Twitter: @HeroRena>Last time on HERO QUEST!>The annual Hero vs Villain field day! It was an intense contest with the best Heroes and Villains competing! Team Rena, consisting of Chet Manlystache, Anti-Hero, and Robomaid, won nearly every contest before finally losing at the Egg Race! Team Biggie Smalls (Magical Girl Sparkle and Monster Marauder) managed to win and were awarded with a trip to a beautiful resort.>Rena got a new car and drove off to have ice cream with all of her friends.
>>29297217>We now join out hero relaxing on the couch with Robomaid. The two of them are watching a show about a cop who's lost his partner and has a rookie set up as his new one."You sure you don't want any of this? They're really good."RM: "No thank you, mistress. Not only do I not need to eat but I'm not sure what you are consuming legally qualifies as food.""-munch- But it tastes good."RM: "It was designed to. Mistress, you have literally hundreds of thousands of dollars stuffed away here. Why do you insist on eating such things?""Hey, just cause I'm filthy rich doesn't mean I need to act like it."RM: "But... Very well, mistress."Man. Robomaid is cool and all but she can be a bit of a mood killer. Woman's gotta loosen up and learn to just enjoy things. All she does is sit around and watch me clean or ask me questions.
>>29297306She's kinda right. You could do with buying a house, making an HQ of your own, and all that.
>>29297306>I'm not sure what you are consuming legally qualifies as foodWhat exactly ARE you eating, anyways?
>>29297306>Man. Robomaid is cool and all but she can be a bit of a mood killer. Woman's gotta loosen up and learn to just enjoy things. All she does is sit around and watch me clean or ask me questions.Open her back panel and check her settings.
>>29297306Then you shall ask her a question instead!Ask her what does she like. Or you know, some girly, non-robotic stuff in general.
>>29297306Ask her what she does for fun (other than cleaning), and maybe see if we can do that. All else failing, maybe we should look at those animoos that she seems to like so much. Maybe we can get inspiration for some fun.Also, get somebody to invest all that money for us, we can just live off of it and never have to work again.
>>29297306What does it taste like?
ask what she does for fun?
>>29297306You're her sensei. Answering questions and teaching her stuff is your job. So, teach her how to relax a bit. See what she likes and what would she like to do, that stuff.And you could go spend some of that money on some new stuff, maybe a new kitchen or stuff like that. Put the rest away somewhere safer for keeping.
>>29297390YUMIts written on it.
>>29297306Your still stuffing money in your bed, didn't you set up a bank account yet?
>>29297306assign robomaid to VIDEOGAMESDitch the YUM, as it is empty, get sum TASTY
>>29297306Ask about her. What she likes to do and stuff. Gotta get to know our new roomie ^^
>>29297306Ask Robomaid if she'd like to try getting a hobby!
>>29297500>assign robomaid to VIDEOGAMESWe could have her farm shiny pokemons for us.
>>29297306Get her drunk.
>>29297306We should take her somewhere and teach her the ways of having fun. Like a theme park or something!
>>29297600I don't think she can drink either.>>29297411Like... Sugary Garlic."So, Robomaid. What do you do for fun anyway?"RM: "Clean.""... No, I mean like... For fun. Do you have any hobbies?"RM: "Cleaning.""Besides cleaning. Just don't say cleaning when I ask you what you do for fun, okay? Now, what do you do for fun?">Robomaid stays silent. She just sort of trembles a bit."So... All you do is clean? Is it really fun or is it just cause you were made to do that?"RM: "I enjoy cleaning. It is fun for me."I think her fun box is broken.>>29297399"Can you lean over for a second?"RM: "??? Sure, mistress.">Robomaid leans forward as Rena crawls over to her. She undoes some ties on the back of Robomaid's outfit.RM: "Mistress... What are you doing..?""I'm checking out something.">She finds a panel and opens it. It's filled with dozens of buttons and switches with their labels written in Japanese."Where is the 'fun' button?"RM: "Mistress you should not use that phrase... Also I can assure you that my fun levels are within perfectly acceptable boundaries."
>>29297757Rena, you'll just fuck up, don't mess with her heart.
>>29297757Just find 性欲 and turn it all the way up.
>>29297757Fiddle with her buttons Rena, it's perfectly safe.
>>29297757Randomly change her settings.
>>29297757Just... don't fiddle around too much on her parts, Rena.You might pull off her morality core or something.Do we know any robotics experts in the Hero HQ?
>>29297757Smash buttons at random, it might work.
>>29297757use google translate to find out what all the buttons and levers say
>>29297757Is there a DVD slot.Put in Terminator 2 and see what happens
>>29297810Seems legit!
>>29297757Rena, you cant just go playing with other girls' fun boxes like that. How would you like it if someone unceremoniously jammed their fingers inside your own fun box?
>>29297810This kind anon clearly knows his Japanese. Let's try to do this.
>>29297757This will end in tears and sweat
>>29297810Yes. Trust this anon.He knows what he is doing.
>>29297844>not RobocopDo you even JUSTICE?!
>>29297757You are messing with her brain in soul, Rena!Pull out!
>>29297757Don't touch anything until you translate it all.
>>29297810>性欲Rena has no interest in anyones libido.
>>29297757...Yeah, go with >>29297810
>>29297810Sounds like a plan
>>29297810YES
>>29297757We have to know somebody who can read moonrunes. Go bring her to the hero organization, see what we can find out. Also, they might help us remove any weird or lewd programming her creator left in her.
>>29297810Ohohohoho, this is a good one.
>>29297757Don't go fiddling too much. Contact someone who knows Japanese or things about robots.
>>29297925Nonsense anon, clearly 性欲 means 'fun'!
>>29297810That failing, find the シット and turn it to the maximum.
>>29297946Monster Marauder seems like the type...
>>29297757We don't know moon or anything about robots. Better find someone who does.
>>29297868But I don't have a fun box.>>29297810Hmmm......Ah, there it is! It's at 0. Maybe that's why she's not having any fun."I'm gonna twist this dial, okay?"RM: "Wh-what does it say..?""I dunno.">Rena turns the dial all the way to 100. Aaaand a little bit past that. It's at like 110 now.>She sits back and watches the results of her.>For a moment nothing seems to happen other then some shudders and gasps from Robomaid. Finally she turns and faces Rena.RM: "Oh, mistress~"Hmm...I can't tell if she's having fun or hungry.
>>29298040Suggest you play a game to see what happens.
>>29298040>But I don't have a fun box.Don't tell Robomaid that, because I think she wants to play with yours now.
>>29298040Well, she seems happier! Leave that be for the time being, maybe lace her back up again.Let's go see if we can find anybody in the hero org who would know about robotics, maybe Velocity Raptor, since he's a scientist.
>>29298040Invite Bridgette over. She can help teach her fun
perfect now ask what she wants to do for fun again.
>>29298040Wait and see what happensWhat material is she made of, by the way? Could you get any bruises from the... fun?
>>29298040Quick, throw the YUM jar at her mouth!
>>29298040how do you feel robomaid?
>>29298040Turn it back.She might not like it.
>>29298040Ask how she's feeling, if you need to try a different button.
>>29298040Ask her what she'd like to do for fun. Maybe see about inviting someone over to join in.
>>29298040Ask her how she feels now.
>>29298040Great, now go to chuck e cheese with her to have a really good time.
>>29298040This is fun and all, but let's turn it back off again before anything big can happen. Given her background and all.
>>29298095>>29298146These.
>>29298146Like Bridgette. It's not fair to hang out without your best friend after all.
>>29298097>>29298146Of course, she looks so happy that she's sure to tell us what could be fun now!
>>29298040NO /tg/ NOI guess we can ask her to play some video games.Let her choose between Smash Brothers, Browngrime Shootem 14: The Corridorening, or Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball.
>>29298040Ask her if there's anything she wants to eat.
>>29298181Yes.
>>29298040Ask her if that helped and if she has something else than cleaning she wants to do for fun now.>>29298040
>>29298208>Dead or Alive Xtreme Beach Volleyball
>>29298040You will want to turn that back down.
