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>>29445530
>We join Rena as she-
>Oh, wait. She's bleeding internally.
>Can't have her as the protag for this chapter. Let's see what Magical Girl Sparkle is up to!

>Magical Girl Sparkle checks her morpher. In the few days that she's been gone there have been 50 messages sent to her of varying urgency from 'Help, my kitten is stuck up a tree' to '7 A-Class Villains are attacking!'.
>Most of them have been solved but just looking at the workload of the ones that -haven't- been resolved annoys her.

Honestly. I think if I just left the entire association would just implode.
I couldn't even fully enjoy my vacation just knowing what I'd have to return to.

>>29445555
how was your vacation in war-torn uzbekistan?

>>29445555
So, how's MMarauder doing?

>>29445555
Anything from Rena?

>>29445555
Fuck it, go eat some nachos with MMA

visit rena first, she probably did something stupid.

>>29445555
Is it true what they say about tall guys?

>>29445655
That they have big feet?

>>29445555
nice quads sparkle!

How was your vaycay?

>>29445671
Is it true what they say about foot size correlating with penis size?

>>29445593
Seconding this. The Hero Association existed before you fined and it will persist while you are on vacation. Try to relax, get some fun and work some pool time in.

Now, how's your co-champion doing?

>>29445641
We don't need to babysit her. Little miss fuckup can survive three days without supervision.
What is she going to do, drink battery acid right out of a glass the moment Sparkle's back is turned?

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>>29445579
For once it was an actually nice place and I enjoyed myself quite a bit. It was definitely a change of pace from what I'm used to.
Also the bars there were amazing.

>>29445593
>>29445636
He's actually doing well right now. I was able to set him up with a home away from the city where he can be alone. I'm planning on visiting once I'm done here.

>>29445613
>>29445641
Let's see.... 'Omg Sparkle please help me they're fighting over Super Mario. I just wanted to play games how did this all go wrong.'

So, the usual stuff with her.
I'm sure she's fine.

>>29445655
I can't think of any reply to that that won't be misconstrued.

It seems to be mostly basic missions today. Nothing the A's and B's can't handle...

>>29445555
I think it's time to hire a secretary, you make a metric asston of money, correct?
Externalizing the jobs where your powers are not required should not be a problem.

well then go lay super mario with rena

>>29445713
This is a very good idea.

>>29445712
With her luck "they" is Monster Matriarch and Spine Ravager. She's a good kid, making friends and all that.

>>29445712
meh, drop a text to Rena anyway. Knowing her, she's probably starving to death in a grocery store.

>>29445712
I am sure there is something interesting to do.

Any villain you want to punch?

>>29445530
Is Big Boss the one doing the opening narration? It feels like it's him.

>>29445712
May as well just head over to the Hero Association and catch up, then.

>>29445712
I guess check in at headquarters and then see about doing something to pass the time.

>>29445712
Stiff upper lip MGS! Those annoying jobs on the morpher won't get done by you just staring at them. Start at the top and work your way down the list.

It is a ****** job but somebody's gotta do it.

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>>29445778
Huh? Oh. He's in charge of writing summaries for us to add to our Book of Deeds. Mine is fucking terrible. I could be having tea with someone and he'll describe it as a climactic battle of good and evil.
I hate it.

>>29445766
Fine, let's see.

>MGS: stop playing games like that. play something like monopoly 2gther.

...
...
...

No reply.

>Magical Girl Sparkle calls Rena. Someone else picks up and speaks in a robotic monotone voice.

???: "Hello. Who is this?"

"I can ask the same to you. Is this Rena's phone?"

???: "... No. She does not own this phone. You have the wrong number."

Okay, something is going on here.

>>29445956
D-DAMN IT ROBOMAID, TELL US WHERE RENA IS.

>>29445956
>monopoly
You're as bad as us.

Anyway, might want to check that out. Something seems up.

>>29445956
well, she WAS playing mario kart.
It's not unusual for people to stab other people over mario kart.

>>29445956
Go check up on her, with her luck she got kidnapped by the concept of evil given flesh.

>>29445956
"TELL ME WHAT YOU KNOW, TOASTER SLUT!"

>>29445956
Wasn't she partnered up with a robot in that race...

oh damnit.

Go to her home, most likely someone's been a sore loser over Mario Kart.

>>29445956
Use magic (or technology) to trace the call, then calmly determine what happened and fix it.

>>29445956
Then who was phone?

>>29445956
Wait. Rena was in a team with a robot.
Oh god the idiot is friends with a family of crazy bad guys and a robot you're fairly certain is homicidal.

Is she dead?

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>>29445956
Huh, didn't expect that to be right.

