Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>Rena went out to replenish her stock of food after it mysteriously vanished.>While outside she met the villain, the Monster Master! She managed to succesfully stop the Villain from attacking her friend and ally, Magical Girl Sparkle, but at a great cost...>She then interrogated her and found out a terrifying secret... If she drinks any blood at any point the following week she would turn into a terrifying ghoul!>Also some stuff happened with Queen but that's not important.
>>29755267RENA:Hide. Under your bed. With kitty. With robomaid guarding you. For a week.
>We now join our hero on the 5th day of her self imposed exile. So far she has managed to keep to herself and live off of what she has stashed away. The odd voices in her head telling her to drink blood have stopped and it seems like she'll make it.>She then gets a letter in the mail. It's from the Hero Association and simply reads 'Rena, congratulations on becoming on S-Class Hero! You are now S-Class 15 with the official hero name of Rena the Rock. We invite you to celebrate your promotion at the Hero Association and to receive the new rules and regulations of being an S-Class....What?
>>29755322Call up MGS and ask about it.
>>29755267Don't worry Rena, if you make a pillow fort and hide there long enough with your mouth stuffed with cotton balls so you don't bite your tongue in blood lust desperation, I'm sure it'll be alright.Oh no, who'll look after Kitty! Kitty has blood. Sweet flowing blood...maybe just a ...STAY STRONG RENA!
>>29755322call them up and ask them to please delay the celebration for two days, please. please. pretty please with sugar on top.We're sort of dealing with... ghoul things. Yeah. That's the ticket.
>>29755322Call up MGS and complain about your Hero Name!Seriously, 'Rena the Rock'? You sound so lame!
>>29755322>S-Class Rank 15
>>29755322>The odd voices in her head telling her to drink bloodNiceAlso get a webcam, it'll help to be at the meeting while staying at home
>>29755322Okay, first thing first. Can you call in sick? Because you are sick.Then, spend some money on getting stuff that'd keep you warm, happy and entertained for the next week.As for the promotion thing, you've got bigger things to worry about now.Like not accidentally eating your cat because you're turning into a bloodthirsty ghoul.
>>29755351>Oh no, who'll look after Kitty! Kitty has blood. Sweet flowing blood
>>29755369Also another revenue source, possibly.
>>29755322Yup, take sickie for two more days, they gotta understand.
>>29755322>Call MGS. Call in sick. Remain in exile until MM+ says it's safe.
>>29755322Your mother didn't raise a savage, go attend your own party filled with delicious bloodsacks.
>>29755371Rena only needs to endure 2 more days.
>>29755377>watching hero rena eat lasagna and play the latest JRPG bullshit
>>29755322Desperately hope that they haven't planned the event yet, and ask for it to be at any point past two days in the future. Also, call up Cynthia and see if she has any further info or advice on our 'situation'.
>>29755322Call MGS to bitch nonstop. Then tell her that you'll not be leaving the house for another two days under no circumstances. Ask her when this meeting is. If it is within two days, demand that she have it delayed.
>>29755322Oh dear, that's a pickle, maybe Magical Girl Sparkle can help
>>29755410Hey. I'd pay for it.
>>29755410>play the latest JRPG bullshitDigital Devil Saga seems to be a good choice, I think
>>29755410hey it has to be someone's fetish...
>>29755355> Rena the Rock> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dOGF1h4GxSs>>29755377You mean we should film kitty?
>>29755422Ooh after that call Bridgette to give the news. You climbing the rank will probably get her to climb the ladder in villain ranking probably.Also if she doesnt already know, tell her about the ghoul thing.
>>29755322Here's an idea if attending the celebration is unavoidable.Call Madam Hourglass to speed up time, have the 2 day deadline pass in 2 seconds or something!See if Sparkle can arrange something to make that happen.
>>29755322immediately call up the hero association and tell them you've been LITERALLY lying around at your house playing videogames for a week.This is not hte activity that gets an S class promotion, is it?
>>29755512>This is not hte activity that gets an S class promotion, is it?You've seen how Hero Accociation works over the last couple threads...
>>29755512> Honest! We like that in our heroes! Have another promotion!
>>29755322Call MGS.No words.Only blubbering.
>>29755512>Wow Rena, you're so bored with measly A-class villains that you have to play videogames?
>>29755544>Makes a new R class to accommodate how great we are*sobs internally*
>>29755351>>29755371>>>29755402Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, it's back!I was doing so well, too!It's okay, Rena... You can do this. Just stay strong.I need to call Sparkle... Everything is just getting worse.>Rena calls up Magical Girl Sparkle on her laptop. It takes a moment but the magical girl picks up. She doesn't look very happy.>Rena explains to her everything that's been going on but skips over the 'horrible ghoul' bit. She just says she's really sick and needs some alone time. When she gets to the S-Class meeting bit Sparkle looks away.MGS: "Rena... I'm so sorry about that. I didn't want you to be S-Class. I voted against it but just about everyone else thought you were ready. You're stronger now but... You're not strong enough for this. I'm so sorry... I couldn't even do this for you."
Find every single S-rank and punch them in the cock.
>>29755561Is there some way to get out of S class?
>>29755561It's alright, she tried. Tell her so.After all, what's the worst that can happen?
>>29755561"It's okay. You tried! I have a lot of friends to support me. I'll be okay."
>>29755561Can I get demoted for lack of activity? We can stream video games and have Bridgette cook us lasagna until our rank goes down.
>>29755561It's okay MGS. You did more than enough for our sorry ass already.So... What do you know about ghouls?
>>29755561Tell her in no uncertain terms that you don't blame her. You really appreciate how much she's done for you, and that you'll totally leave her some awesome stuff in your will. BECAUSE OH GOD WE ARE GOING TO DIE.More importantly though, seriously. No event until at least two days from now.
>>29755561Its alright magical girl bloodsack, I am sure that you did your bloody best.There is no bad blood between us.
>>29755561You're saying it like it's a death sentenceI mean, it's just a promotion, right?R-right?!RIGHT?!!
>>29755561>"It's alright. I'll just have to not die. So far, I have had a 100% success rate at this task. I'll see you in a couple days when I'm better."
>>29755561Ask why on earth they thought you were ready? Or at least who specifically voted for making you S-Class.
>>29755561Look at it this way Rena, you'll be able to save the world now and you'll be famous!
>>29755591Look at that picture carefully
>>29755561Huh? Why should she be blaming herself? She's been in our corner pretty much day one, if she says she trired then she did. Silly Magicalgirl.We just need her to set us up a webcam meeting or whatever, we can freak out at tbeing above our weight class after we're no longer in danger of the whole canabalistic ghoul thingy.
>>29755634Those are skype friends.
>>29755561Don't worry, we dont blame you, MGS. You've saved us plenty of times. I'm still glad we got the chance to return the favor at least once.One of your friends can control time, right? Any chance she can accelerate our body or something, so our blood addiction passes sooner?
>>29755561Sniffle, then ask "C-can I at least have the hat back?"
>>29755561it's okay sparkle, things will be fine.Now can you tell me -specifically- who voted me into S class?I may have a prank war to engage in.Either that or weeping.
>>29755603Yes>>29755568But what if they're ladies?>>29755561It's okay Sparkle ( cry ) you're a good friend. And...and... (Crying intensifies) I can't stop thinking that your blood must taste like bubble gum,
>>29755634Oh wow, she's got like so many friends now.
>>29755651This. I'm seconding this.
>>29755561Ask if it's possible to get demoted for stealing. After all, you've accumulated quite a lot of stolen property in your home. Granted this stuff used to belong to the villains, but that's beside the point.
>>29755651yes the hat
>>29755667>that your blood must taste like bubble gumOh my god that's probably true
>>29755684Heroes take trophies all the time. Just look at batman.
>>29755561> but skips over the 'horrible ghoul' bitIt's a bad idea to keep this secret from your friends when they might be able to help.I'm just saying.
>>29755561More importantly, we've seen the person who's been recruiting evil magical girls. We could describe them, if you want.
>>29755684Our apartment is like the bat cave's trophy room
>>29755667>I can't stop thinking that your blood must taste like bubble gum,It's true
>>29755603you do know if she becomes a ghoul she will be mindless and you will never get lesbians.
>>29755561Ask her to get some people together to attend your inevitable funeral. You don't want to die alone and unremembered, right Rena?
aaaaadon't hang up sparkle
>>29755706No we haven't that was QotW's previous incarnation until she died of blood loss after being torn in half.All that rich nigh immortal Royal blood just splattering on the side walk and being used to write heiroglyphs
>>29755726note to self:put more people on our friends list.Who is on it right now? bridgette and sparkle?Let's add a subfriend list. For folks like shadow man, and chet, and queen.
>>29755703I can only imagine MGS' reaction to this
>>29755751But Queen would just forget about it within a day or two...
>>29755751Does Robomaid have Skype? Is it built in to her systems?
"... Why do you sound like I'm going to die..? Am I going to die? Sparkle, please tell me. No, don't start crying... Sparkle, please."MGS: "People who are in S-Class die. I've almost died man times. You're not sent on nearly as many missions but the ones you are sent on are deadly. As far as I know no one has been demoted off of S-Class. You could quit the business or petition. Honestly, Rena... You might want to just quit.""I'll... I'll make that Plan B. Who voted me into S-Class."MGS: "I believe it was Balloon Man who first proposed it. He said you have been amazing so far and a very likeable person.""Can I just pretend I'm not likeable? I'll be a huge jerk to everyone. Will that get me demoted?"MGS: "I'm not sure if you're capable of doing that. Just... I'll try and make it so they don't throw anything too difficult at you. Hopefully just A-Rank missions. That's all I can do for now.""Okay. And none of this was your fault, Sparkle. You've been super awesome to me."MGS: "... Thanks.""Also, Sparkle. What do you know about Ghouls?"MGS: "Ghouls? The horrible flesh eating undead?""Yeah, those."MGS: "Well they're... Wait, why do you ask?""Just curious."MGS: "... Well, they're like vampires but instead of blood they need to eat raw meat. They're notoriously difficult to kill. So much so that anyone who 'can' create them is hesitant to do so. Jiang-Shi, the Villain, is a Lesser Ghoul. Someone turned into one after death. Normal ghouls are much stronger."
>>29755775Nah, QotW forgets only when she dies. And we gave her a journal so she can remember us.
>>29755775She'd also forget being drained to a dedicated husk everyday...no, too much Royalty could go straight to Rena's hips
>>29755782How strong are ghouls compared to vampires and does your blood taste like bubblegum?
>>29755782It's simple!All we have to do is join the Villain's Association for a little bit!That should bring our rank down.Right?
