>>29110249
>B) Go to see them
Time to greet our worshipers and try to convince them that we are no god.

>>29110316
You go to the entrance of the temple, and open up the red doors. Sure enough, three people are making their way up the stone steps. From here, you can only tell that they are two men and a woman, all carrying small packs. You begin walking down the steps to meet them halfway, wondering exactly what one is supposed to say at times like this. When you meet them, they fall to their knees before you.

"Oh wise Mountain God, we have come as you asked, to become your loyal servants! Please, command us and we will obey! Our subservience is but a small price to pay for your blessing and protection.

A) Tell them to stop kneeling
B) Tell them to go back
C) Put them to work, while you think
D) Other

>>29110589
>D)Pull them up, tell them to go back and have Ai explain that we aren't a mountain god, we are a very naughty monk.

>>29110614
You hoist them up by their collars and tell them to return to the village. They seem a bit dejected, but they obey and head down the way they came. You scratch your head in frustration, and head back inside. After meditating and training, you ask Ai if she might be able to go down the mountain and explain your position to the townsfolk, but she doesn't feel confident in her ability to travel up and down the mountain alone. You don't think it would be a good idea to go down with her either. Ai asks what you plan to do about the Beast King now that the people seem so set on worshiping you.

A) Fight him anyway, and try to get everything sorted out later
B) Fight him, and let the people think what they want
C) Forget the plan. It'll only make things worse
D) Try to shift the credit to someone else
E) Other
C)

>>29110724
D.
Lets make the bird be the mountain god.

>>29110724
>A) Fight him anyway, and try to get everything sorted out later
While we're not a mountain god, we can't just leave these people to be attacked.

>>29110724
>D
"Hey, Ai. You want to be a goddess?"

>>29110817
Oh but she is our goddess.

>>29110770
>>29110817
You ask Ai and the bird if they wouldn't mind being picked out as gods. Ai smiles and shakes her head, but the bird shifts nervously on his branch. He seems to be avoiding eye contact, and you need to call him a few times before he answers your question.

"Y-yes that sounds lovely, man. We should pick some carrots right away."

A) Ask him what's wrong
B) Ignore him
C) Tell him to stop fidgeting
D) Other

>>29110969
>A) Ask him what's wrong
>D) Other
"Well, I'll probably fight the Beast King, but I hope Leman will come here and help me explain to the townsfolk I'm not a god"

>>29110969
>A) Ask him what's wrong
HAAHAHAHA he was a god the entire time and we never knew.

Ask what's wrong.

>>29111001
>>29111025
You set down your peach and ask the bird what seems to be troubling him. He doesn't answer right away, and you sternly ask him if he might be a god and not telling you.

"No no! That's not it! It's just... well it may be possible that I, in a moment of poor judgment may have, potentially, without thinking...I may have told the townsfolk that you and the girl were Mountain Gods and I was your emissary so that they would feed me when I went to town. But only after they already thought so! I didn't start the rumor! And I only gave them a few commandments! Please understand, there's this woman in town who makes the most delicious poppy seed bread and it's warm every morning and oh don't look at me like that! It's no my fault!"

A) Chew him out for doing something so irresponsible
B) Tell Ai to bring you some wine for your frustration
C) Tell him to go fix his mistake
D) No harm done
E) Other

>>29111120
E. What commandments.

>>29111120
>E) Tell him what he did was bad, but you forgive him if he promises not to lie like that again unless it's to save a life or something of equal importance.
He won't be able to fix the mistake, we'll need to do that on our own, or maybe with Leman/Ai/Vicart's help.

>>29111151
THIS.

>>29111151
>>29111155

Good question, add this to mine too.

>>29111120
>>29111151
>What commandments.

>>29111151
>>29111158
>>29111170
"It's nothing bad! I just told them to be absolutely loyal to you, not to be greedy, and to work hard! No harm done! In fact I think things will be better now! You're a god to them, you can have anything you want! Oh, and they think the spider is the symbol of your divine queen and the women started painting spiders on their foreheads and stomachs for fertility or luck or something. But you're a god! You can tell them to stop!"

A) Let it go, there's nothing to be done now
B) Head down the mountain as a group to set things right
C) Other

>>29111263
>B) Head down the mountain as a group to set things right
Fuck's sake.

>>29111263
A. We just gotta make sure to avoid that particular village.

>>29111263
>B)
>C) Other
Tell them to worship an even more awesome god! Tell them we are a god servant to the SUN GOD, and they should worship the SUN GOD instead.

>>29111263
B. We just gotta tell them that the bird is the mountain god. He was just too humble to admit his divinity.

>>29111332
this

Hang on guys wait
I just realised
We could become a god
Remember that the Black Flame Cult's god came into existence and died when it gained a following and when it's leader died. What if this runs on Terry Pratchett logic - if people believe in a god, it becomes real?

>>29111362
Oh shit, If this is true, maybe we can become a Mountain God but still be buddy buddy with the Sun God?

>>29111360
>>29111332
>>29111279
The four of you get up and make you way to the stone steps, and down the mountain. Ai rides on your back as you approach the base, and you are both surprised when you see her old home. There are dozens of people pouring out of it, and the house itself has been fixed up and redecorated with images of spiders and monkeys. An old woman stands on the pedestal that once held Ai's cauldron, and speaks to the others as they kneel. When you approach, the old woman stops speaking, and tells the others to turn their attention to your group. Right away, the women in the crowd run to Ai and begin asking her for blessings. Some of them hold up their young babies, or present their pregnant bellies and ask for Ai's blessing on their children. The men bring a few bottles of wine to you, despite your protests.

As you try to contain the situation, a burst of flame spouts from the ground, creating a bright light, and from the twisting flames emerge two silhouettes. When the flames burn out, you see Vicart in red robes and a gold circlet, and Leman in gold half-plate and hide. They both look confused by what's going on.

A) Tell them what's happening in detail
B) Tell them you'll explain back at the mountain top
C) Ask Leman to explain things to the people
D) Other

>>29111263
B)

We going to fix this shit.

>>29111514
>B) Tell them you'll explain back at the mountain top
>D) Tell the people to wait here.

>>29111514
>A) Tell them what's happening in detail
>C) Ask Leman to explain things to the people

>>29111514
>B

>>29111525
Yup, this is all a little bit odd. Seconding.

>>29111514
>A
Might as well just speak before the misunderstandings intensify.

