did any archive the last thread?

>>29713853
It should be on foolz.

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Coolest ending in the series if you ask me.

Cashing in for now. See what you guys got coked up in the am.

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brelp

>>29713946
Honestly now that I think about DS2 has been the best for me honestly in the series.

Don't get me wrong DS1 was great as well, hell it basically hit every single one of my worst fears: Claustrophobia, isolation, and fighting an enemy that looks human but no longer is human, but DS2 hit me right where it felt best due to the fact you are no longer running.

DS1 was all about survival and the cold sweat of not knowing when your next enemy would appear.

In DS2 you were bringing the fight back with badass armors, kickass guns, and not to mention biting back against everyone who was trying to fuck Isaac over. It was so fucking satisfying.

Not to mention that the ending was badass too.

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>>29714084
Every time Jukebox! We're getting into the groove of things, and them bam! You decide it's bed time. Have a good night, you've done a good day's work.

>>29714449
>GODDAMMIT, I TRUSTED YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR MARKER!

>>29714596
Best quote in the game

>>29714655
That and "You owe me an eye, you bastard!"

>>29714754
My god that scene when Stross sticks the screwdriver in Ellie's eye while singing: "Stick a needle into your eye~" gave me shivers

>>29714754
"You know I'm still on top of this thing, right?...
Ellie? Ellie?! Ellie!! ELLIE!

>>29714868
I thought the self-surgery part was worse. Especially if you get twitchy...

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>>29714596
>>29714655

>>29714920
I loved the part where he fires himself out of escape pod tube to reach the other side of the sprawl before his air runs out.
>"I am a monster truck that walks like a man"

>>29714920
Oh holy fuck. I nearly shit myself at doing it the first time, I thought I did it wrong and would have to go through it again... But then HOLYSHITFUCKINGCONVERGENTÜBERMORPHTIEM so I didn't have much time to dwell on that.

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>>29714981

>>29715002
Anon...
>GODDAMNIT I *TRUSTED* YOU! YOU KNOW WHAT?! FUCK YOU! AND FUCK YOUR PICTURE!

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So...Mass Effect Necromorphs.

What would happen if a bunch of biotic-capable aliens (say, a ship full of Asari) were infected with the contagion?

>>29715002
>"Cross my heart and hope to die. Stick a needle in your eye."

>>29715055
Bad things! Bad things would happen! Probably involving lots of terror.

>>29714971
I fucking loved the whole rocket lawn-chair sequence.

>>29715046
Could be worse... he could've sneezed.

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>>29715046
Oh holy fucking shit the Captcha for that was unfcsion now.

>>29715124
>>29715055

You do realize the Soldier Necromorphs from DS1 were explicitly mentioned as having their stasis packs on like 24/7, which is why they were twitchy as fuck, right?

We can extrapolate that with Biotics and get a reasonable idea of how they'd behave.

>>29715258
Um... *Twitchers,* you mean? Their literal name?

>>29715158
I'll just leave this here...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=XHfw0LNtxic

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>>29715258

>A Brute made out of Krogan and Yahg.

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>>29715304

>>29715354
>>29715304
>"'Sup bitches, I'm here to kick ass and fuck hallucinations."

>>29715477
>"And my hallucinations all got their asses kicked."

>>29715354
>Lets
>not Let's
0/10 will not watch again

Right, looks like imma have to go now, only it's three in the morning here, and I've to be up for 9. Have fun while I'm gone, won't you?

>>29715535
Tch, I went through most of the second game with stomping the fuck out of everything I could after beating them down to the ground. Every so often like with the babbytiem I'd go full pulse rifle, but other than that it was plasma clubter all the way. And I didn't do that shit on easy mode, either.

>>29715706
Pic related. Fucking goddamn bullshitting exploding midget babby.

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>>29715817
Fuck, forgot pic AGAIN.

rumors say that Brother Clarke works out by fight titans with his bare hands

I have to say though that the Oracles were by far the strangest characters in Dead Space so far. They know exactly what the markers are, and what they do, and have extensive knowledge on the outbreaks.

They also seem to be part of an organisation that is apparently 'more powerful than EarthGov, or Unitoligy' and that they hold a lot of power in the political game.

I'm loving the stories, but I feel like a lesser person for having never played deadspace. I know that I should rectify the issue, but I'm a god damn pussy when it comes to horror.

>>29716369
Full yourself with rage beforehand for the pathetic creatures that dare touch your flesh. Proceed to do the first four levels with melee and stomping, and you have the fear factor removed.
When the Hunter/Regenerator comes along, the only thing you'll be feeling is anger over how bullshit it is that you can't kill the fucker.
>MY NAME. IS ISAAC. CLARKE. AND THIS. IS. STEP. FOUR.

>>29716369
Unleash your inner psychopath and laugh at every time you kill a necromorph. Do it enough and you train yourself to be a rocket sidentist launching sideships to space, and worrying your parents over the phone when they hear screeching in the background, a BANG noise, followed shortly with the sound of flesh being torn apart, and maniacal laughter.

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>>29716324
It's too bad they haven't really been elaborated on in-game, to my knowledge.
Really, 3's story seemed very rushed.
And I sorta wish they could add some dialogue in on a DS revamp for Isaac. I only started DS before my comp died, and lost interest until 2, and it'd just seem weird doing a silent Isaac adventure.

>>29716369

the upgraded Plasma Cutter is the best weapon hands down

always have a power node on you

conserve your ammo don't just fire wildly

stasis and telekinesis are your friend

>>29716670
>>29716493
Challenge accepted. I've got a case of beer, fresh pack of smokes, and a clean towel. Its go time.

>>29716764
Have 2 power nodes on you at any time. Never just one. There was an area with 2 doors if i remember correctly. Open every power node door you see. It is ALWAYS worth it.

>>29716845

oh sorry I had forgotten

I borrowed dead space 2 and its been a while

>>29716814
Masturbate furiously until you cannot do it anymore, no sex, only masturbation. That way you won't see the chick you just fucked turning into a necromorph in your mind.
Seriously, do it. I didn't. She doesn't speak with me anymore.

>>29716814
Contrary to popular opinion, it's more fun to play with the lights off and home alone.
Turn off the AC/heater, though, that shit turns you cray.

>>29716670

TBH, the first time I played Dead Space, it gave me an occasional bit of the jumps. These threads got me to go back, and I've seemed to internalize the attitude STOMP ALL THE THINGS. It's like I'm playing a different game. Isaac steps up his level of psychosis to match the batshit insane going on around him.

>>29716699
I liked Isaac a lot more before I heard him talk.

Thanks to these threads. I have gone back and started to finish Dead space 3. Which was weird that I stopped. Saw the movies, read one of the books, and even got the metal collectors box. But I just didn't have the drive. But now it's STOMPING TIME! Thanks You great people!

