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Fine. You are Risa Schrödinger. You were recently killed again by your surrogate son, Ryouichi, and you burned your fatebreakers in order to go back in time and stop all the bad from happening. You then were comforted in a way you are not really comfortable with by your current best friend Jager and spent a week just resting. You recovered well, though not without your perfect violet hair getting a white mark on it. Still, you then went to see Lucifer in the throne room, a reality shift happened in which you saved Christmas and got a fatebreaker back, and now you are here, reading a note which if left by Lucifer means he is likely trying to become a pro wrestler. Better?

"Even put the dots on the o in Schrödinger. So, wait, am I getting my powers back?" You ask.

Well, you got a touch of it back, and there may be things which come along to fill the void, why?

"So, Ryouichi's little shit fest pretty much just showed me a bad end? Did I burn reality just to get a hair job?" Dye Job. "What?" Dye Job. A hair job is something else. "What is it then?" I tell you. "Monologue, you are being rather perverted today." You grumble. Just wait till the omake.

"Risa?" Jager asks drawing your attention back to her, soft trails of steam rising from her. "You okay?"

"Yeah, just have to unfuck reality. Again." You grumble.

You point at the wall and with an almost effortless surge of go juice tear open a wall in between the fabric of reality. You step through as Jager moves to say something but the wall closes behind you. Wonder if she will get in the hot tub with us? Speaking of hot, you feel sweat form on your brow as you step in between the worlds. You let out a sigh as the unexpected sensation takes you and, fearing the worst, you look down.
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The glowing inferno is closer now, and you can see a massive wiggling serpent every once and a while, as well as screams of pure absolute agony. You consider leaving, but instead glare down at what is probably the maw of hell itself. "Excuse me!" You shout, and you choose to take the constant screams of anguish as an 'Oh, yes? How can I help you young lady? May I say, your outfit is smashing.' "Oh, thank you very much. I just wanted to say I already have one cosmic world ender I have to deal with, and at least two more whose dance cards I have already called dibs on. So if you will kindly wait your turn I be along to murder your shortly. Please, have a cero on me!" You say and fire a beam of violet energy at the growing effigy of agony and then rip open the wall to your shrine. "Okay, so plan check?" You ask glancing up as you walk through the main building.

Okay, so sneak into soul society while angels are being angelic and attack soul kings core, then eat him. Also watch out for the Nephilim in the real world. Eat them too. Plus Ryouichi has to die. "What? Why does he have to die?" You ask and you hear the nubile boys you walked in having a party with Ryoko let out a gasp. "Oh, not you!" He killed Jager. No if ands or buts about it. We make him suffer and then rape him with a three foot long demon cock lines with razors. He touched our Jager-bombs and my short-fin. "But it was all undone, you know." So in another reality he dared kill us. He deserves this. "We may have to disagree on that." You say as a muscular shinigami girl starts muttering something as she throws on some clothes.

Ryoko sighs. "Sure sensei, come on in without knocking. I am sure you won't interrupt me in the middle of anything important."

As some of the other shinigami scamper off and Ryoko lights a cigarette you look back at her. "Well, shouldn't be knocking boots in my shrine then, should you?"
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She gives you an incredulous look. "You left me the keys to your place with a smattering of vulnerable shinigami. 'Oh, your home was destroyed? Sure, you can stay at my place. You don't need to sleep on the floor, the bed is big enough for all of us. Oh, your muscles are so firm, I just can’t believe how strong you are.'" She explains.

Good head on her shoulders that one. You nod you understanding and step out of the shrine, taking in the morning air. You step over to the entrance and take out a cigarette you did not steal from Ryoko. You take in the sweet nicotine as you think over your plan. You may want to take out these nephl- what evers. They could wreck your scrubs while you are out being amazing, and that would be a serious downer. Ryoko storms over to you mostly dressed and grabs the pack of cigarettes out of your hand. "Don't steal my cigarettes either!" She complains.

"I didn't steal them. Monologue said I didn't." You explain. You're not wrong.

She shakes her head and leans against the big wooden gate post thing as she takes a cigarette with you. The wind messes your long hair and you take a second getting it straight as you grumble. "What the hell is a Nephilim anyway?"

"Oh, those are supposed to be children of god. Or, like, humans with angel blood in them I guess." Ryoko explains making you stare wide eyed at her, likely because you have seen her grades. She shrugs embarrassed before adding on "I had some free time lately."

So they would likely be interested in spreading their blood around, yet keeping it in their community to keep it strong. Who could that be?

"Catholics?" You ask as someone taps your shoulder. Nah, the Catholic Church doesn’t have enough sway to hold angels.

"Good point. Then the fundamentalist yanks? Those creepy guys who use snakes and stuff?" You continue as Ryoko looks behind you and frowns.
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"Excuse me." A male voice calls gently.

"Not now distraction, I am thinking." You say. Nah, those guys command snakes which means we are pretty much fucked either way. Snake magic man.

"Serpents would be sort of scary. Okay, then some sort of Jew? They are sort of Old Testament, right?" You ask.

Again, the tap. "Excuse me miss?"

Ryoko crushes the cigarette butt under her foot. "Uh, sensei? There is a guy-"

"Not now unimportant people, I am thinking!" You command. Nah, I am pretty sure if the Jews were Nephilim then they would not have gotten dicked over so many times in history.

"Miss?” The voice calls again and you turn, irritated.

Standing there in a white button down shirt with a tie, black slacks, and a pair of bikes behind them are two young men. They have short hair and a strange smile n their faces as they hold up books with delicate gold lettering reading 'Book of Mormon'. "Do you have a minute to talk about our lord?"

Keeping the blood lines within the group. Making big families. Son of a bitch! "Son of a bitch!" You shout grabbing Ryoko and sonidoing away, a lance of white holy energy shattering the stone steps where you were standing. Their eyes take on a pale blue flame as the holy energy flows out of their bodies and starts lashing about, like some sort of squid.

"No need for that sort of language." The second says.

The shinigami probably heard that and are on their way, but you can smell the stench of angel on them, but it is almost like the angel was covered in mud somehow.

