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Seriously, they were all you. Don't have time for this, mah short fin. What's the plan?

"Well, we are a plot rock right? So just sort of, throw us at Jager. It will work." You explain.

No, that is a stupid idea. How is that supposed to- "Too late, I am sold on this plan." You say.

You extend your will and send out a pulse of intent from the shiny gem your self is stored. You send out the will for anyone to hear, your true believers to find you and-

"What's this, nyaaa?" A voice calls out. Oh for the love of shit no.

---

You are Lola Laluna, a Vasto Lorde Arrancar with a very unique and troublesome power, but I don't think I am supposed to say that part. You have just picked up a shiny gem underneath a mattress, and while you can't be certain you are pretty sure the rock was calling your name. You glance around as a strange voice says what you do.

"Hello nya?" You ask, your speech pattern sending my soul a fire.

"Lola, it is I. The ghost of Christmas past. Specifically the golden age of British punk rock." Risa says from within the rock.

You stare down at the rock. "Rinya?" You ask.

"No, Risa, with a sa. Jager has gone mad with power." The rock explains, making you nod.

"Jager has been mean, nya. She yells at Sin-Fin a lot and makes her cry, nya. I miss the old jager, what can I do to help?" She asks.

"Throw me at Jager. Hit her right in the head with me. That is how soul magic works." Risa Rock explains. No, it isn't.

"I understand, nya!" You say leaving the room. Oh for the love of asses.

You walk through the shrine, where the arrancars and hollows have been gaining strength in order to lay siege on the human world. You give nods to the ones who know you before walking into Jager's new throne room in the largest part of the shrine. Jager is sitting on her chair, her eyes heavily ringed and blood on different portions of her body. Sin-Fin stands before her looking down. You see a few spikes in the floor around her.
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"If you aren't useful, then what is the point of you? Should I hurt you? Like the old king did? You keep betraying everyone, maybe I should just let them have- What do you want?" Jager asks looking over to you. "I don't recall telling you to come here. Can't you listen you stupid cunt?" She asks.

"Neko cannon!" You say holding out the rock.

"What? Risa? She isn't in charge here while I-" Jager starts but you feel your power well up.

Like a twisted mirror, you take Jager's cannon power and turn it into something more usable. A massive, twisted thing with gears ticking throughout and several exhaust ports along the sides for steam. You charge it with your go juice before shoving the plot rock into the chamber, point and fire with the massive built up power. The risa rock shoots through the air at troubling speeds, a massive sonic boom echoing through the area as the rock easily pierces the sound barrier. Then it slams into Jager's head.

---

You are Veloces Jäger, and you shoot awake in a small dark room. You press your hand to your forehead and let out a groan of agony as your body yells at you to go back to sleep. However somehow you know you mustn’t. You look around the dark room for a few moments then stretch out your hand. They touch a wall at once and you walk along it trying to find your way out. You eventually make it to a door which opens readily. You feel yourself get pulled out of the room and into whatever is after and you have to squint as sunlight bombards you. After your eyes adjust you find yourself in a large colorful forest. Multicolored giant dragonflies flutter about while strange sounds from animals you are certain do not exist echo through the forest. You look around then down as you realize you seem to be in a lovely light blue dress.
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You dust the dress off and frown as you look around the woods. "I look awful in dresses." You say to no one in particular. "No one in- No, I am talking to you. What the hell happened?" You say looking up.

Oh! Well, you became destruction Jager. You were super mean to mah short fin, thank you much, and Risa had an arrancar no one really focused on much shoot her at your skull over the speed of sound on land. It collided with your skull, and then I came in here to get your out of the destructive funk. Honestly I am not 100% on how any of this is working, but mother did not raise me to get hung up in the details.

"Where is Risa then?" You ask pulling on the edge of your dress awkwardly, the cool air feeling strange on your bare legs.

Probably in here somewhere fighting destruction Jager and working on messing with your brain thoughts. The Alice motif is cool I think. Still, stealing a bit of the format from Larro seems a bit like a jerk move. "What?" What?

You look around the forest and scratch at your short hair. Eventually deciding that it would be pointless to argue endlessly about the mechanics of how Risa invaded your mind, you set off on the dirt path. You make your way a few meters in when a strange figure blocks your way. It is clad in scarlet and gold and seems to be cleaning a strange blade. Small holes line the edge of it and what looks like a mouthpiece sits in the handle. On his head is a pointed hat with a large feather and on his feet are knee high leather boots. He is sitting on a stump and around him are several large shaggy creatures, like some form of troll or ogre. All of them seem to be in a drug like stupor. You move to pass him, but the man raises a hand and halts you. "How fair you, my dear, who walks on this path most queer?"
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"I don't think the pied piper rhymed, and I am pretty sure he was never in ‘Through the Looking Glass’" You say. Yeah, and it's always forced couplets in this game.

"You seem to be in a forest of your mind, yet somehow find yourself in quite the bind! Why don't you follow me into the meadow just yonder? There we can sit and have a ponder." He explains. Seems he doesn't care that you called his rhyming shitty.

You consider going with him, but he obviously has some power. You think if he leads you into the meadow you will be off the beaten path, but you have no way to tell if that is a good thing or a bad thing given this is all more or less a mental landscape of your own making. Well, probably risa’s insanity poison allowing a mental bridge between- Yeah, whatever. That thing.

What do you do?
[]Ask the piper something
[]Follow him.
[]Decline and follow the path.
[]Decline and cross through the forest.
[]Other, please specify
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>>29614275
Ask him what the deal with those monsters are?

>>29614275
>[x]Decline and follow the path.

goddamn lotus eating slacker hippies

>>29614348
Wait nevermind, they're obviously enchanted by his flute-blade.

Maybe ask what pondering would get you? Could either be a lesson about not making hasty decisions all the time.

Or could be the opposite of that and be a cautionary tale about what happens when you trust men wearing knee-high leather boots.

>>29614275
What are you doing here Hamelin, this isn't your quest.

I'd prefer not to trust this guy because he's a huge douchenozzle, but maybe he's supposed to represent something different?

Eh, I'd say decline and follow the path for now?

>>29614174
>You are Lola Laluna, a Vasto Lorde Arrancar with a very unique and troublesome power
I FUCKING KNEW IT

>>29614275
[x]Other, please specify
Could we ask him to follow us down the path?

>>29614275
>Decline and follow the path

Writing now

>>29614275
He's obviously the Pied Piper, though I guess that doesn't necessarily mean he's not going to be helpful?

>>29614578
he's effectively the opium caterpillar.

he will try to mind control through the fumes to become true neutral

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"What are these quest things you people keep mentioning?" You ask before turning back to this pied piper figure. "I have to decline your offer. I have a path to follow and would rather not get side tracked. Besides, I really don't think it's a good idea to just trust some random guy. I read the pied piper, I know how it ends."

The pied Piper shakes his head sadly. "Very well, lady so fair, though here is something you must beware." He leans in close. "In the woods yonder lives the Cheshire cat, as well as a woman so mad and wearing a hat. Stay far away from them if you ever want to leave this forest." He offers before starting to play a tune.

The large creatures stand up and start beating each other savagely with their fists, blood and gore flying freely around the piper as he sits there laying his song. That wasn't ominous at all, really. You walk down the path, your eyes drifting to dark forms, hissing and slipping through the trees just out of your vision. You rub your arms as you feel an involuntary chill fill you.

You make your way to a fork in the road, a massive oak standing before you and casting a dark shadow over your path. You look to the left and to the right and frown. "Well, now which way?"

"Left. When in doubt always go left." A familiar voice calls out from the tree above you.

Standing on top of one of the larger, lower branches is a figure in a thin long sleeves shirt and jeans. The sleeves of the shirt seem to be striped in a violet and a pink. Long violet hair flows from the top of her head and hangs down about where you expected it to. "Risa." You say and the figure fades.
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She reappears in front of you and lightly touches your nose. "No no, The Cheshire Cat. I never got an arrancar form, so I am just sort of going with the flow. Fantastic! Vunderbar!" She laughs then does a little spin. "Do you like my shirt? The sleeves make my arms look strong."