>>29755782Balloon Man...why...Hmmmm, maybe ask if they can put off the celebration for a couple of days? At least get the ghoul thing over and done with.
>>29755782Start weeping too. If the most hardcore bitch that we know is crying, we really are doomed. Preemptively tell her that we really do love her and she's the best friend ever, you know, in case we die in the next couple days. Which we probably will.Ask if she's ever fought a ghoul. Because if that damned party happens before two days pass, she might just have to fight one.
>>29755782Just curious Sparkle, with your cute-ification powers, have you ever bit your tongue hard enough to draw blood? Does it taste like cherries or something?Just curious.
>>29755782Rena, I think it's time you tell Sparkle why you can't attend the meeting.Oh shit. We didn't die from that bleach, did we? Are we a lesser ghoul because our vampire side brought us back after our death from poisoning?
>>29755782Well guess whose chances of not dying are about to rocket sky high! HahahaWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
>>29755782...ask what her blood tastes like.
We have to get that magic top-hat back.
>>29755782Mention MM+ warned us about turning into a ghoul, and that she looked sincerely worried. Then inform Sparkle of your ingenious plan to avoid drinking blood :Sparkle must them to reschedule. Because you need time to buy them all presents for the occasion. You know, for electing you to such a prestigious position. Make it a present exchanging party.They like presents, right? Then they just need to let you do your shopping.Alone.At your house.For about three days.No coming over to peek, either.By the way, you're going to have to get them actual presents. Try shopping online.Oh, can we get our hat back too?
Tell her why you can't come to the meeting.Then ask to meet Jiang. We need some advice.
>>29755782Spill Rena, tell her what Cynthia told you while you were running interference for Sparkle and Benjamin.
>>29755782Rena, I understand why you're nervous about this, but you shouldn't be keeping secrets from her. I think it's best for her to know about this.Also ask about the time magic trick. That was a good idea.
get MM+ hep to last the last few days
>>29755862You know what? That's cute enough and in-character enough to be completely believable. I'm seconding this man.
>>29755782"So they have to like... eat humans? Or will just bloody steak do?"Because you know, they basically sell raw meat in like every supermarket. And "notoriously difficult to kill" doesn't sound all that bad to me...
>>29755870YES. Well, that and apologize for totally abusing her poor body too.
>>29755862LET'S DO THIS
>>29755782Why are you asking Sparkle? Ask Bridgette.
>>29755870Actually, yeah, let's touch base with Jiang.
>>29755912>totally abusing her poor bodyLewd
>>29755782continue Undead Detoxif any S class asshole comes a knocking, tell its meditation training
>>29755969So very lewd.We even made a new hole, just to fill it with a whole arm.
>>29755988>tfw we end up waifuing her just because only her body can handle usAlthough we have RM for that
>>29755870Yea, we should call Jiang and ask her if a ghoul can eat just a raw steak.
Nooooo, I don't want to tell her I might become a horrible ghoul. She'll just get super worried about me.Also, I'm worried she'll get mad at Cynthia. I don't want that either..."How very interesting. Listen, Sparkle, I really wanna go to this super cool S-Class party but I need some time. Like, three days time."MGS: "For what?""To buy presents for everyone. You know, for uhm... Electing me to this prestigious position. We can make it a party exchanging party. Everyone likes presents, right? I just need to do some shopping. Alone. In my home. For three days. No coming over to peek, either. Sound good?"MGS: "Uhm... Sure. I'll pass your message along to the others.""Oh, one more thing. About the ghouls. Is that human flesh or just any flesh?"MGS: "I heard any flesh is fine so long as it's uncooked. Rena these questions are really starting to wor-""You're breaking up, bye!">Rena hangs up.I'll be fine. Just no thinking about blood for a few days. I can do it.>>29755870I actually don't have her number... I don't think she even has a phone.I could call up Bridgette or Cynthia. But I haven't told Bridgette about what's going on, either. I don't want her to be mad at her sister again.
>>29756083Well, call Cynthia then. Least she could do after causing the mess is help contain it.
>>29756083>Rena these questions are really starting to wor-"I love how rena is just doing SOMETHING over here.I hope it becomes a running theme in the quest."Uh, I'll be over there in... an hour. I'm doing sssstuff. Yeah."Then it zooms out like a little and it shows she is busy trying to get a kraken to fit in her bathtub.
>>29756083Let's call Cynthia. She DID seem pretty sorry for all of this, I'm sure she'd help us out.Also, check online if there's any butcher's places in the area. 'Cause we might need to buy an entire cow or something.
>>29756083get robomaid to bring you some tomato juice
>>29756083Doesn't the prison have Jiang's number? We can call them.
Sparkle is kind of genre savvy isn't she?I think we just set off all the flags. Be prepared for her visit Rena.And sure might as well call Cynthia.
On a note almost entirely unrelated to current events, have some MM+ fanart.
>>29756083Rena. These are your friends. When you lock yourself in your house for a week they worry about you. When you don't tell them anything they worry more.They'll worry either way so maybe they should be worrying about the right thing.
>>29756083Eh, let's just hang out with Robo Maid then. Maybe browse Amazon for actual gifts. ThinkGeek is pretty neat.
>>29756083Let's buy presents online, and order dominoes online, they have pasta dishes too, and we can make sure it's loaded with garlic to help keep bad vampire thoughts away and protect the delivery boy
>>29756101Why contai... wait no, wrong situation
>>29756130I have the strangest boner right now
>>29756083You have to tell someone Rena. Call and tell Bridgette right now!
>>29756083Call Cynthia.Also start thinking of gift ideas. Check the hero database for inspiration.
>>29756083Wait, what if Cynthia was lying to us? What if we needed to drink blood to stop the ghoul transformation?We need a doctor!
>>29756130Dem abs. I think Im in love.
>>29756083Why would she be mad? Her sister warned you for your own good. She'd only be mad if Cynthia lied to you, and if she did don't you think you'd want to KNOW THAT?!Not that I think she did. Just tell Bridgette so she stops wondering why you haven't spoken to her in 5 days.
>>29756083Call Bridgette, tell her that apparently all it takes to become an S-Class hero is throw rocks at people and steal their stuff. That sounds kind of wrong
>>29756130MM+ confirmed for best woman that wants to jump Rena's bones.
>>29756130>Muscle girl lamia MM+.
>>29756083How did you not tell Bridgette? Isn't she watching Kitty?Did you get Cynthia to do it? I thought cats hated Cynthia.
>>29756083Call Bridget. Tell her about the stuff. Bribe her with present if she is able to not explode at her sister.
>>29756083If she knows you're keeping secrets from her, she'll just worry more in the long run. Where is this sudden insistence coming from? You've never been this reluctant to discuss your problems before. I'm beginning to suspect outside influence.
>>29756206bribe her with present TO KEEP HER FROM EXPLODING*
>>29756208Maybe DWE's hat left evil crystal thoughts in our brain?
>>29756083Call Cynthia.Also, hide your cat, you'll probably eat her if shit gets serious enough. And giving her to MM+ to take care off will show that we're willing to forgive and trust her.
>>29756247Not possible. Nobody can eat Kitty.
>>29756247Cynthia and cats don't mix.
>>29756247We just have to make sure we're constantly full and can't possiblybdrimk any blood. We order all the takeout
Can we get a present for everyone but Balloon man? When he asks for his present, we throw a rock at him as hard as we can.
So what exactly is the breakdown of the MM family's powers? MM can summon monsters to do her bidding, MM+ can turn parts of her body into different monster parts, MMA can turn into fully fledged monsters, MM++ can sleep with monsters, and the dad is the very idea of monsters?
If Rena becomes a ghoul, I wonder what would happen if she ate the weird creature that offered contracts.
>>29756285Which is delivered by delicious bloodbags.
>>29756288But Balloon man is cool.
>>29756285Then we eat the delivery man.
>>29756288That should let the air out of his over inflated ego...Does he have an ego? It's been so long I forget....wait...didn't he help with your ex bf problem, Rena? We can't hurl rocks at him.
>>29756307It is the only way to defeat the ultimate evil.
>>29756288I got it! I know what we should give everyone for their present!Rock Candy!hell! we could get endorsement deals with some rock candy manufacturer
>>29756313He's an airhead, though.
>>29756317>>29756313He's the one that got us into this situation!
>>29756288NoStalk him and in the moment of greatest need throw rock at his balloonOur revengeance against Hero Association finally begins
>>29756208It's 'because' I've been unloading my problems every chance that I get that I... I don't want to anymore.I can do one thing on my own, right? I'm a grown girl.But... I guess making them not worry is something I can do.>She calls up Bridgette. It just goes to voicemail. She leaves her a message saying to call back when she can.>Cynthia's phone is the same.I guess they're out being Villains or something.>>29756141I could go for some pizza.>Rena calls up a nearby pizza shops and orders two pizzas with 'everything on them and extra garlic with garlic bread'.>Less than half an hour later the pizza arrives.PB: "Two pizzas with everything on... Woaaaah! You're Rena the Rock! Aw man, this is fuckin sweet. Dude, can I get your autograph?">Rena's mouth is watering.>It isn't because of the pizza.>Roll a d20-1 to resist attack the poor pizza boy
>>29756314We send Robomaid to pick it up. I mean,!right now the only thing protecting our neighbors from bloodlust is 2 or 3 inches of reinforced drywall. And we could put a hole in that without powers.
>>29756288>>29756317>>29756332Balloon Man is nice though, he just doesn't know any better.
>>29756329We could easily make some.
Rolled 12>>29756347Poor random pizzaboy.
Rolled 14 - 1>>29756347resist Rena. RESIST!
Rolled 18 + 1>>29756347Oh god, oh god, call for Robomaid immediately. Even if we attack, she should be able to save us.
Rolled 10>>29756347Please be alright pizza boy.
Rolled 8 + 1>>29756347rena just because you don't have a boyfriend doesn't mean you can jump the bones of the first handsome pizza boy you seeLife isn't like the movies.
>>29756347Just a lick.
Rolled 6 - 1>>29756347Uh oh.
Rolled 3 - 1>>29756347FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
Rolled 8>>29756347BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!
Rolled 7 - 1>>29756347
Rolled 19 - 1>>29756347
Rolled 6 + 1>>29756347I'm sure everything will be fine.
Rolled 13 - 1>>29756347>>Roll a d20-1 to resist attack the poor pizza boy
>>29756329Which means more money, which we won't spend on anything ever. We're sitting on dough.You know, if we survive this thing, we'll buy so much cool stuff for our apartment and throw the largest housewarming party ever. New TV, air conditioning, surround system, everything. Hell, we can ask QotW to do some shopping with us. At least lets enjoy the fruits of our labor.
