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>After a nice evening out with Shadow Man, Rena returns home only to find that the lock has been busted, the door thrown across the room, and a robot kneeling before her in the living room.

"..."

RM: "Mistress, I apologize for the mess I made. However, it was the only way to enter here and I wanted to surprise you."

"... What are you doing here..?"

RM: "I tried to find someone, anyone, who could teach me the ways of cleaning... However, I realized there is only one such person. You, mistress. Allow me to be your student. I will do anything for you."

>>29117598
Stare at her awkwardly for a few seconds, then tell her to just call you Rena. And maybe fix that door.

While she does that, go make some tea or something for our guest.

>>29117598
Hi Genos, what's up?

>>29117598
"Oh, well, cool. I always wanted a roommate."

>>29117598
"Ok. First things first, please, just call me Rena. I appreciate that I am your teacher but I'm not really into formal titles and 'Mistress' makes me feel a little villain-y. Um, do you need a bed or do you have your own place to stay?"

>>29117598
Tell her to get a broom and sweep up your door

ask what powers her, does she like, plug in to the wall, or can she convert food?

>>29117598
So...have you given up villainy for now? I can't help you if you are evil.

>>29117598
Didn't we take her maid outfit? What's she wearing? Give her a hoodie

>>29117598
"Kay"

>>29117598
"Okay little student, now listen to me and listen well. To clean anywhere else, you must first clean thy heart. Do not harm to those who do not seek to har others. And do not go around breaking into other people's homes.

>>29117598
Does she know how to look after pets and plants? Might be useful, you know.

>>29117598
Let's see what kitty says

>>29117793
Seconded. Kitty never lies.

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>>29117722
She gave me one. It's like in the back of my closet.

"Okay little student, now listen to me and listen well. To clean anywhere else, you must first clean thy heart. Do not harm to those who do not seek to harm others. And do not go around breaking into other people's homes. No more villainy things, got it?"

RM: "Y-yes! I understand, mistress!"

"Also, don't call me mistress."

RM: "Understood, mistress."

"I... No. Don't do that. Now, can you please fix my door? I don't want more random people coming in here."

RM: "Right away!"

>She goes and begins repairing Rena's door. As she does so Rena's morpher beeps and a message appears.
>It reads: 'The Hero vs Villain field day will begin in 13 hours! This is the one day where we set down our weapons and go against one another in feats of strength, intelligence, and bravery! Form your teams and sign up tonight!'
>Note: Murder is not allowed during the field day. You may use your powers so long as they do not result in direct destruction of your opponents of the fields. Teams can be up to 4 and can include only Heroes or Villains. No civilians allowed.
>Mandatory for those above C-Class.

...
I don't like field days...

>>29117853
GO_KART AHOY!

hey, you are strong enough now that you can actually be good at it!
also, our team needs to be MM, sparkle, and her date

>>29117853
Is MGS on a date right now? Maybe we can call her for more information. Or maybe shadow man or Manly mustache

>>29117853
Weep in terror, for we were never good at physical things at school. Sports were our bane.

Call up Sparkle, Anti-Hero, anybody who actually enjoys physical exertion. There is no way we can survive this without a team. Maybe ask if Robo-Maid here is still a villain to see if she can join our team?

>>29117853
Get Robomaid and MM on our team. Try to convince MGS too.

>>29117853
>I don't like field days...
That was back when you were a wimpy loser.

You've got super strength and speed now.

>>29117853
can we sign the robo maid as Rena's official side kick?

also she needs a name.

>>29117853
Well, if Robo-Maid has offically resigned from the Villian Association she might be able to join your team. Call up the Heroes you know and see who else can join.

>>29117853
>mandatory
What's the worst that could happen if you play hooky? They demote you?

>>29117853
Us, Bridget, MGS and Bridget's brother.

>>29117962
Either that, or they fine, which is much worse.

>>29117900
> Assemble Team Rena!

Or, y'know. Find another team to join.

...actually, what are the rules? Y'know, team sizes and such

>>29117977
and if we won't pay that, will we THEN get demoted?

>>29117962
Excommunication? I dunno. That would be a bad thing, kinda.

>>29118004
They 'll take it out of our paychecks for the next few jobs we do, unless we quit.

>>29117935
>she needs a name
Enquire whether Robo Maid has a designation, or off-duty identity.

It's really the kind of thing a person should decide for themselves, but if we get any input I vote for Gina.