You are currently fighting Nephilim.

What do you do?
[]Full release!
[]Try to talk to them!
[]First release!
[]Run away!
[]Other, please specify
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MGNQ fan here. I don't know what's your deal with Decu, but DAMN!

>>29243280
[x] Other, singuloth hungers!
Been far too long since we used our singularities.
And they didn't really give us a chance to respond before zapping us. Maybe we would have liked to talk about the great mind bleacher in the sky. Now they will never know.

>>29243280
FUCKING MORMONS

FFFFFFUCK THEM ALL

>[X]First release!
>"Lucy says hi!"

>>29243280
>[x]First release!

Isn't the whole point of the conversion by the sword thing to convert them to grace right before their execution? Or you know, the whole conversion thing loses its whole meaning.

>>29243280
>[x]First release!

>>29243417
>>29243413
First release it is! 1d100 please, best of first five.

Rolled 52

>>29243499

Rolling for effect!

Rolled 68

>>29243499

Rolled 84

>>29243499

Rolling, also, YAY, double dose of Risa today.

Well, real Risa and Diet dead magical girl Risa.

>>29243576

Probably alternate universe Risa who contracted instead of killing herself. Or perhaps who isn't a person at all, but a spirit custom-made for the item.

Rolled 4

>>29243499
Rollin

>>29243602
Nah, all the spirits in golden weapons are their dead former wielders. Odd that she is split between 2 axes

Rolled 53

>>29243499
and to fill out the set

>>29243639
Maybe not even Golden Weapon can contain that much crazy.

>>29243703
Quite right. Though I am surprised Monologue isn't all over this as a thing that happened. He should be all Schrodinger-chan this and that by now.

What if...what if they don't know what happened?

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You bite down on your sword and feel the sharp metal slice into your tongue. You shiver a little in pleasure as you give the command. "Laugh, Irrisorie!" I avoid commenting on how difficult it would be to talk around a sword as you dash forward, a violet trail of laughing specters lining the ground where you walk. You leap and perform a spin kick into one of the nephilim's heads. The white energy flares up and intercepts your kick. The energy pushes off your legs and tries to send you flying back, but you use your gravity to make your hands land and instead spin with the force, kicking into the nephilim past his shield.

"Gosh, that isn't very nice." The other says and fires a beam at where you were.

You launch yourself back, away from the energy managing to just sear a bit of your pant legs off in the process and land in a crouch. You focus on the energy within you and flare your tails out at once. You launch a beam of pandora energy at the nephilim and they press close together, their eyes still emitting flame. Their energy forms a wedge which splits your beam sending it flying off into two different portions of town. Large explosions fill the landscape as you hear screams roar up from the town. "That- I won't have to pay for that right? I am on a teacher's salary." Yeah, the mormons will make you pay for it.

"I guess we will just have to kill you. It's okay, we can baptize you in the name of our lord even after you are dead!" They explain firing twin bolts of sparkling energy.
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>what looks like wolf ears sticking out from a shock of long, scraggly hair. And in that silhouette, you can barely make out a pair of glowing yellow eyes, and the grin of a bleached skull from where the lower half of its face should be.

>wolf ears

I like to think that Risa and Jager's alternate dimension lovechild

I really gotta catch up on MGQN

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You sonido forward just in time, the explosion of the collision sending you tumbling forward onto your fluffy tails. You nod pleased at this development, but have no time for celebration as another round nearly takes your head. You close the distance and slam your first into one of the nephilim’s shields. "That isn't how baptism works! Not even sort of!" You protest, launching a barrage of firsts at the shield. The white nephilim with the button down look and the tie looks at his partner, the other white nephilim with the button downed look and the tie and then the bots of them pull out blades made of white energy from the air.

The second swings towards you, slicing through a quick illusion and breaking the first nephilim's barrier. Your tails flare again and you fire a pandora cero at the exposed nephilim, the crackling energy exploding as it collides. As you get sent hurtling back into the shrine, you consider the idea that maybe point blank ceros are not the best idea in the world. A more reasonable part of your mind silences that naysayer and helps you stick a really cool landing.

You look towards the second nephilim, his face burned and his shield crackling and he gives you a pleasent smile. "Well, you seem busy. Next time I'll come around with some of the nice young men from my mission and we can help you fix up the place." He says and streaks off like a bolt of lightning into town.

If you hurry you could probably still catch him, but at the same time it would mean leaving the scrubs in Ryoko's hands.

[]We can't ignore this threat. The promise of home decorating along would take Jager in a hear beat
[]Let him go back to his masters, you have bigger fish to fry. And eat. Eat the dead nephilim, what could go wrong?
[]Don't eat it, go talk to Ryoko who you threw into a tree
[]Back to Hue Co.
[]Other, please specify
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>>29243982
>[x]Let him go back to his masters, you have bigger fish to fry. And eat. Eat the dead nephilim, what could go wrong?

maybe get Satan's 2 cents on eating one beforehand.

if we can't, then eat em. Tired of fear and paranoia dictating choices

>>29243982
>[X]Let him go back to his masters, you have bigger fish to fry. And eat. Eat the dead nephilim, what could go wrong?

Mite b fun

>>29243982
Can't ignore this threat.

buuuuuut the flesh of fallen angels...

but we don't want them decorating.

>>29243982
>[]Let him go back to his masters, you have bigger fish to fry. And eat. Eat the dead nephilim, what could go wrong?
Strip the flesh. Salt the wound. Sear on an open fire for two minutes or until you get bored. Apply liberal splashes of vinegar, a sprinkle of cumin, and the screams of a damned child.
Consume.

>>29243982
Have to take some risks, like eating a Mormon.

Sin-Fin seemed.to imply that the reason we couldn't eat that dead angel was because it was surrounded by living angels, not that it was inedible.

>>29244195
put him in the curry

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You look at the fallen body, then around as if you were about to get caught stealing someone's knickers. You take a big bite and the taste is, well, awful. No additives, no preservatives, no caffeine, no nicotine, no drugs, and nothing that would give it even a remote kick. Your face twists into revulsion as you take another bite. "Sensei, what's wrong?" Ryoko asks pulling some leaves out of her hair.