>>29111517
>>29111525
>>29111531
You command the townspeople to remain here while you head back up the mountain. You bring Vicart and Leman back up the mountain. You are forced to move fairly slow, since Leman has to carry Vicart and isn't very adept at climbing. At the top, you invite Vicart and Leman into the temple.

A) Bring them to the garden
B) Bring them to the balcony
C) Bring them to the peach tree

>>29111636
>C
Let's discuss this over brunch.

>>29111636
>C) Bring them to the peach tree
Tell them everything.

>>29111636
>C) Bring them to the peach tree

>>29111641
>>29111650
>>29111658
You bring your guests to the Sacred Peach Tree, introducing them to Ai and your friends as you walk. Vicart greets her kindly, but Leman seems a bit disinterested. When you reach the peach tree, you tell them to sit anywhere and you'll pick some fruit to munch on while you talk. Leman's eyes go wide, and he staggers toward the tree, staring at the bright fruit.

"There's no way. There can't be a tree like this just sitting here." He whips around and looks at you. There seems to be something very passionate about his glare. "You've been eating these peaches since you got here?"

A) Yes
B) A little
C) Not really

>>29111759
>A) Yep, all these years.

yes, why? i'm going to assume it has something to do with divine stuff because you're all about that

>>29111759
>A

>>29111759
>A) Yes

>>29111759
A) yes

What wrong?

>>29111759
>A) Yes
...you're reminding me of how we met. You were acting crazy when we met. Stop it.

>>29111759
>a
Yeah, every day. Why do you ask? And what is with that look?

>>29111759
A.
All day every day for the last couple years. Its a major part of my diet.

>>29111776
>>29111800
>>29111801
You admit to eating the fruit, and Leman's jaw hangs loose. He scratches his head wildly, and you turn to Vicart who only shrugs. Leman walks over to the tree and picks one of the fruit, smelling it, pulling it open, then chucking it away. He walks back over to you and grabs your collar.

"This isn't normal fruit! This is Fruit of Eden! This is what the gods eat in myths! The Father of Light ate the Eden Orange which gave him dominion over the sun, and now you've eaten this! How could you do this!?"

You shrug your shoulders, explaining you didn't know anything about the fruit being abnormal. He explains that eating this fruit is said to give a person great powers, and enhance their physical abilities. You assure him that you don't feel much different than normal, and he seems to calm down slightly. He says that it may not be a big deal, so long as you didn't make a green elixir from it. In the legends, green elixir is considered the drink of gods, and grants immortality.

A) Say nothing
B) Assure him no such thing occurred
C) Be honest about the 3 bottles
D) Other

>>29112003
Hahahah whoops.

>>29112003
>A
.......well, fuck me...

>>29112003
... Welp. That explains being able to punch our face into a mountain.
A.

>>29112003
>C) Be honest about the 3 bottles
>D) "Look, I'll make up for it. I'll dedicate my life to serving the Father of Light and protecting the innocent, how about that?"

>>29112003
>A

>>29112003
"Huh, in that case, I guess I may have become a God then. I guess I owe the crow an apology."

>>29112003
>A) Say nothing
Whelp. We immortal. If he doesn't burn down this tree or something, let's let Ai have a few potions if she hasn't already. Immortal lovers.

>>29112064
Oh and
>C

>>29112003
We triple immortal?

>>29112003
Who is AI? I've missed out on 2 quests

>>29112003
C)

Well shit. Mountain god might not be off after all.

>>29112218
Ai is the Spider Girl Witch Waifu, who's now Ross' official waifu.

>>29112218
She's the girl with the spider who healed us up.

>>29112022
>>29112034
>>29112049
You hold your tongue, clearing your throat and attempt to change the subject. Leman seems suspicious, but he doesn't vocalize it. Despite your assurance, neither he nor Vicart are willing to eat the fruit. Instead, you fetch them some bread and cheese to eat while you talk. You ask them for help in defeating the Beast King, and explain the exact circumstances, including the beastmen and raids on the town. You also mention briefly that the people of the town seem to think you're a god, despite you not doing much of anything that could be considered very godlike. Vicart nods, and Leman seems troubled.

A) Tell him you have no desire to be any god
B) Tell him if you must be a god, you'll do your best to be a good one
C) Ask him about being a god
D) Other

>>29112218
The caretaker lady.

>>29112236
>A) Tell him you have no desire to be any god

>>29112236
>A) Tell him you have no desire to be any god

>>29112236
B) Tell him if you must be a god, you'll do your best to be a good one

Let be for real, being a god is kick ass. We don't know we are a god or not but if we are one, we do our best.

A+B

>>29112227
>>29112228
>>29112241
Thanks

>>29112279
I like what we have going on here, being an immortal monk with a sexy spider lady girlfriend and talking bird.
Being a god will be too annoying, having to deal with worshippers and enemy gods and giving people blessings and miracles

>>29112236
>D) Ask if there's any chance they could convince people we're not gods.
Because they have the curious ability to completely ignore us when we try.

>>29112299
I also like to think that Monk Ross is more reserved. He doesn't dream of grandeur, let-alone god status. He just wants to punch things. Hard.

>>29112299
We should tell him that, Ross only wants:
>to be here with his girlfirend
>to train and become a better martial artist
>to help those who can't defend themselves

And does not want:
>to be worshipped, at all.

>>29112236
>B

>>29112294
>>29112254
>>29112271
You assure Leman that you don't have any plans to be a god of anything, and even if you must, you'll do your best to be a respectable and kind god. He still seems unsure, but he at least puts on a relieved facade. The 6 of you eat and talk, getting to know one another before night falls. Eventually, Vicart asks if you've got anything to drink, to toast to your soon to begin adventure to the other side of the mountain.

A) Bring out the peach wine
B) Pop into town for an offering
C) Tell him it's better to stay sober tonight
D) Other

>>29112304
This. Perhaps he can bring some missionaries to convert these folks to the worship of a proper God.

>>29112370
D
Apologize and explain that you only have wine made from the peaches.

>>29112370
>C) Tell him it's better to stay sober tonight
but if he must drink
>D) Tell him he should buy some booze in the town (I said buy, not demand)

>>29112370
That peach wine might be blasphemous. Probably want to hold off until Leman isn't looking.
>C

>>29112381
Yeah this. Also if one of them goes into town they shouldn't be crowded to have offerings given to and stuff.