>>29118004
More likely they'd just kick us out. If we do really horribly at the games, we might be able to get demoted though!

Oh god, I'm sure all the villains will be fawning over us since we're the 'terrifying and powerful Rena'.

>>29118081
How about Jennie, short for gynoid?

>>29118089
"Look, she forced made that poor villain into her personal maid."

>>29117853
What Rank was she back at Villains? Gotta know what we are working with here.

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Bluh... Alright, let's see who can join...

>Rena calls up everyone she knows that would be willing to join.

>Bridgette, in a very sad voice, said her family already forced her to join their team. Sorry.
>Magical Girl Sparkle says she's already part of a team.
>Anti-Hero says she would love to join. For some odd reason, she says, no one's invited her yet.
>Robomaid says she is still listed as a Villain, something she plans on changing soon, and will be more than willing to join her mistress's team.

>>29117853

Well, we have the robot maid, we could get Monster Maestro , so we give a call. We could try to rope Magical Girl Sparkle, or possibly Shadowman

>>29117853
Does that mean you can't team up with Bridgette?

Perhaps you should contact MGS, or the Rainbow Rangers!

>>29118120
Anti-hero coated in blood

>>29118120
Shadow Man! Why didn't you get his number, Rena?

>>29118120

Yay! We have a team!

...if our EX is there, if he so much as talks to us, we kick him in the balls.

>>29118120
See if we can get Anti-Hero, Balloon man and Shadow man!

>>29118120
We could try...MM+. I'm for Anti-Hero, but we'll probably have to prevent her from killing somebody at some point. Also, RM is awesome and we would love to have someone competent on our team.

>>29118129
Nah, we're sorted. We've got Robot Power and the heroes most notorious murderhobo.

As long as we can keep Antihero from killing anyone, we're golden.

>>29118120
Well, that's 2 out of 3!

How about we try Chet or Shadow Man as well?

>>29118137
Well she's gotta pull double duty to make up for all the murder she won't be able to do during field day.

>>29118120
Robomaid for sure, then either Balloon Man or Shadow Man depending on who is available.

>>29118158
Actually, maybe we can snag one of the Rainbows? If 4 is the max team size, they should be over, right?

>>29118120
"Just don't call me mistress."

>>29118120
>not calling up the rest of the MM family
>not calling QotW
>not calling the Boss

>>29118120
>>Anti-Hero says she would love to join. For some odd reason, she says, no one's invited her yet.
>>Robomaid says she is still listed as a Villain, something she plans on changing soon, and will be more than willing to join her mistress's team.
Get them in the team. Intimidate Bridgette into joining. Tell her you'll never eat her food ever again if she refuses, that'll show her!

>>29118169
no love for Chet?

>>29118193
Maybe the Teal Ranger, or whoever the mayor's daughter is. She seems vaguely competent.

>>29118120
Get kitten into the team as our co-pilot!

>>29118233
I definitely say we go for Chet

>>29118223

Family trumps friends for field days, just the way things have to roll. S'okay, we'll fight her with out best!

>>29118233
Chets surely bound to be in a team. I fact I reckon there's good odds hes in Team Sparkle.

>>29118223
>Intimidate Bridgette into joining.
What's the worst thing that could happen? Her dad coming to kindly remind us family has to stick together?

>>29118223
I see you want another visit from Daddy Dearest.

>>29118120
What about Cosplay Lass? Or Velocity Raptor?

>captcha: Swe QuageG

>>29118120
Do jailed villains count?
TEAM REFORM SCHOOL!

>>29118233
I'm being realistic here; Chet obviously will have his own team

>>29118238
>any Ranger
>competent

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>Rena calls up Chet Manlystache. He says he would love to join!
>Shadowman is next and he said he would love to join as well. Sports aren't his thing but he'll try his best.
>She calls up Queen of the World who says that she has a loooooong list of people who want her to be on their team but she would be willing to join Rena's. She says the team will be called Queen of the World and her Servants.

Hmm... Okay, that's a few potentials. Now out of them who should I add to my team?

>>29118297
Mayor's daughter seems competent at least.

>>29118120
Sharwdowman and Chet

oh gosh sparkle is blushing... oh man, i bet she s also on team monster. dad would make everyone go into a coma and that would make it not fun. and MM+ is still missing. leaving a spot for sparkle with MMA, MM, and MM++.

