>>29372305
Did we keep our clothes?

>>29372351
Yes

>>29372305
Wait, I just wanna make this ABSOLUTELY certain.
Those are NAMEKIAN dragonballs they're searching, right?

Because NOBODY suggested on gathering the earth's dragonballs after all.

>>29372443
Chances are, they're going to go wake up Shenron. What with it only being one dead person and all.

I would hope that Kami would tell the girls if the earth dragonballs wouldn't work. As is I'm not sure...

>>29372510
Yea, but Bardock has already been resurrected once while he was still in womb.
You can't resurrect people more than once with earth dragonballs.

>>29372522
They were already explained this during the first time they gathered the dragonballs.

However, Somnius has a tendency of hanging out on jewing out players massively, even if it means breaking character in order to do so.

Darkness

That's all there is, darkness.

Honestly, you don't know what you were expecting. After all, there are about a million different theories of what happens when you die, so the odds of you being correct were slim to begin with. You can't see anything, not even your hands, which you aren't entirely sure are even there.

So, this is to be your eternity? You suppose it could be worse, it's sort of like a long, deep sleep. Not so bad. You kind of wish you could at least dream, though. While you go on not seeing anything, you begin to hear something.

At first, it seems to be simply a rumbling in the distance. However, it gradually becomes louder, and you soon come to realize that it is a voice. It takes a bit for you to understand what it is saying.

"Heaven, next!"

Suddenly, you find yourself standing in line in front of a large building. The building is not what interests you, however. In front of you, and behind you, a line of what appear to be tiny clouds stretches out. Behind you, the line goes far beyond your range of vision. In front of you, however, you see that the line is leading to a massive desk, where some sort of gargantuan monster in a suit sits.

"Hell, next!" he roars, stamping something as one of the cloud things is seemingly sucked through a hole in the floor.

Soon, you find yourself at the front of the line.

"Heaven, ne-" he glances up, and his eyes widen. "Now, that's unusual."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29372559
Well DBZ IS based on Chinese mythology and so their heaven will be a celestial bureaucracy, meaning that while Bardack was brought back in the womb, it can be argued that he was not yet born, yet not yet alive, and so not technically resurrected yet.

>>29372646
"What is it sir?"

>>29372646
>A.
"What's so unusual?"

>>29372646
Me?

>>29372704
>>29372695
these two, make sure to compliment his desk first

>>29372646
you said heaven too late (book it)

>>29372646
>A. Say something
"What I understand of the galaxy, getting murdered by an evil alien overlord shouldn't be THAT unusual."

>>29372695
>>29372704
>>29372740
these

>>29372646
>A. Say something
"Can you hear the voices too?"

>>29372753
>>29372745
>>29372740
>>29372707
>>29372704
>>29372695
"Me?" you ask.

The gigantic red monster snorts as he looks you over. "Yes, kid, you."

"What is it that's so unusual?" you ask. Almost as an afterthought, you add "Sir."

The monster leans back in his chair, looking down at you with some mild interest. "Not very many people get to keep their bodies when they die. Most of them just take the general spiritual form." He gestures to the cloudlike beings behind you. "When somebody DOES keep their body in the afterlife, it usually means they were a hero, or incredibly evil."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29372826
>A Which one am I?

>>29372826
I was far more of the heroic type, if I do say so myself.

>>29372826
well I'm not evil...

He died, before he was born.
I'm pretty sure the paperwork is going to be ginormous.

>>29372826
A "Guessing since you said Heaven earlier, that makes me a hero, huh?"

>>29372826
"I think the politically correct terms are protagonists and antagonist"

>>29372950
I agree with this.

>>29372952
Haha, I like this one a lot and want to combine it with my post:

>>29372950

>>29372950
This.

>>29372952
I'd rather not be correcting the man

>>29372889
This one.
Also add something like "huh, dad never told me about all this."

