>>28986355
>B) Fishermen: Gain the 'Patience' talent
we wait for our prey.

in ze darkness

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>>28986784
Before you can leave your hometown by the sea, you have to decide what you want to do with your life. You must choose a goal, or else you'll just end up wandering the wilderness, and that's the best way to get yourself gobbled up by a wolf or a bear. So, what will you strive for:

A) Hone your body, and master a martial art
B) Open your mind, and learn the arcane arts
C) Devote yourself to a god, and become a righteous hero
D) Go into the wild, and become one with nature

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>>28986939
>A) Hone your body, and master a martial art

>>28986939
>B) Open your mind, and learn the arcane arts
we kill our prey

making their hearts stop

>>28986939
>D)
We druid now

Rolled 10

>>28986939
C motherfuckers

>>28986958
>A
>>28986967
>B
>>28987193
>D
>>28987199
>C

/tg/
can only count to potato

my vote:
>A

>>28986958
After much thought, you have decided to forget about books and balance and all that boring stuff, and just focus on turning your body into a perfect specimen of humanity! But of course, there is more than one way to skin a cat, as they say for some reason you're not entirely sure of. You need to choose a place to train and study. Will you go:

A) West, to the kingdom of Astora, to learn of horse and longsword
B) East across the sea, to learn the ways of the monks high upon the mountains
C) North to the forests, where the Rangers hunt and feast on the bounty of nature
D) Change your mind

>>28987332
>B) East across the sea, to learn the ways of the monks high upon the mountains

>>28987332
>B) East across the sea, to learn the ways of the monks high upon the mountains

>>28987332
>B) East across the sea, to learn the ways of the monks high upon the mountains

>>28987332
>B) East across the sea, to learn the ways of the monks high upon the mountains
East. Always East. To Lut Gholein.

>>28987346
>>28987381
>>28987398
It will take all the money you've saved up for this trip, but you have enough to board a ship to the eastern islands.

You depart before sunrise, stepping out of your house on a cold winter morning. Your parents and your baby sister, an innocent babe of only a year, come out to say their goodbyes. Your father hugs you, holding out to you a fine new fishing rod, which he made by hand for the day you set out to become a man. Your mother, tears in her eyes, kisses your cheek, and your sister holds out a crude crayon drawing. It depicts a set of freeform blobs, that vaguely resemble your family. You thank them all, and make your way to the docks. As you set sail for the east, you look back out to your home, and take in the image of your shrinking village as you drift out to sea.

It is nearly sunrise now. You didn't sleep well last night due to all the excitement of packing and preparing to leave. Perhaps you should get some rest now, or you could pass time some other way.

A) Have a nap below deck
B) Cast your line and lure to see if anything bites
C) Talk to some of the crew
D) Talk to some of the other passengers

>>28987563
>C) Talk to some of the crew
>D) Talk to some of the other passengers

time to go fishing...for plot hooks.

>>28987563
>B) Cast your line and lure to see if anything bites
our only skills are fishing so....

take ze bait magic fishy

can't we fish while talking? I assume the boat is moving and noisy already and silence aint much when you are trawling

>>28987623
You move about the boat, making small talk with the crew maintaining it. Most of them aren't very talkative, but you do learn a few interesting things about the voyage. It'll be nearly two months by sea even at top speed. Also, some of the crew seem worried about a happening on the islands, but none of them will let slip what it might be.

After, you wander below deck and see, along with the normal crew, a young man in red robes, pouring over a pile of odd scrolls and leather-bound notebooks. He seems to be deep in thought, and mutters to himself under his breath.

A) Ask him what he's doing
B) Go over and observe him
C) Introduce yourself and snatch up on of the books
D) Leave him be, he seems quite busy

>>28987840
>D) Leave him be, he seems quite busy

>>28987840
>B) Go over and observe him

>>28987997
You decide to leave the man be, as he seems quite involved in what he's doing. You turn away from him and head to the cabin, to catch some shut eye while it's still warm enough to go without a blanket.

Later that day, just near sunset, you head back up to the upper deck and see that there are more crewmen up and about. This doesn't seem odd to you, except that they are being unusually silent.

At the bow of the ship, you see the same man in red robes. He seems to be looking out over the horizon, and reading a notebook by the little light remaining outside. Before you have a chance to turn the other way, he spots you and waves you over. As you approach, you realize that he smells a bit foul, almost like sulfur, and his face is smudged with ash. He extends his hand, stained black in places, and greets you with a smile.

"Hello! My name is Vicart!"

A) Introduce yourself and shake his hand, dirty or not
B) Introduce yourself but wave his hand away
C) Do not give your name, but be polite
D) Other

>>28988582
A)
Well met!

>>28988582
>A) Introduce yourself and shake his hand, dirty or not

>>28988666
>>28988681
You grasp his hand firmly and greet him. His palm is sweatier than you anticipated, and you feel as though he may not have washed this hand in well over a month, but you hold your composure and shake, giving him your information. He smiles and pats your shoulder, asking you what a strong lad like yourself is doing sailing all the way to the eastern islands.

A) Tell him the whole truth
B) Tell him you're going to seek your fate
C) Tell him you want to study there
D) Tell him it's private business

>>28988788
>A) Tell him the whole truth

>>28988820
You tell him about yourself, from the fishing village you were born in, to the journey you want to make to the mountain temples, to learn the ways of the monks. He laughs,

"Interesting. I'm a pyromancer myself, by trade. I'm on a trip to gather some potential materials from the islands. It's a long trip, but it's not as though I have much else to do these days."

A) Ask about pyromancy
B) Ask about the islands
C) Ask about the ingredients
D) Other

>>28989323
>A) Ask about pyromancy

perhaps we can learn how to punch fire

>>28989323
>C
I wonder about what is on the island

>>28989390
>>28989621
You ask about what exactly a pyromancer is. He explains that they are mages who specialize in fire, the most basic but also most complex form of magic known to mortals. He waxes poetic about how to manipulate fire is to teeter on the edge of life and death, order and chaos. He seems very passionate about the subject, but confesses that in this day and age, masters of pyromancy are rare, as it is seen as a dark art at best, and at worst a violent study of killers and conquerors. You sympathize with him.

You then ask him about the details of the island.

"What? You mean you signed on for a trip like this and you don't know anything about the place you're headed?"

A) "I know a bit, just not everything."
B) "I just know that the monks there study fighting unarmed and with strange weapons."
C) "No, but learning is part of the fun of the adventure isn't it?"
D) "Well sorry, it's not as though my town boasts a grand library to learn from."

>>28989832
>D) "Well sorry, it's not as though my town boasts a grand library to learn from."

>>28989832
>C
We freewheeling adventures now

>D
But with less snark.

