You look towards Risa's bouncing silhouette, before shrugging. Sure, why not? A little bit of fun, especially on the blueberry bitch's expense, is alright every now and then. What's she got in mind?+ Well, seems to me that the both of ya has got some unresolved tension going on, yeah? +Bit of an understatement there, but you agree.+ Right! So, all we need is to resolve that, an' then maybe the stick in 'er arse would shimmy itself loose or something. + It's here that Risa's predatory grin seems to grow wider. + Now, let's see...how'd that cute-looking girl in pink say this corruption thing goes? Oh, I remember now! 'Ere we go-- +Wait. Corruption thing? Wait, no, that sounds--"Murderface? Murderface, hey! EARTH TO MURDERFACE!" Sayaka yells sharply, her voice echoing in the large, empty hall. "You're getting distracted! Plus two hundred swings, using only one hand this time! Come on! One, two! Don't slack off! THREE, FOUR!"It's here that the world turns red - and you close your eyes as Gorechild roars in your hands.Shit.
>>29317541The moment you open them again is the moment you see a very angry Sayaka mere inches in front of you - the wooden blade in her hands held against the screeching teeth of Gorechild in a rigid cruciform. The chainaxe eating through the reinforced, cured wood disturbingly quickly, disturbingly easily.What. WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON."This is a joke to you, Murderface? This is funny to you?" The blue-haired Eversor snarls, pure seething hate dripping from every word that you could almost taste it. "If you want to fucking go then just say so, but if you ever attack me like that, Warmaster or no, I'll fucking kill your shit--""...Are you scared?" You hear yourself saying, a cackle in your voice that wouldn't have been out of place coming from Kharn. "Loser does whatever the winner says. Or are you already shakin' in your boots?" You cackle again, right into her face. "What's with the loser-like attitude?"It's here that you could almost see something in Sayaka snap - her eyes glazing over, pupils shrinking into mere dots, the grimace of effort and rage smoothing over into an expressionless mask. Something happens, then - too quick for you to see, or even to counter - and you feel yourself suddenly crumpling to the ground, trying to catch a breath that had seemingly been smashed right out from your lungs. The chainaxe thudding to the ground beside you in a useless clatter as you try to cough up the searing fire burning your throat.You look up, tears of pain clouding your vision, and you see Sayaka walking towards you - a long blur of bright red light in her hands."Get up, Murderface." You hear her snarl. "I've waited a long time for this. Let's get this shit done."[1/2]
>>29317549+ Well, bad news, she didn't scare all that well, + Risa's silhouette has the audacity to look sheepish as she sits down beside you. + Look on the bright side, though! I gotcher a sparring match instead, that's more excitin' than the swingin' thing you were doing earlier, right? +How do you react?[]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.[]...Fine. Let's go.[] Genuflect
Yay, I caught the thread, time to make one post before I crash.The photo of Chaiki kissing Midori is out there on the internet for everyone to see. Including Iori. And there's a very real chance that Iori might recognize Midori, correctly, as the Magical Girl who tried to get her kidnapped and raped. And that would be very bad for Chiaki. And we should do something about that.In the meantime, have a shitty photoshop I first had the idea for several months ago.
>>29317553[x]...Fine. Let's go.
>>29317553>[X]...Fine. Let's go.Let's ride this train allllll the way to the end.
>>29317553[x]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.
So wait.There are two axes.That means two personalities, that can combine into one.Risa is in this one...but she's got a notable lack of talking to herself.Which means that the voices in her head are somewhere else.Monologue is in the other axe. And now we know where Kharn's lewdness came from. Fully expecting the other axe to ask us to join its harem.
>>29317553[X] Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.
>>29317553>[X]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out. Here blueberry.
>>29317553I fucking told her about those golden weapons. I told her.>[]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.Risa, you got some 'splainin' to go.Not... fucking... Kharn here.Actually, fine. Fuck it [X] Let's go.Something tells me words aren't going to get us to a reasonable compromise with Risa. We'll just have to establish a working relationship as we do this.
>>29317553[x]...Fine. Let's go. >>29317582That doesn't make sense when you consider the "what are you doing swinging half of me?" thing she said earlier.
>>29317582I think it was implied last thread that Risa is in both axes, though we don't really know that for sure.
>>29317553+RISA YOUR FUCKING JOKES ARE DILDOS+[x]...Fine. Let's go.
>>29317553[x]...Fine. Let's go.We dug our own grave and now we must keep digging. I suppose now we should get the other axe.
>>29317553>[X]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.And I gotta leave for work soon. Hope this counts for something.
>>29317596>I suppose now we should get the other axe.we're not double wielders
>>29317553>>29317571>>29317575>>29317594Hopefully blueberry will realise we are considerably more bonkers that usual and not take it too badly!I hope
>>29317592>>29317590Well good news, because Monologue is a part of Risa. The voices in her head/second personality, to be specific.
[x]...Fine. Let's go.Get it out of your system!
>>29317553>[x]...Fine. Let's go.This is going to hurt no matter what we do...
>>29317553>[X]...Fine. Let's go.We were going to end up doing this anyway, so whatever.
>>29317553[X]...Fine. Let's go.I knew that we were trusting the axe too fast
>>29317607We'll just have to be the watch wearing dildo and keep an eye out for Risa doing anything we disapprove of.Dammit, this is exactly the opposite of what we wanted to be doing.
>>29317594>+RISA YOUR FUCKING JOKES ARE DILDOS+I want to say this so bad, but we're going to need the psycho wanker to keep us from getting filleted by bitch-chan and saying her jokes suck right now might be counterproductive to that.
>>29317553[x] "Risa that's not a joke to git." Out loud and angry voice, not pulsed.[x]...Fine. Let's go.
>>29317553>[X]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out."By the way, this is why everyone's forbidden from fucking around with the weapons in the vault. This kind of shit happens. And this is with me being what passes for an expert on them.">[X]...Fine. Let's go."But hell, this is bound to be way better than wood chopping drills."
>>29317553[X]...Fine. Let's go.Getting our shit wrecked this early in the morning sounds fun.
>>29317621>today the part of Watch Wearing Dildo will be played by Chiaki Matsuda
>>29317636Seconding this.
>>29317603The two axes do have a gestalt mode. If we're going to be making ill-advised open-ended wagers, we should probably summon our entire weapon from storage before we start fighting.
>>29317553[x]...Fine. Let's go.Grab Gorefather too.
>>29317636Yeah, going to modify my vote to this.
>>29317553>[]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.
>>29317553>>29317571>>29317575>>29317590>>29317594>>29317596>>29317610>>29317612>>29317614>>29317617What the fuck is wrong with you people?Are all of you clinically retarded?Do you really not see another GET FUCK`D in the making?
>>29317636Looks good to me.
>>29317649This is all rather distressingly Kharn-like behavior....I hope Blueberry choose a structurally reinforced training room.
>>29317636Thirding.
>>29317663I CAN FEEL THE CHUCKLEFUCKING OVERTAKING ME
>>29317659>[X]Wait. Wait just a fucking second. Time out.>"By the way, this is why everyone's forbidden from fucking around with the weapons in the vault. This kind of shit happens. >And this is with me being what passes for an expert on them.">[X]...Fine. Let's go.>"But hell, this is bound to be way better than wood chopping drills."We've already pissed off Sayaka.might as well let her blow her steam.
>>29317636I like this.
>>29317663>What the fuck is wrong with you people?>Are all of you clinically retarded?>Do you really not see another GET FUCK`D in the making?THIS IS WHY DECU SHOULDN'T FORGET TO POST THE THREAD IN TWITTER, WE LOST VALUABLE TIME AND THE RETARDS GOT IN
>>29317636[x] This. May as well salvage the situation.
>>29317663Chiaki's an idiot who needed to let off steam. Sayaka's a naive idiot who thinks that Chiaki is always in control despite vocally worrying that she isn't. Risa seems to just be crazy./tg/? Possibly worse than all of them combined.
>>29317668Thats because of the recent influx of retards and edgyfags from other Questthreads, it seems. People that basically want to turn Chiaki into a Murderhobo again.
>>29317553
>>29317636>>29317644>>29317674>>29317676These seem like pretty solid ideas! It seems good to get some things cleared up before BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
>>29317636Clearly the best option.
>>29317636All of this.
>>29317663good luck explaining to Sayaka that we were momentarily possessed and didn't say or do that dood
>>29317696>recent
>>29317663Well seems like we're fucked now anyway.
>>29317713This is all Blueberry's fault for picking up a training sword when Golden Weapons are live anyway.
>>29317706.. where is this from?
>>29317663Then what will you have us do?Run away?
>>29317621>Dammit, this is exactly the opposite of what we wanted to be doing.What the fuck did you expect to happen? Did you really not see this coming?
>>29317734>Black peopleObviously power rangers.
>>29317709Pls go. Just pls. Find yourself another Quest where you can make all the retarded decisions "for the Lulz" you want to, alright?
>>29317663I'm fulling expecting us to LOSE this fight. I'm still going with the choice because I think that it is the most interesting, and potentially even the quickest route to clearing the air between us and Sayaka.There's potential for disaster, but I feel that risk-averse voters refusing to accept any potential for negative consequences will prove to be more harmful to the story in the long run than the ones taking flyers on stuff like this.
>>29317696Realities of the world Chiaki inhabits, friend.Only normals and incubators in their ivory towers get to pretend that bad things aren't happening.
>>29317734Tensou Sentai Goseigerits GoseiKight if in not wrong
>>29317751>There's potential for disaster, but I feel that risk-averse voters refusing to accept any potential for negative consequences will prove to be more harmful to the story in the long run than the ones taking flyers on stuff like this.Bingo.We're going to fuck up, no matter how risk-averse you are.May as well do it in style.
>>29317734>>29317749and I was wrong, it seems is from Power ragers maega force
>>29317764Just fuck off, there is a fucking option right there that's a giant "PRESS THIS TO NOT FUCK UP" and its not the continue the fight option.
>>29317751>>29317764I think everyone just fears the decushadowruns and all.
What's the [] Genuflect option from? I remember seeing it before in another quest as a reference but I don't remember what it's a reference to.
>>29317745You could start by not voting for the most retarded murderhoboshit, you mongoloid.What? You had brainspasms and forgot about Get fucked already is that?Or about 'Guis, lets totes take coobs into the barrier'.And then the same people actually have the nerve to complain about others voting for retarded shit.
>>29317764
>>29317777Its from this.Nice jackpot btw.
>>29317777I think in this context it was an option for us to get on our knees and beg Sayaka for forgiveness.
>>29317775> press this to not fuck up option> It's here that you could almost see something in Sayaka snap - her eyes glazing over, pupils shrinking into mere dots, the grimace of effort and rage smoothing over into an expressionless mask. > You look up, tears of pain clouding your vision, and you see Sayaka walking towards you - a long blur of bright red light in her hands.I highly doubt we can backpedal from this and get anything productive done. This is coming from someone voting against agreeing with Risa last thread.
We should at least pulse to Risa that Sayaka is objectively important and that anything that leads to her death will not only make us very upset but will fuck everyone involved over and likely lead to the chainaxes being violently and painfully decommisioned.
>>29317775actions, not words.Words might work with Blueberry, but they'll just piss off Risa.Fighting is the middle ground. Blueberry gets to work off steam, we get to figure out how to actually use Gorefather.Blueberry's training is for real weapons, not Golden Weapons that can alter themselves to make it easier for you to weild them if the spirits within like you.
>>29317777>He doesn't know about Odious Manly Genuflection With Terrible Fury: Only True Lamentationanon pls
>>29317751>I'm fulling expectingI am fully expecting that you are a special care child. Voting to bring the KILLMAIMBURN-Axes to the training was HIGH-RISK, actually going KILLMAIMBURN on someone when having the choice not to is outright retarded. There is a difference between HIGH-RISK and between being a reatrded. Do you really not see the difference?
>>29317808Sayakas grow back.Not with golden weapons they don't.
>>29317750dude see this post>>29317792this fight was inevitable considering the votes last thread and just for you to know i voted against letting Risa do what she wanted
>>29317801We do not give a shit about Risa! Fuck Risa! We do give a fuck about Blueberry though because of Kyoko. Are you really that dense?
>>29317801>Words might work with Blueberry, but they'll just piss off Risa.Who the fuck even cares about Risa's feelings? Sayaka right here is thinking that we seriously snapped like back during the Kirika mission.
>>29317808I think you're overrating the golden weapons and underrating Sayaka's battle expertise.
>>29317821That post is retarded.
>>29317836This post is dildos.
>>29317822>We do give a fuck about Blueberry though because of Kyoko.This.Fuck people, did you seriously forget that? Seriously?
>>29317825>Who the fuck even cares about Risa's feelings?I imagine that anybody that wants to be able to use the axes in the future probably cares to some extent.
>>29317836if insulting is all you can do then it's proven that you are wrong dood
>>29317792>>29317801>>29317764Since we seem to have people who are too damn stupid to understand the situation they voted for, let me explain it to you in CAPS, since oyu probaböy cannot into reading comprehension, nor reading in general: SAYAKA THINKS WE WENT FULL KIRIKA. BY FIGHTING HER WE ARE PROVING HER RIGHT.THE RIGHT ACTION WOULD BE TO THROW THE FUCKING AXE AWAY AND EXPLAIN THINGS TO HER.Do you understand?
>>29317840of course not.But Sayaka is a fucking HERO and right now she thinks she's fighting the devil.This is a good thing for Sayaka's survival prospects.All that matters is that we can put down the axe again when the time comes.
I swear, sometimes I think there are more people trying to run this quest into the ground than actual fans.
>>29317822>>29317840People are expecting Sayaka to not die, which is reasonable considering Sayaka's too stupid to.People are forgetting the Muramasa gave kyouko a nice eyepatch; perhaps the goretwins can give Sayaka a nice headpatch to match. It's not called Maim mode for nothing.
We should have picked the katana instead.
>>29317817>midori's legs>our shoulderI think that's just a property of the katana. To be honest I think the KILLMAIMBURN HATEMURDERFUCK axes were the safer decision for us to use against Sayaka.Just imagine if we were sword training and Kirika decided to show up, batfuck crazy, mad as hell, and looking to fuck everything up for us. Risa's a right cunt but at least she's just like that and not actively trying to get us and everyone we know and love killed.
>>29317851I'm beginning to think Hat and Wendy have got the right idea about not participating in this thread except for votes.Half of you are chucklefucks and the other half are chucklefuck baiters, and it's getting so bad I can't tell the difference anymore.
>>29317848Multiple people have bothered with pointing out why the post you refer to is stupid. If you still claim to not understand that, then you are stupid too. Sorry.
>>29317860>I think that's just a property of the katana.The non-regenerating eye was actually done by a regular katana, not Muramasa.
>>29317856>>29317860I think its pretty obvious right now that Kirika spirit was just sleeping in the sword just like Risa was in the Chainaxes.Having her wake up during training would be way worse.
>>29317861I think certain people just get too invested and rage when they see another "get fucked" option.I think they all just don't trust decu after that, but are too invested to leave, so they're scapegoating other voters whenever they see it happen again.
>>29317860>>29317872So if we took the sword we might have gone FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS on Blueberry by accident. Because we took the axes, we went FLESH OF FALLEN ANGELS BY POPULAR VOTEHow is this situation any fucking better?
