(Please excuse that minor mistake. Again, I will be going to lunch at some point during this session)Today is a repeat of yesterday. Tomorrow will be a repeat of today. Life under the Chief's tyranny doesn't change all that often. You find yourself in the student council's office. Prior to the Chief's overnight takeover, you never had much of a reason to come in here. These days, you think you could navigate the sea of file cabinets and oaken desks while blindfolded. There is always a dusty smell to the room, even though you can tell that whoever Chief has cleaning does a thorough job removing every particle that could be out of place. As usual, the Chief is seated at the large desk at the back of the room. The afternoon sun filters through the blinds, giving her the trademark radiant glow you've come to expect from your Student Council President. She's idly flipping through one of your old comic books with a bored expression on her face; looks like she doesn't like Galactic Space Team nearly as much as Heartbeat: Darkness or Monster-Musume High. Your eyes roam over the rest of her desk, noting the stacks of paper, along with rubber stamps and pens. The placard on the desk reads "Rosa Albu" but you have a hard time thinking of her as anything but the Chief. Eventually, the Chief puts the book down, finally acknowledging your presence. Her lips purse for a moment, then settle into a faint frown. Looks like she's still upset with you."So then, Wild Card, you understand why I've called you here today, right?">More UGN work? Isn't this abuse of authority?>Another comic book recommendation? Can't she just go on the internet or something?>Relationship advice? The Chief gets hit on all the time, doesn't she?
>>29802515>>Another comic book recommendation? Can't she just go on the internet or something?
>>29802515>Another comic book recommendation? Can't she just go on the internet or something?
>>29802515>>Relationship advice? The Chief gets hit on all the time, doesn't she?
>>29802515>Another comic book recommendation? Can't she just go on the internet or something?"or is this about sexual harassment by claire?"
>>29802515>Another comic book recommendation? Can't she just go on the internet or something?What was the "minor mistake"? Does it have something to do with how the thread link on Twitter is broken?
>>29802593>What was the "minor mistake"? Does it have something to do with how the thread link on Twitter is broken?He didn't put quest in the thread title, prompting no less than four different posters to show up and inform him about it, even though literally the second post in the thread was him going "whoops, sorry about that."
>>29802593he forgot to put quest in the title. trolls began spamming less than a minute after
>>29802515What? Does she want you to give her more of your comic book collection? She has to know that you only have a couple fanservice oriented titles, and she's already gone through two of them. She should just go on 2san if she wants to find out about more titles to read."While I am less than enthralled by this Galactic Space Team book you have lent me, I didn't call you here for a book club meeting."The Chief gets up and turns around, peering through the blinds."You know what's coming up in a few days, yes?"Hm...it's August so maybe you're supposed to change seats soon? You can't wait to get away from Claire, your UGN appointed babysitter. Changing seats would make it harder for her to incessantly whisper in your ears and otherwise molest you. As you consider the possibilities of a life without Claire constantly trying to pet you, the Chief lets out a sigh and puts her hands on her hips."It's Fitness Day, Wild Card, New Zanizibar Fitness day? You must be aware of one of the biggest events of the year. Didn't you grow up here?"
>>29803098Oh yeah, you suppose that is coming up soon. You never much participated in those sorts of things, so you constantly forget about it. So what does the Chief want? Fix some events? Your newfound physicality should let you easily set any record you want for any event. "As if I'd be interested in something so crass! Honestly, I don't know how Claire tolerates you."She reaches into her desk and pulls out a pamphlet. After she hands it to you, you take the time to look it over. Seems like the private schools are holding a cooperative event with your own public school. Well, that's rare."Yes, very rare. And also very dangerous. Diablos has yet to be caught, which means that his terrorist organization has just been handed a very large target.">You think you know where this is headed. So, what does the Chief want you to do?>They still haven't caught Diablos? What has the Chief been doing this whole time?>...Why is every school in this pamphlet an All-Girl's school?
>>29803098oh joy, an athletic festival.All in favor of going to the arcade during it?
>>29803126>...Why is every school in this pamphlet an All-Girl's school?
>>29803126>>...Why is every school in this pamphlet an All-Girl's school?Cross dressing arc...
>>29803126>...Why is every school in this pamphlet an All-Girl's school?Fuck you Chief if we wear a skirt Claire hell can only become worse
>>29803126>...Why is every school in this pamphlet an All-Girl's school?>>29803235Don't worry. It's a proven fact that MCs that are forced to crossdress even once (with the disguise including really long hair) are inherently best girls.
>>29803126>Oh fuck no.Cap does not like where the all-girls thing is going. Walk right out.
>>29803126...Why is every school in this pamphlet an All-Girl's school?"Our school, St. Joseph's Public School, has had an outstanding series of girl's athletic teams for the past few years. The private academies must feel like they have something to prove to the parents of their students. It's good for increasing enrollment rates and normally I would not be alarmed by this. However, with circumstances being what they are..."So, basically, because the private schools felt like picking a fight with your sports teams, most of New Zanzibar's youth will be all in one place for Diablos to target?"Precisely. It could not have come at a worse time for us. Therefore, I have taken steps to increase the security at this event. However, I simply do not have the number of agents required to cover an event this large. I am aware that you are not a UGN agent, but nevertheless, I shall be conscripting you as additional security."