>>28990094
nothing wrong with a bit of snark

>>28989832
>B I just know the monks there can beat a bear to death with their bare hands like it's nothing

>>28989925
>>28990094
Vicart laughs hardily at your answer. The two of you spend some time talking at the bow of the ship, exchanging anecdotes and learning about each other's lives. You find out that Vicart studied under an old mage with a habit of drinking, and that his love of the creature lead to him going up like a pile of dry leaves one day when he spilled a firebomb mixture on his own robes. You give your condolences, but Vicart waves them away, stating that mages are always aware that their practices are dangerous and deadly, and a mage who isn't prepared to see death and misfortune won't last long.

After the suns ets and the sky goes black ans starry, Vicart invites you down below for a drink and to have a look at something he's been working on. You feel pretty tired, as you didn't sleep long earlier.

A) Accept the offer and go down
B) Ask for a pass tonight, and get some proper sleep
C) Other

>>28990136
>A
Show me the magic!
>>28990117
Yeah, but pissing this guy off would be a bad idea.

>>28990136
>A) Accept the offer and go down

>>28990202
>>28990231
You agree to drink with him, and the two of you head below deck. Vicart has quite a number of various trunks and other assorted cargo, to the point you wonder how he managed to get it all on board without help. He rummages through one of the trunks and produces a tall bottle of light brown something-or-other.

"It's nothing fancy, but it'll put you under the table as good as anything else."

He pours the bottle into two small wooden cups, and he two of you drink. It burns your throat going down. You've never had something this strong, not even the homemade wines that old men back in town brewed up in their backyards. After a cup or two, you more or less get used to it.

After about 4 cups, Vicart, nose red as a blushing rose, pulls out a beaten up notebook with a strange insignia on the cover. He tosses it over to your side of the table. It's bound in leather, and many of the pages seem like they're about to fall out.

A) Open it to the first page
B) Open it to a middle page
C) Flip through it for pictures, or something fun

>>28990386
>C) Flip through it for pictures, or something fun

>>28990386
>C, carefully.
Old notebook? Strange insignia? A: magic. B: important. C: All of the above.
In all cases, disrespect is a bad idea.

>>28990673
We're drunk. Caution is for the sober.

>>28990435
>>28990673
You haphazardly flip through the pages 2 to 3 at a time, looking for anything interesting. Most of them are filled with the notes and jottings of a madman, but occasionally you see something legible. The book seems to detail some sort of method for manifesting flames, but the handwriting coupled with the sloppy organization makes it very hard to piece together. You hand the book back to Vicart.

A) Ask him what it's all about
B) Tell him it looks quite complicated
C) Ask him for another cup

>>28990800
Acquire more drink, attempt to breathe fire.

That's pyromancy, right?

>>28990800
>A) Ask him what it's all about

>>28990800
>A) Ask him what it's all about.

>>28990859
>>28990907
As you pass the notebook back to him, you ask Vicart what all the scribblings mean. He tucks it away in his robes, patting the outside of them after, in a sort of ritualistic way.

"As of right now they don't mean much of anything. But if I can finish them, I may have a method to generate flames fit for magic manipulation at any time, and in any place. These days, most pyromancers need a ready source of fire for their magic, but this research could change everything. In fact, the ingredients I'm looking for on this island may help me put together a device or composition to help with it."

A) Acknowledge his skill
B) Ask why it's so important if there are so few pyromancers
C) Offer to help him gather materials

>>28991079
>A) Acknowledge his skill

>>28991111
You compliment Vicart's ability to comprehend such nonsense, and ask him to pour you another drink. He laughs and does so, and the two of you spend another hour or so bleeding the bottle dry, before you're too tipsy to walk straight on the swaying ship. Vicart bids you good night and you head back to the cabin, and find the nearest hammock to the door that isn't occupied with with a foul smelling sailor. Your sleep that night is groggy, with oblong images of unfamiliar sights and people all about you. Whether this is due to the drink, or some other cause is uncertain, but upon waking in the morning you feel well rested and fit.

You stumble out onto the bright deck, rubbing your eyes and breathing into your hands to fight the mild chill. You spot Vicart at the bow of the ship again, looking out to the sunrise and jotting down more notes. He doesn't seem to have fared as well as you after the night of drinking, as he occasionally rubs his temples and heave a bit over the side of the ship.

A) Go up and greet him
B) Cast your line off the side of the ship for fun
C) Try to entertain yourself by mingling with the crew

>>28991910
>B) Cast your line off the side of the ship for fun
I cast FISH

>>28991956
YES
then we can ask vicart if his pyromancy can cook fish

>>28991956
>>28992202
You decide to let Vicart alone for now, and try to catch something off of the side of the ship. You don't expect much, since the ship is moving so fast, but it's fun to watch some of the larger fish try to chase down the lures from time to time. You go through your things, mostly some slight rations and camping gear, and pull out your rod. You head to the port side of the ship and set your lure, a silvery piece meant to attract fish to the surface, and cast off over the railing.

You sit in silence for quite some time, watching the lure flash and dance in the sunlight, just a half foot beneath the waves. After so many years on the sea, you've gotten quite used to simply staring and nodding off. Suddenly you see the line tug, as something catches onto your hook. It tugs hard at the line, and you are forced to grab hold of the rod before it goes flying off into the open water.

A) Reel it in
B) Try to tire it out
C) Cut the line

>>28992827
>B) Try to tire it out
or
>A) Reel it in
depending on how strong of a line we're using.

>>28992827
>C) Cut the line

>>28992827
>A) Reel it in
Holy crap, Mr. Rags is back!

>>28992867
>>28992883
With all your strength, you attempt to reel in the monster tugging at your line. At first it seems as though you have the upper hand, but the more you fight, the more the thing on the other end fights back. Soon, one of the crew notices your struggle and comes over to help you, followed by another. The three of you tug hard, and let slack the line, trying desperately to win the war over the wooden railings. Finally, after one last great heave, the three of you collapse backward as the line and the thing on it burst from the blue sea and come flying up toward the deck.

You see coming toward you, a small and shining creature with green skin and fins on it's body. It's shape if vaguely human, but it possesses a large maw full of sharp teeth, and gasps for air as it hits the deck of the ship. You shuffle backward on your rear, trying to put distance between you and it as it rises to it's feet. You hear shouting all around the boat, as you see more of the creature's kind climb over the sides of the ship and begin hissing at the crew. The one you reeled in makes a slow gait toward you, hissing and snapping it's large jaws.

A) Run below deck
B) Try to fight it off
C) Run toward Vicart
D) Other

>>28992883
Glad to see you again, old friend.

