>found where the counterfeit buyers are hanging out… 4chan. I attached their dialogue below discussing how they want to sell fake cards. Apparently they are going to be at your local FNMs tonight. This is disgusting on so many level. http://deriums.com/forums/index.php?threads/counterfeits-coming-to-fnm-tonight.1488/
>MTGLION: one of my baby lions sent me photos of the fakes... will upload when i can. Is....is he a furry?
They talk like they're drugs or some kind of bioweapon. It's just pieces of cardboard.
>>29758584mtg is cocainethe proxies are the treatment
>>29758161Thank you for posting this link. It's hilarious to watch people/groups blame 4chan for everything from a skinned knee to the price of gas.
>>29758854We're the Illuminati with neckbeards.
>>29758161>wizards is gonna make something so cards post M15 can't be counterfeited>implying cards arn't gonna keep dropping in power like they hve in yearsonly things to really look out for these days are good creatures TBH, other then that Silly faggots nothings gonna change and standard fags are the cancer killing this game anyways.
>>29758234>his blog>The Fangs of a LionSomething real funny about this guy...
>>29759133This guys gets laid a lot
Did he just fucking copy-paste the page source for 4chan into his blog?
>>29759438Not even the source, I think he just copy-pasted the visible text.
So I understand people could have legitimate reasons to be upset by this. But this lion is retarded as fuck.
>piece of paper>not REAL piece of paper
>>29758161I desperately pray that this guy is just fucking around and doesn't actually think he's some sort of spymaster hunting down the unjust of he MtG metagame or something.I can only feel so much pity, guys.
>i need to work on this when i get off work. wow sure is mission impossible up in here>i'm working with an insider right now... things have turned for the better i believe. this fucking guy...>Wizards legal team called me two times to discuss the counterfeit issue and my opinion on the skype conversation I had with Delson.Nope.jpg>one of my baby lions sent me photos of the fakes... will upload when i can. gay
Someone want to link him to this thread? Would be hilarious if he got in here
>>29760547Well, to be fair, there's probably people at NSA who get paid to do just this type of work.
>>29760627>They're making light of this dire situation but behind their facade, they're quaking in their boots. They're feeling the pressure. Me and my cubs are cracking down on their illegal operation fast and hard.
>the solution hopefully will present itself tonight... fingers cross... google hangout at 8 with a very very special guest. this guy is a massive retard if he thinks he can stop the chinaman.
>>29760695And this guy is leading the movement to stop the china man. Don't think so. If he thinks he's doing anything productive he's a retard.
>>29760744
Thread theme song:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JtyByefOvgQ
>>29760744>CubsI'm starting to get uncomfortable but I can't stop laughing.
>>29760774>>29760814>I've found out the ringleader for this counterfeiting operation is referred to as The Chinaman.>I have contacted the Wizards' legal team and we are taking measures towards uncovering his identity.
>>29761021I thought the Chinaman only did WH40k stuff?
>>29761034There's a whole lot of chinamen doing 40k recasts, as there are a whole lot of different chinamen doing Magic proxies. That was kind of the joke you autist.
Live-action autism right here:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ti3YMoenwRM
>>29761034"Chinaman" literally just means "A man from China". This guy's name is no secret either.
>>29761034Those who do not diversify, die.
>>29761034Chinaman makes everything.
>>29761152>that neck-chin>that voice>that impotent ranting
>>29761149I don't play either 40k or magic, and so don't keep up with this kind of thing.
This idiot is the best thing to come out of this whole debacle. 10/10 thread would laugh again.I wish someone around here would order some sets, I don't want the full thing but fuck it, I'd trade real cards for quality proxies (at 1$/card or so) just to play with them. I want to know what it feels like to play JtMS, Goyf or Bob.
>>29761152>Says he received order from chinaman in 2 dayssounds nice
>>29761152Who is he talking to?
>>29761362The CIA
>>29760744>They're making light of this dire situation but behind their facade, they're quaking in their boots. They're feeling the pressure. Me and my cubs are cracking down on their illegal operation fast and hard
>>29761317>his face when he's doing more to advertise the counterfeiters than hindering them
>>29761214You're on /tg/. There's a 40k recast thread or MtG proxy thread up literally every day.But yeah, whatever. Let's get back to bashing this chucklefuck.
>>29761417That's what you get when you try to fight the Chinese.What, you thought they were kidding about land wars in asia?>express feebas/vp/ pls go
>>29761417>some guy bought a substantial amount of sets (30 sets) and was sent a thousand unhinged lands freeguys this totally isn't worth ruining tha mtg community guys
WE HAVE DISCOVERED THAT A MAN FROM CHINA IS YOUR LEADER, YOU WILL BE NEXT 4CHANIANS!
"MTG Lion, while I respect your passion, it is VERY unethical (and frankly, probably illegal) to publish names and addresses of people and businesses just because you don't agree with them. People have the right to privacy, even if they are buying counterfeits. There's nothing unethical about buying proxies for casual play, provided you don't attempt sell or trade the cards as real. I've been lurking 4Chan also. Some people were flat out trolling you. Other people were bringing proxies to FNM to sell as proxies, or play with (not to con people with). Most of the people who are purchasing proxies are intending to play with them casually, or sell them to other players as proxies. These players should not be punished. I also read your post entitled "Faith", when you say "The key is to see if the poster has a playset of each card since a 4 of each card would be random and extremely costly to own." That is a very flawed position that is flat out irrational. You can't assume that if someone is playing with or willing to sell or trade a playset of Tarmogoyfs that they are fake. There are thousands of real Tarmogofys, and real playsets get sold every day. What you are suggesting sounds like a witch hunt. I respect your passion for the wellbeing of Magic the Gathering and I think your interests are genuine, but this is an issue that Wizards and Hasbro should handle (which Wizards claims they are doing anyway). Private transactions that other people make frankly are none of your business."thank god, someone sane posted.
>>29761477>free unhinged landswell shit, now I wanna order some of this shitwhat are the contents of the sets again
>>29761415
>>29761493It was one of us.
>>29761005>>29761034Those bits reads very much like anon imagining what he could say about these things.
>>29761564
So MTG cards have a distinct smell according to The Lion Man. Prepare for counterfeit smelling dogs at your local store.
>>29761735 As long as they can't smell cocaine I should be okay.
>mtg finance communitymy sides
>>29761781Even if they had jurisdiction to punish for such a violation, are you really worried what a couple of limp-wristed, wobblenecked Magic players could do to you?
>>29761735>dogsdon't you mean cubs?
>>29761735Oh no, they're going to get my fake pieces of cardboard
>>29760744>cracking down on their illegal operation fast and hard.In all seriousness, what could possibly be done aside from sending a good ol'fashioned C&D to the manufacturer?
