Peter Parker Quest Issue 40/A Very Pym Christmas Conclusion>last Chirstmas special part- http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/29066144/In the studio, a very disheveled Deadpool and Squirrel girl stand. The camera’s flickering and the set is in ruins, with snow and claw marks everywhere.>Now Sorry about that, everybody. We had a few issues due to a polar vortex and these ghost coming to haunt us.“You. They came to haunt YOU.”>REGARDLESS, I’m bored with Pym. I’m going to Hero Quest. They’ll appreciate me more.“Oh, hell no- you’re not, they don‘t need that misfortune! Hey, folks, here’s the finale of a Very Pym Christmas. Be sure to watch!”A squirrel pops up and chatters. Monkey Joe Says: “I know where you live, folks. You’re off panel, too.”>CHRISTMASThe first thing you focus on is that there’s FLAMETHOWERS to be made! Writing up rudimentary blueprints, you hand them off to elves, who hesitantly begin working- singing uncertainly with whispers as they go. Hmm, strange.REGARDLESS, you need to work on other things, such as getting Captain America back into action. And there’s only one person to do that!“No.”You stare at Janet, who looks more than a bit irritated. “C’mon, please?!”“No.”You glance at the Awake Captain America, who seems off in his own world before turning back. “Look, Janet. I know that you’re the best person for the job. You can do anything if you put your mind to it! Look- you stopped me from building a peace ray and taking out Tony Stark. Not many people could do that.”Stopping, your rub the back of your neck. “And I’m not really a good people person. I need your help, Janet.”She stares at you before raising a finger. “Fine. But you’ll have to make this up to me. You owe me a favor that will be cashed in at my say-so, whenever I say.”“Deal.”>1/2
>>29376249She’s off to get America’s greatest hero back into shape and you’re off to finish one last thing- cold weather gear’s been perfected by Elven science, so that just leaves your ace in the hole.If you can get it to work.Regardless, soon you’re standing, flamethrower in hand with SUPER-UV light cannons on your shoulders, as are an army of elves. Janet stays back while Captain America stands around awkwardly, though he seems to be willing to cooperate.And then the snow appears like a tsunami as you feel the wind buffet you like a typhoon.>roll me 4d6 for momentum!
Rolled 4, 5, 2, 3 = 14>>293762684 different anons roll a D6 or everybody roll 4d6?
>>29376268yay you are back
>>293762864 different, 1d6
Rolled 4, 1, 3, 5 = 13>>29376268
Rolled 5>>29376268>>29376306^so this?
>>29376306wait-no 3 set of 4d6. Sorry, been a bit
Rolled 6, 1, 4, 3 = 14>>29376286
Rolled 2, 3, 4, 3 = 12>>29376268
Rolled 3, 4, 1, 4 = 12>>29376358Don't worry- I'm getting back into the swing of things.>>29376380>>29376336>>29376286Total to overcome- 14
>>29376401>dc 12we pass, btw cos if you feel like getting upset at ssm stuff check the front page of the on /co/
>>29376249MY WORLD'S ABOUT TO BREEEEEEEEEAKhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xxaJpUnF6xAMade it in time, then router troubles, then pizza rolls, then router troubles. Let's play.
Rolled 6, 4, 3, 6 = 19>>29376440...fuck
>>29376249http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxtvogVepSgThe return of Spectacular Quest
>>29376443>they will never release the full song>>29376456I'm not fond of Ramos either
>>29376440Oh look, Young Avengers is endi-Argh.ARRRRRRRRRRRRRGH.
>>29376529No...no they won't...that is sad.>>29376579Now we have Teen Loki, Agent of Asgard...with a bitchin' sword and Thor's trust?
>>29376579I expected so much more from Young Avengers by Gillen.
>>29376606>Teen LokiHe is dorky...and adorable
>>29376440>slott continuing his shenanigans>some anon storytime 'Sins past' to rub salt in the wound>mfw
>>29376268Pointing forward, you and the elves wait until get into rage until turning on your flamethrowers and UV-lamps to melt the snow. As it hits, you hear the countless screams of a thousand voices as the snow melts. However- things aren’t that easy. They never are. The tide abates as it sinks down before a veritable army of snowmen march upon your position. However, the elves are numerous as they form a line, waiting for the approach of the snowmen.However, the snowmen pause, just out of flamethrower range as they grab stick arms and eyes and start throwing them, along with countless dangerously sharp hats at the elves. The elves, to their credit, act with the utmost precision and avoid any real losses from the snowmen’s attacks. Behind, with some binoculars, you can see that there’s a woman and a monster standing at the back of the lines- the monster’s beginning to advance forward- Jack Frost, it would seem.>order them to advance and take down the snowmen>have them maintain position>Send Cap to take down Jack Frost>Write in
>>29376249Well that seemed a bit... quick, but hey we're back!Glad to see you guys again, hope you all had a wonderful holiday.Doreen cursing; watAlso enjoy the relaunching of Amazing Spider-man with Slott still writing. Hopefully he can be a little more consistent than he was with SpOck
>>29376870>Doreen cursing; watShe's spent weeks with Deadpool
>>29376899>Weeks trapped with Deadpool.>>29376817>Maintain position!
>>29376817>order them to advance and take down the snowmen>Send Cap to take down Jack FrostElves engage, allowing Cap to sneak in during the chaos and gank Frost (Cap is combat ready right?)
I sure hope Cap isn't going to be TOO overwhelmed... and there's also the problem of what he's going to do after Christmas is saved.>>29376817>have them maintain positionThin the ranks, first.Hell, let's ask the GENIUS MILITARY MIND that is Captain America for advice, huh?
Rolled 6, 5, 3, 5 = 19>>29376817>>Write inSEND IN THE ANTTTTTTS
>>29376817>>Write inUse our smarts to make elves in to the roman turtle tactics formation and march forward towards Jack Frost
>>29376952Seems like a good idea I suppose.>>29376953He's probably really REALLY lost/confused/out of it right now which is what I'd expect. This is a really weird thing to wake up to.Keep in mind guys that the snowmen are endless as long as Frost is around. Also the Snow Queen is powering him and Frosty up. Ideally we'll take out the Snow Queen first since she's doing all the buffing.>>29376870see>>29376899That would be enough to drive anyone past their limit, even her I'm sure.
Ask captain america for advice
>>29377054This seems good.Thank goodness Pym took that Roman Military History class as an elective back in Freshmen year of college.
>>29377119They are lucky that he haven't (yet) finish his inventing Pym particles suit.
>>29377119>I knew I could adapt their stratagems for Ants! Now any ant be an ARMY ant!..... I'm sorry Jan, I'll put $2 in the pun jar
>>29377054>Wedge-Formation...>>29377119I hope they didn't study Hannibal
>>29377203ants could survive marching across the alps...with some science
>>29377177Never talk shit about Fritz Zernicke in front of Henry Pym.
>>29376817So is the plan to Advance in the wedge formation with Cap trying to sneak in to take down FrostOr is it To maintain position and try to get Captain America's tactical advice.
>>29377241I built them each a tiny thermal sweater... then put them in bio-mechanical suits roughly the size of a beagle... then made a large tank they could drive. Several. Several thousand. Heh. Heh. Ha... HA... HAHAHAHAHA!!!!!>>29377177Now he'll just be a thermal/ UV weapons guy. And once he somehow becomes born again or whatever he can call himself Paladin.
>>29377318Im saying wedge formation, there is no way this could backfire.
>>29377318I'm changing to ask Cap for advice.
>>29377318The second one. Surely the Star Spangled Man has a plan?
>>29377318>maintain position and try to get Captain America's tactical advice.This one. Let's consult the expert.
Asking Cap might be a good idea too.Though this can end in hilarious tears.
>>29377318>Or is it To maintain position and try to get Captain America's tactical advice.This one. They obviously trying to get us out of safe spot and in to a trap
>>29377322each nano-angstrom woven with invisible (to this spectrum of light) layer of love. he wanted to use vibranium but quantities are scarce >>29377318I voted wedge, don't see any reason to change it now
Rolled 1, 2, 6, 5 = 14>>29377318"LEGION ADVANT"We advance in Wedge Formation...And Deploy...THE ELVEN BALLERINAS.
>>29377400Dammit, man. The use of ballerinas in war are banned by the Geneva Convention!
>WritingRoll me 3d6, please
Rolled 3, 1, 6 = 10>>29377456
Rolled 3, 2, 3 = 8>>29377456ROlling!
>>29377318> To maintain position and try to get Captain America's tactical advice, while prepping the ANTSGOGOGO
Rolled 5, 4, 3 = 12>>29377456
Rolled 3, 4, 4 = 11>>29377456
Rolled 5, 6, 5 = 16>>29377481>>29377478>>29377476Roll the opposition needs to overcome-12
>>29377480The ANTS are important.
Rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10>>29377456
>>29377493damn elves, no discipline.I heard one them even wants to become a dentist
>>29377493>>29377516IF YOU WILL NOT SERVE ON THE FIRING LINE, YOU WILL SERVE AS A BALLERINA
>>29377493Can't win em all I guess.If Santa had magic ants instead of these halflings (no way that wouldn't be considered racist in any lore) he calls elves, this could have been avoided.