>>28993065
>D) Call Leman Russ
Wait
fuck
>B) Try to fight it off

>>28993065
>B) Try to fight it off

it's no good us running away from our first fight

>>28993065
I told you to cut the line.
>B) Try to fight it off

>>28993104
>>28993108
>>28993113
Seeing no other choice, you get to your feet and prepare to fight the monster for your life. You assume what you think might be a fighting stance if you had to hazard a guess as to what one might vaguely resemble, and wait for it to come at you. You aren't left waiting long, as it runs at you, webbed feet slapping the wooden floor. It tries to take a bite out of your forearm, but you backstep in time and it only catches the salty air in it's fangs.

A) Keep backstepping, get more distance
B) Try to get in a punch while it's recovering
C) Try to kick it up and away from you

>>28993209
>B) Try to get in a punch while it's recovering

>>28993209
>C) Try to kick it up and away from you
Punching something with a giant maw full of sharp teeth strikes me as unwise

>>28993209
>C) Try to kick it up and away from you

>>28993244
>>28993261
You draw your leg back and swing it up with as much force as you can muster, landing an arcing kick to the creatures stomach. If is sent back nearly 4 feet and hits the deck with a thud. You think for a moment you may have won, but it gets back up and hisses at you again. It is then that you realize two more monsters have flanked you from the sides. Things don't look very good. The one who already attacked comes at you again, this time aiming for your legs with it's sharp teeth.

A) Kick it again
B) Try to hop over it
C) Try to stomp on it
D) Try to roll to the side

>>28993401
>B) Try to hop over it

>>28993209
kick it and try to retirive our lure

A)

Be patient enough to keep being impatient

>>28993401
try to stomp on it when we hop

>>28993401
>C) Try to stomp on it

>>28993466
>>28993486
You drive your foot at the monster again, only to have it clamp it's jaws around your ankle and bite down hard. You howl in pain and begin trying to stomp the creature off of you. You smack it against the deck over and over, feeling pain as it tries to bite down harder in retaliation. Then a jet of flames streaks out and catches the monster. It ignites quickly, and releases your leg, rolling about on the floor before slipping back into the sea. In the direction of the flame's origin you see Vicart, standing proudly with his hands ablaze. Though they are clearly alit, he seems to feel no pain from his extremities. You nod in thanks for his assistance, and turn back to the other two monsters. They both rush at you, but one is much quicker than the other. You only have one shot to turn the tables in this fight.

A) Try to leap over both of them
B) Try to knock the quick one back into the slow one
C) Dodge to one side, then the other
D) Backstep and try to out maneuver them

>>28993623
>B) Try to knock the quick one back into the slow one

>>28993623
given our leg is hurt, trying to move significantly will probably end badly

i say B)

>>28993686
Concurred
>>28993623

>>28993684
>>28993686
>>28993874
As the quicker one approaches you, you swing your leg wide and drive him backward into the slower one. The strain on your leg causes you to wobble and fall to one knee, gripping your ankle in pain. The two creatures seem dazed now, and it might be your chance to finish them off.

A) Falling elbow
B) Knee drop
C) Hurl them back into the sea

>>28994021
>A) Falling elbow

>>28994021
People's elbow

>>28994021 A

>>28994021
>A) Falling elbow

>>28994021
Hey Mr. Rags, just got home and I see this thread, good to see you doing a quest again.

im new to this so im gana be a farmer

>>28994052
>>28994094
>>28994166
You dash forward, toward the monsters, and leap up into the air. As you hit the peak of your ascent, you lift your legs up and bring your elbows down, allowing gravity to apply your full weight to the points of contact. You his both monsters in their squishy guts, causing guttural noises to leave their throats, followed by the sound of your body hitting the floor. When you get back up, they are both dazed and writhing about on the deck. You smile, taking some pride in your work, but the happy feelings don't last long. You notice the ship is still swarming with the things, and the crew doesn't seem to be winning the engagement. Looking around for anything you can use, you spot a mop discarded across the floor, as well as Vicart being overrun on the bow above. He needs help quickly, but charging in may be dangerous as you are now.

A) Run to help Vicart, climbing the rails as a shortcut
B) Grab the mop as a weapon, sacrificing time but increasing your offensive potential

>>28994284
It's good to see you again Commander. Let's kill some more baddies, just like old times.

>>28994302
>A) Run to help Vicart, climbing the rails as a shortcut
Monks needs no puny weapons.

>>28994284
Hey, now we have two of the old crew!
>>28994302
>>28994302
>B) Grab the mop as a weapon, sacrificing time but increasing your offensive potential
We quarterstaff now.

>>28994302
B

if nothing else, it can serve as a walking aid

>>28994335 A

>>28994302
>B) Grab the mop as a weapon, sacrificing time but increasing your offensive potential
Can we break the heavy soft bit off so we have a pointy bit to poke fishies with?

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>>28994302
Time to clean the floor with these goons.

>>28994380
It begins

>>28994365
>>28994348
>>28994340
You dash over to the mop, limping slightly and leaving a light trail of blood behind you. You snatch up the mop and run up the stairs to the bow of the ship. Vicart is being chomped on by one of the fishmen, but seems to be retaliating with his own burning hands, searing the flesh of the monster black as he tries to pull it off of him. There are three more of the things waiting for a chance to leap onto him.

A) Try to swat the one clamping on him
B) Try to drive off the ones waiting to strike

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>>28994380

>>28994457
B) He can deal with the one biting him while we make sure no others join the fray.

>>28994457
>B) Try to drive off the ones waiting to strike

>>28994457 B. He's got that one covered. Let's get the rest in one SWEEP.

>>28994340
Hey man, good to see you're still around.
Also, awesome choice: martial artist fisherman.
If we get signature moves based on fishes that'd be hilarious.

>>28994590
And remember, reference the last quest a lot so that no-one new gets our jokes.

>>28994590
SALMON SWEEP
SNAPPER STRIKE
TILAPIA THROW

>>28994533
>>28994569
>>28994575
You charge ahead, aiming for the three monsters who have yet to join the struggle with Vicart. You manage to take the first one by surprise, shoving the head of the mop in his large maw and begin choking him with he. He falls to the ground and struggles for breath, gagging and spasming. The other two try to leap onto you, fangs bared.

A) Kick
B) Punch
C) Release the choker and backstep

>>28994659
>A

>>28994659
Rider Punch

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>>28994659
SALMON PUUNCH

>>28994754
this

>>28994659
C) They're leaping at you, you have a disadvantage. better to just get out of the way until you can gain the upper hand.

>>28994659
>>28994754

Seconding the Salmon Punch

>>28994678
>>28994754
>>28994794
As the fishmen leap at you, you bring your fist in at a wide arc and slam one in the side of the head, narrowly avoiding his jaw. He makes an oddly high pitched noise, and goes flying sideways. The other clamps down on your extended arm and begins chewing on you. The fishman you were choking manages to take this moment of weakness and bite down on the shaft of the mop, snapping the head off and leaving a splintery point on the end. You sidestep with one fishman sliw biting on your elbow, and the other rising up and spitting out the ragged mop head. The recovering fishman runs toward you, looking to finish you off.