>>29761816I just picture as a bunch of neck beards in suits 2 sizes too small and fedoras drinking mountain dew mixed with scotch and bitching about how WotC might reprint Zendikar fetches and cost them dozens of dollars.
I'm the only one that feels creeped out when he talks of lions and cubs?The tub full of brains was nothing compared to this
>>29761876Nothing, and it isn't illegal to buy counterfeit items unless you're in France or Italy.
>>29761862IT'S HIGH QUALITY CARDSTOCK, OMG FUKKEN NOOB I BET U DONT EVEN PLAY
>>29760744Oh wow. It's like he thinks he can make a difference!How cute, but also sad.
>>29761152>I'm 99.9999% sure nothing will happen [to mtg card prices]>as am I...>im almost positive nothing will happen>lead stupid crusade to take down the manufacturer of fake cardboard
>counterfeits are bad for new players>counterfeits, not $200 card priceshow fucking deluded can you be?
>>29761862You done it now anon. That's what you get for cutting corners. Maybe next time you'll invest in some REAL cardboard to make your counterfeits with.
Oh he's asian...That kind of explains his voice lol
>>29761781There are four LGS in my city, three big places and a small shop in a mall.Neither gives a shit about counterfeits.
>>29761960Does WotC cut their corners or do they just craft their superior real cardboard with rounded edges?
>>29761932The thought occurs that if they actually "cared," they'd stress that the fakes aren't as high quality as the originals and encourage people to buy a better quality product. But that thought is stupid because it's a collectible card game and if the people you're playing with are cool, you can just substitute a post it note for a card you want to play, making the point moot.
>>29761971both of them have 10k+ in hoarded coards. MTG lion has like 500 deathrite shamans.
>>29761971But do they care about cocaine? Because I am going to do so much of it in the bathroom during FNM.
>>29762010I'm pretty sure there's a meth lab in the same building as one of the stores.
>>29761966lol my thoughts exactly
>>29762008Jesus...what's even the fucking point?>But I don't want to have a job I want to play mtg and sell cardboard at artificially high prices mom!
Ha this is funny>the ringleader for this counterfeiting operation is referred to as The Chinaman.The laughter, my sides hurt so much I'll never walk again
>>29762047Fucking nice! I love to get just high out of my mind and play some fucking standard and then I go rape the shit out of some nerds at EDH before I go actually rape someone because I am so high on meth and heroin I think she is my ex gf who I hate.
>>29762060The Chinaman... They say he's pretty based...
>>29762098Thats 4chans secret language, it means he does most of his work in a basement.
>>29762060MTGLion is apparently asian himself, he should know better
I feel like I'm being trolled, but my eyes tell me otherwise.
>>29758854Made funnier when they share our original content, screencaps and all, at the same time.There's a fucking "tales of 4chan" tumblr.
>>29762005Yeah, I guess so.Some people are just looking for something to be mad about.
I wonder if it would make a difference if the china man sold cards stating they were strictly meant to be used as proxies
>>29761900>tub full of brainsElaborate.
>>29762141Oh we're using the code now, didn't realise it was that seriousThe Chinaman has opened the egg, the drain is in the baltic.
>>29762001They probably have a whole team of guys that just sit there at a conveyor belt with a sander to round out the corners.
>>29762285Mittens 4, the baker's on the boot.Red phone's ringing, this is serious.
>>29762285>drain in the balticHas he declared Mornington Crescent?
>>29762285Your code is 40 seconds out of date! I see through your lies Cub spy!The purple platypus is going belly up! I REPEAT THE PURPLE PLATYPUS HAS GONE BELLY UP!!!
>>29762355No, he needs to get out of hock first.
>>29762353Lead pipe is in-rout, tell Alpha Doge that the rooster is coming home.
>>29762353Red Phone's Ringing is the name of my Stargate SG1-themed band.
>>29760744>Dire situation>Quaking in boots>Feeling the pressure>ME AND MY CUBStop lel
>>29762355The train is still at Kings Cross, the tramp has fallen in the tie rack.
>>29762280Here catchI'm probably getting banned for this, I see you all in some months
>>29762386Roger dodger, the avian has hurdled the pumpernickel.
>>29762440>>29762440But why is it here?
>>29762440Do you bathe in it to get smart?
>>29762459>dat filenameAlso, this lion dude is hilarious.
>>29762441The pheasant has been lightly salted, Pierre is riding his new bicycle.
>>29762440There must be some fucking context.
>>29762538All roads are clear for sound arrival of the touchdown.
>>29762538All aboard, the lungfish has flown. The waffles are on the kitty, I repeat, the waffles are on the kitty.
>>29762598That's impossible, Venus hasn't even entered Phase 15 yet.
>>29762240A hundred thousand times this.
>>29762440Can you please explain the story behind this. I find it very disturbing, but need to know more.
>>29762622The Zodiac is at Stage Thirteen, so you ebtter believe it.
>>29762622>>29762598>>29762588>>29762538>>29762441>>29762406>>29762374>>29762386>>29762285>>29762353I'm so proud of you motherfuckers.
>>29762622Bravo, we have the tubes read, the pope has obtained the Doritos.
>>29762714Delete your comment, you can't let them know we're onto them
>>29762440http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbdVfJGRbfw#t=207but seriously, what is the story behind this?
>>29762355>>29762385>>29762406https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZDTtQwB0klc
Hold up guys, we've got a Jelly Doughnut 35 over at the you-know-where. Not the you-should-know-this-place, but the red one three blocks down.
>>29762732The bread has risen, Blue Lagoon turns base on two-five
ANTS. ANTS ON THE BLANKET. THEY COME.
>>29762440Shit someone found my brain stash. Now I'll never be able to finish my fallout robots line of cosplays.
>>29762778Don't worry, I've got the Somalian on it. If you want, I'll send the Frenchman as backup
Its time guys.You all know the drill
>>29762859
Turkey Mango here, are the triangles flying at twenty-five on six-thirty? Tomato is pasta, all photoshoots have simulated.
>>29762837Good good. And watch out for the 7753, I hear they're roaming around the Green Bay. We're looking at a possible Code Ziplock over here.
>>29762859Ascension Protocol activated, cook the books and lets rack the rabbit.
Ahab has killed the black whale, the board is now flat
>>29762684I recently started watching this show. At episode 21 currently. >dat cao cao>dat glorious beard>fuck not even guan yu can rival it>jesus christ cao cao
>>29762859>>29762872The shortcake is in position, over. Serenade?