Anyway, considering that's her number (you put it in properly and all, right?) say you got the wrong number before you go fly on over and see what's up. Smells like trouble.

>>29445956
You really need to get Rena a baby monitor or something, this shit is getting ridiculous.

>>29445956
TRACK DOWN RENA IMMEDIATELY SHE MAY BE IN DANGER!

>>29445956
Whoever this is, they are the worst liars.

>>29445956
Hmm... I think that sounded like robo-maid who was with Rena in the races. It's probably nothing, but taking a look won't hurt...

>>29446051
Get her a watch that she can use to call you. Like Jimmy Olsen has to call Superman.

Tell her you're her friend from work, and you want to follow up on a message sent to you

>>29445956
it's probably nothing.

>>29446103
That only works if she stays conscious, which she is categorically incapable of doing.

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>>29446005
You have clearly never played any mario game with friends.

>>29446173
>empirically

ftfy

>>29446173
>That only works if she stays conscious

Get her a LifeAlert alarm.

>>29445956
Really? First day back from vacation? *Sigh*

What about that monster maestro chick she's "rivals" with, if she doesn't know what's up she'll definitely want to rescue Rena from herself. You don't have to.

>>29446197
I -just said- that it's likely she was stabbed over a mario game.

>>29446217
>help! I've been poisoned by a yandere robot and can't get up!

>>29445956
You ever get the feeling you're a side character in somebody else's story?

Anyway, go check up on her.

>>29446241
Or things will get a thousand times worse with her around.

>>29445956
daydream of holding hands with MMA


then snap out if it and go see rena.

>>29445956
use your CRYSTAL BALL to check up on the situation

>>29446311

daydream MMA eating your hand

then snap out of it and kill QB

>>29446487
check and check.

>>29445956
Contact Rena's 'rival,' MM. See what she knows.

>>29445956
Rena obviously lost her phone, and picked up another phone that looked like it right next to where she put her's last.
Right?

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>>29446284
All the time.

Alright, let's go see what the hell she's gotten herself into.

>Magical Girl Sparkle puts away her morpher and goes to check on her friend. It's a short flight to Rena's home and once she's there she knocks on the door.
>There is a brief pause before the door is opened.

That's not Rena.

RM: "Hello. Rena is not home right now. Go away."

Wow. She 'does' have a robot maid.
I didn't now she was into that.
Wait, that's Robomaid. What the hell is she doing in Rena's home?
According to my morpher she quit being a Villain not too long ago.

>>29446827
robomaid:
Lie as hard as you can to the authorities
Bridgette:

Attempt to hide/revive rena simultaneously

>>29446827
"Then where is she, and why doesn't she have her morpher?"

>>29446827
Ask her where rena is.

>>29446827
This is getting more and more suspicious by the second.
Go inside.

>>29446827
"Oh that's not a problem. I can wait inside until she returns. Where is she, by the way?"

>>29446827
>Barge in

>>29446827
Tell her we're worried that she's hurt. She's prone to getting hurt an awful lot.

>>29446827
She sounds like she is a not good liar.

>>29446827
Bust in there with your MAGICAL POWERS.

>>29446827
"Okay then, I'll wait for her. Where is she?"
Proceed to stare at her very creepily

Rolled 13

>>29446827
But Rena asked you to come here and help with her mario kart's problems

>>29446827
She either bring you Rena in one piece or you bring her to Rena in multiple pieces.

>>29446827
"Bitch, I will scrap you."

Happy Home Invasion time!

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"Oh that's not a problem. I can wait inside until she returns. Where is she, by the way?"

>Before Robomaid can protest she's already made her way inside. There is little that can stop an S-Class once they put their mind to it.

RM: "She is out... Shopping. Yes. Shopping."

"Well, she said she needed me to help her with her game problems. Now where did she put that..."

>Magical Girl Sparkle looks through the rooms of the apartment. It is a modest place with only a single bedroom and bathroom. She enters Rena's bedroom and finds it barren.

RM: "She is not in there. I believe I have heard her coming up the stairs. Would you like some tea while we wait?"

>>29447072
It's not very clean in here, is it, roboMAID?

>>29447072
If she doesn't tell you where Rena is, steal her hat.

>>29447072
Under bed?

>>29447072
Don't drink the tea.

>>29447072
What's that thing under the bed?

>>29447072
So I totally need to pick up my spare costume Rena was cleaning for me. It'll probably be in that closet.

>>29447072
What's that under the bed?

>>29447072
That bed.

That closet.

That trail leading to the closet.

>>29447072
WHAT IS THAT UNDER THE BED AND THAT BLOOD LEADING TO THE CLOSET?
CHECK IT OUT MGS.