>>29118297
We dont need competent. We need a Redshirt

>>29118324
QotW! She'd be an awesome distraction, and I'm sure she can get her mooks to do the heavy lifting.

>>29118324
EVERYBODY!

>>29118324
QotW is out for terrible naming sense. Max is 4 right?

You, Robo Maid, Chet, and Anti Hero.

>>29118324
Let's go with Robo Maid, Anti, & Chet!

>>29118324
Shadow and Chet. Queen will be fine with getting a group.

>>29118344
>>29118348
I can get behind this.

>>29118324
Queen if the world robomaid and shadow an

>>29118324
You and Robo Maid for sure.

Chet's a powerful A class so him too.

Shadow Man is bad at sports so go with Anti-Hero.

>>29118324
I feel kind of bad for Anti-hero, so let's invite her. Blowing off Shadowman here also is kind of a dick move. So our last choices are QotW, Robomaid, and Chet

>>29118324

Is the team limit "up to 4" including Rena? Or would it be up to 4 individuals, with Rena not counting towards the limit?

Chet, Robomaid, and Anti-Hero

>>29118344
>>29118348
This works.

>>29118377
It's 4 total so Rena would take up one.

>>29118348
Robomaid, Anti-Hero, and Chet seem to be the most popular choice so far.

>>29118339
We really need to spend some time with that woman at some point, she's pretty cool when she isn't trying to make us her slave.

>>29118324
>Rena
>Robo Maid
>Shadow Man
>Anti-Hero

>>29118404
Queen of the world has no friends

>>29118324
Robomaid, Shadowman, Chet Manlystache.

>>29118404
I'm cool with that team.

>>29118404
Good by me.

>>29118324
>Queen of the World
No. She deserves to have a team of her own, and we don't want to compete with her for glory.

>Chet Manlystache
Yes. We haven't seen him in a while, and it should give us a chance to catch up.

>Shadowman
He doesn't seem to be the athletic type, but he'll be there one way or the other, so it might as well be on our team.

>Robomaid
Also a good choice. We're probably her closest friend, and she's pretty strong.

What about Cosplay Lass?

>>29118324
Robomaid, Antihero, and Chet.

>>29118404
That works.

I'm looking forward to the inevitable moment Rena yet again decides to pass out and we will have to save the day as robomaid.

>>29118324
Velocirapter or whatever his name was! Adorable little dinoscientist team mascot

>>29118404
Does "only Heros or Villains" mean that a team can only be one or the other, or just that all members have to be from the two organizations?

>>29118404
supporting that team up too!

also ask the robo assistant her name!

>>29118458
Poor Rena. She's been having a hard time staying conscious lately.

>>29118463
Velocity Raptor?

>>29118458
that would be nice.

inb4 robomaid gets super possessive of rena

>>29118472
Team members can be either or.

>>29118494
I guess? I just kinda started to think of him as the chirpy dino scientist.

>>29118463
i think he's part of the staff organizing the event.

>>29118404
Qotw could easily use her powers to control Anti-hero

>>29118324
The team will of course be called "Kitten Paws". If she doesn't like it she can go to another team.

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Alright, Anti-Hero, Chet, and Robomaid!
Team is all set.
Now let's-

RM: "Mistress."

"It's Rena."

RM: "Mistress Rena. I feel the need to warn you... While we may not be able to kill one another in this competition it is still possible to die. There is nothing in the rules about the actual course killing you. Last year Sunburst Ranger died in a terrible quicksand accident. During each even you will have to send out one of us, your team, to complete it. It's mostly luck and only part skill but that part skill means a lot. As the Team Leader it is up to you to choose who will do each event. I will be more than willing to do all of them, for you."

"What kind of events are there..?"

RM: "It varies every year. Sometimes it is track, sometimes it is an obstacle course... There is no way of knowing before hand."

"Great. thanks."

...
Should I just rest up before the competition or is there anything else I need to take care of?

>>29118619
Get some rest. You did good today.

>>29118619
"We just need to compete, right? We don't actually need to try and win?"

>>29118619
It's Go-Karting, Rena.

Trust us on this. We were right about MGS's boyfriend.

>>29118619
Send Shadowman an apology, tell him you forgot that you counted to the 4 and already registered everyone else.

And then find kitty and feed it.

>>29118619
Don't worry Robo-Maid.
A ranger dying means nothing.
Rangers are scrubs.

>>29118619
Go purrrrl up with kitten for nice nap.