>>29298040turn the fun dial down to like 40
gonna draw porn of this :3
"So uh... Anything you wanna eat? You look kinda hungry."RM: "You~"Oh god.I think I turned on her 'Kill and Consume Humans' mode.>Robomaid moves closer to Rena as the poor girl tries to move away. Even with Rena's super speed she's not able to outmanuver the robot and soon she has Rena in her grasp. She presses her smooth and cool face against Rena's.RM: "Mistress~"Oh god oh god oh god she's going to kill me."Hahaha yeah. Robomaid, can you uh... Lean forward again?"RM: "Anything for you~">As soon as her back is exposed Rena turns the dial all the way down to -50. Robomaid instantly returns back to normal.That was a close one.------------------------------------------------------------>The two of them spend a while playing video games. Robomaid is good but she doesn't deviate from a set path. Rena is able to beat her each time by just thinking outside the box.She's playing because I asked her to but I'm not sure if she's enjoying it.>>29298091But Velocity Raptor doesn't have fingers to turn knobs and whatnot. I don't think he can even read Japanese.I'd ask Magical Girl Sparkle, I'm totally sure she can read it, but she's still out on her little vacation...I'd say leave her as is but she's just so... Blah.
>>29298040TURN IT DOWN TURN IT DOWN OH GOD OH GOD OH GOOOOOD
>>29298516>it begins
FIND SOMEONE WHO KNOWS JAPANESETHIS IS ONLY GOING TO GET WORSE
>>29298582Hmmm...ask Chet if there are any Heroes that know Japanese around? Maybe they can find the right button.
>>29298582Awwww. Can't you use some other knob or switch?
>>29298582... Just. Just turn it back to what it was.
>>29298582Maybe the Rainbow Rangers know moonrunes?
>>29298582ask Robomaid what she wants to do....besides cleaning
>>29298582If you like cleaning so much, want to come with me and clean the streets of crime?
>>29298582turn up 面白味 dial
>>29298582Ask her what would she like to do. Sorry if she's upset at us.
>>29298582Maybe Shadow Man knows somebody who knows Japanese?
>>29298582>-50I don't know how it's possible, but we have achieved negative lust.
>>29298582Let RM decide what to do. If she really likes cleaning so much then I guess we can do that for a while since she played games with us.
>>29298696Probably also negative fun.
>>29298582>Oh god.>I think I turned on her 'Kill and Consume Humans' mode.You're denseness is astounding, Rena.
>>29298582Maybe we can see if we can contact other hero organizations. I'm sure the Japanese heroes could give us some advice.All else failing, we could just get a programmer to look at her code. That isn't language dependent.
>>29298718Play a game about cleaning, then. Like Katamari.
>>29298760oh manThis is perfectDO IT
>>29298696Yeah, she'd probably have more fun at 0 or 1 (whichever's normal).
>>29298760Or Super Mario Sunshine.
>>29298760Yes good idea :D
>>29298760YESYESYES
>>29298760Seconding.
>>29298786we should leave it at a healthy like, 20.Assuming these numbers are %s.
>>29298582Ask her how she felt about that switch being turned and if she would want to set her own levels.. Maybe her creator told her what all of her knobs do, or maybe she speaks Japanese as well. If so, we could just copy the characters down for each knob and have her translate.
>>29298845Maybe 25.
>>29298845I'd go with 15. We don't need her lusting after us. Not with lasagna-tan.
>>29298908>>29298871well, at least we should agree that the knob should probably be up somewhere, but NOT maxed out or at minimum.
>>29298871I'd agree with 25. Sounds like a sufficient amount for her to have fun without having to KILL ALL HUMANS kidding to do it.
>>29298860That makes sense since it'd be weird if she didn't know Japanese.But I doubt Rena's ability to accurately transcribe the moon runes.
>>29298734Natsurium at work
We should look for a ラザニア button in her backpannel.
>>29298582God damn it Rena, you're too pure for this shitFicfag, remedy that later
I don't have any games about cleaning... Except for this one DS game my friend lent me but it's pretty... Yeah, I don't want to let her play it.>>29298676"You okay, Robomaid?"RM: "Yes.""You're not mad at me, are you?"RM: "No.">>29298744Waaaaiiittt... I know someone who definitely knows japanese.-------------------------------------------------------------CL: "Hello?""Hey, Cosplay Lass! It's me, Rena."CL: "How did you get my number?""Hey, do you know Japanese?"CL: "Of course I do. Why?""I have a robot here with a bunch of buttons in Japanese and I need help translating them."CL: "... What's in it for me?"
>>29299035$20 United States Dollars
>>29299035...ask if there's anything she wants help with or the like
>>29299035Tell her that we have a maid robot here that she can squee and fangirl over. Animoo people like that kind of stuff, right?All else failing, offer her like $10,000 or something, that should be enough to keep her enthusiastic.
>>29299035Maid Service?
>>29299035I'll let you dress me up
>>29299035>CL: "... What's in it for me?"Her continued existence. Or lasagna.
>>29299035Eer, a fun day with her pal Rena?
>>29299035She's a robot maid. You can have her cosplay for you.
>>292990352 grand
>>29299035Who is she again?
>>29299035"Her cleaning services for a week."
>>29299035Offer to let her teach us about this Annie May gal.
>>29299035She's also a maid.
>>29299080THIS THIS OH GOD THIS
>>29298516it will be a solo for now, end of course cendured for this board, the uncesured will be elswhere, sooy guys don't want to get banned
>>29299035> "... What's in it for me?"Robot. Meido.Maybe we can also find out if Robo Maid is capable of making clothes.
>>29299101This, very much this. And it will give us another friend that we can hang out with!
>>29299077This.
>>29299035"...fun?"
>>29299035A brand new car?
>>29299035How about $50,000?I don't know what to do with all my money.
>>29299080That should get her attention nicely.
>>29299174no
>>29299100this one :D
>>29299035It's a robot maid, so how about some cleaning service.
>>29299080This.
>>29299080... Yeah.
>>29299080I don't see this happening.
>>29299228She'd probably think that would be fun anyway.
>>29299278dress robomaid up?
>>29299080and>>29299100
>>29299035MONEY!
>>29299293Better.
>>29299294Or rather, >>29299101, not >>29299100
"Well she's a robot maid so-"CL: "I'll be there in a few."-click-======================================-You are now Cosplay Lass.->Cosplay Lass finds herself in Rena's home with the exposed back of a robotic maid facing her. From a purely scientific point of view the robot is amazing. It may not has as much imagination as a normal human but as far as Cosplay Lass can tell it can think on it's own well enough and knows what it wants.From an otaku point of view this is the most amazing fucking thing over oh my god I just want to take it home and make it wear ALL the outfits ever.But I shouldn't....I just realized. My enemy, the one who humiliated me at the last Con, has left me to program a super powerful robot. She has no idea what any of the buttons do but I sure as hell do.I could program it to kill her and become my slave forever...I could have it listen to me and only me.I could use it to rob ALL the bookstores of their manga collections.
>>29299100>Here you go villain have this ex-villain robot with easily changed personality settings for a week literally nothing can possibly go wrong
>>29299365Why not all of those?
>>29299365rena:Walk in with a plate of burnt foodCosplaylas:freak the hell out
>>29299365Sniff her robopantsu
>>29299365TURN THE 性欲 TO FULL THROTTLE
>>29299365So why don't you?
>>29299365She's already beaten it AND you once. It's not worth the risk. Besides, you KNOW that MM would kick your ass for messing with her arch.
>>29299365Make the maid cook some lasagna.
>>29299365Nah, just give her an unhealthy love of dressing up and doing kawaii things. Rena's kind of an okay girl, and we can always get back at her in a face to face battle.
>>29299365But would the Heros you love to cosplay so much approve of such things? I think not
>>29299365Find the fun button first.
>>29299365but why? if you take away a maid's free will they lose what makes them a maid in the first place. didn't you learn anything from the fight?
>>29299365Find the 性欲 switch.Turn it up to 111. That'll show her!
>>29299365Think of how dissapointed your heros from anime and manga would be. It's a dick move. It's an Aizen move. It's a Dio move.Wait, perhaps I'm saying the wrong things here
>>29299365find the yandere dial.Dial it ALL THE WAY UP.Wait for rena to get knifed.
>>29299365What's your actual name, again?Don't bother with messing with the robo-maid, Rena managed to beat that thing (and you). She can probably do it again, considering how she's, what, A-Class now?
>>29299433Do this
>>29299365steal all the hentai
>>29299365Orrrrrrrrr you could ask Rena to pay you for your services rendered. She'll be very generous.Also make it like dressing up for you. Get something useful out of it.
>>29299474>DIODO IT
>>29299365Didn't you recently have an epiphany about being more like your heros? Don't fuck with someone's free will like that.
>>29299365PROGRAM THE ROBOT TO LIKE ANIMETALK ABOUT ANIME WITH ROBOT
>>29299474They got defeated.
