You are Reinhold, master swordsman and victor of the Royal Swordsmanship Tournament. The King was so impressed with your skill, he personally requested that you be transferred out of the army and into the Royal Guard! Not bad for an orphan who was raised in a brothel in a poor fishing village.The only issue at this point is your assignment... you've been charged to be the personal guard of the King's only daughter Marianne. While she is the vision of loveliness that you'd expect from a Princess, her personality is... well... she seems to have some issues.Well, the duel's about to start. Time to get yourself mentally ready...>Congratulations, you are now an unruly WOLF!>Wolves are cool and powerful... and also rather dangerous.>The Princess now considers you to be her friend!>But while wolves are really cool, they still don't count as people.Thread archive:http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?searchall=Princess+Guard+QuestCharacter list + descriptions (in progress):http://pastebin.com/1Vhj4DJvList and descriptions of the spells shown thus far:http://pastebin.com/2c9y2sDMTwitter:https://twitter.com/QM_ArchelonQuest compilation that's kindly maintained by a person who isn't me:https://www.dropbox.com/sh/n4nhs9gd0kmnnni/04tpEy5_pe>>>>>>>>
My body is ready
>IT'S HAPPENING!
Deep breaths.Grandma was right, there's no point in getting nervous about this... you've been through this before, with a MUCH larger audience staring you down.As you do your best to calm yourself, you notice what looks like rippling waves moving across the surface of your bracelet, only to gradually slow and fade as you regulate your breathing.Heh, it's almost like this thing's trying to tell you to calm the hell down too.After you finally feel yourself calm down to the point where your bracelet's not reacting to your mood anymore, you decide to do a bit of stretching to limber up before the duel. Gotta be at your best, after all...KNOCK KNOCKYou nearly fall over from the sheer surprise of having someone knocking on the doorframe, righting your balance as you turn to see..."Luciana?" you say, not having expected to see her until after the duel."Ummm..." Luciana mumbles, sliding a foot on the ground in front of her. "...Takamaru said that he'd forgotten to tell you something...""Huh? You had some last-minute advice?""Something like that," Takamaru replies as he walks up to you.>roll 1d20
First for Marianne.
Rolled 13>>29645798
Rolled 17ere we go
Rolled 10>>29645798Oh gosh oh man
Rolled 14>>29645798dice
>>29645757TIME TO D-D-D-D-DUEL.
Rolled 7>>29645798
Rolled 9>>29645798
Good news or bad news?
'ERE WE GO 'ERE WE GO
Rolled 9>>29645798Rolling
>>29645808>>29645812>>29645818Not bad.
>>29645812Does this count? Make sure you click reply in the future.
>>29645812Acceptable.
>>29645846Why wouldn't it count?
>>29645846It shouldn't. Everyone's happy to throw out bad rolls that aren't correct.
Rolled 4>>29645831Considering the first roll was a dice+10d1, yes.
>>29645812Man I hope that's enough.
>>29645855A lot of QMs use the "if it's not linked, it don't count" rule.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 10>>29645831>dice+10d1
>>29645798taka's gonna try to kill us, roll to DODGE>>29645855he didn't link to the post
>>29645855He wasn't replying to arch.
>>29645798I kind of wish we could use the 20 at the end of last thread.
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 15>>29645831It's very easy to roll 1's
>>29645798What's he gonna tell us?That he's our real father?
>>29645880>taka's gonna try to kill us, roll to DODGEIt turns out that Lucianna was the one trying to kidnap Lucianna so that she could eliminate her romantic rival, Lucianna. We've gotten too close to the truth, so we must die.
Hey before we get too involved in this, I've got a fanart project I'm working on, and it's still very much so, in WIP mode but, would you guys be interested in seeing it like that or in finished mode?
>>29645798IT'S A TRAP!
>>29645902No, that Monique is our father.
Rolled 2>>29645798he is going to tell us that Monique has acquired abilities of the devil gundam WITH THE HELP OF KYOJI!sorry for all the gundam jokes but i watching some series and i'm really hype about it
>>29645902No. That Monique is.
Rolled 4>>29645912As it is, anon.
>>29645912Do you even need to ask? Post it that we gush over it/tell you to go die.
>>29645912Both.
>>29645923Thats ok, G Gundam is pretty cool infact I think I will watch it again!
>>29645912Might as well show it now, anon
>Be gone 3 hours ago due to lolduties.I bet the fight is already over...>not even close.Yes yes yes, time to wreck that boypussy.
>>29645915Oh god fucking damn it it is, we're not actually going to duel Monique, are we?
>>29645908Dammit it was right in front of our eyes the whole time!
>>29645798>roll 20>wake up from our coma after that thug beat us up and raped and killed citrine>it was all a ruse by archelon >mfw
>>29645931>>29645937>>29645941>>29645945Very well, but It'll still have to wait a bit so I can get it ready. I hereby decree that tomorrows thread will have fanart.It's not a digital work
>>29645974>Implying that isn't the results of a nat 1
>>29645985>It's not a digital worki'm expecting either oil painting or bronze statues anon
>>29645974>>wake up from our coma after that thug beat us upThat's TOO bad. It could be wo->and raped and killed citrineWhelp. Adventures of Slaughterhold is go!
Rolled 13>>29646001It's a tattoo of chinhold.
>>29645985You fucking cocktease
>>29645974Thank god, now we can go on a quest for revenge instead of being a impossibly nice bodyguard to some stuck up princess for another 100 threads.
>>29646011>>29646005We'd be the hero Granche deserves
>>29645798
>>29646027>Granche
>>29646005>That's TOO badNOT too bad. NOT! Goddammit I'm going to sleep.>>29646011Word. Still waiting for Reinhold to go off on some unlucky shit and just vent all that pent up everything.
>>29645757>Implying it's possible for you guys to lose this duelWe all know what's going to happen. It's why I don't follow anymore. You're going to win, another girl will probably confess, and I'm willing to bet beyond that nothing of consequence will occur.If I'm right, I get to gloat, if I'm wrong, it's even funnier. I win both ways!
>>29646030we're rolling to recognize that this isn't Luciana, since OOC we know she's in the booth
In a single movement, Takamaru ducks down, reaches for his sword, unsheathes it and swings it directly at your face!But you act on pure instinct, jumping back as far as you can."Wh- what the hell!" you shout as you ready your own sword, completely bewildered by Takamaru's actions."That was a demonstration," Takamaru says as he sheaths his blade. "Monique is using a saber, but it would not surprise me if he attempted iaido- er, to use the speed from drawing his sword as an attack.""He remembered that you wanted some advice, so he suggested that," Luciana says, shrugging. "I hope that wasn't too much of a shock...""...no, I'm fine," you say, glancing at your bracelet as the spikes that it's formed gradually recede."I did not mean to alarm you, but I felt that the best way to demonstrate it," Takamaru says."No problem, I'm happy with whatever advice I get."Takamaru then walks back to the doorway as Luciana approaches you and takes your hands."Umm... I just wanted to wish you luck!" the princess says, smiling warmly as she holds your hands in hers and raises them to chest level.>thank her>shake her off>[OTHER]
>>29646053>>>/qtg/
>>29646063>Shake her off and leave wordlessly
Rolled 3>>29646038What a coincidence. There is someone like that in Reinhold's future.
>>29646063Based Takamaru
>>29646063>thank her
>>29646063>>thank her
>>29646063>Kiss her hands and promise victoryWhy yes, I am a Luciana fan.
>>29646063>thank herThis is a choice between 'Don't be a dick' and 'Be a dick'So, naturally, everyone else is going to vote to be a dick and shake her off.
>>29646063>Pull your hands back gently>thank her
>>29646063What do you mean by shake her off?
>>29646063>thank herWhy not, and its fucking a dick move to just shake her off.
>>29646063>thank herAww yiisss someone's gonna get mad.
>>29646063>[OTHER]Kiss her
>>29646063>thank her.As a friend. To avoid the next great waifu war
>>29646053>implying it's possible to get through the duelSince arche has likened this to a VN a lot, I'd guess we just got to the part 1 finale-we know all the characters and have what we think is a rival, so now the real BBEG needs to reveal himself and kill of the stronk people, leaving the heroes as the only ones able to save the day. PGQ then transformed into a turn based strategy game as we try to regain control of our countries, and then conquer the invading nations and their allies
>>29646063Thank her, of course. Then gently and politely remove hands from her chest.
>>29646088Yep. Nevermind that as of you saying that there was only one person voting to be a dick. Dick.
>>29646063>thank herOnly viable choice.
>>29646063>thank her"Thanks. I'll try not to disappoint you."
>>29646063>thank herThen tell her what we told Sylvie and Nico, that we aren't interested in romance atm
>>29646094second
>>29646096BUT MUH ROUTE CRUSH
>>29646063Thank her
>>29646094This
>>29646063She's holding our hands to her chest?>[OTHER]Grab them titties.
>>29646110>ImplyingSafe. Stale. Sterile.Nothing will change, and you all know it.
>>29646063>>thank her>> but draw backWe need to be in focus for battle.No time for hormones.
>>29646137>>>/qtg/
>>29646063 fun fact it does not actually make it any faster...only in ani....carry on
>>29646139second
>>29646063>>thank her>[OTHER]Laugh and say "Well, there goes all my work trying to calm down before the duel."We get to be referring to Takamaru's surprise "advice", but Luciana gets to interpret it as our heart being all aflutter just from being near her! Glorious, horrible misunderstandings!
>>29646063>Firmly grip her hand.>look her in the eye.>Thank her.>Smilingarcher.jpgMelting princess like chocolate under the sun
>>29646137And yet Granache was still the best part of this quest, I'll be happy to get back there after the duel next year.
>>29646063"thank's Luciana. You've been great"kiss her hands"Would you like to meet up after the duel sometime, if we're both free before I have to go back to Granache?"
>>29646156ohohoho a thousand times this
>>29646121time and place anon. i want to tell her too but when we're trying to get into battle mode is not the time for dealing with womenz
>>29646156Not really in character.
>>29646169Supporting, trip them flags for CHAOS!
>>29646169this
>>29646156I like this.
>>29646156Works for me
>>29646156Nigga fuck you. No.
>>29646063THANK HER RIGHT IN THE FACE
>>29646156Veto
>>29646053No, you're just a piece of shit either way.>It's why I don't follow anymore.Doing a bang-up job of that.
>>29646156This.
>>29646094my vote
>>29646156kind of out of character, though. Not as bad as spontaneously kissing her, but still
>>29646169...this
>>29646156Fuck no.No more stringing along.
>>29646156Voting against.
>>29646156Veto. Don't lead her even more, it's rude as hell.
>>29646094This, no more flag tripping damn itGirl might make a move after we win if we keep this up
>>29646169>>29646156We JUST said we were going to stop leading every girl we come across along.
>>29646156We really gotta stop doing this.Even in-character that'd just be being an asshole.
>>29646156pls no
>>29646156Why not. this.
>>29646169This.
>>29646094Go for this.>>29646156Not this. Out of character and stringing her along is retarded
>>29646063Withdraw your hand, then strike her across the face with it, "I'm sorry, but I'm just not ready for a relationship right now. I hope you understand".
>>29646156not thisreally what happened to trying not to lead girls on
>>29646063>>thank her>>29646156No. This is just fucked up
>>29645798We love you right back, you level-headed crystal you.
>>29646156Yeah, no. Come on really, stop.
Mmm can't wait for the you luci fags to trip that claymore. We are gonna be stuck in this shity place after everyone but Luci exiles us for being a lying shit and breaking Slyvie's heart.
>>29646063>>thank her>>29646156You need to go the way of Wrenloft & stop suggesting things.
>>29646063>thank herThen gently remove our hands.
>>29646169I cannot in good conscience condone this course of action, but it made me chuckle.
>>29646094Against.
>>29646156Comeon lolwutWe got tols on this and you STILL WANT TO PULL THIS SHIT.
>>29646156>being rude to Takamaru as an excuse to flirtHow about no.
"Thank you princess, but I really need to deal with my sword right now."
>>29646169this course of action is agreeable
>>29646169WITH THE HEAT OF A SUN FELATING ANOTHER SUN
>writing
>>29646094This, people. We're about to get into it sith a swordsman who was nearly our match once, and now has become completely obsessed with us. The advice was helpcul, but we're probably off our game now, thanks to this.
>>29646094Not this, there's no need to do anything but thank her.
>>29646169this I can get behind
>>29646287please do not go with >>29646156
>>29646169sure
>>29646287Have you found this vote at least half as amusing as I have?
>>29646169I like it
>>29646169yessss
>>29646278
We are so fucking dead if after all this she goes to her dad and asks him to marry herself to us
>>29646310whoops, wrong thread, wrong post.
>>29646328Not if we agree to it.
>>29646328nah, it'll just cause rampant bitching for about 30 threads, like when a similar thing happened in VMQ2
>>29646328>him to marry herself to usWell yeah. We can't marry the king. That'd be weird.
>>29646346To be fair, Falynn a shit. lel
>>29646347Only if you make it, Anon.
>>29646347I wish we could. PGQ would be considerably better if Reinhold was a fag.
>>29646347>the only harem route we're allowed
>>29646347>Not wanting to marry Aquaman or Celestino
>>29646366"Rienhold, if you are to marry all of our daughters, than you must marry all of their fathers as well!"
>>29646362You sure we aren't?
>>29646328Sylvie'd just ask for a duel of their own. For our sweet peaches.>captcha: peculiar torttuYes, Archelon is quite peculiar.
>>29646378>we become Marianne's step-fatherYES YES YES YES YES
>>29646346>Most of the time when we were at the academy we chose to interact with Morgan, and only interacted with Falynn a few times after she injured herself.>Showed quite a bit of interest in Lucina, too.>Merc Command decides Lucas has always loved her.
>>29646378But Celestino is confirmed for dick ass geezer.
>>29646366https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ySh3o9HXoIWell less broken hearts like that I guess.
>>29646362Yeah, there's a way better selection of husubandus than waifus.
>>29646385I diedHSDK appeared in my head
>>29646389Arch has stated before that Reinhold isn't gay, unfortuantely.
>>29646397He built Elena a goddamn rabbit pen in her room.Only idiots think that.
>>29646397That just means he's experiencedHe'll make us moan in ways we didn't know were even possible
>>29646391>Sylvie v Luciana magic duelYou know this is gonna happen.
Here's another mid-update vote...Some folks suggested that the duel be shown from the perspective of the various spectators, as opposed to just having Reinhold and Monique FIGHT IT OUT as per the usual.You'd still be rolling for/deciding Reinhold's actions, of course.Anyways, I shall leave the decision up to you guys, voting to run until I get done with the next story post>spectator POV>Reinhold POV
>>29646394this is the bitching I'm talking about. Even though Luciana's one of the two or three most popular choices (depending on how vocal Mari shippers are at any given time) railroading into marriage will piss of a fair chunk of the readerbase. Personally, wouldn't care though-Luciana would be a long distance relationship and would end the waifu war
>>29646439Reinhold
>>29646433Why so gay, Anon?
>>29646439>Reinhold POVNo way will I pass this up. No way.
>>29646439>spectator POVPOV of... random bitchy noble in the stands!
>>29646439>Reinhold POV
>>29646439>spectatorsince we decide the actions anyway
>>29646385So Vincent, Celestino, Thierri, a dragon, and a farmer? Best harem ever.
>>29646439>Reinhold POVNo, fuck you, we've waited AGES for this fucking duel and we're going to play through it as the main character.
>>29646439>spectator POV
>>29646439>>spectator POVYES
>>29646439>spectator PoVMake it happen.
>>29646439>>spectator POV
>>29646439Elena POV.
>>29646439>Reinholdr POV
>>29646408but all the good ones are taken. all that's left is monique, matthias (who is only interested in eastern/fluffy/married girls), emelio, carol (maybe), reya (my vote), and starry sky
>>29646439spectator POV if we get to pick the spectatorotherwise Reinhold
>>29646439>>Reinhold POV
>>29646439Reinhold but with very brief (like, single post) spectator interludes within updates.
>>29646439Rabbit POV.Fuck these bitches.
>>29646439From Agnes POV, just to stretch your sword fighting criticism skills
>>29646449>Being on 4chan>Not being a faggot
>>29646439>spectator POVand the final part>Reinhold POV
>>29646439>spectator POVMarie's pov
>>29646439>spectator POVPreferably the royal peanut gallery.
>>29646439Spectator PoV
>>29646439Reinhold. I want to read him as he crushes his opponent again.Then when we win we make him accept our apology, then he can go fuck himself.
>>29646439>Reinhold POVHoly fucking shit who even suggested this, what a joke. At least give us a few rolls before tossing it to the stands to let it auto-battle, but we NEED some sort of interaction.
>>29646439>Reinhold POVAs much as the spec POV is interesting, we are reinman. Besides arch, you can incorporate some spec POV at anytime you want.
>>29646439>>Reinhold POVMaybe have us notice how some people of interest in the stands are reacting to what's going on, but should probably stick with Reinhold for the most part.
>>29646397>that feel when celestiano outlives his grand children just how old is he, anyway? >>29646439>Reinhold POV
>>29646439>Reinhold POVAs much as I love the perspective shifts, the only person other than Rein I'd really like to see this duel through is Monique.
>>29646474>all the good ones are takenDon't worry, it's not cheating if it's gay.
>>29646439>Reinhold POVI'd rather be Reinhold for this. Maybe occasional glimpses from a spectator, but mainly Reinhold.
>>29646439>Reinhold POVHell fucking no, we're playing this as the main character. Shoot whoever suggested that.
>>29646439Specator POV, thank you.
>Luciana's dad POV
Er.... someone suggested that I run this one as FINAL DESTINATION-style, and I think that would be for the best...>1: Reinhold>2: Spectators
>>29646439>>Reinhold POVIf we perform so well that Celestino throws us in prison, I wanna be in Reinhold's head when it goes down.
>>29646504>You'd still be rolling for/deciding Reinhold's actions, of course.Learn to read
>>296465362
>>296465361
>>29646536>>2
>>29646439Even though spectator POV would be cool I want to be there down in the mud with Reinhold.
>>29646439>Reinhold POVWhoever suggested spectator POV for this is a chodelord without equal.
>>29646447I'm only bitching because Merc made the choice himself, instead of holding another vote. I doubt Archelon would do that.
>>296465361.
>>29646536>2
>>29646435What, a duel to see which of them gets blown up by the eventual ptsd landmine and who only is slightlyless maimed by it?
>>296465361 but I still prefer a hybrid
>40 minutes >nearly autosaging
>>29646536>1 Reinhold
>>29646559it was an interesting idea though, and a good way to avoid the whole popularity contest that waifuing usually entails.
>>29646545My bad.
>>29646536Stop listening to these people giving these suggestions. They're retarded.
>>29646612>2014>still not getting it
>>29646536Really, come on arch. I am even a guy for revotes sometimes but this, this is too much.
>>29646559I hope he does if only to rid the quest of waifufags.
>>29646646He could just hold a vote, or votes..
>>29646439>>Reinhold POVThe character we play as is Reinhold, not the spectators
>>29646634>IRCThey've been goofing these past couple of threads, Arch should just ignore them.
We Samefag now!
CLOCK OVER>no picture because I'm writing right noe
>>29646660>Implying everyone wouldn't use every voting trick under the sun to samefag.
Jesus christ all these votes
>>29646232If the anon that posted that honestly wants to end up with her it's not "leading her on." But that's the fatal flaw with this quest. >leading them on only to shoot them down at the last minuteThe people leading them on actually aren't the same people as the ones shooting them down at the last minute.
>>29646668Archelon. Consider using strawpoll
HAHA time for autosage.
Autosage in 45 minutes. Nice job guys.
>>29646675SAMEFAG SAMEFAG ALL OF THEMi really wish there was this many ppl in my quest..
Most unnecessary vote of all time and it completely nuked the thread. Use your own prerogative to decide the writing style of the scene, and in this case you should have known that people would want to play the duel as Reinhold. Anything else is retarded.
>>29646703>>29646692>Implying autosage mattersWhat are y'all bitching about?
>>29646439>monique's pov.He'll lose, but just won't stand down. Sword snapped, bleeding, shirt mostly ripped and hair in a wild mess. He'll fight till his own body will collapse.It will be a fun reading from the underdog's pov with the voices in his head cheering him on
"Thanks, I think I'm going to need it," you say with a nervous smile as Luciana looks into your eyes......and plants a kiss right on your lips.And as quickly as she did it, Luciana breaks her hold on your hands and scurries over to the door, her face nearly as red as yours is right now."Luciana, what the-" you stammer, completely shocked that she did what she just did."Ehehe..." Luciana giggles as she finally turns to face you once again from behind Takamaru's back. "...that was my first kiss, you know... consider that 'my favor' for your duel!"And before you can even say another word, she grabs Takamaru's hand and pulls him along with her."You really should have just kissed him on the cheek, that's what I thought you were going for," Takamaru says with a long sigh.>[1/?]
>>29646684Not really intentional leading.One group tries to woo their chosen girl then the other groups work against them.
>>29646692>>29646703Yep, now we can get off the front page and not bother any anti-guest fags.
>>29646692>>29646703>>29646713
>>29646716>implying she didn't put some kind of magic steroid poison on her lips to kiss us with so we'd have an advantage and marry herI'm onto you Luciana.
>>29646716Well I suppose thats a form of good luck then?
>>29646685>implying strawpoll can't be samefaggedFuck off
>>29646716I'm all for Luciana but we don't need that on our mind right now.Take a quick look at the bracelet if able.
>>29646716god damn it luci.If rein loses it will be your fault.
>>29646716WHOAWHOAThis brings back some high school feels.
>>29646716Oh LuciYou're already best girl. You don't need to keep proving it.
>>29646716Dodge an instant sword slash from a skilled swordsmen, can't dodge a whore's kiss.
>>29646716Guys, we don't chose the waifu, they chose anongst themselves us!
>>29646730No one gives a fuck, faggot. It's called autosage.
>>29646692>>29646703>Due to the shock of actually getting to the duel before the dawn of the Fourty First Millennium, PGQ becomes a singularity, hitting the bump limit on each thread within mere moments, gaining speed exponentially, soon absorbing all of /tg/, all of 4chan, all of the internet>Our whole quest was Unlimited Thread Works
>>29646716...Okay, Luci might actually win me over if she keeps this up. 2cute4me.
>>29646716Damn it's good to be a Luciana fan.
>>29646730>implying anyone knows the difference anymore
Goddamn it, girlI hope we roll a 1 after this
>>29646716Go away luci
>>29646716Calling for a trauma resurgence roll.
>>29646703Wait, seriously?HOW MANY FUCKING PEOPLE ARE IN HERE RIGHT NOW? WHAT THE HELL
>>29646735that'd actually make sense... something to give us a bull's "strength" but still be docile to her
>>29646716M-MUH TRAUMA!!!!
>>29646754Maybe he didn't want to dodge it?
>>29646716Do all the girls in this quest have to be shit?
>>29646716Sylvie just lost.
>>29646716so happy I'm a Lucifag. Even though our mind might not be on the duel now
>>29646716BEST GIRL
>>29646791>Implying she ever had a chance
>>29646716Luci is best girl
>>29646716How selfish.Now Rein is in a poor state of mind before his big fight.All for want of a kiss.
