>What is this?Saiyan Story is a series of Choose Your Own Adventure threads in which you play the part of a Saiyan warrior. Decisions are made by vote, with the first option to earn at least three votes being the winner (with some exceptions)>StatsHealth: ExcellentKi: 100%Power Level: 2,800,000>RecapAfter training intensely with Fita inside the hyperbolic time chamber, you emerged far stronger than ever before. Salta and Spina entered the chamber as you and Fita prepared to battle the saiyans approaching Earth. When they arrived, you encountered dozens of saibamen before meeting any of the saiyans themselves. The other saiyan warriors did not listen to your offers of peace, and instead attempted to kill you. They were powerful, but your training paid off, and you managed to slay them all. After destroying the bodies, you and Fita decided to find their ship, and deliver it to Doctor Briefs for study
Side by side, you and Fita fly to Kami's lookout. The two of you agreed that Kami would be the most able to help you in locating whatever ship the Saiyans travelled to Earth in, since he likely sensed where they first showed up on Earth. Landing on the lookout, you find Kami already waiting for you, a smile on his face."Well done" he tells the two of you. >a. Say something>B. Do something
>>29094085say thanks, wish I could have not killed them but had to do it to protect earth, and thanks for the time chamber, then ask if he can help find their ship
>>29094085Hey SOM, hope you had a Merry Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanza/Winter Solstice!>AThank you Kami, It was easier than I was expecting.
>>29094166Thank you Anime, same to you!
>>29094124>>29094166"Thanks Kami" you tell him, "It was actually easier than I had expected. I wish I hadn't had to kill them, but it was necessary to protect Earth.""You did the right thing" Fita reassures you."Thanks for letting us use the time chamber" you say to Kami. "But, if I could ask you for one more favor, I'd like to know where they first appeared on Earth."Kami nods and directs you to an area not far from where North city once stood."By the way, how much longer do Salta and Spina have in the chamber?" Fita asks."About Twelve hours" Kami replies.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Go to the location Kami told you
>>29094271>>A. "Alright, well, we'll be off.>>C. Go to the location Kami told you
>>29094284>>29094297The two of you take off from the lookout, leaving Kami behind as you race towards the location he described. You fly over the smoking crater that was once North city, and recall the manhunt for Gero that lead to this destruction. You can feel Fita's power level briefly flare, clearly angry herself at what happened. Soon, you come across a large, dome shaped craft flying high above a valley a few miles North of the crater.>a. Say something>B. Do something
>>29094352>BEnter and see if there is anything interesting inside
>>29094371This, I guess.
>>29094371>>29094467The two of you decide to enter the ship. It is rather large for a craft that was carrying only three people, though you soon see why they needed the extra space. Three saiyan space pods sit in a large room, ready to be deployed. Searching through the ship further, you find three separate bedrooms, a working central computer, a restroom, stocked kitchen, and living room.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29094564>BCheck all the files on the computer, and then play some Space Minesweeper.
>>29094564"Just like home... I wonder what weapons this bad boys got."
>>29094586>>29094587"Just like home" you comment. "I wonder what sort of weapons this bad boy has.""Only one way to find out" Fita comments.The two of you head for the main computer. You take a seat in front of it, and hit a key to get it to start up. A computerized voice speaks."Authorization check initiated" it says, and a tiny appendage emerges from a hatch just below the monitor. A green light shoots from it, running over you before the appendage retracts back into the computer."Saiyan identity confirmed. Welcome" It says.>A. Check basic diagnostics and weapons capabilities>B. Explore files to see what the saiyans were up to>C. Exit>D. Something else
>>29094688You first enter the commands for a basic system overview and diagnostic. The computer reports that all systems are working at optimal capacity. Going over a list of systems, you see that beyond the conventional systems you have come to expect from pretty much all spacecrafts, there is also a system in place to increase the gravity to that of Planet Vegeta's, as opposed to the normal gravity settings on ships, with gravity more or less equal to that of Earth. You also notice that the ship is equipped with a cannon designed to disable the engines of other ships, leaving them floating helplessly in space, a feature likely used for piracy. Reading further, you confirm that the room the pods are in is a hanger. Closing the systems and diagnostics listings, you explore the personal files the saiyans left behind. Scrolling through, you see a folder titled "Inventory", one titled "Project Millennium", another titled "Operation: Vegeta", and one titled "Project Rebirth".>A. Inventory>B. Project Millennium>C. Operation: Vegeta>D. Project Rebirth>E. Something else>F. Exit
>>29094906>C Operation: Vegeta
>>29094999>>29095019You open the file on Operation: Vegeta. The file explains that the saiyans who owned the ship intercepted transmissions which revealed prince Vegeta had survived the destruction of the saiyan homeworld. Furthermore, the file details the location of Frieza's capital world, the most likely place to find Prince Vegeta. The file outlines the plan of storming Frieza's palace in order to rescue the prince, preferably killing Frieza in the process. At the end, it cautions that Operation: Vegeta should not be attempted until Project Millennium has been completed.>A. Inventory>B. Project Millennium>C. Project Rebirth>D. Something else>E. Exit
>>29095069>Project Millennium>inb4 shouldn't be attempted until project rebirth has been completed
>>29095069>B Project Millennium
>>29095085>>29095087>>29095092You close the file on Operation: Vegeta and open the file on Project Millennium. Project Millennium begins by recounting some old story."According to legend, once every thousand years, a Super Saiyan is born" it explains. "A Super Saiyan is a warrior without equal, able to destroy any who rise against him or her. Project Millennium exists with the goal of creating one or more Super Saiyans."The file goes on to explain how the saiyans from this ship had been seeking out the strongest foes they could and facing them in battle with the aim of increasing their own power. It also states that while the primary goal is to create Super Saiyans, the secondary goal is to create warriors capable of killing Frieza. The file contains conflicting reports as to the power level Frieza possesses, some saying as low as two hundred thousand, some saying as high as one million. The most commonly cited number seems to be approximately 530,000. For this reason, the saiyans decided they were powerful enough to kill Frieza, and declared the secondary objective of the project complete. Because of this, they believed themselves capable of accomplishing Operation: Vegeta. However, they decided to put the operation on hold until Project Rebirth was complete, just in case something went wrong.>A. Inventory>B. Project Rebirth>C. Something else>D. Exit
>>29095202You fucker.. Lets check the last one just for Frank to have knowledge>Project Rebirth
>>29095202>B Project RebirthI'm gonna go run some errands, try not to kill frank while I'm gone
>>29095225>>29095226>>29095256You open the file on Project Rebirth. The goal of the project is apparently to rebuild the saiyan civilization. To that end, the first step of the project is to find a suitable planet as a capital. According to the report, many of the candidate planets were either destroyed or badly damaged by the alien tyrant known as "The Master", delaying the project for some time. Several other planets were either too primitive or too low on resources to be suitable. The project specifies that an ideal planet would be one with a technologically advanced civilization to subjugate, as this course of action will take far less time than building an empire from scratch. This creates a problem of finding such a planet that is not within the sphere of influence of the Planet Trade Organization. Once a planet is found, the next step is to seek out any other surviving saiyans and gather them in order to create a breeding population and rebuild saiyan society. Included in the report is a small list of planets believed to have saiyan survivors. These planets were to be searched upon conquering a planet to use as the new capitol.>A. Inventory>B. Something else>C. Exit
>>29095354A)Then play some games
>>29095388Our Charisma stat was too low
>>29095388Because the guys who were on at the time did not know shit about diplomacy or the fact that Saiyans despise weakness and being told what to do.
>>29095388>>29095398>>29095413>>29095440You decide to open the inventory file. While detailing basic things like food supply and extra fuel, one thing catches your eye. There are apparently a dozen spare scouters on the ship. Even more interesting, they are listed as "advanced scouters".>A. Go search the ship for them>B. See if the computer contains any files on the advanced scouters>C. Search for some other file>D. Something else
>>29095388Lawful good paladin persuasion towards Saiyans was a retarded idea. You got to be chaotic neutral or good when dealing with them. Make them understand that not slapping your dick on the table is not always the best way to get what you want.
>>29095620You search through the files, soon finding one on the advanced scouters. These scouters were created as upgraded versions of the standard scouters used by most saiyans and PTO warriors. They can read higher power levels than the average scouter, and will not self destruct when faced with a power level too high to measure. Instead, it will simply list it as a power too high to read. Apparently, even more advanced scouters are under development by a scientist named Vada on the planet Melpo. Fita actually gasps upon reading this particular part.>A. Go search the ships for the scouters>B. Search for some other file>C. Something else
>>29095761C: "What's wrong Fita?"
>>29095798"Fita, what's wrong?" you ask."Well" she sighs. "Vada is the name of my father, and Melpo is the planet where I grew up" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Go find scouters>D. Something else
>>29095968>A. Well, I'm sure he'll be fine. These saiyans did try to think forward after all...
>>29095968ask if she wants us to do anything for him. we could swing by and make sure he's okay
>>29096015>>29096165"I'm sure he'll be fine" you reassure her. "These saiyans were thinking forward after all, I doubt that killing him would help their plans.""I know he's fine" she tells you. "I'm just surprised he would work with those kinds of people.""Well, do you want us to do anything for him?" you ask. "We could try stopping by and checking on him."She says nothing for a moment, the look on her face telling you she is very tempted to do exactly that. However, she shakes her head."No, not yet anyway" she tells you. "Let's wait for Salta and Spin to finish training, then we can decide what to do.">A. Search for scouters>B. Search for more files>C. Something else
>>29096240"man we have a lot of planning to do..."then say i love you and reassure her
>>29096240>B. Search for more files
>>29096304>>29096484>>29096485>>29096488Deadlock, also, what sort of files are you looking for?