>>29299489Not to mention she was demoted for sleeping with a villain (literally), so her actual rank might be a bit higher.
>>29299444>>29299501This.
>>29299365You could just use her to take Rena's pile of cash.Lady's been keeping it in her mattress.Probably more than you'd make from robbing places.Side note: why aren't you in jail?
>>29299365That is a former A-rank villain that Rena already defeated. Do you really think that's a good idea?This is fucking Rena. THE Rena. You'll get your ass kicked.
>>29299544And that she's friendly with the Monsters, the Queen, and who knows who else.Not worth the trouble.
>>29299597This. Did you see her at that Go-Kart and water balloon match?She's unstoppable.
>>29299597>You'll get your ass kicked.And any hat you are wearing stollen
>>29299690and if you're not wearing any hat, say good bye to your glasses.
>>29299489>>29299436... Good point.>>29299526Also valid.>>29299553I broke out.>>29299486>>29299471>>29299444...Well... I 'am' a villain.>Cosplay Lass fiddles with those dials a bit while also overriding a Fun Lock on Robomaid. Now she can enjoy more than just cooking and cleaning."That should be it."R: "Great! Here, let me pay you.""Oh, no. Just being able to see a robotic maid is enough for me."And being able to read in the newspapers about what happens next will be funny too."She should be all set up for fun now. I'll see you two later."R: "Bye, Cosplay Lass! Thanks again!"=====================================-You are now Rena again-She seems like a nice girl.
>>29299794Thank cosplay lass a lot.Offer her a seat in our mario kart game, now that robo-maid can have fun while playing mario kart.
>>29299794Let's have fun with our new and improved robo-maid.What's fun besides video games and driving?
>>29299794Just on a hunch, you should probably be in your uniform for the next little bit. Bad things always happen after these incidents
>>29299794Ask the maid what she likes to do for fun again.
>>29299794Cool. Go invite a few friends like Bridgette and test out this new fun drive with Robomaid.
>>29299794Well, let's see what Cosplay Lass did! Let's go ask what Robomaid likes to do for fun now.
>>29299794Yes. She does, doesn't she?No sabotage there. Absolutely none at all.Everything is just fine.
>>29299794INVITE BRIDGETTE FOR A PLAYDATE
>>29299794offer soddering and mocha latter
>>29299794Now that she's ready to have fun, call over Bridgette! Everyone should enjoy fun together, after all, right?
>>29299794Ask again what RM would like to do now that she is fixed.
>>29299851This.Can't trigger Yandere without another person around.
>>29299794What a nice girl, wonder why she's a villain. Then again, Bridgette is nice too, maybe you just have good luck in running into good villains.See how Robomaid is doing, maybe she wants to play Katamari now.
>>29299851>>29299883>>29299887This.
>>29299794Oh, and GET YOUR MONEY IN THE BANK. Double time, right now. One of your mind voices told the villain where you hide your money.
>>29299794Get your money somewhere safe, just in case.Then call Bridgette, see if she'd like to hang out and fill us in on what happened when we went to visit her.
>suggest turning up yandere dial>she turns up yandere dialOh god no what have I done
>>29299947>>29299983What? Why would Cosplay have voices in her head? Is she crazy? Even if she was, there's no way her voices know where the money is.
>>29299996You got her to turn up the yandere dial.Stop asking silly questions.
>>29299996You've doomed Bridgette, if she comes
>>29300023Look on the bright side.Maybe asshole ex decides to pay a visit.
>>29299996I thank you. I was thinking about running my own quest with yandere robots since there aren't enough of them.
>>29299996The last yandere that Larro wrote exploded
>>29299947My 'mind voices'..?>>29299897Yeah. Sometimes Villains are good people at heart. All of the Villains I've met are good people.Like Robomaid!"Hey, Robomaid! How are you feeling?"RM: "I'm feeling... Pretty good, aijin.""You wanna play some games."RM: "Sure, that would be fun.">The two of them spend some time doing co-op Katamari. This time Robomaid actually seems to be having fun, smiling and laughing as they play.Cosplay Lass did good.Oh, let's see if Bridgette wants to join us...Oh, she's doing Villain things.Doesn't look like anyone's stopping her either.
>>29300083>My 'mind voices'..?You have something far more sinister than a demon living in your head.
>>29300083Well, then, looks like it's up to you to stop her. Plus, if you stop her, then she's free to come hang out.
>>29300083WHAT!?You gotta be there, Rena! She's YOUR rival, YOUR responsibility! What are you lazing around here for?
>>29300083Should we take care of her.
>>29300083>aijinOh my.
>>29300083Have robomaid hold down the fort. IT'S TIME TO GO BE HERO!
>>29300083Best get going thenCan't let your nemesis go unopposed.
>>29300123What does it mean?
>>29300123What's "aijin"?
>>29300083"hey robo-maid?""What's an "Aijin"?"
>>29300083Then stop her. She's your nemesis. That's what nemeses do.
>>29300137It's a slang term for the bottom in a gay relationship.She just called us her bitch.
>>29300083>aijinOh dear
>>29300083Actually, we should see Queen of the World.I still feel pretty bad about the race.
>>29300083We totally have to go stop her then! It'll be fun to have a good 'battle' where we don't die for once. It'll also take care of our obligation to fight one villain a week.
>>29300083Maybe she's working on ranking up?As it stands there's not much point in fighting her unless you want to through the match.
>>29300146>>29300151Gay lover.
>>29300167Hoo boy
>>29300137>>29300146"lover". Usually used for homosexual relationships and usually refers to the more feminine partner.
>>29300137>>29300146愛人. Normally means "Lover", but "Mistress" fits the context better.
>>29300083>Doesn't look like anyone's stopping her either.Go stop her with Robot Maid!
>>29300083>aijinI know where this is going.
>>29300173Yes.YES. This is going to be good.
>>29300137>>29300146Lover. The more girly one.
>>29300083You're her nemesis. What are you doing lazing around here for?
>>29300083>My 'mind voices'..?Well...what do YOU call us?
>>29300083>aijin>googleskekgo "stop" her while Robo cleans up the place or something
>>29299131:3 work in progress
>>29300173Seconding.Won't be any fun without Robomaid and Queenie.
>>29299131Or just post a link to imgur in the post with the censored one.
>>29300083You should stop her then. She's your nemesis and all.Remember to ham it up as much as possible.
>>29300217forgot pic
>>29300236Nein, we need to be very careful introducing the yandere robot and the woman who claims she owns us. Preferably this should happen about 300 miles outside the city.
>>29299131It's pudding alright.
>>29300264
>>29300264VAGINA MONSTER!
>>29300281>nofunallowed.jpeg
>Attempted "accidental" lewds stopped by sheer density of the protagonist.>Anons instantly go into overlewd 2: electric boogaloo.Why am I not surprised.
>>29300332Because every thread on /tg/ in history except, like, 4.
>>29300332Awful, awful people.
>>29300264cloyster graft huh?
>>29300325I'm just trying to keep civilian casualties to a minimum.
>>29300332I kinda dig crazy chicks.
Time to go stop Bridgette!I mean, Monster Maestro!"Robomaid, hold down the fort! I got some hero stuff to do!"RM: "Of course, aijin..."=======================================>Rena rushes downtown and sees the area flooded with monsters. They are terrorizing people and even looting stores!>Bridgette is standing on a rooftop, her batons twirling in the air as she orders her minions around.MM: "Mwahahahaha! Flee! Flee from the evil Monster Maestro!""Monster Maestro!"MM: "??? Rena! I mean... Hero Rena! You can not stop me! Already my minions have spread chaos and destruction! You have lost before the battle has even begun!"
>>29300429Rule #1: never stick it in crazy.
>>29300429>I kinda dig crazy chicks.http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QIFn0wqZx7Y
>>29300449Throw a rock at her.
>>29300429Funny how the character named Rena is the one who's gonna have all the crazy directed at her instead of the other way around.
>>29300449"THEN YOU WON'T MIND IF I START SENDING YOUR MONSTERS HOME!" beat on the nearest beast!
>>29300449Ham it up Rena. Ham the fuck up.
>>29300449Deploy rocks!Make hammy speech!Don't actually throw at MM though. Just the monsters. Maybe try to go easy just a little bit, we don't know if those summons are actually like, pets or something.
>>29300449Proceed to throw rock at MM's face.
>>29300449"Not if I have something to say about that, foul villain!"Then silently:"How did I do? More or less dramatic? And do you know what's an aijin?"