>>29112370
>A

>>29112311
Thing Monk Ross Wants To Do: First Edition
Punch Things.
Drink
Kick Things
Ai.
Headbutt Things
Drink.
Catch Fish With His Bare Bear Hands
Drink with Ai.
Eat peaches.
Learn Better Ways to Hit Things.
Free the World From the Tyranny of Shirts.
Master Hadouken.

>>29112370
>A) Bring out the peach wine
If Leman tries to destroy it... well, he obviously has no soul.
Suspicious Lemur Tests with Peaches

>>29112432
Yeah that list sounds about right.
Thing Monk Ross Wants To Not Do: First Edition
Worship People
Vicart
Have People Worship Him
Leman

>>29112381
>>29112393
>>29112398
You tell Vicart and Leman that it would be wiser to remain sober tonight, much to Vicart's disappointment. After a few more hours of talking, you all grow tired, and head off to bed. You tell Leman and Vicart to make themselves at home, and sleep in any cell they like. They nod and bid you good night. You turn to Ai, who hands you her paper roll. You open it, and discover another rather risque drawing of the two of you. Ai smiles coyly.

A) "Of course"
B) "Not tonight"

>>29112370
Tell them we only got peach wine.

If they want to drink, so be it.

>>29112479
>A) Of course, but we'll have to try and keep it quiet
No matter how pointless the effort may be.

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>>29112479
>A) "Of course"
Poor Vicart and Leman.

>>29112479
>A

>>29112502
This. Hopefully our antics don't irritate them too much.

>>29112479
>A) "Of course"
This is on The List. The List has spoken.
But let's try to keep it quiet. No more than 3.8 on the Richter scale.

>>29112479
>B) "Not tonight"
Not tonight. We have guests.

>>29112536
You know that lovin' with Monk Ross is good when you have to literally measure it on the Richter Scale.

>>29112479
A) of course

We never going to say no to having AI.

>>29112554
Leman: "I THINK IT'S AN EARTHQUAKE"
Vicart: "MAYBE THE MOUNTAIN WAS A DORMANT VOLCANO!"
Brid: "Nah it's just Ross and Ai"

>>29112502
>>29112508
>>29112530
The next morning you roll out of bed and slip your pants on. For once, Ai has slept longer than you. You leave the room and head to the kitchen to fill your belly. When you arrive, you find everyone already gathered. Vicart and Leman both stare into cups of black coffee, running their hands through their hair and drinking with shaky hands. The bird perches on the counter, staring at the stone floor. The spider stands proudly on top of a pile of rabbits. You pour a cup for yourself from the pot over the fire, and sit across from Leman and Vicart.

A) Ask them what's troubling them
B) Tell them about last night
C) Start making plans for the journey.
D) Stay silent

>>29112681
>A) Ask them what's troubling them

>>29112681
>A) Ask them what's troubling them
dat B) tho

>>29112681
B. In great detail.
Then A

>>29112681
>A) Ask them what's troubling them
Monk Ross is confused and worried by his friends poor spirits. They can't fight beastmen like this!
>E) Invigorate them with muscle pose!

>>29112681
>A

>>29112681
A and B

>>29112681
A!
Even though we already know whats wrong. What with our banging being enough to shake the fruits off the tree and disturb the animals around the mountain.

>>29112741
this

>>29112702
>>29112735
>>29112781
Leman and Vicart proceed to describe a series of intense earthquakes that shook the mountain for hours last night. They seemed to start slow at first, then ramped up gradually, and peaked with enough intensity for a few seconds, sending both of them out of their beds and spilling onto the floor. They tell you that this repeated at least 5 times before they finally settled, and after that, sleeping was nearly impossible. You laugh. When they ask what's so funny, you tell them flat out that what they felt was merely a result of your and Ai's nightly bonding. Vicart stands up and leaves the room in a huff, and Leman merely drops his head on the table. Soon, Ai enters and begins preparing the rabbits that the spider brought home for you. The four of you eat, and prepare to leave. The bird tells yo that there is a narrow pass that can take you down to the other side of the mountain much quicker than walking around, but he is unsure of it's safety.

A) Go the long way
B) Take the narrow path

>>29112909
>A) Go the long way
Unecessary risks are unecessary.

>>29112909
>A) Go the long way

>>29112909
>A) Go the long way
It is the journey that matters, not the destination.
Monk Ross has not forgotten his origins.

>>29112909
Just out of curiosity, have you been planning on setting details or are you doing improv?
Either way, good work mate.

>>29112931
>>29112947
>>29112953
You decide to take the long way around the base of the mountain, putting safety before speed. You head down the mountain together, pass by Ai's home, ignoring the worshipers, and head around the base of the mountain. It takes nearly 3 days to get completely around. The journey itself is quite dull, especially after Vicart and Leman beg that you and Ai abstain from bonding for the sake of their rest. This doesn't stop Ai from trying to initiate, but you do your best to hold out.

When you do reach the opposite side of the mountain, you find a large cavern at the base. When you inspect it, you realize that it is not natural, and must have been dug by something. There is no light within, and no sound. It travels deep under the mountain, and you think that this Beast King must be within. It is near noon now, and the group is a bit weary from the trip.

A) Enter now
B) Make camp and enter in the morning
C) Send the spider and bird to scout the cave while you rest

>>29113215
>B) Make camp and enter in the morning

>>29113215
>B) Make camp and enter in the morning

>>29113215
>B) Make camp and enter in the morning
We get ambushed in the night. Calling it now.

>>29113215
D Acquire a large boulder and plug the cave. Then do B.

WAIT
NEW IDEA
FUCK AI, COLLAPSE CAVE.

>>29113267
No. Never rely on 'rocks fall, bad guys die.'
They never stay dead.

>>29113215
Punch a cave into the mountain above the cave to sleep in.

>>29113308
You're right I guess. Deal with them personally and all that. But it was a fun idea.

>>29113340
Yeah... it was.
We can keep it as a fallback plan. Once we've confirmed they're in there.

>>29113243
>>29113252
>>29113258
The 6 of you make camp just outside the cavern. You lay out 3 bedrolls, have a meal of dried meat and peaches, and spend the night watching the cave in shifts. The order goes Leman, Vicart, You, then Ai. You settle into a bedroll with Ai, slipping your hand beneath her robe as you spoon.

Sleep is easy, until suddenly, at some point in the night, you are awakened by a loud screeching noise. You sit up straight, and look around. Leman and Vicart are up as well, and searching for the source of the noise, but Ai is still half-asleep in your arms. The screech echoes again, hurting your ears slightly.

