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Why is this a thing?

>>29533166
>[ ]Ask the rookie what's wrong.
We need to look out for our juniors. (although everyone around us always seem to die)

>>29533256
Because it is fun reading about someone who has absolutely no idea what they are doing blunder their way through life threatening situations. Relying only on luck, a positive attitude and murdering people.

>>29533166
>"Aaw, back to just being Kris now? What happened to 'Momma'? I could've gotten used to that. Eheh~ just kidding."
I'm sorry, did we actually say her name out loud there? Because if not...

>[ ]Ask what happened with the bandits.
Vengeance may or may not be next on the agenda.

Also we should start calling Kris onee-san or something. We need to start working on our cuteness so that people stop shooting us on sight.

>>29533166
>[x]Ask what happened with the bandits.

They have angered the Loli. They must suffer.

Unless the snorks ate them, then its all good.

>>29533166
"So, uh, what happened back there? You know, with the bandits and stuff?" You direct the question to the group in general.
It surprises you a little when Vasilisa is the one to reply. She locks eyes with you, the faintest of smiles tugging at the corner of her mouth. "I did," she states simply. "Then you did. Nice kick, by the way." The smile tugs at the other corner of her mouth at that.

Kris giggles, before giving you a better description. "They kept trying to rush your position, and Vasa just kept on dropping them. It was amazing how they kept just running through the open like that! They really wanted you dead!" Her expression momentarily goes serious as she states this, before softening again as she resumes the tale. "Heh. And then you did that kick thing. 'I'm motherfucking GILTINE, bitch!' Ahahaha!" Her laughter bubbles through her mock impersonation of you, and it's a few moments before she can collect herself. "That grenade went right back into the middle of them! You should've seen the look on the merc's face when half his squad got wiped out in one go!"

Vasilisa's mouth still seems to be attempting something like a smile, while the rookie is looking between you as if he doesn't get the joke.
Kris continues on, "then you fell in the hole though, right before the blowout hit. That one took us by surprise! We had to high-tail it while the bandits were trying to finish you off. You'd best thank the rookie here though that we happened to choose the same cave as you! We didn't even know those tunnels were there until he told us we should take cover in them."

>>29533679
You fidget where you are, and feel a whole lot of aches throughout your entire body. "Oh, don't try to move too soon," Kris says, concern thick in her voice. "You took a hell of a beating. It'd probably be fine to just rest up for the rest of the day."

[ ]"Rest up? But what about the medical supplies?"
[ ]The rookie still looks uncomfortable, ask him what's up.
[ ]Talk about... (Write in)
[ ]Ask about... (Write in)

Oh wow I wasn't expecting a Loli STALKER thread today!

>>29533737
>[x]"Rest up? But what about the medical supplies?"


Sooner we get back, the sooner we can make sure Doggy is ok.

Also, can we loot the dead?

>>29533737
>"Rest up? But what about the medical supplies?"
We made a promise and for the sake of Doge we need to keep it

>>29533737
>[ ]"Rest up? But what about the medical supplies?"
And just sitting around is "sooo boring".

>>29533737
"Rest up? But what about the medical supplies? We still need to get them back to the-"

The rookie interrupts you. "I can take them back for you."
The three of you turn to face him. "Well, I mean, I'm heading that way anyway, and I kinda owe you three for the whole breaking me out of a hostage situation and stuff. And... what happened with Niko... It was unfortunate, but I know you tried your best. And you got hurt for it, badly..." he trails off with a pained expression.
"A-anyway, yeah. I can take them back. And I can ask around about the attack, too, if you want. 'Cause I don't think it's just me that is curious about this whole thing. I mean, two teams of rookies to carry one bag of medical gear that had to be traded for up north, and both teams just happen to get attacked at the same time as soon as you join them? Something's off, and I wanna know what."

Kris nods happily. "Okay, that's sorted then! You can take the stuff while Giltinė rests here.

The rookie stands, picking up the bag and readies himself to leave. "Alright, I'll be off then. If you ever need help, don't hesitate for ask me. Just ask for Kay. And don't worry, I'll definitely be letting Beard know how much you helped! All of you."

Kris and Vasilisa share a look, before Kris looks up at the rookie again, her wide and toothy grin somehow looking predatorial instead of joyful. "Yeah... about that. We'd prefer you to not." A quiet rustle, and Kris' pistol has appeared in her hands resting lightly in her lap. "Like, really prefer that you not. See, you're the first man to actually survive meeting us since we got here. And if Loli wasn't here..." She looks at him in askance.