>>29717167
Honestly the only shining moment for me in DS3 was co-op where me and my best friend would just dick around have fun, or be super serious and tacticool.

Thanks to you, I'm downloading DS3 right now. Never played it, but I'm going in hoping for awesome.

>>29717231
And wondering what the fuck is happening if you are on two different screens. One person shooting air while you kill enemies, and that's what it looks like to the other.

so what other settings should we throw Clarke into?

I kinda went to see Fallout

>>29717246
I recommend getting in the mindset that the temperature gauge symbolises how much the suit can regulate temperature instead of a reading of Isaac's actual temperature, btw.

>>29717263
STALKER. Isaac and Cardan creating the most insane weapons ever seen in the Zone.

>Hold on, bro, it fires HOW many rounds per minute? In WHAT caliber? And you want to just GIVE these away to rookies?

>>29717263
Eh Fallout really depends on which wasteland you drop him in and if he hooks up with the protag. Not shooting ghouls would be a problem

>>29717263
...Muv Luv?

>>29717263
Drakengard

Sure he's seen some hallucinations. But this world has the very real possibility of cannibalistic giant flying babies. And Caim is at least 3 degrees more insane than Isaac.

>>29717347
>cannibalistic giant flying babies
"Well. At least they don't explode."

>>29717263
Isaac is probably an OCP for most places in fallout. With the random junk scattered around mixed liberally with diesel age super science he's too likely to start assembling super weapons.

can someone post a pastebin of what happened in Dead effect last thread? I left for work right as "OH BTW BATARIANS JOINED THE PARTY" happened.

>>29717374

I fail to the problem with that

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>>29717031
While I'm not going to say that the personality we got was stellar, it is just something that I would find strange as a player, him not really reacting to anything.

>>29717263
Not that the setting was ever that well developed, but him in the Obscure games might be kind of interesting, if only to give the games' normal protagonists an adult who's actually both trustworthy and competant. Hell, those outbreaks would practicly be a frigging vacation for Issac.

>>29717425
Oh he reacts, just not with words.

>>29717416
It's mostly that he's too likely to end up chained up in some warlord's basement on the offer of "We'll keep giving you enough chems to keep the voices out so long as you build us enough remote control saw blade launchers."

>>29717398
Isaac used the tractor beam thingies on his ship to drop rocks on the Batarians. They all died.

>>29717618

I think you underestimate Isaac Clarke

he has his own almost power armor

and only power armor would stand up to the Plasma Cutter

>>29717751
Which he has no extra ammunition for.

Besides, nobody said he wasn't there willingly.

>>29717751
I bet House would love to hire the dude, even if he has to send the Courier to do the interview.

>>29717798
Give the dude a workbench and he could probably adapt the energy ammo prevalent in the Fallout universe

>>29717363
I see Isaac's reaction to literally anything and everything not from the DS universe as, "Well, at least it doesn't ____" or "Hey, at least it does die when you shoot it in the face."
Isaac's reaction to seeing a Reaper?
"Okay, someone get me an eezo drive and a taxi.

>>29717857
"You're awfully blase about seeing a three mile long genocidal cuttlefish."

"Eh. It dies when killed, so that's a start."

>>29717967
"At least it isn't a living moon that converts biomass into terror creatures."

>>29718028
"...Do... do those exist?"

"I am secretly hoping I hallucinated them, but I can't take chances."

>>29718028
I am now seeing Shepard and Garrus just slowly turning to Isaac and just giving that yard long 'you have got to be fucking joking' look, and Isaac just stares off into the sunset not giving then an answer.

>>29718028

Joker: oh ha ha real funny

Isaac has thousand yard long stare

>>29718547
>Joker's face gets more terrified as the minutes go by while Isaac says nothing, just staring off into the distance with the glazed look of a rape victim.
"I... I wish I was. I really, really, wish I was. Tell me, when was the last time you saw something burrow into someone's skull?"
>Everyone there looks at him with a WTF face, Legion's 'eyebrows' are standing up and his eye is wide open, even.
>Isaac looks at them confused
"What, you don't see this every day?"
>[mental scarring/scaring intensifies]
"Really?!"
>Kelly faints

>>29718744
Well, except for Zaeed, who likely does his best to top Issac's horror stories every chance he gets.

>>29718815

>Zaeed telling some horror story from his past

Clarke: I killed nercomorph that were made from children and babies

everyone else is horrified

>>29719126
Babies that EXPLODED.

>>29719207
"I SAW A BABY CRAWL INTO ITS MOTHER'S ARMS AND EXPLODED HER INNARDS ALL OVER THE ROOM. THE REDECORATION WAS VERY THOROUGH, YOU COULD TELL THE RED PAINT JOB DIDN'T MISS A SINGLE INCH OF THE ROOM."
>Zaeed's face is just Well Played

>>29719260
Jesus I remember that. It was probably the ONE scene that properly horrified me.

Huh. Guess I won't be downloading DS3 tonight, if my ~60kb/s connection has anything to say about it...

>>29719260

Clarke: thank god for stasis

Shepard: what?

Clarke: I have tech to slow down people and item

Tali: SHOW ME SHOW ME SHOW ME!

>>29719398

Did you notice how the BomBabby coos and hugs the woman as it explodes.

>>29719461
Yes. That's why it fucking freaked me out.

>>29719398

I was pretty horrified in the beginning, when that guy gets necro'd while holding onto you.

The part you describe just had me going "don't do it, lady... don't do it... just fucking run, lady..." until she pops. What REALLY horrified me was a room or two later, when you fight off a small swarm of those babies, then just walk into the next room...

AND THERE'S BABIES CRAWLING OVER EVERYTHING TOWARDS YOU. It was then that I nope'd the fuck out of these and parked in a corner of the room with the Pulse Rifle for a good ten minutes in frozen horror.

>>29719260
And then on the next mission, after Clarke starts dismembering husks just to be sure;

"Oi, that reminds me; did I evah tell you about the time I made this I made this turian eat 'is own arms an' legs? Ye see, I was with this buncha small timers out on the rim..."

>>29719839

Clarke: I fought a unspeakable horror that invaded my mind and killed it with sheer will power

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>>29720037

"For an 'unspeakable' horror you sure do harp about it a lot."

>>29720037
Technically he didn't kill it with willpower...
He killed it with mind-bullets.

>>29719507
The room with the fucking stageshow. All the flat bushes and shit? I went full CoD and unleashed my inner rat bastard: I hid in the back corner of the play area and made the entire stage a killing field.

>>29720086
Man how badly do you got to fuck up to get all those guys killed

>>29720087
Of fucking course. The natural S-shape makes it perfect for killing those clingy fucks.
>>29720118
You have to literally try to fail that badly. Like, sending Grunt through the Vent badly.

>>29720086

who wouldn't

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>>29717857
>at least it doesn't -
>no, wait, it does
>at least no one here thinks I'm crazy

Where'd all the writefags go?