>>29373002
I thought of it as a joke rather than a smartass comment

>>29372967
>>29372952
>>29372950
>>29372897
>>29372889
>>29372887
>>29372967
>>29372979
>>29373002
>>29373028
>>29373042

"I think the politically correct terms are protagonist and antagonist" you tell him. "So, which am I? Guessing since you said Heaven earlier that I'm a hero. I am far more of the heroic type if I do say so myself."

He rolls his eyes and pulls out a large book. You watch as he flips through the massive pages before stopping. "Ah, here you are. Let's see here. Helped protect the planet Earth from a pair of deadly androids.....helped defend Earth from intergalactic tyrant, and sacrificed self to save family...." he closes the book and gives you a look of approval. "Yep, hero."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29373028
Why would he? He never actually died.

>>29373063
"So, which way's heaven? I hope there's some strong guys there that I can train with."

>>29373063
>A.
"So does that mean I get special perks like free access to training or something?"

>>29373063
"so like is there anything to do.... here? any good places to eat or training spots ?

>>29373063
So what happens now? do I get like hero heaven?

>>29373063
So now what? One of my moms spent some time on this side and got some good training in, any chance I can do the same?

>>29373063
>A Is there someone strong I can train with there?

>>29373063
>A. Say something
"Do you have a Valhalla or something?"
"If possible, I'd like to train a bit before my parents resurrect me."

Training to increase our powerlevel shouldn't be a focus, what we want to do is discover powerful techniques. Ask him about doing that.

>>29373271
We're likely to get sent somewhere to train where we'll fight in sparring matches against people with powerful techniques, and maybe trade with them after we're done fighting.

I wonder if we're going to be able to meet the guy who wrote the book of heroes, which gave Frank precognitive abilities.

>>29373193
>>29373136
>>29373130
>>29373123
>>29373118
>>29373115
>>29373101
"So, what happens now?" you ask. "Do I get access to a heroes heaven, or like Valhalla or something, anywhere I can train?"

The monster sits back, thinking it over. "Well, there are two places that might be of interest to you."

He points in the direction you came from. "There is snake way, a long, winding road. At its end, you will find the planet of King Kai, a great martial arts master. Or, perhaps you would like to travel to the planet of the Grand Kai. Many warriors go there to train."

>A. King Kai

>B. Grand Kai

>C. Something else

>>29373362
C

"What's the difference between the two?"

>>29373362
>B.

>>29373362
A
we can learn instant transmission right?

>>29373362
We might not be here long, so lets go to see Grand Kai

>>29373424
To the heave of muscular men!

>>29373417
That was learned from aliens near namek, not king kai. I don't think he has that ability. Maybe one of the fighters at grand kais knows it

>>29373417
No, that's the trick of Yardrats.
>B. Grand Kai

>>29373362
>B. Grand Kai

Time to find metamorans

>>29373501
>>29373469
>>29373424
>>29373401
You tell him you wish to go to the world of the Grand Kai. He nods, closing his book and staring down at you.

"Alright, go through the doorway to your left. There, you will climb aboard the higher plane, and fly to his planet" he tells you. "Is there anything else?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

I wonder if heroes killed by Frieza will give Bardock some respect points for being the son of the guy who killed him.

>>29373568
>A Did a guy called cooler pass by here?

>>29373628
This one's good.

>>29373568
I don't suppose the big purple villain who killed me has come through here? Mom must have been mighty pissed at my passing.

>>29373628
Yeah, good one.

>>29373628
Probably not, though I suppose they probably wouldn't even process him, just dump him straight to hell.

>>29373628
No, he's right behind you.

>>29373568
"If a man named Cooler comes by, could you tell him I said hi?"

If we see him behind us, wave at him with Maximum Troll Face.

>>29373787
>>29373717
>>29373710
>>29373682
>>29373637
>>29373631
>>29373628
>>29373584
"Did a guy called Cooler pass through here?" you ask.

"Cooler, Cooler...." the monster mumbles, flipping through his book. "No, no Cooler. He a friend of yours?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29373835
>A.
"No, he killed me. I just wanted to see if the family had gotten around to beating him yet."

