You glance down at the Muramasa in your hands. ...You really weren't expecting this development, for it to be silent like this. It's almost a little disturbing. Is this what happened, then, when you ignore a Golden Weapon and leave it alone and unattended for a while? Does the spirit inhabiting it go into hibernation, or something? You remember Yuu talking about how she drew energy from you to physically manifest - and you have been wearing the bangles for the entirety of the Kirishima operation. Maybe that was it, then? Deprived of any contact, Kirika's spirit just goes to sleep, inactive?...Well, either way, you've got no time to speculate. You don't want to keep Sayaka waiting, and you don't really want to play around with a Golden Weapon that had more or less tried to fuck you over each time you've held it in your hands.
>>29230052That said, the chainaxes aren't much better, are they? They're huge, they're mean-looking, and...well, as awesome as they actually look, it seems that they were really tailor-made for someone like Kharn. Someone who had no issue looking like...well, a Devil. One with a fuckoff chainaxe in each hand and a foot-long tongue slithering from her mouth.You let out a sigh, before placing Muramasa back on its rack, and then lifting Gorefather and Gorechild free from theirs....Christ, these things are heavy. Gorefather in particular, seeing as it's the bigger one of the two. How Kharn managed to wield them as she did, you'll never know. You doubt you'll be able to use them with even a quarter of the artistry the former Warmaster did, no matter how much Sayaka trains you.Still, you may as well learn how to use them. They were given to you, after all, and there may come a time that your life would depend on the damn things.You just wish they didn't look so...fucking bloodthirsty. Even in their inactive state, the toothed killing edges of both chainaxes remind you of a grinning Pinky, her own teeth stained red with blood.It's here that you glance back at the Muramasa, before shoving both chainaxes into your inventory. ...Maybe you'll check it out again later, after training. Wake up Yuu for a bit, ask her how to communicate with a Golden Weapon, see if you can rile up Kirika if she's still in Muramasa.With that in mind, you set off for the training room that Sayaka directed you to. Nodding at the Magical Girls who salute you on the way there, and ignoring everyone else. And after what seemed like the fiftieth time that you nodded in greeting, you ignored them too.[1/2]
>>29230052yeeees!http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OjnBVEuSOWY
>>29230068the bangles changed on activation. It's possible the chainaxes will do the same.
>>29230068...Jesus, it feels like the entire Officio's trying to get in your way today. Is there really that many Magical Girls in Kyuubey's employ? You feel like you've nodded your head off. Yes, you know there's almost two thousand contractees in the Ninth, but for fuck's sake, it feels like the entire female population of Mitakihara went ahead and fucked themselves over by asking the mutant cat for a wish.You find the 8B training room after a bit of looking around. You've never really had reason to go to it until now - training rooms like this one were usually reserved for Eversors, and those undergoing training to qualify for the rank.The training room is...well, just what you expected, although cleaner. Unlike Kharn's training room of cold metal and dented steel, this one looks more like some sort of dojo hall, with polished wooden floors, lacquered nameplates and everything. There's even one of those racks full of training swords, the sort that really hurt when they hit. The center of the room itself is covered with a bright blue rubber mat. Most likely where all the sparring takes place.And in the middle of that stands Sayaka herself, one hand already on the grip of that weird sword-gun sheathe of hers."You're late." She snaps at you, all business. "Well? What happened? Did you actually fuck around with Kirika's sword, or what?"How do you respond? []Pretend to be possessed by Kirika.[]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.[]Other.
>>29230083[X]Pretend to be possessed by Kirika.
CHAINAXE THE GREAT EQUALIZER
>>29230083>[X]Other."It seems dormant. S'weird."
>>29230083[x]Pretend to be possessed by Kirika.Gotta fuck with Sallaka a bit at least.
>>29230083[x]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.[x]At least, I hope that's she's in there still.
>>29230083[X] Just a little, she wasn't up for fucking around.
>>29230083Weren't they supposed to change according to user or is that something only the gauntlets do? [X] Pretend to be possessed
>>29230083[X]Pretend to be possessed by Kirika.Let's see if we can actually pull this off. Would work much better if we still had the sword.
>>29230113>Let's see if we can actually pull this off."booga-booga" in complete deadpan.Nope, foolin' nobody.
>>29230083[x]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.Lets not joke around. We've been deadly serious talking about the Golden Weapons, we should return the favour by being serious to Sallaka
>>29230083[x] Just a bit, she says hi and to call you a bitch for her... bitch.
>>29230083[X]Just a little.
>>29230122She's getting into her combat zone.We're doing the same by giving no shits.
>>29230083[x]Kirika is sword. Which is why I was weirded out by it; she wasn't rattling around in the stand trying to stab me.
Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDblink to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart
[x] Touched it, she wasn't in there screaming at me like last time. Odd.
>>29230131This
>>29230121Yeah joking around with the golden weapons could lead to trouble if later on they think something ridiculous we say is a joke because it's too absurd and we have joked about it before. Don't want to invite that to us.
>Don't bring Muramasa instead of the GorefamilySad be.
>>29230083>[x]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.
>>29230083[x]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.If we could just, uh, avoid an emergency decapitation by Sayaka? That--that'd be great. Takes a while to clean up the blood, y'know?
I have a message from /jp/ to Dan Kim:we love you even if your drawings suck
>>29230083"False alarm." Brush off any further lines of questioning.
>>29230083[x]Pretend to be possessed by Kirika.J-just for a second, okay?!
>>29230159>dan kim>suck/jp/ get lost not even your creator loves you anymore
[X]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.
>>29230083[x]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.Pretending to be possessed won't work nearly as well without Muramasa. If we had the sword, we could draw it without saying a word as we stare at Sayaka the entire time. Maybe throw in something that Kirika used to say (I can't remember her lines. Been too long.)That would be creepy.
>>29230178>dan kim>good...prfffft
>>29230191Maybe we could do the possession thing with Kharn instead?
>>29230198>/jp/>opinions mattering...prfft
>>29230191>Timestop>Go back to vault>Grab sword
>>29230199What, walk around with our tongue hanging out and making passes at everything that moves?
>>29230083>>[x]Just a little. She wasn't up for fucking around.
>>29230083[x]Other."Just a second."Go grab Muramasa.
>>29230211"Sword is sleeping like baby. Is dildos anyway. Got axes, comrade!"
>>29230203>>29230198Honestly he be better then the average but not better then some of the really good ones out there. I like his style though so I don't really care. /jp/ go back to your waifus.
>>29230083[x]Pause."I was just thinking of pretending to be possessed by Kirika's ghost, but then I realized either you'd freak out and cut my head off, or I'd somehow get roped into a drinking contest. ...But yeah, she was weirdly quiet today, I don't know what to think of that."
>>29230229Considering the timeframe in which Dan cranks out those turbosketches during the thread, I think he's pretty good, myself.
>>29230234I like this.
>>29230255>implying we'd balk at any kind of drinking contest.
>>29230211Chaki needs to sew a larger tongue to hers so she can pull that off correctly.
Don't get Best Girl killed making stupid jokes!
>>29230131>>29230234[x] These
Needs more soulgem licking, damn it.
>>29230282What happens if we lick the katana / bangles?
>>29230275Seconding this
>>29230234This
>>29230292>lick sword"Ow, by tongue ith splith in too!"
>>29230292>lick the katanaI wouldn't.Who knows where Kirkika put it.
>>29230292If we lick the katana, we get a nasty cut on our tongue. If we lick the bangles, Yuu might lick us back
No banners today?
>>29230313Dude, come on now not even Kirika is that crazy.
>>29230083[x] Pretend to be possessed by Kirika.>whatcouldgowrong.jpg
>>29230309>>29230315>Licking the edge of the bladeYou lick the back of it, or the flat side. Or deep-throat the handle.
>>29230248Yeah one of my friends grandmothers used to work at a pretty high up their art school. So when I think good I think guys speed drawing images of peoples hands good enough to make people think they are photos in maybe 40 minutes tops. That most likely messes with my sense of scaling.
>>29230337You say that like Kirika wouldn't just cut us anyway.
>>29230273Best grill.
>>29230333
>>29230337You just don't get how Kirika is entirely edgy
Are all of our namefags asleep for this thread? 15 minutes was up 15 minutes ago.
>>29230342To be fair, there are different skillsets involved in drawing anime panels in ten minutes and realistic hands in 40, although one doesn't always necessarily exclude the other.
>>29230273That pic should be banned. It's not good for public health.
>>29230361Yes. I would be one of them if I gave a fuck about namefagging and I can tell you eveyone is still sleeping off their new years parties.
>Katana can be dual wielded with Deagle>People pick the axesMaaaaaaaaaan
>>29230273Someone should get to work on coloring this one.
>>29230361
>>29230376We are practicing melee weapons though, so we are not allowed to use Deagle.
>>29230376We've still yet to see what the axes can actually do in our hands.The Bangles revealed some previously unguessed at capabilities. Seems like a fair bet the axes will too.
>>29230361I just forgot to put my trip up.Guess which post is mine
>>29230376>Katana has tried to fuck us over at every turn>People pick the axesMaaaaaaaaaaaan
>>29230389As if it wouldn't be good for Chiaki to get some practice with the sword so she can later dual-wield it.
>>29230391its_over.jpg ?
>>29230389You gotta walk before you run.>>29230390We've seen Kharn wield them, and she was pretty damn good at it.>>29230396Seemed pretty well behaved earlier.
>>29230399If it weren't wuxia noir, I would rant at you. As is, I can accept that.
>>29230399>implying we actually NEED anything other than a Deagle. And not even a golden one.pls
>>29230361Sorry, I'm at work and my new phone seems to hate images with transparency so I can't so banners today. Sorry!
>>29230418IT LOOKS COOLER THAT WAY
>>29230391you were >>29230273
>>29230390Agreed. I kind of want to see just how the spirit in the Axes thinks. I kind of imagine it as a frothing berserker but it might surprise me.
>>29230409>We've seen Kharn wield them, and she was pretty damn good at it.We saw Black Baron use the bangles, too. He didn't have autocannons in the fingers.
>>29230435because he a shit.
>>29230435Baron didn't get the eye flame thing going either.
>>29230433Most berserkers are pretty rational. Right up until they start tearing your throat out with their teeth.
>>29230433But Kharn's not dead, so who's spirit is inside the axes?
>>29230433One's a frothing berserker, the other is like Souji. They are married blades.
>>29230435Baron wasn't a magical girl, and it seems like the gold weapons affect them differently.
>>29230433>>29230458There's no spirit in the axes, they're empty like the Deagle (unless the Deagle ate Chiaki's memories at some point and that's why it froths noir at every opportunity).And it's been said before that they give off a "playful" vibe; it's just Kharn's brand of playful that involves murdeing people for fun.
>>29230435He actually might have. It's just the spirit inside hated his guts and wouldn't let him use anything. At least that's my guess mainly because it looks like the golden weapons get stronger based on the synic rate which explains things like the fire.
>>29230471One is Kharn, the other is Ekatarina.Kharn didn't even realise Ekatarina was in there.
>>29230467>But Kharn's not dead, so who's spirit is inside the axes?Or is she ? . .
>>29230488We've seen a Murderface version of us inside the deagle, a depressed, miserable drunk version.
>>29230159>>29230198Go away /jp/, no one likes you anyway. You are like the autistic little brother of /a/ and /a/ is already the creep who goes with half-naked lolis on his T-Shirt to school.
>>29230496...I like this.
>>29230361Been lurking at the last few threads passively, due to being up to my neck in College.Nice going with Midori though, and I mean that seriously.
>>29230496Ekaterina was very, very different from Kharn. And she didn't get the chainaxes till much later.
>>29230488The Deagle has a different Homu. Which is why we don't sync right. We're ALMOST the right person, but not quite.
>>29230518if theres been a constant in Noir so far, it's that you don't get to just walk away from your past selves, no matter how much easier it would make things.
>>29230606But if your past self was kind of nice and you might not mind going back, wouldn't it be more noir to never see them again?
