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I take off my hood.

>>29371661
Wow, five hundred years sure flew by fast!

Rolled 1

>>29371661
Rolling for B-Ball

>>29372345
Well shit. Settle in for 500 more years of darkness I guess.

>>29371822
its 500 dog years.

>>29372431
yo dawg sup?

Rolled 18

>>29371661
Welcome to the jam, lich.
Rolling for some sick moves

Rolled 7

>>29372514
Pass da ball mang

Rolled 18

>>29372514
Opposed basketball check.

>>29372514
>>29372612
>double 18s

SHUT UP AND JAM

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>>29372612
>>29372514
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>29372612
ROLLING OPPOSED OPPOSED BASKETBALL CHECK

Rolled 20

>>29372844
I FUCKED UP

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>>29372866
THE LICH HAS BEEN OUTBALLED
THE VILLAGE IS SAVED
ALL HAIL THE BARKMASTER

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>>29372866
NO, NO YOU DIDN'T.

Rolled 12

>>29372612
I am the basketball. 20 says I explode.

Rolled 13

>>29372866
FUCK.

>>29372866
THREAD THEME

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uints81YYMc

Rolled 14

>>29372947
HERE I GO

>>29372866
CHAOS DUNK!!!!!

>>29372947
>>29373000
OH MY GOD

>>29372866
And so the world was saved.

Rolled 8

>>29373000
HOW CAN THIS BE?!

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>>29372866
THAT WAS FOR BILL, YOU BASTARD! THE SPIRIT OF MAN CAN NOT BE BESTED!

Rolled 3

>>29373091
WELCOME TO THE JAM, LICHNOMANCER

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>>29373151

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Rolled 4

>>29373151
a swing and a miss, barkley

Rolled 2

>>29373151
Rolling as the planet earths spirit. 20 helps Charles Barkley become the greatest B-baller ever.
1 says I blow up. :*(

Rolled 7

>>29373151
>>29373198
I AM NOT YET DEFEATED, MORTAL FOOLS!

Rolled 18

Pathetic mortals! You may have defeated the Lichnomancer, but he was merely a pawn in my greater game.

Now witness the dunks that I shall inflict upon this world!

Rolled 9

>>29373237
CHAOS DUNK

>>29373210
Well. Earth doesn't explode, but it does split and crack. I think we're b-balling in hell now.

Rolled 14

>>29373237
OH NO YOU DON'T!
Charles, toss me the rock!

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Rolled 20

>>29373290
>>29373313
YOU TWO HANDLE THE LICHNOMANCER, I'LL TAKE THE LORD OF SLAMS

>>29373287
GET READY, TOUGH GUY

>>29373369
NOW THIS IS PODRACING

Rolled 12

>>29373369
Nice job, kid! Once me and Charles got the Lichnomancer down, we'll help you with this guy!

Rolled 13

>>29373369
OH FUCK
I'M HELL
20 says you're dragged off by demons !

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>>29373369
DAAAAAAYUM!

Rolled 19

>>29373369
FUCK

>>29373369
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4J_S3NdIUE

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Rolled 10

>>29371661

>>29373369
>>29373418

Good, but not good enough.

Rolled 8

>>29373290
>>29373313
>>29373405
NOOOOOooooooo...
>The Lichnomancer's ancient bones clatter to the ground, the energy that once held them together failing against the combined B-Balling of Charles Barkley and Larry Bird

Rolled 3

>>29373475
JUST.

ONE.

MORE.

SHOT.

Rolled 1

>>29373418
DON'T THINK I CAN LET YOU OFF THAT EASILY, BONEBAG

>>29373508
A swing and a miss.
Let me see what I can doo to help.

Rolled 14

>>29373502
>>29373508
DID YOU THINK YOU WERE BETTER THAN ME, BRYANT?

Rolled 7

>>29373502
>>29373508
Yes, even the greatest ballers drop the ball sometimes...

>>29373548
And I can't into dice. Welp more lurking then.

Rolled 2

>>29373508
>>29373548
>>29373556
This is getting heavy...

Rolled 1

>>29373598
>>29373588
>>29373556
>>29373508
AT LAST, THE WORLD IS MINE. WATCH OUT FOR MY 3 POINTER!

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>DariusUltsKarthus.jpg

Rolled 11

>>29373624
YOU STILL HAVEN'T DEFEATED ME, IGNATIUS!

>>29373598
>>29373508

Larry, Kobe, don't you know?
Only Charles Barkley can hope to defeat the Slammer of Jams.

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Posting in epic/10 thread.