>>29720788
Asleep or dead.

>>29720788
Ardboy's gone for now, Jukebox is asleep, "Isaac" dropped off the face of the earth, and I don't know enough about DS or ME or whatever lore to writefag.

>>29720813
I could give it a try, but I also am working on uploading and editing a 9000 picture strong I sorted folder of pictures in general from the past six years or so.
In other words, hell fucking yes I'm doing this. Just give me a basis of what I should go on, like Isaac finds Shep in space, Isaac discovers the Citadel, etc.
It's your choice, I'll write what you want and then some.

>>29721170
Dead Space meets Dead Rising.
Isaac Clarke deals with hordes of regular zombies.

>>29721390
Regular zombies are really pretty shit. You could end an infestation with one PDF grunt, a crate of lasgun batteries, and a box of matches

>>29721390
"now what if I put plasma cutters on a motorised wheelchair..."

>>29721409
Yeah, but it'd be hilarious to see him crafting things to deal with hundreds of zombies.
I mean, look at the crazy stuff Greene and West make, now imagine if Clarke was doing it.

>>29721416
still overkill

I have awakened

>>29721170
Isaac gets universally displaced and crash lands onto a planet with an abandoned outpost and a shit ton of Rachni. Attempting to set up a signal while fighting off wave after wave.

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>>29721434
If you say.

>>29721473
I like that. It'd be funny if he gets rescued by aralakh and they try to recruit him even if he's not a krogan

>>29721488
It's up to the writefag who takes it up I suppose.

Does anyone have the write dump or whatever it was called for Jukebox?

>>29721520
http://pastebin.com/RqTZVAtE

Dunno if it's up to date.

>>29721533
That's alright, as long as I know where it is

The bay doors slowly retracted to the confusion of the many dock workers. Lucky for them that the shields stopped the vacuum or there’d be a lot of bad things happening just about now.

The docking clamps released and the shuttle dropped into space.

“Why now Zaeed? You could have left for Omega the second the collectors were dealt with and we’d never have seen each other again.” Shepard sounded stern, and he was still using his commander voice like Zaeed was obligated to connect the dots for him.

“And thrown out the opportunity to take the most advanced ship humanity has ever glued together to Vido’s door? You must think that being a mercenary makes me an idiot Shepard. To be honest I half wished we never went, at least then I could have had that little shit in my hands and given him the same chance he gave me.”

“You mean a bullet to the face? I guess being a mercenary just meant that you were going to let the colonists burn, am I right?”

“Piss off Shepard.” He flipped off the comm’s unit, and then actually flipped it off.

He marked down the coordinates he’d got from his antique and waited. There was enough fuel in the shuttle to make it to the coordinates and back. The fuel draw was nominal when you didn’t need the Kodiak’s mass effect fields, so Zaeed’s last concern was the shuttle.

>>29721590
>>29720788
>>29720813
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/Zq6BgYXp
Whose this "isaac" guy?

Only reason I've been slow in writing is because life has be busy as hell.

>>29721623
He was doing his own little writefaggotry thing a few threads back. Dropped out, haven't seen him since.

>>29721623
I've sometimes written a few things, but I have no idea who the Isaac dude is either

I'd actually like to see a drawfag of the Falcon smashing an asteroid into a batarian ship

>>29721590
He couldn’t stop thinking of the message he got in the dead of night though. A piece of equipment that hadn’t transmitted a single signal for fifteen years simply decided to send a message like that. From Batarian dead space. His curiosity hadn’t gotten the better of him in a long time.

It felt good to be a clueless idiot again, doing things on half-hunches and gut feelings. Zaeed was less sure that he was doing these things for money every day. Maybe he’d finally cracked and become one of those adventure craving types.

But the message was what disturbed Zaeed most. The nightmare is over but it won’t end.

He swung Jessie into his gut and started to choke him with his robotic arm, before Zaeed himself realized what he was doing.

-
People ARE reading this right?

>>29721821
Here bro

>>29721821

yeah

>>29721821
Reading it!

So what weapons do you guys think Isaac would continue to use in the Mass Effect universe? He's always got his trusty Plasma Cutter, I'm sure, but what else? Depending on the timeframe I think he might keep using the Javelin Gun.

>>29722249
Force Gun, Line Gun.

>>29722339
I can see the Force Gun, but the Line Gun? I dunno, I feel like that's a little boring. It's basically just a really big Plasma Cutter.

>>29722339
Ripper. One of the few weapons you could build at a Bench in 3 that really kept that Dead Space feel was a Ripper with a Javelin Gun's Electrocution Module.
Could up Husks nicely, just don't try to stop a charging Krogan with one.

>>29722409
Exactly. It would be a nightmare for enemies in the tight corridors that so heavily populate Mass Effect.

>>29722447
>Could clear out Husks nicely

>>29721821
Sorry for the wait, got caught up in lore reading.

“I guess I picked up a hitchhiker, and my does he have the itchy trigger finger. Now listen here you goddam piece of shit, do you know what’s choking you right now?

“What’s that? You can’t answer me, with this magnificent piece of engineering in you windpipe? Let me give you the brief then. The base structure is pretty simple, a carbon fiber casing with steel pistons inside, and guess what? Those steel pistons can move independently of the rest of my body, so I could pull back the weights and punch you without even moving my hand. By the way, it’s coated in the same material as the most expensive of starships, Silaris armor. “
He dropped his victim to the floor. He waited a few seconds while the Batarian he’d choked gasped for air.

Maybe he monologued a bit too long, poor man was still on the ground but it gave Zaeed a chance to have a good look at him. He was a bit underweight for a batarian, but exceptionally toned. He had light brown highlights on his face while the rest of his skin was a faded ashen color. He wore ivory colored armor, decorated with golden orange highlights.

“I yield, I yield.”

“Good. What’re you still doing on this shuttle? Last I checked they were prepping it for launch with cargo down to Khar’Shan. You’re not telling me you’re the cargo and that the Alliance is suddenly into slavery are you?”

This is as far as I can get today guys.

>>29722249
Contact Beam after he finds out what annoying fucks some of the ME creatures are to kill.

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Bumpin' with some art.

As for Isaac in the Mass Effect universe, just imagine what he could do once he figures out how to use eezo. Something tells me he'd make something along the lines of a gravity gun. Probably one that can tear limbs off with ease.

>>29723881
He would probably be able to make some horrific implements of death using it. Simply from how incredibly different his way of thought is compared to the people of ME

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>>29723881
>>29723909

>Kinesis plus Mass Effect Fields

Okay, havin' some breakfast, then writing.

>>29724379
And here I was, thinking of sleeping. WELP.

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We need some drawfaggotry of the Falcon pummeling the batarians to dust.

Heaven knows i need it.