>>29096516lets search for anything else on super saiyansalso, theres no reason we cant add dialog into the update before we search for more files, so im voting we do both optionsreassure her everything will be fine then look for files
>>29096549>>29096304>>29096484>>29096485>>29096488Okay then, going for both. Should I include the "I love you" part?
>>29096606No. But if you can think of some appropriate comforting dialog, go ahead and add that in.
>>29096606I don't think its a big deal at this point to say that, she knows how we feel. I think it would make her feel better, so I guess go for it
>>29096670>>29096606>>29096549>>29096516>>29096488>>29096485>>29096484>>29096304"Man, we have a lot of planning to do" you comment to yourself before speaking to Fita once again. "I'm sure there's a reasonable explanation for why your father is helping them, and we can find it out later. For now, let's look through some more files. I want to hear more about Super Saiyans.""I've heard the legends" Fita comments. "But that's all I ever thought they were; legends."Searching through the files, you find more information on the super saiyans. "According to legend, the first Super Saiyan could only maintain that state while in his Oozaru form. He apparently died due to an inability to control his power" the file says. "Later legends of Super Saiyans contain accounts of them being in the super saiyan state while not in the Oozaru form. No records of exact Super Saiyan power levels exist, but legends say they are the most powerful beings in the universe, with greater strength than any other race is capable of achieving. Due to comparisons with reported power levels of Frieza, it is believed that Project Millennium was successful in creating Super Saiyans.""Huh, and you beat them. Guess that makes you a Super Saiyan too" Fita comments.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Search for Scouters>D. Something else
>>29096873Well, it says the first one could only 'sustain' it so im thinking its not just something we call ourselves. It's probably a transformation of some sort. or like a state.If he could only do it through oozaru then it must be tied to emotions. If it is true, then I think we need to be powerful and then use our emotions to unleash it
>>29096873A. Yeah, well I can't feel too grand, sitting next to the Legendary Super Human, Fita.C.
>>29096873>>29097068if we go this route Frank would finally have a reason to try going super saiyan, and actually have a shot at itlets say this then go look for scouters. we can practice super saiyan-ing later
>>29096873Back from my errands, good job, you guys didn't fuck up!>C
>>29096931>>29097068>>29097198>>29097217"That sounds....too easy. I don't think it's right" you tell her. "Something like super saiyan sounds pretty blatant, so I think there would be some telling signs, like big muscles or something. And it says the first one could only sustain it, so I'm thinking it's not a permanent thing that we call ourselves. It's probably some state of transformation. And if the first one could only do it in the Oozaru form....maybe it requires a full moon or intense emotions or something. If it is tied to emotions, then I think I need to be powerful and use my emotions to unleash it! But still, I can't feel too grand next to the Legendary Super Human, Fita."She snorts and punches your arm. "Funny. So, do you really think this Super Saiyan thing is anything more than a myth?">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Search for scouters>D. Something else
>>29097346>Alol I dunnonever heard of it beforeprobs just a myth>Cscouters
>>29097346>AWho knows? If it is It will certainly be helpful.Then>C
>>29097346probably just a myth, but if it's true, its worth a shot at trying to reach it. I'll try something later to see if i can reach it. lets go get those scouters
>>29097346"they did it" (hand gesture around room)"don't know"
>>29097373>>29097378>>29097383>>29097434"Who knows?" you ask. "They seemed to think so. It is probably just a myth, but if not, it's worth a try trying to reach it. It would certainly be helpful. I'll try something later. But, for now, let's find those scouters."The two of you search the ship, eventually finding a small container holding a dozen scouters."Alright, we have a new ship and new scouters" Fita sums up. "Only question is, what to do with them."This is sort of a big choice, so I will create a poll for votes. Remember to add a dot after the word strawpoll. Votes will be counted in a few minutes.http://strawpollme/923354
Well, we could wish these saiyans back with their power levels capped at a certain low level, 500k or something
If we give the scouters to Briefs, the government might find his work and find a way to capture us or something. That's my prediction.
Im voting to keep the scouters but give the ship to briefshe wouldnt have much of a use for the scouters, but he could use the gravity thing on the ship to make us our own gravity thing that goes to 300g or something
>>29097536>>29097577>>29097609>>29097640"Let's give everything to Doctor Briefs" you tell her."All of it?" she asks in surprise. "Alright, I'm sure he can make some use of it. I'll take this stuff to him, you should go to the lookout. Salta and Spina should be finished training soon.">a. Say something>B. Do something
>>29097804Timeskip to salta and Spina emerging from the time chamber after no sex for a year, and them jumping on franks dick
>>29097864>>29097930>>29097950Not long later, you stand outside of the door to the hyperbolic time chamber. The door slowly opens, and both Salta and Spina emerge. The change in their power is staggering, with both of them even more powerful than you.Salta smiles. "Judging by the fact that you're here, I assume the saiyans have been dealt with."Spina pouts "And I was so excited for the fight, too.">a. Say something>B. Do something
>>29098018>AI bet after a year alone you two really want the D
>>29097536Resurrect these guys. we can raise them and cap their power level and try diplomacy again. They'll be keen to listen to me this time>>29098018If its any consultation You're both stronger than me. And I'm still the most handsome saiyan alive
>>29098018go with this>>29098043
>>29098043>>29098075I feel like going with that option will piss A LOT of people off
>>29098087welp, here's a third vote for it
>>29098087then say it jokingly and move on with the plot. say it and then tell them what happened
>>29098043>>29098075>>29098092Fuck it, it has 3 votes and for once nobody is arguing with it. Odds are that will never happen again, so I'm just gonna go with it
>>29098171Som, you need to calm down. go smoke a fat joint and chill
>>29098171How bout this? Please work it better and offer a massage
>>29098171I feel like something really or really good is going to happen to Frank and while I don't want Frank to say that, I'm just gunna go with it.
>>29098199Sorry, just paranoid because options like this ALWAYS lead to arguments. I'm just surprised for once that hasn't happened.
>>29098043>>29098075>>29098092>>29098199>>29098210"So, I bet after a year without me the two of you really want the di-"you start.Salta covers your mouth. "Just come with us."A few hours later the three of you come out of your room at Capsule Corp. Salta and Spina have content smiles on their faces, and the three of you decide what to do next.>a. Find Fita>B. Find the kids>C. Talk to Salta and Spina about something>D. Something else
>>29098327>A+>BGather everyone, this is pretty important.
>>29098327Man that ended up better than expected.did we use protection or are we making babies again?
>>29098327C. talk to them WE MUST TALK TO THEM ABOUT FITA
>>29098390voting for this, but grab fita first so we can have her there
>>29098346>>29098390>>29098412You gather the children and Fita, and all of you meet in your bedroom. The twins sit in the crib, Salta standing next to it and holding Bardock. Spina sits next to you on the bed, and Fita stands in a corner.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29098453>ABefore we start off, Salta and Spina, just how strong have you gotten?
>>29098453>ASalta and Spina have not been able to sate my lust.I therefore propose a massive orgy.
>>29098560Not in front of Bardock.
>>29098453> a "now I think its fairly obvious at this point, but I kinda have a thing going on with Futa here. We have done anything about it, because we wanted to be sure we didn't hurt any of you. I don't want to do anything stupid.""Though I'm considering using the dragonballs to raise the s aiyans from before, since besides their furiousity, they had the exact same plans as us, but more thought out. A second chance for them. Was probably going to wish to limit their power levels too."
>>29098453I support this post right here:>>29098532Maybe ask them if they learned or created any techniques of their own, too.
>>29098570You want to blindfold him too?Great idea!
>>29098597I blame my phones autocorrect for the futa there. Sorry.
>>29098597>>29098617What if Fita's actually futa.
>>29098651Saved us some effort in the saiyan herem
>>29098532>>29098597>>29098599"Before we start off, Salta and Spina, just how strong have you gotten from your training?" you ask."My power has tripled" Spina tells you. "And Salta is not far behind me.""Each of us is more powerful than you" Salta confirms."Okay, now I think it's obvious at this point, but Fita and I have....feelings for each other" you say. "We haven't done anything about it, because we wanted to make sure we didn't do anything to hurt you. We didn't want to do anything stupid."Spina laughs. "Well it's about damn time you admitted it. I've seen this coming a long way off. I don't mind, I like Fita."Salta sighs. "I saw this coming as well. Fita, as much as I hate to admit it, you've grown on me. You're part of our family. The two of you have my blessing.""Okay, since that's out of the way, I also wanted to tell you I'm considering using the dragonballs to raise the saiyans from before" you tell them. "Besides their ferocity, they did have the same plans as us, but more thought out. Let's give them a second chance. I'd also wish for a limit on their power levels.""I don't like that idea" Fita tells you."Me neither" Salta admits."The only reason I'd wish them back is to fight them" Spina tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29098792>A. Say something"Okay, dumb idea. Still, we should use the info they had to our benefit." Share the info then ask for ideas on how to exploit it. Also opinion on the Super Saiyan thing.
>>29098792Som, do Salta and Spina know the Kaio Ken?
>>29098792A. ok it was a really dumb plan then. their files say frieza has a power lever under a million how about we go find and kill him
>>29098810>>29098877Wow, you guys have no backbone.
