>>29775921
Voting for Minotaur in a Swamp

>>29776025
like to drown huh

>>29775921
I'm voting for Goblins in a Tundra.

1 minotaur
1 goblin

>>29776100
Fuck it, let's go with that

1 minotaur
2 goblins

human, nobody ever does human

1 minotaur
1 human
2 goblins

>>29775921
Voting minotaur

Demon

hello everyone
2 minotaur
2 goblin
1 human
1 demon

>>29776602
Human

>>29775921
Goblin

Goblin

>>29776640
>>29776639
>>29776100
>>29776226

looks like goblins win, taking votes on location now

>>29776649
Swamp.

>>29776649
Desert.

>>29776649
Swamp

>>29776649
seconding swamp

we bog-lings now

>>29776649
>Location
City, Goblins play the same in all terrain.

>>29776649
Woo! Gobos!

To get this going I'm just going to go with Swamp too.

Rolled 48

>>29776649
Moon
.............
Just kidding, City

>>29776709
*Hits with newspaper*
We do not speak of those dark and very recent times.

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>>29776709

For months, the [Goblin Tribe Name] has been living scattered around the various swamps in the area. [Goblin Shaman Leader Name] has unified all, and ever since, the tribe has never been stronger.

>Stats
Population: 20 Goblins
Food Supply: Adequate
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Morale: Adequate
Diplomatic Relations: None


>Take any action you want right now, rolling is not necessary for everything.

>>29776521
Humans are boring as fuck and we are already Human, fuck that.

>>29776833
>Procure food

If we're going to build our goblin legion then we have to be able to feed it.

>>29776833
Tribe name: Gorlnash
leader name: Porleh

Gorlnash Hunters are asked with the job to find food for the growing Goblin population. After trudging through the swamps, they find a bear and spring a trap. The Hunters slaughter the bear with arrows along with the cubs found from following the tracks. Various plants and mushrooms are also found along the way. A successful hunt.

Depending on the actions, there will be about 3-5 updates before a new "day" happens.
>Stats
Population: 20 Goblins
Food Supply: Excellent
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Morale: Good
Diplomatic Relations: None

>>29777011
Start training 10 gobs to use our weapons

>>29777011
Do we have anyone that has any apothecary abilities? the herbs and other things in our swamp can be a big advantage.

if we don't I vote apothecary research

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>>29777011
Have Porleh begin praying to the Fire Spirits of the Swamp for power.

Porleh, Head Shaman and Tribe Leader, organizes the further training of many Goblins in fighting techniques with all of their weapons for better fighting techniques.

Meanwhile, Hunters begin studying the fungi and herbs they brought back from their journey. Some appear not to be edible so they are dissected for further inspection. Research towards utilizing nearby flora for means other than food begins, although at a rather slow pace.


>Stats
Population: 20 Goblins
Food Supply: Excellent
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Morale: Good
Diplomatic Relations: None

>Ongoing Events
Alchemy Research

>>29777129
Could also hunt for the Hag queen

>>29777129
This

>>29777140
as a shaman, what are Porleh's abilities?

does he have an animal companion? any elemental control?

>>29777198
fire magic, can "speak" to fire, connection to spirits

>>29777218
Alright for our actions I vote we have some goblins go around the swamp for interesting things.

swamp spirits could be helpful

>>29777255
Swamp Exploration, sounds good.

>>29777278
Agreed. Lets have a look around.

Porleh begins deep meditation to try and converse with the spirits who have granted him power. The Fire Spirits of the Swamp heed his call, but in blurry messages and cryptic symbols. More time will be needed.

The remaining Goblins who aren't doing anything important are sent out to explore the swamps to help aid in Porleh's commune with the Beyond. The travels extend deep in to the night with the help of Porleh reaching out between worlds and illuminating the swamp with a fiery haze so the Goblins can navigate. One thing stands out against the bland swamp landscape dotted with plants and fungi. A mysterious obelisk jutting out of the murky and muddy water.

>Stats
Population: 25 Goblins
Food Supply: Good
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Morale: Good
Diplomatic Relations: None

>Ongoing Events
Alchemy Research
Weapon Training
Fire Spirit Meditation

>>29777412
GET TO THAT OBELISK

TO THE VOID WE GO!

what happened to everybody did they died

>>29777412
Poke the obelisk with a pointy stick.

Meanwhile, how're we doing on Alchemy?

>>29777539
no idea, I AINT LEAVIN FOR NOTHING!

>>29777412
Lick it.

>>29777412
Head to the obelisk

One of the Goblins decides to poke the Obelisk with a stick off the ground. Nothing happens.

