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You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.

The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.

You're finally awake... though everything still kind of hurts, you're back in one piece at the very least.

You have a clean bill of health so it's back to the castle!
But you do kind of need to check on Marianne first.
And she seems rather pissed at you.


>Sorry, but you've been stripped down to the rank of DOG!
>Though dogs are loyal, they're not all that smart...
>Though she still considers you her friend, she thinks a little less of you... and also herself.
>And while dogs are man's best friend, they still don't count as people.


Thread archive:
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+Quest

Character list + descriptions (in progress):
http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJv

List and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:
http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDM

Twitter:
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Quest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe
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>"See, he's just fine! So you don't have anything to worry about!" Thierri says with a wide grin.
>"Yeah, Princess..." Reya says. "...there's no need to be all depressed, you know?"

>But Marianne?

>She simply glares at you.

Yeah, she seems to be in quite the foul mood. Maybe because you were laid out for the past six hours or so?

But you're fine now, and you figure that the best way to get her to stop worrying is that old standby: a joke!

"Good afternoon, Princess," you say with a bow. "I apologize for having been napping on the job."

...

......

.........

Silence. No reaction at all from her. But just as you're thinking that maybe you suffered a blow to the head that somehow messed up your perception of time, you see Marianne take a deep breath...


>what's she about to do?
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>>29789024
"I'm sorry for failing you."
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>>29789024
Yell, or sock him in the jaw
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>>29789024
wait for it
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>>29789024
Cry
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>>29789024
Kiss him
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>>29789024
No tears only tears
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>>29789024
Fuck if I know

Probably slap him and cry and then slap him again
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>>29789024
Okay, three major possibilities, she's going to punch us, yell at us, or cast a spell.

If we see a punch coming then roll with the hit to reduce impact.

If she yells then let her yell and pay attention to what she says, don't interrupt her midrant. She may cry after yelling, be aware of that.

If there's script invocation than we might want to get the King in between the two of us.

On the off chance that she kisses us or something like that, then I think shock would be the best reaction.
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>>29789024
>But you're fine now, and you figure that the best way to get her to stop worrying is that old standby: a joke!
Goooood damn it.

Well, we've made our bed. Time to lie in it.
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>>29789024
>what's she about to do?
That's an excellent question.
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>>29789024

Wait, why is this presented like a suggestion box?
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>>29789024

This.

Grit those teeth.
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>>29789134
Well, if we're supposed to reach a consensus, then I'm going to second this.
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>>29789024
Something bland, boring, and quickly resolved, probably.
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>>29789024
Scold him most likely as the tsun reaction. If it is a dere reaction it would be a sigh of relief and she just says glad your ok and return back to her room.
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>>29789024
Smile dumbly, she wouldn't hit us when we smile dumbly.
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>>29789024
She is about to twerk her peaches over to Reinhold.
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>>29789024
>Announce that she's trading us for Lucianna's bodyguard.
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>>29789134
This.
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>>29789063
"Sorry I let you down."

Sounds a little more accurate and less dramatic imo.
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>>29789165
guess what she's going to do
then will be the reaction to what she actually does
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She's going to fire us?
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>>29789024
we're so fired huh?
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>>29789079
>>29789134
One of these
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>>29789024
Complain at Rein while slowly balling your hands into fists. Yell at him for not taking anything seriously and that he could have died. What good would he be as a Guard then?
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>>29789024
>what's she about to do?

Apply Knee to groin.
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>>29789274
...I dunno why this is really necessary, but ok.
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>>29789277
Reinhold's gonna be the one crying if that happens
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>>29789024
Tell us off for being an idiot.
Or cry.
Or just say she's glad we're okay and continue being cold to us.
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>>29789024
The only thing she can do. Sigh. For to her we are an idiot, but we are her idiot.
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>>29789274

Oh.

So, to counterbalance the "kiss us", I'm going to guess short rant and awkward silence.
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>>29789024
Sigh deeply.
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>>29789297
I think that would make sense. She might fire us for this.
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>>29789024
No matter what she does, smile.

And I'm expecting a slap and some yelling.
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>>29789024
>Slap

We deserve it.
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>>29788990
>>29789274
Oh, she's going to express her disappointment with our shameful performance and the fact that we lost so publicly to /Monique/. She no longer respects us in the least.
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>>29789314
Builds tension.
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>>29789024
Punch him in the crotch.
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>>29789274
>*SNRK*
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>>29789024
Bust out laughing
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>>29789024
She's going to make an ice joke, and only us (and Melanie I guess) will understand the significance of it.
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>>29789134
this
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>>29789024
She's going to burst into treats and everybody in the room is going to start writhing on the floor, spaghetti pouring out from their pockets
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>>29789274
SHE PUNS HIM
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>>29789134
sounds about right
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>>29789400
More like she's gonna yell at us for the lame ice jokes. This whole time she's been feeling sick at how bad those puns were.
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>>29789024
"That was real fucking cold of you Reinhold"
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>>29789443
I think that would be an unexpected, below the belt attack. Marie is above crimes of language.
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>>29789450
This actually sounds dreadfully believable.

If this is the case, Thierri's just going to lose it.
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>>29789443
"Reinhold, one more pun like that and im going to break your icicle"
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>>29789024
She is obviously going to flinch but welcome us back, Archelon.
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>>29789274
Going with punning him

>It's Ice to see that you're ok
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>writing
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>>29789543
wait, did we just decide mari's reaction
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>>29789543
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=FPxY8lpYAUM
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>>29789606
No, just Reinhold's guess of what she's going to do.
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>>29789606
No we decided what Rein thinks she will do, and thus react as such.
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>Drowns Reinhold with water like Sloth from the first FMA anime

"You have failed me."

BAD END
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Aw, crap. You know what's coming next.

Though Marianne's eyes are starting to tear up, you see a glint of anger in them as well... and then her arm draws back. But since you know exactly what she's going to do, you can react accordingly.


>brace for impact
>dodge the hit
>[OTHER]
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>>29789917
brace for impact.
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>>29789917
>brace for impact

Might as well.
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>>29789917
>dodge

HA HA
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact

GRIT THOSE TEETH
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>>29789917
Be water. Let the strike flow through you, unimpeded. BE the strike.
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>>29789917
GO IN THE FOR HUG
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>>29789917
>>brace for impact
if we dodge she'll just keep trying
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
Take it like a man, Reinhold
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact

Just because I don't want to anger her further
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>>29789917
>[OTHER]
Smile, take the hit. Her little girl fist may break on our manly chin.
And I'm not just making a chinhold joke.
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>>29789917
>dodge the hit
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Remember, this if she wants to know why we pushed ourselves so hard.

"I wouldn't submit to him like that, using his sword's power. If Monique had been able to do that to me without walls of ice, I would have and congratulated him on his improvement...that and I was just so enthralled as with the idea of facing a Sealed King. I believe I lost myself in the excitement."

"When I fight, nothing of myself is beyond cost. Where he an assassin come for you; the only difference would be that I would strike to kill, and try to intercept any attacks aimed at you however I am able"
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
>"I'm sorry for worrying you."

SO BE IT. We meet this with acceptance.
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>>29789917
>Other
Nod at her, we deserve this for being so irresponsible.
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>>29789917
Catch the fist.

"...still got it!"
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>>29789917
Dodge, or catch her hand.
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>>29789951
GRIT THOSE TEETH
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
take the hit, like a man
let's just hope (for her) that she won't reopen some of our wounds
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
Loosen up and prepare for impact.

Roll with the hit, start moving with the hit before it impacts us, soften the force of the blow.
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>>29789917
>>brace for impact
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>>29789917

>brace for impact

>implying it isn't a hug
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>>29789917
take the hit, let it roll off the cheek, then hug
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>>29789917

>brace for impact
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>>29789917
hug her
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You guys realize this is a good time for a "I'm sorry", right?
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>>29789917
>>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29790002
She's not sexually harassing us, nor are we in a sexual situation so Muh Trauma isn't going to activate
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
Not in the face not in the face!
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
>Inb4 this prissy princess punch is actually an uppercut that knocks us the fuck out
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>>29790044
no, that comes after she hits us
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>>29789917
>>brace for impact
Hug her when shes done.
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>>29790002
Nah, Reinhold is used to beatings. A slap shouldn't even faze him.
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>>29789917
dodge
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>>29790030
>Her arm back
You kinda need two arms to do a hug, man
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>>29789917
>>brace for impact
Not so good for catharsis if we dodge it.

We probably know well enough that sometimes you just gotta get your frustrations out.
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>>29789986

This.
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>>29789917
If he dodges and she doesn't take a swing he'd look like an idiot. But, if he braces and she doesn't swing then no harm done.
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>>29789917
>>dodge the hit
No freebies.
>>29790002
There are no wounds to open.
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>>29789917
Whatever we do, DON'T BLINK!