>>29803669This is completely unfair. You've already been forced to do so much. Putting aside that incident a few months ago, she's had you do all manner of UGN work under the pretense of having a small staff. You object strongly, slamming your hand down on the desk."I will not take no for an answer, Wild Card! Need I remind you that you are on thin ice for your provocations already? Try not to think of this as UGN work, but as a favor to your Student Council President. If you do well, I'll count it toward your observation time."You get the feeling that there's no fighting the Chief on this and slump your shoulders. "Good, good. That's all for today. I need to make arrangements so that you can meet with one of the agents we've placed within the private academy. I'll have more details for you tomorrow. Dismissed!">Well, this was awful. Maybe you should go have some fun to take your mind off it?>Time to go home. This conversation wore you out.>Maybe you could try chatting with the Chief? If you get on her good side, she might lighten your workload.
>>29803692>Maybe you could try chatting with the Chief? If you get on her good side, she might lighten your workload.
>>29803692Can we bribe her with comics we've been hiding?
>>29803692>Time to go home. This conversation wore you out.
>>29803669>Well, this was awful. Maybe you should go have some fun to take your mind off it?to the arcade!
>>29803692>Maybe you could try chatting with the Chief? If you get on her good side, she might lighten your workload.Sometimes, getting out of work requires effort. This is one of those times. Short-sightedness is not laziness - it is stupidity.
>>29803692You think it's probably a good idea to get in the Chief's good graces. After all, if the Chief is in a good mood, you might have an easier time of things. "What are you still here for? Is there something you needed?"You wrack your brain for a topic, any topic, that might pique the Chief's interest. You have still been holding out on her with those back issues of Heartbeat. She won't be able to catch up to the weekly releases without your cache of books, so maybe that could be a good angle for you to try? You try to lead into it by asking about her favorite characters."...Well, since you asked, I suppose I have no choice but to tell you. Princess LuLu of the Demonoke planet is by far my favorite character. She's so beautiful and honest with her feelings, but has that air of innocence about her that so few people possess anymore. I also like Haruka, to be honest. While she's rather plain, she's still such a sweet and earnest girl."
>>29804411Ahh, it already feels like you're reading a 2san discussion. For a while, you attempt to listen while the Chief continues to blab on about which girls she thinks are the best in Heartbeat: Darkness. Eventually, feeling like you can no longer bear to listen to her fan-rant, you offer her the next issue of the comic."Oh? Would you? That's very kind," the Chief smiles coldly, "I still haven't forgotten how you slandered me."You don't think you made much of an impact...You shrug your shoulders and leave the office. The moment you step out of the room, you see Claire waiting for you. She seems to have really taken to the idea of wearing her hair with a side tail these days. The other girls in class must have taught her to how to do it for herself. You see her pop a cinnamon candy into her mouth before standing at attention."Welcome back, Captain. Would you like to go home? Would you like to get something to eat? Or would you rather take me into the restroom and have your way with me?"You sigh.>Home sounds nice.>You are a little hungry.>Maybe you should learn more about these schools you're going to be working with?
>>29804436>"Welcome back, Captain. Would you like to go home? Would you like to get something to eat? Or would you rather take me into the restroom and have your way with me?"So this has been the captains life, the poor bastard.If we told Claire to meet us in the restroom would that get her out of our way long enough to try to itch her?
>>29804436>>You are a little hungry.
>>29804498Do this, then go somewhere to eat that we've never gone to before.
>>29804498After the seventh time you did that, Claire now insists on accompanying you the entire way.
>>29804498ditch her not itch her we don't need to give her more fetishes
>>29804436>Maybe you should learn more about these schools you're going to be working with?On the one hand, we need to get some information. On the other hand, expressing interest in girls' schools (and, therefore, other girls) could lead Claire to redouble her efforts. I say we risk it, though. Time spent working on this security detail is time we're not directly interacting with the rest of the team.>>29804498I know, right? I'm kind of disappointed that our response to the Chief asking "How does Claire put up with you" wasn't "I know, I'm being as insufferable as I can and it just isn't working!"
>>29804538God damnit.... how long could we distract her if we told her we had a really fucking weird and convoluted fetish? AT least a few hours? For a little peace
>>29804436Let's have some fun, put on a really animal tone."I hunger..."Pause."for breadsticks."
>>29804436>You are a little hungry.find a red lobster, see if we can get claire to pay for itAnd get a nice hard carapace to replace this fur
>>29804580Not very long. Though it shames you as a man, Claire has a much more in-depth knowledge of both normative and alternative sexual lifestyles than you do. [spoilers]In other words, her body is already ready for whatever you come up with[/spoiler]
>>29804683Ahh, spoilerfail. How shameful. Getting a sandwich during this next writing break so it might take longer.