>>29373835
"Lets just say he has a special place in my heart."

Mimic laser beem.

>>29373835
Ha ha ha, no. Hopefully you'll be seeing him soon.

>>29373887
*Beam

>>29373895
>>29373887
>>29373869
Vote

>>29373887
This.
This is goddamn amazing

>>29373887
Haha!

>>29373568
I cannot believe none of you guys said, "I'll take a Supreme Kai with extra fries and a large HETAP, please."

>>29373887
this

>>29374301
>>29374209
>>29374080
>>29373912
>>29373887
"Let's just say he has....a special place in my heart" you tell him, mimicking a laser beam.

"I see" the monster mutters, before giving a bored sigh. "Well, I have a lot more souls to process, move along."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29374422
Get going

>>29374422
>B move along

>>29374422
Try the laser imitation again, with more feeling.

>>29374422
>B.
Get gone.

>>29374449
>>29374475
>>29374708
You do as he says, and move along. You head through a doorway to your left, and find yourself outside. A pair of walkways lead to two planes which sit on a blanket of clouds. One of them is shiny and new looking, while the other is old and clunky.

>A. New

>B. Old

>C. Something else

>>29374766
>B.

>>29374766
"... Fuck it, old path looks more interesting."

B

>>29374766
C

Flip a coin. Heads new, tails old.

>>29374766
>B Old
Nice try SOM, but I won't be fooled that easily

>>29374766
See if anyone's around to ask which one it is.

>>29374766
Whichever one we choose, we have to sing this along the way. Badly.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otXGqU4LBEI

>>29374766
>>B. Old
bucket we can fly all by our selves any way

>>29375039
>>29374833
>>29374816
>>29374813
For reasons you can't explain, you decide to take the older looking plane. Approaching it, you find nobody waiting for you. The door opens at your approach, but you can see nobody inside.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29375374
A. Knock.

>>29375374
Sit down in a seat and push the stewardess button.

>>29375374
B
Don't question these things, just get in.

>>29375374
Look around for anyone to ask about the planes, both in and outside of the plane.

>>29375374
>A
Hey, Nobody. I heard about that Cyclops thing, that was hilarious.

>>29375374
jump over to the new one

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>>29375494
Are you sure it isn't this Nobody?

>>29375507
>>29375494
>>29375463
>>29375453
>>29375437
>>29375427
Vote

>>29375582

>>29375453

>>29375453
this

>>29375624
>>29375662
I'll third these since it was mine.

>>29375662
>>29375624
>>29375453
You decide not to question the situation, and simply board the plane. The second you step through the door, it slams shut behind you, and you are thrown towards the back of the plane as it begins moving at incredible speed. You manage to struggle to your feet, and look out the window, seeing nothing but clouds behind you for several seconds. Then, you see a small speck in the distance, and in an instant, you are above what you assume to be the Grand Kai's planet. In another instant, you are no longer in the plane, and are falling towards the ground.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29375624
>>29375662
>>29375767
I'll fourth it.

I'm stuck in a goddamn airport, so I'm pretty desperate for something to happen.

>>29375805
>B
We can fly. Us that to slow our descent to something manageable.

I know we're dead and all, but crashing into the planet would look deeply uncool.

>>29375838
Good enough an idea for me.

>>29375838
Float down like a feather.

>>29375864
Like a leaf on the wind.

>>29375805
I think we all know this is the wrong place, but we don't care. I just hope its a worthwhile misadventure.

Float on down to the planet, if able.

>>29375941
inb4 impaled on tree branch

>>29375955
it's the right place man
check the wiki

>>29375838
this

>>29375974
inb4 I impale you with MY tree branch

>>29375955
>>29375941
>>29375864
>>29375856
>>29375838
You begin to panic before you remember you can fly, floating down to the ground like a leaf on the wing, or a feather....or a deflating balloon.

You manage a graceful landing in front of a large mansion. Looking around, you see forest stretching out in every direction, and hear the sounds of battle within the woods.

