>>29368212
Goddamnit Humble I have two papers due tonight! How am I suppose to get shit done with your quest distracting me?

>>29368288
Go do those papers! This quest will still be here tomorrow.

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>>29368212

Last time on Humble Storytime...

After seeing Jinx, the reverse-villain, beat the shit out of the 30 cultists, Donn let her take our healing virginity, which inevitably led to incredible pain and regret. A foreshadowing, maybe.

Upon carefully walking into a trap, we find our friends moments away from potentially having less waifus than before. What will happen? Find out this time, on Humble Storytime.

>>29368320

Are you saying that you're going to be doing this into tonight?

>>29368361
>Are you saying that you're going to be doing this into tonight?
No, no. I mean, probably not. I'm just saying that the thread will still be up, and even if it isn't, it'll be archived.

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>>29368212
To all the doomsayers.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KxGRhd_iWuE

So what do you guys want to do once we get back to the tower?

I kind of want to see how Terra is feeling about being on the team again, and also about the BB thing.

And we never really followed up on that soulmelding thing with Raven. As it stands, she might think to us it wasn't a big deal when it was a pretty big deal.

I also want to do training montages with Robin.

I think Jinx is fine, even though she is kind of scary, but I'm kind of worried that if we go see her you guys will ask her to marry Donn or something inappropriate. I'm sure it will be fine but...

Yeah.

>just realized im forgetting Starfire

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reminder that Raven is best girl

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>>29368707

Of course.

You get caught in the cultists' trap.

It is an instant effect. The stones forming the auditorium's floor fall away, plunging your entire team into a shadowy abyss. Thankfully, you hit the ground in only a moment, before the fall could be long enough to cause serious injury. What's more, you land solidly on your feet, bending your knees to absorb the impact.

Time slows. Within the next fraction of a second, your eyes and ears make several observances:

Footsteps like padded paws; dozens of them; can be heard on all sides. Your team is totally surrounded, likely by the same mysterious figures haunting the woods outside.

They are not only around you, but above you. Light shining in from the auditorium's broken floor is fractured and blocked off by their hovering forms. You are in a bubble of adversaries.

You have a moment to call out a command to the team.

A: Tell everyone to form up in a defensive huddle, immediately!
B: Tell everyone to attack, and hold nothing back!
C: Tell everyone to concentrate their attacks at one point, breaking a hole through the enemys' bubble.

>>29368750
C

>>29368750
C

>>29368750
C

>>29368750
C

>>29368750
A

>>29368750
A

>>29368750
>Your team is totally surrounded, likely by the same mysterious figures haunting the woods outside.

Aw man, just fucking run.

>>29368750
A


I'm rather tempted to think they have some knockout ability

>>29368750
C

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>>29368707
>>29368728

guys A lets Raven use her bubble thing

>>29368820
Can we not start this and focus on the multitude of evil monsters about to crush us?

>>29368750
C

>>29368813

I think its only if we look at them, or give them an opening.

>>29368750
A

>>29368750
A

>>29368750
B

>>29368750
C

>>29368813
>>29368822

Guys, you can't vote and comment at the same time.

I don't know if we should keep the voting system that way, but thats how it is.

>>29368914
humble uses it as a way of verifying that people arent samefagging, but with voting this slow, it doesnt really matter

>>29368912
>>29368851
>>29368818
>>29368791
>>29368790
>>29368772
>>29368770

Alright, so we're getting the fuck out. We should probably head for a more open area to even the odds, or maybe somewhere really bright. In case these guys like the dark better.

>>29369024

That's probably it.

I mean they're only in the forest, and they only come out at night.

They don't like the light.

>>29368822

Man, Raven is still tired.

Have to remember these things.

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>>29368707

Confirmed for good taste.

>>29368770
Your order is simple. A pointing hand and a violent shout.

The team understands. A curious look is sent from Raven; you aren't sure if it's one of surprise or amusement, but you know why it's there. You; the newest member; giving commands to the rest of the team. How time flies.