>>29098939girls say something = Som says something. if some thinks its a bad idea then he's gonna punish us for it
>>29098810>>29098877"Okay, stupid idea" you concede. "Still, their information should be useful to us. We need to use it."You and Fita proceed to explain everything you found on the computer, the various plans, the location and power of Frieza, the scouters, everything."Well" Salta says after you finish explaining, "I think it's time to take down Frieza.""I agree" Fita says. "The highest estimate of his power is at one million. We can squash him like a bug."Salta looks at you. "You're still leader of this team. It's your call."Okay guys, big decision time. Do you go and do battle with Frieza, avenge your people, and finally rid the universe of one of the most horrible tyrants it has ever known? The choice is yours. Vote in this poll.http://strawpollme/923757Remember to add a dot after the word strawpoll. You have a good amount of time before I count votes, so discuss it and think it over
>>29099020Not necessarily, though usually a safe assumption. In this case it could have gone either way really. The girls were just none to eager to bring back people who intended to destroy you all
>>29099020>if some thinks its a bad idea then he's gonna punish us for itSo basically the only people still playing this quest are people who prefer Som just railroad us wherever it goes, and aren't completely repulsed by that?
I think we should go we have no incharacter reason not too only meta knowledge that we can beat cooler or his dad
>>29098810>>29098828>>29098877>>29098939>>29099020>>29099070>>29099113>>29099156Yes wins, good luck
>>29099156dang itcan't not can
>>29099168pack plenty of beans for in fight zenkai, and pray we get supersaiyan during the fightthat is if we dont just pop out and murder him right away
Better to die a Lion than live a Sheep.Freiza fight will just be delayed and delayed until we're so powerful that it will be anti-climactic. Beta males just want to ruin the fun of the quest.
>>29099020>>29099113Those that fight it get called to be shot by the Som parade. And I so want things to work out for the better, but hey, soms quest means no one wins
>>29099200>>29099191>>29099173>>29099156>>29099113>>29099020>>29098939>>29098877>>29098828>>29098810It's time, you tell them you are ready to face Frieza. Salta and Spina grin in anticipation, ready to finally settle the score. Everything you have done has been leading up to this. Frieza must die, and you will be the ones to make sure that happens. Fita clears her throat next to you, a grin on her face. "In that case, you'll be pleased to know that I had Doctor Briefs transfer the files from the saiyan ship into ours. The location of his capital is in our ship's computer. According to calculations, it will take less than a year to reach him.""We can leave the kids with Doctor Briefs" Salta tells you. "He's told me he'd be wiling to look after them if something happened to us."Spina smiles. "He is a kind man.""So," Fita asks. "Let's get going. Frieza isn't going to kill himself.">A. Go to the ship>B. Something else
>>29099288Most of the bad shit that has happened has been from your decisions. And I hope you all manage to defeat Frieza. Though I'd be lying if I said that victory will most likely not come at a cost.
>>29099291>B) "But hey, we should make a few stops on the way, see if there's anyone worth fighting. You know if we do fail this could be our last chance to fight some strong foes."
>>29099291>BWoah there Fita, calm those tits! we still gotta load up on senzu and say goodbye to everyone!
>>29099291we can wait a day. I think I want to spend time with the kids before we all leave on a 2 year round trip
>>29099325>>29099327"Woah, Fita, calm those tits!" you say. "We have to get senzu beans and say goodbye to everybody. We can wait a day. I want to spend at least that long with my kids before I leave on a two year trip."Fita sighs. "Fair enough. And do I even have to tell you not to talk about my tits?">a. Say something>B. Do something
if we're not going to be o the planet for a year maybe we should wish for something?
>>29099370>aBut there so splendid
>>29099370Why not? It's not nice to ignore them, they have feelings too!
>>29099403>>29099412"But they're so splendid" you comment. "Besides, it's not nice to ignore them, they have feelings too!"Her face turns red. "They're feeling very annoyed at this conversation."Salta rolls her eyes. "You two idiots can resolve your sexual tension later. For now, focus on the matter at hand. Fita, please go get senzu beans. We'll spend some time with our kids."Fita nods and leave, taking off for Kami's lookout.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29099484tell Bardock he's going to have to watch after the girls and make sure they don't get hurt. and that it's his job to get super duper strong while we're gone. he and Goku can wrestle and both of them can get strong together
>>29099484Just spend time with them, tell Bardock to be a good boy while we're away, listen to Dr. Briefs, and to take care of his younger siblings
>>29099484B. spend time with family tell tell them we love them tell bardock to train with goku and protect the other kids while we are gonewhat are the other kids names?
>>29099585Selri and Collie
>>29099610>selri and collieWhy veggies? All the things in the world.
>>29099684its a saiyan thingvegeta=vegetablekakarot=carrotraditz=radishspina=spinachand so on
>>29099511>>29099566>>29099585You spend the remainder of the day with your children. The girls and Bardock seem very happy at all the attention they get, and both Salta and Spina seem more at peace around their children. Later, you take a moment to speak with Bardock alone."Be a good boy while we're gone" you tell him. "Listen to Doctor Briefs, and watch over your sisters/ Make sure they don't get hurt. It's your job to get super duper strong while we're gone. You can wrestle with Goku so you both can get stronger!""Okay daddy!" he tells you, leaning over and hugging your neck. "I love you.""I love you too, son" you tell him.The next day, you stand with the girls outside of the ship Doctor Briefs built for you. Not the three person one you took to Namek, but one roughly the size of the ship you lost prior to coming to Earth.Fita managed to get senzu beans from Korrin. You have twelve total, meaning three for each of you."Well, time to get going" Fita says.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-zhtS9PC9lw&list=FLHcIPYRoIEKDHjwaGh2FLcQ&index=4 new thread theme.>A. Get on the ship, it's time to go!>B. Timeskip to reaching the planet>C. Something else
>>29099726>A. Get on the ship, it's time to go!
>>29099726>A+>BWe are going to be training on the ship, am I right?
>>29099726A lets spend some time with everyone before we time skip
>>29099712I know but still Collie? It sounds like a lazy name for a dog.
>>29099744>>29099754>>29099767The four of you get on the ship, Fita heading right to the main computer and entering the commands to get you where you need to go. The ship rumbles and blasts off into the sky, and you shoot through space, heading towards Frieza. Once you are underway, the girls all go to their rooms to get settled.>A. Visit Salta>B. Visit Spina>C. Visit Fita>D. Eat>E. Sleep>F. Shower>G. Timeskip>H. Something else
>>29099804CTime to get that sexual tension worked out
>>29099804H) T-T-T-TIME TO TRAIN!
>>29099837>>29099838You head to your room, deciding to get some training in. This ship is not built for physical training, so your choices are rather limited.>A. Meditate>B. Sensing>C. Something else
>>29099804>G and H (Train)
>>29099902You decide to test your Kaio-ken endurance, and spend the next several hours trying to sustain it for longer periods of time. By the time you collapse from exhaustion, you have managed to hold it for roughly sixty seconds. You wake up the next morning to sense everybody else still in their own rooms.>A. Visit Salta>B. Visit Spina>C. Visit Fita>D. Eat>E. Shower>F. Timeskip>G. Something else
>>29099996C. Dick in mouth.
>>29099996>G and F (Train, pressups and shit)No need to get sappy with talking.
>>29100029Hey dude, how was your Christmas? I was worried because you showed up later than usual!
>>29100031Please do this
>>29099996gonna vote C but not for dick in mouth
In all seriousness, does nobody want to do anything on this trip? No relationship stuff, no training with the girls, no teaching ourself new techniques or mind techniques or ki techniques or whatever.Are you SURE you don't want a sex scene from Somnius?
>>29100175EMT..or Splain....or Lifeguard, whichever of you that is. Stahp
>>29100029>>29100096>>29100148You decide to visit Fita. Exiting your room, you walk through the ship, approaching Fita's room. Her door is shut.>A. Enter>B. Knock>C. Leave>D. Something else>E. Timeskip
>>29100240>D)Barge in, knock afterwords
>>29100240Knock before entering, as promised.
>>29100240KnockAnnounce ourselves if she asks, enter if she says it's open.
>>29100240D: Walk in then knock(Only doing it because B already won
>>29100240A. ITS FRANK TIME
>>29100271>>29100276>>29100277>>29100285You knock on the door, as promised. After a few seconds, you hear Fita call "It's open!"You open the door and find Fita sitting in bed, wearing pajamas instead of her usual battle armor. She is watching a wall mounted TV, which is running some show about a high school kid fighting demons by firing blasts out of his finger.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>29100361B. watch with her make sure to yell and cheer when not ask her to explain who and what is going on
>>29100361YuYu Hakusho?Yeah, probably
>>29100361"I didn't know you liked to watch those chinese cartoons."
>>29100361are we in armor? if we are take it off and lay down next to herits comfy time
>>29100361>A"You seem relaxed."
>>29100361>A Say something, something pleasant...>>>29100472This will do.
>>29100472>>29100501>>29100423"You seem relaxed" you comment as you approach the bed. "What's to be nervous about?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29100518>AAren't you a little afraid of Frieza?
>>29100518>A. Say somethingAsk her if she's decided now that the girls gave her their blessing.
>>29100518Methan jump on the bed and wrastle
>>29100547I like this.Mostly because of the word "wrastle"Just have fun. Need wrestling options.
>>29100518>A"He blew up my planet, remember? That, and nobody really knows how strong he is."
>>29100518A. that the files are wrong and we're flying to are deathsdo we know about Cooler and that he's stronger than Frieza?
>>29100578You know about Cooler, but relatively little about him. You probably assume his power level is roughly equal to Frieza's
>>29100578We know of the cold family as they run the PTO. So we'd know they own 100s of planets and have sold more. We could enlist the galaxy police to bolster our forces though.
>>29100518>A"Three Saiyans got much, MUCH stronger than we are now, and far stronger than what the reports say Frieza should be at. If it's that easy, then why has nobody done it before?"
>>29100539lets get down to itvoting for this
>>29100564Does nobody else recognize how cute this is?Are you all basically the color grey incarnate?