"Yes, that's, er, that's very nice." Jager says.

"So left. The left will take you to the home of the March hair and the mad hatter. Lovely people." She explains and for a moment behind her you thing you see a pair of glowing eyes and a massive wolf like form smiling.

She must have noticed you making a strange face as she tilts her head. "No, and what's to the right?" You ask.

"Oh, no one particularly special. There is a hedge maze, some boring humany people, no one with super powers or anything like that. Say..." She leans really close to you now, her eyes narrowing. "Why don't you be my Alice?"

Not vaguely pedophilic at all. So what do we do?

[]Go left, no guts no glory
[]Go right, mazes are interesting and so are people
[]Go back, you don't trust forks in the road
[]Go straight and around the tree, deeper into the woods.
[]Ask her something
[]Other, please specify
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>>29615231

...Of course Risa is the Cheshire Cat.

Continue, gleefully

>>29615260
Go right. We can read the vaguely Risa insanity of this wo-

...

...

The Risa in MGNQ is the protagonist of Hollow Quest...not HQR...

...DAMN THE TWO OF YOU AND YOUR BRILLIANCE

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I finished the sketch of Jager I did ages ago, but I think I made her a bit too dark. I kinda like her this way though.

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>>29615231
Bye, Hamelin

>>29615260
>[x]Go right, mazes are interesting and so are people

>>29615260
>[]Go right, mazes are interesting and so are people

>>29615359
Looks really cool! I agree, the dark skin works really well on her.

So going right seems to be winning? Will start writing now

>>29615359
oooooooooh neato!
Your pics look a lot better when you color them.

>>29614248
Is it strange that the first thing I thought about when I read flute blade is the green power ranger?

>>29615260
>Go right, mazes are interesting and so are people
Boring humany people are what we're all about?

>>29615260
>[x]Go right, mazes are interesting and so are people

>>29615260
Hey guys, what powers did the first Hollow quests Cheshire have?

>>29615418
Yeah, when I sketch on paper I do the most basic sketch. It's not until I colour it that I fix everything up. Kinda a bad habit. Glad you like it!

>>29615415
Thanks, glad you like it!

>>29615260
Azure, Question.
Is this Chesire cat the one from the original hollow quest?

>>29615517
Well I think I remember something about lightning.

>>29615558
AH FUCK IT IS
YES I MISSED THIS MOTHERFUCKER. I will admit we were a tad obsessed with getting an "alice"

>>29615517
He could shoot mouth fire I think.

>>29615637
it also had a slight taste for hands

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"Seriously, what the hell are people talking about? You guys are weird." You say looking at Cheshire Cat. "Sorry, but I think I will go right."

"Right? But why? That is an awful way to go. You are an awful person and you should feel awful." The Cheshire Cat explains pointing her finger at you.

"Well, I just think mazes are really interesting, that's all." You say, not mentioning that a pied piper told you to not trust a cat woman.

"Mazes are never interesting. You get lost, and I hate lost! Being lost is just awful! You are awful! Good day madam!" She explains fading out. Risa would have made a better Cheshire.

You agree silently and make your way to the right. You travel miles, or perhaps only feet since really distance is, much like time, relative. "No, it isn't." It so is. "A meter is a meter." You explain but I don't listen as you make your way to the maze. You stand before a massive door attached to hedges and put your hands on your hips, like a judgmental parent might.

"It is just attacked to the bushes then? This is easy enough." You say pushing against the hedges. You push, and strain, but no matter what as soon as you get about half way through the hedge you get pushed out. You look at the small cuts and bruises you got along your arms and frown as you pick small thorns out of your dress. "This is not as easy as I had thought."

"You will never get in that way." A voice calls out from behind you.

You turn and see a man. He has light blue eyes flecked with grey and his arms are thick with what looks like steel cords under his skin for veins. He moves with purpose and you note he is likely a soldier of some sort, though you can't be sure why you think that. "The hedge will push you back." He says, his voice deep and solid.
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"Then how am I supposed to get in there?" You ask and the man smiles sadly.

"I know the way." He says plucking a few thorns from your dress with an irritated look on his face.

"Can you show me?" You ask holding still and getting a strange tickling feeling at the base of your scalp as he fusses over your dress.

"I can." He says.

As he doesn't move for a while you ask. "Will you?"

"Why should I?" He counters. "If going there will only bring you sadness, then why would I want to do that? How about instead you stay here for a while. It might make you happier than going in there." He offers.

The idea of a home fills you with a strange sense of longing.

What do you do?

[]Convince him to let you in
[]Try and bribe him
[]Force him to give up the way
[]Ask him something
[]Other, please specify
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>>29615950
>[x]Convince him to let you in

"Not letting me get there makes me even sadder"

>>29615950
>[x] Convince him to let you in
>[x] ask if he'll come...it's dangerous to go alone...and don't tell him we want to figure out this longing, an aching old memory perhaps.

>>29615950
>Ask him something
Will it bring nothing but sadness forever, or is it possible to eventually lead to something good?

And his best offer is "might"?

>>29615950
Ask him something
"What was the deal with the cat?"

>>29615950
>Convince him to let you in
Sadness is something worth feeling sometimes, and if you stay, will it be genuinely because you want to, or because you're afraid to go through the door?

Also, he's probably the memory of your husband.

>>29616083

Or Jager's father.

>>29616099
That too.

It's important to get that figured out before you do anything, so keep it cool for now.

Anyway, your tragic past is probably behind that door.

>>29616099
>>29616083
Or fellow soldier.

>>29615950
>Convince him to let you in
You're good at talking to people and being a generally agreeable person.

Maybe just strike up a conversation with him first to soften him up some?

I don't know, we're awful at diplomacy.

>>29616139

Yeah, I'm expecting air raids, Khaki uniforms, yellow stars on coats, and red flags.

I could still be wrong.

Or Jager...poor Jager, she could have lived during the second world war.

>>29616187
Russian front or Allied Front?

god help her if it was the Russian front

>>29616187
No sense worrying about that now, this experience is bad enough for her.

>>29616186
But, Jaeger isn't awful at diplomacy.


[x] Convince him to let you in

>>29616290
She also isn't awful at being a good friend, I'm not talking about her, I'm talking about us.

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"What do you mean my husband? I was married?" You think then look at him closer. "Well, I am not certain if he looks close enough to me to be my father, but he is tall enough I guess." You continue your thought before shaking your head and looking towards the hedge maze.

"Not letting me in is going to make me even sadder." You say.

"You have no way of knowing that." He points out.

"Hiding away from it is pointless. Living a life where you avoid sadness makes you miss the good parts too. Do you not want me to go in because I won't like what I will find, or because you are scared?" You ask.

"I am a coward." He tells you calmly, as if it doesn't matter. "Cowards are the sort of people who can keep others alive. Cowards are the ones who slowly change the world for the better. There is no shame in being afraid." He explains.

"But nothing will change if you don't follow through with it. I need to get inside, please." You ask and he sighs.

He pulls out an old worn key, and holds it up. It shines with a light and you hear the massive gate before you creak and groan open. You nod your thanks to him and step through, but then you pause. You turn to him and he is looking after you sadly. "Why don't you come with?" You ask

He seems about to agree, but then he pauses and shakes his head. "I think it's mine turn to wait futilely while others need me. That is my punishment." He says.

As the door slowly slams behind you, you think in the distance you can hear the sounds of gun fire and bombs. The marching boots of a million million soldiers, all washing over the land like a bloody wave of darkness, taking what they wants and killing those they want out of pure, sadistic amusement. It's your own fault, you think. You said nothing while others were hurt and now you have to watch while you and those you love are hurt.
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You shake your head and stumble forward into the maze. The vague memories dancing through your fingers as you try to stay focused. "Help." You ask as you feel yourself about to faint. Yeah, got you.

