>>29666740

>1.) A boy?

boy
all mons are waifus

>>29666788
BOY.

>>29666740
>Boy

>>29666788
>>29666790
>>29666804
>>29666850
>And then we name ourselves Vance and meet a young lady trainer...

>>29666788
>>29666790
>>29666804
>>29666850
Ah, a boy, then? Excellent! It's always wonderful to see a bright new face, full of youth and vigor. Welcome once more, Mr... er, what was your name?

>1.) I'm ____ years old.
>2.) My name is...

(Choose both.)

>>29666740
Girl

>>29666906
>16
>Luke

>>29666906
>I'm 14 years old!
>My name is Mike

>>29666906
>I'm 17 years old
>My name is Jeff

>>29666939
sounds good

>>29666906
>14
>Jorge

>>29666946
>14, Luke

>>29666906
>16 years old
>Finch

>>29666946
I guess.

Rolled 4, 5, 1, 2 = 12

>>29666906
this old
name Simon

>>29667024
Finch is a pretty cool name

>>29666939
this

>>29666982
Going with this.

>>29667064
change the age to 16 or 17
Simon is a good name though
then we can get a Gardevoir and name it River...

>>29666906
>Todd
>37

Rolled 1, 1, 2, 1 = 5

I'm the age I roll,
and my name is Adam.

>>29667161
Hi there little boy, is your mommy around?

>Possibility for /ss/ at last

yesyesyesyesyes

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>>29667161
Well, this should be interesting.

>>29666949
no
it's Geoff

>>29667194
My mom doesn't like games.

>>29666939
>>29666946
>>29666958
>>29666982
>>29666995
>>29667024
>>29667121

Ah, I see! So you're fourteen years old, and your name is Luke? It's certainly a pleasure to meet you, Luke; every new Pokemon trainer enriches our world ever further. Tell me Luke, where's your home? Have the trip to the Johto region been a long one? And what starter Pokemon have you chosen?

>1.) I'm from Kanto; you gave me my ____, remember?
>2.) I'm from Johto, and received a ____ from Professor Elm.
>3.) I'm from Hoenn. Professor Birch gave me a ____
>4.) I live in Sinnoh. Professor Rowan gave me my ____
>5.) Actually I'm from Unova. My ____ came from Professor Juniper.
>6.) I came here from Kalos. Professor Sycamore helped me choose my ____
>7.) I'm from ____, but I didn't take a starter Pokemon.

>>29667313
Can you list the starters for each? Not all of us have played.

>>29667313
What counts as a starter? You should have us choose from a list. People are going to be throwing pokemon names out like crazy.

>>29667313
>>1.) I'm from Kanto; you gave me my ____, remember?
Squirtle

>>29667313
Option #4, Chimchar.

>>29667313
>1.) I'm from Kanto; you gave me my ____, remember?
Squirtle. It's what I should've done as a kid, instead of thinking "oh awesome fire dragon cool!"

>>29667313
>6*3 options

Prepare for no consensus, op

>>29667313
>>5.) Actually I'm from Unova. My magikarp came from Professor Juniper.

Well.
I'm not getting into a second one.
Sorry OP, I'm experienced what happened to the other one and I can only say this:
Before all your quests start, take a twenty minute recess before you do anything and tell everyone to have a wank before they start.

>>29667333
>Kanto: Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle
>Johto: Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile
>Hoenn: Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip
>Sinnoh: Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup
>Unova: Snivy, Tepig, Oshawott
>Kalos: Chespin, Fennekin, Froakie

Go to Bulbapedia to look up any pictures or such you might need.

>>29667313
kanto pikachu

>>29667415
squirtle.

That nigga best have pointy sunglasses.

>>29667415
Piplup is best.
I vote Piplup

>>29667407
So you came in exclusively to piss on everybody, before even trying to figure out where the quest will head.

Stay classy.

>>29667415
In that case
>Kalos: Froakie

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>>29667333
>>29667341
The starters going down each column, from left to right, are:
Bulbasaur, Charmander, Squirtle,
Chikorita, Cyndaquil, Totodile,
Treecko, Torchic, Mudkip,
Turtwig, Chimchar, Piplup,
Snivy, Tepig, Oshawott,
Chespin, Fennekin, and Froakie.

>>29667415
Johto, Totodile

Goddamn totodile, niggers. Best starter

>>29667482
Bulbasaur

>>29667313
>1.) I'm from Kanto; you gave me my ____, remember?

squrtle

Fennekin

>>29667313
>>4.) I live in Sinnoh. Professor Rowan gave me my ____

Piplup and op for this you should do a d100 just a suggestion

>>29667482
Cyndaquil best starter

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Just give 'em their cannon-turtle, Professor.
It's an overwhelming majority, and I haven't even counted.

>>29667415
kanto squirtle

>>29667500
johto had the best starter set, though I always preferred Typhlosion

>>29667415
Cyndaquil

>>29667415
>Cyndaquil
Cyndaquil

We should just vote on a type first and then on a starter afterward.

>>29667313
Cyndaquil up in this bitch

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>>29667500
You. I like you.

>>29667352
>>29667389
>>29667447
>>29667552
Oh, goodness, how could I forget? I remember now! You'll have to excuse me; I'm not as young as I used to be, and my memory gets spotty. Well, Luke, you and your Squirtle have been all over the place, I imagine, and I bet you've had some life-changing experiences. I wonder, have you made any new friends on your Pokemon journey?