>A. Enter the mansion

>B. Enter the woods

>C. Something else

>>29376236
>B.

>>29376236
A

but knock first

"Hello? Anybody home?"

>>29375805
>in the plane
>suddenly not in the plane
We Shaman King now.

>>29376236
TO BATTLE

>>29376273
>>29376476
Vote

>>29376236
>A. Enter the mansion
We should be hospitable

>>29376523
Well I'm revoting for mine:

>>29376273

Is this normal quest thread procedure to revote for your post when a vote is called or is it dumb and you're already counting the first post as a vote?

>>29376523

We saiyans, conflict is the closest thing to a warm welcome we will ever have.

To the sounds of battle!

>>29376523
the knock first thing

>>29376636
>>29376572
>>29376561
>>29376273
You decide to enter the mansion, but knock first.

"Hello? Anybody home?" you ask.

Nobody answers

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29376660
Walk in

>>29376660
>B
Open the door slowly, allowing it to creak ominously.

>>29376660
>B.
Leave, go back to the forest.

>>29376660
>>29376685
This, but call in

"Helloooooooooooo. Supreme Kai?"

>>29376714
>Supreme Kai
We're supposed to be seeing the grand kai

>>29376734
whatever

>>29376685
>>29376702
>>29376710
Vote

>>29376702
This

>>29376750

>>29376685
>>29376702
I don't see how these are mutually exclusive.

>>29376778
this

>>29376741
Supreme Kai is a dignified, incredibly powerful man who is far less powerful than the Saiyan cast. He's a professional jobber.
In keeping with the wrestling references, Grand Kai is MACHO MAN RANDY SAVAGE OOOOOOO YEEEAAAAAHHH but he never fights.

>>29376791
Yeah, I know who he is, I just for some reason thought we were going to see the Supreme Kai, not the Grand Kai. Maybe it's the beers and sleep deprivation.

>>29376714
>>29376702
>>29376734
>>29376741
>>29376755
>>29376778
>>29376788
>>29376791
>>29376857
You open the door, allowing it to creak ominously.

"Hello, Grand Kai?" you ask, about to enter.

"What are you doing?" a voice behind you asks.

Turning around, you find a muscular human with long, blonde hair staring at you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29376660
B

Go into the woods.

>>29376903
Introducing myself? Names Bardock.

>>29376903
>A
Oh hey, didn't see you there. I'm sorry if I'm trespassing, but I'm looking for the Grand Kai. Think you can help me?

>>29376903
>A.
"I was sent here to train on Grand Kai's planet. Is this the place?"

>>29376903

A. Say something.

I was looking for a strong fighter to challenge

Look him up and down.

I guess I'll keep looking.

>>29376903
A

"Looking for the Grand Kai. I was told to come here and train with him. Are you the Grand Kai? I'm Bardock! Nice to meet you!"

>>29376971
this

>>29376971
going with this

>>29376971
>>29376969
>>29376962
>>29376954
>>29376951
"Uhh...I'm introducing myself" you say, a bit embarrassed. "My name is Bardock. Sorry if I'm trespassing, I was told to train on Grand Kai's planet, am I in the right place?"

The human smiles. "Yes, but you don't just train with Grand Kai right away, it takes a long time and a lot of training to earn the privilege. "

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29377361
>A
I guess I can live with that. Where do I start?

>>29377361
O so.. like were do I go? also get a sense of his power level and others on the planet

>>29377361

Say this:

>>29377406

>B. Do something

Sense Ki levels of the guy standing in front of us, as well as the rest of the area.

>>29377361

Well shit, whose the strongest guy here?

How about I beat him up? Will the Grand Kai train me then?

>>29377472
this, but exclude shit

>>29377406
>>29377411
>>29377463
>>29377472
>>29377528
"I guess I can live with that" you tell him. "Where do I start? Oh, I know! Who's the strongest guy here? How about I beat him up? Will the Grand Kai train me then?"