It is difficult to look upon the enemies you face. They shimmer and swirl, but remain totally solid in their forms of immaterial black. Your eyes cannot fix themselves upon them.

That's okay; you don't need to look at them to take them down.

Synchronization, training, instinct and familiarity merge in a moment of split-second decision making.

It's time for a combination attack.

Beast Boy guards your backs, taking the form of a massive, scaly carnivore. At your sides, Raven and Jinx leap into position. Black and Pink masses of hot, volatile energy swell in their hands. Rumbling vibrations rattle the ground.

You open your mind while closing your fist.

D: COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL

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>>29368728
>>29368820
>>29369145
We can't forget the real best girl, guys

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>>29369288
>It's time for a combination attack.

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>>29369288
D MOTHERFUCKER

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>>29369288
Goddamn that is one big D we're giving.

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>>29369288

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>>29369288
D

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>>29369288

>Synchronization, training, instinct and familiarity merge in a moment of split-second decision making.

>At your sides, Raven and Jinx leap into position. Black and Pink masses of hot, volatile energy swell in their hands. Rumbling vibrations rattle the ground.

>You open your mind while closing your fist.

>COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>29369288
>D: COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL

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>>29369288

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>>29369288

Oh my fucking god this update.

Holy shit.

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>>29369288
>D: COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL

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>>29369288
D

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[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5p5OyLFQLCc intensifies]

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>>29369288
Lets do it guys

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>>29369288

>nobody posted this

The fuck you guys?

>>29369288
Pierce the heavens once again!

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>>29369288

HERE WE FUCKING GO

>>29369483
which reminds me, should we get the whole cast in on it? Like Jinx being Yoko, or BB/Robin as Kittan?

>>29369541

If the artists is willing, yeah that would be awesome.

>>29369557
Is the artist still even around anymore?

>>29369566

Probably not.

>>29369566
Not sure, they all had outside stuff they had to do.

>>29369288
>A curious look is sent from Raven; you aren't sure if it's one of surprise or amusement, but you know why it's there. You; the newest member; giving commands to the rest of the team. How time flies.

I'm not sure if my body is ready for this.

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>>29369566
>>29369584
>>29369594
Wasn't he the one who did this?

Or is it a different guy?

>>29369626
Pretty sure that's a different guy. Hope they're still around.

>>29369626

I think that image first showed up on a drawthread on /co/.

So maybe he frequents there and here.

>>29369329
The orbs of darkness in Raven's hands are collided, creating an enormous reaction. Black energy explodes and extends, directed into a barely-stable beam.

Around the beam, Jinx lends her strength. A single eye narrows and flashes; slender hands fling spirals of pink lightning around Raven's extending projectile, multiplying its power.

Jinx and Raven shout to you in unison:

"Do it!"

The inhuman punch you throw is altered by your abilities. It is travelling at the tip of the blast, and pulled behind it, Raven's beam narrows into a cone.

COMBINATION ATTACK: SORCERY DRILL

(to be immediately continued)

>>29369483

I'm amazed it took so long.

Y'all niggaz slippin'.

>>29369650
>>29369626
>>29369655
I was the same guy, he just changed up his art style.

>>29369655
No it didn't, it showed up in the last thread before it ended.

>>29369687

It was in both threads, that's all I know.

>>29369687
It was from a drawthread in /co/ first though, just reposted in the thread.

>>29369704
>>29369708
Oh

The eye of Horus shirt on her kinda tipped me off, didn't know that.

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>>29369671

>>29369742

its ok

>>29369708
No it was reposted IN the draw thread. It was posted here first.

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>>29369687
>>29369704
>>29369708
>>29369742
You guys sure you aren't talking about this one?

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>>29369788
Now in color.

>>29369671
>The inhuman punch you throw is altered by your abilities. It is travelling at the tip of the blast, and pulled behind it, Raven's beam narrows into a cone.

So is the punch traveling at the tip of the blast, making it into a cone?

What's being pulled behind it?

I imagine we're just ultra-punching the thing, but still

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>>29369799
oh shit nice.