>1.) Select party.

You may have up to three Pokemon native to the Kanto region (but can choose to have less), and your Squirtle counts as one of the three, but those besides your starter cannot be other starters, legendary, or only accessible by special means. The max level for your Pokemon is 20, though only one of the three may be 20 as of now. You can choose to have evolved any Pokemon who can by their level, such as Squirtle to Wartortle, or you may choose to keep them in their original forms. The two Pokemon who receive the most votes (or one or none if enough players choose so) will be selected, regardless of the pairings in which they're suggested by players.

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>>29667741
>>29667760
>>29667788
>>29667608
The tides are turning...

>>29667825
Ninetails and Espeon

>>29667825
Ghastly

>>29667825
Dratini and abra

>>29667825
Haunter, Abra, Ditto

>>29667825
Abra

ghastly

and

ninetales

>>29667825
Alrighty
>Spearow
>Mankey
>Squirtle
Squirtle at 20, and they all evolve whenever they want obviously.

Seriously, who the hell doesn't evolve their pokemon?

>>29667873
>>29667872
>>29667869
>your squirtle counts as one of the three

>>29667825
Ghastly and Kabuto

>>29667825
Pideotto

Mankey

>>29667869
scratch the haunter, just ditto and abra

>>29667873
Looks good.

>>29667825
Ghastly, Machop

>>29667828
Too late you are. My nostalgia is satisfied.

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>>29667825
How about a friendly neighborhood Parasect?
With Bug/Poison typing, and few demands for caretaking, it can be an ideal compliment to squirtle.

>>29667825
Ratatta, Growlithe. Awesome mouse and fire-dog are friends.

>>29667825
Vulpix and, uh, Porygon.

>>29667825
Porygon and Primeape.

>>29667825
Ninetails and Kadabra

>>29667825
Ghastly and Vulpix

>>29667935
This porygon and primeape

>>29667935
Whoops, he evolves at 28. Make that a Mankey.

>>29667920
>>29667935
>Porygon
>Acquired through normal means
Anyways, Ghastly and Abra.

>>29667825
Meowth and Onix

>>29667825
electabuzz at 30 and oddish.

>>29667825
ninetails and something other than kadabra or haunter-we can't get the trade evolution

>>29667825
vulpix and onyx

>>29667825
ninetails and eevee

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ANOTHER Pokemon quest?

>>29667990
I assume we will be able to evolve them normally later on.

>>29667825

Miltank and Tauros

>>29668025
Presumably caused by butthurt over the first one becoming a yuriquest. Not that I mind, but you should've seen the last thread degenerate into whining.

ponyta and tauros

>>29667452
Sorry.
I'll go now.

>>29667915
Seconded. Parasect is a very useful pokemon to have, and common enough to be a reasonable one to have caught.

My vote for Pokemon #3 is Abra. He won't do shit for a while, but when he evolves... hot damn.

>>29667825
Haunter and Vulpix

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>>29667915
Yeah, I screwed up about the typing. Sorry.

Give 'em what they want, OP.

>>29668056
Yeah but do we really need an entirely separate one? Won't this just degenerate into a yaoiquest instead?

>>29668130
>Won't this just degenerate into a yaoiquest instead?
>yaoiquest
/tg/ is not in yaoi

>>29668130
Nah, unless /tg/ suddenly changed demographics to mostly female overnight, it'll degenerate into a stereotypical white knight quest.

>>29668074
Make it a paras then you got yourself a deal

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>>29667863
>>29667920
These and too many others to bother quoting.

How intriguing! A Vulpix and a Gastly, eh? An impressive start for a beginning trainer. I'm sure the four of you will get along swimmingly... Oh, that reminds me! If I remember right, there was another young man with you on the day you began your journey. He selected a Pokemon of his own... er, what was his name again?

>1.) Oh, his name is ____.

>>29668250
GENGAR

>>29668250
>>1.) Oh, his name is ____.
DIck.

>>29668250
Lawrence
Good asshole name

>>29668250
Asshat

but seriously

Mark

>>29668250
I believe it was Dicks Ivan.

>>29668279
this, so hard.

>>29668250
Moron.

I mean Lawrence.

>>29668250
Richard / Dick.

>>29668250
Dick

>>29668250

Dicks

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>>29668250

>>29668250
Phineas

>>29668250
>Richard but people like to call you Rich and you hate it when people call you dick

>>29668375
that is fuckin amazing

>>29668250
Dickie.

>>29668250
Gotta go with Richard Short.

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Koolio,
and his Pokemon was a Geodude.

>>29667313
I'm from Orre, but I didn't take a starter Pokemon. I just have this Espeon and this Umbreon.

>>29668250
Cockwaffle
he has a Magikarp

>>29668523
Nice try, but we've ended up with some teen dweeb named Luke who controls a team consisting of a two-way dominatrix and a ball of gas.

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>>29668279
>>29668348
>>29668368
>>29668374
>>29668389
Hey, behave yourself! There's no need to be so rude to a fellow trainer... oh. Hrm. Now that I think about it... that's right, his name WAS Richard! It all makes sense then; sorry about overreacting. Though I think I remember him saying something about preferring to be called "Rich"... Yes, you and Richard both received your Pokemon from me; and now it seems you're both on your way to Goldenrod, a whole region over, to compete in the Junior Division of this year's Charity Tournament! I wish you both luck and safe travels.

