>>29779225
>A staff, with speed and nimble agility.

>>29779225
>A pair of spiked gauntlets and boots, with brutality and strength leaving you untouched.

A brawler? I like it.

>>29779225
>>A hammer, with broken armor and shield littering every match.

>>29779225
>Twohanded sword
Or
>Musket and/or pike

>>29779225
>Staff
Bladed staff, that is. Ones with knives duct-taped to the ends.

>>29779225
>A spear and shield
Let see how this goes.

>>29779225
>>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.

>>29779225
>>A sword, with a style and showmanship unsurpassed.

>>29779225
> A pair of spiked gauntlets and boots, with brutality and strength leaving you untouched.

>>29779225
>A staff, with speed and nimble agility.

>>29779225
>A pair of spiked gauntlets and boots, with brutality and strength leaving you untouched.
Gilgamesh/Beowulf/Ifreet Go!

>>29779225
>Spiked gauntlets and boots
Let's go for full punching.

>>29779225
>>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.

>>29779225
Spiked fists.

>>29779225
>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.
fuck yeah sparta

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>>29779225
>>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.

No axe? ;_;

>>29779225
>>A staff, with speed and nimble agility.

>>29779225
>>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.
LANCER LANCER LANCER LANCER LANCER LANCER LANCER LANCER

>>29779225
>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.

We'll survive even if everyone else dies.

>>29779225
>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.
with /tg/'s dice, we gotta go lancer

>>29779225
>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.

>>29779225
>Spiked gauntlets and boots
We need to catch weapons with our gauntlets and shit. This should be fun.

might wanna cut off votes here...

>>29779225
>>A spear and shield, with practical tactics and quick maneuvers.
Let's go full spartan

>>29779225
>A pair of spiked gauntlets and boots, with brutality and strength leaving you untouched.

>>29779411
Pretty sure it was first to either 3 or 5. So the votes already over.

>>29779427
Seconding.

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>>29779225
>Your own body, trained in the arts of HAMON..

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> not wanting to be the Unarmed Swordsage
Come on.

>>29779441
> first to either 3 or 5.
Where'd you get that?

>>29779225
>no disrespect to Archelon
I believe in you, if you're not one of the guys who were mocking him in QTG, but someone who really just liked the swordswoman idea.

>>29779225
>>A pair of spiked gauntlets and boots, with brutality and strength leaving you untouched.

>Counting votes now.

>>29779465
Just how these things tend to be done, but as you can see here >>29779502, I was wrong. Apologies Anon.

>>29779457
I'm with you brother. Unarmed Swordsage is TOP romance.

>>29779278
>>29779299
>>29779321
>>29779349
>Staff

>>29779283
>>29779320
>>29779326
>>29779328
>>29779334
>>29779393
>>29779439
>>29779494
>Gauntlets/Sabatons

>>29779287
>Hammer

>>29779304
>>29779307
>>29779329
>>29779341
>>29779344
>>29779354
>>29779358
>>29779373
>>29779383
>>29779427
>Spear and Shield.

Writing.

>>29779605
>Unarmed Swordwoman lost
I can't live the dream.
>Spearwoman won.
Do we NEED to use a shield? We could incorporate crazy staff-movements if we go with two hands.

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>>29779457

I'd say not to give up hope. It's stated in the OP we're a master of several weapons, so by assumption we can just switch to whatever's appropriate and pick up anything on the fly. We'll just be the best at spears.

>>29779457
>>29779557
Guess we'll have to try a different time.

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>>29779647
>We could incorporate crazy staff-movements if we go with two hands.
I am okay with this.

So wait, are we a femguard?

>>29779647
Why not just duel wield shields?
Nobody will fuck with the unstoppable dervish who keeps slamming the edge of huge pieces of metal into your face.

>>29779777
>Nobody will fuck with the unstoppable dervish who keeps slamming the edge of huge pieces of metal into your face.
So we'd be Cure Rosetta? I'm okay with this.

>>29779647
>Do we NEED to use a shield? We could incorporate crazy staff-movements if we go with two hands.
Do you even Spartan?

>>29779754
Yeah, I was just to ask that also. I'd find it hilarious if this essentially turned into Nicolette Quest, though obviously its not taking place in the same game world.

>>29779777
Except an archer.

>>29779605
>First place: Spear and shield
>Earned perk: Battlemind
>You will choose either the most successful or most critical series of rolls, depending on which is most beneficial.
>Earned perk: Willing Iron
>Your shield can fully deflect directed spells.
>Earned perk: Peirce
>Your spear can, on critical successes, entirely ignore armor - magical or otherwise.

>Second place: Gauntlets and Sabatons
>Earned perk: Hammerblow
>Your blunt strikes have a chance to stun the target.
>Earned perk: Bloodmind
>You can choose to willingly fail a defense to triple the result on the next attack.

