So far, you've had a hell of a trip.

You travelled with your friends, Vegeta, Nappa, and Raditz, to a far off moon called Vega 5. Upon arrival, you found a good landing space and have decided to have a night out on the town with your buddies.

The four of you walk down the street, observing all the city has to offer. Casinos, bars, restaurants, strip clubs, arcades, amusement parks, water parks, races, musical performances, theatres, this place has everything!

The only question is, where to go?

>A. Casiono

>B. Bar

>C. Restaurant

>D. Strip club

>E. Arcade

>F. Amusement Park

>G. Water Park

>H. Go watch a race

>I. Go see a musical performance

>J. Go to a theatre, see a play

>K. Ask the others what they want to do

>L. Back to the ship

>M. Something else

>>29281737
>K.
Maybe we can find a fight club.

>>29281737
>K. Ask the others what they want to do

>>29281737
>D

>>29281737
D

>>29281766
>>29281789
>>29281803
>>29281817
Deadlock

>>29281737
>K

>>29281737
Strip clubs

>>29281737
A.

>>29281737
>K

>>29281737
K as fuck!

>>29281832
Ask the others.

>>29281832
Breaking with >D

>>29281766
>>29281789
>>29281833
>>29281849
>>29281851
>>29281858

You decide to ask the others what they want to do.

"I'm starving!" Nappa announces loudly, drawing irritated glances from Raditz and Vegeta.

"I could go for something to eat too" Raditz admits.

"I could use a good drink" Vegeta says.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29281882
>B.
Find a bar.

>>29281882
>B
Let's all get some food.

>>29281882
I hear strip clubs have good drinks
maybe they have food as well

>>29281882
>A
Alright! Lets go bar hopping!
>B Go bar hopping
I gotta go, make sure frank or bardock doesn't get killed!

>>29281882
>A
Well fuck you losers, I'm going to a strip club

>>29281882
A Ok, first let's look for some restaurants.
There might be ones catered for families, ones that are quite delicate and from other cultures, or we could try to eat some fast food or other imbiss stuff.
I think even bars have food. So we could try it there while drinking some alcohol.
Your call.

>>29281931
>>29281923
>>29281913
>>29281896
>>29281901
>>29281910

Vote

>>29281882
>B
restaurant

>>29281947
Ditch losers
hit up strip club

>>29281947
They told you what they want, but your strip club idea is much better than anything they said, so go with that.

>>29281947
Get food.

>>29281947
A bar, a bar, my kingdom for a bar.

>>29281947
You're going to a strip club, if those losers want to eat instead that's their problem.

>>29281998
They aren't losers, you cunt.

>>29281947
Restaurant.

>>29282015
>Wanting to eat when there are perfectly good strip clubs nearby.

What was that about them not being losers again?

>>29281896
>>29281913
>>29281991
Bar

>>29281901
>>29281931
>>29281948
>>29281981
>>29282015
Restaurant
>>29281998
>>29281979
>>29281965
>>29281923
>>29281910
Strip club

>>29282063
Saiyans get cranky when they don't eat.

Food.

>>29282063
>Strip club

>>29282063

How about we go to a bar that DOUBLES as a restaurant?

>>29282063
strip club
fuck resturants

>>29282063
Strip clubs

>>29282063
Get some food.

>>29282063
why the hell are we on planet vegas if we aren't going to strip clubs guys
seriously
It's not like the hookers, Som offered up this one

>ignoring your teammates
What chucklefuck goes to a strip club hungry?

>>29282063
Food!

>>29282136
>teammates
They're our friends, and it's our duty to tell our friends when they're being lame

>>29282162
We're saiyans. We need food. Wanting to eat isn't lame.

>>29282063
Food.

>>29282184
>>29282144
>>29282122
>>29282098
>>29282078
>>29282015
>>29281981
>>29281948
>>29281931
>>29281901
You decide to get something to eat, you're a saiyan, after all, and when do saiyans turn down food?

You see several restaurants nearby, each of them seeming a little bit different from the other.
"Spacey's" seems like a basic restaurant, serving burgers, hotdogs, eggs, and such.

"Gluters" is a restaurant where all the male waiters wear short shorts. It doubles as a bar.

"Styuckuhps" seems to me a more fancy restaurant, everyone who is entering is all dressed up.

>A. Spacey's, get a simple meal

>B. Gluters, you could use a drink

>C. Styuckhups, you're feeling classy tonight

>D. Something else

>>29282297
>B

>>29282297
>A. Spacey's, get a simple meal

>>29282312
Gay.