>>29230606Ekaterina was killed by Strauss. Kharn was created by Malal from her ashes, as an extremely crude continuation. From the one image we got of her (and the info that she was raised in a gulag, by her father who was the gulag's manager and entirely too torture-happy, even in presence of his daughter) the guess follows that she used to be a pretty haunted individual (a Vindicare to boot) and not exactly a sexual tyrannosaurus like Kharn is right now.
>>29230642Which is exactly why Kharn didn't even notice Ekatarina
>>29230642Which is why she's stuck in the axes. A tortured innocent girl lashing out in her pain.
>>29230657>the guess follows that she used to be a pretty haunted individual (a Vindicare to boot) and not exactly a sexual tyrannosaurus like Kharn is right now.Sometimes there's no going back, no matter how much you wish there were.
>>29230052>>29230068>>29230083
>>29230657You know it's hilarious in hindsight how Kharn's phone entry said "she could be trusted with our life, but not more than that". It ended up not being because she was untrustworthy really, but more because she's a berserker who's as smart as a bag of hammers and wouldn't have really succeeded at anything other than helping us fight.
>>29230692hahahacaptcha: its relatebit sure it, captha
>>29230371Just imagine if it had Shoujo bubbles.
>>29230746the chibi marriage picture with shoujo bubbles would contravene local strategic arms limitations
>>29230692IT'S ALL A LIE, BLUEBERRY!DON'T BELIEVE HER LIES!
>>29230692I'm writing again you bastard. The Keiikimakura will strike again.
>>29230379I need this. For... reasons.
>>29230096 >>29230106 >>29230110 >>29230121Just a little, you reply as you step over the threshold of the training room. Kirika wasn't up for fucking around, which was weird, considering that she'd always been a bit of a bitch whenever you tried to use the sword in any capacity. ...Wait, you don't need to take your shoes off for this, do you? Because it feels like you should, here."...What? With Kirika? But you retired her, didn't you? What the hell are you talking about? Oh, and yeah, take 'em off. You'll need proper traction here, anyway." Sayaka points towards the shoe rack off to the side, her own footwear already deposited in the uppermost tier, and very neatly. You smirk at this for a moment, before taking off yours and shoving them at the bottom tier, ignoring how they ended up askew. "Cute. Now can you kindly explain what the fuck are you talking about? What's Kirika herself got to do with this, huh? Or did those things actually drive you crazy already?"Oh, yeah. You didn't exactly explain to her that bit about the Golden Weapons, right? The bit about them retaining the soul of their user upon their deaths, and how you can actually talk to them, and have them help you out whenever you need it?...Christ, how do you explain something like that? It sounds crazy even to you, and you normally don't give a shit.Still, you try your best to explain, choosing your words carefully. At the very end of it, Sayaka's frown had gone from a grumpy disapproval to one of...well, grumpier disbelief."Are you FUCKING with me now, Murderface? Now I'm convinced, those things are actually driving you crazy. How is that possible? Someone gets their Soul Gem shattered, boom, they die, they don't exist anymore, end of story. They don't start inhabiting weapons just because they're gold, that's insane--"[1/2]
>>29230779Hooray!
>>29230803She's calling something like that insane, when you're both Magical Girls created by mutant cats from outer space?"That's different! I'm not--"What about you being able to stop time? Or having an inventory that allows you to store shit like giant fuckoff chainaxes, even when your costume doesn't even have pockets? How about the fact that said mutant cats can actually compress the entire human soul into some shiny rock no bigger than an egg?Sayaka glowers at you, here. "...You know, I kind of liked you as Girl A. Yeah, you always hung around Mami and generally made life shit for everyone, but at least you weren't this much of an annoying smartass." She shakes her head, before beckoning you forward onto the mat. "Fine, whatever. You did bring one of your golden weapons, right? Which one is it, then?"You show her, drawing both Gorefather and Gorechild out from your inventory. Both of them falling on the training mat with dull, loud thuds."...Seriously? These things?" Sayaka shakes her head in disbelief. "You want to train using these? Why not use Kirika's sword instead, or those gauntlets you used back in the concert?"Well, that's easy. You didn't want to risk it with Kirika's sword, not until you can figure out what's really going on with it. As for the gauntlets, well, Yuu needed to rest, so--"Yuu? Who's Yuu?" You open your mouth to explain, before Sayaka raises a hand. "Wait, no, I actually don't want to know. You're going to say that she's the ghost living in the gauntlets, right? And she talks to you or something?"Well--"Right. Okay. Let's...let's just keep it at that. It's way too early in the morning for crazy." It's here that she points towards the chainaxes. "Do you actually know how to use those things? And if they've really got ghosts in them or something, who's in there?"How do you respond?
>>29230812[x] "No idea whatsoever."
>>29230812"No, and I don't know. That's why we're training."
>>29230812[X]"Uh.. ...Kharn? But she's not dead yet, so.. ...You know what doesn't even make sense to me anymore, let's just do this."
>>29230720She looks like she is going to devour the panties.Bueno.
>>29230812>Do you actually know how to use those things?"Apply sharp bits to enemy. That's the general gist of it, right?"
>>29230812"I have no idea. But statistically speaking, they're probably less crazy than Kirika."
>>29230812>How do you respond?"Well now, that's the question, isn't it?"Time to wake up the axes and find out.
>>29230812"Kharn just gave these to me. Haven't used them at all."
>>29230812"I have no idea! That's why we're going to try them out!"
>>29230812[x] Well I did get them from Kharn. I'll try not to molest you.
>>29230812>>29230844>>29230834>>29230845voting this dood!
>>29230812[x] I assume that I turn them on and swing the toothy spinny end at you. As for ghosts, no idea. Kharn isn't dead, but I'd be more surprised if they were just totally blank."
>>29230812[ x ] I don't know and i do not know. Answers to her question in no particular order.
>>29230812[X] "Unless it involves swinging them like a dipshit, no. I have a feeling the ghost is going to be Kharn, or someone like her anyway."
>>29230812Watch your panties.
>>29230812"Not really sure. Might be some kind of copy of Kharn, might not be anyone. But would you rather deal with maybe-Kharn, or definitely-Kirika?"
>>29230848"Near as I can figure it, the golden weapons do contain a spirit of some kind. Whether it's actually the original user's soul, or whether it's a seperate entity shaped by proximity with the original user, or whether I'm just going nuts is entirely a matter for debate.But I can tell you this: When I was fighting with the bracelets, there was more than just me in there. You're an Eversor. We've fought before. You could tell the difference, right?"
>>29230812[x]"Haven`t tried out the axes yet. But should I die, me or a shadow of me will probably end up in the Golden Deagle, so give it to Midori in that case."Foreshadowing, dun dun duuuunnn!
>>29230812[X] "I don't know, on both accounts. Since the sword is a lot easier to swing around I figured I need extra training with these."
>>29230812[X] kharn showed me where the activation rune is once, no idea who's inside it.
>>29230812[x] "I can go get the katana if you'd rather."
>>29230812[x] "Know how to use them? No. Who lives in them? Also no. But they like a good fight."
>>29230803>>29230812
>>29230812>>29230845Fucking this. So hard.
>>29230931Megane?
>>29230906>Magical Midori Noir Quest
>>29230931>Believe it!Oh god...
>>29230902This
>>29230967You're repeating>>29230388I had it covered
>>29230966megane
>>29230998One sayaka is never enough.
>>29231009Perfecto.
>>29231009Bellissimo!
>>29231012I think murderface subscribes to the theory that one Sayaka is plenty and may, infact, be one too many.
>>29231012>One Kyoko is never enoughFTFY.
>>29231048>Sayaka>KyokoThey come in couples.
>>29230914[X] kharn showed me where the activation rune is once, no idea who's inside it.don't have time to fact check hope you're right.
>>29230292
>Katana described as being perfect in our hands>Axes are large, unwieldy, and mystifying as to how we're actually going to use them>"Better pick the axes!"
>>29231114Not our hands we're worried about
>>29231114>bringing Kirika sword against Sayaka of all people>not a bad ideaThat former master-apprentice rivalry would have gotten the sword hella crazy.
>>29231114Honestly not all that bad of a idea. We already got some sense on how to fight with the golden Katana and it sort of hates us. But we know jack shit about the golden axes and we might need to use them later on. So we might as well get some practice in and maybe see the spirit.
>>29231114I'd rather wield the softest sofa cushion from the soft sofa store than the golden sword.
>>29231114Yeah, but the Chainaxes have three modes: Maim, Kill, and Burn. It's not only a good weapon, it's a perfect interrogation tool (provided we keep our traps shut).The Katana only has a)something that hates us insides and b) Wan mirion fulds modeOn a slightly less retarded note, I chose the chainaxes because I like the idea of using big fuck off chain axes, and if we get proficient our strength and fitness will increase to match
>>29231133The sword would be dormant for like three clashes and then Chiaki would hear a deafening screech YO IS THAT THE BLUE RETARD BECAUSE HOLY SHIT LEAVE THAT TO ME MURDERFACE IM GONNA HELP YOU EARN THAT NAMEI really wanted to befriend Kirika this whole time. Party dynamic would be great with actual psycho bitch on our side
>>29231057>Sayaka>KyokoThey comes .FTFY
>>29231162>Yeah, but the Chainaxes have three modes: Maim, Kill, and Burn.The Chainaxes don't have that. The three modes belonged to Kharn's Chainsword.
>>2923118310/10 broke my ribs laughing.
>>29231162>Yeah, but the Chainaxes have three modes: Maim, Kill, and Burn.That's Skulltaker/Malal. We have no idea what the chain axes do. Personally, I would have chosen the sword. Better the devil that you know and all that...
>>29231114So let's say you're kind of medieval brute.You'd perform better with a rapier or warhammer?Cool weapons are cool and all but simplicity is awesome in Its own charming, brutally pragmatic way
>>29231194>>29231200Oh shit, you're right. My Mistake.I still stand by my choice, though Also if we ask nicely we maaayyy be able to get it modded
>>29231200But Kharn is almost a literal devil. And we know her pretty well.The sword strikes me as something we WILL use. But later. After we resolve the Oriko/Kirikia situation.
>>29231162> It's not only a good weapon, it's a perfect interrogation toolEdgyfag pls go
>>29231206Rapiers are one of the shittiest swords possible to use in a real fight anyway.
>>29231183>IM GONNA HELP YOU EARN THAT NAMEThat's a good one. I can actually see Kirika saying this when she decides she'd rather be helpful psycho so she can keep slashing people.
>>29231162>Chiaki>Ever performing an interrogation that doesn't suck dildos
>>29231220I will have my chain axes have as many edges as possible and theres nothing you can do to stop me
>>29231232You not happy with licking gems?
>>29231220If a murderface charged you with 2 big ass axes and almost chopped your head clean off then told you to say what you know your going to say what you know.Though I'm honestly worried about the Katana. We already know Ariman is in the staff and she does know magic. So I keep getting the feeling that the reason the crazy bitch isn't in the thing is because she is summoned right now.
>>29231220>Picking the still blood--stained chainaxes>Not wanting to go full edge
>>29231217Well, again, we don't know what the chain axes will do. With the sword it's: "Ok, Kirika might try to possess me. Better watch out for that." Here? We have nothing to go on and that worries me a little
>>29230159Dear /jp/,we like you even if you suck.Kind regards/tg/
>>29231263For this I can't think of much other then possession that the golden weapons could do. We should most likely be looking out for that in general though if we are using golden weapons. Unless it's the moe templar.
>>29231263That's exactly why I want to see what we're dealing with.>>29231263>We have nothing to go on and that worries me a littleI'd be assuming that we'll be getting Kharn as we saw her in her sparring session with us. Kinda crazy, but nothing I don't think we can handle with a little Midori style Kharn control.
>>29230159Dear /jp/: IFDLIDIY etcetc
>>29231263> we don't know what the chain axes will domaim or kill, alternatively burn.It might also result in a dialogue that's kind of going like>can we kill It?>no>brutal disfiguration mode is a go, got It
>>29231232For real. The next time we want to interrogate someone, can we just order someone competent to do it for us? At the very least, when we're responding to questions, can we choose to just answering what was asked instead of tacking on our entire internal monologue? This isn't a math test, we don't need to show our work on every question.