Rolled 5 + 1>>29756347Look into your heart Rena! This isn't what you want!
>>29756347This is WAY too lewd. Is Rena seriously tempted to pounce on the pizza boy?
Rolled 6 - 1>>29756347
Rolled 10 + 1>>29756347goddamnit I told you to interact with no one but robomaid!rena you dunce!
Rolled 16 + 1Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb>>29756347Resist!
>>29756130>musclegirl ara ara
>>29756347But Rena, you're not a dude.
>>29756347Give him a wad of cash from your mattress since we don't understand small denominations of bills any more.Autograph the money.Take pizza.Slam door.
Rolled 9 + 1OH NO
Rolled 5 - 1>>29756347Come on Rena, you can do it!
Rolled 9 - 1>>29756347Where's Robomaid? She doesn't have flesh.
>>29756347Next time, get your maid to answer the door for you.Also, you should be wearing a gag. Precautions, right?
>>29756130>>29756194Requesting muscle-girl spiderwoman MM+ next.she is wrapping Rena in her web
in b4 low quality pornographic movie starring pizza boy.
in universe, how long has Rena been a hero? a few weeks?
>>29756368Assuming best of 3 then this is pretty good
>>29756448>in b4 low quality snuff movie starring pizza boyFTFY
>>29756481>low quality snuffall snuff are low quality.
>Rena fails and her bloodlust takes over. She charges after the pizza boy but is quickly held back by her maid."Come onnnn! Just one bite!"RB: "Mistress, I failed you. I should have answered the door. Minimum Wage Slave, here is $100,000. I apologize on behalf of my mistress. Go, and forget this happened."PB: "O-okay...">The boy flees. Robomaid drags Rena and the pizza inside and locks the door. It takes a few minutes but eventually Rena calms down. She starts crying.>Robomaid pats her back.RB: "It is okay, Mistress. You are almost through.""I almost bit his neck and drank his delicious blood..."RB: "But you did not and that is what counts."I hate everything...
>>29756462This is a question I want answered.
Rolled 10 - 1>>29756555Eat the pizza loudly.
>>29756555It's okay Rena. You'll get through this. Eat your pizza and try to get some sleep.
>>29756555>here is $100,000SONUVABITCH
>>29756555well, this is going to start rumors....TRY THE GARLIC BREAD! WHAT COULD POSSIBLY GO WRONG!
>>29756555Eat heavily processed dairy products to make yourself feel better.Also, call up Shadow to find out Jiang's number. We need more info on this ghoul business.
>>29756555Just get MM+ to turn ya all the way. Taint that bad! I mean come on, you could be Alucard! Everyone loves Alucard! Except for Nazis and his bitch waifu but they don't count!
Rolled 11>>29756555I thought we resisted though?
>>29756555>Minimum Wage Slave, here is $100,000. I apologize on behalf of my mistress.The day the pizza boy got lucky outside a random hot sex video.
>>29756555Thanks for the save, RM. We'll want to be more careful of that in the future.Okay, after this close call we shouldn't take any more chances. You'll want to spend the next three days in handcuffs and on a leash.
>>29756555Well this is gonna start rumorsAnd our close friendship with AH
>>29756612RM managed to make it in time to catch Rena. It wasn't a resist check after all i guess. Or maybe she resisted long enough to let RM come and save the day.
>>29756555>I hate everything...C'mon, you don't hate pizza. And you got pizza right here. No tears, only pizza now.
>>29756555thank robomaideat pizza>>29756617he's gonna come back soon for a robomaid/rena threesomewhich would actually be possible, since Rena is only sexually attracted to food, and she sees him as food now.
>>29756617>>29756555>pizza man gets 100,000 dollarsI think this is what rena is going to do with her money from now on.But some noodles. Pay with a wad of 20,000 dollars.She doesn't understand money any more, because she has too much.
>>29756555Eat some pizza. Thank your wonderful maid. Try not to think how many frozen lasagnas $100,000 would have bought.
>>29756555Cheer up, Rena. Just 2 more days and you'll be fine! It's a good thing you didn't give up the powers even with these complications. You've got S-Class shit to deal with now!Erm, maybe I shouldn't have mentioned that.Anyway, you should eat, buy those presents, and then get these two days over with.
>>29756637>Well this is gonna start rumorsHey, if someone handed me 100 grand to forget what I just saw, I honestly would.
>>29756536>the video gets leaked>some villain shows it in HA>everyone is shocked>except AH who's having a field day>also somehow promotion, or bonus at this point
>>29756555> 100,000$That's... That's all our cash, isn't it?
>>29755267>If she drinks any blood at any point the following week she would turn into a terrifying ghoul!Time to drink some blood.
>>29756660>thank robomaid>eat pizzadon't confuse the two
>>29756555It's okay Rena, after this is over you'll be fine.Wait Robomaid just gave that guy 100k. How much cash do you have now?
>>29756706haha no.I don't think so.
>>29756717does it matter?S-Ranks make mad bank
Rolled 11 - 1>>29756713Thank the pizzaEat Robomaid
>>29756662RM gave the money. Rena wouldnt do that.
>>29756717>How much cash do you have now?plenty
>>29756662Oh god, we've got Affluenza!QUICK, START A CHARITY! THE RENA "BUILD A BETTER ROCK" FOUNDATION!No, the Fundation! Because it's enjoyable!
>>29756706It's half of our prize money for the field day.
>>29756725You know, considering how we can't drop the S rank, we might spend that stuff on making sure our home can't get wrecked by a villain or something.
>>29756706Oh no, that's not even one day's salary.
She probable has like 3 or 5 more. Plenty of money to order more pizza.
>>29756706>>29756749We also have $290,000 in our mattress aside from the prize money, but that was way back in thread 13. Not sure what the current total is other than >$390,000 after paying the pizza boy.
>Rena sits down on the floor and starts eating some pizza. Robomaid sits beside her and watches her mistress, ready to catch her if she springs at any poor men again.>As Rena works her way through a box, noting that the garlic has no effect on her, she wonders how she will make it the last few days...>>29756717Like... A lot? I don't remember.>>29756632Hmmm... But I don't have any of those.Oh, wait!>Rena goes into her room and pulls open a few drawers. One of them belongs to Robomaid and contains just those items. She slaps them on and returns to her roommate."Tada!"RM: "... Mistress... What are you doing..?""I've come up with a foolproof plan. If I'm bound then I can't attack anyone. What do you think?"RM: "I think that this is highly inappropriate and that you may want to think of a different way."Hmm...I need a better way to avoid attacking people. Robomaid barely caught me. What if a Villain busts in and attacks me?
>>29756809Don't let Dridgette see you
>>29756809Then you'll bite them and become ghoul. Rip out your bitey teeth.
>>29756809P... pillowfort?OH! Put a "NO SOLICITORS" sign on your door!
>>29756809PutOnAGagFoolproof.You cant bite. You cant drink blood.
>>29756809Call up Shadow so we can talk to Jiang. She's already dead and kind of rotten, so we can see her and ask for some advice without trying to attack her.
>>29756809have Robomaid handle all outside contact.you're doing important meditation training zen crap and cannot be bothered
>>29756751We should just buy the entire apartment building for ourselves and just let heroes and villains stay there rent free. If anybody fights within the premises, they get a rock to the face.
>>29756809Call Bridgette and ask her if any villain plan to attack you.
>>29756809You should have Robomaid get you a bunch of ZZZQuil and put yourself into a coma for a few days
>>29756809Oh God my heart.Maybe you should hide in a pillow fort?
>>29756809just try some tomato juicesee if it satisfies your cravings
>>29756809Too bad you can't get reprogrammed like Robomaid.Or know anyone you can trust with mind control powers to keep you from drinking blood.Well, there's Queenie but trust may be too strong a word.
>>29756809I suppose a ballgag would also be inappropriate, wouldn't it?
>>29756809How about getting a muzzle?
>>29756809She's right, you should probably use rope instead of handcuffs.
>>29756809Ther's no problem as long as no one sees, is there? Robomaid just has to keep the keys nearby in case of emergencies. And she's pretty strong herself, too.She does have keys for them, right?
Call Cynthia over. She'll love you to pieces.
>>29756809What if Cosplay Lass busts in and turns RM back to superlewd and films events that will unfold
>>29756858Seconding door sign
>>29756809What, no ballgag? We have to make sure that we can't get our teeth into someone.
>>29756875Is there someone in HA that can do that? Just hypnotizing the urges away might work for a while.
>>29756809>using a cat leashRenaRena noThis will never work
>>29756809>collar on>that blissful expressionOh my god I'm dying over here.What about face mask like Hannibal Lecter had?
>>29756809Is this a sex thing? This seems like a sex thing.
>>29756809Try wearing one of those flu-masks and put something strong smelling on the inside that prevents you from smelling blood. That should help a bit.
>>29756809You just need to be sure you can't bite. So wear a muzzle.
Oh god, I just realized that Kitty is still in our apartment and she's full of delicious blood.
>>29756809If those are too inconvenient, maybe a mask? It would stop you from biting people, but you could still eat through the slits, and you'd have full range of motion.They are pretty comfy, though, aren't they?
>>29756858I like door sign. Door sign is nice.
>>29756906>>29756879>>29756859" 'ow bout thish?"RM: "... No, Mistress. No. And don't put that in your mouth."====================================>Rena constructs a pillowfort. She tries calling Cynthia again. This time she picks up.C: "Rena~ I was wondering when you'd call. How is your little getaway going?""It's going... Well. I'm just keeping to myself for now."C: "You know all these problems would be solved if you just became a full vampire. You would be so much stronger, too~""Ehhh...."C: "Come on, Rena~ You don't seriously think I'll try and control you again, do you? We're friends."
>>29756960Maybe RM should tie us as well?Oh! And have Bridgette come over to help us with stuff. We can't hurt her if we're gagged and bound, right?
>>29756937almost as good as this expression
>>29757004Cynthia is a completely lovable and trustworthy character. She would never do you harm now!
>>29757004rena why do you own a ballgagalso, cynthia, that's the kind of thing that throws whole friendships into question. It's why nobody is friends with mind control gal.
>>29757004Full tortoiseshell harness, bondage mittens, and gimp mask.
>>29757004"But I thought you couldn't turn me into a full vampire anymore because of the thing the Doctor did."
>>29757004Rena this is clearly not working.Maybe it's a good idea to be Human again
>>29757004I actually do seriously think thatIt's a serious thought that I am currently seriously having.
>>29757004Ya, no thanks.Why did we call her?>>29757006But how would we explain this without telling her we could be a ghoul?