Kay pales, before nodding vigorously. "Right, got it, okay. So it was just Giltinė that helped me, right? Yeah. I can tell them that."
He turns on the spot and marches quickly away in the direction of Skadovsk.

What was that about...?

>>29533737
>[ ]The rookie still looks uncomfortable, ask him what's up.
She's right, we really shouldn't be moving yet. We'll just make shit worse.

>>29534020
He disappears from view quickly, leaving just the three of you in the ruined village. Vasilisa seems to be content to keep watch, while Kris seems to want to resume fussing over you and your assortment of wounds.

[ ]Ignore your orders to rest, and... (Write in)
[ ]Talk about... (Write in)
[ ]Ask about... (Write in)
[ ]Rest.

>>29534054
Ask about Vasilisa and Kris' history

>>29534054
>[ ]Ask about... (Write in)
Why Kris and Vas are so helpful. If we are going to rest all day then they will have the time it takes to explain.

>>29534054
>[ ]Ask about... (Write in)
¨How badly hurt we were, and what they did to make it better. Actually knowing a little about treating wounds would be good, lest we be forever enslaved to doc.

>>29534133
"I was hurt pretty bad, right? What did you do?"

Kris' features crease into a frown as she takes your
"It's actually pretty simple. See, the bullet here," she gestures at one of the bloodied gauze dressings on your chest, "went straight through your ribs and punctured your right lung."
And it's at this moment that you realize you're wearing nothing but your panties, besides the gauze dressings and some bandages.

Huh, no wonder Kay was trying to look anywhere but at you...

Kris continues. "That meant that every time you were breathing in, air was filling your chest instead of your lungs and it made your lung collapse. I jabbed you with a hollow needle when I found you, and that drained the air out. You should be fine so long as you rest up for a day or two. We'll need to keep an eye on you in case the lung collapses again, but all we'll need to do is drain the air out again."
She looks back to what she's doing. "Other than that, it's just these little cuts and scratches from your fall. I'm just cleaning them out a bit and covering them up. The rest is going to be aches, pains and swellings that will go away with time."

>>29534123
"...Why are you being so nice to me?"

Kris stops what she's doing, a look of utter confusion in her eyes. "Eh? What do you mean, why?.. What else are we supposed to do, let you die?"

"...Yes? Anyone else would've."

"Oh, so now you're calling us 'anyone'? Hmph." She pouts grumpily at you, before returning to her work, a little more roughly than she was before.

"That... doesn't answer my question."

"Oh. Did it not?" Her tone tells you to stop pressing this particular question.

Across the room, Vasilisa is smirking at you.

>>29534331
Maybe they really do just want to make friends. If they keep a no dudes policy, finding Loli would definitely be interesting to them. We should thank Kris-chan.

>>29534100
"Okay then. How about telling me more about you then? You could just be anyone for all I know. You've only told me your names..."

"Ohohoho~! Getting all friendly now, are we?" Kris gives you a toothy grin. "Well, that is something fun to talk about, isn't it! Me... I'm, well. My story's pretty boring. My family weren't too nice, but the boy across the street was. I fell in 'love', and he comes up with this smart-ass idea that we should run away to the Zone, where we can live however we want. He steals a pistol from his folks, then comes begging me to join him. So I come with him. Get to the Cordon and he goes and gets himself caught by the patrols! I was already across the line, and so I ended up stuck here on my own!"
"Vasa though, her story is awesome! Her Daddy was apparently some big-shot hunter. Teaches her everything there is to know about shooting things, then gets himself into some trouble. Decides his only way out is to go into the Zone. 'Course, Vasa isn't having that, eh?" Vasa makes a noise you assume is an assent. "So now Vasa's here, being all broody and dangerous looking, trying to find her lost Daddy. If she hadn't stumbled across me when..."
Her eyes darken for a heartbeat, before she skips whatever she was going to say.
"So now, I'm helping her on her quest!"

>>29534454
Kris finishes up fiddling about with your various cuts and bruises, before looking up at the sky. "Aha! Lunch time~!" She turns away to rummaging about in her sack as Vasilisa perks up at the mention of food.

[ ]"Uhm... Could I... have my clothes back?"
[ ]"What's for lunch?"
[ ]Other

>>29534454
Does that mean they want to leave the zone. That would be sad because we are here for fun and it would be sad if they left.