>>29231308Would've gone well if anon didn't suck at playing bad cop... Seriously, who the fuck goes for a sob story when told to play bad cop?
>>29231308I'd like to just call in whoever normally does them and we can sit there cleaning our guns or juggling grenades or something.
>>29231232I like to think we did a good job with midori
>>29230761
>>29231325at least ten anons, apparently
>>29231308Know that feel bro. ;_; I actually like reading about things like interrogation methods and I weep when ever she tries.Only one thing to do. Personally interrogate any magical girls we need to via soul gem licking. prolonged soul gem licking lasting a couple hours. Search your heart. It's the only method that Chaki could pull off.
>>29231349the smiling face of a traitor!
>>29231308Yes. Yes, for the love of crap yes, do this.Murderface used to interrogate like there was no tomorrow and we had 13 hours before the bombs went off in Chicago.Chiaki, it seems, should leave the interrogation to the pros i.e. Almost anyone else.Fuck, I'd leave Mami in charge of interrogation over the thread after that last debacle.
>>29231327we did a terrible job that somehow came out right because Miracle Fucking Midori.>>29231362We just need to agree to go Full Murderface before we go into the cell and let Decu handle everything else.
>>29231308Or, we can take advantage of what we know. Spear bitch and hammer bitch are a thing, so torture one in front of the other.
>>29231362But NECO had no soul gem!
>>29231362We could also dunk their Soul Gems in glasses of Kong.Drink whiskey, lick Soul Gem clean, refill glass, repeat.
>>29230761>>29231349I'll have to remember to shojoufy it when I get back home tonight!
>>29231362I'm in favor of this, if only because we can't speak while we do it.
>>29231378Or we give them the hope of seeing the other and that the other will be pardoned, IF they spill everything. Of course we won't, but it's a thought.
>>29231200Good morning!Would you happen to know what time of the day it is, son? I can't seem to recall!
>>29231362Personally, I never got why that was a good interrogation technique. Your tongue would get tired long before they would.You need some sort of automatic soul gem washer.
>>29231407It's afternoon here where I live.There's no snow but It's really cold!And dark!
>>29230931>Believe it!You're killing me.
>>29230803>>29230812Look at what we could have had.
>>29231377Nah. Honestly I think the issue is people think we will go full murderface if we act like it in interrogation. Chaki is a lot smarter about these things but people are going to reserved if she needs to create a bang then Chaki needs to make a bang and not monologue or the likes.In other words I kind of think she is too reserved in it.
>>29231407>>29231428I don't think that's what he was referring to anon.
>>29231410It's simple, you throw a soulgem into a box full of working vibrators and call It a day
>>29231247I can start to samefag votes just like you the next time we have choice.
>>29231448SEE ANONS?!This...only a far-away dream....
>>29231448We all know you just want to draw the sword Dan.
>>29230834 >>29230838 >>29230838 >>29230839 >>29230845You shake your head."So you don't know how to use them. At all. Right." Sayaka lets out a breath through her teeth. "What about whoever's haunting them? No idea about that too?"Yeah, no idea about that either. Statistically speaking, though, whoever they are, they're probably less crazy than Kirika."She wasn't really all that crazy, you know. Not like Kharn was." Sayaka shakes her head as she steps forward, leaning down on one knee to examine the chainaxes. You note here that she isn't making any attempt to touch them at all, seemingly comfortable with just looking at them at a closer distance. "She was just an asshole who really liked messing with people. And making them see what color their intestines were."...Sounds like Kirika, alright."Right, we'll start you off with just one of them for now, it'll be easier to teach you the basics with that. I'll let you graduate to dual-wielding when I think you've learned enough." She points at Gorechild - the smaller of the two. "Jesus, I thought they were huge when Kharn used them, but they look even bigger up close. How the hell did she even use them like she did?"You were wondering about that yourself. Maybe she was just that kind of crazy, you guess."Eh, maybe." You pick up Gorefather and place it back in your inventory, before hefting Gorechild off the floor and clutching the haft with both hands - while Sayaka herself steps off of the mat, placing Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie on the training weapon rack and taking up a wooden sword in its place. "From what I remember, Kharn's style was more of a full-out assault one. She doesn't really do defense, just got right in your face and hacked away until she won. Worked alright for her, but it probably won't for you, so we'll have to work on a different style." She pats your thighs with the sword. [1/2]
>>29231448In your world, Midori will always use a "Shempai" when referring to Chiaki, huh?It's adorable
>>29231448Why bully the wendy
>>29231410Not to hard to figure out. Midori dented her restraints and she isn't the strongest magical girl. After a certain point that would fucking hurt especially if spammed over and over.
>>29231473patience, guys. patience.it IS coming.Just need to resolve a few things first.Which the Chainaxe is perfectly placed to do.
>>29231183>spoilerbut anon, we already got Pinky
>>29231448W-we can talk to it later, Dan!
I hope Sayaka destroys us while we fail to even swing around the axes because 2heavy4noodlearms and we go get the katana instead.
>>29231448"Spill" your pancakes?Also gib Wendy love you know she only wants some hugs.
>>29231482"Spread those legs a bit more. Get a wider stance, so you don't get off-balance when you swing and miss. Grip's wrong, too - you're holding it like a baseball bat. Dominant hand should be higher up."She fusses with your stance and grip for about five annoying minutes, tapping and poking you with the tip of her sword whenever you make a mistake in your adjustments. Just when you feel like Sayaka's just fucking with you here, she finally nods, making a satisfied noise. "Not bad. Alright, that'll do. Now, holding it just like that, make a swing. You've chopped wood before, right?" You shake your head, and she grunts in disapproval. "Egh. Right. Then swing from your shoulders like you're chopping down a tree in front of you. So it should be like this--" She mimes a sideways hacking motion with her own sword. "Get it? Do it for me now."You do so, and she grunts again."That'll do. Do that for me one hundred times, Murderface."...One hundred times? Really?"Who's training who, here? Get to it."Christ. Fine. One hundred, then. Is she going to keep count for you, or...?"You are. Go." You don't even need to look at her to hear the smirk in her voice. She's enjoying this, being able to order you around."Want me to make it two hundred? No whining when Sayaka-sensei's teaching. And put your back into it!"...Bitch. You start your hundred, feeling your entire body protest at the sudden...exercise.Jesus, is that it? Are you this out of shape? For a Magical Girl, are you really this noodly?You growl at this, forcing yourself to ignore the various aches and pains suddenly rising up with every movement, every swing. You're not going to give Sayaka the satisfaction.[2/3]
>>29231470>implying I could do something like thatYou're the one with shitty personalityYou bluntlord
>>29231374We never were good at Interogations, I dont know where you got that from. As Murderface we splattered people all over the walls and as Chiaki we dunked someones Soulgem in whiskey and made out with it. We probably should have gotten NECO drunk though. Lets try that again next time.
>>29231482>Blueberry Cheesecake Brownie on the training weapon rack and taking up a wooden sword in its placeare you fucking crazy?Get your damn sword woman. You do not fuck about with training weapons when a Golden Weapon is live.
>>29231506God Chiaki, you look kinda cool!
>>29231506It's here, at your twentieth swing, that a voice suddenly whispers in your mind. One that's oddly familiar, and at the same time one you've never heard before.And it sounds...foreign? British? Female, sure, but...nothing like Kharn's, that's for sure.+ Who's this? Who's the slimy wanker that's just signed her own death warrant wavin' one half of me about? +...What? Who's this?+ I'm askin' you, you bloody git. Who are ya? Can't anyone get any bloody sleep around here anymore? +How do you react?
>>29231531"I'm the boss. Nobody's sleeping during training time. You gonna help or what?"
>>29231531"Girl A. Murderface. Chiaki Matsuda. Warmaster of the Ninth. Who wants to know?"
>>29231531[x] "Are you the spirit of Christmas past? Oh god, I knew I shouldn't have eaten those pancakes, but they were RIGHT THERE and so delicious-smelling, I couldn't help it even if it meant nothing left over for the others!"
>>29231531"I'm the one making sure that when I swing you both it isn't like watching a two-handed amputee with a rifle.""Feel free to nod off if you like - I'll wake you when there's muder afoot."
>>29231531[x] "Name's Chiaki Matsuda. And currently I'm learning how to swing you right. Fuck, my arms aren't noodly; they're just...just out of practice."
>>29231531"I'm one of Kharns friends. Has she ever told you about Murderface? Thats me."
>>29231531[x]mock the accentOi, ya geet. I'm trying to become the new avatar of death here so shut up and let me do my hundred. The hell are you anywayI want to see her reaction
>>29231531[x] "If you want me dead, you're going to have to stand in line."
>>29231531[X] "You've been sleeping since Siberia, you lazy cow.Why don't you show me what you've got, kid?"
>>29231506Wonder if she's accounting for the fucking shield we have on one of our arms when she's commenting on our technique.
>>29231531[x] "Sayaka the axe is talking to me..." while still swinging.
>>29231531"I'm your new wielder, so look sharp. Who are you, anyway? Kharn didn't mention you."
>>29231531"Kharns successor and murder buddy. I'm only using one half because I have no idea how to duel wield yet."
>>29231531[X] Wot mate? It be almost eleven bong, you lazy git!
>>29231531[X]"I am Chiaki Matsuda, currently you are in my possession and I am using your smaller half to train... I am not noodly. Who am I talking to?"
>>29231584"Is it telling you how much you suck?"
>>29231531[x] keep swinging and introduce ourself. Something about being Kharn's successor should do.
>>29231531"Chiaki Matsuda. Warmaster of the Ninth. Pleased to meet ya. If you're wondering, previous owner retired."
>>29231608"...yeah..."
>>29231608[x]"Yes".
>>29231608
>>29231571While I'm sure Chiaki can understand English fine (if only for narrative convenience, but the whole Wendy thing must have meant lots of practice too), Japanese people generally don't speak it well enough to manage an accent like that. Not even a bad one.
>>29231531[x] "Kharn replaced you with a baby."
>>29231531Just shut up and be wielded, asshole. I'm not in the mood for uppity ghosts.
>>29231448Who is the one kissing her feet?
>>29231531First: I am the Warmaster ofthe ninth, current owner of this weaponTwo: I don't careThree: Guns are better than melee weapons
>>29231651mami
>>29231531[X] IIIITTSSMMMUURRDERRFAAAACEEEEEE
>>29231531[x] "Ya want me to swing the other half too?"
>>29231506Badass.
>>29231531Decu, these.>>29231584>>29231608>>29231619Decu, pls.
>>29231571>not "Wavin' ya about? On'y 'coz ya been kippin' eva since I picked ya up in bleedin' Siberia, ya git. Now, 'z ya gonna keep mukkin' about, or 'z ya gonna teach me 'ow ta wave ya about all propa-like?"Step it up, shempai.
>>29231531Are we hearing the voice of our Spiritual Liege, Matilda Ward?
>>29231633>OYA YA GITTO. IMA DA DA WAHMASTA OF DA NINTO. I AM VERY BEESY NOW.
>>29231686>don't want no trabble
>>29231531[x] these>>29231574>>29231575>>29231584>>29231588>>29231645>>29231661>>29231664
>>29231522>Not sure if this is sincere or sarcasm.
>>29231677
>>29231407Don't "son" me! And to think I was momentarily happy seeing you...>>29231531[X] "You go first" Did we learn anything about talking too much, everyone? No, I guess not..
>>29231531[X] I'm Chiaki Matsuda, who the hell are you? You have a better idea for learning how to use these damn things?
>>29231531[ x ] Shut yer bloody gob. My ass is sweating here.
>>29231506>>29231531filename
>>29231674
>>29231726>Did we learn anything about talking too much, everyone? >>No, I guess not..You can't make me not make an ass of myself!
>>29231660Perfect!