>Wizards said they would publish last week... I guarantee you there will never be a statement on these. The last statement was 2004... As for your concerns I have all the evidence you ever need. need to organize it and publish it. I would rather do something than nothing... which is what most people choose to do. most people bury their heads into the sand and hope it works out. it is is the different who make all the difference. shut it down
>>29762859Red light on intersection 43. Must abort procedure, the chef is cooking lamb chops.
>>29762886Code Ziplock? I thought that was reserved for the No-Dame Operations shit? If not...PENGUIN RAPIDS, PENGUIN RAPIDS
>tl;dr: MTG Lion is wrong, the cards are indeed very passable, especially when sleeved to a nonskeptical eye.The Russian has blown his cover, Chan lingo identified. Calling in sweepers, requesting swift removal, I repeat, requesting message edit.
>>29762926The croutons have inverted. Prepare for extraction at evac point delta niner five.
>>29762926Saute, set the oven to 350, let the jello solidify.
I like popsicles
>>29762964Yeah, we've had to change some of the classifications last week because Sir Tango got Code Ziplock mixed up with a Jolly Green Giant situation and ended up causing quite a mess down at "that place".
>>29762960Lamb chops? Shit. We need the muffin man at my position ASAP.
>>29762964Pengin Rapids or not, I think its time to boatmurder another vanhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DNO6G4ApJQY
>>29762964Copy that, we got a penguin rapids set for niner niner echo. See you on the other side space cowboy.
>>29762985Seriously though, using TL;DR makes it obvious as fuck you are posting from 4chan, delete that part.
>>29762892Rabbit is secured in the swamp, awaiting airdrop.will be masturbating to shota tentacle porn in the meantime
>>29762999Shas'o, Mittens.Spider's out of the stable, get the Islander to the stable.
The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.
>>29762999Damnit, who let a fucking Pistachio in here. Someone grab a tranquilizer before he keeps talking about the popsicles, he'lll ruin everything!
>>29763013Dammit, I need to be more current.>>29763031HAH! See ya on the other side, the Think-Tank has been set up and BEDRUBNINER is in postion.
>>29762985Too late, it was too obvious and he was keeping track.
>>29763039Come on man, we don't need to know everything. I mean a man can enjoy his work but that takes it a little far.Anyways, double-tap the doubloons and meet the Treasure Fleet at the Crown. Bring the rabbit.
This is rubber ducky, rubber ducky reporting in, requesting a 720 mastercard apollo at my position. The fly has been undone and I need extraction over.
I AM BIGBUILDING
>>29763180Alpha beaver to rubbery ducky, copy on the undone fly. Blue box and siren enroute, keep cover till extraction.
>>29763121BEDRUBINER is a jelly donut, repeat a jelly donut. Strawberry, over.>>29763180Don't make a golden omelet and you'll be a lucky ducky.
>>29763224Angry wombat to Alpha beaver, please duck into the drainpipe. We've got a hairball in a bad spot.
>>29763162You do remember what Masturbating to shota tentacle porn is code for right?
>>29763224Rubber ducky to alpha beaver, on the down low an awaiting extraction, will rendezvous with Blue box and siren and initiate a charlie foxtrot 887 to zip the fly, over.
Did anyone actually give Lion the URL? It's not as fun if he doesn't know how hard we're laughing at him.
>>29763258Sending the liquid plumber, grab ahold of the drain snake and rinse with warm water after five minutes.
I repeat pappa furry is in the fort, i repeat pappa furry is in the fort
Scott said: ↑I don't think he is suggesting you rip up the cards. I think he is more or less saying inspect them closely if you are trading or buying. If someone sits down with a fake card in their deck, how would I know? More to the point, why would I care, especially if it was entirely passable? I wouldn't, because I would assume the card was real. I have no vested interest in the card though because I am not trying to own it. Now, sit down with a sleeved counterfeit and ask me if I want to buy it, and I'll ask to look at it. Again, of course I won't rip it in half, but if the card quality seems off, if it seems too glossy or perhaps too thin, or if something just doesn't feel right about it... Well, at that point it is up to me if I want to buy or trade for it.Your last statement doesn't make any sense at all. You are completely wrong: This is none of his business? He, like all of us, plays, trades, buys and sells this card game. It is all of our business when fake cards hit the market, and raising awareness, as well as pointing out what to look for when new fakes hit the market, is good and sound knowledge to have.this particular member is on 4chan and one of the people buying the fake cards. that's why. the exact comment was posted on 4chan from a member. Gotcha!!!>red alert, red alert. the fedora has found the the katana and is entering the magical relm
>>29761894>raping missionariesJesus, how horrifying.
>>29763275Of course but we don't dare speak of it here. There's a reason we gave it a code after the last time. Still your personal shame you're handling it.
>>29763316>implying that he can decypher the penguin croutons anywayStable sweeper omicron right?
>>29763371You know it. Decrunk the bass drop.
>>29763345>the fedora has found the the katana and is entering the magical realmscented herb grenades, ready preparing to assault the magical realm.
>>29763338Smurfs to Ultramar, the fur will fly. Repeat, the fur will fly.
>>29763345>entering the magical realmI like you anon
>>29763316No need, he is watching the thread, he confirmed it in the thread OP linked.He is even bragging about being able to tell who on their forums is from 4chan.I don't know what his problem is, I guess he doesn't get much excitement in his everyday life and this is the first time something has changed for him the past year.>its not like you ordered any already right? according to 4chan I think you ordered a bit. no? correct me if I am wrong. you are now selling fake cards to little kids. i hope you are proud of yourself.Look, he is attacking people simply because he assumes they visit 4chan, pretty cute isn't it.Hey, Alphalion, you are visiting 4chan right now. I guess that makes you a mass murdering pedophile like everyone else on this website too?
Attention anons: Merciless soldier cannot stop.I repeat, merciless soldier CANNOT stop.
>>29763388hold. The fedora has gone into smarmy neckbeard state, entertainment immanent, bait might be required
>>29763345Well I actually agree that this information needs to get out. I'll be ordering some myself, for personal use, but I don't want traders and buyers to get ripped off with these proxies. These cards should be used for playing, not for trading.
Guys, guysWhat if, what if weNo hear me outWhat if we all joined the forum and started talking in code in the thread?They'd never think to look there for our secrets.
>>29763409the funny thing is he based it on their use of tl;dr which is used extesivly outside of 4chan
holy shit, this guy is autistic.
>>29763456perfect, i see no flaws in this plan
>>29763428Are Anti-Giest counter measures in place?
>>29763409Well dont just give it away, if he wants in he has to figure out the code like everyone else>Shigiddy Wardknight
>>29763456This is fucking genius.Let's get moving boys, Operation Charliehorse Five is go.
>>29763409>AlphalionIs that seriously the username he chose for himself?
>>29763446Roger that. Sending The Fisherman to fedora with a couple of nightcrawlers. In the pipe 5 by 5 with the curly wurly.
