>>29271966
>Both
Bi is best choice.

>>29271966
sigh...

>Both

we want it all baby

>>29271966
>A hot swimsuit guy

>>29271966
>A hot bikini girl

>>29271966
>Both
Bi Master race

Rolled 11 + 3

>>29271966

both

but grab one of the girls

Both

>>29271966
>Both
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1pm4fQRl72k

>>29271966
>A hot bikini girl

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There is a lot of pokemon stuff on /tg/ tonight tonight.

>>29271966
>A hot swimsuit Magnamite
Bow chica wow wow

>>29271966
>A hot bikini girl

>>29271966
>Both
Equal Opportunity, dig?

>>29271966
French them both equally.

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>>29271966
Both

>>29271966
>A hot bikini girl

>>29271966
>Both
Gender does not come into account when we are picking our bitches.

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>>29271966
You have to be impartial... AND KISS THEM BOTH!

>>29271966
Both.

>Both

Also it's considered common courtesy to rise a quest all the way to 404, and not making a new thread upon reaching autosage.

>>29272104
...seconded just for the pic.

>>29271966
is the previous thread archived?

>>29272219
The previous thread is at 500 replies on page 8, and you're full of shit.

Hot guy on your left, hot babe on your right. Both lean in to kiss you on the cheek. You feel a little warm and fuzzy as you're squished between both of them.

Oh. They're not done yet. You get another peck from both of them. That tickles~. They're pressing in closer to you now. The kisses begin to become open mouth, and hands begin to roam. The crowd has completely faded away. All that exists is the three of you. You softly moan as the woman starts licking your neck. The man hands mans roam over your body as you feel him press against you from behind. Hard.

Your hands wander over them too. The man is licking the back of your neck now. That tickles so good. You shiver in delight and your eyes lazily roll around as you give in to the feeling. You're already losing control. The woman's wandering tongue starts creeping back up your body onto your face. Well, having your face licked isn't as good, but whatever.

She begins licking your nose. Again, this really isn't as good. Actually, it's getting a bit gross. She's slobbering a lot.

Your eyes burst open. Devon is slobbering all over your face! Ugh!

Wait, something is licking the back of your neck too.

>Try to surprise elbow it
>Slowly turn over
>"...Robin"
>Other

>>29272220
just archived it

>>29272318
>Slowly turn over
flute time

>>29272318
Bwuh? Personal space, please.

>>29272318
"Moooooom, stoooooooooooooop..."

>>29272318
>>Slowly turn over

mystery time?

>>29272318
>Slowly turn over

>>29272318
Slowly turn over

>>29271966
Hey OP, you should probably put a link to the previous thread in the first post.
Also, putting a 'Part 2' in the subject field might prevent any possible confusion over thread ordering.
>>29272318
>Slowly turn over

>>29272318
>Slowly turn over

>Slowly turn over

> Other
While starting to play flute. Might be the eevee and you want it to sleep.

>>29272363
>>29272219
Ah, sorry. I'll remember that next time

You slowly begin to turn over. You're still a bit groggy, but as your brain shifts gears and gathers itself up from being a gooey puddle of hormones, you start to wander about what you're about to face.

You're body slowly shifts into position, you feel relief when you see it is indeed Eevee. He's staring at you. He seems to be waiting to see how you react

>Grab him
>Calmly call to Robin
>Talk to him
>Other

>>29272545
Lay back and spread your legs

>>29272545
That sure is convenient! Rev up the flute because flute.

>>29272545
>Talk to him while sneakily reaching into our pocket for a pokeball

Rolled 40

>>29272545
>Talk to him
"I didn't tell you to stop.
I roll to seduce Just kidding

>>29272545
>Grab him
Grab that fucker.

>Other
Play flute to see if you can put it to sleep.

>>29272545
>Calmly call to Robin

>>29272545

talk and reach for our flute

>>29272545
>Talk to him
grab flute
"Hey little guy, how ya been. Look, Robin understands she hurt you before so go easy on her okay? Wanna hear a song?"

>>29272545
>>Other
more flute solo!

>>29272545
>>29272620
second

>>29272545
>>Other
more flute solo!

>>29272545
Reach out our hand, let it sniff it, and then pet it.

>>29272545
>talk to him

>>29272620
>>29272545
third

>>29272545
>>29272545
grab it, before it gets away

>>29272671
This

>>29272545
>Talk to him

>>29272545
[x] >>29272620

You decide to try the flute.

"Hey buddy! You ruined an awesome dream. Yes you did" Your hands slowly reach into your pocket for the flute. "How ya been. Look, Robin understands she hurt you before so go easy on her okay? Wanna hear a song?"

Eevee doesn't react.

As you slowly wrestle the flute of your pocket, the fire stone also falls out.

Eevee leaps to all fours, takes a defensive stance, and bolts.

>Chase after him (d100)
>Just play
>Devon! Fetch!
>"Robin! Eevee's here. He's running for it!"

Rolled 48

>>29272736
>>Chase after him (d100)

>chariots of fire starts playing

>>29272736
>"Robin! Eevee's here. He's running for it!"

Rolled 96

>>29272736
No chase now. Only flute

captcha: himroca Natu

Rolled 4

>>29272736
adfgash stupid item management system
>Chase after him (d100)

>>29272736
The power of flute compels you

Rolled 49

>>29272736
>Chase after him (d100)

>>29272736
Devon Fetch them get Robin up to follow pursuit.

>>29272736
>Just play

>>29272775
Fucking Natu's

Rolled 3

>Chase after him (d100)

>>29272318
> Devon
ahahahaaha

Rolled 13

>>29272736
"Devon! Sic!"

>>29272785
Then*

Rolled 98

>>29272775
You can't deny that.