We see it coming, whatever it is.
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>>29790087
Or he'd look like somebody who's so used to that response that it's instinct
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
then
>"Yeah I deserved that... I'm sorry for worrying you Marianne"
>"But if you want to know why I did it, it's because I needed to know if I'm strong enough to do my job, to protect you"
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>>29789917
>brace for impact

Smile right at her, roll with the hit instead of trying to stop it with our face.
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>>29789986
>We try
>Marie shatters our hand and still breaks our jaw
>back to the hospital with us
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>>29790120
>it's because I needed to know if I'm strong enough to do my job, to protect you
Since when? I thought we were fighting for the hell of it.
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
>[OTHER]
Cast our heal spell on her hand afterwards.
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>>29790170
It's the excuse a lot of people came up with last thread.
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>>29790170
We are. I think super pumped to fight a sealed king is our current reason.
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>>29790113
When you've got the "it's beatings time" sense ingrained into you from a young age, it's not going to be your instinct to dodge. Because someone who is so frustrated that they've resolved to hit you (especially if they're in a position of power) isn't going to stop because you dodged it. They're just going to get angry at you for making their job harder, and probably just hit you more.

The grit-your-teeth-and-tough-it-out response is probably what he defaulted to back in the brothel days as well, honestly.
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>writing
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>>29790178
This
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>>29790197
What this guy said.
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>>29790178
Anon you're the greatest and worst person ever
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>>29790120
I'd rather not say we did this for her.

We fought because we had a chance to test ourself against a Sealed King, we had medical care available, most of our wounds were in our extremities, our opponent wasn't trying to kill us, we weren't going to die. There's no way we would give up a chance to test how far we could go against such an opponent.

Also, it's not like we were going to surrender to Monique of all people, there was some spite involved, not surrendering because we really didn't want to yield to the bastard.
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>>29790200
Archelon, if you have any love in your heart, please let Marie break at least three of our ribs before someone stops her. Thank you.
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>>29789975
i thought it was so that we could see if we could protect her
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>>29790120
Gay. She in no way had anything to do with that.
Even if you are trying to score points, that will only backfire. Lying and kissing her ass like that will only piss her off.
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>>29790120
Do you want to piss her off, and make her feel even guiltier?
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>>29790178
Holy shit yes, do this do this DO THIS DO THIS DO THIS
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>>29790269
which is exactly why we fought. mari is royalty, and sooner or later monsters are going to come after her and monique gave us the perfect chance to test just how we'd measure up to said monsters
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>>29790289
oh, she's not going to stop
we're going to have a Marie interlude starting after she's beaten us into unconsciousness and has to frantically try and save our life
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>>29790178
This is too cool for school.
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GUYS

GUYS!!!

SHE'S NOT GONNA FUCKING PUNCH US! SHE'S GONNA HIT US WITH ARCTIC BLADE!
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>>29790178
NO! We don't fucking know how to set broken bones with magic and will seriously fuck her up if we do that!
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>>29790313
That'll just make her feel worse. She'll blame herself for it even more if we do that.

We went into the fight with Monique for ourself, we kept on fighting even after he pulled out a Sealed King because we wanted to see how far our swordsmanship could take us, not for someone else.

>>29790377
There'd be a script invocation if she was going to do that. I think we'd notice that.
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>>29790377
"Ice to see you too Princess"
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>>29790377
i don't think she'd be that cold to us
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>>29790377
>die
>go back all the way to the duel
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>>29790178
Man that's some fucking Shinji-tier doormat action right there. I'll pass.
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>>29789917
>brace for impact
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>>29790396
>do the same thing over and over until we score enough crits
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>>29790377
"WHY IS IT ALWAYS IIIIICE?!!"
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>>29790396
Please, we'd play the duel exactly the same wipay in e hopes on taking Monique out on the second play through.
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>>29790423
I giggled
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>>29790377
>>29790423
This reminds me, we should learn some fire spells.
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>>29790432
But we'd get triple 20s in the first roll and turn Monique into the black knight
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>>29790451
only one we need to
Flammenwerfer
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>>29790451
Cone of flames is all we need.
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>>29790170
>>29790192
Given that we've challenged basically everybody we think might give us a good fight to a spar, this is a reasonable surface response.

But you don't get to a point where you're hellbent on testing yourself against all comers just because you feel like it.

Like, even from way back in the day, there's been some element of an inferiority complex. We could never really figure out why Volker took an interest.
> VOLKER wants to adopt you? And Citrine? Well, you can actually understand why he'd want to adopt her since she's super nice... but you're just some filthy kid from a terrible place and raised in a whorehouse and you don't deserve to be taken in by such an amazing person.

We only joined the tournament in the first place because our superior told us outright that we were good enough to do it.
> His CO suggested that he make something of his constant swordsmanship practice. Things worked out better than expected.

There are way more competent people all over the castle that could be guarding her instead, even if they are currently otherwise occupied.

Somewhere inside, it all stems from wanting to prove to ourselves that we're good enough. For whatever. Other times it's been other things. In the future, it'll be something else. This time, maybe it's guarding princesses.

>>29790269
It's not about doing it for her; it's about explaining why we did it for us by putting it into a way she can understand without having to be inside Reinhold's head.
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>>29790423
Oddly enough I'm reminded of One Piece during the Alabasta arc, where Zoro goes through several mishaps involving boulders and shit being dropped on him, culminating in him getting carved the fuck up by a Blade Man, who then promptly slices up several buildings to drop them on him.

"I'm having bad luck with rocks today."
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You grit your teeth like you used to do when you were little and it was time for your regular beatings.

SLAP

As you're reeling for the first hit, you notice that Marianne isn't done yet. She then goes for the backswing, and...

SLAP

Damn. It's been a while since you got a double slap. After the stinging in your face subsides a bit, you turn to the Princess once more, and it looks like she wasn't quite satisfied with her first two slaps, this time drawing back way further than before.

>[1/?]
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>>29790544
Ooh, let's see if she'll knock a tooth out
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>>29790544
well ok
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Rolled 3

>>29790544

>slap
>slap

kiss?
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>>29790544
Endurance match ey? Bring it!
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>>29790583
She's going to lariat us
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>>29790544
Seems a bit abusive, eh?
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>>29790583
we can only hope!
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>>29790544
>instead of slapping us again she goes in for a hug and a cry.
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>>29790583
>>slap
>>slap

>kiss?

More like slap, slap, broken jaw.
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>>29790583
nope
kidney punches incoming
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>>29790619
Seems very likely
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>>29790608
It's what we signed up for.
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>>29790544
Clench EVERYTHING. Who knows where she'll hit us.
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>>29790608
She's vindictive like that
Don't let it get to you
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>>29790668
>Who knows where she'll hit us.
Houdini end.
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>>29790544
God, what a violent bitch. She must be a sadist.
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>>29790544
Christ, just dodge it, dumbhold.
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>>29790608
I'm not saying it,

But I will say: This is the future you chose.
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>>29790619
I'd be disappointed if she was that easy a nut to crack.
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>>29790608
Marianne is a naturally abusive individual, comes from the bad shit that's happened to her. She needs more friends badly
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Well, this isn't the first abusive relationship Reinhold's ever had with a woman. At least she doesn't make us do things.

>tfw battered shota syndrome
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>>29790695
We voted not to.
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>>29790708
Didn't your mom punch you for getting into brawls?
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>>29790544
So, rolling for PTSD reoccurrence next post?
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>>29790689
My kinda girl.
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>>29790728
only if she does an 10x combo
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>>29790608
So long as she doesn't hit Louise levels of cuntish violence where she snaps off a broom-end and ties the sharp, jagged ends to our lower back while clipping old socks to our ears with pegs, before proceeding to tie our arms and legs and drag us by a chain up and down stairs until we're bruised and bleeding, I'd say we're good.
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>>29790728
No.
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>>29790728
The beatings didn't give him issues you imbecile.
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>>29790728
She hasn't grabbed our dick yet, so no.
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>>29790751
Hey, I'm just saying that if we keep pushing the girls away because of "muh trauma" we probably should display some sign of trauma after this.
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Rolled 7

>>29790800

His trauma is of the sexual kind, not the physical beating trauma.
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>>29790800
Why?
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>>29790800
It's like you don't even know the characters in the Quest.
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>>29790689

Oh baby.

>>29790800
>>29790728

I am so sick of the muh trauma bullshit.
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>>29790782
It gave him must please master issues.

And that's perfectly alright with me.
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>>29790800
Muh trauma is only allowed when it's convenient for the QM to use.
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>>29790544
>[2/2]

But just as you brace yourself for the mother of all slaps, her arm is stopped mid-swing by Thierri.

"C'mon, Marianne," the King says to his daughter, "he just got out of the infirmiry, I know you don't want to send him right back in there."

As Thierri holds Marianne's arm in place, she glares at you... but then her breathing slowly normalizes and she lets her arm fall limp at her side.

"You..." Marianne mutters. "...you damned idiot!!"

Thierri moves to stop her again as she rushes towards you, only to stop when he sees that she only did so to grab you by the collar of your shirt.

"What in the world makes you think it's okay to be so STUPID!?" she shouts. "So you think it's fine to get killed over some stupid manly pride, is that it!? Do you alue your own life so little!?"