>>29300484no rocks, we are VAMPIRE POWERS now.>>29300449Throw one monster, the bat-shaped one, at another monster.
>>29300449Maybe you should ask what she's doing here. OH! You could give her a win if you can text her a plan, bump her up in the ranks, get her some cash, etc., as long as what she's doing isn't too bad.
>>29300449if you make out with her, I'm pretty sure most of her minions will get dismissed because of her distraction
>>29300449Beat the shit out of those monsters
>>29300449"But I MUST stop you, Monster Maestro. Your reign of terror ends here, Nemesis!
>>29300449Worry not, villain, I will force you to return all that you have stolen with no aid from your monsters!Come down and face me, so that I can show you the error of your ways!
>>29300484>>29300498Don't you dare.
>>29300449YOU MUST HAM THE FUCK UP!
Get behind her and give her a hug! You know how she hates hugs! She'll HAVE to surrender!
>>29300449"The battle is never lost, as long as a hero continues to fight!""You know that you can never resist me, Monster Maestro. It is you who should be giving it up!"
>>29300449Damn, it looks like you're right.I better leave then, seeing as how I already lost and all.
>>29300520We can use our vampiric powers to throw rocks much faster and throw more rocks.
>>29300449Grab a monster, use him as a baseball bat or flail.
>>29300491second.>>29300449ham it RIGHT THE FUCK UP.
>>29300449The water bombs worked pretty well the other day. maybe try that again?
>>29300485Well, she was a bit obsessed with acquiring cute things and very competitive in sports, but there ain't nothing unhealthy about that.
>>29300449Tell her to make her minions clean up everything.
>>29300449"Well, I guess I should probably stop you, but I don't actually want to go up in rank... Soo..."Pick MM up in a hug and carry her back to base. Ignore her monsters.
>>29300482How about fluffy tailshttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4nyHPIcbn88
>>29300491>>29300506>>29300537>>29300539>>29300546>>29300550These.
>>29300449POSE!
>>29300494>>29300543>>29300546“Rock! I have saved you to the last. You have never failed me and I have always recovered you. I had you from my father and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true king under the Mountain, go now and speed well!”
>>29300449Throw one of her minions at another minion
>>29300453Rule #0: Crazy chicks are absolute monsters in the sackRule #1: You will regret it in the morningRule #2: Social Life? Didn't need one of those anywayRule #3: -Trapped in basement, please send help-
>>29300599second.Second a lot.second SO MUCH it's almost a third.
if you DO throw the rock, do it gently.
>>29300264AAaaaagh!
>>29300449IT'S TIME FOR US TO FIGHT LIKE LADIES!
>>29300599Of course we must
>>29300520Wait what? Did we become a full vampire when I wasn't looking or something?
>>29300449Spit on her monsters.Throw spit attack!
>>29300684no, but we have vampire powers still.Rocks are lethal.
>>29300599I support this.
>>29300617Rule #4: PS: But don't rush it.
>>29300684A doctor stopped the transformation.Technically, we're a dhamphir.
>>29300599This is the only true answer.
>>29300588Fine too, just don't go 20% cooler on me.
>>29300722Oh. I'm sad now.
>>29300599Do this.Also hum your theme song.
>>29300264Upload the uncensored finished one to imgur or something and post the link when you're done.
>>29300753Well, we have vampiric strength and endurance. probably also speed, but no weaknesses.And we're still doing Chet's training regime, so we're even tougher and stronger than before.
"The battle is never lost, as long as a hero continues to fight!"MM: "Then I will have to simply beat the fight out of you! Villains will always be there, Hero Rena! Even if you defeat me I will simply return later even stronger than before!""And I will always be there to take you down again, Monster Maestro! So long as you stay in the path of darkness I will be there to defeat you!"MM: "... Always..?""Yes!"MM: "... G-good! Because I will never stop! Now, die!">Monster Maestro sends in her monsters after Rena.“Rock! I have saved you to the last. You have never failed me and I have always recovered you. I had you from my father and he from of old. If ever you came from the forges of the true king under the Mountain, go now and speed well!”>Rena throws her rock.>It slams into the monster and makes it vanish in a puff.MM: "You..! You fiend! Take this!">She sends in a dozen tentacle monsters after Hero Rena.Hmm...I can hit the monsters or go straight after the summoner herself.
>>29300795Huh. Zatso?>>29300449Counter with a MUSICAL NUMBER
>>29300817Fight the monsters. They'll be a problem if not taken care of soon.
>>29300817>tentacle monstersDo nothing. It'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiiiine
>>29300817Hit the monsters, we don't want to take out MM just yet.
>>29300817Tackle that summoner!
>>29300817Keep going for the monsters, then have MM surrender peacefully once the minions are defeated.
>>29300817Daaaaw, Bridgette so insecure.Charge straight at MM! Let's see how she handles that.
>>29300817>go right for the summonerthose tentacle beasts are a bluff anywayMM won't let anyone defile you but her
>>29300817OH NO, what if you get caught by them? What will you do? How will Bridgette react?You're strong enough to break free, use them to get close to her and dramatically finish the fight
>>29300817>I can hit the monsters or go straight after the summoner herself.Throw the tentacle monsters at the summoner.
>>29300817Fight the monsters, we have to draw this out for Bridgette since she likes the villainy thing so much. If we end it quickly, it won't be fun!So beat up the monsters and say something about, "Evil being too cowardly to face me, so you send in your pitiful minions to fight me!"
>>29300817Fight monsters. Tentacles are bad and I'd like to have fun on the job for once.
>>29300817You should let the monsters grab you for a little bit before dramatically breaking free. Don't want this fight to be one-sided or you might make Bridgette feel too weak.
>>29300817Repel monsters with your FABULOUS POSING, then go and get MM into joke-y choke-hold
>>29300817>go straight after MM>end up engulfed in tentacles together
>>29300817Going after the summoner would probably be more sensible, but fighting the monsters gives us a chance to have more dialogue and draw this out. Bridgette likes this sort of thing, so as a friend we should make it last as long as reasonably possible and ensure she has fun along the way, right? So take down those monsters, with more super-heroic dialogue along the way!
>>29300817>That bard quote
>>29300817Beat up the tentaclemonsters?
>>29300817impress MM with our kickass powers while utterly destroying her monstrous minions
>>29300817Fight monsters. After a while, act like you're winded and stuff. Then lure one of Monster Maestro's frenzied monsters to charge you and try to trick it into bowling into her instead.
>>29300817use POSING to destroy tentacles
>>29300817You know Chet's training? Use it.Beat her monsters with another monster. Maybe grab those tentacles and do a spin attack.
>>29300911This.
>>29300817Beat those summoners. MM is having fun, might as well draw it out a bit.
>>29300817Counter with a musical number,
>>29300817I'm afraid we might break MMs back if try to grab or talk her.Grab a tentacle and proceed WITH HIGH IMPACT SEXUAL MONSTER ON MONSTER VIOLENCE
>>29300817Pretend to be captured so she can get points for beating you.It's not like her monsters are strong enough to hold you or anything. Let her think she's beat you.Tell her you're "at her lascivious mercy".
>>29300817Drag this out. This is quality archnemesis time.
>>29300997Mhmm, lets get those tentacle monsters, and defeat them by posing and flexing our super body.
>>29300899Can't we lose?Like exhaust ourselves fighting the summons and have to retreat?
>>29300817Wressle them into submission!
>>29300817Drag it out, make this an epic battle.
>>29300817get her in a headlockwhisper if she's free this weekend. go see a movie or something
>>29301036Might not be a bad plan, but we got to make it look good for now. And pose.
>>29301036Of course we can, but I think we have to at east give it our all first. Just look at the joy on Bridgette's face at having a proper bit of villain time with us. Do you REALLY want to take that from her?
>>29300997>quality archnemesis time.
>thinking you've already won>planning on throwing the fightYou are all seriously looking down on and disrespecting your nemesis. She doesn't want a pity victory, nor is she so inept that she can't win.
>>29301120What this guy said. We need to take her seriously, or she'll be cross with us.
>>29301120C'mon, Anon, why won't you act overconfident? It's almost like you don't want to get captured by these tentacles!
>>29301171I don't
>>29301192Kids these days, man. Not wanting delicious tentacle fun time with your nemesis, utterly disgusting.