>>29646781If we feel some kind of tingling during the duel, we gotta call that shit off. Reinhold don't juice.
>>29646754This. I don't understand how he could be caught physically off guard. If something came that close to him he should be able to instinctively avoid.
>>29646716>getting into some kind of pre-duel zen state>visitors>attacked out of nowhere to help us get prepared>20 seconds later, getting kissed smack on the lips by the princessJesus christ, is this some whiplash or what?
>>29646791She never really stood a chance.
>>29646778At least 45.
>>29646791She'll have to put out to gain ground then Luci will join in Rein will cry and PTSD until Marie saves him.
>>29646716for fucks sakecan we please stop stringing every single girl along?tell her no tell her that was inappropriatechrist almighty
>>29646805worth italso, it was pretty obvious she was going to do something like this if we didn't pull back. Luciana's right on that line between adorably assertive and crazy
>>29646716Selfish whore, ruining Reinhold's zen
>>29646810He prob "sense the killing intent" while luci had no malice whatsoever so no danger. He is acute to danger not pleasure.
>>29646716Given how we just steamrolled through all those Luciana flags at the ball, I'm really not surprised by this developmentLuciana best girl
>>29646827>implying we even got the chance
Won't someone give Monique a kiss, too?
>>29646822So thats how the Marie route gets unlocked.
>>29646805Seriously, and Marie even told her NOT to do that kind of shit. Learn some fucking boundaries and stop using Rein like a toy.
>>29646827I kinda don't want to tell her no anymore.
>>29646832Takamaru wouldn't have had intent do kill. Stop posting
>>29646846Karel's mom to the rescue!
>>29646846Yea we will after we bite through his sword.
>>29646850This. She's just another stuck up bitch of a princess among multiple other shit waifus
Damn this girl moves fastGoing back to Granache as quickly as possible is the only way we're going to keep our dick dry
>>29646846he already got one, remember? Karel's mom
>>29646827Very.
>>29646846>>29646859God yes please, that would be amazing.Reinhold and Monique stumble out in a daze, both blushing, both fiercely denying that nothing happened.They can't hide their boners.hawkward.
>>29646760personally it makes me like her less. it's one thing to be forward with a guy you like but up and kissing him (then mentioning it being your first kiss, with all the added weight that holds) when he hasn't shown any real reciprocation even after your best/mutual friend told you to slow down is a big negative in my book
>>29646839there are no brakes
>>29646856Taka prob didn't half assed the swing either. The point of the demonstration was to give reinhold an idea of what he is up against. Besides im just speculating here.
>>29646874Cannot wait to go back.
>>29646886>Reinhold breaks both of Monique's swords
>>29646827>implying this is stringing>implying we aren't saying yes
>>29646716Archelon you sadistic bastard, why can;t I stop laughing at Taka's reaction
>The voices freaking out about this new development>Monique knows>And he is not happy
>>29646716Aagh, you want to be CALM!Her kissing you most definitely has the exact opposite effect!You do a little jog around the perimeter for the next five minutes or so in order to calm down, and then sit down and try to meditate for a bit to get back into the proper state of mind.Calm.Like still water.That's it.Looking at your bracelet, it's perfectly still... alright.You are calm. There is only the enemy before you, just like at the tournament. Though you are kind of wary about the possibility of breaking his sword again, that's still no reason to hold back, for he's NOT someone to be taken lightly.If only because how crazy he seems to be.And as you fully enter the Zone, the gate leading to the center of the area slowly slides open...>[2/?]3
If we go by movie clichés then Reinhold is going to die.
>>29646914Who would be with all this damn stringing
>>29646910Should we put it to a vote?
>>29646827But Anon, that would make her Sad.Reinhold doesn't like making anyone Sad. Especially not the Girls.Doesn't matter if they will eventually be even sadder. Later is better than now.
>>29646910well I know I am
>>29646888Seriously, feels like there is some favoritism from the master. Didn't even get to roll for PTSD
>>29646827Tell her yes>30 minutes later, Reinhold emerges from the prep room, sweating and hurriedly doing up the straps on his armour>Luciana is nowhere to be found>Celestino obliterates the entire stadium
>>29646914Monique's just mad Reinhold got a waifu before himthen he remembers Karel's mom. And by remembers, I mean she shows up in his waiting room wearing a black lace corset and matching garters
>>29646921>And as you fully enter the Zone, the gate leading to the center of the area slowly slides open...YESFUCK YESHERE WE GO
>>29646888eh, as far as we know it wasn't a french kiss, so it's still okay
>>29646921YoU FUCKING COCKTESER TURTLE
>>29646921HEY NOW, YOU'RE AN ALL-STAR
>>29646905>>29646874>implying the whole rest of the VN won't be here
Next time we see Luciana we need to make a very clear decision. We either say yes or no to her. We don't leave her without a definitive answer.
>>29646937And then someone almost gets killed again due to us pushing things off at a later date
>>29646921I AM ADJUSTING THE HAPPENING-O-METERWE ARE REACHING CRITICAL HAPPENING
>>29646921>no PTSD rollArchelon confirmed for bias
>>29646921ITS TIME TO SLAM NOW
>>29646921It only took 109 FUCKING THREADS FOR THIS
>>29646964FUCK OFF WE'RE ABOUT TO DUEL MONIQUE WE CAN WHINE ABOUT WAIFUS LATER
>>29646716Profiler anon from a few threads back. Laughing hysterically because I cannot even begin to describe what kind of can of worms this opens up. This is probably the worst case scenario for all parties involved.
>>29646964of coursewe're totally going to have a fight between Luci fags and antiLuci fags, say maybe, and someone will die
>>29646972
>>29646827We Ryuuji now
>>29646976Who cares? Oh. You do.
>>29646982>all these people claiming PTSDIt was just a kiss you fucks. If she had groped him, than he would have a reason to go all MUH TRAUMAH.
>>29646921https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J9FImc2LOr8
>>29646991>>29646989>>29646995>>29646996NO WAIFUS, ONLY SWORDS.
What a cliff-hanger, huh guys?And now I sleep.Next thread will be LATE Monday morning, at which time it's time to d-d-d-d-d-d-d-duel. For real, this time.Thanks for playing!
>>29646995Toradora was fucking awful
IT'S HAPPEBNINGTOMORROW NIGHT
>>29647004They don't understand physical contact, specially with females. Do I need to remind you this is /tg/?
Save us, MoniqueYou're our only hope
>>29647016NICE TRY
>>29646996>responding to someone caringThanks for caring :>D
>>29647016WHAT?!!?!?!??!?!
>>29646976Actually, all it confirmed is that it's unusual for our PTSD to get set off nowadays, but somehow MARIANNE manages. Food for thought.
>>29647004Implying kissing someone who doesn't want it, isn't rape.
>>29647016oh fuck this, I'm done.
>>29647016YOU FUCKER
>>29647016lol
>>296470163/10 You'll probably get a few people.
>>29647016TRY HARDER
>>29647016YOU MOTHERFU-Oh, that was pretty good
>>29646968People are good at not letting reason get in the way of their feelings. Rein is usually decent at avoiding that, but when it comes to making a girl sad...
>>29647032>>29647038>>29647041>>29647042DUELUEL
>>29646921OH MY GOD IT'S HAPPENING
I will not sleep until this duel is over.This, I promise you.
>>29647016ARCHELOOOOOOOON!
>>29647041Reinhold's molester was actually Marianne from the future?
>>29647016>fake tripI'M ONTO YOU
>>29647041Marianne is also a child rapist?
>>29646964and whatever we say, a magic duel between luci and lewd mage will start
>>29647067Inc 3 1s in a row so you can get an early night
>>29647039>>29647044>>29647046>>296470543/10 You'll probably get a few people.You called it.
>>29647076She's a toddlercon
>>29647067Based Char Custom Turtle high mobility type
>>29647041to be fair, with mari we were kind of out of it due to almost freezing to death. a low core temp can kind of fuck with your thinkingseriously though arch, can we bite his sword in half with a crit success?
>>29647067OUR GOD IS AN AWESOME GOD
>>29647016FFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUgood night arch, really stoked now
>>29647008We need to enchant our sword so it's sentient and can transform into the woman of our dreams, then we need to knock her up.
>>29647095>not noticing the fake tripoh wow
>>29647067
>>29647016ALMOST GOT ME
>>29647016>Thread successfully derailed
>>29647103What happens if she transforms back into a sword while pregnant?
>>29647076no, Marianne was killed years ago and replaced by Spinelle, actually an extremely powerful spirit
>>29647067You're gonna be up until noon and make the fight worse as a result.
>Ruselords
>>29647110
>>29647067damn he got me i wasnt preparedcaptcha- performance gessmyq
>>29647108He's not the only one.
>>29646921>[3/3]This is it.Time to go.After taking a final deep breath to calm yourself, you make your way into the arena, walking until you reach the edge of the white circle that marks its center.On the other side is Monique Gilbeault, who looks at you with an emotionless stare. It seems that he's also in the zone...And in the center is an old man in a gaudy outfit. You remember this kind of thing from back in the tournament, he's probably the referee."Gentleman, it's almost time," he says as he turns to each of you. "Would you care to say anything to each other before the sound amplification enchantment is activated?">anything to say to your opponent?
>>29647136"Good luck."
>>29647136Lets enjoy this
>>29647136>"get rekt fgt"
>>29647136"Eggplant"
>>29647136"Your shoelace is untied."
>>29647136"Nope."
>>29647136"You're never gonna drag me through another one."
>>29647136Tell him he looks like a girl make him mad!
>>29647128She's moving like that because she has a buttplug in and when she moves it moves in her ass.
>>29647136say nothing
>>29647136"So we meet again, captain Gilbeaut. Let the best one win."and give him a salute.
>>29647136"Good luck. I've been looking forward to this."And shake.
>>29647136Good Luck.
>>29647136"Itadakimasu.That means "Good luck", right?"
>>29647136"Monique is a girl's name."
>>29647136"You're a crazy bitch and I'm going to break your sword again."
>>29647136 Monique is a girls name no matter what today brings you will never escape that
>>29647136"My Sword is bigger then yours"
>>29647136"Monique, whatever happens here , can we try and let the past go after the duel is decided? This hatemongering is bad for Granache, and bad for us"
>>29647145>>29647155>wish him good luck>he thinks we imply the only way he'd beat us is with sheer dumb luck>gets pissed off
>>29647136"While I never intended to slight your honor, I hope this combat satisfies you, whatever the result might be."
>>29647136"May the best man win."he'll go nuts
>>29647162I second this
>>29647136If I lose its because luci raped me.
>>29647136"get rekt faggot"
>>29647136"No words, only sword."
>>29647161>serious_psychological_warfare.jpg
>>29647190He's going to get pissed off no matter what we do.
>>29647136"May the best man win"Bow deeply
>>29647136"I'm not actually a whoreson Monique, I was just raised by them.It was bugging me."
>>29647188this, try to make peace. after we win let him know that in a real fight he'd probably beat us because he can into magic and we can't
>>29647136Ready to lose another sword?
>>29647180It means thank you for the food.
>>29647136With the biggest shit-eating grin possible: "Are you mad?"
MY BODY IS READYwe beat him before, and we've been training with the best duellist in the goddamned world enough to actually hit him.we are gonna win, right?r-right?
>>29647170You're only helping, anon.
>>29647136Let's go for a beer after this, 'kay?
>>29647136"Loser treats the other to a meal once we're back in Granache."
>>29647188This makes us seem like we are trying to be a bigger man and thus insulting him so no. Let our actions do the talking.
>>29647136"Let this duel be the end of all grudges between us. Good Luck."
>>29647226oh he's mad
>>29647170Wait...Really? Because if that's the case I might watch this anime.
>>29647217Has he even called us a whoreson?Doesn't he only think it
>>29647136"Loser buys drinks?"
>>29647226this
>>29647236Depends upon the dice gods. Pray they grant us their favor.
>>29647236we get occasional training from arnaud when he isn't busy over a period of about 10 daysmonique spent one solid month pulling master roshi's turtle style trainingi'd say it's up in the air
>>29647264I actually like this
>>29647162I approve this.
>>29647279>>29647264Reinhold doesn't drink tho.
>>29647136"Let's give 'em a show."
>all these shitty tauntsplz stop
>>29647258At the party.>"Stow it," Monique says. "You destroy my sword, steal my position, punch me in the face, and constantly harass me whenever we happen to be in the same vicinity... and today you make me look foolish for calling you a whoreson by showing off the fact that your own great-grandmother is a reknowned duelist, and now here you are RIGHT after I just got dealing with an unpleasant incident that you doubtless were witness to, -just- to rub my greatest failure in my face AGAIN."
>>29647236Seeing as how we barely trained and just spent most of our time flirting with sluts. We might actually lose.
>>29647136"If I win you must apologize to Nico's mother and act like a proper gentlemen from now on"
>>29647291He never specified alcohol.
>>29647136Just wish him good luck. I'm voting against literally everything else.
>>29647136changing vote from >>29647212to>>29647264calm, casual, friendly? perfect
>>29647292ThisGood Luck, and the like are just gonna piss him off due to his hateboner for us
>>29647291I think he could handle one drink with his rival. And it doesn't necessarily have to be alcoholic.
>>29647311So Reinhold doesn't drink any form of liquid?
>>29647180cue takamaru's sudoku
>>29647295Seriously. >>29647136Just incline our heads respectfully and get into our stance.
>>29647136"Let's make sure they tell stories about this duel."
>>29647326>not living solely off salt and stale bread>2014>being a liquidfag
>>29647326No, he is the perfect life form with a 100% efficient metabolism. He requires no outside sustenance.
Monique. This is one of the voices and i have only one thing to say. GO KICK REINHOLD'S ASS!
>>29647264seems legit
>>29647302>>29647274yes, but that's because time doesn't work right in questswe became best friends with all the girls in the space of maybe a week or two, half of them fell in love with us after knowing us for a day or two and learnt how to sketch pretty well in only a couple of weeks
>>29647331Seconded.
>>29647331this
>>29647136Just bow and duel. For fucks sake why is this even a choice?
>>29647264I like this
>>29647295Isn't throwing him of his game Good for us?
>>29647331This
>>29647341>not living solely off salty semen
>>29647136These >>29647339>>29647292Monique might actually believe that we respect him as a fellow swordsman, even if we are determined to ruin him in every way possible.
>>29647331Yeah seems good. Rein doesn't seem like the kind of guy that would say anything this moment.
>>29647264I like this a lot. Use this one
>>29647331This.
>>29647264Dude no.
>>29647354>half of them fell in love with us after knowing us for a day or twoThis is normal for teenagers.>learnt how to sketch pretty well in only a couple of weeksWe already did it as a minor hobby in the army.
>>29647371It's childish and out of character. Besides, we're actually kinda tired of this feud.
>>29647344Reinhold confirmed for Pillar Man.
>>29647402That would explain his lack of interest in any of the waifus.
>>29647402For Reinhold, sex is USELESS
>>29647371From meta perspective it could throw him off enough to try and accidentally murder his opponent with murdermagic. From another meta perspective it will fuel his hatred towards Reinhold and push him further down the madness.From in-character perspective it doesn't sound like something Rein would do, except maybe jokingly as he did during spars with Nico.
>>29647402abaj
>>29647413I thought it was because he was the Protagonist.
>>29647136Just do whatever the proper protocol for duels is. Some gesture of respect and don't be a dick.
There are no words.There is only sword.Without another word, you simply nod your head at Monique, who does the same."Aw, no taunts?" the announcer says, looking at both of you with quite the disappointed expression. "Very well, then..."He then raises his hand in the air and takes a deep breath as the crowd cheers loudly. There aren't as many people in this arena as there were back home, most likely because this duel was decided not even a full day ago."Ladies and gentlemen!" the announcer bellows, his voice carrying to the people in the stands as if they were all right there beside you, "Today we bring the exciting climax to a long grudge between two gentleman who serve our ally to the south, Granache!"The crowd cheers once again as the announcer motions towards you."This fellow is the personal bodyguard of Granache's own Princess Marianne! Let's hear it fooooooorrrrr... REINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!"After the announcer is satisfied with the amount of cheering from the crowd, he turns to Monique."And this gentleman is a member of Granache's aristocracy, the captain of Granache's Border Guard and descendant of the legendary duelist Marquise Gilbeault! Let's hear it for the man whose bold challenge made this all possible... MONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQUE GIIIIIIIIIILBEAAAAAAAAAAAAAULLLLT!!!"
>>29647442I think it is too late for that.
>>29647536>[1/2]
>>29647536Don't forget the third sword Reinhold
>>29647536All the hype
>>29647536>inb4 boos for Monique
>>29647536
>>29647170I know this isn't true but is there porn of that kind of thing?
>>29647536MY HANDS ARE ACTUALLY COLD FOR THISFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
>>29647593Yes.
>>29647582At least his brother and the nips will cheer for him. Probably a fair handful of Marconett women too, and maybe also local nobility in general. We know Giancarlo is on his side.
>>29647582more like a wild applause and undergarments
>>29647536My hype is literally overwhelming me
>>29647256No, it's not true.
>>29647536>[Hype Intensifies]
>>29647612>my hype is moving on its own
literally feeling no hype because i'm sure it's going to end up shit somehow
>>29647536GORILLA FATE IS TURNINGRABLE ONEACTION
I can't handle all this hype
>>29647663>>29647536HEABON OR HELLDOOL ONELETS RAWK
>>29647612>>29647633>>29647643>>29647648>being hype when we already know archelon won't go to bed just before it starts and at least provide the fun of watching reactions>>29647661I feel no hype because archelon's combat isn't that exciting.
>>29647536It beginshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOA
>>29647678Get fucked m8
>>29647670>>29647648>>29647633>>29647612>>29647268>>29647064Guys[X intensifies] gifs are a limited resource
>>29647675>a tank whirlwind kicking another tankNow I've seen everything.
I skipped 60 or 70 chaptersAm I missing anything really important?
>>29647705Nope
>>29647536>[2/2]You hear even more cheering from Monique, and most of it sounds like it's coming from females... but it's not like that matters, the exact same thing happened during the tournament finals back home."I shall be serving as the referee during this match, and we have our skilled medical staff standing by in case anything goes wrong! And I'm proud to say that thanks to their skilled work, the tournament that was held only a few weeks ago resulted with zero casualties!" the announcer exclaims as he points to the medics who are standing shortly outside of the perimeter of what you're assuming is the dueling space."Now let me explain the specifics of this duel..." the announcer begins. "We'll be going by the standard dueling rules founded by Marquise Gilbeault, which I'm sure that both of our opponents are quite aware of!""I am indeed," Monique replies with a smirk. "Great-Grandfather's dueling manual was the book with with which my mother taught me how to read.""I'm familiar with the rules," you say, nodding. "And my own great-grandmother even went over them with me on the ride here."And then the announcer snaps his fingers."Ah- I almost forgot to mention!" the announcer exclaims. "Reinhold here is the great-grandson of Marconetti's very own Empress of Swords, Agnes Eschenwald! This is a duel with plenty of history behind it, so let's not waste any more time!He then turns to each of you."Gentlemen, are you good to go?" he asks."Always," Monique replies as he grips the hilt of his sword."I sure am," you reply as you unsheath your own."Alright, then!" the announcer shouts. "READYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY....... GO!!!!!">roll 1d20
Rolled 15>>29647718HEAVEN OR HELLDUEL ONELET'S ROCKhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iqfl73iAO9k
>>29647705not...really.It's all pretty standard young adult fiction sort of stuff. I'm sure someone will run you through the tl;dr
>>29647718bite it in half
Rolled 6>>29647718
Rolled 11>>29647718
>>29647705It's all slice of life anyway.
>>29647705Waifu wars, CHARACTER DEVELOPMENTS...nothing major.
>>29647718
Rolled 9>>29647718
>>29647705depends on if you like character interaction or are here for the swords
>>29647697WoT has some really silly physics.
Rolled 20>>29647718
THESE ROLLS ARE SHIT
>>29647748Too late m8
>>29647749>>29647748oh the ironing
Rolled 17>>29647718http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZcpGIVbPYrI
>>29647718>not SK PATCH announceryou need to step up your announcer game arch
>>29647718Monique's themehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NqylWaZP9uo
>>29647748Why?
>>29647748
>>29647748>>29647718>managed to roll a 20>not even close to countingI'm going to kill myself now.
Rolled 9Rolling for Monique
>>29647723Weak.
>>29647766best of three
>>29647748Damn it be earlier
>>29647748>Could have instantly broken Monique's saber in the first few secondsI'm physically in pain right now.
Rolled 20>>29647718Watch for his draw speed, Takamaru literally just warned us about this.Dodge back to avoid his first strike, then use the opportunity after he swings to charge in. Try to knock aside his guard and get in close, then look for some way to hurt him, smacking him across the face with the pommel, stomping on one of his feet, getting into a clinch and using our superior physique to push into him and headbutt him. We have an advantage over him if we're up in his face, don't let Monique keep us at a distance, don't give his room to swing his saber properly.
>>29647788Aren't we using the new system? It wouldn't have cunted.
>>29647788arch could botch
>>29647794Is that fucking real.
>>29647794STOP WASTING THE 20'S
>>29647794IT KEEPS HABBENING
>>29647794>>29647748
>>29647794Guys... stop rolling after we get three.
>>29647794God damn it stop wasting the damn 20s people.
>>29647794>>29647748Why?
>>29647794
>>29647705tl;dr:Reinhold has a (great-)Grandma now (lady Agnes Eschendwald, ancestor of Reinhold's mentor)Luciana and Sylvie are in state of rivalry over Rein's affectionsMonique and his weaboo neet brother made friends with fluffy tailed royalty from not-JapanNicolette is being shipped with Melanie (with the former having crush on the latter).Marianne's pervy ex-bodyguard has become noble in some other kingdom.There are half-dragons and half-elementals at large, out to ruin Celestino's day.also Reinhold's made new friends: dragon half-twins Rana (full) and Reya (half)Did I forget anything important?
>inb4 natural 1's ready for deployment.
Rolled 1Stop rolling 20s.
>>29647843HA HA
Rolled 16>>29647842My nat 1s are ready for service.
Rolled 4>>29647843Sure.
>>29647843sigh
>>29647843
>>29647843>>29647842Well, look magic!Ask us to roll 20s
Rolled 17>>29647842>>29647843
This is horrifying.
Rolled 19>>29647843>My sides
Rolled 1>>29647843Stop rolling ones then
Rolled 5>>29647843>>29647881welp, lets keep rolling
>>29647881
>>29647881Nope. Dicelock.
Rolled 5>>29647881
>>29647881I-is this a conspiracy?
Rolled 14>>29647881Nope.avi
Rolled 12>>29647881
Rolled 4>>29647881
This whole goddamn duel is going to be like this, isn't it.
Rolled 8, 18, 7, 13, 12, 16, 5, 16, 16, 20 = 131let's warm them up. They're probably just cold from lack of fighting.
We should just stop rolling till it is needed....
Rolled 20>>29647921you just wasted another 20. Goddangittydoodles, I can just smell the 1
Rolled 15>>29647920I guarantee you we'll get a 1 in the next part.
Rolled 16, 10, 9, 7, 5, 11, 20, 20, 5, 6, 6, 6, 7, 2, 15, 18, 6, 19, 3, 19 = 210Once again.