>>29317868wat
>>29317886Because we have a chance to just explain the situation right now.
>>29317864>Multiple peopleyou meant one that seans they did not read the post because it's gives no counter argument? i'm sorry for you anon just to clarify I do know that its not good for you to fight her but she is engaged and most probably won't licence to reason so if we don't fight we are screwed either waybut lets stop the discution, now is to late anyway
>>29317886Kirika's more of a bitch and probably harder to call off. We're more likely to be able to put Risa under our iron will of "No, you get fucked".
>>29317886Because Risa is in it primarily for the lulz. Kirika would have been doing it because revenge and murder.In short: We can probably put the chainaxes back down.>>29317895Or we can do it afterwards. But it's better for all of us if Sayaka is on full alert right now.
>>29317808You'll notice that, even when we went into berserker mode, we were neither going to kill, maim, or burn Sayaka? We instead made a poorly-considered wager to try to intimidate her into surrendering, and now she's calling our bluff. She's already angry, that damage has already been done, and trying to back out of it now is just going to piss her off further. Going through with the fight will probably leave us owing her a gigantic favor and might actually clear the air between us.
>>29317886It's actually worse because it turns the voterbase against eachother.If this fucking faggot >>29317663didn't try to start shit we wouldn't be shitflinging at eachother right now.We're not SWQ level yet, but we're getting there.
>>29317902>What is punctuationAre you 12?
>>29317912How could this possibly clear the air. From her perspective we just tried to fucking murder her.
You know, we really should have done a write in where we accept the duel, but we turn OFF the choppy bits.Beating Sayaka in the face with a blunt instrument would be more satisfying AND it demonstrates it's a sparring match. Would probably upset Risa a bit, but eh, it's a good deal of blood anyway.
>>29317924Please, we weren't anywhere near her Soul Gem.
>>29317917>If this fucking faggot >>29317663 didn't try to start shit we wouldn't be shitflinging at eachother right now.>Implying
>>29317886Risa's a dense fucking idiot but will back off if we pressure her to do so.Kirika will actively want us to bad end, and would have likely put us in a much worse position if she took over, and then wouldn't stop unless she was forcibly removed.TLDR A RAPE TRAIN WITH SEMI FUNCTIONAL BRAKES IS BETTER THAN ONE WITH TWO ACCELERATORS
>>29317919>insisting on personal attackssir stop embarrassing yourself
>YFW this arguing is just presaging all the shit that Blueberry will be flinging when the fight is over.>YFW this is just the sparring in Siberia from the other side
>>29317944>>YFW this is just the sparring in Siberia from the other sideOh my god, Kharn wasn't TRYING to kill us. She just had absolute confidence in our ability to keep her from killing us.Which we didn't, because Flesh of Fallen Angels.
>>29317924We tried to sucker punch her, and it didn't work. Now we're in a situation where both of us can finally act on our repressed anger towards each other (years' worth, in her case). Depending on how this fight ends, it could be goddamn therapeutic.
>>29317917>If this faggot didnt tell us we we droing something retarded we would never argue about being retardedNo shit, Sherlock? So we just stay retarded and continue being retarded because ignorance is a bliss?
>>29317950At the expense of burning every bridge we've built with her.
>>29317932>Kirika will actively want us to bad endWe haven't even spoken to her after we retired her.Who is to say she wouldn't help save her waifu from eternal damnation from beyond the grave? Decu showing the sword was eerily calm was a way to show us that it was ok wasn't it? He wouldn't just turn around and blindside us for "taking bait".right?
>>29317948i'm not 100% confident in sayaka's ability to win.honestly i'm worried that risa ends up being too good and sayaka bites it.
>>29317960But we do that almost every time we open our mouth.Though I still think the "Hurr ill fite u bich" votes are retarded.
>>29317960No, that would be hurting Kyouko. This isn't even a singe on the wood. Demonstrating NOT cutting her up into tiny pieces if we happen to disable her (pfff good luck with that) would also be good at that, if we can manage it.
>>29317970>Decu showing the sword was eerily calm was a way to show us that it was ok wasn't it? He wouldn't just turn around and blindside us for "taking bait".>>right?hahaha
>>29317878>I think they all just don't trust decu after thatI trust Decu wont save our ass every time we do something retarded and lets face why should he save our ass every time?Sorry if I point that people should stop being retarded because not getting into retarded shit should be OUR responsibility and not the one of the QM. I will go stand in a corner now, thinking of how bad a person I am.
>>29317973Over the last few conversations with her we've managed to build some kind of trust with her though. Though it's probably all fucked now anyway.
>>29317960we can explain to her later anon, after she lets years worth anger out she will be more likely to listen(I hope)>>29317975also I agree with this anon dood
>>29317972I doubt it. We don't sync with risa anywhere near as well as Kharn did. Or even half as well as we do with Yuu.Besides, despite appearances, this is still sparring. She doesn't need to win, just to "not die", and I feel confident that Sayaka in "hero" mode should be more than capable of whupping noodly little Chiaki when she's using a less than optimal golden weapon of a design she's totally unfamiliar with using.As long as we can both stay away from the Soul Gems, this should be fine.
>>29317970
>>29317953> So we just stay retarded and continue being retarded because ignorance is a bliss?When everything is said is done it's just people throwing a temper tantrum because a vote they don't want to win is going to win.Nothing more, Nothing less.The votes are already set in, so unless you guys thing raising a ruckus will lead to a re-vote [even with all this voting period nonsense] I don't know what you guys are trying to accomplish.Isn't trying to do the best with what ya got Noir anyway?
>>29317991The thing is about 20-30 minutes ago we were telling her that she should trust us more and that we wouldn't go full murderhobo at any opportunity. So now we've just proven that we can't be trusted at all.
>>29317992but i get the feeling risa's gonna pull some maximum overhue shit and smash sayaka's soulgem with a cheap shot because she is a murderhobo and a shit and i don't trust her in the least.
>>29318003Stuff like this really should show up in the threadly recap in the OP then, wouldn't it?If it's so important.
>>29318003Of couse, that was before Neco basically confirmed that more amnesia was likely a possibility and something that we were going to have to tell our Equerry was something she'd have to watch for.It's fine.>>29318014Which is why we're going full on Watch-Wearing Dildo on Risa and slapping her shit if this even HINTS of going fatal.
>>29317887Took me a while to find.>You remember that, all right. Right after that cut, Kirika turned towards you and pointed her blood-soaked sword - not yet golden, then - at you, in a challenge.Thread 14, Post 19803796
>>29318018Yeah and to follow on we would have been able to work off some steam by sparring with her anyway with the whole randomly attacking her.
>>29318018We don't have threadly recaps in the OP post. Players are expected to remember important details.
>>29318003She already knows she can't "trust" us, and that's fine.We don't need her trust. As much as her scrutiny annoys us, we need it to make sure we don't fuck up.
>>29318003the damage was done last thread with all the 'let the axe girl do her joke' votes. Now we have to try to make the best of it
>>29318043Well you should be able to understand why people are pissed off because in the course of two options we've lost all the trust and progress we've made with her.
>>29318055>Sayaka goes full domination on Chiaki and goes on about how if she can't behave like a human she'll teach her like one would an animal>cue S side going to full
>>29318055and once again, we don't NEED trust and progress with Sayaka.Like it or not, trust is absolutely antithetical to the type of relationship we need with our equerry.We need that comfortable antagonism to function right, and so does she.
>>29318055You really think sallaka is going let everything come back to square 1 more like square negative 1, but work with me here. all because of one fuck-up? She already expects that of us, you really don't think a hero like her would cut us some slack?
>>29318070>S-Idol SayakaIt fits.
IT'S TIME
>>29318070We need lewd of this.
>>29318072But its not just one fuck up. Chikiai has been fucking up for a long time.
>>29318081it was time about 20 posts ago.
>>29318070>pigs in human clothingWhere's that Sayaka/Satsuki crossover pic again?
>>29318081We need more Chiaki-maid. Everyone loves Chiaki-maid.
>>29318084That's the point.
>>29318055I understand but i think that just dropping our weapon and apologizing is not going to work here so we should fight to blow some steam and have a better chance of fixing it later dood
>>29318071COMFORTABLE antagonism. She needs to know that we'd not axe her in the back or in the face when she's not looking. Having an axe in your face, that's uncomfortable antagonism.
>>29318070I AM SUDDENLY READY TO ACCEPT THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR TERRIBLE DECISIONS
decu pls save us from all this shitposting
>>29318096The write-in, then.
>>29318104nobody can save you in the shitposter's domain
>>29318104NYAN NYAN
>>29318096I just see it as re-affirming all of her hatred towards us even more.
>>29318097Hey, SHE wanted to spar with the golden weapons, that's exactly what she got.
>>29318113KYOUKO NYAN
>>29318113NYAN NYAN
>>29318122NIHAO NYAN
>>29318115and once again, that's fine.We NEED angry Sayaka."all the feels" Sayaka is just going to let us fuck up.
>>29318118>training automagically means give me a glasgow smile when I'm trying to set the basics of good fighting into you
>>29318120DELICIOUS ARMPITS
>>29318128GORGEOUS
>>29318118>>29318120>>29318122>>29318128>>29318134YOU HAD ONE NYAN
>>29318133Generally speaking, one does not learn to wield a firearm by training with a live nuke.
>>29318130No we don't. We need Sayaka wary not planning our death because we're insane.
>>29318140DELICIOUS
>>29318106At least it was not the worst choice, on my opinion that would be number 3>>29318115again the damage was already made last thread
>>29318143YOU NYAN ONE NYAN
>>29318143NO WE HAD 5
based decu who art in moonspaceplease deliver us from the shitpostinghahahamen
>>29318148YOU NYAN NYAN NYAN
>>29318147But we didn't need to risk making it worse.
>>29318146DECULTURE!
>>29318145>assuming Sayaka doesn't already have numerous contingencies in place for our eliminationFrankly, there's no-one else in the Officio I'd leave the job to, since we eliminated Kirika.Aside from anything else she's the only one who might get some satisfaction out of it.
>>29317571 >>29317575 >>29317594 >>29317590You get back on your feet, slowly, painfully, still coughing, using Gorechild to prop yourself up.Your jokes suck, you pulse at the wolf-eared shadow beside you - and she flinches as if struck. Even with the bleached jawbone grin frozen on her face, you could tell that she wasn't expecting that.+ Oi! That's a bit harsh, you know! I was just trying to lighten up the mood and everything! +Really? You finally manage to stop coughing long enough to concentrate on the sight before you - Miki Sayaka, Eversor Rank Leader of the Ninth and your own personal Equerry, looking fully prepared for murder with a crimson katana in her hands as long as she's tall. The blade sparking every so often with killing lightning. The mood's definitely lightened up now, then. It's totally light. Not heavy at all.+ Well, er, let me...let me help out, then! I can still do the corruption thing, and-- wait, no I can't, the pink lass said something about not doing it too much, or you'll be resistant to it... +No. No more corruption. For fuck's sake, she's just pissed off someone who'd been mere inches from making you eat two feet of tempered steel for as long as you can remember. + Yeah, yeah. Well, I can at least do this, though! + A surge of adrenalin suddenly floods your entire body, making you tingle from your toes to your fingertips. The pain in your chest disappearing, your thudding heartbeat receding to a silent murmur in your ears. + 'Sides, all ya gots ta do is krump her harder than she can krump you, right? Without krumping her too badly? And everything'll be alright again? +That's...well, yeah, but--+ That's it, then! + The wolf-eared shadow grins again, standing up and bouncing around once more. + Glad I thought about it! +You shake your head here, before turning back to Sayaka and nodding. Fine. If she wants to, then You're not going to walk away from this one, and--[1/2]
>>29318164>the pink lass said something about not doing it too much, or you'll be resistant to it...oh ho ho
>>29318169He does.With a fiery passion.
>>29318164CRASH. You didn't even see her move - one moment she was there, ten feet away from you. The next moment had her all up in your face, with you barely able to bring up the axe in a double-handed block, to receive the crimson blade edge on Gorechild's haft. The impact - a resounding, teeth-jarring, blinding clash of two killing weapons being smashed into each other - jars your grip hard enough that you feel both your hands slowly grow painfully numb, hearing something crack loudly in both your shoulders, and then your wrists.+ No, no, push back! Don't let her clinch up! Get back at her, she's gonna-- +CRACK. You stumble back as the blue-haired Eversor cannons her forehead right into your nose, breaking it and the glasses perched haphazardly on it. The familiar taste of your own blood filling your mouth as you involuntarily try and breath in from your abused nostrils. Even here - as you try desperately to regain your footing on the training mat - Sayaka continues to press forward, coming at you swinging, Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie's charged length turning into deadly crimson blurs in her hands.You block the first swing, dodge the other, and then smash the third one away before it could take your head off of your shoulders. The fourth ends with another clinch, bringing the two of you close again, gritting your teeth at each other. "Every single day watching you fuck around you own the place." Sayaka growls through clenched teeth, breathing out her hate at you. "Every single moment seeing you tail Mami around like a retarded puppy. And you get to be voted Warmaster, all on top of that." She tries to headbutt you again - but you're prepared, this time, and match her movement with yours. The result is a painful crack as your foreheads meet, but that only serves to anger her further.[2/3]
W E B L E W I T A L L U PI T ' S H A P P E N I N GG O D H E L P U S N O W
>>29318175"AND NOW I HAVE TO FUCKING TAKE TIME OUT OF MY SCHEDULE TO MAKE SURE YOU DON'T BECOME A FUCKING EMBARRASSMENT THE NEXT TIME YOU HAVE TO STEP UP."The clinch is broken again - and you duck out of the way of another blistering, beheading cut, this time forcing some space between the both of you by hopping back a bit."I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU LIKE A FUCKING DRUM, MURDERFACE."...Well. You were expecting some sort of aggression from Sayaka, but...not this much.You feel you should try to say something.[]...Alright, just how much is this going to hurt?[] You've been saving up a lot, have you?[] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.
AND YOU GUYS DOUBTED BLUEBERRY
>>29318180>[] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.
>>29318180[x] You've been saving up a lot, have you?
>>29318180>[x] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.
>>29318180>[X] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.Followed by>[X]...Alright, just how much is this going to hurt?
>>29318180say nothing.Just for once, say nothing, please.
>>29318180[x] Step up to the plate. Start screaming your own issues with her back.
>>29318180>[x]...Alright, just how much is this going to hurt?A lot? A fucking lot? Or 'more sweaty otaku at Comiket' lot?
[x] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.[x](Let's see if you can boost just my defense, Risa. Don't get high scores by being dead.)
>>29318180[X] You've been saving up a lot, have you?
>>29318198Fuck off.
>>29318180[x] Silence is golden
>>29318180[x] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.Well, we have established that trying too hard win this fight will lead to bad things. Say on the defensive.
>>29318180>Say nothing. Attempt to get the other axe out of inventory.
>>29318197This please, just focus on ass kicking.
>>29318180[X] You've been saving up a lot, have you?lets hope that she is calmer after this
>>29318180[x] Just start yelling our criticisms of her back to catch her off guard. Aim to eliminate the sheath before she gets a chance to do anything fancy with it.