>>29724379
Jukebox you magnificent bastard. Welcome back.

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>>29720086
>That image and muh feels.
RIP Zaeed. ;__;7

>>29724804
But Zaeed's still alive...

>>29724839
Not in my game of ME2, he led the first or second, died like a god damn hero.

>>29724864
You had the guy notorious for being the only one out alive/getting a lot of people killed lead a team? Where'd you put Miranda? Also, which part was it that Zaeed died?

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>>29724899
Miranda and black guy died on the way out, fuck 'em. I think it was the part were the door shuts, he took a round and, well, you know.

>>29724943
What, you had her as the biotic?

>>29724379
Isaac checked all systems and functions on the notification panel. All systems nominal, shields at 80% integrity and climbing. Fuel at 67%. The Rayya was close by, and it had already cleared Isaac to dock. He looked around, looking over the rattled occupants of the Falcon. Shepard and company? Check. Nezala and her guards? Check. Now to count the rest of the quarians. Nine of them left.

That's when Isaac found that he only counted eight.

“Okay, we're one body short and we're about to re-dock with the Rayya. Anyone know who's missing?”

“I don't see Vaelen anywhere...” said one of the quarians as he looked around the room.

“She's not responding to my messages either” one of Nezala's men said, looking over his omni-tool.

“Oh, great. Let's head to the monitoring station. We can track down this “Vaelen” when we see what room she's wandered off to.” Isaac said, getting out of his seat.

“My bets are on the engine .room” Tali said. “We were all pretty impressed with what was in there.”

“Regardless, she's the only one not present, and we're about to dock and drop off. I'm probably not staying here much longer, and the last thing we all need is a scared quarian girl wondering why everyone is gone and the Flotilla is fading into the distance.”

Entering the monitoring station, Isaac Immediately scans the monitors for any sign of life. No one in med bay, or the crew's quarters in which it was situated. The engine room was surprisingly empty. Mining ops was desolate, as was logistics. Absolutely no one showed up on the monitors, not even when the cameras were switched to thermal detection mode.

That's when Isaac realized that one monitor was still shut off.....

>>29725147
Shit's goin' down.

Someone mind informing me on if there are two separate isaac thread chains going, or just one taking different names?

>>29725313
There's another thread?

>>29725313
just different named ones, it started off as stat Issac then went to DS/ME crossover then DS/40k crossover, but they are all part of the same thread chain

>>29725317
I mean, like, what thread is the one immediately before Ded Spers Tred

>>29725390
i think the one listed as deadspace/40k crossover?

>>29725048
Asari large melons was the shield for me.

>>29725390
That 404'd a while ago.

>>29725429
I'm looking on foolz for it but I'm coming up with nothing. Is it the one with the OP of Isaac looking at a monitor with 4chan on it?

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>>29725445
That was the second thread

>>29725445
come on we aint THAT mindbreaking

>>29725466
So, it's Stat Isaac, >>29725462 , then ded Spers, and now this is the fourth then? Is that right? I'm seeing a huge gap in the stories that makes no sense for me, I'm just making sure.

>>29725504
Fifth or sixth, I think. Four was the only one made by me, and this is the second one made by me since then, so I'd say sixth.

>>29725504
at the end of each thread there should be a post that has the next thread number in it

>>29725543
That's what I've been doing so far.

>>29725543
suptg has up to thread 4, but it does not have a link to thread 5, I'll look for it and report beck

>>29725658
Found it! Thanks guys! Sup/tg/ doesn't do well with outside-thread tags, so I couldn't do much there. Thanks! Be beck in fifteen minutes or so!

>>29725688
Oh, and while I'm at it, can someone explain the comic with the stalker and why the two are shittingly afraid of that rapesun?

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>>29725732
How are you not afraid of it?

>>29725754
Is there nothing to it except the rapeface?

>>29725804
I think it's from the nursery sequence in DS2.

>>29725857
Oh.
Fuck.
I almost blissfully forgot about that.
Well, shit.

>>29726022
It was bad enough with all the kids attacking you.
But with that in the background.
I still have nightmares of that face, just floating there in the darkness.

>>29726022
>>29726041
Ring around the rosie...http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=16MdwEb_EGs

>>29726041

Please don't tell me you thought that sequence was hard.

Get a properly upgraded pulse rifle, back up on the stage, and watch as it becomes a turkey shoot even at the highest difficulty.

>>29725804
Analrape, anon.
Power barbedwire analrape.
For the emperor

>>29725147
“Oh no.”

Without another word, Isaac loaded his plasma cutter and bolted out of the quarterdeck, Shepard, Nezala, and the rest of the quarians following close.

“Isaac, don't hurt Vaelen!” said one of the quarians, trying to keep up with Isaac. “She's not-”

“Just follow me, we won't need to hurt her....” Isaac said, still running as fast as his legs could carry him. “.... unless...”

“Isaac, you're gonna have to tell us what's in that hold.” Shepard said. “Whatever Vaelen's getting into, you seem pretty keen on stopping her from laying hands on it.”

“You'll find out soon enough....”

Isaac cut through cargo logistics, leading him to large bulkhead door. The words “Cargo Bay” written on a lit display above it.

“What is this stuff?” Vaelen said as she examined the strange rocks in her hands. The black, runed stones tumbled between her fingers. Suddenly, a loud creaking noise exuded from the wall to her right, light trickling out of the expanding fissure that resulted from the doors opening. Nervous that she had been caught crawling around, she attempted to think up an alibi, when Isaac, mask reforming around his head, charged into the room at full speed, tackling her to the floor.

“Wha?! Wh-What's happening!? Why are y-”

“SHEPARD! GARRUS! HELP ME RESTRAIN HER!”

Pinning her arms behind her back, the trio carried her off to med bay, all the while the quarians watched in horror as one of their own was being carried out of the closing doors of the cargo bay, which locked itself behind them.

>>29726068
It was easy.
I had the ripper which made it a cake walk.
But that face...........

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>>29726076
Oh my...it's happening. DEAR GOD IT'S HAPPENING.

be back in an hour. Gotta get hoisting.

>>29726082
"Did it talk Isaac?
Did it observe you?
Did you love it?
Did you heard it whisper?
Sweet, sweet whisper...
for the emperor..."

Don't mind me, I just find it funny when I mix opposite grimdarks.

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>>29725754
>GET OUT OF HERE STALKER

Every fucking time

Gets me EVERY fucking time

>>29726136
I would have liked having "Nicole" taunt Isaac after the nursery or the pack.
>you killed them all.
>Did it felt good killing all these babies/children.
>you haven't spared even one.
>all of them.
>you liked it didn't you.

Like the misty valley arc in berserk.

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>>29726076
This

>>29726332
Actually, yes.
But I would like it more if he cutted gw fanbois's arms and legs off.
Don't worry, I have an appointment soon with a shrink.