>>29757004She sounds entirely too happy to hear from you. Yeah, nah, she wants to control us. Ask her for Jiang's number so that we can ask her for some advice.Also ask what happens if we resist the urge to drink blood for the next few days. Would we still want to drink blood once we aren't in danger of becoming a ghoul?Also tell her not to worry, we've got a collar, handcuffs, and a ballgag on, so we should be completely harmless.
>>29757004"The sun is the problem, Cynthia. Also now I apparently have a public image to maintain."
>>29757004Do not trust Cynthia and drink some blood.
>>29757004BUT MUH GARLIC BREAD!and garlic is a common ingredient in Italian food, like LASAGNA!!!
>>29757004Her /having/ the power to control you is bad enough even if she never uses it. And even though she is a friend, she is not one that can be trusted with not using such a power.
>>29757004Refuse politely. Have Cynthia take care of our cat for us.Have her come over and pick up Kitty.
>>29757004"It's not that I don't trust you personally, but I just don't want to have a vulnerability like that. I'd like to avoid being controlled as much as possible."
>>29757004It's not about friends. It's about sending a message. Well, and staying mortal. Probably mostly staying mortal.
>>29757004>" 'ow bout thish?"It is...give a minute or two...
>>29757061You're right. Maybe Cynthia should find us gagged and bound then?And in need to have our kitty taken care off?
>>29757004But having all the strengths without the weaknesses is cool. Garlic is delicious, and sunlight is nice, and vampires have crummy novels written about them. We must decline.Tell Cynthia about your promotion too.
>>29757004Be sure to let slip that you are wearing all this bondage gear. Please, I desperately want to hear MM+'s reaction
>>29757004"No, but I love onions and garlic and being able to go out in the sun. And crossing running water. And not having to count grains of rice if they are spilled in front of me. And being able to see my reflection in the mirror. You know, all the little stuff."
>>29757004Do it! Become the night!
>>29757004Bridgette doesn't want it, so you won't do it. That and you like the sun, and garlic.
>>29757117And with the plumbing system, I'm pretty sure there's running water EVERYWHERE, we won't be able to move!
>>29757109We can take a selfie with our cellphone and text it to her."y RM think ths bd idea??"
>>29756951given RM's previous master, it most likely is
>>29755667>>29755719>>29755819I imagine it would taste more like cotton candy. Or fun dip.
>>29757180jesus christ anon I can't breathe
"It's not that I don't trust you but I love onions and garlic and being able to go out in the sun. And crossing running water. And not having to count grains of rice if they are spilled in front of me. And being able to see my reflection in the mirror. You know, all the little stuff."C: "Hahaha, of course. I understand~ Well, if you change your mind in the next two days just tell me. I imagine it must be getting more difficult.">>29757069"... A bit, yeah."C: "You know, if you want I could always just turn into a spider and bundle you up nice and tight~ You won't be able to get out of that~""I tried something like that already but Robomaid said it was a bad idea."C: "Oh my... That is quite interesting~ Next time you attempt such a thing do invite me over. It's always much better with a partner.""I can do it on my own. It's pretty simple stuff.">Cynthia laughs again."Oh, can you give me Jiang-Shi's number? I need to ask her something."C: "Sure thing~ I'll text it to you.""Thanks, I'll talk to you later."C: "Bye~">Rena hangs up and when she gets Jiang-Shi's number she gives her a call. She picks up.JS: "Hello? Who is this?""Heyyyy. It's Rena. Remember me?"JS: "... What do you want?"
>>29757180If this doesn't win I will be most cross.
>>29757265"We're turning into a ghoul pls help. Sorry about the ripping you apart, I wasn't used to my own power.
>>29757265>C: "You know, if you want I could alwaysGot any more hats?By the way drink some blood Rena.
>>29757265We might be becoming a ghoul. And we need someone to talk to that we won't eat by accident.That and we totally need to apologize for hurting you so bad? I've got ice cream!
>>29757265Oh, right. We took her hat,
>>29757265"Can you, uh, tell me about ghouls?""Please?"
>>29757265"So...What's up? Seen or eaten anything interesting lately?"
>>29757265If you tell me all I want to know about ghouls, I'll give back your hat.>>29757311Also this.
>>29757265Apologize. Apologize a lot. Tell her how it's all because you were turning into a ghoul and you're scared and why can't nothing nice ever happen and you just want to be normal again but now you'll die and eat people oh God.
>>29757292>"We're turning into a ghoul"Do we really want more people to know that?
>>29755840Probably not. Rena'd probably notice if she was dead.The continuous cellular regeneration took a lot out of her, though
>>29757265Ask if she thinks handcuffs and a leash would help.Context? For schmucks with too much time.
>>29757265Tell her about our shiny new S-rank! That means we're really strong!
>>29757350Infact that might explain why the blood cravings are back with a vengeance.
>>29757265"I'll give you back your hat if you'll give me a rundown about what it's like being a ghoul."
>>29757265"Sorry about the whole horribly mangling you thing. Quick question - if, hypothetically speaking, someone was in danger of becoming a ghoul, and wanted to stop her cravings for blood for the next two days, what would be a good way to go about it?"
>>29757265BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>>29757265Tell her you're doing research on monsters so that you can understand your arch better, and you'd like to know what it's like being a Ghoul.
>>29757396No. Never. You dont just give away hats.
Wait, wasn't her hat supposed to be cursed? Rena put that hat on recklessly, right? Shouldn't that mean she's a mishmash of western and eastern ghoul?
>>29757409Shut up blood cravings, you're not the boss of Rena.You're not even pasta.
>>29757397If she presses just tell her we're trying to save a vampire victim.It's technically true!
>>29757265"Does other food still taste normal once you become a ghoul or can you only eat raw meat?"
>>29757409NOT EVEN AN OCEAN OF BLOOD CAN QUENCH THE BLAZING FLAMES OF OUR WINNING SPIRIT!
>>29757430Jiang isn't an eastern ghoul, she's a lesser ghoul.As for the hat thing, no idea.
>>29757452Go get the full-body latex body stocking and worm into your fort for the week.
>>29757430No, thats a whole seperate curse.The good news is, if we turn into a ghoul, it probably means we get out of that obe scott-free because Rena won't have a soul....that sounded better in my head.
>>29757471RENA WHY DO YOU OWN THESE THINGS
>>29757477They are Robomaid's
>>29757409You'll never get to Rena that way!Now, If you were to mention how wonderful blood is on top of lasagna, then maybe you'd get somewhere. The blood really brings out and restore the full flavor of the lasagna, which is often lost when frozen.
>>29757440LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA LASAGNA BLOOD LASAGNA LASAGNA BLOOD LASAGNA LASAGNA BLOOD BLOOD LASAGNA BLOOD LASAGNA LASAGNA BLOOD LASAGNA BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD LASAGNA BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>>29757477They were here when she moved in.The place was a great deal. Rent was knockdown cheap for some reason...
>>29757496Yes master. Right away master.
>>29757496IS THAT BACON IN THERE
"Sorry about the whole horribly mangling you thing. Quick question - if, hypothetically speaking, someone was in danger of becoming a ghoul, and wanted to stop her cravings for blood for the next two days, what would be a good way to go about it?"JS: "... You stole my hat. After ripping my arm out and punching my insides outside with it.""I know. And I'm really really sorry about that. I will give you the money for a new hat. But I'm trying to save a vampire bite victim here. Please help me."JS: "... Fine, but this is for that person. Not you. The best way to stop blood cravings for human blood is to drink not human blood. Any sort of animal will do. It'll sate it well enough that the victim could be around people without going crazy. Is that all you need to know? You're wasting my minutes."
>>29757509You capitalize the title, you bitch!
>>29757512Yes it is.it is raw rat flesh
>>29757519>Double check it on wikipedia.
>>29757519"Who the fuck has a metered plan in this day and age!? Are you some kind of Luddite!?"
>>29757519...go ask Robomaid to go get us some blood sausages from the butcher or something. That will keep us occupied.That, or see if we can drink MM+'s blood when she's transformed, she's technically not human.
>>29757519"Oh. Thanks. You need anything?"
>>29757519Thank her profusely and order her a new hat. Or an old one from a shady website that assures the buyer that hats are in no way cursed.Then have Robot Maid go pick up some pork\cow blood from a butcher shop. We'll drink it with our pizza.
>>29757519>our rapidly assembling renafortThis is the best thing"Look, I'm sorry about the arm ripping off and inside punching out thing. Those were accidents."
>>29757519Oh know, Kitty!
>>29757519Have Robomaid tie us up.
>>29757543>YFW Rena has a metered plan
>>29757543She's ancient. Her take on technology would be on tier with Amish.
>>29757519"I'm paying for everything. And is there something more to that? And do you need anything?"Okay, Robomaid, to the butcher. Get us steaks. Lots of steaks. And meat.Have Bridgette cook them for us. We want them bloody.
>>29757519Why not Kitty!
I don't trust that ghoul.
>>29757519Ask her if she is sure that not-human blood will *not* make you, i mean the bitten girl, into a ghoul. Than thank her.
>>29757519Right away then.What animal's blood would you suggest?AND BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD
>>29757540>>29757519double check it with cynthia.and bridgette maybe.
>>29757519What is robomaid doing?
>>29757599A young greek boy should do nicely.
>>29757567PRESENTS FOR EVERYBODYYOU GET A PRESENTYOU GET A PRESENTEVERYBODY GETS A PRESENT
>>29757624she is making our pillowfort -better-.She put a R pillow on top.
>>29757519Double check that info.
>>29756130Oh my god is she adorable!
>>29757543>Who the fuck has a metered plan in this day and age!?Common thing in eastern europe by the way.Well, in some areas common thing, in others the only available thing.
>>29757627Suck it up Rena. Don't do the blood thing.Just gotta cold turkey it out.
>>29757629THAT'S IT.Our presents for all the S-Class heroes will be hats!EVERYBODY GETS HATS.
>>29757543I have a prepaid phone. It is the only thing I can afford.
>>29756663>Hero Quest chapter 19>still eating shit tier frozen lasagnaISHYGDDT
>>29757662second.we will make/buy customized hats for all of them.
>>29757662The greatest gift of all is the gift of hat
>>29757662>EVERYBODY GETS HATS.MGS gets two, because she's awesome like that.
>>29756307Those taste like stale marshmellows
>>29757662Hats for the hat god!Caps for the cap throne!
>>29757662Why would we GIVE AWAY hats when we could OWN hats?You're crazy anon.
>>29757702We're going about this wrong. Use the gifts to convince people we're nuts.GIVE AWAY THE FETISH GEAR!