>how do you respond?
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>>29790917
i did it to see if i could protect you, and my life wasn't in any danger
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>>29790917
It wasn't pride Marianne-I wanted to see if I could still hold a candle to the other guy competing for my position
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>>29790917
"Yep."
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>>29790917
"I wasn't intending to die. But I apologize if I worried you."
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>>29790948
This sounds fine.
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>>29790917
"Yes."

that'll stump her.
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>>29790917
"I knew he wouldn't kill me and I wanted to test myself against a strong opponent. And after he broke my sword, I... I guess I stopped thinking at that point."
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>>29790937
>>29790948
these are good.
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>>29790917
"I wanted to test myself. I knew he wouldn't kill me, and it was the best opportunity I had to see how strong I've become."
"But... I didn't want to worry you, I'm sorry for that"
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>>29790917
"I didn't plan on dying. I'm sorry for worrying you. You've got a good slap, by the way. Ow."
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>>29790917

>>29790972 This.
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>>29790941
>>29790966
We couldn't die without failing to serve her, though.
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>>29790917
"It had nothing to do with pride. I did it because I wanted to. It might have been reckless and stupid, but I wanted to see how far I could go. Even with the injuries, I'd have felt worse if I'd just walked away without even trying."
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Rolled 10

>>29790972
>>29790980


These please.
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>>29790917
"Yep.

"Is your hand alright?"
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>>29790972
This
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>>29790948
+1
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>>29790917
slapped us so hard we spontaneously grew glasses

I've already said my piece about what I think our motivations were in >>29790530 and that whole big thing last thread, so I'd want us to say something along those lines.

(It's also worth noting that you kind of have to be able to distance yourself from your own self-worth if you're going to be an effective bodyguard, but that's definitely not the answer she wants to hear.)
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>>29790948

Fine, I guess.

>>29790933
>>29790937

Fuck no.
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>>29790917
"There is a good chance that I will never have the opportunity to go all out against a Sealed King user in a Controlled setting with immediate access to medical equipment. Of course I made the most of the experience... And once my dad's sword broke I might have gone a little nuts' which hasn't happened before and is good to know I'll have to work on."
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>>29790941
This 100000x
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>>29790917
"It's because I value my life that i did that. I value the ability to enjoy the few things I have in my life. It was my one chance to actually face a Sealed King. So i took it."
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>>29790972
>>29790980

some combinationg of these two

>>29790937
pls no
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>>29790980
This
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>>29790972
>>29790980
Either of these are good.
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>>29790917
"My life was in little danger, and it provided excellent practical experience. I'm sorry if I worried you, but I have no intentions of dying any time soon."
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>>29790917
"What"
and then when she rages, explain that we thought that Monique was capable of being a reasonable human being, and that we thought it would be the only time we could actually fight a sealed king without the risk of death. Clearly we were wrong about Monique being reasonable and the whole risk of death part, but at least his sword was trying to not kill us. Also, we need to at least reference the fact that while we lost to his sword, we thrashed HIM handily.
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>>29790948
>>29790988
Some weird, cross-eyed child of these two.
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>>29790917
"It wasn't about pride. I was doing it to test my abilities. And I kind of wanted the honor of fighting a Sealed King. But, in hindsight, I guess it was rather stupid, so... I'm sorry for making you worry."
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>>29790988
This is a pretty solid way of putting it, actually.

Maybe not "without even trying", because we were DEFINITELY trying, but something more like "without trying my hardest."
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>>29790917
these:
>>29790972
>>29790980
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>>29790993
Thissss
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>>29790980
This one
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>>29790917
I needed to test the limit of my skill to protect you in a real fight, not merely in training bouts. I had beaten Monique before, i thought i could do so again. When that sealed king came out, i fully understood your father's disire to take on a once in a life time challange. in the end, i see now what i need to improve upon to make sure you will not be harmed under my watch.
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>>29790941
This says more than explaining a bunch of things that she'll still be mad at/
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>>29790993
Please do this.

the fight has evolved us.
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>>29790917
"Please, I wasn't going to die. Medical help was nearby, most of my wounds were in my extremities, Monique wasn't trying to kill me, and I wasn't going to bleed out before I got patched up.

I had a chance to fight a Sealed King in these conditions, to test the limits of my swordsmanship, of course I gave it my all. And well, once Monique broke my sword, I really didn't feel like standing down and giving him a clean victory.

I'm sorry I worried you Marianne."
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>>29790917
this physically hurts me somehow..
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>>29790917
Voting for these two
>>29790972
>>29790980
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>>29790917
I was in a fight-life and death weren't really what I was thinking about, especially after my sword was broken. plus, we weren't trying to kill each other and it was a good match
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>>29790993
Seconding.
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>>29790917
"Manly pride? No. My pride as a swordsman. I was faced against Setsuranka, a Sealed King, and I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I didn't seize that once in a lifetime opportunity and push myself to my absolute limit."
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>all these votes saying little or no danger of dying
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>>29790948

This is fine.
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>writing
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>>29791107
it was part of the anouncments before that match that they had SUPER DOCTORS ready to run in
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>>29790993
BACKBONERY

DO EET
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>>29790917
Heal her hand plus
"Sorry I selfishly worried you"
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>>29790917
"You're right, I am an idiot. But it wasn't about pride. It was about beating the pompous asshole who insulted everybody I care about."
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>>29791107
They held super doctors and even had sylvie confirm that monique was trying to get us to submit.(OOC monique has also said he was trying to break our will.)
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>>29791107
to be fair, Marianne probably doesn't need it reinforced that we could have gotten exploded or cut in half in seconds were Monique slightly competent without Setsuranka
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Arch, one question? It's something that I think we took for granted given the rules for the duel that were laid down, but it's been bothering me.

Was there absolutely no chance that we could have died during the duel?

Yes, there's healing magic and whatnot, but I imagine they'd have only of stepped in when there was a lull in the action, and if we kept fighting on to the last, they might not have been able to do something if it became too late. Given the seriousness of our wounds, and that the fact some of them were probably hidden (a collar bone shattering is going to cause some nasty internal bleeding), was it possible to have just bled out there on the arena floor?
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>>29791158

Folks have died on the dueling circuit before.
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>>29790917
"Not pride. I only agreed to the duel in the first place to end Monique's ridiculous grudge. Backing out would only have infuriated him further."
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>>29791158
IIRC they don't step in/end the duel until someone submits or blacks out.
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>>29791128
There's a difference between backbone and just being a dick to a girl. You seem to not understand this.
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>>29791158
>Was there absolutely no chance that we could have died during the duel?
we have several sources confirming the monuqie wasn't trying to kill us, so unless we rolled a lot of nat 1s.
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>>29791158
No it's been covered before. People can and do get their heads chopped and whatnot.

Most competitors don't try to make a habit out of it but it does happen.
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>>29790917
"I really dislike Monique."
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>>29791197
Thankfully, not to Reinhold's knowledge at the time, Setsurenka was intentionally minimizing the permanent damage she was dealing.

Nice girl, shame she has such terrible taste in men.
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>>29791223
I think she was following her masters wishes.
Also was possession mode ever fully explained?
Is it a combination of minds or straight up puppet control?
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>>29791223
>Implying sword waifu won't mold him into the hero Granache needs

That's what i'm hoping happens at least.
To be honest, it makes sense he got the sword. Without it he'd probably have gone apeshit by now.
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>>29791223
>>29791249

She's also been trapped in a sword for a long time. Fighting's probably one of the only things she's got left. When you think about it, these are really disgusting weapons.
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>>29791284
Well, the guy WAS crazy
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>>29791262
>implying the sword didn't make him crazier
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>>29791325
Not when we were sword waifu

It feels good to know I was somebody's waifu, even by proxy
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>>29791262
>Without it he'd probably have gone apeshit by now.

Probably so

I'm hoping it at least makes him not a fucking joke character. He's a big-league character now and needs that sword to metaphorically slap some sense into him to stop dicking around with small fries like Reinhold. Although if she can get arms and slap him, I would be okay with that.
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>>29791325
Actually, it made him less crazy. The sword has relentlessly (through us) been telling him to calm the fuck down.
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>>29791353
beingg the waifu is about half as good as being with yours
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>>29791358
she kind of can
Possession mode, take control of his sword hand, slap himself across the face with the flat of the blade until he learns
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>>29791325
She seems like she's been trying her best to level him out actually, between the choices we made when we played as her and the conversations we've seen recently. Clearly failing, but she gets an A for effort.
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>>29791353
/tg/, where we want to be the little sword girl
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>>29791387
oh god I want an interlude with this

Stop hitting yourself, stop hitting yourself
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>>29791398
And I wish we could still be.
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>>29791353
It would have made me really happy if he'd be a little affectionate with us~
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>>29791388
Hey ,we TRIED to make him less crazy, I mean, we even got his brother involved

But really, I think he's just too far gone.
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>>29791438
ara ara

what are we going to do in the sheath, Monique?
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>>29791448
He said grudge is over with duel. I think that's progress.

You know, he seems fine as long as his DESTROY REINHOLD senses aren't tingling
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>>29791492
If anything I wonder if he's gonna be hiding from us out of trauma, and avoiding the fuck out of us even when we try to approach him casually.
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>>29791492
while it may be calmed, he may still feel the need to beat us without using setsuranka
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>>29791512
"Hey Monique, I never got to-" "I, AH, HAVE TO LEAVE. GOODBYE!" "Wait, I just-" "P-PLEASE DO NOT BOTHER ME." "Dude I wanted to say-" "ohgodhe'scoming"
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>>29791562
"Oh hey, Gregory, did you want to talk to Monique too?"

As from the distance we hear a high-pitched squeal of panic.