>>29726372
Brother Clarke doesn't like it when people ask him about the day when he dispatched the dreaded Heretek Mercer, but one thing is sure...he knows that what he discovered back then was all but the last that he'd hear about Mercer's Legacy.

Whenever there were even rumors of strange glowing rocks in a sub-sector, Clarke would immediately take his ship, Veteran Skiitari Carver, and a large army of Skiitari to find the rocks before anyone would do it first.

He knew all too well what those rocks did to the human mind, and the most crazed Chaos Cultist looked sane when compared to those who touched or were near the rocks. Every he curses Mercer whenever he gets too late...

>>29722249
>>29722339
>>29722447
>>29722409
You guys DO realise that more than half of Isaac's weapons are warcrimes in the making? Hell I bet if he pulled out a ripper and fired it on a husk the Alliance bureaucracy would be all over that shit like flies to a dead horse.

Also do you guys realize that the plasma cutter is like an oversized/powered plasma pistol at the end of it all? Hell if Isaac kept his plasma cutter all the way from DS2 it'll most likely be able to cut through ANYTHING that isn't made out of titanium or some shit. Not to mention Isaac still has it in his mind that he needs to dismember to kill his enemies, so when Shepard sees that he is dismembering Bartarian's in a firefight and hearing their death screams, Shepard is really going to wonder what the fuck made Isaac into this.

How did Mercer get around the Ishamura without getting killed anyhow?
He never has a proper weapon and always appears in places full of necromorphs.

>>29726598
He was so nuts that the Necros simply didn't care for him that much and were focused with those that were still alive (namely Isaac).

>>29723881
Isaac's creations will be a mix of war crimes, and weapons of mass destruction I tell you. Honestly the Alliance tech labs will have a field day if Isaac ever decides to visit them.

Though I see Isaac being someone who would create weapons for crowd control purposes and to not be swarmed while fighting in one vs "godhowmanyaretheseguys?!"

>>29726596
dosnt saying that they are just mining tools on overdrive would shake many acusations? they are just tools after all, cept the pulse and sekker rifle they would be subpar or much worse than the standard

>>29726702
what the hell i just wrote man?

>>29726748
lrn 2 eglsih

>>29726864
They're probably asain.

>>29726122
ALRIGHT JUKE IT'S BEEN AN HOUR WHERE ARE YOU WE NEED OUR FIX

>>29727142
Jukebox broken? Fix? Looks like we'll need an Engineer

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>>29727170
Enginseer...preferably Magos.

>>29727221
Magos Clark, preppin to drop these sick beats on some heretics

>>29727142
Here have a storytime
>be me
>40 y/o engineer, working on the engines of a huge ship
>we end up hitting a rock and we start to go down
>we all head to the lifeboats
>rocks hit the lifeboats, none left
>section off the closed portions with people still inside
>hear their screams as the tide of death comes and takes them
>the waves of doom crashing against the hull of the ship haunting everyone inside, people with weapons grip them even tighter
>some faggot doctor comes out with an experiment that I know will do fuckall and generally be a time killing useless PoS.
>experiment is just superexpanding substance that can block off all passages to the compromised portions of the ship
>we put it into action
>scientist takes praise
>paste itself is hazardous
>we all start dying one by one
>before I black out, I get satisfaction in seeing the doctor succumb to his experiment first

>>29727282
Shit, meant to be,
>section off the compromised portions

>>29727142
Been lifting, son. Just got back.

I'll be a second.

>>29727442
One. Two. Three...
>later...
One thousand twenty one, one thousand twenty two...

>>29727746
quiet, you.

>>29726076
“Wh-What was that?!” Vaelen asked in terror as Isaac and Shepard carried her like a strung up varren. “Where are you taking me?!”

“I told you to stay out of there...”

“What was she touching, Isaac?” Tali asked in an elevated tone as they reached the med bay door. “If she's contagious, there's no telling if she'll be able to set foot on the Rayya again!”

“It's mental, and there's no way it can be transmitted unless you come in contact with the contents of that hold. She's not contagious, but, if it did to her what I've seen it do to others...” Isaac said as he strapped her onto an examining table, “I'm not sure if we can...”

It was at this point, in the middle of Isaac's sentence, that Vaelen started going hysterical. Every word Isaac uttered instilled the most primal fear within her, insomuch that she tried resisting against her restraints, but to no avail. She was utterly terrified. What does eh mean “mental”? He was asking tali about differences in human/quarian mental capacities, but Vaelen wasn't listening as much as she was hyperventilating in a panic. She didn't exactly hear a quarian physicist point out the locations of the brain Isaac should look out for as a scanning apparatus came down near her head, as she was too busy crying to herself out of pure fear.

Isaac eyed the monitor adjacent to the table, as the Quarian physicist pointed out what he should be looking for, given small details he divulged while Vaelen erupted into a hysterical fit. Isaac breathed a sigh of relief, as he shut off the monitor and retracted the scanning device.

>>29727777
So she's clean then.
Now he has to explain why he was so worried about what was happening.

>>29727777
We are so~ going to get punched for this.

>>29727861
Vaelen isn't going to be able to look at a smiley face the same way ever again...

>>29717263
Star Trek. That might be truly horrifying. If Issac showed up on the Federation's doorstep, they might forgo the normal Star Fleet procedure and off him right there and then.

>>29727984
He would be horror without measure to the soft mind of the Star Trek universe. Imagine the poor Vulcan that tried mind-melding with him

>>29717263
Killing Floor
>call yourself a bloody zombie?

>>29728129

>Isaac copes well with the specimens, as expected
>He does however recoil in horror as his comrades celebrate by pissing wads of £20 notes on each other

>>29728090
>Mind meld initiates
>Half a second goes by and the Vulcan is wordlessly screaming
>He pulls back from Issac and in a blind rage attacks the nearest Red Shirt with tooth and nail
>Other officials there are stupified, no idea what to do

>>29728129
>"YOU THINK YOU'RE A THREAT?! HAH! YOU'RE NOTHING BUT A FUCKING DRIED UP SHITSTAIN!"
>proceeds to slaughter the Santa zombie in half a second.
>in melee

>>29717263
Sins of a Solar Empire...The Advent would see him as a arch-enemy.

>>29717263
Warframe
Turns out Isaac's exposure to the marker means he's qualified to become a Tenno. Now if you would just step into the cryopod, Mr. Clarke...

>>29728432
Issac joins the Corpus.
They seem more his style than Tenno.

>>29727803
you got it.
>>29727777
“Alright... Vaelen it's alright, you're gonna be- Hey! Listen to me...” Isaac said as he tried to calm the panicking quarian down. “Hey! Look at me...” he said holding her behind the head, unstrapping one of her restraints, taking her hand in his, trying his best to get her breathing to slow down a little. 'You're fine, okay? It didn't do anything to you. You're perfectly fine, do you understand me?” Isaac said, his helmet disassembling so he cold look into Vaelen's fretful eyes, seeing if he could drain some of that fear away. “You're okay. You're just fine....”