>>29118619
Ask Robomaid about her abilities. For example, if she's vulnerable to water or sand, we'll want to avoid sending her into those courses.

>>29118619
Let's go hang out with QotW for a while!

Or just get better acquainted with Robomaid. Ask her for a name, maybe what she likes to do, set up sleeping arrangements for her, etc.

>>29118324
let's maybe not invite QoTW

She'll forget we didn't invite her.

and I don't like her team name idea

>>29118667
Go karts are a go, but nobody said it was everything

>>29118619
>Sunburst Ranger died
Ye gads, it's like Kenny. Or Leomon. Or redshirts.

>>29118619
What exactly happens if we win?

>>29118619
Ask Robo-Maid about her powers. Look up Anti-Hero and Chet's just to make sure. Need to understand our team's strengths and weaknesses.

>>29118619
>Rangrers
>Rank E Luck

>>29118619
get some rest and cuddle with robo.

I wonder how fuck up things be, with people killing each others, grudges over friends and family death, the murder of city and millions of lives, the horrible acts of mind raping, breaking and then controlling them for the rest of their lives.

And they want a fucking field day with mass murderers? I see no Heroes in that field day.

>>29118720
This, cuddling is the first to cleansing the soul.

>>29118619
ask the others for general advice

>>29118726
sometimes, you just need to have a go-kart race with hitler, mussolini, and captain america.

>>29118726
very few actually commit the act of murder.

>>29118619
Start teaching Robomaid how to clean like a master.

>>29118751
Even if they killed your family/wife or children?

>>29118764
It becomes even -more- important to go-kart race then.

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>>29118720
>>29118742

>>29118753
But it mandatory.

Death is going to be there. You know, the dude who kills Cities filled with people.

Alot of Villains killed people or at least only kill heroes.

You know, people who save other people from harm?

>>29118726
This world has long since lost any semblance of sanity.

>>29118742
Robots arent usually very cuddly.

Hugs are for shadowmab

>>29118726
most villain are not actually psychotic killers, and maintaining a general culture that frowns on the ones that get to murder happy is beneficial for everyone.

>>29118619
Maybe we can pick out costumes for our team! If we all dress kind of the same, it'll be like an official sports team!

Ask Anti-Hero if she's got a maid outfit. You and RM both have them, so you're halfway there already.

>>29118831
Hugs are for Maestros of Monsters.

>>29118846
along with Chet in classy butler outfit?

>>29118831
>Not loving the warm, gentle scent of silicon and the strong steel arms of a gynoid

>>29118880
Of course not! Chet can wear a maid's outfit too!

>>29118880
No, a very manly maid outfit

>>29118880
LET IT BE SO.

We can call ourselves the 'Public Servants'

>>29118720
>>29118742
That's exactly what her previous master built her for, broskis. And he kinda got murdered for it.

>>29118880
>>29118902
>>29118907
Yes. Yes. Yes.

All my votes to this.

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... Why the hell -is- there this kind of event!?

>Rena asks this to Robomaid. She just shrugs.

RM: "Mistress, I believe our team is good. Chet is not very smart but his strength is legendary. Anti-Hero is quite good against any sort of magical courses due to her natural resistance to it. And I can fly and clean. Also, you need not worry about me shutting down because of water, I am waterproof. Extreme heat is not good for me but that should not be a problem."

"Well that's good to know. I'm gonna get some rest before the whole thing. Do you uh... I don't have an extra bed."

RM: "It is okay, mistress. I do not sleep. I will simply shut down for a few hours."

"Oh, okay. Well... Goodnight."

RM: "Goodnight."
------------------------------------------------------------

"I CAN DRESS MYSELF!"

RM: "It is not simply dressing, mistress! Your hair is messy, your clothing needs to be washed, and you yourself need to bathe before the competition!"

"I don't need your help!"

RM: "Resistance is futile! Stop struggling!"

"Nooooo!"

>Soon Rena is stripped and fixed up.

"W-what is this..?"

RM: "My previous master's japanese anime suggested that this is proper field day attire."

>>29118827
I wonder if there some motherfuckers just living in the middle of the wild away from civilization because he knows that where he is right now is the best chance of survival.

Someone who lost a family member to a Villain and sees that the hero who save him now doing a field day with the killer of his family.

Sometimes, you just get tired of that kind of bullshit.

>>29118907
So now we're sabotaging MM

She'll be too busy trying to stop herself from expelling all the blood in her body through her nose.