You were strong, with spiked fists, sabatons, and spear and shield. Magic users feared you, and rightly so - you are gifted in the arts of Magebreaking, the art of sundering connections to the Aether. In doing so, you've learned how to both block magical attacks entirely, and to pierce, on occasion, magical armor. You're a good fit for the job because of this, you speculate, as many enemies of the Human Empire employ magic and miracles.

You take a deep breath as you enter the city. You are asked for your papers.

"What is the purpose of this visit?"
"I'm here to work."
>"Name and Gender, please." he asks. Oh, right, you came in full armor, he probably can't tell...

>>29779828
We have SHIELDS. shields are like a hard counter to archers.

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>>29779661
>>29779655
Hope. Such hope!
If there's word of an unarmed blade-breaker in the area we're seeking his tutelage post-haste.
>>29779754
Yes. Yes we are.

>>29779777
Because MUH(literary) ROMANCE.

>>29779795
Do you even BALSA

>>29779841
Female.
Name - Mistral.

>>29779841
Annelin Karkinos. Female.

>>29779841
Dreyfus Charbelle, a manly man of 23 years!

>>29779841
seconding >>29779889

>>29779890
This.

>>29779841
Female
>>29779889
>Annelin Karkinos
Or
>>29779880
>Mistral

>>29779889
Thirding

>>29779889
I like it!

>>29779890
This

>>29779889
>>29779880
Let's go with both of these. Our real name is Annelin Karkinos, but our dueling alias is Mistral.

>>29779890
Seconding

>>29779841

>>29779889
is good enough for me, seconding it

>>29779841
Astrea Kirin. Female.

>>29779928

I like this idea.

>>29779928
That could work actually.

>>29779841
Male
The first name to come out of my name generator was, I shit you not Óscar Mayer

>>29779928
Perfect.

>>29779866
That would do jackshit to a Spartan.

>>29779880
Female.
Name - Mistral.

>>29779841
Carcossa
Male, identifies as female

>>29779889
>>29779880

I'd support Annelin Mistral. Karkinos seems weird.

>>29779928
That sounds nice

This

>>29779928
I agree with this.

>>29779928
Instead of a Dueling Alias, could Mistral be a title of some sort?

>>29779928
Here we go,

>/tg/ once again goes full female given the chance.

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>Female MC
Preparing for inevitable LESBIANS.

>>29779979
Annelin Karkinos, of Mistral province?

>>29779841
Ok, so I'm >>29779923 and I just wanted to modify my vote to >>29779928's proposal because it works so beautifully for what we're trying to build.

>>29779928
>>29779889
In the name of the majority...

Writing.

>>29780002
>>29779995
Look at QTG. We discussed this already and decided on making a straight heroine.

>>29779949
A spartan fighting shoulder to shoulder. As soon as they dropped shield to poke, she'd parry the thrust, drop the spear into the foot, sweep them onto their back and finish it.
Balsa's a spearwoman and a martial artist.

Spartans also can't deal with 360 degree attacks like that shit can.
Need to inverse ninja.

>>29780002
Nope. We're looking for a husband.

>>29780002
>not voting to abstain from romance at all unless they can beat us
We're a warrior, first and foremost. We ain't got time for love unless they can beat us in a duel.

>>29780039
>Reading /qtg/
I'll take your word for it. I'd rather not roll around in a pile of shit.

>>29779995
it usually alternates, at least from what I've seen. Then again, there are a lot of quests I have never looked at, so I could be wrong

>>29780062
>I'd rather not roll around in a pile of shit.
It's not *that* bad. More like a bathtub of piss.

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>>29780062
>>29780039
>>29780041
>>29780058
>Pre planning in QTG when most players aren't going to go there.

Fuck that.

>>29780062
Today's thread is pretty civil, but I won't force you.

>>29780039
What relevance could QTG discussions have to anything?

>>29780058
>We're a warrior, first and foremost. We ain't got time for love unless they can beat us in a duel.
I like your concept of dating more than most people's, anon.

>>29780110
This, I'm gonna vote lesbo end just to spite you fucks.

>>29780058
Agreed. They need to best us.

If the princeling wants to get into our pants, he'd going to need to beat us.

Aside, the fact that we can brawl is really nice in case we need to forsake our spear/shield or get disarmed.
Like, if we're told to drop our weapons we can still knock out teeth.
>>29779841
>>Earned perk: Bloodmind
>>You can choose to willingly fail a defense to triple the result on the next attack.
That's so fucking metal. I notice that the mind perks aren't restricted to weapon either. We need more of that.

>>29780058
>>29780134
I want to second this. We've no care for anyone that can't win.