“H-how do I know you're not lying this time?” Vealen sputtered, still trying her best to calm herself down, fearful thoughts still floating in her mind.

“If I was lying, you'd be acting very, very different right now. Do you hear any voices?”

“N-no, just yours...”

“Do you feel heat? Any kind of headache?”

“No, I... I feel fine....”

“Okay, good... good.” Isaac said as he released the remainder of Vaelen's restraints. “Sorry about all of that, but I had to make sure. Those stones used to be part of something very, very dangerous.. We had to make sure that you were alright.”

'Alright, Isaac.” Shepard said, approaching from the back of the room. “Enough hiding secrets. If this stuff is as dangerous. as you say it is, you can't keep us in the dark forever, especially with civilians involved. The fact that you let all these people in with that cargo on board....”

>>29726596
>warcrimes
>against a husk
NOPE

>>29728462
He said explicitly that nobody should EVER enter the Cargo Bay, AND that it was a mimetically dangerous object.
Gotta give points to the loony engineer over the pants-on-head/maskthingy retarded scientist.

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>>29728462
Forty posts later we'll probably have pic related...

>>29728516
She didn't masturbate with the rock, she just touched it.

>>29728558
You'd have to insert the corruption directly into someone to make one of those anyways. Remember Mercer's log?

>>29728558
Why would she go into a forbidden cargo hold to masturbate with a rock?

>>29728591
Voices tell her to?

>>29728590
>Insert
>rock as dildo not cutting vaj in ten spots

>>29728454
Right up until he finds out about their Infested experiments.

>>29728188
>Isaac sighs and goes for his plasma cutter.
>"Not this shit AGAIN"

>>29728638
You know what I mean by the corruption, right? That goo that grows on the walls? That's the Corruption

>>29728641
Oh, whoopie.
Another Unitology.
Fucking. Great.

>>29728666
And what's the corruption made out of?
And where did it originally originate from?

>>29728698
Flesh. Just flesh. Dead necromorphs and whatnot.

>>29728698
IT'S PEOPLE!
CORRUPTION IS PEOPLE!

>>29728698
Its all dead skin and fingernails and shit.

>>29728698
Small organic stuff that added later human flesh and flesh in general.

>>29728715
>>29728725
>>29728726
>>29728730
And where did Necromorphs originate from.
>>29728725
insert Carlos joke here: CryfagMuh Nigga.

>>29728698
Dust. Specifically the dead skin, hair, nails, plant matter, fungus, etc.

>>29728762
I figure it's like microscopic, necromorph pollen or something. It doesn't seem capable of 'turning' people, but it sure as fuck ain't healthy

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>>29728761
The marker, but using a marker shard to pleasure yourself isn't gonna make you a regenerator. It'll drive you nuts, and you may end up going on a killing spree with a dragon dildo or something, but you won't become a hunter.

>>29728761
That is a mystery unto itself.
Only the brethren moons know how they originated.

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>>29728761
DA MARKA 'UMIE!!!

>>29728822
>>29728762
>>29728730
>>29728726
>>29728725
>>29728715
I feel like Dora the Explorer right now. Yay, rhetoric!

>>29728822
Necro-Orkz are scary Orkz.

>>29728462
“Look, I tested it. It was safe as far as I could tell, so I let these guys in, seeing as how they had been standing around the door for about half an hour. I guessed that, hey, it should be safe. Let's let them in, but just keep the cargo bay under wraps just to make sure nobody gets too curious. Those shards are inert. I should know, but after everything that's happened to me because of them, I had to be cautious, so I set up Nezala's guards around it. The longer I think about it the more I regret ever letting anyone on board, even if the cargo is safe now.”

“Then why'd you have to tackle Vaelen like that?!” Tali asked asked. “If those black rocks are safe, why did you have to strap her down and scan her for mental defects? Just what does that stuff do?”

“It's along, sad, story....” said Isaac as he slumped into a nearby chair.

“Alright... I need everyone to clear out. Nezala, you and your team watch over everyone except for Shepard and his crew. They'll be staying. They seem to be the highest authorities here.....”

“What about us?” Rizea asked. “this sounds scientifically important! I mean, I'm no geologist bu-”

“Rizea, just go.” Tali said sternly. “i think you've said enough today.”

The door closed, and Shepard, Tali, and Garrus were the only ones in the room save for Isaac. An eerie silence fell on the room as the other's footsteps faded away. Isaac just sat there, collecting his thoughts, wondering what he should tell the three commandos that stood patiently in front of him.

>>29728822
Orks would just wonder why there is something asking to be made whole if they came in contact with a Marker.
>I fought Zaggurt wuz ded.
>E' keeps showin' up an askin' ta be made 'ole.
>Evin in deff e' mukks about.

>>29728901
Well, time to get ready my bottle of cossack vodka, because it's going to be a long and sad story.

>>29728761
I reckon the first ones are tiny and made of bits of detritus and they kill something bigger and then that thing turns into a necromorph and kills something bigger until you have something big enough to kill humans. That or the marker just turns you crazy and makes necromorphs out of the things you kill.

>>29728953
I can see orcs not being immune but just oblivious to the marker madness, they hear all the voices and stuff but dont really care because it makes fighting those things that don't die more interesting.

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>>29728953
>evin in deff e' mucks about
Sides gone now.

>>29728953
>>29728996
Nooow that's something.

>>29728901
It all began with the Black Marker...

>>29729567
A long time from now, in a galaxy not very far relatively in space...

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>>29717263
Those of you who volunteered to be exposed to mutagenic space radiation, I've got some good news and some bad news.

The bad news is we're postponing those tests indefinitely. The good news is we've got a much better test lined up for you: fighting an army of space zombies.
Grab a power tool and follow the yellow line. You'll know when the test starts.

>>29728901
Finally, after extremely heavy consideration, Isaac told his story.

He tells the all about his repair mission to the Ishimura, going over in excruciating detail the things he went through, from the Kellion exploding in the docking bay, to his encounters with Dr Kyne and his plan to stop the plague that had eradicated most of the ships' crew, and all of the planetside colony. He told them why he was there in the first place; to rescue his girlfriend, Nicole, whom he planned to propose to. He recalled his visions of her before finding out the truth; that she was dead before he ever got there. Everything he saw was a result of that red tower of maddening horror that instilled utter insanity into anyone within it's signal's reach. The Marker. He described how it worked, how it drove people to murder and suicide, then, reviving the dead into horrible, twisted abominations called necromorphs. Shepard described husks to Isaac, hoping this was similar enough. Isaac shook his head, stating just how dangerous these creatures were. Decapitation only enraged them. Shots hitting center mass did almost nothing to them. The only way to defeat them would have been to sever the creature's body to the point where ti was absolutely useless. Shepard and his crew started feeling uneasy, knowing the remains of a marker were on board, but there was more. Even after escaping Aegis VII, Isaac was touched by the marker, and he was given the knowledge of how to build or destroy one. He would be captured by the government, who tormented and tortured for that information, resulting in the construction of a new marker for what the government thought would be life saving research.. In the end, the marker only ended lives, as it started a new outbreak on the sprawl, killing millions and twisting Isaac's mind. He told them of his visions of Nicole, how he heard the marker's voice in his head, and how he finally overcame its influence, ending the voices and hallucinations forever.