>>29447072
What is that under the bed?

>>29447072
Is that a blood trail leading to the closet.
Goddamit Rena.

>>29447072
Where's Rena's cat?

>>29447072
...Is that a blood trail I see going to the closet?

>>29447072
There's a blood trail leading into the closet.

>>29447110
>>29447121
>>29447136
>>29447147

>2014
>not seeing the blood trail to the closet

>>29447072
Loot. Errything.

I mean... begin searching the premesis.

>>29447072
MM unconscious under the bed.
Rena Dying in the closet.
This is a good start to the day.

>>29447166
Huh, Bridgette went home I guess?

>>29447072
Since we're a magical girl and instinctually know Japanese, inspect RM for shenanigans made with her settings.

>>29447072
bloodbloodbloddbloodaaaaaaaa

>>29447194
>MM unconscious under the bed.
MM is cute even when unconscious

>>29447072
Check the bed and closet. This is looking really bad.

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"Yes, I would love some. I'll just wait in here. Perhaps she left her game here?"

RM: "I will return shortly. Try not to touch anything."

>As soon as Robomaid is down the hall Magical Girl Sparkle proceeds to touch things.
>She lifts up the covers from the bed and underneath she finds a very upset looking Bridgette and Kitty.

Monster Maestro..? What is going on here? This is getting weirder by the second.

>>29447167
There is?

>Magical Girl Sparkle can hear Robomaid walking back.

Shit! Should I just open it and see if Rena's in there or pretend I saw nothing?

>>29447289
>Shit! Should I just open it and see if Rena's in there or pretend I saw nothing?

Do that now.

Do you know any healing spell?

>>29447072
Holy crap that drawer is huge. Like, suspiciously huge. What the hell. Just look at it, compare it to the size of that bed. Damn that's huge.

>>29447289
open it. There's blood. Rena might actually be harmed.

>>29447289
>kitty is also tied up and gagged
Jesus christ

>>29447289
Set up a sneak attack!

>>29447289
Well, it's likely an injured Rena so you should try to keep quiet for now since you could get her hurt worse.

>>29447289
Open that closet.

>>29447289
Something IS fishy here, unless Rena suddenly found a liking to S&M. Open and see.

>>29447289
Open it!

If she is injured she needs help

>>29447289
OPEN THAT CLOSET, YOU MUST SAVE RENA

>>29447289
You're a high level hero, robo maid got beaten by RENA. I don't think you have much to worry about if she finds you snooping around.

>>29447289
Open closet. You can throw down with Robomaid any day of the week.

>>29447289
Are you sure this isn't a sex thing?

>>29447401
Seconding. It's probably a sex thing.
It's not your place to judge.

>>29447289
Rena's gay, right? She obviously invited both of these women around, hoping for a threesome. Robomaid and Monster Maestro were not happy with this. They must have had some lewd competition to decide who the better Rena companion was. Since Maestro is all tied up, we can assume she lost, and Robomaid is really into BDSM or something.
I think it's time to leave and let the kids/robots have their fun.

>>29447289
Check the closet. As if we could ignore the blood.

>>29447289
untie kitty, then untie MM, go with her decision on if you should open the closet

>>29447289
Well, this could just be what Rena and MM do when they're alone, but considering how suspicious this situation is. it's best to confirm Rena's safety before heading out.

Also, we might want to leave a note of some sort, so if we end up kidnapped someone will be available to rescue us.

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Alright, let's see.

"I'll be right back."

>She whispers to Monster Maestro before leaving her under the bed once more.
>Quick as she can, Magical Girl Sparkle runs to the closet and throws it open. There are dozens of frilly maid outfits, gym uniforms, sailor fukus, but no Rena.

Damn...
She must have moved her after I called.
Also, why is Rena's closet filled with all of this?
What does this girl do when I'm not watching here?

And why don't I hear footsteps anymore?

>>29447401
>>29447437
>>29447457
Rena's too dense for that.

>>29447457
Err, no?

Brigette might be gay for Rena, but given rena is interested in men given her relationship history...

Good god, can there be a female character on tg that isn't gay for once?

>>29447503
Ah, shit. Teleport! Teleport~

>>29447503
Behind you

>>29447503
Dodge and run.

>>29447503
>Violin sting
Something is going on!

>>29447503
OH FUCK PANIC BEHIND YOU SPARKLE, TURN AROOOOOOOOOOUND

>>29447289
Look at the blood and ask if Rena got turned into a vampire again. Then proceed to tell her you can heal vampires in the earliest stages and describe the symptoms of that as akin to acute poisoning.

>>29447503
Check your six pilot, I mean magical girl!

