>>28854521
Throg eat. Throg wonder if have food. Throg investigate cave

>>28854560
Throg no wonder if Throg have food, Throg know Throg have food.

Throg pick up few berries lying around and much them. Tasty!

Throg look behind into cave, cave end abruptly. Beast skin lying on floor make rock more comfy, Throg like sleep on comfy.

>>28854583
Throg burp.
Throg proactive, small tribe need help?

check if throg lonely, if lonely find pet

>>28854594
Throg leave cave and head to rest of tribe cave. Many men round fire and eating, women talk in group, some men scrape beast skin, some carve rocks.

>>28854598
Throg am not lonely. Throg in tribe with people he like!

>Talk to the men around fire
>Talk to the men using tools
>Talk to the women about stuff
>Other

>>28854621
Talk to the men using tools

>>28854640
Throg am walk over to men using tools. Men see Throg and stand up, men need Throg help.

"Throg, rock no do good" Ag say.
"Throg, make rock work" Ooga yell.
"Throg, Yorg rock a shit" say Yorg.

Throg try to help. Ag make scrapy rock, Ooga make pointy rock, Yorg make cutty rock. Am doing shit job of it at the moment.

Throg help.

>1d100 for master craftsmanship.
>Best of first 3 rolls.
>30+ fixes 1 rock, 60+ fixes 2 and 75+ fixes all 3.

Rolled 38

>>28854711
A throg must have a code

Rolled 14

>>28854711
Time to shine

Rolled 62

>>28854711
rollan

Throg fuck yourself

hehehe pretty clever

>>28854887
Throg take rocks of men and grab a few rocks of his own. Throg take Ag's rock and turn it into flat, round one. Throg then take edge off one half and turn into scrapy rock. Ag am pleased!

Throg take Ooga rock and carve sides off. Ooga look on in wonder as Throg turn Ooga rock into fearsome tool of death. Oog very pleased!

Throg try to make Yorg rock work, but Yorg am do such shit job, it impossible. Throg shake head at Yorg and give rock back, Yorg throw rock away and leave in huff.

Throg am good with tools, not great, but still good.

>What next, oh mighty Throg?

Rolled 18

>>28854922
Think Throg will od chat up women!

>>28854922
throg give yorg encouragement, make yorg not give up.

>>28854922
Throg wonder if there is people outside tribe. Maybe there is better rock maker outside of tribe?
If Throg not best rock maker, Throg practice more.

>>28854964
Throg am shout after Yorg, tell Yorg not to give up and for Yorg to believe in himself.

>>28854947
Throg saunter over to group of women, some younger some slightly older, Throg don't mind, Throg not fussy.

"Throg am craftsman" Throg say to women. Women look uninterested.

>1d100 for seduction
>80+ will succeed
>Best of first 3 rolls.

Rolled 55

>>28855009
Throg, show off your most beautiful rock you ever crafted. Put it in front of them, and pose.
"Wooomen?"

Rolled 45

>>28855041
Seconded

>>28855041
Thirded

Rolled 92

>>28855121
Messed up my own roll.

>>28855130
calling it; rock am phallic shaped!

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Rolled 27

>>28855130
Throg am going to be beating off women tonight with club

>>28855130
Throg have to think of something fast to impress women. Throg have brainwave!

"Throg am craftsmen. Throg am very good with hands." Women suddenly start paying attention to Throg. Woman crowd around him and touch Throg's hands, Throg very popular now.

Throg take two women holding onto Throg's hands and take them back to cave. Throg have very, very good time with women.

>Achievement unlocked!
>Ménage á Throg

Throg wake up in morning, women cuddling each other on beast fur. Throg look outside of cave and see sun shining.

Throg hear angry rabble, Yorg turn up with men of tribe behind him. Yorg look very angry. "Throg say Yorg rock shit, even Throg can't make better!" Yorg clearly not hear you tell Yorg to not give up.

"Throg think am so good with rock, Yorg think Throg not good with rock at all!"

>How do you respond?

