you know the drill /tg/, lets have a good saturday in this here civ thread
>>29775921Voting for Minotaur in a Swamp
>>29776025like to drown huh
>>29775921I'm voting for Goblins in a Tundra.
1 minotaur1 goblin
>>29776100Fuck it, let's go with that
1 minotaur2 goblins
human, nobody ever does human
1 minotaur1 human2 goblins
hello everyone2 minotaur2 goblin1 human1 demon
>>29776640>>29776639>>29776100>>29776226looks like goblins win, taking votes on location now
>>29776649seconding swampwe bog-lings now
>>29776649>LocationCity, Goblins play the same in all terrain.
>>29776649Woo! Gobos!To get this going I'm just going to go with Swamp too.
Rolled 48>>29776649Moon.............Just kidding, City
>>29776709*Hits with newspaper*We do not speak of those dark and very recent times.
For months, the [Goblin Tribe Name] has been living scattered around the various swamps in the area. [Goblin Shaman Leader Name] has unified all, and ever since, the tribe has never been stronger.>StatsPopulation: 20 GoblinsFood Supply: AdequateWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsMorale: AdequateDiplomatic Relations: None>Take any action you want right now, rolling is not necessary for everything.
>>29776521Humans are boring as fuck and we are already Human, fuck that.
>>29776833>Procure foodIf we're going to build our goblin legion then we have to be able to feed it.
>>29776833Tribe name: Gorlnashleader name: Porleh
Gorlnash Hunters are asked with the job to find food for the growing Goblin population. After trudging through the swamps, they find a bear and spring a trap. The Hunters slaughter the bear with arrows along with the cubs found from following the tracks. Various plants and mushrooms are also found along the way. A successful hunt.Depending on the actions, there will be about 3-5 updates before a new "day" happens.>StatsPopulation: 20 GoblinsFood Supply: ExcellentWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsMorale: GoodDiplomatic Relations: None
>>29777011Start training 10 gobs to use our weapons
>>29777011Do we have anyone that has any apothecary abilities? the herbs and other things in our swamp can be a big advantage. if we don't I vote apothecary research
>>29777011Have Porleh begin praying to the Fire Spirits of the Swamp for power.
Porleh, Head Shaman and Tribe Leader, organizes the further training of many Goblins in fighting techniques with all of their weapons for better fighting techniques.Meanwhile, Hunters begin studying the fungi and herbs they brought back from their journey. Some appear not to be edible so they are dissected for further inspection. Research towards utilizing nearby flora for means other than food begins, although at a rather slow pace. >StatsPopulation: 20 GoblinsFood Supply: ExcellentWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsMorale: GoodDiplomatic Relations: None>Ongoing EventsAlchemy Research
>>29777129Could also hunt for the Hag queen
>>29777140as a shaman, what are Porleh's abilities? does he have an animal companion? any elemental control?
>>29777198fire magic, can "speak" to fire, connection to spirits
>>29777218Alright for our actions I vote we have some goblins go around the swamp for interesting things.swamp spirits could be helpful
>>29777255Swamp Exploration, sounds good.
>>29777278Agreed. Lets have a look around.
Porleh begins deep meditation to try and converse with the spirits who have granted him power. The Fire Spirits of the Swamp heed his call, but in blurry messages and cryptic symbols. More time will be needed.The remaining Goblins who aren't doing anything important are sent out to explore the swamps to help aid in Porleh's commune with the Beyond. The travels extend deep in to the night with the help of Porleh reaching out between worlds and illuminating the swamp with a fiery haze so the Goblins can navigate. One thing stands out against the bland swamp landscape dotted with plants and fungi. A mysterious obelisk jutting out of the murky and muddy water.>StatsPopulation: 25 GoblinsFood Supply: GoodWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsMorale: GoodDiplomatic Relations: None>Ongoing EventsAlchemy ResearchWeapon TrainingFire Spirit Meditation
>>29777412GET TO THAT OBELISK TO THE VOID WE GO!
what happened to everybody did they died
>>29777412Poke the obelisk with a pointy stick. Meanwhile, how're we doing on Alchemy?
>>29777539no idea, I AINT LEAVIN FOR NOTHING!