>>29763456YeS PlEaSe
>>29763498He is the "MTGLion", but he refers to everyone as his "cubs" so he obviously thinks of himself as the alpha of the pack
>>29763522What if he actually IS the alpha of the pack?
>>29763520Jesus. No need to go that far even want to do look more like.
>>29763347>missionary rapingOh, I was under the impression that he was raping girls in the missionary position; which is probably pretty horrifying too.
>>29763479It's the only crazy game... It's the only foolish game.
>>29763549Then I quote Erasmus.In the land of the blind, the one-eyed man is king
>>29763552Damn, that's some old code. Haven't seen that since the war.
>>29763587The worst part is they're consenting and it's for the purpose of procreation.Absolutely disgusting.
!monitorthread
>>29763479Soldier cannot be stopped. He's just a soldier.
>lols... say hi to 4chan for me. :) If i am fear mongering why am i saying there is nothing to worry about? Wouldn't I say these are so real? oh 4chan... what you don't know is that two of your members report to me.... :)why would he say that? we know he is in the thread.
>>29763587Why would a militant atheist do that?
Tango tango, the dick has flown the dike.
>>29763626>membersHE KNOWS THAT WE'RE A SECRET CLUB GUYS!
>>297636264chan has members?
>>29763609Hey Kiwi, did any of your cards self-destruct? Are you still satisfied? Is Alpha Chinaman still shipping to the Murricas?
>>29763626SHUSH, HE HAS SPIES AMONG US, ON A PUBLIC ANONYMOUS WEBSITE, BE CAREFUL, THE SPY COULD BE ANYONE.
The whole issue is ridiculous.A collector who is butt frustrated about fakes is only ass mad because he is constantly having to actively believe that ink on paper that any asshole with a printer can make has inherent value if printed by the original asshole on his licensed printer, and is garbage if printed by a second asshole with an unlicensed printer, even though they are functionally identically and nearly identical in quality.So people like the MTGFurry are really only displacing the anger they know deep down inside they should be feeling for sucking cock over CCGs.
>>29763605The memories are flooding back now. I was in pizza squadron during Operation Delta Sixpack.Those were the days, eh?
>>29763626Negative cameoleopard; macha remains the ever virgin. Will roll Henderson if situation caramelizes.
>>29763626Maybe we should send him some reprints. Oh, better yet, send him a reprint and an authentic of some card! MTG Roulette! If someone's willing to post results, I'll toss $5 at that project.
>I read that 4chan thread you linked... It seem like they all don't really care about this proxy issue, they were all more interested in making fun of you than talking about it, or did I miss something on there?It's true.
herro 4chanians this is arpha rion. I am here to terr you that we are on to your scheme to devarue my correction of Magic the Gathering cards.As my pires of reserve rist cards are arr I have to rive for, I must put a stop to your schemes! My and my cubs will never stop hunting you! Good ruck criminaru scum!
>>29763664I'll bet he doesn't even know the secret handshake. That fucking crouton.
Pan-pan, Pan-pan, Pan-pan.Anyone in on the great underground slip-n-slide, know we got a left handed tin snip with a white baton.We need a Real Slim Shady ASAP, but until then, Sage goes in all fields.
>>29763626>4chan>membersThis guy.
> the fedora has gone full autist and is attempting to be the BBEG hilarity inbound, please advise
>>29763664>>29763667Well you can get a pass. That literally only effects captcha, but it's not like he'd know that.
>>29763678FOOLS YOU WILL NEVER FIND OUT WHICH OF US IS ME
>>29763678I am Alpharius
>>29763718Using a pass =/= member
>>297636264chan doesn't have members either. it's easier to join in than any message board/forum where you tend to need an email address at least to participate. that anonymity and level playing field is exactly what attracts so many.
oh god he's reading this right nowI know that to keep 4chan away you buy a dog, put up curtains and disconnect your answerphone machine, but how do I stop a lion watching me?
>>29763691>Roll HendersonNo need to play that edition nigga.
>>29763700Well, 4chan is always more interested in making fun of someone than anything else.
>>29763751YOU GET IN THE CAR!
I don't even give a shit about MtG and haven't played it in at least a year. But this is priceless.
>>29763751Take your fursuit off silly cub :^)
>>29763719But what, what if I am in reality the MTGlion, and I have been orchestrating this from the very beginning?!I made this thread on 4chan!I have been leading you by the nose all along!Bwahahaha, COME FORTH MY CUBS, OUR PLAN TO INFILTRATE 4CHAN HAS COME TO FRUITION, ALL ALONG FOR MY YEARS OF COLLECTING, THIS HAS BEEN MY TRUE GOAL.GO FORTH! BRING US VICTORY! BRING ME 4CHAN
>>29763784I don't know if it's because I'm slightly inebriated but this is the funniest thread on /tg/ all week.
>>29763626He's onto Jesus, it's a Lion. Get in the automobile.
>>29763700This guy gets us.
>>29763718Technically there are some countries, most notably China, that you can't normally post from, but you can bypass that with a pass. So it's not literally the only effect.Of course, this guy is probably not Chinese since he talks like a yankee that has an enraged cat trapped within his scrotum, but it does apply to some people.
>>29763810Twenty bucks and a piece of gum and it's his.
>>29763838>he talks like a yankee that has an enraged cat trapped within his scrotumSo in other words, he talks like a yankee?
>>29763810Shit, you can have it. You'll probably do a better job than Moot.
>>29763862I don't think so. Some Chanology guy tried to buy it from moot once, and moot was like "fuck you no, you're a faggot".
>>29763409Tell him we got 55 thousand cards and are selling everywhere in Canada, USA, Mexico and huehuehueland.
We have deep penetration, i repeat we have deep penetration
>>29763716A-non, H-Dash.Jacko snacks and TF2 is for casuals.The clogs are in the escalator and the muppets are in the balcony, let's rock.
>>29763899Wasn't Moot trying to offload 4chan for a good long while?
CharlieHorse and AlphaBeaver, I love you guys.
>all these old /b/ jokes from before or shortly after the splitFuck, we had some fun in those days. It's retarded, looking back on it, but we had fun nonetheless.
Guys we can't stop until MTG Is dead. Remember the plan and proceed with opsec measures activated.
Two of the pack are kumquats in the orange bag. Find the traitors and bring me their passes.
>>29763938So long as the lion does not discover the identity of our Glorious Chinaman we will be unstoppable. So it is written, the day of our victory is soon at hand.
Guys, we're being too hard on him. If we all take the username "anonymous" he'll think we're just one schizophrenic guy talking to himself and masturbating furiously.I suggest we all take casual-friendly names so he can easily tell people in this discussion apart.