At once the memories and thoughts are gathered up and locked in a very small box, then shoved in the corner. You blink as you realize you are better now, though the memories are gone. "Thanks. So where3 are we?" In a labyrinth. Hopefully with David Bowie.

"You sure like the 80s, don't you?" You ask walking along the path. What can I say? 1980s had a lot of pretty boys, and I like my pretty boys. "I prefer men with a bit of gruff to them myself." You explain as you pass a statue of a goblin wearing an impossible set of bondage gear. I like my boys pretty and my girls dour.

You continue down the labyrinth until you see a four way split in the path. A sign on one of them says 'Path of knowledge' the other 'Path of Bravery' The third 'Path of trust' and the final is 'Path of honor.' You pause as you consider what to do here.

What should we do?
[]Choose a path
[]Go back
[]Ask the hedge something
[]Other, please specify
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>>29616606
>[x] Choose a path
HONOR

>>29616606
>Choose a path
I'd say Trust?

But first,
Ask the Hedge if it can give a cryptic, one sentence summary of each path.

>>29616606
So Monologue, you gonna be keeping those memories locked away forever or are you going to give Jager the key so she can deal with it in her own time?

>>29616606
>[x]Choose a path

trust, since its important to Jager IIRC

>>29616606
>[]Choose a path
Bravery. She's going to need it to stand up to all the shit coming her way.

>>29616606
[x]Choose a path
Trust

>>29616675
Knowledge doesn't seem to be Jager's priority, no offense.

Honor... doesn't exactly seem right either. While she's pretty compassionate, she's also pragmatic and doesn't seem to really care about fairness.

Bravery is more likely, but if anything she has that in excess. Lady needs to stop throwing herself in front of bullets for Superman.

So yeah, pretty sure trust sounds good.

>>29616675
"Hello there, er, hedge?? You say looking towards the large bush in front of you. "Could you give cryptic one sentence summaries of each path?"

The bush sits there silently, mocking you with it's immovability. Ha, Jager is talking to herself. You are going crazy! "I don't want to hear that from you, especially when you have no idea what is going on." You grumble looking up.

Seems the hedge is just a hedge in this section of the maze, so you guess you will have to make a choice.

>>29616701
Maybe? I mean, honestly all the powerful hollows are held together with elmer's glue, twine and glitter; you should see the parts of Risa's head I had to lock away just to get my entertainment system in there. I would rather not risking breaking Jager, but we will see how it goes.

Path of trust seems to be them winner. Writing now.

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>>29616764
>I would rather not risking breaking Jager, but we will see how it goes.
Oh Monologue, you cad.

>>29616764
>I mean, honestly all the powerful hollows are held together with elmer's glue, twine and glitter

Wait, so you're telling me that the weak hollows aren't?

I figured they were just as messed up, but, you know, their problems don't matter.

>>29616606

I'm kinda leaning towards trust. She has all of these qualities in amounts, but it seems to me that trust is what makes her more human than other hollows.

Jaeger doesn't seem like a smarty-type, more of a doer than a thinker. She's pretty brave, but that stems more from care or compassion for friends and principles. She also acts in the best interests of her friends, though sometimes in underhanded ways if it's for the best (although this has so far manifested in making an extremely crude and ridiculous trap to make Risa teach her students).

>>29616759
I feel trust is a big thing to her, since she got betrayed and killed by somebody she trusted.

>>29616859
weak ones don't get any glitter

>>29616868
The fiend!

>>29616883

And then chose to trust the obviously crazy Risa way back when.

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>>29616764
>all the powerful hollows are held together with elmer's glue, twine and glitter

What does Risa get when she ascends to god hood? little bits of macaroni for decoration?!? be still, my beating heart!

>>29616586
...shit, Jager is Eastern Front...

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>>29616951
It worked out didn't it?

>>29616987
Yes, yes it did.

>>29616967
Well, she's a crystal, so she's gonna get bedazzled.

>Memories of home: You seem to recall more about your humanity than most Arrancar. This allows you to think and plan similar to a human, and even understand the plight of others. May also explain ability to deal with Schrödinger's insanity.<Burned>
Ouch

>>29617033
>does this look like the face of mercy, Lucifer?

>>29617094
Yeah that doesn't really seem like a good way of bringing Jager's empathy back.

Maybe we screwed up?

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What Jager's feelings on David Hasslehoff?

>>29617033
I'm thinking that the crystal is going to end up occupying the space that used to be her hollow hole, since that's the area God decided to fiddle with to allow eating the soul king to work.

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"Path of Trust seems to be as good a path as any I guess." You grumble walking down the path. I don't trust this path much. "Why?" You ask, deciding to indulge me. Because the people who tell you that they are trustworthy are the least trustworthy. Take Risa and me for example. We would both characterize ourselves as being super trustworthy, super trustworthy. You can't see it, but I am adding emphasis on the second super. "I think you are both pretty trustworthy." You say as you continue down the path.

You walk for a few meters forward until you come upon a soldier in heavy armor guarding what looks like a tunnel. They have their spear laying across the tunnel and you feel them glaring at you. "To walk on the path to the castle, you must prove your faith, and have your faith proven." It explains with a strange echoing quality in its voice which makes you think there is probably no one inside of it.

"I already chose the path thingy back there. Are you here to make super sure I am okay with this?" You ask, mimicking my implied tone. Oh, a bit snarky today. "You are a bad influence." You clarify.

"Be warned that beyond here lies the test of faith! To fall to it, means to fall to the truth of the test!" It offers before falling into a heap of clutter.

"Guess we can't ask options of this one?" You ask and then move into the tunnel.

It is a long walk, with inclines and steps. You get to a dead end before sighing. "I wish Risa were here. She could just cero everything until it makes sense." I thought the test of trust, from now on called test of faith, would be easier. Like, falling back into the arms of someone without looking or whatever. "Yeah."
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Suddenly the wall explodes in with violet light and standing there is Risa Schrodinger! She is holding what looks like the remains of a giant bug like creature. She smiles at you as she holds it up. "Yo, jager bombs! You were taking too long so I killed the boss and decided to come find you. Come on then, back into the forest thing, and back to sleep. You will be back in control if you just do that." She explains

"Wait, this doesn't make sense." You say.

"What, don't you trust me?" She asks.

Well, this is strange.
[] Point out the flaw in her logic
[] Ask her something
[] Attack
[] Other, please specify
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>>29617260
>[x] Point out the flaw in her logic

>>29617129
Path of Empathy is probably still closed.

Well, try another path.

>>29617306
I don't really care about the path of empathy, I care about the capacity to feel empathy.

>>29617260
>[x] Point out the flaw in her logic.
>We need to see this through

>>29617260
I'm kind of inclined to believe her, even if it doesn't make sense.

>>29617260
>[x] Point out the flaw in her logic
Jager ALWAYS points out the flaws in Risa's logic. Or at least, tries to.
It's Risa that always ignores the voice of reason.

>>29617260
actually, perhaps we should just hug her.

>>29617260
>[x] Point out the flaw in her logic
We may trust Risa, but we do not follow blindly

>>29617360
>>29617376

Faith doesn't grow in spite of doubts, but because of them.

besides,if its the real Risa, then this isn't the test.

>>29617440
True. And I don't really know why a giant bug would represent Jager's dark side.

Ask Risa why she thought that was even -a- boss, much less the final one.

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"I should trust you because?" You ask.

"Well, because this is the path of trust. Thus you must trust me." She explains.

"Right, but the boss is already dead?" You continue.

"Yup, as a doornail." She says.

"Then why should the path of trust even matter now? Why should you even care?" You ask crossing your arms.

She is silent for a little while. After a moment or two she throws the bug thing down and starts swearing "Curse your ability to see through my clever ruse! Have a betrayal!" She shouts leaping towards you with a flying kick. You step aside as she crashes into the wall behind you and vanishes.