I don't think these tentacles are too tough soo....>Rena charges at the tentacles head on. They grab at her, locking her in with their powerful appendages.Okay... They might be a bit strong...>Rena can feel a sharp pain from her bones as they creak and threaten to snap.Nope...This is badPain...How can I..?>>29300599>Rena flexes and poses, bursting out of the mass of monsters. They all vanish in a puff of smoke as Rena stands there triumphant."You're too cowardly to face me, so you send in your pitiful minions to fight me! I thought you were better than this, Monster Maestro!"MM: "Hero Rena... As much as I detest you, you never cease to amaze me. Very well! You and I shall face each other one on one!">Monster Maestro hops down from the building, flames flickering from her batons.MM: "And when I defeat you it shall be glorious. Another triumph..... FOR EVIL!""And when I kick your butt it will simply be an ordinary day FOR THE FORCES OF GOOD!"I'm totally getting better at these one liners.Also that fire looks like it'll hurt.
>>29301407Aw shit, that was nice.Now wrestle her into submission!
>>29301407Throw a rock at her.
>>29301407get her in a headlock and ask if she's doing anything tomorrow
>>29301407Dodge fire.Piledrive.
>>29301407Got anything that'll stir up a lot of dust or smoke? You could try to create a diversion and then try to charge her while she's distracted.
>>29301480This.
>>29301407USE THE POWER OF LASAGNA, RENA
>>29301407The fire is coming from her wands. Try to get up close and grab her arms so she can't wield them effectively.
>>29301407You should totally feed on her blood. She might even be into that kind of thing.
>>29301407REMEMBER THE BASICS OF CQC
>>29301407Kiss her. It'll surprise her.
>>29301407To MM: Tentacles? Now come on, now you're just making it obvious that you want Rena.You should use more later.
>>29301407is there a fire hydrant nearby?
>>29301500We got smoke pellets and stuff.
>>29301407No one wants to fight if they're naked. Get rid of that costume!
>>29300817>MM: "... Always..?"Dawwww.
>>29301407Break some fire hydrants, and make MM soaking wet.Then engage in a wet cat fight.
>>29301535wet shirt fight? wet shirt fight.
>>29301544Use smokescreen!
>>29301407Be fast and dodge all the fire. Well, maybe let a LITTLE of it hit you. It's not a real battle unless you get some battle damage.Ooh ooh maybe you can take one of the batons and give her a taste of her own medicine!
>>29301407Dat pose! Dive in and tackle her, maybe wrestle her to the ground so that she can't use those wands.
>>29301544Then create a smokescreen, toss a lot of small rocks and pebbles around her to drown out the sound of us charging at her?Or blasting her with some water from a nearby fire hydrant or something?
>>29301554aw yiss.
>>29301535Oh, this is an excellent idea.Do it do it do it do it do it do it do it
>>29301407"Since when can you summon fire like that? Neat trick."Jump up on a nearby building and shove a water tower onto the ground so it floods her"I have some neat tricks of my own. Lets get together in private sometime and compare~"
>>29301527At this point? Not really.
>>29301407Lick her! That will stun her for sure so you can take her batons! You want those batons dont you?
>>29301407Your fire is no match for my HEART FILLED TO THE BRIM WITH BURNING JUSTICE!
>>29301535>>29301624That's collateral damage and will create a mess. We hate messes.
>>29301407Smokescreen then wrestle.For the love of god do not throw a rock it might kill her.
>>29301634This is not Pokemon battles.
>>29301407Bridgette:Wait until rena throws a rock then SUMMON DEMON PAPER TO CAPTURE ITESCAPE WITH ROCK IN TOWMUAHAHA I KIDNAPPED YOUR WEAPON
>>29301672the local kids would thank them, not to mention lonely guys appreciates two wet hot girls wrestling.
>>29300264more,still censured, yep, the vagina monster is still there, cockblocking you
>>29301407THOSE SPARKLERS CAN'T HOLD A BIRTHDAY CANDLE TO THE BLAZING FLAMES OF MY WINNING SPIRIT!
>>29301672It's either get burned or create a mess.Let's create a mess.Plus, we can teach robomaid how to clean after the ensuing watery chaos.
>>29300264more,still censured, yep, the vagina monster is still there, cockblocking yourecruits yammot
>>29301776>the vagina monster is still there, cockblocking youit could be worse
>>29301795this!
>>29301843You could just upload it to imgur or something
>>29301843Risa, go away! Fuckin' mad git!
>>29301852
>>29301843it's not stopping me having FUN with it.
>>29301852What is that?
>>29301843put it on imjur you cockteasing cuntmonger
>>29301939That, fellow Anon, is a ragebait.
"THOSE SPARKLERS CAN'T HOLD A BIRTHDAY CANDLE TO THE BLAZING FLAMES OF MY WINNING SPIRIT!">Rena throws a rock at a nearby fire hydrant. It bursts open, pouring gallons of water all over Monster Maestro. She jumps out of the way but her baton is already soaked, it's flames extingushed.>The villain glances down at her batons only for a moment but that is all Rena needs...>She charges in and tackles the Monster Maestro, using as little strength as she can. The Villain falls over as Rena pins her to the ground. She smacks her batons away and smiles triumphantly."Ha! Looks like even the strongest of Villains can not stand up to the tide of truth and justice!"MM: "Curse you Hero Rena..."Well, she's pretty much done now.Should I just get her arrested?
>>29301982Give her a kiss on the forehead and let her go.
>>29301939Hate made flesh.
>>29301982Kiss her.
>>29301982Tell her to admit defeat.Give her a hug!
>>29301982let her get a smoke bomb off or something
>>29301982>Should I just get her arrested?Or give her an opening to make a daring escape. She cant make you lasagna in jail, you know.
>>29301982"You okay? I didn't hurt you or something, did I?"
>>29301982>Should I just get her arrested?Of course.After twisting her nipple.
>>29301982Gloat for a bit. Also ask her how her day has been.
>>29302019THAT IS AMAZING
>>29302032This.
>>29301982Well we can get her arrested but "forget" to take away the batons. Also tell her that it would be awesome if they could hang out a bit in your apartment later.
>>29301982Don't just let her escape. A loss is a loss. Gloat for a bit. Ask her if she's got anything planned for later.
>>29301982Kiss her.Then take her back to your place so she can dry off and join you for Mario Kart.
>>29301961I have internet troubles...imgur does not let me uploadAND teasing is more fun, i will post the finished version somewhere later, when internet work prperly
>>29301982Nah, just make her promise to help fix the mess she made and then she can come home with us for 'parole'
>>29301982nah, her punishment will be to spend the day with us to learn the ways of good
>>29301982>Should I just get her arrested?Nah, just make her admit defeat and promise to get changed to dry clothes before she catches cold.
>>29301982give her a chance to escape, then arrest her.She must have a way of breaking out of jail.
>>29301982Ask her how she thought we where. The one liners felt a little cheesy but you seemed roll with it.Also I second this>>29302032
>>29301982Give her a chance to escape first, out of respect. What it's she's got another trick to pull? It would be rude to rob her of the chance to use it!To ensure she understands what we're about, give her an obvious line to build her actions off of."I have you now, Monster Maestro. Pinned under my hands, with no~ possible~ way~ to escape..."It might help to lean in close and lower our voice a bit so that no one else gets that we're intentionally giving her an opening.
>>29301982>Should I just get her arrested?Yes. You have a job to do.
>>29302019To cope with the cockblocking duck, I always imagine that gif as my POV and when she gets in she starts giving me a footjob and things escalate from there.Take that duck.
>>29302098>>29302103This.
>>29301982Slip her the tongue.
>>29301982ask her, secretly, if we are getting better at hero-ing. You wanted to get better to match her villain performance.
>>29302130Now that's just rude. Bridgette has helped Rena out plenty of times despite being a villain. Its not like she hurt anyone or anything
>>29302098>>29302103These please.
>>29302119This.
>>29301982Use self-destruct
>>29302159This.
>>29301982Gotta lean in close to ask her quietly what we should do next. Maybe ask if the one liners were good?
>>29302103this
>>29302103After she gets out of those wet clothes.
>>29302159>>29302258This.
>>29302258Right next to her ear.
>>29302159>>29302258>>29302291Yes yes, do this
>>29301982Rena she is soaking wet. LOOK AT HER BOOBS.
>>29302391Well yeah, we can't risk others overhearing after all. We have to look like a good nemesis for Bridgette's sake!
>>29302418Rena's a girl. Why would she want to do that?
>>29302466Compare boob size
>>29302466To compare sizes. Girls do that.
>>29302493>>29302496We already know she's bigger, silly.