>>29777412Head to the obelisk
One of the Goblins decides to poke the Obelisk with a stick off the ground. Nothing happens.Alchemy research back at the tribe camp grinds to a halt. Hunters have figured out how to extract the essence from their inedible findings during their earlier trip, but all they have come discovered is that they can make liquids out of the plants after enough time. The Goblins are reluctant to test the liquid however, as if they couldn't be eaten then the solution surely couldn't be safe to ingest.>StatsPopulation: 25 GoblinsFood Supply: GoodWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsMorale: GoodDiplomatic Relations: None>Ongoing EventsWeapon TrainingFire Spirit Meditation
>>29777664Have one rather...curious and sadistic goblin push the boundaries of PLANTOLOGY and forcefeed this solution to a small animal.Who knows what will happen~
>>29777664We should have some sort of main building, a place where Porleh can do his thang and we can have amore controlled place to test out apothecary endeavors
>>29777664Upgrade settlement and breed would be good.
One of the Hunters brings a small pig to test the new creation. The Goblins tie it down and force feed the solution to the pig. Nothing superficial changes, but the pig starts to choke and dies shortly after ingesting the new poison. Alchemy get!The Goblins at the Obelisk, through orders given by Porleh's commune with the Swamp Spirits take camp there until some new plan arises in regards to the situation.Gorlnash Warriors begin to fortify their footholds in the swamp by building large huts and expanding the living quarters for all goblins. With a new generation of Goblins entering the fray, intense breeding begins once more.>StatsPopulation: 35 GoblinsFood Supply: AdequateWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsMorale: Slightly RestlessDiplomatic Relations: None>Ongoing EventsBreedingFortifying>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracks
>>29777891See if we can find any other tribes or races around maybe scout the north?just throwing out directions.
>>29777891Take the Obelisk back to camp.Scout to the west and south.
>>29777891Procure more food.Do we have any relatively old/decrepit goblins? If so have one of them touch the obelisk.
>>29777891Start soaking our weapons in this new poison, and call this new poison Pigchoker
>>29777953I imagine the thing is fucking huge>>29777891wait sorry so Porleh has completed his tuning with the spirits? if so what has this given us functionally?
>>29777943>>29777953I'm okay with scouting, but we should choose one direction. I propose south, and only south.Send 5-8 gobs to the south. They should carry a bit of that poison. It seems efficient.Touch the obelisk ?
>>29777891we gotta destroy somethinglike these stupid trees over there
>>29777994>PigchokerGotta be cooler than that. Try BoarsBane.
>>29778038I second that.
Porleh connects with the Goblins at the Obelisk and order them to return it to the camp. After some hours of digging through mud and heavy lifting, it is returned to the camp. Porleh's meditation with the Fire Spirits have instilled upon him more command over the elements and broader lay of the land in reference to the swamps. Mental search reveals that the Goblins are alone in the swamp.Meanwhile, a handful of Scouts are sent off south an attempt to find any other tribes or settlements. The Goblins are getting restless, and many take out their anger on beating nearby trees.Hunters scrounge for the plants and fungi use to re-create their poison, now named Pigchoker. Goblins are now becoming specifically trained for alchemy and mass production and study of all poisons and brews.>StatsPopulation: 35 GoblinsFood Supply: UnderwhelmingWeapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsPoison: Pigchoker (constricts airways)Morale: AdequateDiplomatic Relations: None>Ongoing EventsBreedingScouting>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracks
>>29778038seconding boarsbane>>29778023South works I just typed a random direction lol
>>29778101Does Porleh have spells? if not can he learn them? what's that process like? sorry I dont know much about the system bare with me >.<
>>29778101Scout west now.Train people to shoot/fire at once.
>>29778183fireballssummon fire elementalstuff like that, basic, just not some super firestorm vortex jizzcannon
>>29778101Procure more foo. If it isn't a goblin or poisonous, eat it.And let Porleh try some of his meditation under the obelisk.
>>29778101>>29778101Please call the poison boarsbane. It would be nice.Plant the obelisk in the center of the camp and study it.Upgrade settlement again.
>>29778199RESEARCH FIRESTORM VORTEX JIZZCANNONjk I vote we ask the spirits about a mine maybe? also we should cut down trees and start maybe bows n' arrows
>>29778101>Fifthing the namechange, Boarsbane is better.Go on a horrifying and amazing Great Hunt to bring the biggest beast possible back to the tribe.Celebrate with a Mass Orgy for population and morale
>>29778257Good enough. Dont forget we're goblins !!!
Rolled 50>>29778101Rolling to see if anything funny happens to the moon
>>29778257Oh I know, I fully expect causalities. ;P
>>29778295rofl I lurked your thread. Insane !