>>29282297
>C. Styuckhups, you're feeling classy tonight
Let's have some fun, I want to see the upper class fellas watch saiyans eat.

>>29282297
B

>>29282297
>A.

>>29282297
Gluters
It's the only hybrid of bar and restaurant
we'll have to put up with the weird waiters

>>29282393
>Zarbon works there

>>29282409
oh god yes
Som plz
he's been gone for forever
Changing my A to B

>>29282409
>Implying Zarbon doesn't own the place

>>29282312
>>29282375
>>29282393
>>29282409
>>29282461
You decide to go ahead and visit Gluters. You get some odd looks as the four of you enter the restaurant, but you go inside anyway.

>A. Take a seat at the bar

>B. Wait for a waiter to seat you somewhere

>C. Something else

>>29282535
>B
only vegeta wants a drink, the others want food

>>29282528
That.... would make a lot of sense, actually.

>"'Gay bar'?? Ugh! No! I'm just trying to spread the cultural trends of my destroyed planet as the last of my race! Honestly, how could anyone think I'd run an establishment like that!"

>>29282591
All things considered, seeing that Frieza's uniforms usually involved only wearing battle armor and underwear, I don't think this sort of place would give much of a vibe.

Especially considering Nappa and Raditz both used to wear the same kind of uniform.

>>29282659
Zarbon's was actually rather more blatant due to the thigh-highs he wore.

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I bet Nappa takes one look of the place and makes this expression.

>>29282544
So, this is the only vote, should I go with this?

>>29282848
Sure, why not?

I don't suppose people are giving us odd looks because of the battle armor?

>>29282848
yeah.

>>29282879
>>29282749
>>29282703
>>29282659
>>29282591
>>29282544
You decide to wait to be taken to a table. A young man in a muscle shirt and short shorts walks up to you and the others a few moments later and escorts you to a table. He hands out menus, and asks if you know what you would like to drink.

Vegeta and Nappa order beer, while Raditz just gets water.

>a. Beer

>B. Water

>C. Something else

>>29282926
>C. Something else
Ask if they have HETAP if not, get a beer.

>>29282926
C
Do they have HETAP?

>>29282926
>C
Space jack and coke

>>29282926
HETAP

>>29282943
>>29282944
>>29282970
You ask if they have any HETAP.

The waiter gives you a confused look. "What is HETAP?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29282989
>A
"Nevermind. Give me a beer."

>>29282989
>A. Say something
"It's a beverage of sorts."
"I'll just have a beer if you don't have it."

>>29282989
>A. Say something
"Nevermind, I'll just have a beer then."
"Say, I don't suppose there's a guy called Zarbon working in this place? This sort of looks like right up his alley, no pun intended."

>>29283007
>>29283045
"Nevermind, I'll just have a beer" you tell him.

He nods and leaves to get you your drinks. Raditz looks lost in thought, while Vegeta and Nappa are talking to each other about something or other.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29283097
>A
"So what do you guys think our next course of action should be? I mean, the PTO is still out there."

>>29283097
>A. "What's on your mind, Raditz?"

>>29283204
This

>>29283204
>>29283120
Vote

>>29283336

>>29283204

>>29283336
Both.

>>29283204
>>29283293
>>29283362
"What's on your mind, Raditz?" you ask.

Raditz snaps out of his daze and looks around to make sure nobody is listening in. He leans forward, and motions for you and the others to do the same. He takes another glance around to make sure you all have privacy, then speaks up.

"I have a brilliant idea" he whispers.

"Oh, wonderful, another idea from Raditz" Nappa says sarcastically.

"Jockstrap incident two incoming" Vegeta jokes.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29283418
>A
"Go on."

>>29283418
>A. Laugh at Vegeta and Nappa's comments then tell him to continue.

>>29283449
>>29283459
You laugh at their comments before looking at Raditz.

"Go on..." you tell him.

He glares at all of you for laughing at him, but continues. "This world does not have HETAP. We come from a world that does. We bring HETAP to this world, claiming we invented it, and make a fortune!"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29283418
>A. Say something
"I doubt it's worse than when I for some reason thought it was a good idea to let my soul temporarily merge with the dark void of space."

>>29283580
>A.
"What if it's poisonous to some of the races here?"

>>29283580
>>A. Say something
'How are we going to upscale the production, exactly? Or replicate the exact formula? Secure suppliers, brewing factories, logistics?'

'Now, introducing HETAP to this market, there's some good dosh on that.'

>>29283640
>>29283582
>>29283637
All good choices...

>>29283580
>A. Say something
"We already have a fortune from the technology we brought back home, remember?"