A) Sidestep and better your position
B) Thrust the mop at him
C) Try to tackle him with the one clamping down on you
D) Try to stab the one clamping down on you, while avoiding the second one

>>28994896
>C) Try to tackle him with the one clamping down on you
For the posterity.

>>28994896
E) Stab this one to the neck and do a forward kick to the lower abdomen of the second one. While he is destabilized move in punch him downwards on the top of his head (if he's up do a superman punch)

>>28994896 B
You already have one merman attached to you. You don't need another.

>>28994930
Thinking quickly and with little to lose, you lean in with the fishman on your shoulder and try to drive him into the charging one. Unable to lessen his momentum on the slippery floor, the charging fishman runs right into you and clamps down on his friend, causing him to cry out in pain and release his bite. You are now free, watching as the two fishmen tumble to the floor and rush to untangle themselves from one another.

A) Stab one fishman
B) Swing the mop handle and strike them both
C) Stab the one clamping on Vicart

>>28995229
>A) Stab one fishman

>>28995229
C) Tag team with Vic.

>>28995229 C) Let those two cuddle for a while. They're obviously busy. Anyways, Save Vicart.

>>28995229
>C) Stab the one clamping on Vicart

>>28995271
>>28995350
>>28995388
You thrust the pointed end of the broom into the gut of the fishman biting Vicart's shoulder. It releases it's grip and falls to the floor, writhing as it dies. Vicart unleashes a jet of fire that nearly roasts the thing in an instant, gritting his teeth and grunting angrily as he does. The other two fishmen look a bit worried now, seemingly wanting to run, but not quite brave enough to turn tail.

A) Attack
B) Try to scare them off

>>28995453
>B) Try to scare them off
Also at some point we better get an Anna/Donnel #1 cameo

>>28995453
A) Attack them. Nothing scares them more than a spinning kick to the head.

a

>>28995638
>>28995693
You strike out at the cowering fishmen, striking one in the leg with a powerful thrust. The other sees this and panics, attempting to escape off of the side of the ship, but he is caught up in Vicart's flames before he gets very far. Together the two of you dispatch the remaining fishmen and revel in your victory. This celebration is cut short when you realize that you have very nearly set the boat on fire, and rush to extinguish the flames. Vicart holds them at bay as you fetch seawater to douse the,. The crew and captain chew you out for using fire so wildly, but they thank you all the same for helping to defend the ship.

The rest of the day goes by fairly quietly, as the crew works to right the damage wrought by the fishmen. Vicart himself heads back below deck, electing to retreat to his books rather than help clean up. You decide to:

A) Help the crew get things in order
B) Head below with VIcart
C) Go back to fishing, what are the odds of two attacks?

>>28995772
D
Go do some pushups situps and drink a lot of juice

>>28995808
Seconding

>>28995772
B) Head below with VIcart

>>28995834
>>28995808
OJ = No Scurvy+Superpowers.

>>28995858
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8zXRk69a7-c

>>28995808
>>28995834
>>28995858
Dump Sunny D over your head and prepare for jolly co-operation

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>>28995933
Er, ok, so what about it?

>>28996009
Donnel, the second coming.

>>28996029
It's what I was referencing

>>28996050
I know, but why link to my post?

>>28996086
Because you linked to mine

>>28995808
>>28995834
>>28995858
With a long two months of travel ahead of you, you decide that there is no better time to begin your conditioning for the upcoming trials that will await you on the eastern islands. You put up your things in the cabin, strip down to your pants and begin training. You perform various exercises to build strength, such as lifting barrels, as well as practicing your agility by dashing from one end of the ship to the other. The days you spend resting are often full of drinking and joking with Vicart, and before the two months are up the both of you have drunk the ship dry of it's booze. Vicart offers to foot the cost of the drinks out of his own pocket, and with no money yourself you are forced to accept.

The two months passes by, through sun and rain, cold and heat. By the time you near shore, your physique has come along well, and your footwork and balance have improved tremendously. With the unwitting help of Vicart, you have even begun practicing a form of your own design, applying the swaying of the ship with your tipsiness from the drinks.

You have learned: 'Drunken Boxing'

Shore now approaches, and the crew prepares to land. Vicart is busy packing his things, and you say your goodbyes to the crew. The captain asks where you'll be heading off to now that you're nearly arrived.

A) Stone Fist Temple, masters of boxing
B) Golden Monkey Temple, masters of acrobatic combat
C) White Tiger Temple, masters of grappling
D) Black Snake Temple, masters of a thousand weapons
E) None

>>28996156
>A
We Ippo Makunouchi now

>>28996156
A -boxing

>>28996156
B) Golden Monkey Temple, masters of acrobatic combat

>>28996130
Thank you for the important answers, anon.

>>28996156
B! Magical monkey kung fu!

>>28996218
No problem anon!

>>28996156
B) Golden Monkey Temple, masters of acrobatic combat

>>28996156
>B) Golden Monkey Temple, masters of acrobatic combat

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>>28995513
Also hoping for this, anon.

>>28996218
>>28996268
>>28996288
>>28996323
Upon hearing your answer, the captain laughs. You look at him, confused, as he wipes his tears and gathers himself.

"Ah, so you're going all the way up there on that silly mountain? Well, it's your decision I suppose. But if you're going to make that journey, I suggest you take find something sturdier than an old mop to use."

You descend the plank with Vicart and the crew. The two of you head toward the nearest tavern for a bite and drink before going your separate ways. Vicart toasts you, and wishes you luck on your quest.

A) "I don't need luck, not with these fists o mine."
B) "Good luck with your fire thing, too."
C) "I only hope I make it there in one piece."
D) "I sincerely hope we run into each other again someday."

>>28996391
D) "I sincerely hope we run into each other again someday."

>>28996391
>A
+
>B
+
>D

>>28996391
>B) "Good luck with your fire thing, too."
AND
>D) "I sincerely hope we run into each other again someday."

>>28996391
I really want everything but C, but
D
if I had to go with just one.

>>28996365
This quest takes place 25 years after the previous one. Anna isn't as young, and she certainly isn't adventuring anymore, not when she's married to the head inquisitor of the church of the Father of Light, and after raising 6 children.

>>28996445
6...smaller Annas?

>>28996445
That was just a random picture Mr. Rags, I didn't want to imply anything.
But you did just give me an idea:
Children Cameo.