"It tastes so bad. Why do nephilim taste so awful?" You ask.

You take another bit of it and lift some more and she smacks it out of your hand. "What the hell? Sensei, if it tastes bad then don't eat it."

"I can't!" You say finishing the rest of it.

You want to throw up. You want to purge your system of the disgustingly guilt free nephilim. They probably didn't even kill one dolphin bringing you this meal, let alone the then you require for just a bag of Swedish Fish. Wait, why do you murder dolphins in order to eat Swedish- "I don't know!" You shout again.

Something happens, you are certain of that, but you have no idea if it was a good thing or bad. Or even if it was a thing and not just you having gas. "I am a lady." You point out. Yeah, sure you are. Still, you feel as if it isn't enough, that should you wish to let the disgusting cleanliness gain more of a foot hold you will need to kill and eat more of them.
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>>29244495
This is a very surreal image

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"That seems totally out of character for me." You say. Yeah, sure. What ever you say 'Laughing Genocide.' "I only genocided like, one thing! You can't just-" You are also sort of responsible for the shinigami becoming lost. And the loki breed of quincies. And that slaughter in hue co. during your stint as a murder hollow. "You are trying to hint at something, yet I know not what." If you get one more genocide you get a free ice cream.

The shinigami rush out as you consider the implications of this line of thinking. "Risa? Are you okay? You didn't get hurt did you? Hey, hey, Ri-chan?" Hiroshi asks.

"Fine, fine. I was just a bit occupied." You say running a long nailed finger over his face with an irritated look. "You need a shave. You looked better with the stubble, not this hobo beard you are starting."

You turn to the rest of the group. "Those things serve the big light guys who attacked soul society. They seem to be gearing up for real world activities." You explain. "Still, I wonder why they don't just send in the choir boys." Did you see what Lucifer did to hue co? If the angels deployed in force it would probably damage the planet. There is probably some sort of angel commander somewhere though.

"Speaking of. We believe we have found a back way into soul society itself. A place where the walls have run thin between the worlds. It is within Hueco Mundo, within the valley of Menos. We believe if you sneak in through there you will be able to get in undetected, at least for a little while." The hooded figure calls out from the back, but slowly making their way forward.

"You believe?" You ask.

"It could be a trap. Then again, so can most everything." It explains.

Fair. Seems you have to make a call.

[]Deal with the nephilim in town, reality can wait a little while
[]The soul king is your biggest threat, he is about to stomp reality in the face
[]Other, please specify

GAIN: ???

Updated SPXP for the fanart from last thread.

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>>29244541
>[x]Deal with the nephilim in town, reality can wait a little while

we have riddle powers now. We got this

>>29244541
Hooded figure is Loki

Calling it

>>29244526
Welcome to Hollow Quest, Anon. The rabbit hole is long and twisty. Largely because it's really the intestinal tract of a very large cat-hollow-cockney-nutter-abomination-type-thing with a fondness for Swedish Fish.

>>29244541
>[]Deal with the nephilim in town, reality can wait a little while

>>29244541
>[x]Deal with the nephilim in town, reality can wait a little while

We should probably deal with them first last time we ignored an enemy it turned into a giant fire worm and ate all the gillians

>>29244541
>[X]Deal with the nephilim in town, reality can wait a little while

We don't know how long we'll be away and it'd be dildoes if the scrubs got murdered while we were away.

Except Ryouichi. Fuck that guy.

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I don't think Luci gave us a strict deadline so some angel hunting should be okay if we're quick about it.

>>29244760
I was hoping to do a sidequest with Hollow Rider, but then again I'm not sure if he's even 'alive' and not just one of Sin-Fin's phantasms.

>>29244729
>Except Ryouichi. Fuck that guy.

Its that mentality, being stupid, and bad rolls that got us the white streak.

Now I'm not saying we become BFFs with him. just throw the dog the occasional bone.

>>29244791
Why don't we just ask him to take care of the Nephilim?

Not sure if we even want to eat more of them.

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>>29244839
cuz they're spirit broccoli

if Bastidores was still here he could have whipped up some kinda soul cheese we could melt on it

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Hey! We have enough points to buy Fluffy Love!

>Fluffy love: Additional coating of tails with cero*High drain of go juice*

>>29244495
>They probably didn't even kill one dolphin
>killing dolphins
>not being good
Dolphins are horrible rapists. Their dicks are both barbed and prehensile. They can catch eels with them.

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>>29245069
they dumb too.

>air breathing mammal
>live in ocean

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"The nephilim in town are our biggest worry at the moment. I don't know how long it will take to deal with the soul king and while reality is sort of straining I don't see any breaking." You look over your scrubs. "besides,. it would suck if the nephilim killed my scrubs over here."

"Sensei." Ryoko says, looking around embarrassed while Akira gives a small smile.

Except Ryouichi. Fuck that guy. "Yeah." You agree narrowing your gaze as he pushes his way through the crowd. Late as always I see.

You turn to look towards the town and extend your senses. Your nose twitches slightly as the wind carries the various energy signatures of the various people through out town. You don't catch anything at first, so you sonido into the town itself and continue sniffing around. You pause for twenty minutes at a bakery and crank your stealth up to maximum. You take Polaroids of women with the eyes scratched out and with racial slurs written around the edges from your inventory and slip them into the pies, and cakes, and other baked goods before resuming your search.

"Have you noticed how strange everything seems lately?" You ask aloud as you leap through some buildings. How do you mean? "Like, look over there."
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You point out a young man with hair which defies gravity. He is running with a pack of kids at his back, cheering as he makes some vague shadow boxing moves. Suddenly a second youth steps in front of him from a dark alley, his outfit similar to a boxer. They stare at each other meaningfully for a few moments and then turn and walk away, a strong wind blowing dramatically between them. "Either I am going crazy, or reality is having issues."

Could be both.