"How was that supposed to teach me about trust?" You ask then feel white hot pain lance through you as Risa stabs you in the back. You turn your head and see her smiling face.

"Trust and be betrayed, this is the simple fact of life." She explains.

You fall forward into blackness as a sticky pool of crimson forms below your feet and-

Suddenly the wall explodes in with violet light and standing there is Risa Schrodinger! She is holding what looks like the remains of a giant bug like creature. She smiles at you as she holds it up. "Yo, jager bombs! You were taking too long so I killed the boss and decided to come find you. Come on then, back into the forest thing, and back to sleep. You will be back in control if you just do that." She explains

You look around, realizing that the scene seems to be repeating itself. You frown as you tilt your head at Risa. "Strange voice, or well, voices in my head some help?"

I thought I was helping by not pointing out that your head seems to be filled with thoughts of Risa penetrating you. I give myself a high five as you frown at the Risa image.

What do we do?
[] Attack her at once.
[] Continue down the same path as before
[] Continue down the same path as before a few times
[] Ask her something
[] Other, please specify

>>29617530
[x] Continue down the same path as before a few times

>>29617530
>[x] Ask her something
why is my darkside a giant bug?

>>29617530
[x] How do you know I'm the real Jager?
[x] Get her suspicious of us.
[x] Earn her trust.

>>29617584
I assume it's because this mess is a result of taking power from Beezlebub, the fallen angel fly guy.

>>29617530
>Ask her something
"When I point out the obvious flaw in your logic, namely that if the boss is dead then the trust doesn't matter, could you not stab me? What's even the point?"

>>29617530
>Continue down the same path as before a few times
If it does keep repeating itself, try subtly different tactics.

Like just smack her upside the head and tell her to quit it.

>>29617701
If worst comes to worst, try scolding her.

Deep down she's completely terrified of having someone she likes be disappointed in her and will crumble like a souffle.

>>29617786
Or maybe ask her what she gets out of doing this, since it doesn't seem very fun for her.

I mean what she stabs us forever or until we actually give up and die inside?

You can make her a better offer.

>>29617530
>Yeah, well this is a nice long trial of self discovery and it shouldn't matter how long it takes to finish, so walk with me a while.

>>29617530
[x] Attack her at once.
Trust, and be betrayed.

>>29617913
There are different kind of betrayals.

Sure someone can let you down some of the time, but that doesn't mean you go full murderhobo.

>>29617955
You misunderstand.

'Risa' trusts us to go along with her shit.

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"Why is my dark side a giant bug?" You ask.

"Probably because you absorbed some of fly king Beelzebub’s power?" Risa offers.

"Huh." You note, deciding that probably makes sense. "When I point out the obvious flaw in your logic, namely that if the boss is dead then the trust doesn't matter, could you not stab me? What's even the point?" You ask.

Again, Risa penetrates you. Ha ha ha. It is around the third instance of this that Risa doesn't show up but the wall remains destroyed. You look around for any sign of sudden Risa attacks, but you seem to be alone this time. You walk over to the empty hole and see written around it a phrase. "Those with faith are not always rewarded, but only those who have faith can be rewarded by it. The trial of trust is to continue trusting despite perhaps even the world telling you it is foolish."

"Well, that is sort of nice. Didn't really have to stab me for it though I think." You say as you step through into the maze again. You walk down the path, looking high and low for a way towards the distant castle, its flying-buttress towering with menace. "So is Risa in here?" You ask.

Hm? Oh, yeah probably in the castle up ahead. You make your way forward until you find your way in a large circle. You look around the hedges and nearly exit when you see Caede riding a large dog walk into sigh. She glares at you before pulling out a large stick and charging you, letting out a loud buzzing noise you think is meant to be her battle cry.
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>>29617530
[x] Walk through the hole Risa made in the wall

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She bounces off of you and falls over onto the ground. You are about to move to help her when she props herself back up. She is holding back tears and is being really brave, you think, as she climbs back onto her large dog and starts trotting off the way you came, her gentle sniffling making you think her damn is about to break. "That was sort of adorable." You note.

Not as cute as hollow kisses. "What are hollow kisses?" You ask looking towards the castle. Oh, in the unpublished omake. Risa presses her mask against Tier's, decloaks, and says 'Hollow Kisses'. It makes her followers mad and terrifies the crap out of her. It's pretty cute. "What's a tier?" You ask.

Just, just shut up and move on damn you.

[] Go after Caede
[] Go towards the castle
[] Other, please specify
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>>29618051
>[x] Go towards the castle
Caede's a big girl

>>29618051
>Go after Caede
Must comfort crying girl. I think that's something worth flipping Risa off for.

>>29618051
>[X] Go after Caede
Jaeger isn't the type to leave a little girl behind! Apparently!

>>29618051
>[x] after caede, have to make sure she's alright

>>29618092
Did you forget what happened last time?

The castle might just be a ruse or something, I mean who even gives a shit about castles?

We have one, and what did it get us?

>>29618051
>[x] Go after Caede

>>29618051
>[] Go after Caede

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>>29618142
True... going after Caede would be the Jager-ish thing to do.

I was outvoted anyway brah

>>29618220
Well I mean it did give Jager a place to indulge her love of interior decorating.

How did she even get stuff? She doesn't have Risa's vague matter-acquisition powers.

>>29618327
Bastidores?
a previously unmentioned hollow with the power to create furniture?

>>29618220
Unless it being the Jager-ish thing to do is just what they want us to think and is a trap somehow.

I mean this isn't a real little girl but a mental projection of one, so is following her just self-indulgent?

I hope not.

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"Hold on, Caede might have been hurt." You say turning to go after her. Hurt? She is a bug demon thing. How can she be hurt? Plus, she is a figment of your obviously deranged psychosis. Clearly you are in no position to be making any sort of decision here. "Is this because you think David Bowie is in that castle?" In leather trousers!

You ignore my valid points and walk after Caede, her wandering and meandering path strangely easy to follow. You eventually make your way into a small section of the maze with several room like objects. A futon with comforter, some clothes, a statue of Caede being held up by Fuego while he chokes a horse to death. Pretty sure it is a metaphor for his virility. You accept that as fact and move to where Caede lays with her face buried in the pillow. You gently tap her shoulder and she looks up at you, thick trails of snot and tears covering her face. Ew.

"Kids get like this, nothing you can do about it." You say wiping Caede's face on your dress.

She accepts it with little complaint as you work to straighten her outfit. "I think you were doing a good job as a knight. You were really brave and didn't cry at all." You explain and she seems to brighten just a bit.

She spends a few minutes showing you her things, and explaining her brave conquests, but I can't actually transcribe her language so let's just move on. You glance at the setting sun, not aware that time has no meaning in the dream scape, before nodding back to Caede. "Thanks for showing me, but I have to go help my friend, and maybe make my way to the castle." You explains.

Caede seems to think for a moment before grabbing your hand. She tugs on you with all of her might, and you go along with her weak insistence, and she leads you through a previously unseen portion of the maze. After a few hours of her tugging at you, you make phenomenal progress into the maze!
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She puffs out her chest proudly before grabbing her thin knight helmet and whistling. Her large dog bounds through the maze and stops before her. She climbs on and grabs a particularly good whacking stick then nods. "It is dangerous to go with me you know." You explain.

She shakes her head and points forward, leading you further into the maze. You follow behind her and eventually stop before a large twisted gate. The black metal gives off a pungent, lusty scent and the spikes on top drip with viscous, unknown material. "What is that?" You ask.

That would be a Risa Gate. Keep in mind she managed to get at you by invading your mind, so parts of her and parts of you are mixing together, like the mixing of blood in a flea. See what I did there? What I hinted at? "No?" You offer. You all need to read more.