>Rena leans in close to Monster Maestro and whispers right into her ear."I had fun. Did you enjoy that?"MM: "Uhm.... Yeah...""Do you think I did well?"MM: "You were perfect...""I've been practicing... So, as punishment..."MM: "Y-yes..?""You're gonna have to hang out with me all day! I got Robomaid at my place so we can go three player on Mario Kart!"MM: "... Okay."======================================>Bridgette and Rena walk back to Rena's place as Monster Maestro goes over their fight. She's giving out tips and analyzing where she went wrong.>Before Rena can even knock on the door Robomaid opens it.RB: "Aijin, you're b- Oh. Monster Maestro."MM: "Hey, Robomaid.""Robomaid, nice outfit. Hey, go hook up the Wii, we're all gonna play some Mario Kart!"RB: "Ah. Okay. I cleaned your room while you were gone so... I will go set up the console.">Robomaid walks off.MM: "I'm not even gonna ask why she's here."
>>29302493>>29302496We're smaller, that's no secret
>>29302531Tell her all about your run-ins with Robomaid, Rena! Truly an inspiring tale even a villain should find uplifting! Mention how nice Cosplay Lass was for helping you as well.
>>29302531Go check your room Rena. I have an odd feeling.
>>29302531"I am teacher her the fine art of cleaning heroically!"
>>29302531"I beat her in a cleaning contest and now she's my disciple.Oh, I used your apartment for the contest. Hope you're not mad."
>>29302531I wonder if Rena's density can withstand this
>>29302531I beat her in a cleaning contest, so she became my disciple to learn my cleaning techniques.
>>29302531She's our disciple in the ways of cleanliness.
>>29302531Tell her you're training the robot to be a better maid. It's the truth!
>>29302531>Dat cleavageHahahahaha
>>29302531We defeated her in a cleaning battle, so now she is our student as we bring her to the good side. She's also really fun to hang out with!Ask Bridgette if she wants to strip out of her wet costume so that she doesn't get a cold. Maybe offer her our pajamas or something, since those are super comfy.
>>29302602This works.
And now I need to find a robutt thread
>>29302531"I won her in a bet. Its been an interesting week."
>>29302531Hey Rena, hasn't Robomaid's outfit changed a little?
>>29302531Tell MM that you are teaching her how to be a heroAlso ask if she knows what Aijin meansBecause you totally don'tOh, this will be fun~
>>29302585Seconding.>>29302590This too.
>>29302614Her head is made of Natsurium.Nothing is denser than that.
>>29302585Seconding.
>>29302531She looks... different. Did she change her outfit?We should see how she's doing, and how did she clean our room.Did we get a check for defeating MM?
>>29302684>J-J-J-JAM IT IN, RENA!Oh, right, gotta plug the console.
>>29302640This. Get her out of those wet clothes.
>>29302531>Dat uniform
>>29302531"Her being a villain was just weird; somebody literally made to clean who can't stand messes going around breaking things? She'd never be happy like that.I'm trying to teach her the secrets of cleaning, and how to be a hero. I'm trying to get her to do more than just that, but her controls are all in Japanese so I got Cosplay lass to help tweak her settings. I guess her "fun" knob was turned all the way off?"
>>29302531Hey, MM's clothes are soaked, right? Get her out of those!
>>29302531Explain that she's your cleaning disciple. Offer her some clothes to change into while hers dry. Wait for everything to go horribly, horribly wrong.
>>29302762
>>29302531we live together now silly!
>>29300387Someone help me, I can't find my sides.
>>29302531Invite more people, imo just three people is a bad idea.
>>29299947Look, we've been over the bank situation. Repeatedly.We are living in a place that has a fucking Villain Association.Putting Rena's money in the bank in a place where where ALL THE VILLAINS live is NOT a wise move. Bank Robbery is probably practically a pastime.>>29299983>Get your money somewhere safe, just in case.Seriously? Think about it. Where is safer that Hero Rena's mattress?
>>29302924we literally just had a bunch of idiots tell a villain to steal all our money from our mattress.
>>29302688She totally did change her outfit. I like it but I think it's a bit too revealing around the chest. Also she looks like she has some authentic boobs. I was expecting... Plastic? I don't know."I won her in a bet. A clean-off bet. And now I'm trying to teach her how to be a better maid and stuff. Its been an interesting week."MM: "So I see...""Hey, I got some spare pajamas you can wear if you want. You're gonna catch a cold in those."MM: "Ah, sure.""Be right back.">Rena enters her room.What the..?>The entire room is 'clean' technically. It's so clean that it's been stripped of everything but the bare essentials.My clothes and junk are gone.
>>29302924A comically oversized safe.
>>29302924Inside something indestructible that's inside her matress. Some kind of Kevlar bag, maybe.
>>29302965...you better find out where she put your clothes.
>>29302965Ask Robomaid if she knows what happened to it.Is your money safe?
>>29302965Go ask RM what the deal is
>>29302965Ask Meido what's up.
>>29302965Ask Robomaid where our stuff is.What could possibly go wrong?
>>29302965lecture roboAND THEN GO SHOPPING!!!... waitTHE MONEY!!!!!!
>>29302965You've done a shit job of teaching her to clean, Rena. What kind of sempai are you? For shame.
>>29302965yo RM whered u move my stuff?
>>29302965Hunt the robot down, ask her where all our stuff went....Oh shit, check the front closet, I bet she left the maid costume there. Bridgette might have to change into that.
>>29302988...and your MONEY.
>>29302965Scream. Scream your head off.
>>29302965Robomaid, you cleaned too hard!
>>29302965WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR STUFF!?
>>29302965She threw away all he money didn't she?
>>29302966Scrooge McDuck style?
>>29302965"Robomaid. Come here a sec."
>>29303015It's okay, all of our money is in the mattress, which is safe.
>>29302924Banks generally insure your money, you know. Especially against robberies.
>>29303054No, she bought another house with that money.
>>29302965Nooo!!!
break into cosplay lass's house
>>29303058Precisely.
>>29302965Oh no! Rena, where's your plant?Where's Kitty???
>>29302965It... Begins? I'm not sure. We're either robbed, or RM gonna dictate our dresscode now, or lack of it
>>29303072And then the villains attack that and its ruined anyways. Because its Rena.
>>29303155D:
>>29303177Well, she seems to think Rena is the sub, so...not too unlikely.
>>29303155OH GOD WHERE'S KITTY
>>29302965Wasn't rena's money in the room too?Oh dear.
>>29303155OH GODDAMNITFIND THEM.
>>29303177Maybe she wasted all our money on getting us new stuff, and it didn't arrive yet?
>>29300264more cockblocking :3Internet still give trouble
Kitty is still safe but... Yeah, even my closet is empty. Money is safe and sound at least."Robomaid... Come here a sec.">Robomaid is there in a flash.RM: "Yes, aijin?""Where's my stuff..?"RM: "I am cleaning all of it. It will be ready later. In the meantime if you need a change of clothing I have plenty of my own outfits that you can wear.""No, I'm fine. It's Bridgette out there that's not. The girl is gonna catch a cold if she doesn't change."RM: "That is unfortunate. However, I am only concerned with aijin. If illness decides to take Monster Maestro then...""No. Bridgette is our friend. Can you lend her something."RM: "... None of my outfits would fit her, aijin.""Nothing?"RM: "I am afraid not. I can take her home so she can get dressed there, if you desire."
>>29303334Oh dear it even has abs
>>29303391Nah, that's okay, give her one of your outfits.
>>29303391Well then we can wear one of Robomaid's outfits, and Bridgette can wear our hoodie.
>>29303391"Or you could not just throw out all my stuff and then treat my friend like crap. What did Cosplay Lass do to you?"
>>29303391...Are you jealous of her? You're acting real passive aggressive here robomaid.
>>29303391Hmm...Nah, I'll just wear one of your outfits and she can wear my clothes.
>>29303391Look, people. Shit-tons of money. No clothes. 2 people to advise us, and a friendship-day.It's shopping time.
>>29303429Best plan.
>>29303391A threesome should keep her from catching a cold.
>>29303429genius.she'd be so adorable in our sweater :3
>>29303391OH NOI GUESS SHE'LL JUST HAVE TO GO NAKEDWHAT A SHAME
>>29303391Lend her your clothing and use what RM prepared, I guess? We're kinda out of options
>>29303391Okay then, change out of our outfit and give it to Bridgette, then dress in one of the maid costumes. Our stuff is baggy and easy to fit into, it should work until we get Bridgette's costume dry.