>>29757676Oooh! We should make Hero Hats! Hats themed after all your favorite heroes and villains! We gonna make so much dosh!
>>29757519"Thanks for the help! If everything works out I promise I'll give you your hat back. And buy you something nice. What kind of nice things do you like?"
>>29757718Insanity = S-rank demotion, maybe. Should have clarified there.
>>29757702We will not give the hats we own. Not the hats we EARNED. We'll buy them hats.
""Look, I'm sorry about the arm ripping off and inside punching out thing. Those were accidents."JS: "Whatever.">She hangs up.Rude...>Rena calls Cynthia again.C: "Hey there~ Change your mind?""No. I was just wondering if drinking animal blood helps with the human blood cravings."C: "Hmm... Well, I've never heard of that working myself. You may want to avoid it. What if drinking any blood turned you into one? Isn't that what you want to avoid?"
>>29757733We aint givin that hat back.
>>29757718>>29757736We're keeping those. They're comfy.Maybe we'll use the fuzzy kind next time.
>>29757759>Robomaid built herself a wing of the fortDaww
>>29757736insanity isnt a problem. See: Antihero
>>29757759Better be safe than sorry.
>>29757759Robomaid keeps building up our pillow fort!Wait. Whose pillows are those?
>>29757759Make Robomaid a captain's hat. Make her our right-hand bot.
Robo-maid is the best robot ever. We should seriously ask what she wants in thanks.Alright avoid the blood then.
>>29757759...Cynthia has a point, it's really not worth the risk.Ask her to come over and wrap us up in her web, that should ensure that we can't get away or hurt anybody. That and nobody will attack if they think that she is attacking us.
>>29757759"Oh, well Jiang-Shi told me that I could do that but I wasn't sure I could trust her?. Do you know any Ghoul or Vampire experts?"
>>29757759Jiang-Shi said it helped, but the Monster family would probably be a more reliable source, so we'll go with their advice.
>>29757759Cynthia is wise. Listen to her. Do NOT drink any blood.God Robomaid you are lovable. I'm sure Rena wants to squeeze the oil out of you and drink it.
>>29757718>implying Rena knows what fetish gear is
>>29757759Good point, no blood.I love Robo-Maid's pillow fort
>>29757759Yeah, she's got a point. We should do this with sheer willpower.Come on Rena, you managed 5 days, you'll manage two days as well. Get comfy, warm, and have fun with Robomaid.
>>29757759can't we just bite something filled with tomato juice? that could work for a while...
>>29757759>What if drinking any blood turned you into one?What if NOT drinking ANY blood is the problem.I was kind of fine until I drank that drain cleaner.
>>29757759Can I have your mother/father's number?
>>29757759Fly the flag of Fort Rena!With her panties.Oh wait, we're still in Rena PoV?Eh, order the animal blood anyway. It's better than craving for your Kitty.
>>29757781>insanity isnt a problem. See: Like a half of Hero Association emplyees
>>29757759"But that would mean Jiang-Shi gave me false information. Why would she do that?"
>>29757759Theres only one solution. Unicorn bloo- I mean abstinence, yes. Do not drink any blood.
>>29757759...We need to get Robo-Maid an awesome present too. Gah why does dealing with withdrawl symptoms have to be so hard?
>>29757806Can Cynthia ask her dad for us? Maybe he knows what's the best solution.
>>29757759Hang up phone.Put on uniform.Go our and capture Pikachu.
>>29757828This. Let Robomaid practice tying you up, just in case you order more pizza.
>>29757835Kitty's hanging out with MM, so we're fine on that front.
>>29757759I know what should reduce our blood cravings, giving blood! Lets go to the blood bank and give some of our hard earned blood.
>>29757759I love our pillow fortand yes, avoid all blood.
>>29757702Give away the hats, then TAKE THEM BACK.Truly the greatest motivation for becoming a villain.
>>29757833>speaking with eldritch abomination>even if well mannered one>even if just over the phonestill bad idea
Maybe you could brink some more bleach to knock yourself out for the next few days.You already know that it won't kill you.
>>29757882MM+ could just ask them for us.
>>29757882SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!
>>29757908it makes her drink her own blood though
>>29757908Voting against this.
>>29757759What dos she mean "what if"? Shouldn't she know for sure?
>>29757838>Why would she do that?Gee, I wonder...
>>29757908cravings will become stronger.
>>29757759I wonder how far RM is going to take this pillow fort...
>>29757759This would be a horrible time to start menstruating.
>>29757908why bleach? roofies would do
>>29757955there was a unanimous silence about it.and then you broke it.
>>29757970Cynthia would totally have some roofies! Ask her for some.
>>29757882We already broke our mind/soul/sanity once, so its not like it could happen again.
"Oh, well Jiang-Shi told me that I could do that but I wasn't sure I could trust her?. Do you know any Ghoul or Vampire experts?"C: "I'm afraid I don't. I'm probably your best source of info on them. I imagine not even my dear sister would know.""Hmm... Why would she lie to me, though? It seemed like she cared about that person not becoming a ghoul. It's kinda weird."C: "Who knows? Villains have their own reasons for doing things. Just stay as you are, Rena. I'm sure you can make it on your own. You only have a little bit longer to go, right?""Yeah... Thanks, Cynthia."C: "No problem~ If you need anymore help just call.">Rena puts her phone away.I guess I can just... Stay in here for a few days.
>>29757882unless he breaks our mind again and we're in a coma for the next 2 days
>>29758021best pillow fort.
>>29758021IS THAT A FUCKING BALISTA!?Robomaid confirmed for tactical genius.
>>29758021god damnit rena just try the freaking tomato juice
>>29758021Best Pillow fort indeed...we're done for today?
>>29758053Or oil. Use robomaid like a surrogate bloodbag.
>>29758021rena:fight pillow dragon with brave lady robomaid
>>29758021>Kitty flag.Rena. Quick. Go give Robomaid a hug. Dont ask. Dont question it. Just go do it.
>>29758021Take a pic of your pillowfort and post it on your deviantart or whatever you have.
>>29758050>Sparkle comes check up on Rena 2 days later>Pillow fort now surrounds appartment complex in a star fort array of pillows.
Rolled 5 - 1>>29758021Sleep today off , Rena. You are almost done.
>>29758021Start looking up some hats to buy for the heroes, that should keep us occupied for hours.Also, help Robomaid in building up the fortifications, we can't let her be the only one channeling the Krieg regiments!
>>29758021I wish my pillow forts came with a functioning ballista.
>>29758066have you ever tried drinking oil?try it and then come back and suggest that
>>29758089It needs something.Robomaid: Deploy concertina.
>>29758021Get some sleep, Rena.We'll abscond to someone else's head since we seem to be making the blood cravings worse.
>>29758021robo maid is the best.
>>29758021Ask RM whether she can get you some roofies, take double dose and sleep it off.
>>29758021Time for Mario KartFight off urges for blood
>>29758021Does RM have radar or proximity detectors? You should turn that shit on in case a villain comes to visit. You never told QotW that you can't see anyone this week, right?
>>29758021At this point, preparing a casket is your best option.You return to being human? Okay, but the S-Rank missions will kill you in that condition anyway.You go full undead? Well, at least you'll have a comfy casket to return to every morning.
>>29758105Cant be worse than drinking bleach. Maybe she will subconsciously associate the awful taste of oil with biting into folks and sucking out their juices to help stave off the Red Thirst.
>>29758021Hang out with robomaid. she doesn't have blood... right?
>>29758105I drank gasoline once. It was bad but not unbearable. Never tried oil but i'd think it's similar.
>>29758021Gentlemen, we must add the nuclear option to our fortifications.Throw some legos in front of the walls.
>>29758021Coulda had a V8.
>>29758157Thats not nuclear, that's just Normandy Beach style caltrops
>>29758021spend the next three days building ever more elaborate pillow fortifications.These pillows will be strong enough to fend off even an S-rank attack.
>>29758157That'd get us rightfully kicked out of the Hero's Association and shunned by the Villain's Association for breaking their code of ethics.
>>29758179>turns out every S-rank has some sort of Fortress of Solitude/Batcave>Renas is just one gigantic pillow fort, with functioning drawbridge and everything
I guess I'll just sleep it off. That sounds good.>As Rena snuggles against her pillows and blankets she hears something smash through her window and then... Bridgette's voice.B: "Rena! Cynthia told me you needed help! Rena!? Where are you!?"RM: "Mistress, someone is trying to invade the fort. I have them locked on. Shall I fire?"
>>29758218Hold fire! Bridgette, stay at a distance please! I'll explain in a moment.
>>29758218...Oh fuuuuuuuck.Scream, "BRIDGETTE RUN. I am safe, just run!"
>>29758218Bridg is cool let her in
>>29758218hold fire, lieutenant!GET OUT OF HERE BRIDGETTE WE ARE DOING SOME IMPORTANT PILLOW THINGS THEY AREN'T READY YET
>>29758119Yeah, we just can't stop talking about warm, slick, flowing blood. The way it pulses through rich veins with each heart beat. Or the way that coppery flavor spreads out on your tongue and fills you with power and life. Delicate and fragile life wrapped in your arms as your teeth and lips draw the warmth from the creature before you. Not too much, else they'll grow cold and dead like so much meat. So much raw and succulent meat. Your teeth would already be dug in to draw forth the sustenance if life...while not close your teeth and begin feasting on the warmth of flesh before it's gone Rena. Drink then devour this poor imaginary fool. If you weren't' supposed to drink and eat them then they wouldn't be filled with blood or made of meat. As wonderful and satisfying as you imagine it, why leave anything to waste. It would be trivial to snap these still red bones and sup in the marrow within.
wait, bridgette can turn into monsters too right? just have her stay like that so she looks less delicious
>>29758218Welp, put on the ball gag and handcuffs, we need to keep MM safe.
>>29758218Don't fire Robomaid. By the way you are an excelent maid. Great job.
>>29758218quick rena! wear those anti biting equipment earlier! also tell robomaid to stand down
>>29758218Hold fire! Explain to Bridgette that you're not suffering, and will be fine in a few days, but it was sweet of her to worry.Wonder why Cynthia let her in on things being weird though, given Bridgette would get mad at her if things came to light.
>>29758218NO BRIDGETTE, GET OUT OF HERE NOW!
>>29758218Hold your fire RoboMaid. This one's a friendly.Bidgette, I can't see people right now, your sister says that due to her vampire curse I have blood cravings, and if I suck anyone's blood I will turn into a ghoul. Please do not enter the pillow fort, I have discovered the blood cravings are very real and most uncontrollable.
