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A VERY PYM CHRISTMAS Quest
A spin off of "Peter Parker Quest"

>You know Drunky and Ragey
>And Bow Guy and Redhead,
>Sparky and Freeze Pop
>And Tiny Girl and Spidey.

>But do you recallllll

>The Most easily forgotten Redacted of all?

>Hank Pym, the shrinking man
>Had a very shiny costume
>And if you ever saw it
>You’d say it’d pair well with DOOM‘s.

>All of the other scientists
>Used to laugh and call him lame
>They’d never suspect crazy Pym
>Has them under his peace ray’s aim

>Then one Foggy Christmas Eve
>Santa came to say
>“Hank Pym with your mind so bright
>Won’t you save Christmas Tonight?”

>Then all the citizens loved him (maybe?)
>And they all shouted out with glee(?),
>“Hank Pym the crazy scientist
>“You’ll go down in history!”

>Hey there all you happy people, eagerly awaiting Christmas. It’s me, your host, Wade Wilson. I’d like to remind you to call my number at the bottom of the screen if you ever need my services. I do anything- from painting your house to assassinating people (at my discretion)

>But, more importantly, much like massacring that Christmas Classic, is the story that I’m here to tell you tonight. It’s a story about a crazy man who will probably cause all of our horrible deaths. Well, all of YOUR horrible deaths, anyway.

>That’s right- Tonight’s about Hank Pym.

>But, you know, he wasn’t always the cheerful man you know today. No, about five years ago he was quite insecure and made lsits of revenge all the time. Let’s start by using the Ghost of Christmas Past’s powers, who I stole from the next set over, to see how he became the man he did.

>But, if you don’t want that we could just start into tonight’s story and say damn the back story, too. So, voter’s decide for Tonight’s Christmas Special’s plot!

[ ] Let’s peer into the past
[ ] Get on with it already!
[ ] Change the Channel
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>>29066144
>[x] Let’s peer into the past
My christmas is saved.
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>>29066144
>[]Peer into the past
Hooray, more time travel!
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>>29066144
>[ ] Let’s peer into the past
So happy!
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>>29066144
On a scale of 1 to ultron, how yellowjacket is this pym?
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>>29066144
>[ ] Let’s peer into the past
or

[ ] Change the Channel
Cutthroat kitchen man that's a show for deadpool!
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>>29066144
>Change the Channel

Nothing like first post derailing the thread
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>>29066144
>[ ] Get on with it already!
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>>29066144
[ ] Change the Channel
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>>29066144
>[ ] Let’s peer into the past

Changing the channel would probably leave us with someone lame, like Squirrel Girl.
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>>29066278
>Hating on Squirrel Girl

[ ] Change the Channel spitefully
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>>29066278
We'd probably get "grandma got run over by a reindeer." That shit is played 24/7 on every channel.
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>>29066144
[ ] Change the Channel

Mystery Box calls.
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>>29066323
>[ ] Change the Channel

WHAT IS IN THE BOX
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>>29066144
>[ ] Change the Channel

Squirrel girl is awesome
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>[ ] Change the Channel

Riding the derail train, next stop /co/
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>>29066144
>[]Let's peer into the past.
Screw the mystery box.
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>>29066144
I'm trying to have an Australian christmas here man, it's just about noon and family things are happening.
Have you no compassion Wade?
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>>29066144
>[ ] Let’s peer into the past

>>29066344
>>29066305
We could end up with Frank Castle, though he isn't lame I doubt his christmas special would be... you know what, nevermind, It'd be awesome.
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>>29066144
>[]Let's peer into the past.
Pym train ho!
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>>29066144
Please give Pym at least one hand puppet.
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>>29066144

>[ ] Change the Channel

Sinister Six: Origins?
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>>29066394
>>29066355
>>29066344
>>29066333
>>29066323
>>29066237
We'll end up in History Channel or Discovery Channel. You've been warned.
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>>29066410
Or it's the choice of 'past, present, future'.
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>>29066410
>Pawnstars with Deadpool

I've brought my expert on FUCK YOU HERE IS FIST THAT WILL BE 50.99$
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>>29066144
>[ ] Change the Channel

Peter, Reeds, Norman and Tony fulfill my science needs so far
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>>29066429
Cable and Cyber-Rudolph Save Christmas
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>>29066144
>[ ] Let’s peer into the past
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>[ ] Let’s peer into the past
I came here to read about SCIENCE.
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>>29066144
>[ ] Change the Channel

With some luck, we'll hit up a news channel
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>>29066144
>[ ] Change the Channel

I'm voting for this to flip off wade
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>>29066144
>[ ] Let’s peer into the past
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>>29066492
This will end up in Wade flipping us off. Let's do so.

>>29066144
>[ ] Change the Channel
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>>29066144
[ ] Get on with it already!
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>>29066144
>[ ] Change the Channel
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>>29066144
>[ ] Get on with it already!
Im here to see Pym doing SCIENCE, no more no less.
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>[ ] Change the Channel
Yup.
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>writing
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>>29066144
[ ] Let’s peer into the past
Origins time!
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>>29066580
ITS TIME FOR SCIENCE ADVENTURE!
is it just me or is capthra feel bit of broken right now?
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HOHOHO
TIME FOR CHRISTMAS
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>>29066832
Yes
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>>29066832
>Save christmas
>Save christmas...
>How.... I KNOW! I'LL BUILD A ROBOT!
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>>29066933
>I'll call it... Ultron!
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>Hey. Wait. What are you guys-

*CLICK*

“-And he only paused a moment when
he heard him holler "Stop!"
For Frosty the snow man
had to hurry on his way
But he waved goodbye saying
"Don't you cry
I'll be back again some day
" thumpity thump thump
thumpity thump thump
Look at Frosty go
thumpity thump thump
thumpity thump thump
Over the hills of snow”

The girl, in a brown outfit finishes her Christmas carol, along with the Squirrel on her shoulder. This girl is not any average girl for she is in fact Squirrel Girl, armed with a Santa Hat and Christmas cheer! Smiling at the camera she waves cheerfully.

“Hey there, boys and girls! I hope you enjoyed my caroling so far. Now next Monkey Joe and I-”

>CHANNEL FIVE, HERE I COME!

She pauses as you see a figure barrel onto the stage. Dressed in red and black, along with a Santa hat and coat, Deadpool triumphantly jumps and lands in next to Squirrel Girl.

>Can’t Escape me so easily, television audience! We’re not done here-

He pauses and looks over the girl he’s next to before pointing as she mirrors the action.

>You again?!
“You Again?!”

Deadpool pulls on his jacket and points towards the camera.

>This audience is mine. I was greenlit for a Christmas Special, and by god they’re going to have to put up with me until I tell them about Hank Pym’s Christmas.

Squirrel Girl face palms before letting out a sigh. Monkey Joe mimics her actions.

“At least you’re wearing pants…”

She pauses and looks at Deadpool. “They did what? Hank Pym’s one of the nicest guys I know! That’s not very nice.”

Crossing her arms over her chest, Squirrel Girl looks at the camera. “Hey, this guy might be a jerk, but you should at least listen to him on Christmas. It’s the one time of year you’re supposed to have good will in your heart towards your fellow man, even if he barely counts, and that means you have to put up with him for tonight.”

>1/2
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>>29067014
She pauses as the squirrel on her shoulder cracks its knuckles as she gives a very flat look at the cameras.

“Or else Monkey Joe will come for you. He’ll know if you change channels.”

Clapping her hands she smiles sweetly. “So, let’s all get along and have a very Hank Pym-y Christmas!”

The lights begin to fade as the ghost Deadpool dragged in groans in agony. The two of them quietly exchange commentary, barely audible as the screen transitions.

>Mutant
“Monster.”
>You know, Spider-man’s taken- and he won’t have any interest in you anyway. Freak.
“I-I wasn’t interested anyway. Besides, at least people can look at me without vomiting.”
>You sure stare a lot for someone not interested.
“And you don’t?”

[ ]Get on with it
[ ]Blast from the past
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>>29067037
>[ ]Get on with it

I only have so much eggnog
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>>29067014
>>29067037
>Squirrel_Girl_in_ribbon_for_co.jpg

>[ ]Blast from the past
Why not?


I love you Cosgrove.
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>>29067037
>[ ]Blast from the past
Flashback time.
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>>29067037
>[x]Blast from the past
Always got to go for the past.
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>>29067037
>[ ]Get on with it
Pym, ants and crazy science.
This is all that's needed to save the Christmas.
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>>29067037
>[X] Blast from the past

HAHA TIME FOR BACKSTORY
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>>29067037
>[ ]Blast from the past
Although, I could watch these two all night.
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>>29067037
>[]Blast from the past
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>>29067076
sadly that isn't a thing
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And already it is best Christmas.
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>>29067014
...That is not my image.

and it won't let me post it again, so maybe this will work?
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>>29067104
Christmas won't save itself!
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>>29067037
>[ ]Blast from the past
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>>29067109
It is a thing, I just don't have my harddrive on me. Later tonight when I can get away from the family though.
Also check the /co/ thread I'm about to start:
>>>/co/57287422
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>>29067037
[X]Blast from the past

I said I'd try to join in if I could, and I can.
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>>29067037
>[ ]Blast from the past
Ant Man Origins, mate!
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>>29067133
You don't know that. It could totally save itself.

Besides, I want to see Squirrel Girl take out Deadpool. I hate that guy.
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>>29066144

>Hank Pym QUEST

Did we hit Janet already?
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>>29067205
He's got a healing factor. Not even Squirrel Girl can kill him, nor would she of she could. Silver age heroes never kill.
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>>29067037
>“I-I wasn’t interested anyway. Besides, at least people can look at me without vomiting.”

This makes me laugh and ad at the same time, now Squirrel Girl is now the Sacchin of the Marvel Universe
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>>29067236
I meant beat up.

Did I say "Take out"? Silly me, wishful thinking.
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>>29067225
Leave this place Quesadilla
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>>29067225
Tigra best Pym GF

also, I hope Cassie and O'Grady pop up
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And so it begins...

>>29067306
Truth; but in the interlude with Pym he's with Janet and they appear to be happy.
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>>29067331
EMH route? I can dig it
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>>29067037
Squirrel Girl was interested in Spidy?

When did this happen?
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>>29067356
bitches in general love Spider-man
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>>29067349
Depends on how she handles when/if Ultrons creation.