>>29534492
>[ ]"What's for lunch?"
We got to have our priorities.

>>29534492
>[x]"What's for lunch?"

If its not chocolate, demand we loot some.

>>29534492
>[x]"What's for lunch?"
Who cares about clothing

>>29534492
"What's for lunch? Is it chocolate? I hope it's chocolate."

Kris' head cranes back, chest heaving in silent laughter. Vasilisa raises a single eyebrow at you. "Chocolate. For lunch. Hmm."

Kris' laughter subsides, and she manages to breath at you that it's the pork steaks you cooked during breakfast together. You frown at this, before struggling to stand yourself upright. "I demand chocolate! I demand that we find chocolate for lunch! We shall loot it if we must!" you inform the party.
Kris hops up in front of you, making your chest-puffed, head-tall pose somewhat less commanding when she casually stands a few inches taller than you. "Alright then. If you're so insistant, we can go look for chocolate to loot if you'd like, but first! I insist that you put some clothes back on."

[ ]"Yes! Clothes!"
[ ]"I shall remain as I am, for I am how I shall remain!"

And

[ ]Stay here, eat pork steaks.
[ ]Go looting for chocolate.

>>29534786
>[x]"I shall remain as I am, for I am how I shall remain!"
and
>[x]Go looting for chocolate.

Ain't nobody gonna tell us what to do

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>Mother sending me letters of resignation to give feedback on before she sends one out.
>First one basically surmounts to "I'm pleased to tell you, I'm quitting. I hate you and this job. Go fuck yourself."
>Couldn't stop laughing for several minutes.

>>29534836
The cathartic option is always the best

>>29534786
>[ ]"Yes! Clothes!"
>[ ]Stay here, eat pork steaks.
Then get lots of chocolate.

>>29534786

>[x]"I shall remain as I am, for I am how I shall remain!"
>[x]Go looting for chocolate.

Also bring rookie as loot mule.

>>29534786
>[ ]"I shall remain as I am, for I am how I shall remain!"
Then realize it is cold and put on clothes anyway.
and
[ ]Go looting for chocolate.

>>29534886
Rookie already left to go deliver medical supplies

>>29534786
>I shall remain as I am
>Go looting

We must return to a primal state; and relearn the basics as we find the greatest of all prey: cacao.

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>mfw realizing I got the notes on which rookie is which mixed up. Kay is already dead. The guy we were just talking to is Viktor.
>I have too many NPCs in these notes.
>Fuck.

>>29535200
Meh, rookies are cannon fodder anyways.

>>29535200
RIP in peace Kay

>>29535200
Wait, did we lose two rookies, then? Or is there no Niko at all? I'm confused.

>>29534786
You puff your chest out again and raise your chin. "I shall remain as I am, for I am how I shall remain! Now," you point in a random direction, "let us go forth and hunt for the chocolate together!" As you begin to walk out of the ruin, Kris places a heavy hand on your shoulder. Through her stifled laughter, you can just about make out that she's indicating that you should begin your search in the other direction. You about-face and march out in the indicated direction, head on a swivel looking for anything that might hold valuable loot.

Kris stuffs the food back in her ruck and makes to follow you, with Vasilisa idly collecting up everything else you left behind.

As soon as you get to the end of the road, you see why this was the direction to search in. You're once again at the bridge, the sight of last night's ambush. The corpses are all still fresh and un-looted.

Looking at the bodies of your assailants, something tells you that chocolate will not be found that way. The bodies in the bridge, however...

You make straight for the charred remains of Kay, and quickly run your hands through his stuff. Some spare ammo, basic survival equipment, an energy drink... Percival is not much better. Erec, however, is laden with exactly what you were looking for. The rounds that went through him also went through his pack, rendering most of his stuff holey, but still edible. He's got three whole bars of chocolate! A quick shuffle through the rest of his bag also gives you a few magazines that would probably fit your newest looted pistol, and one that would fit Kris' rifle. You toss them to her, and she also makes a point of taking Erec's un-opened water bottles. You also note that Vasilisa is doing the same for every other corpse in the area. Looting nothing but their water bottles.
You make a point to ask about this.

>>29535420
"Seen any fresh water taps about here lately, Loli?" She smiles bitterly at you. "It's been alright for you. Every time you've needed something, someone's been there to help you, huh?" She looks away, awkwardly, then starts walking down to help Vasilisa.