You walk through the Risa gate and instantly your senses are bombarded by sensation. The colors are both brighter and darker. The sounds all blend into a unique symphony. The gentle wind blowing over your skin sends you into shivers of both pain and pleasure, while the smell and taste of the so alive hedge make your mouth water. You take a moment to control yourself, Caede staring intently at you, but you eventually manage to get it right. You look through the former hedge and see it has turned into a surrealist painting with a few signs at seeming arbitrary sections.
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"What is this one? Gornabrious Bopfrod?" You ask. Oh, that's the fatebreaker control center. "Then what's a Bopfrod?" Gnomish god of time.

You pass by the gate, catching a glimpse of a glowing, hissing twisted thing within and find a blue painted wooden door. The words Police Public Call Box circle the top of it. "And this?" You ask. Oh, our collected memories of doctor who, including future episodes because I have been using the fatebreaker as a sort of time portal to the future for totally arbitrary and pointless things. You walk past it and find yourself at a door being guarded by a giant cicada statue. "This?" You ask. Our collected lust and fantasies. "Why a cicada?" Cicadas are lusty, right?

You shake your head before moving past, no sense of time or distance helping you. You eventually find yourself close to the castle. The sounds of Risa screaming can be heard from the inside.

Then again, you could go back and get more power from her core. Think about it, dip your toe into the fatebreaker and become a time wolf. Who cares if Risa suffers a bit for it, it isn't like she can die anyway. Go into the lust corridor, get something no other hollow has. Remember the joys of the flesh. Go into the Time lord vault and get a mystery prize. Think of all Risa's power. Think of what you can do with it.

[] Go back and make a copy of Risa's power, she will understand
[] Go into the castle
[] Wait a second, you don't sound like monologue
[] Yes I do
[] Other, please specify
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>>29619088
Oh god.

>>29619129
You'd have to be crazy to want Risa's powers.

Which is all when and good for her, but not really our style.

>>29619129
[] Wait a second, you don't sound like monologue

>>29619177
By which I mean
>Go into the castle

Because seriously after just a couple hours of dealing with monologue, you pretty much snapped.

>>29619129
[] Wait a second, you don't sound like monologue

>>29619129
>[x] Go into the castle

Risa wouldn't do that to us, we won't do it to her

>>29619129
[x] wait a minute, your not monologue!

>>29619129
[x] ...Charlotte? Is that you?
[x] Go into the castle

Ye gads, why is there a screaming Risa?

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>>29619129
[x] Wait a second, you don't sound like monologue

>>29619403

Yeah. Why'd we want to become a time wolf anyway? That'd associate us with Bad Wolf, possibly the most convoluted and nonsensical piece of writing on Doctor Who yet. They STILL haven't explained it, you just have to nod and smile and accept it!

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>>29619554
I remember when the Doctor's companions were interesting because of who they were as people and or sex appeal, not some timey wimey super special reality shaping temporary powers AND sex appeal

>>29619554
And of course we'd be getting whatever RISA thinks is sexy. Who the fuck wants that?

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>>29619616

But they're pretty and full of mystery and so mysterious and smart and intruiguing they're a special unique mystery that the Doctor MUST SOLVE at ALL COSTS!

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"The dolphin is right. You don't sound like monologue." You point out. Yes I do. "Monologue usually sounds like a waifish Japanese girl who gargles broken glass and some sort of thick liquid like glue as a hobby." Semen, the word you are looking for is- "Or they sound like a guy with a heavenly voice. You sound like, well, me." You explain.

Well, who am I if not you? Think of the things you can do. The power you can get by taking Risa's abilities. She has the power to regenerate, power over time and gravity. Near total mastery of space and all her mysteries. Yet what have you? The ability to shoot really well. That won't let you save her, it won't let you save her at all. Think about it, think about what going down this path can offer you. Just consider what I can do for you. What allowing yourself to forget all those little distractions an offer you in time.

"No." You reply, glaring out towards the castle. "You stay the hell out of my head and stay away from my friends" You command and you feel a black miasma cast off of you.

LOSE PATH OF DESTRUCTION

Sorry, what happened? I was distracted by my other job. You sigh as you shake your head. "No, nothing. Just, nothing." You say before sonidoing into the castle.

You navigate the darkened castle, Risa's screams of agony leading you well. After some time you manage to make your way into what looks like a parody of your throne room. Hooks hang down from the ceiling from long chains. Blood drips onto the floor from them and the countless torture devices set up around the room. Risa lays sprawled on a torture rack of some kind while a darker, more spike covered Jager slams spikes into her. After a ripping the barbed spikes from her body Risa convulses then hangs for a moment.

"Now, are you going to let up your assault?' Not you asks, her voice filled with rage indescribably by the English.
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Risa smacks her lips and looks up, her always regenerating body taking care of her wounds in swift order. "Only once you take the kid gloves off. Seriously, are you trying to torture me or ask me to take yer mum to prom? Either way, you will have to work harder to sweeten the pot." Risa explains.

"This is pointless. Besides, a more fitting target has entered my castle, isn't that right Jager?" The not you says turning. We need a better name for her. Beelzejager says.

You come out from where you were hiding behind the door and Risa smiles. "Hi Jager! You suck at torture."

"Hello Risa." You offer stepping around the room. "Sorry I didn't get here sooner."

"Nah, it's cool. I got her right about where I want her." Risa explains with a knowing wink.

What do you want to do?
[] Attack BeelzeJager
[] Talk to BeelzeJager
[] Talk to Risa
[] Free Risa
[] Other, please specify
(2/2)

Double or nothing

>>29619831
>[x] Attack BeelzeJager

pretty sure Risa can bust out any time she wants

>>29619616
>>29619745
Knew a lass who quit the doctor who fandom after the 50th special didn't have Rose Tyler come back.

Because of THAT. She also got mad when River Song didn't turn out to be the daughter of Ten Too and Rose Tyler.

>>29619831
"Risa I know you're pretty much an amoeba with schizophrenia. Stop playing around with those shackles."

>>29619831
[x] Talk to BeelzeJager

"How much of that is Beelze, and how much Jaeger is left in there?"

>>29619884
Did you smack her in the gob?

>>29619831
[x] Talk to BeelzeJager
[x] Tell Risa to stop messing around

>>29619831
>Attack BeelzeJager

You should probably try fighting your own battles I guess? I don't know how long is that dress you're wearing? Might want to rip it for improved mobility and definitely no other reason.

>>29619831
>[] Talk to Risa
Tell her to shapshift around the shackles. Jager's biggest strength is her friends. Jager doesn't stand much of a chance against BeezleJager in a straight fight 1v1.

>>29619941
It might not be a literal battle, but more a symbolic thing?

We could just attack and trust Risa to back us up if we need it?

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>>29619979
so we have to hug her and or accept that she's a part of us?

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>>29620122
Well, that.

Or we forgive her.

>>29620122

The way I see it, Jaeger may end up with one of several outcomes: she rejects it entirely and purges it from her being, or dominates it so that she can still utilize the power while not losing sight of who she is (probably tricky). Although the second option may still result in Jaeger changing due to absorbing demonic essence, though retaining more of her original personality/traints.

>>29620227
Probably best to reject it, demons ain't really her style.

Maybe some Mormons would be best since both they and Cain gave ??? points.

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"Risa, you are a shape shifter. Get out of the shackles." You say.

"But this is imaginary world. Your brain might think of shackles are a real threat, thus keeping me all locked up and secure." Risa protests.

"It is our minds all mixed together. Monologue said it was something about a flea?" Jager offers and Risa tilts her head.

"Flea? A Flea." She mutters then wrinkles her nose in thought. "That a John Donne reference?" Of course you bloody know it. "Always thought that one was about abortion myself." Of course you did!

"If you are finished with your parade of childishness." Beelzejager says, her spikes growing and melding together out of her back into wings. "I believe we have some rather important matters to discuss."

You blink as you realize you are getting as flaky as Risa can be. You step forward and stare at BeelzeJager. The spikes forming out of different parts of her body, the ones on her shoulders making her look like she is wearing pauldrons the ones on her head taking the place of her hair. You frown at her before asking "You mean how you seem to be stuck in my mind? I would rather you be out." You explain.