>>29067306
What was this? Last I saw of those two they where a happy couple after the Skrulls...
And with Quesada bringing Janet back (and somehow making her more bitchy) I assume Marvel sank that ship because god forbid something challenge the status quo for too long or Hank be allowed to be happy.
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>>29067356
four out of five, anon. four out of five
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>writing
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>>29067356
now? they never really interacted with each other,at least in 616
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>>29067375
This goes back to West Coast Avengers days. During one of Tigra's feral periods.
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>>29067356
Spider-Man is a confirmed furry or nekophile at this point I'd expect.
Also I assume he meets Doreen in the future at some point. Maybe when we hit the Christmas season in PPQ
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>>29067356
She likes Daredevil too.
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>>29067404
Those don't count.
We have said this multiple times in PPQ and /co/
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>>29067382
umm Cos, can I suggest that you change the voting time from 15m+ to 5~10 minutes max?
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>>29067404
She's cute when drawn well, but, she's STILL SQUIRREL GIRL.

That's like settling for the geeky, slightly off-weird, not normal cute girl next door, when you have super hot supermodel badass action girls clamoring all over your hero cock.
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>>29067404

>How old are you?
Smart
>Old enough to
Careful there
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>>29067390
>>29067375

They rekindled their romance in Avengers Academy
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>>29067427

This is the only time I've ever wished I saved that Scrubs picture.
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>>29067437
Daredevil's a lawyer. He knows the questions.
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>>29067390
Guess I must have missed that one. Take it they patched things up or something. It's been a long while since I've seen those two together.

>>29067396
>Girl with a Black Cat Persona
>Turns into catgirl
>New hero shows up and wants to "understudy him"
>She is a squirrel...girl
>Gwen starts to connect the dots

>>29067427
She's STILL the single most powerful entity in Marvel 616. And she's being written. Poorly.

>>29067446
Yes; I thought WCA came after AA for some reason.
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>>29067504
God, Doom must have been having a bad day with his ego when he settled for Squirrel Girl.
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>>29067521
>settled
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>>29067521
DOOM CARES NOT FOR YOUR INSIGNIFICANT STANDARDS
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>>29067521
he just has a thing for cute girls who can kick his ass
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>>29067521
Doom do what Doom wishes to do mortal.
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>>29067521
>settle

he just has a taste for strong women
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At this rate, we won't get through this spinoff quest until after New Years.
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>>29067661
>Hasn't Cosgrove quested before
>Can't into patience
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>>29067675
I've been in Parker Quest for months. I'm just stating my opinion.
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>>29067675
not same anon but 30 minutes is kind of long even for Cos >inb4 huge 6 part story posts any second
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Welp, just got back from Saving Mr Banks to see this. Awesome, we have Deadpool presenting and we get Squirrel Girl. i wonder if these are 616 or Cosgrove-verse. Anyways, I am super stoked for this. Should be great.
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>>29067592
In a serious comic, if DOOM wanted he'd have a room covered in squirrel meat and the Squirrel Girl would be chained somewhere waiting for her execution.

But instead they made Squirrel girl "strong" to mess around. Still, jokes are jokes. Headcanon says Squirrel Girl is rotting under 7 feet of dirt.
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>>29067720
I was delayed slightly
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>>29067720
Ya I'm willing to bet that the backstory post will be long and most of the updates also long.
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>>29067731
Oh, I'm going to archive this early and if no one has any objections I will archive it under the regular PPQ tags.
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>>29067770
Nah, sounds fine.
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>>29067770
PPQ: A Very Pym Christmas Special?
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>>29067797
I did add a Pym Christmas Quest tag.

>>29067799
Christmas Special #1: A Very Pym Christmas Presented by Deadpool
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>>29067799
Featuring the Merc with a Mouth and the Girl with the Squirrels
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>>29067819
Well we don't know how involved Doreen is going to be; betting on just this small bit part/ cameo.
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To win against Squirrel girl, we just need to keep the Fight in screen.

This means using NARRATIVE TURNAROUND to keep the narrative ON us.

If we keep the fight in screen, We WIN.

If we don't use that ability or fail a couple of rolls while using it, we LOSE.

Narrative turnaround is Anti-Squirrel Girl Completely.
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>CHRISTMAS EVE, 2008

There’s a party going on, many notable up and coming scientists have been invited. Most notably, Tony Stark is attending. The van Dyne Manor is the location at which this is taking place.

But, tonight’s about not about him, though it only could have happened thanks to his caustic wit.

For, in the basement, a student of Vernon van Dyne is working, the methodical, repetitive sounds of machines overpowering the background of the party.

Tonight, Hank Pym is working.

Not for the sake of science. Not for the sake of learning.

No, he is working for revenge. Pulling out a part of a toaster he’s opened he wires it into another contraption as he looks at an image of Tesla’s ‘peace ray’ before continuing.

To the side, in the rubbish bin, is a silvered helmet that reminds one of an Ant’s head. Muttering under his breath, Hank Pym pauses to look at the list next to the peace ray picture. “THE LIST”

So far, there’s one name on it. Tony Stark.

Glancing sadly at the helmet one last time, he pauses as he sees a girl standing there hodling the helmet and looking it over.

“Excuse me, what are you doing in my lab?”

The girl glances over at him and smiles. “Well, I saw you show off this thing to Ton Stark, and I saw what happened, so I thought I’d see if you were okay. Are you?”

Snorting, he turns back to his work. “I’m fine. Or, I will be, once I’m done with this.”

Setting down the helmet on the desk, the girl leans over as she lets out a gasp. “Hey, I recognise that. You’re building Tesla’s deathray!

“…why are you building a deathray?”

Hank, not pausing to respond, begins soldering one piece to another. “I’m not building a deathray. I’m building a peace ray. To give me piece of mind.”

>1/2
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>>29067855
He glares at the list, again. Pausing, he looks back over. “That doesn’t answer why you’re in here, though.”

The girl smiles. “Well, that’s because I live here- I’m Janet van Dyne. You’re in my house, after all. So, how does it work?”

Hank sets down his tools and looks over at her. “How does what work?”

“The Helmet, of course.”

“It doesn’t matter, it’s stupid anyway.”

Hank looks over at the helmet and picks it up before he tosses it towards the rubbish bin before she catches it and sets it back down, huffing. “Hey- why are you doing that?! You can’t say it’s rubbish!”

Crossing his arms, Hank turns off his tools and leans against the desk, arms crossed. “Tell that to Tony Stark and everyone else up there.”

He flinches as Janet flicks him on the nose. “Hey, none of that attitude! Besides, I don’t have to- you put time and effort into making it right? That makes it something worth appreciating. Besides, talking to ants sounds cool.”

Shaking his head, he turns back around, a much less harsh expression on his face as he waves her off. “Take it if you like it then. I’m busy.”

“Hey, don’t say that- it’s Christmas Eve- you shouldn’t be inside and alone on Christmas Eve!”

“Well, that’s nice of you to say, but I’m fine. I’m used to it.”

He pauses as Janet grins at him, tugging on his arm with surprising strength. “Hey- do you want to build a snowman?”

>You see that annoying girl? That one there? Well, expect to see more of her. She doesn’t go away. Man, I wish he’d just built that deathray.

“Hush, we’re heading to the present already. Let’s see what he’s been up to in five years.”
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>>29067855
"The death part is a side effect."
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>>29067349
EMH Pym is best.

Also, Spectacular Spectacular Spi-

...ANT MAN!

...some one post the EMH theme or the late 90's Avengers cartoon theme.
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>>29067875
Oh crap, I just realized that Deadpool and Squirrel Girl totally come off as Ghost of Christmas Past and Present here.
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>>29067728
Doomfags are the molecular opposite of fun and you do very little to change my perspective
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>>29067905
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlw6l9v7FYc

>they will never release the full theme
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>>29067875

And here we have the first recorded instance of a mad scientist who, despite on the path to becoming a villain, instead becomes a hero.
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>>29067855
>>29067875
>Snuffed by Tony Stark at a dinner party
More super villains are made this way than containment field breaches and radioactive waste combined.
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>>29067940
thats pretty much his story.
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>>29067958
Iron Man indirectly creates more villains than Batman.
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>>29067940
Well technically he became a regular scientist guy.

>>29067963
Got a feeling Cosgrove read a few of those from Sundays thread.


Thanks for running Cosgrove; you're a trooper.
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>>29067917
I agree.
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>>29067963
Before Janet came into the room in this quest's continuity, he may very well have just shouted to the heavens "I'll show them... I'LL SHOW THEM ALL!"

A waifu can do wonderful things for a man's personality.
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>>29067934
And now I'm sad....
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>>29067958

Tony is a dick
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>YOU ARE NOW HANK PYM

It’s been five years since that Christmas, and it is once more Christmas eve. You’re no longer working under Vernon van Dyne, and as such, you’re in your lab that also is your apartment in New York.

That isn’t to say that Janet still doesn’t bother you. Because she does, a lot.

But you’ve been doing the best you can with what you’ve got, and its nice to have company, anyway. She’s like an annoying little sister.

You’ve been working discovering a new particle you refer to as ‘Pym Particles’ depending on how they’re used, they can make things grow of shrink. But you haven’t yet fully figured out how to safely use them.

You’re currently drinking a cup of hot chocolate- four marshmallows, not three, not five. Four- trying to decide what to do for the evening. As far as you know, Janet is going to the movies with someone.

You’ve been toying with some ideas on things to do for the evening.

>[ ]Use the free evening to work on something
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
>[ ]Superheroes on the brain
>[ ]Write in
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>>29068006
I like her. She's a qt.
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>>29068061
>>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>>[ ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
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>>29068061
>>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
...Nah, probably not.
>>[ ]Use the free evening to work on something
SCIENCE!
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>>29068061
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Use the free evening to work on something

>>29068018
Indeed Anon... indeed.
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>>29068061
>>[ ]Superheroes on the brain
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>>29068061
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
remember what you forgot while snooping
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>>29068061
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Superheroes on the brain
I'm curious to see what he thinks of Spider-Man
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>>29068061
>[X ]Am I forgetting something?
>[X ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
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>>29068061
Put on ant helmet, have ants spy on jan.
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>>29068061
>[X]Am I forgetting something?
>[X]Superheroes on the brain
"If someone like Tony Stark can do it... why can't I? I'm as smart as him. Probably smarter."
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http://comraderecs.tumblr.com/

I can't recommend Mighty Avengers 20-36 enough

>Pym and O'Grady team up mini
http://www.mediafire.com/download/s4gorl3brf9huw3/Ant-Man+and+Wasp+%282010%29.zip

merry christmas /tg/

>>29068061
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
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>>29068101
Also, we might get a little future knowledge, meta as that may be.
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>>29068061
>>[ ]Superheroes on the brain
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>>29068061
>>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Use the free evening to work on something
>[ ]Superheroes on the brain
All of above at same time
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>>29068061
>>[ ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
We shouldn't snoop on her. It's rude, and it's almost Christmas. We could find her present to us and that'd ruin the surprise. We wouldn't want her finding the present...

we got...

for...