Are you ready? Your Pokemon journey is about to continue!

...

You're shaken awake by shaking of the train. Your eyes blink open, and you glance around, startled. It's been a long train ride to get here, but the buzzing intercom tells you it's finally over.

"Now pulling into Goldenrod City station. All passengers, please prepare to depart."

This is it, then! Your legs tremble as you get out of your seat, pulling your bag on and fastening it to your back. You're so close now, you can almost taste the electricity in the air; today is the day you enter the Junior Division at the charity tournament being held in the city here. Over the next few weeks, you'll fight trainers and battle your way to the top (if all goes well), and maybe even be crowned champion of the division! Prizes, glory, and more await you. But what drives you the most is...

>1.) The oodles of prize money!
>2.) The chance for fame and glory!
>3.) The opportunity to get valuable experience for my Pokemon.
>4.) The chance to make lots of friends!
>5.) None of these things; what you REALLY want is...

>>29668745
what you really want is to join team Rocket

>>29668745
>>5.) None of these things; what you REALLY want is...
To explore all the wonders of the world!

But really,
>1.) The oodles of prize money!

>>29668745
The oodles of prize money!

>>29668745
>1.) The oodles of prize money!
>2.) The chance for fame and glory!
What a typical kid would want.

>>29668745

2.) The chance for fame and glory!

>>29668745
>> 5.) None of these things; what you REALLY want is...
Finally prove to my dad that I am not worthless.

>>29668745
>>3.) The opportunity to get valuable experience for my Pokemon.
>>4.) The chance to make lots of friends!

>>29668827
Ok, changing to this

>>29668745
Let's not pretend that we aren't greedy fucks.
MONEY!

>>29668745
>2.) The chance for fame and glory!
>4.) The chance to make lots of friends!

We want all the bitches.

>>29668745
To show that dick Dick what a real champ is.

>>29668523
I'm surprised people never jump on the Orre train. I love playing Snaggers, and it'd be interesting to see how someone from what is pretty much a totally non-league region interacts with the structured and safe environment of a league region.

>>29668745
>2.) The chance for fame and glory!

>>29668745
>>5.) None of these things; what you REALLY want is...
The chance to bang all my pokemon waifus.

>>29669074
Orre is a shithole though

>>29668827
>>29668804
>>29668794
>>29668847
>>29668826
>>29669222

You grab the brim of your hat, and tug it down. Money is nice, but it's only a perk. What you want is a name. To BE somebody. And then maybe he'll realize you're not just some waste of space. Your other hand cups around one of three Pokeballs around your waist. You press on the capsule and let it enlarge in your hand. It feels natural. This is definitely your calling: to be a Pokemon trainer!

"Now arriving in Goldenrod City. If this is your stop, please depart through the nearest available doors on the right side of the train. Thank you for your patronage."

The kind lady on the intercom goes away, and several sliding doors open on the appropriate side. Dozens of people begin shuffling out the doors.

>1. Exit the train.
>2. Wait and let the crowd disperse.

>>29669251
It's a shithole that produces badasses though. Also: "Oh sure, everyone who beats all 100 floors of our challenge arena gets a free Ho-Oh!"

>>29669318
>>2. Wait and let the crowd disperse.

>>29669318
>>2. Wait and let the crowd disperse.
Don't want to get mugged

>>29669318
>2. Wait and let the crowd disperse.

>>29669318

>2. Wait and let the crowd disperse.

>>29669656
>>2.) Hello, Dick.
>>3.) Are you here for the tournment?

>>29669656
>2.) Hello, Dick.
We don't seem to be the calm, mature sort who would handle this correctly and not rise to the bait.

>>29669656
>"Hey Rich, here for the tourney?"

>>29669350
>>29669356
>>29669380
>>29669400
You let the people go fist. You're unfamiliar with this city, and you wouldn't like to get swept away in a big crowd to somewhere dangerous. But as the people melt away, one stranger remains. Glaring at you.

On the other side of the train car, a boy about your age is reclining casually in his seat, his arm stretched across the back. His hair is brown and feathered, and he's glaring at you from behind his oval blue sunglasses. "Well well well. Didn't think I would run into a punk like you all the way out here... Luke."

>1.) Hello, Richard.
>2.) Hello, Dick.
>3.) Are you here for the tournament?

Sorry for deleting that, there were a few typos and I got pissed.

>>29669707
>Hey Dick. You here for the tournament?

>>29669707

>2.) Hello, Dick.

>>29669707
>>2.) Hello, Dick.
>>3.) Are you here for the tournament?

>>29669707
>2.) Hello, Dick.

>>29669707
>>"Hey Rich, here for the tourney?"
Let's try to be civil to him, we've matured on our journey.

>>29669707
>>2.) Hello, Dick.

Standerd Rival bullshit

I hate the newer games, they don't have the dickish Rivals where you just want to beat the shit and humiliate like Red and Gold generations.

>>29669707
>>2.) Hello, Dick.
Sup faggot

>>29669707
Hey Dick.

>>29669707
>>2.) Hello, Dick.
Sup dick.

>>29669791
>>29669730
>>29669727
>>29669720
>>29669718
"Hello, Dick." You emphasize his name. Richard's face contorts into a nasty snarl, and he leans out of his seat.

"My NAME is Richard," he seethes at you. "And in case you've forgotten, I kicked your teeth in last time you called me that. Are ya cruising for another bruising, Little Luke?"