Thanks for that.

>>29369788

Both really.

>>29369774

Is it really that big a deal to you?

>>29369671
>immediately

>>29369867

patience, anon

>>29369671
Collision.

Your attack shatters the enemy lines, breaking a clear hole through their ranks.

The creatures are shocked. Even though you are unable to clearly see them, you can feel their surprise. They had you surrounded and trapped, but yet; despite all that; you pushed them aside.

Now they know: you aren't one to be underestimated.

But the opening will only last so long. Already the creatures are patching it, calling more to replace the ones blasted away. Their numbers are great.

Raven has collapsed next to you. She has given all she's got.

Jinx has her hands on her knees. Pink sparks are crackling on her heavy breath.

Beast Boy is holding his form, staying in place despite a number of creatures bashing against him from the rear.

They've done their part.

Now you need to do yours.

"Go." Heaves Jinx. "We'll be alright."

The gap is closing.

E: Go. Leap through the gap.
F: No! You won't leave your companions!

>>29369895
E

>>29369895
E

>>29369895
E

>>29369895
E

>>29369895
E

>>29369895
E

>>29369895
F

>>29369895
F

>>29369895
If this ends up a repeat of the forest I swear...

>>29369895
E

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>>29369895

nooooooooooooooooooooooo

>>29369806
Raven shoots a beam of black. Jinx fires pink energy spirals around it.

Your punch extends at the tip of that projectile, pulling it behind it as it goes. It pulls it into a cone, making a drill.

Sorry if I didn't describe that very well. I was pretty caught up in the moment.

>>29369895
E

>>29369954
>I was pretty caught up in the moment.

AS WERE WE ALL

>>29369895
Well fantastic. Now both of the witches and BB are captured. Even if we go back and get the others for a final confrontation this is gonna be some tough shit.

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>>29369947

No, I'm sure we can just talk it out without resorting to violence. No, I mean, sure that one time it didn't work but maybe the next monster will be more of a reasonable fellow.

>>29370022

Well, there is a possibility that Starfire has a hangover, but I don't think pain pills work that way.

Terra also hit her head,but she's probably recovered by now.

>>29370045
Actually I meant the bit with Raven trying to save Cy and Terra as well as herself and Robin. But yeah, no more talking. Just face punching.

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>>29370045
No, this time we're punching every goddamn thing we see in this fucking place, even the stoner again if we see him!

>>29370075

I could kind of understand that, due to the emotional trauma of having fucked up before, and not wanting a TPK, but yeah, the mature thing would have been to make sure somebody survived to rescue the others.

>>29369895
>Now they know: you aren't one to be underestimated.

Which means the same trick won't work twice.

>>29369917
There's no time for words; only action.

You throw yourself through the gap.

ONLY SECONDS AGO...

A man in an elegant robe is happily observing a black ball of demons. Within them, his enemies have been trapped.

He does so love this robe. It's special; a cascading blend of red and black silk, with the occasional trimming of gold. It sets him apart. As long as he's wearing it, everyone knows who's in charge.

His cell phone rings. A moment passes as he fumbles through his robes to retrieve it. The answering button is stiff to press; until recent months, he's used this phone very, very little.

"I've gotta give it to you." He begins. "When you guys build a base, you build a good one. You were right about the trap. It worked wonders."

Chattering voices are heard on the other end of the line.

"What?!" Yells the leader. "You can't be serious! They're right here!"

A louder response blares through his speaker. He cannot believe his ears.

"Sorry if you've lost your nerve!" Yells the cultist. "But I haven't, and I'm finishing this now!"

He slams the phone on the cold stone floor.

A blast forces the demons aside.

You leap through the opening.

(to be immediately continued)

>>29370311
Hoo boy, Cultist leader boss fight. Brother Blood, maybe?

>>29370311

OH MAN

DON'T FUCK THIS UP GUYS

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>>29370311
OH SHIT SON, BOSS FIGHT!

>>29370338

Brother Blood is familiar with technology.

