http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Neckbeard%20QuestPrevious threadThe story continues.
"Charlotte? You ready? We have to go!">Coming! ~<3
>Just had to grab a couple of things!
You are now Neckbeard again.
"So, tell me.""What was the real reason you came in here?""Anyone who comes in here usually has a reason.."
>>29607553"I forget. Hot dickings, I think?"Take a second look at what this guy has behind the counter.
>>29607553Wait.Why is the mask off?
>>29607844>I forget. Hot dickings, I think?"You sure it wasn't to devour human flesh?"He then mumbles under his breath on how he had better dickings than that.He has more stock, like a variety of charms, masks, and other objects of interest. He also has a few unopened boxes behind his desk.>>29607998You never put the mask on, and you took the mask from him.
>>29608730Blush. "I-I can do a bit of that too if you want..."Check the boxes.
>>29608800>I-I can do a bit of that too if you want..."No thank you."You pull up the boxes onto the counter, there are three. One big, one medium, one small. The Charm Dealer is just standing there, watching.Which one do you open first?
>>29609142Go big or go home.
>>29609142BIG BIG BIG!
Open them all. Fuck it!
>>29609232>>29609572>>29610082You open the big box, it contains:An expired enchant scrollUnsold spellbooksA few robot porno magazinesA couple of crystal diceA doll's torsoA dragon dildoAnd about fifty granny porn dvds.
>>29611336Roll diceExamine spellbooks
>>29611336Examine the robot porno magazine.
Rolled 4>>29611336Read the spellbook out loud
>>29611336Attach the dragon dildo to the doll torso and go to town while watching the DVDs.
>>29611336Attempt to cast spells from spellbook, using dragon dildo as wand and granny porn as material components. No matter what material components are listed, use granny porn.
>>29611336Make mental note to raid local TV station and swap evening news broadcast for granny porn.
Rolled 17>>29612183>Make mental note to raid local TV station and swap evening news broadcast for granny porn.Not just evening news, replace every show with granny porn.
>>29611448>What does this shit say here...>I... What? What does this even... damn wizards. Whatever, let's just see what happens.>"Al'whya al Cthulhu fhatagan. K'kili'far al is ar'arkas fal dep'wa."
>>29612501>Nuf erutuf rof riah ydnas, nus tresed eht sa ydnas
>>29612592>Tresed eht retaw llahs klim ruoy
>>29612501>>29612592>>29612689And then we summoned a Shoggoth with sandy blonde hair and c-cups.
>>29611384>>29611448You had decided to do both, read the magazine and the spellbook. However, you are having a hard time translating the spells.
>>29611500You ready your dragon dildo wand and the granny porn material components on the counter.Well, what spell do you read outloud?
>>29613900Momentarily wonder how this is promoting our villainous agenda. Cast a divination to find the Oni and the shrine maid.
Rolled 13>>29613900Cast the summon meatbread spell.
>>29616031Don't need to bump yet. Don't worry mate.We can coast just fine for two hours or more, most of the time.
>>29614366thirding the dubs
>>29618422It's been hours without an update. Pretty sure Teli got distracted.
>>29614366You ready your dildo wand and prepare to cast a divination spell.
>>29619411God damn it, man, what happened to you?
Nothing happened."Do you need help?"
>>29619517N-no! I'm sure this happens to lots of guys!
>>29619517"You should have offered in the first place, minion."
>>29619576>>29619652>Yes, you should have offered in the first place, minion."Well, I wasn't sure you were trying to cast a spell or play with my trash."
"Now, what did you need casted?">A divinity spell."Okay, first, you'll need something with a reflection."The dealer grabs one of the DVDs and takes the disk out of the case."This will do."
"Then I'll etch in the spell with black ink.."
"Then voila, spell's good to use for a few minutes.""Just look into it with the subject in mind."
>>29620493>Locate minion Anon
>>29620493Locate the source of all locations
>>29620493>find ogre and shrine maiden
>>29620493Think deeply about our own anus.