The human laughs. "I admire your enthusiasm, but it's not quite so simple. First of all, you're far from the strongest one here. Second, the Grand Kai trains you when he is ready. The only way to ensure a lesson with him is to spend one thousand years training."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29377361

"Oh...well where do I start?"

>>29377593
>Oh...but there are a lot of strong guys and girls to train with here, right?

>>29377593

Alright then, where can I go to spar?

also sense energy levels. If they are high, try to hit SS.

>>29377605
this

>>29377593
>A
A thousand years?! But my family is expecting me back!

>>29377593
>A
So is the training worth it? I mean, a thousand years is a really long time to train

>>29377593
Wow. Well I might not be here that long, so how would you suggest I learn some new skills while I'm here? Just go ask the other fighters?

>>29377593
>A. Say something

Uh... is there anything I can do to speed up the training process by a factor of 1000? Or to do something that is of equal value to 1000 years' worth of training?

>>29377933
>>29377878
>>29377727
>>29377668
>>29377643
>>29377636
>>29377631
>>29377605
"But my family is expecting me back!" you reply. "Oh well, where do I start? Are there a lot of strong guys and girls to train with here?"

The human nods, pointing towards the woods. "Yes, head out into the forest, and you will find many worthy challengers."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29377986

Start to rush off, pause and turn back.

"Thanks, mister. Hey, I never caught your name"

>>29377986
A

"Okay. But first, can I spar with you? I want to see how I rank up!"

>>29377986

Fucking sweet.

Eh you cheeky cunts, Come on out or I'll hook you in the gabber I swear on me mum.

Then fly off.

>>29377986
Head on out there

>>29378076
This is good.

>>29378089
...Risa?

>>29378170
>>29378130
>>29378125
>>29378089
>>29378076
>>29378081
"Thank you!" you say, about to run off into the woods. "Hey, I never caught your name."

The human smiles. "Olibu."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29378232
>A.
"Alright! Thanks, Olibu!"
>B.
Dash off into the woods.

>>29378232

"Alright, thanks Olibu! Maybe we can spar sometime!"

ONWARD TO THE WOODS

>>29378312
this

>>29378232
>A
Olibu - I'll remember you! Let's spar sometimes!
>B
LET'S FLY

>>29378398
>>29378361
>>29378312
>>29378271
"Alright, thank you Olibu!" you tell him.

He smiles and nods. "My pleasure."

"Maybe we can spar sometime" you suggest.

His smile widens. "I look forward to it."

With that, you head into the woods, immediately sensing several power levels, all of which are far greater than yours. In a small clearing ahead, you spot a pair of humanoids, one male and one female, each with dark green skin.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29378534
>green girls
You know just how to tickle my dick, Somnius.
>A
Greet them

>>29378534

A. hey, want to spar? I'll be gentle.

>>29378534
>A Hi! Imma deck you in the schnoz!

>>29378534

"Hi, I'm Bardock! Want to spar?!"

>>29378534
A. Hello you two, new guy here looking for a fair challenge.

>>29378633
>>29378598
>>29378594
>>29378585
Vote

>>29378534
"Hey, I'm new around here. Care to show me around?"

>>29378656

Energetically politely ask to spar and introduce oneself.

>>29378661
This

>>29378708
>>29378693
>>29378661
>>29378656
>>29378652
>>29378633
>>29378598
>>29378594
>>29378585
"Hey, I'm new around here, care to show me around?" you ask.

The male smirks. "I think we'll pass. We didn't come here to play tour guide."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29378856
>A.
"Well, do you at least want to spar or trade techniques?"

>>29378856
Compare their power levels, if its at all close to our ask to spar

If not, continue onto the battlegrounds.

>>29378856
>A
Big talk from coming from a walking olive.

>>29378895
>>29378909
>>29378981
Vote

>>29378909
this

>>29379012
This >>29378909

>>29379052
>>29379041
>>29378909
You sense their power levels, and sense that they far exceed yours, each of them possessing more than ten times your strength.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29379130

A. Mind if we spar?

We've got to get used to fighting an opponent stronger than us. We should be royally fucking pissed that we died and that our family could have been killed because we weren't strong enough.