>>29283637
>>29283640
>>29283657
"How are we going to upscale the production, exactly?" you ask. "Or replicate the exact formula? Secure supplies, brewing factories, logistics? Now, introducing HETAP to this market, there's some good dosh on that."

"It's simple" Raditz tells you. "First, when we return to Earth, we will break into a HETAP brewery and steal the formula. Then, we get a market started here. One small brewery while we introduce it to the planet. Soon, we'll have restaurants, bars, and whatever else asking us to supply them with it, and paying us a lot of money to do so. We can then open more breweries and expand our business to other planets, and make a fortune!"

"What if it's poisonous to some of the races here?" you ask.

"Half the stuff they eat and drink on Earth are poisonous to humans, but nobody seems to care" he points out.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29283746
A.
Well, humans are kind of retarded, but I was thinking more "Oh Kami, I am dying" poisonous.

>>29283746
>A. Say something
"Fita would kick your ass if you tried that."
"Besides, if we wanted to start stealing from the locals, each one of us is individually more than powerful enough to start an empire anyhow."
"Still, if you want easy money, you can just start start up a spacestation that's a trading hub between worlds and just collect profit that way."

>>29283857
>>29283865
"Well, I mean, humans are kind of retarded" you tell him. "But I was thinking more "Oh Kami, I'm dying" kind of poisonous."

Everyone stares at you.

"You do realize you're married to a human, right?" Raditz asks.

"And that you live in a home provided to you by humans" Vegeta adds.

"And you have two half human children" Nappa finishes.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29284008
>A. "I didn't say saiyans aren't retarded either"

>>29284080
Pretty much this yeah.

>>29284008
>A. Say something
"I'm not exactly the sharpest tool in the shed myself."
"You should know by now that most of my 'brilliant ideas' leave me comatose for weeks."

>>29284008
A.
I am not a clever man. But the point is, we can't expect every race out there to do stupid things like eating capsaicin or drinking HETAP when it kills them.

>>29284080
>>29284080
This, laughing

>>29284080
>>29284131
>>29284110
"I didn't say saiyans aren't retarded either" you tell them.

"Excuse me?" Vegeta asks.

"Those sound like fighting words" Nappa tells you.

"Meh" Raditz says.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29284205
Laugh, we're having fun.

"Every species has their heroes and their fuck ups. Loosen up; I was mostly poking fun at myself"

>>29284205
>A. "Come on guys, if we analyze every single species we'll see every single one does stupid shit, a lot.

>>29284205
>A. Say something
"Relax, the statistics are pretty distorted because I alone drop the collective IQ of our race to that of a particularily smart potato."

>>29284324
Seconding the use of this.

>>29284324
This is amazing.

>>29284349
>>29284337
>>29284324
"Relax, the statistics are pretty distorted because I alone drop the collective IQ of our race to that of a particularly smart potato" you tell them.

Everyone bursts into laughter, continuing until the waiter brings you your drinks. He then asks you what you'd like to eat. Vegeta, Raditz, and Nappa each order burgers and fires.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29284396
Giant T-rex Steak. Rare.

>>29284396
"Same as the others. Wait, do you have any blue aliens with greenish hair working here?"

>>29284438
This

>>29284406
>>29284438
>>29284463
"Same as the others" you tell the waiter. "Also, do you have any blue aliens with greenish hair living here?"

"Not that I know of, but our owner will be stopping by soon, he might know" the waiter tells you before walking off.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29284623
>A. "Well, it was worth a shot. Anyway, while we wait how about you guys tell me what you had been up to back home."

>>29284683
Any other votes, or just this?

>>29284905
I don't know man, it's like veryone just... disappeared.

>>29284920
Fita's parents have abducted them, Commander

>>29284683
I'll go with this

>>29284683
"Well, it was worth a shot" you comment, turning your attention back to your friends. "So, how about you guys tell me what you've been up to back home while we wait?"

"Well, Vegeta and Bulma have probably been up to-" Nappa starts

"I swear to god Nappa, if you finish that sentence I will kill you" Vegeta warns him.

Raditz laughs. "Nappa was recently the winner of a wrestling tournament"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29284920
I went drinking with my family for a few hours.

Also, we're not doing anything important, so I'm pretty cool with anything that doesn't involve marital infidelity.

>>29284998
>A. "I'm resisting the temptation to do any naked oil wrestling jokes. What about you Raditz?"

>>29284998
>A.
"Really? They give you a stage name, or was it actual fighting wrestling?"

