>>29285671
>You're body
Oh Christ

>>29285671
>Take Eevee back to camp. There's a reward waiting for you

>>29285671
>Take Eevee back to camp. There's a reward waiting for you

>>29285671
>>Take Eevee back to camp. There's a reward waiting for you
Like there's any other choice.

>>29285671
>Other
>Leave Eevee with Robin, take the red gem and run away into the rising sun without saying goodbye.

>>29285671

Can we cuddle it and love it until it evolves? We might get a bonus or the owner won't recognize it and not take it in which case free Espeon/Umbreon!

Robin is wearing very comfy looking silk pajamas. She's brushing her teeth. She barely looks awake and it doesn't even seem like she noticed you were gone. She doesn't seem like a morning person. She spits, sputters, and chokes when she spots you and Eevee approaching.

Eevee suddenly wakes up and leaps from your arms to hers. She squeezes him tightly as he makes a satisfied, high pitched squeal. After a moment, Robin turns to you.

"Thank you so much! I can't thank you enough! How can I ever repay you?" She looks you up and down, finally noticing the condition you and your clothes are. "It looks like you had a rough time. I really am grateful."


>Ask for her to buy you new clothes. Nice ones
>Ask for her Pokedex, yours is a hunk of crap
>Ask for money
>Ask to keep the fire stone
>Hmph, you owe me yet again. (Get her to repay you later. You have her wrapped around your little finger)
>It was nothing
>Other

>Take Eevee back to camp. There's a reward waiting for you.

discretion before greed

>>29285671
>>Take Eevee back to camp. There's a reward waiting for you

>>29285856
>>Ask to keep the fire stone
"Just tell your Dad you 'lost' it."

>>29285856
>>Ask for money
>>Ask to keep the fire stone

>>29285856
>Ask for her to buy you new clothes. Nice ones
For a start. It doesn't come close to making us even though

>>29285856

Let's keep her wrapped up we could problem milk this for quite a bit

Keep the fire stone too

>>29285895

How much does an Eevee sell for? We ask her to buy us that many clothes.

>>29285856
>Ask to keep the fire stone

>>29285856
>Ask for her to buy you new clothes. Nice ones
Yeah, we...totally ruined them catching Eevee. Completely. This was designer stuff, you know? Someone definitely designed these...

>>29285856
>Ask to keep the fire stone
>Ask for her to buy you new clothes. Nice ones
Greed is good. We've been good and proper so we better get a good fucking reward.

>>29285856
>>Ask for her to buy you new clothes. Nice ones

>>29285923
You're not totally sure. You're not exactly an expert in that area. You know it has to be a decent amount at least.

>>29285856
>Ask for her to buy you new clothes. Nice ones
>Ask to keep the fire stone

She beams with a smile. She's holding Eevee up in both hands and staring into his eyes. She doesn't even break eye contact. She just says "Huh? Oh sure! I don't need it." and nods. She returns to making baby noises at Eevee.

That was pretty easy. You wander if she'll give you anything else.

>Also, you want new clothes
>Also, you need some money
>Also, you want her Pokedex
>You decide she owes you a Pokemon. A really good one
>Great, thanks. Lets head back to town
>Other

>>29285856
>>Ask for her Pokedex, yours is a hunk of crap
also
>Ask to keep the fire stone
she threw it away anyways.

>>29286048
>>Also, you want her Pokedex

>>29286048
>Also, you want new clothes
But, appeal to her kindness, happiness and possible enjoyment of SHOPPING, don't just demand it. We gotta play it smooth.

>>29286048

Lets not push it for now, we might be able to get more later anyway, lets head back to town for now

>>29286048
>Also, you want new clothes
We're pretty boned otherwise

>>29286048
>>Also, you want new clothes
>>Also, you need some money
>>Also, you want her Pokedex
>>You decide she owes you a Pokemon. A really good one
>>Great, thanks. Lets head back to town

But seriously, Money. I dunno maybe 2000 Pokecash?

>>29286048
>>Also, you want new clothes
How about we get some clothes together?

>>29286048
>>Other
Lets go to the mall to celebrate!

food and clothes!

>>29286048
>New clothes if possible

You need new clothes. You're barely presentable because of what you had to do to get Eevee. Robin readily agrees. Her eyes light up as she realizes this means you're both going to go shopping together. "Speaking of clothes," she puts Eevee's collar back up. He's happy to have it.

You pack up the camp and decide to head back into town. You know all the best shops and which ones have the best and worst security.