>>29379130
We're dead anyways.

Kk x 100 + SS

And attack.

>B

>>29379130
Meh, without being super saiyan they're too hard, and if we turned super saiyan it'd be too easy. Continue onto the battlegrounds.

>>29379186
>>29379178
>Implying you can turn Super Saiyan

>>29379186
>>29379170
>>29379178
We need respect. Super Saiyan it and attack, we need to get some attention

>>29379221
Can't even kk?

>>29379170
This is good.

>>29379227
This.

>>29379221
>implying we never will

>>29379227
We can't go SS yet, its just a hypothetical

>>29379170
>>29379178
>>29379186
>>29379227
>>29379263
"Mind if we spar?" you ask.

The female laughs. "Very well, though I get the feeling you won't put up much of a fight." She looks at the male. "Do you want him?"

He cracks his knuckles as he steps towards you. "With pleasure."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29379357
Kaioken times 20, and rush him

>>29379357

B. kaio ken X10 punch

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>>29379357
Same fags, AWAY!

>>29379376
Agreed.

>>29379376
I definitely agree with this guy.

>>29379412
>>29379376
I concur.

>>29379376
this

>>29379440
>>29379469
>>29379516
>>29379412
Same fag

>>29379534
not me

>>29379534
Right, because everyone else is suggesting other things

>>29379613
>>29379603
>>29379534
>>29379469
>>29379440
Jokes on you, these are all me!

Oh the humanity!

>>29379534
>>29379516
>>29379469
>>29379440
>>29379412
>>29379376
You smirk as he approaches, and shout "KAIO-KEN TIMES TWENTY!"

Your power shoots through the roof, and you charge your opponent at top speed, catching him entirely off guard. Your first punch sends him hurling backwards, crashing through several trees before hitting the ground. He rises to his feet just in time to receive an upward kick that sends him rocketing into the sky. You are waiting for him when he gets up there and deliver a two handed smash that causes him to plummet to the ground.

When the dust settles, you are able to see him standing in the crater his crash has caused, glaring up at you.

>Any questions before we conclude?

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>>29379534

>>29379651
Why are you such a faggot?

>>29379651
Was I actually a samefag this whole time?
but seriously when will daddy cold show up?

>>29379731
I blame genetics

>>29379651
Yeah, why don't Salta and Spina know Kaioken?

What did Popo say to Goku?

Will earths dragonballs work on Bardock or does he count as already revived by them?

>>29379651
How do you rectify Goku coming out of the chamber and the twins going in with Cooler already being dead? And will we go back to that moment after Bardocks perspective or just skip ahead?

>>29379738
That would be telling, wouldn't it?

I will warn you though, he will be the final boss of the Cold family (unless I decide to use Meta Cooler at some point), and as such, I intend to make him difficult to defeat.

>>29379757
They never bothered to ask to learn it.

About Bardock? He told him what happened.

Not sure yet, Yemma still has a lot of paperwork to do on that one.

>>29379819
As I stated in the thread where they came out of the chamber, that was a timeskip to show the results of their training, they were in the chamber during the battle. The twins might not go in now, and I haven't decided where we will start up.

>>29379859
Was Cooler not killed when we asked Yemma because that hadn't happened yet, or because he isn't dead?

>>29379859
goodnight bro.

>>29379965
In cannon, Cooler is just a disembodied head floating in space, he's alive, but just his head.

>>29380015
Fan-fucking-tastic

>>29380123
Then he gets attached to some machine thing, and he becomes super-AI head that can make clones of anything, including super-saiyans.

>>29380183
Meta-Cooler was weird, but I liked it. Now that Abridged Vegeta is a Super Saiyan, they can do Return of Cooler Abridged.

>>29380008
Goodnight
>>29379965
The fight was still happening when you asked
>>29380183
Yeah, that movie was weird

Goodnight everybody, next update tomorrow

>>29380480
Archived.
And I apologise, seems like I mis-archived #66 as a second 65.