A) Tell everyone to prepare for battle
B) Tell Ai to go back to sleep, as the three of you rise.
C) Tell Vicart and Leman to check it out
D) Other

>>29113530
>B) Tell Ai to go back to sleep, as the three of you rise.
Well fuck if that doesn't sound rapey.

>>29113530
>A) Tell everyone to prepare for battle
>D) "Ai, stay behind us, but be ready"

>>29113530
>A
To arms!!

>>29113577
>>29113530
Keep forgetting my name.

>>29113530
A, better safe than sorry.

>>29113577
Alright, gonna second this instead.

>>29113530
>A) Tell everyone to prepare for battle
Oh crap.
Batman.

>>29113580
>>29113593
>>29113623
The four of you stand and prepare for what may come. The screeching repeats, and you see something escape from the mouth of the cave. The mountain blocks the moonlight, and makes it terribly hard to see what the thing is. It dashes back and forth through the air, screeching at the group. Finally, Vicart is fed up with it, and waves his hand, sending out a wave of fire that illuminates the area. You spy a beastman, half bat by the look of him, zooming through the night sky. You shout to the others to watch out, but before you finish the sentence, the batman swoops down and snatches Vicart. They twist and dive through the air together, trailing fire as Vicart attempts to fight back.

A) Try to leap onto the batman as he nears
B) Tell Leman to try and stop them
C) Let Vicart handle it himself

>>29113838
>A) Try to leap onto the batman as he nears
Human Torch Immortal Drunk Martial Artist Monk Powers, Activate

>>29113838
>A) Try to leap onto the batman as he nears
Rocket Stone Monkey Leap Fire Palm!
...and much as I really hate to leave it there, my bed is calling. Night guys.

>>29113838
>A) Try to leap onto the batman as he nears

>>29113850
>>29113910
>>29113914
As the batman swoops down nearby, you leap after him, grabbing onto his leg. he pulls you up into the air, higher and higher, until Leman and Ai look like bugs below. At this point, you know you can still land safely, but Vicart might need help. You try to kick at the batman, but the speed at which you ascend makes it difficult. You have to resort to Burning Heart.

A) Free yourself, but not Vicart
B) Free the both of you
C) Free Vicart, but not yourself

>>29114074
>B) Free the both of you

>>29114074
>B) Free the both of you
Grab him mid air.

>>29114097
>>29114115
You grab hold of both of the batman's legs, and ignite your hands. The batman lets out a deafening screech, and release you and Vicart. As the two of you plummet to the ground, you angle yourself toward Vicart, and grab hold of him. You fall hundreds of feet, hitting the dirt and creating a small plume of dust upon impact. Vicart crawls off of you, and you stand up. The batman still flies overhead, screeching, as Leman calls him down.

The batman swoops, and lands before you. Unlike the previous beastmen you fought, he seems to be quite composed. He speaks, in a high pitched voice, "The Mountain God will not dethrone the Beast King! Face me alone!"

A) Accept
B) Fight him together
C) Fight him with Leman
D) Fight him with Vicart

>>29114323
>A) Accept
We can take batman 1v1

>>29114323
>A) Accept

>>29114336
>>29114431
You step forward, telling the others to stay back while you handle this battle. Leman and Vicart are reluctant to let you fight alone, but they seem to trust your judgment. You approach the batman, meeting his glare, feeling the tension crackling in the air around you. He takes a fighting stance.

A) Muscle Pose
B) Drunken Boxing
C) Defensive Stance
D) Attack

>>29114638
>B) Drunken Boxing
in
>C) Defensive Stance
Try to counter him.

>>29114638
A!

>>29114638
>B) Drunken Boxing
>>29114715
We need to conserve our weapon for when we need it - not at the start where it'll be wasted

>>29114731
Its a stunning attack. You're supposed to use those to open up a chance to hit with something stronger.

>>29114638
>a

>>29114666
>>29114731
You slip into your Drunken Boxing stance, stumbling and swaying about, in an attempt to confuse your opponent. The batman seems unphased, however. He lets out another loud screech, knocking you slightly off balance, and in an instant, he is upon you and chomps down on your neck with his sharp fangs, even penetrating your Stone Skin. You feel the blood draining from your body, and hear him laughing. You punch at him repeatedly, trying to get him off of you, but he only lets go once he's already taken a good bit of your life force. You feel woozy. The batman asks if you wish to give up and die here.

A) Call for help
B) Burning Heart
C) Other

>>29115081
>C) Rush him, when he comes to try and take another bite:
>B) Burning heart.
then
>C) Flaming Stone Fist to the sternum

>>29115081
Bear hug to burning heart.

>>29115123
Forgot my name.
Also, hopefully Ai has some peaches and medicine with her, for us to regain a bit of our energy.

>>29115123
Time to beat his ass! Seconding!

>>29115123
>>29115142
You stand tall, and wipe the blood from your neck. The batman smiles, showing bloody fangs. "I admire your bravery, man. You will die honorably!"

He screeches again, knocking you off balance and deafening you slightly, then charges in for another bite. When he latches on, you wrap your arms around him and squeeze as tight as you are able. He tries to wriggle and escape, but you hold tight, and ignite your whole body with Burning Heart. You feel him struggle to escape the intense flames, but in time, he gives up, and you release the power. The batman, now a charred husk, falls to the ground and smokes.

You wobble, feeling a numbness throughout your body. Ai comes to your side and helps you sit down. Vicart and Leman join you, asking if you need anything.

A) Tell them you just need some rest
B) Ask for a peach
C) Ask for something to eat
D) Other

>>29115309
>C) Ask for something to eat
>D) Ask to rest, and and for Ai to see if she has any potion or elixir to help us feel better.

>>29115309
>A) Tell them you just need some rest
>C) Ask for something to eat

>>29115350
>>29115378
Leman brings you some rations, which you gobble up greedily. It does help you feel better, but you think you'll need a few hours to recuperate fully. Ai helps you lay back down in the bedroll, pressing her bare chest against yours to keep you warm for the night. Vicart and Leman tell you to relax, while they keep watch for the remainder of the night, and Ai seems to agree with them.

A) Let yourself sleep
B) Rest, but try to keep your senses about you

>>29115491
>B) Rest, but try to keep your senses about you
A monk is always aware of his surroundings.
He should be able to rest without becoming totally oblivious to any strange noises and such.

>>29115491
>A) Let yourself sleep

>>29115491
>B
We are in hostile t territory with our lover. We should keep our wits in case she is threatened.