We did get her a present, right?
>[X]Am I forgetting something?
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>>29067934
I love that opening.

It would be incredibly cool if Peter ends up being one of the founding members of the Avengers.
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>>29068124
probably interested that sticky fluid he leaves all over town but frustrated he can't get a sample because it dissolves too fast for proper examination
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Do you want to build a snowman? It doesn't have to be a snowman.
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>>29068136
We very well might be if we manage to talk to Nick Fury in costume.
Though we need to remember that Peter might need to talk to Fury as Peter Parker if he wants to find out what happened to his parents without compromising his secret identity.
Though SHIELD tends to figure that out pretty damn quickly anyway.
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>>29068136
Commuter and I were thinking that if it ends up like movie-verse when Cap is giving orders he looks and is about to talk to Hulk when it's like:

Spidey: "Hey, what about me?"
The rest of the Avengers turn.
Cap: "Who are you?"
Spidey: "You wound me!"

>>29068134
"Well, I know of this Chinese street stall that sells interesting statues."
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>>29068170
I propose a GIANT SNOW ANT
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>>29068134
>We did get her a present, right?
... fffffuck.
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>Super heroes on the mind
>"I... I know! I'll become Myrman!"
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>>29068174
>>29068136
All we really need to do is form a superhero team while Janets there. She's the one who comes up with the name.
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>>29068061
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
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>>29068180
I love that image.
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>>29068093
>>29068061
I also want to add:
>[ ]Am I forgetting something?
>[ ]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
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>>29068180
>"Well, I know of this Chinese street stall that sells interesting statues."
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>>29068180
"Oh, neat, they have a wasp statue. I bet she'd love that!"
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>>29068180
Oh Spidey, arriving late to the party and joining the form up.
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>>29068061
>Continue research
>Remember what day it is
>Panic because we didn't get Jan anything (probably)
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>writing
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>>29068247
Being the Center of the Web, we'd have more luck uniting the Avengers than Fury or Cap would.
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>>29068291
Being an obnoxious seventeen year old who can't shut up when he's nervous would make us far worse.
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>>29068061
>[x]Am I forgetting something?
>[x]Spend time snooping on Janet- turnabout’s fair play considering how much she does it to you
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>"Jan, give that back! I..need it ...to write m..my..thes....
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>>29068417
"...It can wait."
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>>29068445
"But... but the publishing date..."
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You probably shouldn’t work on anything tonight-you DID promise, after all. And dealing with Janet after breaking a promise isn’t fun. She commanded the ants to torment you last time. For a week.

Still, you should do something today- you’ve got superheroes on the brain- Spider-man and Scarlet Spider here in new York, though the latter doesn’t show up too often, really- and Iron Man in California. If Tony Stark can be a super-hero, so can you! Besides, then you mgit be able to ask Spider-man about his webbing- it always dissolves before you can get a sample.

And you could snoop on Janet, but you might discover what gift she got you, which would upset her. After all you wouldn’t want her to find out what gift you got her…

You did, right?

Surely, you must have…



PANIC! PANIC!

You look outside, seeing crowded streets as you throw your coat on and head into the storm of madness that is Christmas Eve shoppers in New York City. And it’s evening- shops will be closing very soon

What should you get Janet? Some expensive? Something girl-y? Something science-y?

“Excuse me, son, may I have a moment?”

There’s one of those annoying bell-ringing street-side Santas talking to you- likely asking you to donate to something.

>[ ]Ignore, get gift
>[ ]”Sorry, I’m busy” Get gift
>[ ]Stop and listen
>[ ]write in
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>>29068457
>[x]”Sorry, I’m busy” Get gift

maybe toss him a dollar
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>>29068457
>[ ]Stop and listen
Eh, what do we loose listening to the Santa?
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>>29068417
...well, now I can't get EMH Jan, Classic Tinkerbell, & Bleach pilot manuscript Rukia in the teacup out of my head...great.
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>>29068457
>[ ]Stop and listen
He's Santa, right? He knows all about gifts! He might even know what Jan wants!
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>>29068457
>[]Write in
"Perfect! You're a Santa, you'd know. What kind of gifts do girls like? Jan didn't appreciate the weather dominator I got her for her birthday."
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>>29068457
>[ ]”Sorry, I’m busy” Get gift
But Toss him a fiver anyway
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>>29068457
"Sure sure sure... I'm kind of in a hurry though... I completely forgot what day it is!"
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>>29068457
>>[ ]write in: Listen I don't have the time. Here's a...*looks in wallet* $20. Keep saving those orphans!
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>>29068457
>[x]Stop and listen
Shiney red button no?
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>>29068457
>[ ]Stop and listen
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>>29068457
>>[ ]write in
"You wouldn't happen to know any trust worthy sculpturer who would sell me some animal themed figurine ?"
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>>29068495
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>>29068457
>stop & listen
>think about making Jan something, buy the components and whip it up before morning...
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>>29068457
>[ ]Stop and listen
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>>29068504
>>29068457
Change to this.
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>>29068504
"Weather dominator?"
"CALIBRATOR! I mean calibrator, not dominator! Why do I keep DOING that? Anyway, what should I get her?"
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>>29068539
"Drink up, Hank, it'll help you loosen up,"
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>>29068504
Glorious. Can we look panicked and frazzled while asking?
"I mean who wouldn't want a weather... dom... termom... thing. A Weather Thing! Ha. Ha... HAHAHAHAHA S-sorry..."
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>>29068457
[ ]Stop and listen
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>>29068457
inb4 Santa needs the Infinity Gauntlet (again)
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>>29068457
>[X]Stop and listen
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>>29068595
Well, he's not getting it! Giving him that thing was a terrible idea!
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>>29068573
"I added the ..* HIC*..bubbles myself"
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>>29068595
"Hohoho I need the time gem to freeze the world so I can deliver gifts to all the worlds children based on their socio-economic class and religious affiliationoh-hoho!"
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>>29068609
Happy ending though.
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>>29068576
"Just think of the completely sane and not criminally insane things that can be done with a wearer control device. Helping the growing season, dispersing hurricanes, and not holding the seaboard ransom for billions,"
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>>29068632
"I certainly did not build it to show those fools who laughed at me how egregious their error was. Certainly."
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>writing
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>>29068613
"Jan, is it safe to drink that much at your size. Theoretically the mass difference and comparative concentration in the alcohol would be like drinking undiluted grain liq-"

"Get down her and I'll show you a mass dibberance"
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Apple berry pie, wine, and PPQ.

Yep. 'Tis the season to be comfy. Who else is comfy this Christmas (Eve)?
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>>29068685
I have two Hot Buttered Rums and am maximum comfy
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>>29068685
I'm wearing my Penance costume... so not really comfy.
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>>29068685
>wine
me too...
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>>29068653
"Ha I mean holding the eastern seaboard ransom. what a silly thing to say. Ha.... Ha... HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!
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>>29068685
Drinking cider under a blanket while watching the Metropolis dvd I got to open early and just had some chocolate pecan pie. I love Christmas.
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>>29068681
Translated from: "gibdownasd shooooo dbifbrece"
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>>29068746
Oooh. Is it the new extended version that they found in South America and remastered?
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>>29068685
Nothing fancy here, but I'm warm, home, and hanging out with my cat so everything's great.
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>>29067958
At least Reed Richards isn't an asshole in the same way.
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>>29068761
Yup!
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>>29068795
You lucky not ginger son and not daughter of a bitch!
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You pause as the gears in your head turn. This guy is a Santa- he’ll know something about gifts, surely.

"Perfect! You're a Santa, you'd know. What kind of gifts do girls like? Jan didn't appreciate the automatic make-up applier I got her for her birthday."

Yeah… that’s also why you aren’t allowed to work on Christmas Eve again. There was also that time she caught you trying to make that weather controller, too, because the snow was interfering with a delivery to your house…

The Santa is caught a bit off guard before he recovers.

“That isn’t important now- I need your help! Without your aid, Christmas is doomed. Doomed I say!”

You pause and look at the man- he’s ragged looking and you don’t see any of those money collectors, or even a bell. This might just be a hobo. Besides- Janet’s very important- you’d hate to see her face if you told her that you forgot to get a her a present!

You glance at your watch- it’s still a distance to get to the shops.

>[ ]“Look, this is all I can do to help- don‘t spend it on alcohol or drugs-” Hand him a 20.
>[ ]Ignore- head off to get presents
>[ ]Listen to the guy, even if it means you might miss out on getting Janet’s gift.
>[ ]Write in
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>>29068795
Nice! I haven't seen Metropolis since college, but i would love to see that. Is it the Criterion edition? If so, I would bet it has a lot of extra goodies.
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>>29068806
>[ ]“Look, this is all I can do to help- don‘t spend it on alcohol or drugs-” Hand him a 20.
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>>29068795
How do you call it a superiority complex when you can literally create and control the weather?
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>>29068806
>[ ]Listen to the guy, even if it means you might miss out on getting Janet’s gift.
Let's see what Hobo Santa needs.
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>>29068806
>>[ ]Listen to the guy, even if it means you might miss out on getting Janet’s gift.
>[ ]“Look, this is all I can do to help- don‘t spend it on alcohol or drugs-” Hand him a 20.
>[ ]Write in
"Do you want me call hospital or something?"
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>>29068806
>Talk with him as we walk to the store because we're Pym and we're batshit enough to listen to a santa hobo
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>>29068806
Is there the familiar twinkle of inbalance in this man's eyes that we recognize from the mirror.
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>>29068806
>[ ]Write in: Look, I'm kind of on a time limit here. Can you give me the elevator speech of this whole thing? And maybe a good gift for a girl.
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>>29068806
Christmas? Doomed? This is dumb. Time to get a present!
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>>29068806
>>29068837
I like to go with this one
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>>29068806
>>[ ]Listen to the guy, even if it means you might miss out on getting Janet’s gift.
Hobo's always know best.
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>>29068839
>>29068837
This works.
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>>29068713
>>[X]Write in
"...I'm actually on a time limit here, so if you could give me the summary that would be great. I have to get a present for someone before the shops close."
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>>29068806
>[ ]Listen to the guy, even if it means you might miss out on getting Janet’s gift.
You seem to have discovered my weakness. You have peaked my curiosity.