"..what was that noise?"
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>>29791562
And then there's Gregory, just laughing to himself off to one side.
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>>29791562
>in the back ground he keeps catching glimpses of gregory
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talking about monique,
should we tell him (if it works with ours) that nicklaus can fix his family blade?
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>>29791584
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAdGv89e0sE
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>>29791562
>>29791584
>>29791589
>>29791593
Now I want to play as Greg.
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>>29791601
He could've reforged it if he wanted to, he chose not to because he didn't think he deserved to do that, or something along those lines.
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>>29791593
>usually peering from behind lightposts and the tops of doorways. glaring
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>>29791601
no need, we're getting ours specially treated, not just fixed. he's had two months to get his fixed, more than enough time for his family
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>>29791601
Nah he already buried it with his grandfather.
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>>29791601
He buried the shards of that blade in his great-grandfather's grave
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>>29791601
Probably a good idea.

>>29791562
Awws...I really want to talk to Monique now that his issue with Reinhold is settled. Now I'm worried this will happen, because that would be too hilarious.
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>>29791601
There's no point. He's too caught up in the symbolism of it having been broken to care that it can get repaired.

Reinhold, on the other hand, is a little more utilitarian about things. Sure, he was upset when his broke, but when told it could be repaired just went "Oh, awesome. This sword means a lot to me, so I'm glad there's a way to fix it."
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"I wanted to test myself against a strong opponent, and I knew that he wouldn't kill me do I figured that it would be my best opportunity to do so," you say. "Sorry if I worried you though, I guess I just... stopped thinking after he broke my sword."
"...of course you weren't thinking..." Marianne mutters as she lets go of your collar and places a hand on her forehead.

"As you can see, my daughter was -very- worried about you, Reinhold," Thierri says as he pulls her close. "But I can assure you that BOTH of us are happy that got out of that ugly scrape in one piece... sorry about your sword, though."
"Thanks for the concern, Your Majesty," you reply with a bow.
"I think Gregory was going to try and find you a temporary replacement sword at the very least... you can't exactly do your job without one, after all."

>[1/?]
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Add something about it LOOKING dangerous, but actually not being serious.

Because we were there, we knew what kind of damage we were dealt, and though it looked bad from the outside we probably could tell that the wounds weren't bad (because Setsuranka was holding back, but we don't know that).
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>>29791601

Fuck that guy. He already has an old king and he's burned enough bridges.

We have actual FRIENDS with swords who'd benefit first. If anyone else gets a super sword it's going to be Nico, then Greg and Vincent. Then any other knights and trusted royal guards in the castle.

The list of people who need, deserve, and earned one is long and Monique is near the bottom.
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>>29791726
Nico's grandfathers spear is very likely bullshit powerful
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>>29791726
>Nico
>Not Arnaud
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>>29791751
It's a sealed king tied to a stick.
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>>29791726
nico already has a bullshit powered spear.(its a sealed king)
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>>29791686
I wonder when she'll realize that our job is to be her meat shield?
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>>29791778
>>29791751

Monique already has an actual sealed king though. He's still below her priority wise.

Though in all seriousness, maybe we should think about this before we give out the information. I mean if this gets refined a bit it's basically mass producing sealed kings here.
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>>29791812
The same time the narrative does. Never.
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>>29791823
We don't even know if it'll be that strong.

Crystals are still an unknown.
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>>29791823
>I mean if this gets refined a bit it's basically mass producing sealed kings here.
Only if it reaches the point where Niklaus actually unravels whatever long-forgotten process it took to create the original bullshit-power crystal lifeform. And he's a long way off from that.

As it stands now, Sylvie mentioned that she wasn't even sure if we would still be able to reshape the material were we to use it to repair our sword.

It's a total mystery what it'll actually do and be capable of at this point.
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>>29791823
how do niklaus's crystals in anyway equal a sealed king? at best we'd get something like kayneth's mercury stuff from fate/zero, and that level would likely take years to master, we're most likely just going to end up with a sword we can reshape and reforge at will
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>>29791885
you forget that shit would eat mana.
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>>29791836
With that kind of attitude, you wouldn't even do well as a meatshield! Enjoy the ride.
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>>29791686
>[2/2]

"Yeah, I'm a swordsman without a usable sword right now," you sigh.
"Don't worry about that right now," Thierri says, shaking his head. "Marianne'll be with me for the rest of the day, so you just focus on regaining your MANLY FIGHTING SPIRIT!" he laughs as he flexes his arm in a most macho fashion. "So try and relax a bit and raise your spirits some, eh?"

He then turns to Marianne.

"What say we go and get some cakes?" the King asks. "I know you love your sweeeeets..." he says in a teasing manner.
"Fine, if that's what you want to do," Marianne mumbles. "Just quit talking like that."
"If that is what my lovely daughter wishes..."


>anything to say before they leave?
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>>29791928
>"I'll try to use my head more often, Marianne."
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>>29791928
Nope.

Let her stew out with her dad.
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>>29791913
..You think we might even end up with an anti-magic sword like Del?
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>>29791928
"So how cold of a reception did all of my puns get?"
last one I swear
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>>29791958
Second
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>>29791928
Nope, we're done here.
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>>29791928
tell them about grandma letting us borrow her blade
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>>29791928
I shall try harder to engage brain more often Princess.
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>>29791951
no, the crystals eat OUR magic, not the other guys
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>>29791958
Seconded
>>29791951
Maybe, i'm hoping we meet reinhold in the sequal quest.
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>>29791958
I approve. I want to see Aquaman's reaction.
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>>29791958
I mean this is probably the most IC thing we could say.
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>>29791975
This and then
>>29791958
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>>29791958
This this this.
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>>29791618
>Charmander's flame growing dimmer

Jesus Christ. Squirtle's don't fuck around.
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>>29791958
One last time.
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>>29791958
As if there's another option.
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>>29791958
this
captcha: mustFor jets
captcha agrees
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>>29791958
i voting for just to see the kings reaction.
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>>29791958
Brilliant.
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>>29791928

>>29791958
This, and "I'll be sure to stick around a long time, Marie. Don't write me off yet."
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>>29791928
>Slaps us
>Immediately leaves to eat sweets with her dad

Fuck you Marianne
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>>29791928
Two things your majesty. First, my grandmother has allowed me to recevive her sword on lone for now until the remains of my old sword is sent to Nikalus so he can reforge it and improve on it. the second is that now i know what you felt on the way here. that urge to fight once in a life time odds is hard to resist."
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>>29791975

This, plus >>29792026 minus the ice pun.
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>>29792040
Best girl.
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>>29791928
>To Marianne

>"Just try to save some room for when we get back to Granache. We don't want you loosing out on Mrs. Wilhem's cakes because you ate too much here."
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>>29791928
"HAHA! Yes my king! I, the great swordsman REINHOLD shall do just that! Now, I believe it would be prudent to take my leave, as to not risk embarrassing the princess any further! Enjoy your family time!"
Graceful exit.
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>>29791958
Definitely this
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Rolled 9

>>29791958
>Sorry, but you've been stripped down to the rank of POPSICLE!
>Though popsicles are tasty, they're not even alive
>Though you'll be a hit on the summer, she doesn't really care for you now that you're dead
>And while popsicles are really popular, they still don't count as people
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Getting kind of tired of the ice puns. They have had their day in the sun and we should move on.
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>>29792048
honestly, the sweets thing just dropped her a couple dozen points below Sylvie for me. Now she's worst girl, instead of worst Princess
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>>29791928

>>29792026
I kind of like this, though it might be leaning a little too much toward "HA, YOU'RE STUCK WITH ME." and less toward "I'm kind of glad you worry, but I'm tougher than I look."
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>>29791958
supporting
"it's the last time i swear"
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>>29791958
this
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>>29792103
She knows Reinhold's a kind and goofy fool, that tries to be witty all the time.
It's part of why she can be friends with him.
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>writing
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>>29791958
Okay last one, just one last pun
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>>29791928
"You don't need to worry so much about me. I'm not that easy to get rid of."
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I think Reinhold should remark that he's actually happy to know she cares that much about him.
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>>29792052
This.
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>>29792234
I disagree.
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>>29792234
please work this in arch
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>>29792268
>>29792234
Agreed
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>>29792234
I would save that for the return trip
"I got a family, friends who care about me, I got to fight a legendary sword. I don't know about you guys, but this was the best trip I've ever been on."
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>>29792234
Maybe, but that can wait till a more private moment
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>>29792234
No fuck character development

I want to say a stupid pun and then bitch later that the princess doesn't think any better of us. Then I can complain about routelocks later and blame arch for everything.

I can't wait!!!
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>>29792276
>>29792275
As long as we don't forget about it.

>>29792280
the sad thing is some people actually think like that
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>>29792234

yes please
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>>29792234
Sounds good. Let her know he genuinely cares enough as opposed to joking as always.
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>>29792234
I'd love to see this done!
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>>29792234
fuck any way to change to this
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>>29792319
>Reinhold
>talking seriously, and about emotional things
Now this I want to see

>>29792234
>>29792337
Would Arch do it?
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>>29792234
Please put it in
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>>29792337
the suggestion was written after Arch started writing, so I highly doubt it.
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>>29792364
Start with the pun bit that's already being written, and then segue into being happy that she actually cared that much.
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>>29792349
>>29792364
given the massive response arch may work it in
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>>29792385
>>29792364
that makes some sense, he cracks a little joke to try and ease the mood then says the serious bit
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>All this CONSENSUS

I love you guys right now. No homo.
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>>29792280
or we can just lock Marie because she's shit
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"...so, how cold of a reception did my puns get?" you ask, putting on as sincere an expression as you can manage.