>Ask for something else on the way back. This is the gift that keeps on giving
>Shopping time!
>Other

I'd rather we'd play it cool with rewards for now, but if we have to ask for clothes makes sure to be friendly, and ask for it out right, drop hints and let her offer to pay

>>29286220
>Ask for something else on the way back. This is the gift that keeps on giving
Ask if she wants to have lunch. Free food!

>>29286220
>Other
maybe get some breakfast too

nothing too fancy, any greasy spoon will do

>>29286220
>>Shopping time!

>>29286220
>>Shopping time!
>>29286220
We just passed on an opportunity to get a decent pokedex instead of the junk we have.

Shopping time, and slip in a hint about getting breakfast/lunch after on her

Rolled 48

>>29286220

>Shopping time

Roll for female friendship bonding

>>29286220
>You pack up the camp and decide to head back into town.
I'm expecting a Professor encounter.
>>29286231
I support this. We be scary and beat the shit out of bad guys and jerks while tricking cute girls out of their money and possessions.

>>29286220
>Mention that we're kind of broke.

It's time to go shopping! Outside you play it cool, but on the inside, you can't help but have a little thrill. This is a pretty rare thing for you. It's not a treat, it's a delicacy.

The food analogy is appropriate, both of your stomachs growl in unison. You subtly hint that you should get food somewhere after this. Before your get to the part where you suggest it's on her, she offers to pay. You're not sure if that's gratitude, pity for the poor orphan girl, or that she's just hungry. She nods in excitement and asks where you want to go shopping.

>Lets get solid traveling clothes
>Lets get something frilly
>You want to get something loose fitting, with a lot of pockets. It's the latest fashion. Yeah.
>Lets get something sexy
>Other

>>29286496
>>Lets get solid traveling clothes
Let's be practical guys

>>29286496
>Lets get something sexy
Then wear something loose with lots of pockets over top. Like a big trench coat or something

>>29286496
>>Lets get solid traveling clothes

we gotta be practical. Nobody gonna wipe our ass for us.

>>29286496

Solid clothing is good

with lacy underwear

>>29286496
>Lets get something sexy
Seduce our way out of trouble!

Rolled 9

>>29286496

>You want to get something loose fitting, with a lot of pockets. It's the latest fashion. Yeah.

everyone knows the best delinquents are fashionable

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>>29286496

>other

Yellow hoodie and baggy sweatpants.

Rolled 99

>>29286496

>Solid traveling clothes

>>29286546
This as well

>>29286496
>Lets get solid traveling clothes

We can't waste opportunities like this. let's get something that will last

>>29286496
>Lets get solid traveling clothes
>with something sexy underneath, just in in case you need to flash some skin

>>29286615
Aren't we like 11 or 12?

>>29286496
>Lets get solid traveling clothes
>Lets get something sexy
W-we can get something small right?

>>29286496
>Lets get solid traveling clothes

>>29286630
I think it was mentioned that we were late getting our license due to growing up in an orphanage.
Well, technically we grew up on the streets, but same difference.

I just want to mention here that I'll try to combine popular choices as long as they're not contradictory. Last night's Pokemon master/lewd dream combo is an example. I hope that's cool with everyone

You figure that you have a lot of traveling ahead, and decide on something practical for traveling. As you're thinking about that, you start to question to yourself what your next move will be, there aren't any gyms in Novum Town.

Before you get too lost in thought, you arrive at the store you know has some solid traveling clothes and gear. You've never had much reason to go here before, so you're silently relieved that the staff won't be following you around to make sure you don't steal anything.

(continuing)

>>29286706
Yeah by what a year or two?

The fact that everyone want something lewd out of a 13 or 14 year old girl is a little disturbing

>>29286736

You do know where you are right?

>>29286630
Just turned 16. I was going to keep it vague, but it's been asked a few times. Plus things got a little 'adult'. In retrospect, I don't know why I didn't expect that. I honestly didn't expect the street-kid thing, or even being a girl either.

Not complaining though. I'm having a blast.

>>29286709
You both head over to the clothing section. It's way in the back of the store. Robin puts on a serious face and carefully studies each article of clothing and their tags.

You finally find something that has everything you need for traveling. Sturdy material, small pockets, form fitted for things like compasses, flints, and other tools, and adjustable for both warm and cold weather, to a degree.

It's a little tight in some places, but that's part of what you wanted too. Here comes the fun part! You grab one of the survival knives and a couple small adjustments. Specifically loosening up the top a bit to show a little cleavage.