>>29318180>[] You've been saving up a lot, have you?
>>29318180[x] Don't say anything. At most, give a wee fucked up look.
[x] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.I'd vote otherwise but not after the shitstorm before.Has the based summoning ritual ever failed us
>>29318180>[x] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive."Guess this'll probably help you more than it helps me."
>>29318180>[X] You've been saving up a lot, have you?As long as we're stuck on this path, might as well keep trolling her.
>>29318212>Say on the defensive.that's not how the axes work.Sayaka told us how Kharn fought... insane berzerker fury.
>>29318227Yes.Many times.
>>29318180[x]You've been saving up a lot, have you?
>>29318180[X]
>>29318180[X] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.
>>29318180[x] Say nothing.[x] Retrieve Gorefather[x] Try not to die.
>>29318180>[x] You've been saving up a lot, have you?Let Sayaka get it all out in the open. Lets resolve some issues with wanton violence and misdirected anger.
>>29318246...I actually don't see Chiaki as being very angry at herself.
>>29318180[X] drop the axe[X] Hide in a corner"Decapitations will solve nothing! I sorry I swear I'm trying I really am! The axe is a dick and a bad influence! What do you want from me beyond my head!?"
>>29318259She's gone past the angry stage and hit resignation.
>>29318259Chiaki is always angry at herself. But it's a constant self-loathing, not the burning fury that Sayaka is exhibiting at the moment.
>>29318180>[x] You've been saving up a lot, have you?>[x] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.Good good, let the butthurt flow through you.
>>29318233We've got more meaty bits than Kharn and not enough raw strength and for that matter size. If I were to consider Chiaki's fighting style, I'd wager on her using it like a halberd, and using the fact that the blade cuts without needing too much pressure in to work at it. Dancing around the pole itself, using her body as leverage to force the opponent into running a limb or two into the meatgrinder or shoving it against fleshy bits.We're very much in this regard NOT KHARN and trying to imitate her, the same as in bed, will only be met in disappointment in not being able to pull off the same things as her.
>>29318263That does nothing.Sayaka needs this to clear out her aggression.
>>29318180>[X] You're even angrier than I am at myself. That's impressive.>[X] You've been saving up a lot, have you?>[X] https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Oy6DwHAi70"Time to get it out in the open, then. Good. Keeping this shit bottled up isn't exactly good for you. I should know; I'm an expert."
>>29318259You've never noticed the self-loathing subtext, supertext, and text that pervades the narration of this story?Just remember guys voting for saying things, she already broke our nose, so whatever we say is going to come out like "Door eeben aggreer dan I ab ah mydelb."
>>29318263Lets not act like an indecisive spineless loser.
>>29318285That just makes it better.
>>29318285>Just remember guys voting for saying things, she already broke our nose, so whatever we say is going to come out like "Door eeben aggreer dan I ab ah mydelb."Reminds me of the guy that tried to kill himself with the helium exit bag and screamed "YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND MY PAIN!!!" in the squeaky chipmunk voice when someone walked in on him.
>>29318274>>29318285again, angry doesn't seem right. Self-hatred I can agree with, but I don't think it stems from anger.Chiaki has to deal with a lot of shit, and at least half of it are consequences from actions she can't even remember taking.
>>29318180[x] Remember that thing about ghosts? This one explains a lot about Kharn.
>>29318180[] toss the weapon awayI told you these weapons were possessed. This one's possessed by a giant cunt. Sorry.
>>29317861JERRYJERRYJERRY
>>29318325UR BURNIN MA BRIDGES WITH RISA
>>29318180[x]Other[x]"Pure bliss. This is pure bliss. Give me more."
>>29318180>You've been saving up a lot, have you? I guess it can't be helped.I cannot help but imagine the introduction to every other porn doujin ever.
>>29318329Wait I linked the wrong post. Sorry guy I was going to respond to and didn't ultimately!This is the one you want:>>29318180
>>29318349did you get the wrong one again?
>>29318333honestly, we really DON'T need +++ relations with all gold weapons. Do we really need to have awesome relationships with musket-chan, muramasa-tan, gorechild-san and deagle-sama all at the same time? Are we going to sprout 20 extra arms for each of the golden weapons in turn?
>>29318355Maybe?Chiakisatan wields golden weapons with ponytails.
>>29318355Yes, this is exactly what we need. We can also use all the extra arms to pleasure all the waifus we've accumulated by that time.
>>29318355That would look pretty damn cool.
>>29318355nope, we don't.but we're going to need a working relationship with them.
>>29318347I feel this will help get the point across
>>29318325Shifting blame isn't going to work here. Sayaka would just call her on it, and she would be right, causing Chiaki to freeze up like she always does when someone calls out her bullshit.Chiaki was the one who say yes to Risa playing a joke, she was in control, she is at fault.I know this is meta information from a writeup and all, but remember the fight Sayaka almost got into in the lunchroom at the 8th? This is the exact same situation, except we picked up that gauntlet. Time to own our decision and put forth a good fight or cement the idea that we will only be an indecisive fuck up of a Warmaster.
>>29318375Damn straight.We came here to learn.Pain is the only teacher that matters now.
>>29318355>Are we going to sprout 20 extra arms for each of the golden weapons in turn?Chiaki as multi-limbed goddess of death?>Kālī is the Hindu goddess associated with empowerment, shakti. The name Kali comes from kāla, which means black, time, death, lord of death, Shiva. Since Shiva is called Kāla—the eternal time—Kālī, his consort, also means "Time" or "Death" (as in time has come). Hence, Kāli is the Goddess of Time and Change. >Although sometimes presented as dark and violent, her earliest incarnation as a figure of annihilation of evil forces still has some influence.>She is also revered as Bhavatārini (literally "redeemer of the universe").[SYMBOLISM INTENSIFIES]
>>29318180>>29318382>Pain is the only teacher that matters now.I CAN USE EVERY OUNCE OF YOUR RAGEhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=28snhq40C8o
>>29318362>>29318363So, we're in agreement, then?
>>29318375>>29318382Yep. We came here to learn how to Eversor.After this is over with and Chiaki is in a full body cast, should probably at least tell Sayaka that it wasn't as much of a waste of time as she thought and the axe ghost is a dildo.
>>29318410yes. Yes, this is exactly what I have in mind.Though... full body casts aren't really a thing for magical girls.Koob grew back our entire arm after the Kirikia fight as an afterthought.
>>29318180>>29318347
>>29318410I like to think we will give almost as good as we get. Or at least make a good showing.
>>29318436I expect we get beaten into a pulp.And sayaka will love every minute of it.
>>29318436Sayaka is breaking bones with every hit we block and we can barely even manage that, let alone swing. Unless Risa stops being a chode and pumps up the flow of power or something, we're going to get crumpled and then sliced up.
>>29318449Yeh, this. If we were using Yuu, maybe we could grind it down to a tie. The best I will hope for is putting up a good fight and to clear the air with Sayaka a bit.
>>29318457She did: >>29318164>+ Yeah, yeah. Well, I can at least do this, though! + A surge of adrenalin suddenly floods your entire body, making you tingle from your toes to your fingertips. The pain in your chest disappearing, your thudding heartbeat receding to a silent murmur in your ears.
>>29318436nah. She gonna drub us good.This fight is sayaka's domain
>>29318469I meant even more. That didn't look like something that was going to get us on equal footing. At best, that little bump just turned this from a roflstomping to a protracted roflstomping.
>This whole thread. . .
>>29318483Chiaki is a dirty, efficient fighter. Risa would probably approve if she could see us REALLY cut loose with the murderface experience, but we can't do any of that to Blueberry.
>>29318500>so, as usual, everyone walks away disapointed from the Murderface Experience.
Y'know, the revelation that Risa inhabits Gorefather and Gorechild got me thinking. What if pic related inhabits the Golden Deagle? Hear me out on this. At several points in the game, Walker is stripped of all of his weapons and finds himself armed with a Deagle that comes out of nowhere. It probably isn't true but its an entertaining thought.
>>29318532I think it's impossible for guys to be powerful in this setting, what with little girl emotions fueling magic and all.
>>29318457We need to take out the other axe. Before anyone says anything about not knowing how to duel wield, golden weapons don't work that way. I'm actually starting to get annoyed at people who haven't realized this yet. We channel the skill of the previous user.Vs Sayaka, who is by far more skilled than us at melee fights, I don't think it matters if we were using two golden weapons or one. Without channeling the skill of the current spirit inside, the golden weapons might as well be a rock in Chiakis hands. A +5 master crafted rock, but still a rock.>>29318532Yuu alluded to the girl inside the DEagle. Said something like her being a quiet girl who is always screwing up, but trying to do the right thing.
>>29318532I don't into shooters, where is this guy from?
>>29318542taking both axes will probably be the end of Sayaka and I doubt she'll allow us to get to Gorefather at this point.
>>29318540If normal girls can go MG hunting, then I'm sure there are some bad ass dudes around. We haven't seen em, but I'm sure they are there.
>>29318542Yeah. We don't know how to single wield, but here we are. There's no way pulling out the other axe could make us get beaten worse.
>>29318543Spec Ops: The LineA nice stereotypical shooter game about being as American as you can be in the Middle East.
>>29318543>>29318558Spec Ops: The Line>>29318532>>29318540>>29318542So... just like Canon Homu and Sayaka?I for one, will be waiting for the Willy Petes to fly. Misaka already mentioned some for Tiny Pete.>>29318553Case in point: Kilgore. Did anybody mention.
>>29318542>We channel the skill of the previous user.Not entirely. I get the impression that it's more like a fusion.I think the bracelets finger autocannons are a reflection of Chiak, not Yuu. Someone else wielding the bracelets would find the bracelets responding differently to them?
>>29318543Walker from Spec Ops: The Line. He goes into a ruined Dubai expecting a get-in-get-out rescue mission and ends up fucking everything up forever
>>29318571>Someone else wielding the bracelets would find the bracelets responding differently to them?Yes. Apparently, the gauntles Chiaki had looked different from Killgore's version.
>>29318553>>29318540Clearly, what MGNQ needs is a Commissar Fuklaw equivalent.Just some guy who accidentally stumbled into a Witch barrier then murdered the hell out of the Witch. He was promptly adopted by the Officio the stunned witnesses belonged to, and has been there for years.
>>29318571Yes, Kilgore's version of the Gauntlets were more gaudy/bling than Chiaki's as a pair of tasteful bangles.The autocannon fingers as well, or maybe Kilgore either didn't know or was too stunned to use them when Chiaki nearly went FoFA.
>>29318562I'm not going to give Killgore credit. He was corrupted by a Golden Weapon for his "skill."As for who is inside the DEagle... too much to speculate on, there might not even be anyone inside really. Yuu could just as well have been describing Chiaki as she is now technically.
>NECO tweetsHaha. We shoulda encouraged the idol porn thing more.
This thread has so much emotion in it, the incubators are using it to stave off the heat death of the universe.
>>29318602I'm just waiting on the one about banyana ramen.
>>29318600True, but my point being that he could still wield them even if he did steal them off Yuu.It's just funny to see one colossal fuck-up meeting another colossal fuck-up.
[x] Flesh of Fallen Angels
>>29318602what is she tweeting about?
>>29318190 >>29318194 >>29318194 >>29318221She's been saving up a lot, hasn't she? You're not that stupid, you tell her, as she circles you like a jungle cat just waiting to pounce. All the glares, the verbal barbs, the barely-kept rage that you'd always gotten from her - you'd be a fucking idiot to say that you didn't exactly see this coming.That said...well, she's angrier at yourself than you are. That's actually pretty impressive."NO! SHUT UP!" Sayaka roars at you. "No more talking. NO MORE TALKING, MURDERFACE! YOU CAN'T TALK YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!" She flings a free hand at your direction - and you barely manage to duck out of the way as three pinpoints of light dart past your face, each one solidifying into the Eversor's trademark blades as they thunk into the wall behind you. The turbulence of their flight enough to knock the Warmaster cap off of your head. "TWO YEARS, MURDERFACE. TWO WHOLE FUCKING YEARS I'VE WAITED FOR THIS."+ Blimey, you're gonna get bloody knackered. + Risa squeaks as she appears beside you, now. + Are you really pals with her and everything? Because from how she's sounding right now, it's like you fucked her boyfriend or something. +Girlfriend, you pulse back. And no, you didn't. Kyoko's a friend, just one you don't really deserve.+ Ah. Well, you're still fucked, I think. That's still a lot of issues there, more than I thought. + It's here that Risa seems to sound pensive. + Right. I guess I can do that thing I did earlier, but just enough that you're still in control the entire time, or...or, gah, this feels really off somehow...+What? What is it? For fuck's sake, pulse faster or something, you snap as you watch Sayaka stalk forward again, cape billowing out behind her.+ Yeah, yeah. I can up your defense just enough that you'd last here, maybe get into a stalemate or at least lose without getting hurt too much. The question here is, which one do you want? +How do you respond?[]Help me win.[]Help me survive.
>>29318645Idol porn
>>29318645She found out about the idol porn thing.
>>29318645Threatening to strangle filthy assistant with her own entrails. Apologizing about idol porn. Saying she got an exclusive interview with Murderface.
>>29318571>I think the bracelets finger autocannons are a reflection of Chiak, not Yuu.Umm, do you know who Yuu is based off of?Chiaki didn't need Yuu to take direct control to operate them. That's why it felt like she was in more control when she used them.
>>29318654>[X] I did not become a magical girl to survive.
>>29318654[x]Help me survive.Hopefully works out okay!
>>29318654[x]Help me win.
>>29318654[x]Help me survive.IDOL PORN!
>>29318654[x]Help me win.Time for both of us to blow off steam.
>>29318654[x] survive
>>29318654[X]Help me survive.Sayaka needs to vent, a lot.
>>29318654>[x] other"Neither. This fight is mine. And blueberry bitch tits actually needs to get this out now."
>>29318654[X] Help me survive.
>>29318654>[x]Help me survive.We need to learn as much as we can without relying on the golden weapons, not necessarily win. Hopefully, the lessons learned here will pass over to the fists and other melee weapons we find.
>>29318654>[]Help me survive.
>>29318654>[X] Help me win
>>29318654[x]Help me win.THIS IS FOR BITCHING AT US TO NOT KILL NECO
[X]Help me win.VICTORY OR DEATH
>>29318654[x]Help me win.We don't owe Sayaka anything, but we will respect her enough to not fold like a bitch and give her all that we can give.
>>29318654>[x]Help me win.
>>29318654[X]Help me win.
>>29318654>[]Help me survive.Stalemate it is.
>>29318671>implying we even remember why we became a magical girl>>29318654[x]Help me survive.We've never won yet, no reason to start today at Sayaka's expense.
>>29318654>[x]Help me survive
>>29318654>[X]Help me survive.I want to see what she makes us do. No point in trying to push this too far, just draw it out and make her get everything out of her system before we're beaten down.
>>29318654[X]Help me survive.
>>29318654[X] Help me win.-[X] "Come at me, bitch."
>2014>trusting Risa
>>29318710This is as good a reason as any. Holding back will just piss her off even more.That said, don't kill her.