And then Marianne glares at you with an expression that would suggest that she REALLY wants to hit you again... but thankfully, she doesn't. You've had more than enough injuries for one day.

"Gregory's a bit too hot-blooded to appreciate such things," the King says to you with the widest grin you've ever seen from him, "but I have to admit that they sent chills down my spine. What about you, Marianne?"
"Oh God..." Marianne sighs as she covers her face with her hands. "Why in the would would you even..."
"C'mon, don't give me the COLD SHOULDER!" Thierri laughs.

>[1/?]
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>>29792438
worth it

so worth it
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>>29792436
That's just like, your opinion, man.
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>>29792438
based aquaman
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>>29792438
Our lord and savior, based Aquaman.
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>>29792438
BASED AQUAMAN!
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>>29792438

Aquaman best king.
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>>29792457
>>29792458
>>29792459
based aquaman mind

now work in how we're glad she's worried about us
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Rolled 4

>>29792438

Based king
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>>29792438
Aquaman, once again confirmed for best king
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>>29792438
Unfuckingbeliavable
BASED AQUAMAN
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>>29792438
that was everything I hoped it would be and more.
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>>29792234
>>29792147
Would vote for this but Arch stops reading replies after he posts "writing." We can't win.
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>>29792438
best.king.ever.
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>>29792438
>"C'mon, don't give me the COLD SHOULDER!" Thierri laughs.
I would die for this man.
I would follow him to hell and back.
All hail Aquaman, may he reign for a thousand years.
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>>29792476
>>29792438
Yeah, before parting hopefully Arch will add it in.
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>>29792438
I love Thierri.

And this is actually not a bad time to work in >>29792234
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>>29792515
Truly, the best king Granache could ask for.
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>>29792504
Oh ye of little faith. Have you no hope for man?
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Huh, didn't realize that our ICE puns would be so POLARizing. I guess some Anons just don't know how to CHILL.
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>>29792438
Hmm, so Therri just gave us his seal of approval and linked our sense of humor to his own for Marie's benefit. I think he wants his daughter to date us or something and is trying to leverage her daddy complex to make it happen.
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>>29792504
last thread he worked in us saying we shouldn't have introduced mari to chiara and that was posted in between posts of an update
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>>29792504
>>29792476
>>29792526
>>29792520
May Archelon hear us and agree...
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>>29792536
OR he knows he would have done the same exact fucking thing we did. and doesn't want her daughter hating her bodyguard.
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>>29792476
We still share a room with her. Latter tonight he should tell her something along the lines of.
>"I'm honestly not used to this many people caring if I die."
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>>29792566
Unconvinced.
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>>29792536
That's really reaching there.
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>>29792592
Either way, I'm fine with us winding up with Marie, Luci, or Nico. But let's not start throwing angry words around. Nice that we're getting back into the swing of things.
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>>29792536
That's reaching.

He seems to genuinely like us, and might even see some of himself in us, but I don't think he is trying to push Marianne to date us.
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>>29792644
>see some of himself in us
>marianne likes people like her dad
When will she realize that she complains about stuff that AQUAMAN would do as well?
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>>29792670
She complains about stuff Aquaman does too.
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>>29792670
She complains about stuff he does too.

Just less so than she complains about everything else.
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>>29792670
That might give her a daddy complex, dude. Too lewd.
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>>29792670
>"It's different when papa does it because he's papa."
Not the first time I've heard it.
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>>29792589
Add
>"I knew Citrine would be upset but it's not like she hasn't seen it happen before."
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>>29792702
A lot of very lewd thoughts crossed my mind.
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>>29792726
>Guilt trip intensifies
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>>29792757
oh thank god i'm not the only one
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>>29792438
>[2/2]

"Not you too," Marianne mutters as she pulls away from her father in disgust.
"What's with the CHILLY reception, Marianne?" Thierri asks. "Jealous of how COOL your old man is?"
"I can't handle both of you acting stupid so -please- stop those terrible puns," she sighs as she heads to the door.
"Don't be so FRIGID, Marianne! I know you're looking forward to eating those tiny cakes that're covered with FROSTING..."

"You and your moronic puns... it's not enough to -do- stupid things, you have to -say- them too," Marianne says, glaring at you. "I hope you're happy, now I get to listen to these horrible puns for the rest of the day."

As she storms out of the room, the King chases after her.

"Don't FREEZE me out like this, Marianne!" he calls out.


>talk to Reya
>talk to Sylvie
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
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>>29792757
>>29792782
Same here. But then I shrugged and hit 'submit' anyway.
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>>29792821
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
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>>29792821
>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792821
>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792821
god damn it, just remember to mention it later

>talk to reya
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>>29792821
>>talk to Reya
Thanks tha nigga.
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>>29792821
>talk to Sylvie

We haven't in awhile I guess.

We can tell Marianne we care and shit at a later time anyway.
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>>29792821
talk to half-dragon bro.
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>>29792821
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
needs more sword
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>>29792821
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
sordsordsordsordsord
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>>29792821

> all those puns

I salute you, Archelon.
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>>29792821
>>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29792821
>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya

"So how awesome was I?"
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
Guess we're going to have to wait until we're alone with Marie before we get actual talking and character development with ehr.
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29792821
>>talk to Reya
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>>29792821
Sword.
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
Add mental note to apologize and tell >>29792234 to Marie later
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>>29792821
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
IT WASN'T A MISTAKE
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>>29792821
>>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792821
>>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
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>>29792821
>>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD

Gotta get dat sword.
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>>29792821
>>talk to Reya
It's been a while.
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
thank her, try not to laugh too hard at the situation
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29792855
>haven't talked to sylvie in a while
she was involved in pretty much every conversation since we woke up except with the princesses
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya

Burst out laughing as soon as we think the King is outside of earshot.

Then thank him for helping with the Princess, and generally make bro-talk with him.
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I was too busy thinking up horrible puns for him to use to read the interim posts, sorry.
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
I want to give Gramma more time, and I don't want to talk to Sylvie right now.
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>>29792821
>>talk to Reya
"Thanks for keeping her company while I was out. I can't imagine how things would've gotten if she was just stewing in her irritation alone the entire time."
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>>29792821
>>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792911
We understand, it was for a good cause.
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>>29792821
might as well talk to the future king.

>talk to Reya
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>>29792911
Can we have that bit later on when they're alone?
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>>29792911
It's alright, hopefully we'll get a chance to talk to her about that in private.
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
I broke a Sealed King wielder's ribs! How cool is that?
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29792911
as long as we bring it up later
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>>29792821
Why not both?
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya

He's a bro, we should spend more time with him.

Also, how hard is it going to be to resist saying "Did you have an ice time with your father?" when we see Marianne next?
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>>29792821
If only Aquaman was willing to love again...
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>>29792911

Slot it in in a later conversation please, Arch.

Maybe privately.
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
gotta make sre the guy's right for Marie
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>>29792911
Yeah use it later.
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>>29792983
So long as we remember to get it out there I think we'll be fine.
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>>29792821
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD
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>>29792821
>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792821
>go and see if Agnes and the others are back yet with HEIRLOOM SWORD

>>29792988
I don't think he really'd be able to penetrate her shell. Even with dragonpowah
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>>29792821
>>talk to Sylvie
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>>29792988
You mean Reinhold, right? You have no chance.
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>writing
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>>29793028
We need to set up Karel and her

Only so we can start making blond jokes
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>>29792821
>talk to Reya
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>>29793063
we already have one lesbian pairing, we don't need another
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>>29792821
>talk to Sylvie
Infinite swords GO!
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>>29793063
pls no
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>>29793118
>Karel
>Girl

You just haven't seen his hyperweapon yet
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>>29793063
I, too, have headcanon.
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>>29793137
And now I will never not see Karel as Rance.
Also explains why harem route is locked: he already has it
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>>29793063
>>29793137
>>29793147
>>29793152
Before we go, can we please take Karel asside and ask if he's a girl. This is driving me crazy.
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>>29793165
If you want to be a major asshole, sure.
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>>29793165
I'm more than certain he's a guy.
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>>29793165
regardless of sex organs, Karel clearly wants to be seen as a guy
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>>29793165
>accidentally fall on top of him
>touch his nether area
>play it off as if it was due to injuries
"aw, I think I didn't heal properly"
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>>29793165
Don't be rude. He's a guy.
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>>29793165
two possible outcomes:
a) it's a guy, he gets that shit asked too often, he gets pissed
b) it's a girl, she tries to hide it, she's pissed

if you really want to know, ask his mom
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>>29793211
Even fucking Monique thinks he's a girl, there's no way he's a guy.
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>>29793199
>Yfw he's a hermaphrodite
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>>29793217
>if you really want to know, ask his mom
tell you what, why don't you and i make karel a new little sibling and i'll tell you if their genders match
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>>29793217
>if you really want to know, ask his mom
She's always referred to Karel with male phrasing & pronouns.
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probably should have just asked yesterday
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>>29793231
Monique also thinks there is a worldwide conspiracy to make him suffer.Though there probably is.
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>>29793231
then again Monique isn't the sharpest knife in the drawer
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>>29793249
I think he's over that now.
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>>29793252
no, but setsuranka is, and she refered to karel as a her
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>>29793244
>>29793245
I'd laugh my ass of if Monique actually fell for Karel's mom and became his stepdad
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>>29793270
Monique has yellow fever, so I doubt that.
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>>29793231
Monique thinks he's a girl because when he met Karel we were helping to guide his actions and perceptions, and a not-insubstantial number of people in thread consistently refer to Karel as being a girl.
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>>29793270
But. But Aquaman and Karel's mom.
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>>29793270
Isn't Karel slightly older than Monique?
we must make this happen
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>>29793270
Karel might just murder him in that case.
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>>29793281
I don't think so. Karel isn't that old.
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>>29793270
>karel shows up at castle granache with emelio in tow
>told celestino he'd take emelio to try to romance mari
>real reason is that he walked in on monique and his mom and had to flee the country
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>>29793281

Monique is 22. Emilio said that Karel is "someoe [his own] age" (14).
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There must be a duel with Karel before leaving this god-forsaken place.
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question i didn't think of yesterday
what do lindwurms look like, do we have a pic
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>>29793330
Fuck duels, we leave this place as soon as possible, don't even bother to say goodbye to anyone, just leave
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>>29793330
Why would we duel Karel?