You don't dwell on it as you continue to track down the scent. You get distracted only a few times by things you wish to steal, or by pranks you wish to play but eventually you make your way to a large church. The scent of home cooked meals wafts towards you and you manage to fight down salivating. You see a few of those nephilim, and you believe a few f them may be stronger than the ones you faced. The building is swarming with them, and they are handing out free cupcakes too. You eat one while you note how they are evilly helping little old ladies cross the street and ow they are trying to make the community a better place. Bastards.

You look at the bottom of the cop cake and see they are holding a youth meeting at the church, for young people to show up and see how they would like it. Mingle, get to know each other, and the like and it is this evening!

Of course you could say screw it and just laser the crap out of everyone.

How should you check the place out?
[]You are like a female James Bond. We are sneaking into that meeting to check things out.
[]Go full laser fish. Not in the mood for sneaking
[]Leave, you can come back later
[]Other, please specify
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>>29245123
To be fair, by that logic we live in our own farts.

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>>29245202
>[x]You are like a female James Bond. We are sneaking into that meeting to check things out.

we gotta practice being sneaky anyway

>>29245202
>[]You are like a female James Bond. We are sneaking into that meeting to check things out.

That is if we look young enough to blend in. What age were we when we killed ourselves again?

>>29245265
Disregard my comment. I just remembered we can shapeshift and have max stealth anyway.

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>>29245221
no our farts escape into space and choke out alien species

dolphin piss stays, then evaporates and then rains back into in the ocean.

>>29245202
>[X]Go full laser fish. Not in the mood for sneaking

Sneaking will win but I want to blow shit up

>>29245202
[x] Obtain goat, drain blood, draw a pentagram around the church with blood, hang the corpse on the church steeple. Time to summon some demons. Course, we'll probably end up summoning Caede, buuuuut...

>>29245202
>[x]You are like a female James Bond. We are sneaking into that meeting to check things out.

We are the sneakiest insane murder cat ghost

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>>29245290
we just blew up angel a few moments ago.

>>29245291
dream bigger anon

>>29245202
>[]Other, please specify
Wander in during the meeting, bold as brass, and ask them in a very loud voice why they tried to blow you and the scrubs up.
Then watch them try to answer while surrounded by all the impressionable young minds.

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Lets shape shift into a small child and then ask them why does Daddy hit mommy.

>>29245644
This seems like a good plan, also why daddy touches us

>>29245703
Let's just be as unobtrusive as possible.

When we just kind of phone it in or go out of our way to be an asshole, bad things tend to happen.

>>29245736
I still think small child is the form to take.

Nobody hits a child. ... except nuns in catholic school.

and we're a girl (that's our story and we're sticking to it) we have 0% of being bad touched by an angel

Four thing small child, if is smart and troll tastic.

Also, even if we take the fuck that guy approach to Ryoichi, he's still our sprog, we could mother him a bit, or just sensei him a bit more.

>>29245950
>>29245839
>>29245703
>>29245644

Er, I had already finished the post. Would you like to go with the small child approach instead? I can retype t easily enough

>>29245998
no this is fine

>>29245998
Sure

>>29245998
This is fine, long as we play the shy sheltered girl who has similar imaginary problems the screw with them.

>>29245998
Don't feel obligated to do so or anything, but it might be cool.

Lolidusa is a fairly major factor in my decisions regarding this.

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>>29246081
I see.

>>29246081
Or we could save the Loli bit to pull after we've snuck deeper into their church after we finish info gathering at this mingle thing. No one too heavily questions children wandering where they shouldn't be, because they're children and they do that.

Seems most want to do little girl schrodinger. Very well, thus it shall be so! Writing now.

Don't let Jager see you

>>29246155
We should totally let Jager see us

>>29246120
somebody photoshop this for some purple hair

>>29246155
Oh my

We should totally 'forget' to take that disguise off.

>>29246180
Agreed. We should just wander into the throne room like that dragging a red balloon and clutching a stuffed wolf. It would be adorable and her reaction would be priceless, looking all lost and confused. Then we open our mouth and say something Absolutely disgusting and in character just to see how she reacts...or we make her think that robo thatcher came back and stole our youth to power an army of welfare system destroying robot chavs,

>>29246206
There is no way this could go wrong

>>29246285
someone give this anon a medal

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You leap from the building and relax your release, the harsh crystal like covering chattering as your tails fall back into your body. You wait for a while and get an eye on the guests. Teenagers, mostly, all filing into the youth meeting. Here and there you see some kids wandering in. You look down at your adult figure and frown. You are still a young and plucky 20 some odd, but a teenager you ain't. No awkward figure, no uncomfortableness, no strange slenderness that only teenagers seem to have. Why, what ever will you do? You need to infiltrate the building, but your womanly curves will give you away as not quite a youth!

Oh, woe is you! Woe is us! You make a dramatic flourish as you mentally hear the last word then stick your tongue out, a wide smile on your face. "Nah!"

Your go juice goes to work. It slithers under your skin and deeper, twisting and molding your body in order to fit the mold. You let it take you, the strange sensation of the world becoming too big filling you. Your modest chest shrinks to nothing as your body becomes smaller and smaller. Eventually you find yourself much smaller than before. A right proper ankle biter you are. Or maybe a knee biter? Groin biter? Whatever.
(1/3)

>>29246285
This anon deserves a prize. Anon, award yourself one cookie!
One.
Make it last.

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You kick off the too large pants and knickers and stare at yourself in a window. “Gee mister, will you really let me see something neat if I get into your van?” You ask your window reflection and I hit you.

You blink, terrified at what I can do before you reach into your now fallen pants and get a smaller outfit. You change quickly, ignoring the question as to why this was in your inventory, and walk into the building, the nephilim none the wiser. The inside of the building is, well, cozy. You have vague memories of massive cathedrals of stone and glass holding ancient history and buttresses. This just looks almost like an office building before they put in the proper work stuff. Tacky orange and white flecked carpet, foldable chairs and tables with cheap linen on them. There are already several teenagers standing around, each talking in that sort of not whisper kids do. Were you in lecture you would hit them with a meter stick. "Can't do that anymore. Called abuse." Really? Even when used in kinky situations? "Probably? Look, be quiet while we sneak in here."