>>29377054>Wedge FormationUh... That's the inverted crescent.
>Opponent has taken the narrative strengthYou order the elves to maintain to position as you retreat to stand next to Captain America. “Sir, do you have any suggestions?”Captain America crosses his arms and surveys the battlefield. “We can only last so long like this. If there’s a commander, they’ll figure out a maneuver to circumvent this coon enough. You need to take out command if you want a victory against this… snow horde. Wait- what’s happening?!”You turn as you see that the elves are pausing as they survey the snowmen- who seem to be grabbing others of their rank- before they start throwing them at the elves as projectiles. The elves aim upwards and try to keep the projectiles from hitting, but they’re getting soaked from the melted snowmen and the grounded snowmen are able to advance, Jack Frost amongst their ranks.The Snow Queen maintains her position at the rear of the enemy army.>Countercharge>hold position, burn them down>fall back>Send Captain America in>write in
>>29377722What kind of thread did I walk into?
>>29377722>Go on the offensive to buy time while Cap sneaks around back and takes out the Snow Queen.Take out the healbot first guys.>>29377659No it's the jamless croissant
>>29377722...I'm imagining this scenario with Chris Evans Cap...and I can't adequately express the hilarity.>Counter Charge? COUNTERCHARGE Let's take out Jack!
Rolled 2, 1, 5 = 8>>29377722> Send Captain America in> Write inHave him deliver an inspirational speech to the beleaguered elves.
>>29377722>Send Captain America in"Well, sir. I can't think of anyone more suited to take down their commander than America's most legendary soldier. I know this must come as a huge, HUGE surprise to you, but we need you. Christmas needs you. Are you up for it?"
>>29377722>>hold position, burn them down>>Send Captain America in
>>29377722>CounterchargeForward whoresons, do you really want to live forever?!
Rolled 1, 2, 5 = 8>>29377722>>Countercharge> burn them down>write inTell Cap to gear up
>>29377810Yes.Speech.Fucker has a speech for everything.
>>29377800>Caps face when
>>29377859Auto-winning diplomacy skill checks is what Cap DOES.
So, we're in a snowy area huh?
>>29377992The North Pole, in fact. Defending Santa's Workshop.Yes, Santa Claus exists in the Marvel universe.
>>29377859>>29377903If he doesn't close this special with a speech about the true meaning of Christmas I'll be disappointed.
>Alrighty, countercharge, Cap speech and send Cap in, huh?>Would you kindly roll me 5d6?
Rolled 4, 2, 6, 1, 5 = 18>>29378061ELVES LEND ME YOUR EARS
Rolled 1, 4, 4, 5, 3 = 17>>29378061
Rolled 6, 1, 2, 6, 3 = 18>>29378061fer christmas!
Rolled 6, 3, 1, 2, 3 = 15>>29378061
Rolled 2, 1, 5, 5, 5 = 18>>29378061Why am I so great
Rolled 6, 2, 1, 4, 4 = 17>>29378061
>>29377903You know who else gave inspiring speeches? Hitler.
>>29378073>>29378074>>29378075So... a little over half. Ok; I guess?>>29377992She's probably not active and even then it's Stark that sends her to Alaska to be it's Avenger. Man that was a fun book.
>>29378128>Hitler becomes Captain Germany
Rolled 3, 3, 2, 1 = 9>>29378075>>29378074>>2937807318 is the needed roll to overcome? Alright
>>29378128So? Hitler also loved dogs.So if you love dogs, you're practically a clone of Hitler, is what you're saying?
>>29378128shut up crime!
>>29378152Double down.Cap's got this on lock.
I see me some deadpool! I will stay.
>>29378152Heckvua speech Cap!
Rolled 2, 6, 5, 2, 2 = 17>>29378128I'd listen to a speech from Hauptmann Nazi just because.>>29378152CRUSH KILL
>>29378152http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUIUe72GG_gThis just became the thread theme.
>>29378061What have I helped wrought.>>29378073>>29378074>>29378075....good things?
>>29378073>>29378075Good work soldier!
Oh ya... lets rock.
Cant wait until the ppq will have the Avengers with Spider-man, Spider-woman, Black Cat, Storm siblings, Dr Sctange, Iron man and Captain america.
>>29378403Now that's one badass costume. I approve of its design for our Pym.
>>29378403Don't forget DOOM!
>>29378403>captchra eat my post...with Pym and Reed as tech support and Doom as leader.
>>29378428DOOM would work behind the scenes, and never openly admit to being part of the team. He's far more comfortable being out of the spotlight in order to work things in his favor.
>>29378336The cloak is made of red ants. The yellow trim is hornets.
>>29378428Nah. Doom, Namor, and T'Challa form an international team called THE MONARCHS
>>29378454You know, i was thinking when we get to Christmas in Quest proper we need to Christmas Carol Reed. DOOM as ghost of Christmas Past, Sue for Present, and Spidey for Future. Good way to try to save Reed and the world from his potential villainy.
>>29378546I have no idea how that would even work. That's just way too cheesy, not to mention impossible without help from some magical expert like Strange.
>>29378546>"Tell me arachnid spectre are these the shadows of things that will be or things that mi-""JUST DON'T BE A DICK DUDE! I've been saying this all night. Shit's NOT HARD man..."
You know, I really should have archived the first Christmas Special as a Christmas Annual, because this would be an annual in comic parlance.
>>29378694But PPQ hasn't been running for a year.BTW Cosgrove, what happened to Bleach Quest?
>>29378694Well we don't know for sure how long Cosgrove will run this quest...If he goes for two+ years I will be floored.
>>29378694We're going to end the timeskip just before Christmas back in the main PPQ. So we get double the Christmas for the rice of one!We gotta make those grapple bracers for Felicia as her Christmas gift.I wonder what her present to us will be~?
>>29378729he said that he will try to finish it up in future
You watch the elves grow more and more distraught. You glance over at the living legend next to you. “Hey- I’m.. I’m not good with dealing with people. I- I need your help- these elves won’t stand and fight if it’s just me-”You feel a strong hand on your shoulder as you see America’s legendary hero smile at you. “Son, if you don’t believe in yourself, how can your soldiers?”Letting go, he steps forward to the front of the line and clears his throat. “The future of Christmas rests on your shoulders, tonight. But, if that different than any other year? Christmas is a special, magical time that inspires the best in us- that’s because it holds the ideal of being a better, more giving person, together with your loved ones.”Hefting his shield he looks from side to side.“And it is thanks to each and every one of you that this remains a fact today. So, I plan to make one last charge, alongside each and every one of you unnamed heroes. So long as I draw breath, I won’t let them succeed. Are you with me?!”The elves leet out a roar of cheer as they charge alongside Captain America- there’s a bit of surprise on the opponent’s ends as you watch carefully as a outline appears along the ground starting from where the Snow Queen stands.“Look out, TheSnow Queen’s up to something!”You call out and the elves acknowledge, setting their flamethrowers to the ground- countering the icy-trap of the Snow Queen as they continue to advance as snowmen and elves begin to reach short range fighting.>Wait back and advice>try to take out the Snow Queen>Join the fight>Write in
>>29378729It dead anon.One day it shall return but for now, let PPQ run it course.
>>29378766>>try to take out the Snow Queenkill the head and the body will die!
>>29378766>try to take out the Snow QueenCap is right. Time to show the ultimate iconic pimp slap.Pym. Show this bitch her place.
>>29378766>try to take out the Snow Queen >other: RELEASE THE ANTSwe made fire ants right?
>>29378766>try to take out the Snow QueenWhat happened to us weaponizing the Pym particles? Not enough time?
>>29378766>>Send cap to seduce the Snow Queen
>>29378766>>Join the fightThe right option, btw what Janet is up to?
>>29378766>try to take out the Snow Queen>Join the fight>“Son, if you don’t believe in yourself, how can your soldiers?”Perhaps I could build some sort of positivity ray...
>>29378766> Try to take out the Snow QueenOr at least interrupt what she's doing long enoughvfor Cap to take care of his end and come to our aid.
>>29378766Join the Fight!Try to take out the snow queen
time to PYMP slap evil!>$1 dollar to pun jar
>>29378766>>try to take out the Snow Queen>>Join the fight
>>29378766>try to take out the Snow Queen>Join the fightAhh, the first Cap Speech of PQ. Feels good Cosgrove.Anyway it's time to join the fight and kick a little snowy ass alongside Cap. We go for Queen while the elves keep the others busy.
Our soldiers have received a pivotal moral boost! Take out the Ice Bitch!
>>29378766>>try to take out the Snow Queen>>Join the fightYou can't lead from the rear!
My name is Captain America; I've been braindead for almost 70 years and I woke up in some sort of weird Christmas special. I have no idea what's going on but darn it all if I'll let liberty and justice and freedom be put in jeopardy.
>join the fight and go to take out the snow queen>roll me 4d6
Rolled 3, 2, 5, 6 = 16>>29379142FOR FRANCE
Rolled 6, 2, 3, 3 = 14>>29379142
Rolled 6, 5, 1, 3 = 15>>29379142For Ants!
Rolled 2, 2, 2, 1 = 7>>29379168>>29379173>>29379183Roll to overcome- 16
Rolled 2, 4, 1, 2 = 9>>29379142Lets rock it.