>>29729669
>A planet cracker in declining orbit, falling apart into the atmosphere.

>Twinkle, twinkle little star.

>Cut to original Dead Space logo with severed hand floating in Zero-G

>>29729682
Oh god. I tried saying it in his voice and I sounded like him.
What. The. Fuck.
This is awesome.

>>29729741
> Shepard
> uneasy
Well, that must've scared him.

>>29729783
Vocaroo, pls?

>>29729806
Dudes used to enemies that die when they are killed.
Necromorphs are a whole 'nother level of nope compared with husks.

>>29721409
Yeah normal zombies are pretty squishy, but you never have to deal with hundreds upon hundreds of necromorphs at a time like you do with them.

>>29729741
“So, Isaac.... “ Tali spoke up. “Those stones in the cargo bay... are those the remains of a marker?”

“Not just any Marker.” Isaac replied. “That's the black marker. That's the one the government used to build all those copies, including the red one on Aegis VII. When a marker hits a planet, it'll convince the species in question to make more. When enough markers are made, convergence starts. All necromorphs and markers converge into something horrible. That's what the marker mean when it asks you to “make it whole”: when it all converges, when it's all made whole, it becomes the final stage of this whole thing. It becomes this massive creature, roughly the size of a moon. Once it's whole, it consumes all life on that planet. The worst part is, humanity wasn't the first to deal with this threat. Others tried defeating them, but none succeeded. Only one managed to stop it in its tracks. They were huge, multiple stories tall, and they were almost completely consumed by the new moon overhead. That is, until they built a machine that stopped it. They were only able to activate it halfway though, and even though it froze the planet, stopping convergence, it didn't kill the moon. Me and a few others set off to that planet.... we didn't know the details, but we knew that the markers could be stopped there. After losing almost everyone, we managed to activate the machine, but the moon ended up waking fully. We killed it, but not before it woke up its brothers.”

>>29729823
Shitty mobilefag here, sorry. I can try to find a way, but I will be a bit.

>>29730066
Which doesn't make sense, since the Ichimura had a thousand cremembers, Titan Station a hundred times that.

>>29730157
Skipping the part where he got ntr'd by the two faced faggot and beat his ass down, and got him shot by the guy who he was making the deal with?

>>29730157
Delicious writing. I'm hungry for more hombre.

>>29730157
The Brethren Moons act like much more efficient Reaper's when you think about it.
They make a Moon per planet while Reaper's need an entire galaxy to make a new Reaper.

>>29730241
Corridors and sectioning off parts of the city.
Also, convergence was taking up a lot of the biomass.

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>>29730243
I think Isaac was wise in not spilling on his NTR debacle. The marker and its are everyone's main concern as of now

>>29730321
Love interest is showing way to much cleavage to be logically safe.

>>29718474
SOMEONE, DRAWFAG THIS!

>>29720721
Now I'm wondering how he would handle being in the R-Type universe......

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Fun fact: The guy who played Hammond in DS1 was also Xerxe's messenger from 300.

>>29730270
Reapers also have a lot of actual technology though, so they can afford to distill the genetic material to its most effective essence, the Brethren Moons need all that they can get because that's all they are.

If you think about it, you could argue that the Dead Space and Mass Effect universes are indeed parallel universes, where things went slightly differently and resulted in creation of the creation of the Brethren Moons instead of Reapers or vice versa.

>>29730876

Guy just can't get a break from all this "madness" bs...

>>29730876
The Brute walks towards him.
>"This is madness!"
>"GAARSDJGKLMJGVBSRJVLZ"
Throws him through window.

>>29728901
>"What about us?” Rizea asked. “this sounds scientifically important! I mean, I'm no geologist bu-”

WHOOP WHOOP LEMMING ALERT WHOOP WHOOP

>>29731133
She's got a lot of enthusiasm for scientific discovery, even if it leads to her tact being brought into question.

>>29730583
>Isaac attempts to hold back tears of joy when he discovers he's not the only person on the ship who thinks they should vaporize the entire planet, just to be sure.

>>29731174
DEATH COMES!

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just waiting on Jukebox

>>29731450
You always seem to do this right as I deliver.
>>29730157
Isaac paused again. He wasn't sure what to say next. The more he spoke, he found himself delving into more recent memory. It was painful to remember. It hurt to think of Ellie or Carver. It hurt t think that his life is changed forever...

It hurt to think of home.

“Did you beat its brothers? Were you able to stop them?” Garrus asked.

“Yeah, we.. we beat them, but...

“Isaac, what is it?” Shepard asked. “Did something go wrong?”

“Yeah... something went very wrong.... and I'm pretty sure it's why I'm here.“

Isaac was interrupted by an incoming message from his omni-tool. It was Nezala, saying that the Rayya had sent out a shuttle and boarding drew and was requesting to board the Falcon.

“they seem a little concerned about us just floating here for almost two hours. 'Nezala said. Want me to let them in?”

“Yeah, go ahead.” Isaac said as he stood up. “I'm heading back to the cockpit.”

As they made their walk down the corridor to the cockpit, Shepard decided that now was his chance. “Isaac, Tali mentioned she wanted to talk to you aboard the Normandy. I think you and I could have ourselves a little talk too....”

“Shepard, I really don't feel much like talking.”

“Isaac, trust me. This could be worth your while. You told Chambers that you wanted a new start. We could give you that, Isaac.”

“I'll consider it I guess.” Isaac said as they reached the cockpit, now host to four more quarians.

>>29731581
Bah, OP will never deliver! Especially immediately after this post!

>>29731581
I'm beginning to think we don't need any more people on Isaac's fucking ship

>>29731581
Wonder how Isaac would go along as a crew member in Shepard's team.

I mean...What would go WRONG?

Mostly unrelated, but I am going through Dead Space 2 using the Contact Beam as my main weapon, with the Plasma Cutter for the moments when I just need quick shooting.

Is this the best or worst idea?

>>29731690
appliances disappearing and his door being welded shut every time he breaks down?

>>29731753
Acceptable losses.

>>29731690

Things will go super bad... for the Reapers.

> Reaper Brute charges the group
> Isaac doesnt even get out of the way or bac- peddle. Stasis, cut off its arms before the effect wears off. Achieve victory.
> Oh snap, is that a Banshee? Stasis. Remove head.