>>28855168
throg offer to teach yorg, make yorg good with rock make whole tribe good with rock

>>28855191
"Throg am not say Yorg rock shit, Yorg rock just need some work!" Throg talk to Yorg and rest of tribe.

"Throg help Yorg make good rock, Throg help all make good rock!" Men in tribe look at each other and agree.

Yorg still look upset. "Throg am sorry Yorg, but when Throg done, Yorg rock be best in whole tribe!" Yorg looks up at Throg and smiles "Yorg am be best?" Yorg ask. Throg say yes.

Throg gather men and some women around campfire, all have lots of rock. Some hard and long, some round and flat. Throg am teach tribe what stone do best work, and what type of stone there is.

Is big task for Throg.

>1d100 for teaching success
>Best of 3 rolls, as always.
>50+ is a success, 90+ is a fantastic success.

Rolled 14

>>28855265
Let's go.

Rolled 41

>>28855265
Lets do it

Rolled 82

>>28855265
come onnmn

>>28855332
throg almost had to bat off more women, throg is disappointed.

>>28855332
Throg teach tribe how to make many rock, take long time but tribe now well versed in matters of rock.

Flat, round rocks best for scraping.
Thin rocks best for cutting, or for pointy sticks.
Hard, heavy rocks usually best for hitting other rocks to turn into tool.

Tribe congratulate Throg and hail him as best craftsman. Yorg even joining in cheering as well.

Suddenly many shouting come from other cave. Tribe look up and see women running towards them, many women find their men and hug, but other women just run into group.

Behind women are other men. Men Throg not see before. They have red lines on their faces and pointy sticks. Big man stride up to tribe and bellow "Who leader here?"

Tribe leader am walk up to big man. Tribe leader am old, but very smart, know what best for tribe, so tribe keep him around. Tribe leader welcomes other tribe, but big leader pulls up pointy stick and kills old leader!

>What do?

>>28855421
Thog Kill man with new rock tools, thog teach listen about killing leader.

Rolled 100

>>28855421
Pointy rocks are also best for stabbing.

Throg like rock. No care who am leader

>>28855459
dice gods have spoken

throg stab with pointy rock

>>28855421
Throg realize can combine stick and rock to form somthing new

>>28855459
>oh shit

Throg see red as old leader fall to ground. Big leader am laugh and turn to rest of tribe.

Throg look down and pick up big rock in hand, and long pointy rock in other. Throg run through crowd of tribe, Throg am screaming like wild beast.

Big leader turn round and see Throg leap through air at him. Throg raise both hands and smash big leader head in with large rock and stab in face with pointy rock. Big leader hit ground like sack of wet shit.

Throg look up as red-face tribe, breathing hard. Red-face tribe step back and look at each other in fear.

Throg let out howl of rage and entire red-face tribe run away like little girl!

Yorg am walk up to old leader, take stick covered in beads, stick show who tribe leader. Yorg give Throg stick and drop to knees. Entire tribe drop to knees as well.

Throg look down at stick, old leader blood still drip from stick. Throg am leader of tribe now.

Rolled 51

>>28855520
Fuck. Yes.

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>>28855520
Throg train men to be warriors to protect woman.
Throg don't want this happen agian.

>>28855520
You guys are totally earning an achievement for that, I just can't think of a suitable name yet.

Decide what Throg-leader should do next.

>>28855553
>>28855551
throg do this and teach tribe how to make rocks better since whole tribe here now.

>>28855553
Throg know old leader was good leader. Deserves good long rest. (Viking funeral?)

Rolled 18

>>28855553
Give each man two rock, pointy and round. Teach them to smash and stab. Protect women.

Rolled 18

>>28855584
Seconded.

>>28855584
Throg order tribe to put leader in ground, him deserve good sleep. Tribe dig big hole, put leader in and cover with many big rocks. Old leader be very safe there.

>>28855594
>>28855563
Throg get tribe to learn to use rock as weapon. Large rock for crush, pointy rock for stab. Tools can be used as weapons, very useful in certain situations.