You walk over to the table and grab a paper plate, taking a few things here and there. A sort of casserole dish catches your eye and you stack it up. "What's this then? Hash brown casserole or something?" You ask. Let me see, oh no they are called funeral potatoes. Mormons love making them for pretty much everything. "Whose funeral is it?" You ask taking a bite, real Jesus that's good. With any luck? Theirs.

"You made a funny." You note as you eat the potatoes and sit down. Within moments a few other youths sit at the table with you, smiling happily.

Shit, we are too disconnected from the youth of today. Eat more funeral po- oh god we're out! "What are you humming?" A red headed girl asks, her accent slight.
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"Humming?” You ask glancing up at me.

I thought it was pretty obvious if we were sneaking in we were going to be humming the James bond theme since the beginning. Also, we need to have a better spy role model because constantly saying female James Bond just doesn't cut it. "What about Mata Hari?" You ask taking a drink. No, we are awful at seduction. "Excuse me a second." You say getting up for more of those potatoes. "The hell you talking about, we are the best at seducing!" You explain. Try it then. "If you tell me your secret's I will, uh, bury you in a mass grave filled with used condoms and cicadas while describing your parent's sexual habits." You say in a tone you think is seductive but sounds more like a speed baller coming down. Yeah, see only we would enjoy that. Stick with what we know.

You get more potatoes and sit down, the group of small ape like creatures- "Kids" -Kids not vanishing when you looked away.

"I guess we should introduce ourselves! I am Emma," The red haired girl says. "This is Joseph." She points out the tall boy. "This is Abbigail." She points out a black girl. "And that is Jebbadiah!" She points out an Asian boy with thick glasses. I hate their names.

"Ah, yes. Introductions. Ri-" You can't use your real name, we are undercover! Think fast! You glance around the room panic making you sweat in uncomfortable places if you ever actually sweat.

What is your name and/or cover?
[]Quesufre Sin-Fin
[]Jager
[]The Doctor
[]Other, please specify

Also, what shall you ask them, you clever spy you?
[]What does the church do?
[]Are you nephilim?
[]Talk about pop culture, because you madam are well aware of how hip hopping the rad dope feet are.
[]Other, please specify
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>>29246352
Huzzah! A cookie and it's my birthday as of a few seconds ago.

>>29246408
>[x]Other, please specify

Sarah Jane Smith

>>29246285
I suggest we vomit up a captain haori like the last we surprised Jager

>>29246459
I wonder how the ice queen will react, also what happened to the cat girl stalker?

>>29246408
>[x] sarah jane smith
and
>[x] what does this church do

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>>29246190

>>29246408
[X] Relena

May as well.

[X] Ask about what we are supposed to do on this glorious occasion. Anything out of the usual.

>>29246537
YESSSSSSSSSSSS.

Seems Sara Jane Smith shall be our alias?

>>29246487
That is what the omake is about

Assuming I don't fall over because of all the cold and flu medication I took

>>29246610
I sorry to that you're sick or that the liquor store closed

>>29245644
>getting corrupted by little girl
um... what's the English word for it...
irresistible?

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>>29246537
I get and learn photoshop one of these days

my lackluster mspaint skills just ain't enough

>>29246285
I think that Azure may have subtly hinted that some of Jager's protectiveness has something to do with children. Possibly her children. Something to do with her children and betrayal.
Prancing around in front of her as a child may not be a good idea.

>>29246819
It can't possibly go wrong

>>29246819
school teacher etc or Mom?

>>29246819
We don't have much information to go on

For all we know it may be a great idea

>>29246819
she didn't sperg out with Caede, seems more protective mama bear deal

>>29246408
I'm really the Doctor

>>29246537
Purple hair kind of suits lolidusa.

Purple/yellow does work, I guess.

>>29246869
>>29246859
Well I think it was mentioned before that betrayal was involved somewhere. And now Azure says don't let her see us as a kid. Put two and two together and I get baby murder.
>>29246891
Does she know Caede is a horrible bug demon?

>>29246985
There isn't enough text to read the tone. Azure could have meant it in a jokey way. That's how I read it, anyway.

>>29246985
I took the warning as " SOOOO KAWAII!!!" glomp attack by Jagerbombs.

who gets betrayed/murdered by children?

>>29247032
So the loli risa / Jagerglomp plan is a go?

>>29247032
You mean you haven't been betrayed by children?
Those fuckers tried to beat me with sticks.

>>29247063
nah, but one time in the 4th grade we all to read to a 1st grader and while I was reading he turned his head so he was facing my ear and coughed in it.

The little bastard purposefully turned his head so he would cough directly in my ear.

and that's why I don't read to children.

>>29247133
You know in Brazil there are so many horrible parentless gutter children running around that the government put bounties on them.

>>29247165
Damn

>>29247165
I have found my true calling

>>29247165
and we're one of them if monologue is to be believed

>>29247231
but if we're british, why were we in brazil

>>29247165
I think its Brazil anyway. Definitely south america.
>>29247245
Had to learn capoeira somewhere. Although we may have just learnt it in a community center.

>>29247245
learning Capoiera to hunt children

>>29247245
We're not british, we're projecting a want for civility onto our barbarous and drug riddled life

>>29247290
but we think in English and don't understand Japanese.

>>29247325
We think we think in english you mean

Have we run into anyone speaking Portuguese yet? No, because they don't exist, so what's your point?

>>29247512
This makes perfect sense.

>>29247537
sorry, too many tabs open.

i dun goofed

>>29246610
Are you still there?

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The name comes to you out of memories long since lost. "Sarah Jane Smith." You answer and feel a small tinge of sadness. My Sarah Jane.

Deciding it's best not to dwell on whatever future shenanigans I have seen when we burned fate itself you. "So what goes-" Don't you forget me! You wait patiently for a few moments, just making sure I was done before turning back to the group. "So, might you be so kind to tell me what this church does?"

The group looks at each other and shrugs. "Oh, you know. They do stuff for the community and they try to make sure that everyone is happy!" One says.

You resist the urge to start corrupting them, partially because I am weeping like the woman I am inside your brain. "Oh, so just public works?"