Rolled 14>>29647934HAH
Rolled 17>>29647881>>29647934I think we just need to stop.
>>29647934FOR FUCK'S SAKE
>>29647934>wated a 20The irony
>>29647934STOP
>>29647934
>>29647934>>29647943FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-!
Rolled 16>>29647947I CANT, THE DICES ARE TOO STRONG.
>>29647934No really, you need to stop
Rolled 12>>29647943>6, 6, 6
>>29647748>>29647794>>29647842>>29647843>>29647878What the fuck dice gods?
Rolled 7>>29647934Yeah, fuck you.
Enough fun. Let's wait for this round to resolve.
Rolled 17>>29647972Do we hafta?
Rolled 4>>29647979Prob going to have to make another thread soon.
Rolled 5>>29647990We are on page 5.
Rolled 7>>29647995>5The dice have spoken.
>>29647990>Archelon finally collapses, dies of sleep deprivation>Three threads later we're still just rolling
Rolled 14I just wanted to roll.
>>29647990Yeah, because we autosaged this one in 45 FUCKING MINUTES
>>29647825Youre wasting your time. The assholes will just keep rolling.
Rolled 2>>29648005Day 345, I still cant roll a 20.
BGM:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nb29Ks5HEe8Taking the initiative, you rush in with your sword drawn back, swinging horizontally the instant Monique's within striking range of your sword. But just before your blade's about to connect with his chest, Monique quickly unsheaths his saber, swinging it upwards in an attempt for an early disarm!But you remember what Arnaud taught you, and hold on tightly to you sword. While you're sent reeling back from the force of Monique's swing (he never would have done that before, you guess Takamaru was right in that his style's changed quite a bit), you quickly regain your footing and go right back in for another attack...CLANG!Before you're even able to do so yourself, Monique closes the distance between the two of you and lunges right for your side. You're barely able to deflect his blow!"This duel is to submission, REINHOLD," Monique says, glaring at you with pure disgust. "I suggest you forfeit before you're made a fool of in front of the kings of TWO nations!"He then leaps back and repositions his sword for another attack.But not fast enough! As he's pulling back for a thrust, you swing your sword right for his chest..."Kh-" Monique staggers back with a grimace on his face."WE HAVE FIRST BLOOD!!!!!!" the announcer exclaims at the top of his lungs as Monique does his best to ignore the throbbing pain from the shallow gash on the right side of his chest.>offensive>defensive>captcha: taskete langued助けてラングード?
Rolled 5>>29648015Rollan, rollan...
>>29648031>offensiveAlso yay, music!
Rolled 11>>29648031>offensive
Rolled 4>>29648031Offense all day every day.
>>29648031>Offensive
>>29648031>offensiveDon't give him time to recover
>>29648031Defensive, he's gon go berserker.
>>29648031>offensive
Rolled 10>>29648031>offensivelet's end this quickly.
>>29648031>Offensive. Always offensive
>>29648031>Offensive>Langued>Having a visible tongueREINHOLD USED LICK!IT'S NOT VERY EFFECTIVE.
>>29648031>>defensiveHe's going to feel like he has something to prove, and is probably going to do something much like Takamaru did in our spar where he gets reckless in order to try and tie things up.
>>29648031>>offensivebit the sword in halfalso, kings of 3 nations. rein might not know, but monique does
Rolled 15>>29648031I wonder what took so long. >BGMLove you arch>offensive
>>29648031>offensiveQuick, capitalize on our early advantage
>>29648031>offensiveHis tactic seems to be focused on attack, so I suppose we should take that away from him.
>>29648031>offensiveVolker's style is all about retard strong offense
>>29648031DE-FENSE!
>>29648031>offensiveRUSHDOWN COMBO GOGOGOGOGOGO
>>29648031>defensivedon't be stupid, we're gonna win this like Royal Guard Dante
Rolled 12>>29648031>offensive
>>29648031>>offensive
>>29648031>offensiveDon't give him a chance to recover. Get in his face, we're more solidly built and probably can deal with pain better, so force him into clinches and brawling, hit him in the face with our pommel or stomp on his foot and try to break at least a toe.
>>29648075Plus the crown prince of another nation.
Rolled 14>>29648031Defense! Why you people no like defence?
>>29648031>offensiveTakamaru said he's similar to his 'angry' style, which seemed to be based off of momentum. Let's not give him any
Rolled 20>>29648117Because.
>>29648031OFFENSIVE LIKE OUR SMELL AFTER NOT BATHING FOR A WEEK
>>29648124this guy knows
Rolled 7>>29648124Dice gods have spoken
>>29648031Lets go offensive for once and wipe the floor with him
>>29648124The Dice have spoken!
>>29648117>>29648124DICE GODS CONFIRMOFFENSE > DEFENSE
>>29648031>This duel is to submissionOh god he'll never surrender unless we shatter his sword AGAIN or he passes out from blood loss. This is going to get ugly.
Rolled 16>>29648124Because is not a legitimate answer!
>>29648145we're both going to die
>>29648103>hit him in the face with our pommelhit him in the face with our face
>>29648145>break his sword>he grabs a shard from it and continues to attack us while he's bleeding out
Rolled 10>>29648145I fucking hope we do, just to prove to Celestino we really are Vokler's (adopted) son.
>>29648145We have to break both our swords for this to end
>>29648117Because it had been stated Volker's style (of which Reinhold style is a derivative) style is aggressive many many times
>roll 1d20, counting the first three quoting this post
>>29648117Because if we don't be as Volker as possible,.Celestino is gonna kill us.
>>29648117Because we got a hit, if we'd tied then we coulda gone defensive but when you have a lead in a fight you keep the pressure up until the opponent makes a mistake. Which is how I imagine Volker fought just smashed against their sword till one broke not giving them a second to breathe.
Rolled 8>>29648176
Rolled 20>>29648176Yo
Rolled 11>>29648176
>>29648163hit him in the face with his face
Rolled 12>>29648176
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Rolled 8>>29648176Come on nat20!
>>29648145Beat him down, break his sword and then when he refuses to submit, we submit ourselves. It'd be like we're taking mercy on him.
Rolled 12>>29648174See, thats a legitimate answer! Thanks for telling me a thing I didn't know.
Rolled 10>>29648176
>>29648164He might just be that stubborn.
Rolled 6>>29648183Welp.
>>29648176
>>29648159
>>29648183Fuck yeah!
Rolled 14>>29648176
>>29648145>We have to learn how to break his fighting spirit>We can now shatter concepts>Our half-assed version of Volker's half-assed version of the Eschenwald-style becomes the Pankratosword>>29648183>>29648183>>29648183>>29648183YOU
>>29648183SWORDBREAKERGO
>>29648183
Rolled 8>>29648176How do I roll dice
>>29648183You da man
Rolled 7>>29648183>>29648186
>>29648183Nice job anon!
>>29648183Please let this get confirmed for crit.At least we get a success
>>29648183aaand there goes his sword
>>29648183RIP Monique
Rolled 15>>29648183FUCK YES
>>29648182>>29648183>>29648186Shame this is only going to be a regular success as per the new rules and not a crit.
>>29648183does this mean we can bite his sword in half?please
>>29648183FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>29648183>>29647748>>29648124Do you guys want the good news or the bad news.
>>29648183>inb4 rolling for monique
>>29648183Great job ensuring that he'll hate us forever
>inb4 that roll was for monique>mfw
Rolled 15>>29648183Youm I lick you.
It's not a crit unless the DC was 11 or under.We didn't break his sword, guys.
>>29648264depends on how well he does
>>29648237I thought it was still a crit because of the 11?
>Fight music http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJa3eUczYaM
Rolled 16>>29648183Good man.
>>29648183YESSSSS
>>29648264we broke something i assure you that.
>>29648253>aw>shit
>>29648227One of them was an 8 so under the new system it's only auto-success, not critical.
the last one at the end of the last thread was also mine. And others elsewhere.These dice are broken.
>>29648271If the 11 was enough to pass the DC by itself, then it was a crit.
>>29648264yeahmaybe just a wrist or a couple of ribs
>>29648264I'm hoping we at least broke his nose. Because he cares too much about his pretty face.
>>29648284Good for you, anon
>>29648283That would be if the DC is 10. I think it's an opposed roll, so it depends what Monique got.
>>29648284lady luck is spinelle.
Rolled 1>>29648271I guess that depends on the DC of the check.11 as the DC would be my assumption (50-50 success chance, makes us evenly matched) but I imagine it's modified depending on if we chose offense/defense correctly.
>>29648183looks like Luciana's a pretty good motivator
>>29648310>Spinelle is in the crowdAwww yis.
>>29648318Hes channeling his hatred of getting used by her into his battle.
>>29648318>PGQ is revealed to secretly have an inverse-Negima magic system>The more girls you kiss the more powerful YOU get, instead of the reverse>Arch banning Harem end is just his attempt to kill powergamingI CAN SEE THE LINES
Rolled 13>>29648332NO WAIFUS, ONLY SWORDS.
>>29648318>>29648332>Trying to kick shit upStop
>>29648322> she somehow looks younger and hotter.
>>29648348Her immortality runs on the tears of young boys.
>>29648283funnily enough, depending on the dc, this system makes critical fails far outnumber critical successes. We are now far less likely to critically succeed unless the dcs are around 10 or so, and much more likely to critically fail if the dc is 15 or higher.
>>29648357We probably filled her up for a good few decades then.
>>29648363I'm assuming Arch understands basic statistics and has adjusted the DCs to compensate
>>29648363then we shall train! no more interaction with anyone to bring that DC down!
>>29648370She wishes we would have. Why do shotas always got to complain about it?
>>29648372Silly Anon, Turtles can't do math!
No, it's time to stay on the offensive. There's no point in allowing Monique a breather from this, you've gotten the first hit in!Ignoring the announcer, you duck down and ready your sword for a stab to the side, but Monique reads your attack and leaps out of the way before you can hit him."Reinhold..." Monique bellows. "Don't get cocky just because you think you-"Your sword racing directly for his non-sword arm forces Monique to cut his taunt short and send him on the defensive, but his foot slips as he's about to return your swing...An arc of blood flies through the air as your blade cuts into his shoulder, sending him reeling back once again."It looks like Monique's in trouble!" the announcer exclaims. "Maybe this'll be a clean sweep for Reinhold?">roll 1d20
Rolled 20>>29648363This is inaccurate but I'm too lazy to deal with anydice and show you.
>>29648372Or he just listened to those IRC retards and is making rolls even more worthless now. The D20 system is fine for this quest.
>>29648379We should probably power train regardless.
Rolled 10>>29648390Alright
Rolled 8>>29648390bite it in half
Rolled 3>>29648390
Rolled 10>>29648390
Rolled 13>>29648390Onwards
Rolled 4>>29648390
>>29648372>I'm assuming [a QM] understands basic statistics
>>29648393OH MY GOD
Rolled 12>>29648390
Rolled 19>>29648390
>>29648404>>29648407>>29648408SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT
>>29648393YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARD
>>29648393You actual retard, I hope you meant that for the post.
>>29648393STRONK
Rolled 16>>29648390GOGOGOGO
>>29648393I am quite disappointed in you.
>>29648393whywhytell me why
Rolled 19>>29648393fuck you for wasting that 20
>>29648393This doesn't count, does it?
>>29648390>>29648393
Rolled 10>>29648393GET FUCKED MONIQUE
Rolled 20>>29648390>>29648393Please count that, Arch!
>>29648404>>29648407>>29648408welp, time for Rein to get a taste of his medicine.
Rolled 4>>29648441oh the ironing
Rolled 14>>29648441GODS HAVE SPOKEN
Rolled 6>>29648404>>29648407>>29648408Goddamnit anons
Well QM never said we had to quote his post
Rolled 12>>29648404>>29648407>>29648408Well, fuck.
>>29648435>>29648441Take off your dice you fucking morons. You're doing the same fucking things.
>>29648454like hell you'd get away with that
>>29648441Holy fuck
>>29648393please count?
Rolled 17>>29648460You can't "waste" dice, that's not how a fucking random number generator works
>We fuck up ONE attack>Everyone goes MAXIMUM PANICpls chill
Rolled 13>>29648473Yes it is. Theres math behind it and everything!
>>29648473but /tg/ dice aren't a number generator. they are a link to eldritch gods, fickle and wicked.
>>29648393Please count..pls
Rolled 10>>29648473I will acknowledge that this is totally a wasted dice.It was immediately after the QM post, and I fucked up linking. This is a 20 that would have counted, but did not because I suck.I am ashamed.
>>29648404>>29648407>>29648408Can't win them all ¯\(＾▽＾)/¯
Rolled 4>>29648493There's always next round, anon.
Rolled 16>>29648441> 20 pleading for a 20Captcha: written godhead
I'm so mad I can't access IRC right now. I want to read what Archelon has to say about it.
>>29648523Nothing, thus far.
>>29648523He hasn't said anything, probably writing.
>>29648523absolutely nothing
Rolled 8IT'S 4 AMSO TIREDMST SEE CONCLUSION
>>29648542Just read it on the archive, everyone is particularly obnoxious tonight even though the new rolls aren't what they think they are.
>>29648550>particularly obnoxious tonight>tonightYou been gone a week or something?
Rolled 14>>29648550>>29648559NO WHINING, ONLY SWORDS.
Rolled 19>>29648559Do you mean "since september"?
>>29648390We break his sword and are forced to save his life with healing grace inc
>>29648568You mean since 2005?
Rolled 11>>29648577Do you mean since the dawn of mankind?
>>29648577>since before /tg/ was a thing that existed
>>29648573He is so moved that he ends up joining our harem
This shit goofy.
Rolled 20>>29648596I would not be averse that development.
>>29648604Canon accepted
>>29648604Yandere Monique.
>>29648604TWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENTY
>>29648604
Rolled 3>>29648604To. To that development. God damn it.
>>29648604Fuck the bitches, we have a new fabulous bro
Wincing from the pain, Monique staggers back a few steps and assumes the same kind of stance that you saw from him back during the tournament, standing sideways so as to minimize the area where you can hit him.You once again take the offensive, quickly leaping to the side just as Monique thrusts towards you in order to render his altered stance ineffective...Ha, he's completely open!In an attempt to end this once and for all, you make use of the opening you just created and thrust your sword into Monique's side!KLSHHHHBut instead of the dull thud of flesh, your sword's met with a different kind of resistance... Monique's managed to spin around at the last possible second and meets your sword with his, parrying it aside after a quick clash of blades and swinging at your sword arm as a riposte!SLICEYou feel a sharp pain in your collar as Monique's blade scrapes against the bone itself... FUCK, that hurts. And if it was a few inches to the side, it would have gone right though your windpipe...>roll 1d20
Rolled 9>>29648622
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Rolled 19>>29648622
Rolled 16>>29648622Gon
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Rolled 10>>29648622eat sworrd
>>29648604how the fuck have we rolled this many 20s tonight? some other poor quest is in a climactic battle and the MC is getting curbstomped
>>29648628
Rolled 14>>29648622
>>29648628Damn that was close.
>>29648628>>29648627>>29648625A success I think!
>>29648628>>29648627>>29648625Captcha: Sufficient sordna
>>29648628based
>>29648628Carve dat pretty nigga up, Reinhold.
>>29648622Ah fuck that hurt.>>29648628Allow Reinhold to return the favor.
Rolled 7>>29648628yay i did it
>>29648625Thank god my roll is not the important one
>>29648622Push forward, grab his sword hand with our free hand, and bash him in the face with the pommel of our sword. Or headbutt him, or knee him in the balls before beating his face in.
Holy shit it's late.But who cares, time to write!
Rolled 12>>29648674YEAAAAAAAAH
>>29648674Yay arch!
>>29648674Nah just leave it here and go to bed.
Rolled 20>>29648674We'll be crossing 1000 replies tonight
>>29648685Shadow Quest used to do it every thread
>>29648685I want to believe!
>>29648685More like 1000 20s.
Rolled 3>>29648685
>>29648685morewe could hit 1000 this thread
>>29648685Please don't
>>29648674Gots to Duel
We already hit twice 800+ replies with the previous threads, right?
>>29648674Fatigue detected, conducting archelon wakefulness ritual.
>>29648708I believe that is what was implied
>>29648732Why is she so shit?
>>29648732Hm. Well Iori usually works for getting me up in the morning.
Rolled 17>>29648732and just how do i perform said ritual?
>>29648732 her hands have blood spatter on them
God damn it, that hurts. Monique's sword cut INTO the bone... you're really going to have to get this taken care of after this shit's done with.But that doesn't matter now- time to get back on the offensive and wipe that SMUG look off Monique's face!"Ooh, it looks like Reinhold's completely ignored that close call and is going in for another attack!" the announcer shouts as you rush in to close the distance between the two of you."Hurts, doesn't it?" Monique taunts. "I'LL BE SURE TO GIVE YOU ANOTHER CUT JUST LIKE THAT ONE!!!" he screams as he dashes towards you at full speed.He's got the same idea as you, attacking with a flurry of fast sword slashes that you're luckily able to counter with a barrage of your own! CLANGCLANGCLINK...clink?>[1/2]
>>29648760Its already complete.Arch can run for up to three days on a single dose of Iori.
>>29648766It's from masturbating.
>>29648768>clinkGonna break that sword
>>29648766>implying those gloves weren't red before
>>29648732MY PRINCESS SHALL GUIDE ME TO VICTORY
>>29648768>...clink?
Rolled 15>>29648768>...clinkI have a bad feeling about this.
Rolled 11>>29648768>CLINK
>>29648784Those are her bare hands.
>>29648783>>29648788... and both swords shatter down to their hilts!
>>29648784>Urethra virginityI read a funny hospital story the other day about an old lady who found out that, for 40 years of marriage, her husband had been fucking her urethra.
>>29648768>clink
>>29648768Monique's rage shall be eternal and fieryAlso he just gained a shitload more voices in his head
Rolled 3>>29648799>They keep fighting
>>29648799THEN WE WILL BEAT HIM INTO SUBMISSION WITH THE NUB OF OUR SWORD.
Rolled 3>>29648768CLINKZGOES MY BONES
I am pretty sureThat this duel is not about who's the better swordsmanBut who hasThe most blood.
>>29648799nah, we done rolled a 19 and don't have a pansy ass thin sword
>>29648799If Volker's sword didn't break despite all the punishment both us and Volker put it through then it's not going to break because of Monique's dinky saber. But if it does break then we keep hold of the hilt and we bash it straight into Monique's face.
Rolled 1Please tell me both of our swords are breakingThat way the fight can continue through fisticuffs
>The clinking sound was from hitting Monique in the face>He's a cyborg
>>29648768You know archelon, a proper parry doesn't actually make that much noise.
>>29648800Anon, I believe you're mistaking "funny" for "horrifying".
>>29648827oh no no no
>>29648830>implying we're making proper parries at this point
>>29648768>clink?
>>29648830>Implying they were in any way proper
>>29648830In ANIME it does
>>29648799Swing, Rein's sword snaps in half he doesn't flinch swings again shatter's Monique's sword in half with his and slices up his stomach at the same time.
Rolled 18>>29648830It sounds cool, though.
>>29648768WHERE'S OUR NOT-REINHOLD POVDON'T TELL ME REINHOLD WON THAT VOTE
>>29648830We learned from Volker the Swordbreaker, I reckon ours are louder.
>>29648807RIP the king of bones..
>>29648830I'm pretty sure they're just beating the swords together at this point.
>>29648852you've been gone a while, haven't you?
>>29648768CLANG CLANG CLINK GOES MONEY SWORDSWASH SWOSH SWISH GOES THE REIN.BOO HOO HOO CRIES MONIQUEFOR THE SWORDBREAKER HAS STRIKEN AGAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN
>>29648830>Reinhold's bastardized version of Volker's bastardized version of a proper sword style>proper parriesOur style is about going full-retard SO HARD it starts to work.
Rolled 8>>29648865STRIKEN ISN'T A WORD
>>29648768>...clink?Volker would be proud
>>29648875NOW IT IS
>>29648875Stricken is. But it's still the wrong tense.
>>29648864Wait, that like 2 post scene with Gregory was our nit-reinhold POV shift?da fuq.>captcha explenations tminitedEXPLENATIONS REQUIRED
>>29648865>>29648875"Struck" is the word you're looking for
Rolled 6>>29648892Stricken would make no sense at all there, no matter which tense it was written in.
>>29648894no, when we voted to be Rein or the spectator, and decided to stay with the Swordbreaker hisself
>>29648830Your right, which is probably why his sword broke. Anyone who hard blocks with a saber is basically asking for it
>>29648913Then I missed that part.Motherfucker I wanted someone else.
>>29648874>Implying Reinhold has a style other then swinging as hard as he can at his opponenet.
>>29648914too bad Monique isn't going to see it like thatMaster Himura neglected to tell him that blocking with his style is usually a bad idea
>>29648914Honestly you would think Monique would have tried to avoid this happening again.
>>29648914It might be less that Monique is intentionally blocking like that with a saber, instead Reinhold swinging directly at Monique's sword and trying to bash his sword out of the way so the strike continues to hit Monique himself.
>>29648928he doeshe also stabs as hard as he can at his opponent
>>29648768>[2/2]Come to think of it, Monique's been meeting each of your blows head-on, and his sword's a lot... lighter...While it's not enough to distract you from your continued assault, this -is- worrisome... you seem to be chipping away at Monique's blade, little by little, and tiny shards from it are flying every which way..."HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!" you shout as you force ALL of your energy into an upward slash that throws Monique off-balance, then rushing back in for a stab to his side!CLINK"It... it's not going to be that easy, REINHOLD..." Monique mutters, his voice ragged. Somehow, he's managed to block the tip of your sword with the side of his own blade......and then you see fracture lines slowly spread from where he blocked your sword, eventually spreading across the entire sword and making it look like it's covered in a spider's web..."Oh... oh shit..." you can't help but say as one by one, little shards fall from his sword and land of the ground."OH NOOO!!!!!" the announcer screams as he watches Monique's blade slowly crumble onto the ground. "We might have a weapon swstruction on our hands, people!!""Haha..." Monique mumbles as he looks at his sword, and then back at you. "Hahahahaha... you worthless bastard...""Whoa, it looks like Monique's lost it!" the announcer shouts in an attempt to work the crowd."Hahaha... HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!"As Monique's mad laughter echoes throughout the arena, a chill runs down your spine.>how do you react?
I guess Marius just got some more inspiration
>>29648953MONIQUE IS A GIRL'S NAME
>>29648953Fall back fall back fall backGive him roooooom
>>29648953Break his sword faster.
>>29648953OH SHIT OH SHIT OH SHIT
>>29648953Beautiful.>do we win?
Rolled 14>>29648953>"Someone give him a new sword, the duel is not over"
>>29648953>weapon swstructioninb4 delete>how do you react?SWING AT HIM HARDER
>>29648953"Um....sorry?"
Rolled 7>>29648953Immediately disengage.
>>29648953"shit nigga u cray. fuck nigga calm down"
>>29648953Back off, keep watching Monique but get a bit of distance between usprepare for meltdown
>>29648971This
>>29648953sheath our sword, get into a boxing stancehe hasn't yielded yet
>>29648953PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
Rolled 11>>29648971This, offer him a chance.
>>29648953Forfeit and apologize profusely. If we let the match continue he's likely to do ANYTHING.