"I think not. You need me. Always needing your friends to save you, requiring your allies to cover up the slack. Of course you need me to stay here. I am a new and improved Jager." She explains. She smells like grapefruit. You mentally scold me for that being the thing I notice, before continuing.
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"What do you mean?" You ask.

"You always need the others to save you. I can do all the saving you need." She explains as several forms take shape around Risa.

One is a form of Risa which reminds you too much of the morning star, the other is- actually, they all know who they are. "What? I don't really-" You say then look over one of them. "Why is that one wearing a line of barbed wire? I looks like it would dig something terrible." You say looking over dark Risa.

"It's a phase. We decided collectively she will probably grow out of it. Also, yes. I can speak from experience when I say that does dig something terrible." Risa says and you hear the buzzing laughter of Beelzejager from behind you.

"Here to let your friends save you again? Without power, to allow others to control you? Very well, I shall slay as many as I must to get this done!" Beelzejager says summoning a horde of buzzing spikes.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first three.

Also

[] Fight by yourself
[] Something something friendship, let them do the heavy lifting
[] Send one of them to fight for you
[] Other, please specify
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Rolled 41

>>29620350
>[x] Fight by yourself
pride thing

Rolled 18

>>29620350
>[x] Other
Friendship means fighting equally.

Rolled 84

>>29620350
Fight by ourselves

Rolled 74

>>29620350
Face yourself with the power of friendship and violence. Tell Risa to back you up.

Also flies might work for Caede, but they're not our style.

>>29620410
whew

Rolled 98

>>29620350
[x] Problem with that is you aren't in saving anyone but yourself
[x] Have Risa back you up as you start firing spikes

>>29620410
Thank fuck.

Though I'd say it's okay to ask them to watch our backs.

Maybe clip her wings if it turns out that we need more than self-confidence.

>>29620432
HAH. Late.

>>29620432
If only Jager invested in a better dice pool.

Ah well, 84 should work. Agree with backing up though.

>>29620395
>>29620412
>>29620432

You realize of course she is a woman throwing sticks fighting 'with' a cosmic almost god right? No matter what you mean by equal, Risa will be doing almost all of the work if she depends on her. Standing back and firing spikes mean risa takes all your aggro, and you just sort of stay far away, hoping others to save you. There is no 'equality' here. You are too damn weak for that and your fighting style isn't based on taking it even.

"What do you mean?" You ask. I mean yer weak, you knob head.

And now to get rekt for refusing to let friends help.

>>29620494
Well then I guess we gotta put it all on the line.

You can't get power for nothing, you gotta earn it.

>>29620494
Alright good point.

We gotta face ourselves and beat the shit out of her.

STRANGE, ISN'T IT?

>>29620494

I guess it's a choice between a quick route to power, but at the cost of Jaeger's soul or hollowmanity.... or Humanity? Whatever.

I'll toss in my vote with some vague rambling about friendship and stuff, and having the Risas fight it out.

Good leaders don't need to kick a lot of ass, they just need to have powerful friends who they can rely on and delegate heavy lifting to.

>>29620494
She's fighting an already defeated cosmic god in her own headspace, with her mildly deranged friend as back up.

>>29620569
We're going to die and then DESTRUCTION RE-LOCKED because Jager always has to have someone else save her and now we don't have Monologue reality warping things to force stupid to work.

RIP Jager.

>>29620494
Right, right.
[x] Something something friendship, let them do the heavy lifting

>>29620597
Then why would he give us the "ARE YOU SURE" when we wanted to fight her with Risa?

>>29620589
I don't follow how you drew that conclusion.

>>29620494
Okay could you just tell me what you're trying to say with this? Because I'm confused. You seem to be saying hoping others to save us is a bad thing, and referring to weakness of character as opposed to just go juice.

The message you're trying to get us learn has become obscured.

>>29620680
Like... >>29620589 is saying something about it being a quick route to power, but the only easy way out I see is letting Risa do it.

>>29620569
Considering withdrawing this, because I'm just... confused and nervous now.

You're scolding us for something but I don't know what.

Is it not standing up for ourselves, or not embracing that we suck?

>>29620680
I think its a pro DIY thing

>But this is imaginary world. Your brain might think of shackles are a real threat, thus keeping me all locked up and secure." Risa protests.

belief, conviction. mind over matter here guys. If we think evil Jager is strong, then she is and vice versa

think the little engine that could

>>29620732
Alright, then I guess >>29620729 is un-withdrawn.

Let's see where this goes?

>>29620744
But then again, our path was that of Trust, and I'm not sure if that means we need to embrace our role as a support class?

>>29620494
[x] Let's take a stand.

I am Veloces Jaeger, your services are not necessary, and I am the best damn support in the world. The Soul King said so. Or his corpse did.

The voice in our head isn't just monologue. It also represents Jager's self doubts, and how she may feel about how she fights. It may represent BeezleJager trying to corrode our own belief as well. However, we can believe in Risa but want to do this ourselves. We can be strong for her. For the others this one hurt.
Also, this one hurt our friends. We owe BeezleJager hell.

>>29620771
trust eh?

then how about trusting in your own abilities?

>>29620782
Alright fine.

>>29620680
>>29620729
Oh fer the love of bopfrod, fine. I will break the bloody meta. If you ask some form of risa to save you like bloody always then she will. You won't learn self reliance, and you will always be a dependent gob gobber. But you will be safe as long as Risa is around since she will do all the butt kicking for you.

Or you could risk getting rofl stomped by beelzejager, risk losing yourself, but also you have a chance of becoming self reliant. Instead of depending on Risa every time something more threatening then a cough comes up you can maybe depend on yourself more. It is a whole mental 'Will I risk being able to stand up for myself or will I let others save me' type deal. 'Will I trust Risa or will I trust me'.

"What are you talking-" You start. You just keep glaring at beelzejager while we sort this.

Guys we have monologue, beelzejaeger, who knows what and us in Jaeger's head right now

This is another test for the path of trust, we aren't strong on our own. We are strong with allies

And what do you need to fight alongside allies?

>>29620494
no fuck you beelzejager, your an ass and i stood up against a literal god.
fuck off, we don't need any.
[x]attack

...You know, another part of this could be explained. Jager's big soul devoured was Cain. While OoC, it was us, IC, what if this was representative of his influence?

>>29620790
I guess it does go both ways, but I want to know what >>29620611
>>29620589

Were thinking, and why >>29620591
deleted his post

>>29620732
So is this going to be Fenrir 2.0, then?

>>29620814
Well then we gotta trust ourselves.

I mean that's what Risa wants for Jager right, for Jager to stand alongside her and shit?

>>29620838
Attacking Beezlebub was WORD OF GODDED as instadeath for us. I dunno if it's a good idea to attack.

>>29620814
Let's stand for ourselves, and those who can't.

>>29620814
Sorry, Azure.

>>29620832
No, actually I >>29620591 was trying to figure out a nice damn speech. Couldn't do it. Oh well.

My vote is here. >>29620778

>>29620814
I say we fight dirty, we aren't strong, but that doesn't matter, even the greatest warrior can fall to a well placed knife

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>>29620838
You mean keep trying no matter hard it gets because we never know how close they are to death.

>>29620864
Vampire spikes are nice this time of season.

>>29620857
this is beezeljager
totally different

>>29620857
We can doubt, but if we choose to rely on others here, Jager will always need Risa to save her. Jager will never find her own power. Hell, she may even find a Path of Dependence.

>>29620861
In case that wasn't clear...

ATTACK.

>>29620893
Path of Gob Gobber

>>29620893
this.
we should stand up for ourselves when it counts.

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>he had to fucking tell you guys point blank what's what

your own paranoia is making you retarded.

>>29620893
That means we become a vampire. Ugh.