>>29758218"Stand down, Lieutenant Robomaid. This is an ally"
>>29758218The most adorable bat!Man Rena, you can't even see the adorable bat since you have to stay away from blood. I feel bad for you.
subdue and expel the intruder!Make sure to tell her why she's being thrown out first, though.
>>29758275You realise her seeing Rena like that will result in massive nosebleeds?
>>29758218oh god oh god I really hope we still have the collar on.
>>29758218"Hold your fire, Robomaid. Bridgette, hold your position. This pillow fortress is under quarantine!"
>>29758323I believe that's the point
>>29758218"Oh hey, Bridgette! I'm fine right now, but you might not want to get too close. I'm kind of... um... promise you won't blame Cynthia for it?""I'm having trouble with my vampire powers. I've been having blood cravings, and she said that I'd turn into a ghoul unless I went a week without drinking any blood. That's why I'm in a pillow fort wearing handcuffs and a leash."
>>29758218GOD DAMN IT CYNTHIATell RM to get Bridgette away from you before you drink her blood!
>>29758218No frags Robomaid, she's a friendly, a friendly!Noooo, Bloodgette, you can't see the fort yet, it's not ready. It'll be done in just a bite. Just give me a few days to finalize things and plasma the pillows together. I've had a lot on my platelet as of late so I'm sorry I haven't had time to hand out!
"Stand down, Lieutenant Robomaid. This is an ally"RM "Understood.">Rena hears Bridgette land on the floor.B: "Rena..? Why are you in a pillow castle?""It's a fort. Also, stay away from me. My vampire thing is acting up and... I'm worried if I see you I'll drink your blood. So just stay back."B: "What? But Cynthia told me you needed me here right now. She made it sound like you were in danger.""Technically, I am but it actually would be better if you -weren't- here. I had some handcuffs and stuff earlier but Robomaid said I can't use them so... Just stay back."B: "... What? Rena, what the hell is going on here? Is this why you've been away or almost a week? We've all been worried sick about you. If you'd just told me I could have given you some advice. I heard animal blood really helps curb the cravings and blah blah blah blah blah...">>29758272Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn->Roll 1d20-1 to resist attacking Bridgette.
Rolled 16 + 1>>29758424
Rolled 10 - 1>>29758424Drink her not quite dry
>>29758272You. You suck.
Rolled 15 - 1>>29758424Well shit.
Rolled 12 - 1>>29758424Lick her
Rolled 8 - 1>>29758424I have bad luck.
Rolled 12 - 1>>29758424Just... kind of get out of here please.
Rolled 20 + 1>>29758424I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, BRIDGETTE
Rolled 10 + 1>>29758424damn how do I make it -1 instead of + 1
Rolled 19 + 1>>29758424
>>29758424Oh god oh god. Quickly! Stuff that gag into your mouth!! For Bridgette's sake!
Rolled 17 + 1>>29758424But I can't be certain animal blood won't turn me into a ghoul either!
>>29758424Well fuck. She can't exactly put up much of a fight in that form either. Hopefully good rolls or Robomaid to the rescue.
Rolled 17 - 1>>29758424Who could resist that
Rolled 13 + 1>>29758424"Drinking blood causes ghoulification! I don't want to be undead!"
I can't even remember if we roll low or high in this quest...
Rolled 11 - 1>>29758424>>29758472You have to type 1d20+-1, or you could copy the email field of the people that have the right dice.
Rolled 16 + 1>>29758477It's the only way to stop yourself Rena! Robo Maid might be too slow this time!
>>29758424Robomaid! Gag us and tie us up! Now!
>>29758524Bite your own damn arm, Rena! Technically your own blood is valid. Theres just some kind of limiter
"I DON'T WANT TO DO THIS, BRIDGETTE! NOW LEAVE ME ALONE!"B: "I... Yeah, sorry.">Bridgette flies off.RM: "She is gone, Mistress. I will repair the window.">Rena huddles in a corner.Why would Cynthia tell her to come here..?Why...I want kitty.>Rena falls asleep...
>>29758575you should call bridgette and say "Okay, sorry, NOW we can talk. Over the phone."
>>29758575Awww, you better apologize and explain it to her afterwards.
>>29758575>I want kitty.WORRY
>>29758575Aww, my heart.You should totally hug kitty. cats are undead soulless monsters anyway, so it's probably safe.
>>29758590Agreed. Apologize for snapping, but we really couldn't afford to lose Bridgette AND become a ghoul.
>>29758575just one more day after this. you can do it Rena!
>>29758575At least you could control yourself when it mattered most. That's something to be proud of, Rena.Still, we'll want to train your discipline later. Should keep any other supervillains from mentally dominating you.
>>29758575You better call her over the phone.Also, considering what Bridgette said about the animal blood I think Cynthia is lying to you again.
>>29758590She is already asleep.
>>29758642Maybe she just heard it from Jiang-Shi
>>29758575I think Cynthia is trying to make the blood cravings worse to goad you into a full vampire or get you to become a ghoul.Bridgette confirmed the animal blood thing that Jiang Shi told you and Cynthia sent her over even though that's a bad idea.
================================"I am a genius, Robomaid."RM: "I am still not comfortable binding you, Mistress.""It's for the greater good! Now, just leave me in this corner! We've made it through half of the day! Only 12 hours more to go! We're gonna do this!"RM: "Okay, Mistress..."Now there is no way possible for me to bite anyone.Best plan ever, or what?>>29758590Ah... I called her in the morning but she said she was busy... And now Cynthia won't reply to my texts or anything...
>>29758699aw man.We'll have to go track them down later.
>>29758699I think Cynthia might be up to something again. It doesn't seem like she was helping.
>>29758699Well, might as well chat with Robomaid while we wait. Ask her how she's doing now that her knobs are set to some decent settings, maybe lecture her on the finer arts of cleaning.Also, got to ask her where she got all this really neat gear from and why she has it.
>>29758699...How are you going to use the toilet?
>>29758699Rena.Rena.Listen to me.Evil is going to attack while you're bound up like this.You need to get rid of the restraints and keep the mask on. We don't want to see you end up kidnapped/beaten unconscious again.
>>2975869912 hours! We can do it!Have Robomaid put on some tv or something, 12 hours is a lot of hours. Nothing violent, nothing that has even a remote chance of showing blood.
>>29758699Don't you need to use the bathroom?Also what about food?How about the toothpaste food?
>>29758575>Why would Cynthia tell her to come here..?Maybe she didn'tLook up known shapeshifters in the villain database. Anything to take youw mind off the b word
>>29758699Have Robomaid turn on a cartoon marathon and watch it for the next 12 hours.
>>29758699>"I am a genius, Robomaid."Yes you are, Rena.But did you know that YOU are full of blood?Why don't you chomp down on your tongue? You're still half human, so it will be a delightful tasty treat.You know you want to. Drink your own blood.
>>29758699Aww yeah, nice idea Rena. Nothing can go wrong with this one!Ask Robomaid to cook you some lasagne
>>29758699Well, you can explain and apologize in person once you're through this. Only 12 hours!Might want to keep Robomaid next to you though, so she can spring you out in case of Villain attack.
>>29758754I hope it isn't itchy and scratchy
Rolled 7 - 1>>29758699Rena, the bloodlust in you is increasing.Get out of here. Break your bindings.Feast on the lifeblood of mortals.
>>29758699Ignite the passion inside your soul to burn the blood cravings to ashes!!
>>29758699That's probably pretty relaxing. How are you feeling, Rena?That aside, let's chat with Robomaid, see how she's feeling about life and things. We should remember to do something nice for her, after all the help she's been.
>>29758699You do realize that MM+ is going to break in, bite you, and turn you into a vampire, right?...No. No of course you didn't realize that. I lost you at "MM+" and now you're going full denial.
>>29758699So did you waste your time in isolation or did you actually shop online for hats like we told you?
>>29758699I don't understand why you're just going to tie yourself up in a corner.You need to do something to distract yourself. Like play video games.
>>29758699Holy shit, if a villain appears in Renas home, he/she is going to be pretty fucking terrified to find Hannibal Lecter.
>>29758699Dont worry Rena. You'll make up to Bridgette. You just need to make it through these days first.
>>29758699You can't shop like this! Take that silly thing off and shop online for gifts!
>>29758794She can't do that anymore. The Doctor made it so we couldn't be turned into a full vampire by her bite.
>>29758699You know what would be really good right now?Fava beans. And a nice chianti
>>29758699Chat with RoboMaid. You two really don't talk that much.If she's going to be here, you might as well tell her stuff. She's the best roommate ever.
>>29758745>Have Robomaid put on some tv or something, 12 hours is a lot of hours. Nothing violent, nothing that has even a remote chance of showing blood.how about some retro classic?
>>29758835There are other ways to get turned into a vampire.
>>29758835But we told MM+ about the treatment and she gave us the option to go full vampire. She wouldn't offer it ion the off-chance we'll accept if she couldn't turn us one way or another.
>>29758861This is the only true path.
Watch Bob Ross paint Blood will be the last thing in your mind
>>29758796Everyone's got hats, of course. They're all adorable.Also what are the odds of a villain popping up? The only one that would want to fight me is Bridgette and she won't bother me right now. The odds are very very slim.I think that I'm quite safe in->Rena's door flies off it's hinge.???: "HERO RENA! I AM HERE TO CLAIM YOU AS MINE! I am the Queen of th-">She sees Rena.???: "...""..."
>>29758918"Please don't tell anyone how I live my life."
>>29758918Hey, what's up Queen! Sorry, can't play right now, check back in a few hours.
>>29758918You got a nice neck.
>>29758918Just please turn around, and come back in a few days?
>>29758918"can you come back tommorow? I'm kind of busy."
>>29758918See?Tell her this is a bad time.
>>29758918Sup Queenie, wanna watch some Mr Rogers?
>>29758918Where's Robomaid at?Get her to explain.
>>29758918"Can we reschedu-bluuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuud"
>>29758918I trust you will keep my lifestyle choices to yourself.
>>29758918"I'm going to eat you"If she doesn't run you should follow through on that.
>>29758918"Hi. Ummm... can you come back tomorrow?"
>>29758918Oh God Queen! Run! I don't want to hurt you if I turn into a ghoul!
>>29758918"You sound new. Did you die recently? How was it?"
>>29758918Want to watch some TV together?
>>29758918It's Queen of the world!Challenge her to a race.
>>29758918"Please go away I don't want to drink your blood right now.">try to smile with the mask on, but just look creepy/crazy"Oh wait... YOU REINCARNATE! YOU'LL BE FINE! COME ON! JUST A TASTE! IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER IF YOU DIE QoTW!!!!!! JUUUUUUUSSSSTTT AAAAAA DRROOOOOPPPPPPPPP!!!!!">thrash against the binds
>>29758918Proceed with Mr. Rogers marathon. We can convert a Villain in the process.