>>29648953Prepare to defend ourselves he is about to go batshit fucking insane.
Rolled 12Decapitate him.
>>29648953"Do you submit?"
>>29648971I'm okay with this.
>>29648953Stab him
>>29648953Don't you dare make a scene, Monique.
>>29648953LAUGH CRAZIER. LAUGH AT HIM CRAZIER WHILE WE BREAK HIS SWORD AND REMOVE HIS LIMBS.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xutHJy0Tns4
>>29648971This.
>>29648953back off request new blade for him and resume
>>29648971this>>29648978Monique is definately Red Knigga
>>29648971Honor demands it.
Rolled 12>>29648953match still on, drive our pommel into his gut and knock him out
>>29648953Take a few steps back, keep our sword held ready to parry if he comes at us with the broken blade.
Rolled 8>>29648971Yeah this.
>>29648990>ForfeitingAre you fucking mad?That's just going to make him crazier
>>29648953We step back."SOMEBODY RESTRAIN HIM OR DO I HAVE TO DO IT MYSELF?"
>>29648953Knock him the fuck out
>>29648990Grow a pair.
>>29648953Uh.>>29648971>"Someone give him a new sword, the duel is not over"Probably a good start. Might wanna back off, too- be prepared to defend yourself and/or disengage.An apology would also help.
>>29648953"Don't block like that with a saber. It'll break on the next hit and neither of us is satisfied with this. Put it down and we'll fight like proper men."Time for fisticuffs, I think we have a marked advantage in it over Monique, we're used to taking a beating and we're stockier than he is.
>>29648953
Does this mean we win or what? Reinhold should know if weapon destruction=win.
>>29648963I vote this
>>29648953It's still to submission so back off and give him a chance to submit.
>>29648997That's SO raven.
>>29648971voting this
>>29648953Best of two out of three?
Fuck giving this guy another sword. He lost. Punch him in the god damn face.
>>29648997My shit has been officially lost.
>>29649034He has to submit to us winning.
>>29648971this it must be done
>>29648971Aw shit.Here it comes.Theres only one sword coming down into the field.Come on, Prince Emilio~
>>29649034weapon destruction=/=submission
>>29648971This.I retire >>29649024 .
>>29648953Prepare for his eventual attack.
>>29648953Stab harder!
Rolled 17>>29648953"For fucks sake girlyman, you've got to get a decent sword one of these days"
>>29649054So a match to the death then?
>>29649064>We break that too
>>29648997>>29649040>>29649051>Silence throughout the arena>Referee stares on, speechless>"What? I panicked, you saw how freaky that guy was acting..."
>>29648971>Emilio gives him the special sword
>Ask to get him a replacement blade
>>29648953"ARE YOU GOING TO LET A BROKEN SWORD STOP YOU!? You still have your hands. You can still fight."
>>29648953"Yield."
>>29648971ThisJesus Christ, Monique really needs to get a therapist after all this
>>29648971you do know he has lost it and is likely to try to kill us now
>>29648971Yes, this is a very good idea. Give a guy who clearly lost his mind another sword. Very good, Anon. You did it.
Rolled 12>>29648953Slap himThe slap of a million exploding SunsWe need to snap him out of this before he goes awol
brace for that ice spellhe's lost it
>>29648953Prepare to cast Clay Spread if he starts casting.>implying we'd make it in time
>>29648953You notice arc is getting tired. sword swuction instead of destruction.
>>29649092>Break those, too
>>29649100Yeah.Clearly, we should just leave him with magic.
>>29648953Swing our sword at him, break his saber, and follow it up with a punch in the face. This fight isn't over.
>>29649083Or loss of consciousness via bloodloss. I believe that counts as submission.
>>29648953TOSS YOUR OWN SWORD ASIDE AND PREPARE FOR FISTICUFFS
>>29649111We already broke monique.
>momma boy>taken for a girl>can't get a dateAny wonder he doesn't like getting his sword shattered?
Rolled 2>>29648953Prepare yourself to meet his killing intent.Would it be meta for rein to prep himself for a magical attack?
GUYS>We just broke his MIND>We can break things that have no physical, material presence>We shiki now
Why do you fucking idiots want to give him another sword? He lost. You think in a real fight against a person actually trying to kill him will just give him another sword to fight fairly? I know /tg/ is dumb, but this is way past retarded.
And they said sundering wasn't a valid combat style.
>>29649122He then stabs us with ice
>>29649127>can't get a dateMore like can't keep the women away.
>>29649103but we haven't trained for a year in Shanghai. We haven't mastered accuracy either!
>>29649100Its the only way.We've broken his sword (twice). We've broken his pride. We may have broken his mind.Now we just have the break that messed-up illusion of his.
>>29648971Not this, if anything finish it off with fisticuffs.
>>29649130This is a duel of honour and the ball is in our court on what to do.Faggot.
>>29649130Its a duel to submission, not a mugging.
Now I wish there was a separate thread were we were playing as Monique and rolling for him too
>>29649129We are Reinhold, The Breaker.We break Swords.We break Hearts.We break Minds.We break QuestMasters.
Can we just kill him? Why is everyone in this thread so stupid?
>29649130real fights also don't disallow magic and killing blows and don't have arbitrary rules. this isn't a real fight, and if it were we'd be dead by magic already.
>>29649133We have broken 1000 postsand Monique
>>29649064don't get him even more MAD
>>29649158No, no we can't. It's a duel to the submission, intentionally killing your opponent is poor form and would get us in serious trouble.
>>29649154>Simultaneous 20s>Break each-other's swords
Rolled 1>>29649158>>29649146Duel has fucking rules, and killing in this situation is so out of character it's not funny.Are you all joking?
>>29649158You don't kill somebody in a duel to submission you retard.
>>29649154Gaiden Chapter/Write-Up where we see the duel from Monique's POV?
>>29648971>mfw he interprets this as us wanting to humiliate him more.
>>29649158Either trolling very poorly, or just an idiot.
>>29648953To be honest its his own fault.YOU DON'T MEET BLOWS HEAD ON IF YOU HAVE A FUCKING SABER VS A LONGSWORD.You deflect at best, you don't block. He should have been dodging and counterattacking, NOT blocking.Thats just common sense in a sword vs saber fight.
>>29649158>Killing someone in a duelGreat idea, I hope you have another one when everyone starts assassins at us
>>29649158Troll softer, I can hear you typing.
>>29649132They all laughed at me when I picked Improved Sunder when I last leveled up. Well who's laughing now!?
We should have thrown down our sword and put up our fists.Why didn't anyone think to fist fight the rest of this duel?
Rolled 9>>29649130>in a real fightnot a real fight, duel. also, this is just going to piss him off (how dare YOU show pity to ME) and one of the kings is going to have to call it or we're going to have to knock him out (DO NOT KILL)
>>29649175I hope he does I want to break his mind and his spirit.
>>29649134>tries to stab us with ice>counter with clay bullshit>heat of the moment>cast metal>WELL IT LOOKS LIKE REINHOLD BROKE MONIQUE'S ICE AS WELL!
>>29649169>Breaking an unbreakable swordYeah about that...
>>29649178That's what I've been saying. He deserves to lose his will to duel.
Rolled 17>>29649175>he tries to kill rein>thierri invades the arena to save us>greg turns monique into "red mist"
>>29649195Some of us did suggest that.It's not our fault that people jumped on bandwagon to give him another sword.
>>29649158i'm going to assume your new and didn't actually read through this quests threads.and laugh at you.ha. ha.ha.
>>29649200Eschenwald style runs on bullshit
At least Celestino will shut up now.
>>29648953Get defensive, he's obviously developed a style based around getting us repeatedly cut by the shrapnel of his blade.Probably worked out the physics of it or something.
>>29649196>do not killwe're not a psychopath you autist
>>29649158>All those repliesWell done, Anon.
>>29649212Monique is Viral?
>>29649212>We somehow make amends>New bro-op fighting style around shattering enemy swords and using the shrapnel as projectiles
>>29649211>Implying he won't find something else to shadowrun over
>>29649212this would be amazing
>>29649175his brain pops out his right ear and shouts"FUCK THIS CRAZY SHIT I'M OUT"
I just want Reinhold to state "it didnt have to end like this", that way Monique can go turbo and lose his shit even further.
Rolled 8>>29649218i felt the need to say it given that people were voting to kill/decapitate him, and i know /tg/ can make dumb choices in quests even if they are first suggested as a joke
>>29649246No we have to save that for when he goes insane and tries to kill us and we are forced to kill him in self defense.
God damn Arch, hurry up and write so I can get my closure and so you can sleep for once.
>>29649261>implying Arch sleepshe has evolved beyond such silly mortal things
Rolled 6>>29649261Shame there won't be a cliffhanger"Next week on PGQ!"
"I knew it..." Monique mutters as he looks down at his sword. "...I just KNEW that your destruction of my great-grandfather's sword WASN'T an accident..." he says, laughing."This duel isn't over!" you shout. "Someone get him another sword so we can continue!""...no."No?"No, I don't need -another- sword," Monique says, a mad grin on his face. "You just want them to fetch me another sword so that you can destroy it, yes?""Wha-" you stammer. "No, so that we can keep on going! And I didn't break EITHER of your swords on purpose!""Weapon destruction normally means an automatic disqualification, but if the opponent wishes for it, I'd be willing to allow it!" the announcer shouts, then turns to the cword. "And what do you folks think!?"Your ears are nearly blown out by the sheer volume of the cheering that's coming from the stands... they clearly want to see a continuation."IT LOOKS LIKE THIS DUEL ISN'T OVER!!!!" the announcer shouts, waving both of his arms into the air. "Now if someone could get this man another saber!"You see someone off to the side, probably arena staff, start to run inside, but Monique extends his hand."No," Monique says, glaring at you. >[1/2]
>>29649231>Rein is completely sincere>unknowingly backed by ancient gold hoarding dragons fucking with the sword economy
>>29649283what is going on
>>29649283MORTAL KOMBAAAT
>>29649297I'm hoping for fisticuffs, I'm worried that it might be magic.
>>29649283Damn it Monique magic is against the rules
>>29649297He knows he's beat
Rolled 10>>29649283Who'll be the one to beat into his head that breaking swords is part of Reinhold's shitty sword technique.
>>29649283LET'S STAB HIM
>>29649283back away, nowdefensive stance
>>29649297Monique recognizes us as the better fighter and wants an easy out due to broken blade.
>>29649297allow me to explainhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gbcGX9zO1u8
>>29649283Next time we fight, Monique is going to use a fuckhuge mace, isn't he?
>>29649283FISTFIGHT YEAHWell that or he makes a sword of ice
>>29649283Get Monique unbreakable saber.
>>29649283>inb4 Magic Sword
>>29649283Monique stop being a raging mad faggot, fo real.
>>29649297"Are you daft as well as stupid, Monique? IT WAS AN ACCIDENT!"
>>29649317>Reinhold still breaks it
Rolled 11>>29649317Hah. We broke through Reya's claws, i think rein can break a huge fucking mace.
>>29649320>>29649330
>>29649325This
>>29649283"Are you stupid? You were beating your sabre against my longsword like you were trying to christen a ship with a bottle of champagne."
>>29649283Well this isn't good.
>>29649283He's about to make a sword out of ice, isn't he?
>>29649330After that he gets a sealed king to fight us with.
>>29649289>Iron for the Iron Throne!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EAwWPadFsOAHERE WE GO
>>29649344Or ice magic us.
Rolled 12>>29649283We're fucked.
>>29649357we break that too, and get a new harem member
>>29649357>Reinhold breaks that, too.
>>29649357We unseal it
Guess we have a lifetime nemesis nowWelp, everyone needs at least one, I suppose
>Monique walks>Reinhold left unsatisfied>GRANDMA, TEACH ME HOW TO NOT BREAK SWORDS SO I CAN FIGHT HIM FOR REAL
>>29649283Dammit, If he's going to be like THAT about it, we should have just given him OUR Sword, maybe then He wouldnt have the huge stick up his ass.I doubt it, but...
>>29649283"What do you expect to happen when you block a Broadsword with a Saber?The lighter weapon is going to break if you let them bash against each other."
>>29649387untrained with our style of sword probably
>>29649289>sword economyDragons are la li lu le lo now?
>>29649387>Reinhold giving anyone Volker's swordIt was a big enough deal letting Luciana hold it.
>>29649387Why the fuck do you care so much? We won the duel, fuck him and his attitude.
>>29649283>[2/2]"You... you thought that it would be a good idea to destroy my weapon and then take pity on me by having them fetch me another?" Monique says as he points his ruined sword at you, small pieces still falling off of it. "Well things aren't going to go your way!"He then swings his sword to the side, flinging off all of the shards and revealing a dark blue blade underneath."Wha..." you stare at Monique, completely confused by this sudden development. "What did you just do-""REINHOLD!" Monique shouts. "After my defeat at your hands, I went on a journey to retrain myself... and there, I met someone- a beloved partner who has guided me ever since!"What the hell is he even talking about?"And let me introduce you to her!!" Monique shouts, his ragged voice echoing throughout the arena. "Twenty-seventh to be caught in that madman's curse... the Old King who was also known as the Frozen Tempest, SETSURANKAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!">HOW DO YOU REACT
I was really busy tonight, and I'm up way too late, but I had to come by. And we broke his sword. You an pretty cool bro OP. Looking forwards to reading through these tomorrow.
>>29649408FUCKUCK
>>29649408I don't even.
>>29649381no Reinhold it's too early for you to learn the true family technique.
After all this Monique's voices need to whisper gently "we work for Reinhold. We are Reinhold."
>>29649408>Sword waifuCongratulations?
>>29649408GOOD MONIQUE, GOOD!I had a feeling it was going to be an ice sword. The voices and sudden Jin parallels kinda gave it away.
>>29649408"Wow that's pretty neat, i wonder if mine can talk too"
Rolled 6>>29649408FUCK
>>29649408Oh no. He's one of those guys from that one anime where people had magic swords with people inside them.We're fucked. We haven't prepared at all for this.
>>29649408Stare at him like he's a madman
>>29649408>SEALED KING
Rolled 2>>29649408"You don't intend to use that in a duel, do you?"
>>29649408He's got one of them sleeping swords.
>>29649408No reaction. Just stand prepared for his next attack.
>>29649408Did... Did we just break a fucking /sealed king/?
>>29649408Smash that fucking sword.
Rolled 11>>29649408well since you have another sword i guess we can continue, just don't get mad if i break this one too
>>29649408Reinhold can't catch a break.
>>29649408Go defensive and get ready for just in case he hasn't actually gone insane.
>>29649447+1
>>29649408Can we play as Monique instead? He's much more interesting
Rolled 9>>29649408Break that, too.
Be extra cautious, we don't know what it can do. Reinhold. Prepare for attack or defense.
>>29649408Congratulations. I mean, sorry that there's a soul shoved in that sword because demon magic, but that's a beautiful weapon. Ready for round 3?
>>29649408"Neat."Get back to it
Rolled 17>>29649408Smirk "Great, I've never broke an Old King"
>>29649408I'm kind of jelly. Our bracelet doesn't even talk to us yet.
>>29649408"PERFECT"
>>29649408>SEALED KINGTIME TO FIND OUT EXACTLY HOW GOOD WE ARE AT BREAKING SHIT>>29649448We broke the disguise Monique put on it.
>>29649408"Gotta say, Ref. This seems sketchy. Are sealed kings within the limits of acceptable enchantments?"
>>29649408Ahh, good, I was worried you were just stupid taking the full force of my blows on a saber like you were.
>>29649408THIS SOME KUBO SHIT RIGHT HERE.Good thing we didn't waste all our 20s or anything.Prepare for ROUND 2.
>>29649408"Well come at me, then!"
>>29649447This."I am unimpressed"
I think it should be clear now that you weren't playing random crazy voices in Monique's head during his threads.You were playing as Setsuranka.
>>29649447this
>>29649447This.
>>29649408Go into defensive mode. He's too determined to give up to beatings, our only choice is to exhaust him.
>>29649467>KenpachiYou ma nigga.
>>29649408>sword within a swordmust've been folded away pretty well
>>29649408'YOU GOT TO BE KIDDING ME YES THAT EXPLAINS EVERYTHING BUT STILL!'
>>29649408"This is gonna be a good fight after all. If we're doing introductions, this is the unbroken sword of the swordbreaker, Volker Eschenwald!"
Rolled 3>>29649480Well, shit.On a scale from 1 to 20, 20 being the most fucked... how fucked are we?
>>29649480>Setsuranka is /tg/oshit
Why is everyone so obsessed with breaking a sword that's been used for years and was probably close to breaking anyways?Is it the new epic meme?
>>2964949121
>>29649483WHY would we go on the defensive when it has been stated before that Vokler's style is about overwhelming the opponent?
>>29649480Dude, we're pretty cool.
>>29649408>>29649467Monique is truly the rival we need and deserve.
Rolled 8>>29649480So, we were playing as random crazy voices in Setsuranka's... hilt?
>>29649408We need metal sealed king.
>>29649491>3not very apparently
>>29649408"PERFECT! You're not crazy after all! This is wonderful, Monique! May the best man win."And smile at him. This is EXCITING!
>>29649408 > MONIQUE HAS A SEALED KING>IT TRAINED HIM NERD THE FUCK OUT
>>29649480>and then Anon was a Sealed KingSetsuranka seems like a reasonable guy, judging by the choices we made.
>>29649492He's fucked, /tg/ is too busy with waifus to fight.
>>29649480So wait if we were playing Monique's sword,....and Reinhold is using Volker's sword....Are we also playing Reinhold's sword, but we have been with him so long that he doesn't know?
>>29649498We can't disarm him, and only good overwhelming him would do is killing him.
>>29649498WHY do I keep fucking typing Volker as Vokler.
>>29649480Let's switch perspective now and whup Reinhold as Setsuranka herself.
>>29649514This is an appropriate response.
>>29649495
>>29649408"I've always wanted to fight one of those!"
Well, there's no way we're winning this.
>>29649480Please, Arch. I think /tg/ has made it abundantly clear that when we play a girl than she's either kawaii as hell or a complete slut.
>>29649480So the sealed kings are all insane. Cool. At least we don't need a sword to be insane.
FUCK ALL OTHER RESPONSESPLEASEWE SAY: 'ICE TO MEET YOU'
>>29649503REINHOLD! YOU ARE WORTHY ENOUGH TO BE MY RIVAL!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_BJdHQtolR8
>>29649408DUEL TOOLETS RAWK
>>29649408Look right at him, smile as wide as we can."This is the unbroken blade of Volker Eschenwald, Swordbreaker."Attack him, don't let up for a second.
>>29649467>>29649510This.GET HYPE NIGGAS
>>29649522Disarming isn't the only way to defeat him.
>>29649535OH GOD NO THE PUNS NO.
>>29649480Exactly just how apeshit is the crowd going right now, Arch?Also, specifically, how apeshit is our team going?
Rolled 16interesting, i've never fought a sealed king before.do you think if i break it with my sword ice elementals will explode everywhere
>>29649535YES! YES! This has to happen.
>>29649408well then.time too unseal him
>>29649510THIS.
>>29649518If the sword we were given by Volker was a sealed king, it would explain why it hasn't broken. We also don't know the circumstances of his death, but we do think he was going to be given one...
>>29649535YESFUCK YES
>>29649535YES. I chuckled loudly.
>>29649545IT AIN'T MY DAY OFF NO MORE
>>29649551>implying Reinhold is paying any attention to the stands
>>29649467>>29649447Regain proper stance and grin. If we're going to get our ass kicked, we might as well enjoy it.
>>29649559The sword we have is the one Grandma gave Volker so he would stop breaking all his fucking swords
>>29649535Mmmmmm yes.
>>29649495Seriously. Please stop with this breaking everything mentality. It's silly.
>>29649535Punny Reinhold best Reinhold.
>>29649408Geek out.
We're a Swordbreaker, so let's break that fucking sword.
>>29649559What if it was somehow an empty sealed king, and Volker's now inside it?
>>29649559Agnes said she got that sword for Volker for his 23rd birthday, I don't think it's a Sealed King.
>>29649574I like breaking things.
>>29649535Yes.
Rolled 1>>29649535Fucking this.
>>29649408Full on analysis mode. We need to find out what this blade can and can't do. Does our blade phase through it? Does it physically lower the temperature of our blade enough to make it breakable?Can we break it?Things like that.
>>29649535Fucking this. Archelon pls
>Matthias' face when.I kinda wish we'd chosen to do the perspective of other people instead of Reinhold now.
Are the Sealed Kings magic or not?>>29649535THIS.
>>29649467voting
>>29649408Smile like a madman.This might be fun. This is perfect. The stage is set, and our opponent awaits.Fight.
>>29649579This isn't MGNQ.
Rolled 12>>29649535This one is the best.
>>29649535Reinhold, The Knight of Puns shall be our knightly title!
>>29649535And the only sound in the arena is the sound of Marianna facepalming
Rolled 17>>29649535We MUST say it, arch.
>>29649584That's in no way exclusive.
>>29649408>>29649510>>29649467Lets show some ENTHUSIASM.
>>29649535Proceed
Rolled 8>>29649408>>29649535Yeah, this.
>>29649593I kind of wish archelon had just gone with a hybrid.
>>29649510>>29649467>>29649408yep yep yep
Can we be excited AND give a pun?
Rolled 11>>29649618Me too, mix in the views of other people as the duel progresses.It'd be more work for him though.
>>29649567Doesn't mean *we* can't know.
>>29649626>1228 replies
>>29649408"So DIDN'T forget how to use a saber. Good. Round Two then?"
>>29649535FUCKING THISQuick guys, we should only talk to Setsuranka and completely ignore Monique
I submit that both ICE PUN and fightan enthusiasm are both present in whatever we say, because while I cannot get enough of ICE PUN I'd like to also say something actually on-topic.
Rolled 19We should beat him and take the sword.
>>29649535Do it!
>>29649646>"I'm surprised your owner managed to keep his cool."
>>29649639And that's not counting the threads before this one today.
>>29649535If we say this, I hope we just cut to Marianne's disgusted face immediately afterwards.
"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Gregory shouts at the top of his lungs. "Arnaud spent his entire fucking youth trying to get one of them, and this piece of shit has- Where did he even-""Oh... oh dear..." Agnes says with an expression of intense worry on her face, ignoring Gregory's profanity. "A Sealed King... I've never even seen one of those before..."As Lisette also looks on with a look of utter shock while the baby on her lap happily claps her hands, Celestino turns to Thierri."T... Thierri, did you know that he was in possession of one of the Sealed Kings?" Celestino says, unable to hide his excitement."I honestly can't say that I have," Thierri replies, thoroughly unimpressed. "Kind of a surprise though, eh?">[1/?]
>>29649639holy shit
>>29649660We should make an ice pun every time we have to roll dice/
>>29649660Hue.
>>29649639WE ARE GOING TO BREAK 2K
>>29649649For sure, enthusiastic approach after dropping the bomb.Dear god I'm so glad I thought of that before brainstorming reactions was over.
>>29649669Yes. No more talking to Monique. Only ice puns and sword wooing.