>>29231379And obviously can't have one. She has no soul.
>>29231740Sayaka looks like Satsuki.
>>29231740God damn it why is Chiaki so cute
>>29231531"huh. Not who I was expecting. Doesn't fit the established pattern.Who were you?"
>>29231759Can't be helped. I have terminal sameface.
>>29231716>ATZEOh godAlso how2upload 5.2MB gifs onto 4chains
>>29231771I actually like the idea that Sayaka goes into Satsukiface when she's training somebody.
>>29231531
>>29231771At least your chosen face is cute. You could just as easily have ended up with Iwaaki-face
>>29231726Hooray! You aren't an imposter!But you still didn't post "Most exciting time of the day," which is why I doubted.I also tried to help by posting a voting period ended pic at the stroke of 15 minutes last decu-post but, I f-failed . . .I hope the Axes' spirit cooperates with us to fuck with Blueberry's head.
>>29231509>Implying you didnt do something like that already
>>29231771Sayaka with Junketsu alt-outfit plz
>>29231830>You pigs in Butler's clothing!>Especially you, Kyoko. My place in 10 minutes.>I need this. >Please.
>>29231830and a second one with Kyoko lewding it up while Sayaka wears it.>Kyoko may or may not wear the butler uniform.
>>29231711Sincere anon.
>>29231830Only if we get Chiaki with a red streak in her hair.Midorako optional
>>29231830>>29231862Oh.. Oh god. Oh yes pls.
>>29231862>>Kyoko may or may not wear SenketsuFIFY
>>29231880still waiting on a straight "private investigator" Chiaki.Seems like it should have been drawn years ago.
Pretty sure pic related was mentioned to be in-quest by NECO. So yeah.
>>29231892Does that mean we get Nudist Beach Chiaki?
>>29231908Noirist Beach
>>29231904She was mentioned in the Christmas Recap thread as one of the opponents Yuu has fought from the First
>>29231904She's in The First apparently. Yuu had a fight with her.
>>29231904I hope this guy is in the quest.
>>29231908You need to know two things about Chiaki...
>>29231927The First incubator has a human proxy that he can pilot.
>>29231915Everyone wears trenchcoats?Well it's in sync with all the shadowruns we are having, that's for sure.
>>29231908>Chiaki at a nude beach>Her skin looks like a roadmap of Baghdad.
>>29231929Is one of them that she has nice ass for someone that scrawny?
>>29231941I'm okay with this.
>>29231814I'm kinda at work? Barely keeping up with thread while working on this presentation. Also, I don't have that image on my phone. Should grab it. >>29231880I... I kinda want this...
>>29231941She'd score more than Kharn if she were so inclined.
>>29231941
>>29231947The other is that she has a time stop that would be ideal for laying ridiculous traps
>>29231958Or for being a Hero of Justice through rape.
>>29231996Well, she is well known for removing panties, so that fits.
>>29231941What is that supposed to mean?
>>29232028Scarred to hell and back.
>>29232028Hot. Since Baghdat has a hot climate.
>>29232028Scars and craters everywhere
>>29232028dem scars, man, dem scars
It's kind of a miracle that Chiaki doesn't have face scars.
>>29231947>>29231958>>29232011Deliciously flat.
>>29232044>>29232050>>29232052You guys make it sound like that's a bad thing.
>>29232044>>29232050>>29232052I actually thought this was a reference to being so pale you can see their veins, so maybe I've just heard the phrase used wrong..?
>>29232071I dunno, dem anything is usually a sexy thing
>>29232071Depends really on the scars.
>>29232071Oh, its definately a good thing, at least in Hat's art she wears them well
>>29232083Probably both in this instace TBH.Pale as death with baby-blue veins all over, criss-crossed by countless painful scars.
>>29232114And not pissy emo cutting scars. Big, proper, how-is-this-bitch-alive ruined, puckered skin scarring.
>>29231548 >>29231559 >>29231552 >>29231585 >>29231588 >>29231598You continue swinging, trying your best to keep count while maintaining the rhythm you've established. Sayaka's watching you like a hawk, here, the Eversor clapping her hands every so often to help you regain cadence. ...She's really taking this seriously, isn't she?+ Your form is shite, your swing is shite, and I'm not even turned on, here. What kind of bloody pikey are ya, anyway? Cripes, look at yer arms, they're like a pair of wet noodles blowin' in the wind--+You're not a...pikey, or whatever the fuck that is, you shoot back in an irritated pulse. Your name is Chiaki Matsuda, Warmaster of the Ninth. You're the boss, here, and your arms are not noodly. They're just out of practice, that's all. Who the hell is this, anyway?+ Warmaster of the Ninth? + The voice seems to ignore everything else you've said. + Bollocks to that, I know who bloody well is the Warmaster of the Ninth. Where's that bird with the metal crud on her arms and legs? She's got really huge tits too, that was always nice. You don't even got any. + The voice laughs here - or rather, you hope that was laughing, as it sounded like someone snoring through their nose while trying to snort cocaine. + Look, alright, you've had your laugh, now give me back to Kharn. She'll probably let you off easy, maybe just take off yer arm, or maybe a leg, for stealin' me.+"Keep in time, Murderface!" Sayaka shouts at you again, clapping once more. "One, two! One, two!"+ And would you please tell that blue bitch to shut up? She's givin' me a right headache, here--+Forty. Forty-one. Forty-two. Forty-three...You reply just as you hit fifty strokes. You're not giving the chainaxes back to Kharn, you pulse back. You didn't steal them - Kharn herself gave them to you in the first place. And now you're training to learn how to use them properly.Silence, and it's here that the voice seems to choke, here.[1/2]
>>29232104Depends on how you got them.And how you wear them. (can't think of better way of putting it, I hope you can understand)
>>29232142+ Y-you're joking, right? That's...she promised! We had an agreement! I don't believe this! Bloody hell, we were supposed to get the fucking high score together! That crazy bint! +That's tough. You really, really do feel for her. But she's stuck with you now, so is she just going to complain or is she going to help you out, here?+ Shut your gab, I'm tryin' to reconcile some deep, deep personal issues here! + The voice snaps, petulant. + It really hurts something fierce, ya know that? And we were really gettin' close, too... +"Getting distracted, Murderface! Plus fifty strokes!" Sayaka yells, and you bite back a scathing retort.+ Nope, I can't move on. Gots to get some closure. + It's here, then, that you see a silhouette materialize beside Sayaka - one just as tall as her, but with what looks like wolf ears sticking out from a shock of long, scraggly hair. And in that silhouette, you can barely make out a pair of glowing yellow eyes, and the grin of a bleached skull from where the lower half of its face should be.+ Can you tell me what happened to Kharn, at least? Did she at least die fightin' or what? Don't tell me she retired, now, that'd be shameful. +[]Tell the truth.[]Lie.
>>29232142>inb4 uproarious laughter and doubt
>>29232155[x]Tell the truth."Worse. Souji knocked her up."
>>29232155[X]Tell the truth."You've been asleep for a bit too long."
>>29232155>[X]Tell the truth."She tried really hard to go out fighting. But I made her retire.Punishment gig. Kind of a long story."
>>29232155[X]Tell the truth.
>>29232155[x]Truth"You're not gonna like this."
>>29232155[x]Tell the truth."She's pregnant. With a nerd's baby. Sorry, didn't see it ending for her like that either, but it's the truth."
>>29232155[x] Tell the truth"All the blood caught up to her."
>>29232155First you tell me who the hell you are. Then I tell you what happened to Kharn.
>>29232155She retired so hard she shits babies
>>29232107The first time I drew her with scars was for the kiss 22 chart, if someone has it lying around. Means I need to go back and fix the Chiaki in a bikini picture... >>29232155[X] Got some bad news for you...
>>29232155tell the truthdon't forget to tell her that she's pregnant and that the father is some weak condescending nerd
>>29232155>wolf ears sticking out from a shock of long, scraggly hair. And in that silhouette, you can barely make out a pair of glowing yellow eyes, and the grin of a bleached skull from where the lower half of its face should be.Who the fuck is this a reference to?
>>29232155[ x ] She is pregnant now, the father is an annoying idiot to boot.[ x ] She lives in a god forsaken frozen land.
>>29231830>>29231846>>29231862>>29231880MGNQ fanfic pic incoming
>>29232155[x] Ask what the high score is. You bet if you totaled all your amnesiac personalities together you might get close.
>>29232155[X]Tell the truth.They don't call her 'The Betrayer' for nothing.
>>29232155"You shouldn't ask questions if you don't want to hear the answers."Especially around us. At length.
>>29232155[x]Tell the truth.I wouldn't say she retired, since Kharn will always be Kharn, and she still works for the officio. And she is just as good at murder as she ever has been.
>>29232201[x] THAT ONE
>>29232155[x]Tell the truth.Oh boy.
>>29232155[X] tell the truth.
>>29232155[x]Click your tongue.[x]"I wish I could retire, instead I am stuck here, swinging a stupid axe like an Idiot."
>>29232155>[x]Tell the truth.Try to highlight the bits that speak in Kharn's favor (jumped into barier, kicked ribbonhomu's ass, just didn't manage to die in the process)
>>29232211Epaulettes work *Really* Well on Sayaka.
>>29232211>YEEESSSSSSSS
>>29232155[x] "Retired and stuffed full of baby."
>>29232155>[x]Tell the truth.
>>29232211Why is Kyoko's face melting?
>>29232211Blue has never looked more delicious!
This bloody git better appreciate Chiaki being honest with her.
>>29232202dug it up since you asked nicely
>>29232183[X] "It's funny really. She was determined to go out fighting. But you know that Kharn was something special. Her last fight, the one you fight against impossible odds, and she actually won it.She's a real one-off. Mercifully.I don't think the universe would survive there being more than one Kharn."
>>29232247meh fuck thattell her that she's a good housewife now
>>29232258>that resolutionShameful.
>>29232202Don't forget the 3 new giant chest / back scars from getting impaled at the concert.
>>29232139Scars like those are sexy as hell.
>>29232258
>>29232155"You must have realized Kharn couldn't die fighting. Nothing could have beaten her."
>>29232283She got fixed up sharpish. I imagine those healed well enough.
>>29232274Disregard that, I suck cocks.
>>29232155[x]Tell the truth.For her role in an incident that could have jeopardized the future of the officio, I sentenced her to become a housewife.She didn't take it well at all.
>tfw more scar tissue than breast tissue.perfection
>>29232155[x] Tell the truth."I sentenced her to the life of a housewife. Truly, I'm a cruel Warmaster."
>>29232318"Want me to fix you up with someone too? No? Better get to work then."
>>29232155"She retired. Also children bitch."
>>29232155[x] Ask how high the highscore was and how close they were.
>>29232318[X] This. This is amazing.
>>29232155>[x]Tell the truth."Tried to live up to her name and failed horribly. She's currently retired and is probably busy reading a manual fro young mothers or something."
>>29232318Yes! This line!
>>29232314T-there really are guys into that?
First >>29232196Then >>29232318
>>29232318I like this one.
>>29232155
>>29232376Well as long as the breasts don't look like fruits worked over with a claw hammer shape-wise, sure.
We should probably mention something about how losing Malal made her lose some of her spark. But is still murdering plenty, just not actively searching for it.
>>29232367>a manual fro young mothers
>>29232309Also, thank you! Yeah, this was the first time I drew Chiaki with scars on her, after talking it out with Decu. Hadn't occurred to me until then, so the bikini picture, which came first, is probably gonna need a revision
>>29232400>Does your baby even lift?
>>29232400>Feeding baby>Not giving your baby a bone to suck onshit instructions is shit.
Was this "high score" a kill count, a fuck count, or a trophy count(skulls and panties).
>>29232400I swear this is exactly what Kharn would do with a baby
>>29232430Yes
>>29232292Who ever drew that never saw some actual scars in his life. This is how it is supposed to look like, even though its still not perfect. Scars have a certain texture and depth to them, in that pic it looks like the guy is wearing some sort of bodysuit with painted on scars.