>>29758918So, you juicy, delicious meat bag, come here often?
>>29758918I CAN SMELL YOUR [SPOILER]LASAGNA[/spoiler] FROM HERE
>>29758918"Hey, Queen. Nice to meet you again. How's your music career going?"
>>29759008Mr Rogers could convent any villain.
>>29759017I keep forgetting you have to have the same capitalization for both.
>>29758918"You saw nothing."
>>29759017That sounds like disgusting sexual innuendo. Let's say it and creep her out enough to leave.
>>29759008I vote for having a beautiful day in the neighborhood.
>>29758918"Um, this is kind of a... special day for me. Can you come back tomorrow?"
>>29758918You need to run, your Royal blood is too tempting, come back tomorrow for a fight after I've beaten this.
>>29758918Hiss at her.
GuysGuysWhat if the number 1 hero was Mr. Rogers
>>29758918"What kind of hats do you like?"
>>29759096The Messiah is alive?
>>29758918"Robomaid, we have a guest, could you attend to her?"
>>29759096Of course Mr. Rogers is the number 1 hero? Are you implying there is a better hero than Mr. Rogers?Only Godai Yusuke and certain interpretations of Superman and Captain America even come close to him.
>>29759096That would be very special anon, then again, every hero is special in their own way. Now if you 'll excuse me there is a giant monster being a little rowdy in the land of make believe and I need to help him settle down and maybe we can have a nice quiet afternoon. Oh it's a beautiful day in my neighborhood. Rena, thebQueen is your friend even if she can't remember. Just like that nice Bridgette girl who is so worried about you. Don't fret now
>>29759096Mr. Rogers is now my next M&M character.
"Um, this is kind of a... special day for me. Can you come back tomorrow?">As the Queen of the World backs away Rena notices something... She doesn't want to drink her blood. She still wants to drink blood overall but the Queen's doesn't appeal to her at all."Wait! Come in!"QW: "I uhm... Need to go and polish my gold...""Robomaid, don't let her go!">Robomaid flies and grabs Queen of the World. She sets her right beside Rena. As Rena moves close the Queen appears to be uncomfortable for some reason.Maybe it's because she's some kind of Egyptian zombie thing? I don't feel like drinking her dry."So, how have you been?"QW: "I... I reincarnated a few days ago and all has been well since...""Oh no... You died? Does that mean you don't remember me?"QW: "I found the journal you bought me. My memories may be gone but uhm... I can tell you are a good servant. It just.... Didn't mention this side...">Rena moves closer. The Queen of the World shuffles a bit further away."How did you die?"QW: "I do not recall. I just remember... Something about a cat. That is all."Hmm.. A cat?Was it Kitty?No, that's silly.
>>29759213Explain your situation. Otherwise, this misunderstanding will fester.
>>29759213we should probably give her a full explanation.
>>29759213That's too bad.Ask if she wants to watch TV with you!
Explain your situation to her.
did she find where she died? could be clues!also explain what is going on.
>>29759213Get closer to her, let her feel your warm breath on her neck.
>>29759213"Well, I'd help look but I'm trying to stop myself from turning into an undead monster.Want to watch a Mr. Rogers marathon?"
>>29759213The Queen is so cute when she's shivering in fear for her chastity.
>>29759213Tell her the truth.You're just like this because you don't want to be a ghoul.
>>29759213"Listen, I'm sorry I look like this. Can you keep a secret?""I did this for other people's safety, because there might be a chance I'll turn into a ghoul if I attack someone."Explain everything.
>>29759213Kitty confirmed for Number 1 S-rank villain.You should probably also explain the situation to her.
>>29759213oh man, that's too bad.I'm glad you're using the journal, though! It would suck to lose just -everything- when you die.Maybe, uh, keep this out of it?
>>29759213Tell her about the ghoul thing. It'll all be done with soon, and she deserves to know as your friend.
>>29759213"Too bad we have to go through this every time you die. I'm your friend, not your servant."Capcha:
>>29759213Tell her you are so happy that you do not want to drink her blood.
>>29758918>I do not vant to suck your blood
>>29759213Explain the situation. We're doing this for the good of everyone.Also, try and help her dig up her memories. Like... Ask what color it was. How it killed her. Did it have a funny voice.
>>29759213Give rhe the full explanation, note that for some reason you don't crave her blood, hitch is weird because isn't royal blood a big deal
>>29759331She might get offended that he blood isn't appealing and try to force you to drink it.
>>29759213What happens with your previous body when you reincarnate? We might be able to ivestigate what happened. Starting tomorrow.
>>29759213Don't tell her about the ghoul thing. If we're keeping it a secret from Sparkle, we can't just go telling everyone else. This version of the Queen isn't really our friend yet.Let's hang around and talk to the Queen about how her life is going. Catch up on her idol career, watch a movie together, maybe find out where she lives...
>>29759320OH CRAP!KITTY IS QB!
>>29759213Ask her if there's a reason why a vampire wouldn't want to drink her blood.
>>29759213Tell her that when all of the city is lasagna she will have our permission to reincarnate.
>>29759393>QBBQ*.QB is already dead.
>>29759213"That sucks. The dying thing, I mean! Not me! No, I refuse to suck any blood and turn into an undead monster. That's why I'm kind of tied up here. For some reason, I don't want to suck your blood, though. Maybe because you died?"
>>29759331Her blood is probably considered holy and\or considered associated with the sun or fire. Undead traditionally don't like that sort of thing
>>29759435I prefer 2B.
>>29759393>the other contract making catDickbutt?
>>29759435C.C.For "Cloak Cat".BTW, that's what he looks like, Rena. A man wearing a cat-eared hood who offers power to villains and kills those who refuse.
>>29759441Yeah, I doubt vampires would want the blood of an Egyptian Sun Goddess
>>29759441Go sun god lineage
>>297594552B? Or not 2B?
>>29759441Or maybe she is just a better friend then the monster family.
"Well, I'd help look but I'm trying to stop myself from turning into an undead monster. Want to watch a Mr. Rogers marathon?"QW: "S-sure... I would enjoy this you p-peasant...">Rena snuggles up against Queen of the World as the two of them watch a Mr. Rogers 12 hour marathonpalooza.>As they do the two of them chat but Queen's answers tend to be only one or two words. Still Rena mentions how her past self wanted to be a singer and she should still pursue that.>When the marathon ends the Queen quickly leaves Rena's home. Rena checks the clock.Ha! I made it! No longer do I desire the blood of the innocents!
>>29759551She is never going to visit again, is she?
>>29759551Neat! Now call Bridgette and go do something with her to make up for yelling at her.Maybe see what happened with Cynthia.
>>29759551Great! Now test your newfound lack of bloodlust at the local blood bank.
>>29759551Poor Queen. Never catching a break.Anyway, time to test this out. Go outside, with RM behind you in case something bad happens.
>>29759551Get yourself out of those bindings! Find Robomaid and take her out to dinner!
>>29759551Somehow I do not believe we communicated effectively. The repercussions will last.Call Bridgette and MGS.
>>29759551Great! Now we can get hats for the Hero's Association meeting!First, we should call Bridgette and Cynthia and tell them we're doing fine. Sparkle, too; she's probably been worried about us this whole time.
>>29759551Hooray, let's celebrate! Also get QotW a nice hat for hanging out with you.HATS FOR EVERYBODY! Except the creepy ex because creepy.
>>29759551break free of your bonds with ghoul strengthfind Bridgette, apologize, and celebrate
>>29759551...Wasn't it Cynthia that said we had to last 7 days?Are we SURE it's worn off?
>>29759551i have a feeling something will grow..
"oh this? its temporary, my powers are going though some temporary side effects right now and I can't be certain i'll be able to control myself for the next day or so"
>>29759551>letting Queen leaveShould have tied her up. We'd get money for thwarting her attempt to attack us.Then again, maybe it's for the best that we weren't being watched.
>>29759632but why would Cynthia ever lie to us?
>>29759632We could be on a leash, just to be safe until we find out for sure.
>>29759551QotW: "Updated my journal."Rena, girl, are you SURE you no longer crave for blood? Test it by looking out of the window at all those bloodbags walking down the street.
>>29759551You should check with Bridgette if there's anything else you should know about Ghoul transformations.
>>29759551You should keep the mask. It looks stylin'. Would go fantastically with your magical girl costume.
>>29759551Call Bridgette. Apologize. Go out and do something with her to make up for the week of ignoring her. Explain about the S-Rank too.
>>29759665It wasn't Cynthia. It was BQ.
>>29759551Remove the restraints and call Bridgette and go shopping with her and Queenie.
>>29759551Tell Bridgette and Cynthia the good news!
>>29759551Hold on. Before you do anything hasty, do a status check. First, try exposing yourself to things like raw meat before you unbind yourself. Then test out your strength and agility, to see if you've still got them. You might try inflicting minor injuries on yourself to check your healing.
>>29759665Because I really think Cynthia would just do that. Lie to us.
>>29759551Go visit MM and explain why you were so rude.TL;DR: It's all MM+'s fault.
>>29759686Where DID Rena get that mask? Did she steal it like many of the other headwear or is this something she got from her dad or possibly a sibling.
>>29759774Are we sure that was Cynthia? We know that she left, and that ~someone~ came back recently, but how do we know it's really her?
>Rena calls up Bridgette and decides to celebrate her recovery by taking her out for some delicious coffee, not that horrible blood stuff.>She takes a look outside just to confirm... Yep, she feels totally mellow.>Bridgette knocks on her door and when Rena opens it she feels her heart stop for a second.>It seems her previous inner peace was only due to Mr. Rogers and the fact that there was no one around her who smelled appealing.>Now her hunger is back full force.MM: "Rena? Are you okay? Listen, I was talking to my sister and apparently she was playing a joke on y-blah blah blah blah blah doesn't turn blah blah blah."Oh god.I'm going to bite her.>Roll to resist. 1d20-50
Rolled 2>>29759810Bad Rena!
Rolled 2 - 50>>29759810damnit MM+ you were wrong!WROOONG!
Rolled 10>>29759810Well, fuck.
Rolled 15 - 50>>29759810resist
>>29759810Ballgag. Now.It's your only hope.
Rolled 1 - 50>>29759810>>Bridgette knocks on her door and when Rena opens it she feels her heart stop for a second.
Rolled 20>>29759810>-50oh sweet jesus we're fucked
>>29759810Is this 1d20 - 50, or 1d20 - 5?
>>29759810Manage an "I'm sorry."
Rolled 8 - 50>>29759810"RUN!"