>>29649626We are so getting our sword broken aren't weThis right here is why we learn Sanctuary eventually.>Our sword breaks into pieces on first contact>Our mind and sanity along with it>Nat 1 on sanity roll to keep our head together>Lash out with fists>Get curbstomped by that pompous assI'm just hoping sanctuary is enough to stop a sealed king
>>29649665>"WHAT THE FUCK!?" Gregory shouts at the top of his lungs
>>29649665Our king gives no fucks
>>29649660We need to say this at some point, gawd more puns.
>>29649665Thierri recognizes an overdramatic faggot when he sees one.>>29649673With the previous thread, we already did.
>>29649665Why is our king just so god damn based
>>29649665Btw archhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7eZia4DxilA
>>29649685So we go so insane we find god and get into the right mindset to cast sanctuary?
>>29649665We're on page 7. Just thought I'd give you an update if you were worried.
Well, Whatever the reaction, as long as it's not one of these arrogant sounding one liners people are dropping that sound completely out of character.
>>29649685>We get our sword broken.>yield>offer: 'Thank you for the fight, I'm sure Volker is laughing somewhere right now.'gotta truly inherit his mantle and then outclass himWe were badass enough to break the sword he couldn't
>>29649700>not http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYTly9nUUd0Close, though
Thank you, Archelon, for the greatest happenings ever since the quest started. Finally all the waifufags band together for something they can agree on.Also>inb4 Tina manifests during this duel due to sheer amount of emotional backlash and magic from Setsuranka>inb4 Volker's sword held another Sealed King all along
>>29649685I wouldn't even be mad at getting curbstomped by a Sealed King. It's a sword nerd's dream to even SEE one, much less fight one. This is a good day.
>>29649685>Rein was completely owned>injured and in a comma for months.
>>29649707>not nervous chuckling delivery of the aforementioned pun to display that we are awed, but not frozen(!) by it
>>29649717Hell no. We use Tina to absorb the sword fragments, so Tina becomes a sword.
Rolled 1>>29649724>tina turns into a shield to protect us from a fatal attack>turns into a sword to allows os to keep fighting
>>29649726>in a comma
>>29649724>it's vergil vs dante all over again
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4458fC7mDsc
>>29649725"A sealed king? Aw man, COOL!"
>>29649665Now I'm wondering how Arnaud would've reacted.I miss Arnaud.
>>29649725Seriously. Reinhold probably creamed his pants
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE>Monique breaks our unbreakable sword>Moved by our internal blue screen, tina merges and becomes one with the sword, creating a pseudo sealed kingMAKE IT HAPPEN
>>29649732Tina would mold with Volker's broken pieces to become a sealed king.
Rolled 12>>29649726>Marianne falls into a deep depression and we rank up to human because she realizes how much she cares.
>>29649740I miss him too
Rolled 11>>29649747>>29649742Now that, that'd be badass.
>>29649750Tina is like a barnacle pimple compared to a Sealed King. She ain't doing shit.
>>29649742>>29649747>>29649732>>29649731>>29649724>Reinhold is naturally attuned to Metal magic>Tina becomes the False Queen, a proto-Sealed King that can change shape to pull some Gae Bolg/Fragarach level bullshit when blocked
>>29649747It wouldn't be a Sealed King, there wouldn't be any huge spirits sealed inside of it.It would however be an awesome sword, as strong as it was before, but able to bend and twist to our will which would be absurdly useful in a fight.
What we need to do now:>Take our sword>Apply our sword to his>Repeat until one of them breaks
>Tina POV:>W-wow, that girl master is fighting against sure seems to like his sword>m-maybe if I became a sword master would like me just as much
>>29649740thierra and celestino somehow snaps a picture of the happening and sends a "wish you were here" card to him
>>29649759>>29649747Meant to link to >>29649742
>>29649763Sounds like a battleplan to me.
>>29649765There's gotta be some sort of magic polariod spell someone knows here.
>>29649761>>29649762bendysword mind
>>29649765I'm sure there is a spell like that and I'm sure Celestino knows it and probably has a video version of it.
>>29649764More like>AUGHGHGHHGHH WHY WON'T HE DIE
That's right, after all. How *did* he do it? Was the sword attracted to his maximum butthurt?>>29649765There's no way Monique will pass on having to explain this bullshit to the Kings. Arnaud will at least have the occasion to examine it.
>>29649728Nah, the puns would be kind of COOL, it's the "bwahaha edgy break sealed king" spouting ones that are the problem. They sound more liek something Monique would say.If he were retarded
I think I missed something here.Who is Tina?
>>29649789Our bracelet of shifty magic metal.
>>29649665"OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOOOOOOOOD!!!!" Alicia exclaims, jumping out of her seat when the weight of Monique's big reveal hits her. "I CAN'T BELIEVE IT HE HAS A SEALED KING OH GOD HE WAS ALREADY HOT AS HELL AND-"As she lets out a shrill shriek, both Matthias and Mirakarias wince in pain. This chick is the mother of the Prince's bodyguard, right? She acts just like a common fangirl..."Still though, holy shit," Matthias says. "I guess he wasn't crazy after all... though I wish he would've told ME at the very least...""Oh, you didn't know?" Akemi says, turning to Matthias with the widest smile that he's ever seen. "I could tell from the moment we met...""Akemi, your ears," Sadaharu says, pointing to the fox ears that have sprouted from the top of the queen's head."Crap, I got a bit -too- excited!" Akemi says, bopping herself in the head."So your friend got his hands on a Sealed King..." Mirkarias says with a smile of amusement. "That's quite the find.""Shit, tell me about it," Randolf replies, so excited he can barely keep from freaking out in front of everyone in the booth. "That bastard always loved swords, so I guess it fits that he'd be the one to end up with one of those things...">[2/?]
>>29649789People named the bracelet tina for some reason.
>>29649794Ah, thanks. I wasn't aware we had named her Tina.
>>29649789Our crystal bracelet!POSSIBLY NON-CANON WARNING!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db7CNgfbm-oFoolish Monique, you can't kill the metal.
>>29649795Sneaky fox.
>>29649795ROYAL HAPPENINGSTHE BEST KIND
>>29649800>>29649801>>29649806>>29649789>>29649794We haven't really confirmed anything besides "The bracelet reacts to our thoughts somewhat", although I personally like the idea of magical wristband.
>>29649742I basically just said that.>>29649731 is meohshi- what if our sword was the 1st sealed king? Wasn't that metal element?
>>29649813He'll never match our unique steel.
>>29649795HURRY UP AND GET BACK TO THE FIGHT WITH "ICE TO MEET YOU"
>>29649830What if we are the sealed king that got unsealed. What if our hair is the sealed king and we're actually bald. What if.
>>29649795hope we get to POV monique when he gets raped by the fan girls.
>>29649795wait, did akemi know he wasn't crazy, or did she know he had a sealed king
I think you're all forgetting that its still 'just' a sword and its in the hands of a guy we have just beaten twice. I'm predicting more a repeat of what just happened.Reinhold is gonna Swordbreak a Sealed King.
>>29649845Yes.
>>29649830The first Sealed King was Light-element.
>>29649840It's nice to make fun of the slow kids, Anon.
>>29649845Probably both.
>>29649800They did a little more than just name it.
>>29649845Both.
>>29649801we didnt, 2 or 3 anons just ran with it
Rolled 2>>29649861What else did they do?
>>29649850That means Luciana is the sword!Quick, equip Luciana!
>>29649847As long as the Sealed King can't insta-gib our own sword, this guy is right.At least we can match his skill, if a Sealed King is unbreakable.
>>29649840What if our dick is the sealed king of magnetism?
>>29649847didn't the rules say magic was okay if it came from a sword? and iirc sealed kings still pack LOTS of magic
>>29649837This
>>29649850can we get it's name please
>>29649871It is! Unfortunately, it's utterly repulsive.
>>29649871Pic.>>29649873It said some kinds of magic, but not all, lightning for example.
>>29649847If it's a legendary weapon, we have to lose first, train hard, trust the power of friendship and come back to beat him.
>>29649871>Citrine was a victim
>>29649871That would actually explain a lot of things.
>>29649868It has a quasi-personality and porn has been written.
>>29649886Well good thing Monique's bullshit sword is Ice.
Rolled 4inb4 our bracelet that replicate any weapon whenever the wielder becomes fascinated with itincluding sealed kings
Rolled 2We are past 1300 posts.1500+ will be easily achieved I think.>>29649899Nice.
>>29649890Ah, that may be one way of things - but the mysterious gift we received from our dead master could also be a legendary weapon, allowing us another Plot route to travel down.
>>29649909Only if we get another thing to vote or roll on
>>29649900I hope he at least screams freeze before he turns us to ice and shatters us.
Arch, can we have the kanji for Setsuranka (?)I mean I'm just assuming you put more thought into than just choosing a vaguely japanese name like せつらんか
>>29649916Ice and reinhold just do not like each other.
I'd really enjoy if Reinhold actually manages to break the shit out of that sword, because now I cant stop wondering if that'd mean releasing the sealed king or just outright killing it. Maybe even something totally different. Dices pls help us.
>>29649912If Arnaud missed that he our sword was a Sealed King when he got to examine it, it means he's completely overrated.
>>29649925I fired random shit into google translate and got "folded snow" one time.Dunno if that means his snowballs are rolled a thousand times and can smash right through inferior western snowballs, or what.
And here I thought I wouldn't have reason to post this during the duel.
>>29649795Holy shit.Holy SHIT.Monique's holding a SEALED KING. The same thing that Anrasorana got turned into!As the crowd goes MAD with cheers, you look at the ground... those shards that you'd knocked off Monique's sword? They're melting. God damn it, he's probably been waiting for a moment just like this to do the big reveal!But still, you're not mad. Or scared. Or any of that.You're excited, because holy shit this is AMAZING!"Hahaha, PERFECT!" you say with a wild grin on your face. "Holy crap, I never would've expected this!""Ah, so you've lost your mind from the fear you feel upon learning just who it is that you face?""Setsuranka!" you shout, ignoring Monique's taunt. "ICE to meet you!"You feel so clever right now!>[3/?]
>>29649931Don't worry manIt's the sealed king of sneaking
>>29649934I got snow lotus.
>>29649926Well shit, we better hope we're not scarred from that time Mary gave us an ice day off huh?
>>29649931Or maybe he didn't miss it and didn't want to make us a target by letting it become known...but, no, I highly doubt it's a sealed king.
>>29649936>Cue collective stadium grown
>>29649936>Reinhold did itbased 'Holdy
>>29649936
>>29649936>You feel so clever right now!my fucking sides.
>>29649936BASED ARCH
>>29649936>You feel so clever right now!
>>29649936>ignoring Monique's taunt. "ICE to meet you!"YESWE MUST CONTINUE IN THIS FASHION
>>29649936To everyone else, I bet it looks like we made that pun weeks ago and we just found a use for it.
>>29649936No need to mock us, Archelon. Just describe Marianne's facepalm.
Rolled 6>>29649936i'm smiling way too hard for my own good
>>29649925雪藍花Blue snow flower
>>29649936Oh fuck yet
>>29649957>>29649955>>29649954>>29649947>>29649946>>29649959>>29649960>>29649961>>29649962>>29649963Look, it's some kind of vaguely medieval period. Maybe they haven't heard it before?
>>29649946>grownIt's spelled "grone"
>>29649936>"SO YOUR OWNER KEPT HIS COOL AFTER ALL! NOW THAT WE'VE BROKEN THE ICE, LET'S GET THIS PARTY STARTED"
>>29649946groan, buddyAND IT'S A-COMING
>>29649936>Meanwhile, in the Princess boothMarianne isn't going to speak to us for a week after that. But it's totally worth it.
>>29649962This please. My sides have not lifted off yet.
>>29649936I am now imagining the anons in Monique's head collectively facepalming while trying to keep him from having an aneurism
>>29649936Great love and respect
>>29649936Holy shit, he did it, he actually fucking did it
>>29649962I think she might be too confused to do that.I mean seriously, Reinhold sees a weapon of legend, one forged by a mad smith who forcibly turned a legendary elemental into a sword. And his reaction is to make the single most obvious pun possible. We're obviously insane.
>we actually hit image limitWelp.
>>29649973So yes
>>29649970Actually, it's spelled "Groan"
Rolled 11>>29649986Less than 150 posts to reach 1500
>>29649847It's important to remember that even though his sword is unbreakable, it is still significantly lighter than ours, so.we can still at least partially bat it aside.
>>29649986There was a lot to react to.Should we have a new thread? We're on page 6 and almost 1400 posts, so I imagine the thread must be getting slow for some people.
>>29649973might take us past whacky and into painting reveal tier monqiue batty
>>29649974>>29649970Oh dear. How embarrassing. Looks like it's time to commit sudoku.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MPIkBVy6IBoSHATTER IT! DO IT FAGGOT!
>>29649977Except there are no anons in Monique's head.Only Setsuranka
>>29649984>We're obviously insane.I think everyone already knew that from day 1.
I don't think people appreciate just how fucked this is.>Elemental Spirits were about as strong as 800 year old dragons at their peaks>Meaning they could solo armies by themselves like it was nothing>Monique has one in sword form.
>>29649973Dude...chill out. There'snow reason to keep making cold puns.
>>29650002SWORDBREAKAH!!!!
>>29650010>Reinhold just made a shitty pun about it
>>29650010So shit's gotten all fucked?Then let's fuck shit up.
>>29650010And we made a pun at its expense
>>29649936>if you listen closely at that right moment you can actually feel the slap that Marianne made when her hand connected to her face.
>>29650010Who cares we get to use up all of our ice puns while fighting. I just hope we avoid getting iced.
Oh lawd, I can't even imagine the sheer embarrassment Marianne's feeling right now
>>29650010DESTROY ARMIES SINGLEHANDEDLY?BAHTHEY CAN'T MAKE ENTIRE ARMIES LAUGH WITH THREE WORDS BABY
Rolled 1>>29650010No, I'm sure we know.But we can't pass up an opportunity like this.
>>29650010I don't think you appreciate just how few fucks Reinhold gives about this.
>>29650028Probably looking away and sniggering while groaning.She knows its totally rein
>>29650027>Who cares we get to use up all of our ice puns while fighting. I just hope they're cool enough.fixed
>>29650033Judging by your roll, you're wrong. The dice gods do not favor you.
>>29650033Can we pass it now, please?
>>29650014Honestly man, I've seen cooler
Whatever, let's just do our best to freeze Monique's smirk on his lips.
>>29649936>"Setsuranka!" you shout, ignoring Monique's taunt. "ICE to meet you!"So we just gave Monique the cold shoulder?
>>29650061I hope Reinhold makes shitty ice puns throughout the entire duel
Marianne's totally going to cold us.
>>29650073I bet he's feeling left out in the cold right about now.
>>29650088I think you mean she's going to freeze us out.
>>29650074Everyone does.Somewhere in the distance Marianne's maids are giggling.
>>29650088Don't worry, she'll warm up to our puns by the end of the duel.
Rolled 15Next post is 1400
It's a pity that now even if Monique wins it will be the sealed king's victory not his
>>29650101Wow you sure blew it huh
>>29650091I really hope he doesn't get cold feet when it turns out we are still better then him.
>>29650074You should chill out. Those puns are slick as ice.
>>29650098Our jokes measure on the rictor scale
>>29650101already passed that breh
You guys should cool it with the ice puns.
>>29650103>b-buht sword queen only choose gr8test warrior
>monikers big reveal>expecting rein to shit himself with fear>he starts cracking bad puns monique is going to BSoD
>>29650109Cool your jets man, he wasn't warmed up until just now.
Rolled 12>>29650116>>29650104>passed by 2 posts that were nearly simultaneous
>Monique searches constantly for this sword>Trains and trains>Sets up an elaborate disguise knowing this moment would one day come>Visualizes this day for weeks>Reinhold not only not scared but makes puns at himBeing Monique is suffering
Welp, time to have our swordbroken
>>29650123Well you know what they say cooler heads prevail.
>monikersfucking autocorrect I swear to god
>>29650126WOW YOU SURE BLEW IT HUH
>don't want to miss this but can barely keep my eyes openDammit archelon just go to sleep. This is a good cliffhanger.
>>29650074The constant ice puns would aggravate Monique so much that he completely loses his cool and any advantage he had with the swords goes out of the window.
>>29650147Shut your dirty whore mouth
>>29650147>Everyone should cater to your sleepGet fucked.
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>>29650147no no no no nodon't you tempt himwe've been waiting for this for DAYS, if this ends now, i'll lose it.
>>29650148>verbal duel>we crack wise at monique, he gets embarassment ptsd>he starts rehearsing shota stories>we get ptsd>we're both writhing on the ground
>>29650162I-it's not like I wouldn't like to...
>>29649967Arch, you sly bastard.> Max limit of image replies has been reached.Guess I have to mirror.http://sadpanda.us/images/1878363-50DD469.png
i guess you could say..this is going to be a mock battle
>>29650168I hope he starts complaining about his life, and how we don't understand the pain he's gone through. Because Reinhold would beat Monique handily in a who had a worse life contest. "My parents gave me a girly name." "I never knew my parents, the man who raised me was an alcoholic who beat me on a regular basis. Your move."
>>29650197Whatever it is, it's going to be pun.
>>29650188yeah we need a new thread
>>29650188So it's actually indigo snow flower?
>>29650206Reinhold x Monique: Putting the Pun back into Punishment.
>>29650210Not until we reach 1500 posts
>>29649936What in the...MONIQUE GILBEAULT has one of the Sealed Kings!? And Setsuranka, of all of them!? While Marianne just stares in total shock, everyone around her is much more vocal in their reaction to the reveal."HOLY SHIT!!!!!" both Rana and Nicolette scream at the exact same time. "HE HAS A SEALED KING!!!!""OH WOW KAREL MR. GILBEAULT DIDN'T JUST HAVE THE ONE LEGENDARY SWORD!!!" Emilio shouts, jumping up out of his seat."OHMYGODEMILIOLOOKHEHASASEALEDKINGOHSHITTHISISAMAZING!!!" Karel squeals as he rises from his seat as well, grabbing the Prince's hands and jumping up and down excitedly."Oh... oh no..." Sylvie gasps as she hold her hands to her face. "Reinhold's sword isn't magical, and that's one of the Sealed Kings, I don't even-""He'll win," Luciana says, biting her lip. "You may not trust in Reinhold's skill, but -I- do," she glares at Sylvie. "He's going to win this... I just know it...""Kh..." Takamaru scowls. "So that's how he... damn, if I'd realized it sooner, I could have warned him...">[4/7]
>>29650210We really don't, arch will be going to bed before this thread 404s, so a new thread would just clog the board up.
>>29650188i don't understand
>>29650218Then they hear our pun
>>29650218>Karel squeals>squealsConfirmed for girl.
>>29650218>"OHMYGODEMILIOLOOKHEHASASEALEDKINGOHSHITTHISISAMAZING!!!" Karel squeals as he rises from his seat as well, grabbing the Prince's hands and jumping up and down excitedly.I think Monique might be right.
>>29650188kekakku intensifies
>>29650218"Be careful out there, Reinhold. Monique's sword is one of the most strongest artifacts ever created."
>>29650218>Everyone amazed>HOLY SHIT>FUCKING SEALED KING>DID YOU FUCKING SEE THAT?>IT'S A FUCKING SEALED KING>Reinhold makes a pun about it.
>>29650218Jesus Karel what are you doing that isn't helping your "I'm totally a guy" case at all.
>>29650215Come on man, Arch knows his moonrunes.I'm just laughing at the fact the fact one the compounds that came up literally had REVENGE.
>>29650218Ignoring the others around her (and it looks like Monique is talking as well, but who cares about that), the only thing Marianne can think about is how sick she feels right now. That idiot has a Sealed King, and she practically -told- Reinhold to go and fight him... and she even taunted him, to boot!"Don't worry, I'm sure Reinhold'll win this," Reya says from his seat behind the Princess. "He was even able to break through my Celestial Nail with a practice sword, he'll figure out some way to beat him.""I don't know..." Mairanne mumbles.And then she sees that Reinhold's about to talk. Maybe his sword's got some type of enchantment on it that he's about to reveal!?"Setsuranka!" Reinhold shouts. "ICE to meet you!".................."Oh my god he did not just say that-" Marianne mumbles as she sinks as deep into her chair as she possibly can. Dear god, he's even DUMBER than she thought, making a moronic pun at a time like this...>[5/7]
>>29650218>And Setsuranka, of all of them!?this implies setsuranka is special in some way, is it the one volker died foralso, can i please get the name of the first sealed king of light please
>>29650218>dat Carol showing herself
>>29650237>>29650236I thought it was pretty obvious.
>>29650218>Monique becomes the one everyone wants to fuck
>>29650218>[4/7]
>>29650235I honestly want to see everybodys reaction to our pun.
>>29650218Truly a great teacher in cool manliness that Karel
Rolled 4>>29650254LIFE STATUS: COMPLETEFUCK I WISH I COULD UPLOAD PICTURES
>>29650254YESYES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSIT HAS REACHED HER
>>29650254>laughing reactionface.gif
>>29650254That idiotic charm and confidence/lack of fear will get to her, you'll see.
Welp, I would honestly be okay with us losing now, in fact if he broke our sword that would only make things cooler
>>29650254My sides have left this universe.
>>29650254She has to admit, there's no way Monique expected this response. We managed to throw him off balance with nothing but a terrible pun.
>>29650254God I hope Reinhold has the proudest fucking look on his face right now. Like "That is the most clever thing anyone could have ever conceived upon to say in this situation" smug
>>29650256It's known for driving its wielders insane.
>>29650254>Oh my god, I sent Reinhold against a sealed ki->[Reinhold Intensifies]>Guilt dissapears
>>29650260>becomes
>>29650254reactionimage.jpg
>>29650256o fuck it was the blacksmiths waifu
>>29650280Nobody will give 'Holdy the cold shoulder if he has his sword broken by a Sealed King.
>>29650254Ohgodmyballs.jpg
>>29650254She is so gonna friendzone us forever after this, we're just too lame to be in the same room as her
>>29650260He already was. It's only our personal little flower garden that doesn't.
>>29650218god monique is going to have a 3-way everyday now...
>>29650294If we lose at this point no one in the audience is really going to blame us for it. We put up a damn good fight and lost to an artifact weapon.But if we win, if we win Reinhold shall be a legend.
>>29650298It's only lame if we lose.
>>29650298Nah, she likes guys with balls.Reinhold's are so large he just made a pun about a fucking sealed king...
>>29650302>>29650301the women will break him for us
>>29650285Don't let anyone tell you we don't know how to keep our charge in a good mood.
>>29650283Lol I'm with you.
>>29650298I think Thierri will fucking love us and give his blessing to us.
>>29650292that one was broken, and water i think
>>29650256name of the first sealed king of light pleaseIt's named L.E.D.
>>29650305Only if we lose like a bitch. Losing against a sealed king is no shame, if we comport ourself well.
>>29650304I want 20's to break the sword.Dice gods, heed us.
So...Y'all niggas better bust out the triple consecutive 20s for this.
>>29650310>everybody is surprised/weirded/disappointed by the pun>crowd is silent>Thierri breaks out in laughter
>>29650292I would think it would be metal. That's why it's possible to break. You can't really break pure magic.
It is good we could help him break the ice.
>>29650283He totally does. He honestly thinks that he just said the cleverest thing in the world, and in a strange way he might be right. There's nothing that expresses the utter lack of fucks he gives about Monique having a Sealed King better than a bad pun. He's just looking forward to it being an interesting fight.