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>>29370311
BOSS THEME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJYVvfDxOCo&

>>29370362
He also carved up Jinx's stomach with some weird symbols early on, before Mammoth knocked him out.

>>29370403

Maybe.

I dunno, its possible. Plus, mind control is sort of his thing, so maybe.

>>29370377

>Revegeance ost

Into the trash it goes...

>>29370437

The reason I'm apprehensive is because he basically turned into a magic cyborg at some point, and I don't know how that resolved itself.

>>29370377
I was thinking more like this http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZhCLdAqF9ME

So current working strategy.

Mind punch him in the face while he's talking.

>>29370546
Just threw down his phone. He'll definitely notice us after Combo Sorcery Drill.

>>29370522

This is better for background/ambiance.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NWYZl07P_98

So did we ever figure out who the fuck these guys were in the DC universe, even?

>>29370634
Jinx said they were Trigon cultists, I think. Which would explain why Raven recognized the monsters back in the woods.

>>29370311
A man in a red and black robe is standing before you. The leader.

"Look who it is!" He exclaims with raised arms.

His eyes are wild with fury. Pieces of broken plastic surround his feet; a line to an ally now certainly lost.

"Can't say I'm surprised." He continues, slicking back his sweaty hair. "We just keep bumping into each other! Ever since that night in the alley. You remember, don't you?"

His hands rise as fists. They're throbbing with red symbols, and beneath them, painful scars. He's enchanted his own body; you can only imagine the risks.

"I was nobody then." He continues. "Just like you. Look how far we've come!"

He attacks. You scarcely find time to react; his punch is quick as lightning

A: Attack him as hard as you can!
B: Block the blow, but don't move away.
C: Stay away from him. Be totally defensive.
D: Attempt to enter his mind.
E: Teleport away.

>>29370676
E

It isn't brother blood.
It's the cultist from the alley, at the very start of our quest.

>>29370676
E

>>29370676
B

>>29370676
E

>>29370676
E

>>29370676
A

>>29370676
B

Let's Dance!

>>29370676
E

>>29370676
B

>>29370676
B

>>29370676
B

>>29370700
You were right about Jinx and going into the trap, but for fucks sake Somnius you're killing us here.

>>29370676

TELEPORT AWAY AND START MIND PUNCHING HIM IN THE FACE.

>>29370676
E

>>29370676
E

>>29370676
>His hands rise as fists. They're throbbing with red symbols, and beneath them, painful scars. He's enchanted his own body; you can only imagine the risks.

Ok, so this guy has jacked himself up on magic artificially.

It's probably very draining.

Lets just feel him out before going full blast.

>>29370937
Or it could be an Androids 17 and 18 thing where his bullshit powers last forever.

Still, feeling him out is a good idea

>>29370937
I dunno, being leader has to have some benefit, like outlasting magical properties.

So he's on magical steroids.

>>29370937
We can't take too long. Remember about our friends getting torn up down in the basement.

>>29370976
That was an incredibly poor choice of metaphors Somnius

>>29370976
>>29370984

Well, its just because Humble mentioned risks, that I'm imagining.

>>29370976
Humble isn't lame like you Som.

>>29371039

Thank you for saying that, but don't do this in this thread.

>>29371039
>Implying I was the one who came up with that system for the androids.

That was all Toryama

>>29371000
Why?

Nice trips

>>29370937
I'm a little interested in what the other guy called him about. Maybe the other Titans broke out of their cells? Or the Justice league showed up? Titans East? Anybody?

>>29371098
As cool as that sounds, i don't think Humble that forgiving.

>>29371098

Some organization that builds evil bases.

Might get a lead.

>>29371081
Seriously, think about why you, specifically you, mentioning something DBZ related in this thread might be seen negatively.

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>>29371140

DONT

>>29370694
You teleport away.

Somehow, he follows! His body materializes in front of yours, several yards away. His fist, in mid-punch, sends you straight to the floor. A hard knuckle cuts open your cheek upon impact.

That hand-to-hand training pays off in a big way. You still take the hit, but thanks to your skills, you manage to roll back to your feet as soon as you touch the ground.