>>29068808
It's from "Kino International"
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>>29068806
>[x]“Look, this is all I can do to help- don‘t spend it on alcohol or drugs-” Hand him a 20.

Science damn it! We don't have time for this! JAN!
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>>29068857
Seconding this.
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>>29068837
seconding this
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>>29068869
Meant to quote >>29068806

This >>29068839
Works just as well.
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>>29068837
I think we're exactly batshit insane enough to listen to a Santa saying we have to hurry in order to save Christmas.
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>>29068857
Go with these
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>>29068837
>>29068806
This one, Cos.
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>>29068837
this is good
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I used to have a bigger version but I lost it

also seconded >>29068837
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>>29068954
What the hell, is this a picture for ants?
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>>29068837
This
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>>29068978

Yes.
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>>29068978
Yes actually.
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>>29068989
>>29068994

"Note to self: Camera for ants"
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>>29068806
Save Christmas?

That'll show Stark.

In fact, that'll show them all!
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>>29068978
Probably.
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>>29069012
!!!!!!

The espionage implications alone. Or even the nature documentary potential.
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>>29069018
I fucking love Pym
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>writing
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>>29069036
"We could examine the lives of ants inside their mounds with minimal interference! MINIMAL INTERFERENCE, Tony!"
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>>29069062
That's cool and I'm going to let you finish, but Reed Richards is truly the smartest mind on the planet.
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>>29069101
Oh, really?
I don't know of any particles called "Richards Particles"
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>>29069101
But Pym's the better scientist.
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>>29069062
"Hank...the Avengers is now a no Hanks club,"
"but what about Doctor McCoy?"
"rargh"
"No Hanks. We can have one,"
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>>29069132
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>>29069101
please redirect yourself to >>29069042
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>>29069182
I should have put quotes around it so it would be known i was in character as Tony. Or just added an image of Kanye to show I was joking.
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>>29069101
Richards ain't the fuckin' scientist supreme. Hank Pym is like the science version of Dr. Strange, except instead of a fruit cape and magic eye and a Chinese butler, Hank gets a lab coat with fuckin' quinjets in the pockets. Why? Because he's Hank Pym, and Hank Pym might need to hit a bitch upside the head with a state of the art supersonic jet that he keeps in his fuckin' pocket.
>>
Speaking as someone who's only experience with Spider-man or Marvel in general from various cartoons and a Spider-man comic (the ending of the Alien Costume arc actually), all this posturing is really hilarious.
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this shouldn't have been as hard to find as it should have

what happened to the YT vid?

http://mp3skull.com/mp3/adam_warrock_hank_pym.html
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“Look, I’ve got to get a present for my friend before the shops close, but I’m willing to listen to you, you’ll just have to walk with me as I go.”

The old man pauses and looks at you. “You’ll listen?”

You nod as you start walking, him keeping pace. ”Yeah, but I will need some advice for a gift, though.”

The old man clears his throat. “Well, alright, but let me begin- the other Christmas holiday celebrities are trying to kill me off. Frosty’s got the north pole on lock down and I think the Snow Queen’s working with him, but Old Man Winter is thankfully staying out of it. Still, my Reindeer can’t take of with the blizzard that’s currently ongoing thanks to Jack Frost nipping at our heels. Thankfully, the elves and Mrs Claus are safe in my workshop for now.”

The old man grimaces and rubs his hands together. “and if I don’t go, Krampus will take back over. And nobody wants that. So, I need you to assemble heroes tonight to fight for Christmas- I can get you anywhere you need to go in time, but I cannot do it alone, my Christmas Magics have been too greatly weakened.”

You get off the train to see that it’s a madman’s zone as people rush from store to store to buy presents as you listen to the old man finish his story.

Magic? Jack Frost? The Snow Queen? This man is actually THE Santa?

Hmm

>[ ]…Yeah, here’s twenty bucks, you don’t need to buy any more alcohol, get something to eat.
>[ ] Hmm, you say you’re Santa, right?
>[ ]That’s great and all, I’ll be back, right after I grab a gift.
>[ ]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this
>[ ]Write in
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>>29069209
Fair enough. My bad for misreading your post
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>>29069283
>[ ]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this
"I thought the medication was supposed to stop things like this from happening to me..."
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>>29069283
>[ ] Hmm, you say you’re Santa, right?
>[ ]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this
>[ ] Ah, what the hey! She can come too, right?
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>>29069283
>[X]...I should probably call Janet - she's warned me about this.
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>>29069283
Keep talking and browsing. I believe
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>>29069283
>[ ] Hmm, you say you’re Santa, right?
>[ ]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this

I thought the pills were supposed to make this kinda stuff go away!
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>>29069283
>>[ ] Hmm, you say you’re Santa, right?
>>[ ]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this
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>>29069315
This.
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>>29069283
>[ ]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this
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>>29069283
"... ... ... Well with Ironman and Spider-Man and whatever men... I guess that makes... sense given the situation?"
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>>29069283
>>>[X] Hmm, you say you’re Santa, right?
"Am I on the naughty or nice list this year?"
>>[X]…I should probably call Janet- she’s warned me bout this
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>>29069283
> I can get you anywhere you need to go in time
>>[ ]Write in
semi-sarcastic "can you get me to spider-man?"
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>>29069325
>>29069329
>>29069338
These.
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>>29069315
This.
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>>29069339
I like this. A good way to prove if he's the real deal.
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>>29069339
Santa Claus and Pym fall down the Parker House chimney. Totally out Peter and Gwen in front of their friends and family.
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>>29069339
Might as well give that a shot.
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>>29069339
I like it.
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>>29069339
This one, mate!
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>>29069339
Santa: "That boy has enough on his plate without having to deal with this too. Let him have tonight."
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>>29069339
Uh oh.

We're going to create a time paradox if we fail to act exactly as Peter does when we end the timeskip at Christmas.

Are you sure you guys want to do this?
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>>29069339
Spider-man is busy with Christmas stuff. Don't bother him.
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>>29069396
Why not? I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
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>>29069101
The problem with Reed Richards is he doesn't publish his work. Ever.

Yeah sure he claims to have discovered [#NAME] particles 20 years ago but he never told anyone so who cares.
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>>29069414
God damn.
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>Double captchas now
>Merry Christmas faggots - m00t
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>>29069414

Everything.
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>>29069339
You really want to ruin Peter's Christmas, huh?

Well so do I
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>>29069339
Um, you realize that since Parker-Spider-Man doesn't exist yet that we'd probably end up either deep in the past or on some parallel earth?
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>>29069283
>[x] Hmm, you say you’re Santa, right?
Welcome to Cosgroves Christmasy Realm
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>>29069339
Guys, this is a really bad idea. Though, there is the point last quest where Cos had Pym trying to get Spidey's attention and failing. So, yeah, we aren't playing with Spidey tonight.
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>>29069451
He does already, haven''t you read the text?
>Still, you should do something today- you’ve got superheroes on the brain- Spider-man and Scarlet Spider here in new York, though the latter doesn’t show up too often, really- and Iron Man in California. If Tony Stark can be a super-hero, so can you! Besides, then you mgit be able to ask Spider-man about his webbing- it always dissolves before you can get a sample.
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>>29069433
You got to be fucking kidding me. That can't be real yet the disappointment and disgust of the old folks are just too real.
>>29069339
SURE.

Santa Ultimate test.
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>>29069423
>>29069433
I'm sure that Cos wouldn't let us do anything to bad. It's Christmas!
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>>29069451
No, this event occurs a month in the future from our Thanksgiving as Peter.
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>>29069425

Wait, are you serious?
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>>29069408
Pym doesn't know that and santa need some heroes to save Chrismas, also I trust Cos will stop us from crating a paradox or something

>>29069451
>realize that since Parker-Spider-Man doesn't exist yet
>>29068457
>Spider-man and Scarlet Spider here in new York

You didn't read correctly man.
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>>29069499
No I'm not.
If you know how these things function, usually you only have to input one of the words (pretty easy to tell which); you now need to input both fields and as you can see, they are not exactly easy to get 100% right.
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Obviously we can't gather a team of supers to save Christmas. So we need to build some sort of robotic superman to save Christmas forever.
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>>29069508
He probably missed where the flashback to 2008 ended and we came back to the near future.
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>>29069530
We are not building Ultron to save Christmas.
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>>29069540
Ultron's a silly name anyway.
What about Santron?
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>>29069527
Yeah, this sucks.