>>28996441
>>28996423
>>28996420
You drink with Vicart a while longer, before the bottle runs dry and you two say your final goodbyes. You shake hands, sticky and stained, and turn in opposite ways on the road. As you walk away, you take short glances over your shoulder to see Vicart, and now and then you catch him doing the same. This continues until you are both out of sight.

That night, as you make camp, you look up to the sky and see that a storm is brewing right in your path. Should you continue on at your current pace, you'll be walking through harsh wind and rain. But something about that entices your adventurous spirit.

A) Delay until the storm passes. If you take ill now, you'll never make it.
B) Brave the storm. A little wind and rain isn't enough to hold you back.

>>28996533
Brave it.

>>28996533
B) Brave the storm. A little wind and rain isn't enough to hold you back.
We must keep training our body to endure the harshest conditions.

>>28996533
>B

>>28996477
>>28996483
A son, named Leman, who is now a high ranking inquisitor, and 5 daughters who are guarded day and night by the best bodyguards that enormous amounts of money can buy.

>>28996533
>B)

>>28996565
>>28996567
>>28996568
With a fire in your belly, you decide to press on. The following morning, you pack your things and eat well, electing to spend the brisk morning by jogging to build up stamina. It isn't more than a few hours before the storm kicks in, just as expected. The winds shove you sideways, and the rain is like icy needles on your skin. Despite all this torment, you press on, determined to endure this force of nature.

That night you collapse from exhaustion and hunger, barely summoning the energy to unroll and slip into your bedroll before falling asleep. Though your body shivers and your throat is parched, somewhere inside you feel pride at your own tenacity.

After a few more days of travel, you run out of food. You didn't anticipate the eastern islands being so taxing on your appetite, but there's no point to worrying now. You are going to start getting hungry soon, and you should make a plan. A day from here is a farming village, but just beyond the hills you believe there might be a river. Going over the hills would delay your trip a day or two, and spring is only going to get rainier from here. Still following the river might be handy so long as it doesn't flood.

A) Wait until you get to the town to find food
B) Head over the hills
C) Try to master photosynthesis

>>28996673
C. Definitely C.

>>28996673
>C
if it fails, then
>B

>>28996673
>C) Try to master photosynthesis
Monkeyplantman

>>28996673
A) Wait until you get to the town to find food

>>28996705
After an hour or so of standing completely still with your arms extended, you come to the conclusion that you will need to master sprouting leaves before you can absorb the energy of the sun and rain.That being the case, you decide to march over the hills to try and find a river. Sadly, after an entire day of searching, you find nothing. Two days later and two days hungrier, you arrive at the farming town, barely able to stand without swaying. You need something to eat and soon, or you aren't going to make it to the morning without collapsing.

A) Beg on the street
B) Beg door to door
C) Swipe a little produce, and pay it back later

>>28996839
See if there's a temple or church or something.
Failing that
>B) Beg door to door

>>28996839
A) Beg on the street

>>28996869
this

>>28996839
>B) Beg door to door

>>28996869
>>28996915
>>28996928
You wander the streets, asking people on your knees for scraps. Most people turn you away, but some offer you small cookies and sometimes rice. One nice older woman even gifts you with a deep wooden bowl and a piece of cooked pork. You thank her warmly, eating the pork up greedily. She laughs and asks if you'd like to come in for more.

A) Thank her, but refuse to take more
B) Agree
C) Ask to repay her if she must give you any more

>>28997022
>C) Ask to repay her if she must give you any more
Is this human meat.

>>28997022
>A) Thank her, but refuse to take more

>>28997022
C)

It's only honorable to repay charity

>>28997031
this

>>28997076
>>28997031
>Jumping immediately to cannibalism
The hell is wrong with you two?

>>28997096
Common Sense, if there is a sweet old lady offering you tons of food, 99.98% of the time, she is a cannibal

>>28997096
I read somewhere that people taste like pork. I think thats why long pig is a euphemism for human meat.
Also its a creepy old lady on a foreign island.

>>28997146
I can verify this from personal experience. I have been given food from exactly 1,000 old ladies and only twice was it not human meat.

>>28997167
see? it's a true scientific fact

>>28997031
>>28997066
>>28997076
you tell the woman that if she is to offer anything else to you, that you demand to repay her somehow. She smiles and agrees that you can pay her back once you've eaten a proper meal.

The inside of her home is fairly standard, with simple wooden features and furniture. There is a large backyard, that seems to have been left unkempt for years. The woman offers you a seat and a drink, as she goes to the kitchen to make up some food. The drink is some sort of hot, planty thing, bitter and unappealing, but it does seem to refresh you a bit so you swallow as much as you can in little sips. Eventually the woman returns with a large bowl full of rice and meat and vegetables, and tells you to help yourself. The dish is messy, but it gives your body everything it needs. You can feel your energy and passion returning with each bite. Once the bowl is empty, you thank her and ask about the payment. She tells you that what she needs done can wait until morning, and that you are free to sleep in her guest room tonight, and get started first thing in the morning.

A) Insist that you repay her tonight
B) Agree. You may not get another chance to sleep indoors for a while
C) Tell her that if she has nothing to ask of you, then you'll simply be on your way now

>>28997199
>B) Agree. You may not get another chance to sleep indoors for a while
She just had dinner, she doesnt need more meat yet.

>>28997199
>B) Agree. You may not get another chance to sleep indoors for a while

>>28997199
c

>>28997199
Are you people not listening to anything?
>A

>>28997227
>>28997237
ITS A TRAP

>>28997199
B) Sounds perfectly reasonable

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>>28997199
B) Agree. You may not get another chance to sleep indoors for a while

Let's roll with it. But I still think she's a cannibal.

>>28997157
It's not too different from pork.

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>>28997285
Obviously. But why should that stop us from being an ignorant greenhorn adventurer fisherman?

>>28997237
>>28997302
>>28997227
You agree to spend the night here. After all, you won't come across many warm beds and hot meals on the way to the temple. She smiles brightly and goes off, asking you to wait while she readies the room. You drink a little more of the bitter stuff, even though it's gone cold now, as you wait. She returns and guides you to a small room in the corner of the house. The first thing you notice is that there is no bed, but merely a sort of think blanket with a small pillow on it. You think to ask her why she would have a guest room with no proper bed, but you don't want to seem picky when she's going so far out of her way. She invites you to get comfortable, and wishes you goodnight. You are left alone in the room.

A) Toss your pack down and get some sleep
B) Get in a quick workout before bed
C) Other

>>28997407
>B

>>28997407
B) Can't fall behind on our workout schedule.

>>28997407
>B) Get in a quick workout before bed

>>28997407
>B) Get in a quick workout before bed

We're gonna be murdered by the cannibal old lady, aren't we?