>>29804683Also, Claire has both the Angel Halo and Morpheus syndromes. Which means she can conjure illusions for visual fetishes and transmute matter for any props she might need. She's ready at any time to fulfill any fetish we might have. Well, any fetishes that don't involve her own body transforming. Wait, is that why she's so into Chimeras? Because body-morphing is the one fetish she can't do on her own? Would she have a similar thing for Exiles, then?
>>29804683God Fucking Damnit, also it just occurred to me it took 7 times before she stopped believing us? Can we just lie and say we have a Canadian girlfriend? there must be some way to get some peace for the Captain
>>29804730>she can conjure illusions for visual fetishes and transmute matter for any props she might need.you are now aware that Claire can make a hyper realistic simulation of us for masturbatory purposes at any time
Rolled 92>>29804436>You are a little hungry.
>>29804436Geez, Claire getting more aggressive every thread. Wonder how long it will take for her to get fed up and just drug & rape our poor mediocre hero.Assuming she hasn't already tried to spike Captain's food or drinks.
>>29804868Nah we can't be drugged that easily and it'd only last a little while we are mostly safe from that
>>29804795That's why she's been so happy when we pass out in Chimera form. It's not because she's been groping us, it's because it gives her a chance to study our fur so she can reproduce its texture in cloth later. She's got some weird plush real doll of wolf form Captain that she uses her illusions to make talk to her. But it's just not as good, because it can't move, and she wants to be the one helplessly ravaged, not the other way around. Ruins the fantasy.
>>29804436>Learn more about the schools.And if we can get Claire to do the research for us while we schmooze off, even better!
>>29804956Right, forgot about that "Overdrive" metabolism thing.And I don't think Claire could physically overpower Captain either, so it looks like being a non-average superpowered person has some trace benefits.
>fetishfag characterop, I seriously hope you got a steel grip on your reins, because you're taking off to the danger zone
>>29804984I do not need to hear more of this. Oh the poor Captain
>>29805018Of course, every time we get put in hospital from a super-related injury, that gives claire a chance to molest us while we're out.Being Captain is suffering.
>>29805039So far it hasn't been an issue. Mostly because we're not waifuing anyone. We're counter-waifuing, trying to make the Captain as undesirable a romantic partner as possible. Both the character and the audience are united in their desire to not stick it in the crazy. And Captain is surrounded by crazy.
>>29805039Captain doesn't have any interest in any of the female leads (and probably suffers from chronic depression).This probably the only quest on /tg/ that doesn't have waifuing as actively avoiding any potential love interests is a running joke.
>>29804984She can't make noise with her powers. Angel Halos are photokinetics, not sonokinetics.
>>29805085>>29805117You guys probably read much more quests than I do, so I'm absolutely sure that you can precisely figure out how much of a blade running the thing is, waifuing or not.
(got food, sorry for delay)>>29804436You must admit, you are a little hungry. You haven't had a full hunger attack since your first days as an Overed, but you still feel like you eat more than you used to."Splendid, Captain. Shall I lay the food out on my body? I wouldn't mind if you'd like to take a bite."A short while later, you are at the Benny's as usual, eating your usual concoction: hashbrowns and scrambled eggs, mixed together with a liberal dose of ketchup and hot sauce. You don't actually like the taste very much, but it's filling and the condiments take away from the stale taste the food usually has here. Across the table, Claire is munching on a piece of buttered toast."...I will not say I'm disappointed, Captain, but I sometimes wonder if you are homosexual."You put Claire's comment aside and look over the pamphlet again. Mary Magdalene's School for Upcoming Young Ladies, North-Star Girl's Academy, Yamada Girl's Prep School. You don't really know anything about these places."I can help you with that, Captain. If there's one in particular you'd like to know about, please ask me. Otherwise, I can give you a short summary of each. While I'd like to tell you everything about all of them, you do have homework tonight and I cannot distract you from your studies unless it is for a far more carnal matter."You check your watch. She's right, it's already pretty late. You'll need to head back and get your work done soon, so you decide to keep this brief.>Mary Magdalene's School for Upcoming Young Ladies>North-Star Girl's Academy>Yamada Girl's Prep School>A short rundown of all three>More about the Fitness Day in general
>>29805146Maybe she likes the growling?...Quick, what's an at least moderately-developed animal with little-to-no voice box?We need it for our beast form.
>>29805146I was thinking more along the lines of making the doll appear to move its mouth while she spoke for it. Like she did when she made that hobo illusion to threaten her during our early training.
>>29805194Short rundown of all three, just tell her we are Asexual.
>>29805194>Get no information.Do we need to know any of this? I don't see the relevance to the job.
>>29805194>A short rundown of all three
>>29805235What happens when we find a woman we do want to waifu, though?Honestly, now that I think about it, the Captain seems a lot more like he's got SPD than that he's got clinical depression.