>>29285051
>>29285052
"I'm resisting the temptation to make any naked oil wrestling jokes" you tell everyone. "So, did they give him stage names or was it actual fighting wrestling?"

"It was real, but there were still stage names" Nappa tells you.

"I signed him up and picked the name for him" Raditz tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

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>>29285150
>A. "What did you name him?" Prepare to burst our ass laughing.

>>29284942
Well, I'm not going on another suicide mission.

>>29285179
This is good.

>>29285179
>>29285223
"What did you name him?" you ask, preparing to burst out laughing.

"Mr. Clean" Raditz tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29285244
>A
that's not funny
that's not funny at all
that's how my grandma died

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>>29285244

>>29285244
Laugh.
Then ask Raditz if he did anything aside from making Nappa fight in a wrestling championship.

>>29285282
I seem to get behind most of your ideas, Shepard.
Well, at least it explains how you got literally everyone with personal issues and a gun to join your crew.

>>29285308
>literally everyone with personal issues
don't forget that they were also all gay for Shepard.

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>>29285308
>>29285344
>>29285308
And who isn't?

>>29285362
>>29285344
>>29285308
>>29285282
>>29285278
>>29285272
You and Vegeta laugh while Nappa grumbles to himself.

"So, what have you done besides make Nappa participate in a wrestling tournament?" you ask Raditz.

"Trained, mostly" he tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29285515
>A. Say something
"Good man."
"Any of you come up with awesome new concepts for techniques for anything?"
"I've got this one idea of where I try to make Super Saiyan become my natural state."

>>29285515
>A
"That's good. I hope the others have the same attitude. Now what should be our next course of action? Or maybe we should talk about that in a less public venue?"

>>29285515
>A
"So is Vegeta the only one who's shown any 'interest' in humanity?"

"Remember, I'm not here to judge."

>>29285515

>A. "It shows, damn I remember when you were weaker than Fluffy, and look at you now"
"Heck, all of you progressed a ton. Remember what I said back then? Unlimited potential"
Then switch subjects and ask:
>>29285596
And finally, tell them of the plan.
>>29285580

>>29285580
Please Som. Raditz must have day-of-the-week themes.

>>29285626
Monday Megiddo (a large area of effect attack that uses a lot of energy but can get him out of tight situations)
Wednesday Splitter (A kind of ki axe-kick that is intended to carve the opponent in half using the energy like a blade)

>>29285580
>>29285582
>>29285596
>>29285621
>>29285626
"It shows" you tell him. "Damn, I remember when you were weaker than Fluffy. Look at you now. Heck, all of you have progressed a ton. Remember what I said back then? Unlimited potential. So, is Vegeta the only one who's shown any 'interest' in humanity? Remember, I'm not here to judge."

"Well, my brother and your son seem to have taken a liking to that Chi-Chi girl" Raditz tells you. "And that Android 18 was pretty good looking."

Nappa just shrugs.

"So, have any of you come up with awesome new concepts for techniques or anything?" you ask. "I've got an idea to make Super Saiyan my natural state."

"Well, I've come up with some new techniques" Raditz tells you. "Thursday Thunder and Friday Finisher."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29285712
Saturday Crush (piledriver)
Double Sunday (Kamehameha-esque)

>>29285792
>A
Ooo that's good. What do they do?

>>29285827
Those are things he already has.

>>29285792
"Nappa? Vegeta? Any new techniques?"

>>29285792
>A
Raditz man what are you gonna do when you run out of days of the week.

>>29285869
Fatal February
March Mangler
November Nuke

>>29285891
Damnit, those are good

>>29285869
Christmas Crasher
Thanksgiving Throw
Hannukah Heel
Kwanza Chaos
Easter Elbow
President's Day Press

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>>29285934
I like that.

>>29285901
Thanks, SOM

>>29285972
December Devistation

>>29285972
I liked the months, too. That was cheeky.

>>29285849
>>29285854
>>29285869
"Raditz, what are you going to do when you run out of days of the week?" you ask.

"Move on to months" he tells you.

"So, what do they do?" you ask.

"Thursday Thunder is a massive energy wave" he tells you. "And Friday Finisher is a finishing move where I crush my opponent's throat."

"Vegeta, Nappa, any new techniques?" you ask.

"Nope" Nappa tells you.

"I haven't learned any new techniques" Vegeta tells you.

"No fighting techniques at least" Raditz comments.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

Somnius's Raditz is now Calendar Man.

>>29285934
Pressident's Day?

>>29286125

>>29286183
President's Day Pecker Slap

>>29286268
?