Denying the path of gob gobbing seems to be a go. Writing now.

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>>29620875
Whoops, meant

>>29620922
NO GOD NO NO NO NO

ATTACK

DON'T GOB THE GOB

>>29620911
I was pretty sure he meant we had to fight ourselves, but I wasn't completely sure.

And misunderstandings lead to bad times for all.

>>29620935
WE ARE, STOP PANICKING.

>>29620922
>>29620935
Nevermind me. I missed that important word "Denying"

>>29620935
He said denying the path of gob-gobbing, not embracing it.

>>29620911
Apologies, we seem to have forgotten our towel.

>>29620911
It's really hard not to be paranoid about everything in this quest when everyone really is out to get you and you never know what's supposed to be a sign and what isn't.

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>>29620969
Well, it is based off of bleach

>>29620969
>everyone really is out to get you
No.
>you never know what's supposed to be a sign
Dunno about you, but it's around 2am here.

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>>29620969
well, one tip off, imo, is how he words the options.

you guys are always are not reading between the lines or reading in between the lines so much you see things that aren't there.

>>29620987

Is that from a gag episode, or did that actually happen in the show?

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>>29621029
Gag episode.

However this actually happened in Busou Renkin.

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>>29621029
between break/ show ending omake gags

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What if gobbing the gob was the only way to not die and rejecting gob = accepting destruction?

>>29621122
Then I'd be really sad.

>>29621122
The dice will decide.

>>29621122
Well since I'm pretty sure the whole trust thing was a way of saying we can trust AE to not fuck us over all the time, I'm pretty sure that's not gonna happen.

>>29621155
We're doomed.

>>29621171
Obviously this was to show us the true meaning of love.

>>29621155
We're doomed you say?

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You look back at Risa and then at Beelzejager. No, you think. She has saved you plenty of times in the past but not this time. She has given you a chance, you won't blow it by letting other people do the heavy lifting for you. That's not what it means to be a friend. You tear your dress, shortening it and giving you lots of leg room before mentally commanding your release. Your body gets a thick plate of armor and spikes as you flex your muscles and assume a pose similar to a boxer. "That's Risa, but this is something I need to do alone." You explain. Well, alone plus a voice in your head. "You don't count as people." You explain. Well, that was rude.

You start jabbing quickly, spikes firing from your arms and flying towards the floating woman. She dodges, of course, and swings her arm. A soft spike, more like a whip that a spike, shoots out and lashes your exposed leg. I like where this is going, but you apparently do not as you leap back and continue punching, trying to catch the perfectly skillful woman with one of your spikes. She manages to block them or dodge them totally and you feel yourself growing frustrated.

You know she is- "Quiet!" You shout firing a cero towards the dodging beelzejager. It explodes with spikes, filling the room with your potent steel rain. The image of not you keeps her speed, lashing you with the whip and sending spikes of agony into your body.

"Damn it! She's too strong!" No really, I can- "I knew it was a bad idea to fight something like this." Stop whining. It is seriously like the most simple cliché which- "Damn it, I want to be strong for my friends." You say, tears forming as you slam your fist into the ground.
(1/3?)

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Oh for the love of- A strong slap collides with your face, sending you flying back a few feet and skidding on the ground. You look up at the blank air and then rub your face, warmth on your cheek where I struck you. "The implications of that are-" You start. Quiet. Look, she is in your head, all of this is you. She is strong, yeah, only because you expect her to be strong! Try not thinking she will just easily avoid your blows, you wanker.

You decide to trust me and get up. You fire your spikes in a few random places to herd her, then charge her when she seems to have her guard down.

>84.

You slam your fists into her body and send spikes into her torso. She coughs up small scarlet flecks before slamming her first into you. You force yourself to think it doesn't hurt as you launch a small combo of punches into her body, spikes launching into her. You keep it up until holding onto the image of her being weak overwhelms you and sends you staggering back. Beelzejager snarls and you see lots of spikes in her torso, making her look like she got on the wrong side of a giant porcupine with poor social skills.

"You dare, you disgusting slut! Should I remind you of the indignity of your death? Remind you the pain of betrayal!?" Beelzejager asks and you smile a little.

"Already went through the cave of trust. You should really think of getting something more imaginative. Plus I already more or less went through the indignity of death. A ridiculously handsome man with some very nice muscles was there and everything." You explain, in the irritating way Risa does when she starts getting smart.
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>>29621122

I'd try to look on the bright side and see it as a venue for Jaeger development. Not everything that we did in the wonderland has to be for naught. Perhaps Beezlejager will be the dominant personality, but still be able to be influenced by the same traits that regular Jaeger had. Or maybe Beezlejaeger will admit that being self-reliant is paramount, but not having any buddies or friends to back you up or hang out with sucks almost as much as being utterly dependent. Who knows? It would be up to us to decide.

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Beelzejager looks shocked at your impudence, but then her faces to rage. "Fine. I was not born just of you, filth. My master has more sway than you ever could!" She shouts before flies cover her body.

In an instant they scatter, and in the place of Beelzejager is a many breasted bipedal fly with massive wings, and a bulbous, oozing head. It lets out a sickening buzz before firing a beam of destruction towards you and while you try to force yourself to just think of it as nothing, it still hurts a ton.

Seems this is round two.

Please roll 1d100. Best of first three.

Also
[] Continue the attack. We have to learn to get on this level ourselves if we want to stay with Risa
[] Give the stage to Risa, she is used to dealing with this and it is too much for us
[] Other, please specify
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Rolled 91

>>29621258
[] Continue the attack. We have to learn to get on this level ourselves if we want to stay with Risa

ROW ROW FIGHT THE POWAH

Rolled 84

>>29621258
>[x] Continue the attack. We have to learn to get on this level ourselves if we want to stay with Risa


I want to make reference to the fly or the thing but I got nothing atm

Rolled 63

>>29621258
>Continue the attack
Teach it a lesson for having a big head.

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>>29621275
Feeeeling reaaaaaaaaaaal good about myself

>>29621258
>[X] Continue the attack. We have to learn to get on this level ourselves if we want to stay with Risa
OPERATION HENSHIN A GO GO IS A GO!

>>29621258
Spikes into the eyes! And the ground!

Try to grab some reiatsu for a nice spear.

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Only Jager can stop Jeff Goldblum I mean Beelzejager

>>29621039
Why in the bottom panel does it look like the messy haired guy is holding onto the other guys impossibly long dick through his clothes?

>>29621588
Hero guy's spear has a really long cloth thing at the end of it which you can see in the top panel.

I think he actually uses it as part of the weapon?

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You wipe the small trickle of blood out of your mouth. You look down at your dress and feel a small twinge of pain that it got dirty. You never really get a chance to dress up all girly and frilly. You shake your head before leaping forward and summoning more spikes. You run towards beelzejager and start punching, your spikes flying. However the beast seems nearly unable to be touches by your blade. It wraps its lashing whip around your throat and starts to pull.

Before it manages to close your wind pipe you take a deep breath. You let the pull happen and go with the flow rather than fighting it, allowing you to get closer to the fly. It realizes its mistake only too late as you grab hold of one of the pus oozing breasts and grip tight. A wail of pain echoes through the room as you start slamming your other first into the captured fly. You hold tight as the beast tries to strangle you, but luckily having a large bust, sorry, I mean large chest means you have big lungs and are damn good at holding your breath. A solid minute of spike based punching follows, with you hitting them like your life depended on it because, well, it does. You feel your muscles scream in demand of oxygen, but you punch harder. You feel the lactic acid build up try and steal your strength but you just punch harder. Your vision swims and goes black around the edges but you keep punching.
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Finally the whip loosens and the fly rips itself from your grasp, the part you were holding onto coming off in a meaty, disgusting chunk. You throw it to the ground before exhaling and then taking in a deep lung full of air, ignoring how your fingertips seem to have gone blue. You cough a little and fire some spikes into the air which act like seeking missiles, splitting into four each as they come down and forcing the beast to dodge. That gives you an idea. If this is a dream scape, then you don't have any limits on your spikes. If you have no limits then you can do whatever you want with them. Meaning if you wanted to you could...