>>29805194>A short rundown of all threeAnd we're not gay. We'd reject Claire's advances just as much if she was male.>catchpha: hatFap otherDamn it, Claire, no! We're not doing that!
>>29805194>"...I will not say I'm disappointed, Captain, but I sometimes wonder if you are homosexual."Aha, now she's giving us ideas!How much would we have to pay a fellow student to do some acting for Claire with us, I wonder?Anyway,>More about the Fitness Day in generalKnowing things like the rough schedule will help planning.
>>29805194>Mary Magdalene's School for Upcoming Young Ladies
>>29805284What's SPD? I tried googling, but I found a number of conditions with those initials.
>>29805327Schizoid personality disorder.At least four of the following:1. Emotional coldness, detachment or reduced affect.2. Limited capacity to express either positive or negative emotions towards others.3. Consistent preference for solitary activities.4. Very few, if any, close friends or relationships, and a lack of desire for such.5. Indifference to either praise or criticism.6. Little interest in having sexual experiences with another person (taking into account age).7. Taking pleasure in few, if any, activities.8. Indifference to social norms and conventions.9. Preoccupation with fantasy and introspection.
>>29805284We tell her she wasn't woman enough to make us Sexual then proceed to date waifu
>>29805327Probably means Schizoid.
>>29805194>A short rundown of all three>but I sometimes wonder if you are homosexual."...you wish, eh?"
>>29805291then we encounter a male overed that has the hots for us and the insanity spreads
>>29805291>How much would we have to pay a fellow student to do some acting for Claire with us, I wonder?Hell no. Claire is creepy enough without the change in tactics that would provoke.
>>29805194>A short rundown of all threeA brief synopsis of what bullshit to expect is probably best.>>29805291Given how Claire is apparently a Lewd Encyclopedia, giving her any ammo whatsoever is a terrible idea.Not to mention she's got both Angel Halo for illusions and can transmute matter (can't remember syndrome name), so she could probably be a rather convincing male if she thought it would let her touch fluffy tail.
>>29805349So... among this Quest's crazy cast, Captain is apparently the worst of the lot.
>>29805349Ah. Yeah, that fits. I thought you might be talking about sensory processing disorder, where the sufferer experiences either increased or decreased response to stimuli. That would explain the Captain's lack of libido and resistance to pain. But yeah, schizoid personality disorder would fit him pretty well.
>>29805361>everyone has the hots for the Captain
>>29805421It's fine. Captain obviously attracts only people with negative SAN points.
>counting and writing
>>29805408On the plus side, medication is rarely used to treat schizoid personality disorder, so the Overed resistance to drugs wouldn't be a problem in getting treatment. The Captain would, however, need to get to an environment of mutual trust and normal social interaction. So that's never going to happen.
>>29805483Seriously, though, do we actually need to know anything about these schools?
>>29805421One of Chimera's special abilities: Supreme Fur, is basically exactly that.Poor Captain.
>>29805526Telling you would be spoilers.
>>29805526Probably not.Knowing about the day might have helped, though.>>29805539Only if they see/touch our fur though, right?...Right?!
>>29805509The mission is to find a sane person and open up to them.... that will never happen.
>>29805612And if it does, we'll both be mind-wiped by the UGN to forget it ever happened.
>>29805661We should join the other terrorist group, the one with the Renegade Beings. I bet that the living viruses are more sane than the UGN.
>>29805689given that their primary means of recruitment is killing people until they go insane? unlikely
>>29805689Sadly, that group already made it clear that they intend to take away what remains of Captains sanity, so that plan won't work.
>>29805408SPD is like, barely a disorder, man.
>>29805689Xeno?Maybe.God only knows what the leader's up to, though.That little loli bitch is like the bastard child of Creed and Tzeentch, I wouldn't trust her further than I can throw her.And I don't lift.
>>29805718>>29805719Not False Hearts, I mean the ones with the living viruses, with the loli as the leader.
>>29805612Oh God were just going to have to try and do this with Claire aren't we?Well maybe it won't be so bad we'll just ignore everything lewd.
>>29805757>Xenooh sweet jesus...
>>29805757Wait she is that bad, what has she done?
>>29805757given how rare purebreed chimera are, she might be willing to stick us with some of her more sane troops to keep us.
>>29805831I just checked in the book, I was wrong, it's not called Xeno.It's called Xenos.>>29805855Just generally been inscrutable as fuck for thousands of years.People know what she does, they just can't figure out why she does it.Helping improve the intelligence of other Renegade Beings, uplifting them to sentience, is a pretty safe bet, but beyond that? Fuck knows what her end goals are.
>>29805931Is Lunatic High a pure breed chimera or is she a cross breed?I know she has a fluffy tail and is almost definitely to blame for Claire's fluffy obsession, but I don't recall her having any other powers.
Op, what about a pastebin with quest data?
>>29806002I was talking about us not her.