"Well, we focus on our family. You do love your family, don't you?' They ask. No, you think, you really don't. "Well, we focus of paying attention to your family and focus on doing everything we can to protect and build our family." They explain.

"I would be oh so thankful if someone could tell me what that means." You say and the others start talking over each other about how they spread the word, about how they spend time at church to become more aware of their family. How the group allows them to understand and know what it means to be a family.

You pretend to cough while glancing up. "Monologue. What do they mean? Are you- are you drunk?" Don't be an asshole. They mean they will treat your vagina like a clown car, seeing how many kids they can pop out of you before the end. You nod in understanding as the lights dim and you hear heavy base music start up. Lights from somewhere in the ceiling point down towards the front of the room and you scoot your chair in order to have a look.
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You see a man step out onto the stage, carrying a microphone and a guitar being backed up by several other men who seem to have set up instruments when you were not paying attention. "Are you ready to rock out with the original rock star?" The man asks.

"Yes, I do enjoy rock. And rock stars, though the concert after party will probably not be as much fun since I am like this." Pretty sure fundamentalists are down with little girls. Least Warren-Jeffs is so that's a thing. "Then I suppose the after party is back on."

"Then get ready to shout out so the man can hear you." The man says building tension.

"This religion may not be so bad. Free rock concerts to kids." You say. It's not what you think. God damn you Liz, why were you so perfect?

"Let's let the man upstairs hear us while we rock out to Jesus!" The man says playing a mediocre cord.

You hop out of your seat, marveling how much lighter your head feels without the long do you normally have, and shake your head. "Okay, I think I have seen all I need to see here."

You up your cloaking as you move through the crowd, encouraging the world not to notice you as you slip into the back of the room, through the door, and into the administrative section of the building. You press your body against the wall and look back and forth, slowly shimmying along the wall while humming the James Bond theme. You come to a cross intersection, ha, and leap forward, tumbling in a ball and landing on your feet. You look around and see an open door which you quickly leap through as well, having far too much fun with this spy game.
(2/4?)

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Seems to think 3/4 is spam. Trying to work around.

>>29247744
ummm Azure?

Did you drink too much?

>>29247883
>pic

well that answers that

>>29247883
Wrapping up for tonight?

>>29247883
maybe put the text in an image?

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"The proposal was made to just excrete everything out. Others wanted to just sweat everything out totally. Eventually the arguing became to great and it was just sort of stuck any old place. Personally the idea of waste being excreted from where reproduction takes place is rather troubling." He turns and looks at you, furrowing his brow as he leans in centimeters away from you. "Am I disturbing you?"

"Not at all." You offer meeting his gaze.

He nods at once and continues on his way, evidently not aware that humans generally do not talk about that sort of thing. Well, I mean, we do but that is because we have better taste then most. Several meters in he stops in front of a door with the little dress wearing slut who indicates this is the toilet. Yeah, I bet you are the toilet. "Here you are." He says and turns to leave.

On a whim you turn to him. "Pardon me, but I don't think I got your name." You say and he stops.

"No, you didn't." He confirms with a nod.

"Might I have it?" You ask irritated at his answer.

"Humans can not own a name. It would require a binding of metaphysical properties of an identity to a singular being which-" He knits his brows. "Oh, you are asking what I call myself. I am Jophiel." He says.

"I am Sarah Jane Smith." Son of a bitch!

"It was very nice to meet you Sarah Jane Smith. Thank you for talking about waste products with me." He offers and leaves.

You make a mental note of it and step into the privy, if for appearances sake if anything.

You seem to have found your angel. And He seems to be pretty out of it. Perhaps they use the faithful to help orient themselves to society? Or maybe he just sucks with people unlike yourself, you bastion of social graces. You consider this line of though and your eyes flash. He could be used.

Or he could be too dangerous.

What should we do?
[]Back to rocking about Jesus
[]To the shrine, you have done enough for today
[]Back to Hue Co.
[]Go see someone in the human world
[]Other, please specify
4/4

>>29248067
>Back to Hue Co.

Just really quick see if we can take care of something, and then we should get onto taking care on the Soul King maybe?

>>29248067
>[x]Back to Hue Co.

ask satan about about angels, his 2 cents on excreting waste, and why does he have better music then god?

>>29248067
Heh, autistic manchild angels.

Kind of cute, really.

Now, how to deal with him? Wait until the party is over and then ambush him when he's alone?

>>29248177
I want to keep him

>>29248067
Go ask Lucy what the deal is with Jophiel, and whether or not we can take him on.

I'm hoping Jager sees loli Risa

>>29248067
>>29248067
>[x] back to hue co
See what jager thinks

>>29248194
I'd like to keep him around as well, but I don't think he's gonna take too kindly too the whole 'Fuck the heavenly host over' plan, even if he is a little loopy.

>>29248067
According to five minutes on google Jophiel seems to be a pretty big deal.

>>29248221
We can get some information out of him before we have to do him in, at least.

>>29248239
Oh fuck, he's an archangel

Yeah we should get the Lucifer rundown on him. See if we can get some intel from him, but bail out like a motherfucker if he starts catching on

Off to Hue Co. we go then.

>>29248296
Oh, maybe we should leave the building if we're going to tear open space. That seems like the sort of thing that would be detected.

Just making some sanity precautions here.

>>29248315
just do it in the bathroom. if anybody asks

just we have terrible diarrhea

>>29248363
I... I don't know what kind of issue you have with your bowels, anon

But normal people don't tear the fabric of space when they use the loo. Even if they are ill.

Well, in this thread we have relentlessly bashed Mormons for being family oriented and called a powerful archangel autistic

We're going places

>>29248405
Hey man, those Mormons came looking for trouble.

>>29248405
The archangel was kind of cute, in a weird sort of way.

But seriously, fuck mormons.

>>29248405
They did attack us first.

>>29248441
I'm not questioning Risa

I'm questioning Azure

>>29248221
Wait I thought our current plan is to kill the Soul King, so that his struggle with the Host doesn't destroy the world?