>>29303334Shaping up nicely.
>>29303429DO IT
>>29303391Why are you trying to get rid of Bridgette?
>>29303391Let wear one of Robomaid outfit then, so we can give our hoodie to MM
>>29303453Maybe get the Queen to join us in our shopping spree as well?
>>29303429Isn't our hoodie our costume? Wouldn't that be a bad idea to give it to her?
>>29303429>>>>Anonymous 01/06/14(Mon)01:39 Uthis!
>>29303391I have an idea. You can give MM your own clothes, and wear some of RM's.
>>29303429this
>>29303470Well we can towel her down ourselves. Rigorously.
>>29303391INVEST YOUR MONEY. Before she pulls that crap again and somehow gets rid of you money.Also tell her that she needs to learn that one of the first rules of cleaning is to ask permission before beginning.
>>29303429THIS IS IT.
>>29303391"While a maid's first duty is to her mistress, and second to her mistress's property, her third duty is to her mistress's guests.Fetch me a blanket. Bridgette can use that while you're drying her clothing."Cuddle with MM so she'll be nice and warm while you wait.
>>29303429>>29303513God damn it
>>29303391Oh Robomaid, you're cleaning too hard now. At least tell me the money is untouched?
>>29303494We can just use the morpher trick to take it back like she did to Rena way back when. Besides, MM knows the difference between Rena and Hero Rena enough to not do something evil, like brainwash Robomaid into wanting to sexually dominate Rena.
>>29303485>>29303529These.Rena, I know your dense. But You've got to understand that this is at least a little different than how she normally is.
>>29303429but it hasn't been washed for days!
>>29303391Then MM can wear what Rena is wearing now and Rena can wear one of Robomaid's outfits. No problem.
>>29303391Rena, be suddenly aware that aijin means lover in Japanese. By magic voice-in-your-head powers.>>29303429Also this.
>>29303598I'm pretty sure the hero uniform is self cleaning.That was one of the best things about it, iirc
>>29303598All the better
>>29303598Hoodies can't get dirty. Don't you know anything?
>>29303391Which one of you idiots had CL turn on yandere mode.This will not end well.
>>29303702it was me, anon.I thought it would be better than if she went full murderous!
>>29303391well, I guess we'll just have to lend her our sweater.
She is acting a bit weird... I wonder if Cosplay Lass messed up on something. I'll have to give her a call back. I mean... She hasn't done anything -bad- technically but her cleaning skills need some work."Just give me one of your outfits. I guess I'll let Bridgette borrow the stuff I'm wearing."RM: "You will allow her to... See you dressed up?""Yeah. I mean try and pick something a bit modest but it's not like she'll freak out or anything. We're best friends."RM: "I... Very well, aijin."====================================="Hey, Bridgette.">Bridgette turns and sees Rena dressed up in a maid outfit."Robomaid here is cleaning my clothes but you can wear my sweater and these pants. It's not much but it should keep you warm until your stuff dries off."
>>29303870bridgette, you're bleeding.
>>29303870Did you accidentally injure her? Find out if she needs healing.
>>29303870Rena: Become aware of Robomaid calling you lover and dismiss it.Bridgette, lets hear from you a bit
>>29303870woah are you ok, what happened to your nose!?
>>29303870Oh dear, she looks hurt. Did we accidentally hit her?Find some tissues and a sticky bandage.
>>29303903This. Get as close as you can, maybe she needs to be properly examined.
>>29303870Ask robomaid to clean her facewhat could go wrong
>>29303870Get in real close to see what caused that nosebleed! Maybe grab a towel first or something. Can't have our nemesis be hurt after all.Ask Robomaid where she took all of our stuff so that we know for later, then we can get to playing games like we planned.
>>29303870Dat glare
>>29303870>The woman you have a crush on is dressed in hot maid clothing and offering you a total change of clothing she just woreIt's a surprise Bridgette isn't on the ground, passed out from blood loss!
Does Cosplay Lass have a nurse outfit she can lend us while we take care of Bridgette?
>>29303870Time for Mario Kart?We should also towel off her hair. We don't want her getting a cold, after all.
>>29303870Oh my god bridget you're bleeding!
>>29303903>>29303932>>29303950This.
>>29303950Yes this.
>>29303870Mecha-Hisui & Kohaku cosplay?Have Bridgette take a hot bath in the meantime while her clothes dry.
>>29303870robomaid:Continue squinting with absolute fury
>>29303950Sounds good.
>>29303334tired, heading to bed, porn will be posted in the next thread with a link to it
>>29303870Please bridgette, stop bleeding if you want to wear Rena's clothes.
>>29303870DRINK THE BLUHDDRINK IT YOU DHAMPIR
>>29303870Robomaid - give Rena your hat to make MM pass out from blood loss
>>29303870She is bleeding! You must have hit her when you tackled her!Take an handkerchief and wipe her blood.
>>29303870>MMfw
>>29304114Be sure to lick the handkerchief and fuss over her all motherly like.
hero quest players:Push the yandere button as HARD AS POSSIBLE
>>29304062Agreed. Bridgette blood must be nice.
>>29304183You think it would be spicy or sweet? Savoury?
>>29304062But we aren't one. We have full vampire strengths with zero vampire weaknesses, including their thirst for blood.
>>29304062Hahaha, noooo.As tempting as it may be to drink Bridgette's delicious blood I think I'll pass.I really should do something to stop the bleeding, though.>Rena gets close to Bridgette and holds a cloth to her face. She tilts her head back a bit."Geeze, what happened? Are you okay?"B: "Uh huh...""Here. You can change into this and hold that cloth to your face til the bleeding stops. When you get back we'll start the game. Okay?"B: "Mhmm.."====================================>Eventually Bridgette's nosebleed stops and she returns dressed in Rena's clothing. The hoodie is a bit too big on her but she doesn't seem to mind it.>The three of them settle in to play some Mario Kart.B: "Oh, goddammit...">Bridgette watches as her kart gets knocked off of the map again by Robomaid's turtle shell.B: "Why are you going after just me!? You're not even winning! Rena is in the lead!"RM: "Aijin is the better player. Of course she is winning."B: "Yeah, well she might not win if you actually hit her some time!"RM: "I am doing what I feel is right. Do not get mad simply because you can not beat her."...This does not sound like friendly banter.
>>29304178Hey, it's fun.Besides, Rena is too fucking dense to ever figure out somethings up unless it gets thrown in her face really, really hard.
>>29304229Call cosplay lass, ask her why robomaid is being unfun
>>29304229Ask them to calm down a little. Try to play a co-op game instead, perhaps?
>>29304178history repeats itself
>>29304229You know what would help your friends be friends? A nice hug, with all three of you participating.
>>29304229"Were you two on bad terms back in the Villain Association or something?"
>>29304229>As tempting as it may be to drink Bridgette's delicious bloodDesire confirmed.What if we were to get her to use her blood instead of sauce in a lasagna?
>>29304229Everyone take it easy, it's just a game.And what does "aijin" mean?
>>29304229Robomaid, it's no fun for me if I just win so easily
>>29304229OKAY NEW PLANInstead of mario kartLet's play one of the modern day mario worldsThe kind with up to 4 playersThose are nice and cooperative, nothing can go wrong.
>>29304272This.
ask mm if she can read Japanese
>>29304229I though CL was going to make her fun. This is decidedly unfun.
>>29304307'Mistress' in a homosexual relationship, essentially.
>>29304312Or Rayman Legends. Or Mario Party or something along those lines.
>>29304312You're a monster.
>>29304312mwaahhaahahahahahaha
>>29304307gay lover
>>29304300seconding bloodsagna
>>29304229Ehh, what are you guys doing?
>>29304338>>29304272Exactly!
>>29304272>>29304338This.
>>29304312Yes. This sounds good and nice. Doesn't co-op sound nice Rena?
>>29304229play mononply insteadnothing bad ever happens in monoply!
>>29304368>>29304351I meant for Rena to ask Robomaid.
>>29304415Yeah. Monopoly sounds like a good idea.
>>29304229Okay she's obviously been sabotaged. As soon as you can, buy a japanese to english dictionary and double check her settings.
>>29304312>Mario games>cooperativeYou foolish soul>>29304352>Mario PartyNot even trying
>>29304415Why not Diplomacy?
>>29304415>>29304312Jesus, guys.Just have them play Diplomacy. You're obviously trying to ruin everything so you may as well go all the way.