>>29379140>tumblr noseAbsolutely disgusting.
>>29379197No one can overcome troops inspired and led by Cap!
>>29379229I'll just chalk it up to him catching a cold while inside that ice.
>>29379197YOU'RE ON THIN ICE SNOW QUEEN!
Rolled 3, 1, 1, 6 = 11>>29379197FRANCE IS WINNINGWait..
>>29379309I thought of that immediately after posting it, but fuck you anyway
Glancing down, you scowl. You’re not just going to stay at the sidelines. You have a holiday to save. Not Tony Stark. Not Reed Richards.You.HENRY PYM.Charging, you jump into the fray, throwing napalm bombs shaped like ants at snowmen while decking them- you lose the UV-lamps but you manage to keep your flamethrower. An army of snowmen stood in your way.Now there’s an opening.Charging, you spray down each and every snowman that tries to get in your way, before finally you reach the snow Queen, only to be stopped by a wall of ice rising to block your path.From behind the clear wall, you see the woman- beautiful and unearthly- scowl at you. “YOU. It is your fault!”You jump out of the way as spikes of ice rise from where you’re standing as you try to circle around her, only for the wall and spikes to follow you. Seems like she’s put her whole focus on eliminating you. Your flamethrower and napalm ants are doing the job of driving her back quite admirably, though- you see her growing more and more distressed as her defenses crumble until she collapses and stares at you in incoherent fury.“YOU. Stop ruining everything! I don’t care about Christmas Anymore- you took what was mine! I’ll crush you to death! FROSTY!”Snow forms around her walls as the snowman collapse as a giant titan of snow forms with her on it’s ‘hat.’ Frosty the Snow Titan roars as its footsteps cause the ground beneath you shakes.>Retreat>Elves, focused assault>Captain America? A little help?>I’ll handle this>write in
>>29379510>I'll handle this
>>29379510>I’ll handle this
>>29379510I'll handle this
>>29379510Goddammit, Elsa! Not again with the ice titan shit!>I’ll handle this
>>29379510>>I’ll handle thisAIM FOR THE HAT!
>>29379510>I’ll handle thisLet Cap take down Jack or the Queen while we handle big dumb and slushy.
>>29379510>I’ll handle thisShadow of the Colossus, we must have played it.
>>29379510>>I’ll handle thisis it time?
Rolled 1, 6, 2, 6 = 15>>29379510>>I’ll handle this
>>29379612Excellent idea! The hat is the source of his magic!
>>29379510Roll me 3d6, please
Rolled 4, 1, 4 = 9>>29379721
Rolled 5, 4, 1 = 10>>29379721
Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7>>29379721This is going to be awesome.
Rolled 5, 4, 6 = 15>>29379721FRAAAAAAAAAAANCE
>>29379741>>29379746>>29379761shhhhhhit. That wasn't very good.
Rolled 1, 3, 5 = 9>>29379721
Rolled 2, 1, 2 = 5>>29379761>>29379746>>29379741Roll to overcome- 10
>>29379741>>29379746>>29379761damn it Hank...
>>29379782Hank Pym: Frosty Killer!
>>29379782what did you do to make the dice gods mad Cosgrove?
>>29379883not get back to that black cat fast enough
>>29379883The dice gods always support those who act in defense of Christmas.
>>29379883Cosgrove is running this quest in spite of the curse. It is attacking him anyway it can.
>>29380087Come on, we gotta take every advantage we can get here. If Hank, Steve, and Janet handily save Christmas, then Hank's decision to become a superhero will be assured.
The foot of the titan comes down to crush you as a flash fo red come from the side- two elves grab you and drag you to safety- with their opponents gone, they’re quick on the mark to get you to safety. Captain America’s still fighting with Jack Frost, but it seems to be a deadlock- Captain America’s shield is able to block any blow sent his way.The elves look a bit panicked. “…What do we do? We can’t match that!”You pat one of them on the head as you step forward. The Snow Titan is ahead. “Leave this one to me.”You glance back at the elves. “You might want to get a bit of distance though.”They quickly clear off as you take off your coat and hat to reveal your red suit underneath. Everything has led to this moment!Turning the dial, you see red particles start to surround you. Feeling a bit of pressure you breath and step forward until you grow larger and larger- until you reach your body’s limit. You’re not as big as the snow titan as you come up to its chest, but this is the most your body can do without succumbing. And even then, you don’t have long.You’re a giant of a man fighting a giant Frosty the Snowman.And his weakness was his hat.>go for the hat>go for the snow queen>write in
>>29378403And Doom for big events.
>>29380221>>go for the hatCalled it.
>>29380221go for the hat
>>29380221>go for the hat
>>29380221>go for the hatits ours now!
>>29380221GO FOR THE HAT, KICK A FOOTHOLD INTO HIS TORSO AND REACH QUICKLY!
>>29380304No, you fool. We don't know what kind of vile magics reside in that artifact! It might even be the conduit for the Ice Queen's control over the titan.
>>29380221> GO FOR THE HATwe got this
>The hat, eh?Roll me 3d6
Rolled 6, 5, 1 = 12>>29380393
Rolled 2, 5, 6 = 13>>29380339Yes we do. Not Richards, not Tony, not Spider-Man, not Captain America... Ant-Man. SCIENTIST SUPREME.>>29380393
>>29380221>go for the hatAwwww yea, here we go
Rolled 5, 5, 4 = 14>>29380393hohoho
Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6>>29380393
Rolled 2, 6, 5 = 13>>29380393
Rolled 6, 3, 4 = 13>>29380393uncanny x-mas!
Rolled 1, 6, 1, 4 = 12>>29380435>>29380413>>29380405roll to overcome- 14
>>29380435Oh, nice work, anon.>>29380450We gain the upper hand again!
>>29380450Close but not enough Frosty!
>>29380450VICTORY kinda wish that I had a really tiny picture of Gi-Ant Man so someone could ask if it's a picture for ants
>>29380450"You will RESPECT the holidays or you will ANSWER TO ME."
>>29380450You may have some magic in that old hat but I've got the unlimited power of SCIENCE!
You’ve been in a number of brawls. This is the first time with a snowman, but this is still a brawl. And you have the time of your life in a brawl.Charging forward, you slam you shoulder into its chest and knock it back before kicking its leg out. As it goes- you slam both fists into the hat- as it… shatters?As does the Snow Queen on the exterior- as the mass of snow begins to reform in a swirl of snow and magic.The Frosty beast roars as it reforms- smaller than before- with a transparent hat this time. Inside, you see that there’s the Snow Queen, holding a small black hat in her arms. Seems like that’s the main control hat. You’ll need to take it out to stop Frosty. Or you could potentially wear it out. The titan’s as big as you are now- a few more takedowns could make it much more manageable.But you don’t know how long you’ll be able to keep up this size either.>try to break through for the Hat and Snow Queen>FIGHT AND FIGHT- you might never have this chance again!>write in
>>29380555.... I can't wait to dissect the hat and figure out how it works. Especially if she could use it to 'Rita Repulsa' a snowman and we can figure out how to exceed our body's current size limit.
>>29380604>try to break through for the Hat and Snow QueenIt will be easier this time, since he's smaller now.GET THAT HAT!
>>29380604>try to break through for the Hat and Snow Queenfight smarter and harder
>>29380604>>try to break through for the Hat and Snow QueenI WANT YOUR HAAAAT
>>29380604>>try to break through for the Hat and Snow QueenStomp her.
>>29380604> break on through to the other side
>>29380604>try to break through for the Hat and Snow QueenWe're not a bruiser even super sized. Let's end this quick.
>>29380688What would that accomplish? Breaking through would do nothing, since defeating them spells our victory.
>>29380604GIVE ME YOUR HAT!>try to break through for the Hat and Snow QueenWe will try and be nice this year. but why not channel a little Kenny while we're at it?
>>29380604>Break through for the Hat and Snow QueenGotta play this like a smart guy.And get his hat.
>>29380755....FINISH HIMYour HAT is MINE!
>roll me 3d6
Rolled 5, 2, 3 = 10>>29380890AMERICA
Rolled 5, 3, 3 = 11>>29380890
Rolled 1, 1, 2 = 4>>29380890science!
Rolled 2, 3, 1 = 6>>29380890
Rolled 6, 6, 6, 4 = 22>>29380919>>29380909>>29380903roll to overcome- 11
>>29380929Oh god... no.
>>29380929snow got in our boots didn't it?
>>29380929Gentlemen...I just wanted to say that it has been an honor and a privilege.
>>29380929>6-6-6-4This is going to be... unpleasant.
>>29380929Well thats where all the 6s went...
>>29380988...Krampus is coming
>Enemy has taken the narrative flag, Whooo!You should be pragmatic about this- even if fighting Frosty sounds fun- you should disable the enemy. As you punch into the icy-hat- it crumbles easily. Suspiciously so as you grasp at where she‘s at only to find empty air. As you try to remove your hand, the ice from the hat begins to spread along your arm as you feel the chill set in.With a burst of strength, you pull your arm free, but its cold and hard to move- for all intent and purposes, your arm might be outta the fight. Frosty roars as you see the hat stay broken as you realize what had happened- she used the ice as a mirror! Ingenious, you have to admit. Still you aren’t giving in this easily.>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)>Go for the hat again, but more cautiously>Take the giant down>write in
>>29381119>>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)I don't know how I CAN'T choose this...