>>29318654[x]Help me win.If we don't even try to win, then this really was a waste of time.Prove Sayaka wrong. Prove that we aren't a fuckup because we're going to get pitted against things FAR stronger than her and you all know it.
>>29318654[ x ]Help me win.Sayaka has a lot of issues and she is maybe right in most of them but she is still a whiny bitch who more than deserves a good beating.
>>29318654[x] help me survive, but winning is nice too
>>29318654[x] Help me win.NO BRAKES
>>29318654>[X]Help me survive.
>>29318654[X] Help me win
>>29318654[x] Help me surviveIf Sayaka wins this we'll be in her debt. We need her to calm the fuck down and hopefully letting her beat the shit out of us will do that on a more long lasting basis
>>29318654>[x]Help me winWe are the Warmaster, for fuck's sake. Helping Sayaka vent out doesn't mean we should lose.
>>29318654[x]Help me win.Anything less would be an insult to her.
>>29318654[X]Help me win.Just surviving isn't good enough. This is training. We need to get good.
>>29318654>[X] You help me survive; I'll help me win.We can handle losing. We're probably pretty used to it by now. But we're not going to just roll over, either. Shit would be disrespectful.But I'm pretty sure finally getting her chance to stand up and try and make Murderface answer for what she did with her own two hands, and having it turned on her via arbirtary magical weapon intervention would send Sayaka off the deep end.
>>29318654>[x]Help me win
It is time: Disregard golden weapon, [X] GO FULL MURDERFACE"Sit this one out, Risa."
>>29318654>[x]Help me survive.
>>29318654>[x]Help me win.That's the whole point of this. Try your best and even you fail you'll do better next time.Curling up in your shell like a turtle is pathetic and dememaning to both of the girls.
>>29318654[x]Help me survive.
>>29318654[X]Help me survive.Any sparring match you can walk away from is a win!
Fucking Neco.
They key word is CONTROL. WE will be in control. Sayaka deserves our best. Beat her in a knock down drag out fight. Earn her fucking respect. Golden Weapons be damned. Also I'd rather die than live with an insufferable Sayaka that kicked our ass.[x]Help me win.
>>29318654[X] SurviveWinning will end badly and possibly not in winning ether.
>>29318654>[X]Help me survive
>>29318654[x]Help me survive."But remember, I stay in control!"
[X] Win. I want to see Chiaki win at something. You know? For a change from getting her ass kicked. Also, hi
>>29318763Axe goes into the inventory. Out comes a deagle, and EVERY DIRTY TRICK we know.
>>29318654>[x] Help me win.
>>29318654>>[X] Help me winJust don't kill her or anything. If we hold back, she's going to hate us.
>>29318654>[X]Help me win.
>>29318769can't spell Murderface without a big M.
>>29318654[X]Help me win.Go hard or go home
>>29318654>All those tards voting for the Flesh of the Fallen Angels.
>>29318654>[]Help me survive.Let Sayaka get some of the anger out of her system.
[x]Help me win.Sallaka is not holding back, so we shouldn't either.We have status as warmaster to keep if anything.
[X] Help me survive
>>29318777Hi. I think you're just in time for the murderface experience at the way these votes are going.>>29318809We're not going to kill her, stop being a pussy.
>>29318769I knew we should have just killed her.
>>29318654[ ✓ ]Help me win.It is an insult to both Sayaka and Chiaki to do otherwise.
>>29318769It is at time like this that I don’t know if I hug her or shoot hershould probably go with shooting thought>>29318777Hi Hat, doing well?
>>29318654[x] Get the second axe out.[x] Help me win.
>>29318777the funny thing is, even if we win, we lose.
>>29318654[X] Help me survive"Trying to pull the same shit that started this mess? Yeah, nah."
>>29318809>+ Right. I guess I can do that thing I did earlier, but just enough that you're still in control the entire time, or...or, gah, this feels really off somehow...+>>29318777Hey Hat. Really liked the wedding pictures but I think Chiaki wears the suit better than a bride's dress. Both are cute though.
>>29318654Risa's my favorite GW so far, I think, nya.vote hue erry day[/spoiler
>>29318777>Implying we'll win thisGo back to tallying votes.
>>29318863Personally, I think they should both wear a dress, but Hat has already nixed that.
>>29318859Are we Kumagawa?
This is gonna be good.
>>29318823>We're not going to kill herRiiiiiiight.
Can somebody count the votes?Which one won?
>>29318877Welp.[]Help me win. Won by approximately 40 votes to 26.
>>29318908>implying there's even a difference
>>29318907She's got super regen, it's fine.
True friendships are forged in fire.Have faith, Anon. We do not want to kill Sayaka. When we pull through this, with mutual respect. she will become our steady right hand.
>>29318917I bet there was no samefagging involved at all.
Uh... I didn't expect people to actually reply... Hello? >>29318823>I think you're just in time for the murderface experience at the way these votes are going.We need more Murderface experience anyway. Anon has gotten too soft! >>29318831A little tired and sleepy. Just got done with some work stuff so I have some free time? >>29318863I like the wedding dress the best. It just feels so right, IMO >>29318881But I don't count the votes? Even when I'm doing banners I only keep track of time because I'm usually drawing while a thread is going on..
>>29318917THE HUE OF FALLEN ANGELS
>>29318929I can confirm at least one of those wasn't samefagged.
>>29318931Then don't reply and keep drawing, nigger
>>29318929Don't start that shit, man. With how popular MGNoir is, that many people reading and voting seems plausible.
>>29318929of course not anon. I'm sure here are like 30-40 lurkers that only show up during controversial votes.
Am I the only one not seeing the logic of 'we have to try to win or we're disrespecting her'/'this is training we have to do our best' arguments? This is all coming from the golden weapon, Chiaki herself will be trying no less and learning no less (maybe even more for both) by getting as little help as possible from Risa. There's no reason for Sayaka to appreciate Chiaki dipping further into the golden cool-aid - if anything, the restraint needed NOT to might impress her more.
>>29318907Well, we're not.>+ Ah. Well, you're still fucked, I think. That's still a lot of issues there, more than I thought. + It's here that Risa seems to sound pensive. + Right. I guess I can do that thing I did earlier, but just enough that you're still in control the entire time, or...or, gah, this feels really off somehow...+So unless WE actually want to kill her, it won't come to that. Unless Risa is a lying liar who lies.Also what >>29318925 said. She ought to THANK us afterwards for all the sexy scars she's going to get from this.
Don't worry dudes, Sayaka and Kyouko apparently fought all the time before they started banging. Obviously the way to Blueberry-chan's heart is by viciously kicking her ass.
>>29318963Like me.>>29318962>>29318929And Decu has 392 followers on twitter. Seems legit that we got some 60 votes
>>29318965I think Sayaka is more likely to thank us for the opportunity to give us more scars.
>>29318948>Then don't reply and keep drawingBut I'm at work, anon! I'll look really suspicious if I suddenly pull out a sketchpad!
>>29318931> Anon has gotten too soft! Softer than the softest sofa at the soft sofa store?
>>29318964>Am I the only one not seeing the logic of snipNo.>>29318977I don't even have a twitter.
>>29318979That too! Win-win for both of us!
>>29318976But I don't want to steal Kyouko's girlfriend.
>>29318980B-but I like your drawings...
>>29318985You have gotten softer than Ghost Yomi, anon. You are become the softest. It would be adorable if it weren't so frustrating most of the time. ... Wait, does this mean that Chiaki is the softest? This bears some pondering...
>>29318985I dunno, some of those softest sofas are pretty damn soft.
>>29318962>>29318977Due to MGNQ's usual times it's hard to have consistency in voterbase en masse I think.Don't get me started with the moon's horrible weather too. Which was coincidentally when the Philippines was getting flooded now that I think about itcaptcha: green antlawaIs Midori doing something with an Anteater!?
>>29318931>We need more Murderface experience anywaythat's the spirit also>>29318980get some rest when you can dood!>>29318985exactly!
>>29318965>>29318979Oh gosh, you are right, I bet Kyoko will be super happy with us carving up her girlfriend.
[x]Help me win
>>29318995We could just take up residence in the friendship area of her heart. I'm sure Bitchqueen has a big enough heart for it, right?
>>29319002>Ghost YomiWho?
>>29318964Anything with golden weapons is a drop in the bucket. Sayaka said it herself, she has been waiting 2 years for this. We can't build a working relationship on 2 years worth of corrupted toxic ground.As for training for melee fighting, that can't be done with a golden weapon. Because by default we are cheating the effort required to learn a weapon when we pick up a golden one. So even if we got good with the chain axes, we would just be shit again when Risa stops giving us her boost. If we seriously wnated Chiaki to get some serious time in with Sayaka, it needs to not have any golden interruptions.
>>29319024U and I are close, probably a typo
>>29319022Of course. We made room by killing Kirika after all.
>>29318929The binary votes have always seen the biggest vote totals. I don't know whether that's because more people vote if they don't have to write anything, or if it's because those are easier to samefag, or some combination of both. Look back to the Axe vs. Katana vote from two threads ago. I think the voting totals naturally increase as the thread goes longer, anyway, as more Americans wake up to enjoy the most exciting time of the day.
>>29318931>I like the wedding dress the best. It just feels so right, IMOI love it! Color it. Pleeeeeeeease.It is one of my favorite Chiaki arts.
>>29319012"Ooh ooh, are we using Sayaka as a pinata again? Can I join in?"
>>29319030Sayaka ASKED for it. She was the one that said to bring a golden weapon. She KNOWS we go loopy with them.Murderface delivers.
>>29318931Well, I always pegged Chiaki to be the more masculine of the two. I guess that's what's "right" for me, so to speak. Both are still awesome though.>>29319030Let's focus on clearing the air between Blueberry and Chiaki first, before anything else.
>>29319035Binary choices are easier to feel confident about.
>>29319047It's almost as if she were HOPING this would happen...
>>29319024>not knowing the softest ghost
>>29319048Double wedding dress is best anyway
>>29319047But murderface only delivers broken hopes and dreams.
>>29319012I really don't think she's going to get as upset as you think she is.Anyway, what's done is done. If bad things happen, we should focus on how we deal with the consequences, rather than get hung up on the past.
>>29319047>She KNOWS we go loopy with them.Actually, she DOESN'T know how they work. Before the training started she had no idea they were possessed by another MG. I think the most she knew was that they make people go crazy and are really powerful. She certainly doesn't know that the skill we put on display is on loan.
>>29319002>softer than Ghost Yomibut the ghost half is the softest ting in the universe!(I'm assuming that >>29319033 is right)
>>29319064Post pics.
>>29319069also ribs. and kneecaps
>>29319061Almost like she's wanted an excuse to gut murderface for 2 years...
>>29319061saying that an hour ago would have gotten your head lopped off by some peeps, I think.
>>29319002>You have gotten softer than Ghost Yomi, anon. You are become the softest. Soon, Hat-chan, soon.
>>29319061NO. NO SHADOWRUNS UNTIL I HAVE MY COFFEE YOU FUCKING FUCKER. NO.
>>29319064It's not this one, is it?
>>29319033Myon is cold!
>>29319024Oh no, my /a/ is showing! How embarrassing! I'd post some Ghost Yomi, but I don't think I have any on my phone... >>29319042I'll color it just for you, anon. >>29319068I always imagine Chiaki and Midori ad one or the other wearing the dress, usually Chiaki. Chiaki and Wendy usually has Chiaki as the suit in my mind, or double dresses
>>29319033>>29319080>not knowing Ghost YomiIt ain't Youmu
when do we grope sayaka's boobies
>>29319099>Oh no, my /a/ is showing!But you didn't tell anyone off for spoonfeeding?
>>29319108I think that with how much she hates us, it's already happened.
>>29319100post a picture of them then ya goofball
>>29319081>>29319080It's mostly an /a/ reference to Yuko from Dusk Maiden of Amnesia, who is a high school girl ghost that has been around for 60-something years and is the softest ghost in existence.Ghost Yomi is nickname, referring how she's, appearance-vise, is a ghost version of Yomi from Ga-Rei Zero.
>>29319099> Chiaki and Wendy> Chiaki and Midori> Chiaki with the Suit ussually. Magical Girl Love Replica incoming.
>>29319117Maybe she'll like us more if we fondle her boobers
>>29319108Never, we will get someone else to do it.
>>29319099The only Yomi I can think of is from Ga Rei/Ga Rei Zero
This would be so much easier if we just wanted to murder Sayaka.Everything turns up roses when all we need to do is end someone
>>29319099>I'll color it just for you, anon.You are the best Hat-chan>>29319108After the beating.who beats who doesn't matter
>>29319133That IS soft. But is it softer than Youmu?
>>29319144What the fuck is even the context of that picture?
>>29319144Yeah, let's have pinky do it. GENIOUS idea.
[x] GRAB THE BOOBLES
>>29319161That IS the context.
>>29319099>>29319100haven't being on /a/ for ages>>29319133and my that explains every ting, I have read a little of the manga but did see the anime or the discussion on /a/ sow I didn't knew the nickname
>>29319108When we both manage to disarm each other simultaneously. Rather than chase after our weapons, we'll just start grappling each other, which will lead to groping, and finally, to hatefucking.
>>29319161NTR play I think.
>>29319166>combat fondling is a forbidden ultimate eversor technique
>>29319193>It's how Kyouko first met Sayaka.You can only set people on fire so many times before you want to try something different.
>>29319183What, to compare weapon sizes or something?
>>29319177and I'm already tipping wrong due to sleepiness>>29319093also from where is this, it seems interesting
>>29319227Google tells me Zekkyou Gakkyuu. No idea what that's all about.
>>29319227Screaming Lessons, or Zekkyou Gakkyuu. It's basically a bunch of little horror stories, mostly involving elementary school kids. It's fairly light for that kind of subject matter, but I like it. And the hostess is absolutely charming.
>>29319159Youmu a softest.
>>29319238>>29319240Thanks anon and Thanks WendyI'll give it a look later, it has being a while since an horror manga caught my eye
>>29319213>it's how kharn used to introduce herself to new recruits>it is widely believed chiaki has inherited the practice>kyouko is the resident fondle-fu expert and the only way to properly teach the technique is via experience
Livedrawing Sayaka Murderbitch Adventureswww.twitch tv/elbowlick
>>29319267Every time I see that comic.
>>29319289Pinky in this one reminds me of Peacock.
>>29319289>you must be this paranoid to enterI can't believe that I only saw that now
>>29319289
>>29319289>>29319315I feel like we need a Murderface-Version of Pic related with Pancakes instead of Ice-Cream.