"Surprised?" Says the man, keeping his guard raised. "So am I. I thought the incantation might kill me, writing your powers onto my skin."

He's winning this fight so far, but he's panting heavily from the exertion. He may not be able to keep this up.

"But I had plenty of time to get it right. Plenty of time to experiment on you... On all of you, while you were sleeping."

He disappears! You blink and squint just to be sure.

He's gone. Just... Gone.

F: Look around for him.
G: Turn around and block.
H: Throw a hard kick behind you.

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
G

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
G

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
It's me. I forgot to type my trip.
I'm really into this scene right now; I should just take it back a notch and calm down.

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
H

>>29371187
H

>>29371233
drink some hot cocoa

>>29371187
H
Trying to teleport us? WE WROTE THE BOOK ON TELEPORTING.

>>29371187
H

>>29371196
>>29371208
>>29371211
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>>29371224
>>29371225
>>29371228
>>29371244
>>29371246
>>29371279

Please let this be one of those moments Somnius is actually right...

>>29371294
Yeah but that book is full of spelling errors and crude graphs that no one can understand.

>>29371330
>Please let this be one of those moments Somnius is actually right...

Looking around really seems like a 50/50 shot right now, so at least here we can get a hit in just in case.

>>29371360
also filled with little doodles of everyone.

So do you think he knows the powers we know, or maybe even more?

Also, we're basically fighting dark link right now.

>>29371418
Then we just have to stay crouched in a corner and spam attack.

We can do this guys, just lame it out like X Tekken.

>>29371459
BUTTON MASH!

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>the chat

>>29371577
Nobody seems mad to me. Just waiting to see if the kick paid off.

>>29371187

pleaseworkpleaseworkpleaseworkpleaseworkpleasework

>>29371196
You throw your hardest kick behind you, thinking to predict his attack.

It is only partially successful. Your boot finds his chest, sending him skidding back on his heels. His fist, however, loops around just before that to plow into your stomach, right against the painful puncture wound he inflicted some time earlier.

This time you're staying on the floor. The pain is exploding, amplified by Jinx's botched healing attempt. You try to get up, but can't find your balance. Everything is blurry.

The cultist hacks and wheezes, gripping his chest.

"You're no better than me!" He yells, extending his hand.

Unseen fingers of immense strength wrap around your throat, telekinetically lifting you from the floor.

They squeeze. You kick and thrash, but cannot escape. Too many things are stacked against you: You took his hit. You're wounded. Your pain, already incredible, was earlier multiplied.

"You're just lucky!" He rants. "Everything was handed to you. Handed to you like it was handed to me, by the generosity of the REAL heroes. Or, the real villains... Same thing."

He inhales, gathering his composure, and again slicks back his hair.

"It doesn't matter now. You're dead."

Magical fingers crush your throat.

"I win."

GAME OVER

>>29371703
FUCKING SOMNIUS

>>29371734
:(

>>29371703
Damn...

>>29371734

This is the DC Universe.

Game Over happens, then you come back.

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>>29371734

Well I needed to get on with my life anyway.

>>29371734
Neat

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>>29371703
>>29371734

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>>29371734
Thats it then...

Link to the chat, please?

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>>29371734

>>29371782
It's in the pastebin.

>>29371782
http://www.livestream.com/Alloring

Railroad Confirmed

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>>29371800

Please don't leave everybody!

Please!

This is our last thread. Please let it last. I don't want it to go so quietly.

>>29371813
>Please don't leave everybody!

Why? The railroad is over.

Glad this shitty quest ended.

...Or is it?

>>29371736
>d
It wasn't my fault!

>>29371813
Should it go with an explosion of tears and misery instead?

Cause there's plenty of that happening at my physical location.

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Goodbye, deep emotional intimacy with Raven.

Goodbye, sprouting romantic adventures with Jinx.

Goodbye, kung fu montages with Robin, bro time with the guys, hitting those showers.

Goodbye, Starfire, whom we didn't spend enough time with.