Rolled 3, 5 = 8>>29381119>>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)If it's a good idea...we must take this chance.
Rolled 5, 5 = 10>>29381119>>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)
>>29381119>>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)
>>29381119> go down in size to dodge and get past him
>>29381119>judo throw the giant nearer the elves, get them to help
>>29381119>>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)>Implying there is any other option
Rolled 5, 6 = 11>>29381119>PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!-(disadvantaged roll- only 2d6)
>>29381177>>29381188>>29381208We have our rolls.>11 out of 12Glorious
>mfw cosgrove rolls a 24
>Greatest science in the world, eh? Let's see>2d6, please
Rolled 2, 3 = 5>>29381247...thought we'd be able to keep the rolls we just did.
>>29381230Fortune favors the brave
>>29381208Good roll anon.
Rolled 2, 4 = 6>>29381247hohoho
>>29381119>>Take the giant downWe're a brawler who happens to be a genius. Let's brawl.Our arm is numb and stiff? Perfect club. Use the rotational muscles of our enlarged torso and hips to swing the entire thing through the titan's chest, bisecting it.>Utron ProspectsNO CAPTCHA! NOT THAT! NOT YET!
>>29381247Can we keep our rolls we just rolled?
Rolled 6, 1 = 7>>29381247
Rolled 1, 4 = 5>>29381247Once AGAIN
Rolled 6, 5 = 11>>29381247rolling>captcha inches antsbandyou want us to make a ant band captcha?
>>29381247>>29381290Pleeeeeease? We're already at a significant disadvantage.
>>29381282>>Utron ProspectsActually, some sort of intelligent robot would surely help in this situation.
>>29381296probably not good
>>29381254>>29381278>>29381296RIP in peace Christmas
Rolled 5, 1 = 6>>29381310>>29381317
Rolled 6, 1 = 7>>29381296>>29381278>>29381254>roll to overcome- 7>>29381290I take rolls only when I've asked for them. Then and ONLY then- I was warning that this would be a disadvantaged roll.
>>29381346YEEEESSPYM SCIENCE PYMPINGGGGG
>>29381346Hey, not as terrible as i though
>>29381346...That means we made the DC?WE DID!
>>29381346My apologies for my premature role.
You grimace- this titan is going to be a pain. If only you had a flamethrower.Wait. You do totally have a flamethrower! “PYM SCIENCE IS THE GREATEST SCIENCE IN THE WORLD!”The fire is let out of your flamethrower as it unleashes an enlarged flame of fire, melting the titan twice as it tries to reform before breaking down. Literally. Molecularly.You drop it as it self-destructs molecularly.The titan rises again, but this time it is up to YOUR chest. It seems less thick and more thin and agile. You’re also breathing harder, though luckily the heat’s thawed your arm some.>Jump and go tiny- target Snow Queen>Take the hat off and make sure you get her this time>THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT! Time to kick a snowman’s ass!>write in
>>29381488>>Jump and go tiny- target Snow Queenwe still retain our normal strength when we shrink right? like in the comics?
>>29381488>>THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT! Time to turn the snowman into our shoe
>>29381488> jump and go tiny
>>29381488>Take the hat off and make sure you get her this time
>>29381488>>Jump and go tiny- target Snow Queen
>>29381488>>Jump and go tiny- target Snow QueenProportional strength! The Snow Queen won't see this one coming!
>>29381488>>Take the hat off and make sure you get her this time>>THE SHOE IS ON THE OTHER FOOT! Time to kick a snowman’s ass!Both of these. We're a brawler, grab the snowman by the neck and pull the entire head off. If she's using the ice as a mirror, she has to be within easy line of sight of the hat. Since it didn't clearly distort, she has to be close to it. The head is the only place to hide, then, as the rest of the body is moving too much. We pull the head off, punch in deep and hang on. IF we wrap our hand around the hat and/or queen, we hang on and shrink ourselves, and the queen, down to a manageable size.
So the snow queen is totally pissed we woke up capt america right?
>>29381488>Take the hat off and make sure you get her this timeGotta make sure to finish Frosty off before going after Queen
>>29381593It's taking too long to just keep knocking Frosty down.We have to END him. And the only way to do that is to procure the hat.
>>29381488Jump and go tiny, TARGET THE SNOW QUEEN
>>29381598You mean like a reverse Mr Freeze?
>>29381642Its the only thing I can think of that we stole from her so yes
>>29381663>"You'll pay for taking my husbando from me you piece of shit!"
>>29381663> snow queen rubbing herself over a frozen steve rogers. The all american popsicle dildo.
>>29381663So we just need cap to try and seduce the queen to end this war?
>So, go tiny won out a bit3d6, please
>>29381639... Which is what I suggested?
Rolled 3, 4, 3 = 10>>29381777
Rolled 5, 3, 3 = 11>>29381777
Rolled 4, 3, 4 = 11>>29381777
Rolled 6, 4, 4 = 14>>29381777
Rolled 1, 5, 6 = 12>>29381777
Rolled 5, 5, 6 = 16>>29381788>>29381787>>29381780Roll to overcome-11
>>293817776,6,6 = Enter the microverse.
Rolled 4, 1, 1 = 6>>29381801FfffffffffIce queen bitch slapping pym.
>>29381801Damn the luck...
>>29381825>>29381826>>29381801Hoping for Janet to intervene.
>>29381642>>29381663... we DID hear a scream when we unfroze him...
>>29381994Maybe when this snowman kicks her ass we should just try talking to her
>>29382021I mean our ass
>>29381801I keep saying: Big single-swing 'haymaker' strikes to end fights never work. War of attrition is the only way. Gotta grind them down.
>>29382021Remember though, even before we got Cap out she wanted to take down Santa.We'll need somebody with a GOD-tier diplomacy skill if we want to convince her to change her...Oh wait a minute!
You jump and turn the dial- changing from a giant man into a tiny projective- slamming through the ice and into the hat- seeing the Snow Queen, you charge at her, only to hit a glass mirror.Looking around to try to see her, but she’s quickly making the interior into a veritable hall of mirrors.“I can barely feel where you are. Where are you- No it doesn’t matter! I’ll kill you myself!”Her voice is changes from calm, collected, and cautious to crazed and bloodthirsty in a moment’s time. There’s something wrong with this woman.You move around, looking for her, but the moment you pause- “Got you!”Ice begins to spring up around you into a dome! You can barely move!The Snow Queen approaches and picks up the ice containing you like you’re a snow globe. Up cose, you see her outfit is made out of light whites and blue colors, except for a few lines of dark, almost black, blue that run out from her heart- one of the lines leading up her face, giving the beautiful face the appearance a cracked appearance.She stares at you before the darker blue seems to ‘pulsate’ as the crazed look overtakes her- her hand wrapping around the ice as spikes begin to appear on the interior.>try to go back to normal size>try to reason with her>make her angrier>write in
>>29382110>>try to reason with herWhy are you doing this?Or something along those lines I suppose
>>29382110>try to reason with herWe're a hero. And heroes always try to reason when possible"Why are you doing this? Why are you trying to kill Santa Claus?"
>>29382110Return to Normal size and make her angry.
>>29382110>>try to go back to normal sizeWe're surrounded. Good. That means she has nowhere to run to. Resume normal size and rapid-fire 'rabbit punches' to her face.
>>29382110>try to reason with herLet's try to talk with her, even though it'll probably go badly.
>>29382110>Grow big>Punch>Try and talk to her
>>29382110>>try to reason with her
>>29382110>>try to reason with herThis can be done, surely.
>>29382172Changing vote to Reason.
>>29382185At the very least it will tempt her to waste time on a Villain Speech, allowing someone else to come to our rescue or for us to think of a way out.
>>29382110> Try to reason with herBuys us some time and gives her the chance to rant her motives at least.
>>29382214Ooh, i didn't think of that. They can never resist gloating with a hero at their mercy, after all.
>>29382110>try to reason with her
roll me 3d6!
>>29382214You realize that at best we're going to have to roll for her sticking to the script...
Rolled 6, 2, 1 = 9>>29382345
Rolled 5, 5, 1 = 11>>29382345
Rolled 6, 2, 3 = 11>>29382345
Rolled 1, 3, 5 = 9>>29382345
Rolled 6, 3, 3 = 12>>29382345
>>29382364>>29382380Man we really seem to be trapped around the average right now.
Rolled 6, 5, 2 = 13>>29382380>>29382364>>29382358roll to overcome- 11
>>29382406The more dice that are rolled, the higher the likelihood that the result will be very near the average.
Rolled 1, 5 = 6>>29382420SHIT SHIT SHITPYM GOING TO DIE IF WE FAIL THE NEXT ROLL
>>29382420We are Hank Pym.We are not good with people.
>>>/co/57726686SPIDERMAN REVIVAL, PETER BACK.NOW WITH THE SAME DUDES THAT MADE SUPERIOR SPIDERMAN.