>>29318674 >>29318679 >>29318696 >>29318702You want to win, you murmur, wiping away blood from your nose with the back of your free hand. You don't want to just survive here - you want to win.Because as much as you want Sayaka to work out all her issues with you right here, right now - you know it'll just be another insult to her if you give her anything less than everything you can give.+ Really? Heh, that's...actually, that's pretty fucking great. + Risa grins. + You're definitely just as exciting as Kharn, kyahahaha! + It's here that your vision goes red, again, an arterial shade of crimson that covers everything - but unlike before, there's no sudden darkness, no black void to sink into. Just the red staining your sight - and a rage so powerful it left its taste on your tongue. More than your own blood ever did.+ Alright! Now, with feeling, you gits! With emotion! With zazz! +"SAYAKA!"You hear yourself roar the Eversor's name just as you launched yourself at her - and you had one brief moment to savor the look of utter surprise on her face just as you swung not just one chainaxe into her, but TWO - Gorefather torn from your inventory, the motorized teeth in its oversized smile already whirring, already roaring with unchecked fury.And for the first time in this engagement, Sayaka was the one to block. Both chainaxes roaring as they smashed into Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie's length, spitting sparks and ozone and hate as they bite into the blade's edge."What the--" Sayaka had started to spit, her brow furrowing - but you'd already broken off from the clinch, both chainaxes whirling in your grasp as you step back before charging in again a second later. Trying to catch her off guard, to knock her off balance. [1/2]
>>29319360No such luck. It's with almost insulting ease that she parries Gorefather, before ducking under Gorechild's swing coming from the other direction - and it's here that you see her finally smile as she jumps back a handful of feet, giving the both of you breathing space....Well. Seems Risa was telling the truth. You're still in control.You're breathing really fucking hard, though. In contrast, Sayaka looks like she's only started warming up."Good. That's really good, Murderface." She nods at you. "Make me break a sweat, at least, if you can't make this a fucking challenge." She swings her crimson sword once, before shoving it into the weird rifle-sheath - before crouching forward. One gloved hand grasping the sheath itself, the other poised in front of the handle....You've seen this before. Back then. Back...during Kirika...Shit.What do you do now?[]Charge.[]Defend.
>>29319373[x] Fuck you.Seriously though, charge.
>>29319373[X]Defend.DO NOT CHARGE.
>>29319373>[]Defend.Iatsi a shit, find something to throw at Sayaka until she unsheaths.
>>29319373>"Good. That's really good, Murderface." She nods at you. "Make me break a sweat, at least, if you can't make this a fucking challenge." Seems she approves. Guess we made the right decision.[x]Charge.ONE THING I'VE LEARNED FROM THE SAM DLC: NEVER FUCKING LET UP AND NEVER GIVE HER A CHANCE TO CHARGE UP HER ATTACKSKeep the pressure up, don't give her space to bust out the charged moves.
>>29319373Charge! Don't let her do any funny business. Pulse (jump, fast) at risa
>>29319373[x] ChargeAxes aren't meant for defending. We need to attack.
>>29319373[X]Defend.
>>29319373>[X]Charge.Sometimes, you have to go a little bit crazy
>>29319373Anyone want to chime in with what happened back during the Kirika fight? Memory is failing me.
>>29319373[X] Charge.
>>29319373[x]Charge."Get fucked, blueberry."
>>29319373[X] Defend, defend, defend!
>>29319373[X]Defend.Here it comes! this is going to hurt a lot dood
>>29319373[x]Charge.
>>29319407Iaijutsu.
>>29319373[X]Charge.
>>29319373If we're going to fight with Kharn's axes, we have to fight like Kharn....best case scenario, this room is going to be a writeoff.
>>29319373[x]ChargeBut do it real goddamn quick, before she does that iajutsu shit.Otherwise, [x]defend
>>29319373[X] Feint and charge. Defence will allow her to attack us unchecked, charging wholeheartedly will get us decapitated. Best is if we can fool her into making a mistake.
>>29319373[x]DEFENDMAKE A WALL WITH THE AXEIAI IS SHARP BUT HAS NO FORCE IN THE SLASHWE CAN ENDURE IT NO PROBLEM BUT WE HAVE TO COVER OURSELVES CORRECTLY
>>29319373>[x]Defend
>>29319373[x]Defend.If these axes even have that setting.
We're going to get cut in half, aren't we?
>>29319373>[X]Defend
>>29319373[x] DefendCharging only sets us up to be sliced.
[x]Charge.Eh, screw it.
> defending iai slashhahaha[x]ChargeParrying with dual-axes isn't going to happen, not at our level.I was actually surprised when Dan drew them like that, I always thought they looked more like pic related. Hard to imagine the VHROOOOOM of the chains on an axe I suppose
>>29319373>[X]Defend.
>>29319373Charge
>>29319432Not to mention she can't do powerful Iaijutsu in motion. It requires standing position
>>29319373It's time to apply some Sentai Logic:Combine Gorefather and Gorechild and charge up for our own ultimate attack! ...we do have an ultimate attack, right Risa?We should combine the two axes together (that is a legit actual thing they can do)anyways while we have the chance. Might as well try out all the modes before we're reduced to a smear on the carpet.
>>29319373>"Good. That's really good, Murderface." She nods at you. "Make me break a sweat, at least, if you can't make this a fucking challenge."It sounds like she's actually working some steam off.She might even recognize that there was some funny business and it wasn't purely Murderface being an asshole.Maybe this isn't completely horrible after all.[x]Charge.I do not believe that doing defense when we asked for the offense boost instead of the defense boost is wise.
>>2931946340k, man. Khornate axes.
>>29319373>[x]Charge.We simply don't have the skill to defend against this.
>>29319463I think Deculture drew them before for an inventory picture, and they looked like Astaroth axes with chainsaw teeth.
>>29319373>[X]Charge and ask Risa how Kharn handled this shit. Also ask if Kharn ever fought blueberry, and if so, how she won then. VICTORY OR DEATH
>>29319373Charge while using one axe as a shield. She can only strike from one specific angle.
>>29319373[X] Feint and THEN charge.Not a good idea to let Blueberry have the initiative.
>>29319373[]Charge.i dont think we can take a hit from her, might as well catch her while she is vulnerable captcha: mmocke defendedyea fuck you
>>29319463They are 40k chainaxes, no cop out semi axes there>>29319373[X] ChargeBit charge to the side she needs to draw from, iai strikes work across the body so if we move far enough to the sword's side we ruin her strike
>>29319360We need to DODGE![x] Dodge!
>>29319373[x] Feint and attack
>>29319432>NO FORCE IN THE SLASHWith the sword that uses sniper-rifle rounds to boost speed of the draw?
>>29319506Dodging Magical Iaijutsu requires Trickster tier fuckery, though.And we're working on Gunslinger
>>29319500and when all else fails, motherfucking cheat.We didn't survive this long by playing by the rules.>>29319514oh shit, i forgot she told us abut that, didn't see? took her own arm off practcing with it at one point or something?
>>29319463
>>29319524>Trickster tier fuckery, though.>>And we're working on Gunslingeractually, we're playing as a Time Wizard ;)Trickster tier fuckery we should have in abundance.
>>29319514Yes, It's supposed to give you speed. Iaijutsu wants you to cut shit like you're cutting bread.You can't do Iai by chopping things.Required precision and technique adds sharpness to the cut but lack the force that you would have in the ordinary chop.That's why It's easier to parry that shit instead of avoiding It
>>29319373
>>29319541>fuck>how did I get these blades stuck together like this>who even designed these things>I can't get them unlocked and they keep going clink when I try to pull them apart>fucking chainaxes
>>29319569Deagle a cute.
>>29319550We WOULD have it in abundance if our Time Wizardry worked properly. I don't think a chat with Pinky is something we need to have right now, though.
>>29319534"Nearly", in her own words. It's only because of her Healing that she can make it a viable move.>>29319550We can't even Timestop without Pinky fucking everything up.
So am I the only one who wants to have Chiaki toss her axes away at some point and try to drag Sayaka into a regular old fistfight? "Only a fool trusts her life to a weapon!""Hand to hand is the basis of all combat!"`
>>29319550He was talking DMC, you enormous, emoting faggot
>>29319588And give away the only chance of winning. A swell plan.
>>29319588>"Only a fool trusts her life to a weapon!"That's why you bring multiple Migs to a fistfight.
>>29319588We would get pulped in no time flat.
>>29319550>Time WizardNo you dumb fuck its Quicksilver.Christ do you even into DMC?
>>29319588Yes, because we normally rely on guns and cunning. Chiaki's not hotblooded/dumb enough to pull that.
>>29319604>"Only a fool trusts her life to a weapon! I trust mine to AN ENTIRE WING OF FIGHTER JETS"
>>29319588Might've been viable if we had the gauntlets at least
>>29319624That's not really unarmed, then.
>>29319591Go to DMC! Go to DMC! >>29319588Chiaki seems to have better reflexes than Sayaka in hand to hand, if tossing her around twice is any indication. First thread she was trying to backstab Chiaki, even. Who knows? It'd be a fun read anyway, but I doubt it'll go that way
>>29319610we need to learn Royal Guard or Doppelganger!
>>29319622I have my axe
>>29319550>time stop>viablechug draino
Now that the voting is over and it's too late to do anything about it, the best third option if we wanted to interrupt her without charging would have been to pull something enormous (like one of the MiGs) from our inventory. THAT would have fixed her wagon. But I'm fine with this fight drawing to a dramatic close within the space of a thread, since we still have a very busy day ahead of us. Assuming we don't spend the rest of it in the medical ward.
>>29319636I would rather royal guard always was my favourite
>>29319654time stop is merely the basis of our previous combat style.You can't tell me that every little cheat Murderface knows about fighting is predicated on the use of her Time Stop.
>>29319667>throwing aircraft at someone with a weapon from metal gear revengancehttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kHPouzEdw68#t=15m7s
>>29319667That certainly would have been interesting.>"Oh, you're preparing for your super charge attack? I'll just puke out two dozen MIGs all over the dojo.">"Pretty sure most of them still have live bombs"
>>29319667>draw mig>throw it in the air>bat it towards blueberry with Gorefather
>>29319636Royal Guard 2 stronk
>>29319667Which reminds me, at some point we should go down to the nearest harbor and accidentally some shipping containers for tactical deployment later.
>>29319692exactly.it isn't the basis of our style, it isn't what we use, we can't abuse it or even use it reliablyit isn't viable to bank on it.
>>29319712>>29319719So lets change our style to dynamic battlefield restructuring.Just puke out and suck up a shitload of battlefield obstacles.
>>29319725Like a fuckin' dragon
>>29319704Seems like more of a Yuu thing.
>feint, then honk her bonkers
>>29319725So what, likeCarry around like twenty different custom fortifications around in our shield?Fuck yes, that sounds awesome.
>>29319725>when one cannot win on the current battlefield> change the battlefield
>>29319712>accidentally some shipping containers for tactical deployment later.>not a steamroller
>>29319360>>29319373
>>29319740that's not even the craziest suggestion I've heard today.What's scary is that I think it might actually work
>>29319752>visit frech coast>obtain WW2 bunkers to deploy at will
>>29319752please, as if we don't have several of those knocking around inside the inventory already>anything we think of Chiaki has already done at some point in the past
>>29319752Speaking of, you think we can do that knife thing with our timestop?>>29319756ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLENNNNNNGE?!
>>29319739Wait a sec, does Yuu have leg bangles as well?
>>29319757Booby-fu stronkest
>>29319756>Well, what is it?
>>29319756Sayaka fuck off you are ruining the MurderFACE! I want more of that face.
>>29319757The HUE is strong today.
>>29319760pretty sure French have already surrendered these to someone else
>>29319752>>29319760
>>29319756Oh Sayaka..
>>29319770That's from a ball n chain I think. Yuu has 4 arms when she goes all out.
>>29319795good plan. can we store tiny pete in it as well?
>>29319790at the very least it'll probably throw her completely off her game.
We should take a gun out ourselves and shoot the sword back into the sheath.
>>29319825If need be, probably. But as a general rule no, because Misaka will pout if we keep her away from her favorite toy.
>>29319839Lets put Misaka in there too, then.
>>29319852why not half of the officio? plus facilities...why don't we build a base inside of that storage? I mean it's pretty much infinite.
>>29319852living inside the shield isn't viable, or we'd probably have withdrawn into NEETdom there years ago
>>29319860
>>29319860Why don't we stuff the entire planet inside, including us.
>>29319874WHAT IF WE ALREADY DID...oh god what if Homucifer did?
>>29319873Everytime.
>>29319889I'm pretty sure that was the setting for the Rebellion movie.
>>29319873>Kyokodoesn't even know where to put her hands first.
>>29319889>...oh god what if Homucifer did?Went into the Shield to stalk Pinky?Decu pls
>>29319899It's a little better than that, but I shan't spoil things.
>>29319899No spoilers!
>>29319921>no hugsWhere is that from?
>>29319932Here
>>29319932Hat-chan.
>>29319933I guessed that but I don't remember what it is about.
>>29319943I believe it's one of the images relating to not hugging Yuu.The other being A headpat is fine too.
>>29319896
>>29319921HOMURA AND HITOMI HAVE A KIDTHE REAL KYUUBEY IS A CHILDMAMI REACHES HER PERFECT FORMKYOKO AND SAYAKA BECOME A GUYMADOKA IS THE STRONGEST IN THE UNIVERSE BUT STILL DOESN'T DO CRAP
>>29319943Chiaki was about to tell Yuu she did a good job, hugs seemed a little to much so head pats were instead suggested and much cute was had.
>>29319953
>>29319932hiimdaisy comics originally
>>29319874I read that as "why don't we stuff the entire planet inside us" and it sounded hella lewd
>>29319985technically feasible - if we can get the whole planet in the shield, then shove the shield into us.
>>29319385 >>29319396 >>29319399 >>29319404You charge her. If you're reading her right, then she's going to do that thing that Kirika very nearly tore you in half with. And to give her an opportunity to set that kind of thing up...no. That'd be suicide. And you're not even sure what kind of bullshit that crazy rifle sheath adds to that kind of attack.As you cross the distance between you, both chainaxes roaring in your fists as you make to smash them into Sayaka - it's here that you see the Eversor tense, hunkering down even lower. As if bracing herself for impact, but making no move to defend herself from the oncoming chainteeth just begging to bite into Eversor flesh.And then - at the very last moment - even above the deafening rumble of the chainaxes' engines, you hear a single metallic click. The press of a rifle's trigger, one preceded by Sayaka's murderous grin.The sheath's explosive blast rings out impossibly loud, impossibly bright - the flash of it burning into your retinas in a smear of color, followed by the whip-quick blur of something red, long, and possibly on fire. It's here that you suddenly realize that she'd been waiting for you to charge all along - and you've stepped right into her kill zone.You barely manage to cross both chainaxes in front of you just before it hit.The first thing you remember about it, of course, and what you'll tell everyone else in the future - is the heat. The searing heat, akin to taking a flamethrower full in the face, or at least something close to it.The second thing, of course, is how much it fucking HURT.The chainaxes blocked the brunt of it well enough - but you still felt like a fucking tank just smashed right into you, the force enough to simultaneously numb both your hands up to your elbows AND rip your weapons from your now-nerveless fingers. Enough to knock you back, off center, your guard all but done with.[1/2]
>>29319961>KYOKO AND SAYAKA BECOME A GUYI can totally see that happening."Sayaka, staying by your side as we are would be forbidden love, so I talked coobs into granting me another wish and turned into a guy, now we can make our relationship official, and eventually even get married....""Umm, Kyouko, I kinda had... exactly the same idea."