"Seriously, Shepherd. Why do your enemies suck so much?"

And lets not even mention the fact that Isaac is, as of ME2, probably immune to indoctrination. This brain is already claimed by a force of alien insanity, go find someone else to brainwash.

>>29731792
Isaac is OP in ME-verse.

>>29731746

The contact beam is a bit slow to charge. Its great for single targets or bossfights, but if a crowd rushes you from multiple sides you need something a big faster.

I usually go Plasma Cutter as the all-purpose weapon, Force Gun for crowd, Contact Beam for boss fights and the pull rifle for anything that isnt worth a plasma cutter shot. Exploding babbies? Mines? Goblins? Polyps? Just pulse rifle it, these are not worth REAL ammo.

>>29731792
Neither of your examples make even the slightest bit of sense, Isaac's weapons aren't even remotely that strong.

>>29731792
Reaper enemies have cybernetics though, they'd probably be harder to dismember than the plain flesh of necromorphs.

And biotics would probably ruin Isaac's day, that's something he'd have no experience with.

>>29731820

Most universes, really. Like, there isn't any real reason to think he wouldn't wreck a Space Marine in 1v1 too. The armor would slow him down, sure, but thats what the Contact Beam or something similarly overkill is for.

>>29731854
>Isaac's weapons aren't even remotely that strong

Bull and shit. They're made to cut through or pierce bulkheads an shit. And that's exactly what he does to Brutes in DS.

>>29731838
This is the setup I'm basically using in DS2 right now, though with the Seeker Rifle instead of Pulse Rifle to give me a more precise long ranged option.

>>29731854

> Implying that Banshee necks are so tough that you cant blast through it with a tool designed for cutting apart starship hulls or a mining laser.

K.

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>>29731892
He may be able to match in Astartes in firepower, sure, but eh wouldn't be able to take as much of a hit.

>>29731854
>>29731897
Isaac's weapons are pretty damn strong, as they're made t cut and blast through solid the rock and metal of asteroids and extraterrestrial crust. That being said, they're not "Elder God Tier", but they are pretty nasty

>>29731981
Isaac has brute force weapons to the finesse of the stuff used in the ME verse.

>>29731981

That's true. Any Space Marine weapon would wreck Isaac on a hit.

I guess its a game of rocket tag. If Issac gets hit by a bolter, it is game over. But if the Space Marine gets hit by a stasis blast, that Space Marine is equally dead from the resulting followup.

>>29732081
>mfw both sides get 1 hit kill
So its possible to play a game of Space Hulk, only its SM vs IC?

>>29730876
interesting; didn´t even know they took real peeps for their characters.
>interesting arysot
Yep, captcha didn´t know either.

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>>29732020
Once again proving that grace and precision mean nothing when compared to overwhelming brute force.

Brute Force: Because finesse is for faggots.

>>29731981

I kind of wish you actually got to use Isaac's tools as tools in Dead Space. Despite asteroids and chunks of space debris everywhere, you only get to use your guns to plug necromorphs, and not to punch holes in space rock. You're more likely to use the kinesis module for getting rid of junk.

Of course, since loadouts are variable in Dead Space, it's probably excusable that they don't expect you to have the right tool for the job.

I'm also of the opinion that while he might be able to match Space Marine firepower, he's no superhuman soldier. The astartes are trained for just the kind of horror Isaac had to claw his way out of tooth and nail.

>>29731897
>>29731958
Oh yeah, that's why Isaac destroys so many bulkheads and can annihilate his enemies without relying exclusively on big glowing weak points.

If Isaac's weapons were that powerful, no enemy in any Dead Space game would be a problem in the slightest, unless you're talking strictly from a setting perspective and not a game one... Of course that would mean Isaac is monumentally retarded if he can't easily walk through his enemies in the game.

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We're fast approaching the bump limit, who wants to make the next thread?

>>29732282
My two cents: while Isaac has the firepower to kill a SM, he is still probably going to die because he's inferior in all other respects. The SM has augmented senses, and thus Isaac probably won't be able to set up an ambush; the SM has augmented reflexes, and thus more likely to get off the first shot in a meeting engagement; and the SM can survive and continue fighting even with a limb blown off or a hole through his torso, so unless Isaac's first shot is to the head the SM is probably going to be able to get off the second shot before Isaac can finish the job, even if he dies of blood loss immediately afterwards.
tl;dr Isaac has the firepower needed to kill a Space Marine, but the Marines' other advantages means he will need to be very lucky.

>>29732274
You know what's OP? When you combine guts, balls, brains, brute force, precision and finesse into one murder cocktail.

When that happens, everyone is screwed.

>>29732376
Imma have to go in fifteen minutes, so that's up t you guys.

>>29731581
“Is everything alright?” One of the newcomers asked. “You guys have been floating nearby for a while now. Any engine trouble?”

“Yeah, we're fine.” Isaac responded. “Engines are fine too. Just had a little talk with Shepard here, among other things”

“Ah, good to see you, commander.” said another boarding party member. “Tali!. You're here too?”

“Kal'reegar! Good to see you too! So you're part of the boarding team?” said Tali.

“Yes ma'am. I heard you and Shepard were on board, so I volunteered. I, uh, also heard of some incident involving a passenger and some sort of hazardous cargo. Does that imply said cargo is not locked and secure?”

“Oh that.” said Isaac. “Yeah, it's not hazardous anymore, but after the batarian attack, one of the occupants here got curious. Everyone was panicked, and we noticed she was gone during a headcount we took after the skirmish. She's alright, which means it's no longer dangerous. I even examined it. There's nothing openly hazardous aboard this vessel.”

“I-I can vouch for him.” a meek voice piped up from the dozen or so quarians within the cockpit area. It was Vaelen, now mostly recovered from her little experience with the marker shard, but still somewhat shaky. “I sneaked inside the cargo hold. There was some sort of rock or ore inside and I eyeballed it for a second or two when Isaac got to me. Turns out there's nothing wrong with it.”

“I can verify her health.” The physician said. “We scanned her for any mental anomalies, but nothing showed up. That's when Mr Clarke revealed that the substance was inert.”

>>29732491
“Kind of odd to scan someone after touching an inert object.” Kal'Reegar replied.

“With this stuff, you really have to make sure.” Tali spoke up. “Given what mister Clarke told us about it, it's really something you don't want to take chances with. That's why he had Nezala's men guarding it while the ship was being toured.”

“I see. What d you intend to do with this material, Mr Clarke?”

“This is a mining vessel. Half of mining ops is equipped with a smelting line. I'll destroy all of it. Yes, I'm sure about this. I've made up my mind, All that crap in the cargo bay is just a load of bad memories. You guys go ahead and get these guys back home. I'll be busy for a little while.”

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And that's it for now.