>>29115515
In the morning you wake to the sounds of birds. Ai is still on top of you, but she appears to be awake, and only holding still for the sake of your comfort. You see Leman and Vicart off near the fire, making up what you presume to be a pot of coffee. You ask Ai to let you up, and she does, retying her robes as she does so. You feel a bit light headed as you rise out of bed. Ai gives you a bottle of red stuff to drink, which makes you feel a bit more stable on your feet, but does not alleviate the slight numbness in your body. After coffee, your group decides it's time to tackle the cavern full force. You tell Ai to stay in the back of the group for her own safety and peace of mind, but you must decide who leads the way into the cavern.

A) Lead the way, slowly
B) Have Vicart lead the way, using fire to light the tunnel
C) Have Leman lead the way, using his Symbol's light

>>29115696
>C)
Tank leads the way
Caster in the middle
Ross needs to stay back, to cover the rear. Also to keep an eye on Ai.

>>29115751
Yup, this formation.

>>29115696
C. Leman is our tank. He can't swing his sword in the middle of our group, while Vicart can shoot fire past him and we can jump over him if we need to.

>>29115696
>c
We had ought to take the back in case we are ambushed.

>>29115751
>>29115774
>>29115804
You march into the darkness, with Leman leading the way. The tunnels are narrow and pitch black, and smell faintly of raw meat. Ai clings to your back as you go, slowing you down slightly, but you permit it so long as it keeps her calm. Besides, you feel better having her touch you in the dark, so she can't get separated somehow. Further and deeper you go, making several tight turns in the dark, and heading down several inclines. It's safe to assume that the end of this tunnel will be deep below the ground.

Suddenly, you feel the earth beneath your feet shift, and then crumble. You fall down into a deep pit, grabbing Ai as you go, and landing on soft, muddy ground. Vicart and Leman appear to be doing well, too. You look around, and Vicart lights the room with his fire. It appears to be a large, almost circular chamber made of earth. You hear rumbling, and from the ground burst forth two beast men. They resemble odd beetles, and move together in unison.

"Filthy humans! You defile the mountain of the Beast King! Your foolish challenge will end here, when we pour your entrails before him!"

You don't think this fight can be avoided, and yet you must leave someone to defend Ai in the dark.

A) Fight together with Leman
B) Ask Leman and Vicart to handle this fight
C) Fight together with Vicart

>>29116087
>C) Fight together with Vicart
C'mon - side by side with our old bro lets go
besides im sure as a paladin Leman's all for protecting the girl n shit

>>29116087
B

>>29116087
>A
Need to give our paladin a chance to dance

>>29116087
>C)
Leman is good at protecting people, he's a tank.
Ai will be safe and sound with him while we kick ass.

>>29116087
A. Vacart can take pot shots at them from a distance.

>>29116164
>>29116204
You and Vicart step up. You remove your shirt, and Vicart rolls up his sleeves. The mud is difficult to move through, but not so much that you think it will be impossible to win the fight. The beetles look at each other and nod. Together, they leap up into the air, performing a spin at the height of the jump, and coming back down in a dramatic pose. They flex their armored muscles and taunt you, daring you to attack.

A) Attack
B) Defend
C) Muscle Pose

>>29116353
>B) Defend
They are beetles, their forté is defense. Make them come at us, once they do we can use our countering moves.

>>29116353
Its a boss fight! Muscle pose!

>>29116353
>C) Muscle Pose
HAH
YOU THINK THAT'S A MUSCLE POSE?
CUTE

>>29116353
>c
We need to try this. It may intimidate them and help take So'mind off of things

>>29116353
>C

>>29116382
>>29116408
>>29116417
You and Vicart also nod to each other, communicating your next few actions without so much as a word. You dash backward into one another, pressing your back together, and a pillar of flame rises around you. You sidestep and spin, emerging from the flames opposite Vicart. During his spin, the upper half of his robes burns away, revealing his surprisingly toned upper body. The pillar of flames burns out, and the two of you strike fabulous poses, mirroring one another and flexing as hard as you can. The sweat caused by the heat of Vicart's spell ads to the effect, and you both glisten in the light of Leman's Holy Symbol.

The beetlemen are taken aback, and now you know that you have them on the ropes. They dive beneath the ground, and begin burrowing toward you, one heading for each you and Vicart. The one attacking you tries to get beneath your feet.

A) Roll
B) Jump, and come down with Burning Heart
C) Back somersault

>>29116622
>B) Jump, and come down with Burning Heart

>>29116622
>B) Jump, and come down with Burning Heart

>>29116622
>B) Jump, and come down with Burning Heart

>>29116672
>>29116686
As the beetleman rises up from the damp earth, you use his horn, peaking out from the floor, as a platform to launch yourself up. You rise, twist in the air, and then come back down with full force and Burning Heart. The beetleman continues to rise up, and the two of you meet in mid air. Your fist hits his horn, causing a burst of flame which cancels the momentum of both of your attacks, and sends you in separate directions. You land in the mud, as does he. To your right, Vicart fires a jet of flame to try and his his own opponent, but misses as he dives beneath the ground. You turn back to your own enemy, and the two of you stare each other down,. The beetleman seems unwilling to make the next move, and so you oblige him by charging. You begin assaulting him with a barrage of quick strikes, accented by Burning Heart, but he blocks them with his armored forearms. When you throw a punch aimed at his stomach, he puffs out his gut and sends the blow aside. You are unprepared for this, and receive his grand horn to the abdomen. he scoops you up off of the floor, and flings you over his back. You land on your back, in the mud. You get up quickly, and prepare for his next move, and see him charging you with his horn.

A) Roll to one side
B) Drunken Boxing
C) Try to catch his horn

>>29117014
>A) Roll to one side
And when he's at our side.
>C) Try to catch his horn

>>29117104
Yeah, this. Almost bullfighting style.

>>29116622
Does burning heart make your pee burning?
we could totaly use that as a flametrower.
+ we have iron bladder

>>29117233
If that's the case, Monk Ross should see a doctor.

>>29117787
>>29117233
I doubt Ai had any... she wouldn't... no.

Also, Skullguy, you said you missed a few threads, right? You can read 'em up at suptg you know.

>>29117897
I'm gonna read them as soon as I have the chance

>>29117932
dont die on me thread

AH! Suddenly everyone needs me to pick them up from the side of the highway! But I'm back! Let's do this shit!

>>29118856
Yoo, I archived just in case. So now it's just updating that's necessary.