>>29272775
a psychic/fly would really cover our weakness to fighting...

>>29272775
>>29272815
These!

>>29272775
>>29272815
Damn

>>29272815
>>29272775

Little bastard got a speed reducing nature huh?

What a shame we're only supposed to roll for chasing, not flute.

>>29272764
>>29272777
>>29272784

You take chase. You have plenty of practice running through obstacles. You're usually the one being chased though.

Still you're having a tough time keeping up. Eevee is just the slightest bit too fast, too nimble. On a better day you're sure you could catch him, but you're just not on your game this morning. You're a little uncoordinated, a little disheveled.

>Keep chasing (d100)
>Throw something at Eevee
>Other

Rolled 38

>>29272941
>Keep chasing (d100)

Rolled 59

>>29272941
>Keep chasing (d100)

Rolled 26

>>29272941
NEVER GIVE UP NEVER SURRENDER

Rolled 35

>>29272941

Rolled 33

>>29272941
Throw Pokeball. Even if he escapes, it'll give us a moment to catch up.

Rolled 34

>>29272941

keep at it girl

Rolled 84

>>29272941

Rolled 13

>Throw something at Eevee
pokeball. it won't capture him but it will let us get close.

Rolled 26

>>29272941
Chase!

>Other

Release Zappy Dan to float up and try to head Eevee off, sit down and start playing flute to try and show you're not a threat.

>>29273064
Magnamite is slower than molasses uphill on a cold day

Rolled 77

>>29272941
Zappy Dan use Thunder Wave

>>29272941
Keep chasing and get Devon to cut it route off by embering it's path.

>>29273119
Might not be Level 15 yet. Supersonic might be the better choice.

>>29272962
>>29272971
>>29272980

You keep running. You feel the air burn in your lungs, and branches scratch at you all over. Your clothes, already not the best, are not well suited for this. You're confident they won't be presentable after this, even by your standards. One branch hits your right on your arm where Zappy Dan got you. It stings like hell.

Your perseverance pays off though. You're just barely closing in. Your burst through the bush and find Eevee cornered at the end of a cliff overlooking a river.

>Slowly approach and grab him. He looks exhausted too.
>Play the flute. You're out of breath and Eevee looks pretty alarmed. It might be tough (d100)
>Leap for him
>Wait for Devon. You didn't see if he came with you, but he seems like he'd follow
>Use Zappy Dan
>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve

>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve

She regrets it. She threw that stone away. The only reason I have it is because I'm dirt poor and could use the cash from selling it.

Rolled 68

>>29273173

music to the rescue!

>>29273173
>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve

>>29273173
>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve

>>29273173
Calm down Eevee, this ain't no thing.

Rolled 60

Throw Zappy Dan's poke ball at it and thunder wave to paralyze then supersonic to confuse. Hopefully one sticks.

Rolled 26

>>29273173
>Play the flute. You're out of breath and Eevee looks pretty alarmed. It might be tough (d100)
then tell him nobody is forcing him to change

>>29273173
>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve
"Alright fucker. I'm going to sit down, catch my breath, and tell you why you're being retarded. You can either listen to what I have to say, or jump off that cliff. Up to you."

>>29273189
This.

>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve

Rolled 5

>>29273211>>29273211
>>29273211
>>29273211
>>29273173
this 100 times, this

Rolled 85

>>29273173
Use the flute to knock him out.

>>29273173
Try to convince eevee that no one is gonna force him to evolve while stalling for back up.

>>29273173
>>Use Zappy Dan

Thunderwave !

Rolled 78

>>29273173
>Play the flute. You're out of breath and Eevee looks pretty alarmed. It might be tough (d100)
>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve
"Stop eevee, its not like that. Robin told me she regrets ever asking you to change without thinking about your feelings. She cried and cried and said she was a horrible trainer, but we both know shes better than that"

Rolled 59

>>29273227
...except we are. Fucker wants to run from us we're going to beat him with Thunder Stones.

>>29273263

Eevee doesn't need to know that yet.

>>29273263
its called Lying anon. It means we aren't telling the truth

>>29273263

Eevee doesn't need to know that yet. We still have to get it away from Robin and what matters is Eevee thinks that we're not going to force evolution.

>>29273263
Nah, if theres one thing we do its be nice to pokemon. No beating them.

>Try to convince Eevee that nobody is going to force him to evolve

You explain to Eevee, between breaths, that Robin regrets what she did, and she won't force him to do anything he won't want to.

Eevee looks at the cliff, and back at you. He seems undecided.

You tell him how she cried yesterday. She even roped you until helping to find him.

Eevee slowly approaches and gets close enough to smell you. You realize that even after all that, there are still some tear stains on your shirt. Eevee decides he believes you and leaps into your arms.

"Come on. Let's get you back"

[End of chapter 2]

I'll be back tomorrow evening, North American central time. I have to head off, but I'll check the thread tomorrow. Criticisms, thoughts, and anything else are welcome. Sorry the quality dropped off, my brain is exhausted. That's not fishing for pity compliments. My eyes are droopy and I'm sure things could have been written better

>>29273349
g'night

and seriously get a twitter. for announcing shit. Its just convient for the playerbase

>>29273349
Not bad so far. We need some more hobo skills for this to be believable. And tarps. Hobos dig tarps.

>>29273349
You're pretty okay, dude. Seriously.

part 2 now archived

vote or don't

I can't make you really do anything

>>29273349
Was pretty fun actually get some rest man

>>29273439
Well, you could. Paralyzing the subject, then using their limp arms to vote would probably count.

>>29273687
But then I'd have to get up and track them down.

tracing by IP address would just narrow it down to an area code and I have no government contacts.

just ugh