>>29373624
I CAN'T HANDLE THIS ROLLS

Rolled 4

>>29373624
WIIIFFFFF!
Man, you're really bad at this "Slam of the Fates" thing, aren't you?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BLXJFEXBIZg

Rolled 4

>>29373643
Gah, a fumble.

IMPS, TAKE IT DOWNTOWN

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Rolled 16

TODAY IS THE DAY WE RECLAIM THE EARTH

Rolled 16

h-here I go senpai.

Rolling to dunk

Rolled 17

>>29373709
Rolling to Deny!

Rolled 4

>>29373709
EVEN THE PERSONIFICATION OF DARKNESS ITSELF CAN'T MATCH MY POWER!

Rolled 14

>>29373702


>>29373709
As you wish masta

my body was not ready for all these slams

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>>29373722
>>29373723
>>29373731

Rolled 20

>>29373732
>>29373744
WELP, HERE I GO
ROLLING FOR NEGATIVE B-BALL ANTI-PROTON COLLISION

>>29373731
>>29373744
DENIED!!!

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Hey, yo, guys! Can I play? I got experience when it comes to being undead beings from other dimensions.

>>29373783
CHAOS DUNK!

Please tell me somebody is capping this shit.

>>29373783
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>explodes

>>29373783
N-No! The B-Ball apocalypse is upon us!

>>29373783
Your ball is the ball that will pierce the heavens!

Rolled 1

>>29373783
...THIS POWER...

IT CAN'T BE!

I - I WAS DEFEATED?

>>29373783
SLAMPOCOLYPSE.

>>29373809
>>29373839
>As the wind whistles through the fallen skull of the Lichnomancer, one could almost swear that he could be heard laughing derisively.
YOU...got...ser...ved...

Rolled 2

>>29373839
TAKE THIS!
Our love, our hate, AND ALL OF OUR SLAMS!!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k1UuEHmxG0U
ERUPTING!!!
BURNING!!!

JJJJJJJJAAAAAAAAAAMMMMMM!!!!

>>29373783
Atasha wa sugoi desu~

Rolled 12

>>29373804
>>29373783
POWER UNENDING!

>>29373839
IN THE END, IT HAD TO END THIS WAY

Rolled 16

>>29373913
NOT IF I CAN HELP IT

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>this thread

Rolled 1

>>29373913
Fuck my sides.

From the 3 point line....

Rolled 6

>>29373965
You didn't see that.

Rolled 15

>>29373913
BARKLEY, DON'T YOU SEE WHAT YOU'VE BECOME?

THIS NEEDS TO STOP, WHILE THERE'S STILL SOMETHING LEFT

Rolled 10

Long ago in a distant land, I, Aku, the shape-shifting Master of Hoops, unleashed an unspeakable evil! But a foolish Slamming warrior wielding a magic ball stepped forth to oppose me. Before the final jam was slammed, I tore open a portal in time and flung him into the future, where my court is law! Now the fool seeks to return to the past, and undo the future that is Aku!

The Chaos Dunk has been slammed, and everything has been changed.

Our hero, Charles Barkley, has finally ended the long and horrible reign of the Lichnomancer and his dark lord, Innatius. Although there were many casualties along the way, Barkley now stands victorious on the court, surrounded by the bodies of his friends, and of his enemies. Kobe Bryant, Larry Bird, and Whiteagle have all given their lives to seal away the evil forever. They will be remembered as heroes for the rest of time!

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Rolled 17

>>29374091
time to put things in overdrive, come at me Aku

Rolled 10

>>29374145
FOOL

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Rolled 2

>>29374091
YOUR REIGN OF TERROR ENDS HERE

>>29374113
>Meanwhile, on the B-Ball courts of hell...
YOU GOT SERVED. LIKE A BITCH.

Rolled 11

>>29374208
IT IS NOT MY REIGN OF TERROR WHICH SHALL END WITH SLAMS LIKE THAT

Rolled 10

>>29374250
It's time you went down for good

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Rolled 7

>>29374091
Yo, I'ma show you my Shaq-Fu, Aku!

>>29374113
What happened to Barkley, you may ask? It's said he disappeared after the battle, ascending to the heavens by sheer might of his b-ballin' energies, becoming the one true GOD OF B-BALL. Others say he sleeps, deep within the earth, waiting for another villian to threaten the world.
New evils have appeared, and new heroes rise to fight them on the Holy Court, where the world was saved.