>Timeskip

Moon and sun appear and disappear in sky many times, Throg still leader of tribe. Tribe am use tools better then any other, scrapy rocks make best skins around, pointy sticks much pointier then other tribes. Throg am pleased.

Throg walk around tribe, see women carrying children. See men work on tools, men practice with pointy stick, see men using pointy sticks to catch sea-meat as well. Throg am do good job, Throg think.

>What is next, oh leader of cavemen?

Throg teach men and women to make better rock

Throg Teach men and women to use rock

Throg Teach men and women to protect

Throg help all in tribe

Rolled 76

>>28855653
Throg have brilliant idea.
Bring rocks, Big rocks, to cave. Throg and Men make wall of rocks, nobody hurt Throgs tribe.

>>28855653
Throg think about about skin beasts. Throg wonder if tribe can use more of beast.

>>28855653
throg feel horny throg bring two women from before for more fun.
Throg will become sex god.

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>>28855653
throg wonder if twine and stick can be used for some thing else.

>>28855704
It long time since old leader die. Throg think about often, Throg want to be like old leader and keep tribe safe.

Throg stop in tracks. Throg have brilliant idea.

Throg gather strong men of tribe, give them great task to do. Will take many months to gather rocks but Throg feel like it will work.

>>28855733
Throg keep women round all the time, being leader has many benefits.

>>28855707
Beasts used for meat and skin for warm, what else to use them for?

>Another timeskip for this wall
>1d100 for success
>85+ succeeds, let's face it, cavemen shouldn't be able to build walls. If you fail you will just have a shit ton of rocks in your area.

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Rolled 72

>>28855762
inspiration hit thog like rock, thog combine round rock with stick.

Rolled 90

>>28855762
roll for short, poorly done, rockwall.
If 95 exactly, has many carved busts of throg adorning it.

Rolled 7

>>28855762
use for milk

Rolled 36

>>28855782
>>28855762
Thog have many small rocks left from wall, thog found that small rocks hurt if thrown from cloth or with a bunch of other rock in a bag.

>>28855791
>Many months pass

Strongest men of tribe have done good job. Brought many, many big rocks from far away close to tribe.

Throg, with other members of tribe, use mixture of sand, water and shells to create liquid which is very hard when dried. Throg now plan on creating wall to keep tribe safe, and keep bad men and beasts out.

Work is slow, but is done eventually. Lots of big rocks, stuck together with hard liquid, now surround caves in a circle. One gap to get in and out, Throg get few strong men to stay there and make sure no one come in.

Throg am do best for tribe, tribe is very safe now.

>So you've got a happy tribe, who are very skilled with tools. Just a quick geog thing, you're pretty much next to the sea, so you have access to food and whatnot.
>What Throg's plan now?

Rolled 100

>>28855858
thog dig deep hole around wall ,fill with pointy sticks, tribe be safer,

>>28855858
Has throg discovered fire yet?
if not throg should discover fire

>>28855851
A little too specific, many in a few tens of thousands of years.

>>28855900
I swear to God, you must be cheating.

Rolled 41

Organize hierarchy. Throg want each man know job, each woman know man, each person know throg is leader.

Rolled 68

>>28855900
>>28855858
The dice gods have spoken.

>>28855915
thog genius, thog no need to cheat.

>>28855906
>Fire's been around for a while, we have plenty of fire.

>>28855900
Throg muse on wall when in cave one day. Throg-women are out doing women things.

Throg know tribe are safe, but want tribe to be able to attack as well. Throg know pointy stick hurt people, Throg know wall keep people safe. Throg try to combine two in some way.

If pointy stick thrown at man, man gets hurt. If man is thrown at stick, man still get hurt.

Throg think if hole am dug, with pointy stick pointing up, and man fall in, man die. Throg think if hole all away around wall, no one want to come near or they fall and die as well.

Throg am best constructer.

1/2

>>28855915

Thog cut notch into stick, put pointy rock into stick, wrap with strips of hide.

Thog now have pointy rock stick!

Rolled 26

>>28856007

Somehow forgot dice.