Just take a vow of chastity and be over with it

>>29780058
>But if they do beat us we will be forced to resign our position, go into seclusion and TrainTrainTrain until we can honorably exact our vengeance upon them.

Think you forgot to mention that part.

>>29780134
Never pinned you to be the type, Angelic...

>>29780174
>Come back and beat them unarmed.
>queue Swordsage.

>>29780170
I vote we break our vow of chastity when we find a weak but useful Mageling to boss around!

>>29780192
Cue.

A queue is something you wait in when you want to ride a roller coaster. A cue is a signal to start.

>>29780154
We're gonna have to go full Kenpachi with Bloodmind shenanigans

>>29780037
"I'm Annelin Karkinos. You might know me as Mistral Magebreaker."

He nods.
"Saw one or two of your fights by long." he says, referring to a small scrying item keyed to a gem in the roof of the arenas, "You're a damn fine fighter if I may say so myself."

"Thank you." you nod, smiling.

"You know, my shift ends in an hour, so-"

"I said thank you." you manage, nodding at the gate. This is one of the reasons you didn't like the idea of the job. You're... a little famous, and you've worried your greatness in the arena would bring men down on you. And women. And Critters. Though you reprimand yourself for the rascist slur towards nonhumans. You stretch, pondering. You have a full day before your meeting with the king's adviser.

>Let's head to the castle and case it.
>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
>>Pray to Old Man Law, the god of civilization and order.
>>Pray to Anan, the god of industry and finance.
>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love
>>Pray to Coyo, the god of trickery, mischief, and rudeness
>>Pray to the Clown, the god of love and chaos.
>Let's rest and clean up at a high class inn - our winnings are substantial enough.

>>29780223
>>Pray to Coyo, the god of trickery, mischief, and rudeness
We have our patron saint right here

>>29780058
>>29780174
How about building a relationship over rivalry? Like, one that goes from just wanting to beat up "that snot-nosed brat" to a rather explosive romance with verbal abuse from both sides, as neither can admit their feelings despite the obvious flirting and then eventual hatexsex?

>>29780223
>>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
PRAISE OUR HOLY LORDSHIP

>>29780223
>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
>>Pray to Anan, the god of industry and finance.

>>29780223
>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love
>Pray to Coyo, the god of trickery, mischief, and rudeness
these two are clearly the best gods. If we can only pick one, go Raev

>>29780223
None of these gods are about martial power or honor.
So I'm gonna say

>>Pray to Old Man Law, the god of civilization and order.

>>29780223
>Let's rest and clean up at a high class inn - our winnings are substantial enough.

>>29780223
>>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
>>>Pray to Coyo, the god of trickery, mischief, and rudeness

Just who you want to have you back.

>>29780223
>Pray to Anan, god of industry and finance.

>>29780223
>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
>>Pray to Coyo, the god of trickery, mischief, and rudeness
I guess we fight dirty.

>>29780223
>>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love

>>29780223
>>Pray to Coyo, the god of trickery, mischief, and rudeness
Mischievous and sly femguard with a pair of brutal fists? ALL OF MY YES!

>>29780223
>Pray to Old Man Law

>>29780275
seconding
I like the idea of a tricksy character with a heavy belief in destiny

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>>29780223
>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
>>Pray to Old Man Law, the god of civilization and order.

>>29780223
>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love


Mistral is secretly a hopeless romantic.

>>29780223
>>Let's head to a shrine and pray.
No god of battle/war/blood?
Or even wisdom?
I'd like us to have some Athena parallel.

>>>Pray to the Clown, the god of love and chaos.
I figure this is close enough. I think it's lack of name and preference to title are kind of relatable to us.
We favor it for chaos rather than the love part.

By the way, OP said that the gods have presence here.

>>29780223
>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love
>forbidden love
AWWWW YISSS

>>29780223
>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love
we totally read sappy romance novels

>>29780223
Pray to old man law

>Forbidden love god.
>People ignoring Clown
Why, Clown Why!?

>>29780223
>>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love
>>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love
>Pray to Raev, the goddess of fate, the night, and forbidden love

>>29780223
>>>Pray to the Clown, the god of love and chaos.

Counting.

>>29780371
>>29780349
>>29780322
You better hope this doesn't set lesbo flags.

>>29780367
because people seem to want order over chaos. Which I kind of like, usually we prefer chaotic over lawful

>Heterosexual female MC
T- 10 threads before Anons are talking about how much they want Husbando X's cock.

>>29780223
>>Pray to the Clown, the god of love and chaos.
Forbidden love is immoral behavior. Chaos is the closest thing to us as our life has always been.

>>29780400
nah, it sets /d/ flags. Homosexuality hasn't really been seen as 'forbidden love' for all that long in human history

>>29780404
This isn't Fantasy Quest Anon, we'll manage.

>>29780401
I just meant that they're both love, but one is forbidden which implies lesbians.
And that got a lot of votes.