>>29447503
"Snake! Don't break cover!"

>>29447511
And Sparkle should be gay based on her relationship history. And Rena was apparently just as dense dating whatshisname as she is to everything else.

She's just dense. I don't think she's even put thought into her sexuality.

>>29447503
Yandere robot is behind you with a knife.
(I advise that you move your sparkly ass NOW)

>>29447503
If only you had summoned something to watch out for that yandere robomaid behind you....

>>29447503
You are in combat!

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>>29447503
Que scary violin music.

>>29447548
Seconding tentatively.

>>29447503
What happened is that Robomaid tried to poison Monster Maestro and ended up poisoning Rena instead.

Also, she's behind you with a knife.

don't kill her, just open her back panel and change her settings to less murderous.

>>29447503
You can read Japanese, right? Change her back panel settings.

>>29447503
She's a robot, she's probably floating or something. Also, check that really suspiciously huge drawer next to the bed. Holy crap is it huge, what the hell?

>>29447503
DO
>>29447679 AND FREEZE TIME, QUICKLY!!

>>29447716
She's not the one with time-freeze powers!

>>29447740
IT'S MAGIC THOUGH ISN'T IT?!?

>>29447716
...Can Sparkle do that? IIRC she got the powers of every magical girl after she killed QB, but could any of them stop time like Madam Hourglass?
Was there even a Homu that got Mogu Mogued by QB?

>>29447761
MAGIC IMMOBILIZATION/EMP GOGOGO

wait, everything that touches MGS turns into cutesy shit right? someone tries to stab her and the knife should turn into a fluffy teddy bear

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>Magical Girl Sparkle quickly sidesteps the incoming attack. There is the briefest of moments where Robomaid is simply stunned at having been evaded.
>Magical Girl Sparkle takes advantage of this,

"Magical Elbow Drop!"

>With a sickening CRACK she slams her elbow into the back of Robomaid's neck. The robot falls to the ground, the lights in her eyes have gone out.

Did that little A-Class seriously think she stood a chance against a S-Class?
You are 20 years too young to even think about reaching my level.

Also I think we can now safely rule out the lesbian threesome.

>She goes over and finally unties Monster Maestro.

MM: "Bwah! That fucking robot! You! You need to help Rena! That bitch tied her up and left her somehwere! I tried to get her to a hospital but that fucking robot wouldn't let me touch her!"

"A hospital..? What happened to her?"

MM: "She was poisoned! Please, you need to find her! She could die!"

Shit...
I don't have any fucking idea where she could be. I searched the entire house.

>>29447814
GIANT FUCKING DRAWER NEXT TO THE BED.

>>29447814
Cheeeeest. Cloooosseeeeeeet.

>>29447814
Do >>29447679
Reboot robomaid, ask her what happened

>>29447814
Ask MM how long Robomaid was gone for, that'll tell you how far away she might be!

Also did that blood trail lead anywhere in the other direction?

>>29447814
You know moonspeak, right?

Reboot the robot and change her settings off of lust-crazed yandere.

Also, this is all kind of our bad. Sorry.

>>29447814
Did you check that strangely large drawer by the bed?

>>29447814
HOW
HOW IS A SINGLE PERSON SO INCOMPETENT?
Tie up the meido, and search for Rena? Follow the blood.

>>29447814
Set MM free. She can summon monsters to help us search, especially if one of them can smell blood.

Alternatively, is it possible to access Robomaid's memory banks?

>>29447814
Untie MM and cat, clearly MM wants to help and can can smell her out or something

reasons

>>29447814
You have so much magic, and some of Rena's blood right there.

Make it work.

>>29447814
Check the roof.

Important anime stuff is always on the roof

>>29447868
Oh yeah, I bet a tentacle monster could sniff out a cute girl no problem.

>>29447895

>Rena
>Cute

reprogram robomaid so she just tells you!

>>29447814
You know moon-tongue. See if you can hack robo-maid. Or something. I don't know what hacking is.

Make her helpful is what I'm saying.

>>29447870
cat can*

>>29447814
Check RoboMaid's control panel (on her back) and see if you can fix her to be non-murderous and then reboot her. It's your best hope.

If that fails, get Bridgette to summon something with a good nose (or whatever) and see if it can sniff (or whatever) out Rena.

>>29447895
But that means the monster would never find Rena!

>>29447903
She is precisely cute.

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>>29447878
Magical detective sparkle-chan? VERY GOOD!