"Robin! What are you doing?" Whispers Robin. Oh yeah, you told her that was your name too. You take her clothes and do the same thing. When you're done you just wordlessly present them to her. She takes a moment to realize the intent behind the modifications, but turns bright red and giggles while covering her mouth.

"That's so bad!"

You beam with pride. You're bad. You're the baddest.

"Guess you're buying those then." A clerk says as you bring them to the register.

You remember you still have that survival knife.

>Pocket it
>Put it back
>Something else

>>29287006
>Put it back

We have a walking meal ticket now. Let's not make her think poorly of us

>>29287006
>Pocket it
It'll be very useful.

>>29287006

put it back we need to keep her with us and she may think poorly of theft

>>29287006
>>Put it back

don't fly too high Icarus

>>29287006
Put it back.

>>29287006

>"Guess you're buying those then." A clerk says as you bring them to the register.

>You remember you still have that survival knife.

I seriously thought you were going to suggest robbing the store with a knife.

Just put it on the counter, Robin will pay for it.

>>29287006
Is there an alarm or soething?

>Pocket it

>>29287006
>Put it back

Rolled 70

>>29287006
put it back

>>29287006
>>Put it back

You decide to put it back. Robin saw you use it so it'd be too suspicious.

You decide to get changed before you leave. Your old clothes are pretty crappy, even by your standards, but your new Backpack is pretty roomy, so you stuff them in. You never know, right?

You and Robin head over to a local greasy spoon. A wrinkled old woman who smells of smoke and poor life choices walks over and gruffly asks "What'll it be?"

>Well, what'll it be?

>>29287278

Pancakes, I declare we love pancakes here and now

>>29287278
Let Robin lead. I would imagine that eating out is going to be a reletively novel experience for us.

>>29287278
"Robin, what do you recommend?

>>29287300
Who doesn't? Seconding

Rolled 94

>>29287278
>>29287300

Order a ton o' pancakes.

Impress Robin with our mighty ability to eat more than a man by devouring our weight in pancakes.

>>29287278

>>29287300
Everybody loves pancakes. Unless they're wrong. Seconded.

Rolled 63

>>29287278
Chocolate Chip Pancakes with whip cream and sprinkles and a a cherry even though you're a delinquent you loves sweets and shit

>>29287278

Robin is paying so Blissey omelettes!

>>29287352
>>29287348
>>29287333
>>29287300

we already have one reference to another quest

lets do something different, Waffles

pancakes with syrup traps

You ask Robin what she recommends. She's absorbed in reading the entire menu, place-mats, and memorabilia on the wall. "Oh. I don't know. I need more time to decide."

When the waitress comes around, you declare that you want pancakes. Lots of them. An absurd amount. Robin looks over to you and stutters that she also wants pancakes.

They start coming in, plate by plate. You know how to pack away free food when it comes your way. You dig in and don't stop. Robin eats a decent amount, trying to keep up, but she's clearly out of her league.

As you both rest, bellies full, feeling sluggest, you feel decidedly less sexy than you did when you first put this outfit on. Robin looks over and asks you what your favorite type of Pokemon is.

>Name a type
>Don't have one
>Other

>>29287278
Pancakes

>>29287511

Fuck the pancake wannabes we need real pancakes

>>29287537
Pancakes. We're a bit out of it from eating so many.

Rolled 17

>>29287537
Can I participate?

>>29287537
>>Don't have one
I'm not too picky on what pokemon I get.

Rolled 50

>>29287537

Poison

Rolled 17

>>29287537
Lugia you don't really have a reason for it to be though

>>29287537
"Whichever type wins."

>>29287537
>>Don't have one

the ones that don't suck I guess

>>29287537

"What type is Houndour?"
"Dark? Yeah, that's my favourite."

>>29287537
>Don't have one

>>29287613
Seconded.

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>>29287537

Fairy.

>>29287537
>>Don't have one

>>29287537
Dragon.

MIGHTY DRAGON TYPE. HYPERU BEAMO!

>>29287537
"Don't have one. I never really understood why Gyms insist on being limited to one type"

You tell her that you don't have a particular favorite type. Whatever wins is best, and sticking to one type is just limiting yourself. She nods and looks at you with bright, naive eyes. "I totally agree!" She's starting to sound a little too eager to please. You're not sure how to feel about that. She looks down and away and says "but if anyone asks, it's fire."

she pays the bill. You're able to lean over and catch the price before it's taken away. It's a little less than you expected for how much you ate.

As you both exit the restaurant, you think about your next move. Before you're able to come up with anything, you slammed into by an unseen force.