Tempers are flaring, and your fingers grip your Pokeball tightly. You've been waiting for this rematch.

>1.) Challenge him to a battle.
>2.) He's not worth it. Ignore him and leave.
>3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.

>>29669920
>>3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.
"Yeah, cry about it faggot"

>>29669920
>>3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.

"...Welp, gotta go. Can't keep dicking around, you know."

>>29669920
I'm pretty sure taunting him will end well, we should do that.

>>29669920
>> 3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.
Don't be so premature Dick.

>>29669920
>3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.
"Hey, guess what? Soon, I just won't have the time for you. Sorry if you wanted my autograph."

>>29669941
This. I like this.

>>29669941
>>29669973
These two lines man. Put them together.

>>29669920
>>3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.
"SMELL YA LATER, HOMO FUCK BOY"

>>29669938
>>29669941
SHOTS FIRED!

>>29669941
Yes.

>Pokemon Quest
>First chance, don't battle, be a cunt to our asshole rival
>Don't battle
What is this madness

>>29670039
This isn't your grandma's Pokemon.

>>29669983
As do I. Taunt the little shit and walk away. What's he going to do, have his pokemon attack us in broad daylight, in public?

>>29670039
In the other one we straight up skipped the first gym and spent like a week fucking around catching new 'mons and flirting with literally every character that had lines.

/tg/ gonna /tg/

>>29670128
Hopefully we disregard bitches and train legendaries.

>>29670128
to be fair we stopped flirting with every character and have made a beeline for the pretty nerd girl
this is a good thing

>>29669920

3.) Taunt him and leave. You enjoy seeing him freak out.

"You're not worth it, see you in the winner's circle, Dick."

...Wait a second, are if Luke's the Douche Rival without actually knowing it?

>>29670195

*What if Luke's the Douche Rival without actually knowing it?

Fuck, I'm stupid sometimes.

>>29670194
>pretty nerd girl
Sounds the worst.

>>29670195
No. We are both the douche rival.

At the end of the quest, we see Vance win, having learned the true meaning of friendship and Pokemon spirit from his two good friends Robin and Kat.

>>29670128
>mons
Am I the only one in this thread that thought people were talking about vaginas?

>>29670323
I thought it said "moms" at first glace and I got really happy, then I took a second look and was disappointed.

>>29670323

Gotta catch 'em all!

>>29669941
>>29669973
>>29669979
>>29669983
"Don't be so premature, Dick. This isn't the place for a fight." You wouldn't know it from looking at his beet-red face though, as he stands up, knuckles clenched.

"Oh, you are not doing this!"

With a dismissive wave and a smirk you bid him farewell. "Sorry, but I've gotta go. Can't keep dicking around, you know." As you head to the door you can hear him sprinting up toward you, so once you're one step out the door you swivel around and watch as he comes up face-to-face with you. "Don't you ignore me, you jerk!" he roars, ripping a Pokeball off your belt. "It's the official League rules! Once you've made eye contact with a trainer, you can't deny a challenge! We're fighting right here, right now, and you are going to take your lumps for being such a prick!"

That IS true, you admit, but maybe this is a bad place...

The automated door shuts between you and Richard as it prepares for departure. There is a pause, and his eyes widen as he realizes what is happening. And then, he begins pounding on the door rapidly, shouting something you can't hear as the train pulls out of the station. You wave goodbye to Dick as he dwindles off into the horizon. You can't help but laugh as you walk off. All of Goldenrod City lies before you, and with no pesky jerks to bother you as you explore it!

Where will you go?

>1.) The nearest Pokemon Center.
>2.) Maybe check out the Gym?
>3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.
>4.) You'll need a place to stay. Maybe look for a hotel?
>5.) You have supplies to purchase in preparation. Go to the Department Store this city's so famous for.

>>29670323
How does mons=vagina?

>>29670351

3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.

>>29670351
>>4.) You'll need a place to stay. Maybe look for a hotel?
Always go for a hotel first. This is traveling 101.imp5a

>>29670351
>3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.
'Tis the only time-sensitive thing. Plus, it's the only place Dick will know he can find us later.

>>29670351
>>3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.

>>29670371
Mons pubis/mons veneris. Pubic mound.

>>29670351
>>3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.

>>29670351
3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.
Did...he just disappear off with a pokemon of ours?

>>29670412
Yes he did

>>29670351
Did he just accidentally steal our pokemon?

>>29670351
>"Don't you ignore me, you jerk!" he roars, ripping a Pokeball off your belt.

PUNCH

HIS

FACE

>>29670351
YO GO GET OUR FUCKING POKEBALL BACK. BEAT THAT NIGGA

>>29670351
CHASE THAT FUCKER DOWN

HE KIDNAPPED YOUR FRIEND

>>29670351
Call the police and report a pokemon kidnapping.

>>29670351
>3.) You should register for the tournament. Look for where that's at.
Also, GET OUR FUCKING POKEMON BACK FUCK

>>29670442
>>29670446
>>29670462
THAT DICK

GET AFTER HIM

>>29670351
>>he roars, ripping a Pokeball off your belt.

What a dick.

I support chasing after the train to beat his ass down.

>>29670494
>Call the police
Hell no. Snitches get stitches. We deal with this ourselves.