Alchemy research back at the tribe camp grinds to a halt. Hunters have figured out how to extract the essence from their inedible findings during their earlier trip, but all they have come discovered is that they can make liquids out of the plants after enough time. The Goblins are reluctant to test the liquid however, as if they couldn't be eaten then the solution surely couldn't be safe to ingest.

>Stats
Population: 25 Goblins
Food Supply: Good
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Morale: Good
Diplomatic Relations: None

>Ongoing Events
Weapon Training
Fire Spirit Meditation

>>29777664
Breed.

>>29777664
Have one rather...curious and sadistic goblin push the boundaries of PLANTOLOGY and forcefeed this solution to a small animal.

Who knows what will happen~

>>29777664
We should have some sort of main building, a place where Porleh can do his thang and we can have amore controlled place to test out apothecary endeavors

>>29777664
Upgrade settlement and breed would be good.

One of the Hunters brings a small pig to test the new creation. The Goblins tie it down and force feed the solution to the pig. Nothing superficial changes, but the pig starts to choke and dies shortly after ingesting the new poison. Alchemy get!

The Goblins at the Obelisk, through orders given by Porleh's commune with the Swamp Spirits take camp there until some new plan arises in regards to the situation.

Gorlnash Warriors begin to fortify their footholds in the swamp by building large huts and expanding the living quarters for all goblins. With a new generation of Goblins entering the fray, intense breeding begins once more.
>Stats
Population: 35 Goblins
Food Supply: Adequate
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Morale: Slightly Restless
Diplomatic Relations: None

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Fortifying

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks

>>29777891
See if we can find any other tribes or races around maybe scout the north?

just throwing out directions.

>>29777891
Take the Obelisk back to camp.
Scout to the west and south.

>>29777891
Procure more food.

Do we have any relatively old/decrepit goblins? If so have one of them touch the obelisk.

>>29777891
Start soaking our weapons in this new poison, and call this new poison Pigchoker

>>29777953
I imagine the thing is fucking huge
>>29777891
wait sorry so Porleh has completed his tuning with the spirits? if so what has this given us functionally?

>>29777943
>>29777953
I'm okay with scouting, but we should choose one direction. I propose south, and only south.
Send 5-8 gobs to the south. They should carry a bit of that poison. It seems efficient.

Touch the obelisk ?

>>29777891
we gotta destroy something
like these stupid trees over there

>>29777994
>Pigchoker

Gotta be cooler than that. Try BoarsBane.

>>29778038
I second that.

Porleh connects with the Goblins at the Obelisk and order them to return it to the camp. After some hours of digging through mud and heavy lifting, it is returned to the camp.

Porleh's meditation with the Fire Spirits have instilled upon him more command over the elements and broader lay of the land in reference to the swamps. Mental search reveals that the Goblins are alone in the swamp.

Meanwhile, a handful of Scouts are sent off south an attempt to find any other tribes or settlements. The Goblins are getting restless, and many take out their anger on beating nearby trees.

Hunters scrounge for the plants and fungi use to re-create their poison, now named Pigchoker. Goblins are now becoming specifically trained for alchemy and mass production and study of all poisons and brews.

>Stats
Population: 35 Goblins
Food Supply: Underwhelming
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Poison: Pigchoker (constricts airways)
Morale: Adequate
Diplomatic Relations: None

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Scouting

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks

>>29778038
Nice.
thirding it

>>29778038
seconding boarsbane
>>29778023
South works I just typed a random direction lol

>>29778101
Does Porleh have spells? if not can he learn them? what's that process like? sorry I dont know much about the system bare with me >.<

>>29778101
Scout west now.
Train people to shoot/fire at once.

>>29778183
fireballs
summon fire elemental
stuff like that, basic, just not some super firestorm vortex jizzcannon

>>29778101
Procure more foo. If it isn't a goblin or poisonous, eat it.

And let Porleh try some of his meditation under the obelisk.

>>29778101
>>29778101
Please call the poison boarsbane. It would be nice.

Plant the obelisk in the center of the camp and study it.

Upgrade settlement again.

>>29778199
RESEARCH FIRESTORM VORTEX JIZZCANNON

jk I vote we ask the spirits about a mine maybe? also we should cut down trees and start maybe bows n' arrows

>>29778101

>Fifthing the namechange, Boarsbane is better.

Go on a horrifying and amazing Great Hunt to bring the biggest beast possible back to the tribe.

Celebrate with a Mass Orgy for population and morale

>>29778257
Good enough. Dont forget we're goblins !!!

Rolled 50

>>29778101
Rolling to see if anything funny happens to the moon

>>29778257
Oh I know, I fully expect causalities. ;P

>>29778295
rofl I lurked your thread. Insane !