>>29117104
>>29117148
Ross rolls to one side as the beetleman charges, and snatches his horn as he passes by. You pull him in circles around yourself, using his own momentum to disorient him. Finally, you turn the motion into one resembling a hammer throw, swinging him around and around, then pulling him into you, and rising up into the air. You leap nearly 20 feet up, almost hitting the roof of the chamber, and draw the beetleman tight into you, while flipping him upside down. The momentum remaining from the swing accelerates your spin, and you ignite your body again. You come down hard, driving the beetleman into the floor with a huge burst of flames. You backhand spring out of the resulting pyre, only to see the beetleman to emerges. His shell cracks and falls to pieces around him, but he is still ready to fight.

A) Grapple
B) Taunt him
C) Tackle

>>29118987
>B) Taunt him
He' has no protection now, when he comes we finish him.

>>29118987
>>29119121

Sorry for taking a bit to choose, I was dealing with a sticky situation.

>>29118987
C. Let's play this safe.

>>29118987
B) Taunt
We are ready to attack him back, right?

>>29119121
You plant your feet and wipe the mud from your face. Keeping eye contact with the smouldering beetleman, you raise your hand parallel to the ground, palm up, and motion for him to come at you again. He dives beneath the muddy floor, hoping to avoid a repeat of your last attack. This time however, you're prepared for his underground assault, and sidestep the hit. As he shoots out of the ground, you wrap your arms around him, and once again use his own momentum to carry out your maneuver, flipping him into a perfect suplex, and driving his horn into the floor. He flops over, struggling to free himself, and you look to see Vicart doing equally well with his opponent.

The beetleman fighting Vicart attempts bold charge after charge, but the ones from above ground are met with a jet of intense flames, and the ones from below ignite a circle Vicart seems to be able to draw with his foot. As the beetleman comes up beneath Vicart, he is hit with a powerful explosion, which does nothing to Vicart but send him up in the air and away.

You get in front of your beetleman, and squat down. You proceed to deliver a fast barrage of punches, lit with Burning Heart, that crack his stomach plating until you reach his gooey innards.

Vicart grabs a hold of his beetleman as he attempts a charge, and redirects the momentum from his attack, spinning around and loosing him in your direction. He flies at you at top speed, and you flip his partner back over, allowing the thrown beetle's horn to pierce and ravage the stomach of his own comrade. With one dead, you and Vicart team up to finish the other. Vicart pulls him out of his friend, and loops his arms under and around the beetleman's neck.

A) Flaming kick
B) Decapitation
C) Ora Ora

>>29119559
> A.

>>29119559
>C) Ora Ora

>>29119559
>A) Flaming kick

>>29119559
>A

>>29119559
>C) Ora Ora

>>29119699
You get a running start, getting as fast as you can with the muddy floor, before leaping into the air a few feet away from the beetleman. You change your forward energy and turn it sideways with a grand kick. Burning Heart turns the beetleman's face into an explosion of carapace and bug brains. You land, and Vicart drops the remains. The two of you clasp hands. Ai and Leman come running toward you. Leman tries to shake your hand, but Ai shoves him out of the way, squeezing you tight and kissing you deeply. The force with which she hits you sends you to the ground, and you hug her back. Leman and Vicart press on, leaving the two of you to your own devices as they search for an exit. When you get back up and go to follow them, Ai places your hand on her chest, communicating without words what your reward for this quest will be.

After a few minutes of searching, you deduce that the only way out is to go back up the way you came. You are stumped on figuring out how to get back, however.

A) Try tossing everyone up
B) Try digging
C) Try something that you hope doesn't work

>>29119958
Punch a staircase into the cliffside

>>29119958
>C) Try something that you hope doesn't work

>>29119958
> C.

>>29119958
>C) Try something that you hope doesn't work

>>29119970
>>29119993
You aren't entirely sure how this works. You'd think you just had to imagine the outcome for it to happen. But it's not as though you've ever done something like this on purpose. You plant your feet, for confidence and try your hardest to get it to work. Sure enough, the walls of the cavern shift, and open a rough staircase up to the tunnel at the top of the chamber. The rest of the party is understandably shocked. You motion for them to go ahead, hoping to stay behind long enough to stop feeling so embarrassed by what you just resorted to. Vicart passes by, patting you on the shoulder. Leman gives you a hard punch in the arm. Ai slaps your bottom. You make your way up the rough stairs last, and follow the others. After a while, you come to a fork, that turns into two more tunnels that go down. Leman asks how you want to proceed.

A) Everyone head right
B) Everyone head left
C) Split up

>>29120136

Flip a coin, heads right, tails left.

>>29120136
> B. Left is always right

>>29120136
>A) Everyone head right

Rolled 1

>>29120152
ok, lets do this, left is 1 right is 2

>>29120185
>>29120152
You all turn left, following the tunnel for as far as it will take you. The walk is long and quiet. Eventually, after what seems like ages, the group stops. You look over the heads of the others, and see that you have come to a large room. You shuffle in, and find yourselves on a balcony. Beneath you is a large pit of smooth stone floor, studded with jagged rocks. They seem to be arranged in random fashion, but were clearly themselves carved. You look to the other side of the drop, and see another doorway. From it, something emerges.

It is tall, broad, and hairy. A beastman, nearly 8 feet tall and covered in black stripes. By the light of Leman's Holy Symbol, you recognize it to be a tiger. It steps up to the edge of the balcony, and places its paw-hands on the rail.

"So you've come Mountain God. I was worried my men would have killed you before I got the chance. I am Shao, the Beast King. This mountain and the valleys around it are mine by right of conquest. Do you seek to challenge me for control?"

A) Yes
B) Assure him you only wish to kill him for the good of the people, and your own fortune
C) Tell him to cease the dramatics and fight
D) Tell him you are the true Mountain God, and his stench will no longer be tolerated on your land
E) Other

>>29120522
>C) Tell him to cease the dramatics and fight

Rolled 2

>>29120522
>C) Tell him to cease the dramatics and fight
>D) Tell him you are the true Mountain God, and his stench will no longer be tolerated on your land
>E) Tell the men to stay back

>>29120522
> B. Assuming it's "not for your own fortune."

Rolled 3

>>29120588
Let not say we are the true mountain god.

Seriously, read the last updates.

>>29120522
>C) Tell him to cease the dramatics and fight

>>29120522
B, but leave out the bit about our own fortune.