DISREGARD EVERYTHINGMOTHER-ONE has been tripped, Scarecrow Delta is here.You know what to do, /tg/.
>>29763927Haven't been to /b/ for more than five minutes at a time since... fuck, 2006 probably.Place seems pretty shit nowadays. Almost as bad as /v/.
>>29763962The weird part is, he seems to legitimately not know the guy's name even though it's public info already.
>>29763927Think of it as a historical record. The memes have been dead for so long, they've become a nigh-impenetrable code.
>>29763938Don't worry, the Angry Marine plan will be set in motion when duck duck goose gives us the forward.
>honest question to the 4chan people. where is this lingo coming from. like a generator of some type? my sides are moving on their own!this guys is an attention whore who has put his dick into a hornets nest. there is no damage control strong enough to take back his exposing himself as an idiotic drama queen
>>29763949Kumquats squashed, passes on air mail. Double postage.
>>29763972You're right, let's make him feel welcome.This was my actual user name in elementary school.
MtG is the worst hobby.
All real cards must be burned and ripped. Only glorious communist Chinaman cards shall exist after the proletariat players revolution. Start with the princess cards and watch the furries weep.
The best part is his secret allusions to knowing who on his site came from 4chan.Hey dude, you're watching where your traffic is coming from. Good job Mr. Spymaster. Welcome to the Matrix. Now modify the phase on the IP deflector variance and you'll be set.
China has been removed
>OMFG you didn't pay ridiculously inflated prices for your pieces of paper>cheater!>ur ruining the game by not forking over insane sums of cash
>>29764006I think he can't even tell apart that the lingo you used was a whole different accent than the ones used by alpha foxtrott before.
>>29764030How embarrassing.
>>29764030What constitutes a princess card anyway? I watched the video but I'm not sure. Is it just a relatively high-value card with a chick in the art?
>>29764017Old-shame usernames? Sure.
>>29764019That's why no one will miss it once /tg/ kills it. Join the fight and get counterfeits.
>>29763979Engaging Tango waltz, the Austrian is marching. God help us all.
>>29764057All of it? Who greenlit the bar mitzvah?
>>29763784i've never played but this is making my night
Guys, MTGLion seriously doesn't understand our code.I didn't think it would actually work, you made me proud guys
>but you do need to do a better job monitoring your posters... since clearly you know that there is someone giving me this information and its on the inside... i.e. you deleted the previous thread... >you deleted the previous thread... huh...yeah i always wondered about thatWHO'S THE ASSHOLE WHO KEEPS DELETING ALL THE GOOD THREADS?!?
>>29764077Let's do this.
>>29763972The Goose has been fried, should I apply the mayo?
>>29764110Priceless, he doesn't even know how imageboards work.
>>29764110My sides o god
>>29764077Oh god this is embarassing.
Why is the world this way guys?
>>29764110The board janitors. They're in on it too.
>>29764105Jerry the Garbage-man delivered the sports car
>>29764108The stuck pigs must be d-class for the big cat to miss it.
>>29764110Some shitheel of mod with the username "Bump Limit"We should complain to the administrator about his rampant faggotry
>>29763972i dunno he's pretty retarded even with these names im not sure hes fully literate
>>29764077I still like the name I chose back as a kid
>>29764072It's a princess card if it's your waifu, duh.
>>29764077Can't remember the last time I used this one
Im fine with this
>>29764006Doesn't he realize this is a pretty old site? Everybody has old jokes and things after a while. And a lot of these spread way beyond 4chan anyway.>>29764063Was that not normal idioms? I suspect I might spend too much time here.
This is the most fun i have had in so long.
>>29764158Boundary conditions of the Universe.
>>29764110Ok I'm sorry this is just too much. I'm losing my sides over here.
>>29764077Fuck yeah.I was so damn cool.
So the drop off is complete, 1000 sets in the pouch. Orders going off today, check your status.
>>29764105No-one, ya dolt. Bar Mitzvah is still disengaged.>>29764090Hungarian Enterprise is triplicate now. The Austrian has reached the Breadbasket.
>>29763985User bulk. In short, more users means less % of the userbase sees any individual thing. Eventually, only a minority see anything, even anything good that's getting more than average attention. That means almost nothing slips into the hivemind, so the "board culture" dies. No new memes are born, nothing happens where everyone looks back and says "Man, remember that thread where that cool thing happened? That was great", and nothing bigger ever comes of anything - there's no more "Huge epic bread occurs, everyone was toasting, then for a week we did things based on that".Other things have changed - the humour has changed, the spirit of the place is totally different, but that's all *Because* we grew. 4chan went from "concentrated essence of Internet" to a diluted form of itself - which is just "lol, internet". I could ramble for posts about it and act like a huge prancing faggot, but oh well. tl;dr /b/ has been shit forever, but it's differently shit now and I preferred, actually liked the taste of the older shit.
>>29764165D-class, you say?
>>29764192No wit, that's a recent one.Much better
>>29764186>tfw my waifu is an ooze.I should get one of those super creepy altered art anime cards for Kraj and moan whenever I give some naughty creature +1/+1.
The Cat wants the drawbridge. Do not appease, run spaghetti through the balloons.
Well this is odd, but I guess MTG is a big deal to some people.In other news bismuth is up, osmium is down.
>>29764108But it was barely even code. Just jokes and round-about ways of speech.>>29764110You'd think he'd at least read the site FAQ.
>>29764238Haven't posted this in a while.
>>29764215Roger that Sephy. Pocket is full and it is hot.
Ask patric chapin how to handle snitches.
>Let me join 4chanCODE IT'S HAPPENING, I REPEAT, CODE IT'S HAPPENING.Requesting resupply of pies before code happened, we need to stick together through these hard times.
Code alpha spike confirmed, atlas ejection at 0200
I wasn't actually into philosophy as a kid, not till high school at the very least. I just loved Calvin and Hobbes.
>>29764234Spaghetti Run is green. Spaghetti Run will-co in thirty.>>29764238We all knew that, you didn't have to say it out loud, dumbass.
>>29764167It's not actually a bump limit, it's an autosage. It happens at the same number of posts, regardless of how many actually bumped.
CRS 20 is a hasbroStop being a hasbro
> let me join 4chan!!! post this and take a vote. Is /r/ or /b/ more appropriate for such a poll of the user base?
>>29764257Is he willing to undergo the initiation rites?
OPERATOR DEFLECTEDI REPEAT, OPERATOR DEFLECTEDACTIVATE REMAILER
I think MTGLION has realized what a fucking idiot looked like previously in the thread and is now trying to "join in on the joke"
>>29764228Lewd
>>29764259just wondering but does anyone else get this joke? Is the story not that known on /tg/??Patrick chapin was busted for drugs and the witness died before the case. Although it 99% wasn't chapin responsible, just a bad joke.