>>29805194You're going to be working with all of them in the end, so it's best to at least have a little information on those schools. Claire nods, putting her toast down and clearing her throat."Mary Magdalene's School for Upcoming Young Ladies is a Catholic school run by nuns. The girls there are kept away from the rest of New Zanzibar and are rarely given permission to leave campus. They have a curriculum which includes many different theological courses, most of which are not Catholic. I'm told that the have the best fencing club, and are a sure win for that competition.""North-Star Girl's Academy is actually a military school, created to help foster more women soldiers for America's armed forces. North-Star has the most demanding physical regimen, and they are expected to perform well in track and field. As for the students, while they're generally very disciplined on campus there are many reports of them engaging in less-than-moral behaviour when given permission to go out on the town.""Yamada Girl's Prep School was founded by a wealthy widow from Japan. She created the school solely to make a safe, sterile environment for her daughter. Though Yamada Girl's Prep is most famous for the tea produced by their tea ceremony club, they have a strong archery team and are expected to at least place second. Yamada Girl's Prep students are easily recognizable because of their old style sailor uniform and long skirts."
>>29806051They all sound like they're going to be trouble to watch. You wonder how you're even supposed to do your job of most of them keep boys at length."Don't worry, Captain," Claire gives you a thumbs up, "I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."Well...thank you for that, Claire. You pay the bill and head home. You've got homework to do and a full day tomorrow.The next day, you find yourself waiting at a coffee shop after school. It pains you to be so close to something you can no longer enjoy, but you can't really help it in this case. The Chief would skin you alive if you didn't at least show up. You're supposed to meet the agent here today, but they still haven't shown and it's getting late. Thankfully, Claire is in the toilet at the moment, so you have a few minutes of peace. It's already past the time your contact is supposed to show up...maybe you should just forget about it?>Leave early. It's not your fault they didn't show.>Stick around. You need to finish your drink.
>is a Catholic school run by nunsthis oneTHIS ONETHIS.THIS ONE.I don't careT H I S O N E>>29806085>Stick around. You need to finish your drink.
>>29806020After this thread is done, I'll put one together and put it on the twitter
>>29806085..... So out of everything crossdressing is not her fetish?Wait a bit longer, making the chief pissy won't help
>>29806085>I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."...I guess we can let her stick around for a bit because of that>stick around
>>29806085>>Stick around. You need to finish your drink.
>>29806085>"Don't worry, Captain," Claire gives you a thumbs up, "I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."The first decent thing she's done so far.And now we know that the Chief has a fetish that Claire doesn't.
>>29806085>finish drinkAs an addendum>don't get stabbed by Diablos
>>29806085"I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."at least she's not a fujoshi
>>29806191>spoilered textWe don't know about that for certain.
>>29806085>"I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."You're alright Claire, you're alright.[X] Wait, wait, wait.
>>29806085>"I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."I'm almost disappointed.
>>29806085>"I talked the Chief out of making you crossdress."+ 6 Captain points, Captain route unlocked
Its really almost like if /tg/ wanted to dress as a girl!
>>29806085>Stick around. You need to finish your drink.It's not worth the hassle to blow this off. Let's just stick around and drink our coffee. If this agent shows up, they show up. If not, we leave. And hey, maybe we can still get affected by caffeine if we drink enough of it. We haven't tested that yet. Lethal dose is somewhere around 150 mg/ kg of body mass. That's about 90 cups for an average human. Let's see if reaching that level gets us anywhere.
>>29806271shit we know what we're gonna do on the weekend
>>29806085>>Stick around. You need to finish your drink.The faster you finish this stupid job, the faster you can go home. Just enjoy the peace and quiet.And try not to cry over not being able to enjoy coffee.cry a lot
>>29806191The captain has a fetish to.Being able to achieve physical contact with someone with out feeling the need to question why or to feel a gently rising panic.Holding hands basically.
>>29806191>implying that's the Chief's fetish.>implying the Chief wasn't just trying to humiliate the Captain.
>writingThis one will be challenging. Please bear with me.
>>29806348Jesus Christ, the Captain is a sick fuck.
>>29806418>Implying that public humiliation isn't the Chief's fetish.
>>29806456Claire talked the Chief out of it by suggesting that public humiliation was one of the Captain's fetishes.