>>29286125
>A. "Well, I don't have anything new. But I did think of upgrading my meteor punch. Charge it with 10 times, maybe even more energy, maybe the equivalent to a kamehameha. It'd be one heck of a punch"

>>29286125
>A. Say something
"Just beefing up is a pretty solid way to go about it I suppose."
"Though I myself am a man who likes strange techniques and abilities a lot and I often do a lot of stupid shit to acquire them."
"Like that one time, I let my soul temporarily get sucked into the black void of space this one time."
"Sadly, that didn't produce any interesting results. I mean, it did allow me to prod around with my own soul, but it wasn't that interesting."

>>29286437
either that or upgrading the ki kick to be able to kick ki blasts like soccer balls.

>>29286125
>A. Say something
'I had been thinking about infusing Ki to objects and stuff. Like, say, I send you flying with an uppercut to a mountain, then BAM! the mountain explodes in your back'

>>29286443
>>29286437
Vote

>>29286497

>>29286443

>>29286443
Wotan

>>29286549
>>29286437

Wodanaz

>>29286497
Wahlen. >>29286443

>>29286549
>>29286548
>>29286443
"Just beefing up is a pretty solid way to go about it, I suppose" you tell them. "Though I am a man who likes strange techniques and abilities and I often do a lot of stupid shit to acquire them. Like that one time I let my soul get sucked into the black void of space. Sadly, that didn't produce interesting results, other than prodding around my own soul, which wasn't that interesting."

The others all stare at you.

"God damn, man" Vegeta says. "I would pay to live in your world for like ten minutes."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29286826
>A. "I can let you in."
>B. Let Vegeta roam our insanity for a bit, using our psychic powers.

>>29286826
>A
just do some space drugs

>>29286826
>I can teach you

>>29286826
>A. Say something
"Eh, it's not really that hard to do, just come up with the most stupid idea you can and roll with it until the universe says, you know what, I don't even care anymore."

>you are now playing as Vegeta

>>29286942
>>29286897
>>29286871
>>29286858
Vote

>>29286962

>>29286858

>>29286962
>>29286858
My own

>>29286871
This, it's pretty similar to the shit we've had.

Start on some Space LSD, then move on to bigger things.

>>29286998
space krokodil

>>29286942
this

>>29286997
>>29286994
>>29286858
"I can let you in" you tell him.

Using your psychic powers, you touch Vegeta's mind with yours. You feel his mind cautiously explore yours for several minutes before fleeing back into his own.

"My God..." he mutters.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29287089
>A. "Anything interesting?"

>>29287089
>A
"And you wonder why I have issues."

>>29287089
>A. Say something
'Did you see my Doubt? was he really there?'

>>29287089
A. This is the mind of the first Super Saiyan in centuries.

How'd you like it?

>>29287089
fun, isn't it?

>>29287089
>A. Say something
"Oh, I've met god as well."
"He lives on earth with mr.Popo"

>>29287089
>A
was the mind sex as good for you as it was for me?

>>29287144
This.

>>29287170
>>29287162
>>29287158
>>29287156
>>29287150
>>29287144
>>29287141
Vote

>>29287196
Voting >>29287144

>>29287162
This and also if he asks who the hell is Mr.Popo, just say that "Well, if you let your soul sucked into the black boid of space, you usually hear a creepy voice laughing until your journey to your own soul begins."
"The voice belongs to Mr.Popo, I don't know much else about him."

>>29287089
>A. Say something
"You're right, I really should have cleaned up before inviting guests over."

>>29287289
>I don't know much else about him.

But that's a lie, we do. We trained under him for at least 2 years.

>>29287341
Yea, we should probably mention that as well.
And the pecking order, never forget the pecking order.

>>29287234
>>29287183
>>29287144
"And you wonder why I have issues" you tell Vegeta.

"Damn...." he mutters, putting his head in his hands.

"Well, that's disturbing" Raditz comments

http://strawpoll.me/971699

>>29287373
>http://strawpoll.me/971699
fuck man one perspective per thread please

>>29287373
Keep playing as Frank, but for fuck's sake we're not DOING anything here.

I'd be fine with a timeskip to our arrival, so long as we're allowed a chance to specify what we'll be doing on our way back.

>>29287373
Wait until the restaurant owner gets here.

>>29287415
>>29287446
>>29287470
"Well now, this is a surprise" you hear.

Turning towards the voice, you see a tall, muscular alien with blue skin and greenish hair, wearing a nice suit approach the table.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29287530
>A.
"Holy crap. What's it been, 11 years now?"

>>29287530
>Oh myyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

"God damn it, Takei!"