>>28997427
>>28997430
>>28997455
You set your things aside and get out of your dirty clothes so as not to get any mud or filth into the kind woman's blankets, and to allow yourself more movement while you train. You go ahead with simple push-ups and sit-ups, as well as some squats to finish it off. When you finish and wipe your brow, you think you hear an odd noise coming from the wall, but when you stop to listen there is nothing.

A) It's probably just mice. Get some sleep.
B) Maybe you should look around the house before bed.
C) Other

>>28997631
>B) Maybe you should look around the house before bed.

>>28997631
>B) Maybe you should look around the house before bed.
OP is going to do the double-inverted reveal.

>>28997631
>B) Maybe you should look around the house before bed.
>>28997665
My body is ready

>>28997660
>>28997665
>>28997828
Thread will continue tomorrow morning, about 7 hours from now, when I can stand up straight without falling over

>>28998863
>Rags runs new quest
>Finished before I wake up
>mfw

Auto saged yet?

>>29001132
It appears not

>>28997660
>>28997665
>>28997828
You decide to have a quick look around the house before settling down. You first wander about the room, ears perked for any sign of the sound from earlier. Nothing. You then quietly open the door to your room, taking care not to make a single noise that may disturb the kind woman hosting you.

You step into the hall and tip-toe across the floor, examining the walls. There are various small paintings hanging here, which you assume to be friends and family. There is also a small stone idol in the shape of a rabbit, resting on a wooden pedestal. The rabbit appears to be made from some brittle, greenish stone. It looks almost as if it was shattered, and put back together with some sort of yellow adhesive. You hear a noise from back down the hall, and turn to see the old woman approaching you. She is wearing different clothes, likely for sleeping, and her hair has been let down. She asks why you're up and about so late.

A) "I was just restless."
B) "I thought I heard a noise while I was exercising."
C) "What's the deal with this green rabbit?"

>>29001200
>B) "I thought I heard a noise while I was exercising."

>>29001200
>B) "I thought I heard a noise while I was exercising."
>C) "What's the deal with this green rabbit?"
...I detect eu de plot. Investigate further!

>>29001241
Welcome back to Rags to Riches. We're monks now, apparently.

>>29001279
Drunken monk Ross, to be precise. Aiming to become drunken monkey monk Ross.
No further explanation is needed for the awesome.

>>29001319
holy shit idea
in the last rags to riches there should be some time bullshit that brings together all of the main characters
then we can find some fun way to deal with controlling them all

>>29001343
and by fun i mean it should mentally hurt Mr. Rags to run them

>>29001228
>>29001241
You tell her that a strange noise disturbed you, but she doesn't seem to know what to say. You change the subject to the rabbit, and she explains that it's a simple idol meant to bestow good luck onto the household. The material is a precious substance only found on the eastern isles, and it is very delicate.

After a chat, you decide that nothing seems readily amiss, and say goodnight. Upon returning to your room, you lay down on the blanket, and find it to be surprisingly comfortable. You wrap yourself up and drift off. That night you see more blurred images, confused and churning in the dark. When you wake, as last time, you can't recall any of them. Just that they were there.

You hear a light knock at the door as you stir. The voice of the woman comes through, asking if she may enter.

A) Tell her it's fine
B) Put on a shirt first
C) Stay quiet, maybe you can sleep in

>>29001378
>B) Put on a shirt first

>>29001378
>A

>>29001343
>>29001356
...please no.
That would be gratuitous. And unkind to our great and merciful Rags.
...
Unless we ever do a pirate run. Then I call dibs. And endorse the idea wholeheartedly.

>>29001378
>A) Tell her it's fine
Delicate, rare substance oriniating in the area we're headed to. Well, that won't be important.

>>29001402
>>29001390
What do you two have against shirts?

>>29001412
...we're playing a future monk. Monks are often shirtless. We became monks because our shirts were oppressing us.
Cruel, horrid things that they are.

>>29001390
>>29001402
You tell her that all is fine, and she opens the door, holding a tray. She steps lightly over to you and places it down by your bed. On it are small buns, some grilled meat, rice, and a more of that bitter drink from earlier. She says that once you've eaten, you can get started on your repayment, and leaves the room just as she came in. The food looks back at you, tempting you. You eat up, and even the bitter drink seems to taste less awful compared to last night. You then slip your boots and shirt on, and go to meet the woman outside.

She sits in the room looking out into the garden, where you talked and ate last night. When you enter she smiles, and asks if you're ready to repay her. You nod, and she asks you to remove your shirt.

A) Comply
B) Ask why
C) Refuse

>>29001412
Shirts killed my father and raped my wife

>>29001506
>B

>>29001506
A)

let us be rid of it

>>29001506
A
Get some granny lovin

>>29001506
>A) Comply
>B) Ask why
...I suspect this is a bad idea.
Do it anyway. Damned shirts. We must divest ourselves of their use.

>>29001506
>A) Comply
>B) Ask why
Hey, looks like she isn't a cannibal - she is just horny. Hooray?

>>29001535
I love me some of that sweet granny behind

>>29001434
Shirts killed our family and oppressed our village, we are on a quest to stop their tyranny.

>>29001520
>>29001535
You do so without much thought, and afterward she hands you a pair of leather gloves. You put them on, and she points to the garden. She asks that you pick every weed and straighten out the planters before dark. You don't suspect that it will be too impossible, given the amount of time, but you are slightly weary as you look at her and see her face reddening. Still, you hop down from the back porch and get to work, yanking the thorny plants from the ground and piling them up to be thrown away later. Some of them fight you quite valiantly, but your strength wins out in the end. She does gives you a short break around noon, pouring you more bitter drink and feeding you some small cookies, which to be honest are quite good.

After everything is done, the garden looks much nicer, and your back is so sore, you can barely stand straight. When you step back onto the porch, you look at the dining table and see an enormous spread of food, hot and ready to eat. She tells you that working so hard must build up a rabid appetite.

A) "Are you sure this is all you have?"
B) "Thank you, I appreciate your kindness."
C) "This is far too much, I can't possibly take all this from you."

>>29001594
>>29001535
I never used the word granny. She's like 46.

>>29001613
They burned our crops, poisoned our water supply, and delivered a plague unto our houses!

>>29001635
B

Can we make her a granny? Its much harder to masturbate when shes 46.

>>29001635
>C) "This is far too much, I can't possibly take all this from you."

>>29001635
B) "Thank you, I appreciate your kindness."

>>29001635
>B

>>29001635
>B) "Thank you, I appreciate your kindness."
Do not insult her generosity by refusal. Accept the good, along with the bad.
Monk Ross abides.

>>29001687
>>29001667
>>29001655
You thank her kindly for her generosity, and eat your fill before rolling over on the floor and rubbing your stuffed belly. She giggles at your gestures, eating very little herself as you shovel food in your maw.