We're friendly with him, we ask him to spar and then smack each other around with wooden swords.
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>>29793342
Giant lizards
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>>29793342
Lindwurms would look like lindwurms, I would imagine.
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>>29793346
Why not fight him on top of the carriage heading out of these lands?
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>>29793346
I agree. Talk with Marie again then timeskip the hell outa this place.
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>>29793342
Large, quadrupedal lizards, probably something like the stereotypical European dragon, but sans wings and horns.
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>>29792929

You know even if he did romance and marry Marianne, he'd make a prince consort at best?
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>>29793374
Word.
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>>29793410
This.
There's also a large variance in size, from really pathetic donkey-sized ones to the huge monster that attacked on the way to Marconetti.

>back to writing
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>>29793374
I wouldn't mind a chance to talk to Monique.
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>>29793455
If Reinhold married Marianne he'd the royal chin.
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With Marianne and Thierri now gone, you turn to Reya. He's shaking his head at that horrible display of punnery, and you honestly feel kind of bad for subjecting him to it as well.

After all, he was but an innocent bystander.

"So, uh..." you say as you walk up to him, "...you were looking after Marianne while I was out of it, right?"
"Yeah," Reya replies, nodding. "Sir Gregory asked me and Rana to stand in for you during your duel and there's no way in hell that I'd ever turn HIM down so of course I said yes," he laughs. "Nice to see that you're up and about so soon, by the way."

"Thanks for that," you say. "Considering how mad she was just now, I can only imagine how bad it was for you before I showed up."
"Eh, I'm used to that kind of thing," Reya replies with a shrug. "Tried to cheer her up with jokes and embarrassing childhood stories, but she was still pretty messed up until word came that you'd finally regained consciousness. My sister would probably scold you right now for making pretty girls cry, but I guess I can understand where you were coming from."


>anything in particular that you wanted to talk to him about?
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>>29793513
>Ask how Marianne reacted during the duel
>Ask what he thought of the duel

for IC knowledge
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>>29793513

Invite him and his sister to come visit us. I don't know if it's against protocol for us to invite them to the castle, but we can say we'll talk to the King or Arnaud (or whoever else is appropriate) and we'll send them a letter or something like that.
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>>29793513

>feeling bad about that
I think it was pretty chill.
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>>29793513
Ask him how he would have handled that duel.
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>>29793513
"So..How did I do?"
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>>29793513
Ask him how he thought the Duel went.
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>>29793535
This
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>>29793513

"I guess I went a bit overboard down there, but man. A sealed king! I thought I'd never get to see one, much less face it in battle!"
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>>29793535
Might as well
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>>29793536
I'd be up for letting them know if they are ever in town to hit us up so we can hang.
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>>29793535
this, we should know just how bad it was for her
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>>29793535
Seems good to me
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>writing
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>>29793513
Reya = bro tier
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Hey, why do The Nobles hate slavery?

Are they the masters and the peasants the slaves?

It the same shit anyway.
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>>29793811
the dragons taught early humans that it's bad.

damn dragons.
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>>29793848
>All I have is Reya
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>>29793848
nope.
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>>29793848
"Sheeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttt"
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>>29793848
"You know, you ought to spend some more time with us. Maybe come visit Granache every so often than not. You're a cool guy."
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>>29793848
>All I have is Reya
I'm going to go out on a limb here and say he meant Rana.
Unless he's crazy.


But anyways, tell him he should go and try to catch a girl if he wants one.
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>>29793848
He is going to kill us if we seduce Rana
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>>29793847
But still think nobles and birth right to a kingdom is correct?

Fucking stupid.
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"She took it that bad, huh?" you say, sighing.
"The Princess?" Reya asks. "She was pretty into it, up until when that guy revealed that he had a Sealed King, anyways," he says, shaking his head. "And then after you got all stabbed and stuff, she was yelling like she thought you were gonna die, man. It almost made -me- want to cry, to tell the truth."

"The one who was screaming the most was Nicolette.. but she's your girlfriend and all so of course she would be," Reya says, shrugging.
"We're not actually-"
"I'm honestly kind of jealous of you, being surrounded by all these pretty girls who actually give a crap about you," Reya laughs. "All I have is Rana, and I'm the one who's usually doing the worrying since she's such a freaking ditz most of the time," he sighs.


>anything to say before asking him about his opinion of the duel?
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>>29793873
[Insert masturbation joke here]
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>>29793848
blush, blush hard.

"y-you too"
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>>29793848
"I'm sorry, but I'm going to be stealing Rana from you as well. You see, this is all part of the plan. These fools are completely unable to see the truth of the matter. I pretend to be some nobody who swoops in from nowhere, seduce half the royal line of succession, and wait for the corpses to accumulate. No matter who wins, it's me. Brilliant, no?"
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>>29793873
>>29793892
a dragon wouldn't just say "my hand"

>>29793900
ask him where he got the idea that we were dating nico from
ask him who he got that idea from th
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What changed?
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>>29793900
"Jeez. I'm gonna have to do something about that. You know, you ought to spend some more time with us. Maybe come visit Granache every so often than not. You're a cool guy."
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>>29793900
Going with this>>29793892

We could also tell him he has our axe if he ever needs it
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>>29793900

Ask why he thinks we're dating Nico.
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>>29793895
the gods works in mysterious ways.
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>>29793933
This
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>>29793900
"yea, it's amazing to have so many close friends, but none of them are by girlfriend"

need to clear this up
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>>29793933

They're adventurers, right?
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>>29793933
>>29793938
These.
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>>29793924
>>29793938

He's seen us be nice towards her and buy her earrings.

I suggest something along the lines of "Yeah, your sister is a good person."
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>>29793954
Yep. If they know they'd certainly have a place to stay for a day or two I think they'd be willing to swing by every now and then.
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>>29793933
This
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>>29793900
"I'm not really used to having so many people worry about me.

And I'm sure your sister worries about you too, she's a good person. If you two ever find yourself in Granache you should come visit."
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>>29793924
>>29793938
Supporting these
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>>29793811
Even if you're under a monarchy, and even if there is a power disparity due to more widespread use of magic among nobles (likely at least in part to do with the fact that their lineage traces back to elementals), the average "peasant" has no real incentive to revolt so long as they still have a reasonable quality of life.

Which they still do in most of the places we're aware of.

>>29793938
Probably because Rana kept calling her our girlfriend.

>>29793900
I like most of this pretty well.
>>29793975
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>>29793900
>>29793933
I like this.
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>>29793933
This is good
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The Rana train has a chance of making it to station!

CHOO CHOO MOTHERFUCKERS!
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>>29794009
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT, CONDUCTOR GADGET! That's great that you feel strongly about her. I wish you luck in the coming storm.
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>>29794009
it's over jim, she's making her own harem now.
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>>29794009
I just want to see more of Reya, he's a pretty cool guy and doesn't afraid of anything.
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>>29794009
>We will never get to ride dragon never ending story style

;_;
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>>29794041
Plus he's the only equal-tier guy who'd be willing to duel us who doesn't have a psychotic streak.
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>writing
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>>29794058
had a completely different kind of riding in mind
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>>29793933
Uhh, can they really just visit the castle anytime?
We're only a bodyguard, so it's not our call to let them in
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>>29794068
Good point. I'd assume that Thierri or possibly Marianne would be okay with it, but... We could ask when the time arises.
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>>29794068
we just invited them to granache, not necessarily the castle. i'd love a day off with the dragon siblings hunting down some monsters around the city
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>>29793900
"you shouldn't be. I may have to chose one of them, and do you know their fathers..?"
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>>29794068
It's not like we're giving them permission to come and go as they want, we're just saying "Hey, you're a cool guy and we should chill sometime after I go home."
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>>29794068
Could buy a bitchen apartment or house or something with all the cash we got and let em crash there.
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>>29794068
Granache is a whole country, not just the castle.
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>>29794068
They are related to a bigwig in Krassato, I'm sure some diplomatic courtesy extends to them.
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>>29794131
oh right, their cousin is married to the prince
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>>29794131
Not to mention Thierri was apparently chill with letting Reya take over our job, if only for a few hours, so I doubt he'd really be against it anyways.
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>>29794106
>not giving most of the money for the family.
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>>29794203
what?
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>>29794203
>>29794217
Yeah... I don't get it either.
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>>29794203