Porleh begins deep meditation with the Obelisk. Only time will tell what this will reveal.

The Warchief begins training more and more Goblins in the art of fighting both with swords and spears.

Hunters at the camp bring back hoards of edible and inedible plants and fungi. Wild hogs are also rounded up and shoved into pens to serve dually as potion testers and food sources.

Scouts return from the South, some covered in blood with two or three of them missing. They bear news of a Centaur tribe resting in the Plains.


>Stats
Population: 50 Goblins
Food Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Poison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)
Morale: Adequate
Diplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good)

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Scouting
Spirit Communing
Pig Farming

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks

>>29778295
kek
>>29778199
turkle. do you have a twitter? alot of the hosts do and it would be nice in case this thing goes on over a couple of days

>>29778339
only one for personal use. if i get a "big" following i guess i can make one later but for now i'm not going to mess with it.

>>29778334
Ready men for a raid, train in synchronized fireing.

>>29778334
make boys wear hogs heads as helmets, we'll look intimidating

>>29778334
So we won't have to crave for food for long. Good !

Damn proud centaurs, they think they can beat us, just 'cuz they're brave, proud and shit ?
Let's wear hogs heads as helmet, and raid their camp.
Think about the loot ! And glory !

>>29778334
Prepare for war (synchronized fireing, armor up).

Then send a raid to the centaur camp. Stealth attack at night.

>>29778487
Yes, this!

Have a ceremony beforehand, sacrifice a few boars and a young virgin goblin to the fire for a blessing from our Fire Spirit Benefactors

Many flock to Porleh and wait for him to awaken from his meditation. Unfortunately, he is still locked in with the Obelisk.

While the tribe has been training for many months, none have ever faced anything more fearsome than a mother bear or a swamp crocodile. Eager for war and filled with bloodlust, the Warchief holds the Goblins back and orders them to focus more on training. Synchronized firing techniques become a main priority. Crafters fashion armor out of the skin of boars.

>Stats
Population: 50 Goblins
Food Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Armor: Boarskin
Poison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)
Morale: Bloodthirsty
Diplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Centaurs (War)

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Scouting
Spirit Communing
Pig Farming

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks

Hey all, some friends want me to head out for lunch and do some things with them and unfortunately I'm going to go ahead and accept. I'll be back on later tonight if I have time so we can carry out Goblin Conquest. Should I archive the thread just in case?

>Living in a swamp.
>Leader has fire magic.
Did we just make the Goblin Pyromancers of the Great Swamp /tg/?

>>29778555

Alright! Have fun buddy!

Sure, can never be too careful.

>>29778569
You bet your anonymous ass we did.

>>29778569
should have been insects for quelaag

>>29778334

Make shields out of planks of wood
Also make a wall around our camp

>>29778555
Wait for Porleh to wake up from his meditation. Ask hiw what he has seen, what do the spirits want from us ? Maybe kill the centaurs.

Continue training. Soak arrows in boarsbane. Sacrifice boars and virgins in fire.

Breed.

>>29778555
Sure archive it, this quest has barely started and it's already awesome. Btw, we should have porleh take on an apprentice when he's done with the obelisk. Don't want his knowledge to be lost if he should die for some reason.

>>29778555
Have fun, buddy !

>>29778720
There's two civ threads, other one about orks or something, doesn't look too entertaining.

if anyone's willing, I can run one, and we can stop when turkle gets back

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>>29779059
>Doesn't look too entertaining

>>29779262
Okay, fair enough, my own opinion. People can enjoy what they want. Maybe I'll read more into it. Ignore me for now.

Porleh finally awakens from his meditation and the Obelisk develops an aura of flame. Wooden stakes are radially arranged around it as per Porleh's orders. The fiery aura passes to the stakes and envelops them in a permanent blaze. Goblins on their deathbed are sacrificed to the Fire Spirits to ascend mortality and please the Gods of the Beyond.

Porleh is informed of the situation with the Centaurs and at begins taking apprentices to pass on his knowledge of magics and the spiritual arts.

Garlnosh Alchemists begin instructing the proper usage of Boarsbane on weapons. Unfortunately it is near useless on our swords as the larger the creature is, the longer it takes for it to take affect. Archers dip their arrows in Boarsbane and practice firing on moving targets by hunting in the swamps.

Porleh states that the Obelisk has granted him the ability to communicate unhindered and at any time with the spirits of Fire and the spirits of the Swamp. Sacrifices are needed to maintain the bond with the Beyond, and in turn we may receive their boon.

The scouts reveal as much info as they were able to learn about the Centaur tribe. Unfortunately, it wasn't much. About six feet tall, fast, and favoring melee weapons. Fortunately the scouts were not followed but the Centaurs did see them flee north.