>>29620608Of fucking course this is the first even numbered post.
>>29620635The ogre's horn was once one with our anus my fellow neckbeard.
>>29620608You thought deeply about your own anus. This is very interesting.
>>29621014welluhcan I get redos?
Holy shit this is happening while I'm awake....Today is a good day /tg/
>>29621092>Well.>Uh.>Can I get redos?"Well, yeah. We have 49 disks left."Charm Dealer prepares another divinity spell. What or who do you have in mind?
>>29621014>find ogre and shrine maiden
>>29621173Find the gods of all ogres - Shrek.
Accidentally waste about a dozen disks or so by continuing to think about our own butt before moving on to the oni and shrine maiden.
>>29621176It appears they're taking a rendezvous point through a cat sanctuary park before hitting up the train.
>>29621385"You! Bemasked deviant servant man! Where is this park!?"
>>29621385>"Do you know this guys? The ogre me one"
>>29621385Find out where the park is. We have a train to catch.
>>29621418>You! Bemasked deviant servant man! "... I'm the only other person here.">Where is this park!?"Not too far from the city's lurking facility, students usually go there during lunch breaks or regroup after a day of lurking in /tg/. Now give back my kiseru, that is the only thing that helps me deal with this painful reality I live in."
>>29622317return ithave him led you to the park
>>29622317"You want me to return your kiss? You randy bastard... no! Now lead me to the park!"
>>29622317"Your what, now?"
>>29622338You are pretty sure a Kiseru is 'kiss' in whatever fucked up language he speaks.>>29622358>You want me to return your kiss? >You randy bastard... no!>Now lead me to the park!Your new minion sighed and shaked his head, and you two move out.
Most of the way is uneventful, especially with some of the denizens starting to rush into their homes or immediately hide from you.Check status and continue on as Neckbeard?
>>29623038Look, I know it must be hard for you right now, not being nestled in my neck fluff. But you can get your kisses AFTER we deal with the dynamic duo who put a goddamn arrow in my head.Now while we're on the way to that park, what the hell was in that pipe? Shit was good.
>>29623064Sure, let's continue as beardy.
>>29623064Let's keep going with Neckbeard, but after a quick status check.Let's go to the bakery too and recruit our meal tic- I mean, the catgirl.
>>29623064Thanks as always, Teli. G'night.
>>29623064Going to second >>29623109It's catgirl time.
>>29623064head to the park with new deviant minion and any magical chamy shit to counter the slut maiden whatever the fuck and head to the park for that soul we said we would give beelzebro
>>29627121Yes this is what we should do, i agree with this gentleman
>>29623064god I just want to violently rape and kill the ogre and maiden and sacrifice their souls to beelze
Let's check our status anyway!
>>29623090>Look, I know it must be hard for you right now, not being nestled in my neck fluff.>But you can get your kisses AFTER we deal with the dynamic duo who put a goddamn arrow in my head."Ugh.">Now while we're on the way to that park, what the hell was in that pipe? Shit was good."Opium, sir."
>>29631205Retrieve catgirl. Hunt ogre. Give charm dealer crack pipe.
>>29631228Hunt ogre like chittinous bloodhound.
Rolled 14>>29631228Get more Opium.
>>29631228yes we shall get more of this OP-yum after the business with the maiden ond orge is done and if your good i might let you have some too while you lay back against my fluffy beard, you deviant you.
>>29631449I concur with the plan this fellow has put forward.
>>29631330You requested more Opium from your minion. He obliges, pulling out a small box full of the drug and refilled your pipe.>>29631480>Yes, we shall get more of this OP-yum.. After the business with the maiden and ogre is done.>And if you're good, I might let you have some too while you lay back against my fluffy beard, you deviant you~Charm Dealer did his best to hold back an annoyed groan.You are now in the Cat Sanctuary Park, but no signs of the duo around yet. Do you look around the park or head straight to the train?