>>29069540
You're right... maybe we can build it for NEXT Christmas.
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>>29069530
>not building sANTa
do you even Pym?
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>>29069530

Why not just build an army of ants?
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>>29069553
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>>29069283
>I should probably call Janet, she warned me about this.
>anywhere? Like, say, where Spider-Man or Scarlet Spider are right now?
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>>29069586
Oh dear sweet merciful god, NO!
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>writinf
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>>29069527
sometimes I get those catchpas that are like a pic of somebody's house number and that a long ass strand of random numbers

and no matter how many times I refresh it never went back to words, just numbers
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>>29069586
It... It makes a horrible kind of sense...
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>>29069639
"I... I DID IT! I saved Christmas! I made a robot that calculates naughty and niceness quicker than any super computer and can make and deliver all the gifts! ... I even put in a self defense mechanism so you don't have to worry about those other guys roughing him up!"
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>>29069676

"...Now I'll have to go back in time and kill you, bub."
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>>29069676
to be honest if you were not naughty AT ALL he doesnt shoot you
he even gave zoidberg a pogo stick
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>>29069676
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A34N06m183E
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>>29069586
>>29069676
>The second Pym tightens the first bolt Peters Spider-Sense blares the loudest its ever been.
>And so the holly-jolly-holocaust began
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>>29069283
> write in
Huh okay sure, you get me uh... spiderman, and his girlfriend whatever her name is and ill do it. Oh and throw in tony stark so i can see the look on his face and the perfect gift for Janet.
Pull out wallet and prepare to give the homeless guy a 20.
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>>29069540
What are you talking about that's the best reason to build Ultron.
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>>29069804
Actually, if he gets us the Scarlet Spider instead of Spider-Man I'd be happy.
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>>29069902
That's certainly a fine option which I will accept.
I just hope Gwen can have a story for her father for why she was out.
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No seriously guys, we need sANTas. You know how Pym would use ants to act as surveillance and keep contact with the police in times of crisis? It's like that, except the ants can deliver presents. It's genius!
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>>29069917
He might have had to work, or got called in.
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>>29069923
"Nothing says Christmas like a swarms of ants across the globe, Jan!"
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What do ants even talk about?
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>>29069985
Food, killing everything, dirt.
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>>29069985
how they're gonna fuck up those yellow and black wearing queers, and steal all they honey.
Fuckin' beast.
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>>29069985
Collecting food for the queen and fighting insect that muscle in n their turf.
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positive reinforcement
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>>29069971
>implying Jan isn't busy making a Santa inspired version of her outfit

>>29069985
If Animorphs taught me anything, it's that they're relatively braindead creatures
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>>29069971
"It's perfect! They'll assemble the gifts as the year goes by IN their homes so Christmas day, BOOM! Instant gifts!"
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>>29070010
>that song
HOLY FUCK THAT BETTER BE A REFERENCE TO WHAT I THINK IT IS
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>>29070040
ANTZ?

You bet your ass.
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>>29070053
YES
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HYPE

CHRISTMAS

MUST SAVE
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“So you’re saying you could take me to Spider-man or Scarlet Spider or Tony Stark’s house, then?”

The old man strokes his beard. “Well, not Spider-man or Scarlet Spider- without you telling me their real names, I cannot transport you to their domicile’s front door. Tony Stark is doable, though. I could do it right now.”

You raise an eyebrow. “One moment, please.”

Pulling out your cellphone, you call Janet- she’s warned you about things like this.

“Hello, Janet? I need your help.”

You hear her on the phone, she sounds a bit wary. “Sure, Hank What is it?”

You quickly explain the situation as she lets out a sigh. “It’s probably a drunk, but I’m currently out, I’ll get the address of where I‘m at- if he’s legitimate, he’ll take you there with his ‘magic‘ if not- then be careful that he doesn‘t try to attack you and get home.”

Writing down the address, you wish her a merry Christmas and hang up. Turning to the old man, you hand him the address before pausing. “You’re Santa, so… have I been naughty or nice?”

He raises a cheerful eyebrow. “I think we both know that answer.”

Clearing your throat, you hand him the address- “I hate to be the guy to be a pessimist, but my friend Janet says I need to prove that you’re real. You said you can go to any address, right? So, here’s where she’s currently at.”

Pulling you into an alley, you tense before a touch of his nose, and a wink of his eye, the two of you are in a completely different alley, across the street is the store Janet mentioned. Turning to the old man, you grab him by the shoulder you give him a manic smile- “I have to understand the physics and method behind what you just did.”

Santa just chuckles with a stomach that’s like a bowl full of Jelly. “Hohoho, Hank, m’boy, its holiday magic.”

>1/3
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>>29070248
Heading towards the alley’s exit, you grin triumphantly. “There’s no such thing as magic- just science I haven’t figured out yet.”

A moment later, a very nervous Janet is introduced to Santa. “..and you’re sure?”

You nod with a smile. “Absolutely.”

Santa lets out a thoughtful rumble. “So, Hank- is there anyone you can think of that help us?”

You grimace as a name comes to mind. Moments later, you’re knocking on the door of Tony Stark’s house. Opening the door is a very surprised looking Stark, before his eyes narrow.

“Hey, Tony- you might not remember me, but-”

“Who are you and how did find out where I live?”

Clearing your throat you give a big smile. “That’s not important, right now I need you to help join my group to Save Christmas.”

He stare as you and steps back- looking like he’s going to let you in and lets you step forward, before he slams the door in your face. Falling back, clutching at your nose, you hear the door dead bolting as a voice speaks over an intercom.

“Please leave the property immediately. Or else Mister Stark will have no choice but to eject you from his property.”

Glancing at Janice and Santa, you three run- five minutes later, you’re back in NYC as you let out a sigh and massage your nose, doodling into a napkin out of Janice’s sight. You pause as you see a shadow overhead. In red and blue- you see Spider-man swing close overhead- he might be able to hear you. Standing up, you cup your hands around your mouth.

“Spider-man! Hey, Spider-man! I’d like you to join my group I’m assem-”

You watch him swing away out of sight without even pausing. Sighing you sit back down. “Well, at least he didn’t slam a door in my face like Tony Stark did.”

You smile as you look at Janet. “Don’t worry Janet, even if it’s just you and me, We’ll save Christmas!”

>2/3
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>>29070263
And then you notice her holding you napkin doodles, which is no longer next to you. “Hank- what have I told you about deathrays?”

Freezing, you’re saved by Santa clearing his throat. “Time’s coming to a draw. Is there no-one else you can think of to help?”

>Anyone Else?
>Looks like it's the unstoppable duo
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>>29070277
>Anyone Else?
Victor Von Doom
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>>29070277
>Anyone Else?

Thor maybe? Is he a thing yet?
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>>29070248
"Oh man, this is either really happening, or I finally snapped and I'll wake up in three weeks being nursed back to health by Janet after they find me passed out on fifth avenue...I am fine with both of those,"
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>>29070277

JOHHNY.

Because heroes, santa and ADVENTURE.
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>>29070277
Deadpool
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>>29070277
Well, Scarlet Spider is out.

Maybe Reed Richards or Victor Von Doom? Preferably not both.
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>>29070277
>>Anyone Else?
"um Santa, can you use your magic to bring people from past? Like Captain America?"
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>>29070277
>>Looks like it's the unstoppable duo

I never really watched EMH. Were Hank and Jan in a relationship like in 616?
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>>29070277
Doctor Doom

....What? He clearly looks like a nice guy.
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>>29070277
Get Ares
Save Christmas
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>>29070277
>Captain america
Maybe Hank knows he was real
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>>29070263
>You watch him swing away out of sight without even pausing. Sighing you sit back down. “Well, at least he didn’t slam a door in my face like Tony Stark did.”
>You smile as you look at Janet. “Don’t worry Janet, even if it’s just you and me, We’ll save Christmas!”

>mfw we played RIGHT into Cosgrove's hands

>>29070277
>Anyone Else?
REED RICHARDS! He's a total prick, but he's a genius like us! He can help
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>>29070277
>Doctor Doom or Johnny Storm!
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>>29070277
if santa clause is real what about Captain America? Or the tooth fairy?
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>>29070277
Steven Strange
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>>29070315
I almost suggested it but they are probably still in lock-down.

Also, we should probably just get on with it.
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>>29070277
If it's magic, maybe that Doctor Strange fellow from TV knows something
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>>29070321
>>29070294
>>29070293

stay in character anon! pym doesn't know about them.
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>>29070308
>>29070295
>>29070286
>>29070321

4 on board the DOOMship

>>29070315
>>29070295
2 on the Reed ship

>>29070322
>>29070310
>>29070300
3 on Cap's ship

>>29070293
>>29070321
2 on Johnny's ship.


I say, why not all?
Weird Avengers Assemble!
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>>29070293
as far as Pym knows, Johnny has no superpowers. Reed Richards on the other hand, he knows is a genius.
Little does he know, Reed has stretchy powers.
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>>29070277
>Stephen Strange knows magic! The TV said so!
>Maybe Christmas Magic can get us past Reed's quarantine. Any radiation that would stick around this long would have surely killed him by now, so it's probably safe.
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>>29070303
yep
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>>29070277
>Looks like it's the unstoppable duo
Hank doesn't know that the Storms have superpowers and probably thinks that Captain America is a myth.
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>>29070325
>>29070335
This.

Get the Sorcerer Supreme and Scientist Supreme on this.
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>>29070343
Oh right Dr. Strange.

Why not.
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>>29070277
>Looks like it's the unstoppable duo

WHO NEEDS THOSE FAGS! WE HAVE SCIENCE!!!... and Jan.
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>>29070263
Captain America?
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>>29070354
>probably thinks that Captain America is a myth.
Hank founded the Avengers, damn it! He knows who the hell Cap is!
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>>29070277
Doctor Strange from TV!

Maybe he's the real deal like Santa here is.
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>>29070372
No in this m-universe, or at least not yet
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>>29070277
>Magic?
>How about that Stephen Strange guy Janet sometimes watches on TV?
>Or Reed Richards? I always wanted to pick his brain...
>You do time stuff right? What about Captain America? I think that was a guy... maybe he was just a movie thing...
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>>29070343
>>29070325
>>29070335
OH MY FUCK, YES! Dr. Strange!

Henry Pym, Janet Van Dyne, Steven Strange, Santa Claus, Reed Richards, and possibly Ben Grimm!

ASSEMBLE!
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>>29070277

do we know T'Challa? Luke Cage? Daniel Rand? Hank McCoy?
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>>29070277
Stephen Strange.
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>>29070372
In this universe there are no Avengers yet.

I wouldn't mind trying Reed or Strange (if it would be in-character for Pym to do so). Though, given that I want to try to get Sue and Reed to talk once we are done with Thanksgiving and time-skips i would rather hold off on touching that.
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>And then you notice her holding you napkin doodles, which is no longer next to you. “Hank- what have I told you about deathrays?”
I think this is a subtle hint to tell us to finish our helm.
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>>29070354
> Captain America is a myth.
We are talking to santa clause. Im willing to go out on a limb or two.
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>Cosgrove gives us a montage of every marvel hero slamming the door in our face

can us and Jan just save Christmas already?
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And we should swing by the lab and pick up the ant helmet and the Pym particle emitters.
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>>29070404
Is Hank McCoy even that well-known? Yeah, he's a genius too, but he's not at all in the public eye.