Rolled 17

>>29374278
>>29374316
You cannot stop my reign of 10's

Someone archive this event,

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Rolled 15

>>29374340
I like where this is going.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BF4YxiYnkyo&list=PL78E5AAF7E644DC1E

>Credits theme

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Rolled 4

>>29374340
Even if I can't stop you I'm going to try anyway

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Rolled 19

I'VE COME BACK IN TIME TO FIGHT THIS EVIL WITH YOU GUYS

Rolled 18

>>29374410
Bwahahaha
Is this the best you can offer me, foolish warrior? You're already down

Hey guys, mind if we join this B-Ball showdown?

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Rolled 15

>>29374340
Just watch me! Prepare yourself for my Shaquriken!

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Rolled 11

>>29374431
>>29374460

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Rolled 12

>>29374460
forgot pic

>>29374483
BRING IT ON, AKU

Rolled 2

>>29374474
Balling fool! Your efforts are in vain yet again.

I shall take pity on you and even lower my dice by 3

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Rolled 14

>>29374378

>>29374145
hey, sorry, sauce?

>>29371661
>>Five-hundred-and-one years ago, the dark Lichnomancer
nah, I'm done
>hide

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Rolled 5

BOTH OF YOU

YOUR GAME IS SO SHIT I CAN'T EVEN JUDGE IT

WATCH AND LEARN YOU BONEHEADS

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Rolled 7

>>29374499
That was a big mistake, Aku! Time to show off what I can really do!

>>29374511
REDLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE

>>29374511
Redline, It's basically going fast the movie

archived

Rolled 9

>>29374531
Oh, and why is that?

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Rolled 1

All your slam are belong to jam

Rolled 9

>>29374561
I don't think so, Jive turkey

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zq79iVVwJ1A

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Rolled 5

>>29374561

http://youtu.be/BMIeVErh7RA

Rolled 3

I tire of this
WATCH AS I, AKU, SHAPESHIFTING LORD OF DARKNESS SLAM THIS BALL INTO THAT HOOP

Rolled 19

>>29374605
That's just pathetic.

Sweet Clyde, laugh derisively at him.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BaOvM9jXKg

So, let me get this thread straight real quick.
Charles Barkley, Kobe Bryant, Larry Bird, and Whiteagle took out the Lichomancer and Innatius.
And now the Harlem Globetrotters are hooping all over Aku?
Never change, /tg/

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Rolled 14

>>29374605
not so fast Aku, with this it's all over

>>29374647
And Bill Laimbeer came back from the future.

He's around here somewhere.

>>29374643
>>29374648
Let's see you foolish ballers do better.
Dunk this ball, if you're so great

Rolled 6

>>29374669
No problem, turkey

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>>29373883
And that, children, is the story of how the angel Charles Barkley banished all evil from our world. Kobe... Larry... many other great angels were lost that day in the final battle against Ignatius and the Order of the Hoop, and when you say your prayers, always remember them.

Time for bed. Goodnight, children.

Rolled 1

>>29374723
Oh no, it looks like the pole is moving on its own
What a shame I think you're going to miss

Rolled 15

>>29374723
well looks like the globetrotters dropped the ball, it's all up to me
>>29374669
slam this

Rolled 15

>>29374742
even at our worst, we are still better than you

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Rolled 16

>>29374742
Don't worry, guys. It's time for me to finish this!

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Rolled 1

>>29374773
That's it, you young 'uns! I can't sit by and watch you lose! Pass me the rock so I can knock this turkey!

>>29374742
Nice move, squirt. I think I'll break in my new hip with a dunk!

Rolled 6

>>29374884
who let grandpa out of the home again?

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Rolled 10

>>29374884
OH! MY HIP!

That's alright, I've got the ball... let's do that again!

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Rolled 19

Alright, you shmucks managed to defeat our bench. HERE COME THE MONSTARS

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Rolled 7

>>29374936
Not so fast, young 'un!
Three pointer, right in yer kiester!

Rolled 5

>>29375026
>>29374936
Stand aside, Old man, and let us do our thing

ITT: /tg/ makes an immortal thread, then some nobody's don't know when to stop and cap the damned thing.

Rolled 8

Gentlemen.

It's time.

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Rolled 17

ROLL TO BEGIN FINAL SLAM PHASE: CHAOS TRIPLE-BACKWARDS REVERSE 3-POINTER LAYUP SLAM POWER DUNK

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Is everyone still here? I've made the image.

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>>29376096
>the background isn't this
for shame

>>29376096
That was great, the die gods truly blessed our slam champions

>>29376096
well done
a day to remember

Rolled 19

>I, Malophet the Optimized Wizard, shall show you all how to optimize the slam.

>>29376096
>My picture is in that screencap
I can die happy.

>>29376555
It's over man

let us just bask in the afterglow

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This needs to be a movie

>>29380056
GO shop Space Jam scenes together with some bad MS painting.