>>29382438No. It's going to turn out that this is all a psychotic episode if we fail the next roll and Pym will end up being ostly a villain. If we somehow pull this out though, then maybe Christmas will be saved an Pym will be destined for, well, pretty much the same thing but maybe Janet will be nicer to him or something?
“Wait- I want to know one thing first.”She pauses as she looks down at you in curiosity. “Very well. What?”You think about it. “Why are you doing this?”Her face turns into that of an ugly scowl as she clutches the ice so tight it begins to crack. “You dare ask that after taking what was MINE?!”“No. I mean- why I are trying to kill Santa. It doesn’t make sense.”She pauses and clutches at her head. “The reason? That is- I-”She almost drops you as you see the black stripe of ice on her face pulsate and grow as she grabs at her head, stumbling, dropping you. She gets up as you see large portions of her being covered by the black ice, her face more crazed than before.“..That is irrelevant!”The spikes begin reform on the glass>change size, fight>reason? (disadvantaged)>write in
>>29382483I really hate people like you.These kind of theories aren't even hard to come up with. You think you're being deep and insightful, but all you're doing is spoiling the fun for everyone else for absolutely no reason by planting seeds of doubt.>muh it was all in Angelica's mind and all the babies are dead!Fuck you.
Rolled 2, 5, 3 = 10>>29382420Pymp getting shanked.
Rolled 6, 6, 5 = 17>>29382521>>write in"Caaaaaaap~"
>>29382521Okay. She's obviously being corrupted/mind controlled against her will.I wonder how we should communicate this?
>>29382521>>change size, fightmind control?
>>29382521She's being corrupted! Fight it, Ice Queen! Fight it!
>>29382521>reason? (disadvantaged)I know it's disadvantaged but we were getting through. Let's keep trying.
>>29382521> Change size, fight.Seems like there's no reasoning with her now.
>>29382550Summon the captain.Husbandoism will save her.
>>29382521I'm going to assume that she is not entirely in control of her own actions. While reasoning with her may fix her up somehow, let's go with the one that's more likely to work.>change size, fight>REASON WITH YOUR FISTS>Don't beat her up too hard, though
>>29382521>WriteInChange to normal size, and THEN reason."You're being controlled! I can see that! Fight it!"
>>29382521>>change size, fight and keep reasoningJust cause we are throwing punches doesn't mean we can't talk
>>29382521>write in"Are you alright?"Showing concern for her may at least earn us a quicker death.
>>29382521WE USE THE SCIENTIFIC METHOD OF FISTWe know something's up with her (Krumpus getting crunk?), but we're only good at science and hitting and right now there are no parts to science with.
>>29382623Something is controlling her brain. You know what makes mind control really really hard to use? A concussion.
>Doctor Fisticuffs wins out, barely.>4d6, please
>>29382521Change size and FIGHTSomething in the core of the dark parts of her outfit is controlling her, we must wrest the source of Corruption from her!
Rolled 3, 6, 3, 2 = 14>>29382732>please
Rolled 4, 6, 4, 6 = 20>>29382732
Rolled 5, 4, 4, 5 = 18>>29382732
Rolled 6, 5, 6, 5 = 22>>29382732Come on, come on!
Rolled 2, 1, 4, 2 = 9>>29382732PUNCHES FOR KNOWLEDGE AND CONCUSSIONS
>>29382780Punching is always the solution.
>>29382780Oh thank God.
>>29382780SCIENCE PUNCH!... b-but not -too- hard. It's not her fault.
Rolled 6, 4, 6, 3 = 19>>29382780Looks like it's time for a pymp slap...Dammit, Janet, this isn't what it looks like! It's just percussive maintenance!
Rolled 6, 2 = 8>>29382769>>29382780>>29382787>roll to overcome-20
>>29382853diplomacy? we're fluent in fist!
>>29382853MOMENTUM FOREVER RETAKEN
>>29382853Oh. Ouch. I kinda feel bad for the poor girl...
>>29382864WE CAN BEAT THE DEMONS OUT
>>29382853And then Pym never lives beating down one of the elementals of winter who happens to be a lady who was potentially mind controlled by a frost deamon.
>>29382914And it never snows around pym again out of fear of his pymp slap
>>29382853Why do I get the feeling that our beating her up is a trap?
>>29382853Hank Pym Favored Enemy Women
>>29382985It is likely a trap. But we can't play psychoanalyst for a mind-controlled woman, especially when we have no idea how she's being controlled.
>>293828532 dice instead of 4Was she trying to talk to us but we then just suckered punch her?
>Strong Narrative control!You aren’t having any of it, though. You take the moment now that her focus isn’t on you and crank your size back to normal. The glass around you shatters as her eyes widen as you stand up. You don’t give her time to recover momentum as you rush her. She might not be in her right mind, but if you don’t do something about this, Christmas might be ruined. Good of the many and all that.Punching her lightly in the stomach, she folds over as you let out a sigh and hit her in a way to try to knock her out without causing her too much pain. She collapses like a puppet as you pick up the hat from the floor nearby as the giant snowman you’re on seems to… melt.There’s a hat and the girl- outside, Captain America seems to have defeated Jack Frost just now, standing over its body.>pick her and the hat up, carry them over to Captain America>leave her where she is, head over to Captain America>Call over Santa>write in
>>29382966If we can't build a weather dominator, we'll dominate the weather with our fists!
>>29383042>pick her and the hat up, carry them over to Captain AmericaGotta be a hero.
>>29383042>pick her and the hat up, carry them over to Captain Americano way it's Jack Frost using illusion magic. No. Way.
>>29383042ok are we outside and capt and jack frost inside?
>>29383042>Pick her up and her hat and carry them over to Captain America."Did you notice a pulsing dark blue pattern, it seemed to be controlling her, like some kind of corruption"
>>29383042> Pick her and the hat up, carry them over to Captain America.
>>29383042>Put the hat on.Merry Pympmas
>>29383042>>pick her and the hat up, carry them over to Captain America
>>29383042>her face when a man gets larger right in front of her eyes
>>29383042>pick her and the hat up, carry them over to Captain AmericaGotta do this right.
>>29383085Frosty the snow titan melted into snow- there's only the open snowy fields now.
>>29383139>wearing a magical item when you have no idea how it will affect you
Turning in after next update...fading...slumber calls. preemptive good night, everyone...
>>29383236Didn't stop us from getting that statue
>>29383256You pick her up, hat in one hand as you hold in a bridal carry. Walking over to Captain America, you let out a thin smile. You notice another figure walking up- he’s a bit bruised, but Santa drops a horrid green monster wearing a mockery of his outfit down.“And there’s Krampus.”Santa gives everyone a relived smile. “Hohoho- thank you all ery much for your help. Without you- Christmas might have been ruined. Once we’ve made sure they aren’t a problem, I’ll get you all home.”The Hat and three figures lay still until you feel the Snow Queen’s form tense in your earns as she starts convulsing as see seems to vomit up something black onto the snow- similar things seem to be happening to the others and from the hat.The black oozes form into a shape->Roll for momentum! 3d6!
>>29383353Peter didn't know that was magic
>>29383353You're not making a good case.
Rolled 1, 2, 3 = 6>>29383373
Rolled 1, 2, 4 = 7>>29383373CHRISTMAS!
Rolled 1, 4, 1 = 6>>29383373
>>29383381we went to the Future!
>>29383381I wasn't trying too
>>29383408>>29383414>>29383419Our momentum isn't very momentous.
>>29383408>>29383414>>29383419Well. That was... Dismal.
Rolled 6, 3, 2 = 11>>29383373
>>29383408>>29383414>>29383419Oh come on. Are they going to all fuse on us into some kind of super yeti now
Rolled 1, 3, 1 = 5>>29383408>>29383414>>29383419Roll to overcome-7
>>29383451What the hell...?I'll take it!
>>29383451Oh lord it's brilliant. Too good.
>>29383451OH THANK GOD
>>29383451The dice really hate you tonight Cos.
>>29383408>>29383414>>29383419Welp, we'r->>29383451-e not fucked.
>>29383451success I guess. What the hell did the villain literally trip in front of us
>>29383505The Pymp Hand is a wonderful thing...
>>29383451CHRISTMAS WILL NOT BE DENIED!
>>29383505We tripped, falling and crushing the villain.
>>29383451Success through superior failure!
>>29383373>The black oozes form into a shape-AH SHIT. IT VENOM OR ONE OF HIS SPECIES!!!!
>>29383408>>29383414>>29383419We're not good at this.
>>29383556...symbiote.And no, I don't think that's it. If it were, Snowy would have been wearing a sexy skintight organic suit.
these fucking rolls.....Just when I think there can't be any worse rollsCosgrove one ups our failure!
>>29383576>Snowy would have been wearing a sexy skintight organic suit.Hmm...
You pull Santa back as Captain America jumps back. The Snow Queen is surprising light to hold, so your movement isn’t hindered any. The black ooze tries to grab for anything it can reach before curling back into itself as you feel yourself being watch my countless eyes and hated with a thousand mad minds as the black ooze reverts back into an open book that begins burning as a thousand voices scream in madness. DEATH IS BUT A DOORThe book burns as a black smoke forms into writhing shapes above it, many of which that hurt to look at. TIME IS BUT A WINDOW You feel like you’re being intensely scrutinized- like whatever is there is trying to make sure it remembers you- like you did when you bore that grudge against Tony Stark- I’LL BE BACK And then the book and presence are gone- like they’d never been there.>Talk with Santa>Talk with Captain America>Talk with Janet>Wait for Snow Queen to Wake up>remake Frosty>write in
>>29383645>>Talk with Santa"...Is it over?"