>>29670351
Wait, did he take one of our pokeballs? Oh man, I hope that way a typo or something or we are screwed! If so, be the vulpix please

If that was a typo,
>3.) Register for the tournament

We need to know what people are going to be using, and catch a few more pokemon to fill out our roster. Even a few weak ones would be useful to whittle down opponents. Also, we need to know what the rules for the tournament are.

>>29670494
I don't think he ment to steal whichever mon it was. The door kinda did close on him while he was demanding a battle.

>>29670351
SPRINT HIM DOWN WHILE SCREAMING HIS NAME

>>29670528
I'm picturing a 14 year old screaming down the street.

"DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiick"

>>29670412
>>29670436
>>29670437
Fffffffuck

Not cool, yo!

Pokemon are our friends!

>>29670351
BITCH THIEVES THAT'S THAT SHIT I DON'T LIKE

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>>29666939
>>29666946
>>29666949
>>29666982
>>29666995
>>29667024
all under 18 4 chan doesn't allow this

>>29670511
No Fuck the dick.

We calling the cops on his ass.

>>29670565
You ain't a real nigga.

I have to say I do enjoy the idea of a 14 year old white kid trying to act like a gangsta.

>>29670577
A real nigga dont give a fuck about other nigga that steals his shit.

Calling the cops will ruin dick life. Then he joins team rocket. then we destroy team rocket and watch his ass go to jail where he going to get rape.

>>29670604
You are definitely a pussy ass nigga. Fuck outta here.

>>29670513
Addendum to my previous statement:

If he stole a fucking pokeball we will chase him to THE ENDS OF THE FUCKING EARTH for it. Disregard the tournament entirely guys - this asshole is going down.

>>29670351
FUCK YOU, DICK, GIVE US BACK OUR POKEMON

inb4 we chase him down to see out poke attacking him

>>29670613
Be a real nigga and enjoy getting raped by other niggas.

I be here outside with my money and your bitch.

>>29670657

I hope that's the case. I am now picturing the Vulpix chomping down his foot when we arrive.

>>29670627
Yeah

Pokemon are serious business. They're like family, basically.

>>29670437
>>29670442
>>29670446
>>29670462
Well, you've got a lot to do. You need to find a room, get a spot in the tournament, and... and...

Why does your belt feel lighter? The gears in your head turn. Something's fishy. Your memory shoots back to just a moment ago, when Richard tried to snatch your Pokeball and force you to battle with him. The door shut before he could, and the train departed. Departed with your Pokemon on board.

You burst into a cold sweat, checking which two remain in your possession. "Oh, no! GASTLY!"

Your feet slam onto the train tracks, sprinting down the way as fast as you can after that train. Your fists shake wildly in the air as you scream to high heaven the ways you're going to make that fool pay for what he's done. "YOU THINK YOU CAN GET AWAY WITH STEALING MY POKEMON DICK?! SCREW BATTLES I'M GONNA DECK YOU IN YOUR FREAKING FACE YA HEAR?! I'LL THROTTLE YOUUUUU!!!"

But you are young, and no athlete. You can only get so far before your legs break down, and you collapse to your knees, panting for breath. This was dumb; there's no way you're catching a train on foot. Dick's off who-knows-where with poor Gastly...

But before that can sink in any further, the sound of police sirens grabs your attention. Below the tracks runs a city street, and at the bottom a young officer is stepping out of her car. The blue-haired woman shields her eyes from the sun as she stares up at you. "What in the... hey, kid! What are you doing up there?! Those are train tracks, that's incredibly dangerous!!"

>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!
>2.) Somebody stole my Pokemon!
>3.) She's only going to make trouble. Run down the tracks and get out of her sight.
>4.) Try something else.

>>29670784
>>2.) Somebody stole my Pokemon!

>>29670784
>>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!

>>29670784
>>2.) Somebody stole my Pokemon!
YO, SOME DICK STOLE MY FUCKING POKEMON

>>29670784
>>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!
He didn't steal it, it was an accident. BUT FUCK, GHASTLY'S STILL THERE.

>>29670784
>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!

>>29670784

>Ey baby you come here often?

No but seriously

>>2.) "Somebody stole my Pokemon, and they're on that train!"

>>29670784
>>2.) Somebody stole my Pokemon!
Even if it was an accident, I'm assuming he stole it.

>>29670784
Option #2, obviously.
She can give Luke a ride to anywhere else afterward.

>>29670733
Exactly. In fact, they can mean even more to a trainer given that they tend to travel the world with just their Pokemon for comfort. That, coupled with the fact that the pokemon he stole was likely captured at a low level and been trained up to lv. 20, means it's like he stole our CHILD. A bit of an exaggeration, true, but jesus christ he's a dead man and I won't rest until he's fucking paste under our shoes.

If he fucks off an shows up later with our pokemon under his command... I might lose it, and I don't even PLAY pokemon anymore.

OP, please have that be a mistyping on your part. I figure it is, and that you're not intentionally having our rival 'accidentally' steal one of our pokemon.

>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!
In all fairness he didn't really mean to be off to the next town with our pokemon

>>29670784
>>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!

Seriously, though--don't we have to go down to the station and file a police report? Do they have Pokemon Amber Alerts? I mean, unless each Pokemon is genetically printed to each Pokeball, there's really no way you could possibly find a trafficked Pokemon.

>>29670784
>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!

It *was* an accident.

>>29670784
>2.) Somebody stole my Pokemon!
Tell her it's on the train, and have her call ahead to the next stop so she can have someone catch Richard.