You head over to the other side of the bridge to loot the other bodies. As soon as you reach them, there's a rustling in the bushes next to you. Reaching instinctively for your weapons, you realize too late that you're not actually equipped with... anything at all.
As you quickly look about the ground for anything you could use, a heavily armed man with a grizzled-looking visage comes clumping out of the undergrowth next to the road. He freezes the moment he clocks eyes on you.

You stare at him, un-moving.
He stares at you, un-moving.
His eyes drift down to take in your full form, then back up to your face.
"D'ya know what? No. I'm done. Fuck this, I'm going home."

He brushes past you and continues walking into the distance as if nothing had happened.

You wait until he's well past you before you make a move, returning back to the girls. Kris greets you warmly as you approach. "Got what we came for, then?"
You nod happily. Now...

[ ]Head back up the hill. Have a quiet lunch together.
[ ]Give all these men a proper burial.
[ ]Head back to Skadovsk. Eat there and find out what's going on.
[ ]Other

>>29535499
>"D'ya know what? No. I'm done. Fuck this, I'm going home."
I can't stop fucking laughing

[x]Give all these men a proper burial.

>>29535499
>[ ]Head back up the hill. Have a quiet lunch together.
And get dressed already, think of what a cold will do to our stealth rolls.

>>29535499
>[ ]Head back up the hill. Have a quiet lunch together.
We hunger for our chocolate. It cannot wait.

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>>29535499
Let's have a lunch on the hill with our nee-chans.

>>29535499

>[x]Head back to Skadovsk. Eat there and find out what's going on.

The longer we hang around here the more critters get attracted to the bodies. Also i doubt we could get them six feet below before mutants show up...

Also, we should check up on doggy.

>>29535603
We could cut their heads off, wash them and give those a burial under a common grave.

>>29535499
>[ ]Head back to Skadovsk. Eat there and find out what's going on.
That is if Kris and Vasilisa will join us

>>29535499
You head back up the hill to the ruined village, intent on having that lunch break. Once everyone is settled back into their places and Kris has brought out the pork steaks again, you breach the topic of your clothing once more. "Kris-neechan... where exactly are my clothes, anyway?"

"Ah..." Her face stiffens, her lips tight. She sort of looks like a parent who is about to tell their child that their bunny rabbit got eaten by a fox last night

...It's not reassuring...

"See... the thing is... the reason I had to take them off in the first place..." She reaches into the depths of her bag, and pulls a bright red strip of cloth, placing it gently on the floor. Then a dark black rag, half-torn through down the middle. She places this next to the red strip. A second rag, in a familiar blue. She places this, too, on the floor. And together, the three pieces line up to make something resembling a dress.

Ah... There must be some dust in the air? You're not sure why else your eyes would be watering like this...

>>29535640
I get what you're saying, but that is hardly any more respectful then leaving their corpses out for carrion. What we oughtta do is write down their names, light a candle for them, leave a stone beside the road to mark their passing.

But fuck that, we have chocolate and a dog to see later.

>>29535805
AFTER LUNCH
>GO SEE BEARDMAN
>DEMAND NEW DRESS
>3 MINUTES TO TAKE PICTURES YOU DRITY OLD MEN, NOT A SECOND LONGER

>>29535805
Panic crosses Kris' face as she quickly starts trying to tell that it'll be alright, that she can find you a new dress. Exactly the same, or prettier if you'd like! You're not really listening as you sit down quietly and start to open one of the bars of chocolate. The only clothes that have fit you since you got here. And they didn't even last 24 hours... You idly wonder if Beard's client will still pay you, as you bite into the chocolate bar. Somehow, the taste doesn't even surprise you right now.

Ukrainian.

>>29535805
Damn, and just when we thought we got out of that fight by only losing a few rookies. This demands revenge.

>>29535805
>>29535865
You're killing me, Kaleun! Why does this happen to Loli?!

>>29535813
It's totally more respectful. We'll give the heads a proper wash, then bury them with a marker made of stacked stones. What, you think the soul dwells in a body filled with piss and shit? Or cleaned and buried heads?

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>>29535865
RIP in peace dress. You will never be forgotten.

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>>29535813
> Nooooooooooooo!

>>29535896
I think your leaving decapitated corpses on a roadside. Let's not get into this, though. We clearly have different ideas of how to think of and treat the departed. Fuck, this is a quest about a loli.

>>29535865
Filthy fucking Ukrainian chocolate, how hard is it to get some proper chocolate?