>>29118948
Think of it this way, kitty. You're moving up in the world! Because now you are a TEAM LEADER! Woohoo!

Go with it. Make sure to bend over in front of bridgette at some point.

>>29118955
There's probably somebody in the HA or VA who basically gets his powers from observing how fucked up the world is, or something.

>>29118948
Put something on over it.
If you see MM going in an event, also go in, and take off the extra layer.

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>>29118963
Hey, gotta keep our girl's eyes on us, right?

>>29118948
"It would be. In Japan. Now let me change to something more reasonable for our country."

>>29118948

The Tee shirt is okay, but you might want to get some real pants to go over your current outfit.

>>29118948

>>29118907 This, nothing but this. Maid costumes are fare superior to these glorified panties.

>>29118948
I think you should tell Robomaid to just sort of disregard most everything her previous master told her.

>>29118948
Naw it's fine just go with it

>>29119001
>>29119010
These.

>>29118948
What kind of person treats cartoons as real life?

>>29119044
see for yourself >>>/a/

>>29118948
Not the same context. Those kinds of anime are intended to show things that are visually appealing to the viewer, not things that are appropriate or practical.

Also, taking off people's clothes without their consent is generally not considered appropriate behavior.

>>29118948
Rena-Sensei lesson time~!
Outfit selections of otaku perverts are not in any way proper attire for any day.

>>29118989
If they see how the world is, I bet they just walk the fuck away.

They likely keep an internet connection with wifi but they keep to themselves away from cities so that they will not die when Death or some S/A rank Monster/Villain attacks the city they live in.

>>29119001
lets go with this. on a side note we really need to sit her down and explain that her previous masters was not a reliable source of info.

>>29119010
Yeah, before we one morning wake up covered in oversized calamari...

>>29119010
Well, not ~everything~. It just needs to be kept in its proper context.

>>29118948
Not appropriate!

Get some actual shorts. You know, with legs.

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"Look, just... Try to forget whatever you learned from your old master's anime, okay?"

RM: "Understood, mistress."

"And stop calling me that. Now, I'm going to change into some real clothes and then we're leaving."

Real clothes do not include maid outfits.
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>Rena changes and heads out to the designated field area. Heroes and Villains all roam about and it's clear that for the most part they keep away from one another. A few, however, seem to be on teams.
>She sees Magical Girl Sparkle.

"Sparkle, hey!"

MGS: "Oh, Rena... Hi."

>She sees Monster Marauder beside her.

"Oh. Did you join Bridgette's team?"

MGS: "Ah, no. We're on a team together. Monster Maestro has the rest of her family and some others on her team."

"Ah, okay. I just figured that he would be on it."

MMA: "Sparkle... Suggested it..."

MGS: "So! Are you ready for the first event? I heard it's going to be gokarts."

"Gokarts?"

MGS: "Yes. They have one for each of us. You'll need to pick someone on your team to ride in it."

"I will. Oh! I need to gather the rest of them!"

>Rena eventually manages to find Chet Manlystache and Anti-Hero. Anti-Hero keeps glaring at Robomaid

CM: "Glad you chose us, Rena! We will do our best and win this competition!"

>A horn goes off. The first event is starting soon.
>Who will go gokarting?

>>29119236
> Dat height difference

>>29119236
>biggie smalls
YESSSS

>>29119236
Anti-hero and Chet. They'll keep each other in check.

>>29119236
>Who will go gokarting?
Robo Maid. She can fix or boost the kart while riding shotgun.

>>29119236
Rena goes Gokarting!

>>29119236
Robomaid is good with machines, right? She might be useful to have if repairs are needed.

She can also fly, which might prove useful.

>>29118863
>>29118863
Baby steps anon

Rolled 1, 1 = 2

>>29119236

Rena
Chet
ROBOMEIDO
Anti-Hero

>>29119236
This seems to be an ideal event for two people on one gokart.

Heck, we could even send rena.

>>29119236
Antihero!
Go-karting is mean business!

>>29119236
Who probably has the most driving experience? I assume not Rena considering she seems to lack both a car and license.

Robo Maid is a robot, so she might be good with machinery. Chet and Anti-Hero don't seem to be the driving or racing type.

>>29119236
QUICK! WHO'S THE BEST DRIVER?

>>29119236
Are you any good at driving? If not, I think that Chet would be a good choice. AH is unstable, and RM is unfamiliar with regular things.