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>>29248405
Mormons are just 19th century Scientologists

>>29248460
Well who else are the angels going to cross breed with? The Catholics? Fuck no! Those guys suck, I speak from experience.
>>29248468
No our plan was to kill the soul king and make reality shit itself so we can get our plant back.

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>>29248503
We're almost there little buddy

>>29248503
good ol' catholic dogma

if it feels good
stop

>>29248527
I'm pretty sure he's monologue

>>29248553
If that's the case, then this is so not worth it.

Wait! get some of the band's CDs!

gift for Jager!

>>29248551
But its true! T
I know because I am one.

>>29248575
we should confront him about it

>>29248527
Thats not plant bro. Where is the enclave mask?

>>29248578
You mean cassette tapes?

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You crawl out the window and sonido away from the building, the strange noise your body makes when it sonidos making you happy. It's like a tardis sound. You snap your fingers and a hole in the fabric of reality tears open. You leap through, making a mental note that while you may be cloaked the giant hole in the universe is not, and it was probably clever that you caught it. You swim through the currents of the nothing space and find it takes a bit longer to traverse the infinite nothing that is the in between place. You find a spit you think is good enough and tear open reality once more, noting how curiously easy it is.

You arrive in the forest of Menos, the general nature of the being tall making you appreciate just how hard the gillians work. You let out a small burst of go juice and get ready to wait, but you have no need to. Lucifer's presence is immediately noticeable as he steps out from behind a gillian, his face as calm as ever.

He looks down at you and smiles. "You got cuter since the last time we met."

"Your voice sounds like an orgasm from being hit by a nuclear bomb today." You say rubbing your temples. "I ran into an angel today while stealthed. He didn't notice me. He said his name was Jophiel, you know him?"

"Yes." He responds instantly. "When the angels were made, we had each others names burned into our minds. Jophiel, he is an archangel who chased Adam and Eve out of Eden after the small issue over the fruit. He serves under Micheal, though I am surprised they sent him to the human world." He says.

"Why is that?" You ask tapping your nails on a large crystal.
(1/2?)

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He seems to think on it for a few moments. "Angels exist as... we are not normally physical. We are more like energy waves of divine intent. Angels perform his will, and that's it. Especially the warrior class angels, such as the arch angels. when it comes to dealing with humans there are a very few select sort of angels who are taught and groomed specifically for dealing with humans. When they are still, how do I say it, fresh off the boat? They tend to be very unstable. Angels have no need to hide things from each other, so they tend to just say things. They have no concept of facial recognition at first so they have to learn how to read faces from square one." He explains.

"So it's like they are a new born?" You ask.

"Like a new born fish trying to figure out what a human means by reading his eyebrows. If he is here it means the host is likely preparing something." He explains tapping his chin.

"Could we use him?" You ask and Lucifer seems to think.

"Perhaps. Honestly if you go up and ask him what he is planning he might just say it. Angels believe honesty is the most important thing ever, so the ones who are just off the boat have a hard time keeping such things hidden. As a result however they are not told as much as you might like. If you ask you could likely get some information out of him, and if you keep working at it you might be able to get all of it. It is up to you." He offers.
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You thank him and move on to the soul palace. No, wait, the hollow night parade? No. The big stone palace thing! Your shorter legs make the move slightly more difficult, but it will be worth it, you think. You step into the throne room and sit on the large chair. You relax with your fingers in steeple for a few moments before Jager walks in, carrying a few papers.

"Good evening Ms. Jager." You offer and Jager pauses.

She stares at you for a few moments and you see her fingers twitch slightly, the papers rustling.

"How do you do? My name is Sa-" You start, but at once she sonidos over to you and embraces you, trembling.

Huh, touch more emotional than you were expecting.

Hollow Quest 49 end.

Will start on the omake and will be around for questions/concerns/comments.

>>29248715
she ain't mad at all

>>29248715
i..... what?
thats just utterly disturbing.
just a bit.

>>29248684
Angels appear to actually be autistic. Good to know.
>>29248731
I wasn't worried about her being mad, a was worried about potential mental breakdowns.

>>29248715
Listen to me Azure

Your gaps between threads are too damn long for that kind of cliff hanger

What is going through Jaegerbombs's mind right now? You have to tell me

You have to

I am hands down the biggest Risa x Jaeger shipper in this entire quest and I need this

>>29248715
You know the thought just Occurred to me
what if Jager is a lolicon

>>29248774
You mean a mother?

>>29248787
I could go either way
though the jager treating Loli risa like her child is suddenly far more tempting than what I previously thought

>>29248760
The warrior class before they learn human faces. They were not made for that, so they display tendencies which are similar, yes.
>>29248762
I will hopefully be shortening the gaps soon
>>29248759
HQR: None of our characters had deep emotional or mental scars which will manifest as psychosis.

>>29248807
Is Risa's one big scar or a thousand paper cuts

>>29248839
Yes

>>29248807
>HQR: All of our characters had deep emotional or mental scars which will manifest as psychosis.
FTFY.

>>29248807
>I will hopefully be shortening the gaps soon
while a good thing

DAMN IT MAN I need to know NOW

Oh fuck, did she lose her child? Did we accidentally mimic her dead daughter while too insane to give her the emotional support she needs?

>>29248859
that was the joke he made

>>29248870
iirc she was betrayed and killed by somebody she trusted

probably died trying to save a child

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>>29248925
oh fuck, domestic abuse incoming

or maybe she was raped, and died before she was able to raise the child?

If that's the case, then her daughter is somewhere out there

>mfw Azure loots our theories

>>29249009
>>29249009
What if Risa is her child? it would explain why we fell into to drugs, no parents to steer us away

>>29249040
we're older than her...?

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>>29249040
>Risa and Jager almost got it on in the WOD hallucination world

>actually mother and daughter reincarnations

well for me anyway

>>29248870
>>29249009
You know I did mention something like this might have happened earlier.

>>29249076
Sounds par for the course iN WOD

>>29249109
I'M LOSING MY MIND AZURE

TELL ME

>>29249237
Well we will probably find out next thread.

Omake almost done

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>>29249300
I'm assuming the worst

Chione's diary.