>>29447814
MM summons monsters for search
MGS trying fix/interogate RM

>>29447878
That blood leads to Rena's closet, which is full of maid outfits, it is almost certainly Bridgettes

>>29447169
>2014
>not noticing the less critical evidence first
>not gradually escalating the drama

monster mastro and rena seem to have this freanmy thing going on, I think we can trust her to help us find rena, untire her and we can use her minons to search for rena.

>>29447903
MC Rena is cute.

QM Rena is uhm... has a great personality?

>>29447814
Check the drawer beside the closet, release Kitty, get MM to summon some hounds.

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"Summon some monsters and look for her. I'll see what I can do."

>Monster Maestro nods and runs off to grab her batons. Sparkle checks the entire room once more.

I don't have any spells that can...

>>29447837
FINE.
I'LL CHECK THE FUCKING DRAWER.
THE ODDS OF HER B-
It's fake?

>Magical Girl Sparkle grasps the drawer only to find that it's hollow. She lifts it up and sees... Rena, sleeping peacefully.

What the..? I thought she was poisoned. She looks perfectly fine.

>She touches Rena's face and casts a small spell.

Yeah, she's perfectly healthy. But... It feels like her body has wasted a lot of energy doing something.
It seems being part vampire has it's upsides.
The girl is quite lucky.
Still... I'm considering putting some sort of chip inside of her so I can keep better track of her.

>Monster Maestro returns to the room.

MM: "I can't find her anywhere!"

"It's okay. She's right here and perfectly healthy."

>Monster Maestro quickly approaches the two heroes. She kneels down and looks Rena over before breathing a heavy sigh of relief.

MM: "Thank god..."

Man. These two are awfully buddy-buddy for a enemies.
...
Okay. I guess I should be the last one saying anything about hero/villain relationships.

Still, it seems Rena is fine. Albeit, a bit tired.

>>29448104
QUICK! LOOK BEHIND YOU!

>>29448104
rena:
stop being useless for like THIRTY MINUTES

>>29448104
Give her a kiss. That might wake her up.

>>29448104
Based Sparkle.

Your work here is done.

>>29448104
Fix the damn robot. You know Japanese so open up the panel and turn off her sex drive and yandere meter.

>>29448104
Let Monster Maestro take care of Rena. De-crazy the robot. You're a magical girl. That means you know Japanese.

>>29447511
>Brigette might be gay for Rena, but given rena is interested in men given her relationship history...
How should I put this well, you see... she was in the closet, but she's not anymore.

>Good god, can there be a female character on tg that isn't gay for once?
I... have nothing.

>>29448104
Can you read her mind and figure out everything that happened today?

check out robomaid, what is her DEAL?

>>29448104
>Still... I'm considering putting some sort of chip inside of her so I can keep better track of her.
Good idea. You've been here for twenty years. you could get someone in the science department to whip one up for you easy.

>>29448104
Check Robomaid for malfunctions. She's got a control panel with a yandere setting.

>>29448104
arrest robomaid, shes clearly still evil

>>29448104
Okay, I think we're in the clear here. Let's tie MM up again, do something to Robomaid so she doesn't turn on unexpectedly, and leave a note for Rena so she knows what happened.

>captcha: Urrialve and
And some urrialve. Can't forget that.

>>29448104
Fix Robomaid. Let Bridgette fawn over Rena.

>>29448104
>Still... I'm considering putting some sort of chip inside of her so I can keep better track of her.
Do it. Do it now, while she's unconscious and won't be able to object- in fact, it's best if she doesn't know.

>>29448104
Fix the damn robot so it stops malfunctioning. Remember that it's a "hero" now so no you can't just scrap it.

>>29448104
> Okay. I guess I should be the last one saying anything about hero/villain relationships.
Hero/villain relationships with a member of the Monster family, no less.

>>29448104
can you speak japanese or hack computers?

nonetheless go back to robo maid.

>>29448104
Your work here is done, now fuck off somewhere else, maybe have a drink at HQ

>>29448104
It doesn't make sense that Robomaid would do this if she quit being a villain, check her out.

>>29448104
"So, did Robomaid tie you up, or was that some weird sex thing?"

>>29448199
Sparkle is a magical girl, pretty sure all magical girls know japanese by default.

>>29448104
i guess you too are more alike than you think.

maybe she was your long lost unrelieble unlucky useless little sister?

>>29448104
Go to Robomaid
Find the dial labled YANDERE and dial it to the negatives before physically removing it.

>>29448232
For that matter, scan for other... dangerous dials, and remove those as well.

>>29448220
I think that's a rule.

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>>29447903

>>29448220
now that is racist.
no wait classist? powerist?
what's the word i'm looking for?

>>29448286
D'awww

>>29448104
check if future sister in law is alright too, heal her if she is.

>>29448291
Stereotypical?