>>29120588
We spent a lot of time denying godhood, ross doesn't want it. Plus leman is here and he wouldn't lioe if he claimed to be a god.

>>29120522
>A
>C
>B

Rolled 12

>>29120653
We don't think we are a god.

If immortality is available, then sure we take it.


Mountain God however is another power level far beyond ours.

>>29120764
Considerong donnel killed a god I am going to say gods aren't hat powerful in this setting. Regardlews, I didn't say ross is a god, I just stated he doesn't wanr people to hink of him like that, he's nor imteested in all the worshipping and talks of godjood.

>>29120853
Holy crap, it's hard to write in this phone.

>>29120614
>>29120538
>>29120588
You leap over the railing on the balcony, telling Vicart and Leman to stay behind and take care of Ai. The Beast King does the same, hitting the ground with a great thud. You can hear his low purr from across the room. The two of you approach each other slowly. You scan him for any potential vital points, but the only thing you can think to use against him is his tail, which whips back and forth behind him. His muscles, resembling that of a man, are huge and thick, and yet he retains the feline grace of a tiger. His hands and feet house claws that look lethal at even a glance, and his fangs, showing when he licks his massive jowls, look just as dangerous. The two of you stop just ten feet from each other, and glare.

"Are you sure you won't have your vassals and mate join you, Mountain God? They will die anyway, but at least if you fight together they won't have to watch me eat your heart from your warm corpse."

A) "Shut up."
B) "I'm going to make you into a blanket, and take my woman on top of you."
C) "You brought this on yourself."
D) Say nothing
E) Other

>>29120916
> E. "This will be fun"

>>29120916
>B) "I'm going to make you into a blanket, and take my woman on top of you."

>>29120916
>B

>>29120916
>B) "I'm going to make you into a blanket, and take my woman on top of you."
Haha, this!

+ we are totaly not the mountain god

>>29120952
>>29121174
>>29121144
Saiyan CYOA Feelings. With that opening line I expect an old fashioned gruesome finisher move.

>>29120916

B

>>29120952
>>29121144
>>29121174
The Beast King frowns upon hearing your jape. He slides his left leg back behind him, and assumes a fighting stance. You do the same. The two of you stare each other down for a few moments, trying to find the other's weakness or tell. You have no such luck, but something brings a wry smile across his lips. He roars, and runs at you. You do the same, meeting him halfway between your starting positions and colliding with an enormous impact. You begin to throw quick, probing jabs, looking for a blind spot in his defense. He takes most of the hits without even trying to block, with the exception of those aimed at his head, which he blocks with his beefy arms. He swings at your face with his claws, and you duck beneath them. The two of you bob and weave around each other's attacks. You try everything to throw him off balance, but he is unlike anyone you've fought before. Suddenly he drives a massive palm into your stomach, sending you sliding back a good number of feet, and leaving four bloody cuts in your skin. You come to stop and recompose yourself, just as he is barreling toward you, ready to swing his massive arm at you.

A) Duck
B) Parry with Stone Skin
C) Reversal

>>29121361
>C
The vibe I'm getting from him is very strong but with average skills.

>>29121361
> C. Reversal. Hoping for a throw.

>>29121361

C, Reversal

>>29121361
...Hey guys. I'm getting a vibe that he recognizes our stance. Are these dudes the former monks of the temple we live in?

>>29121585
The bird said he learned to talk from eating the fruits of the tree... oh.

>>29121417
>>29121433
>>29121442
You catch his arm, using all your strength to stop it, and turn around, attempting to throw the Beast King over you. He sails through the air, twisting and landing delicately on his feet. He cracks his neck and chuckles. Then, he rushes at you again, swiping with his sharp claws. You can hear them cutting the air as they just miss your ears. You are put on your backfoot, and forced to dodge, unable to find a time to strike back. Suddenly, he drives another palm into your stomach, and sends you back. This would be nothing too big, but you were distracted enough by his assault to forget your surroundings, and hit one of the jagged pillars of rock. It cuts into your bare back, and you cry out in pain. The Beast King pounces, hoping to finish you, but you manage to dodge to the side in time. Your back stings with pain as you straighten yourself out, and the Beast King approaches, striding confidently toward you. He pounces again, grabbing for you with his giant claws.

A) Slid beneath him
B) Backstep
C) Headbutt
D) Grapple

>>29121944
>A
Listening to this while I read, It's fucking AWESOME! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gTsEEgwNeA&list=PL8AC41FA3A5417D42

>>29121944
>A
With a heaping helping of flaming kick to the stomach.

>>29121944
Use anti-grapple tecnuiqe , and then
>C) Headbutt

>>29121944
> A. Slid for glory, and dickpunch.

>>29121944
>>29121976
>>29122035
>>29122020
I'm leaving, see you all, mr. Rags, skull, mangaloid. The thread is already on suptg, so it will need to be updated by one of y'all.


I'm leaving, see ya

>>29122224
Cya ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º)

>>29122224
Goodbye!

>>29121976
>>29122020
>>29122065
You powerslide beneath the Beast King, driving your fist into his stomach as you pass. Unfortunately, you aren't sure how much damage this actually does to him, as when you get up, you only have time to watch as he delivers a mule kick into your chest. Again, you fly backward, hitting one of the stone pillars and bouncing off to the side. You try to find your feet, but the Beast King wastes no time, grabbing hold of your ankle and swinging you around in a grand circle, then releasing you to watch you fly a few feet and hit the ground rolling. You get back up, and he is again upon you. The speed at which he closes the distance between the two of you more than makes up for his slower attacks, as he rakes his claws across your chest, leaving a series of shallow red X's on your person. Once again, your Stone Skin has saved you from certain death. He ceases his assault, and hops backward. He yawns, showing his long catlike tongue, and motions for you to come at him.

"I'll allow you a free blow, Mountain God, since it's clear this fight won't be interesting otherwise."

A) Charge him
B) Stand your ground
C) Tell him to come at you

>>29122316
>C
Oh really? then maybe you'd like to know I'm holding back....
Basically fake it until you make it.

>>29122316
>C) Come at me bro.
Whip out the D
Burning heart activate
Secret tecnuiqe unlocked: Golden shower

>>29122316

light our body aflame and motion him to come at us bro

>>29122530

best option so far

>>29122389
>>29122397
He pounces again, and you slip into Drunken Boxing. You sidestep his pounce, and dodge the following barrage of swipes and palms. Though you are managing to avoid further accrual of damage, you cannot find an opening to attack easily, and you can feel yourself losing blood at a problematic rate. You think you may have to sacrifice some more to hit back, though.