>>29780400
>this git already thinking flags
can we just let this quest progress naturally and not do things specifically for waifuing please?

>>29780371
>>29780349
>>29780337
>>29780322
>>29780313
>>29780275

>>29780257
>>29780285
>>29780300
>>29780314


>>29780386
>>29780367
>>29780326


Writing.

>>29780435
True, it probably refers to the 'Critters' option...

Muh Dragon Husbando!

>>29780404
No love until they beat us in martial combat. No cock until they're better than us.
Our spear's shaft is a completely different matter.

>>29780472
this is for the people who did pick Raev just to launch /u/ boats as well

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>>29780450
I pray you're right.

>>29780480
or harem route.

>>29780480
I wouldn't mind that. But I really don't want her to fold like a bitch. She's a tough woman.
If we get beaten we still go for a full mount.

>>29780502
forbidden love does not solely mean lesbienz, but can mean taboo things

>>29780502
I took forbidden love to mean between a noble and a commoner, that sorta thing.

>>29780534
>forbidden love does not solely mean lesbienz

We're on /tg/. It's going to be lesbians. No question about it.

>>29780534
Like falling for the prince you're supposed to be guarding.

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>>29780480
>>29780524
dragon, fluffy tails, and phoenix bro harem?

>>29780502
I was thinking the forbidden love between the heir to the throne and a commoner

>>29780579
>Reverse harem
Eewww.

>>29780554
watch homosexuality be perfectly acceptable in this country, and real 'forbidden love' being frowned upon because of the health hazards involved

>>29780558
Psh, as if a pansy who can't protect himself is good enough for us.

>>29780558
Isn't he supposed to be an annoying little snot? And like, 8 years younger than us?

>>29780604
I believe you mean, "aww yiss."

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>>29780476
You move to the shrine to Raev, crowned as always by a murder of crows. You kneel there, closing your eyes as you slide down to one knee, touching the earth with your fingertips as you lower your head in deference. You pray for Fate to guide you, and for her to recognize you are here for a job and desire no tangling of relationships - for the sake of the kingdom's stability above all.

You feel wings brush your shoulders, and smile. Ah, she heard. You rise, cricking your neck and getting out of the way for a young man. He nods to you and makes his prayer. As he rises, he turns to you. He's handsome, in a scholarly sense.
"Welcome to Central." he says. "You're something of a new face to this shrine."

"You know everyone who stops by?"

"Most worshippers of Raev are out in the Wilds or small towns." he explains. "Mostly people around here prefer Law." he nods to a small, miniature ivory pillar, an opposite to Raev's black marble obelisk. "My name's Rikard. I'm a priest of the Lady." he says. You shake his hand. "What brings you to this fair city?"

"I'm..."

>I'm Annelin, here for a job.
>I'm Mistal, here for a job.
>Writein

>>29780400
It means the swordlady is going to go with the prince.

And they will have BDSM relation, switching dom/sub

>>29780640
>I'm Annelin, here for a job.
He doesn't seem like the type to follow the dueling circuit.

>>29780640
>I'm Annelin, here for a job.

>>29780631
Forbidden love

>>29780640
>I'm Annelin, here for a job.

>>29780640
>>I'm Annelin, here for a job.

>>29780640
>I'm Annelin, I'm here for a job.

>>29780640
>>I'm Annelin, here for a job.

I think we just met our first Bro for this quest.

>>29780640
>I'm Annelin, here for a job.

"desire no tangling of relationships"
poor MC, thinking you have a choice there

>>29780640
"Just passing through."

>>29780680
femdom, nobles and commoners intermingling and /ss/ are all probably pretty forbidden
soon the prince shall be the first member of our harem

>>29780640
>Writein

"Just passing through."

>>29780697
>>29780696
>>29780687
>>29780686
>>29780683
>>29780671
>>29780664
Writing.

>>29780640
>Praying to the god of forbidden love asking to avoid romantic entanglement
We're kind of naive.

>>29780640
>I'm Annelin, here for a job.

>>29780680
Not, as long as we stay as a mistress without any legal protections or assurances against his mistreatment of our children then it should be A-OK. We just aren't allowed to marry him since that union will by necessity be political and for the good of the kingdom. I was just confused as to why'd we be interested in the first place.

>>29780737
to be fair, Fate will probably make sure that romance doesn't interfere with our job, which is basically what we asked. After all, if we had to pick between the job and love, we might not pick love. Give us both though...

>>29780737
Not really. It's like praying to Pele not to destroy your home or cover your loved ones with lava. Gods of a thing have the power of making that thing happen to you OR preventing that thing from happening to you.

>>29780640
>Sekien no Ignanock
>character designs from "What a Beautiful ****" series
I am okay with this.