>>29448291
just go with stupid. its accurate enough.

>>29448291
Trope.

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>>29448286
Speaking as a person dressed as a doctor, I can confirm that it does indeed look like the face of moe.

>>29448286
That is chuckle-worthy.

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>>29448291
Stereotyping?

>>29448328
thanks!
and for that i'm going to sleep! good luck Questers!
thank you QM rena!

>>29448220
MMA however probably knows japanese

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>>29448196
Sh-shut up...

>>29448199
Of course I can. Now let's see what the hell is wrong with this maid.

>Magical Girl Sparkle goes over to Robomaid and flips open her back panel. She cane easily read all of the labels. It appears that her Fun settings were changed recently. Also her Yandere, Tsundere, and Libido were pushed to 150%.
>She sets Tsundere down to 0, Libido down to 10, and Yandere down to -50% before snapping off that particular knob. She destroys it in a puff of magical energy.

Yandere is a stupid fetish anyway.

Alright, the girl seems to be fine now.
And Monster Maestro looks like she's willing to take care of her. Also fixed Robomaid. I think my work here is done.

Also I'll hold off on implanting a chip in Rena.
For now.

>Magical Girl Sparkle leaves the three of them alone and heads back to the HQ.
>As she walks the streets her morpher beeps. She flips it open and sees she has a message written to her personally. There's an A-Class Villain causing trouble.

Fucking perfect.
It's 'her'.
I'm not in the mood to deal with this.

>>29448220
watch, Magical girl Sparkle is Chechen, because what better place to find contract material than a warzone?

>>29448457
DEAL WITH THAT VILLAIN SPARKLE

>>29448457
Who is it? Liltih?

>>29448104
'Her'? Who's 'Her'?

>>29448457
Is it the nun? Is it your ex? Either way, just because you're not in the mood doesn't mean you can ignore it. Time to do your heroic duty and do heroic things dutifuly!

>>29448457

The ara-ara calls to you

>>29448457
>I'm not in the mood to deal with this.
Deal with her Sparkle.

You know her, she always throw a tantrum when she doesn't get what she wants.

Plus she's sharp witted.

>>29448509
whoops, wrong post
>>29448457

>>29448457
Whoever it is you should totally deal with her.

We love conflict. We won't let you get out of this.

>>29448457
>Also I'll hold off on implanting a chip in Rena.
...fine, but at least get one ready. Next time she needs you to bail her out it's chipping for her, and we'll be able to do so on extremely short notice.

>>29448457
You dare insult the yandere fetish! I'll have you know I'm having great fun in this basement dungeon I'm locked up in!

Also, take out frustrations on 'her'.

>>29448457
Restart the maid robot and send her to deal with this shit, she was an A-Class villain? She should be able to handle it.

>>29448457
Aren't you seeing her brother later tonight? It's a conflict of interest to deal with her now, so put someone else (level appropriate of course) on it.

>>29448457
>implanting a chip in Rena.
Thats fucking creepy.

>>29448457
Should have asked Rena if she fiddled with the Robomaids buttons.

>I'm not in the mood to deal with this.
You see bothersome person. I see legitimate excuse to vent some of your frustration.

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>>29448457
I vote for
>>29448544
Yay, misdirected aggression!

>>29448457
Cave in her skull.

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>>29448535
>>29448500
>>29448544

Fiiiiine.
Maybe an actually decent fight will help.
I just... She's so over dramatic.
It annoys the hell out of me.

>Magical Girl Sparkle flies to the City Park. People are screaming as they flee the area, many of them have sharp things sticking out of their body.

Yep, this is her.

>Magical Girl Sparkle approaches the source of all the screaming. Standing in the center is a girl with blades floating around her.

???: "SPARKLE! My Archenemy! We meet once again! I hope I didn't -cut- into your free time!"

...
I hate her so much.

>>29448475
That would explain why there are no Turkish villains whatsoever.
All the kebab has already been magically removed.

>>29448457
Pick up some booze on the way to dealing with her then. Maybe you'll be in the mood by the time you get there.

>>29448657
Use your fists.

>>29448657

Now that's what I call edgy!

>>29448657
Jesus Christ, you could cut atoms with that edge.

Kick her ass and do it in the most condescending, overly saccharine and adorable way possible

>>29448657
"just let it all out now edgy"

>>29448657
Throw a rock at her.

>>29448657
Blast with Bright Spark then take the hat.

>>29448657
call her a faggot
tell her you fucked her mother

>>29448657
Walk towards her, deflect incoming projectiles, say nothing, apply Magical Headbutt to the forehead.

>>29448657
>We meet once again! I hope I didn't -cut- into your free time!"