>>29232423>Giving your baby a bone to suck on>Not giving your baby a sword to get its own damn food like a warrior.
>>29232392Quick question, when did we find out she was pregnant ? I know she had a punishment in becoming a housewife but when did we know she has babies yet?
>>29232430Pobably
>>29232447>Giving your baby a sword>Not tossing your baby out into the wild to create their own spears and axes to hunt for food.
>>29232449She's got a visible belly by now. And she most likely got pregnant in the very night that the Siberia Witch barrier was vanquished, if my sense for drama has anything to say.
>>29232449Misaka confirmed it in the recap Q&A, but I'm not certain Chiaki knows yet
>>29232447>>Not giving your baby a sword to get its own damn food like a warrior.>Dark Souls.jpg
>>29232470I really wished we interviewed her during the christmas special
Now that I think about It, a slice of life staring a ex god-of-war superhuman mom and her family would be hilarious.>Mom I got a C+ on our last P.E.>YOU WHAT>Honey, please let me get the christmas tree this year>HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU CANT EVEN CHOP A CARROT LET ALONE A TREE>I was going to buy one>...oh
>>29232483I wished we could have gotten the roundtable. I had questions for everyone.
>>29232400I could see souji doing most of the care giving. But then every now and then Kharn sneaks in to give the knife knife fighting lessons."Ok, your father hid all the knives and I haven't relocated them yet. So today I am going to show you how to make a shiv out of a lunch tray, paper, and string."That kid is going to be good with computers and killing. And nothing else.
>Kharn's babyWe need to visit it, then ask Midori "how ours will look like"
>>29232464>giving baby weapons>not having them kill stuff with their fistsWrite up of mommy Kharn whenThis NEEDS TO HAPPEN
>>29232487>she takes after her daddyAwwwAnd I don't think Kharn is that rude with her sweety-pumkin.
>>29232442You can only do so much with a 2d medium and limited time.
>>29232487>KHARN SUPERMOM QUESTI.. I would read it.
>>29232483I honestly did a facepalm when I realized reading the records no one voted for pinky at all. Even though she would be hilarious to interview. And most importantly actually useful to interview.
>>29232442Depends on how old the scars were, what caused them, and what level of treatment was given in medical procedures used to treat the original injuries. Also, CGI scarring is realistic? Really?
>>29232470>>29232474Chiaki inferred that Kharn is pregnant from the note that she had pinned to the bear fur ushanka that she had asked us to give to Kyouko.
>>29232540I think we figured we'd be seeing plenty of Pinky soon enough.
>>29232487I think Kharn would be kind and go easy on her child. She wouldn't ask him/her to go out and kill a bear unarmed until s/he was at least five years old.
>>29232540>picking who to interview for meta knowledge.Naw.
>>29232309Fanart of Hat's fanart.Midorin you're my angel
>>29232540She hasn't shown up in a long time after the thing where we got her pissed about the shield. The others have moved up in the list of priorities in the public eye.
>>29232554It would be exactly like in that one gunshow comic>DAD THERES A WASP IN MY ROOM>SO?
>>29232529You need to change the baby's diapers. What do you do?>Ask Souji to do it>Time to get some bear fur>Call Murderface for help
>>29232575
>>29232513>>she takes after her daddy>sweet-pumkinWait, I assumed the father would be Souji, it doesn't make sense.
>>29232560>dat nervous.>dem scars.>all dat green love.hnnnnnng.
>>29232560>no buttcheek scars
>>29232560You said you'd be streaming it Dan. Where is the stream?
>>29232560Now c'mon, Kim. Chiaki has better butt than that.
>>29232599Now shoop Kharn in there
>>29232509If the baby takes after Kharn, her fists probably ARE weapons.
>>29232582[x] call Kyuubey>Boss how do I diapers>...>Boss?>Have... Have you tried contracting her?
>>29232575We need a mommy adventures of Kharn version of that comic.>Mom, there is a witch barrier in my bedroom.
>>29232600I mean that she wouldn't be rune to Souji. I expect her to sort of clean up ridiculously nicely for her family. At least to Mamange-levels.
>>29232560Chiaki needs some self confidence.
>>29232206No, the real question is - do the wolf ears come compelte with fluffy tail?
>>29232540Pinky actually hosted the first recap interview segment, so she did have her time to shine before at least.
>>29232582>Call Murderface for helpDear lord. I can just see her picking up the phone for about 3 seconds then just hanging up and doing whatever she was before.
>>29232206>>29232637It's clearly a strikewitch.
>>29232206It's probably an OC.But my first reaction was to say it's some kind of cross between Risa and Jager from HQR.Almost certainly isn't, tho.
>>29232560You are so awesome>>29232636Chiaki has mostly done self-loathing so far...
>>29232560Oh god, my hearMHK;LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLEX%
>>29232682She just needs a visit from bathtub mumi and a training montage.
>>29232693Bathtub Mumi....I want...
>>29232318 >>29232173 >>29232183 >>29232184 >>29232191"Watch your form! Avoid overextending! Plus twenty strokes!"You grit your teeth and continue swinging. ...Jesus, what happened to the adrenalin rush you used to get just touching these damn things? All you feel now is how heavy this thing is, and it's getting heavier by each stroke. You're up to seventy now. Just...what, seventy more or so to go? Fuck your life.+ Well? + The voice's impatient pulse stabs at your mind. + What happened to Kharn? How'd she die? +She's still alive, you snap back. Kharn, die fighting? Nothing could've beaten her, not even at her worst. Even without the chainaxes, she as a killing machine, period.+ Then where in the bloody hells is she? If she's still alive like you're saying she is, she wouldn't have handed me off like...like underwear she's not using anymore! +She gave the chainaxes to you, like you said. And yes, she could, because expecting mothers aren't supposed to be carrying on with huge fuckoff chainaxes anymore.+ Ex...expecting mothers? Kharn? She's...don't tell me she got preggers-- +She did, you grin at your hundred-and-tenth axe stroke. You sentenced her to live out the rest of her days as a housewife.+ You....you cruel, ungodly BITCH! That's...that's cruel and unusual punishment! Do you realize what you've done, here? + The voice is stammering in its incredulity. + You've...you've just killed Picasso, here! You've taken away God's gift to murder and bloodshed! This is a crime, it is! She was an artist, and she was bloody good at what she did! +It was time for her to retire. Everyone should be so lucky.You should be so lucky.+ Bah! Retirement's for dildos and old people! + The voice turns grating, here. + Ugh, and I've got to make do with you, I suppose, if I actually want to get the high score before the world ends and everything, yeah? + The shadow shakes its head in derision, before throwing up its hands in disgust. [1/2]
>>29232682>Chiaki has mostly done self-loathing so far...anything else would require entirely too much self-deception.
>>29232725+ Fine, I'll cooperate for now. You were honest, at least, for someone so bloody noodly. + It's then that you feel the chainaxe become...lighter. Less clumsy. Feeling more like an extension of your arms rather than a heavy thing to hit other things with. Your movements feel more fluid, too, your arms less noodly. + Consider that a little gift. If ye help me get the top score, then maybe I'll consider makin' you half the Goddess of War that Kharn was. +The shadow nods again.+ And the name's Risa. No need for my last name - no offense, but you Japs always make it sound like a bloody venereal disease whenever ya try to pronounce it. +How do you respond? It seems like you can ask her questions, now.[]What's the top score?[]How did you end up with the chainaxes?[]Do you know anything about Pinky?[]Other.
>>29232725>before the world ends[X] "funny you should mention that. Apparently that's going to be my fault."
>>29232582and one you have to feed the baby...>bears have milk right?
>>29232749[]What IS the top score?
>>29232671What is HQR?
>>29232749>[]What's the top score?
>>29232749[x]What's the top score?[x]Do you know anything about Pinky?[x]Other."So, how'd you get in there, or were you there when the axes were first created?"
>>29232749>[X]What's the top score?Others are probably more important, but I wanna know.
>>29232749[x]What's the top score?[x]How did you end up with the chainaxes?[x]Do you know anything about Pinky?[x]Were you and Kharn close?ASK ALL THE QUESTIONS!
>>29232749>[X]Other."How the hell did you get in the axes?The personality of very other golden weapon I've seen seems to default to the first wielder of the weapon?So, you predate Kharn?"
>>29232749>And the name's Risa.>British>Weird last name[x] "Is the last name 'Schrodinger'?"
>>29232749>[]How did you end up with the chainaxes?Other.>Tell her who's the daddy
>>29232759[x] seconding this
>>29232749[X]What's the top score?[X]How did you end up with the chainaxes?[X]Do you know anything about Pinky?>And the name's RisaOh god yes, Decu I love you!
>>29232749>What is the top score, are you actually that close and what's your bead on the competition?
>>29232749>[x]What's the top score?
>>29232749[ x ]What's the top score?
>>29232749"Top score in what? Kharn was high on a lot of different leaderboards."
>>29232749...it...it is Risa......so where is Jaeger?
>>29232671>But my first reaction was to say it's some kind of cross between Risa and Jager from HQR>>29232749>And the name's Risa.OH SHIT
>>29232749[x]What's the top score?And what are you measuring.[x]How did you end up with the chainaxes?Also remind her that it is Kharn that will be raising a child. It will probably be the single most dangerous person on the planet in at least 8 years.
>>29232821Other axe obviously.
>>29232749>[x]What's the top score?>[x]How did you end up with the chainaxes?>[x]Do you know anything about Pinky?In this order.Once we're done with the work-out, tell Sayaka "Turns out her name is Risa." without any further explanation.
>>29232821Maybe in Gorefather?
>>29232749[X] This -> >>29232759
>>29232826This, we must remind her she is probably spawning another Kharn.Or a Souji.A smart muder baby?
>>29232749[X] "Bitch-sempai good news I talked it down!"[X]"What's the top score? Moreover where do learn something like that?"
>>29232759I think she'll actually be more cooperative if she thinks we'll be getting ALL the points.
>>29232759[x] That
Huh. I thought if you were going to do this, you'd wait for the Golden Kopesh.
>>29232749>RisaO'shit.
>>29232707
>>29232749[X]What's the top score?[X]How did you end up with the chainaxes?These two are best for so early on. Get info on the spirit then we can latter ask it if it knows anything about pinky.
>>29232821Too perfect. Seriously, if that Risa's in the axe Karn would suddenly make complete sense.
>>29232749[x]What's the top score?
>>29232671Are you a wizard?
>>29232749Murder simulator: Tetris for psychopaths.>[X] You know blueberry calls me Murderface for a reason, right?>[X] How'd you end up in these things?
>>29232749[x]Concentrate of the training.We can interrogate the axe later
>>29232888>Monologue
>>29232879A khopesh is kind of like an axe
>>29232881>>29232879Who is this?
>>29232749>>29232725
>>29232901Risa is become Monologue...
>>29232879Who said one weapon is enough to contain all that insanity? Or maybe the axe has a release state?
>>29232749>And the name's Risa
I take it back. Fuck Kirika. Risa axe 4 lyfe.>>29232910The MC of Hollow Quest Redux. Retardedly-powerful omnicidal ghost that just wants to have fun and really enjoys killing people.
>>29232910Hollow Quest Redux mc. One crazy ass bitch.
>>29232910MC of Azure's Hollow Quest Redux.Brit Punk girl who suicided, got bored of being a ghost, double suicided to becoming a hollow, and became a nightmare upon creation until she tore off her mask and regained a bit of her humanity...while only being a horror upon creation when it's funny.
>>29232615
>>29232843>Maybe in Gorefather?>>29231531>Who's this? Who's the slimy wanker that's just signed her own death warrant wavin' one half of me about?>one halfnope
>>29232919There are two chain axes after all.
>>29232946Needs significantly more tongue, but nice start.
>>29232943So she was a /tg/ murder hobo character. I think we have a new contender for most murder happy character in MGNQ.
>>29232749[X] how did you end up with the chainaxes?
>>29232961Its actually one of Decu's old doings of Kharn.
>>29232916Sayaka so bitch.