>>29320014You don't exactly know how Gorechild and Gorefather ended up embedded on the training hall's ceiling, but you did see Sayaka discard what looked like the smoking ruin of her sword to the side before launching herself at you, both bloodied hands wrapping around your neck.You remember being knocked into the ground, Sayaka on top of you - and it's here that you feel her drive a clenched fist right across your face. Once, twice, the third flooding your right eye with even more crimson (she'd split your eyebrow open). Screaming something about you not being better than her, and how you'll never be able to be worth anything.Both your hands are still numb at this point, but you see them reaching up, one grabbing a handful of her cape and pulling her back away from you - the other balling into a fist of your own.+ A lot of issues. + Risa shakes her head, now squatting beside you, watching this entire encounter unfold. + I'm not even mad about her hitting me hard enough to ding me, but bugger. That's a lot of bad blood. +What do you do?[]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.[]Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.
>>29320014>we got GYOTCHABITCHED by SayakaDammit.
>>29320025>[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.MANLY BRAWL OF FUSTICUFFS
>>29320025[X]Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.
>>29320014>It's here that you suddenly realize that she'd been waiting for you to charge all along - and you've stepped right into her kill zone.Expected/10>>29320025>[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.
Our BEST. Our very best, and not a drop less! Until one of us passes out![x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.
>>29320025>[]Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.
>>29320025>[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.
>>29320025[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.We both have to work out our issues.
>>29320025[X] Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.Go for the eyes, Chiaki! Go for the eyes!
>>29320025[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.
>>29320025>[x] Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this
>>29320025[x] Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.Just let her beat us into paste. When it's finished, act like there's nothing wrong and ask her if she feels better.Then maybe work in the explanation about the golden weapons from >>29317636.
>>29320025[x] Punch SayakaShe'll only think less of us if we just give it to her.
>>29320025>[x] Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.Repression has to end sometime.
>>29320035I'd rather get GOTCHABITCHED than her clearing the space between us in a second and being taken down like some bad samurai flick[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.No holding back.
>>29320025>[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrenderJust let it all out
>>29320025[X] let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.
>>29320025>[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.
>>29320035>Charging an iajutsu user>everShould have voted for defend like us bro.
>>29320025[x] C-C-C-CROSS COUNTER
>>29320025>[]Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.except that's totally not going to happen because we never just lie down and die.>[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.If she's going to win, she's going to have to fucking EARN it.
>>29320014>>29320025[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.She can take blows better than we can, I suspect.This should also reinforce our initial thoughts: don't take on Eversors in melee, you numbnuts!
>>29320025>Punch SayakaIf we just let her have it, if we don't give her our all after all this shit started, she will never respect us. We may want to stop, but we can't. She deserves better. We deserve better. We gotta at least knock a tooth loose.
>>29320025[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.and I said that we should have defended and we need to continue fighting so we can fix tings also if we lose we have to do whatever she wants
>>29320025>[X] Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.After this, we are one step away from bloody hate sex.
>>29320025[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender."No, tell me how you REALLY feel."Make sure we get EVERYTHING out by the time this is done. Then the healing can begin.
>>29320078Yeah, I didn't know. My bad.
>>29320025[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.
>>29320025[x] Let Sayaka have it. She deserves it.Take the beating, let her work it out and prove ourselves the higher person. If we wanna piss her off, go through the sacrificial lamb routine and turn the other cheek.She'll be pissed. Really pissed. But then she might also understand why she didn't make Warmaster in a way we can't explain with words.Only intervene if it looks like she will legitimately kill us, and at that, calmly and clinically.
>>29320025[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.BRAWL TIME! WOO WOO!
>>29320025>[X] Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.Time to earn some fucking respect from the blueberry.
>>29320025[X] Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.we are not wimpy babygirl. Is fight
>>29320090>This should also reinforce our initial thoughts: don't take on Eversors in melee, you numbnuts!Anon is too soft.
>>29320025>[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.After what just happened this sounds like rather harmless fun.
>>29320094forgot my image
>>29320096HomuSaya is my hatesex OTP. Also, still in this to win. Don't give up on me again, anon. Punch her. You know you want to. Then they can taunt each other with "You hit like a girl!"
>>29320099Sayaka is a stupid, fucking bitch who's too soft to do this job. Too soft by fucking half.
>>29320025[x]Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.
>>29320025[x]hit her with the shield
>>29320078He probably did.I totally expected something like this from the charge but I didn't really like the alternative, [ defending VS an iajutsu user getting into stance] but most of them should have seen this coming from seeing her crouch down, even though that could mean she'd transition into a lowdash or somethingI also wanted to see dan draw this so fuck you guys.
>>29320025>[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.HOMU PUUUUUNCH
>>29320025[ ✓ ]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.Fight till you can no more.
>>29320108Christ you're a faggot.
>>29320138Oh yeah, let's work some Shield bash in there too!
>>29320088>we never just lie down and die.not even when it would be the smart thing to do. not even when it would be the best thing to do.Never fucking quit.
I think whatever we chose to do, we would be fucked.
>>29320025>[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.Sayaka doesn't want a punching bag, she wants someone who fights back so that it feels better when she finally grinds us into the floor
>>29320154>>29320138[x]Accidentally this entire timeline when we hit her with the shield
>>29320150Actually, it's not faggotry so much as pure Homu. I've got to give it that.
>>29320025>Kiss her for confusionhuehuehue
>>29320162If there's one thing Homura, and by extension Chiaki, is good at, it's being too stubborn to quit. Puuuuuuunch heeeeerrrrrrrr
>>29320154Are we even capable of going full on Captain America with homura's buckler?I remember her blocking some walpurgis blasts with it from the anime and her smacking Sayaka in the neck with it but..
>>29320025All I can say is that there had better be hate-fucking.
[X]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender. Unless she starts regenerating, then timestop and beat the shit out of her
>>29320176>>Kiss her for confusiononly if it's a Glaswegian kiss
>>29320025[x]Punch Sayaka, get control. No surrender.Get down from your goddamned high horse Sayaka.
>>29320139I don't think we were in a situation that we could have won (except maybe by a clever write-in). The choice was to decide how she was going to destroy us.
>ITT: healing type writing at work
>>29320176You mean bite.Let's bite her nose off, she can grow it back later.
>>29320025[x] Get a knife out of the shield and stab her in the neck.
>>29320179iunno, but she likes iron man better
>>29320186>timestopNO.Something tells me that Blueberry is pretty high on Pinky's list of favorite desserts.
Man, I'm still waiting on kyoko walking in on the two of us bloodied and screaming as we punch each other over and over.
>>29320179Well, she did consider shouting "Stars and stripes!" all the way back in thread 1.She concluded she liked Iron Man better
>>29320204Guys, we haven't really talked with Pinky since the date now have we?Chances are Pinky is still steaming boiling mad about it and the one who she wants to snack on is us.
>>29320215"Woah! And here we don't even HAVE a bearskin rug installed!"
>>29320191At least someone gets it.I hope Sallaka's grin was as wide and colgate™ as good ol Sams'
>>29320122I like HomuSaya even without the hatesex>>29320154 shield bash is a good idea since we can't use it to stop time it have to be good for something else>>29320148HOMUHOMU PUUUUNCH!
>>29320239We should get her some snacks. It's a bit like flowers but more crunchy.
>>29320025>trying to punch out someone positioned on a fucking top of youWe won't even reach her face, what the fuck, people.Guarding until she calms down is the only option that gives a chance for not getting knocked the fuck out
>>29320228Also, time stop wouldn't work for beating the shit out of Sayaka since anyone we touch is pulled into the time stop. It'd just be a fistfight in a grayscale world with Pinky spectating
>>29320025So am I the only one that thinks Sayaka's kind of -awesome- today?
>>29320215"Kyouko, please. We are trying to settle our differences like responsible adults. Now if you could very kindly step aside and let us beat the piss out of each other..."
>>29320261That wasn't an option though. The options are to keep fighting, or give up.
>>29320271lewd
>>29320025i say keep fighting and go for the pin,....the sexy awkward pin.
>>29320261We already pulled her away.
>>29320271she won't be pulled in if we're not touching her when we stop. then we can punch her and unstop
>>29320025[X] Let Sayaka get it out, but give as good as we get.Time to punch each other until we reconcile
>>29320275sayaka is always awesome
>>29320275Not really.If anything, this kind of takes her down in my estimation a little.She's just as much as a crazy stupid fucking bitch as the rest of us.
>>29320191>>29320250We had all the chances to turn It into a draw, even.But how you people figured out that charging an Iaijutsu, a style fucking BASED on reacting to attacks, is a good idea is beyond me
>>29320287It would be an unnecessary escalation. If we were fighting for our lives, sure, but the stakes aren't nearly that high.
>>29320279This is what write-in's are for...
>>29320275Sayaka was the awesomest in Rebellion.Homura called her un-Sayaka-like.
>>29320307Because some of us weren't aware of that. Maybe you could have spelled it out before?
>>29320295I mean, i get it.You can't BE a hero in a world like this one. Trying to would be enough to drive anyone nuts, and the only reason she isn't is because like any good hero she doesn't think of herself as one.But still... kinda disappointing that you're STILL kicking the new girl after all this time, Sayaka.
>>29320275I started really liking her after her flashback she -is- awesome. I hope this will be the start of a healthy (if somewhat violent) working relationship, maybe even a tentative friendship?
>>29320295Act like a bitch get smacked like a bitch and Murderface is the biggest bitch next to Sallaka.
>>29320335Would you have actually listened?
>>29320317I don't see how some special write in option would make much of a difference.
>>29320025>>29320014SAYAKA BEAST MODE
>>29320307I figured she was going to be doing a dash attack or something.I figured wrong.
>>29320348But Murderface just wants to get the job done, Sayaka wants everything her way.
>>29320335I remember some guys telling you about the nature of the style.Too bad It drowned in sea of>GET FUCKED [x]charge
>>29320374I must have missed it. Sorry about that.
>>29320295So, you are bothered when characters are fleshed out or made more human? I don't know about you, but I like characters who have flaws standing next to their virtues.
>>29320363What a bitch.
>>29320355You should have tried at least.The way I saw it was either charge in get slashed, guard up get slashed.I voted for what I wanted dan to draw because I thought we were done either way.>>29320363aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa wheres the shit eating grin.
>>29320374I was voting against charging, but do we really need to take every vote we don't like and compare it to GetFuckedGate? If >>29320191 is right people would be screaming about not charging while she was CLEARLY CHARGING UP A SUPER ATTACK YOU FUCKING MORONS, etc.Seriously, everyone complains about a toxic fanbase and no one does a thing to be better.
>>29320374This is nothing like GET FUCKED.
>but you did see Sayaka discard what looked like the smoking ruin of her sword to the sideMan we broke the cool sword.
>>29320090Puffy vulva
>>29320396>trying to psychoanalyse anonhahaha
>>29320374I didn't even know about the nature of the attack. I was just thinking "if the boss is charging a super attack, then block and counter!"
>>29320416>>29320411Fine, fine, sorry.It was a bit too much from me
>>29320025>[x]Let Sayaka have it. She deserves this.
>>29320417Nothing the nerds of the company can't fix.It's probably all the fucking heat
>>29320417I think it's the sheath that's cool. The swords are disposable.
>>29320424Sayaka set us up a no-win situation there, to be honest. We charged right into it, but she almost certainly had a B plan for if we didn't take the bait.As expected of Eversor Rank Leader.
Do we have a knife or something in our shield?
>>29320431I think GET FUCKED is starting to be like Godwin's law of MGNQ. The longer a discussion about choices goes on ext ext...
>>29320410We did try. You just refused to listen.
>>29320459hahahahahaWe have EVERYTHING in the shield
>>29320424Iaijutsu is infamous for 2 things- Being a stance that lets you charge up and then release extremely quickly, excellent for countering or staggering.- being so damn precise and strong that the attack ends up being unblock-able anyway [after a lengthy start-up]at least in vidya anyhow.
>>29320459Chiaki used to keep a combat knife strapped to her ankle, but it hasn't been mentioned in a long time.
>>29320459If there isn't a knife, there has to be at least one gun with a bayonet.
>>29320459We have a combat knife as a basic part of our inventory. It just hasn't been seen since like the first two threads.
>>29320466Then sorry.I guess it's totes on me for voting quickly and then missing it in the sea of votes afterwards. You are totally better anonymous poster and much more intelligent and informed than I am.
>>29320471>>29320475>>29320480Why are we trying to punch things then?
>>29320472So it was lose-lose either way.
>>29320465GET FUCKED wasn't even that bad; anon only got upset because Decu said we could've saved Mirai after the fact.Bringing coobs into timestop was remarkably poor decision-making, though.
>>29320489Because we forgot about the shield okay.
>>29320485Well, we did use it to stab Kirika and pin her long enough for Misaka to shoot her. That was at least thread 10!>>29320489Escalation. I want them to work out their frustrations, not kill each other.
>>29320503Well now we remember right?R-right?
>>29320489Because Sayaka knows about the shield and will almost certainly break our fingers as soon as we try and draw something from it.She's been an Eversor long enough to recognise a combat knife strapped to the leg to boot, but we might get away with employing it if her attention is on something else.
>>29320496I for one, am kinda glad Mirai didn't saved.We'd have some kinda crazy love dodecahedron with Wendy, Mami, Pinky, Mirai, Iori, AND Midori. Jesus.
>>29320489Because of the old clicheYou know, two people who absolutely hate each other get into a brutal fistfight to deal with their issues and then suddenly become friends.
>>29320014>>29320025This would have never happened if Katana were here.
>>29320531>implying one more would hurt at this point
>>29320518>EscalationWe started with huge chainaxes.
>>29320531I picture it more as Mirai would ship the fuck out of Midori x Chiaki
>>29320534But we need to be outside for that and sun must be setting!
>>29320363MGNQ manga when?
>>29320537>trusting KirikaEven worse than >trusting Risa
>>29320491Not really, the stance has a finite range and a set up time. If we'd made her come to us instead of stepping into her killzone...
>>29320531That's a septagon or a heptahedron, not a dodecahedron.
>>29320537It would have been a more appropriate way for things to have gone horribly wrong, certainly.
>>29320545Mirai and Midori seemed to me like they wanted to be a little bit more than just friends.
>>29320557Dan just really likes swords.
>>29320558>a finite rangeNormally true.Not sure about Sniper Rifle powered version.
>>29320542But it's all focused on us anon!Think of the peeps that would in all seriousness [or to just rile people up] argue for Wendy/Chiaki Mirai/Midori and that the former of both pairs are homewreckers.It's a scary thought.
>>29320537It would have gone worseTurkey carver
>>29320554After the VN, MMxMM manga, videogame, and movie are made.
>>29320558...the fight would have devolved into a staring match because neither side would move?Playing to win this is fine, but I don't want this fight to drag out for another thread.
>>29320534Don't laugh, it works.>don't get along with friend's brother>things come to a head>frail as fuck cripple>friend's brother lifts, exercises, does jiujitsu and MMA>get chokeslammed through a metal bookshelf>head leaves a dent in the drywall behind it>immediately get back up, unfazed>"Yeah, I give that about a 9">"WHAT THE FUCK">we're friends now
>>29320570Mirai did give some chaste crush vibes, to which Midori was oblivious and "She's just a friend" vibes. It would've been cute.