Yeah, I don't think grandma or Citrine are in need of money.
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>>29794217
>>29794234

He probably meant lady Agnes
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>>29794217
>>29794234
I think he's saying that we should save our money for the family that we'll eventually leave without a father.
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>>29794217
>>29794234
I think he means either giving our sister (and her rich-ish famous artist husband) money, or our so-rich-they-make-money-by-having-money tier granny part of our paycheque, but neither of them would need it.
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>>29794265
the lady with a mansion, servants, and a giant collection of kick ass swords? she's probably better off than us
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>>29794106
We've got a bitchen apartment in the castle, though.
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>not giving most of the money for the family.
What?
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>>29794259
That does bring up the point that Rein needs to get a gift for the baby at some point.
>>29794293
Yeah but it'd be cool to have a place to invite people where we don't need the kings permission to do so like Reya.
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>gift for the baby
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"Huh, I'm gonna have to do something about that," you say.
"What, you're trying to set me up with one of your friends?" Reya laughs. "In that case, I think I'd go for-"
"Er- not like that," you say with a nervous chuckle. "But, uh... you seem like a pretty cool guy, so I was thinking that it'd be nice if we got the chance to hang out some more, you know? Maybe you could visit Granache some time."

"Hmm. That could be a bit of a pain since there's no Adventurer's Guild branch in that country, but it does sound like fun," Reya replies. "Maybe as a vacation thing... I'll have to think about it," he says, giving you a thumbs up.
"I'm going to hold you to that, you know," you reply with a grin.


>[1/?]
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>>29794394
I approve, pending he work on his footwork. Have Agnes train him so he can do it right unlike us.
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>>29794435
>"In that case, I think I'd go for-"
THE WORLD MAY NEVER KNOW.
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>>29794448
>he
and let the shipping with chiara begin
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>>29794435
> "In that case, I think I'd go for-"
FOR WHO
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>>29794435
Now we'll never know who Reya is in love with
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>>29794435
>he doesn't realize that Granache's adventurer's guild is the royal castle
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>>29794435
Easy.

We use our own savings and apply to start a branch of the Adventurer's Guild in Granache. Run it as a side business alongside the princess guard job, or hand it off to a steward that we trust.

We have the royal connections for an approval, we have connections with the Adventurer's Guild through Reya, we can touch base with older members of Granache's nobility who adventured in the past for tips on management, and we can even raise capital if we need it through all the people we've met in Marconetti.
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>>29794481
I actually don't know whether this would lead to more of Thierri having a grand old time regaling people with tales of his exploits or getting mopey about not being able to take any of the contracts himself.
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>>29794459
It's either Sylvie or Meido. He wouldn't say Nico since he thinks Reinhold is dating her and he probably doesn't want Luci because she's too much like Rana.
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>>29794518
i'd be completely okay with that, rein did get a book on investing and has loads of cash. though i doubt anything would come of it during the quest, since those things tend to take some time to set up
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>>29794435
>"In that case, I think I'd go for-"
DAMMIT ARCHELON
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>>29794518
this is actually a pretty good idea.
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>>29794518
Hell yeah, sounds awesome.
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>>29794530
>doesn't want Luci because she's too much like Rana.
oh you poor naive fool
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>>29794518
You forgot the most important part.

If there's an Adventurer's Guild in Granache we can just go down there and ask people to spar. They'll be adventurers from out of town so they might even accept.
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>>29794566
>we can just go down there and ask people to spar
at least until our reputation spreads
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>>29794579
What reputation? We just got beat.
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>>29794518
This is a great idea.
>>
Maybe Reinhold could ask the King for a few weeks off at some point in the future to go on an adventure himself? Not right now, considering he's only been employed for a month and even got his pay ahead of time, but at some point it would suck if all he knew of the world was from books.

Maybe something to mention in epilogue, I guess.
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>>29794589
the reputation as the guy that kicks the ass of everyone he spars with that we're going to build
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>>29794435

While you're most definitely grateful for the friends that you have right now, you can't deny that it would be nice to have another guy your own age to pal around with.

"I know Rana would be happy to be able to get drunk with your girlfriend again," Reya sighs.
"Umm... why do you think I'm dating Nicolette?" you ask.
"What, you're not? From the way you two were acting the other day and all the stuff Rana was saying, I could've sworn..."
"No, we're just friends." you say, shaking your head.

"Really?" Reya asks. "Awesome, so that means that I have a chance to become Sir Gregory's son-in-law after all!" he laughs.
"EEEEH!?" Sylvie shouts from across the room. "YOU LIKE NICOLETTE!?"

>[2/?]
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maybe there's no guild for a reason. thierri used to adventure, he might have a bone to pick with the guild.

also I don't think rein is that rich yet
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>>29794591
>>29794566
>>29794553
>>29794551
>>29794542
>>29794518

Is PGQ going to suddenly become Guildmaster Quest?

I'm okay with this
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>>29794579
>>29794589
Oh god. This could be it. 'I may pretty good but I'm no Monique Girlyboy' could actually net him some new meat.
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>>29794627
We can do it. We have the technology.
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>>29794621
>"EEEEH!?" Sylvie shouts from across the room. "YOU LIKE NICOLETTE!?"
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>>29794621
>"Really?" Reya asks. "Awesome, so that means that I have a chance to become Sir Gregory's son-in-law after all!" he laughs.
>"EEEEH!?" Sylvie shouts from across the room. "YOU LIKE NICOLETTE!?"

Decapitate him.
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>>29794621
It sounds like he wants her for her father...

hah, gay!
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>>29794626
>he might have a bone to pick with the guild.
if anything all his friends have kept one from forming due to the fear that he'll throw on a trenchcoat and sunglasses, sneak out of the castle, and join up

and while we may not have enough money yet, it's something we build over time, not all at once
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>>29794621
So... Meido and dragon siblings...
Quite a nice harem Nico is putting together
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>>29794663
keep it on a silver platter
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>>29794621
>"EEEEH!?" Sylvie shouts from across the room. "YOU LIKE NICOLETTE!?"
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>>29794663

Why?

He's our friend. You don't go highlander on your friends.
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>>29794518
Let's make it happen.
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>>29794663
Oh anon you and 'y-you too' anon crack me up.
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>>29794621
Fucking Sylvie, are you spying on us?
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>>29794621
dammit
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>>29794621
>and on this day, a hundred /u/boats simultaneously cried out in agony
Also holy shit Sylvie was here too?
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>>29794732
She happened to be in the same room. And Reya wasn't exactly being quiet.
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>>29794740
Dammit Ryuuko's brother, just aim for her center mass.
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>>29794680
Don't forget Reinhold
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>>29794732

She is never letting Reinhold face danger alone. Ever.
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>>29794663
*puts sword to neck* back the fuck off?!?!?
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>>29794680
she's even got us numbered
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>>29794761
>implying you could even hit someone who operates on Cartoon Physics with a gun
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>>29794621
Man being a nico fan is suffering
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>>29794621

"Seriously?" you ask, staring at him.
"Well, she -is- really pretty, and you said that you're not going out with her... unless she's your secret girlfriend or something?" Reya aska.
"I already said that we're not going out," you say with a sigh.
"Just messing with you, man!" he laughs.

Reya then looks up at the ceiling and lets out a long sigh.

"Aah, it feels nice being able to be the one to mess with people for a change..." Reya says with a satisfied smile.
"...so that was just a joke then?" you ask.
"While I -do- think she's really pretty, she's a bit too, uh... loud for me. And violent," he sighs. "No offense to her or anything, but I've been stuck with Rana for my entire life and she's kind of turned me off of girls who resemble her in personality."
"Yeah, I can see what you mean by that," Sylvie sighs. "I thought you were insulting her for a minute there... then we might have had to fight," she says with a wicked smile as she cracks her knuckles.

"Quiet girls are more my type, anyways," Reya shrugs. "Once again, no offense to either of you, Sylvie."


>[3/?]
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>>29794564
OH REALLY?
>>29794876
>"While I -do- think she's really pretty, she's a bit too, uh... loud for me. And violent," he sighs. "No offense to her or anything, but I've been stuck with Rana for my entire life and she's kind of turned me off of girls who resemble her in personality."
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>>29794876
REYA WANTS TH$ MELON
Or possibly Marianne.
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>>29794876
"Swords are my type."
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>>29794876
Haha oh wow it's Melanie.
How does a girl like her attract so much attention
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>>29794876
>"Quiet girls are more my type, anyways,"
meido.
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>>29794876
>Meido route locked
>Reya likes quieter girls
EAT SHIT /U/BOATS
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>>29794876
>"Quiet girls are more my type, anyways," Reya shrugs.
THE TRUTH WILL OUT.