>>29232953And I'm suggesting Gorechild can transform into Risa's sword and that Gorefather can become one of Jager's artillery cannons/missile launchers.Seems like appropriate rewards for taking the high score.
>>29232974There was a nearly 40-hour quest-a-thon in which we murderhobo'd across ghost mexico non-stop. It was fucking awesome. Still waiting for someone to beat that record for run time.
>>29232749
>>29232980Fair enough but I stand by my criticism. Tough I feel bad that it's now pointed at Decu...
>>29232993I think it already can fuse into a double headed chain axe.
>>29232749>Risa>Complicated last name>Yellow eyes>British>Wolf earsI love you Deculture
>>29232993>>29232993Risa's sword is shit. She never uses the thing for actual combat with anyone that's a challenge. It always turns into beamspam and eldritch abomination shapeshifting horrorfests.>>29233070>lower half of face is smiling skull
>>29232671Psychics walk among us
>>29233026I am not skilled enough to be a draw-fag, but having taken your criticisms in mind i've used yet another of Decu's old Kharn doings.
>>29233124So is she supposed to be coming out of a book or what.I feel like I'm the only person in the entire thread who doesn't know anything about that quest.
>>29233124I just want to see Kharn being a good mama. Chiaki should invite her for some holiday resort stay over in Japan and listen to her belly
>>29233148You're not alone, anon. everything i know about risa comes from QTG
>>29233124Now she looks ready to sexually abuse her child, which is an unfortunate mental image.
>>29233189I assume Decu will tell us everything we need to know about Noirverse Risa in good time
>>29232884i dont now whats going on here but i like it.
>>29233148>>29233189basically, she's fucking insane and very British.
>>29233211>implying the one complaining about wasp is not SoujiGod, if the baby takes after her at least a little bit it wouldn't have problems dealing with alligator on it's own.
>>29233228>>29233234I expect her to be the previous owner of the saws, then Kharn killed the shit out of her and took the saws for herself.
>>29233234Does she shit the queen?
>>29233246nope. IIRC, Pinky gave the saws to Kharn in a flashback.
>>29233246Kharn got the chain axes from Pinky though, like we got the Desert Eagle
>>29233246We saw Pinky give the saws to Kharn, so I was under the impression Kharn was it's first owner.
>>29233248I think eating Thatcher's ghost (an iron robotic monstrosity) is on her agenda, so not yet but maybe soonish?
>>29233269>>29233274>>29233276So that would mean Risa probably isn't from around here. I mean, we know that Pinky can pull shit from alternate universes because Slaanesh is in a hat.Either way, I look forward to MGNQverse Risa.
>>29233276Not the first time that's happened, though. Sayaka should have been the Katana's owner but she turned Pinky down.What we've NOT seen before is the golden weapons actually having a prior owner before winding up in the hand of an MG.>>29233312>I mean, we know that Pinky can pull shit from alternate universes because Slaanesh is in a hat.Actually I think Kharn was responsible for the hat.Which might go some way to explaining Risa.
>>29233234>she's fucking insane and very Britishwhy did you you it twice?
If this is Risa, the highscore is well into the millions.
>>29233350I never read that quest but I can't imagine /tg/ playing a really evil person. You'll have to elaborate further than just "dur murderhobo"
>>29233329Pinky told us that she put some lust demon in the hat and its name starts with an S and ends with ESSHHHHHHHHHH
>>29233318Yesss
>>29233350If this is Riss the high score is whatever arbitrary number somewhere not to far above her current score that the universe just told her to shoot for. Risa's a girl who knows things, the problem is no one really knows which of those things is actually true until we see something to confirm or refuteon screen.
>>29233318Argh. With slightly corrected form. I'm sorry, Sayaka.
>>29233413Even better.
>>29233420She's a protagonist from a quest based on Bleach. I think.
>>29233420Hollow Quest Redux.It was said a couple of times.
>>29233370She's not so much evil as the near extreme of chaotic shortsighted. In her defense that's screwed her over less than actually planning....she may also be out for revenge on all existence as the result of her one true friend being brutally murdered by "the good guys" when she tried to make a rap based peace overture...
>>29233370There's not much more to elaborate on. Her entire shtick is that she has no real concept of morality beyond>"Does this thing entertain me?">"If not, will destroying it entertain me?">"If not, I'm going to ignore it."She's murderhobo à la mode. Her nickname is laughing genocide. Chaotic evil, all the way down.
>>29233413Magnificent.
>>29233445What sort of kills? "No Russian" style or just soldier that survived too long?
>>29233413Fantastic
>>29233413Is my to-go image for describing MGNQ now.
>>29233413I'm sorry... No, not really, I regret nothing!
>>29233370Risa is insane in the "I'm going to put a bit of my fucking evil power in a small child for gits and shiggles. Then I'm going to wait until that child is at it's most vunerable to tell him that yes, it was I who killed his parents and gave him his power. What? What do you mean as all part of a greater plan. Fuck your self esteem kid, I just did it for the lolz."
>>29233510Should cahnge the font and style.
>>29233445That synopsis is so amazing that the real event can't possibly compare to what my imagination has crafted.
>>29233370SPOILERS AND EDGE>Several decade long soul eating binge to max out spiritual energy that Hollows can achieve. Killcount unknown, but it would have to be several million. Maybe a couple dozen million.>Constantly betrays people>Deals with the literal devil because "Why not? Yeah he's gonna screw me over, but it should be fun.">Killed a man's entire group of subordinates in front of him as revenge for the death of her potted plant. Then ground him into the dirt until he merged with it.>Sort of directly caused a battle between fallen angels and the Host of Heaven, essentially nuking the Japanese afterlife.>Has time altering powers, but let friends die in situations where she could have stopped it because it might be a bit more interesting.>Killed a kid's family and poisoned him, making him go insane and turn into some kind of demented bugs-bunny serial killer as a teenager so that he could be used to sneak into the japanese afterlife>Constantly shapshifting into horrific masses of mouths and tentacles and speaking to victims in the voices of their dead friends / family as we kill them>Tons more shit I'm probably forgetting.
>>29233527But that one's perfect.
>>29233510>Pasting over Kyoko instead of extending the canvasWhat're you doing...Stop...
>>29233531described by Kharn as "playful".
>>29232767 >>29232759 >>29232842 >>29232886"Thirty strokes left, Murderface! Stop grumbling and keep swinging!" Bitch-sensei calls, clapping again. "One, two, one two!"You don't even need to keep count anymore. You just keep swinging - whatever this Risa's done, it's pretty much made this training session a cakewalk for you. Sayaka could ask you to swing the axes a thousand times and you wouldn't even blink.You focus instead on talking to Risa, her silhouette now sitting down on the mat beside Sayaka and scratching her ass through what looks like pajamas. Funny she should mention the end of the world - apparently, that's all going to be your fault.+ Yeah? Well, at least I got saddled with someone just as interesting this time, then. + She nods towards Sayaka. + This bitch always this uptight, or did she have to work on it? Seems like she's got a stick up her chute the size of a really big stick. +What? Oh, that's...that's how she really is. Nothing can be done about that. At your one hundred and seventieth swing, you step out of stance and look down at the chainaxe in your hands. You're barely even breathing hard.What's the top score, anyway? You ask, turning back to the shadow. And how did she end up with the chainaxes?+ One million, + Risa replies promptly. + Kharn's got it up to around 500K. And no, that origin story's something I'll share only after a few more scenes together. Can't just give away the game early, you know! +You'll give her that, but...one million? As in, one million kills? You have to kill one million people to get the high score?[1/2]
>>29233531That is by far the shittest character I've ever seen. /tg/, gedgud@quest.
>>29233531Has an actual internal monologue that can be questioned and functions as a semi-separate entity.
>>29233531>Killed a man's entire group of subordinates in front of him as revenge for the death of her potted plant.I think I should read this quest.
>>29233563+ Oh, don't be daft, the score ain't about genocide or collectin' skulls, that was all Kharn. + Risa shakes her head. + No, it's all about points, y'see. Everythin' we kill has a point value attached to it. Humans, bog-standard ones, get ya one point. Sparklies, dependin' on rank, can getcha anywhere from a hundred to ten thousand, easy. Same goes for Witches, too. Dogs get ya negative points, an' so do cats and cute things. +Huh. That's...that sounds more reasonable, yeah. Sounds more manageable.+ And seein' as Kharn didn't actually bite it, an I'm still whole...I think it's in the rules if ya picked up where she left off. +And that makes it easier. But what happens when you get the top score?+ We-ell, you get it? An' my undyin' love? + Risa's silhouette scratches her head. + Not sure what you want from me, here. Oh, also, I think you get a certificate, an' a vanguard of Bloodthirsters called the Cruor Praetoria? Nice lot, by the way, just a bit too intense for me liking. +It's here, then that Sayaka calls your attention again.+ Hey, wanna do something fun? + You notice that Risa's silhouette is standing up again, and bouncing on the balls of her feet. + Let's give this blue-haired bint a scare, yeah? Whaddaya say? +How do you respond?
>>29233563>one million? As in, one million kills? You have to kill one million people to get the high score?Nah. Just half a mill.Should be easy. We accidently three squads once without even trying.
>>29233582[x]NopenopenopenopeI promise there'll be plenty of points soon, but not now
>>29233582"Fuck yes."
>>29233582[x]Hell yeah, motherfucker
>>29233590That's 137 kills per day for 100 years.
>>29233565Don't you dare insult Samantha's sacrifice! Hank was the best friend anyone could ever hope for. Such a good listener, calming presence and loyal partner in crime...no one can replace him. NO ONE!
>>29233582[X]"as tempting as that sounds, I don't want to make her bitch at me more, let's wait till we're done training."
>>29233582[x] "Let's have some fun."
>>29233531>mfw people tell me NO KIRIKA IS A BAD PERSON YOU BETTER NOT USE HER SWORDBitches.You're all bitches.Weak-minded, spineless bitches. This is what you get. This is what I told you about when I called all of you unfit for being a warmaster in the last thread.
[X] OK. Bonding is go!
>>29233582[x] "As tempting as it is, it's too early in the morning for crazy."
>>29233582"No, I've already told her and a few others of the golden weapons and I really don't want to work on rebuilding what trust from her I do have."
>>29233582[x]"Later, I can't get this bitch to train me not to cut myself open if we make her faint or something"
>>29233582>How do you respond?[X] "I need her alive. And, you know. Functional.Close friend of an important friend...what did you have in mind?"
>>29233529It really was perfect, even if it invoked so much rage withing me and many anons at that moment.>Be evil horror looking for fun>Have a rhyming fetish>Mess with evil-blob hunters>See strong 'good-guy' lieutenant who does shitty rap>Come out into open and challenge him to a battle of rhymes>Best-bro-Plant-bro who has time and space manipulative powers of mystery which are not exactly known to this day still gives up its life to save us>Nobody but Risa remembers anythingMany many threads later>Run rampage on the rap guy's hometown and murder him brutally and he doesn't even know why
>>29233634You go in that shower over there.
>>29233582[x] Depends on how much of scare. I don't want to accidentally 3 Eversor squads again in my own Officio.
>>29233582[x] "Yeah. I need some fun."People metagaming and saying no now that we know who is in the axe. FOR SHAME!
>>29233582>a vanguard of Bloodthirsters called the Cruor Praetoria>Lexicanum: The Cruor Praetoria are a warband of twelve Bloodthirsters whose lives and deeds pleased their god Khorne. YES!
>>29233582[x] "What kind of scare.Also, do I just start from scratch on this points thing?"
>>29233582Friends that slay together stay together[x]Funtiem now
>>29233582[x] FUN! YES FUN!
>>29233633Points, motherfucker.Something like Pinky oughtta be worth loads.
>>29233639So we chose the higher risk higher reward option whom can teach us so many thingsover a bitch who hated usFunny how you proved yourself wrong twice overAlso I'll bet you're one of the people who voted for the exact thing which kiled any chance of a decent interrogationYou're right about Chiaki not being warmaster material
>>29233582[x] "I need her to not be dead. It would make someone less bitchy pretty sad."