>>29650294>Monique wins>everyone "oh my god Reinhold you went against a Sealed King you're so brave">[monique intensifies]>>29650298You can't be courageous without some stupidity.
>>29650254Youre going to make me drown my keyboard in these tears archelon. Too much laughing
>>29650323True, but it makes our pun rrather lame if we lose. If we win, however, the pun was just a prelude to badassery.
>>29650334>You can't really break pure magic.not with that attitude
>Final charge, both sides wounded. All in.>REEEEEIIINNNHOOOLLLLDDDD.>SEEETTTTSUUURAAANNKKAAA.>Even near death, we shall never acknowledge monique.
>>29650324Three twenties probably will.
Rolled 7>>29650355Warm up the dice, gentlemen.
>>29650352>Final charge, both sides wounded. All in.>REEEEEIIINNNHOOOLLLLDDDD.>MONIIIIIIIIIIIIIIQUEEEEE IS A GIRL'S NAME
Wait... if we were playing the voice of the sword... does that mean that the sword likes ice puns?
Rolled 12>>29650324>We proceed to roll 3 1's
>>29650334his waifu was water
Rolled 19, 2, 14, 1, 19, 3, 14, 10, 19, 8, 16, 1 = 126>>29650362
>fight continues after the pun>Reinhold still outskills Monique>but DAT SWORD>Volker's sword breaks>on the brink of defeat and possible death, Reinhold brings out the ultimate pun>its sheer punnitude reaches Creation and Sol Invictus>Reinhold recieves a Solar Exaltation
>>29650369>1, 1, 2AAAAAAAAAA
>>29650369>Two 1sDOOM.DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM
>>29650369Okay stop, this probably gives us a 20 next.
Making offerings to the dice gods
>>29650326win or loose next match, won't matter.
Rolled 1>>29650362Warm ain't gonna cut it we need the dice scorching hot.
Rolled 13, 5, 4, 8, 4, 18, 18 = 70>>29650369>>29650374Hey man... chill!
>>29650369THank god you ironed out all those ones.
>>29650366We were playing the voice of the sword from Monique's POV only, dummy.
>>29650366/tg/ was the sword's voice.../tg/ loves puns...ergo, the sword loves puns. I think we just made a friend.
so can we bite it in half now?
Rolled 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1, 1 = 24>>29650390
>>29650373You only get a Solar shard if you face it down and win.Chances are 'holdy's in for an abyssal or infernal shard.
Rolled 5>>29650389Where the fuck did the 20s go?
Rolled 1I offer my firstborn to the dice gods!
>>29650369>>29650388>HorrifiedLolis.png
>>29650381I OFFER MY VIRGINITYnot that it has any value..
Rolled 15>>29650406Well. That firstborn wasn't worth much, was it?
>>29650401Deus XD: Humour Revolutionoriginal work man, would ironically shitpost in response again 13/10 bretty gud
>>29650406>>29650388>[WORRY INTENSIFIES]
>>29650406They apparently don't want it.
Rolled 15>>29650406Well, fuck.
guys....like seriously.
Rolled 15>>29650406>Bribing the dice godsThey respect strength, anon.Tell them to go fuck themselves.
>>29650406You don't actually have a firstborn, do you?
>>29650369>>29650388>>29650406So unbelievable fucked.
Rolled 19>>29650414They know I'll never have children...
Rolled 2>>29650388maybe we need freezing ice dice
>>29650406They knew you'd never have one
Rolled 10>>29650421I always liked chastity myself. She has gigantic tits.
>>29650402What about Alchemical? The whole "I won't let him win!" thing?
>>29650254>Elena"Reinhold is sooooooo cooool."
Rolled 7Will the dice gods accept my imouto as tribute?
Man I kinda want Monique to charge with a quick attack and Rein just smack the sword out of his hand.
Rolled 19>>29650434ROOM TEMPERATURE, HO!
Rolled 12>>29650424Go fuck yourself, dice gods!
>>29650441He's not a robot living inside a larger robot, so...no.
Rolled 4>>29650429Seems like honesty improves the rolls.
Rolled 17>>29650388>>29650434Ok hot and cold dice aren't working how about metal dice?
>>29650254<Ha, let's see how that bastard reacts to knowing that he's up against both you and I, Setsuranka!> Monique thinks to himself.<Are you sure that you really should have revealed that you are my master in a place like this?> Setsuranka asks, concerned about her master's slighthly... fragile mental state.<It is true that I had wanted to do so in a more... heroic fashion, saving a princess from bandits or fending off an oncoming army with none save you helping me, I believe that this is a suitable time to do it,> Monique replies. <And besides, just look at his expression! That smile... he's surely about to lose his mind!>"Hahaha, PERFECT!" the impetuous bastard says, mad grin on your face. "Holy crap, I never would've expected this!""Ah, so you've lost your mind from the fear you feel upon learning just who it is that you face?" Monique asks, running a hand through his hair."Setsuranka!" he shouts, ignoring Monique's taunt. "ICE to meet you!"<Wh... what?> Setsuranka stamers. If she still had a body, she'd likely fall over from the sheer impact of such a lame joke. <Did he actually just say...>"Dear God..." Monique gasps. "You are a far greater fool than I had thought, Reinhold...">[6/7]
Rolled 2>>29650455Aluminium.
>>29650448On 3 20s, Demonbane's leg steps on Monique
Rolled 12>>29650447You don't have a little sister, do you?
Rolled 1>>29650456>Coryinthehouse15.jpg
>>29650456Well he took that way better than I expected
Rolled 13>>29650456Setsuranka best girl
>>29650456Well, here is your sword waifu, sword-fags. Enjoy.
>>29650456>she'd likely fall over from the sheer impact of such a lame jokeCRITICAL HITcaptcha: combustion gettold
>>29650456so if we break her does she die or get unsealed
>>29650456REINHOLD JUST WAIFUED MONIQUES WAIFU.
Rolled 6>>29650462I do, but I guess they're not pleased with her as a tribute. That's okay, I rather like her and will happily keep her.They can have my older brother, though. He revels in causing pain as much as they do, maybe he'll fit in better.
>>29650482WE FOUND HER WEAKNESS, THE PUNS WILL SHATTER HER WILL TO FIGHT!
>>29650456>We're no longer playing as the sword(´;ω;`)
Rolled 15>>29650480Now Reinhold must have her.
>>29650456Good job Reinhold! You've thrown them off their game, now is the time to strike!
>>29650480But she's already got Monique. We couldn't do that to our rival, that's a strict violation of bro-code.
>>29650488Oh my damn yes
>>29650486I'd like to imagine painfully unsealed into a form weak like it hasn't stretched its muscles in several millennium
>>29650480>Sword route is netori routeArchelon, you monster...
Rolled 5>>29650496Time to ntr monique with the sword waifu
Rolled 4I OFFER MY HALF-CHEWED PENCIL TO THE DICE GODS.
>>29650496bro code only applies to bros
Welp.There goes my idea to run a quest where it's revealed a couple dozen threads later that /tg/ was playing the sword and not the dude.Oh well.
>>29650491(|||❛︵❛.)
>>29650488Ah yes... the final straw to break Monique NTR'ing his sword.
>>29650496Monique's going to go on adventure to look for fluffy tailed waifus with his brother, the sword is merely his bro
Rolled 16>>29650514You could have done it anyway, now if you run a quest where the MC has any kind of magical item everyone's going to know who they're really playing as.
>>29650517>Break his sword>Break his spirit>Break another sword>Break his heart
>>29650514Make us their left shoe or something
>>29650496you're right anon... that would be a violation...LET US WAIFU THAT CODE THEN AND CHANGE IT
Rolled 3>>29650522Then he won't mind if Reinhold romances the sword.Also, we're close to 1600 posts
>>29650512No you fool, bro-code applies equally to rivals as well. Even if your opponent is not a bro, you must follow bro-code or else the entire underpinnings of the bro way of life will be destroyed.You can't just pick and choose when to be bro.
>>29650522Quick start thinking of fluffy tail puns!
Rolled 12>>29650535Its amazing, isn't it?
>>29650456A hush falls over the crowd from the lame joke. Reinhold is the first to speak up..."Don't tell me I need to be the one to break the ice"
We're still only on page 8.Lets try to hit 2000 posts!
>>29650516>>29650491If this means we can waifu the sword, so be it.(￣^￣)
>>29650546PLS THIS
>>29650542Is that your tail, or are you just happy to see me?
>>29650456>grand elemental king>calls monique "master"is she just humoring him so she doesn't wind up in a vault somewhere, cause i can't see an elemental king calling a lowly human master
Rolled 9>>29650546I'm pretty sure the silence will be broken by Aquaman laughing.
>>29650530Have to do the classic ntr stuff. Swinging the sword around infront of him etc.
Rolled 13>>29650546>Monique commits sudoku so he doesn't have to hear another pun
>>29650546make it so>capcha>mewling somewhat
>>29650550Since it's the wee hours of morning, we're gonna stay here a long time.
Rolled 12>>29650563Stockholme syndrome is a hell of a drug.
>>29650546he just loves losing points as fast as he gets him doesn't he?
>>29650563Maybe she's just a really mellow grand elemental king.
>>29650456When Monique starts mashing C for his distortion drive, I want Reinhold to do something like this. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=np_5BHmaSI4
>>29650563It's a bad translation. Should be "wielder".
>>29650563She's a sword and she knows it.Sword needs somebody to wield it nigga.He's the master in that her awesome powers will topple emperors from their thrones or kill puppies according to his whims.
Rolled 12>>29650568>Oh wow he swings so hard compared to you Monique
>>29650456I vote we NTR the sword from Monique
GUYS does this mean we were girls all along?
>>29650596"After being wielded by a master of the Eschenwald style I can never go back to eastern bladework."
>>29650609Yes.
>>29650596>his technique is absolutely wonderful, just look at his footwork
Rolled 8>>29650609>We were being waifued by Monique
Rolled 1>>29650606Agreed
>>29650609Of course~>>29650617>not wanting to be monique's waifu
>>29650596>>29650612>>29650615Bueno
>>29650612"I'm slicing! Slicing! Oh gods, yes! I'm slicing with both edges!"
Rolled 13>>29650480no, she is not for us, the metal element sealed king though... we shall sire many a child with her
>>29650456>[7/7]"Making a moronic pun like that in the face of one who is older than this very kingdom..." Monique says, his ragged voice straining to its limit. "But no matter, this is it for you!" he shouts as he readies his sword. "Only one of the Sealed Kings has e er been destroyed, and it took the full power of Alsiradna himself to do so! Now prepare yourself, REINHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!"Taking a deep breath to steady your nerves, you assume a low stance... but then the announcer steps between the two of you."Umm... while the reveal that you're the master of one of the Sealed Kings is truly a historic event, I'm not quite sure that it's permitted to use one in a duel..." the announcer says."Hold your tongue," Monique replies curtly. "The dueling rules created by MY great-grandfather specifically specify that magical swords -are- allowed, so long as they only use attack spells. And since Setsuranka's element is Ice, the restriction against Lightning is of no concern.""I suppose you have a point, but it's not exactly fair-" the announcer stammers, but he's cut off by the roaring booing that's coming from the crowd."My opponent is a fool who made a moronic pun upon learning who he faces," Monique says, pointing his sword at you. "He clearly doesn't even care about the danger he faces... if he even understands what a Sealed King is. Now step aside so that we can finish this fight, once and for all!"With the crowd cheering as loud as it is, the announcer's practically forced to go along with Monique's demand."Very well..." he says as he backs away from the two of you. "...RESUME THE DUEL!">roll 1d20
The fucking ones. Keep em coming. Gonna excise this cancer before it can do real damage.
Rolled 10>>29650629We don't know if that one's female.
Rolled 11>>29650632So as I pray...
Rolled 19>>29650632YOU CANNOT KILL THE METAL!
Rolled 9>>29650632
Rolled 2>>29650632
Rolled 8>>29650632bite in half
>>29650644Apparently.
>>29650644No you cannot.
Rolled 1>>29650632
>>29650644You beautiful motherfucker.
>>29650632
Rolled 15>>29650638>>29650639>>29650644Too close.
>>29650644Probably a success
>>29650644You done good.This deserves another pun.
Rolled 14>>29650632Rolling.
>>29650644Fucking metal.
]>>29650644METAL CONFIRMED inb4 base DC of 20
Rolled 6>>29650644gentlemen, we know who to pray to, quickly, start playing heavy/death metalALL HAIL THE METAL
I'm on the edge of my seat, i can't stop shaking and i feel coldTHE HYPE IS TOO MUCH FOR ME TO HANDLE
>>29650644>The DC is 20
>>29650661"Man, I can't believe how COOL this is."
>>29650644Guess he shouldn't have lost his cool.
>>29650644WE NEED TO MAKE A PUN
>>29650668Nah, archelon wouldn't do something stupid like that.l Takes all the enjoyment out of a scene. He might as well not even have us roll.
Archelon, you better be listening to RULES OF NATURE while writing the next update.
>>29650644You... so many ways are you awesome! I kinda want Rein to yell this too..
Rolled 10>>29650682>>29650681>>29650680Either of these will do.
Chill guys, we got this
Rolled 8>>29650689Archelon will use that phrase, I'm sure.
>>29650632So, Is Thierri pissing himself with laughter right about now?
>>29650685That sword can solo armies, having a DC of 20 to win wouldn't be ridiculous at all
>>29650680Continue the assault.UNLIMITED PUN WORKS!
Rolled 6>>29650702>>29650632I'm also curious, arch, can you please tell us what was Aquaman's reaction?
>>29650632should we ask setsuranka whether she'd be upset at being broken?
>>29650711It'll be mentioned sooner or later.
>>29650632"I know exactly what I'm fighting Monique. I'm fighting you, not some sword."The only advantage we might have over Monique is in raw swordsmanship that we've honed by spending most of our life training. Also, brute force. We have more of that than him, so we need to take as much advantage of it as possible.He's still wielding a sword, we just need to not be where it swings. It still has mass, so we beat it aside and get up close to him, don't let him pull any magic bullshit with it, just get in his face and don't back off no matter what. Get in closer than he can comfortably use his sword and cause as much damage as possible.He still uses his hand to hold the blade, so once we get in close grab that his hand, don't even let him swing, grab onto it with all our strength and hit him with whatever we can, pommel, crossguard, feet, hands, knees, headbutt him. Do not give up, ignore the pain of whatever he hits us with, just keep on attacking until either he goes down or we do.
Rolled 1>>29650712O-oh my
Rolled 3>>29650712"Would you be cool with being broken?""Would we still be chill if I broke you?"
>>29650712We should instead enjoy that it takes a lot more than we can throw out to break his sword. We can go full bastardization of a bastardization
>>29650720this is good.
>>29650725No holding back!
>>29650673http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=odd_tToY7tUMONIQUE TRIED TO KILL THE METALBUT HE FAILEDAND WAS STRICKEN DOWN TO THE GROUND
>>29650725.>We go beyond Full Bastardization>Giga Bastardize Maximum
>>29650644I don't reckon we can beat a sealed king without a crit though.
>>29650720Yarp, or disarm him. Enemy cannot swing a sword if you disable his hand.
>>29650712She's not going to break, don't even bring it up.But we don't have to hold back the slightest bit right now. Every bit of hesitation we have, any worry we have about breaking his sword, it's now gone. We can go full retard strength on him.
>>29650725>>29650729No Reinholding back!
Rolled 1>>29650730STOP FUCKING USING STRICKEN
>>29650720This.Basically we are Raiden and Monique is Senator Armstrong. We should be stomped on paper, but victory is still possible.Nanonma- I mean, Sealed Kings aren't exactly an "I WIN" button thought they pretty much are.
>>29650708It is, foremost, a game. Its attack magics are limited due to rules.This is still mostly a determinant of skill.There was no way this could be avoided.Suffice to say, putting us in an unwinnable battle (which is what that is) is basically dickwaving, which isn't something archelon does.I meant what I said. He might as well not even ask for rolls if thats how it is.
>>29650741STRICKEN CHICKEN.
>>29650741Wassa matter, you been stricken with rage?
>swing hard>gets blocked>manage to chip set but not break her>she makes us take responsibility for being thhe first to damage her
>>29650723In all seriousness though, we aren't breaking a Sealed King. If we beat him here it'll be through superior technical skill or not at all, not because his weapon shatters.
Rolled 13>>29650751>>29650752I WILL FUCKING ROLL A 1 NEXT ROUND IF YOU KEEP THIS SHIT UP
>>29650741CHIKEN THENHE WAS CHICKEN OUT TOO THE GROUND
>>29650756I don't know if I want to be her first.That's not something to take lightly.
So what would the elemental power of a steel element sealed king be?
Rolled 11>>29650756First to damage her eh?Would she be used goods then, only usable by.... Reinhold.
>>29650730>not posting Tenacious DWhat the hell was that crap.
>>29650762YOU WONT, YOU'RE STRICKEN BY LUCK.
>>29650767METAL
Rolled 4>>29650773I'LL SHOW YOU FUCKING LUCK
>>29650742Funnily enough he's the fast guy with a sharp sword, like Raiden, and my suggestion was to drag him kicking and screaming into a brawl and not let him keep this as a sword fight to make full advantage of our superior physique, like Armstrong.
i feel her affinity is more on magic and not augmentation of strength, so rein still has a chance albeit very low
>>29650761We're not winning this. And that's fine, there's no shame in losing to a sealed king. We'll just have to train harder and fight him again with the full power of the Eschenwald school plus whatever style it is Arnaud teaches.
>>29650771It could be worse, anon.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6niPi3QoPdQ
>>29650771http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db7CNgfbm-oTheme of the thread
>>29650782We'll survive for more than a secondwe are a god
Rolled 18>>29650782NEVER GIVE UP!
>>29650771Wasn't a bad song per say but I expected Tenacious D as well.
>>29650767It's even more unbreakabler than the others. And sharper.
Page 10 soon
>>29650783>>29650784http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rog8ou-ZepEcum on steppe it up
So our sword is broken, and we put Tina into the shattered blade and make a new sealed king?
>>29650780Yeah, but I was referring to the difference in power as opposed to fighting style. Would like to see an omake of Rein punting Monique like Armstrong did though.
"Jeez Monique, I know you're upset but cool off a bit will you?"
>>29650793>per say. . .
>>29650632PAGE 9, LET'S KEEP THE HAPPENING TRAIN ROLLING
Rolled 5>>29650801It'll start to break mid-duel, only for Tina to repair it.
>>29650784That's more like it.>>29650783What's that, some kinda black noise?
>>29650796We just now slipped to 9 after being on 8 for nearly a thousand posts.>>29650801Except it wouldn't be sealed and Tina was never a king.
>>29650814REINHANDER IS BORN! THE KINGMAKER!
>>29650805Some folks are bad at Latin.
>>29650767I'd wager it either summons more swords (either as projectiles or having them suddenly explode out of the scenery), or it's based around augmenting the wielder's body.
>>29650814Or, better than kings... Gods!
>>29650812Yes.
>>29650767Gate of Babylon
>>29650801Well it wouldn't be a Sealed King, that refers specifically to the original batch of swords created from the Old Kings.I liked the name another anon posted earlier for such a creation: False Queen.
>>29650806>2 threads>more that 3k postsALL THIS WAIT WAS WORTH ITLET US DO THIS THING
>>29650819Turns your body into based SWORDS
>>29650822Yeah, well, whatever suits you man. I don't get noise in general, hurts my head.
>>29650824DEATH TO THE ENEMIES OF THE FALSE EMPEROR!
>>29650831Alpha Legion plz go.
>>29650824I'm glad you like it, but>inb4 it isn't actually sentient>inb4 it's male and pissed we called it a queen>inb4 it's male and is hard gay and accepts the Queen title with pride
>>29650829Ditto. My point was that it's not that hard to find shit that is unbearable to listen to. You don't know bad until you hear a black noise song or two.
Rolled 6We passed the 1700 mark...
>>29650818>2767 AUC>Being bad at Latin
1700 POSTS
>>29650836Fuck the one time I have an excuse to post the hard gay image and we reached image cap.
Rolled 12>>29650842I know! Its amazing, isn't it?!
BGM:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjxfSnwiVg"Let's show this fool your true power, SETSURANKAAAAAA!!!!!" Monique screams as he dashes towards you at full speed, his sword trailing behind him......and you can definitely see a line of ice forming from its edge as you run. Reading Monique's movements, you dodge to the side just as his sword comes crashing to the ground... and a massive shockwave of ice explodes from where it lands."So you dodged my attack," Monique says, chuckling to himself. "But no matter, there's plenty more where that came from!!" he shouts as he swings his sword at you, sending a huge blade of-"Shit!" you exclaim as you frantically dodge to the side just in time to avoid getting trapped in a large......wall of ice...Fucking hell, you know exactly what he's up to! He's trying to box you in with his ice attacks since the ice from them lingers afterwards. But that's not going to work. Leaning against the wall of ice, you wait until Monique comes dashing in, dodging at the last minute, and...SHUNKThe sheer force of Monique's stab causes it to be embedded pretty deeply into the ice... time to end this!SLICEA hole in the ide seems to open up on its own to free Setsuranka, but not quickly enough for Monique to avoid a sword slice to the thigh."Finding it hard to keep your COOL, Monique?" you ask.>roll 1d20
>>29650767All components of the sword are a single piece of metalThe grip is, unlike metal should be; at a perfectly comfortable temperature at all times.BASED METAL
Rolled 4>>29650852ROLL FOR METAL POWER
>1700"You could show up with the entire set of Alsiradna's favorite toothpicks, I'd steel be cooler than you."
Rolled 8>>29650852
Rolled 3>>29650852
Rolled 4>>29650852
Rolled 2>>29650852
>>29650852I fucking knew you would use that theme at some point.
Rolled 11>>29650852
>>29650857>>29650858>>29650855Fuck..
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Welp, it was fun while it lasted.
Rolled 1>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858FUCK
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Shit
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Damn. That's not good.
>>29650857>>29650858>>29650859We're in hot water, guys.
Rolled 1>>29650858>>29650857>>29650855fail
>>29650852Thierri POV pls.
You clowns blew it!
>>29650855>>29650857>>296508584,8,3>reactionimage.jpg
Well at least no critfailincoming reversal.
Rolled 12>>29650852>"Finding it hard to keep your COOL, Monique?" you ask.
>>29650852Even if we fail we still need to pun out.
>>29650875>>29650869>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858CUMCHUGGING NIGGERTITS
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Oh god..>>29650869>>29650875HUE HUE HUEtears
>>29650878we may not lose yet, that wasn't a crit fail
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Ice meeting you, Reinhold
>>29650873>>29650872>>29650871>>29650868>>29650869>>29650867Guys... CHILL.
We can still recover from this
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Hey, we got a hit in on the wielder if a sealed king. Even if he incapacitates us here, it was a good fight.But I hope we're able to trade a couple more blows first.
Rolled 12>>29650875>>29650873>>29650872>>29650871>>29650879Guys, we won a part, now he manages to hit us a bit.Doesn't mean we lose, maybe.
>>29650852>BGM:>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjxfSnwiVg>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858Oh shit his theme music activated, no wonder we failed.