>>29070372
Captain America isn't his name. It's Steve Rogers. He doesn't know that, so he can't get him out of the ice yet.
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>>29070443
What if he's already out of the ice, and in SHIELD custody?
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>>29070436
It would be stupid to not ask everyone you can for help.

>>29070462
It doesn't matter since we don't know his real name.
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>>29070443
Google Cpt. America real name.
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>>29070277
"Not really. I mean, sure, there are people from the scientific community like Reed Richards, there's Victor von Doom, maybe Otto Octavius, but I don't really think they'd buy the whole 'save Christmas' thing any more than Stark did. Oh, hey, mayber Bruce Banner's work on radiation could help make some headway on the holiday magic teleportation thing! Er... Do I even know that many people by name? There was that one mutant activist, Professor Charles Xavier... And there's that Stephen Strange quack from TV. Uhm... J. Jonah Jameson? I'm just throwing out celebrity names now. ...I think I need to get out more, cuz that's all I've got. Maybe if we go find a Yellow Pages....?"

I don't know how much of this is feasible from Cosverse's common knowledge though. I can't even keep all of it straight.
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>>29070277
Doctor Strange and Reed Richards seem like the only two that Hank would realistically think of.
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If anyone would take Santa Claus seriously, it's Strange.
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Thought, isn't mid winter/New Years when the Avenging Angel takes to the skies of Manhattan traditionally in most continuities before Xavier comes calling for the young Worthington?
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>>29070443

we probably went to collage with him

and I just realized luke and daniel ain't heros yet
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Dr strange and doom would probably believe pym due to being able to see magic.

Only strange might actually give a damn though.
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>>29070277
>Anyone Else?
Bruce Banner
"How the Buff Looking Grinch Saved Christmas"
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>>29070489
Actually... Depending on when/if Heroes for Hire opened for business, the Yellow Pages might not be a bad idea...
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>>29070518
Santa Doom
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>>29070496
"Ahhh yes Kristopher Kringle; how are you this fine eve my dear friend please please come in..."
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>>29070518

DOOM WILL ONE DAY LEAD THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD

AND CHRISTMAS BRINGS JOY TO THE PEOPLE OF THE WORLD WHY WOULDN'T DOOM HELP WITH SAVING IT
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>>29070277
Yeah. Doctor Strange is basically the only one I can see actually helping or taking this all seriously.
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>Counting, deliberating, writing
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>>29070543

Well maybe if susan asks him nicely...

They're still stuck at the embassy right?

So we might get a 3 for 1 deal.
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>>29070555
So, I'm going to begin tonight's festivities- For Doctor Stephen Strange, I'm going to need 1d6
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Rolled 5

>>29070579
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Rolled 4

>>29070579
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Rolled 5

>>29070579
c'mon satan!
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Rolled 6

>>29070579

Like this?
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>>29070601
>>29070597
>>29070594
>>29070592
Wow
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>>29070592
>>29070594
>>29070597
Those are... good, I hope.
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Rolled 2, 2, 4 = 8

>>29070592
>>29070594
>>29070597
Your total is- 5

Rolling- I'm also going to need another set of 3 of 1d6
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>>29070579
Come on, Summoning picutre for good luck.
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>already 1:30AM on Christmas
>Can Hank save it in time?
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Rolled 1

>>29070623
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Rolled 4, 1, 2 = 7

>>29070623
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Rolled 1

>>29070623
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Rolled 1

>>29070623
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Rolled 1

>>29070623
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>>29070626
You motherfucker
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Rolled 6

>>29070623
Let go
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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>>29070642
>>29070636
>>29070634
>>29070632
WHAT
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>>29070642
>>29070636
>>29070634
>>29070633
>>29070632
>All dem 1s
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
And thanks for playing.

I blame this fucker>>29070626
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
Oh Jesus christ.
Confirmed for being killed by DOOM. (unless lower = good in th
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
>>29070642
>>29070648
Literally what.
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>>29070632
>>29070633
>>29070636
>>29070642
this is some cosmic BS!
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
What the fuck
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
>>29070642
WHAT
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>>29070646
>all dese ones
>mad QM

well..uh.. There's always Kwanza Jan!
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Rolled 1, 2, 6 = 9

>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
Total- 1
Rolling
I'm not going to need 3 sets of 2d6
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>>29070632
>>29070634
>>29070636
TIME TO SAVE CHRISTMAS
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>>29070623
Please let us spend some insani... I mean some Ant Points
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Rolled 6, 3 = 9

>>29070682
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Random dice my ass
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>>29070626
IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT.
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>>29070277
Fuck it, let's save Christmas with Jan.
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Rolled 3, 1 = 4

>>29070682
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Rolled 4

>>29070682
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>>29070375
That is a good suggestion. Good on you Anon
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cosgrove please please let a 1 be good right now
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Rolled 3, 5 = 8

>>29070682
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Rolled 1, 2 = 3

>>29070682

For Christmas!
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Rolled 4, 1 = 5

>>29070682
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>>29070632
>>29070633
>>29070634
>>29070636
>>29070642
check to make sure that it isn't one of those auto-1 rolls.
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>>29070682
Hank Pym: Social Butterfly
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Rolled 5, 5, 4 = 14

>>29070692
>>29070699
>>29070709
>Total- 9
Rolling- I'm now going to need 3 sets of 4d6, please.
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>>29070715
They're not. Scary, right?
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Rolled 5, 3, 1, 2 = 11

>>29070727
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Rolled 6, 1, 4, 4 = 15

>>29070727
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Rolled 6, 5, 4, 6 = 21

>>29070727
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Rolled 6, 6, 6, 5 = 23

>>29070727
Let go
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>>29070715
each one is a legit D6 sadly
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Rolled 5, 1, 5 = 11

>>29070734
>>29070735
>>29070737
Total- 21
Rolling, then writing!
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>>29070738
Saving us, thanks!
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>>29070754
dosent count it was 4'th roller
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>rolling badly when you have no idea what you're rolling for

It's the worst thing ever.
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>>29070767
We were rolling for suicide. Pym is now immortal
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sneak attack?
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>>29070767
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>>29070816
I have longed to know the context of that since I first saw it.
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>>29070875
most recent deadpool annual.
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>>29070875
Thunderbolts annual

Somebody fucks with Strange's mind during latest retarded event. He goes insane for a bit. Thunderbolts deal with it
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>>29070277
Now, I know everybody's going to hate it... Reed Richards or Nick Fury?
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>>29070895
here, >>29070914 is right, they both are on my pull list so I got them mixed up.
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>>29070924
>implying either would even fucking talk to Hank Pym

c'mon us and Jan saving Christmas! Just the two of us! It'd be romantic! Even sorta like a date!
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>>29070968
This is sewious! We shouldn't just run out to save Christmas blindly! We're not even a superhero yet!
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Rolled 20

>>29069621
You're joking right? Numbers are easy. It's words that are a pain, because then you start getting illegible captchas, where you can't tell if you're looking at a shortened 'l' or an italicised 'i', or something else annoying like that.
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>>29071054
That 20 wasted
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>>29071054
its not hard

just tedious
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>>29071054
Nah, the worst is when some combination of "r", "n", and "m" are right next to each other. It's like the 10th Circle of Hell.
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>>29071082
I get some really shitty ones from time to time that I cannot legitimately tell if it's an Rb or an LS due to the distortion. Lots of my posts in these threads that show up late are a result of me getting two or three of these kinds of captca in a row, making it almost impossible for me to post.

Clearly I must be a spam-bot.
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Rolled 15

>>29071059
Nah, clearly the dice gods are showing their support for the superiority of numbers.
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>>29071152
S-stop those good rolls man.
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You think and mentally assemble a list. “First off- Reed Richards.”

Santa nods and with a touch of his nose and a wink of his eye- you’re in an alley across from the Baxter Building- which in contrast to the busy streets is dead and isolated looking- the quarantine is still in effect and the doors are locked. You won’t be getting Reed Richard’s help tonight.

Shame, he would probably have been useful. But- he did have a rival!

“Victor Von Doom, please?”

The three of you are in front of a large castle- there’s a sign on the door- DO NOT DISTURB. VIOLATORS WILL NOT LIVE TO MAKE THE SAME MISTAKE TWICE.

You grimace and remember what you know about Latveria- …yeah. No, you’d rather not die tonight. And besides that- there’s no chance anyone would even let you see DOOM if he’s in this big castle. Janet is also giving the place a nervous look.

“Hank… I think we should go.”

You nod. Well, if Santa Claus is real…

“Can you take us to Stephen Strange’s home, please?”

You’re transported to a two story home in… hey, you know this place! It’s Greenwich Village. You’ve been here before- heading on up, you knock on the door and wait. Eventually an Asian man opens the door. “Yes? May I ask what your business is?”

Clearing your throat, you smile. “I was wondering if Doctor Strange was in?”

The man’s eyes narrow. “I don’t know how you found this address, but he is currently out on urgent business- if you give me your name and number, I will have him get back to you the moment he is available.”

Getting the doorman’s name, Wong, you give him your cellphone number and name and walk away. Looking up as you walk away, you swear you see a figure looking down at you from the upper floors, but glancing again, there’s nobody there. Letting out a dejected sigh- you head over to Santa.

>1/2
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>>29071159
“I’m out of people I know- unless someone like Captain America- Steve Rogers, that is- actually existed-”

And with a touch of his nose and a wink of his eye, you’re in the middle of an artic tundra- a large glacier of ice in front of you. In the middle of it- there’s a man, frozen in ice. He wears a distinctive and familiar Uniform.

Frozen in ice, Captain America lies (stands?) before you. Janet’s eyes widen in shock as she looks around. “Holy Shit!”

Glancing around- you see that you’re in the middle of the artic- snow and ice are everywhere, but none of it seems to be currently affecting you. Santa gestures- “There he is, this has been his home for a long time. Though, I don’t know how much help he could be.”

Janet leans closer and touches the ice. “He’s perfectly preserved, too. Trapped in the ice for almost a century. Hank do you realize what this means?!”

>[ ]He’s dead, Jan
>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
>[ ] Looks like we’re on our own
>[ ] Write in
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>>29071159
>Quarantine still in effect.
Poor Ben.
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>>29071186
>[X]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
SCIIIIIIENCE
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>>29071186
>>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!

now this is science!