>>29119236
Tease them. TEASE THEM! Unrelenting. Nonestop. Teasing.

does robomaid know how to use karts? if so then she should chet's muscles, sadly, do not make the carts go faster. but if robomaid uses her flight systems she can boost it.

>>29119236
Robo-maid for gokart. She's good with machinery, right?

>>29119236
Robo Maid or Rena.

gokarts is like the ONLY event we can use rena on

>>29119236
Does MGS wear exactly the "as seen in anime" kind of dress we just discarded?
I guess she has to because Magical Girl, but still...

>>29119236
Rena, all those nights of Mario Kart and F-Zero? It was all leading up to this moment. This is the culmination of hundreds of hours of complete unproductivity and procrastination.

Step forth and claim your birthright.

>>29119236
Rena for go-karting.

She has experience in this. Mario Kart is serious business.

>>29119236
Rena, check to see if Bridgette is the one driving for her team.

You -need- to challenge her on one of these events.

>>29119366
>>29119385
this. Rena is a go-kart CHAMPION!

>>29119321
>Dissing Chet
He just has to punch the air in front of him so there is no air resistance. He can also go Flinstones Style.

>>29119236
>team biggie smalls

hehe..HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rena has a DS.

Besides, we were promised Rena in a kart

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>>29119320
But they look so cute together~ She's so tiny and he's not and I would feel bad if I teased them.

>>29119389
Doesn't seem like she is... Monster Matriarch is for now.

"Robomaid! You and I will do this! I'll take the wheel and you maintain the car!"

RM: "Yes, mistress."

>Her and Rena hop into a car that looks oddly like Robomaid. Beside her Queen of the World revs her kart's engine.

QW: "Well well. Look who -didn't- join my team. I bet you wished you did now. I have an awesome flying carpet kart. You have that silly box of bolts. Hey, let's make a bet. If I win you have to be my slave. Sound good?"

"No."

>Rena is focused now. She's been ready for this...
>A horn sounds off and she hits the gas. The kart zooms forward. Immediately she sees Queen of the World attempt to ram her!

>Dodge- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
>Ram back- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
>Other.

Rolled 16 + 2

>>29119529
>>Dodge- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck

Rolled 20 + 2

>>29119529
Ram back!

Rolled 7 + 2

>>29119529
ram back

>>29119529
Dodge!

Rolled 20

>>29119529
>>Ram back- Roll 1d20 + 2 for Rena's Luck
GO RENA GO

Rolled 15 + 2

DOOOOOOOOOODGE

>>29119529
Have Robo-Maid reach out and flip her gokart

>>29119552
>>29119560
Rena is the best at dodging.

>>29119551
Well done.

>>29119560
No modifiers, no service.

Still a sign to ram.

Rolled 14 + 2

>>29119529
Dodge and taunt.

"Trying to eliminate the competition? What, is that carpet not fast enough to win on its own?"

>>29119555
well lol @ me
>>29119551
Ahah!

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>>29119551
>>29119560
[Ramming Intensifies]

>>29119551
>>29119560

hahaha

haha

ha

Rolled 5 + 2

>>29119569
2 nat 20's for ramming though

>>29119546
>>29119551
I dunno which dice gets taken but both are good.

Either way, sucks to be QotW.

>>29119529
BE SURE TO HIT THE GAS AT THE RIGHT TIME FOR A BOOST RENA

>>29119560
>>29119551
RAMMING SPEED BITCHES

>>29119529
DO A BARREL ROLL

>>29119579
... Oh. I uh. Didn't actually read what they were voting for. I just kinda assumed they'd vote for dodge so we don't accidentally possibly kill one of our love interests.

>>29119621
rena is a demon behind the go-kart wheel

None can withstand her blue sparks

>>29119621
>kill
>go-karts
chill the fuck out boi
jesus christ

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>>29119575

>>29119551
R-r-r-r-RAM IT IN!

>>29119551
poor queen, all she wanted was just real friends..

>>29119632
Do you know how hard it is to control a flying carpet when you get rammed?

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>>29119529
Cold you say that she has a flying kartpet?

>>29119656
as an experienced vanu player I have to say you generally just sort of hover over the guy who rams you

>>29119656
do you not know that QotW has superpowers beyond mind control?
even if she falls she'll survive

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>Rena rams her gokart into Queen of the World's. The Queen's smile vanishes, she obviously did not expect Rena to fight against her, and glares at Rena. The two slam into one another but Rena manages to hit Queen of the World at just the right angle to send her opponent's cart flying.
>Queen of the World's kart spins in the air before slamming into another villains.