Porleh begins deep meditation with the Obelisk. Only time will tell what this will reveal. The Warchief begins training more and more Goblins in the art of fighting both with swords and spears.Hunters at the camp bring back hoards of edible and inedible plants and fungi. Wild hogs are also rounded up and shoved into pens to serve dually as potion testers and food sources. Scouts return from the South, some covered in blood with two or three of them missing. They bear news of a Centaur tribe resting in the Plains.>StatsPopulation: 50 GoblinsFood Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsPoison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)Morale: AdequateDiplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good)>Ongoing EventsBreedingScoutingSpirit CommuningPig Farming>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracks
>>29778295kek>>29778199turkle. do you have a twitter? alot of the hosts do and it would be nice in case this thing goes on over a couple of days
>>29778339only one for personal use. if i get a "big" following i guess i can make one later but for now i'm not going to mess with it.
>>29778334Ready men for a raid, train in synchronized fireing.
>>29778334make boys wear hogs heads as helmets, we'll look intimidating
>>29778334So we won't have to crave for food for long. Good !Damn proud centaurs, they think they can beat us, just 'cuz they're brave, proud and shit ? Let's wear hogs heads as helmet, and raid their camp. Think about the loot ! And glory !
>>29778334Prepare for war (synchronized fireing, armor up).Then send a raid to the centaur camp. Stealth attack at night.
>>29778487Yes, this!Have a ceremony beforehand, sacrifice a few boars and a young virgin goblin to the fire for a blessing from our Fire Spirit Benefactors
Many flock to Porleh and wait for him to awaken from his meditation. Unfortunately, he is still locked in with the Obelisk.While the tribe has been training for many months, none have ever faced anything more fearsome than a mother bear or a swamp crocodile. Eager for war and filled with bloodlust, the Warchief holds the Goblins back and orders them to focus more on training. Synchronized firing techniques become a main priority. Crafters fashion armor out of the skin of boars.>StatsPopulation: 50 GoblinsFood Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsArmor: BoarskinPoison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)Morale: BloodthirstyDiplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Centaurs (War)>Ongoing EventsBreedingScoutingSpirit CommuningPig Farming>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracksHey all, some friends want me to head out for lunch and do some things with them and unfortunately I'm going to go ahead and accept. I'll be back on later tonight if I have time so we can carry out Goblin Conquest. Should I archive the thread just in case?
>Living in a swamp.>Leader has fire magic.Did we just make the Goblin Pyromancers of the Great Swamp /tg/?
>>29778555Alright! Have fun buddy!Sure, can never be too careful. >>29778569You bet your anonymous ass we did.
>>29778569should have been insects for quelaag
>>29778334Make shields out of planks of woodAlso make a wall around our camp
>>29778555Wait for Porleh to wake up from his meditation. Ask hiw what he has seen, what do the spirits want from us ? Maybe kill the centaurs.Continue training. Soak arrows in boarsbane. Sacrifice boars and virgins in fire.Breed.
>>29778555Sure archive it, this quest has barely started and it's already awesome. Btw, we should have porleh take on an apprentice when he's done with the obelisk. Don't want his knowledge to be lost if he should die for some reason.
>>29778555Have fun, buddy !
>>29778720There's two civ threads, other one about orks or something, doesn't look too entertaining.if anyone's willing, I can run one, and we can stop when turkle gets back
>>29779059>Doesn't look too entertaining
>>29779262Okay, fair enough, my own opinion. People can enjoy what they want. Maybe I'll read more into it. Ignore me for now.
Porleh finally awakens from his meditation and the Obelisk develops an aura of flame. Wooden stakes are radially arranged around it as per Porleh's orders. The fiery aura passes to the stakes and envelops them in a permanent blaze. Goblins on their deathbed are sacrificed to the Fire Spirits to ascend mortality and please the Gods of the Beyond.Porleh is informed of the situation with the Centaurs and at begins taking apprentices to pass on his knowledge of magics and the spiritual arts.Garlnosh Alchemists begin instructing the proper usage of Boarsbane on weapons. Unfortunately it is near useless on our swords as the larger the creature is, the longer it takes for it to take affect. Archers dip their arrows in Boarsbane and practice firing on moving targets by hunting in the swamps.Porleh states that the Obelisk has granted him the ability to communicate unhindered and at any time with the spirits of Fire and the spirits of the Swamp. Sacrifices are needed to maintain the bond with the Beyond, and in turn we may receive their boon.The scouts reveal as much info as they were able to learn about the Centaur tribe. Unfortunately, it wasn't much. About six feet tall, fast, and favoring melee weapons. Fortunately the scouts were not followed but the Centaurs did see them flee north.>StatsPopulation: 60 GoblinsFood Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsArmor: BoarskinPoison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)Morale: BloodthirstyDiplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)>Ongoing EventsBreedingSacrificingPig FarmingWar Training>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracksEverflame ObeliskTraining GroundsPig Farm
bump hopefully i didnt lose everyone
>>29782439>>29782678Nope. Start up the war party. We'll stealthily attack under the cover of darkness.