"Robin! Are you ok?" Robin heads over to you to help you up. You see a young boy picking himself a few feet away. You can tell at a glance by the pokeballs at his belt and pokedex in his hand that he's a trainer.

>Yell at him
>Get violent
>Are you alright?
>other

>>29287892
>>Yell at him

You blind or something retard!

Rolled 40

>>29287892

>Yell at him
>Challenge him to a d-d-d-d-d-duel

>>29287892
>>Yell at him
"The hell was that for?!"

>>29287892

Help him up while pickpocketing.

>>29287892
Make sure we didn't just get pickpocketed

>>29287892
>Yell at him
Fuckin blind dumbass!

Rolled 22

>>29287892
>Yell at him
Hey watch it !

>>29287892
Wink at Robin, then pretend to be injured and scared.

>>29287892
>>Are you alright?

>>29287970
ALSO
PRETEND HE BROKE OUR DEX

>>29287892

Yell at the bastard and make sure we weren'y just pickpocketed

>>29287892
>Yell at him
Also, check our stuff to make sure he didn't just pickpocket us.

>>29287995
This!

"What the hell kid? Are you fucking blind!" You begin to yell. The kid jumps up to his feet.

"Look who's talking! You should watch out for people on the sidewalk you pig-headed goon!"

The mouth on this kid. If that's the way he wants to play it, fine by you. You launch into a tirade of profanities. At first Robin is glaring at the kid, nodding and visually backing you up, but she soon starts shrinking and turning red as an escalating series of vulgarities launch back and forth. She covers her ears and looks nervously at the gathering crowd.

"...SO FAR UP YOUR ASS YOU'LL TASTE IT!" You finish shouting.

"Fine! I was going to get my first badge at this towns gym, but first I'm going to teach you a lesson! I challange you to a Pokemon battle!"

>Fine! Lets teach this brat a lesson
>Call him an idiot, this town doesn't have a gym
>Walk away. You don't need this hassle.
>Other

>>29288083
>>Call him an idiot, this town doesn't have a gym
>Other
and then punch him in the face and storm off

Rolled 8

>>29288083
Call him an idiot!

Rolled 51

>>29288083

Call him an idiot AND accept his battle offer.]

>>29288083

Start the fight, Devon needs some training anyway

I'm suddenly pariond about talking bout the gym

>>29288083
>Call him an idiot, this town doesn't have a gym

>>29288083
>Call him an idiot
>Teach him a lesson
Whynotboth.jpg

>>29288107
>>29288115
why are you rolling
also why are you using names

Rolled 80

>>29288083
Call him an idiot AND teach him a lesson

>>29288083
>>Fine! Lets teach this brat a lesson
>>Call him an idiot, this town doesn't have a gym

Rolled 5

>>29288137

Why aren't YOU rolling and using a name?

>>29288166
Because I'm not a cocksucking faggot attentionwhore.

>>29288166
Because there is no reason to.

Rolled 11

>>29288137
Eh, easier to leave 'em in.

>>29288083

>Go Zappy Dan! Kick his fucking shit in!

>>29288218
We should have name our Magnimite Tesla

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>mfw this shitfag kid has a machop or some fighting type

... we haven't been to the Pokemon Center yet, have we?

>>29288256

>Arceus-Fighting go!

"Shows what you know! This town doesn't even have a gym. I'll be glad to kick your ass on behalf of Novum though."

The kid loses his composure for a second and grabs his head in frustration "Oh man! I thought this was going to be great practice before I tried at Kindleville" He quickly remembers how mad he is at you and strikes an angry pose.
"Fine!"

You both head over to the park across the street.

"Piplup, go!" He throws a Pokeball and a small blue flightless bird appears. It looks pretty cute.

>Use Pokedex
>Go Devon!
>Go Zappy Dan!
>Something else

(As a bonus, anybody have any suggestions for your throwing routine/pose?)

>>29288270
...well, shit. I believe we didn't.

>>29288313
>Go Zappy Dan!
It's SHOWTIME.

>>29288313
>>Go Zappy Dan!


throw it underhand cu we're a gril

>>29288313

Kamia pose then throw also Zappy Dam with a thundershock right off the baqt

>>29288313
>>Go Zappy Dan!
Thunderbolt, bitch.

>>29288313
>Go Zappy Dan

>>29288321
Devon never took a hit! he' fine. and Zappy Dan's defense is strong and has type advantage. Ride him till he drops and throw out Devon

>>29288313
Use our dex, when it doesn't work ask Robin to use hers on it.