>>29100564>>29100539Both of these
>>29100676Yeah, combine them for maximum effeciency
>>29100538>>29100539>>29100578>>29100566>>29100632"Aren't you a little afraid of Frieza?" you ask."Should I be?" she responds without looking at you."He blew up my planet, remember?" you ask her. "And besides that, nobody really knows how strong he is.""Even the highest estimates are far lower than any of ours" she says, unconcerned."And how do you know that those files aren't wrong and that we aren't flying to our deaths?" you ask."I don't" she tells you. "But we have no evidence that they're wrong?""No? Three saiyans that got MUCH stronger than we are now, and far stronger than the reports say he should be never killed him. If it's so easy, why has nobody done it before?" you ask."Okay. First of all, if they were stronger than us, it would not have taken you ten seconds to beat them" she tells you. "And second, it's pretty damn rare for people to get as strong as us. Our power levels when we first met were already extremely uncommon. And the reason nobody has done it before now is the reason you're convincing yourself it can not be done. Fear. Half of the reason he still rules is because of his reputation.""One more question" you tell her. "Now that the girls gave their blessing, have you decided about us?"She smirks. "I have.">A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Leave
>>29100755A: So what's your decision?
>>29100755>AAnd your decision is...?
>>29100755A. I see well I understand and wish you the best troll face
>>29100755SmileA >Oh? And just what have you decided?
>>29100813I like this one.
>>29100784>>29100806>>29100810>>29100813>>29100824"And?" you ask. "Your decision is....what?"In answer, she grabs you by the collar and pulls you into a deep, passionate kiss. She breaks away after several seconds, a smile on her face.>a. Say something>B. Do something
>>29100858B >Do, SOMETHING
>>29100858A. am sorry am just not getting it maybe you should do that again
>>29100858>BReturn the favor.
>>29100858B: No words, just love
>>29100858>BToss her onto the bed, pull out condoms, fade to black
So you want to go and Meditate, since we cant spar in the ship?
>>29100876>>29100913>>29100914You return the favor, grabbing her by her collar and pulling her into a kiss, which she eagerly returns, wrapping her arms around you before suddenly pulling you down on the bed, rolling over so that she has you pinned, grinning down at you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29100951>ASo this is what you like...
>>29100951SOM IS GONNA WRITE SMUT GUYS MAKE IT COUNTPull her top off and diddle her
>>29100951.B pin her then fade to black
>>29100985am voting against thisConsider this post a wildcard vote for anything but this
>>29100951B >Flip her so we can be on top, this is an important thing to establish in a physical relationship with Fita, not to be submissive.
>>29100951>1 sec, we're gonna need protection. We can't be looking after a newborn when we get to Frieza.
>>29100951>A"You always have to come out on top? I think I can live with it."
>>29100983No, I'm not. Blue board man
>>29101011lets go with thispin her then tear off her clothes
>>29101011thiswhat kind of fucking saiyan is into femdom
>>29100951>AThis has been a long time coming.>BHand up her shirt
>>29100951shove her off us and leave
>>29101047lol thisinsult her on the way out
>>29101011This, we Alpha Male
>>29101011voting for this
>>29101108>>29101105>>29101097>>29101078>>29101011You flip yourself over so that you're on top of Fita, only for her to flip once again so that she's on top. The two of you continue this pattern until you fall off the edge of the bed,>a. Say something>B. Do something
>>29101140B. flip until you win
>>29101140A >Just start laughing, because that was hilarious, then pull her into a kiss unless she does it first, fade to black and see where this goes.
>>29101140>Anow look what you made me do
Rolled 29>>29101140Laugh at being such idiots then rip each others clothes offmake sure we make this really loud so Salta and Spina know what's going onIf we're lucky we could have them walk in halfway through and join us
>>29101197>>29101217>>29101188>>29101174"Now look what you made me do" you joke.The two of you burst out laughing, doing so for several seconds before you grab her and kiss her once again, the two of you rolling around the floor and trying to pin one another.A few hours later, the two of you are on the floor, lying side by side. Clothes are strewn across the room, some of them torn. The bed is a mess, as is most of the room. You and Fita are both panting from exhaustion, though Fita has a grin on her face.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29101290sly grin>A, that was competitive.
>>29101290A. so want to go again
Rolled 18>>29101290just say "wow" then start up again
>>29101339>>29101347>>29101426You grin over at her. "Well, that was competitive....and a pretty good work out"She laughs "Yes it was.""Want to go again?" you ask.She grins "I'd love to". With that, she rolls over on top of you again.Several hours later, the two of you finally emerge from Fita's room, both of you in your battle armor.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Find Salta>D. Find Spina>E. Timeskip>F. Something else
>>29101506F. train senses
>>29101506>Cor >DSee what's going on morale-wise/
Rolled 73>>29101506C and Dtime to braghttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQlIhraqL7o
>>29101506>ETraining our ki strands to suck out ki from the victim.
>>29101598No bragging, please. There's no real amusement value there.
>>29101506lol, I hope you enjoy spend 50% of every thread fucking each of our crew members, SOMNIUS.I hope Frieza kills Frank and his whores, and this once-proud quest too
>>29101625I keep offering timeskips, I'm going by what everybody votes on. I can't wait to get to Frieza
E train penis
>>29101564>>29101598>>29101620You decide to go and find Salta, and find her in the living room, watching some movie about a little girl who's possessed or something. >A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Timeskip
>>29101701>A"How you feeling about this? It's a big occasion."
>>29101701"I just had sex"
>>29101598Yes go brag to your wifes that you just had sex. Great plan.
>>29101506oh good, we were wearing protection
>>29101701B. Scare her with ki puppets
>>29101738They'll be damn proud
>>29101744Hah!>>29101738Truly,. Frank is a genius. Like that Bardock guy, he was a brilliant scientist.>>29101778......you have a death wish, huh?
>>29101789>......you have a death wish, huh?You're all talk. And besides, its just more fun.
>>29101789Yeah, but he was an average fighter.
>>29101730>>29101734>>29101778Vote>>29101828Try me. I fucking dare you. Even if Frank doesn't die, I can easily arrange for some unpleasant shit to go down. I am God here, anon.>>29101837Yeah, but that fake moon tho
>>29101778Supporting this because I have a deathwish
>>29101852ki puppet scaring optionyou dared me man, I can't back down now
>>29101887>>29101880>>29101868>>29101826>>29101778Just remember, you fuckers brought this on yourselves
>>29101903bring it you pussy
>>29101903your mother brought me upon herself last night
Clearly we should make a full sized ki puppet of Frieza and scare her with that.
>>29101903...Well, I was expecting a meltdown sooner or later.
ah, what back from getting a snack, let's see what's going on in Saiyan Que-...you fuckers, I hope everyone likes explosive decompression, because it is never a good idea to scare someone who can blow up a planet.
>>29101939>>29101914>>29101887>>29101884>>29101880>>29101868>>29101826>>29101778You decide, completely of your own free will, despite what some might call a warning from God, to try and scare Salta, the saiyan warrior with a power level higher than yours, with ki puppets. She is so engrossed in her movie, she does not realize you are approaching behind her. You create a miniature version of the demon girl from the movie, and drop it in front of her face, making it growl at her in the process. Salta yelps, leaps forwards off the couch, spins, and swipes her hand, unleashing Ki Strands. Her eyes widen as she sees you, but by then it is far too late. The strands slice through your neck, arms, torso, and legs. You feel a sensation of horrific agony in the seconds before death claims you, your broken body falling to the ground as the blackness takes you.>A. Keep playing as Frank>B. Play as Salta>C. Play as Spina>D. Play as Fita, the person with the highest chance of bringing you back
>>29102014>implying ki strands ever killed anyone besides dodoriaA a senzu bean and we'll be good to go
>>29102014kek>A. Keep playing as Frank
>>29102014>AFrank's turn to be dead, trust the others to bring us back.
>>29102014>AHoly shit SOM, I didn't think you had the balls!
>>29102027>>29102054>>29102057>>29102067You guys really want to stress-test this? Where do you think Frank will be sent?
>>29102109oops, we already voted
>>29102109Obviously we'll be sent to king yama. We do carry around a mahogany desk at all times do we not?
>>29102014D...for the love of all things guys.Hopefully this is a lesson learned.
>>29102109You think I'm scared? Fuck off and DON'T TELL ME WHAT TO DO!
>>29102109I don't care. The retards won this round of voting, so I'm trying to salvage something interesting out of it.
>>29102109fuck you Somwe can shit up the HFIL if we wantwe can leave our friends behindcause our friends don't dance and if they don't dance then they're no friends of mine
I actually kind of feel like I'm having fun.Weird.
>>29102027>>29102028>>29102054>>29102056>>29102057>>29102067>>29102108>>29102129>>29102130>>29102138>>29102149>>29102154>>29102162You guys have no clue how hard I am laughing right now...my head hurts. Anyway, update coming, and just remember; you could have prevented this
>>29102109D.Bit late though, you've already made Hell sound interesting.This is why you don't run on Xmas.
>>29102178>you could have prevented this>preventing funFun hating fag pls go
>>29102178I don't think you quite realize what just happened here.
>>29102178Well canonically we HAVE to go to king yama. Of course you could be an ass and have him send our disembodied spirit to hell of course.
>>29102195>getting the lead character killed by doing stupid shit>funAnd this is why participation has dropped.
>>29102178>wanting to prevent funplease leave
>>29102236>>29102195...you're telling the QM to leave? Really?
>>29102234Dying isn't bad
>>29102250Pretty sure they're being sarcastic, calm down
>>29102252It's certainly not good.
>>29102234Participation has dropped for many reasons.
>>29102285mainly because of the waifu bullshit
>>29102298Well, waifu's are in every quest, but the level of indulgence that this one goes to is staggering.