After, the two of you rest and look at the garden, making small talk about your journey. It's starting to get fairly late now, and your muscles ache from the long day of work. You ask if she wouldn't mind putting you up for one more night before you leave, and she agrees happily.

"Surely you don't want to go to bed covered in dirt and sweat though. I can draw you a bath if you like."

A) Accept. It'll feel great, and you'll be refreshed in the morning
B) Decline. That's far too much trouble
C) Other

>>29001754
C

We have to bathe to keep her house clean, but draw the bath ourselves. Tomorrow gtfo, cause I didn't come to settle down with some spinster

>>29001754
>A

>>29001754
>A) Accept. It'll feel great, and you'll be refreshed in the morning
"Monk Ross is grateful for your kindness."
I'm likely to spend the rest of this quest speaking in third person. I apologise in advance.

>>29001754
>A) Accept. It'll feel great, and you'll be refreshed in the morning
Time for me to accept Monk Ross's attitude towards things offered to him.
>>29001786
I think that's fitting for Monk Ross to speak of Monk Ross like that though.

>>29001805
Monk Ross must take care to avoid becoming too much like The Boulder, though. The Boulder does not like impressions.

>>29001778
>>29001786
>>29001805
She stands and goes to ready the bath, leaving you alone with the cookies and bitter drink. Despite your full belly, you can't help but munch on a few more before she returns to tell you that the water is hot and ready.

Upon entering the bathroom, you notice that the only source of light seems to be various candles along the rim. Some of them are even stacked in ranks. It seems a bit odd, but you suppose you'd need to see yourself to clean properly, and don't question it. You undress and slip into the tub, feeling your muscles relax as soon as the heat takes effect. You tilt your head back and enjoy the soak for a while, contemplating the next leg of your journey. You suppose the wasted days are worth it if you got to eat and relax like this. After a while, you decide it's time to scrape all the dirt from the garden off of yourself. You see that the woman has set out some sort of odd, poofy log and some blue liquid, which after a regrettable taste test, you determine to be soap. Putting two and two together, you soap the poof log and use them to clean yourself up. The blue liquid lathers up well, and does an excellent job of getting the muck off of you.

As you clean, you notice something out of the corner of your eye. You glance over to the wall across from the tub and see a small hole in the wood. Looking more carefully, you realize that someone is watching you as you bathe. You stop for a moment, and think.

A) Continue as normal
B) Sink into the water and finish as quickly as you can
C) Tell them to mind their own business
D) Put on a show

>>29001955
>D) Put on a show

>>29001955
>D) Put on a show
Monk Ross knows it is a bad idea.
But Monk Ross must.
Monk Ross has cast off shame.
Above all else, Monk Ross abides.

>>29002007
We're going to give this lady a heart attack.

>>29001955
>D) Put on a show
This is how we repay her.

>>29002026
And it will be a defining moment in Monk Ross's origin story. Monk Ross's great regret.
Monk Ross must take future pains to hide his glory from poor, innocent perverted peeping old women.
Nobody else, though.

>>29001955
As great as putting on shows for granny's is, can we get to the monkey fu?

>>29002142
Monkeys can be mischievous.
Monk Ross considers this training.

>>29001973
>>29002007
>>29002042
After a moment of thought, you stand in the tub and let the water roll off of you. You lather the poof well, and begin washing yourself again, but slowly, and more deliberately than before. You allow the lather to sit, slowly rolling down your body, which as you realize now, has become much more toned and built that just a few months ago. You suppose you should be flattered by having someone peep on you, but the whole situation still seems somewhat uncomfortable.

You do your best to seem sensual with your limited knowledge. At the end, you look clean, but still feel a little dirty. You dry off and wrap yourself in a towel, then head for your room to find a fresh set of clothes. Once in them, you hear a knock at the door again. The woman, voice slightly quivering, ask if the bath was enjoyable. You tell her it was quite nice, and she seems happy. The rest of the night, you think you hear an odd sort of noise in the other room, but you elect to simply ignore it for the hour or so it lasts, and just try to sleep.

The next morning, the woman sees you off with a smile and a meat filled bun. You thank her for her kindness and head on your way. You cross the town, greeting some of the townsfolk as you go. For some reason, many of the older women about town seem to take extra care to wave to you as you pass. Eventually you come to the town limits, as well as a large fork in the road. Both seem to lead to the place you need to be, but they lead through different places. The left heads toward a large forest, and seems to be quicker. The other, while longer, only passes through fields and hills.

A) Left
B) Right

>>29002142
It's about the journey, man. Not the destination.

>>29002252
>B) Right
Forest = bad

>>29002252
>It's about the journey, man. Not the destination.

When you say that, the only possible choice is B).

>>29002252
>A) Left
Maybe there'll be manly stuff to punch in there.

>>29002252
B

>>29002252
>B) Right
The forest tempts Monk Ross... but the hills will serve as practice for the mountain!

>>29002275
>>29002298
>>29002320
You turn right, choosing to take the long route. The next few days are very dull in comparison to the previous. You simply spend the morning jogging, lunchtime resting, and the nights training. The hills make the trek quite tiring, but toward the end you can feel your stamina and endurance increasing. All in all, the walk takes about two weeks.

You come to a small town, likely only holding a few dozen people. As you enter, you notice things are very quiet, and there doesn't appear to be anyone around. You walk through the town, looking around for any sign of life. Then you hear a loud racket coming from one of the larger buildings, and watch as a man is sent backwards out of the front door, hitting the dirt with a thud. Another, much larger man emerges from the door, with a great frown on his face and his hands wrapped in ragged rope. The man on the floor finds his knees and begins begging for mercy from the larger man, but when he sees you, he begins to ask for your help.

A) Stand by and observe
B) Step in
C) Try to slip away

>>29002454
Step in
Find out what's going on

>>29002454
>B) Step in
Inquire as to the reason for such violence.
If the reason is unsatisfactory... Monk Ross may not abide.

>>29002454
I would prefer to wait a bit and observe before we interfere, but it seems that B will win. So at the very least, ask both of them what is happening before we actually take a side.

>>29002454
>B) Step in

>>29002477
>>29002478
>>29002531
You step between the two men and ask what the problem is. The kneeling man tries to back away, but the larger one glares at him, stopping him in his tracks. He then looks down at you.

"He owes me money. It's that simple. And since he can't pay up, I'm just going to beat his face in until I feel satisfied. Now if you don't back away, I'll split the difference between the both of you."

The kneeling man accuses the large man of being an extortionist, but he is silenced again by the large man's glare.

A) Back off
B) Shove him away
C) Try to convince him with a calm and reasonable dialogue

>>29002673
>C) Try to convince him with a calm and reasonable dialogue
"Beating him will gain you nothing but scarred hands. If he owes a debt, then surely there is some sufficient means of recompense?"
Monk Ross hopes Mr Thug is a reasonable man, though Monk Ross suspects he's about to get his face beaten in. Monk Ross cares little.
Ask the kneeling man how he came to owe the nice Mr Thug money.