>>29288313
>Go Zappy Dan!
>Use Pokedex

>>29288313
>Go Zappy Dan!

>>29288348
I hope it came pre-TM'ed for that...

If not, we have to stick with Thundershock or Spark.

Rolled 91

>>29288313

Since we're thuggin', throw the pokeball at the trainer and hit them with it. Then the Pokemon is released.

sonic boom
thunderwave
supersonic
tackle
thundershock

assuming we know Zappy Dan knows that

>>29288486
Only if we happen to be pissed at the time. But bouncing off his head sounds great

>>29288313
>throwing routine
Underarm for short-range accuracy.

As for the guys voting Dex, Piplup is blue. Nearly all blue Mons are water types, and nearly all water types are blue. It's a good bet we know Dan will have the type advantage here.

"Zappy Dan, I choose you!" You throw a soft, underhanded toss. Once it lands and Zappy Dan comes you, you decide it needs a little something else, so you pose triumphantly. It'd be perfect if you only had a billowing cape or a stylish scarf.

Before you let the match get underway, you take out your Pokedex and scan the twerp's Pokemon.

"Piplup, the *static* Pokemon. When it's health is low, it's water moves become stronger."

Wow, that was surprisingly helpful.

The kid yells over to you "Hey! Are we going to start this or what? Piplup is my only Pokemon, so it's gotten 100% of my training. We're going to trounce you!"

>Insult the kid by saying he's probably just bad at catching Pokemon
>Right, let's get this show on the road. Call out an attack (d100 to see if you know any)
>Something else.

How are you handling moves?

Can they know more than four moves?

>>29288313
Have you ever played Pokemon Tabletop Adventures?

>>29288591
THUNDERSHOCK

Rolled 31

>>29288591
>Right, let's get this show on the road. Call out an attack (d100 to see if you know any)
SPEAK

Rolled 31

>>29288591
>Insult the kid by saying he's probably just bad at catching Pokemon
>Your starter? Gee, how original
>Zappy Dan, ZAP CANNON!

Rolled 4

>>29288618
[spolier]I'm stupid[/spoler]

>>29288591
>>Insult the kid by saying he's probably just bad at catching Pokemon
>>Imply he only trains one Pokemon to compensate for the size of his penis

Rolled 55

>>29288591

Insult the kid

While he's rump rustled, scream for Dan to use Thunderwave.

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Rolled 85

>>29288591
[x] SONIC BOOM

Rolled 13

>>29288591

THUNDERSHOCK MOTHER FUCKER DO YOU KNOW IT?!

Rolled 63

>>29288591
Thundershock

Rolled 19

>>29288591
Spark!

Rolled 14

>>29288591
Thundershock time.

Rolled 1

>>29288591
Use your most powerful electric attack Zappy!

Rolled 76

>>29288591

Thundershock

>>29288598
Can they know more than four moves?
Yes. I figure it gives a wider ranger of options for creative play. Plus it's pretty hard to fluff why Pokemon have such limited memories.

>>29288611
No, but my friends have voluntold me for running a campaign when our current campaign ends.

Rolled 49

>>29288591
>>Right, let's get this show on the road. Call out an attack (d100 to see if you know any)

thunderwave

>>29288677
>1d20
>nat one
As expected of a tripfag.

Rolled 2

>>29288677
Oops, 1d20.

Rolled 95

>>29288687

"In all his excitement in learning Flamethrower, Devon forgot how to roar."

>>29288705
please go away

>>29288687
Most pokemons have limited intelligence, not quite up to human or child standards.

>>29288705
>1d100
>2

Stop rolling.

Rolled 55

>>29288744
But, it's fun!(JK)

Rolled 6

>>29288730

In the show, a lot of them were fucking smart.

>>29288705
Is having a namefag who rolls really badly a prerequisite for quests or something?

>>29288650
>>29288656
>>29288668
[Thundershock wins]

Humiliating this kid in a battle is all the insult he needs. With relief, you remember that electric types almost always know Thundershock.

"Zappy Dan! Use Thundershock!"

"Piplup! Bubblebeam, now!"

Zappy Dan isn't the picture of speed, but somehow it manages to move faster. A small bolt of electricity arcs from Zappy Dan and is greeted by Piplup's barely starting bubblebeam.

The bubbles are all popped as the thundershock rips through the bubblebeam. It seems they gave Piplup a small buffer. He's struck and goes sliding back, but he isn't out yet.

>Thundershock again!
>Try a different attack
>Try something to throw the kid off his game, like an insult or a distraction
>Something else

>>29288898
>>Try a different attack

Thunderwave!

cripple and then destroy

Rolled 59

>>29288898
>Try a different attack
"Uh, try some other thunder thing I guess!"