>>29764257Final Fusion approved
>I want to get off mr. bones wild rideMy sides
>>29764257>>29764284>>29764285Well, this is /tg/, after all.Roll me 1d100.Best of the first three rolls will be taken.Your DC is 30. Roll under, please.
>>29764284I would say /r/ but it's a wasteland.>>29764301Yeah, good thing we won't let him in our super secret internet clubhouse.
sides are in orbit, i repeat sides are in orbit
>>29764285>LURK MOAR FAGGOTHell, it might do him some good.
>>29764332Indeed, why the fuck would we let him join the club?He doesn't even know the password.
>asshole is trying to stop counterfeitingGood luck, shithead. I have a whole garage full of counterfeit Magic cards and, yes, they do pass ALL the tests.>tfw i make more in a week selling counterfeit magic than you make in a year at walmart or whatever
>>29764321
>>29764326Looking at my post, shit, it IS a code
>>29764326He must thin his paints. Properly.
>>29764321ROGER WILCO, MY SIDES ARE HIT. MEDIC REQUESTED AT DISCO BROADWAY.
>>29764336MTG LION1 hour agobe brave. my lions.
>>29764185I thought it was something from a Romance language at first, then I realized it was just a portmanteau and felt dumb.>>29764238This motherfucker knows what's up.
The fuck thread did I just read?
>>29764321Is he literaly too retarded to type 4chan.org on his browser?
>MTGLIONRead this.To join 4chan with a static username (caution: we hate this), do the following.Type desired username into the NAME fieldthen without a space, type a pair of DOLLAR SIGNS $$, and your desired password.Put the email address you're using to receive PMs to in the email fieldPut REGISTER$$USERNAME (DON'T repeat your password here) in the Subject fieldIn the "comment" box type "Hello, World!"Fill in the CAPTCHA verificationupload your avatar (browse) buttonHit the "submit" button next to "subject"Wait approx 5 mins for shitty 4chan servers to serve your requestYou can now post with Username$Password (single dollar sign after registering!)
>>29764361thisthere have to be at least 10 rings or anyone with connections with a good print shop doing thisYou can easily just do like a 5 hour print run and be set for years if the quality is good and you just slowly sell legacy staples.
>>29764361I'm sure Frog Tongue sells like crazy.
>>29764356>he doesn't even have a 4chan Gold account>laughing_sluts.jpeg
Rolled 40>>29764326Rolling for justice.Praying <30.
roll out the welcome mat, big boo is entering the building
>>29764321I seriously don't think he could supply the kind of money to make a difference.We're talking sponsors in the 2 to 3 thousands here. Otherwise glorious chinaman will really have no use.
RIP Sieds
>>29764351FOR FUCKS SAKES, THAT STICKY HAS BEEN UP THERE FOR MONTHS!
>>29764409Remember to delete your system32 folder or 4chan will redirect you
Dude, I don't play MTG, but this shit is fucking hilarious. Someone needs to archive this thread
>>29764379Alpha Beaver has confirmed. Bismouth-221 is go.
>>29764428He's gotta be fucking with us at this point.
>>29764428Please, stop, If i die laughing, i can't buy any more wonderful proxies
Rolled 68>>29764409>>29764428You forgot to let him know he needs a sponsor.
inb4 critical fail
>>29764479It's fairly obvious yes. He realized he looked like a tard and tried to swap approach
>>29764409Top Kek has been achieved and the sides have left orbit.Repeat, the sides have left orbit.
>>29764479Never assume malice when stupidity will suffice.
>>29764433>MONTHSYears?
>>29764443On it. Give me a minute
>>29764361Only a garage?I have a whole fucking warehouse full.Are you only using one machine to print out your cards or something?
Rolled 38>>29764494fuck me
>>29764503Hanlon's razor, wonderful axiom.
>>29764443It's not an image thread, it's fine on foolz.
I want to get off of mr bones wild ride
>>29764443Dude, all of /tg/ is archived automaticallyarchive.foolz.us/tg/thread/OP_NUMBER_HERE/the archive on suptg basically only gets used by questthreads nowadays, and they've purged 2/3 of the good shit and 2/3 of the porn from the old days because all they need now is their pure quest waifus
>2014>not realizing that at least half the cards in your collection are probably fakes, if not more>not realizing there is no way to tell the difference between a fake and a real>getting angryStay mad, noobs.
>>29764543Or we could have something other than quests on sup/tg/ for once.
>>29764379Holy shit it's been forever since I've seen that image.
>>29764559Why would Mr. Bones want off his own ride?
>>29764576Because he realized he had to make it longer.
>>29764559>I want to get off of mr bones wild rideAt this point even I wish he would get of mr. bones wild ride
>>29764489>>29764421>>29764519Aw, that's bad luck.Guess MtGLion won't be joining us today.Check that archive titlehttp://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html
We have an eastbound and down slapping a lukeduke in the squash fields. Please advise.
>>29764569/tg/ will be /quest/ by the end of the year :^)
Haha, he is sure onto us. But seriously guys, what's the key to decipher our secret code? I was gone for a few hours and now I'm pretty left out TL;DR :)
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.htmlLe upboat plz
>>2976459910 out of fucking 10.
>>29764356>passwordIs the password still "stupid sexy flanders" or did Roy Gee Biv successfully petition the change? Just curious, because it really doesn't matter when everyone uses the handshake anyhow.
>>29764623The code is in the spaghetti sauce anon
He's trying to keep shit going to bait clicks on his site at this point.If a second thread crops up make sure to tell people not to click
>>29764623alpha tengo foxtrot waifu>this is the cipher we use>do not steal
>>29764599That's fantastic.
>>29764623ALL RED SECTIONS AND BEAVERSRetrograde Sinopessen has been Henderson'd. I repeat, Retrograde Sinopessen has been Henderson'd.
This MTGLION guy sure doesn't give off a good impression.I mean it's kind of sad, isn't he supposed to be a moderator? Held to a higher posting standard? All he is doing is spamming like an autistic child who wants to play the game the cool kids are playing.It's up for discussion whether he is an autistic child or merely pretending to be, but either one isn't really a compliment.
>>29764660Ragu has been liberated. Our anons on the Eastern front are coming back to defend the Chinaman.
Fuck me I spelled John Cloud Raven wrong.
>>29764717Have we secured the pearl? If not, prepare the fat lady.
>>29764717coasters are necessary. bump thread for upvotes
>>29764637but he has a welcome thread...>>29764612
>>29764739Pearl secured, they're driving her home.>>29764747Bumping in six. The tango has been performed.