>>29780748
I'd be okay with being a mistress if it's pulled off like Paul-Muad'Dib and Chani.

>>29780812
>Chani
Shit, perfect role model for this character right there.

>>29780735
"I'm Annelin. Just here for a job." you say. He raises an eyebrow as he looks you over.

"Must be one hell of a job."

You sigh.
"It's rough work, sure." you admit. A little tingle in the back of your head reminds you - until your official installation, you probably shouldn't let people find out the old guard is dead.

He nods.
"I'll pray for you. New work is always fraught with danger and nervousness. Mayhaps you will find your day brighter with Raev watching over you."

"I thought she was always associated with the night?"

"Mmmmn, in some senses." he admits. The black marble of her shrine is supposed to emulate a starry night sky, for example. And her greatest story involved bringing together a pair of lovers under the stars. "She does like the night."

"You speak as if from personal experience."

He smiles a little I-know-something-you-don't-know smile, then nods.
"It does sound like that, doesn't it...?" he asks. "Ah. Are you perhaps looking for a place to stay? There is a spare room in our church. No charge."

>I'd very much like that, thank you.
>I'm staying at an Inn, but thank you.
>I'm planning on staying at the castle, but
>>In case they deny me boarding, I'll be back here.
>>I'll be at the inn even if they deny me there, so thanks, but no thanks.
>Writein

>>29780891
No. We must sleep on the streets.
If we cannot deal with extreme situations, then we are not fit to be a guard.

>>29780891
"I'd very much like that, thank you."

>>29780891
>"I'm staying at an inn, but thank you."

>>29780891
>>I'm staying at an Inn, but thank you.

>>29780891
"I'm not sure how my day's going to go, but if I don't get time to book a room at the inn, I'll make sure to take you up on your offer."

>>29780891
>I'm staying at an Inn, but thank you.

>>29780891
>I'm planning on staying at the castle, but
>>I'll be at the inn even if they deny me there, so thanks, but no thanks.

Rolled 50

>>29780891
>I'd very much like that, thank you.

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>>29780891
>I'm planning on staying at the castle, but
>>I'll be at the inn even if they deny me there, so thanks, but no thanks.

Maybe, my employer might be giving me board.

>>29780958
>>29780978
>>29780986

>Wanting too pay for things

Where's your adventurers soul?

>>29780891
>>I'm planning on staying at the castle, but
>>>In case they deny me boarding, I'll be back here.

>>29780891
>I'm staying at an Inn, but thank you.

>>29780891
>>29780939
Agreed.
But failing that.

>>29780891
>>>Castle
>>>I'll be at the inn even if they deny me there, so thanks, but no thanks.

>>29781087
I'd much rather the free boarding from the castle anon, but my DM has screwed me over enough times to be wary of accepting charity from strangers without getting to know them first. Even if they are a priest and seem pleasant enough.

>>29781087
Not in a synagogue, yah fuckin' jew.

>>29781105
>>29780978
>>29780958
>>29780951
>>29780986
>>29781105
>>29781146

Writing to combine.

How honorable are we?
Because if we were just doing tournaments or pit-fighting I think we should look at this job as a meal-ticket.

Since we're a warrior, fuck being romanced.
WE'RE the ones who'll woo somebody if we want them.
Like a real ma- I mean woman.

>>29781253
Here, here!

>>29781253
No. We are a guard and the prince is already known as a snot-nosed playboy. No need to be his soul mate.

>>29781302
That's what I mean.
Fuck that, we sord and take who we want when we want them.

Not fall weak at the knees to him.

>>29781253
>if we want them.
>>29781302
Read/

>>29781302
>We are a guard and the prince is already known as a snot-nosed playboy.
Chicks dig the snot-nosed playboys.

We brawl and fight.
We need some scars, a missing tooth, maybe a bent nose.
Like, we're pretty. Or rather, we used to be pretty and if you look hard you can see it. But you're still scared of the alpha bitch.

>>29781360
Nah, she's so good she never get's injured.

>>29781360
We need a dick

Find the nearest flesh mage

>>29781360
>>29781381
>not wanting to be a nearly pristine with deep scars on her belly and back that she blushes and tries to cover when her lover sees.
Top kek, plebs.

>>29781360
So we're redheaded, we've got freckles, sky blue eyes... but then we have a crooked nose, scarred hands, a rather large slash across our right cheekbone.

>>29781171
"Ah, well..." you manage, "I'm going to the castle to see if they'll let me sleep there as a member of the help."

"Ah, and if they don't?"

"I have an inn in mind." you say. A friend of a friend had recommended it. Granted, it was after you served him his posterior properly and publicly, but Jimmy was always nice about that. You rub your side. Damnable maces. "Sorry, I don't mean to snub you."