>>29806484>>29806641>>29806773you peaople are unbearable
>>29806085You decide to stick it out and wait. As you raise the cup to your lips, you hear a thud as another customer's head hits the table. You turn to see that, one by one, all the other people in the coffee shop are falling over on their tables or slumping down on the floor. A tingling feeling at the base of your spine confirms your suspicions. This is Warding. You look out the large window of the shop to see a young woman approaching. As she reaches the entrance, she turns around once and then throws the door open."I have arrived!"She steps in, her knee-length golden hair swaying behind her. She's certainly dressed oddly; black stockings and knee high boots cover her legs, but what draws your attention is the extremely frilly and lacy outfit she's wearing. Cords and white frill cover her, complete with large bows and ribbons. Bandages cover her left arm while her right side has a variety of bracelets and rings. Isn't this what you call gothic fashion? Despite her strange garb, a few other things catch your attention. Bright red eyes focus on you, and within them, you can see the hue shifting slightly every few seconds. And down below her eyes... They're huge.Every step she takes toward you comes with a bounce. You can't say you're particularly interested, but the constant movement and sway makes it difficult to not look. Desperate to retain what dignity you have, you bring your gaze back up to her face."Greetings, Wild Card--or should I say Cerberus? I am Fallen Angel, your contact within the Church's prison of maidens! I can sense your overflowing spirit and I must say, I am impressed!"She covers her mouth with the back of her hand and lets loose the cheesiest laugh you've heard in years. >Stay calm. Greet her normally.>This has to be some kind of a trap. Intimidate her.>Don't say anything. Wait for Claire.
>>29806966>Stay calm. Greet her normally.No Sell any attempts to flirt. We do now want Claire to try to forcefully establish her territory
>>29806966Finish of our drink at once and tell her to get on with whatever the hell she gotta do, the captain probably wants to get out of here asap
>>29806966>>Stay calm. Greet her normally."Is this what you normally wear, or is it your dress outfit?"
>>29806966>This has to be some kind of a trap. Intimidate her.
>>29806966>Did we get a new code name?Talk about irrelevant bullshit.
>>29806966>Don't say anything. don't watch. don't move. Wait for Claire.
>>29806966>>Stay calm. Greet her normally.>>29807023>We do now want Claire to try to forcefully establish her territorynice freudian slip there
>>29807062Good point since when are we Cerberus
>>29806966>Stay calm. Greet her normally.Stare down the Eldrich Abomination.
>>29807079wha- oh GOD DAMMITexcuse me while I go commit sudoku for being decidedly un-mediocre
>>29806966>Stay calm. Greet her normally."Wait, are we getting new code names for the sake of this operation? What's Claire's?"
>>29806966>Wait for Claire. Don't say anything.>Stare.
>>29806966>>Stay calm. Greet her normally.No fucks given.What's with the "Cerberus" name?Don't tell me word has gotten out about Captain and church worships/fears him. But then again, Captain seems to be a magnet for suffering. Wonder what he did in a past life?
>>29807165clearly, he was a harem anime protagonist
>>29806966>Cerberus>overflowing spirit>oujo laughsomething tells me that its better trying to distrupt any possible friendship signals between her and Claire, if we value perception of reality
>>29806966You attempt to have a regular greeting. You hold out your hand for a quick shake, the usual noncommittal stuff."Ah, I didn't know Cerberus was a gentleman! A noble beast indeed. Very well, I will grant you this small pleasure."She places her hand on top of yours and closes her eyes. You're not really sure what to do here, this doesn't look like a handshake to you. After a moment, Fallen Angel peeks out at you."...H-hey, come on. Go ahead and kneel."Is this some kind of UGN password? You weren't told about this. Still, you know better than to think about anything the UGN does and go ahead and drop down on your knee. Again, there's almost a minute of silence and nothing happens. Eventually, Fallen Angel leans over and gets in your face."Hey, what's the big idea!? Don't you know you're supposed to kiss the lady's hand?"You'd like to answer her angry glare for angry glare but, instinctively, your eyes drop down a couple inches. It's at this time that you hear Claire."So that is the Captain's preference... How vexing..."You look over to see Claire giving you a cold stare. While it doesn't look like her face has changed any, you can feel the air in the room lose all warmth. Immediately, you get back up and sit down."Speeding Bullets," Angel begins, taking her hand away from you and giving a small curtsy,"I did not think to see you again after you transferred out of Mary Magdalene's. It's been so lonely without you.""Fallen Angel," Claire answers back, mimicking the curtsy perfectly, "I see you have not let your training lapse. You have certainly exceeded my expectations...by at least six centimeters.""Six centimeters? What do you mean...?"While you'd like to stay out of this conversation, you were supposed to receive your next set of instructions from Fallen Angel.>Ask more about Fallen Angel>Just get your instructions>They know each other?
>>29807699oh god no>Just get your instructions
>>29807699>>Just get your instructionsGet the instructions and then leave as quickly as possible. This is going to go nuclear shortly.
>>29807699>Just get your instructionsDeflect conversation away from whatever this is. Quickly!
>>29807699Finish your drink. Let them get all the anger out of their systems. Then,>Just get your instructions.
>>29807699>Just get your instructions
>>29807699>>Just get your instructions
>>29807699>Just get your instructions"the new pokemon comes out today, i want to get this over with"
>>29807699So Clarie thinks we're a sub now..,.. this should be fun
>writingI don't think this lead will be overcome
>>29807699>Just get your instructions.We don't want to know. We don't need to know. >"since you transferred out of Mary Magdalene's." Oh god. It all makes sense now. Claire's as perverse as she is because she's been locked up in a girls-only school so long that Captain is the first lust-sink she's ever had.