>>29764698He's acting dumb so more people look at the thread, and then get clicks for his website which is linked in the threads here and there.
>>29763678HA, THE SPY WAS ME ALL ALONG, I AM ONE OF THE CUBS!, NOW ALPHALION WILL LOVE ME WITH ALL HIS FEDORA!
>>29764747>coastersnazi
alright, who's doing this?
>>29764758>i assume you have allowed me onWhat an arrogant jackass.
>>29764669lpiahhwrhoxhxkugmnyisxelklswvbvbtketyoawhimuhlwhhtlnnomoetyoawhimuhl
>>29764747Thread is ded. New one is here >>29764548, please report in all Red Sections and Beavers.>>29764739Pearl is secure. Disengage Fat Lady.
>>29764747>coasters are necessaryThey are fucking not, just use a tablecloth like a goddamn adult.
>>29764782>big boy blueIT WAS MOOT ALL ALONGNOOOOOOOOO
>>29764765>>29764800Good, good. Has Alex opened the butter? She must sing by 9 in the afternoon.
>>29764599Voted.>>29764698In my experience mods are exaggerated versions of your average forum dweller. Expect nothing that you wouldn't expect from an anon.>>29764721>John Cloud RavenNigga, don't make me laugh so hard, Imagine if those two were the same guy.
>>29764802I have like these awesome cups that are thermal regulated and don't leave condensation. I love them.
>>29764849Butter is openTP is on routeArtificers on standby
>>29764849The butter has been pried and the song has begun. Praise unto the Chinaman.
>>29764802>>29764890The issue of coasters is not one of a person's own home, but of consideration when in the home of another.
>>29764926I bring my own cups, nigger.
>>29764922And praise be to he.>>29764911Contact me when the fork meets the moon.
Christ on a stick, this guy's voice is really awful.Speaking as a britfag, he has a voice that immediately makes me think "This is the most annoying American voice I can imagine hearing".You yanks have plenty of nice accents, but this guy? God. I could not stand to be near him for more than a few minutes, and if I were, I'd make up an excuse and leave, I'm british after all.Unless he were on public transit and speaking with that voice. Public transit is a place for sacred isolation-in-crowds. Raise your voice near that and I swear I'll tut so loud you definitely hear, I swear on me mum.
>>29764413First thing I noticed as well.
Ok, sorry for no updates. In position ETA 5 minutes, candy cannon is primed, need confirmation before blowing the pinata. No going back.
>>29765064Watch out, I am pretty sure the word candy is copyright protected. He might start coming after you for that as well.
How is this site so popular?Are they affiliated with some IRL LGS, or did they somehow get 500 members in less than two weeks?
>>29764758Pruned. Looks like we revealed too much
>>29765064Code green, target has been confirmed. Fire at will.
>>29765128More like, the janitors decided it was shitposting. They're veering into nazi territory again.
Some angry anon reported the welcoming thread and it got deleted./tg/ you dissapoint me. I thought you seeked unrustlement.
>>29765064Good idea, I'm firing mah lazors as well.
>>29765116>How is this site so popular?That's what I was wonder as well. They inexplicably appear as a mature forum yet only began 2 weeks ago? Must be a LGS.
>>29765198>>29765064What methods even still work? Just go with TCP or?
>>29765163It most certainly was shitposting tho. Even if we were enjoying it, it deserved pruning
>>29765209Can we fill it with pictures of anus? Or maybe just dump lots of /d/ material.
MTGLion's been posting more than anyone else in his own thread. It's kind of pathetic...
>>29765235>>29765198>>29765064This is pointless. The most a DDoS will do is drop the site for as long as we maintain it. A better avenue would be bandwidth raep.
>>29765243Can someone local just call them up and tell them that their mod's clickbaiting? Try and sound like an official cyber police.> Derium's Collectable Card Games, Cuyahoga Falls, Ohio
Rolled 20>>29765243I have a collection of gay shota porn thanks to gundam build fightersIs it ok if i post that too?
>>29765243Do remember that discussing or calling for invasions is a bannable offense on 4chan.That said, my fondest memory of the whole site comes from an invasion. Years ago, fucking years ago, we were raiding some tiny forum somewhere posting the usual stuff. One guy had dumped a whole load of pictures of someone who'd covered his cock in shit.A youngster complained, by posting, to the admins - "Ban them!"The response was "We do, but they keep registering new accounts!"The kid replied "But you have to! They're mosting muddy dicks!"And thus was born an endearing phrase."That's Not Mud."
>>29765284Go for it. Just, plaster as many threads as possible.
>>29765116It's obvious that their forum / website has either undergone a reform or that their forum crashed, so all posts and registration dates got reset.
>>29765306Ahahaha. That's great.
>>29765266You... you spelled it raep.Greetings, old guard. I see you too were there in the elder times, standing tall with towercat.
>>29765279Or we spam their website with shota porn and the moderator that caused the fucking spam will get sacked.>B-but it's not my fault, I just went on 4chan and said I was spying on them! I didn't spam shota bestiality porn on our forums myself!Isn't going to cut it.
I'm in his corner
>>29765116Derium's is an LGS. They have a pretty large following on youtube, which is why their forums have such a large member-base. They do all kinds of give-aways, and people love free shit.
>>29765387Yeah, I was thinking the same.
>>29765376>B-but it's not my fault, I just went on 4chan and said I was spying on them! I didn't spam shota bestiality porn on our forums myself!That's a complete contradiction. Going on 4chan is the same as spamming everything you hold dear with shota porn.
>>29765351I don't think we've ever used the normal spelling to talk about bandwidth flooding.
The fat guy's name is Randy Lucas, California, organizes "anonymous mask man" rallies and shit btw, if people didn't know who he was.
>>29765387I like that guy, he seems cool.
>>29765429Regardless, I have not seen the phrase "bandwidth raep" or any use of "raep" for at least four years, probably longer. It's something I recognise from '07-'08.
Someone start posting shota porn, I haven't jerked off all day but I don't want to stop reading that thread.
oh boy, he stopped postingWell I guess the fun is over until tomorrow when the inevitable prunings occur
>>29765589Why?He left thinking he was the victor.That's not fun.Now is the time to unleash hell upon the forums so that he wakes to a lashing of a lifetime.
>>29765609i feel that we should release the shota to salt the earth
>>29765609We aren't an army any more. There's not enough people who know how to pull that kind of shit, enjoy pulling it and have the attention span to do it all day, plus if we post the results here or call for blackup, it'll be baleeted and b&.
>>29765476Yeah, and let's bring back evar while we're at it.....nah
>>29765660
OH SHIT
>>29765609Sure, but I don't think anyone cares that much. It was kind of funny while it lasted, but I don't think anyone cares enough to cover that site in porn.