Not sure if it's mentioned yet but...>I can still do the corruption thing, and-- wait, no I can't, the pink lass said something about not doing it too much, or you'll be resistant to it...We should probably remember this for future reference
>>29320601Think of the jelly.Think of the "YOU DON'T DESERVE HER" vibes.I think that's why we demonify get fucked, more than giving a Midori a BFF, sadly.
Are we ever gonna throw these chainaxes like boomerangs, straight out of Getter?
>>29320612we should, does the resistance work for -all- the golden weapons or does each one have it's own?
>>29320612yes, it was.And we've had "the corruption thing" twice now.>>29320601Actually, Mirai said something as she died that put the relationship into a different light... let me see if I can find it.
>>29320598Not really.We hold Gore vertically in front of us and brace for impact.Then you go step after step closer and closer.The slash, altough powerful, is incapable of cutting through the axes, thanks to the quality of our weapon.Sayaka would be then forced to discard the style and charge us head on. Which is fine for our partner
>>29320612Oh shit. That means that the procedure might not be working as well as we thought, or that Pinky is holding back so we would use the weapons more.
>>29320662Couldn't she do that thing where she starts pacing forward while holding the stance? Not like say, sprinting, but more than just snailing forward.
>>29320037 >>29320039 >>29320042 >>29320048You grab more fistfuls of Sayaka's cape, hooking and wrapping the white mass of cloth around your arm. But instead of pulling her back and out of your face - you pull her down closer to you instead, bringing her in range of your own punch. One aimed right at her fucking mouth.There's a satisfying crunch as you connect, one that briefly makes her pause in her raving tirade - and you buck her off of you, kicking her away with a stockinged foot. She gets back up on her feet before you could even think it, and you hear her growl your name again - but you already have your shield up this time.The jolt of an Eversor smashing her fist into your shield makes another jolt of pain rocket up your already abused arm, but the pain-laden epithet that leaves Sayaka's now-bleeding lips made it feel like it was worth it.Your sight reduced to just one eye - the other's already bled and swollen shut - you stagger forward, before ducking underneath a kick of all things. You go for the leg she's standing on, trying for a takedown, but all you get for your effort is a knee right to the chin. Very nearly knocking you out but not quite....Jesus Christ, you thought she was just a fucking sword bitch. Where's all this fancy karate shit coming from?"First lesson Eversors learn is unarmed combat, dumbass," Sayaka sneers, before turning her head to spit blood on the training mat. "Come on, you little shit. That all you got? Come on if you think you're hard enough."She looks like she's going to charge, and everything just hurts.Fucking wonderful.[] I'm done. You win.[] Go for the counter.[] You call this a beating?
>>29320670Well, we do have to go back to Siberia again to finish the procedure.I think we had to return... 6 months after our first visit?
>>29320612Now all we need to is to look seriously at Yuu and say "corrupt me".Let her blush for a while and then explain that we're practicing our resistance for Kirika.Who, by the way, would totally possess us and slash the shit out of Sayaka.which would be fine for me
>>29320684>[x] You call this a beating?RUN COWARD
>>29320684>[x] You call this a beating?WIN BY GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED UNTIL THEY GIVE UP
>>29320670Either way, we need to trick the golden souls into corrupting us more....That sounds like a really fucking dumb idea, looking at it like that.
>>29320645What Mirai said then is what gave me the "chaste crush" vibe, actually. She seemed to have an unspoken crush on Midori, which she expressed as emotional support and manga encouragement. Midori gave no indication of noticing in her Barrier Arc narration and even during the recent Q&A she said she thought Mirai was really cute, but just as friend.Actually, this is making Midori sound like an erogame protagonist with Mirai ad the secret best friend route...
>>29320684[X] You call this a beating?We've had worse in our dreams. The good ones.
>>29320684[x] Go for the counter.IS THIS THE CROSS COUNTER OPTION?I HOPE THIS IS THE CROSS COUNTER OPTION.
>>29320679Still unable to break our guard.It's US who want to close the space
>>29320684[X] You call this a beating?
>>29320684>[X] You call this a beating?YOU'RE FUCKING SOFT, MIKI
>>29320684>You call this a beating?"You hit like a girl."
>>29320684>[] Go for the counter.
>>29320684[x] Stop time and punch her in the face a couple thousand times.
>>29320684[X]CROSS COUNTER
>>29320684>[X] You call this a beating?
>>29320684>[X] Go for the counter."I HAVEN'T HAD THIS MUCH FUN IN MONTHS!!!"
>>29320684[x] You call this a beating?"If you're magically healing, does that mean I get to pull out a cheap trick too?"
>>29320684Go for the counterMad laughing
>>29320684welp
>>29320684[X] You call this a beating?[X] Go for the counter.
>>29320684>[X] Go for the counter.>[X] You call this a beating?Time for the homu-stubbornness
>[x] You call this a beating?
>>29320684[x] tauntDo show me how much of inferiority complex you still have[x]hope to cross counter
>>29320684[X] you call this a beating?
>>29320684[X] You call this a beating?[X] Go for the counter.Pull something from shield if possible.
>>29320725You make the cutest Sayakas Dan.
>>29320715[x] This.
>>29320684[x] You call this a beating?Chiaki's had foreplay worse than this, and she hasn't even fucked Kharn!
>>29320684[X] You call this a beating?then[X] Cross counter yesssss
>>29320700I can't find it, dammit. But something I remember reading about that she'd have been happy to Midori's friend if she was more like she was now?Crush isn't the word I'd use, but perhaps it's as appropriate as anything else
>>29320684[x] Laugh at her.[x] Go for the counter.
>>29320725Pfffft, Sayaka would be a bad warmaster. Too many scruples.
>>29320684>[] Go for the counter.>[] You call this a beating?Why not both?
This is getting really lewd.
>>29320684>[X] Go for the counter (i.e. pull out a gun and shoot her in the leg)"The first thing vindicares learn about unarmed combat against eversors... don't"
>>29320715[x]might as well>not now, busy punchingto Pinky
>>29320757I think I know what you're talking about. I think that part was in the Ramen shop
WE'RE JUST GETTING THE SOFT OUT OF OUR VEINS
>>29320715[x] If it works, this would be awesome.
>>29320777[x]I so hope we could pull this offAlternatively,>training over, gotta prepare for work
>>29320768that's why Kyoko would be her equerry and deal with the oozy shit, so that Sayaka wouldn't have to.Infact, that's basically the setup we've got now with Chiaki acting as a disposable meat shield to deflect the first big shitstorm incoming.
>>29320715But I don't want pinky interrupting sayaka time.
>>29320684"MORE! MORE! MOOORRRRREEE!"
>>29320715[x] do it
>>29320684[x] Go for the counter.
[X] You call this a beating?I thought you were some kind of prodigy, Sayaka.
>>29320715no way, don't.
>>29320783Get all the softness out, anon. Don't wuss out on me anymore. Sometimes it's okay to be Homura and sometimes it's okay to be Murderface.So be stubborn, be ruthless, and don't let Sayaka win this.
>>29320815She's a prodigy at being soft.
>>29320793>ablative murderface shielding
>>29320715Maybe not a couple thousand. That would take too long. But it's the best way.
>>29320777I like it, but this is Eversor training time.We're trying to be more Eversor, and less Vindicare at the moment.
>>29320843You really just want Pinky-chan to see us all beat up by Sayaka, don't you?
I just had the strangest idea.What if the training room has surveillance cameras. And this fight is being recorded. And broadcasted in the building.The recording of Sayaka and Chiaki beating each other to exhaustion would probably be very popular. Maybe.
>>29320852Being more Vindicare would be fine if we didn't stick ourselves in Eversor fights.
>>29320684[x] Go for the counter[x] You call this a beating?Should she charge, crouch and take the knife, place it in front at the last moment and brace for impact.Should she not [x] [X] Go for the counter (i.e. pull out a gun and shoot her in the leg)"The first thing vindicares learn about unarmed combat against eversors... don't"
>>29320684[X] Go for the counter.[X] You call this a beating?
>>29320715Time stop is a bad idea for MANY reasons.But most importantly it's completely impractical for melee combat when any contact with another person will break time stop for them.
>>29320684[x] You call this a beating?[x] Go for the counter.This is a learning experience. NEVER SURRENDER
>>29320684[x]Use Shield to dispense Golfclub.
YOU THINK THAT CORRUPTION STUFF WAS ME BEING ANGRY? IT DOESN'T EVEN RATE BEING OUT OF BOOZE IN THE MORNING.
>>29320866absolutely. But the nature of the business we're in means we're getting into a lot of Eversor fights.Which is why we're here, trying to be more Eversor and less Vindicare.Which is why capping Sayaka would be counter-productive
>>29320684[x] SHIIIIIIIEEEEEELLLLLLLLLLD
>>29320866Which is why we're doing this training.
>>29320877FINE.Stop timeTake the chainaxeDo a baseball strikeHOPE YOULIKE THOSE EVERSOR TRAININGS
>>29320684[X] "You call this a beating?"[X] Go for the counter.
>>29320889>Which is why capping Sayaka would be counter-productive>>29320881, on the other hand, would be entirely appropriate.
>>29320895I think this stopped being training at post one and became stress relief for Chiaki and Sayaka...
>>29320909True, but going for a gun during a proper vent-brawl is probably poor form, even among magical girls.
>>29320684I bet she'd be steaming in her panties if she saw this.
>>29320908>Make to go for shield>wait for Sayaka to counter>pull knife with other handscore
>>29320889I'm actually pretty surprised we're not training up for the deagle/katana comboseems like the right set-up for a vindicare turned eversor
>>29320684>>29320684>[x] Go for the counter.All or nothing.I don't want to see Chiaki's pathetic bluffing.
>>29320909>>29320916There is only one way this can end hatesex hatesex hatesex"this never happened"[/Spoiler]
>>29320925Replace that katana with either a shortsword or saber and I'm in. The strength of blows we take would shatter a katana in no time.
>>29320925We'd like to but we're afraid Kirika's brand of stupidity might be infectious.>Kirika KootiesI fully expect that we'll be using the Katana before the end, though.>>29320950>pathetic bluffingWe came into this world with our heart literally ripped out
>>29320950...This S feeling...
>>29320950I wonder if this is what everyone's first day of Eversor training is like.
>>29320684>everything just hurtsSTILL FEELS BETTER THAN WHEN I WENT TO SLEEP DRUNK IN THAT ONE BAR ERRYDAY
>>29320950You are enjoying this immensely, are you not?
>>29320925that would've been cool, yes...
>>29320970Golden shit is pretty much indestructible
>>29320981ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?
>>29320963You fool, this IS the hatesex.If one of us gets pregnant, what are Sayaka and Chiaki going to tell Midori and Kyoko?
>>29320990>all that softGood thing we didn't then.
>inb4 koobs crawls out from under something and starts talking about how he's glad he reserved the cleanup crew for the silent room because he's gonna need it for this mess.
>>29320925It really is the best option for Chiaki. Or she should just stick to Yuu.
>>29321002But that's not how you get pregnant!They haven't even gotten close to holding hands yet. And Sayaka's still wearing her gloves, too.
>>29320994Yuu got cut up pretty bad in the last fight.
>>29321027neither were viable options for this particular encounter
>>29321033Kirika is pretty much born for this though
TOUCHHERBOOBERS
>>29321027Bangles would be the best if we got to level of mastery where we could activate/deactivate on command and be able to take potshots once unengaged
>>29320976Depends on the Eversor. Wendy had to go through Miss Marigold who is leagues more batshit than Blueberry is.Then again, your Instructor probably wouldn't have the hateboner Sallaka has for Chiaki.>>29320950Needs more stubborn determination, Chiaki didn't have her heart claw out for nothing.But it's funny anyway.
>>29321033The damage repairs itself
>>29321038Yuu wouldn't have provoked Sayaka. We would have gotten some training done and gotten one step closer to using Yuus 2 extra fists. If only she wasn't injured.
>>29321029You've clearly never had hatesex as hard as these two are having.
>>29320972I think the overall quest will force us to, at a minimum:-Acquire all twenty golden weapons-Confront all twenty souls inside the weapons-Become proficient with at least four or five of the golden weapons We will only run into more plot contrivances if we insist on trying to stick to the same one or two for every situation. So yeah, I'm cool with the katana whenever.
>>29321061Over time. And I don't think enough of it passed between that fight and now.
>>29320920Hey NECO, if we had shot Noriko during the time stop at the concert who would have you had to replace filthy assistant?
>>29320950That's not Chiaki is at the moment. She is badass stubborn, not little kid stubborn.Hmmpf!
>>29320684Meanwhile! In another world...!
>>29321074>Yuu wouldn't have provoked Sayaka.I'm not so sure.Yuu's pretty hardcore about her fighting. She thought a lot of being able to fight Kharn, IIRCProbably wouldn't have been the same KIND of provocation, but I wouldn't rule it out entirely.
>>29321131Holy hell, that would be an even more annoying Sallaka-tan than bitch Sayaka.
>>29321131[BITCH END]yaaayy /sarcasm
Chikuwa soon anons.
>>29321131I'm sure we can find a way to NTR Kyouko without needing to beat up Sayaka, don't worry.
>>29321152Yeah, i am expecting it too
>>29321152such is ever'n the fate of a good MGNQ thread.
>>29321131You forgot crazy, saw-teeth, grinning Kirika over Homu's shoulder
>>29320684Tablet slowly dyingggggg
>>29321131It was the funny the first time but don't have to be such a baby about it dan.
>>29321185Awesome!
>>29321185yet you delivered, thank you!
>>29321185"The last time we met, I was but the learner. Now I am the master"
>>29321131>Sayaka still has limbs1/10
>>29321185That's brilliant.
>>29321195I think you're reading entirely too much into it.
>>29321185Now that's a good one!
>>29320684I'm going to draw Sayaka like this from now on.
>>29321244Why does Sayaka have pants
>>29321266because she knows Murderface too well
>>29321244Sayaka so cool!>>29321266Boots, anon. Tall ones.
>>29321244If we'd taken Kirika that sword in our head would be her.
>Sayaka acting like it's a big accomplishment to beat the person you're teaching melee combat in a melee battle.Holy inferiority complex, batman.
>>29321290She's letting go of 2 years of repressed anger. Let her have some fun/
What if Kirika isn't the one in the sword?
>>29321244Murderface is totally looking up Sayaka's skirt here.
>>29320694 >>29320695 >>29320702 >>29320714 >>29320718+ I think you'd better just stay down, yeah? + Risa looks almost concerned here. + Look, okay, you've pretty much just stood up to everything she threw at you. I'm impressed, and that's really bloody 'ard to do. But cripes, you're gonna get yourself killed here-- +You ignore the shadow's attempt to make you see common sense - before stepping forward yourself, both fists clenched. ...Sayaka promised you a beating, you remind the Eversor in front of you. She calls THIS a beating? The bitches you wasted back at the concert put up more of a fight."Still running your mouth off, huh? Still got to have the last word? Fine. I'll shut you up for good this time." A rustle of bloodstained cape, and you watch as Sayaka rushes you, one clenched fist clearly ready to face-fuck you into unconsciousness.Gritting your teeth behind a smile you didn't exactly feel, you lunge forward at the same time, to meet her charge - throwing your own punch one heartbeat after she threw hers.You're running out of ways on how to describe being hit by an Eversor, but there's probably no other way to describe the punch - that broke your cheekbone as you soak it with the side of your face - as REALLY FUCKING PAINFUL.But as much as that hurt, it didn't stop your own punch - your clenched fist cracking solidly against the side of Sayaka's jaw, the impact enough to whip her entire head to the side - from making you feel like a million dollars. Moreso when you finally behold the Eversor's eyes rolling up into the the back of her head, before crumpling on the floor in a boneless heap.You blink your one good eye, here, before glancing at your bloodied fist, and then at the supine Sayaka bleeding all over the training mat.[1/2]
>>29321323What if Mumi is the one in the sword?