>>29002673
C
But have drunken boxing at the ready

>>29002760
>>29002902
You attempt to reason with the large man, but he merely shrugs you off. You place a hand on his shoulder, attempting to get his attention and prevent him from approaching the kneeling man, but he merely casts his glance at you instead. However, seeing that you won't be intimidated as easily, he brings his fist back and takes a swing at you. You backstep and lean away, avoiding the blow, but now this has turned into a proper fight. You can see faces emerging from the windows of the buildings now, as curious onlookers watch the brawl.

The large man takes several more slow swings, and you dodge them, but you can tell he's only toying with you to lower your guard. After a few weak jabs, he digs his backfoot in and rushes at you, reaching his great hand out in a claw to grab you.

A) Sidestep
B) Backstep
C) Duck and try to land a combo to his body

>>29002673
>C) Try to convince him with a calm and reasonable dialogue

>>29003030
well that was a little late
>>29003022
>C) Duck and try to land a combo to his body

>>29003022
C) Duck and try to land a combo to his body

>>29003022
C

>>29003022
>A) Sidestep
Monk Ross dodges like monkey!

>>29003118
this

>>29003128
I'll catch up with you guys later - I've nearly hit the 24 hour mark and sleep is calling

>>29003168
See you on the other side, fountaintop.

>>29003030
>>29003045
>>29003066
You duck under his outstretched hand and step in toward him. You deliver three successive uppercuts to his stomach and side, but the damage seems to be minimal, as he grabs you by the waist of your pants and hoists you in the air. For a moment, you are held up, high off of the ground. Then you are tossed forward, colliding with and crashing through a window. You hit the ground inside a house, rolling through a table and various odds and ends. You look up and see a family, frightened by your entrance. You assure them that you have the situation handled, but when you glance out the window you can see the large man approaching. You look around the room for something to use against him.

A) Bottle of wine
B) Cooking knife
C) Chair
D) Nothing

>>29003257
Pretend to offer him the wine, then smash it over his head, then stab him with it.

Let Buddha sort him out.

>>29003257
I personally wanna say D) if we think we can take him, or A) if we don't.

>>29003257
have a drink

Nothing. Ask the family if they have a loaded gun/crossbow/what have you. Failing that, grab the knife, drink the wine, and puts some rat poison on the blade. Wait in the chair, just behind the door.

>>29003296
this

>>29003257
>A) Bottle of wine
Take a swig. Drunken monkey bottles face!

>>29003296
>>29003329
>>29003393
You run over the overturned table and snatch up the bottle of spilling wine from the floor. The family stares as you make your way back out the front door and toward the large man again.

"I see you're still walking. Then I'll have to hit you a bit harder to keep you down."

A) Swig
B) Offer him a drink
C) Offer him a drink, violently

>>29003362
munchkin pls go

>>29003502
C

>>29003502
C) Offer him a drink, violently

>>29003502
Is there really another choice?
C

>>29003502
Swig, violently

>>29003502
>C
+
>A
Remember our drunken boxing?

>>29003502
>A) Swig
>B) Offer him a drink
Drunken monkey offers friendship?
If he refuses in any fashion...
>C) Offer him a drink, violently
Drunken monkey bottles face!

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>>29003599
>>29003586
>>29003532
You Take along drink from the wine bottle, taunting him as he nears you. After, you wipe your mouth and offer him a sip as well. He sneers, and angrily rushes toward you. You take advantage of his bland rage and sidestep, bashing his face with the bottle, and shattering it. He falls and wiped his face, roaring in anger. When he turns back to you, you see that his face is covered in small cuts and blood.

He rushes at you again, but you maneuver your limber and booze-loosened body around his strikes. It isn't easy avoiding him, but you can see his face turning red with anger and embarrassment.

He drives you back toward a wall, and comes at you with a hard uppercut.

A) Sidestep
B) Parry

>>29003663
Sidestep and shank with broken bottle

>>29003663
Sidestep.
Loose and limber.
Loose
and
limber

>>29003663
>A) Sidestep
A) Sidestep

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>>29003663
Counter as demonstrated

A) Sidestep

Also
>Bland rage
Does this mean we've seen better rage?

>>29003663
>A) Sidestep
Followed by
>C) Drunken Monkey Crushes Nuts!
Also, Monk Ross approves of your image.

>>29003681
>>29003694
>>29003709
You dodge to the right, preparing to counter his swing with a blow of your own. For your trouble, you receive a knee in the stomach, with his full weight behind it. It seems the uppercut was a decoy to get you to lean into his real attack.

The wind is liberated from your lungs, and you stumble back into the wall. The large man proceeds to hammer his roped fists into your stomach, over and over in a powerful rhythm.

A) Guard your stomach
B) Guard your face
C) Try to grab him

>>29003846
>B
It's a ploy for us to lower our guard!

>>29003846
B) Guard your face
His Roped Fists +1 could do a number on our beautiful face.

>>29003846
>C) Try to grab him
Grab his wrists. Then
>D) Angry Goat Bites Nose!

B) Guard your face

>>29003725
Hi there again, Tiger.

>>29003908
Hey, Shep. You just missed the fountaintop.

>>29003946
Oh, so we almost got 3 of the old party in here, that would've been nice

>>29003853
>>29003889
>>29003908
You raise your arms up to defend your face, taking the brunt of his assault to your gut. You are forced to bare the pain as he hammers blows into you, but luckily your training has toughened up your core well enough that the damage to your guts will be minimal.

When he begins to slow down from fatigue, you take the opportunity to strike back and shove him away from you to gain room.You begin to dance around one another again, but this time much slower. His tiredness slows his attacks, but your sore stomach muscles make dodging extremely difficult. Finally he leans in for a cross, and you weave around to grab hold of his arm. You have the upper hand now.

A) Dislocate his arm
B) Try to get him in a hold
C) Knee to the throat
D) Elbow to the neck

>>29004028
>D

>>29004028
A) Dislocate his arm
Lower his offensive capabilities.

>>29004028
>C
>D
One of these two. Maybe both? Even if with a weakened core could we still scissor the guy's neck like that?

>>29004028
>C) Knee to the throat
Angry Crow Takes Flight!
...I have lost all desire to be subtle.

>>29004055
>>29004085
You lift your knee, driving it into his throat from below. He gags and stumbles away from you. As you see him, you can tell he is unable to breath, or even exhale the air already in his lungs. You could land a killing blow here, if you attack quickly.

A) Finish him off
B) Wait for him to regain his breath

>>29004230
B also take a swig. May be offer him one again