He waves a hand.
"Don't worry overmuch." he says. "I have company anyway." he turns to leave, and you head to the castle.

Ah - the castle. A massive monument to the power of mankind. With bricks quarried by Ogre strength, architecture devised by Alvin scholars, designs traced by Dra artists, and furnished by Appal woodworkers and smithies.
Truly, a wonder of man. You shake your head. Man had, after all, united those peoples under the banner, red and bloody as it was, of the Human Central Empire. And it was all done in less than five years across a whole continent. You admire the tactics and the speed of the campaign, if nothing else. You scowl a little as you step inside, walking across stone walkways to the gate proper. The castle itself sits apart from the town, on a squat pillar of natural stone - a mountain sheared in half and torn apart by magecraft.

An older gentleman sits at a desk in the lobby, humming to himself and adjusting small reading spectacles. It seems to take an eternity for him to notice you, so you clear your throat. You almost smile as he jumps, papers scattering all over. When he finally settles down, he blinks at you.

"Mistral. You're here early."

>"I know. I came to look the place over a bit."
>>"...And I was wondering if I could ask for some lodging tonight?"
>"I seem to be at a disadvantage here, sir...?"
>"I know. I was hoping to get things done quickly, if his Majesty has time."
>Writein

>>29781397
female Vash the Stampede?
Seconding the fuck out of this idea

>>29781415
>"I know. I was hoping to get things done quickly, if his Majesty has time."

>>29781400
Works for me.
>>29781397
I could deal with that. No scars on the back though.
We never give our back.

>>29781381
That's mary sue. She'd get nicked up like hell until she got that good.
>>29781423
>>29781415
>"I know. I was hoping to get things done quickly, if his Majesty has time."

hellll yeah

>>29781415
>"I seem to be at a disadvantage here, sir...?"

>>29781400
Freckles are a sign that god hates you.

>>29781415
>"I know. I came to look the place over a bit."
>"I seem to be at a disadvantage here, sir...?"

Combine I guess

>>29781415
>I'm afraid you have me at a disadvantage, sir...?

>>29781400
I would say we should be missing an eye but that would only be for interest of my extremely specific eyepatch fetish

>>29781415
>writein
"It's better to be early than late, sir."

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>>29781481

This

>>29781464
>>29781443
>>29781446

Writing.

>>29781675
No Trip?

>under 15min between announcement and update
Did you have this session pre-planned in some way?

>>29781764
Some quests run even faster... But I'm impressed with OP's quality and speed so far.

Good on you, OP.

>Good quest ahead
>We are a woman

Fucking A, why would you want to play as a vagina, you fucking trannies. I can't identify as a vagina.

>>29781830
I can only identify as a vagina. It's a disorder.

>>29781675
Well, that was embarrassing.

"I seem to be at a disadvantage, sir...?"

"Ah! My apologies. I am William. I am the Royal Assistant, you see, I keep his affairs in order and make certain everything is shipshape, top to bottom!" he says with a great deal of pride.

"I mostly came to look around, but if there's time I would like to get things done as soon as possible."

"Ah. Well. Let me give you a bit of a tour..."

Like most castles, it was built wing by wing - first the main hall, lobby, and the throne room, then the royal chambers, then the praetorian chambers, then the worker chambers. Those comprised the core of the Castle. From there, to the west, one could go to the city. North from the centre of the castle was the kitchens, storerooms, and wine cellar. To the south sat the gardens and the stables. And finally, to the east, the guest chambers and similar, like a miniature additional castle. It takes ten minutes to fully cross, and by the end of the tour, William looks quite tired.

"With all that said, my lady, your accommadations will be with the rest of the Praetorian Guard." he says, "The royal family is, sadly, out today, on holiday. While I am acting in his stead for most matters, he expressed a strong desire to meet you in person. I hear you had a long trip. I think I can afford to shelter you for the day." he says with a kind smile. "Would you like a bath sent up?" he asks. "And if you've any additional questions, do not hesitate to ask!"

>Yes, please.
>No, thank you.
>(Questions?)
>Writein

>>29781830
Who cares.
Variety is good anon

>>29781856
Check your privilege, then.

>>29781859
>>Yes, please.

>>29781830
Identify with the brain, not the vagine.

>>29781859
>Yes, please

>>29781859
>Yes, please.
>(Questions?)
The arrangements for our introduction, obviously.

>>29781859
>Yes, please.

>>29781859
>Yes, please.
ask him if there are any particular places of interest in the city, and what to expect when meeting the prince

>>29781859
Where are the nubile slave boys

>>29781859
"A bath? Yes, that'd be most appreciated, thank you."

>>29781859
>>(Questions?)

Can we keep a pet?

>>29781925
I was hoping it would be PGQ without waifu wars and with good, satisfying, honest powergaming.
Now it's yet again another 'impersonate a strong wymmyn quest'.