>>29535965
wait why did i quote that, i meant to quote >>29535865

>>29535865
The rest of lunch is a somber affair. Vasilisa simply eats for the sake of eating, while Kris takes a few more attempts to try and cheer you up a little bit, but you're receptive to none of her approaches. She gives up after a while and dejectedly eats her own steak. You power through the rest of the bar, determined to at least get something of value from this, even if it's just an intake of calories. Once you're done, you open your Hello Kitty backpack and pull on your old over-sized cargo pants. A quiet question directed at Kris, and Vasa hands you back your pistol that she'd been keeping... somewhere. Well, the one plus side of these over a dress is that you can store a pistol in your belt more comfortably than in your pants. Neither of them seem to know what happened to your rifle.

Your options for the afternoon aren't looking too bright.

[ ]Head down to Skadovsk.
[ ]Stay here and rest some more. (Write-in conversation)
[ ]Other

>>29536015
That's the point

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We seem to like pistols. Im sure beard will have a fitting outfit for us that matches.

>>29536047
[X]Head down to Skadovsk.

>>29536050
Forgive me, I'm dense.

>>29536047
>[x]Head down to Skadovsk.
At least it's safer there
Though I don't think Vasilisa and Kris will join us..

>>29536047
>Head down to Skadovsk

We should go get Doggy and finish our business with Beard. New clothes couldn't hurt, either.

>>29536047
>[ ]Head down to Skadovsk.
Doggy will cheer us up.

>>29536047
>[ ]Stay here and rest some more. (Write-in conversation)
Ask them if they're lesbians.

>>29536051
I thought it was Owl who sold the weapons? In misery at least..

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hmm... we *are* blond though...

Then again, we're... lacking, in other areas.

>>29536143
Im talking about a replacement outfit

>>29536131
Oh shit nevermind I want to ask this

>>29536160
My bad.

I wonder if he has a maid outfit...

We could just wander into places going "no no we clean" at people...

I wonder what the bodycount will be...

>>29536131
Actually, let's ask this.

It totally explains why they're helping us.

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>>29536190
A little generic, but it works

>>29533166
>Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. quest
Dear god. This board really has gone downhill.

RIP, /tg/.

>>29536198
And why our clothes were off

>>29536252
This is one of the best threads the board has had in years, though.

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>>29536213
Well not if its this maid...

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/27332789/

>>29536252
otherwise known as badwrongfunquest 483: radioactive boogaloo

>often aturtle
I havent seen that many turtles yet though, captcha...?

>>29536268
It's not, though, Kromgol easily takes the cake.

And the entire point of S.T.A.L.K.E.R. is to be gritty and bleak in a way that only ex-soviets can be. Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. goes against that in every way conceivable.

Fuck's sake, you could at least do a Coppelion setting, so you'd have justification for lolis innazone.

>>29536047
You inform the others that you're going to head down to Skadovsk for a bit. "I get it, if you don't want to come with me. But you'll wait here, right? I'll only be a little while."
Kris smiles weakly up at you, and apologizes again about the dress. You tell her it's not her fault, and start to take your leave.

As you're about to step out of the ruin, a thought hits you, and you turn back to the pair. Vasilisa is unscrewing the cap from a bottle of water, so you wait for the opportune moment to ask the question that just popped into your head. "Are you two lesbians?"
She immediately spurts her mouthful out, spraying Kris in a coughing fit. Remarkably, Kris keeps her calm as she gets drenched, before fixing you with a stare. "You know that part in my story where I had a boyfriend?" You nod at the answer, then turn away and head towards Skadovsk.

>>29536313
Way to state your opinion as objective fact even though I gave room for it. Are you illiterate or do you just skip every other word when someone disagrees with you?

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>>29536321
Vasilisa knows we're onto her. It's only a matter of time.

>>29536313
>Loli S.T.A.L.K.E.R. goes against that in every way conceivable.
And that's what's fun about it

>>29536402
>implying you didn't state your opinion as objective fact
>ad hominems
>ruining S.T.A.L.K.E.R. with lolis
How cancerous.

>>29536477
You say that like lolis don't make everything better or that I am not objectively the best possible person.

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>>29536313
>you could at least do a Coppelion setting

>I was actually considering this briefly, before I remembered that Coppelion is shit and lacks anything worth actually questing about.
>Feel free to either stick around, or hide the thread if you object though.