Rolled 1>>29632230Give his opium pipe back to the charm dealer and look around the park.
Hunt them down. Give your minion a drag.
>>29632230Get high on opium and forget where you are.
>>29632334>>29632334God damn it, dice gods.
Rolled 1>>29632334rolling to counter the effects of op-yum1 it has no effect2 it does
>>29632230Look around cat park. They might be somewhere, due to their non-malicious nature, doing nice things with cats and whatnot.We also might be able to find that catgirl baker from earlier. More companions = more damage
>>29632334You take a nice long drag and..
You end up as a coughing mess instead of getting high."I'll just hang onto this for now on."
Rolled 16>>29633839Start to wander in the park while keeping the charm dealer close.
>>29633839fuck itgo to the train
>>29633839Hunt down our horn suppository.
>>29633839now that we have puffed and passed lets get that pure maiden soul before she gets away. all we had to do was follow the damn train CJ
>>29633839Are we being stalked by a cat or what
>>29633978You and the charm dealer rush toward the station. The train doesn't arrive until 1:10 pm and doesn't board passengers until 1:30 pm. It is currently 12:45 pm.There, you see the Maiden and Ogre patiently waiting. What is your plan of attack?
>>29635175Shopkeeper goes up and offers them his wares, while we creep behind them once attention has been caught. We initiate the battle with a totally not cowardly attack to their backs, and then pretty much pummel them from both sides.
>>29635175get our sex-crazed servant to evaluate the two and if they have any magic things on them, followed by how we might deal with them most effectivly.
Rolled 17>>29635175Throw a rock at her.
>>29635284Charm Dealer evaluates the two. He whispers,"Haunted bow, spell cards, sake go-"
>>29635815got itgo with >>29635253
Rolled 2>>29635815Wait, haunted bow?Lets eat it to find out what is haunting it
>>29635864It's your turn.
>>29635928bind the maiden in tongue tentaclesarrows hurt and I don't want her shooting them
>>29635928Beardy, try to intimidate. You came back from the dead. They should be scared. Attack the shrine maiden with tongues while humming Don't Fear the Reaper with the most sinister expression possible.Not-So-Happy Mask Salesman, go for the ogre. Burn his horn stump with your pipe.
Rolled 1>>29635928Eat her bow.
Rolled 72>>29635928Charm Dealer: Blow Smoke at Oni for confusion.Beardy: Lick
>>29635966seconding the dubsplus on next turn we can try to swallow her wholeI don't have a vore fetish
Rolled 2>>29635966Rolling for success..
>>29636020Clever.>>29636063Not yet you don't.Do we really want to eat her though? Or do we just want her soul? She looks like a loli to me, and you can never tell where they've been.Speaking of soul harvesting, now that we have an enchanter, maybe we should get ourselves a scythe and enchant it with the ability to reap souls.
Missed! She dodges your grapple!"Ooh, I knew you'd come back, demon!"
>>29636058Charm Dealer draws in long, then exhaling at the Ogre, temporarily blinding him for 1 turn.
Rolled 2>>29636290Lets violently lick that ogre.
Rolled 24>>29636290Beardy: Arrow Catch with tongue.Charm Dealer: Charm the ogre.
Rolled 32Opponents turn."Ghost, wake up!""Nnn? Oh!"Shrine Maiden casts magic arrow!Ogre misses a turn.
>>29636273Glad to be back! Now, this is nothing personal, but I'm going to have to reach into the back of your skull and rip out your soul. It's a mostly painless process, I assure you.
Rolled 59>>29636331Eat her bow.
>>29636380Is that how we take souls? I had forgotten.In that case, it's probs best to try and immobilize her again
Rolled 1>>29636372>Glad to be back! Now, this is nothing personal, but I'm going to have to reach into the back of your skull and rip out your soul. It's a mostly painless process, I assure you.You send out a tongue tentacle again, this time after her bow.Rolling for success.