I'm bitching but i'll still follow, because I want us to get fucked by strong hard critter cocks.

>>29782109
why can't there be good, satisfying, honest powergaming while we're a woman?

>>29782109
You're a terrible person

>>29782109
Why are any of these options mutually exclusive?

>>29782109
Cool your jets, man. Why don't we just be a nymphomaniac and fuck everything regardless?

OP, would you equate the Human Empire closest to the Holy Roman Empire, the Frankish Empire, Persia, or Rome?

>>29782109
>powergaming
Don't take it too far or it gets retarded.

>>29782144
Because we will be too busy getting hit on, flirted with, kissed, hugged, molested, raped, tentacled, fucked, sucked on, threesomed, eaten on, lit on fire, played with, invited to participate to feminist rallies, until finally prince chad put his royal sword in us.

>>29781947
>>29781937
>>29781933
>>29781926
>>29781884
"Yes, please." you say with a little smile. "But first - a few questions?"

"Certainly." he says.

"I was wondering if pets are allowed?"

"Depends on what his Majesty allows." he says, shifting. "He hates cats, but rather likes hounds, for example."

"Ah... Any places in the city I should know?" you ask. He pulls out a map, and mumbles quietly, passing his hand over it a few times. A new one appears in a flash of light.
"Damn handy, that spell.." he mutters, as he marks a few locations. "Just north of Law Square in the center is a grand smithy run by an Appal known as Brightness On Shining Blade. Fine Appal, really." he says with a nod. "South of it is the Church Square. All the shrines and churches are gathered there. Near to west of the square is the Arena here." he says. "That's all I know of."

"You go there often?"

"Actually, I watch long. I was the one who scouted you." he says sheepishly. "Your match against Dooran was spectacular."

Ah. A magic user of Fire Conjuration. You rode your shield on a pillar of flame to leap down and pierce his side.

You head up to the room assigned and wait - a young lady delivers your bath soon enough.

Ah, magically heated water. You slide out of your armor and wash yourself, red hair falling over hard shoulders. You have a fair number of scars, one across your back, and one across the back of your hand. Another crosses your lips, and a fourth bisects your ear. The arena was bad for that, healing magic always scars but if you want multiple matches in a week... Well.

You relax as you sit on the bed and dry your hair, soon enough gathering into your full armor again when you hear a crash from the hallway. The window...?

>Arm up! Someone's trying to invade!
>Arm up, but be cautious.
>Look outside.
>Ignore it.

>>29782281
>Not stabbing the first fucker who tries
It's like you don't even understand.

>>29782288
>Arm up! Someone's trying to invade!
Barbarians at the doorstep!

>>29782288
>Arm up, but be cautious.

>>29782288
>Arm up! Someone's trying to invade!
IT'S THE VANDALS! Quick, to the walls!

>>29782288
>Arm up, but be cautious

>>29782288
>Arm up, but be cautious

>>29782302
That's what I said. Totally unrealistic, even by fantasy standards.

>>29782288
grab spear just in case, look outside
we're in the castle, so we should be fine, but we might have to stab a bitch

>>29782288
>Arm up! Someone's trying to invade!
Run outside, sword at the ready, itching for BLOOD.

>>29782288
>>Arm up, but be cautious.

>>29782288
>Look outside.

>>29782288
>Arm up but be cautious.
The principle isn't home yet, so we can afford to not go stab happy.

>>29782362
>*spear
Fixed that for you

>>29782398
>*spear and fist
Fixed that for you

>>29782411
>*spear, fists and shield
Double fixed

>>29782411
And spike boots. Or are they on at all time?

>>29782390
>>29782364
>>29782343
>>29782334
>>29782320
Writing.

>>29782398
God damn, I'm such a dumb nigga.

>>29782434
>*spear, fists, shield, and boots of +1 curbstomping
further fixed in case we encounter plebians

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>>29782451
You strap on your spiked sabatons and gauntlets, pick up your spear and shield, and step outside angrily.

Only to find a blond, clueless face look up at you. In unison, you scream:
"INVADERS!"

There's an awkward pause as recognition sets in for you. Though you imagine the Prince has no idea who you are as he steps down from the window and draws his longsword, holding it in a...

er...

His stance is so terrible, you can't even tell what form he's trying to go for - his legs are open to attack, he has no shield, but his free hand is raised, his sword is almost overhead, and he looks very, very nervous.

"Sire." you say, going to one knee. "I am Mistral. I am going to be your bodyguard, but I was allowed to stay -"

"Liar!" he shouts, in a voice you imagine is rather charismatic under other circumstances, but is nervous and afraid in this one. You catch it on your shield -
>Perk activated: Willing Iron
- And push it away, embedding it solidly in the wall. He tries to pull it out.