You leap into the air, sonidoing over and over again while firing spikes out of your back. You get some good distance from the fly and start forming a massive spike. You ignore the restraints of go juice, you have no need to worry about that here. Instead you allow the power to take over forming quickly a massive spike, over a mile long and half that thick. You force your will into it and strain against the mass of the thing, trying to remind yourself that it isn't real but that is only taking you so far. Still you force the thing down and fire it like out of a great cannon towards the surface of the planet below. As the fly starts to dodge you clench your firsts, splitting the edges of the spike off into countless vampiric spikes. They fill the sky as the long spike gains speed at the loss of mass and when it finally collides with the surface below there is a massive explosion because that is how soul physics work apparently.

You glide down to the impaled fly beast, spikes littering the whole of what was once the castle and the whole of the dream scape. You clutch the beast’s throat.
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>>29621635
I get that but why did the artist need to draw it in such a way that I can't see anything but what I said?

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"Fine then, take me yourself. But know I will be waiting." It says and starts to fade into you, but then stops as the ultra-sexy, super fantastical me stops it.

Hold your horses there cowboy. Yes, you could absorb it and try to subjugate it, but that would mean taking that poison into you. Eventually it will work its way to the surface and try to dominate you and you will be forced to fight it off all the time. "You would okay Risa eating it." You point out. Yes, I would, because Risa is pant shittingly crazy. Anything that gets stuck in her wouldn't be able to dominate her because frankly she can't even dominate herself. It's who she is, it's how she is. However if you let it go to Caede she will likely get uber strong from it, since she is the same breed, while if you give it to Beelzebub he might feel indebted to you.

"I am just fine, by the way!" Risa shouts from her torture rack.

"Oh, shush Risa. You know I wouldn't hurt you." You explain.

Well, what do you want to do?

[] Devour
[] Try and force it into Caede
[] Send it back to its master, Beelzebub
[] Other, please specify
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>>29621653
>You look down at your dress and feel a small twinge of pain that it got dirty.
Didn't we already rip the thing so that we could walk better?

>>29621653
>You never really get a chance to dress up all girly and frilly.
...She likes that stuff? Learn something new every day.

>>29621689
[x] Try and force it into Caede

>>29621690
Shortened hems can be somewhat fashionable. Bloodstains aren't.

>>29621689
Giiive it to Risa! Maybe it'll help her not be a rock sooner!

>>29621689
>Send it back to its master, Beelzebub
He was pretty nice to us, all things considered, so it's the polite thing to do.

Just say that it turns out it wasn't really our thing.

>>29621690
Yes, but that just made us look cooler.

Getting it dirtied up in hell spawn juice is just a tragedy.

>>29621689
>[x] Send it back to its master, Beelzebub

forcing on someone isn't Jager's style, and that gunk is what got in this mess in the first,

RETURN TO SENDER
>[x] Other, please specify

IMAGINATION STATION TRANSFORMATION. PRETTY FRILLY DRESS MODE ACTIVATE

>>29621689
Can we try making a crystal out of it? Caede might want it, and Jager'd probably ask, right?

>>29621689
>[] Other, please specify
Can we ASK Caede if she'd want the thing?

>>29621689
Wait a sec, does this mean that Risa can reject the Soul King shard from herself?

>>29621689
Ask Caede if she wants it
Otherwise send it home with a note saying it was very naughty

>>29621768
Maybe you have to not be a plot rock to reject stuff. Or be kept alive by said stuff.

>>29621689
>[] Other, please specify
Jam it into Risa! Powerup time, yo.

If we can't, see if Caede wants it, but don't force it on her. I don't think Jager would experiment on kids willy nilly...
If she doesn't want it give it to Monologue.

>>29621707
"It's not like I like it! I am just, you know. Tall, and king of muscular. Plus I can't get my hair long, and if it wasn't for my chest I would probably look more like a boy." You grumble.

She means she likes it but is self conscious of how she looks. "That isn't-" I ignore you to answer what we can do.

>>29621723
No can do boss.
>>29621742
Gahahahaha, she has to be able to picture it for it to work. Don't think she has the mental muscle.
>>29621765
Can't keep it that way. Has to go somewhere and there is a plot rock limit in the game.
>>29621768
It is already part of her, part of god's contingencies to fuck over Lucifer.

>>29621785
Still, Lucifer could have just asked us nicely to vomit it up, and I'd say there's a 50% chance we'd have done it, since fuck you God.

>>29621799
How about an unstable crystal that unless someone eats it in like... five minutes, will dissolve back to Beelzebub?

Or just give it to the fly king since that sounds way too complicated.

>>29621799

>[x] Send it back to its master, Beelzebub

Well, there's always natural evolution.

>>29621799
Can we give it to Monologue?

>>29621802
I bet god is still laughing about this

>>29621802
Honestly we would have done it just for the chance to vomit all over Lucifer

We could have thrown up tonnes of Swedish fish, some scrubby souls, a few random objects and then the plot rock

You have a feeling Caede probably wouldn't hate it.

>>29621846
Could we vomit up the first nofunagami we ate?

>>29621855
Well in that case, let's give a little girl a present I guess?

>>29621855
Well, as long it doesn't take over her mind...

Good night.

>>29621873
Thought I would clarify since people were flipping and flopping.

>>29621873
Maybe it will make her HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE

Does this mean that Jager has Cain in her head waiting to pop up and be a cunt?

>>29621799
Jager wouldn't force it on someone. Return to sender if there's no way to ask.

>>29621881
Well I mean... forcing gross stuff onto little girls is pretty messed up stuff.

But if she probably wants it, then that makes it okay.

>>29621799
>risa is quite literally gods defense against lucifer
this gunna be gud.

>Arc to power level Jager
>Can't power level her without giving the poor girl a lobotomy
Oh well. I'm sure something will come along eventually.

>>29621881
idk? it sounds more like we were forcing it on her more then anything and we really shouldn't so that.
send it back.

Let's do it this way. If you want to return to sender link to this post with 1. If you want to give to Caede, link to this post with 2.

Just the number and a link to this post. Nothing else. Will tally then post in a few minutes.

>>29621855
Oh, sorry, missed that. >>29621889 here, long as Caede could cough it up too.
Of course, if things went wrong there, we could slam Risa into her head too and see what goes on in a fly demon's brain.

>>29621931
2

>>29621881
I guess we can always apologize if she doesn't like it, and it shouldn't warp her mind and spirit since she's already made of the same stuff?

I think Monologue is giving us the okay here.

>>29621931
2

>>29621931
1

>>29621931
2

Caede will be fiiiiiine.

>>29621931
1

Seems giving Caede the demon juice wins it. Writing now.

>>29621972
I'm just terrified that this is OOC for Jager and thus will explode in her face...
Would she really experiment on kids like this?

>>29622011
It's not like she just can't refuse it.

>>29622003
I thought Beez was an angel?

>>29622011
Well look at it this way, it's making another stronger, while if we used it we'd go bat shit fucking insane (eventually)
and Risa can already fuck gods up with minimal effort

>>29622011
Well, I was with you, but I think it could go one of two ways now: Jager sees this thing as something that, with its power at Caede's disposal, and with her much more likely control, would protect her better. Or this is something that will go poorly but generally have good intent behind it.

>>29622029
Demons are fallen angels.

>>29622032
Risa is a paperweight.


We really need to go find Lola and get her to do things. Having another vasto on board would be good.

>>29622029
Beelzebub is an angel. The spawn of angels, or the attempts of demons to replicate humanity through unique creature or modification are demons.

It is sort of muddled where the end begins and the truth ends, but the short of it is Devils make demons through a touch of their power.

>>29622050
I want plant bro to kick some tail
Think we can get it a kickass theme song?