>>29636533since the ghost from the possesed armor seems to be in the bow perhaps we will get a soul from devouring it?
Success! You took her bow!
>>29636617DEVOUR THE SOUL WITHIN
It is still your turn.
Rolled 1>>29636617Eat the bow.
Rolled 12>>29636660err meants CONSUME
>>29636667haha!Can we do shit with the soul in the bow?Try giving it to beelze or something
>>29636680You sank your teeth into the enchanted wood, the opium keeping you from burning anything holy that's been put inside.
>>29636881"Ghost!!"The shrine maiden is brought to tears as she watches her companion get devoured.
>>29636904lick up her tears with your signature lick attack
Rolled 29, 1 = 30Opponents turn.Ogre throws his fist at Charm Dealer's stomache! His attack power had doubled since your last encounter.Anonymous Shrine Maiden preparing spell cards, fighting off the shock.
>>29636962lick the tears
Rolled 18>>29636962Defend yourself by remarking how fat the ogre has gotten.
Charm Dealer does his best to hold back the vomit.Your turn.
Rolled 13>>29637028Drink her tears then bind her with your tongue.
>>29637028go for the fangs
>>29637028Lick tears violently.
>>29637028damnit, I guess I've learned to wait until a your turn is postedlick her tears, and power up from the consumption of her grief
>>29637028Use one tongue on the Shrine Maiden's tears, and another to bind her hands and force her onto the ground.Charm Dealer, use your pipe to burn the ogre's horn stump. It should be sensitive.
>>29637064>>29637098You violently lick her tears and powered up from consuming her grief. She is now paralyzed for two turns.It is still your turn.
Rolled 7>>29637360Spit splinters at the maiden.
>>29637360Smack the ogre around with our tongue.
>>29637360She's paralyzed. This is our chance. Use all the tongues at our disposal to throw the ogre as far as we possibly can. We need to get him away so we can harvest her soul. Begin grinning like a maniac.Charm Dealer should attack the ogre as we do this. He won't be able to dodge both of us.
>>29637360have CD use some charms or whatever to bind and imobalise the maiden, maybe use those magic cards he said she had or something
>>29637360mega tongue blast the ogre
>>29637360Have Charm Dealer cast an anti-magic spell on shrine maiden.
>>29638072bro she's paralyzed for 2 turnsdouble strength ogre for now
>>29638122Fine, fine. Besides... who knows what kind of shit the ogre has up his sleeves.
Rolled 32, 93 = 125>>29637418>>29637420You lay the smack down on the ogre, leaving two hits!
However, by hitting him, you discover he has developed thicker skin than last time, resulting his protection at 2%, leaving total damage on him at 62.Ogre grabs your tongue and grips it pretty tightly, but before he could swing you around..
Rolled 80Charm Dealer deals a blow to the broken horn with his pipe!
Rolled 7>>29638858oooooh thats gotta hurt
Rolled 76Total damage is 102.Ogre is defeated!Shrine Maiden remains paralyzed.
Rolled 11>>29638858"You may notice a slight burning sensation."CD: Attack*You cannot grasp the true form of CD's attack**Shrine Maiden could not stop crying*
>>29638908Time for DOUBLE PENETRATION!
Rolled 13>>29638931I second this.
>>29638908soul extraction time
>>29638908Go up to the shrine maiden. Push her to the ground. Plant your foot between her shoulder blades."This /shouldn't/ kill you. Might hurt. But hey, if you do die, at least you and ghost will be together for eternity. So don't fear the reaper."Reach into her skull and rip out her soul.
>>29638931I un-second this.Asides, charm dealer has no cock anyway.
>>29638908wrap the helpless maiden in our tounges while we have CD draw up some summoning ritual for broelzebub. front row sacrificial ritual is a go
>>29638942You'd double penetrate, but your minion here has no penis.>>29639000>>29639008>Hoora, hoora~You pushed her to the ground, planting your feet right between her shoulder blades."Bastard..!""Karma will bite you in the ass, demon.. For the massacres and killings, someone will make sure you're good as dead."