>>29233633Of ordinary humans. Sparklies count more. What a lucky happenstance we are on verge of crusade against group of rogue Magical Girls.
>>29233678I'm saying no because Sayaka will likely react really fucking badly to a prank when she knows we could go crazy using these golden weapons.
>>29233582[x] "Not on the company clock. Besides, I don't do jokes too well, since I've apparently actually done the things I joke about in the past."
>>29233582[x] "Wahat ya got in mind?" I really wanna do it, whatever it is
>>29233582>What do you mean by a scare? And will it involve perminant damage?
>>29233582Do it!
>>29233582[ x ] A girl after my own heart, you are!
>>29233582This is a terrible idea. Any fun with Gore 1&2 should be left for the mission where collateral damage isn't an issue.
>>29233716Yeah nah, this bitch is pretty much worthless for anything Chiaki has in mind. From the descriptrion she's uttely planless, no direction no plot besides ""hurrff HNNGH HURR DURR KILL SHIT". I'd even rate her as a liability with the degree of influence she can push out. At least Kirika has an angle in the game against Oriko. Dogmaticists like her can be easily manipulated when you have the thing they value at the tip of your fingers.Also, this Rika chick is obviously a shit character. She's good for nothing and got connections to nobody, as well as no drive to change that.
>>29233563>>29233582[x] Scare Sayaka, but only a little.I don't want raspberry pancakes.
>>29233582[X] DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT DO IT
>>29233639If I'm honest, I'd much rather go with Risa than Kirika.The former is much more fun and I am exceedingly glad I got outvoted and we took the chainaxes.
>>29233582[X] let's hold off on that for a bit
>>29233686>Using the axes will get us the Cruor Praetoria>Using Yuu will give us access to her other 2 fistsI think we need to start using both of them at the same time to get the bonuses asap. Think of how fucking awesome we will be if we have all that and Tiny Pete with us while rampaging through an army of magical girls. It almost makes me want to start a war with another Officio just for that scene alone.Or maybe Straus will have a nice massive hoard of monsters for us to have fun with.If we master the musket, will we get Mami?
>>29233582[X]NOPE
>>29233582Do it>"But Sallaka the axe told me to do it"
>>29233582[x] "all right..."
>>29233582Yes, as long as it doesn't involve permanent damage.
>>29233781>no direction no plot besides ""hurrff HNNGH HURR DURR KILL SHIT"What the fuck did you expect from the murderhobo axes?
>>29233582[x] Do itWe spent entire thread without fucking up, time to fix that
>>29233582[X]There will be plenty of time later, don't cripple our allies.
>>29233791Same here. My vote is now forever against Muramasa. Chainaxes 4 lyfe, yo.
>>29233836Kharn.
>>29233582Okay, but just a little bit.No permanent damage.
>>29233836Well the players are doing a damn good job of ignoring prior characterization of Chiaki and how Sayaka already has trust issues with Chiaki because of the things that Murderface did in the past and the constant danger of Chiaki being erased in another amnesia episode.
>>29233781but... but...>Muh Bloodthirsters(assuming she's not making shit up, which might totally be the case)
>>29233582>Do it.Risa's terrible at pranks, but she usually doesn't kill anyone during them.
>>29233856>>29233849>implying we could permanently damage Sayaka Sayaka has the best regen around. So long as we avoid the soul gem, she'll be fiiiiiiiiiiiin
>>29233781She is a weapon dude. You can use it to achieve your objectives. Do you expect it to do the job for itself? If the job is involving any kind of hacking through things, then it is the perfect choice. And i imagine being able to hack through things will be quite helpful to Chiaki.
>>29233582No scare.
Alright, pausing here for now! Most voted action starts the new thread as always! Thank you for your participation, feedback is always encouraged! New thread on Sunday night!No writeups again, but questions answered before I go to sleep!
>>29233867Argh, true.Changing my vote to[x] don't bully Sayaka
>>29233791You know, Kharn chatting with Risa during the Siberia arc means her thought process makes a lot more sense.
>>29233836Nothing else, that's why I didn't vote for them. They're like the most redundant weapons of them all.>you know what I like to do?>KILL THINGSNo shit. Who'da thought retard murderhobo axes from the most retarded murderhobo Warmaster of them all (who was incompetent as a Warmaster on a phenomenal scale never seen before) would turn out to be retarded murderhobos. This is not the kind of social intercourse that belongs to Chiaki.
>>29233582[X] No.
>>29233798>If we master the musket, will we get Mami?Unlimited Flintlock Works.
We should take the chainaxes to the Smash and Grab mission.
>>29233791Kirika seemed like a fun person too in flashbacks, even before she went insane. Honestly Kirika has my vote now because if she's calmed down then maybe we can have the advantage of a fun murderhobo ghost but one we can actually get to behave and plan once in a while.
>>29233885Has kharn been thinking of baby names?Sorry for bastardizing your previous kharn doings.
>>29233885What color is the axe ghost's hair?
>>29233885Is this really Risa from Hollow Quest?
>>29233582"Oh what are you thinking of doing?"
>>29233877Her physical body will be fine.What about her trust in us, which is already pretty fragile, and she has very good reason to not trust us.
>>29233875I expect it to be either funnily painted plants or some substitute megucas who'll never live up to the real deal.
>>29233867This is what happens when /tg/ channels our inner murderhobo. We are the golden weapon corruption. And this new girl is the perfect vessel to channel our special brand of stupid.
>>29233582[x] Nah, I'm trying to improve my relationship with her, not make her an even bigger bitch. Plus, her girlfriend is my bro.
Someday, Sayaka will look back on this scene as fondly as we look back on the time Kyoko set us on fire.On the bright side, it looks like if we get the chainaxes on board, we aren't going to need anymore Eversor training.
>>29233930Look at the desciption. She even has the ears and bone for mouth.
>>29233885Decu, When are you going to find the Golden Sofa?How often does Pinky redistribute the Golden Weapons after the owner dies? (I'm assuming that's what happened with Risa and Ahriman).
>>29233867It's an exercise in control.We need to know whether we can trust the axes not to flip out and make us murder people.
>>29233943>implying a serious spar with her would make our relationship worse
>>29233885Thanks for running!http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Magical%20Girl%20Noir%20QuestThread has been archived!I really hope we don't ruin our already wonky relationship with Sayaka.
>>29233941Not really given how Chiaki's been holding it together. This is a bad influence that needs to go or the officio goes down in flames of solidified stupid.
>>29233953>Decu, When are you going to find the Golden Sofa?Sorry, when are WE going to find it.
>People terrified that mgnq Risa will be exactly the same as hqr Risa.Impossible. There's no way. Don't be fearful metagamers over things that are unconfirmed.
>>29233921Hahaha, that's fine! I should probably draw more of Kharn, actually.And yes, she has been! She might be calling soon to ask Murderface of name ideas. (Because Murderface Junior may not actually be feasible)>>29233924White! Dirty, ashy blonde.>>29233930Hahaha!
>>29233941In other words, Chainaxes are actually the most dangerous thing in the quest.
>>29233991>White!Oh shit. Part of Risa's hair turned white after she got her powers nerfed heavily.So this is nerfed-to-hell Risa.
Are other MCs of other quests inhabiting other golden weapons?
>>29233930>>29233991So yes.
>>29233994they actually -are- crazier than Kirika.
>>29233946Yeah well but Kharn isnt Black Gold Saw either.
>>29233991Will we have to to handle Kirika before we have to deal with Oriko?
>>29233912>Trusting the literally insane bitch who hates us.>Not having fun with the murder hobo that was bros with karn.
>>29234056Not a hobo anymore. She lives in the axe.
>>29234027>final weapon is RubyWE COME FULL CIRCLE
>>29233977While I admit that Risa is definitely a bad influence (Just look at Kharn. Suddenly, all her quirks make a hell of a lot more sense), she's also ridiculously powerful. Dunno how this will translate to MGNQ, but I assume the golden chainaxes are going to have some pretty damn hardcore powerlevels if Risa let's loose.But we can only let that happen when excessive collateral damage is a non-issue.Like the smash and grab mission, for example. That one is perfect for a field test of the chainaxes.Gotta balance these golden weapon relationships.
>>29233981That's beside the point. Jokes that scare Sayaka, as MGNQ-Risa specifically said she wanted to do, only erode Sayaka's trust in us, even if we say that it was a joke, because it wasn't a joke to Sayaka when Murderface actually did it the last time, and as far as Sayaka knows, Chiaki could be erased in the next 5 seconds and suddenly start going Murderface on everyone.Not only that, but we're waving around a Golden Weapon, that she saw drove Kirika insane and that we nearly killed her with the Desert Eagle before the Procedure.So the two Risa's being the same has absolutely nothing to do with whether pulling a joke on Sayaka to scare her is a good idea or not. Especially after the two talks that Sayaka has given Chiaki about her fears of Chiaki becoming Murderface again.
>>29233798>Not mastering the Deagle for Homuhomu and Selfcest.
>>29234056>>29234085Yeah no, that murderhobo isn't bros with anyone but herself and she'll gladly get Chiaki killed over something that will add to her amusement. Not like she can die, the slaughter will just continue when the next person picks her up. Kharn just lasted so long because she's basically invincible one way or the other.I'd rather rely on Kirika. At least that one is still relatively grounded in morality and can be reasoned with, especially when we make clear that Chiaki wants to save Oriko from the horrfic fate that awaits her.
>>29234085Except when the chainaxes make us break the item we're supposed to be grabbing.That'd be an embarrassment, wouldn't it? Can't even do a simple smash-and-grab without smashing the item to be grabbed.
>>29234087But it'll be funny.
>>29233966or perhaps more accurately, we need to know if we can keep enough of a leash on Risa to stop her from doing anything REALLY bad to Blueberry.
>>29234122>2013>I mean 2014>still arguing with "fun"Commit suicide fuckface.
>>29234118>At least that one is still relatively grounded in moralityI disagree with that assessment. I think that she still has things she wants and that she can be controlled using those things. I don't think she has much morality left, given how she was acting near the end.
>>29233979You already have!>>29234027I wouldn't say so!>>29234044Most definitely!
>>29234118You're basing this all off of metagaming from things people posted about HQR. We do not know anything about MGNQ-Risa in character. We have no reason to be more wary of her than Kirika, because so far she's been more helpful to us and cooperative.
>>29234138>2014>Being this mad over an obvious ruse postPlease go get shitfaced
>>29234150Yeah, but that insanity should be gone by now. From the sound of her own description of the events Yuu went totally kill-crazy at the end of her Golden Weapon career too and died as a result of that, just like Kirika. That seems to be a modus operandi for Golden Weapons because they want to obtain spirits inside them. This is probably the reason for the sword being so calm now, Kirika's mental clogging flushed itself and she's back to the more-or-less levelheaded dick that Sayaka described.
>>29234182I am pretty sure most of these people getting mad over risa has not even read hqr.
>>29234158>You already have!The Chair is golden?!
>>29234182Not really. I just follow this quest here closely and I see when a character is a fish out of water and the alternative directly relates to the arc looming ahead. Think more like a writer, anon.
SoActual befriending of Kirika, while being the hardest thing imaginable in this quest, would have been the best course of action.Since we're dealing with a pretty op, omniscient Is that the word? angry teenager, we're destined to meet in a gritty, losing battle.The kind of battle that's impossible to win without watching your friends and family die first.And Kirika might be the only person in the world who could convince Oriko that she should stop.I have no idea how exactly would that work, though.I think It's too late now for getting buddy-buddy with Kirika
>>29234199The golden sofa is MamiThink about It
>>29234085>>29234087I think right now it's better for us to build rapport with our weapon than our equerry. This is our chance to make a good first impression with the psycho girl living inside our axes, upon whom we depend to wield them despite our noodly arms. I doubt we'd be able to do any lasting harm on Sayaka, but if we do manage to mangle her up pretty bad on the first day, then I guess we pass Eversor training. We'll make it up to her later.And don't count on being able to cut loose on the smash-and-grab. You just KNOW that we're going to get there and find out that it was actually an off-shore kitten orphanage the whole time.
