal a big smile.Accept a spar, we both use spear and shield so let's keep with that. It'll be interesting. However, try to keep things vaguely safe, remove our spear tip, see if he can do the same. We don't want to leave blood all over the floor.
>>29836110>>Sure.
>>29836110>Sure>>Practice gear only"The medic's already been stuck patching people today, I'd rather not wear out my welcome with him."
>>29836204You know, it would kind of be funny if we had to go right back to Karl after he just fixed us up.
>>29836235>>29836204>>29836185>>29836153>>29836172>>29836147>>29836145Writing.
>>29836167So the true end is Monique fucking all the bitches, Reinhold included.
>>29836110>No holds barred. Karl can make sure we're alright.fuck him up
>>29836261Reinhold is a bitch
>>29836248>>29836265Worse comes to worst, we get more TLC from Dr. Abs. We cant lose.
>>29836260"Sure. No holds barred, big guy." you say. "Mike, get Karl." You wait for him to come back and Umda levels his spear - made of a heavier wood than yours. His shield is made of leather. No armor, though. "First blood." he says, hunkering low as Karl comes in with Mike and the King. The king raises an eyebrow as you bow, then sits down."Begin.">ENEMY PERK USED>RUSHDOWN>Roll 1d100 (mind) to evade!
Rolled 95>>29836312
Rolled 63>>29836312evade evade
Rolled 36>>29836312YOU GOTTA BE MORE THAN JUST BLUSTER
Rolled 44>>29836312
Rolled 54>>29836312
Rolled 73>>29836312we a real OG
Rolled 41>>29836312
Rolled 24>>29836312Let's fuck this guy up. Watch for his reach, between a spear and him being 7 feet tall he can get some serious distance on his attacks. We might want to block with our shield, close the distance, get inside his guard, drop the spear, and beat the hell out of him with our gauntlets.
>>29836305It just gets better and better: http://en.inkei.net/vagina/a/Reinhold!Spinelle!20140128
>>29836319Ok, we have one success at least.
>>29836319>>29836349>>29836321You slide out of the way of his initial rush, but he hops away from your reaction thrust. The game, as they say, is on. He circles you slowly, waiting for the right moment, as do you. You can feel the eyes on you, the rush of battle, yes, this is good. You remember this. The feeling of being watched. The man grins.>Anticipate his rushdown, level spear. (Might)>Evade and get him before he hops away. (Mind)>Hop on top of his back and tease his slowness. (Mind)>Taunt him after evading.
Rolled 87>>29836312
>>29836428>>Evade and get him before he hops away. (Mind)
>>29836428>>Hop on top of his back and tease his slowness. (Mind)
>>29836428>Evade and get him before he hops away. (Mind)
Rolled 48>>29836428>Anticipate his rushdown, level spear. (Might)
Rolled 76>>29836387Spinelle is Reinhold's true end
>>29836428>Evade and get him before he hops away. (Mind)Crossu Counter? Crossu Counter
>>29836428Grin right back at him.Don't just repeat what we did by trying for the evade and hitting him instead. Wait for the attack, and instead of evading normally or jumping out of the way, try to jump over the attack and right at him, use our spear as a pole to help us get height. And then punch him in the face. A broken nose still counts as first blood.
>>29836495>>29836459>>29836455>>29836453>>298364481d100, folks.
Rolled 31>>29836517
>>29836428>Evade and get him before he hops away. (Mind)if we tease, we could lose this fight
>>29836387Shouldn't Spinelle be doing the penetrating
Rolled 65>>29836517roll
Rolled 29>>29836517
Rolled 7>>29836517
Rolled 40>>29836517Oh crap.
Rolled 96>>29836517
>>29836545>One successOhnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>>29836528Well shit
Rolled 79I think we just failed our first combat rollAnd how spectacularly.
Rolled 73>>29836528Well, motherfucker. This ain't good.
>>29836570we have a +20 in mind, so i think we have one, unless Avalon decided on crit fails
>>29836528I saw that. For deleting it, it's being included.DECIETFUL PENALTY: One Success eliminated.Writing.
>>29836528Dont delete it, you faggot. We all saw it.
>>29836539Tested, it's rather mediocre, no climaxes on either side. Apparently Spinelle's Sausage cannot compare to Monique's Monster.
>our first combat failureOh boy!
>>29836528Surely by now people must realize that 4chanx keeps deleted posts up.
>>29836590You know people are just going to exploit the DECIETFUL PENALTY to be faggots, right?
>>29836590Just as anon planned...
>>29836640trolls sadly come to test in droves.
>>29836638Many faggots do not use 4chan X, probably because they were dropped on their heads as babies.
>>29836539http://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Spinelle!Reinholdhttp://en.inkei.net/anus/a/Spinelle!Reinhold!20140127>>29836609They have great affinity, though.
>>29836590You set up to bring him down with a set spear, but hgrins wider. "NO CHANCE!" he roars.RUSHDOWNYou let out a little sound as his shield slams into your side, sending you tumbling over the stone. You blink as you rise. Blood wells up in your mouth as you rise on unsteady feet, and the man laughs. "You got up! That's good. That's very good!" he grins, walking over. "But it was to first blood. I know you didn't take that without harm." Okay, true, you nicked your tongue. But the blood's still in your mouth. You could just swallow it and keep going.>Accept the loss gracefully. >Fuck that, hit him when he doesn't expect it. His guard's down.>Writein
Rolled 1>>29836590I agree with the penalty but it also means that people can exploit it by making low rolls and deleting it>>29836640Kind of like this, but it would also mean that someone would have to learn to consistently roll low.Like this.