"Sire, calm yourself. What are you even doing here? If you want to verify my story, you're free to downstairs, but... Did you climb in the window? How?"

He finally pulls the sword free, frowning at the gouge in the wall that steadily heals itself. He tosses his hair with a sigh.
"Practice, my dear."

Distantly, you hear cries of anger from below the window. You peer outside to see a balding man in pants and an apron shaking a fist and yelling about daughters. You look back at the Prince, who whistles and scratches the back of his head.

"I'm not your 'dear'." you manage. He looks maybe 18, tops. "Why are you back early, again?"

"Because... Well, I have my reasons! Royal reasons. Secret."

>Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this.
>Right. Well, you head to your room while I talk to William.
>Okay. Sure. Run along now.
>Writein

>>29782730
>Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this.

>>29782730
>>Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this.

>>29782730
>Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this.

>>29782730
>Right. Well, you head to your room while I talk to William.

>>29782730
>Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this.

>>29782730
>Right. Well, you head to your room while I talk to William.

>>29782730
>Okay. Sure. Run along now.

>>29782730
>>Right. Well, you head to your room while I talk to William.
btw who the hell is William?

>>29782730
Right. Well come along creeper, let's go find William

>>29782730
>Right. William will sort this out. After you, your 'highness'.

>>29782877
>creeper
He probably had consent, just not from the father.

>>29782880
This

>>29782730
>Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this.

>>29782824
See >>29781859

>>29782730
he's so dreamy..

>>29782994
Yeah I hate him already

>>29782994
If he ever makes a move on us we need to pull the "ara, you want this old scarred body?"

>>29782730
now i know how Karel feels..

>>29783015
And then slap him with the gauntlet

>>29783015
Or the
"ara ara, omae wa mou shindeiru"

>>29783015
Followed immediately by "Do try to survive this." putting him in a submission hold and choking him the fuck out. He will never know whether or not we did anything to him.

>>29783069
No moon runes, and I don't care if it's written with normal letters or not

>>29783015
No, we just give him a flat, empty stare.

>>29783082
and he will want to do it again anyway

>>29783122
good
we can have a royal gimp

>>29783103
I didn't mean it literally anon.

>>29783122
i don't mind... maybe it'll be fun.

>>29783131
At first she'll be dom, but later on she'll teach him to man up so they can change roles every now and then
they'll also make the dungeon much more fun

>>29782770
>>29782785
>>29782789
>>29782792
"Right. Well. Let's go talk to William and see what to do about this, yeah?" you ask.
"There's nothing to be done." the prince asserts, his tone royal, now. "I'm home, secure, and-"

A stone strikes the window, which has already repaired itself. It goes to work again. "Right. To William, then." he relents, as you lead the way. "...Have you a name?"

"My arena name is Mistral. For now, that's all that needs to be exchanged between us, Sire." you say stiffly as you lead him to the lobby. William visibly sighs as Hile tries to justify splitting off from the royal party on holiday.

Eventually...

"It was a woman, wasn't it? Did you at least remember her name so we can send an apology?"

"Er... Things were rather, uhm, passionate, and... Well, one thing lead to another, you see, and..."

"You didn't even get her name, sire?"

"Nnnnno." he says, laughing nervously.

"...Just head up to your room, sire." he grumbles. "Your father will hear of this. Hile waves it off as he leaves.

"Damn fool boy! I was but a scribe when he was born, and he was a menace even then! Keeping her lady up at all hours! Bless her heart, she never wanted a nursemaid, very dutiful, but damnation if he didn't make her tempted."

"Is he always like that?"

"Oh, yes, yes. Very much so." William says. "Well, in the abscence of the king, and no guard, I'm afraid I will have to issue you the paired rings now." he grumbles. "Congratulations, you are now a guardian of the Hile royal line," he says, putting a ring in your hand. "Should the sire ever come to harm, the ring will heat. Any further harm will have you teleported in a few seconds. Do try and be prepared at all times, or remove it when you are... less than decent. More than once the last one had to fight off magi without his armor, or less."

>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)
>I'll deliver him his ring.
>Can you deliver that ring for me, William?
>Writein

>I'll deliver him his ring.
It's best we get used to one another.

>>29783194
>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)

>>29783194
>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)
>I'll deliver him his ring.

>>29783194

>Any further harm will have you teleported in a few seconds.

Holy shit, that's awesome.

>I'll deliver him his ring.

>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)

>>29783194
>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)
>I'll deliver him his ring.
Both

>>29783194
>>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)

>>29783194
>Do try and be prepared at all times, or remove it when you are... less than decent.
Let's wear it all the time. Then we can kill assassins in the buff.

>>29783194
>Speaking of the old guard... (investigate)
>I'll deliver him his ring.
that is literally the best enchantment I have ever heard for a bodyguard item. Good on you OP