>>29807934So Angel is winning? How?
>>29807878I think it's more Claire thinks Captain's into Ojousama so we can expect her to try to act like royalty and have that stupid exaggerated laugh.At the very least, Claire might try to act a little classier and less lewd. But she'll probably fail at that.
>>29807989Fun times ahead!
>>29807878No she thinks we're a breast man and that's why we ignore her eh 'attempts' at flirting.
>>29807980he meant the vote
>>29807699"I have no preferences, that is the issue Claire. Now instructions if you would."
>>29807699There's more history here than you'd like to get into at the moment. For now, you just need the instructions you came here for."I agree, Cerberus. Allow me to present to you your Holy Seal." Angel presents you with a small ID card. It already has your picture on it, along with your personal information and other assorted serial numbers. Across the top is written 'Fitness Day Cross Campus Celebration Committee'. "This Seal shall allow you passage into the halls of Polaris, the secret gardens of the East, and even the Church's foul prison. Treasure it, Cerberus, for such a privilege only happens once a century."So, basically, this card will let you go through the girl's campuses without too much trouble. You suppose this is how the Chief expects you to start your security duties. You pocket the card and give your thanks to Fallen Angel. She smiles and gives another laugh, causing you to wince from sheer volume and childishness."It is nothing, oh divine beast, I look forward to working with you! I have much to learn from a devilslayer such as yourself."Right."Well then, Captain, we must be off. Goodbye, Angel. Stay in good health."Claire practically shoves you out of the coffee shop before resuming her normal demeanour. She takes a few steps out in front of you, then turns to face you."Our duties begin today. I can show you to any of the campuses. Inspecting a campus will take some time, so I do not suggest attempting to visit more than one in a single trip. We have several days until the athletic meet, so please, tell me which one you would like to visit today."After a moment, she speaks up."Ah, but if we could avoid Mary Magdalene's today, I would most appreciate it.">Mary Magdalene's>North-Star>Yamada's Prep>Visit the athletic field first
>>29808340>Mary Magdalene'sHow often can we mess with Claire without it turning into fetish fuel?
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field firstAn adventurous protagonist would choose Mary Magdalene's for shenanigans. Captain shall be as boring as possible and pick the choice as far as possible from the likely insane girls.And shit will happen anyway, because being Captain is suffering.
>>29808436You... are right... almost fell into the trap.>>29808340>Visit the athletic field first
>>29808340>Mary Magdalene'sShenanigans ahoy!
>>29808340>Mary Magdalene's>>29808436No, a mediocre guy would go to an all girls school.
>>29808340>Mary Magdalene'sClaire obviously has some unresolved issues with her time at the school.We should deal with those as soon as possible, otherwise it could make out job more difficult later.
>>29808340"Why?"If it will impede our duties don't go if it's just a funny reason if time for some affectionate messing.
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field firstScope out the area. If we were a shape shifting blood monster, where would we start our attack from?
>>29808496Well shit I haven't seen you in forever
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field firstmake sure there' no bombs or anything>>29808496fuck I haven't seen you since katawa yandere died
>>29808498>time for some affectionate messing>affectionateDo you even tsun tsun?>>29808340>Mary Magdalene's"Will that appreciation result in you bothering me less?"
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field first.Shenanigans require effort.
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field first
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field firstIt is SO not worth the trouble that teasing Claire will cause.
>>29808572She doesn't have to know it's affectionate.
>>29808340>Visit the athletic field first
>>29808801rape the maids
>>29808857Shot the Captcha would be preferable...sorry I was wait, walked away before the failed post message popped up.
>>29808340Although you briefly consider heading to Mary Magdalene's, simply to spite Claire for all the grief she's given you, you realize that you'll do your job better by investigating the athletic fields where the competitions will be held first."Excellent thinking, Captain. And thank you for abstaining from visiting Magdalene's today. I was not looking forward to some faces I would see there."--The fields stretch out in front of you. Measuring about two square miles, the fields are large, green, and well maintained. Bleachers have been set up at certain sections, probably for each individual event, and you can see a large blacktop parking lot in the distance. Most don't use cars around here, so you're pretty sure that the parking lot is only used for sports which require a nice, smooth surface like basketball. The running track cuts a large red oval in the middle of the green range, giving you an easy reference point for figuring out where you are and where you've been.Still, this is a rather large area to check for threats. "The police regularly check for simple things like explosives or hidden firearms, Captain, so we shall only be looking for things they won't see."That's right. These aren't just normal terrorists you're worried about. They've got much more dangerous things than guns or bombs. You decide you'll do this in sections, combing over the area over a period of days. All that's left is to decide where to start searching.[Searching the Fields: You have enough time to thoroughly search one section of the athletic fields a day, in addition to any of your other security or investigative duties. Depending on who you bring with you, you may experience different results or uncover different clues. As long as you have time before the meet, you can always revisit an area with new companions. ]>Search the running track>Search the blacktop>Search the bleachers>Search the soccer fields
>>29809093Whatever we do try a bit of experimentation, can we enhance out senses without having to morph anything else?