As soon as he grabbed our pokeball without our consent it was theft. Him getting stuck on the train was an accident, sure, but that doesn't mean he's not at fault here.

>>29670784
>>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!
>>2.) Somebody stole my Pokemon!

>>29670846
It actually seemed like an accident, honestly. I bet he's looking at the pokeball right now going "Wait..this isn't...OH HOLY FUCK WHAT DID I DO!?"

>>29670887
Pretty fucking much.

>>29670887
You're right.

>>29670887
Yeah, but he's probably seriously regretting it now

>>29670784

>1.) Officer, I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!

>>29670863
We can just say we don't want to press charges, but we can still use it as leverage to convince Richard to stop being such an asshole to us.

>>29670876
Yes, but he still took the pokeball without our consent. That's theft any way you slice it.

Also, we need to get ourselves a set of dark sunglasses so that fucking eye-contact rule won't allow jerks like this to pressure us into duels. Because that rule is stupid as hell and we'd look bitching with some cool shades and a sweet hat.

>>29670887
>As soon as he grabbed our pokeball without our consent it was theft
That seems like a little much. I mean, come on, he clearly didn't mean to take them.

>>29670946
Also, how the fuck do people go anywhere in a fucking city wihtout battling shit.

Or get to the nurse joy place without battling right infront of her building if you need to heal but you forced to a battle.

It kinda fucking retarded.

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>>29670846
>they can mean even more to a trainer given that they tend to travel the world with just their Pokemon for comfort.


>tfw you grew a strong all-rounder team in Blue version
>tfw you transferred that entire team to Silver version after it first came out
>tfw that legacy team helps you plow through both the Elite Four and Red

I did not mean to feel these feels tonight.

>>29670898
Yeah, he's probably sweating bullets right now. Oh, damn I hope he doesn't decide to throw it out a window or something. Shit, that would be bad...

>>29670909
>>29670917
>>29670925
Oh, he's regretting it all right. Maybe a police officer greeting him as he leaves the train will freak him out enough for him to leave us alone for the time being? We can only hope.

>>29670950
You and I hate each other. I just took your dog from you with force and without consent telling you we must fight. Then he got on the train and left.

even by accident for running, that was still fucking theft.

>>29670962
Its a rule for kids man. We're 14

>>29671003
Official pokemon league rules man.

That goes for all fucking ages. Even for little fucking children to old ass vets.

>>29670984
Yeah, but you took the dog with the absolute intention of giving it back in just a moment.

Kids do dumb things. No need to throw him in the slammer for this, it'd just be answering douchebaggery with douchebaggery.

>>29670984
More like
We both dislike one another because we're both dicks. Challenge each other to an arm wrestling match. Ignore. He runs up, grabs my wallet and says "Then you have to pay the bet already!" Suddenly, train doors shut between us, and he is taken away by surprise.

I'd follow him and say "Nigger give it back! I need that!" Because I know the guy. I wouldn't call in theft.
Especially since we're both children

>>29671027
>Official pokemon league rules man.
I wonder what are the league rules for pokemon theft.

>>Suffice to say 1 beat 2, eight votes to seven

"Officer!" you cry, running to the edge of the tracks and leaning over. "I need your help; my Pokemon's on that train!"

She gapes at you and says, "What?"

"My Pokeball got taken, and it's still on that train!"

The officer seems to sober up after the initial confusion, and slams a fist into her upturned palm. "Say no more, Officer Jenny's here to help! Taking someone else's Pokeball is inexcusable!" She beckons you down from the tracks. "Come down here! I can put a call forward to the next stop to search the train and get the culprit before he gets off. I'll take you straight there."

"Er, it's kind of a long jump..."

"Don't worry!" she says with a goofy smile. "I'll catch you!" You're not sure you trust that smile.

>1.) Er... you go ahead and do that. I'll walk, and meet you at the next stop.
>2.) Jump.

>>29670962
>"It's the official League rules!"

Yeah it seems poorly thought out. How the fuck is that enforced?

>>29671064
Jail and to be ban from all League related things like tournaments or Gym battles.

Stealing pokemon is serious fucking shit man. There Hunters and a entire underworld of criminals that live their lives stealing pokemon.

Like Hunter J.

>>29671084
>>1.) Er... you go ahead and do that. I'll walk, and meet you at the next stop.
Crazy bitch

>>29671084
>>2.) Jump.

>>29671084

>2.) Jump.

>>29671084
>>2.) Jump.

Fuck it. She going to catch us or use pokemon.

>>29671084
>2.) Jump.
Our Pokemon is at stake, no time for personal safety concerns!

>>29671084
>>2.) Jump.

>>29671044
If anything, going with Option #2 could be riskier than going with any other.
If the Officer finds your claim to be true after confronting both parties, Dick could be kicked out of the league at least for now.
If she finds it to be false after confronting both parties, Luke would end up getting in a lot of legal mire.
I may just change my mind to the first option.

>>29670950
No, but he grabbed our fucking pokeball, dude. That's not cool, and most certainly against the 'rules of engagement' for pokemon trainers.

>>29670972
I've only played Blue and Yellow, and let me tell you I was really attached to those pokemon. Then my game glitched and I couldn't get past the 8th Gym in Blue, or get Surf at all in Yellow. Never managed to beat either game because of that. Damn these feels.