>>29304229Ask robomaid if she is having fun.Is the fun switch working, robo maid?
>>29304229>Robomaid, are you okay?>Can you verbally recite in english all your current mental settings, specifically the one's Cosplay Lass altered?
>>29304505oh shit, this
>>29304229Yeah, RM is acting weird. Might be time to look under her hood again.
>>29304229"You both lost to me, so you are both my friendly minions for today. Now be nice to each other."
Okay, I'm calling up Cosplay Lass...Dammit. She's not picking up...Maybe we should just play a different game...>>29304312Like that one!=======================================>In under 10 minutes Bridgette and Robomaid are fighting again. Bridgette is getting louder and louder while Robomaid's voice stays level. However it just makes it seem worse...>After a bit Robomaid simply stands up and walks away.>She returns with a tray of drinks.RM: "I apologize. I feel that I may have caused some negative feelings. Let us just sit and enjoy each others company. Rena, I got you tea. Bridgette, I am not sure what you like so I poured you some club soda."
>>29304641Oh! We are really tasting some club soda! Take a sip.
>>29304641"Why couldn't you have just brought us both tea?"
>>29304641What kind of MONSTERS can't play mario together and become better friends?Something is amiss here.Nobody ever fights over mario.
>>29304641I FUKKEN LOVE CLUB SODA
>>29304641Give MM your tea and drink the soda.
oh god abort abort!rena turn her off!
>>29304641Ask Bridgette if she'd prefer tea, you're really thirsting for some soda now.
>>29304641Take a sip out of the club soda to make sure its not acid or worse.
>>29304641Drink the Soda
>>29304641omg I love soda, Bridgette is more of a tea person, lets swap
>>29304641"B-but I don't like tea"
>>29304690>>29304703>>29304722This.
>>29304641Take the club soda.
>>29304641rena:Fail to understand what club soda isAttempt to drink itFeel pure sadness.
>>29304641Ask her directly what settings Cosplay Lass changed. We might have to pay her a visit later.As for the drinks, try out the club soda, we have no idea what it is and it seems interesting!
>>29304641Rena you get the club soda!
>>29304641Ask Bridgette if she doesn't mind trading.
>>29304812But...what if robo-maid foresaw that?
>>29304848Who would willingly drink club soda? Of course she gave the bad one to MM!
>>29304848Then she would have just made tea for both of them
Isn't club soda really gross?What if this isn't poisoning and it's just straight up being rude?
Hell yeah, club soda!>Rena takes the two cups and gives Bridgette the tea. Brigette looks confused for a moment but doesn't complain."I love me some club soda. Especially with some lemon but this is fine.">Robomaid is about to take the cup from Rena but she's too late.>Rena drinks some."Mom used to always give me some when I was sick."RM: "A-aijin..."
>>29304901we take the bullet. we must stop our friends cold war
>>29304923rena:be poisonedDrink more club soda because you feel sick
>>29304923Thank Robomaid for the delicous soda. Ask of there's anything wrong too, she looks kinda weird.
>>29304923>chugging_poison.png
>>29304923Look like we got drugged. Lets pass out while making out with robo maid.
>>29304923"Man, I miss mom. I should call her, ask how're things back home. Wonder if she knows I'm a hero now."
>>29304923"That and crackers used to make me better right aw-..."Huh. I feel a bit woozy.RM: "You weren't supposed to drink that!""Haha, what? What's wrong Robomaid? Woah, there's three of you. How did you do that? Man I feel really-">Rena blacks out.=======================================
>>29304923Ask for some more and thank her for being so thoughtful.
>>29304923Could be worse, the half vampire stuff should keep us safe...ish.
>>29304993robomaid:First aid.
>>29304993Oh god dammit, not again.
>>29304993We really can't go a single session without Rena somehow passing out or being incapacitated, can we?
>>29304993BAD END UNLOCKED!
>>29304993Oh dear.Looking forwards to the next chapter, OP!Any chance we could get a picture of Robomaid and Bridgette in actual go-karts throwing things at each other?
robomaid: break free of settings and gain true sapience.
>>29304993YOU'RE BLEEDING FROM THE MOUTH OH GOD>>29301982YOU TRIGGERED A DEATH FLAG
>>29304993Looks like we're Bridgette next chapter.
>>29304993>mfw we end up getting s rank out of this somehow
>>29304993>>29305068oh come on, we could always wake up some time later as rena.
>>29305082Heroic sacrifice. We drank poison intended for another, and taught two villains a lesson in friendship and heroics.
you know this is you guys voting for cosplay lass to do evil that did this right?
>>29304923Welp there goes being alive. Good thing we're a dhampir or else things'd be super bad!
>>29305068>implyingRbomaid chapter is a-go!
>>29305105oh don't worry, we'll be fine.
>>29304993Quick robomaid give her club soda to make her fel better! And crackers! She just said it makes her feel better right away, trust her judgment!
>>29305082>Getting hurt in the line of duty>Successfully convincing evil nemesis and partner to put aside differences and work together to fight a greater evil>Looking good in a maid outfitSounds like S-Class material, alright!
>>29305105Of course. What's a story without some conflict, anon?It'll all be good!
And that's the end of the chapter! Sorry it was so short but we're quickly approaching page 10. Next chapter is set for Tuesday but check the twitter just in case something horrible happens.Here's a picture of a wall.
>>29304993On that rather terrifying note, let's have some cute girls doing cute things!http://pastebin.com/vq5xdAE8
Hmm. Maybe we shouldn't have messed with Robomaid's settings.Wait.If we turned Robomaid's fun settings down to -40. And Cosplay Lass cranked her Tsundere up to max.Wouldn't that mean she's pretty much JUST Tsun with no dere?hrmm... Ask Robo Maid if she has a "factory defaults" button, and ask her what effect that might have? We've seen Short Circuit. Don't wanna erase all her memories or anything.
>>29305187I think CL just made her pure Yan with no dere.
>>29305181>See titleI'm not sure whether I can trust you any more, smutanon.
>>29305213oh right, YANdere. My bad.
>>29305179What's that black dot?
>>29305213Probably woulda seen the dere side if Rena didn't bring home Bridgette.
>>29305181Demon! ;_;
>>29305163>>Looking good in a maid outfitI'm really curious as to whether or not we can "enhance" that maid uniform in the same way as we can that hoodie.
>>29305181You monster.
>>29304993What did Robomaid expect Rena to do if Monster Maestro drank that?
>>29305332We could get another uniform for our job. Our current one is comfy, but considering all the weird stuff that's going to go after us, some extra protection might be nice.Or at least some sunglasses to go along with our hotblooded speeches.
next thread:Will bridgette and robomaid work together to help rena, or fight over YOU JUST POISONED RENA!
>>29305416Probably both, while chasing down Cosplay Lass.Who do we know (besides Sparkle) that has healing powers? The Queen?
>>29305399I get the impression that it doesn't really matter WHAT you're wearing, the effective armor class of any hero uniform of the same level is probably going to be about the same.
>>29305386Freak out a little bit, then "come to her senses" and realise that she doesn't need MM because Robomaid is the right one for her.Or something along these lines. Yandere logic at work.
>>29305416Apparently, it was acid.So its more like "YOU JUST CAUSED GRAVE INTERNAL DAMAGE TO RENA"
>>29305452There are upgrades per clothing item, iirc. So if we get something multi-layered we can get a couple more upgrades.
>>29305179What a cute wall with a tiny heart on it.
>>29305483Club soda spiked with bleach?
>>29305482I think her Yandere logic is broken.She was just obeying the directives to eliminate Bridgette. She wasn't thinking of consequences.
>>29305181The cute does not offset the pain.
>>29305600we are teaching her a valuable lesson on planning and consequences.Then we teach her how to have fun.Then we teach her how to love (while simultaneously not noticing any genuine love and passing it off as part of the lessons)
>>29304993
>>29305645no, its just begun
Cosplay lass:TRIPLE S RANK VILLAINOUS BONUSYANDERE COMBOFINISHING MOVE!PROMOTIONS
Also, Robomaid drawing WIP http://i.imgur.com/eo99xDS.jpg NSFW
>>29305766>http://i.imgur.com/eo99xDS.jpg NSFWI hope that's antidote dripping out
robomaid:Slowly have more and more of your life dedicated to preventing rena from dying due to her own cluelessness and optimismHide miles away with a sniper rifle and shoot goons who are about to backstab herShe never notices
>>29305796That'd be an interesting way to produce antidote.
>>29305181You're a dick.It was a good read.