>>29639428You'll be ONE OF US soon!
Rolled 35>>29639428"Already died once. Don't plan on doing it again."
Rolled 3>>29639428Seduce her.
Rolled 33>>29639489Rip out her soul. Seduce the body.
>>29639428put your tongue in her throat all lovey dovey like
>>29639428"Whatever. OM NOM!"Eat soul.
"Silly girl, I already am." followed by a low evil chuckle.
>>29639428"They're welcome to try. I already died once, didn't I?""Now relax for a moment. This should only sting for a bit."Reach in, and rip her soul from her body."Still alive down there?"
>>29639578>>29639626>They're welcome to try. I already died once, didn't I?You lower yourself down to her, face to face, giving out a low evil chuckle.>Now relax for a moment. This should only sting for a bit.You force a nice, long and thick tongue down here throat, searching.."Mmmf-!"
>>29639719Can... can we just reach behind her skull and pluck it out? Please?
Rolled 3>>29639719Just be careful to not go all the way through.
>>29639784Your tongue manages to reach the back of her skull, plucking her soul out.Unfortunately, you were careless and just force your tongue out, killing her off in a gruesome way.
>>29639842pour a forty for fallen homies
Rolled 74, 38 = 112>Still alive down there?Victory, let's accumulate the monies we looted.
Rolled 8>>29639842>>29639866Eat the corpse
>>29639842Wow. Well, what's done is done.She's with ghost now though, so at least it isn't all bad for her. Unless she lost her after life. Oh well. No sense in dwelling on it.Kill the ogre. We don't need somebody like him coming after us for vengeance.
>>29639842"Now that part was personal."Search the Ogre for the horn.
Rolled 91>>29639866Acquire phat lootz. Huh... now what?Let's... I dunno... rampage?
>>29639866Turn to Charms Dealer."So, what do you think?
>>29639866Take the body with you; we need it for FrankenReimu.
>>29639974Kill the ogre.Ask Beelze for our next objective.In the absence of an objective, let's find a place to crash. We're not searching for Charlotte, since we think she's dead. We left her to burn like a fucking boss villain.
Rolled 76>>29641339Shh. She's drawing.
Rolled 2>>29641412Or sleeping
>>29639974You have acquired from Shrine Maiden: Shrine Maiden's ribbon, Unused spell cards. Not much on her.From the ogre, his horn, and the gourd on his back."Nn..."
>>29641412op is a girl?woah
>>29641571take his soul toobut without the tongue rapewe ain't gay
Rolled 18>>29641571Steal its soul. Then draw funny faces on the corpse.
>>29641603reminder that we snapped this guy's horn off in our ass
>>29641571soul stealin timelets see if we can go through the back of the head/neck>>29641635that was a phasewe are so over it
>>29641571rub our nuts on his face
>>29641571Caress his chest
>>29641665Do we have to sexually assault everything?
Rolled 3>>29641842Not everything, we don't do that to trees, the birds, the sky and many other things.
>>29641571Return the horn to it's rightful place between our ass cheeks, then >>29641634
>>29641885Every sentient thing?
>>29641571Fondle his rock solid biceps whisper sweet nothings
>>29641885Can we, you know, just kill people, act sinister, and be done with it?Do we have to shove our tongues into their orifices or try to double penetrate people or generally just rapey?
>>29641961Yes.Our neckbeard dictates it.Why aren't we stroking it right now? Let's stroke it.
>>29642012I think Beardy is best when we turn down the rape. I remember when we had Charlotte in Anon's apartment, there a were a bunch of guys ready for horn time.Thankfully one guy got lucky and we had an awesome villain moment. I want more moments like those.
Rolled 23>>29642152>MFW that guy was me>MFW this makes me inordinately happy
>>29642012Seconding stroking neckbeard.