>>29536477
If you really dislike the thread so much, why not just hide it and go find something else?

>>29536321
>had a boyfriend
>had
So?

>>29536477
>ruining S.T.A.L.K.E.R. with lolis
Lolis make everything better, sorry you have pleb tastes

>>29536321
The guard on the top deck seems to give you a longer than usual stare as you approach the boat topless and disappointed, before he returns to his short patrol route humming tunelessly. You're also greeted by the usual response in the bar too, of everyone glancing around once quickly to see who's entering, before returning to their business. Except that the entire bar does a spit-take, and turns back to stare at you as you cross the bar to Beard. You feel your cheeks start to burn as twenty sets of eyes follow your figure.

When you reach Beard's bar, you struggle to try to meet his gaze, not wanting to see his disappointment in you at having lost his dress without even having worn it for the required 24 hours. When you finally do lift your gaze however, you find that he's pointedly looking anywhere but at you.
"I'm... I'm sowwy, Beard. Some stuff happened last night and... and..." you can't finish your sentence, and opt instead to simply place the ragged remains of the dress on the bartop, tears pricking the corners of your eyes.

"Ah, ehem, well." He reaches below the bar and pulls out a large towel. "Would you mind putting this on while we talk?" You take it willingly, and wrap it around your upper half.

He gives a hard stare across the rest of the men in the room, who grumble before turning back to their tables.
"Right, now that you're sort of decent we can talk. Actually, you don't need to worry about the dress, girl. The client was more than satisfied. Even more importantly, I seem to have found a new market in the Zone... the photos of you sold out in moments, even at extortionate prices! If... if you wouldn't mind posing again for me, I would be more than willing to cut you in on the profits. I even already have another dress lined up for you right now."

He tilts his head at you, raising both eyebrows. "Well?"

>?

>>29536786
time to rake in the dosh

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>>29536786
Do it. We're basically getting free clothes and money.

>>29536786
We have to make sure Doggy and the doctor are okay first.

>>29536786
TAKE THE JOB
Nothing sexual though! Loli is pure.
How old is she anyways?

>>29536786
Another dress would be awesome but we should look to get it modified so that we have somewhere to put our gun and the like.

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>>29536861
I think we're about 10, which is too young to know lewd stuff anyways, so we're probably fine.

>>29536925
>10
>too young to know lewd
lol

>>29536920
I'm still in favor of the frilly flecktarn dress.

>>29537073
haha yeah, then all weapons and armaments will look like accessories.

>>29536786
"Kay!" you exclaim excitedly, "I'll do it! What am I wearing this time?" Beard is somewhat taken aback by your immediate and unquestioning acceptance of the deal, but he quickly recovers and reaches under the bar to hand you a new dress.

"Same rules as last time, I think. Let me take some photos, then wear it about for twenty four hours. Then you can come back here and I'll try and have another outfit ready for you."

"Un~!" You nod your assent, before hopping into the back corner below the stairs to once more change into something that simply shouldn't be found in the Zone.

This time, well... you're not even sure it should be called a dress. It's a one-piece vest that ends at mid-thigh, with a black leather belt that serves no obvious purpose running about the midriff. The base layer is a pristine white, whilst the neckline and flanks are layered in scarlet trimmed with baby blue. The front and back are decorated with black lace, and the shoulder and hem are lined with white frills.

The set also comes with a bright red beret with a white feather at the front, a pair of white-and-red elbow-length gloves, and knee-high steel-toe-capped white boots again trimmed with red. And thankfully, a pair of white shorts to go under the skirt.

It takes you somewhat longer to don all of these than it did your one-piece dress. However, it also feels somehow comfier and easier to move in.

>>29537484
You skip back over to Beard to show of your new outfit. "Hmm..." he ponders for a few moments, "it's not quite perfect yet. Aha! The hair!" he exclaims. "Right, uh. Now, for this to work you're going to need to have short, red hair. We could go with a wig, or we could cut and dye your hair. Obviously that would limit what you could use your natural hair for in the future, but it might give better effects for this one costume..."

A camera flashes from the bar behind you.

[ ]Cut & dye.
[ ]Wig for now.
[ ]Stay as you are.

>>29537484
Anyone recognize this dress? I'm stumped.

>>29537579
[x] Wig for now. Also can I get a hug beard?

>>29537579
Wig
Good for disguises

>>29537579
>[ ]Wig for now.
(also where is the dress from?)