>>29670962
I think the idea is that trainers aren't required to battle if they meet eye contact, but once they have they're not allowed to refuse a challenge. Which is fucking retarded - I would do as you suggest and just sit outside the pokemon center, challenging guys with weakened/KOed pokemon and taking their cash (as that's a real in-universe thing).

I mean, it accurately portrays how some of the NPCs in Pokemon work, but it's still a really, really stupid rule.

>>29671084
>>2.) Jump.

>>29671084
>>2.) Jump.

Why the fuck wouldn't we trust Officer Jenny?

>>29671084
>Jump that shit, what are we, a pussy?

>>29671084
>>2.) Jump.
Lil L ain't never scared

>>29671084
Is there a time or vote limit? You're going get shit on with accusations that you're waiting for the vote to turn how you want before updating

>>29671084
>Jump

Why the hell not? She's awesome and being super helpful to us right now.

Also, thank you OP for going with my suggestion for her to call ahead. We should give her a physical description of Richard before she makes the call.

>>29671084
>2.) Jump.

If you can't trust Officer Jenny, there's probably nobody in the world who you can trust.

Calling it right now
If he gets arrested for this shit, he's turning into a Rocket down the line.
There's no way league rules let a pokemon thief continue to train pokemon legally.
We need to let her know that it was an accident, and maybe even imply that we handed it to him for a moment to show off or something. I'm calling in the "just between us" clause of rivalry. Can't let anyone else interfere in us giving his pokemon a fair and righteous face-stomping.
Also I think we're more of the rival to his main character, from our actions on the train.

>>29671225
>Rich gets put in jail thread 1
>Turns to the dark side
>Rises through the ranks of Team Rocket
>Breaks in on us when we're league Champ
>"This time, I will steal them from you, and mean it."

>>29671260
Awesome

>>29671225
We're not going to get him arrested. We're just going to get our pokemon back, tell him to chill the fuck out, and move on. Heck, I'd be okay with us trying to mend things with him after we get our pokeball back. Something the lines of:

Luke: You know, I'm not even that mad about what happened. It was a stupid accident, right?
Rich: Yeah, seriously Luke. I was just trying to...
Luke: To what? Pick a fight?
Rich: Something like that. Look, you were being a di- I mean a jerk to me on the train.
Luke: So were you. (pause) Look, I'm tired of getting into fights with you over stupid shit. Things went too far today. So, let's just bury the hatchet, okay? We don't have to be friends, but we could at least stop being enemies, okay?
Rich: I... maybe. It's just...
Luke: yeah. We've hated each other's guts for so long, I don't even remember why. Am I right?
Rich: (pause) Okay. (grins) But I'm still going to beat you in the tournament later, Luke.
Luke: You're on... Rich.

(oh gods why is my brain set to yaoi now asdfdfsdfsd)

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>>29671200
Voting ends once I feel a fair amount of time has been given to vote. That changes at random, but I'm not trying to favor one option or the other; I just can't keep a schedule to save my life.

>>29671110
>>29671111
>>29671117
>>29671118
Well, what else can you possibly do right now? Walking won't get you anywhere, and if you take too long another train might just come and run you over! As crazy as the jump sounds, you're going to do. You'll have to risk it for Gastly's sake.

"All right, here I come!" With a hup and heave you fling yourself over the railing, arms spread out to slow your descent as you go tumbling off the railroad tracks. You scream, and you hope you're just imagining that warm spot on your legs. This was a bad idea; a terrible idea! Why did you DO this?!

You don't even notice Officer Jenny pulling a Pokeball out of her pocket. She tosses it into the air at you, shouting, "I choose you, Teddi-Bear!"

The ball breaks open, and in a flash of white light a tremendous brown bear comes flying at you.

"URSSSSAAAAAAAA!"

It snatches you up in its massive arms and hugs you close as you both land. His stocky legs absorb the impact, and you and he both wince as the concrete sinks beneath him. Your shaking body is released by the bear-like Pokemon, and he pats you on the head with an affectionate "Urs!" As your vision returns Jenny comes running over to check on you herself.

"That was one heck of a fall, kid! You all right?"

>1.) Yeah, I'm fine. Let's get moving.
>2.) What is THAT thing? (Check the Pokedex.)
>3.) I'm never doing that again.
>4.) Something else.

>>29671426
>>1.) Yeah, I'm fine. Let's get moving.
We should already know what an Ursaring is, unless we're a filthy casual.

From the looks of it, just grabbing another trainer's balls is a crime in itself.

>>29671426
>> 1.) Yeah, I'm fine. Let's get moving.

>>29671426

>2.) What is THAT thing? (Check the Pokedex.)

>>29671426
>>3.) I'm never doing that again.
yes we are

>>29671426
>1.) Yeah, I'm fine. Let's get moving.
Ghastly is the most important thing here.

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>>29671260

>Implying he doesn't rot in jail
>Implying that, when he's finally released, he'll be 35 and only just starting on getting all his badges
>Implying that the crushing depression of running around the world at 35 alongside countless tweens and teenagers just to win some shiny pieces of metal won't rot whatever scraps are left of his pride
>Implying he doesn't simply break down crying at the fifth gym leader after whatever fucking gimmick in the gym has him continuously slamming into the walls or ending up at the gym's entrance

Face it--we put the guy away, and it'll fucking break him.

>>29671523
I kind of what this to happen and we play as him instead.

>>29671523
Hopefully, the jury will have a sense of proportion.

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>>29671426

>Officer Jenny now uses Ursarings
>not Arcanines anymore

Fuck me, now I feel like an old fart. Still, solid upgrade.