>>29288898
>>Thundershock again!

>>29288852
Metagross had four brains and was as as smart as a super computer.

>>29288898
Thunderwave.

Rolled 71

>>29288898
Keep it up anoher thunder shock

>>29288898
Fucking spam thunderbolt until it dies.

>>29288898
>Thundershock again!

>>29288898

>Wave of Thunder!

Rolled 45

>>29288898
Spark!

>>29288898
>>Thundershock again!
It worked the first time, might as well stay on the track.

>>29288955
thundershock*

Rolled 25

>>29288898

YOU'VE BEEN THUNDERSTRUCK

>>29288898
>Thundershock again!
We should play it safe.

>>29288898
SonicBoom!
Go the distance Zappy Dan!

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well I don't know just how much this will follow the games, but a paralyzed poke's speed get halved in addition to the 50-50 chance of them not moving

>>29288898
Hyper beam

>>29289107

>not Frenzy Plant

Do you even type advantage?

>>29288942
>>29288927
>>29288962 (tiebreaker)

"Zappy Dan, use thundershock again!" You're really getting into this. Your anger has been replaced by concentration and determination. This is what it's all about.

Zappy Dan's magnets spin as he throws another thundershock. He leans into it and gives it a visibly strong effort. You remember that Devon beat Zappy Dan up yesterday as you notice a few scratches and bumps on him.

The twerp shouts for Piplupto use a move called brine. He puts on a shit eating-grin and your confidence wavers for a second.

Thundershock strikes Piplup again, but he's braced for it and attacks back with a power pulse of water. Zappy Dan is sent flying into a rock and you hear a loud *TONG* before he hits the ground.

Piplup looks like he's barely hanging on, but at least he's standing

>Encourage Zappy Dan, and settle this with one more thundershock
>Try a new tactic
>Forfeit
>Something else

>>29289141
>not Thunder
Do you even STAB?

>>29289162
>>Encourage Zappy Dan, and settle this with one more thundershock

If it loses we still have Houndoom.

>>29289162
>Encourage Zappy Dan, and settle this with one more thundershock

We got this. Piplup can't take another attack, and we're going first

>>29289162
>Encourage Zappy Dan, and settle this with one more thundershock

>>29289162
>>Encourage Zappy Dan, and settle this with one more thundershock

>>29289162
You got him on the ropes, close in for the kill!

Rolled 71

>>29289162

Forfeit

>>29289162
>Encourage Zappy Dan, and settle this with one more thundershock
"It's a fucking penguin! Are you gonna lose to a penguin? No, you're not, because you're a badass! Fry his brains!"

>>29289162
>>Try a new tactic

SONIC BOOM NEVER MISSES

Rolled 99

New tactic shock wave

>>29289162

BELIEVE ZAPPY DAN YOU CAN DO IT

>>29289162
>>Try a new tactic
Find that pipe and move in to help Zappy Dan.

>>29289223
actually it has 95% accuracy

>>29289269
right, that's shockwave

sonic always does 20

meh, lost the vote anyway.

>>29289247
Ahh... actually, do this. Dat roll.

>>29289223
Sonic Boom always does 20 damage. Swift is the guaranteed hit move.

>>29289331
>>29289247

it only learns shockwave through tm

>>29289369
Only in the games...

[Sorry about the delay. House got busy]

You shout out to Zappy Dan "Come on, get up! You're not going to lose to a fucking penguin, are you?"

Zappy Dan slowly levitates up. Sparkling electricity flies all around him.

"Thundershock! Let's finish this!" You point dramatically at Zappy Dan's target. Piplup is breathing heavily, and prepares another counter attack.

The kid shouts once more. He looks frustrated that the match hasn't ended yet. "Piplup! Brine again!" He shouts so hard his eyes are closed.

The thundershock slams through Piplups brine before it has a chance to really start going. Piplup is sent sprawling backwards and hits the ground. He isn't getting up.

The match is over, you won. You retrieve Zappy Dan, as he's not looking all that stable.

"You did it!" Robin shouts beside you. She's jumping up and down in excitement.

>High five! You rock
>Hug her in excitement. You're thrilled and you're not afraid to show it.!
>Shrug it off. You're too cool to act like it was a big deal
>Other

>>29289469
>High five! You rock
Gotta run to a Pokecenter now.

>>29289469
>Hug her

Rolled 47

>>29289469

>High five!
>Other
Kick sand on kid. Demand dosh for winning.