>>29102298mainly because of the huge fights that always break out
>>29102298Not just that. Some were frustrated at the waifu-ing, some were frustrated at the QM, a lot were frustrated at the other players for a variety of reasons.
>>29102014A play as frankdang it anons well maybe the girl head back to earth and wish us back before killing frieza
>>29102236>>29102234>>29102210>>29102209>>29102195>>29102186>>29102177>>29102171>>29102162>>29102154>>29102149>>29102138>>29102130>>29102129>>29102121>>29102108>>29102067>>29102057>>29102056>>29102054>>29102028>>29102027>>29102250>>29102252After several moments of nothing but blackness, you finally see a light, and hear a voice."Heaven. Next!" it says. "Hell. Next!" You finally can see, and find yourself on a strange sort of path above the clouds. Strangely enough, a line of clouds stretches out in front of you, leading into a large building. The line moves swiftly, and soon you find yourself before a massive desk. Sitting behind that massive desk it, appropriately enough, a massive creature. It has red skin, a horned head, a beard, and a rather nice suit. He looks down at you with a scowl."So, let's look at your record" he tells you. "Several acts of genocide and other war crimes. The destruction of several planets, several counts of murder, destruction of property, and.....it says here you convinced an entire DMV full of people to commit suicide...." He looks at you in bewilderment. "Hell!">A. Don't you mean H.F.I.L.?>B. Say something else>C. Do something
>>29102348Yeah, no kidding.Gone for like a day.
>>29102348We can communicate telepathically.
>>29102365But I wasn't even here for most of those choices.
>>29102365B.First compliment his desk, second remind him how many times we've saved planet earth from destruction. Alternatively kill him
>>29102365>A"Can't say I'm surprised, but I also can't help but notice your records are out of date."
>>29102365>BOk then, lemme just get into the line for hell..... ACTUALLYIMGONNAGOTRAINWITHTHEMARTIALARTSGUYGOODBYE!
>>29102365>AWell at least there's other Saiyans there. Shit I killed a few of them.
>>29102365>Cblast himking emma barely beat raditzhe done vs us
>>29102365>B. Say something else"Hey, but look at the good things I did!"
>>29102365A. that DMV thing was the greatest act of good I have ever done
Fuckin' A anons, I finally start tracking this thing again and the lead character gets killed because someone wanted to take on the QM? Just as the true goal of the quest is about to start? Jesus...Fuck it, going with >>29102403
>>29102365>I won't deny the rest of it, and I was going on a long journey of personal redemption when I bit it, but I maintain that what happened in that DMV was the best good I've ever done the universe.
>>29102365No, I want to talk to your supervisor...nowor I will start wrecking shit.
>>29102461well since >>29102403>>29102410>>29102444are all the same thing go with these.
>>29102403>>29102410these are the only options.
>>29102532>>29102513>>29102502>>29102491>>29102463>>29102444>>29102410>>29102403You start by complementing his desk, and then say "I can't really say I'm surprised, but I also can't help but notice your records are out of date. I mean, look at all the good things I did!""Ah yes, I have those on record as well..." he tells you. "You saved the Earth several times....mostly due to a few people you liked living there. Also, it says here that you were willing to join with someone named Lord Ica, in order to gain the upper hand against him, despite the fact that he would have likely destroyed the Earth. You offered several planets your protection, then got two of them destroyed, and completely abandoned another. You saved the children of a doomed race....only to pretty much ignore them most of the time, teach them nothing in their culture, actually teach them things that went against their culture, and then let them go become Hollywood douchebags. What else? You saved the King and Queen of Arlia from a usurper....after you took over the world by force. So, what good deeds have you actually done?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29102653A. um you have a very nice desk?
>>29102653umI did everything with good intentions?
>>29102653>A) "Still better than all the other saiyans."
>>29102653A.Ask to speak to his supervisorI don't like his sarcastic comments.
>>29102653The Ica thing? Again? Does nobody believe we can form a proper ploy?
>>29102653um...>>29102684secondingfollowed by"I'm a product of my people and culture...and I was trying to change. Is there a repentance track or something in the hereafter? Community service, maybe?"
>>29102653>A"I'll be honest, I'm not sure I'd have ever gotten all the way back to "good". But I HAVE been trying to be better.""So if that means I get to go to Hell, by all means, judge me."
>>29102653Hey man, that's not true. The only reason I said I would join Lord Ica was to buy time so I could discuss it with my friends.And I'm not pretending to be the smartest or most heroic guy out there. I tried to do the right things, but I fucked up. It doesn't mean I'm a bad person, I just fuck up a lot. I wish I could've done things better or without violence, but I just don't know how. If you were as retarded as I am, you would've done the same thing.If Hell is a place for those who tried to do good, but failed, then I guess that's where I belong.
>>29102653you better add extortion to that list because if you don't send me to heaven your desk and you are going to have an unfortunate accident.
>>29102653>>29102684>>29102687Seconding with a dash ofI'm just a soul whose intentions are goodOh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstoodhttp://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hwiCkU73NA
>>29102653"My friend who destroyed a planet got to train with that martial arts guy"
>>29102687Guess what the road to hell is paved with
>>29102684>>29102687>>29102705>>29102728>>29102738>>29102749"Uhh....you have a very nice desk" you tell him."I know" he replies."Wait a minute, my friend who destroyed a planet got to train with that martial arts guy" you protest. "If you want to get technical, it was you dodging that caused her blast to strike the planet and destroy it" he tells you."Uhh...I did everything with good intentions" you say."Pop quiz, what's paved with good intentions?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29102795>Athe road to heaven?
>>29102795A. Ask for his direct supervisor, clearly this guy is horrible at his job doesn't know how to properly interact with us.
>>29102795>A) "Well, at least tell me if there's a way to redeem myself ever in the afterlife or if I am ressurected."
>>29102795"Is there an Opt out? Can i go be a ghost somewhere? Or is there some repentant community service?"
>>29102795I guess you guys don't believe in redemption around here do you?
>>29102795pls sir I have a family
>>29102795A. Well, how did my wife take this news when she came here?>>29102835>>29102839Seconded
>>29102795I want to speak with your direct supervisor, I would also like to file a costumer service complaint.
>>29102795A. well I can see where this is going so you know what fuck you fuck your mother and fuck your desk
Going for >>29102841, >>29102835 & >>29102850
>>29102795>A"Look, I told Kami already. I'm doing what I can."
>>29102830>>29102833>>29102835>>29102839>>29102841"The road to heaven?" you guess."Ooooh....so close" he responds. "Nope, the road to hell.""Is there an opt out? Can I be a ghost? Can I do some repentant community service?" you ask."Nope" he replies."Man, you guys don't believe in redemption around here, do you?" you ask.He snorts. "Have you read the bible, ever? God is anything but merciful or forgiving.""Okay, you know what? I want to speak with your supervisor" you tell him."Okay, just a sec. Som? Someone wants to talk to you" he says.A white guy of slightly below average height with extremely messy, dirty blonde hair and a beard appears and looks at you."What?" he asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29102914I would also like to file a costumer service complaint.
>>29102914>A"I fukked yo momm!"
>>29102914>AWhat the fuck's up with this shit bro?
>>29102914Oh for fucks sake>A. Call him a fag
>>29102914>you being his supervisorPlease the Kai's are his direct supervisors.
>>29102914>A) "I appeal to plot armor. I'm the main character, and you really want to please those neckbears you call an audience"
>>29102914where is your HR department I want to file a costumer service complaint.
>>29102914>"Have you read the bible, ever? God is anything but merciful or forgiving."Really? Am I to assume that the Christian God is the God in this DBZ canon?
>>29102914A. I have meet god or kami as he likes to be know and he seemed to be forgiving and merciful
>>29102950this"ur a fagit m8"
>>29102914>A. tip fedora
>>29102914Call him a faggot for self inserting.
>>29102914>A"Can't say I'm that thrilled with this. Bureaucrats judging souls from behind a desk? It's every bit as bad as Frieza passing judgement on an entire planet, don't you think?"
>>29102966the Grand Kai is the god of the dbz universe actually.
>>29103015And the Grand Kai is the God as described by the Christian Bible?Why am I even rationalizing this, Som why?
>>29102914>"Have you read the bible, ever? God is anything but merciful or forgiving."b-but muh new testament, Muh Jesus.
>>29102931>>29102932>>29102949>>29102950>>29102956>>29102961>>29102971>>29102976"You faggot, I fucked your mom" you tell him."Dully noted" he replies. "Anything else?""I want to file a customer service complaint" you tell him."Go ahead" he tells you."Okay, what the fuck's up with this shit bro?" you ask. "I am appealing to plot armor. I am the main character, and we both know you want to please those neckbeards you call an audience.""Okay, so, breaking the fourth wall adds to your years spent in Hell" he tells you. "And second, plot armor can't protect you all the time. You were warned repeatedly about the consequences of the action that lead to your death. You ignored the warnings and died. Congrats. Besides, why are you so pissed? You know you'll be revived in like, a week Earth time, right?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29103042A. You're one to talk about breaking the fourth wall. Clearly YOU should join me in Hell.
>>29103042>B.Kill yourself with him in a gigantic explosion
>>29103042>A) "Hey, you can't blame all of us. Some were against those acts. You could perhaps split Frank in two, send one part to train with Kai and the other to hell?"
>>29103042>A What if I just fly to that nun that Fita trained under right now?
>>29103042man are we even playing this game anymore
>>29103042A. Any chance I could start vaporizing the voices in my head? Or do you get that opportunity?
>>29103042>AIt's the principle of the matter, you ass-pirate. You can't do this shit to me. I'm me, for gods sake!
>>29103092We're having a meta discussion.Because why not?