>2.) What is THAT thing? (Check the Pokedex.)

>>29671442
>>29671457
>>29671516
"Yeah, I'm fine," you say as you dust yourself off. Jenny doesn't really looks like she believes you; good thing, too, because even you're not sure if that's the truth. That crazy bear can jump!

With no more time to lose, she calls back her Pokemon. She beckons you to her cruiser and you hop into the passenger seat. She gets into her side of the vehicle and straps on her seatbelt. "Buckle up, kid!" You do as she commands, and you're immediately grateful. When she hits the gas pedal your head hits the headrest. She swerves into traffic and goes screaming down the streets at a speed entirely unsafe for any urban environment. She seems to think that putting her sirens on lowers the danger. You don't feel safer.

"All right, kid," she says, eyes strictly on the road in a surprisingly sensible decision. "I'm going to call ahead and stop that train. Can you describe the perp to me?"

>1.) Describe him to her.
>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.
>3.) Describe him vaguely and hope they'll find the Pokeball but not him.

>>29671722
>>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.

>>29671722
>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.

>>29671523
He's a minor. He's not going to get a 25-year sentence. Worst case he's in there until he's 18 and then gets out, all buff and shit and ready to kick our skinny ass for being such a massive asshole.

No - the worst thing is they just ban him from being able to own / use pokemon, sending him into fits of horror and depression for weeks while he contemplates never being able to 'be the very best', after which he lives a perfectly normal, productive life.

>>29671722
>>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.

>>29671722
>>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.

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>>29671561

>Jaded Pokemon Trainer Quest

Every other choice would involve us drowning our depression in alcohol. Every other battle--against wild pokemon or otherwise--would be with us being drunk. Hell, there would be at least one sequence where we go off on some tirade over the world's cruelties to some fucking teenaged trainers that had the misfortune of being in the same elevator as us while we're shopping at a department store. Oh, and we'd flirt with all of the female gym leaders. All of them.

The only way the quest would end is with us confronting our long-retired Rival, gun in hand, on the roof of a building.

>>29671722
>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.
"He didn't mean to steal it, I think, but he still grabbed it without asking for it. He's a jerk, but he's not a thief. I just want my pokemon back, alright?"

>>29671788
No, Anon, stop. My penis is about to explode from the thought.

>>29671722
>>1.) Describe him to her.

Just the facts, jack--just the facts.

>>29671722

2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.

>>29671722
>>1.) Describe him to her.

>>29671722
>2.) Describe him to her, but tell her it was an accident.

>>29671827
If we don't tell her it was an accident, she'll make a big deal out of it, resulting only in Rich hating us more and forcing us to correct her on the spot.

Rich may be a jerk, but he's still just a kid.

>>29671953
He stole from us on purpose anon.

That shit is theft. How he escaped is an fucking accident.

>>29671953
Being a kid doesn't excuse you from anything.

>>29671741
>>29671756
>>29671775
>>29671781
You tell her everything that comes to mind about Richard. "About as tall as I am, brown feathered hair, wears a blue jacket..." after a minute you've given her the most apt description you can, but before she can call it in you ask, "Hey, Officer Jenny?"

"Yeah, kid?"

"Could you... go easy on him?"

"Huh?" she balks.

"I'm pretty sure it was an accident. He still grabbed it without asking for it, but I think he didn't mean to steal it. He's a jerk, but he's not a thief." You pause and sheepishly avert your eyes. "I just want my Pokemon back, all right?"

Jenny shrugs, and smiles reassuringly at you. "If you say so, kid." She picks up the radio and starts chatting with someone on the other line, describing Richard and asking for someone to detain him at the next stop. You don't pay much attention and press your face up against the glass, watching the city pass by at screaming, terrible speeds. You hope Gastly is okay by herself.

You know you've arrived when the car stops dead in its tracks, and with all of your strength you stop yourself before your head smacks right into the dashboard. "We're here!" the police officer says, stating the obvious. Out on the street, at the bottom of the staircase is a police officer holding Gastly's Pokeball. His other hand is firmly planted on Richard's shoulder, to make sure he doesn't run off. Richard was always kinda whiny, but you've never seen him like this. He looks like he's about to cry, and not out of rage like when you call him Dick. Your stomach starts to turn looking at him; it's not even satisfying, really, just pathetic.

Officer Jenny opens your door for you, and you hop onto the sidewalk, approaching Richard. He's watching you in trepidation waiting to see what you'll do.

>1.) Punch him.
>2.) Yell at him.
>3.) Kick him.
>4.) Demand an apology.
>5.) Ask why he was dumb enough to take your Pokeball.
>6.) Headbutt him.
>7.) Don't speak to him, take your Pokeball back.

>>29672136
>>6.) Headbutt him.
Yooooooooooo.

>>29671953
I'm also the guy who said we should chase him down to the ends of the earth. I still think he should be forgiven, if only because it would probably be better for both of us if we weren't at each other's throats all the time. That's what got us into this mess.

>>29672006
I think being a kid excuses you from certain things. This seems like an accident to me. It's not like he assaulted us or anything.

As someone who was a victim of bullies for years, I can tell you that this is borderline funny compared to the kind of shit kids can cook up. We should tell him to knock it off, move on, and if he does it again we get Officer Jenny to enforce the long arm of the law of his ass.

>>29672136
>2.) Yell at him.