Rolled 18We're fucked
>Monique shatters Reinhold's sword>He must use the crystal sword>Crystal sword that gains energy from magic against legendary magical sword>Fuck yeah, crystal sword rocks
Answering some questions:The first Sealed King's name is to be disclosed at a later time.Thierri thinks that Reinhold's FUCKING LAME jokes are the most hilarious thing ever, and the baby's laughing from hearing him laugh.Everyone else in the Royal Box wants to smack him for having such a terrible sense of humor, though.
>>29650852HOW MANY TIMES DO WE GOTTA CUT DIS DUDE 'FORE HE LOSES ARCH
Rolled 5>>29650892Our rolls have been SHIT for the past hour or so, though.
>>29650852Well, hopefully this won't kill us.Note to self, use more dirty tricks. Jam our sword into the ground and use it as a level to throw dirt into Monique's eyes, get close and grab his sword hand and then headbutt him and knee him in the balls. Don't let any sense of honorable combat hold us back, aside from the trying to not kill him.
Don't worry as long as we keep our cool everything will be fine.
>>29650895'Man we're in the middle of Sibera! What are the odds of a blizzard?'
Rolled 9>>29650896ICE CARICE CARICE CAR
Rolled 20>>29650900Heee
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>29650899My SCIENCE is seriously acting up now. Damn it anon stop giving me terrible ideas.
Rolled 8>>29650852we must ansower to Monique on the same level!THIS SWORD OF OURS GLOW WITH AN AWESONE POWER
Rolled 6>>29650909Is our luck finally turning around?
>>29650909I have no mouth, and yet I must scream.
Rolled 6>>29650900Are we gunna die??
>>29650896Clearly this needs to be Reinhold's BGM:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yCmTJVew_tY
>>29650895He has the sealed king of ice. It's gonna be like the time we crit-failed a dance.In that we'll get iced, that is, not he part with the peaches. At least, so I would assume.
>>29650900Can we marry the king?Like seriously, if we can't have Marie, then I'd gladly have him
>>29650900Even Gregory? I kinda thought he would find it funny too.
>>29650900Thank you, archelon, for demonstrating to these mopey-ass motherfuckers that this is NOT in fact unwinnable.
GUYSMonique can't freeze us if we're ON FIRE
Rolled 18>>29650900I knew it!Thierri will be the best father-in-law>>29650909Dat roll
>>29650909WHERE WERE YOU WHEN WE NEEDED IT
>>29650899Oh... Oh god! Nikelausen knew Monique's sword was a Sealed King. This was all a ploy to harness it's energy!
>>29650907Quick Reinhold, block it and follow up with an Inferno Divider combo!
Rolled 3We're even, guys.We've both taken two hits.Chill the fuck out.
>>29650900>The first Sealed King's name is to be disclosed at a later time.that means it's important, just like the planet's ring
>>29650900We need to spend more time with Aquaman, seriously.
>>29650900>whoever wins>Aquaman descends>WHAT A GREAT MATCH, IT SENT CHILLS DOWN MY SPINE>Aquaman and Reinhold clasp arms and march out of the arena
Rolled 16>>29650900SHUT UP AND KEEP WRITING
>>29650916Nope.
>>29650934A hit from a normal sword is less than a hit from a sealed king.
>>29650934Actually Monique took three hits.
Rolled 12>>29650931>Niklaus starts mass-producing Sealed Kings
>>29650919It's the only song that can save us.
Rolled 13>>29650930Eating chocolate.
>>29650934didn't we hit him 3 times now?
Rolled 8>>29650933All my blazblue images are useless with the image limit
>>29650941Hey man chill we get hit once. We just need to come back from it and break the ice with the good rolls again.
>>29650940Yes.Yes.Yes.Per say
>>29650855>>29650857>>29650858HAPPENING REACHING CRITICAL LEVELSIT CANNOT BE STOPPED, IT CANNOT BE CONTAINEDBREAKDOWN IMMINENT>yfw critical failures ends up with our sword shattering, catalyst for Tina's awakening, duel resumes as we pit our wills against an ancient magical sword
Rolled 17>>29650956The duel is to submission, not first to three
>losing with a fucking Sealed King in his handHow mad is Monique going to be if this happens to him?
Rolled 2threads reaching 1800 postsHoly fucking shit guys
>>29650954CHOOOOOOOOCOOOOOOOOOLAAAAAAAAATEEEEEEEEEEEEEseriously though stop rolling if its already over.
Rolled 10>>29650973Mad enough to use his special move
>>29650919Reinhold is in no way suave enough to be allowed to have Trombe as his theme.Maybe if he learns how to cook something other than cakes.
>>29650973Freeze the entire stadium in rage mad probably.
>>29650961>Per say(ಠ益ಠ)
Rolled 4>>29650979I can't :( Everytime I try changing the email field firefox crashes
>>29650940>>29650961> Everyone admonishes us for our terrible sense of humor.> "Man, I didn't think I'd have such a COLD reception after facing a sealed king"> Groans everywhere.
>>29650976Oddly enough the last time I saw this happen was in Bleach Quest.During the fight with Snow Midget.Funny how that works.
>>29650973i think he'll shut down
C-can we cast Boost?
>>29650981>No Trombe overrideI'm saddened by this
>>29650995No
>>29650995Against the rules. As much as I'd like to.
Rolled 18>>29650995No casting
>>29650981Time to take baking lessons
>>29650973the post after the next update would be the final one.we will see.
Rolled 9>>29650997Maybe if we get three 20s?
This is super hype and all but:Shouldn't we be making a newthread before this gets pushed off though?
>>29650990>"Geez, you guys don't have to be so frosty.">Reinhold so proud of victory he tries to say as many ice puns as he can for the rest of the week.
>>29650995Not allowed, and we told Sylvie it was only for emergencies, this would be breaking our word.
Rolled 11>>29651012We're on page 9 and it's 11:48PM, we're fine for a while longer.
Rolled 14>>29651012After 2000 replies, sure.
>>29651018Getting wailed on by a Sealed King isn't an emergency?
>>29651018Well to be completely fair if it was allowed I think this would be considered an emergency.
Rolled 6>>29651025We're (probably) not at risk of dying or anything.
>>29651012We're on page 9. We spent nearly a thousand posts on page eight. At this time of night, 404 isn't an imminent threat.
>>29650981do to our lame jokes I vote that this becaume Rein's themehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8SnyemvylI
>>29651025Not at all
>>29651012last 2 or 3 post no need.
After we kick his ass, we should tell him he's wasting is talents trying to up us or climb his ladder.Have Arnaud encourage him to be an adventurer.
Rolled 10>>29651025It's against the duelling rules either way.
>>29651032>do toQuit trying to troll the per say autists.
>>29651012We've got time probably. This is one of the slowest times of the day for /tg/.If a QM is particularly ballsy they can ride a thread to the very bottom of page 10 during this timeslot, and we've already archived so we're good.
"YOU STOP IT WITH THOSE GODDAMNED PUNS!!!!" Monique screams as he creates an ice wall behind him and then does a backflip, using the propulsion from rebounding off the wall to launch himself at you. Not having expected this, you scramble to the side just in time to avoid getting stabbed through the lung...SMACKAnticipating your actions, Monique dissolves the other ice walls and forms one riiiight where you were trying to dodge, sending you crashing shoulder-first THROUGH it.Oh dear god you think your collar bone is broken.Unable to help but let out a scream of pain, you do your best to get free of the ice around you......just in time to see Monique charging towards you! Pulling your sword to the ready, it's easily parried by Monique, sliding to the side..."GYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!"...and going right through your right hand.It's not your sword hand, but oh god it hurts everything hurts."No more stupid jokes, I take it?" Monique taunts as you do your best to create some distance between the two of you.>roll 1d20
>>29651025pshh it's just a minor scratch.
Rolled 2>>29651046THE METAL WILL LIVE ON!
Rolled 14>>29651012I am responding for the sole purpose of increasing the post count.
Rolled 13>>29651046
Rolled 6>>29651046AAAAAAAAA
Rolled 6>>29651034you think this is almost over?HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Rolled 19>>29651046FEAR THE METAL
Rolled 8>>29651046
Rolled 14>>29651046Please
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRH-Ywpz1_ITime to unleash your inner Mr. Freeze, Reinhold.
>>29651041That wasn't me but, I wel come the help in doin so.
>>29651034>last 2 or 3 post>assuming
Rolled 5>>29651054>>29651055>>29651056FUCK IS THAT A SUCCESS OR WHAT?
>>29651055...Could be worse I guess.
>>29651046"Dont worry, I'm cool to go."
Rolled 16>>29651046I'll just ice it and I'll be good.
>>29651068MAYBE? I DON'T KNOW
>>29651059WHY ARE YOU SO SLOW
Rolled 16>>29651046Don't worry I'll just put some ice on it later.
Rolled 19>>29651046I very much doubt we can reattach the part of our hand we are missing with healing grace
Monique thinking he's some hot fucking shit using an enchanted sword, what the hell.He's lost it.
Rolled 2>>29651055OH YOU ABSOLUTE CUNT WE ARE FUCKED
>>29651046"You really need to chill out".
>>29651046Don't worry Monique I've still got a cool head
>>29651046"No need for such a frigid temperament Monique!"
BREAK OUR SWORD, MONIQUEDO IT DO IT DO IT
>>29651072This.
>>29651041I'm tired and make a mistake chill out anon>>29651036might be a good idea
>>29651046"What? Too COOL for puns?"
>>29651079It's cool, there's trained medical professionals around.
>>29651046"Aughhsdaghsdaghshityasdhgsadhgasdghfuck-"
>>29651055>>29651058yes it is now.
>>29651046>rein's left handedinteresting
>>29651046Why would we try to make distance? We want to be up close. We should've grabbed onto that sword with everything we had and bashed his face in. It was our best chance.Don't fight fair, put our sword in the ground and throw dirt into his eyes, grab onto his hand and headbutt him. We're too injured to keep on fighting a sword like that in a normal fashion. So go against what he expects of us, fight like a cornered street rat with every dirty trick at our disposal.
>>29651079He didn't cut our hand off.
Rolled 17>>29651046If he attempts to kill Rein does the duel get interrupted?More importantly, if he succeeds is he arrested/executed?
>>29651046"Maybe if your sense of humor wasn't so ICED you'd appreciate it"
Rolled 4>>29651083Fuck me.I also didn't link the 20 earlier in the thread.Fucking fuck.
>>29651055I think that we probably didn't get stabbed in the hand again, but we ain't beatin him with that.
>>29651046WE ARE COMMITTED TO THE PUNS NOW>Chill out, it'll get numb quickly in this weather.
>>29651109we rolled poorly
>>29651046"I didn't expect my puns to get such a cold reception," we grit at him through our teeth.Thanks for the anon above who provided this pun.
Rolled 13>>29651113MAYBE ARCHELON WILL TAKE PITY ON OUR AWFUL, AWFUL ROLLS AND INCLUDE IT.
>>29651109Didn't we literally read a book on dirty dueling trick sometime waaaaaaaaay back anyway
Rolled 3>>29651113Well now that you've done it twice you have to kill yourself in shame.
Rolled 20>>29651110sword went right though our hand, if its anything other than a thin bladed rapier or cavalry sabre, it took our hand with it
>>29651110His sword went through our hand while we were down and we were able to pull away. He didn't cut the whole thing off but there's got to be a pretty substantial chunk loose.
>>29651118We need to say this.
I request professional rollers for this fight. Please do it.
Rolled 8>>29651128Maybe it impaled our hand crucifixion style
>>29651124No we read a part of the book Monique's great-grandfather wrote on proper dueling etiqutte if recall correctly
>>29651118This fits.
>>29651132I... I can't use my lucky image! Damn you image limit, I'm powerless!
Rolled 6>>29651132So... Wrenloft summoning ritual?
>>29651145NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WE'RE DOOMED.
>>29651140With a katana?And then Monique politely pulled it out and let us get up again?
Rolled 5>>29651146But Wrenloft rolls 1's more often than not.
>>29651118Hehe
Rolled 13>>29651146Won't work.
>>29651055it was really fun while it lasted guys, going to sleep now knowing the results.thanks for running arch!way to go on unlocking 3k post achievement!Night gents!
>>29651146OH WRENLOFT, KING OF NAT20, OVERLORD OF TERRIBLE DIALOGUE, WINNER OF QUESTS, GRACE US WITH YOUR PRESENCE.
Rolled 8>>29651046I GUESS IT WAS OUT TURN TO GET "DIS-ARMED"
>>29651128Through the palm I assume, nothing loose.tendon damage would cause the hand's useage to be impaired without magical healingsI assume we got the best possible wound, between the fingers on the palm, his sword isn't that thick iirc.NOW WE MUST END IT LIKE MEN, TWO HANDED STROKE WITH OUR FUCKED HAND!
Rolled 4>>29651152He rolled a 20 at the end of VMQ, this is almost as important.
>>29651158UGA SHAKA UGA SHAKA UGA UGA UGA SHAKA.
Rolled 17>>29651158Hue.
>So close to 2k postsWE CAN DO IT
>>29651152Only when it doesn't much matter. When the pressure is on he busts out the 20s like a champ.
Rolled 2>>29651156Nah man, Reinhold won't die. But if we fail again then we'll probably lose and be sent into a coma.>>29651158He went to sleep a few hours ago.
Rolled 6>>29651167>Rolled 1d20: 17WHAT IF WE ALL JUST NAME OURSELVES WRENLOFT?
Rolled 11>>29651168lets go!
>>29651161NO>I WISH I HAD A MAGICAL SWORD TO GIVE ME A HAND RIGHT ABOUT NOW
So how does a fight to submission actually end, anyway?
Rolled 8>>29651152Wrenloft crits. He's a statistical anomaly, an outlier.
Rolled 3>>29651176We can only hope brother.
>>29651175Nonsense citizen, it is I, WRENLOFT, here to save the day!
Rolled 7>>29651176This actually happened in another quest.>>29651180One side either quits or is knocked out.
>>29651179WE HAVE TINA
Rolled 13>>29651176There can beonly one
Rolled 10>>29651180When one of them submits.
>>29651180When one submits, or is no longer able to act, obviously.
>>29651180When someone submits.
>>29651180One side gives up or can no longer physically fight.
>>29651180Someone submits.
Rolled 5>>29651180When a side either submits or is unable to continue
Rolled 20>>29651176That's so stupid it just might work.And if it doesn't we can always blame Wrenloft
>>29651180Can't raise sword anymore or sword to throat and the like or surrender
Rolled 12>>29651192And that one is me!
>>29651180When one side gives up, passes out, or is disqualified for some reason.Also I think Celestino could intervene and end it.
Rolled 19>>29651200BRILLIANT WORK, WRENLOFT
Rolled 4>>29651200OH FUCK
>>29651200...Well shit.
Rolled 15>>29651200WWWWWWRENLOOOOOOOFT!!!!!
Rolled 5>>29651205That one is him: >>29651200
>>29651190>>29651193>>29651194>>29651195But that's obviously never going to happen.
Rolled 9>>29651193>>29651192Improve those rolls, members of house wrenloft
Rolled 1Dice!
Rolled 6>>29651210Oh man hes gonna freak when he checks archive.
Reinhold must counter with his own theme songDoes he have his own theme song? I don't remember.
Rolled 19>>29651218WRENLOOOOOFT
Rolled 4>>29651176What could possibly go wrong?
Rolled 14>>29651217I'm sorry, Wrenloft, I will endeavour to roll higher in the future.
Rolled 16>>29651217You're disgracing the name of house Wrenloft with your puny rolls!
Rolled 20>>29651200>>29651223When Wrenloft comes back he'll have quite a surprise
>>29651216then we just break his weapon
Rolled 10>>29651218Holy fuck, thats the first one I've ever gotten.Wrenloft really is cursed!
Rolled 4>>29651229The chosen one has arrived!I'm dying here my sides.
Rolled 17>>29651229It's working!
Rolled 4>>29651229KEEP AT IT, WRENLOFT.
Rolled 14>>29651229Hahahahaha what the fuck
Rolled 20>>29651229Everything from now on depends on Wrenloft, if Reinhold dies it's Wrenloft's fault.
>all these good rolls wastedit's like farting in nobody's general direction
Rolled 14>>29651229Its gonna be awesomesauce!
Rolled 16>>29651239>>29651238>>29651237>>29651235Wrenloft stronk
Rolled 16>>29651241seriously
Rolled 13Heh, heh....Who is Wrenloft?
Rolled 13>>29651241>>29651229>>29651200>dem 20's>>29651229>mfw I've rolled two 19's in a rowIT WORKS
Rolled 6>>29651241Way to go Wrenloft!
I don't know how I feel about all these Wrenlofts.
>>29651241>>29651229>>29651200Arch this deserves something
Rolled 10>>29651247You are!
"D... don't worry..." you say as you ready your sword with your left hand, letting your right go limp. Everything hurts, but at least he didn't get your main sword hand. "...I just need to ice it and then I'll be good," you say with a weak smile.Holy shit this hurts so fucking much... but now isn't the time to give up, Monique's hurt too!"RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!" you shout, racing in with a low stance as you try and slash at Monique's legs. He simply hops out of the way though, doubling back with a WIDE slash that you instinctively duck under......and then it slashes against the edge of the arena walls before exploding into a flower of ice! Was that some kind of variant of Arctic Blade!?Doing a quick roll to the side (oh dear god this hurts so fucking much wih a broken collarbone), you scramble to your heet and rush in with another thrust...CLANGMonique bats your sword aside, and it's... what the fuck, the blade's completely encased in a thick shell of ice! Thrown off-blaance by the sudden increase of weight in your sword, you stumble forward...SHLK"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" you scream at the top of your lungs as Monique runs his sword RIGHT BETWEEN THE BONES OF YOUR FOREARM!As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword, Monique steps back and points his sword at you."Do you forfeit?" he asks. "Or shall I cut something off next time?">how do you respond?
Rolled 14>>29651200>>29651229>>29651241IT's real!
Rolled 17>>29651247What does it mean to be Wrenloft, truly?
Rolled 6>>29651255Never rolled before, but hopefully I have beginner's luck?http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WN9qirCHVxk
Rolled 19>>29651180when one says they yield, those are the magic words
Rolled 1>>29651255FUCK THAT, WE AREN'T DEAD YET. KEEP FIGHTING.
Rolled 2>>29651255FIGHT ON
Rolled 9>>29651252>Reinhold's true last name is revealed to be Wrenloft>>29651255We can't compete with dat magic-hax.We kicked his ass in a straight swordfight, I can be happy with this.
Rolled 5>>29651255Lets keep going!
>>29651255"GO, TINA!"
Rolled 5>>29651255I don't forfeit. I haven't won yet.
Rolled 14>>29651255"That.... was a.... ice hit..."Bite his sword.
Rolled 11>>29651255I forfeit. BG LAG WTF HAX BULLSHIT.
>>29651255"Yeah, you beat me. Congratulations, that was one hell of a fight."
Rolled 5>>29651255"Nope."SWORD THROW ATTAK
>>29651255I'm not going one way or the other on gambling with how willing Arch is to make us a crippleBUTIf we surrender, we surrender to the icicle.
>>29651255"You're something else, Setsuranka."
>>29651255"I think you have made your point. I yield."
>>29651255Welp, we've lost, let's quit before our body goes cold
>>29651255"One more go"
Rolled 19Do you all WANT to play Amputeehold?
Rolled 4>>29651271>ICE HITYESFUCK YES>>29651255THERE'S ONLY ONE THING WE CAN DO IN A SITUATION THIS DIRE.SWORD THROW ATTACK
>>29651263>>29651264danm it
>>29651277Arch already said you can grow limbs back.
>>29651255"Forefeit? I have not yet begun to pun!"
>>29651255We didn't even get a chance to grab onto his hand? No chance for any clever strategies? Grab onto our fucking sword. Swing it at him, knock his sword aside and tackle the miserable fucker. Then slam his sword hand into the ground, hold it there, and beat him into unconsciousness with our skull and our sword pommel. Yell like a wild fucking animal with no restraint.
>>29651255Fuck That
>>29651255"Another round."
>>29651255>>29651271Do it faggot.
>>29651255>points his sword at you.bite it and pull it from his grip, then fight like wrath did against scar in fma brotherhood
Rolled 15>>29651258>>29651263THIS. THIS IS WHAT IT MEANS.
Rolled 11>>29651255"Yeah, I forfeit. That... That... That was the most amazing match ever!"
>>29651255look at his sword and say mam that was a great fight
>>29651274>>29651284It's still a block of ice.
>>29651271Fuck yes
Rolled 13>>29651255Force Tina to spike into his throat.
Rolled 10>>29651284THISTHIS IS THE ONE AND ONLY RIGHT DECISION
>>29651271>ice hit..."THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THISAlso forfeit and congratulate him on his victory butTHIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS THIS
>>29651255ITS TIME GENTSTHOSE YEARS OF STREET FIGHTING FOR CITRINE FINALLY PAYS OFFFALCON PUNCHHHH
>>29651255"FUCK THAT SHIT, I'M HAVING FUN!"
Rolled 4>>29651255"So basically you lack confidence in yourself so much that you need a magical sword to do anything. Setsuranka is truly amazing, but you're just weak"
Rolled 16>>29651302SO THEN OUR SWORD WILL HIT HIM HARDER
Rolled 15>>29651284SWORD THROW ATTACK
>>29651287Oh shit, yeah I forgot.>I HAVN'T FROZEN OVER YET!
>>29651255"You kidding?Things are just starting to heat up!"
Rolled 20Almost two thousand replies!
>>29651271This is really badbut why not.
>>29651316Stop samefagging.
>>29651302Then it be a, Ice throw.
Rolled 3>No sword>We can't actually control Tina to any real degree>we are pinned to the ground through our arm with a sword>HURR KEEP FIGTANnah, toss it in
>>29651255"Oh god... oh god... Monique that was amazing, no one has ever sworded me that hard before, oh yessss"Then pass out.
>>29651283niklas can regrow limbs>>29651278>>29651277>If we surrender, we surrender to the icicle.don't surrender but if we do do it to sword
>>29651255Grab his sword with our wounded hand, hold it as tightly as possible, pull him towards us while launching ourself in a tackle at him. Knock him off balance, then onto the ground, and show him what it means to fight on the ground with a crazy man who seeks to bludgeon you unconscious with his own skull and whatever other body parts he can manage.
>>29651271THISpuns till the end
>>29651271Sure, without the biting part. Hanging on to our teeth is probably a good idea.
Rolled 3Good thing there wasn't a dice prompt.Also>>29651255FIGHT ON
>>29651255>>29651271This pun + Sword Throw, fuck it.
>>29651309Against the rules.
>>29651278This. Don't acknowledge Monique.
>>29651255You win. That was amazing. I hope we can fight again some day.
>>29651319PARDON ME!>*I HAVN'T FROZEN OVER YETI!PS. How tough is our bracelet
Rolled 4>>29651271Yeah, I love this.
>>29651283nicklaus will patch us up... more or less
Rolled 7MY 20'S COMMAND YOU TO FIGHT REINHOLD.
Rolled 10>>29651271this
Rolled 5>>29651349Frankenhold
>>29651314I love how true this is with out an OP sword Rein rakts him
>>29651289Fucker has his sword inside our forearm, and our blade is heavy as shitGive up, we've lost
Rolled 20>>29651278Surrender and say this.