Goodbye, Terra, whom we never had time to hang out with.

Goodbye.

>>29371841
MOTHERFUCKER

>>29371841
No please.
I just came into this quest, it's too early to end it

>I've seen this quest around, I bet it's pretty fun
>Game over immediately

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>>29371841
HAHAAA
>>29371834
FUCK YOU SHITHEAD

>>29371841
OH SHIT

>>29371870
>FUCK YOU SHITHEAD

Don't blame me for your bad taste.

>>29371841
uh...no?

>>29371883

Why are you here?

I'll bet you stick around in Som's shitty quest too.

>>29371855
WE CAN STILL HAVE THAT

LOOK MY FRIEND >>29371841
BELIEEEVE

>>29371894
Why you gotta be so mean?

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>>29371841
It's too late, you've played with my emotions enough.

>>29371901

In all seriousness, Raven, Jinx, and BB are screwed.

>>29371894
>Why are you here?

Honestly, I'm just stirring up shit out of boredom and annoyance.

>I'll bet you stick around in Som's shitty quest too.

Nope.

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>>29371841

>>29371929
...Party?

You hear boots and swords. The clashing of steel. A shout, and a scream.

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>>29371855
>Didn't even mention cyborg

>>29371957
Time travel time?

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>>29371957

>>29371955
>...Party?

Oh no, I'm not Party Anon.

>>29371976

No, somebody died.

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>>29371957

>>29371957
Amazons pleeeeeaaaaaa

"To your feet. We are not yet done with this battle."

>>29372030
ys sir

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>>29371734
>>29371734

I... I just went out for food.

>>29371703
>"You're just lucky!" He rants. "Everything was handed to you. Handed to you like it was handed to me, by the generosity of the REAL heroes. Or, the real villains... Same thing."

He's not wrong.

>>29372030
"stands and salutes"

>>29372030
Yes sir

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>>29372030
OH FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

>>29372030

OK

>>29372071
I still blame you for this.

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>mfw all of this

>>29372092
Why? Like, 10 other people voted for the same option

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fZaZC2t6hnY
TOGETHER WITH THE OATH SWORN THROUGH COURAGE. WE. WILL. FIGHT.

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>>29372030

IT'S NOT OVER YET.

>>29372092
>>29372108

Do you hate the fool who ran off a cliff or do you hate the ones that followed him?

>>29372108

You're just the object of people's hate and it just makes things easier.

>>29372108
Because you voted first. And because I need someone to blame.

>>29371841
I hope not.

What if we get an early taste of being what we are and wake up in 5 years, to learn only we died that day and life went on. We've got a statue in the tower and everyone is older.

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COME ON HUMBLE

COME ON COME ON COME ON RRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAG

>>29372030
Sir Justin?!

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Sorry guys, taking a short break. You should too. I'll be back in a few minutes.

How's everyone holding up in here?

>>29372273

I'm radical, nigga, just motherfuckin' radical.

>>29372273
FUCK YOU YOU GODDAMN TITFUCKING CUNT WHORE BITCH CLIFFHANGER DICKFACE

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>>29372273
>Sorry guys, taking a short break.

NO

NONONO

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

FUCK YOU

>>29372273
About to have a heart attack and die

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>>29372273
HOW YOU THINK YOU SON OF A BITCH?!

>>29372273
Cannot load exe. file [BREATHE]

>>29372273
Master ruseman

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>This entire fucking thread.

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>>29372273
About as well as I would in this guy's situation.

>>29372273
You'd better take your fucking break and get right back on that keyboard you fucking cocktease

>>29372273
I'm trapped in a glass cage of emotion!

...actually it's a crowded train during rush hour...still trapped.

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>>29372273

On a side note that image is adorable.

>>29372330
get a dictionary and look up the definition of ruse

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>>29372273

I love you, but you're a piece of shit.

Humble you can be a real bitch.

>>29372394
When we get back to the tower, Drinks for everyone!

>>29372425
Even Raven, who is most definitely dead!

>>29372440
Eh, she'll live.