Announcer: "Oh man! Did Queen of the World just slam into AtamoMan!?"

QM: "WHAT!?"

>A deafening BOOM shakes the ground and a bright flash fills the arena. Rena looks back and sees a smoke cloud rise into the air. It seems she's knocked out half of the competition...

Oh god...

>Someone calls out to her from the side. It appears that the Monster Matriarch has caught up. She smiles at Rena.

MM++: "Fufufu... You're quite good at this Rena. But can you beat someone such as I? Darling?"

>The Monster is there with her. He nods in reply and twirls his tentacles behind the kart turning it into some kind of eldtritch propeller. Monster Matriarch gets a massive boost and goes far ahead of Rena and all the others.

>Have Robomaid build a propeller. 1d20+2
>Throw a rock at Monster Matriarch. 1d20+3
>Other. Roll 1d20

Rolled 12 + 3

>>29119738
>>Throw a rock at Monster Matriarch. 1d20+3
THEY'RE WEAK AGAINST ROCKS

Rolled 11

>>29119738
rock

Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119738
>Other. Tell robomaid to activate -THAT-

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>>29119738
cant. stop. laughing.

Rolled 20 + 2

>>29119738
I think throwing a rock at our girlfriend's mom might not be the best idea. Especially seeing as her husband is the concept of Monsters.

> Have Robomaid build a propeller. 1d20+2

Rolled 10

>>29119738
USE THE NITROS

IF WE HAVE NO NITROS THEN HAVE ROBOMAID BUILD NITROS

NITROS ARE BETTER THAN PROPPELLERS! CAPSLOCK!

Rolled 9 + 2

>>29119738
"Robomaid! We need a propeller boost!"

>>29119772
yes. use THAT.

Rolled 17 + 2

>>29119738
>Have Robomaid build a propeller. 1d20+2
INITIATE BROOMPRELLOR

>>29119774
ENGINES TO FULL THROTTLE

>>29119774
Jesus christ, our luck powers are actually affecting the dice gods.

>>29119738
Rena, lookat that red dot. What a curious sight!

Rolled 9 + 3

>>29119738
>Throw a rock at Monster Matriarch. 1d20+3
Rocks haven't failed us yet!

>>29119774
Oh man, Rena's on a roll! She's unstoppable!

>>29119738
>AtamoMan

WHAT THE HELL KIND OF POWER IS 'UNLEASHES A NUCLEAR EXPLOSION ON CONTACT'?

JUST

WHAT THE HELL

>>29119774
Well. Thats a good reason to go with the propeller plan.

>>29119738
...Oh god, we have finally discovered Rena's true superpower.

>>29119806
NO TIME TO THINK

WE MUST RIDE

>>29119774
YES. I VOTE PROPEL.

>>29119774
this
lets not pick a fight with an S-Class villain guys
really
really
think about stuff before you do it

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>>29119774

>>29119812
rena is obviously the gokart champion

>>29119774
s-sorry future mother in law!

>>29119774
Robomaid is so eager to please!

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>>29119738
WE CAN'T STOP HERE, THIS IS BAT COUNTY.

Rolled 8 + 2

>>29119738
>Have Robomaid build a propeller
We're here to win, not to start a fight. I considered trying to distract her by saying that we saw someone in the Monster family in the explosion, but that's not the kind of thing we should be lying about; we want to be trustworthy in case something bad really does happen

>>29119818
Reality is tearing itself asunder

And I must race

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Rolled 18

>>29119738
Use the nitro

>>29119818
GOT TO GO FAST

>>29119880
the only one who could possibly be in that explosion would be MMA anyway, and they know he would survive

atomo man:
Be disqualified for exploding on people

EVERY year atomo man
EVERY year we have to disqualify you

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"Fufufu! Rena, you can't hope t-"

>Robomaid, in under a minute, has constructed a massive rocket thruster that runs on sunlight and hope. It easily zooms pass Monster Matriarch and her lover.

I AM A RACING GOD!

>They have easily left everyone else behind, completing an entire lap before anyone can even get to the halfway point. As they go to lap 2 someone actually manages to pass them...
>Magical Girl Sparkle and Monster Marauder are flying ahead with Sparkle using her powers to give them a massive boost in speed. She shoots an apologetic look at Rena before moving ahead of her.