>>29642251I like you Anon.Beardy is best played as a villain. I really think he'd be best if he easily flipped from silly and funny to really cold and sinister. Like spinning around in the chair unintentionally, then threatening to burn Charlotte to death if she didn't join forces. We could still have rapey in there, but it wouldn't be his defining trait. It wouldn't be his first thought.
>>29642458Reading this, I really think that we need to give a good monologue before harvesting this next soul.
>>29642588Eh, I'm not exactly sure that's a Joker trait. Joker is always sinister, even when he's being funny. I kinda feel like the Joker is over done.Beardy just seems like the kinda guy who has got a few screws loose. He's crazy, but he alternates between being the malevolent kind of crazy and the goofy kind of crazy.If I had to compare him to a comic book character, I think I might go more Deadpool. Beardy has the same attitude towards violence and killing, but he's a bit more serious, and is able to turn off the crazy to becoming really calm and intimidating.
>>29641916>>29641634You swallowed the soul and have put the horn back in it's rightful place- your anus.>Hi."Huh?!"
A couple minutes through, you fully decorated his corpse with your artistic prowess.
Rolled 7>>29642767Consume the corpse to harness his power. And the miko's.
>>29642811You did good, Beardy. Now what?
>>29642849Wander off in search of Minion Anon.
>>29642849Turn to masked anon. "That made me hungry. Are you hungry? I know a place."Fluff and lick neckbeard, catlike cleanliness.
>>29642849Shout victoriously into the airThen abscond into the night.
>>29642849Well, senseless slaughter would do nothing but get the Mods on our case again.Click your tongue and do finger pistols at the bystanders and swagger the fuck outta there.
>>29642900This. Click both tongues, all tongues.
>>29642655"Shrine Maiden's dead. Accidentally ripped off her the front of her skull with my tongue. What can I say? I'm kinda new to this whole soul harvesting business. Maybe I'll get it right with you though.I haven't done it properly yet, so I don't know, it might kill you anyway. Not sure if you get an after life either, on account of not having a soul. Ah well, I suppose you'll find out. Even if you did survive, not like I'm going to let you live to hunt me down. Any last words before you join your friends?"
>>29642849Contact Beelze. Ask if he has any new jobs.If he doesn't, go find that cat girl. We could always use a cat girl assassin baker. Maybe we can use her bakery as a Base of Operations.
>>29642849return to charmshop with Charm "Sex-On-The-Brain" Dealer and summon the robot devil which whom our soul belongs to
>>29642936Just curious, as the guy who wrote this, can anybody give me any feedback? Was that a good monologue? How could it be better?I really want to flesh out my evil monologue writing ability.
>>29642886You shout victoriously into the air, more bystanders are looking your way.
>>29644294It might be better for somebody who's not Beardy.
>>29642900>>29642918So, you formed a pistol with your hands, clicked both of your primary tongues for pistol sounds at the bystanders as you backed out of there.
>>29644319"I GET SOLO EXPEES!"
Wait.Where did our masked minion go?
>>29644383Go back to the charm shop before he packs up and skips town!
Rolled 11>>29644383QUickly find him back! Or her. Not sure
>>29644329Fair enough. I was trying to go for a cold serious, but Beardy's personality is all over the place, so it's hard to write for him.>>29644408Seconding this.
>>29644450"Oh, hey. Yeah, gonna need your soul. Don't take it personally. Or do. Doesn't matter to me since you'll be dead. Shhh, it's okay. Nestle in my neck fluff and it'll hurt less. Naw, fucking with you. This is going to hurt like a bitch."
>>29644511I'll let you do his monologues. I was trying to capture that goofy/cold contrast, but it doesn't really work. You do a much better job.
>>29644408Oh he better not be leaving you so soon, you are not ready to lose another minion!
>MINION>MINION UNLOCK THIS DOOR NOW>LET ME IN"I'm on break, come back later."