The time for war has come. Nearly every able-bodied Goblin has joined the war party, with only a few being left behind to make sure our territory is safe. Garlnosh Tribe sets out for war.The sun has set across the plains and now the only thing leading the way is Porleh's inner fire and his connection with the Beyond. The Centaur Tribe is in sight. No movement can be seen apart from one or two scouts patrolling the perimeter. Our Goblins stand ready behind the cover of a hill, waiting to strike.>StatsPopulation: 60 GoblinsFood Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsArmor: BoarskinPoison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)Morale: BloodthirstyDiplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)>Ongoing EventsBreedingSacrificingPig FarmingWar Training>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracksEverflame ObeliskTraining GroundsPig Farm
>>29782912>The sun has setForward to glory!
>>29782912killing aside, are our pigs fast? maybe we can ride them
>>29782912How many centaurs are there?
Glory beckons to clan Garlnosh. Porleh shares his vision across his Goblins, illuminating the battlefield and showing the path to glory. The archers raise their bows and notch their arrows soaked in Boarsbane and let them fly across the night sky. Screams echo from the camp and a horn resounds across the soon to be battlefield. The pounding of Centaur hooves quake the ground beneath the feet of our Goblins as they notch more arrows and fire them in unison. Centaurs fall down, some killed by the arrows and some facing a more gruesome death of choking to death. Arrows hail back against the Garlnosh and pierce their heads and hearts. Fiery wisps raise out of their bodies and up in to the sky.>StatsPopulation: 60~ GoblinsFood Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsArmor: BoarskinPoison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)Morale: BloodthirstyDiplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)>Ongoing EventsBreedingSacrificingPig FarmingWar >BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracksEverflame ObeliskTraining GroundsPig Farm
>>29782912you know any story involving goblins can only end one way
>>29783257Try to get a read on the differences in numbers of fighters and battle strength.
>>29783257How powerful is Porleh's fire magic? If he can, conjure a fire wall either behind the centaurs to prevent them escaping or in front of them if they decide to charge the Goblins.
Garlnosh Warriors hurl their spears into the legs of the Centaurs as they charge with obscured vision into the night horizon. Porleth remains in the back, giving all of his Goblins perfect view of the battlefield. Scouts reveal that the Centaurs number about ~40 with nearly all of them ready for war. The battle ahead will surely be fierce.Archers let off another volley, felling more Centaurs. As with any battle, casualties occur on both sides. Our melee fighters are cleaved by the glistening battleaxes wielded by the Centaurs. The war continues, with skirmishes taking place all over.Goblins Remaining: ~50Centaurs Remaining: ~28>StatsPopulation: 60~ GoblinsFood Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing SpearsArmor: BoarskinPoison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)Morale: BloodthirstyDiplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)>Ongoing EventsBreedingSacrificingPig FarmingWar>BuildingsShaman TempleLiving QuartersAlchemy HutBarracksEverflame ObeliskTraining GroundsPig Farm
>>29783488Tactical Retreat. Hide behind the hill, as the centaurs come over to kill, then hop up from where they lie and chop the centaur's legs off. Dat easy victory.
>>29783488Also, back in the village, the ones left behind get to work on improving armor. Hmm, maybe they could harden the leather, somehow?
>>29783488Lets see what this fire elemental of Porleh can doby the way I just got back and HOLY SHIT GUYS all out war! cooooool
>>29783488When they're dead, grab the battleaxes and train a heavy trooper goblins team with better armor and axes, and we can roll em out as our special forces.
>>29783488I really don't want this thread to die!bumppp
Is there even anyone left? What happened to OP?
>>29787581Lurken like a kracken
This thread over here got revived, we Russians now>>29784767
>>29787742>>29787581>>29787161op here nobody replied so i just left so i made some plans for the rest of the night i'll revive the thread tomorrow thanks for supporting!
>>29788039Got it Turk, any specific time you planning on starting up?
>>297881073-4 PM central
>>29788249Alright, I'll be here. Later.