>>29321315We're Chiaki "Murderface" Matsuda. We kneecapped fun, then let it to die in a pool of its own blood.
>>29321335. . .Wait. What?+ Holy shit. You just...no. + You could hear the disbelief in Risa's voice. + Really? Unfuckingbelievable. +Did...did you just win? Did you just knock your Equerry out? Your own Eversor Rank Leader?+ Either that, or she's just taking a nap before gutting yer shit, + The shadow pulses, just as she crouches beside Sayaka. + Nope. She's out like a goddamn light, boss. That's that. You won. +That's...wow. yeah.You'd like to say something cool, here. Like...'the outcome was already decided before it even began', or something.Then again, you were too busy joining Sayaka on the training mat, your own consciousness leaving you.Oh, well.You'll never let her live THIS down, at least.
#rekt
>>29321347YESYESDID YOU SEE THAT, BITCHESDID YOU FUCKING SEE?Or well she's just giving this one to us, never know.
>>29321347WHAT
>>29321335>>29321347Well...WELL.Huh. Did NOT see that coming.
>>29321347Can we have a last word?likeggno re
>>29321347>The shadow pulses, just as she crouches beside SayakaWait, we could use Risa for scouting and shit? I mean it looks like she can see things from her own point of view. We need to remember to test this shit later.
>>29321347that's our fucking little Murderface, alright
>>29321347The ritual Punch Out was a success!We are best buddies from now on!
Glass jaw? Hahahaha!
You know, aside from the whole jokes thing, Risa seems pretty ok.So long as we don't agree to anymore of her shitty jokes, I think it would be fine to use the axes.
>>29321375>Dan's face when
>>29321347Still feels like we lost the war.
>>29321347We are still the top S in the Officio.
>>29321363How can she be "giving it to us"? She was knocked unconscious. I don't know how she could fake that. Not unless the Risa is lying to us.
Inb4 chiakuwa.
>>29321347[X] FALL ON TOP OF HER!Whoever finds us needs to know this wasn't a tie!
>>29321347Yuu would be proud
>>29321347And that's that! New thread on Friday night! Thank you for your participation, feedback is always great!No writeups still this time I think, so questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>29321347Okay, I didn't see that coming...
>>29321391probably. Thanks to fucking regen she'll be right as raid and up and about long before us.
DID YOU KNOWCROSS COUNTERS ARE PERFECTLY CAPABLE OF ONE-SHOTTING ANYONEIT IS BECAUSE ONE LUCKY HIT IN THE JAW CAN RATTLE YOUR BRAIN SO HARD YOU LOSE CONSCIOUSNESSBut yeah, I did not see that coming
>>29321347[x] TEABAG HER.Oh and go yank the axes out of the ceiling.
>>29321347Fall on top of her. There needs to be proof that she went down first...Hopefully we don't or do fall in a compromising position like face first on her chest.
>>29321395Then Kyoko walks in
>>29321401Is it possible for us to NTR Kyouko by sleeping with Sayaka?
>>29321401Were there any choices we could have made here that would have ended with us losing the fight?
One could say that weMURDEREDHER FACE
>>29321401What happens if we try to pull an item out of our inventory that is larger than the space we're in?
>>29321401There's a recording of our fight somewhere right?
>>29321347Sayaka wakes up. We're standing over her, puffing a smoke.[x] "Am I hard enough, Sayaka? Hard not to be. You're /soft./ Softer than the softest sofa in the soft sofa store."*Puff smugly, then reach down and give her a hand getting up*[This idea only works if we wake up before she does]
>>29321384agreed
>>29321401Would Yuu be proud of our knockout punch?
>>29321401What was Sayaka's Training Regiment before golden weapon fuckery?
>>29321401Hahaha?
>>29321401What's the average life expectancy of a Magical Girl in the Ninth, and how does it compare to the life expectancies of other Officios?How frequent is Warmaster turnover in the other Officios?
>>29321401That was excellent! And the fact that you had Risa chickening out just in time for the final blow against Sayaka? Perfection! Damn you nailed everything in this thead! Thank you so much for running today, for running this to begin with and for being excellent!GOOD JOB!
>>29321427giving up
>>29321439I get the strangest feeling we'll be waking up in a med bay somewhere.
>>29321401Is Murderface's fists secretly a golden weapon? How did we knock out a regen bitch?
>>29321457>I get the strangest feeling we'll be waking up in a med bay somewhere.No shit.
>>29321431If It is, then Sayaka's reputation is as much as dead.Screaming out your complexes while punching out your class-wise inferior superior?And losing at that?Oh boy
>>29321401i dont know why i feels its important, but you you tell us the date or at least time of year in game?
>>29321401Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!I didn't think we'd see the end of this fight in this thread but here it is!does healing come next?
>And then Dan was too stunned to ever draw again
>>29321400We have to gush to her about this later!
>Cleanup crew arrives>"Are you guys done with the training rooms ye...">Golden axes embedded in the ceiling>Sayakas HFB ruined and discarded to the side>Blood everywhere>Both girls are KO
>>29321457I find it more likely that we'll wake up in a chair in QB's office, with him looking at us with his smug expression, and making some comment about how maybe Chiaki's arms aren't so noodly after all.
>>29321466We wouldn't show it to the scrubs.
>>29321457Our first words to Sayaka on waking up should be "good session. We'll pick it up tomorrow."
>>29321401How many points was Sayaka worth to Risa?
>>29321457What's the timeline on that remaining mission again?
>>29321461She wasn't regenerating and we weren't stopping time and just shooting her between the eyes. It's common courtesy. She'll probably wake up before us though
>>29321472>two brutally powerful fighters girling out over that totally sweet haymaker one threwWhy is this so adorable?
>>29321468It is too late in the month of you could have stopped it and the year why didn't you listen>>29321472Stop being so soft.
>>29321485Sayaka isn't dead.I'm guessing she'd be around 8 or 9 thousand
>>29321485Oh god this!But does it even count? She is still alive after all.
>>29321477>implying It isn't on the net already>implying It wasn't streamed live by one of the fangirlsNaive
>>29321466there'll be a recording, but it'll be for Koobs eyes only.Any security recordings will have been deleted on the authority the warmaster & her equerry.
How did we win? We were really getting #rekt, then we put everything in one punch that knocks her out?Our punch broke her spine, didn't it?>>29321474>Both girls are KO>Chiaki on top of Sayaka
>>29321335>>29321347FUCKINGBRUTAL
>>29321395>>29321417YES.I want whoever scheduled this room next to walk in, see mangled weapons embedded in the walls and ceiling, and Murderface and Sayaka bloody and unconscious, lying in each others' arms. And then I want that girl to send a picture to NECO as an anonymous tip.
>>29321474>>Golden axes embedded in the ceilingHope nobody gets killed.>>29321498I sure hope our girls aren't that dumb. If they are we're going to have to do something about it. OTOH we might enjoy that.
When we wake up, we have to look Sayaka in the eye and whisper: "Three out of three"
Two Rank Leaders have been beaten up by us. Come on guys, let's get the whole set.
>>29321492Maybe we unlocked a new specter scoring system where you get points for beating people that hate you into being your friend? Maybe Sayaka's dead on the inside now?
>>29321457>>29321463I can already see the Medicae trying to fix us after that fight."Get Kyoko and Midori in here, stat! These idiots need full dose each of Girlfriends Tits if they're going to recover!""Doctor, the Warmaster! She's not responding!""Dammit, she's an ass girl... Midori! You'll need to bend over the Warmasters bed! Nurse, get ready to apply the Warmasters hands!"
>>29321508It was a counter. So her(sayaka's) momentum add to Chiaki's punch.
>>29321509Who's getting punched here?
>>29321426Sure! If you'd like to, please vote for it!>>29321430It ends up outside.>>29321431Well, there should at least be grainy CC video, but nothing too spectacular.>>29321447Definitely!>>29321448A lot of training and endurance exercises!>>29321427By going total defense. Sayaka would've been pissed.>>29321452I think I answered this before, but the Ninth offers quite a long life expectancy, up to three years. The Eighth has a very short one, probably six months to a year, while the Thirteenth is ten years up to retirement age.Warmaster turnover is pretty rare, but not unheard of. Either they die or they retire, which happens every five to six years.>>29321453Ahh, thank you!
>>29321532Ironically, Sayaka basically fell for the melee version of exactly the same trick she used on us with her sword
>>29321530"CLEAR!"
>>29321498>implying all this time Mami wasn't outside of the room, fidgeting in place and acting like a kid listening to her parents arguing
>>29321347>>29321347>>29321347WELCOMETOTHEMURDERFACEEXPERIENCEBITCH
>>29321550>Sure! If you'd like to, please vote for it!Nooooooooo, bad Decu, don't encourage them!
>>29321532She must have tripped all the loser flags with her speeches.
>>29321550>Well, there should at least be grainy CC video, but nothing too spectacular.But it's good enough to lord over Sayaka, yes? You can tell that it's her getting knocked the fuck out by noodle arms?
>>29321560But Mami is the motherly character. She's going to be standing there when both of us wake up in the same hospital room and glare at the two of us with her hands on her hips.
>>29321560nah, not Mami. She be too busy being Keikaku all over the placeKumatora, maybe?
>>29321569>LEft eye not bloody
>>29321476I can see that happening. Smug little shit.>>29321478Yes...
>>29321569EXTREEEEEEEEEEME
>>29321581They're not noodly, they're just out of practice.But apparently, not anymore.
>>29321569I reckon we're a lot bloodier than that, but it doesn't stop this being fantastic. Thanks.
>969 PostsNice.
>>29321569Chiaki needs "the ride never ends" printed on some knuckle dusters.Made of gold, of course.
>>29321581I don't think so.This has all the makings of a "we shall never speak of this again" situation.
>>29321569Momma said knock you ouuuut
See?It all worked out fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
>>29321583>KumatoraKyoko is trying to reassure her by saying we're making friends.
Yuu is rubbing off on us. Get our shit wrecked with the axes, so we KO her with a single cross counter.We don't need endurance training, we need STRENGTH training.
>>29321646>Yuu is rubbing off on us.I wonder if that might not be literally true. If we didn't pick up a little of her hand to hand training while synced with her, or something?
>>29321461The golden weapons really give an edge, and you basically forced Sayaka to use her trump card, which she doesn't really use all that often because of how much the blowback hurts. Still, that with a bit of luck, too!>>29321468Probably about April or so, middle of.>>29321485She didn't kill her, but Risa would have put her up at 75K.>>29321569Dan I love youuuu>>29321581Most definitely!
>>29321670>Most definitely!PREPARE THE GLOATING MACHINE
>>29321670>her trump cardA powered punch that also harms her?
>>29321670>Most definitely!I wonder if Sayaka would regret keeping NECO alive if that video were to... get out.
>>29321670>She didn't kill her, but Risa would have put her up at 75K.Daymn son.
>>29321709in that case we keep a private copy.Doesn't get leaked until Sayaka is warmaster, though.
>>29321401All this better result in some kind of weekly meguca fight club.EVERSOR TRAINING FOR EVERYONEBOND WITH YOUR FRIENDS BY BEATING THE SHIT OUT OF EACH OTHER
>>29321670>75K.I thought she said the top end for sparklies was 10k....Oh who the fuck am I kidding expecting consistency to Risa's thinking.
>>29321740>implying that isn't what already happensIt's like you don't even know what Eversors are.
>>29321755I mean EVERYONE, not just the Eversors.
>>29321743She would've taken into account the fact that Sayaka is one of your friends.Betrayal is a really high score multiplier.>>29321707No, the quick-draw attack with Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie!
>>29321740>>29321769>"MIDORI! LET'S SEE YOU GRIT THOSE TEETH!"
>>29321777>Betrayal is a really high score multiplier.EVERY SINGLE THING WE LEARN ABOUT HER EXPLAINS MORE OF KHARN
>>29321777>Betrayal is a really high score multiplier.Any other multipliers we could use?
>>29321777So Kharn became a Betrayer to ceese out points?Smart
>>29321777>Betrayal is a really high score multiplier.... How many points was Malal worth?
>>29321809Enough that we know that Kharn didn't do her in deliberately because she'd have been worth more than Kharn's entire point total.
>>29321670Thanks for the thread, Decu!
>>29321777Are there going to be any Risa pics?
Remind me to outright ask Neco about Homura Akemi
>>29321777I'm late for this but thanks for running!How mad Sayaka is right now?
>>29321837>Nyaa? What do you need the Filthy Assistant for?
>>29321848knockedthefuckout/10
>>29321857...fuck me, it makes perfect sense.
>>29321401Thanks for the run! Unable to participate really, but still a rising way to start the morning!
1000 posts topped.
>>29321885I reckon it's either Assistant or Neco herself.the early Malal involvement makes a certain kind of sense if you were trying to keep someone from becoming a Meguca, and if you were trying to peg what Homura might have become if she wasn't a magical girl, you'd struggle to do much better than reporter. (Remember our disturbingly good knowledge of cameras?)
>>29321670So when we get a manga of mgnq are you going to hire dan to illustrate it?And let him do sayaka real bitch adventures as omake?
>>29322031>So when we get a manga of mgnq are you going to hire dan to illustrate it?I'd kick in for that.
>>29321973>But she really cares about Titties McRamenbutt, it's pretty adorbs nya~ Max adorbs, I'm kinda jelly>I think she's the kind of person that's only scary when it matters, or something? Otherwise she's sort of adorable <3>She reminds me of my assistant, just thinking about her makes me want to bully her... Her tears are delicious, nya...SHNYADORUNS MAX
>>29321973>>29322054Didn't Decu already say once that this universe's Homu was already contacted?
>>29322099
>>29322099By Malal?
>>29322099We got a flash of her image when QB was cycling through a massive lot of MG pictures on a computer screen in one of the earlier threads I believe.
Malal has contacted EVERYONE.>>29322258There are no shortage of Homi-look-alikes in the Noirverse
>>29321777>Betrayal is a really high score multiplier.KHAAAAAAAAAAAAARNRisa being in the golden axes explains so many aspects of her personality. It's fucking unbelievable. She's dumb as bricks, and Risa was telling her to murder the shit out of everything to get the high score. AND THAT'S WHY SHE AN ENTIRE OFFICIO. TO GET POINTSFUCKING KHARN
>>29322258No I think it was in a question session after a thread. Someone asked about the local Homu and deculture said that she had universe magic. Maybe I remember wrong
>>29322305Then when she lost the axes she got softer than a pillow.
>>29322305>THAT'S WHY SHE AN ENTIRE OFFICIO.nope.She didn't get the axes 'til AFTER she started that war.Kind of a shame, really. Would have really pumped up her half mil score.