SCOTCH FOR EVERYONE!

>>29368844
Damnit man this is important! We need to know objectively which one is more desirable! We can discuss this WHILE we fight the multitude of baddies trying to kill us.

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>>29372273
Humble you drive me to drink!

>>29372531
Cyborg

Now will you piss off, we're about to do something awesome

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zLfCnGVeL4

>>29372680
The regret song

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4N3N1MlvVc4

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The anticipation is killing me!

>>29372725
the existential sorrow song

>>29371855

I am pretty much still in this mode.

>>29372973
The "Goodbye" mode, or still hoping for doing all those things?

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>>29373023

Both.

You open your eyes.

Standing over you is a woman. She has voluminous black hair and long, intimidating features. Her costume; her armor; is that is red and gold.

She is, without a doubt, one of the most beautiful women you have ever seen. Her left hand is outstretched, offering you aid. Her right is gripping a marvelous sword, the design of which is familiar to you.

You take her hand. Firm strength brings you to your feet.

You're alive. Could she have helped you? Rough breath flows in and out of your mutilated throat... But how? You were certain the wound was lethal.

"Are you okay?" Asks your rescuer. "Focus yourself. The fight is upon us."

You rattle your head and get your bearings. Behind you is a vortex of madness; unearthly creatures swirl and convulse as a large angry cloud, and in its center dances bolts of pink and black.

"Your companions fight bravely, but they will need my help. Your adversary flees to the end of this corridor."

The lady points with her gleaming sword, directing you to an area unseen.

"He is arrogant and mighty, but you have proven yourself against him before."

She smiles at you; a smile full of confidence and invigoration; before throwing herself into the hoard of foes surrounding Jinx and Raven. You are confident that, with her help, they will be victorious.

At the end of this long room stands the cult's leader.

A: Go to him. End this.
B: Much time has passed. First, open your team's prison cells; they may now be awake.

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
A

>>29373145
B

>>29373145
.....B?

>>29373145
Wonder Woman?

When the fuck did you get here?

>>29373145
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9D-QD_HIfjA

Is it happening?

>>29373223
Goddammit, we're screwed for good

>>29373249
MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>29373145

Oh fuck I don't know how but thank you Wonder Woman.

I know that she was fighting these fuckers sometime during the Mr. Freeze arc but I'm not going to think about it right now.

Lets just kick this guy into the dirt.

EVERYBODY PLAY DEFENSE AND COUNTER THIS TIME.

THIS GUY WEARS DOWN EASILY.

>>29373314
This

>>29373314
Rope a dope?

>>29373515
Rope a dope

Those 70 cultists are probably like, the fuck did he go?

Honestly, this is probably just about as good as the Slade arc, except party isn't here making me lose my shit.

ELSEWHERE, AT THE END OF THE CORRIDOR...

You are now the leader of the cultists.

It's all falling apart. Everything you've worked for has been for nothing. Those people, your benefactors... They didn't want to see you resurrect your lord. They didn't want to see a world where Trigon the Terrible brought an end to the evils of man. They didn't care.

Then again, did you ever really care? You didn't start this cult. You just joined for the food; a nobody, a homeless guy, starving out on the streets. You needed a place to live. You needed companionship. Sure, the cult did evil things; a kidnapping here, a sacrifice there. But you didn't really like it. It was just a necessity; just something you had to do to stay alive.

But somewhere along the line you really bought into it. You really started to believe, and hey, when the last leader quit, they needed someone new to step up to the plate. The group needed strong leadership, and you were just the man for job.

Oh man, your hands... What did you do to your hands? Not just your hands, but your arms as well. They're covered in spells. Spells to give you power.

They're also bleeding. One bad decision piles onto another.

You're having trouble catching your breath.

Where are your allies? Did they run away? Probably. Most of them are just kids. What did you expect?

Footsteps in the distance. He's coming.

You get ready for a fight.

One more bad decision on the pile.

(to be immediately continued)

>>29373734
Behold /tg/. What could have been.

>>29373734
This guy is about to get FUCKED UP