>>29287530
>A. Say something
"Well, I'll be damned."
"How have you been you fabulous bastard."

>>29287658
>>29287567
Vote

>>29287708
Why not choose both?

>>29287658
>>29287567
>>29287778
"Well, I'll be damned" you comment. "How have you been you fabulous bastard? It's been what, eleven years now?"

"Longer than that, I believe" he replies.

"Zarbon?" Vegeta asks in disbelief.

"Hello Vegeta, I suppose I shouldn't be surprised to see you alive and well" he says.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29287373

A. Say something

Did you see him? DID YOU SEE HIM VEGETA! He of the black skin and dark heart? Did you see?

He terrorizes my life. He takes from me that immortal thing, time, without the whisper of a thrill.

Did you see?

I will take you to him Vegeta. I will take you to Popo when we return. Though the ten minutes you asked for will turn into ten lifetimes.

But anyway, I think I can help all of you reach super saiyan.

>>29287810
>A.
"I'm sure you heard about what happened to Frieza, yeah? Some kinda tragic accident on his capital. Real shame."

>>29287858

This, but add

Apparently it was some freak asteroid that blew him up. One in 10 billion shot. Who could have known?

>>29287810
>A
yeah mah nigga
picked that boi up after killing frieza
how about that huh
killing frieza
what was it that you said I would never be able to do
hmmmmm
was it possibly killing frieza
no it couldn't have been
cause ffiezas dead now
cause i killed him
me
frieza
killed dead

>>29287810
>>A. Say something
"Yep, I helped him fake his own death, seeing that we shared a mutual hatred for a certain alien overlord I killed."

>>29287885
>>29287858
>>29287810
These two for the laughs.
And let Zarbon explain to Vegeta what happened with Frank and all.

>>29287915
Are you trying to turn Frank into Ghost Dog?

>>29287966
You have my vote.

>>29287966
this

>>29287996
>>29287966
>>29287918
>>29287885
>>29287858
"I'm sure you heard what happened to Frieza" you say to Zarbon. "Some kinda tragic accident in his capital, real shame. Apparently it was some freak asteroid that blew him up. A one in ten billion shot, who could have known?"

Zarbon smirks "I heard. Tragic indeed."

You look over at a confused Vegeta. "I helped him fake his death, seeing as we shared a mutual hatred for a certain alien overlord I killed."

"Interesting" Vegeta comments.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29288068
>A. "So, how did you end up with such a nice place?"

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>>29288068

Bust out the spirytus, have a drink with our old archenemy.

Also we killed dodoria, I hope we tell vegeta that.

>>29288098
Also, after Frank talks a bit with Zarbon, and they share their space skypes/friend each other in space book we should head out to the ship and send a message to earth, to check how things are going back home.

>>29288068
>A. Say something
"What? I like his innuendo."
"Also my precognitive abilities warned that the planet would blow up with both of us on it if we had fought."

>>29288098
>>29288104
>>29288121
"So, how did you end up with such a nice place?" you ask Zarbon, who pulls up a chair and takes a seat at your table.

"Well, I came here looking for work a long time ago" Zarbon tells you. "And while I was here, I realized one of the more successful businesses was a restaurant where the waitresses wore skimpy clothing. Fat, desperate men as well as normal people flocked to this place, and it made a fortune. So, I figured. If desperate men would eat at a place like that, then desperate women would eat at a place where men wore less clothing. So, I opened Gluters, and it's made me a lot of money. I have five of them on this moon, and several other construction on other worlds."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29288248
A.
You interested in buying some HETAP?

>>29288248
>A
So uh
pay no mind to the fact that we're in here
we weren't desperate or anything

>>29288248
A. "Fuck this gay shit."

B. Go blow up the Earth.

>>29288248
>A
"Looks like you're doing pretty well for yourself. Have you been training? Improved your fighting skills since we last met?"

>>29288301
>>29288284
>>29288260
Vote

>>29288260
this

>>29288357

>>29288301

>>29288248
>A. Say something
"I just thought it would be hilarious to watch the akward reactions of these three."

>>29288374
>>29288364
>>29288301
>>29288260
Deadlock

>>29288456
These
>>29288301
>>29288260

>>29288301
this

>>29288397
This

>>29288456
This >>29288301

>>29288513
this

>>29288571
>>29288513
>>29288484
>>29288374
>>29288301
"Looks like you're doing pretty well for yourself" you tell him. "Have you been training? Improved your fighting skills since we last met?"

He shrugs. "I'm at about the same level I was before, I haven't gotten worse, but not much better either."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29288620
>A
Do you ever miss it? getting into dangerous life and death fights?