I hope he doesn't freak out and whale on us when he wakes up
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>>29071186
>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
>[ ] Looks like we’re on our own
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>>29071186
>>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
"Can you bring his ice back with us, Santa?"
MWHAHAHA
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>>29071186
>[X]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
Ha, ha. SCIENCE!
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>>29071186
>>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
"Santa, can you magic him up in to living?"
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>>29071186
>>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
Ho
Lee
Shit.

At the very least we get the body! Nobody ever did manage to recreate the Supersoldier serum...
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>>29071186
>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM
LET'S SAVE CHRISTMAS WITH CAPTAIN AMERICA
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>>29071186
>>[X]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
... But there's no time. Christmas may be ruined by the time we chisel him out.
>>[X] Looks like we’re on our own
"Don't worry, Santa! Jan and I are scientists! we can save Christmas no problem! I just need to get the helmet I invented to talk to ants!"
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>>29071186
>>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
>>[ ] Looks like we’re on our own

I'm sorry for that waste of time Santa, I thought they could have helped. Let's do this!
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>>29071186
>>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
We're a mad I mean bright scientist of course this would be our 1st thought
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>>29071186
>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
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>>29071186
>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
C'mon Hank, TIME TO WAKE UP CAP.

Oh and i suppose we can save Christmas while we're at it.
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>>29071240
>>29071238
>>29071236
>>29071228
>>29071227
>>29071223
>>29071217
>>29071214
>>29071211
>>29071205
>>29071203
>>29071202
>>29071199
>>29071192
So in this universe the Avengers begin... because of Santa?
>>
If we can't bring him back to life, we could always get samples and clone him!
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>>29071186
>this is captain americas' entrance in this universe
Ahahahahahahahha
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>>29071186
That's a fun thing to keep in mind, but Christmas needs saving now.

We need to hop to it.
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>>29071186
Get the coordinates! We need to be able to get back here after tonight.

captcha: suffered marynhn
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>>29071249
I am betting a billion dollars it's Loki screwing with Hank.

I do not have a billion dollars.
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>>29071251
And in honour of how this discovery was (re-)made, we will name it 'The Super-Santa Serum!'
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>>29071249
Im ok with this
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"Oh, God... What..? Where am I? How long was I out?"

"NO TIME, SOLDIER! I'm Henry Pym, this is Janet Van Dyne, and this is Santa Claus! We need your help to save Christmas!"

"Save Christmas!? By the Dawn's Early Light, what are we waiting for?? MOVE OUT!!!"
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>>29071249
never let Tony Stark know
>"Hey cap, I heard you're a Christmas Miracle! Wanna be the angel on my tree?
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>>29071251
Do want an army of Blonde men at peak human fitness running around? we don't have enough dclothes the'd all be naked!
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>>29071186
>[X]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
>[X] Looks like we’re on our own

Unfortunately I think it'd take more than just dragging him to the Sahara desert and thawing him out.

Still, we'll remember what we saw.

And one day we'll show them.

We'll show them all!
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>>29071289
I'm willing to bet that this won't be Cap's first time saving Christmas.
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>>29071186
>[ ] Looks like we’re on our own
>[ ] Write in
ask Santa if we can have the location of Captian America as the greatest Christmas gift ever.
>>
>>29071186


>[X]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!

TIME FOR SCIENCE!!
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i just hope this doesn't turn out to be ultimate captain america
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>>29071159
>“Victor Von Doom, please?”
>The three of you are in front of a large castle
Im pretty sure Doom will catch them up on cameras, probably try to contact them after the Christmas.

>>29071289
Sooo Go team Super Friends?
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>>29071311
>>29071303
>>29071275
>>29071254
>All these people doubting Pym's MAD SCIENCE
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>>29071321
nobody likes ultimate Cap
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>>29071300
Double entendre?
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>>29071186
>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!
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>>29071186
>RESUSCITATE HIM
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>>29071303
We're not crazy! Everyone except for us is crazy!

>>29071289
"Have a butt-kicking, Krampus! Compliments of the USA!"
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>>29071322
Do you think Capt is the batman of speeches? He has a speech for everything?
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>>29071186
Cmon Cos, it's the perfect way to introduce Capn 'merica to this continuity!
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>>29071335
ultimate peter was the only good ultimate.
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>>29071335
I'm hoping for movie Cap myself.
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>>29071334
Mad science requires time we don't have.
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RESUSCITATE! Oh there must have been some magic in that old silk hat hank found~
Oh wait, frosty is around the north pole and a dick.
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>>29071359
Yes. Yes he does.
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>>29071335
I know. That's why I hope it isn't him
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>>29071322
I fucking love Cap so much when he's giving the inspirational speeches.

It's the best feeling.
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>>29071366
I liked ultimate dazzler, then she got killed off.
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>>29071367
Movie Cap is pretty damn adorable.

>>29071359
YES.
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>>29071359
I don't think he is doing any prep-time for speeches, he just uses the power of american patriotism to create them on spot
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>>29071386
Feels awesome every time
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>>29071335
The only reason I'd like to see Ultimate Cap again is as a villain for the real Cap.

Just so I can see Cap beat the shit out of that fake asshole while tearing down all his bullshit with a badass speech.
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>>29071409
Cap just has a Fellowship score of 24 at least.
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>writing
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>>29071470
Cap has automatic success in all fellowship rolls
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>>29071491
Or just diplomacy checks. Kind of like Felicia's bluff checks. Or Tony's craft: engineering checks.
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Rolled 3, 4, 1, 1 = 9

>>29071485
Soooo.

I'm going to need you all to roll three sets of 5d6, please.
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>>29071470
For sure he has an 'Inspirational Speech' talent.
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>>29071249
Ah yes Chris Kringle; Aka: Santa Clause. #1 on SHIELDS watch list and directly responsible for cofounding the Avengers with Dr. Hank Pym, this one guy who really likes ants or whatever.
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Rolled 4, 5, 3, 3, 3 = 18

>>29071520
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Rolled 2, 6, 6, 5, 1 = 20

>>29071520
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Rolled 4, 6, 5, 5, 6 = 26

>>29071520
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Rolled 3, 3, 6, 4, 5 = 21

>>29071520
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Rolled 5, 3, 2, 5, 3 = 18

>>29071520
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Rolled 5, 4, 4, 4, 6 = 23

>>29071520

We're fucked.
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>>29071544
>>29071543
>>29071540
>>29071538
>>29071547
And now the dice come through
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Rolled 4, 2, 5, 5, 2 = 18

>>29071520
We're rooting for you, Cap!
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>>29071538
>>29071540
>>29071543

Well, that's considerably better.
>>
>We wake up Captain America
>For one last mission:
>SAVE. CHRISTMAS.
>Also he has no idea what the hell's going on and gets a huge case of future shock/ is stuck believing none of this is real since he died on that rocket/ plane/ whatever and magic and Santa aren't real
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>>29071540
>>29071543
ohh yea!
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>>29071510
Is that him punching out Hitler
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>>29071599
Probably a clone.
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>>29071586
>implying Cap didn't save Christmas from the Nazis back in 1944
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Rolled 5, 6, 3, 4, 5 = 23

>>29071586
He might have to go back to being frozen after that. Or we just come up with some story for SHIELD to buy, because they sure won't believe in Santa.
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>>29071613
Yes, yes it is.
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>>29071614
This.

Hitler went after the goddamned Spear of Destiny and all sorts of other crazy shit - there's no doubt in my mind that they went after Santa at one point too.
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>>29071186

>[ ]He’s preserved pretty well- maybe we can RESUSCITATE HIM?!

lets save that one for easter
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>>29071615
Science. Accept no substitutes.
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Rolled 6, 6, 1, 2, 6 = 21

>>29071640
Well imagine the strike to morale the allies would get if Hitler could proclaim that he stopped Christmas.
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>>29071640
>OPERATION PARTRIDGE IN A PEAR TREE requires Champion level clearance
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>>29071669
I think he'd avoid that... I mean, that'd make him look like an even bigger bad guy than when he decided to put skulls and crossbones on his soldier's helmets...
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Rolled 4, 3, 5, 5, 3 = 20

>>29071669

Or if say he brainwashed santa into an assassin.
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>>29071672
Is that ultimate caps?
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>>29071707
Nope. He just wasn't having a good day. It all worked out though.
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>>29071707
I think you meant Captain Douchebag.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cVU4HURKEXs
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>>29071733
YOU THINK THAT LETTER ON HIS HEAD STANDS FOR DOUCHE BAG?
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>>29071809
Yeah, it stands for Asshole.
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Rolled 6, 6, 6, 3, 3 = 24

>>29071809

No it stands for Asshole.
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>>29071830
>>29071831
Assholemind
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>>29071879
...Did no one get that brilliant reference?
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>>29071930

"You think this letter stands for FRANCE??"
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>>29071930

Not that brilliant then.
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“Yeah. I do.”

It doesn’t take long thanks to Santa’s elves being summoned to get Captain America’s ice block cut out. But, as you vanish, you hear a scream of rage as you take Captain America with you. Moments later, you’re in a workshop which begins to be modularly moved around to resemble your lab and hospital- a trip to and from your lab gets you equipment you need.

Fortunately, as your Pym particles caused you to need to try to understand the human body as best and thoroughly as you can, it means you’re going to try and see if the ‘super soldier’ can be revived. Thawing him out, you take his pulse as a precaution- he’s likely dead but-

Glacial and slow, you feel a slow pulse- like Captain America’s still alive. Checking again, you feel it. Yeah- there’s a pulse. Captain America, somehow is still alive. The elves, quick to make what you need make a brain scan device- and much to your surprise, it seems like the scans of a healthy sleeping human male.

Getting some elves to keep an eye on him and alert you of any changes- you head over to Santa while Janet is currently doing her best not to freak out. You see old Saint Nick rather worried- and it seems for good reason.

Apparently removing Captain America pissed off the Ice Queen, who is now moving to attack, along with Jack Frost and Frosty- and a LOT of snow. Santa has to rest himself- Krampus is likely to show and try to destroy the sled, so he needs to be able to beat him.

You, Janet, and if he’s awake and able to help, Captain America will need to defeat the Ice Queen, Jack Frost, and Frosty. Seems like the more snow, the more Frosty can do, the Ice Queen’s actually pretty fragile if you can get up close, and Jack Frost is a monster that’s rather strong.

>Any plans?
>>
>meanwhile, at Tony Stark's California mansion

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JBbnT-cIDVM
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>>29071943
You are a good man and I would give you a cookie if I had one.