"You're fatter than last we met."

>>29448714
This. Destroy her emotionally. It'll feel good.
Let the hate flow through you.

>>29448716
Oh yeah, I forgot, say:

"ROCK BEATS SCISSOR!"

>>29448657
Max power.

Bounce her off the pavement, fly up, Omnisl- punch, spike her off the pavement, catch her in midair, and throw her through a building.

>>29448657
Use a branch enhanced by magic to stop any edgy projectiles she throws at you. Club her over the head until she is ready to go to jail.

>>29448657
Pfft, she'll never have as good a justification to be edgy as you do. What a poser.

>>29448714
This.

>>29448736
Yep, I was thinking it's just poor cut of the dress but now that you mention it she actually is kinda chubby.

"nah, you just got me out of an awkward situation with your mom, she gets so clingy afterwords"

she's overly dramatic and edgy, if your crude and condescending it will throw her for a loop.

>>29448657
If Indiana Jones taught me anything, it's when you see someone crazy challenge you to a knife fight it's time to pull a gun and end them.

>>29448657
So edgy.
>>29448714
Remind her of how good it feels to do good. Inflict all the tyranny of your condition upon her.

>>29448657
Is he... related to Anti-Hero? She carries a certain resemblance.

Rolled 6

>>29448806

So, like >>29448746? No preamble, just violence?

>>29448657
Okay, this may be a bit blunt, but you need to first dull your ears to the BS puns she might make. It might get a bit dicey to suppress your hearing, but it'll be easy if you'd just take a stab at it.

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"You're fatter than last we met."

DWE: "I... What!? Fuck you!"

Hehe.

>She begins flinging knife after knife at Magical Girl Sparkle, the blades seem to come from nowhere. Once she's in the air dodging the blades is trivial.

It's always the same.
We fight. She throws blades. I dodge. She realizes she can't fly and gives up. I arrest her.

And she always-

"Sparkle! This time I'm going to -cut- you down to size!"

Does that...

>It's become a routine for Magical Girl Sparkle at this point.
>That is why the knife that flies right by her head is such a shock.
>It cuts through her golden hair easily and continues to sail through the sky.

Okay, that's new.
Maybe I shouldn't have called her fat.

DWE: "This time I'm seriously serious, Magical Girl Sparkle! I've been practicing since our last fight and I'm afraid I have the -edge- in this battle!"

>>29448860
My puns just killed everyone, didn't it.

>>29448736
Perfect opening line.

FULL POWER BLAST!

Rolled 53

>>29448949
>That exchange

I'm giggling like a retard. Good show!

"Sure you do, fatty. What, are you just slingshotting those daggers around your massive gravity well of a gut for the extra force?"

>>29448949
Throw a rock at her while shouting that rock beats scissor.

Only puns can beat puns.

>>29448949
try fighting back

>>29448949
She ruined your hair! Time to make a tactical air strike on that bitch..

>>29448982
>>29448982
HAHAHA.
Making her angrier will have no negative consequences. I.m sure.

>>29448949
Channel your hatred of puns into an attack so powerful, she will never be "edgy" again.

"huh, your not completely pathetic this time."

then go full offense, crush her with all your might.

>>29448949
"I dunno. It seems like you could stand to cut a lot more weight than I could."

>>29448990
No, you fool, you'll doom us all.
In the battle of puns the only winning move is not to play.

>>29448949
"Your puns aren't as SHARP as they used to be!"

Full magic sparkle blast in her face. We don't have the temper to deal with these clowns right now.

>>29448949
Well, she wants you to go all out. Let's oblige her~

>>29448949
Can you catch the blade instead of just dodging it? (With your metalic hand, obviously).

>>29448949
Can you throw a magical blade back at her?

>>29449070

Catch a blade.

Turn it into a swirly-twirly lollipop.

Offer it to her.

>>29448949
She's not fat, she's curved. Blunter then you remember.

You should steal her eyepatch, make it cute then return it to her!

>>29449120
Do this to her entire ensemble. Put her in a frilly pink hell while she waits in her bad guy cell.

>>29449120
Turn her dress into the frilliest goddamned thing.

>>29449154
>>29449151
>>29449120
YES.

>>29449120
Wait, yeah, MGS can do that, she can turn things she touches cute. DO IT!

>>29449197
Offer to touch her face, then, because it's certainly not the face of moe.

>>29449197
You think if she touches edgemurder she'll only be able to materialize girly stuff?

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"Sure you do, fatty. What, are you just slingshotting those daggers around your massive gravity well of a gut for the extra force?"

DWE: "I AM NOT FAT!"

"Maybe you should cut some carbs out of your diet."