Rolled 19>>29651341Bueno.
punch him in the face with our broken handhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VbDoqCvfzMw
Rolled 132000 POSTS
Rolled 7>>29651350What 20s?
>>29651271FUCK IT
Guys, we lost our blade. We can't sword throw. This fight ended how we knew it would since he revealed his trump card.
Reinhold is batshit insane. Also, 2000+ posts.
Rolled 19Over 2k posts now.
>>29651255Surrender.
>>29651331Do you guys really think there won't be repercussions to using a regrown limb.Fuck man, it's already hard enough for people when they get out of casts, but Rehabilitating and breaking in a new arm?shiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeet. All those fresh nerves and probably no muscle memory?
>>29651255Throw our sword at him, he'll probably manage to block but we can use that as an opportunity to charge him, tackle him, grab hold of his sword hand with as much strength as we can muster, and beat his punk ass in a straight up brawl. Get on top of him and pound his skull into the arena floor with our own skull and fist.
Rolled 2>>29651361All of them.
>>29651314This with a Ice pun.
Rolled 2>>29651356DICE GODS COMMAND IT
Rolled 12>>29651255NEVER!
>>29651255"Ice hit" then sword throw then shape Tina into a blade. We can keep fighting for another post or two I reckon.
>>29651271Sword bite is a horrible idea. It is a sure way to get slashed in the face, or have our head frozen in this case.So no to this.
>>29651372what if Tina becomes our arm?
>>29651255I feel like you're telling us to forfeit. If only you'd actually let us do something besides just roll. I'd really like to use Tina right now.
>>29651255I yield.
>>29651271You want our fucking head to freeze?Welp, time for our first Taiga Dojo
>>29651278Yeah. If we surrender, we acknowledge the sword.
>>29651332this>>29651355he stepped back
>>29651271This, + Sword Throw Attack.
Rolled 10>>29651375"Yeah, I give. Setsuranka's pretty cool. Too bad her owner doesn't match."
>>29651255Archelon I'm really enjoying this but don't you think that is is time to pause and continue nex thread? you probably need rest and hit the image limit
>>29651255And this, kids, demonstrates how useless swording skills are against magic.I hope this show motivates you enough to enroll on Shapeir's Wizards' Institute of Technocery!
>>29651314Don't be that contemptuousWe've respect for him as an opponent.His sword is cheesy yeah, but using it doesn't diminish him that much
Rolled 12>>29651372Magic, motherfucker.
>>29651373>tackle himI think that's against dueling rules.>beat his punk ass in a straight up brawl.This definitely is.
>>29651372Oh man, masturbation will be just like the first time again.
>>29651387> Literally becoming shirouAnon of House Wrenloft pls
>>29651373Great job looking like an uncivilized sore loser
Rolled 10GUYSWe don't HAVE a sword, nor can we form tina into anything other than spiky bits. A fistfight at this point is retarded.There's a time for ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWER and this ISN'T it.
>>29651255>>how do you respond?Fuck no.We fight till we're unconscious
>>29651255Grab his sword with our wounded hand, and have Tina grab onto it as well. Don't let that sword fucking move, pull him towards us as we charge him and hit him with everything we can.If we can reach our sword grab it and bash him around with it. No giving up, not when we came this far.
Rolled 15>>29651402What respect? He's only been cocky and idiotic with Reinhold, and his technique's nothing without using cheap magic ice walls.
>>29651389I'm super fucking curious what would happen if it hit Tina.Not curious enough to commit potential suicide, but damn close.
>>29651402Yes it does, he's a fucking prick.
Rolled 19>>29651255Like fuck we're giving up. Hell no.
Rolled 10>>29651411Just surrendering would be a pretty shit way to end the duel, after all the build-up.
>>29651407Woah there Anon, are you saying Monique is going to "fix" Reinhold?
>>29651255"I... Yield. Good show."
Use the crystal.You know you want to.
Rolled 2>just caught up>all these rollsLadies and gentlemen, I give you: The Curse of Wrenloft.
>>29651420This, with this roll.
>>29651402His sword is utter bullshit. Throwing out Arctic Blades, making walls, adding 10 pounds of ice to our sword when he touched it, it's bullshit.
Rolled 16>>29651420>>29651412How are you going to fight?With the sword you don't have?With the bracelet that you can't control?With the brawling that gets you disqualified?
>>29651389>If only you'd actually let us do something besides just roll.This is my main problem with the combat system in this quest.
>>29651402>I suck at duels so I need godmode sword to winSUUUUUUUURE WE RESPECT THAAAAAT.
>>29651255yieldit's a shame, we rolled poorly.I thought we could have at least had a decent fight with it.
Rolled 13>>29651255"Give Up? Are you kidding? This is the best fight i've had in years!"
Rolled 15>>29651255By becoming unconscious
This is time to submit.Nobody would blame us. And after a fight like that we'll be buzzing once we get healed up.Be sure to ask Monique to do this again some time. This would be an incredible way to train if it were a regular thing.
>>29651435I've been trying to add actual combat strategy, but I don't think Archelon pays much of any attention to it. Such is life.
>>29651425This please
>>29651372Muscle memory is in the brain as it's.You know: Memory.Your hands don't remember how to blindtype.Your hands don't store sensory or mechanical knowledge.You remember how to use your hands to blindtype.That is muscle memory.
>>29651413More like: grab him with good hand, close in, stab with Tina shaped into dagger. Repeatedly.A hooked blade, make it hurt.We've got an enchanted blade as well.
>>29651402I dunno about you but fuck this guy. He brought an army killing sword to a 1v1 knowing it'd bring him the ultimate magic spam advantage. Then he has the gall to taunt us as if HE'S the one beating us when we struck him twice and would've broke his sword.
Rolled 10>>29651429Please arch, Don't let us get a bad end.
>>29651433With courage and Wrenloft rolls everything is possible. TRUST BROTHER
Rolled 11Guys, he basically used a loophole to smuggle literal demigod-tier spellcasting ability into a swordfight, where his opponent CANT cast ANYTHING.We did damn good.
>>29651449There's nerves in your hands too though.
>>29651433Roll and grab the sword I guess?
>>29651453ya he is a bitch
>>29651433We can try maneuvering ourselves in a way that makes him slash or otherwise break the ice.Rein's adrenaline must be pumping at the moment from all the excitement, He should be capable even taking these injuries in mind. [Ripping in a juryrigged attempt to dress our wounds is probably a good idea though].
>>29651422And going wild like an animal will just make him look even better as we show that we're just a pathetic sore loser who doesn't know when to give up
>>29651459No. That's moronic.
Rolled 13So can I stop being Wrenloft yet? It itches.
>>29651454>Don't let us get a bad end.We ain't gonna die.
>>29651459If our hand comes off, just say "Looks like I've been DISARMED!"
>>29651446>Every time we get a day off we show up at the border>"MONIQUE, IT IS I, REINHOLD, I HAVE COME TO VANQUISH YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL!">Monique never quite understands that we're just being melodramatic and are actually just in it for the kicks
Rolled 15>>29651459>sword is frozen in a block of iceGrab it where, exactly? You gonna throw it at him?>>29651465>On the ground, unarmed, can't re-arm, against a guy who can change the landscape more or less at will>WE CAN DODGEno
>>29651415>>29651417>>and the restYeah, I agree.My point is to, using the word 'weak' as an example; call him weak for using the sword.As we do know he isn't weak; just desperate and vengeful.
>>29651446were is your bravery dude the dark hero would not surrender!
>>29651471Then pass out with the most shit-eating grin ever
>>29651459>Holding the sword which froze our sword with our handsGreat idea
>>29651468You don't need our permission.We're past 2k posts by the way.
Rolled 12>>29651433We never let go of the sword. It's just covered in ice.We can just bludgeon him with it.
>>29651471>not give me a hand
Rolled 20>>29651466>pathetic>not the guy who was going to lose but only didn't because of his cheap magical sword
COME ON! I'M NOT SUBMITTING TO FLOWER BOY NOW!
>>29651472I could get behind doing this regularly.
>>29651481The dark hero would be a moron, then.
Rolled 4>>29651468We haven't even needed to roll yet. Suffer for just a moment longer, Wrenloft.
>>29651477>You gonna throw it at him?YES>can't re-armIn addition to the unbroken sword of the swordbreaker, we have Tina who can be swordform.
>>29651429please don't have us do anything against the rules
Volker Never Gave Up.We'll find a way.
We should ask him where his father got the sword. Surely not any dragons involved.
>>29651493to be fair we were beaten by his sword not by him
Rolled 18>>29651496Okay, but this name is really really itchy and I can't figure out how to scratch concepts so its driving me nuts.
>>29651503WWVD
>>29651498>throwHow?>Tina swordExcept we've never done anything close to that. Quit being retarded.
>>29651496>yetIf we don't surrender we -won't- get to roll. We'll have a limb vut off. That's how much of an advantage Monique has right now. Do you understand?
>>29651483I don't think that's the sword he meant.
>>29651503Volker died
>>29651477I never said anything about dodging anon. If we get knocked into it and breaks that's all and well too. It aint over until we submit, and if the Ref thinks we still have a snowballs chance in hell left [IE he's not stepping in]Even so, I don't think Rein is the type of the yield when there's even a fraction of a chance. Do you ever Competitor's spirit?
>>29651498I think that, unless the Tina Magical Hypercharge theory pans out, she won't be of much here. We never got her into a functional weapon form on par with a real sword.
What if we drop our sword and then kick the pommel so that we drive the blade through his foot and then beat him unconscious with our hands while he's reeling from the foot?
>>29651489We never complained over him using the sword, and even made fun of it, we deserve our Darwin award
>>29651457Nerves are spotters.They just send shit to your brain.Your brain still often thinks that your limb is there when it's been chopped clean off and you've stared at the stump for weeks.
Rolled 6>>29651507Pretty much this.Asshole brought a magical swordthinks he's a big deal
>>29651495you talk like you've never seen Axel the Dark Hero
Rolled 1>>29651498> Tina who can be swordform.No, we WANT her to, we can't do much more than "make Tina spiky" at this point.WEDONTHAVEASWORDYOUSHITSMonique's sword doesn't melt ice on touch, it melted the ice to free itself at will.Why would it free our sword?WELOST.
>>29651516if we surrender the duel stops, you idiot.
>>29651518After taking the bastard out who did it.
>>29651503And Volker died, and left behind a pair of disappointed, heartbroken orphans, and grandma
Rolled 18>>29651526But he deserves mockery, precisely because he can't win without help from his sealed king
>>29651498>we have Tina who can be swordform.we don't have that kind of control yet>>29651486we dropped it
>>29651532Dice say you're an idiot.We haven't lost until we give up.
Rolled 17>>29651541Which lead to this story so everything worked out well
Rolled 5>>29651514>Tina sword>Except we've never done anything close to that. Quit being retarded.well, the emotions Rein is feeling could certainly fuel a changemaybe we make a wrist blade out of her and stab him in the balls, but then we'd miss, because he does not have any
>>29651533That's fine. We were never gonna beat a sealed king, we just wanted to make a good showing and enjoy facing one.
>>29651538yes im sure we can rip out monique's throat with our teeth and feel very proud about itno, this is our loss.
>>29651533But we don't lose a limb or die.
>>29651477>>29651483>Not transforming our bracelet into a spiky glove to shatter the ice around our sword to free tIt's like you people have no imagination.
>>29651545We can kinda control it fairly well.When we're not distracted by three major wounds.Biggest flaw in swordtina plan is she doesn't have the mass to be more than a small dagger
>>29651549>wrist bladeOnly sword type weapons are allowed.
Rolled 4>>29651550>We were never gonna beat a sealed kingarch said if the dice were good enough we could have
>>29651545Nope.>Monique bats your sword aside, and it's... what the fuck, the blade's completely encased in a thick shell of ice! Thrown off-blaance by the sudden increase of weight in your sword, you stumble forward...>SHLK>"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!" you scream at the top of your lungs as Monique runs his sword RIGHT BETWEEN THE BONES OF YOUR FOREARM!>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword, Monique steps back and points his sword at you.Not a single thing in there about dropping it.
Surrender. We can't win and we have too much to lose.Plus we can be really fucking insulting to Monique and watch him be shamed in front of EVERYONE.Haha I wonder if Thierry is gonna go HEY MONIQUE CONGRATS ON SEALED KING BUT NO HONORLESS ASSMUNCHES IN MY BORDER GUARD BYE
>>29651556using tina at the moment wouldn't even be legalshe is not a sword. It's a violation of what equipment can be used
>>29651533That's good.Choices at this point are either submit, or start losing large chunks of Reinhold and then submit.
>>29651547Except for the part were we're about to die because of biting Monique's sword, or acting like a wild animal
>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword, Monique steps back and points his sword at you.Anon, please. Read the damn posts at least.
>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword>knees, dropping your sword> dropping your swordanon pls
Rolled 6>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your swordAre you retarded
>>29651567[citation needed]
Rolled 10>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword
>>29651554The limb would be put back on anyway, they have magic medics on hand.
Rolled 4>>29651568>Not a single thing in there about dropping it.>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword, Monique steps back and points his sword at you.>dropping your swordwell someone is blind
>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword>dropping your sword
Rolled 6>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword, Monique steps back and points his sword at you.Not a single thing in there about dropping it.
>>29651568>As you fall to your knees, dropping your sword, >dropping your sword, >dropping
>>29651573I'd like to go with option one, but there seems to be a worrying amount of people who favour two. I just hope Arch isn't listening to them.
>>29651570We shouldn't be petty.
>>29651567The dice were never gonna be good enough.
>>29651590>>29651586>>29651585>>29651584>>29651581>>29651579>>29651577>>29651576>>29651568>>29651568>>29651568>>29651568#REKT
>>29651592I'd prefer option #3: Win.
>>29651568>as you fall to your knees, dropping your swordWe lost it, and we lost the duel.Let's face it like a man. Maybe say "guess we're even" before passing out.
>>29651570>"Hey Reinhold, you're coming with me to find a Sealed King of your own! Oh, and enjoy being back on bodyguard duty, Gregory!"This would be so in-character for Thierri.
When we surrender, grab monique over the shoulder and bow to the crowdmake sure it's the fucked arm so we get blood all over him
>>29651570>Implying Thierri would punish him over something both duelist agreed uponTough luck, Monique's getting a shining medal for winning, and finding something that rare
So sealed kings make the wielder like a contractor?
>>29651593No, this is pretty well deserved.Monique w/Sealed King vs Reinhold is like a regular dude with sword vs a limbless guy with knife in mouth.
>>29651573Eh, with magic they can be grown back later
Rolled 4>>29651575We'll, that'd end up with monique dead or imprisioned so it'd still be good!
>>29651601>Option 3: Flail on the ground like a retard and lose a limbfix'd
>>29651597It meant Reins pants fell down and his sword dropped out. Duh
>>29651593Wait a minute> Monique bats your sword aside, and it's... what the fuck, the blade's completely encased in a thick shell of ice! Doesn't that mean he incased his sword in ice to bat our sword away?
>>29651601Got any ideas as to how a dude with no sword in his hands and a big fuckoff hole through his sword arm is gonna win a sword duel?Cause I'd fucking love to hear them.
Am I the only one thinking this fight was biased?We got 3 hits in, one was even using a 20 if I remember right.Monique just showed his "final form".Monique got his third hit in now and We've got one hand and no sword. I'm mad.We should stab him with Tina repeatedly.
Rolled 15>>29651580in the hugbox><another_archelon> Though rather difficult, I was stil expecting the rolls to be high enough to win this.
>>29651601We should have taken that one several updates ago. I think it's off-limits now.
>>29651611>medal>abandoning occupation under the crown for angstquest
We will probably have to forfeit the bodyguard position in favor of Monique. After all a sealed king > our skill.And I think Thierri would want his daughter be protected by the most powerfull person, right?
>>29651631HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
Everyone is so gonna call us retarded by the end of this match assuming we don't surrender, and we survive
>>29651611Why not? It's a shitty thing to do, and while Sealed King POWAH is important I think Thierry would rather him go mope in mopetown than have someone like him represent his rule.
>>29651619The only retard here is those who surrender.It's the dumbest thing possible.
Rolled 17>>29651629>>29651631Well we did roll rather poorly to avarage
>>29651615"I thought this would be a good duel. If I wanted to be shat on with a bunch of spells I would've asked to spar Sir Gregory."
>>29651631WhatHow could it possibly be reasonable to beat a sealed king? How could it possibly be narratively wise?
>>29651628Pure hotbloodedness obviously
Rolled 12>>29651639Not really. His personality points towards him prefering our friendship with her than anything else.Plus he liked our jokes.
>>29651629We agreed to use the new system that made crits harder to get. That 20 was just a regular success, not a crit.
>>29651626No, he encased our blade in ice so make it suddenly heavier and unbalance us.You know, one of the multiple bullshit tricks that he can pull off, though whenever we suggested getting him into a grapple or otherwise making use of our big advantages against him it wasn't really paid attention to.
>>29651639the "bodyguard" job was not really about being a bodyguard in the first place anon
Rolled 16>>29651639he ain't got shit, other than a fancy sword that someone like Gregory could easily take from him with forceand this duel is not for the bodyguard position, so stop dreaming Moniquefag
Rolled 7>>29651650They seem to be getting better again, maybe they're (partially) based on the time?
>>29651629I think you're underestimating the advantage he was given by a LEGENDARY status Sword [Sealed King] that is also a magic sword.after that 20 our rolls started to decline and.. well..He was able to reverse the momentum.
>>29651654A buttload of 20's maybe.
>>29651656We melt the ice magic with the fire in our hearts!
>>29651646>It's so retarded not to lose a limb>tfw image limit so I have to link images directlyhttp://imageshack.com/a/img826/2507/1366884939582.png
>>29651643Don't matter noneFuck everyone.We'll break his cheesestickIt's our only purpose in life.FULL MONIQUE MODE LET'S GO
>>29651626our sword got heavier, it's the one that got encased>>29651629sadly, portable demigods hit harder than steel>>29651631we might still be able to
>>29651639You mean Arnaud?
>>29651631Err, arch, thats not how statistics works."Bellyfeels" have no bearing on the results of dice. We had to beat Monique, then beat him again multiple times at a highly advanced DC without losing once.We were never going to win this without pretty hefty luck bro.
>implying we cannot dodge attacks without the swordCome on guys
Rolled 9What a cliff-hanger, huh guys?And now I sleep.Next thread will be LATE Monday morning, at which we find much reason to REJOICE!Thanks for playing!
Rolled 4>>29651654because its only a fucking sword, its the wielder who must use it effectively, and we beat monique before and after he trained fair and square, only with bullshit hax could he gain the upper hand
>>29651670We can grow it back with magic, you knob.There's no reason not to try.
>>29651651After this we should probably ask to start sparring with Sir Gregory."Look, I survived against a sealed king, surely we could go a few rounds? ... please?"
Rolled 1>>29651654Monique only won 2 updates using the fucking sword. It's so shitty that every single update he wins does so much more damage...
>>29651663I'm a Reinhold goes roaming the landscape in an awesome adventure-fag.I fucking hate Monique.
>>29651682Not a second time.
Rolled 4>>29651664I wish Wrenloft was here so he could explain how his powers work
>>29651646What's dumb about recognizing that we're licked? There's no sense fighting to the death in a match like this which, from our point of view, is just for funsies.
>>29651654we don't beat the king, we beat monique
>>29651682>implying that would work twice>implying it worked first time
I'm not even mad.>>29651682Nice try m80
>>29651682If it doesn't work once, don't try twice.
>>29651682not really a cliffhanger if he actually does it.
>>29651696If you give up, it's all over. If you keep fighting there's still a chance.
>>29651666I'm just mad.Story-wise, a defeat is interesting. I wonder how people will look at the defeat.We WERE shitting on him until he started slinging ice walls around though, so that's something at least.
>>29651679Yeah, a single failed DC shouldn't have incapacitated us like that.But then again, LEGENDARY MAGIC SWORD
>>29651682> REJOICE!danm it allgood night Archelon
>>29651639If he wanted an ICBM to watch over his daughter he would probably hire a dragon or something
>>29651679According to IRC comments:Base DC of Monique + Sealed King was 15, adjusted up and down based on the wounds we/he accumulated.
>Reinhold finally has someone who's better than he is but not so powerful as to instagib himYay!
>>29651683Sealed Kings are the definition of bullshit hax, that's sort of the point.
Rolled 15>>29651682You forgot to take your dice off, scrub.
>>29651670It would only be lost temporarily.>>29651684We'd fail though, anything past this point would just be flailing around ignobly. We keep more dignity by recognizing our defeat.>>29651682Might have worked if you hadn't used the exact same text.
>>29651712Use your eyes, dumbass.
Aww, I wanted Monique to break our sword, rather than just our bones
>>29651712Confirmed for falling for the exact same trick word for word twice.
Rolled 7>>29651682ruseman go away
>>29651719New thread.
>>29651682epic ruse 3/10 (+1 sleep deprivation modifier) bretty gud
>>29651696It's not for fun, it's for Honor.No, the other honor.Nevertheless, I'd expect Reinhold to be cool enough to know when he's lost, and he's clearly not in shape to fight by human standards.By animu standards... that's debatable.
>>29651704The chance is small enough it might as well not exist.>>29651707>I'm just mad.But why?
>>29651723There's no dignity in defeat. It's always better to keep trying.
Rolled 13>>29651708Still, 2 shitty roll rounds fucking us up is crappy.
>>29651717>Base DC of Monique + Sealed King was 15, adjusted up and down based on the wounds we/he accumulated.I think I'm genuinely mad now.
>>29651708It is annoying that our successes didn't really seem to mean much, and any successes from Monique cripple us.We roll a 19 and we get a small cut on him, we fail a roll and we get our collar bone run through, or our hand split open and so on.I'm more annoyed that every single roll left us back at standard distance from him and him in optimum position to act. Instead of actually letting us get the poncy bastard into a grapple and changing the dynamics of the fight. Reinhold isn't stupid enough to just let him constantly disengage and not even try and grab on.
>>29651724>>29651734I'm tierd anon give me a break
>>29651708We failed two consecutive rolls before he incapped us.
>>29651708Oh I know it was the sword, but I was just trying to point out to Archelon that you can't "think the players will beat this" when A) Our attacks do not penalize the opponent (for example, Monique backflipping off walls with a leg gash)B) One successful attack from the opponent will incapacitate usI realize it was meant to be a longshot, but the comment that he "expected us to win" was silly given that.
>Not yet.IT'S NOT OVER YET
>>29651739I'm mad that we lost.Don't you like winning anon?
>>29651752very annoyingfrom now on lets not play at this time since it never ends well when arch is sleepy
>>29651785ALL IS NOT YET LOSTNEW THREAD>>29651719
Man, We start losing one duel and Anons turning into a bunch of whiny bitches.Pussy.Ass.Bitches.Seriously. It's not fucking worth it. We just concede, we get healed up, we get better, maybe learn some actual attack spells, like, some in our element or something, and then challenge him again. ITS NOT LIKE HE'S HARD TO GOAD.
>>29646832>Killing intentThe fuck is this shit, Naruto?
>>29651962It's anime.
>>29651926The Pussy ass bitches are the ones who want to surrender.
Rolled 10>>29651926>attack spellsno casting in duels anon...
>2235 repliesIs this a new record?
Rolled 1>>29652051>2237no this is