>>29644798WHO SAID YOU GET BREAKS?
>>29644798RESPECTABLE, BUT ASK FIRST, YOU ATTRACTIVE PILE OF GARBAGE
Break down the door. Time to show him why not to defy us.
>>29644798What do you mean "break?" We've got souls to steal!
>>29644816>WHO SAID YOU GET BREAKS?"Who said I /didn't/ get breaks?"
>>29644830>RESPECTABLE, BUT ASK FIRST, YOU ATTRACTIVE PILE OF GARBAGEHe just rasp-berried you.
>>29645038Ponder this. Mind=Blown
>>29645069"What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit!?"Kick in door.
>>29645094Followed by "I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE!"
>>29645094>>29645199Both of these.
>>29645069Fuck the door down.
>>29645094>What the fuck did you just say to me you little shit!?You kick in the door.>I'LL HAVE YOU KNOW I'M TRAINED IN GORILLA WARFARE!"That's nice." He replies, whispering something about how that salt circle didn't stop you under his breath.
>>29645428Piss on the salt circleFUCK YOUR WITCHCRAFT!
>>29645428I'll have you know I'm not a demon, dumbass! I'm more badass than that! Beelze made sure of that!
>>29645428"It seems I'm going to have to teach you your place."Tongue-snatch the pipe.
>>29645454You piss on the salt circle.>FUCK YOUR WITCHCRAFT"Uh huh. Just close the door already, you're letting the warm air out."
>>29645668"Oh. Sorry."Close the door."...wait, FUCK YOU!"
>>29645668*sigh* "I'll forgive you for now." *Close Door**Sly and evil grin*"For we have some summoning to do."
>>29645668Dick was trying to keep us out with that salt crap. EAT THE DAMN DOOR AND SHOW HIM WE MEAN BUSINESS
>>29645668Gently close the door.
Remain oblivious to the possibility that he's up to something.
>>29645668tongue the piss salt up like a clam
>>29645668Actually... doesn't the charm merchant kind of LOOK like Beelze?
>>29645668>>29645990Call him Beelze casually and see what kind of reaction we get.
>>29645778Great idea! You sank your teeth into the door-"Alright, alright, I'll do what you say. Just don't eat my fucking door."
>>29646291Excellent.....You know, I think I've fulfilled all my short term goals actually. What do YOU want to do, minion?
>>29646291Charm Merchant: Wonder what would happen if we gave this fuck, like, ALL the Ritalin.
>>29646291We need some more magickal items. Ask Minion Bitch where we can grab some more useful charms and set course immediately.He's gonna wanna close shop for the rest of the day because he's coming too
>>29646291yo I should get these souls I collected to my infernal masteryou know any ways to summon demons and shit?
>>29646291Get a hit of that sweet opium.
>>29646291Request a thorough licking of the neckbeard
>>29646324>Excellent>...>You know, I think I've fulfilled all my short term goals actually. >What do YOU want to do, minion?"For me to run my shop for the day and get some food on my table.""Although, you can split some of that money with me. I did help you get revenge."
>>29646988"ughyou drive a hard bargain minionbut fine"try eating one of the head marbles you collected
>>29646988"Fair's fair."Give half munnees."Now summon up my boss."
>>29646988Go buy him a celebratory cake.
>>29647078>Fair's fair.You gave him 56 of your money.>Now summon up my boss."Assuming your boss is Beezlefag himself, no can do. Fucker's sealed in hell and you'll have to find a way to send those marbles to him.""Maybe you should try eating them, there could be a portal to hell in your stomache..">>29647100You consider this but you already have a celebratory cake. He also didn't work long or hard enough for one.
>>29647512Ask why it's all red n' shit, nigga.
>>29647512Go to heaven instead.Maybe you'll fine Shrine Meido
>>29647512>try eating themyo y is it red in here
>>29647512G'night, Teli. Thanks.