>>29383645talk with Janet while we wait for the Snow Queen to wake up
>>29383645>DEATH IS BUT A DOOR>TIME IS BUT A WINDOW>I’LL BE BACKPick up flame thrower.And the Door is a Jar.FWOOSH.
>>29383645>Talk with Santa"What."
>>29383645>[X] Ask Santa if he knows what that was exactly.
>>29383645> Talk to SantaUm... what was that?
>>29383598Seriously, I've seen some quests here get mucked up by really bad or out-there rolls, but it is amazing how Cosgrove seems to have made extremely odd rolls his 'theme'.>>29383645>>29383675Supporting this.
>>29383645>>remake FrostyWhile talking with Santa and waiting for the Snow QueenAlso, what was Vigo the Carpathian doing possessing the Snow Queen?
>>29383645>>Talk with Santa>Talk with Captain America>Talk with Janet>remake Frosty>Lets remake frosty together.Snow queen can rest. It takes a while to recover from the pymp hand
>>29383645>>Talk with Santa"What was that">>Talk with Captain America"CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH, PLEASE."
>>29383697He wanted to be a pretty, pretty princess?
>>29383645>Talk with Janet"...Are you sure my mess haven't kicked our?">Remake FrostyOr, How the Great North Polian Snowball Fight Accidentally Brought a Gentle Soul Back from the Abyss!
>>29383724>"...Are you sure my meds haven't kicked out?"Fixed.
>>29383645Thank Cap for his help, apologize to Janet for ruining her Christmas, Talk to Santa as we wait for the Snow Queen to wake up. Then ask everyone if they want to help remake Frosty.>Pym remakes Frosty>"Hmm... I think I'll call him Frostron"no
>>29383645>remake frostymagic is just science we don't know yet
>>29383766>apologize to Janet for ruining her ChristmasNigger what? We all just got done SAVING Christmas!
>>29383785You really think Pym is going to think that? Self-depreciation is a thing.
>>29383833Not even a manic depressive would self-deprecate at a time like this. And Hank isn't even the type....but we should ask Santa for a favor. We still need a gift for Janet.
>>29383875Santa would hand over a small velvet box and watch the spaghetti
I still expect the snow queen to attack us for still her capsicle when she wakes
>>29383908And ask him for a date before he gets frozen by santa again.> I had a date
>>29383901That would be marvelous.>>29383908I don't think she'll be violent, but she'll probably be sad.I wonder if the Super Soldier formula protects the D from extremely cold temperatures..?
"Do you need any help delivering the toys to all the children of the world now, Santa?""Ho ho ho, no, but thank you Henry. The truth is I've never been able to deliver presents to EVERYone and in recent years I've scaled back my operation to give gifts to those I love and admire.""Well, I guess that makes-""Like Tony Stark! I love that guy! Ho, ho, ho!">Captcha: Upon theicd... Upon the Icy December...
>>29384003And then Santa was pymp slapped and Hank became the new santa
>>29384003...Hold still Santa, I think some of that black ooze must have gotten onto you, and is making you act crazy. Don't worry, I'll beat it out of you.
>>29383951>75 year old Virgin
>>29384029>And then pym gets home and sees a box in his house with a pair of boxing gloves and a mouth-guard. "Merry Christmas, you pinhead! Round Two is next year!"
>>29384003Pym doesn't remember anything after that. Just a flash of white, a blinding migraine, and when he came to he's in New York and the news on TV is talking about the cataclysmic vaporization of the polar ice cap.
>>29384096Fun fact; Johnny only ever had luck with animals and animal women.
>>29384096>carl what is sexThey would have the blondest, sluttiest, & dumbest kids on the planet
>>29384154And Velma- but he ruined that himself.
>>29384165Pretty sure Panty isn't keen on getting pregnant.
>>29384167Like I said; animals.
“What… exactly was that?”You glance over but Captain America looks just as dumbfounded. Santa, however, looks much less Jolly. “A thing that was sealed away long ago. I shall not speak its name, but it is a foul book that holds dark powers that twists its owners into something foul.”He brushes himself off. “But now I have to deliver presents. I shall be back soon, hohohowever.”He quickly makes his way off as Janet runs over- elves have already headed your way, giving you new anti-cold gear. Putting them on, you smile at Janet. “Sorry about ruining your Christmas eve.”She looks around and raises an eyebrow. “Please, Hank, I would have had a much more boring one otherwise. Still, it’s a shame about Frosty, I would have liked to have met him.”You glance down at the Ice Queen before looking at the hat. “Well, so long as that stuff gone from it, he should be fine now. “Janet blinks before a smile crosses her face. “Doctor Pym- are you saying what I think you’re saying?”You smile at her before pausing. “One Second- Captain America- would you mind holding her for a moment- Captain America looks a bit awkward before nodding his head. Handing her over, you turn back to Janet and extend the hat to her.“Ms. Van Dyne, would you like to build a snowman?”She gives you a brilliant smile as the two of your cheerfully make a snowman together- with twigs for arms, a carrot nose, and two pieces of coal for eyes- before placing the hat down as you see a bit of wing kick up as Frosty’s ‘eyes’ blink as he looks around curiously.“Merry Christmas! …but how did I get here?”You let Janet, who pushes you away to talk to Frosty the Snowman, roughly explain things as you head over to Captain America who is still awkwardly holding the sleeping Snow Queen.>say anything to Captain America or sit awkwardly until the Snow Queen wakes up?
>>29384265>"Thanks for helping me save Christmas... So uh... how have you been Captain? Pretty weird stuff right?"
>>29384265Gush over him, ask him details of what happened and what he remembers. Basically play science fanboy
>>29384265How big of a fan is hank of captain? I kind want him to fanboy over him
>>29384265So...! You're real. Didn't know that. I should probably rip this bandage right off and tell you: It's the 21st century. Sorry.
>>29384265"Captain, i know we didn't really give you a choice in getting involved in all of this, but i want to say that I'm immensely grateful for your assistance. We probably wouldn't have won without you."
>>29384265>“Ms. Van Dyne, would you like to build a snowman?”HNNNNGGG~>>say anything to Captain America"Thanks for helping us save Christmas, Cap, it's a real honor to meet you! I have so many questions! But um... I guess you have more questions, huh?"
>>29384329>>29384314He knows of him obviously, but I doubt Hank would be that big of a history buff. If anything he'd be interested in any weird Hydra stuff and ask if it was real, but part of me thinks he'd have more tact than to start asking a very out of place future shocked Cap about that sort of thing."
>>29384265"Don't worry, this is all probably a psychotic episode on my part. I mean, we all know you never really existed outside the war bond campaign."
>>29384265Hell of a wake up huh Cap?
>>29384265TAKE THE SNOW QUEEN AWAY FROM HIM BEFORE SHE ACCIDENTALLY PUTS HIM BACK ON ICE!
>>29384333...He doesn't know what year it is, does he? That's going to be awkward.
>>29384375There's also the matter of where Cap is going to live now that he's in the modern era.He'd be a god-tier roommate for Hank, but I suppose it should be his decision what to do.
>>29384345Yeah that seems pretty good.
>>29384265Tell him the year and tell him we going to help him ajust to the society of today.Alot of shit happened and we need to help Cap adapt.
>>29384400Oh she wants him ice hard alright
>>29384400BUT THEN WE GET TO GO ON ANOTHER GRAND ADVENTURE AS PYM TO SAVE CAPTAIN AMERICA
>>29384454>Socially awkward Hank helping Cap fit in.WHAT COULD GO WRONG?!
>>29384454>Super Roommates Ant Man and Captain America!
>>29384454"Don't be surprised, but... Manhattan is quite a bit taller now."
>>29384454In the history books I don't think it's going to be mentioned that Captain America reemerged after saving Christmas with Dr. Henry Pym.At best we're gonna get our memories erased, but the idea that Cap is somewhere in the Arctic will be implanted into our head.
>>29384507Nobody's going to believe us. We are going to be institutionalized.Just as Loki planned.
>>29384507Hank Pym and Janet Van Dyne were in the Artic studying extreme cold effects on Pym Particles when they discovered Captain America frozen in a glacier, perfectly preserved and still alive.
>>29384507>Memories not erased>Santa hears a knock on his door>"Good evening Mr. Kringle, I'm here to talk to you today about the Avengers Initiative, but you already know that don't you?"
>>29384491Dude, Doom has a Time Machine and respects Cap for his contributions towards stomping on Nazis. One word and Cap will make his date.
>>29384507Santa isn't just going to put him on ice again. That's not very good-alignment at all.
>>29384550time travel is not for booty calls!
>>29384550Still disappointed that Doom's taking his future slef's advice and not making a move on Susan.
>>29384550Time travel does not work that way.NO TIME TRAVEL FOR YOU
>>29384643and I'm pretty sure that came back to bite him in the ass
>>29384596Tell that to Peter.