>>29103042>A"Of course plot armor wouldn't protect against a railroading fucktard who has it dead set in his head that someone needs to be 'punished'. I think we all know how we got here, and it's not entirely on my head.""Plus, the I think you'll find that the Christian bible never made it to Vegeta, SOM. Use your fucking brain."
>>29103042now this is beyond even Monty Python in breaking the fourth wall.
>>29103092I don't know...at first it was like this quest kept all the other quests safe from mass trolling while still being a fun and readable quest...now it's reached a critical mass and I fear for the board should it fall.>>29103042That said, TO HELL WITH US!
>>29103042I want to speak with your supervisor
>>29103042>B. Kill everyone nearby including yourselfQuit while you're behind and leave the quest
>>29103152"Ok, take a sit. MOOOM!!!"
>>29103059>>29103094>>29103095>>29103085>>29103076>>29103059"You're one to talk about breaking the forth wall!" you tell him. "Clearly YOU should join me in Hell.""Oh, I plan on it" I tell you. "It is, after all, a Hell of my own making. I'll be there to make sure you get as much....entertainment out of it as possible. Or, I can send you back to the moment before you took the retarded action that got you killed, and you can just NOT do that again. You get ONE second chance from me, do you want to use it now, and go kill Frieza?">A. Yes>B. No>C. Say something else>D. So something
B. Wake up from our wet dream turned acid trip
>>29103042A. duh of couse I know I just like yelling at you
>>29103168>Bfuck that nerdfuck you
>>29103168I tried to treat this with some seriousness. I really did. But you're so full of shit that it's difficult to do.
>>29103168D. So Something
>>29103168>C. "Depends, will the girls ressurect us:?"
>>29103168>B. NoFuck off you self-inserting cunt
>>29103168>A. Yesinb4assholevotesforkillthyselfagain>>29103205Hard to do that when everyone else is a shitlord.
>>29103168>Bno waythat entertainment sounds promising
>>29103205>I tried to treat this with some seriousness.Wrong idea.Just have fun.
>>29103168Bfuck off and stop ruining the fun M8
>>29103168>B. NoYou're full of it m8>>29103218>shitlordout
>>29103195>>29103217>>29103219>>29103239>>29103244Wow, okay. Hell it is. I'll try and keep it entertaining for you guys
>>29103211>>29103168Cmon, only sane voice.
>>29103168BShouldn't send us here just to ret con it m8
>>29103042>A. Yes>>29103252Fuck that hit, give Frank a Will Save.
>>29103261>>29103248>>29103244>>29103239>>29103219>>29103217>>29103195You tell him no."Alright then, enjoy your stay" he tells you.With that, everything goes black....and stays that was. Blackness as far as the eye can see. Above you, below you, to your left, your right, behind you, everywhere. Strangely enough, when you hold your hands in front of your face, you can see them perfectly.>A. Wander through the dark>B. Stay put>C. Something else
>>29103252They deserve this SOM, 100%, they push the rules, try to call bluffs then get pissed when they get punished? Nah, fuck 'em
>>29103252There's no way that's happening.Just do a timeskip until we get brought back, where we find every strong fighter in Hell and beat the shit out of them. Or get the shit beaten out of us until we CAN beat them.Reflecting on our own stupidity that got us here in the first place.
>>29103327There are rules?
>>29103314Bsit and meditate on the meaning of life and the universe.
>>29103314>A>>29103327The ones who keep doing stupid shit ENJOY the stupid shit.
>>29103314A. SOLAR FLARE
>>29103342I don't know why you guys keep picking this option.It's not like the players sit and meditate and then suddenly make better choices.
>>29103314.C time skip til wished back
>>29103377>>29103353>>29103328Yeah no, you assholes made your bed, now you have to lie in it.
>>29103327Rules?Fuck off you cocksucking fag, you don't self-insert because you can't QM for shit.
>>29103380You assholes? I never once voted for any of the bullshit, you dickwad. I spent every single thread calling out the stupid moves and the retardation, at least know your crowd, douche.So, yeah, fucking respect the ones who didn't do any bullshit.
>>29103380This doesn't look like the hell I know, where are my german bodybuilding brothers SOM?
>>29103411Oh.....you thought I meant HFIL, no, this is Hell. Enjoy it.
>>29103380>I can't QM so I'm allowed to self-insert after the players hate meShit QM pls go
>>29103327>rules>the QM just self-inserted himself
>>29103380What "you assholes"? YOU are the asshole. You set the rails, you arbitrarily punish people for "challenging" you, and you berate ALL your players because SOME of them are idiots.
>>29103337Poorly put by me, very evident warning signs, big flashing neon warning signs were ignored, what more can you expect?The rules are, if you're an idiot time and time again and ignore warnings, eventually some of it will stick
>>29103380so since I voted against surpising salta and for leaving hell am a asshole?
>>29103479Don't end the quest. Those who vote for that are the ones who have spent 53 threads acting like retards, trolling, and doing randumb shit!
>>29103479Shit poll is shit. Send us to HFIL like were supposed to be going to since Yama you are pissed we pushed your buttoms for a little fun. and to get away from the horrible sex scenes
>>29103453Oh.I think you misunderstood.We saw the warning signs.
>>29103486No, you're fine. But the majority of players voted yes to both>>29103502Noted
>>29103486dang itvoted for leaving hell
>>29103502That raises a point; if the majority of people in the thread are trolls, shouldn't he cater to them?I say fuck no because I actually enjoy this quest, but as I said, I'm in the minority.
>>29103513In all seriousness Som, you should be the one to make the call.This strawpoll stuff is a bit ridiculous.
>>29103507Hah!>>29103533I'm trying to cater to those that take it seriously, but all the trolls make it difficult.>>29103535Fair enough
>>29103533They aren't the majority, they are a vocal minority.Look at the strawpoll results.Might also involve samefagging.
>>29103502I very nearly voted to end it because after 53 threads I'm tired of getting punished for other people's stupidity.
>>29103535>>29103533>>29103529>>29103507>>29103505>>29103502>>29103486>>29103453>>29103449>>29103430>>29103428>>29103425>>29103411>>29103400>>29103396>>29103392>>29103377>>29103371>>29103361>>29103356>>29103353>>29103342>>29103337>>29103328>>29103327>>29103324>>29103266>>29103261>>29103255>>29103248>>29103244>>29103239>>29103226>>29103219>>29103218>>29103217>>29103211>>29103207>>29103205>>29103204>>29103195>>29103186>>29103185>>29103553>>29103556Okay, we are going back to the moment before you scared Salta. Don't like it, fuck off. If you do like it, glad to hear it. I hope you're still having a good time despite all the bullshit
>>29103556This is my exact mentality after all the shit I went through in Humble's quest.The only reason to take these quests seriously is if you want to see something you care about and are invested in become ruined by stupid people.Need to figure out some way to make CYOAs private.
>>29103556I did vote to end it, I'm not a troll, not being an ass, but I can't deal with the idiocy
>>29103594Dw browatching you fail at this is hilarious
>>29103594>SOM actually makes a fucking decision and sticks with it... what?
>>29103594>all the bullshitYour self-inserting and retconning?Fuck off m8. You made your bed, sleep in it
>>29103654My sentiments exactly. This whole ordeal started with SOM being in a pissy mood in the first place.
>>29103638>>29103629>>29103626>>29103603>>29103599>>29103556>>29103553>>29103535>>29103533>>29103529>>29103507>>29103505>>29103502>>29103486>>29103453>>29103449>>29103430>>29103428>>29103411>>29103400>>29103396>>29103392>>29103377>>29103361>>29103356>>29103353>>29103342>>29103337>>29103328>>29103327>>29103324>>29103266>>29103261>>29103255>>29103248>>29103244>>29103239>>29103226>>29103219>>29103218>>29103217>>29103211>>29103207>>29103205>>29103204>>29103195>>29103186>>29103185You find Salta in the living room, sitting in front of the television, watching some sort of movie about a little girl possessed by the devil. She does not notice you, enthralled by the film, in this scene the little girl is spiderwalking down a staircase...>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Timeskip>D. Find Spina>E. Find Fita>F. Something else
>>29103682This whole thing started because everyone tuned out to his warnings and scared Spina.
>>29103599This. It hurts to see something you invest time in and somewhat enjoy get derailed by Anons who try to play it like it's GTA V.>>29103594>Pic Related>>29103654>>29103682To be fair, there HAVE been samefags that dislike the QM and have tried to derail these threads since the 35th one, I think (The one where Frank accidentally kills Fita because of hateboners.)
>>29103698>BScare her with ki puppets
>>29103701Why the fuck are their warning signs in the first place? We were playing a trick, something Frank does ALL the time.
>>29103698come up from behind and surprise hug
>>29103599>>29103603It was written once that one should be loyal to the nightmare of their own choice. This, however, was NOT my choice.
>>29103698>>D. Find Spina
>>29103698B. watch the movie with her lets spend some time with our girl
>>29103698>F. Something ElseThink "Huh... Did everything just taste purple for asecond?"Then>D. Find Spina>>29103731NO.
>>29103698>BContemplate scaring her, decide against it, and sit next to her.
>>29103698>>B. Do somethingScare her
>>29103698>B. Do somethingReenact what's on screen with ki puppets in front of her.
>>29103788NO GODDAMN IT>AHey there Spina, you shouldn't watch those movies ya know, you get too frightened later.
>>29103755>>29103760>>29103771You briefly contemplate scaring her, but ultimately decide against it, sitting next to her and watching the movie. When it ends, she turns to you and kisses you on the cheek. "Hey, did you need something?" she asks.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Timeskip
>>29103698B.Yell "BOO" right at the scariest part of the movie. A little prank never hurt anyone.