>>29288620
>A
"Oh well. Say, if I were to ask you questions about the PTO before the... accident Freeza suffered, would you be able to answer them?"

>>29288620
>A. Say something
"Well that's sort of dissapointing."
"We're pretty much walking around in millions right now."

>>29288620
>A. Say something
"If I remember correctly, I think I'm over 400 times stronger than we last met."

>>29288657
>>29288708
"Do you ever miss it?" you ask him. "Getting into dangerous life and death fights?"

"Not really" he tells you. "I don't have the saiyan disregard for self preservation I'm afraid. You and your people relish the thrill of battle, and the fact that you could die makes it more exciting for you. I was never like that. I fought because it was that or let Frieza kill me for refusing to do so."

"Well, if I were to ask you questions about the PTO before the...accident Frieza suffered, would you be able to answer them?" you ask.

"I suppose, though I don't like remembering those days very much" he tells you. "Besides, Vegeta could likely answer most of the same questions I could, though I assume he has similar feelings on the subject."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29288932
Most of the same questions yeah, but he wasn't there before we lost our planet. What can you tell me about the lead up to that, was Frieza giving any kind of rationale or did he just decide to blow it up all the sudden.

>>29288932
>A
"Were you aware of the actions of any of the other members of his family? They're still out there."

>>29288708
It's weird when people make posts like this, but then they don't have anything they want to ask him.

>>29289036
>>29289069
"Yeah, he can answer most of the same questions, but he wasn't there before we lost out planet" you tell him. "What can you tell me about that, did Frieza give any reasons or did he just blow it up all the sudden?"

"Actually, you had something to do with that" Zarbon tells you. "Your race had a history of strong elites, such as King Vegeta, but such beings were few enough in number that Frieza was not worried about them in the slightest. However, we began to notice some of your low levels were growing in power at an alarming rate. A low level named Bardock led a successful attack on Kanassa, a planet who's defenders were so powerful, we thought our own elites would have to deal with it, and we weren't even sure if it was worth the trouble. And you, a saiyan who's power started at about 400, took over a planet with defenses warranting sending our elites. Your people were growing too powerful too quickly and it made Frieza nervous, so he decided to destroy you before you could one day rise up and destroy him. We can both see how well that worked."

"Were you aware of any of the actions of his family members?" you ask. "They're still out there."

"Frieza was always in a state of competition with his brother" Zarbon tells you. Cooler was older and owned far more planets than Frieza, but their father granted a large section of the galaxy to Frieza for conquest. Everybody figured sooner or later one of them would kill the other, but Frieza was always convinced that Cooler was too weak and afraid to make a move. I honestly couldn't tell you which of them was stronger, but word is with Frieza gone, their father has granted Frieza's former territory to Cooler."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29289403
>A
"I heard that Cooler had no love for Freeza, but something doesn't sit right with me on that. I mean, he might just come after me, or my family, thinking I might try to take him down next. If paranoia runs in the family, I should be concerned."

>>29289403
>A
lol cooler is almost 4x as strong as frieza

>>29289549
We have no way of knowing that. Fuck off, meta-fag.

>>29289521
this

>>29289521
>>29289632
"I heard that Cooler had no love for Frieza, but something just doesn't sit right with me on that" you tell him. "I mean, he might come after me or my family thinking I might try to take him down next. If paranoia runs in the family, I feel as though I should be concerned."

"I would hardly call what Frieza felt paranoia" Zarbon tells you. "After all, his prediction was correct. As for Cooler, he was a bit more collected and level headed than Frieza. Were he in Frieza's position, he most likely would not have destroyed your planet, at least not so soon. It's also been years since you killed Frieza, Cooler likely believes that if you intended to come after him, you would have done it by now. And beyond that, nobody knows who was behind Frieza's death, though he may suspect. Just don't do anything to draw his attention and ire, and you should be fine."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29289794
>A
Sigh
"I hope your right. The way my kids are, they probably already found a way to do just that by now. But what are the odds of -that- happening?"

>>29289794
I think it's time we had a vision or something

>>29289794
Hopefully we never do. If he's stronger than Frieza was it could be a problem.

>>29289880
Let's please not, it's just... too much, you know?

>>29289794
"Hope you're right. Say, you ever hear of HETAP?"

>>29289880
>>29289897
>>29289941
>>29289998
"Hopefully we never do" you say, "If he's stronger than Frieza, it could be a problem."