Melon more or less confirmed.
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>>29794910
>so much attention
Nicolette and Reya. That's not that much.
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>>29794902

Fight for the maid
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>>29794910
What, you don't have a favorite chair?


implying furniture
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Called it.
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>>29794876
TAKE THE MELON, REYA
And I can forgive you for getting the Marie if we fuck that up
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>>29794910
Because she's best girl.
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>>29794925
Relatively. I'm surprised ANYONE is interested in her, really.
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>>29794917

Sylvie also gives impression of the quiet type though, even with her punch of adamantite.
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>>29794925
And Niklaus
Bitches love melons
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>>29794960
>"Once again, no offense to either of you, Sylvie."
Seems like Reya pretty much has that veneer figured out, though.
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>>29794960
Yeah but
>"Once again, no offense to either of you, Sylvie."
implies that it's not her. And Melanie is the only quieter one.
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>>29794981
What if he's just trying to throw us off, and it's actually Reinhold?
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>>29794981
Nope, he want Takamaru.
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>>29794960
Marianne is also usually quiet, but she was loud as fuck today.
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What if he wants Karel? She's pretty quiet when Emilio isn't being a bitch around her.
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>>29795013
She was loud as fuck during the duel. It's probably Emilio.
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>>29795013
>>29795025
Has Arch actually confirmed one way or the other what Karel IS yet?

I know Monique thought Karel was a girl from the start, and Reinhold thought the opposite - but what IS s/he?
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>>29794909
This.

>"I like swords."
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>>29795054
S/he's actually a slime.
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>>29794876

"Maybe someone like Melanie or the Princess..." Reya laughs. "She seemed pretty nice as long you don't make her mad."
"Umm, seriously?" Sylvie says, looking at Reya with a concerned expression. "You think that Nicolette's more violent than-"
"I guess I ought to change the subject before Sylvie tries to beat you up..." you sigh.

"Soooo... what was YOUR opinion of the duel, seeing as how I've already gotten an earful from everyone else I know?" you ask.
"The duel?" Reya says. "I thought you did pretty well in the first half at least, I know I wouldn't have been able to dodge half those hits myself."
"I dunno, you seemed pretty agile when we were sparring," you reply.
"My actual speed's probably faster than yours, but you have better reflexes," he shrugs. "So I'd have probably gotten cut up pretty bad back there."

>[4/?]
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>>29794999
marianne is just too cold
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>>29795054
I trust the ancient sword more than Densehold. Karel is a chick.
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>>29795054
Sword waifu called Karel a her. I'd assume it knows what it's talking about.
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>>29795078
Why? Can the sword sense dicks? Is that why she chose Monique?
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>>29795094
_________________________________________________________________________________________Yes.
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>>29795054

Carol has been deesigned by Arch to remain in state of quantum gender uncertainty.

I still think it's a girl
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>>29794876
>"Quiet girls are more my type, anyways," Reya shrugs. "Once again, no offense to either of you, Sylvie."

DID HE JUST INSULT HER QUIETNESS
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>>29795078
Sword Waifu was us though.
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>>29795061
If only.

>>29795071
>>29795078
Setsuranka did? Well, better than nothing, though she could have just been running with Monique's assumption.
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>>29795101
So then Monique CANONICALLY has the largest penis out of anyone Setsuranka has ever encountered.
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>>29795121
Not that impressive when she hails from not-Asia.
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>>29795121
>inb4 penis chart comparison links
>inb4 Takamaru (Gay Only)
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>>29795118
Only sort of. We were not presented with all of Setsuranka's knowledge during our time as her.
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>>29795136
You clearly haven't read much Japanese porn.
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>>29795110
i think she heard her doing something while looking over Reinhold.
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>>29795121
Who has the bigger penis, Monique or Reinhold? Or Thierri?
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>>29795153
All of them have identical penises.
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>>29795153
>Who has the bigger chin?
FTFY
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>>29795169
Reinhold, no contest.
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>>29795094

The sword is transformed female. She is attracted to dicks and can tell competition from afar.
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>>29795165
Exactly identical. Everyone else in the world has slightly different penises besides these three. This will be a major plot point later.
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>>29795177
Is there a Japanese program that draws up chin-sizes based on names and compares them?
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>>29795065
>the Princess
Nope, off limits pal
>>
The answer to life's greatest questions.
http://en.inkei.net/Reinhold!Monique!Thierri!Karel
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>>29795169

Out of curiosity how did the whole Reinhold having a big chin thing even come about?
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Alright, let's cut it here before we get too deep into the magical realm.
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>>29795213
The guy who ran some witch quest which I've forgotten the name of but was pretty good drew fanart of Reinhold, and happened to draw him with a large chin. It snowballed from there.
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>>29795211
>Monique's invincible hose is the greatest
As it should be.
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>>29795211
Seems legit.
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>>29795213
Some fan art early into the quest, one anon commented that Reinhold needed a stronger looking chin, the drawfag then gave him a ridiculous chin, which then spawned Chinhold.

It should be in the early archives.
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>>29795213
early peice of fanart had Reinhold with a large chin. anons kepts telling him to add more chin.
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>>29795065
>[5/5]

"But then he started throwing all that ice magic around... I honestly would have called the duel off when he pulled that crap since it wasn't fair, but I can't blame you for trying to keep going," Reya says. "It was that 'soul of the warrior' that the King was talking about, right?"
"Something like that, I guess," you reply.
"But even if you take that into account, trying to keep on fighting with your arms all messed up like that was pretty stupid. That's what really set the Princess off, and I have to agree with her there."

"I don't want to lecture you about that though, since I'm SURE you've gotten chewed out by everyone else already," Reya says.
"Pretty much," you reply.
"I guess I ought to go and tell Mira that you didn't get paralyzed after all... where are the two of you headed to?"


>going to see if grandma's back
>going to do something else
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>>29795251
>>going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795251
>going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795211
>Therri and Reinhold near identical
This is a sign.

>>29795251
>going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795251
>going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795251
>going to do something else

can we eat yet
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>>29795251
>fighting with your arms all messed up like that was pretty stupid
Oh yeah faggot? Then how come we almost won?
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>>29795251
>>going to see grandma's back
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>>29795211
Damn that Monique!
Both his swords are better than ours
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>>29795251
>Going to see my grandma
>...I just felt a bit redundant with all the crazy powerful people I'm surrounded with, despite being the bodyguard. And when I saw what Takamaru could do with magic? Well, talk to you later.

Maybe reworded a bit better archelon, but this
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>>29795251
>>going to do something else
See Nico yet?
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>>29795284
We saw her a bit ago.
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>>29795284
Yes.
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>>29795251
>>going to do something else
Grab nearest turkey leg, and eat it.
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>>29795301
>Attached to live turkey
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>>29795251
>>29795282
This. For once Reinhold can explain things and open up a bit on his own.
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>>29795301
Seconded.
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>>29795284
This
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>>29795251

It's probably too soon for lady Agnes to return and we still owe Nicolette (and Melanie and Rana) an appearance, no?
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>>29795309
Sylvie probably knows a fire spell.
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>>29795251
>going to do something else

Let's pay Monique a visit. It'll be fun.
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>>29795284
>>29795301
Combine.
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>>29795284
This i want
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>>29795284
Ok.
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>>29795316
We already saw Nicolette, Melanie and Rana two nights ago.
I'm a nicofag so bring on dose interactions, but we DID already see them.
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>>29795251
Granny
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>>29795325
This sounds kind of terrible, let's do it.
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>>29795251
>going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795284
I approve.
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>>29795282
This, but with better phrasing
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>>29795284
Yeah, we saw her recently. She crushed us in a hug of death.
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>>29795327
You want us to eat Nicolette?
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>>29795251
going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795359
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>mfw everyone forgot we already met up with Nicolette and she gave us a way-too-tight-for-a-wounded-man-to-stand hug
mfw I'm a nicofag and their mistake is my gain
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>>29795282
This.
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>>29795284
Let's do it, even though we've already seen her.
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>>29795251
>>going to see if grandma's back
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>>29795251
>going to see if grandma's back
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>writing
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>>29795373
Why isn't she wearing any clothes
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>>29795251
>going to see if grandma's back
>I felt useless when the Princess has people like Gregory around her. I just wanted to prove my mettle and earn my keep.
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>>29795284
>>29795251
I doubt Granny could make the trip that fast, and there seems to be a push to go see Nico, so let's do that.
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>>29795404
plenty of people browse the internet naked when they're home alone. i'm more worried as to where the computer's id number went

>>29795416
>I doubt Granny could make the trip that fast
granny has the footwork down properly
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>>29795339

Ah you're right, idk how I could have missed that.

We should make it a point to raid the all-you-can-eat joint (and leave an acceptable tip)

what's our balance after all the shoppings anyway?
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>>29795374
>>29795416


Nico's already gone to the castle though. We're not leaving without Grandma.
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>>29795470
We currently have "a bunch of" Granachebucks out of our paycheque of "lots of" Granachebucks.
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>Silence in PGQ

It's been far too long.
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page 9 arch
just thought i'd let you know
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>>29795593
So, start a new thread?
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>>29795693
i leave what to do up to arch
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>>29795589
We can start talking about dicks again, if you want.
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just checked suptg and i found that this thread seems to be listed as one of two rags to riches quest 3 - 12 threads, is there some way to fix that? or thread 96
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>>29795734
You could ask the sup/tg/ admin, but I don't think he's ever given a fuck about quests.
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arch is kill

>>29795733
oh gosh no this is exactly how i'm used to it being at this time of night, all this hustle and bustle in the threads was rather off-putting, frankly
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>>29795815
New thread.
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What would Reinhold's name be if Arch wrote in past-tense?


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