>>29765682welp
>>29765682>>29765691Someone that bothered to make an account point out that it was the actual staff member that caused this fucking shit.
>>29765691GET HER TO POST FEET
>>29765609Feel free, bro. Nobody's gonna stop you but I personally can't be fucked.
Rolled 13>>29765691ZOMG a grill on teh internet
Just get a 10 minute mail and join inthis is gold
That was fun. We had fun here today.
>>29765771Well duh, she's fat. You can see it by the angle she holds the camera, completely hiding any of her lower (and huge) body.
aaaand locked. Damn.
>>29765750>Mission Completegood work anon
>Thread Status: Not open for further replies.
Okay, let's scour the site for more counterfeit threads
Rolled 91>>29765831>>29765854time to spam the rest of their forums
>>29765831whatever annon made the user "oni-chan" was fucking brilliant. Gold star
Oh god, their staff member has a fucking minecraft character as his icon.You realize we have been arguing with 12 year olds for hours now?
>>29765691He's doing #7 pretty hardcore, begging to get 'likes'
>>29765879>>29765870http://deriums.com/forums/index.php?threads/chinese-fraudulent-cards-debunked-by-mtglion.118/#post-133
>>29765885Welcome to the internet.
>>29765827>>29765831>>29765854The appropriate continuation would be to make a new thread praising the virtues of Comrade Huang, and celebrating his efforts in making cards of limited print run available for everyone to use - in a non-tournament setting of course.
>>29765879*red starTotally beat my moot faggotry.
Rolled 71http://deriums.com/forums/index.php?threads/rarity-pony.444/is it ok to burn this site to the ground?
>>29765885>You realize we have been arguing with 12 year olds for hours now?Get fucked, I'm an entrepreneur featured in popular mechanics and I can't like Minecraft?
>>29765885that's the admin
>>29765885Show some goddamn respect, that 12 year old has been playing MtG since Alpha.ALPHA, motherfucker.
>>29765885I'm kinda ok with this. Laughing at retards is fun, no matter the age.
>>29765682Guys MTGLion broke 4, 5, 6, and 7. How do we get him reported?
>>29765879>whatever annon made the user "oni-chan" was fucking brilliant. Gold starWe are ALL the little girl, anon.
>>29765915Purge it with fire, my fellow astartes.
>>29765894>>29765894>>29765894are we going into this thread or am I just posting here alone?
>>29765957>salutes>single tear
>>29765915Yes, please, for the sake of our future generations.
>>29765925What do you like about it? It's always seemed strange to me.
>>29766036It's kinda like legos but instead of buying the legos you dig em up and take them from dead things.
>>29766036>What do you like about it? It's always seemed strange to me.Sandbox games tend to polarize people into love or hate; that's all there is to understand about it.
>>29765971I think most of us are done. We got our chuckles and are willing to let his reputation stew. Maybe in a few weeks someone will remember that this ever happened and inform us of the result.That and its pretty late. We've got to get to sleep so we aren't dead for saturdays. Saturdays are prime /tg/ related material days with groups meeting, grocery getting, and post office visitin' going on.
>>29766086soon 7 am here, draft starts in 6 hours. 30 min travel.Hmmm
>>29765935He's legend. Much wow
>>29766145I know that feel fellow 30 min travel brosometimes I skip drafts out of pure laziness
>>29766220Imagine if you could just walk out of your apartment, go down one block, and sit down in your FLGSthat would be heaven.
>>29766278>tfw your place is big enough to host drafts/EDH nightsFeels good bros
For people posting that board, actually using an avatar will make you look a lot more legit.
>>29766397>your placeWait a second, are you talking about your actual home here?
>>29766397Ohh hell no, I wouldn't let the people that frequent my FLGS's FNM's within a fucking mile of my house.
>>29766469Goth kids, Ponyfags, full blown autists, goth kids that dont shower, ponyfags that dont shower, weeaboos that dont shower, weeaboos that have never showered in their life, and the 9-10 people I actually like playing with.
>>29766434Yes>>29766469I don't just let randoms in, I invite people I know aren't shit. It's much better then playing with random durdles at a smelly game store.Plus we can drink.
>>29766531but then you wouldn't have enough players for a proper FNM?FNM's at my FLGS usually have at least 40 people.
>>29763626How dense is this lion's mane?
>>29766614He's been called "the retard of his generation" by some.
>>29766588You don't need 40 people to draft bro, 16 works just fine.
>>29766668Oh I know. Just more fun with a large pool of players.
>>29766705I disagree. I would rather draft with 15 other people who I know I enjoy being around, then take my chances with 39 people I have never met before.Maybe you live in a place with an amazing FNM crowd, but the stores around here are full of sperglords, loud 12 year olds, and people who smell like death. I prefer not be around those people.
>>29766614Likely not as dense as he seems, its not like he would be the first person to drum up site traffic using 4chan.
We did it, gays! There's a Gold Thread on suptg that isn't another fucking drawfagless quest!
I'm not sure I know how to raid. I seem to be having a reasonable discussion with these people instead.
>>29758234we dont want him either.
>>29767241Wait, are you actually one of these Derium people came here to join us in making fun of this autist?Because if so, welcome. Feel free to hang around and enjoy yourself!
>>29767283No, I think he means he's a furry
>>29767322I am the lion
>>29767213Yeah, me too. Aside from the Lion, they all seem like pretty normal and rational people.
>>29761493>>29761042
>>29767483yeah they told me they understand why i want them and they totally are cool they just dont want regular people like you and me to get ripped off somewhere down the line. these are just cool people its not there fault
Here's what the site admin has to say about Lion and his mess. Seems this fellow isn't going to be on this particular forum much longer.
>>29761194...Can he make me a girlfriend?>>29763025FUCK YEAH!LAUNCH ALL VANS, FOR GREAT JUSTICE!!!>>29763503...Double check The Fisherman's package Actual, switch to reverse helicopter fly ordinance.>>29763691Negative Actual, the Heresy is EXTRA LARGE, repeat, the Heresy is EXTRA LARGE!>>29764005Duck is rolling, I repeat, DUCK IS ROLLING!!!>>29764017...I haven't stopped using this username since the AdultSwim boards...>>29764185Tis a decent name, NOW HAND OVER THE PIE!!!>>29764316Yosh!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udKNPnfHP1c
>>29764077Fuck me.
>>29767213Yeah, I talked to some of the other folks on there, and MTG Lion seems like an anomalous sperglord who wormed his way into their site staff somehow.
>>29768470By virtue of having a youtube following, according to >>29768128
>>29768128And justice was served today.
>>29764077I still use this in various forms. Because Potato guy influenced me heavily as a kid.