>>29809093Search the black top with Clarie.
>>29809093What were Claire's 3 syndromes? That would be useful to know.Captain, being a purebreed Chimera, could probably use his enhanced senses like smell to find stuff.
>>29809093>Search the bleachers
>>29809093>Search the soccer fields with Claire
>>29809093>>Search the running track
>>29809196While I've tried to convey it without being really explicit, Captain's senses are always heightened, particularly his sense of smell. There's still always room to improve
>>29809093>Search the blacktopNo use in keeping the tracks safe if the parking lot is bombed, right?
>>29809093>>Search the bleachersLargest number of targets in the smallest space, perfect target for a mad bomber.
I would like to strongly suggest defecting. There is nothing to be gained from staying with the UGN who will only keep dangling the observation period over the Captain's head while making him do their dirty work.
>>29809382Defecting to who? The crazy asshole brigade? The other crazy asshole brigade? The UGN is the best group around.
>>29809382The other option is becoming a criminal on the lamb from a world-wide agency or a terrorist fighting them, and Xenos hasn't been mentioned in-quest, though it might have been in the field guide we read.
>>29809382>Let's get hunted down by the UGN that'll be fun right guys?No that will be un-average and un-fun, never suggest it again.
>>29809410Captain should start his own faction. People who just want some fucking peace
>>29809382Unfortunately, False Hearts is just as crazy if not more crazy than the UGN. You'd just be trading one group of psychos for another. At least the UGN will leave in 8 or less years, I doubt False Hearts would leave Captain alone ever.
>>29809451I can't believe I actually typed 'on the lamb'
>>29809382>>29809410Yeah, the UGN might do a lot of semi-shady stuff, and they're dildos, but they're the least dildos of our options.
If defecting isn't an option then the Captain should at least learn to tell these people no.
>>29809475You don't understand. That IS the UGN. Overed are tools of national or criminal organizations or terrorists everywhere else. The only other faction is for alien, inhuman beings who are also terrorists.
>>29809475I'll support this. Lets do it AFTER the waiting period, though, or maybe after getting some major blackmail material on the Chief, like her having a collection of Yaoi manga or something.
>>29809475>All that work>All that AdminI dunno man you're gonna have to work hard to buy my vote, whatcha gonna bribe me with?
>>29809612If she's got ones of hairy man-bear Yaoi, that might work for her leaving us alone.
>>29809093You decide to search the blacktop with Claire. The blacktop feels soft and rubbery under the heat of the August sun, and you spend most of your time crawling around on your knees, attempting to find something, anything of note or value. After about an hour of searching, all you discover is that you've worn a hole in the knees of your pants. Fed up, you sit down on the parking lot and try to figure out how you should rethink this. Eventually, Claire comes over with a bottle of water and you greedily gulp it down without a second thought."I cannot see anything out of place. I'm sorry, Captain, but this water is all I can do right now."Well that's just great. Even so, you wonder why this blacktop is so damn hot and soft. You don't think it's a particularly hot day, at least for New Zanzibar, so why is the blacktop acting like this. You're pretty sure they stopped using real tar in these things a while ago.
>>29809977"...That's a good observation, Captain."Claire sinks a finger down into the black mess on the ground and pulls back a finger. Strangely, a large portion of the blacktop comes back up with it. She rolls it around in her fingers for a few moments, and you watch the substance cleanly slide off her fingers and form a ball."This is very unusual. Unfortunately, I don't have the means to test this substance, but I imagine that Shining Void might. Perhaps we should discuss this issue further with her at a later time."Claire takes out a tissues and folds the tarry substance into it. "I shall hold on to this until you are ready to have it examined. For now, I think this is all we can do here."You agree and head home. You feel exhausted, physically and mentally, so you turn in early. You have five days until Fitness Day--quite a long time to go with no real leads. But you suppose no news is good news at this point, and push any concerns out of your mind. You'd rather not preoccupy yourself with troublesome thoughts.[END OF DAY 1. Day 2 will begin next thread. We're a little short today, but we had a lot of introductions to cover. Next thread will be longer, and will be up in the next few days. Check the twitter for a pastebin regarding quest info you've learned and other neat facts.]
>>29809977Waidaminnit...PREPARE FOR BAD SHIT, GUYS!
>>29810092It seems fine.They probably just didn't keep to the health codes.
Archive is here http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29802515/Hopefully next time we can have a much longer thread. Let's see if we can't quest all the way off the board on Day 2.
>>29810269We never did get the codename question answered. I wonder if we'll have a good chance to bring that up.
>>29810380Fallen Angel is clearly someone with chuunibyou (think a deviantart kiddie, if you're unfamiliar) and Cerberus is just the overly flowery name she's given us, along with everything else.
>>29810428Chuunibyou, you say?