>>29836700>>Fuck that, hit him when he doesn't expect it. His guard's down.
>>29836700Bit my tongue, yeah. You want to count the win or keep going?
>>29836700I say swallow and keep going, but no sneak attacks.>>29836724>Rolled 1d1: 1Yeah, it doesnt exactly hide very well.
>>29836700>Accept the loss gracefully. Well playedNOW ASK FOR ROUND 2
>>29836700>>Accept the loss gracefully.
>>29836700>>Accept the loss gracefully.Let's at least pretend to be mature, /tg/.
>>29836733I'd say go with this, maybe a line about how we're still willing and eager?
>>29836700>Accept the loss gracefully.
>>29836700>swallow>spitObviously she's the kind of girl that swallows
>>29836700Spit the blood to the side, accept the loss gracefully."Biting my own tongue really shouldn't count, but I'll give you that one."
>>29836748ROUND 2 A GO
>>29836700>Accept the loss gracefully. Spit out the blood."Bit my tongue big guy, call it good or you want to keep on going."
>>29836733thisLet him know, but ask him if he's alright with a win by technicality. Don't sneak attack though-this is for fun, not to the death
>>29836700>>Writein"Are you truly satisfied by such a short fight? Because I'm not." >>29836761Its just a tongue bite. I agree not to do anything sneaky, but we should at least ask if he is willing to keep on keeping on.
>>29836782>>29836766>>29836750>>29836761>>29836748Writing.
I don't wanna speak out of turn, but we all seem to be pretty much in agreement of accepting the loss on technicality but asking him if he wants to continue.
>>29836700>accept gracefullySnort and then smile, "Guilty though I'd almost call this a technicality. Well fought."Inb4 we get fired for our poor performance.
>>29836814Well that would be a waste of our kissing intentionally. We only needed to distract him until the king showed up, now the king's here so there's no reason to keep sparring.
>>29836802You spit into your hand, holding it up. "Is that enough for you?" you ask, and he rubs his chin. "It's enough. I'm impressed - most people don't actually survive it." "It was on a technicality - I bit my tongue.""Then that's even more impressive." he nods. "King of the Central Empire! Your people are stronger than I gave them credit! Let us feast and speak of business!" he roars, as you wash your hand. Karl sighs, sticking a magically imbued finger in your mouth with little preamble, as servants begin to roll out tables and platters of meat.Hn. It's a little sweet. >Suck.>Bite.>Do nothing.
>>29836883...our loosing unintentionally...God damn autocorrect...
>Do nothing.
>>29836883>our kissing intentionallyOh my...>>29836907Fair enough. We should offer a rematch at a later date, though.
>>29836900>Do nothing.
>>29836900>Do nothing
>>29836900>Suck.
>>29836900>Lick
>>29836900Graze it with our teeth juuuust barely as he pulls out. Just a little bit, so he cant tell if its intentional or not
>>29836900>Suck.Suck and lick his finger, have to get that healing magic all over our mouth.
>>29836900>>Do nothing
>>29836900>Do nothing.>When he goes to remove it, caress it with tongue
>>29836900Give it a little bite, not hard, just gently scrape out teeth against it.
>>29836953Sure. This guy's fun.
>>29836953This. Be a flirt, but not a slut.
>>29836900>>29836953Nibble a best.
>>29836900>>Do nothing.
>>29836900Lick it, make sure he gets to the injured area.
>>29836953>>29837021Seconding.
>>29836953hehehe
>>29836900This >>29836953Nothing too overt, but a bit of a nibble, and maybe a small lick is just what the doctor ordered.
>>29837001>>29837007>>29837021>>29836953>>29837031you let your teeth slide over his finger as it leaves, giving it a little pressure as you smile at him. He grins back, as he wipes it off. You then clean up, sitting at the table beside Micheal. "And so then, then I just toss it into the /other/ bear!" Umda continues a tale. "You should have seen their faces!" he roars with laughter, and the king laughs with him. "Did you even know they were mating at the time?" the king asks, leaning on the table, his face a picture of mirth. "I mean...""That was the best part!" Umda says with continued laughter. "It was just the worst of days for that damn bear! Tell me, Mistral - have you any tales?">Tell an arena story>Tell a traveling story>Tell a made-up story
>>29837084>>Tell an arena storyHe seems like the sort who would enjoy a fight story.
>>29836953This and arc one eyebrow.
>>29837084>>Tell a traveling story
>>29837084>Tell an arena story.
>>29837084>Tell a traveling story
>>29837084>Tell a traveling storyPeople are more likely to have seen arena fights, and there's way less variety with fights in the arena than there are to assorted tales of adventure.Life isn't ALL about fighting people to a standstill, after all. Sometimes it's about throwing bears into other bears.
(We're on the second to last page. Shall I continue on another thread when this one dies?)
>>29837163you could make a link to the new one before this one dies
>>29837084>Tell an arena storyDon't just talk about a fight though, make it more interesting than just that. Like someone thinking we were two different people since they never saw us outside our armor at the arena, and thought we were an attractive lady when he saw us without it. Hilarity ensued when they tried to flirt with us outside of the arena and didn't actually recognize us until we punched them in the face.
>>29837163Make a new thread before this one dies, and link it here.And make sure this is archived if you haven't yet.
>>29837084>>Tell an arena storyWe bounce spells. One of those has to be fun.
>>29837163I'd make the new one when we hit page ten, then link it in this one, your call though. Anyway, I'm good to keep going.
>>29837221...This is a good point, actually.Some sort of impromptu arena ping-pong match has to have happened at least once.
>>29837084>>Tell an arena story
>>29837296New thread!