Rolled 7 - 50>>29759810
Rolled 25 + 20>>29759810Okay, so 20-50 means roll 1d30 + 20?
>>29759845>>29759850The Dice Gods move in mysterious ways.
Rolled 15 - 50>>29759810we can do it guyseasy peasy
Rolled 3 - 1>>29759810STOP
>>29759810>Roll to resist. 1d20-50>1d20-50>-50
>>29759845>>29759850Huh. Just Huh.
>>29759810At least go for the neck, not the face.So she can wear a high collar and hide it.
>>29759851The highest of the first 3 rolls was 10, does it even matter?
>>29759863No. Roll a 1d20.with a -50 penalty.
Rolled 10 + 50>>29759810
>>29756432Eh.Didn't want to bother figuring out how the second bit would work, but eh.More quick doodly MM+ fanart.
Rolled 19 - 50>>29759810Welp.Hopefully her blood tastes good, at least.
>>29759914>quick doodly>quick doodly>QUICK DOODLY
>>29759908Oh, okay then.
look on the bright side, at least we are going to be hella hard to kill. witch is good since we somehow ended up S class.
>>29759441Or she's already a vampire?
>>29759810i just hope she bites in a really provocative way.
>>29759914Bite yourself, rena.Srs.This should work
>>29759810NNNNOOOOOOO NO NO NO NO NOOOOOO!!!
>>29759914oh sweet entity above yes!YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
>>29759810BRIDGETTE TURN INTO A BAT QUICK!
>>29759810Oh yeah, we still had another 24 hours, didn't we?Whoops.
>Rena tackles Bridgette.B: "BLARGH!">The next few minutes are a blur to Rena. She can just remember delicious flavors filling her mouth and the color red.>Robomaid yanks her off of Bridgette.Oh godOh god.I screwed up...I'm going to be a ghoul.noooooooo!>Rena starts crying. Bridgette stands up and holds her bleeding neckB: "DAMMIT, RENA! I thought you had it under control now!"I thought I diiiiiiiid! Run! Before I eat your flessssh!"B: "YOU'RE NOT GOING TO TURN INTO A GHOUL! AT LEAST NOT FROM ME!""Huh?"B: "I'm not fully human! My blood won't change you! Sis was pranking us when she sent me over! This really hurts!">She goes to get some bandages.Oh...So I'm still okay.And I don't want to drink blood anymore.B: "I don't know why the fuck she thought this would be 'so adorable!'. This hurts like a bitch."Ha...Wow.I was so worried.
>>29760008Either that or Rena is just really really hungry since she forgot to eat during that time.
>>29760015That's a lotta bites.
>>29760015well, it's BEEN a week, I should have been fine.
>>29760015For this, Cynthia does not get a hat.
>>29760015Wait. So does that mean that we should just drink your blood if we get a craving? I-I'll be a lot more gentle next time, I promise!
>>29760015Crawl up in shame and apologize
>>29760015Tell her you'll make it up to her. Anything she wants to do?
>>29760015It was so close! QOTW came over and I didn't feel any cravings at all!
>>29760015wait did she just say it was ok?it's ok right? for more? cause that was the most delicious thing to ever grace our palate.
>>29760015It is adorable!Just not to the sort of people you would ever want to voluntarily associate with.Ask if Bridgette needs to go to the hospital, and apologize.
>>29760015Hug, cry, apologize. Repeat.
>>29760015try not to start crying from reliefcry anywaysputter apologies through the tears to bridgette
>>29759974Vampire powers fuelled by blood of the living.Rena is still alive, so usually fuels her own powers. Doesnt kill hrrself because doc put a limiter in place.Biting self should bypass limiter
>>29760015"I AM SOOOOOO SORRRRYYYYYYYY!"sighfaff system
>>29760045No, we give her a hat she really likes and then steal it.
>>29760015Hug, apologize, order large sandwiches.
>>29760060Really?Not lasagna?You traitor.
>>29760015"I'll get the mask! I can't bite you if I have the mask on. Or maybe the gag. Yeah. I'll get both, just to be sure."
>>29760015Tell her that QOTW came over and we didn't feel any urge to drain HER blood.What gives?Also someone killed QOTW.
Wait. Mortal blood would've turned us into a ghoul.What's blood from a Monster going to turn us into?
>>29760031first time is always messy
>>29760015Well, she's not fully not human, so maybe you'll end up as a demighoul?
>>29760015Apologize properly, between this and her last visit you've been a Bad Host, a Bad Rival AND a Bad Friend.
>>29760015...Ah. Well, the worst case scenario didn't come to pass. I guess we'll need to spend another day tied up. And get some medical supplies for Bridgette.Hey, spiders are a monster, right? Which means she should be able to summon them?Come to think of it, where do her monsters come from? And where do they go when they're destroyed?
>>29760097ELDRITCH SUPER VAMPIRE
>>29760089the fact that she makes those lasagna makes sense though. her blood is obviously the secret ingredient.
>>29760080we break into her house while she's sleeping, cover the floor in legos and steal all her shoes.
>>29760015Apologize over and over.Try not to cry.
>>29760096Zombies don't eat zombies.Undead don't target undead.
>>29760144We ambush Cynthia and drink her blood. That's the most appropriate response, and we know it won't turn us into a monster.
>>29760015this [x] >>29760096
>>29760107man i love the artist that drew this pic
>>29760015am i the only one here who almost vomited while viewing the full pic?
>>29760096Yeah, ask about this.
You guys, we're forgetting the best thing.Now we get to see Bridgette in a turtleneck.
>>29760192...probably? It's a bit disgusting with all them holes, but nothing notably bad.
don't just stand there, get her some bandages.
>>29760212And she gets to tie us up and gag us!
>>29760176THIS!She'll probably like it though.
>>29760260Ask her to help bind us again.Then ask if there's anything we can do to make it up to her.
>>29760015"Oh god I'm sorry I bit you so much, I didn't mean to! You just taste really really good and I'm sorry and I promise I'll never eat you again unless you ask me to!"
>>29760311clearly the best response.
>>29760272She'll think we want to date her on the side. Just as she planned.
>>29760311Oh god this
>>29760342It truly is.
>>29760311Oh gosh, please this. I hope it isn't too late to be picked.
>Rena patches up Bridgette while she sobs. She probably apologized 50 times the whole time. When Bridgette is finally not leaking blood out of her neck wounds she smiles at Rena and shakes her head.B: "It's fine, really. I'm more mad at sis than anything else. You probably couldn't help yourself. If it helps I'll stay with you until you're better.""You will?"B: "Yeah. With Robomaid and myself I think you'll be able to wait it out. Does that sound good?""Yeah..."B: "Great. So... Why is that entire room filled with pillows?""It's my Pillow Castle... Wanna go in it?"B: "It has ballista.""It's a really good castle."B: "... Sure, why not.">The three of them spend the rest of the night building the best damn pillow castle in the world. By the time morning rolls around Rena feels no urge at all to drink any blood. Bridgette explains that it's fully out of her system an she should be okay now.B: "I gotta go do villain things. I'll see you later, okay?""Okay. Thanks again."B: "No problem.">After Bridgette leaves Rena flops down onto her couch and sighs. It's been a stressful week but she made it through.>Her phone beeps.>She checks her messages...>It's from someone named Omen. >He says the party is today.... Oh boy... I didn't even get the presents...They wanted my 'debit card'..."Robomaid, quickly! We need to shop!"RM: "Affirmative, Mistress."
>>29760365"You think Cynthia would change me back?I dont think I wanna be a vampire anymore ;_:"Made all the better by the whole S-rank shennannagins meaning Rena cant affird to go back anyway
>>29760416Fuck yeah, gift shopping!
>>29760416>'debit card'what IS this Duh-beet card?
>>29760416YOU SAID YOU GOT THE HATS ALREADY
>>29760433We need QotW on this. She knows best how to deal with gifts.And apologize for freaking her out.
>>29760416Omen's pretty handsome Rena. You should get him a really nice hat.
>>29760416Is it me, or does that look more like a "Is that all you can do?" smirk?
ADD ANOTHER WING TO THE CASTLE FOR BRIDGETTEAND A GUEST WING
>>29760416>SHOP! Materialism is in the blood of your people! Shop like no man or woman has ever shopped before!
>>29760416Does Rena still have vampire powers? Or did that go away with the urges?
>>29760461It's the "looking at my adorable awkward friend I want to take care off and probably make out" look.
>>29760416Go shopping with Queenie and Robomaid.
so, QoTW is endlessly suffering, isn't she?
>>29760494She still has her powers.Also...===================================="Dear Tome of Cherished Memories, today I learned something very interesting about my servant..."
>>29760494Ought to still have them.Whatever they feed off in her blood should have built itself back up by now.
>>29760594NO DON'T WRITE THAT DOWN
>>29760594RIP in peace anything resembling a normal relationship with QotW
>>29760416It's kind of a shame we never got Bridgette to bind us. That stuff felt pretty nice, didn't it, Rena? Ah, well, you don't need an excuse to have fun.
>>29760594>that traumatized faceshe's seen some shitmaybe she and sparkle can bond now
>>29760661Maybe it'd be better if she just died again and forgot all she saw today.
>>29760594Why would you WANT to remember that?!
>>29760594>that news blurbLocal pizza guy, you're welcome.
And since we always need some more of the true main character of this narrative, have some Queen of the World!http://pastebin.com/cPvNWqGr
>>29760594"She's cute. Though a bit disturbing, I don't think she realizes the effect she has on the people surrounding her.I must keep an eye out on her, in case she humiliates me or act inappropriate for my servant."
>>29760710Yesh, I love your fics dude.
>>29760594Just an hero. You'll be happier on the other side.
>>29760760Aw, thanks! I'm just glad that you folks keep on reading and enjoying them.
so, what is QoTW writing?
>>29761065Plot twist : QotW is questmaster all along
>>29760760>>29760994These side fics are a nice treat after reading the main quest. Even the lewd ones.
>>29760594Did she find out that Rena is an S-Class hero before meeting her?
>>29761111I thought so too, until I started getting them confused with the actual quest.I don't know who fancies who any more...
>>29761272>read ficWhy is this creepy shit always happening to QoTW
>>29760710Sweet fic but I think the queen could also teleport. Seems like that power was forgotten in this one.
>>29761321being QotW is suffering
>>29761337Damn, must have missed that one. Good catch though! I'll just say that it was the shock of how badly her day went made her forget.>>29761272Isn't it obvious? Everybody fancies Rena, and MM+ fancies everybody.
I'm glad the rangers have a lower mortality rate now that their uniforms are upgraded.
>>29760594Your art is so adorable.