Suddenly, various images assault your brain. You see a familiar looking ship approaching Earth, legions of soldiers swarming the skies, cities in flames, and a being who looks nearly identical to Frieza watching it all with cool detachment. You see your family and friends being hunted, some of them being captured, others dying. A sense of impending danger fills your mind, telling you that these visions will be happening VERY soon, if they haven't happened already.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29289998
Seconding.

>>29290068
>A

"... We have to go. Now."

>>29290068
Tell everyone we have to go NOW, then book it to the ship

>>29290068
>A
So, who wants to hit those strip clubs?

>>29290068
...We have a problem. Guys, the vacation is over.

>>29290068
>A.
"Okay everybody back to the ship precognitive powers say bad things thanks for the drinks Zarbon!"

>>29290068

Seconding these posts, for obvious reasons:

>>29290096
>>29290106
>>29290128

>>29290128
>>29290124
>>29290106
>>29290096
"Guys, the vacation is over. We have to go. NOW!" you tell the others, rising to your feet. "Thanks for the drink, Zarbon."

With that, you charge out of the restaurant and fly back to the ship as quickly as you can. You dash onboard, the others right behind you as you initiate the launch sequence. You see that someone is trying to open a transmission with you, and Vegeta runs into the cockpit.

"What's going on?" he demands.

>A. Say something

>B. Answer the call

>C. Something else

>>29290245
>A
"I had a vision. Earth is in danger."

then
>B

>>29290245
"Had a vision of impending doom on earth." Then answer the call.

>>29290245
>A
"Precognitive powers. Earth in trouble."
Then,
>B.

>>29290263
>>29290271
>>29290274
"Precognitive powers kicked in" you tell him. "I had a vision of impending doom, Earth is in serious danger."

With that, you answer the call, and an image of Selri and Collie appears in front of you.

"DAD!" they shout in unison.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29290353
What happened?!?

>>29290353
>A
"Selri! Collie! What happened?? Are you alright?"

>>29290353
>A
Who, what, where, why?

>>29290353
>A.
"Yeah, something bad, we know, we're on our way back!"

>>29290353
on my way"
321 blast off

>>29290446
>>29290429
>>29290389
>>29290382
>>29290379
"Selri! Collie!" you shout. "We're on our way back!"

With that, you hit the command and the ship blasts off into space, heading towards Earth as fast as it possibly can.

"What happened?" you ask. "Are you two alright?"

"We're alright" Selri tells you.

"For now, but maybe not much longer" Collie tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29290578
>A
What happened?

>>29290578
>A. Say something
'haha, collie is a dogs name'

>>29290578
>A
"Just tell me what's happening."

>>29290631
This.
>>29290654
Fuck you guy.

>>29290631
>>29290654
>>29290675
>>29290695
"What happened?" you ask.

"Some huge power level showed up" Selri tells you.

"Our moms, Bardock, Erica, and Goku went to fight it" Collie tells you. "They said it felt a lot like Frieza."

"Only Goku and Erica came back" Collie tells you. "Goku says the others were attacked and captured."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29290783
>A Stay calm, were on our way!
>B Get to earth as fast as fucking possible!

>>29290783
A.

"NOBODY FUCKS WITH MY FAMILY!"

B.

Get mad.

>>29290783
how long will it take to get to earth?

>>29290783
>A. Say something
'Obviously, they want to use them to lure us. First order of business is to get you girls to a secure location. Stay where you are and suppress your powerlevel.'

>>29290841
This.

We can easily see it's a trap.

>>29290871
>>29290841
>>29290829
>>29290818
>>29290814
"Stay calm, we're on our way home" you tell the girls. "Obviously they want to use your moms and Bardock to lure us. The first order of business is for you to get to a secure location. Stay where you are and keep your power levels suppressed."

"Dad, you don't understand" Selri says. "There is no secure location on Earth right now."

"This guy is sending his men all over the planet" Collie tells you. "They're going to destroy everything and everyone until they find us."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>29290977
A. Goddamnit, this is a purge. They're gonna kill everyone and sell Earth.

>>29290977
were are the androids?
did we get the codes to wake the others up?

>>29290977
>A
fuuuuuuuck

>>29291015
Let's not scare them more than they already are.

>>29290977
"Just stay calm, I'm on my way! Try to take out any badguys if you can do so without getting caught yourselves. I know you can do it. Where are the androids?"

>>29291051
You never got the codes. 17 and 18 have them, but you asked them to leave the other androids sleeping

>>29290977
>A
no, there is one secure location, a place no power can breach

Get to Kami's lookout. Hide behind the creepy black thing.

>>29291070
this, the androids are on another planet.

>>29291094
can we call them?

>>29291015
>>29291070
>>29291093
Vote