>>29384643>>29384663To be fair, I'd booty call Morgan Le Fey too.
>>29384652What a cock blocker
>>29384758Cap will just have settle for banging Peg's daughter/granddaughter Sharon
>>29384668Peter's trip through time wasn't a booty call. He hasn't done a booty call. He has gotten zero booty.
>>29384788He could bang the snow queen.She clearly wants it.
>>29384794Hopefully that will change soon. After the timeskip, he would have been dating Felicia for over 2 months.Then again, with my first gf it took me 3 months of dating her before it happened. So w/e.
>>29384794Well, that one time with Cat!Felicia counts as half.
>>29384598he is destined for another...
>>29384861SG, like DP, might never show up in the actual story due to them being self-aware and extremely hard to write in a quest like this.
You smile at him. “…Thanks for the Help, Captain America. Don’t think we could have done it without you.” He nods before handing you back the Snow Queen. “Sorry, but there’s a girl I should really meet. I crashed and I’m really thankful, but I’ll have to catch a really late date.”You pause. “…There’s probably something you should know, Captain. You‘ve been asleep for a while.”He nods. “I figured. How long as it been? A month? Two? Speaking of that- where are you from Doctor Pym? I know someone that’s be interested in meeting you.”You grimace. “..I’m bad at this so I’ll be straight with you. It’s the twenty first century Captain, the year is two thousand thirteen, about to go on fourteen. You’ve been frozen in ice for about over half a century.”America’s greatest hero stares at you confused. “What?”“I’m sorry, sir. But it’s the truth. You’ve even been written off by the government as a publicity event for war bonds. Nobody even knows you’re real anymore.”His smile fades as he collapses to the ground, looking tired and incredulous. “…This is a dream. I’m dying and this is a bad final dream.”You lean down and put a hand on his shoulder. “I’m sorry, but… that’s sadly not the case, Captain.”Whatever is about to be said next by either of you is interrupted by the woman in your arms waking up. With a groan, her eyes crack open and she looks upon you and Captain America with confusion, then realization, then horror. Scrambling out of your arms she gets a bit of distance.“…I’m terribly sorry.”She tucks her white hair behind and ear as she glances at the two of you.>any responses, things to say?
Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8>>29384832I thought it was a little over a month?The last couple of months was friendship (as Felix) and a limbo between friend/grilfriend due to peter's love life
>>29384891"Dammit, I'm bad at dealing with people but now Holiday spirits too....Janet...help?"
>>29384837Yeah, Peter hit second base with Felicia before he hit first. Hasn't been rounding any bases since fluffy tail though, as far as I know.>>29384891"It's okay. Crazy happens to the best of us... Trust me... Are you feeling alright?"
>>29384891"Sorry about punching you. That thing that was controlling you is gone now though."
>>29384891Tell her its ok and not her fault.Ask her if she remembers what happened that led up to her being mind controlled
>>29384891"You're the Snow Queen, right? I'm Henry Pym... sorry for, you know, knocking you out."
>>29384891"Its ok. It wasnt your fault. I'm sorry for hitting you so hard. I'm Doctor Pym by the way. I believe you've met Captain Steve Rogers?"
>>29384891Wave it off with a chuckle and say "Oh don't worry, you were possessed by an evil book. I'm Hank Pym, I assume you know the Captain?How do you feel? Would you mind if I get some readings, I'd like to see if I can figure out anything about the Book incase it happens again."Then proceed to SCIENCE!
>>29384891I like >>29384930. The second part.
>>29384891"I'm sorry too. I felt terrible having to knock you out. But it's all over now, the thing that possessed you is gone."
>>29384891I'm sorry for punching you but you were kinda under control.Hey, Captain America. I can help you adjust to the modern world.
>>29384891>>any responses, things to say?"Umm... Sorry about the punching earlier. You were acting a little.... apocalypse-y. With that black stuff gone you shoyuld be better now, I hope. I really don't want to do the snow-globe thing again. I'm Hank Pym. This is... Captain America. Sorry, I don't remember what the old news reels said your actual name was."
>>29384891"You were posted by some eldrich horror that happens to take the form of a book that bleeds itself into ink tentacles and - yeah, none of us blame any of you guys for what happened. I'm Hank and it's a pleasure to meet the real you your majesty. Is that the right title?"
>>29384967We know his name is Steve Rogers. It's how we found him in the first place.
>>29384891"I'm sorry I punched you as a giant then as a regular person. We all have our bad days... With all these apologies it's like I'm back with my family again... or at the college. Before they threw me out. The fools..."Also feeling SUPER bad for Americas super soldier. That's a raw deal to have it broken to him like that. Still probably better than being kidnapped or waking up in a submarine next to a green rage monster and a yellow robot.
>>29385003Yea, that was pretty bad. At least Hank's there to help.
"It's okay. Crazy happens to the best of us... Trust me... You’re the Snow Queen, right? The one from the old fairytales? Are you feeling alright?"She pauses as her pale, almost blue skin flushes. “Ah. Yes. That’s what they call me. I should be fine now. Thank you for stopping me.”She glances over at Captain America. “I’m glad to see you were finally Rescued- I did my best to try to keep you safe, over the many years.”His hands clench. “…Why did you save me?”Her smile dims. “It’s because you have the heart of a hero. And the world has too few of those even in my days. I’ve lived a longer time than you, but I could not bear to see someone who preformed such a noble action to suffer such a sad death.”Captain America clenches his jaw before turning around and walking off toward’s Santa’s village. She watches him go- she says something- you can barely make it out, with how quiet she‘s been. “I don’t think he’ll ever forgive me. But I will bear that burden, amongst my many others.”>stay quiet>ask her about what she just said>write in
>>29385182Dude. What are we going to do with him? He's got nothing. No one.We need to let him crash at our place and teach him about stuff. I can see no other solution.And it would get Cap right in New York where a lot of the action is happening.
>>29385226He'll forgive you someday. It just might take a while
>>29385226>Awkward silence as we shift uncomfortably, knowing we should probably say something, but not wanting to make things worse
>>29385226>ask her about what she just said>write inAsk the nearby elves if they have any booze, the cap needs a drink
>>29384891"So... Who was that guy who'd be interested in me?""It's not important now.""No, I'm curious. It's going to bother me.""A scientist I knew. Good friend, actually... Howard Stark.""[Incoherent screaming]"
>>29385226>Hank Hug (tm)She needs one, plus a "Maybe so, but we, the rest of us, understand and thank you for allowing him to come back to us. The way things are going, we need him."
>>29385226>WriteIn"Since I got him out of the ice, I think I should be the one to teach him how to live in the present... right now maybe he just needs a friend.">>29385271>getting a super soldier drunkAre you insane??
>>29385226>>write in"And I would say you underestimate his heart, Lady. Right now, he just needs some time alone but don't be a stranger to him."
>>29385226>ask her about what she just said
>>29385226>write in"Would you be willing to talk about how whatever that was possessed you and the others?"
>>29385226>>ask her about what she just said
>>29385304I want to say that but thats awfully elegant for pym
>>293853042 elegant for Pym
>>29385350we're charged with belief thanks to Cap. call it a Christmas miracle
>>29385350>>29385369Let Pym have a moment of elegance. Just once.
>>29385350>>29385369smells of samefagging.
>>29385350>>29385369Under the influence of cap
>>29385387There must be someone on /tg/ just like me because I've been accused of this a lot lately.TALK TO ME LONG LOST BROTHER
>>29385387wahh! people disagree with>>29385425about what?
>>29385434I don't know. How you been since we've been separated at birth?
I wonder what Daredevil is doing right now....
>>29385515Being Matt Murdock, Ace Attorney.
>>29385515Would a daredevil quest give us no details of our surroundings?
"And I would say you underestimate his heart, Lady. Right now, he just needs some time alone but don't be a stranger to him.”The Snow Queen gives you a sad smile. “No, it would be best that he doesn’t see me again.”You glance over at her. “What did you mean by that earlier anyway?”The Snow Queen glances over at you as her smile seems to be even more sorrow-filled than before. “I was once a normal girl, sir. You might not believe it, but my hair was the color of straw and my cheeks were as rosy as an apple. But I was given a task and I have fulfilled that task for ages without end, turning into a figure from stories- half remembered and easily forgotten.”She holds her hands out a small box appears in her hands, made out of ice, before it cracks and breaks apart. “Until the end of days, my duty will to stay alone in these frozen lands, living a lonely life to make sure that a certain object does not fall into the wrong hands. So, while I do appreciate the thoughts, It would be for the best.”She looks over as Frosty joins her by her side. “But, I suppose I might have said too much. It matters not. For tonight will be a half-remembered dream, and by morn you shall forget me.”Your eyelids feel heavy as you try to process what she’s saying as you feel yourself lose consciousness.
>>29385605NOSHIT.FUCKING DAMNIT IT BITCH.WE WILL FIND YOU AND SLAP THE SHIT OUT OF YOU!!!
>>29385605Hello Casket of Ancient Winters.
>>29385605No! Fuck!What about Janet?? What about Cap??
>>29385605Called it. Wonder what'll happen to Cap.Thanks for running Cosgrove, but I fear I must retire for it is 3AM and sleep calls.