>>29289469
>Hug her in excitement. You're thrilled and you're not afraid to show it.!

>>29289469
>Other
MOCK THE ENEMY. MAKE HIM APOLOGISE FOR RUNNING INTO US.

>>29289469
>>High five! You rock
If Zappy Dan had a mouth I would suggest getting him a treat.

>>29289469
Lift Zappy Dan victoriously in the air as if he were a trophy. Than high five.

>>29289469
>Shrug it off. You're too cool to act like it was a big deal
>check if Zappy Dan is OK

>>29289469
>>High five! You rock

>>29289469
High fives all around

Rolled 97

>>29289469
Hug and mock the enemy

>>29289469
>Hug her in excitement. You're thrilled and you're not afraid to show it.!
Also fucking taunt that kid, thinking he's so high and mighty...

>>29289469
High five than go heal your Pokemon. Who knows when you'll need them next so it pays to keep them in fighting shape.

>>29289469
>Shrug it off. You're too cool to act like it was a big deal

we are street tough punks. everything is lame, even winning. no especially winning

>>29289563
>>29289572
I can't imagine successfully mocking someone after hugging.

>>29289469
>Shrug it off. You're too cool to act like it was a big deal
Beating that punk ain't worth celebrating.
Now fork over the cash, kid.

>>29289602
That's when I do my best mocking, anon.

>>29289563
Seconding

>>29289618
is there an exchange of money here?

Rolled 67

>>29289563

Fuck off name fags.

>>29289469
>lose to a fucking penguin,

Do penguins even exist in this world?

>>29289469
>>Hug her in excitement. You're thrilled and you're not afraid to show it.!
Pokemon centre. Now. Bring the kid.

>>29289668
It's customary, yes.

You raise your hand to give Robin a high five! That was awesome! Robin clumsily attempts to meet your hand but misses wildly and falls into you. You catch her before you both fall and let her try again. This time it connects, but barely. She laughs, embarrassed.

The kid retrieves Piplup. He keeps his face hidden but you can tell by his body language that he's upset.

>Rub it in his face
>Demand apology
>"Nice match kid, you almost had me"
>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.
>Other

Rolled 26

>>29289681
I'm in a different thread that requires a trip stop bitching and enjoy the thread

>>29289730
>>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.

no time for losers cuz we are the champions

>>29289730
>>Demand apology
>>Other
Drag him to the pokemon centre. Make sure all the 'mons get healed up.

>>29289730
>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.

>>29289730
>Demand apology

>>29289730
Take his money just like they do in my video games. Then go to a Pokecenter.

Rolled 8

>>29289730

>rub it in his face
>walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter
>other / tell kid to follow you to Pokecenter to get Piplup back to health

>>29289784
This.

>>29289784
Why not.

>>29289730
>Demand apology
I see us as being brash, but not outright jerks

>>29289730
>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.
let's not pay attention to fodder

>>29289730
"And Dan wasn't even at full strength"
Then
>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.

>>29289730
>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.
Little shit ain't even worth extorting money off.

>>29289784
May as well.

>>29289784
Fourthed.

>>29289784
We should do that.

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>>29289784
What kind of street tough are we?

>>29289933

The kind that cares about our gat dang pokemon

Yeah drag his ass to the pokemon center with us

>>29289933

The kind with the heart of gold.

Like Lance Alvers, and some other street tough I forget or am not aware of.

As you're looking over at him, his eyes slowly move from the ground up to your face, until they meet yours.

You're a little impressed and a little insulted that they didn't linger on any of your outfits modifications.

You continue to look at him expectantly. You know that he knows what you want. After what feels like a few brief seconds to you, but probably an eternity for him, he breaks eye contact and quietly says "Sorry."

Damn straight! Still you should both probably go to the Pokemon center after that. You mouth "Come on" as you cock your head in that direction. He looks up at you with a blank expression for a second, then smiles, getting your meaning.

The three of you walk to the Pokemon center together

>Say something
>Do something

>>29289993
>>Say something

"so who do I have to kill to get a decent dex?"

>>29289993
Muck about with our pokedex. Bemoan it's uselessness.

Rolled 23

>>29289993

>Do something

Display slight pout and anger he didn't check out your cleavage

>>29290043
Can't think of anything better, I'll vote for this.

>>29289993
>Say something
Talk to Robin about random shit until the kid gets embarrassed

>>29290043
Sure, why not.

>>29290043

this

>>29289730
>Demand apology

then

>Walk away, you should get to the Pokecenter.