RM: "M-mistress... This rocket will not sustain itself for much longer..."

>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
>Other. Still roll a 1d20.

Rolled 10 + 2

>>29119994
>>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2
GOTTA GO FASTER
IN IT TO WIN IT

Rolled 19 + 2

>>29119994
overdrive, get everything we can out of it

Rolled 6

>>29119994
ROCK

Rolled 2 + 2

>>29119994
USE THE ROCKET'S EXPLOSION TO RACE FORWARD
I SUPPOSE THE OVERDRIVE ACHIEVES THIS

Rolled 15 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2

Rolled 7 + 2

>>29119994
>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2

Rolled 11 + 2

>>29119994
>Kick the rocket into overdrive! 1d20+2

>Implying anybody is going to choose to throw a rock at MGS

Rolled 3 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
WE WILL ROCK HER SHOES OFF

Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2

Rolled 18

>>29119994
The planet is a giant rock, throw it in a manner which leads to us traveling the course even faster.

Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119994
KICK THE ROCKET INTO OVERDRIVE. END THIS QUICKLY BEFORE IT FALLS APART!

Rolled 14

>>29119994
MAXIMUM OVERDRIVE!

Rolled 3 + 2

>>29119994
>Turn off rocket. Throw Rock at Sparkle. 1d20+2
Give her an apologetic smile as you drive past!

>>29120012
[revving intensifies]

Rolled 4 + 2

>>29119994
ROCK, LET MY AIM BE TRUE AND MAKE MY ENEMIES ROLL TO THEIR DEFEAT.

>>29120012
Goddamn, Rena.

You -are- a racing god.

Rolled 6 + 2

>>29119994
OVERDRIVE

Rolled 2

>>29119994
We don't want to overstress the rocket, we don't want to attack our friend...

Build another rocket! Switch between them so that the first one has time to cool down.

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Rolled 16 + 2

>>29120012

Rolled 10 + 2

>>29119994
BURNING ROCK

>>29120051
only on go-karts though.

And F-zero machines.

>>29120012
sheeeeeeeeiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit

Rolled 3

>>29119994
Tell Robomaid to paint our kart red. We have it on good authority that "red ones go faster."

>>29120012
Gokart champions.

Rolled 18 + 2

>>29119994
O-O-O-OVERDRIVE!

>>29119994
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kQ7otlYtuds

Rolled 10

>>29119994
Cut the rocket off. It will give us less weight.

>>29119994
>>29120012

Racing Goddess.

i wonder if Rena will get a perma stat to anything related to racing after this.

that feel when you roll a 19 and everyone quotes you

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"Kick it into overdrive, Robomaid! We're winning this!"

RM: "But... Understood, Mistress..."

>The two are jerked backwards as the kart moves at breakneck speeds. Sparks shoot out of the rocket and it begins to rumble but they catch up to and surpass Magical Girl Sparkle!
>The two of them cross the finish line and people cheer as they are declared the winner! Team Rena gets 1 point!

"YEAH! WE WON! WOOHOO! WE ARE THE BEST AT RACING!"

RM: "Mistress..."

>>29120070
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u_ypU0rPix8
She's not at this level though

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>>29120154
It's a good feeling.

I rolled the first 20 for ramming.

>>29120165
"You know, I was really expecting that thing to explode while we were raising. Just good luck, huh?"

>>29120165
Hug her, tell her she's awesome and deserves a soda.

>>29120165
THAT ROCKET LOOKS LIKE IT MIGHT EXPLODE, RUN RENA

>>29120165

DUCK AND COVER

>>29120165
Your go-kart is going to explode. Probably.

>>29120165
run away now before the rocket explodes

>>29120165
Er... That doesn't look good.

>>29120165
Well, at least you'll die happy Rena.

>>29120165
Go Rena!

>>29120165
welp.

>>29120165
"Well done Robo-maid, I couldn't have won... huh, what's that smoke?"

>>29120165
Time to walk away.
Slowly.
Without looking at the impending explosion.

>>29120165
run away while screaming "whoop whoop whoop whoop whoop!"

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>>29120165

>>29120213
We started this race with an explosion. We'll end it with one.

Go-karting with Rena is a true spectacle.

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>>29120165
Awww yissss!

>>29120165
>Disregard rocks throwing
>Obtain EXPLOSIONS