Observation day 1

I am Chione. The icy maiden, the cruel touch of mother winter, the snow fairy, and any number of names I have gained in my life, and currently I am in a bit of a pickle. I was taken in by my onee-sama, Risa Schrodinger after she defeated me in combat and thought to look on fondly from the shadows(ie stalk her) until the end of days. Hiding my true feelings while only taking what I need to control my lust- I mean hold back my pure tender feelings. Even if she didn't notice me I could suffer on so long as I had my treasures! Anyway, it was when I was in the human world that I saw someone watching my onee-sama from the shadows of some sort of call box! I of course followed this suspicious individual, but they took some pictures of my onee-sama while she was lifting her shirt to examine her cute little hollow hole then ran off! The nerve of some people! I will have to up my surveillance.

Day 2

It happened again! There I was, watching my onee-sama construct a piece of artwork that would no doubt win medals in any country when that cat person, yes she even copied her theme, showed up out of nowhere. She snuck up close to my Onee-Sama and took a deep sniff of her, then ran away. It was really annoying! Other than that, the only strange thing that happened was a teacher from the school dropped by.

Day 5

That thieving cat! There I was, going through my onee-sama's clothing for something to add to my collection. I found the perfect pair of underwear and I was going to give it back, but then out of nowhere the cat trips me and takes them! I barely got back up in time to see her scamper off somewhere. I will have to be more vigilant. Good news, I managed to get a pair of her leggings. They look like they would go up to her mid thigh. Ah, onee-sama.
(1/3?)

Day 10

This is the last straw. There I was, trying to just enjoy watching Onee-sama take an afternoon nap when that cat, that thieving cat! She showed up and ruined everything! She landed on the branch I was on and it broke! She broke the best branch to watch Onee-sama sleep! That is if, I have had it!~ I am leaving a note in Risa's real world underwear drawer with a time and a place. When she shows up we will have our final battle! Ah, but now where my heart find peace during the afternoons? If only you would lick me all better.

Day 12

I... I am at a loss as to say what happened. I just came back from the meeting and, well, wow. I need to sort my thoughts before I write this all down.

Day 14

Okay, so I said I would write this all down, and it has been a few days. The exact words and the like are maybe not 100% accurate, but this is pretty close to being exact. I showed up at that meeting place waiting for that thieving cat bi- Luna. I was waiting for Luna. She arrived just in time and seemed just as cross as I was.

I will try to remember the words as best I can.

C: So you have finally shown yourself. The annoying pest that has been hanging around onee-sama!
L: Me a pest? You're the one following her around all the time. I just want pictures of her and to lick some of her things, you are the one getting in my way!
C: I am following her around out of pure love, you dolled up trollop!
L: I was here first!
C: Well, I love her more than you!
L: I bit her once and tasted her blood you know!
C: She Li-Licked my clothes off!
L: You slut!
(2/3)

Luna hit me then. Not, like, hard but it was enough you know? I started freezing the ground and things were about to get ugly when a voice called out for us to stop. It was the teacher from before! He had been hiding in the bushes all along. Actually, he looked like he hadn't slept so maybe he was there all night? He was a human but he could see us so that was surprising. Anyway, he introduced himself as Tetsuya Matsuhiko, a teacher at the school where Onee-sama worked. He said he has been interested in her longer than both of us, but, well it went like this.

C: Men are no good, she will never be satisfied with just that!
L: Yeah, she wants someone lovely who will get her!
T: Even if she doesn't ever look my way, as long as I can think of her as mine that is all that matters. I want her eyes, I want her breath. I want to be the only one privileged to hear her moans of despair while she wiggles under me. Me mememememe (He got a bit creepy here)
T: But I know she never will. So I have to content myself with watching her always. Collecting things from her, much like you both I imagine! There are no winners or losers when it comes to feelings. The fact we can all see the utter perfection which makesyouwanttowearherskin of her, isn't that enough?
C: Well, I mean. Still, she keeps getting in my way!
L: You keep getting in my special shots!
T: But what if you were to combine your skills?
(3/4)

It was a strange idea, but he pulled out this really beat up lab coat with some violet hair in it.

T: This is from my collection. Her first lab jacket. Ah, I can still smell her in it sometimes. I am willing to share, in exchange for the parts of her you two can see that I can't, I will let you see the parts of her that you can't see.

We were quiet for a bit, then Luna pulled out a picture. It was a back shot of my onee-sama and she was naked!

L: She has really high defenses all the time because of Alt- a friend who lives nearby but I managed to get this and- well- these.

She pulled out a pair of underwear with the British flag on them. I was so moved I pulled out the leggings I got and, well, one thing led to another. Now we are coordinating our movements in order to keep an eye on her at all times. We are setting up a time table for sharing, and there was even talk of a master collection! It was pretty wild all things considered
(4/4)

And this was how Risa's stalkers became distressingly more organized.

>>29249520
I am just so touched that Risa gave meaning to those poor souls.

She truly is a miracle.

Satan bless you Dr. Risa Schodringer

>>29249520
Well fuck, wait why doesn't risa notice any of this

>>29249591
She is easily distracted.

>>29249591
its hard to notice insects if they don't buzz in your face

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I hope Jager won't get too mad at us

>>29249711
I wouldn't worry about her getting mad. I would worry about her going mad.

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>>29249834
half the people we work with are mad already

>>29249843
Yeah but this might not be the fun sort of mad.

>>29249882
Since when are there not fun sorts of mad?

>Some doucheass got drunk and crashed into the power lines, knocking out electricity in my city for 7 hours.
>Right as HQR starts up.
Well, I'm here now...

Rolled 70

>>29249882
She's always been there for us, our whacky antics weren't always fun for her.

We'd stick by Jagerbombs through thick and thin

Well, I am off to bed. Thanks for playing everyone!

>>29250052
Sleep well!
Also, please run again soon!

>>29250052
nighty night

>>29248602
The mask turned into a white flower thing when she stopped being a scrub.

>>29248715
>What are gonna do on the bed Jager Nee?
POMF

>>29248392
Its called Chili night son