Captain America. For racism AND style.

>>29071952
Fuk u m8, sware on me mum
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>>29071967
>Dat theme.
Dear god, that show made me moist.
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>>29071966
[x] Well, while Janet's probably going to be angry at us about it, we DID end up finishing that Weather Dominator behind her back...
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>>29071966

FIRE ALL THE FIRE WE CAN GET

lets see the hank and the elves make some weapons
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>>29071966
Can we give Jan her powers now?

also

>I need ants.
>Lots of ants
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>>29071966
OK. Captain America with his sheild with an anti-cold/snow suit vs Frost while we use our Ants and other techs to gank or speedblitz the Ice Queen.
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Ok anons. I am updating archive and going to bed.

I still find it hilarious that Cap was found and revived only because of Santa Claus.
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>>29071966

Well gee I wonder what they're all weak against.

Build. Flamethrowers. And heat death rays.

The world will tremble against the might of santa's elves. And the power of SCIENCE.
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>>29072002
>Weather Dominator

we just set it to Death Valley,CA and ice army problem solved.

global warming would have done the damage eventually anyway!
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>>29071966
>Any plans?

"Get this man under a heat lamp stat! I need to get my Ant-talky helmet and whether dominator! Hopefully we can reverse this blizzard and turn it into Independence Day in December!"

"SCIENCE!"
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>>29071966
"I need all the ants you can get me and some equipment from your workship"
>Build ant helmet
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"What are they weaknesses that I could use while making weapons? Also I image it wouldn't be much of problem if I made a few robotic sentries with flame-throwers to fortified the place?"
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>>29071966
Head to santa's secret stash and make some Molotov cocktails
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>>29072021
Archimedes Heat Ray anyone?
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>>29072027
Weather Dominator*
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>>29072030
anybody else think orange transparent chainsaw time?
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>>29072021

Elves can build mri scanners, they can build death rays.

One for every elf!
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>>29071966
>you hear a scream of rage as you take Captain America with you
Suck it Fury
Unless Fury was Cosgrove

>>29072002
If possible
Otherwise we take out Ice Queen first since she's most likely the weak link and providing support to Jack, Then Jack Frost since he'll be powering up Frosty, and Frosty for last since he should be quite debuffed at that point.

I should really go to bed so I can wake up with my kids... night Cosgrove and merry christmas to you and all the questers!
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>>29072043
We have no time to build that! We can have our Weather Dominator and Ant Helmet up and running to defeat the Cadre of Colorful Cringle Crooks!

Dammit, man! If we can warm up the atmosphere for just a little while, we can defeat these Ice-themed villains!
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>>29072043
Lets leave the big guns for an emergency.

>>29071966
I have some ideas...
>Heat ray, pretty obviously.
>Flamethrower, boring but practical
>Sonic weapon, shatter the ice and snow
>A device that "normalizes" the properties of water at low temperatures, causing it to condense instead of expand as it freezes. This could disrupt their ability to use their ice powers.
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>>29072030
We also need armour and lots of tanks...preferably ant themed for some reason
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>>29072054
No, all we need is the weather dominator to counter their snowstorms and some flame-throwers! Maybe some fire ants that actually breathe fire...

I LOVE BEING HANK PYM!
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>>29072091
We need to build an armor.
Tonight, Iron Ant rises.
suck it Tony, you didn't copyright the name
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>>29071966
...Actually, that weather dominator would come in handy right about now too.
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>>29072091

>pic realated but made in to ant shape
Oh YEAH!
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>>29072089
Don't forget we have a device to control the weather. They throw a blizzard at us? We throw a sun-shiny day right back at them!
SCIENCE!

>>29072108
>tfw no mini arc reactor
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>>29072131
We'll power it with Holiday Magic and Ant Juice.
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>>29072089
...Although, depending on the range, that last one could do some pretty disastrous things to human civilization... Since we're at the North Pole, making ice more instead of less dense could sink the ice cap...
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>>29071966
Build a super version of our weather dominance.... persuader...device...
That should let us counter the blizzard AND call down the lightning.
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>>29071966
WEATHER
DOMINATOR

LET THE SUUUUN SHIIINE IN~
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>>29071966
Weather Dominater stops Frosty, we take out the Ice Queen with an old-fashioned lead pipe, and Jack Frost we hit with all the fury of the sun (meaning death ray)
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>>29071966
This looks like a job for ants!

FIRE Ants!
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>>29071966
Heat ray!
Incendiary grenades!
SWARM OF ANTS THAT CAN BREATHE FIRE!
>>
>>29072231
>>29072106
The arctic is pretty much the ONE place ants wouldn't be very effective... Too cold, even if they do breathe fire.
>>
>use pym particles to become giant
>cover ourselves in snow
>THOR comes to slay the frost giant
>we go back to normal size
>THOR slays the other frost abominations while we hide behind Santa
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>>29072255
...Fine.
Weather Dominator, heat ray, and flame throwers it is.

Party pooper. We never get to use ants...
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>>29072255
But what if we use the Weather Dominator AND the ants, together?
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>>29072287
Brilliant!
>>29072284
Why can't you be more like him?
>>
>>29072255
Giant it is

Giant flamethrower anyone
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>>29072275
Playing around with completely unstable particles that we have no idea how to properly use?

I like the way you think!

But wait. If we manage to become giant size, we have no clothes that big. And we're in the ARCTIC. We'd freeze our Pym Prick off.
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>>29072305
Janet can help us warm it.
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>>29072284
We always get to use ants.

No seriously, ALWAYS. Pym is the one Super-hero who has participated in nearly every superbattle ever. It's just that he rarely gets to make much of a contribution with his ants, and is noticed even less of the time.
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>>29072214
Fire ants are cool but please don't over do it. Hate for us to have Ultron over our head and be like pic related
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>>29072305
You just use the pym particles on the clothes too. This isn't hard, man. Think.
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>So, I'd like to point out Pym never finished the weather controller device. Janet saw to that.

So Gameplan other than that is fire based weaponry?
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>>29072318
GIANT SIZE FIRE ANTS THAT CAN BREATHE FIRE!

Anon, you're BRILLIANT!
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>>29072323
or we get the elves to knit something.

we really should make elf robots to help with labor
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>>29072334
Damnit, Janet. We could have saved Christmas 20 minutes ago.
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>>29072334
I'd like to see sonic based as well.
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>>29072334
Yes and ask Santa If he doesn't have any weapons/armour/advice for us
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>>29072334
and being giant
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>>29072357
You know guys, we should really build an ant-powered computer eventually. It'd probably be helpful with all this High-Energy magic flying around.
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>>29072334
Guys, what if we have the elves knit cold proof ant sweaters for our friend breathing flying ants?
Then we can have the best of both worlds.
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>>29072334
Try to thaw out Cap. He might be surprised at what he sees, but he knows when justice needs to be done, and who to mete it out to. The elves can help get him soldiered-up with his vibrantium shield.

And sonic-based weaponry too to shatter eardrums and ice.

And let's test out that Pym Particle emitter on something inanimate first!
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>>29072334
Fire is a good start, but they might expect it. I's say lets try and build some sort of electrical device that destabilizes water.
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>>29072334
Defreeze Cap and build Ultra Flamethrowers/Heat Rays.
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>>29072386
Yes.

Yes this is brilliant.
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>>29072406
...heat ray?

>>29072334
Giant ants that breathe fire! ...if possible.
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>Seems like the more snow, the more Frosty can do,
fire should work

>the Ice Queen’s actually pretty fragile if you can get up close,
Cap punches good. Does Jan have her powers yet?

>Jack Frost is a monster that’s rather strong.
shrink down to real small, climb in his ear, get right in the middle of his head. expand in giant form

we got this (barring shit rolls)
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>>29072334
test out the Pym Particles on ants and reindeer!
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>>29072445
>Does Jan have her powers yet?
Not to our knowledge.
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>>29072445
I like this plan:
>Flamethrowers
>Defrost Enraged Captain
>Small goes into the brain, Large! BLOOD EVERYWHERE
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>So- last check-

Get Cap working
Fire tech/heat rays
Finish Pym particles
>anti-cold gear?
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>>29072469
Yes on the anti-cold gear.
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>>29072469

Does santa have any christmas present robots we could giantise?
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>>29072469
Sounds about right.
How long you plan on running?
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>>29072469
+armour/robots iron man/mech ant
+extra weapons for elves
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>>29072469
Yes!

And ask Santa if there's any defensive gear we can use to protect against death AND the cold outside!
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>>29072469
>Alright, gonig to need 4d6
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>>29072469
And a hundred and seven gallons of hot chocolate
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Rolled 2, 3, 6, 1 = 12

>>29072509
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Rolled 3, 1, 4, 6 = 14

>>29072509
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>>29072487
He has only one.
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Rolled 2, 6, 4, 4 = 16

>>29072509
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Rolled 6, 1, 3, 4 = 14

>>29072526
>>29072520
>>29072518
Let the games begin.
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>>29072521
We got 14 rounded.
>>
something Pym related to pass the time while Cosgrove works his magic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tlUOgN6catE
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>>29072566
Cool!
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>I am literally falling alseep at the keyboard- I'm gonig to have to wrap this up in a part 2- probably either this evening or tomorrow.
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>>29072777
No problem, mate. See you in the next thread.
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>>29072777
cool, see ya there
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>>29072777
understandable. until next time
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>>29072777
Yea get some rest Cos, enjoy ya hols
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>>29072777
Oh well. Next thread. I'm willing to quest tomorrow on Christmas.

This was fun as hell, by the way. The pace is so fast. We get to SCIENCE. Save Christmas. Resurrect Captain America!

Henry Pym is so fucking cool.

Seriously though, I'd like it if you ran tomorrow on Christmas night.
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>>29072777

Thanks Cosgrove. Don't tell the others but I love you.
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>>29072777
Merry Christmas; sleep well and thanks for the quest!
>>
MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYBODY!
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>>29071967
>>29072566
>All these youtube links have got me on a theme-tune binge. I'm rediscovering shows that I had completely forgotten existed. If I write a Cyber-Six fanfic in the near future, I blame you all.
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>>29072894
>The one show where you REALLY need to be careful about your choice of vowels.
>>
Shoot, I fell asleep. At least I did not miss the end.


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