>>29385605We better at least wake up with the perfect present for Janet under the tree.
>>29385646mindwipes for everyone!
>>29385605"You bitch, I will find you and pymp slap you
>>29385605Activate Pym Anti-Unconsciousness Belt Buckle! Engage Pym Hand!
>>29385605Dammit, don't do this to him.We're gonna find you again and befriend the shit out of you.
>>29385698Did you see the Thor movie? It's the box the Loki was using to freeze everything.
>>29385605Oh come on. What's up with the fucking mind wipe fetish in quests lately?
>>29385605Punch her one last time!
>>29385698An ancient box, the superweapon of the Frost Giants of Jotenheim.
>>29385732>You're offering me friendship?>FUCK YOU
>>29385728plot convenient amnesia been a thing in storytelling for awhile.
You wake up at your desk- papers stuck to your face- a cup of coffee, cold, sits undrunk by your side. You glance around- trying to remember what you were doing. There was Santa, and Janet and you saved Christmas. Captain America was also there.Right?You glance around- your lab in its usual state of messiness as you spot a box sitting on the table behind you, poorly wrapped up.Looking outside, you see that New York is its normal self- same as every last Christmas. Maybe Janet?Calling her phone, she answers. “…Hank? It’s… six in the morning.”“Janet. Did we save Christmas last night?”“…what? No. I’ll be over later, Hank. Merry Christmas.”You glance around as you try to, confusedly piece together last night- your notes say you figured out Pym particles- holy shit you figured out pym particles! That is- no. No. focus.Last night you- right you were looking for a gift for Janet because you hadn’t bought her one and then you met a homeless Santa…>roll me 1d100
Rolled 63>>29385772Nevar 4get
>>29385777>>29385778>>29385779Um... Higher is better, right?
>>29385779shit, son.It's the small velvet box.Dammit santa, you magnificient bastard.
>>29385779I really hope high is good. If so fuck yea Anon.
>>29385779we remember everything
>>29385758It's still a piss poor thing and it's been popping up more and more in quests lately, which is a pain for the players. "Whoops, now it's all a dream."Hell, the thing I'm most pissed about is WE HAVE NO IDEA WHAT HAPPENED TO CAP!
>>29385815probably refrozenwe'll thaw him out again
>>29385804Higher on a d100 is never better in a Cosgrove quest unless he REALLY wants to throw us a bone.Most likely we got a 77 which is like a pair of electric socks or something.
>>29385830>we'll thaw him out againSomeone will.Tony Stark.
>>29385815Chilling at Santas workshop
>>29385832>Higher on a d100 is never better in a Cosgrove quest unless he REALLY wants to throw us a bone.Christmas miracle?
>>29385855I sure as hell hope so.
>>29385779PLEEEEASE let higher be better!
we give Jan her superpowers for christmas
>Other people still remember Hank bothering them at night to save Christmas>Cap goes back to being buried at an indiscriminate location>Hank's PRETTY sure it was all real, but he does't know>Wants to set out for an expedition to Steves crash site, but it's classified anyway and he also wanted to stay dead>Moral crossroads
>>29385954Would you rather be woken back up a second time by a familiar face or a stranger again?
>>29385954I'm telling you, we're getting institutionalized after this. Straight to an insane asylum.
>>29385986Either that or Nick Fury'll show up on our doorstep.
>>29385986Shut up, MJ. We're a genius. We figured out Pym particles. We Ant Man/Giant Man now!
>>29385994"Yes, Mr. Pym. And how long /have/ you been able to talk to ants?"
>>29386068"There is a man in New York who can shoot web-like ropes from his wrists and swing around as a mode of transport. There is a man in Miami who built an exo-suit that can fly and shoot concussive blasts. Look, talking to ants is actually not that hard to consider."
>Is he remembering? Pass the popcornYou focus and focus as you try to recall last night. There was a homeless guy and then… you called Janet-Everything comes back together as you quickly piece together most parts of what happened last night. It’s there’s something you can’t recall you were talking with the snow queen and she was all sad and then she knocked you out and took your memories. Straining further, you recall the sound of bells ringing and laughter- somewhere between consciousness and unconsciousness.Well her and Santa, anyway.You need something to keep track of your memories, just in case things like this ever happen again You still have to get ready for tonight. And you need to document your notes on pym particles more, and you need to look into finding Spider-man to make a team, too, maybe. Maybe superpowers for Janet?- wait. What happened to Captain America?>?????It’s December Twenty-Sixth. A man stands in the rain looking at a grave as a woman walks up. “Are you visiting someone, sir? Even so, It’s cold and wet out here. You should be more bundled up. You’ll catch your death of a cold.”The man shrugs as he looks at the grave, his breath fogging in front of him. “I promised to make it back, she had a dance saved for me on her dance card, you know. But, I guess I couldn’t make it back in time. I was too late.”The old woman pauses before resting her arm on the man’s arm. “I’m sure she doesn’t blame you. Here’s a scarf, you can keep it- I think you need it more than I do. My Ben’s waiting for me in the car, anyway.”The woman hand him the scarf and begins to walk off. “But, ma’am, I can’t-”The woman looks back and smiles. “Think of it as a Christmas gift, young man. Oh, and be careful, I hear we’re bound to have some bad weather soon.The woman walks off leaving the man to ruffle his hair exasperatedly, before he takes one last look at the grave“Merry Christmas, Peggy.”
>>29386092"And you use these powers to help Santa save Christmas from Frosty the Snow Man with the help of a war bonds mascot?"
>>29386100OH SHIT.AUNT MAY IS PEGGY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>29386100Oh bless you Aunt May.
>>29386120Can you not read?Aunt may gave steve the scarf.Peggy is in the grave.
>>29386120...Peggy is "Peggy Carter", his girlfriend from WW2. It's her grave.Could be May who gave him the scarf though.
>>29386120he is saying merry christmas to the grave of Peggy.May just simply make appearance
>>29386100>dat sad Cap>dat Aunt May>dat last lineI didn't ask for these feels... you're a saint, aunt May.
>>29386139well shit, that what I get for just reading really fast.Sucks for Cap though.
>>29386152That it is. Happens though, so just slow down.Sorry for being abit of a dick. The insult was abit much now that I read it again.
Rolled 4, 5, 1, 4 = 14>>29386100As far as I remember, there's only one emoticon whose use is acceptable on 4chan.;_;
>>29386100May you are the best of us...Wonder what we'll be Spidermanning on Christmas eve for>>29386120What? No. She's not that old.Night guys; don't forget to archive.Thanks for running Cosgrove!
I wonder what Hank got Janet...
>>29386216No idea. Because we didn't. Santa got us a gift to give to her.It's no doubt going to be heartwarming whatever it is, due to Santa taking Christmas very seriously.
>>29386216I hope its super hero costume so they can try make a group with other heroes.
>Well, it’s over folks. That’s the Christmas Special for this year. Go home. Ow!Deadpool groans as Doreen elbows him in the side. He rubs at his side.>That’s where my ribs are still healing, woman!“I know.”Squirrel Girl clears her throat as she smiles at the last remaining camera. “Well, I hope you all enjoyed Hank’s Christmas Special. I hope our appearances in this universe will be just as enjoyable for you.”>Writers aren’t letting us in, I hear. Well ,not you, at least. I’ve been considered. Squirrel Girl looks over. “Really now? I bet I’d make an appearance before you do.”>Like I’d be foolish enough to say You’re on. It is completely on! If I kill you now, more screen time for me!Monkey Joe blocks the camera and starts chattering away. Monkey Joe says: Happy Holidays folks, hope you enjoyed the show! Next time will be more of Peter Parker!>Hey, the squirrel’s blocking me off of the panel. You can’t kill me off that easily! I’ll Spoiler the twist for the next quest which is-
>>29386238It's badly wrapped though... I'd expect Santa to be good at that.>>29386244That is absolutely awesome.
>>29386253Wait, Squirrel Girl! What did Hank get Janet for Christmas!I MUST KNOW!
>>29386253Cos, have consider to change the updates from tuesday to wednesday in long run? I seems the threads are much calmer on this day.
>>29386287Normally I'm busy on wednesdays- today my plans were cancelled, opening me up to run because of the polar vortex.
>>29386296Thanks for running, Cos! I hope you can get back on a stable questing schedule soon.
>>29386295That would be nice
>>29386253Squirrel girl is going to appear faster than Deadpool cause deadpool can spoil alot of shit.Cosgrove said it himself.
>>29386326Only if he's used like Waypool, which isn't really what we want. Deadpool's best when when the fourth wall breaking is more nudges and winks, then outright Looney Toon Zany.
>>29386326I think Deadpool could still show up since at least 2/3rds of his dialogue is the yellow and white boxes. He can spoil a lot of stuff that we as Peter or whoever wouldn't be hearing.
no interlude? >>29386253Thanks for the Quest Cosgrove!>>29386405I guess that could work.
>>29386420The interlude was Cap's visit to Peggy's grave.After that, we're going to have to play through the rest of Thanksgiving.Then on to Christmas with the Parkers.
>>29386420I'd thought to be done a little earlier and would have started on PPQ 40, but that will be next time.