>>29290043
When they ask why it's so beat explain that you were supposed to get a new when you got our starter Pokemon, but both of them got jacked from the truck, so we had to catch our own starter and got a hand me down Dex

>>29289993

>Say something

So where'd you get that Piplup kid, a Professor? Was it that Firs dude?

>>29290103

>"So like I had my period last week and you won't believe how much blood gushed out everywhere..."

>>29290258
"That sounds bad. You got it treated right?"

You take your Pokedex out of your pocket again and start playing with it. You scroll through your spotted Pokemon and see if there's any useful information. It freezes occasionally and many parts are unreadable or otherwise useless.

"What a hunk of crap" You mutter to yourself quietly. The kid takes the bait. "Wow, sure is! Did you find it in a museum?"

Sure didn't take him long to get his lip back.

"Professor Alpine's pokedex are way better" He brags. You guess that's who gave him his starter too.

Robin looks over and cheerfully says "It gave useful information on Piplup. It can't be all that bad."

The pokemon center has a bit of a line. As you take your number, you fish into your pocket for your trainer ID as you remember it doubles as your credit card. You also have the paper cash you took from Professor Fir. You notice that the little digital display on your trainer card looks sizably bigger than it did before. Especially since it was a 0.

The kid looks up to your card. "You were broke? What a rip!" He crosses his arms.

Robin see's the confused expression on your face. She chimes in, "You two didn't set a limit, so the default bet was half of your money."

>That's the dumbest system you've ever heard of
>Huh, you could make some decent money if you challange the right person
>Sounds risky, better establish a bet before you challange anyone in the future
>How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky

>>29290343
>How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky

>>29290343

Ask him to pay now since he mentioned it

>>29290343
>>Sounds risky, better establish a bet before you challange anyone in the future
>>How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky

>>29290343
What the fuck is this Big Brother shit?

Rolled 35

>>29290343

Last one is funny but too meta.

"Huh, you could make some decent dosh if you challenge the right person."

>>29290343
>>How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky

If they know that they might know whenever we steal stuff. Maximum paranoia.

>>29290343
>How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky

>>29290343
>Huh, you could make some decent money if you challange the right person
TIME TO ABUSE THE SYSTEM
Spend ALL the money on items. Pokeballs, potions and antidotes will ALWAYS be useful.

>>29290343
>Huh, you could make some decent money if you challange the right person

>>29290343
>>How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky
Question everything! Constant vigilance!
Or in other words, let's make everyone confused and paranoid.

>>29290422
>antidotes
>not full heals
pleb

>>29290343
On a side note, does the bretty kid have a name?
No, I don't mean protagonist.

>>29290466

>not Lum Berries
What's wrong? Got no GREEN VERSION thumb?

>>29290343
>>That's the dumbest system you've ever heard of
internally
>>Huh, you could make some decent money if you challange the right person
Babby trainer hunter!

Pokemon protagonists literally battle with and take money from preschoolers.

Learn from their example.

>>29290503
>not full restore
Try harder

>>29290466
Overpriced and you'll run out too quick. Early game you're better off buying several of each specialised cure rather than a pile of Full Heals.
>>29290503
a) that defeats the purpose
b) boring and tedious until you get fly
>>29290559
>needing Full Restores before the Elite 4
git gud

"How did our cards know we battled? They seems a little freaky" you comment to Robin.

She perks up at the chance to explain what she knows. "Oh! That's actually pretty simple, you see, there's-"

Oh wow. Those are some pretty big words she's using. You nod your head and pretend to follow along. You never spent much time in school and this is one of the few times you regret it. At least you know that if you play things right, you can make some very quick cash for doing something you were going to do anyway, battle! You can't help but smirk wickedly at the prospect of quick money. You glance over and see that the kid seems to be following along. That's embarrassing.

"...and that's all there is to it!" Robin finishes. You were able to at least gather that that's all the cards keep track of.

As your nodding to indicate your understanding, you see a sign in the back that says "Free showers for trainers, food extra."

You also see a typing chart and some educational pamphlets.

>Pokecenters have free showers?
>I thought there was free food!
>Check out the chart and pamphlets

>>29290596
What about lava cookies?

>>29290617
>Check out the chart and pamphlets

This is info that we need to have, in character.

>>29290617

>Pokecenters have free showers?

>>29290617
>Check out the chart and pamphlets
Also can't hurt to see how much the food costs.

Like do we get more value for our money than we would at a fast food place?

>>29290617

Food! We shall always be hungry! ALso shower we probably are a little ripe