>Stats
Population: 60 Goblins
Food Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Armor: Boarskin
Poison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)
Morale: Bloodthirsty
Diplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Sacrificing
Pig Farming
War Training

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks
Everflame Obelisk
Training Grounds
Pig Farm

bump hopefully i didnt lose everyone

>>29782439
>>29782678

Nope. Start up the war party. We'll stealthily attack under the cover of darkness.

The time for war has come. Nearly every able-bodied Goblin has joined the war party, with only a few being left behind to make sure our territory is safe. Garlnosh Tribe sets out for war.

The sun has set across the plains and now the only thing leading the way is Porleh's inner fire and his connection with the Beyond. The Centaur Tribe is in sight. No movement can be seen apart from one or two scouts patrolling the perimeter. Our Goblins stand ready behind the cover of a hill, waiting to strike.

>Stats
Population: 60 Goblins
Food Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Armor: Boarskin
Poison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)
Morale: Bloodthirsty
Diplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Sacrificing
Pig Farming
War Training

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks
Everflame Obelisk
Training Grounds
Pig Farm

>>29782912
>The sun has set

Forward to glory!

>>29782988
this

>>29782912
killing aside, are our pigs fast? maybe we can ride them

>>29782912
How many centaurs are there?

Glory beckons to clan Garlnosh. Porleh shares his vision across his Goblins, illuminating the battlefield and showing the path to glory. The archers raise their bows and notch their arrows soaked in Boarsbane and let them fly across the night sky. Screams echo from the camp and a horn resounds across the soon to be battlefield. The pounding of Centaur hooves quake the ground beneath the feet of our Goblins as they notch more arrows and fire them in unison. Centaurs fall down, some killed by the arrows and some facing a more gruesome death of choking to death. Arrows hail back against the Garlnosh and pierce their heads and hearts. Fiery wisps raise out of their bodies and up in to the sky.

>Stats
Population: 60~ Goblins
Food Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Armor: Boarskin
Poison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)
Morale: Bloodthirsty
Diplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Sacrificing
Pig Farming
War

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks
Everflame Obelisk
Training Grounds
Pig Farm

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>>29782912
you know any story involving goblins can only end one way

>>29783257
Try to get a read on the differences in numbers of fighters and battle strength.

>>29783257
How powerful is Porleh's fire magic? If he can, conjure a fire wall either behind the centaurs to prevent them escaping or in front of them if they decide to charge the Goblins.

Garlnosh Warriors hurl their spears into the legs of the Centaurs as they charge with obscured vision into the night horizon. Porleth remains in the back, giving all of his Goblins perfect view of the battlefield.

Scouts reveal that the Centaurs number about ~40 with nearly all of them ready for war. The battle ahead will surely be fierce.

Archers let off another volley, felling more Centaurs. As with any battle, casualties occur on both sides. Our melee fighters are cleaved by the glistening battleaxes wielded by the Centaurs. The war continues, with skirmishes taking place all over.

Goblins Remaining: ~50
Centaurs Remaining: ~28
>Stats
Population: 60~ Goblins
Food Supply: Good (Permanently Growing)
Weapons: Swords, Bows, Throwing Spears
Armor: Boarskin
Poison: Boarsbane (constricts airways)
Morale: Bloodthirsty
Diplomatic Relations: Swamp Spirits (Good), Plains Centaurs (War)

>Ongoing Events
Breeding
Sacrificing
Pig Farming
War

>Buildings
Shaman Temple
Living Quarters
Alchemy Hut
Barracks
Everflame Obelisk
Training Grounds
Pig Farm

>>29783488

Tactical Retreat. Hide behind the hill, as the centaurs come over to kill, then hop up from where they lie and chop the centaur's legs off. Dat easy victory.

>>29783488
Also, back in the village, the ones left behind get to work on improving armor. Hmm, maybe they could harden the leather, somehow?

>>29783488
Lets see what this fire elemental of Porleh can do


by the way I just got back and HOLY SHIT GUYS all out war! cooooool

>>29783488
When they're dead, grab the battleaxes and train a heavy trooper goblins team with better armor and axes, and we can roll em out as our special forces.

>>29783488
I really don't want this thread to die!

bumppp

Is there even anyone left? What happened to OP?

>>29787581
Lurken like a kracken

This thread over here got revived, we Russians now

>>29784767

>>29787742
>>29787581
>>29787161

op here nobody replied so i just left so i made some plans for the rest of the night i'll revive the thread tomorrow thanks for supporting!

>>29788039
Got it Turk, any specific time you planning on starting up?

>>29788107
3-4 PM central

>>29788249
Alright, I'll be here. Later.