>>29103698>B. Do somethingSneak up and roar
>>29103817"I did needed to see how you was doing. But after that movie I's think you's not afraid of NUTHIN"
>>29103817>A"Nah. Just checking in on everyone.""You seemed kind of tense there for a while."
>>29103820This. Why would one of Frank's jokes hurt someone?
>>29103817.A oh so I can't just want to spend time with my wife I need to need something?troll face
>>29103817>B.Put a hole in the ship.
>>29103820>>29103830>and then there's these assholes
>>29103868>>29103820>>29103830>Assholes, Assholes everywhere.>>29103817Going with >>29103842>>29103896Truly the worst combination you can get in CYOAs.
>>29103896>vote was in favor of going back and trying again>railroadingor, alternately,>people start voting to get us killed again, or vote to blow up the ship>not assholesTake your pick, it's multiple choice.
>>29103872Yep being in character and pulling a prank is totally being an asshole. Some times I get the feeling people forget Frank is a dick that does this sort of thing
>>29103842>>29103851"Oh, so I can't just want to spend time with my wife?" you ask. "I need to need something."She laughs. "Usually, yes. Did you need something?""Nah,. I'm just checking in on everyone" you tell her."You were checking in on Fita for quite a while" she says with a snort."So, you seemed kind of tense for a while" you tell her, ignoring her statement."Yeah, it's a disturbing concept in this movie" she says.>A. Say something>B. Do something>C. Timeskip
>>29103957See >>29103952Or, better yet, just shut the fuck up.
>>29103952yep a vote which SOM wanted to rail road us into in the first place after we called his bluff once again knowing full well he would retcon any bullshit he pulls when we do so
>>29103975>A"Oh? What could possibly be disturbing about it compared to other things you've seen?"
>>29103975>AOffer to relieve her tension with our tongue
>>29103984>being mad that players dislike railroading and self-inserting because the QM is being a bitchM8, please stop being a retard
>>29103975This: >>29104013>>29103990Pretty sure this was the last courtesy in that regard? If the QM DOES pull a retcon as bad this again I'll quit and start my own CYOA...With Blackjack! And Hookers!
>>29103990>>29104032>player versus QM bullshitYou assholes are every bit as bad as the QM: neither you nor he can accept the fact that you're being stupid.
>>29104058>With Blackjack! And Hookers!Where do I sign up?
>>29103975A. oh please how scary can it be B. watch movie be scared
>leave to do some errands>come back to see this thread>mfw
>>291040581920's casino quest?Prohibition CYOA?
>>29104105New Vegas quest?
>>29104013>>29104087>>29104058"After all you've seen, what could possibly be disturbing to you?" you ask."Watch it for yourself and see" she tells you, getting up and leaving."Oh please, how scary can it be?" you ask before starting the movie. You are soon terrified and shaking on the couch.>A. Find Spina>B. Timeskip>C. Something else
>>29104085First Day of the New Year maybe? >>29104105>>29104169Sadly no; I feel that I lack the writing talent to pull of settings such as those...I had envisioned a King of Fighters/Fatal Fury CYOA, set in Southtown in the Late 80's with the character being a lowly minion working for one of Geese Howard's various gangs... Basically GTA: Southtown Edition.
>>29104196>Ccry in terrorcurl up in fetal position on the floorpass out from fear
>>29104196A. find Spina tell her of the horror
>>29104219You think Som has writing talent?And basically its just some prep work and encyclopedic knowledge of the world. If it's an adventure you want to try, go on ahead.
>>29104196Atell her she was right and then suddle for safety
>>29104219Dude, I have very little writing talent and I do this. It's just a matter of finding something you like enough to make the effort and people who will enjoy it.
>>29104219I ran a quest once, people seemed to enjoy it while it lasted. And I can't write for shit.
>>29104245yeah, it's pretty hard to do worse than Som.All the other QMs love him because he lowers the bar so much.>>29104264self admitted
We should try to bang each of our wives on the way, ending in a four way.
>>29104196I find it hard to believe that frank would be scared by anything that is not popo
>>29104213>>29104234>>29104241>>29104251You decide to go find Spina. Your search ends in her room, where she sits on the bed, watching a documentary about dinosaurs."Fluffy, I miss you" you hear her say to herself.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29104339A You can cuddle with me instead.
>>29104339>A"We really don't get much chance to settle in anywhere, do we?"
>>29104245That's why I went with the setting really; I know the lore for SNK Fighters like the back of my hand... Besides, a game which puts the player in situations where the right choice might actually BE to kill people and steal shit? Always a good time.>>29104264That's what I hope to do... But not until the new year; I'm still debating as to whether I should include roll checks to weed out some of the more retarded ideas Anons might come up with, as well as deciding how the combat should go...
>>29104339A. am sorry, we can't seem to settle down any where
Now, bak to the topic at hand...>>29104339Going with >>29104351
>>29104339it sucks you cant be with fluffymaybe I could be your fluffy for tonight
>>29104351>>29104383>>29104434>>29104460"We never seem to get much chance to settle down anywhere" you comment."I feel settles on Earth" she tells you."Well, if you're missing Fluffy, you could cuddle me instead" you tell her.She smiles and pats the spot next to her on the bed. You climb in with her and the two of you cuddle for a while>A. Find Salta>B. Find Fita>C. Timeskip>D. Say something>E. Do something
>>29104499>A"It's nice to have things to take care of."Then >C
>>29104499so given that we're potentially flying to our doom can we time skip and say we filled each day with rigorous training and tons of 4-ways to let of steam?
>>29104499C. time skipits timeok lets do this
>>29104575that sounds fun can we do that? 4 ways all day every day
>>29104575this sounds great.
>>29104682>>29104666>>29104623>>29104575>>29104531"It nice to have things to take care of" you comment.The rest of the journey continues much the same way, with you going through the limited training you can in such a ship, and spending the rest of the time with the girls doing various activities. Soon enough, however, you reach your destination, a large, rocky world. According to the databanks, there is only one city on the planet, and at its center is Frieza's palace.Sensing the planet, you feel a large power level, though it is less than half as strong as you. Still, that is a bit stronger than you had expected.>A.Land and begin your attack>B. Retreat>C. Something else
>>29104874>CSUPPRESS OUR POWER IMMEDIATELYDone?okay, lets enter the city
>>29104874keep power levels hidden then assassinate the large power levelwe can be in and out
>>29104888This.Every action has a consequence: for using the Saiyan race and then wiping them out, the consequence is Frank.
>>29104874C. lets see if we can find nappa and vegeta
>>29104887>>29104888>>29104959>>29104970The four of you hide your power levels and land the ship a fair distance from the city. The four of you move as discreetly as possible, keeping your power levels surpressed as you sneak around. On some occasions, guards attempts to apprehend you, but you kill them so fat, none of the onlookers even saw you move. Soon, you reach the palace and slip right in. It does not take you long to reach the main room, and Fita shoves the doors open.Within the room you see an alien that vaguely reminds you of Ica. It has mostly gray skin, with some purple spots, such as its forehead. Its bald head is smooth, and unlike Ica, it has no horns. It also wears no armor. Though different looking from the reports, you can tell from the power level who this is.Frieza.Not far from him are three saiyans. One has spikey hair that runs all the way down his back. The other has short black hair and a mustache. The final one is a child, though his facial features, hair, and armor tell you immediately who he is.Prince Vegeta."Well, would you look at this? We have visitors" Frieza comments. "I do so love visitors, and they love visiting so much that they never leave.">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29105016kaio ken x 4 and kill him in half a second
>>29105016Vegeta, Nappa, Raditz, leave NOW!>BPower up and tackle Frieza no fuckin around!
>>29105016>A"I've wondered what the first thing I'd ask you would be if we ever met, for years.""Why?"
>>29105016.B full power kaio ken time 4 cut off his head
>>29105016>BKaioken, stick our sword in his neck and taunt him as he dies."Consider sending you to Hell my resignation."
>>29105050>>29105063no talking. we can talk later>>29105047>>29105065yes, quick and efficient
>>29105106>>29105100>>29105065>>29105050>>29105047https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BKUnNP0lFEg&list=FLHcIPYRoIEKDHjwaGh2FLcQnew thread theme"Kaio-Ken times four!" you shout, charging directly at Frieza while drawing your sword."Kaio-what?" Frieza asks.He is moving even as he speaks, and the slash you intended to sever his head misses by mere centimeters."Oh, cute. The monkey brought a toy" he comments, unleashing a barrage of energy blasts from his fingertip.>A. Deflect>B. Dodge>C. Let them hit you>D. Something else
>>29105163>D"Kaioken times TEN."
>>29105163.D dodge and solar flare than another slash at the head
>>29105163>DSolar flare afterimage, followed by >>29105169Time for an alpha strike.
>>29105163>BAnd then barrage him with quick vertical and horizontal slashes
>>29105198thiswhy would we kaioken x10? that would kill us after like a second
>>29105234This >>29105214Get it over with. If we can't win by pulling a x10, we probably couldn't have won anyway.
>>29105214voteing for this
>we've been wanting to go super saiyan>we're fighting freeza>all our wives are here with usOh.Oh, no.
>>29105277I'm figuring on Dragon Ball usage when we're done here, regardless of who survives.
Holy shit you guys are scrubs.You are literally spamming the same moves over and over.