>>29537579
>[ ]Wig for now.

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>Friend: "You didn't include the image. You need it, else no-one will get it."
>Me: She's not perfect yet. They get it when she's perfect.
>Friend: "You sounded really creepy when you said that..."

>>29537675
it's sounds disturbingly familiar, but a i cant quite place it! damn, i should watch more moe moe mahuo shojou anime!

>>29537675
I'm not weeb enough to recognize it

>>29537675
You're giving me a migraine, I'm still drawing blank who the character's supposed to be! And why are you keeping it from us?! The payoff better be huge or I'll be mildly peeved that you made me think so hard.

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>>29537579
"A wig for now," you tell him. He hands you a wig of short red hair tied bunches. You bundle up your own longer hair and pull the wig on, fumbling it into place. Once more, you strike a pose, you leg kicked back behind you, arm outstretched as you pull a mock salute at Beard. The camera flashes behind you again, and the sound of more being drawn fills the room.

Beard nods once, satisfied. "Yes. Perfect." He pulls his own camera from his pocket, winds it, and starts taking snaps as you once again start running through a set of poses that your captive audience seem most excited about. A couple of the onlookers are brave enough to call out your name, and you turn to face them, giving a special pose just for them as you smile at their camera lens.
"Two minutes~!" You inform the crowd that their time to photograph is limited, and continue to twirl about in the middle of the bar.

>>29537889
Shit nigga that's kawaii

>>29537889
Oh Vividred. I didn't like it much, suppose that's why I couldn't guess it.
Do they watch anime in The Zone?

>>29537889
Still think we should mod it a bit though so we have our guns and knifes easily accessible. Being cute is good but we can't let it get in the way of brutally murdering people.

>>29538079
In a land filled with bandits, monsters, and all manner of physics defying death, something has to keep those men sane.

>>29537889
"One minute~!" you call again to the room at large. Just as you're beginning to get ready to stop, however, the door to the bar is flung open loudly. The entire bar goes silent, all attention off you as they turn to behold the walking corpse in the doorway.
It stands there, staring directly at you.

"Erec... you're alive!?"

"Damn right I'm alive!" he yells at you across the bar. He takes a few paces forward to place his hands firmly on your shoulders. "Thanks alot for leaving me there, rotting in the sun with a goddamn hole in my back! Woke up with some rat trying to eat my legs!"

You're stunned, able only to reply in a murmur. "We though you were dead..."

"Oh yeah? Did you even check!?"

"Uhh"

"Yet managed to take all my ammo, food and water. And how about a proper burial? Too much work for you?"

At that, one of the men on the table closest to you mutters under his breath, "note to self: Do not get injured and pass out."

"Yeah, good luck with that one," Erec sneers, before letting go of you. Beard, brink me a drink. Christ, let's see how much the Doc'll charge me for this."

As he leaves, Beard summons you over once more. "Right, well with that interruption out the way... I've got all the snaps I think I'll need. Now, keep that on for a day while I try and get the next set lined up. A question first, though, which color would you prefer?

[ ]Pink
[ ]Yellow
[ ]Blue
[ ]Red
[ ]Purple

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>Oshit, that's the time?
>Fuck, gonna have to prematurely end the thread, guys.
>Whatever the consensus is from this will be the first post of the next thread.

>Next thread should be Saturday morning, whenever I wake up.

>>29538176
[ ]Red

>>29538176
Purple Purple Purple

I knew we should have buried them. On a side note, how did Erec know we took his stuff? Could have been bandits.

>>29538176
>Red.
It's a nice color, and will hide bloodstains.

>>29538176
Yeah lets go with purple

>>29538260
>>29538281
We haev red now.

>Purple

>>29538176
"Beard, I don't think that's an appropriate question right now."
We have to catch up to and apologize to Erec and pay his medical bills. This is kind of a big deal right now. Morals and conscience aside, this will tank our reputation.

[X]Purple

>>29538176
>[]Green
Because we like to be difficult.

>>29538176
>[ ]Blue

>>29538312
Our reputation is what it is. Don't worry so much.

>>29538315
I like green too but it isn't an option, so let's choose the opposite

>>29538377
Red? I think that color's winning anyways. As it should be.

>>29538176
blue.

whats the Ukrainian word for blue, anyways?

>>29538614
I'm talking in terms of light not pigment
Purple

>>29538176
Red, for blood.

>>29538176
I say we go with whatever let's us kill people the easiest.