Oriko has the staff. The axes beat the staff last time and they'll do it again.
>>29234118Fuck me you are reaching a bit thereWe know fuck all about this character and you are making these grand assumptions because you are so anally ravaged about not getting your fuckijg sword choiceGrow up and deal with it, we will get to play with your waifu later
>>29234244But we don't have the required proficiency to do a true musou attack with It
>>29234185True, you make a very good point. I'm just wary of depending on a person's supposed morality when she didn't exactly have the cleanest record of not killing the person she's contracted to protect, even before the Golden Katana.
>>29234040
>>29234220it's not like we know where to find Oriko at this time, we can still interact with the sword and reach some sort of agreement.
>>29234244This is also a good point.Risa knows how to fight Ahriman due to prior experience.>>29234243Yeah, more or less. One prank isn't going to cause the entire friendship (Too strong a word? Tolerate-ship?) to crumble, and it lets us see exactly how batshit Risa is.
>>29234185The sword is not calm, it is asleep. Just like the axes were before we warmed up with them a little bit.
>>29233639Calm your titsThere could have been people voting for the axes because they were expecting someone kharn like and jolly, which we got I suppose.This is coming from a sword voter too.
>>29234268To say that pulling a joke on Sayaka that would scare her, to >Let's give this blue-haired bint a scare, yeah? doesn't require any meta-knowledge of Risa at all to know that it's a bad idea, as pointed out in >>29234087
>>29234309>One prank isn't going to cause the entire friendship (Too strong a word? Tolerate-ship?) to crumbleIt is going to set it back. Possibly too much.
>>29234309>Risa knows how to fight Ahriman due to prior experience.You think there is a special trick to Kharns brute force?
>>29234309>Risa knows how to fight Ahriman due to prior experience.From what I remember of the fight, Kharn wouldn't have won at all if not for Malal dispelling everything that Ahriman was throwing around, and there wasn't anything special that the chainaxes or Kharn did except use brute force.So really, we need a Culexus on par with Malal.
>>29234158Did you draw Risa at all?
>>29234441Kharn wasn't doing the eye flame thing yet when she fought.
>>29234441> we need a Culexus on par with Malal.In other words, we're fucked.But really, I don't expect that fight to be anything like Ahriman was. The Staff isn't even in the hands of a magical girl after all.
>>29234309It's not just a single joke. We've been constantly testing Sayaka's trust these past few days.What, you forgot about how we jokingly threatened to take care of NECO?
>>29234468>The Staff isn't even in the hands of a magical girl after all.And yet that didn't seem to diminish its ability to do what is considered frankly impossible magic and attack us through a scrying mirror.
>>29234441>>29234468Malal was having trouble keeping up with Ahriman's magical bombardment. Kharn only won because we basically axed Ahriman while she was distracted with Malal. The best option is to kill Oriko before she knows what's going on?
>>29234515>The best option is to kill Oriko before she knows what's going on?>sneak up on someone with futuresightWe still haven't been able to come up with a plan that does this.Yes, we know that the basic idea is to create a situation where all futures lead to their death.But no one has been able to articulate how we do that, or what we have to do so that it comes true.
>>29233885Does Azure know what you've done?
>>29234515Or distract her. With Kirika.I still insist we can shove Oriko with Kirika in the golden katana. That should mellow both of them out.
>>29234562>I still insist we can shove Oriko with Kirika in the golden katana.D'awwwww. That's actually kinda sweet!
>>29234562I want to keep Oriko alive though, she doesn't deserve this, even if she made a very bad decision in accepting the staff.
>>29234562So the plan is to shove Kirika through Oriko? How lewd.
>>29234562How will we accomplish that? Convince Oriko to commit sudoku with Muramasa?
>>29234551I think the more feasible plan is to make death not inevitable, but preferable. Basically we need to figure out what she's willing to die for, theaten that, force her to fight us at a time of our choosing, then leave her an out where she can save that, but at the cost of her own life. We still don't know what that thing is, but at least this gives us a goal to work towards.>>29234562I'm pretty sure Pinky is the only one who knows how to shove little girls into weapons. The only ways I could think of accomplishing this all involve murdering her with the katana.
>>29234634We can grab Oriko, then make Kirika get us into her world like Yuu did, then have her get us out leaving Oriko in.>>29234646>I'm pretty sure Pinky is the only one who knows how to shove little girls into weaponsYuu let us in. I'm sure Kirika would let Oriko in.
>>29232617Gah, imagine giving birth to thatFuckingOh god now I'm nauseous
>>29234879Kharn will remain tight.Her belly, however, may be torn out as the baby emerges chest-burster style.
>>29234901>>29234879I think the kid will have the red-black eyes at the start at best and then will get the limbs around puberty.
>>29234921Yeah. I don't think a fetus would have the SUFFERING required to form witch-hybrid parts.
>>29234939Oh je! Is zat a challenge I hear?
>>29235014How's it going being a has-been? Missing your cruise liner yet?
>>29234921Well, some girls grow into C-cups the others...
>>29235030Vell aren't you just a darlink for askink! Sinks are going qvite vell at ze moment. Ja, I vent srough a bit of a rough patch, but- Vell... Perhaps I should leave zat story for anozer time! Hahaha!
>>29233531Wow that's retarded.Just gonna go back to thinking she's that Chav chick from Misfits.
>>29235130>Well, some girls grow into C-cups the others...Are like Chiaki. Perflat is cute
>>29234079>Ruby Weapon
>>29235234Or like Kyouko. Looking at this I understand why Sayaka is all over her.
>>29234498Ironically I don't think that had anything to do with the staff at all.>>29234604We'll do what we can to protect the innocent. and the dumb.I fear Oriko might have fucked herself royally with this, though.>>29234613I'm not sure we have to go that far. Simply giving Kirika to Oriko might have the desired effect of balancing out Kirika's insanity.Of course, it might also turn Oriko into an unstoppable killing machine.Either way though, it seems like an improvement over "Ahriman's puppet"
>>29235282Flatbro 4lyfe
>>29235282>Sayaka>being over Kyouko for any reason but her personalityNot everyone is as superficial as you.
>>29235336I mean if you didn't know Kyouko.
>>29235139Go away you Dimestore Dr. Strangelove.
>all this pussyfooting around SallakaI feel like we've regressed from an awesome character who gave no fucks to someone to can't even do an interrogation without a sob story. Now you can't even teach Blueberry to fear the golden weapons without "muh trust". Weak.
I don't remember. Was Yuu capable of appearing to us outside of the gauntlets?
>>29235294Can she swing the katana one-handed? That's what's important.>>29235448Go do something awful to a friend and play it off as a joke. See if they still like you. Or go kill somebody that's a friend of a friend. See how well that works out for you.We have responsibilities now. So we have to keep things in check or we'll lose a lot of what we worked for. The whole meguca world is watching us, judging us, convinced we're a murderous beast that's tugging at its chain. Which is true, but let's leave the faux-pas stuff to when it's acceptable to hurt people.>>29235506She did during the concert. Needed energy from some orange juice to do so, though.
>>29235448>from an awesome character who gave no fucksYou mean a shit character. You want no fucks, here's your no fucks >>29233531
>>29235506yes. But only to us.>>29235448Damn straight.I think playing around with Blueberry will do much to restore our usual, comfortable dynamic of gentle bitchery towards each other, as well as teach us a lot about how much we can trust Risa.
>>29235535We don't even know what the 'joke' is yet. Yeah, it might be utterly horribly, but it might be genuinely funny.Shoulda at least asked Risa what she has in mind.
>>29235535You fucking drama queen. You don't even know what she wants to do and yet your panties are in a knot. I don't even know what you're arguing for. First personal trust that's apparently so fragile that a single "see this shit? this is the soul inside the weapon, they all have them, don't mock them and fear the users" will immediately shatter it. If that is so, then fuck it, it wasn't worth keeping anyway.Then something about the entire meguca world.>in our training hall. Uhuh.>>29235565You probably loved being mocked by NECO.
>>29235569can't have Miki getting too "muh feels!" on us now, can we.Besides, she needs us to a foil she can take shit out on.
>>29235583>Shoulda at least asked Risa what she has in mind.several did.
>>29235621And we've yet to see an update confirming whether or not Chiaki is going to ask.
>>29233885
>>29235786Garbage disposal, what a way to go.garbage disposal... meet so & so.
>>29235808I want to see TEEN MAGICAL GIRL SQUADis that bad?
>>29235863the worst
>>29235863>cheermumi>kyoandso>murderface>the bitchy one
>>29235535There will never be a better time or place to judge whether Risa will be a problem than right here, right now. We can either cower in fear of her sense of humor for another two hundred threads, or we can find out for ourselves who we are dealing with while we are still relatively untrained in a fairly controlled environment against one of the most resilient Eversors in our Officio. Do you remember how absolutely fucking terrified everyone became whenever "[]Flesh of the Fallen Angels" came up as a choice? Let's never do that again.
>>29235937Admittedly, Decu did confirm that choosing Flesh of Fallen Angels at any moment prior to that training session would have had catastrophic results
>>29235963Wasn't our first time with the katana a FOFA choice?
>>29235906Eh, it's been done.
>>29235963I think we could have gotten away with testing it during the Kharn flashback, but the votes all came up a resounding "NOPENOPENOPE"
>>29235988No, that was choosing to keep using the katana instead of trying for another weapon before a mutant demon bear mauled Midori. The first time we ever chose Flesh or Fallen Angels was during training with Kharn. We avoided it every other time before
>>29236059Yeah, cause that wasn't controlled circumstances. That was balls deep in enemy territory. Admittedly the only targets there who would have been able to die WERE mostly enemies. And Malal.
>>29235988There was the Kilgore fight when we killed the mindcontrolled girls, but I can't remember if it was a FoFA moment or just DEagle enhancement. I think it was the latter.
>>29236112Yeah, IIRC we were just a bit more into it than usual. And in the Siberia bear fight we saw people according to their auras. Now I'm curious what would have happened for a proper FOFA.
>>29236112FoFA. We wouldn't have gone full murderhobo if we were in control. Then again we probably wouldn't have survived, either.
>>29236112That was just DEagle sort of taking over and making us murder everything before anyone could react and making Kilgore cry in of. Again, the only time we ever chose Flesh of Fallen Angels when it was presented was when training with Kharn
>>29236178And again, Decu did state that choosing Flesh of Fallen Angels any of the previous times would have been bad. We just never chose it until the right moment. ... Why can't we be as insightful anymore?
>>29236231>/tg/ is one personUsing the berserker button is always a bad idea.
Wait, so we're going to let the soul of somebody that Kharn really resonated with out on Sayaka?Congratulations, we'll have completely fucked any chances of reconciliation for absolutely no gain.
>>29236178Speaking of this, after this session the DEagle is officially the golden weapon that we know the least about. Even though it's the one we use the most.We really need to chat up our favorite firearm
>>29236290>>29236231Adding onto that: look what it brought about. If you summon the power of the fallen angels, what you get is them paying attention. And what happend then is someone like Kilgore exploding into red mist and reforming into a fucking demonic chaos spawn. That didn't come from nowhere. That was because the eye of the beasts was on Chiaki because of what she pulled.The dark goddess likes her spectacle. Better stay under the radar if you want to live comfy.
>>29236336Well, the two times we've seen a golden weapon turn a person into some demon hybrid involved the sacrifice of 100 persons. Just gotta remember to keep our kill count under 100 for any specific mission, hahaha
>>29236396We need Wendy and Midori working together for maximum Callidus sneaking stealth action then. If nobody notices what's going on then there's no reason to start getting people killed.
>>29236396>keep our kill count under 100 for any specific mission>everyone champing at the bit to go on a mission with no collateral damage limitYeah, that's not going to go well.
>>29236446Well, considering anon hasn't killed anyone since the Kilgore mission, I think this has become the reader's MO. Why stop now, eh?