>>29105265>>29105251>>29105214>>29105169You move, but leave an afterimage behind. Frieza's blasts strike the image, which explodes in a blinding flash of light and power, knocking Frieza back and temporarily blinding him."Kaio-Ken times ten!" you shout.You feel incredible power course through you, and with it charging you, you rush the disoriented Frieza, opening with an upward kick that sends him crashing through the ceiling and into the sky. Flying after him, you pass and attack from above, delivering a sword strike intended to decapitate him. However, he rights himself in the air and turns to face you, your slash instead striking his face and giving him a nasty cut.With a yell of hatred, he delivers a punch that, despite your massive increase in power, sends horrific pain coursing through you, sending you hurling far away and eventually crashing to the ground. You feel the power leave your body, and before you can react, Frieza appears before you, grabbing your face with his left foot and slamming your head into the ground."You nasty little monkey, I think it's time I taught you the consequences of flinging your shit at your better!" he yells at you. "I will have each of you pests crying like bitches before you die."His foot squeezes your head harder, only to suddenly let go as Fita comes out of nowhere, hitting Frieza while in a state of Kaio-Ken far more powerful than yours was. Frieza yells in anger as he flies off into the distance. Salta and Spina soon arrive, landing next to you and Fita, who helps you to your feet."He's stronger than we thought" Fita comments, and you notice that rather than being afraid, she is excited, thrilled by the unexpected challenge.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29105352We've never used higher than kaioken x5, and we've never used solar flare afterimages in combat.We've certainly never used one to set up the other.
>>29105357>AI know, it's invigorating, isn't it?time we start acting like a saiyan boys.
>>29105163>DMet his barrage with one of our own, creating a smokescreen. Energy sensing is unknown, so we can flank him easy. Decapitate that sumbitch.
>>29105357take a bean then go after him, all of us at once
>>29105357>A) "Aye, mates, let's kick his arse!">B) Group combat!
>>29105357>A"Don't go all starry-eyed on us. He's a sore loser with a nasty habit of blowing up planets."
I can barely keep it in my pants
>>29105376Yeah, take a bean.
>>29105404This, then >>29105379After using a kaioken higher than x10 Fita could probably use a bean too.
>>29105357>BPursue, energy sensing along the way. Communicate as much to the girls.
Wait.... I have an idea. 1) Go at him2) Get knocked around3) Tag somebody else in4) Eat Senzu bean5) ???6) Profit!
the fuck is Vegeta doin
>>29105456Y'know, kid stuff, probably riding his bike or playing hopscotch.
guys I just read how frieza was descibed againhe's in his final form
>>29105456Being a punkass kid?
>>29105478Took you fucking long enough. What did you THINK he was going to do when we iced Ica?
>>29105478oh really? well then lets not give it our all guys, lets go like 75%
>>29105478oh fuck oh fuckpower level 60 millionmother fucking fuck shit fuck ass
>>29105500120 mil actuallyhey SOM, you're going to lets us go SSJ right?.....right?.....right?
>>29105510Its probably going to be Fita.
>>29105510Knowing SOM he'll kill off Salta, Spina, AND Fita regardless of what we do before he lets us transformNotice I said *HE* will do it. All we have here is the illusion of choice
>>29105376>>29105379>>29105392>>29105404>>29105414>>29105425"It's invigorating" you agree. "But don't get all starry eyed, he's a sore loser with a bad habit of blowing up planets.""Oh come now, I can hardly be a sore loser if I've never lost" Frieza says, reappearing in front of your group. "I must admit, you are stronger than I expected, but you are still hopelessly outmatched, lambs before a lion. Here's a little secret, monkeys. I have not been using even close to my full power. In fact, I think fifty percent should be sufficient to dispose of you all."You eat a senzu bean while he speaks, and together, the four of you prepare to engage Frieza in combat once again.>a. Say something>B. Kaio-Ken times ten charge>C. Dijon Driller>D. Ki Strands>E. Kamehameha>F. Ki Kick>G. Another energy attack>H. Something else
>>29105455You realize that the second we start popping Senzu beans near Frieza is the second that he takes them away from us.
>>29105510he's not wildly muscular yet60 mil
>>29105510 no no... Frank's not going to go SSJ...It'll be the girls. Hell hath no fury and all...
>>29105541>AWell, lets see if you are prepared for my SUPERAWESOMEMEGASECRETSEXYATTACKGO!>G Mouth Blast
>>29105541Get reckless>Kaio-Ken times twenty!>Kamehameha!!!
>>29105541mentally tell everyone to rush him
>>29105541>HMental warning that we're using a regular Solar FlareThen use a regular solar flare.
>>29105541D. Have Salta and Spina try to bind him with Ki strands, while the other two preoccupy Frieza with Kaoken charge
>>29105541G: use a shit ton of energy blasts to destract him and create a lot of dust. Telepathicly tell the girls to flank him.
>>29105541.A Frieza I promise you, you will die like a bitch soon enoughthen .B
>>29105598Use >>29105583Rather than micromanage, allow the others to use the techniques they're good at.
>>29105584>>29105590one of these
>>29105612>>29105583>>29105578You mentally warn the girls that you are about to use a solar flare. They brace themselves, looking away and covering their faces in preparation. Frieza laughs, apparently mistaking this for fear of him."That's right you miserable worms, cower!" he yells as you raise your hands in front of your face."SOLAR FLARE!" you yell.There is a blinding flash of light, and Frieza covers his eyes, screaming in pain. The girls explode into action, Salta unleashing her Salta Shower, Spina using her Spina spray, and Fita shouting "Kaio-Ken times twenty!" before rushing Frieza and delivering a series of brutal attacks on the disoriented tyrant. You unleash several of your most powerful attacks as well, the four of you battering Frieza with everything you can. He growls and manages to raise a hand into the air, creating a large ball of energy which he hurls at you. The ball hits your group faster than any of you can dodge, throwing you all back and crashing to the ground. Horrific pain shoots through you, and you struggle to rise from the ground. Beside you, Fita whispers."I have a plan" she tells you. "I know a technique that can destroy him, but I need time" she tells you.>A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29105739>A) Telepathically "Girls, let's buy Fita some time for her to use a special technique"
>>29105739dat sporut bemb
>>29105747this seems like a good choice
>>29105739A. "Sure thing, just don't be obvious about it."and >>29105747B. Grab Frieza's foot with a Ki strand and spin and throw him as far as possible.
>>29105739"Okay, you got it."After image in front of Frieza and ask"So, what was your relation to Ica? Brother, cousin, or something?"
>>29105768the electric rice cooker
>>29105739.A mentally tell her to do itB. use an after image while puting a image of you appearing behind in his mind when he turns kaio ken 20 from behind with the word
>>29105739God damnit Fita has went full mary sue Good thing the spirit bomb never works.
>>29105797She trained with King Kai, remember? And have you ever wondered what she was doing while you and Spina were fighting Cyber Ica?
>>29105797True, but handling that level of energy should help prep her for whatever ascension Som has planned for her. Of course, if she can't go super-human we're fairly screwed. We can't even do infinity Kaio-Ken...
>>29105747>>29105771>>29105781>>29105792You tell the girls telepathically to help you buy Fita some time, and the three of you prepare to battle Frieza yet again."You know something? I'm feeling generous today" Frieza tells you. "So I'll let you choose what sort of death you want. Would you rather it be slow and painful, or quick and relatively painless?">A. Say something>B. Do something
>>29105860>A. "Slow and painless?"
>>29105860'Hey, I've got time to kill, and i'm going to hell anyway. Oh, and what was your relation to Ica? Were you relatives or butt-buddies? Or both?"
>>29105860B Kaioken charge, but afterimage mine right before striking distance, come up behind for followup
>>29105860B. put the image of popo laughing in his head
>>29105860"Hmmm. That's actually a tough one. How slow are we talking here, hours or months?"
>>29105872>>29105892>>29105907>>29105930>>29105935"Hmmmm.....you know, that's actually a tough one" you tell him. "How slow are we talking here? Just a few hours, days, weeks, months?""It depends on how long you last" Frieza tells you."Could you make it slow and painless?" you ask."No, it doesn't work that way" he tells you in an irritated tone."Well hey, I've got time to kill, and I'm going to hell anyway" you tell him. "Oh, by the way, what was your relation to Ica? Were you relatives? Butt-buddies? Both?""What?!" Frieza yells."Kaio-Ken!" you shout, charging Frieza.He strikes at you, but hits an afterimage, which explodes in a blinding flash, disorienting Frieza long enough for you to strike him from behind, Salta and Spina joining in the assault before he sweeps with his tale, crashing it into all three of you and hurling you backwards. You crash to the ground and struggle to rise, only to find Frieza right in front of you, his glowing finger just in front of your face.(End Update)That is it for tonight, earlier crap aside, did everybody have fun? Next update should be at 3:00 PM Eastern time. Any questions?
>>29106023Sure thing, mate. See you next time.Oh and the usual: power level updates?
>>29106042You: 3,100,000Spina: 3,300,000Salta: 3,200,000Fita: 2,780,000
>>29106023seemed fine to me though frieza being in his final form was a littler strange
>>29106070No problem>>29106054He got paranoid with his top men being killed, reports of surviving saiyans flying in, planets being destroyed, etc
>>29106023If I dont make it to the next thread, our first action should be to bite Friezas finger. He will be too shocked and in pain to blast us.
>>29106023earlier crap was the best part manwhole rason I follow your quests is for that stufff
>>29106079that only works for his tailhe already has energy gathered in his fingerbiting will just make him reflexively blow out the back of our throat, neck, and spine.
>>29106023>have fun?Yep. I came in after the hullabaloo though. Actually, I tought it was kind of funny since I stopped participating after one of the earlier shitstorms and my first thread back it looks like /tg/'s managed to kill the protagonist and possibly the quest. Still, glad it didnt go that way.
>>29106102Some anons really want Frank to die for some reason.
>>29106139yea, that's usually mehell seems like a fun place
>>29106078so he stays in the form where he lose power quicky?
>>29106102Thats why we bite it from the side.