A) Keep dodging
B) Take a hit, give a hit

>>29122710
>A

>>29122710
>B) Take a hit, give a hit
All out for his face, the weak point.

>>29122710
B

we should try to light our body on fire and go for the grapple.

>>29122710

could we use our own fire to cauterize our wound?

>>29122818
>>29122961
You hold still, allowing him to slam his paw into your ribs, but giving yourself the chance to hit back. You put all your power into a single blow, and deliver a flaming right hook across his smug face. The flames burst out on impact, and the Beast King is sent tumbling. he right himself, but you see that your hit did significant damage. The skin on the left side of his face is blackened, and his left eye is seared shut. He stands up, and you motion at him to come back for more. He rears back and lets out a mighty roar that shakes the cavern, sending small rocks down from the ceiling above.

A) Tackle him while he's distracted
B) Prepare for his next move
C) Shake, Rattle and Roll

>>29123078
>C
Tire him out!

>>29123078
>D) Rattle the fuck out of that cave yourself, and then
>A) Tackle him while he's distracted

>>29123132

seconding

>>29123078
C

Grab and burn him.

>>29123132
>>29123194
You once again try to call on your supposed godly powers. All around you, the cavern shakes with intense force. The Beast King himself seems surprised at your power. Despite the amount of movement, you are completely stable on your feet. Your friends, excluding Ai, are not so lucky. They are forced to hit the dirt and cover themselves, lest they be struck by falling debris. You think for a moment, then try something else. The cave ceases shaking. You now focus your mind on the ground beneath your feet, and the Beast King's. You are able to slide the both of you around the cave floor, shifting the earth beneath your feet, but not fast or wildly enough to throw him off balance. When he gets the hang of riding the moving earth, he pounces at you again.

A) Dodge
B) Counter
C) Rock Pillar

>>29123257
>C) Rock Pillar
Oh, what is this?
This sounds awesome

>>29123257
>C) Rock Pillar
We Earthbender now.

>>29123257
C

BUT WITH FIRE

ERUPTION

>>29123257
C) Rock Pillar

>>29123257
>C

>>29123257
>C) Rock pillar
Face meets rock at high velocity.

>>29123281
>>29123320
>>29123375
As the Beast King flies toward you, you stomp your foot on the ground hard, causing a pillar of sheer rock to emerge from the floor, hitting him in the jaw and stopping his movement. HE stumbles backward, rubbing his now fractured jaw, and growls at you. Through cracked teeth and bloody spit, he speaks "So this is your true power, is it Mountain God? I see that my instincts and hubris have left me vulnerable to your methods. But no more! I will show you the true might of the King of all Beasts!"

He sets down on all fours, and roars, shaking the room again. You see the muscles in his back begin to shift and expand. His joints twist in sick ways. His bones stretch unnaturally. The room shakes more violently, and he begins to grow. You tell the others to get away, and they run out of the room as the Beast King doubles, then triples in size. Soon he is large enough to swallow you in a single bite, but still he keeps growing. He becomes large enough to touch the ceiling if he stands, and still he grows. He only seems to slow when his size fills the width of the room, cutting off your access to the balcony you entered from. He roars, sending hot breath and saliva at you.

"FIGHT ME NOW, MOUNTAIN GOD!"

A) Fight
B) Run

>>29123481
>A
Send like, a fucking barrage of boulders at him.

>>29123481
>A) Fight
What is the courage of man, when it can be bested by gods?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XYKUeZQbMF0
Chaaarge

>>29123481
>A) Fight

and By fighting, I mean make the roof fall on him and end him. If it doesn't, we can just Falcon Punch Him in the head while he holding up the room.

>>29123481
>A) Fight
We will Fight, to the last drop of blood, the last broken bone, the last breath. We Will Fight.

>>29123511
>>29123513
>>29123569
You attempt to shake the room again, but even the weight of the mountain seems unable to break the back of this monster. You leap high into the air, avoiding his massive paw as it comes down. You are forced to leap, bounce and dash around the length of the room, simply in order to survive. At one point, you get close enough to land a blow on his nose, but even your most brutal strike merely singes his fur now. When you touch ground again, you are force backward, slamming yourself into the wall just to dodge his claws. The shock from this hit is enough to send a wave of pain through your body, and you cough up a large quantity of blood. Your lungs must be punctured, as your breathing is heavy now. The Beast King approaches you, laughing, sending waves of hot, meat smelling breath at you. You call forth the rock, to lift yourself up, in hopes that the balcony that he entered from might lead to somewhere safe. However, as you rise into the air, you are grabbed in one if his giant paws. You struggle to break free, but his strength is too much. You pound at him with fists of fire, but he does not seem to feel any pain. He dangles you over his open maw, and you can see eternal blackness below you, calling for your very soul.

"THIS LAND IS MINE, MOUNTAIN GOD, AND ONCE YOU ARE TUCKED AWAY IN MY BELLY, I WILL START MY CONQUEST OF YOUR DOMAIN BY SLAYING YOUR MATE AND MAKING HER AN EXAMPLE OF THOSE WHO DEFY THE BEAST KING!"

He releases you, and you fall.

>>29123709
BURN HIS INSIDES, BURN AS IF YOU WERE THE SUN, AS IF YOU WERE THE COUNTLESS STARS IN THE NIGHT.

BURN!!!

>>29123709
Soooo that's it for tonight. Yup, I'm ending it like that, because I am taking my daughter to Disneyland in the morning, and I need sleep. The bad news for you all is that there will be no thread tomorrow as a result. But, on Sunday I will be back first thing in the morning, because I love you all and you all make my life better.

I really hope you aren't upset by this. If it could be moved, I'd move it, but things are already set up. I'm sorry. Please forgive me selfishness.

>>29123745
No problem Rags. I hope she has fun! And I still have Saiyan CYOA to comfort me.

>>29123745
OP!!!!!!

I'm find with that but seriously, blueballing us like that?

>>29123745
Its okay man, remember to archive this thread

>>29123786
How exactly do you update them?

>>29123745
>/tg/'s hero by night
>daughter's hero by day
Shine on, you A+ individual.

>>29124241
That's our Rags for you.

>>29123745
...we fought two Kamen Rider beetles, and challenged The Beast King.
Who's a tiger man.
And I missed it.
...
T_T
...my need for sleep has betrayed me once again.

>>29126272
Don't worry, I did too and for the exact same reason.