DWE: "YOU BITCH! THAT'S MY THING! STOP TAKING MY THINGS!"

>Magical Girl Sparkle chuckles as she watches the frustrated Villain. This must be sorta like how Rena feels when she deals with Monster Maestro.

Well, she does want me to really go at her. I won't kill her, but....

"Magical Blast!"

>She fires a beam of pure sparkly power from her wand at the villain. It's not enough to kill her but it should easily knock her out.
>But Dark Witch EdgeMurder does not fall. Blocking the attack is a massive straight razor. It drops once the attack ends and she laughs.

DWE: "I told you, Sparkle. I've gotten better!"

>She leaps into the air and defies gravity. She soars up and reaches the same level as Magical Girl Sparkle.

Okay... She's learned a few new tricks.

DWE: "I've learned a few new tricks, Sparkle. And I've read all up on you stupid Magical Girls. I know all your weaknesses. I've enhanced all of my edge with magic so that I have a better chance of cutting away your defense. I will sever your sparkly head from your pretty little body and then the Magical Girls of old will be gone!"

>>29449215
>girly stuff
chicks cut themselves all the time.
>#cutforbieber
I don't know if the pound sign is before or after the phrase, sue me.

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>>29448982
Do this do this, do this!

"sorry, but that just doesn't CUT it"

>>29449247
"You also learned some great new snack foods, looks like. You know I can make some for you? All sugary and sweet?".

>>29449271
I'm sorry to be blunt, but I'll have to put an end to your slanshderous ways.

>>29449247
Wait, what? Does that mean she's a "new" kind of magical girl? Did she get her powers from a QB too?

>>29449247
Can we toss a tree at her and yell "cut this" or something?

>>29449247
"Wow, looks like you were finally able to make the cut when it came to magical skills... but sorry, it's not going to give you an edge in this battle. Steel yourself and bite the pillow, I'm going in up to the hilt."

Turn her everything pink and frilly, then spike her off the pavement like the fatass volleyball she is.

>>29449247
Slap that bitch up.

Rolled 70

>>29449247
Release limiter, blast with FULL POWER.

>>29449247
Just a throw a rock at her face, it works for Rena.

>>29449305
No! Stop! Scissors beats Paper, remember that!

>>29449247
They're already gone you fool

>>29449247
Okay, look, its not hard.

Rock. To. Her. Face.

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>>29449247
Did you hear that? It sounds like DWE -cut- the cheese.

>>29449247
"The magical girls of old are gone already, you idiot."

Full power. No holding back. Put her down.

>>29449247
Uh
Magical girls of old?
Does that mean theres another furry little fuck running around
only making villains this time
so noone questions when they vanish?

>>29449247
She's serious. Be serious right back. Start upping the ante. Test her defenses and find out how good they are, then apply the proper amount of pressure.

Don't underestimate her attacks, either.

>>29449247
"What's the point of that? Magical girls fight monsters and protect people. What do you do? Cut things?"

>>29449247
"What beats scissors?"
Rock to the face

>>29449247
Oh cut it out. You're not cut out for this. Hell, we're not cut from the same cloth, you and I. In case you didn't shear the news, I'm a cut above you - always have been, always will be. So I'll cut to the chase.
>throw the street at her

>>29449247
>"... They're already dead. QB. You must know, right, after reading up so much about us? The little shit killed them all, ate their suffering...
made someone I loved a monster..."
>cast beams into ground, burrowingblasting up underneath her.
>beams converge into cone
>"Sometimes it's best to leave the past buried. Looks like it'll bury you."
>Slam her into the ground so hard it forms a crater

>>29449349
Sorry, doesn't work.
Now go to bed Carlos, you're going to be late for bedtime, you are already cutting it close as is.

>>29449247
>and then the Magical Girls of old will be gone!"

you shouldn't have said that edgy... you shouldn't have said that.

>>29449247
>RAGE
"I wonder if my sparkle power will make your corpse all pretty as I drag it to the morgue?"

>>29449493
Now we're just going to kill her like a necron in melee, aren't we?

>>29449247
"I'M NOT OLD!" *puff out cheeks*

>>29449529
Stop. We've gone through too much just to do that.
Beat her into pulp. We've killed before. What's another?

>>29449247
"Cut away your defense" Is she trying to strip you?

"... i'm going to hurt you now"

and then don't say a damn thing for the rest of the fight.

>>29449247
I think she's deliberately trying to provoke you. Don't let her break your concentration. We need her alive to follow up on her origin.

Is there a reason we're trying to out-edge her and kill her?

>>29449673
>We need her alive to follow up on her origin.
Probably a dark and troubled past filled with sorrowful events...