>>28855983
>>28855983
>Yet another timeskip

Throg am have men of tribe dig hole around wall, and fill with pointy sticks. Tribe put few leaves and grass over to disguise.

Tribe test by putting food on grass, tribe watch as beast wanders over to the food and falls through hole. Pointy sticks go straight through beast and whole tribe cheer!

Tribe is very safe now! Entire tribe cheers Throg's name and Throg-women take Throg back to cave with a friend of theirs. Throg very happy.

>Achievements unlocked!
>Leader of the Pack (the other nat 100)
>I am the Great Defender

Rolled 3

>>28856055
I feel like throg is the first genius. Like this first technological jumps that lead men out of the stone age came from people like throg. All he needs now is a good medical advancement.

Rolled 55

>>28856055

>>28856055
throg is smart
maybe the smartest
throg need to make sure when throg is gone that tribe stays safe
thog should make picture in walls to teach people how throg did things

>>28856055
does throg know of big horn?

Rolled 62

>>28856055
throg think about puting together rock and stick to make better

Rolled 82

>>28856096
>>28856055
Leonardo De Throg.

I love the fact that the first super genius that moves tecnology up by decades is in the fucking stone age

>>28856124
Who knows? Even IRL, we did stuff that would boggle modern humans in the stone age.
See: Gobekli Tepe.

Rolled 87

>>28856124
>decades
this shit is in the thousands of years anon.
All we need to do is build boats and learn how to farm and we are the most advanced tribe for the next couple thousand decades.

Changed my mind about achievements, they will have bonuses, will I'll figure out by the next thread.

>>28856124
Great isn't it? And a few decades doesn't matter shit when we're 200,000 years BC.

>>28856097
Big horns should be nearby, the tribe is relatively close to where Og was based, there should still be a few groups kicking around.

>>28856096
Can't do this I'm afraid. We've pretty much only got access to a few certain colours, like the guys with the face paint. We're definitely not starting to write yet.

>>28856163
we must ride the big horns

Rolled 21

>>28856163
thog see big fish eat small fish, thog think having smaller fish on rope help catch bigger fish.

Rolled 96

>>28856163
thog must tame bighorns.(soon we will create farms)

>>28856207
Throg almost miss thread. Throg saddened.

>>28856207
Throg approve of becoming great Og-horn rider.

>>28856207
>>28856198
>Stop jumping ahead damn it.

Throg wander around tribe, go to big splash and see men catching little swim meat out of water, Throg see big swim meat eat little ones before. Throg tell men to use little swim meat to get big ones nearer, and then catch them instead.

Men nod and listen to Throg, men will try idea later on.

Throg look around tribe, lots of new men and women walk around. Plenty of food and very safe, tribe is doing very well.

Throg suddenly stop and drop to knees. Throg cough loudly and red splats dirt in front of Throg. Men and women rush over to help Throg. Throg see people run towards him and world turns black.

Rolled 93

>>28856278
Throg resistance! Throg not die easily!

Rolled 32

>>28856278
throg, god among men.

Rolled 19

>>28856278
throg survivor.

Rolled 45

>>28856278
Throg wake up alive, but crippled.
Throg be teacher now.

I just noticed that this family line is gonna be known for being great men.

throg not give up, throg beleve in self

>>28856381
Throg son of Og Big Rock Tamer. Many still to come.

Rolled 95

>>28856278
Throg have tribe to think of. Throg not die.

Also, Throg have children, yes? Throg children need to be leader after Throg.

>>28856305
Throg wake up, covered in sweat. Many men and women of tribe gather round Throg.

Throg look around and see plants and bones on walls, Throg in healers cave. Healer is old man who make people feel better. Throg hope healer can make Throg feel better.

"Throg am strong man" Healer say.
"Throg not die today." Rest of tribe sighs.

Few days pass. Throg feel much better and thank healer. Throg leave cave and get back to leader business.

Now that Throg all better, what Throg do this time?

Rolled 13

>>28856414
say hi to thog mother and tame bighorn like father Og.

Rolled 33

>>28856414
Throg tame Og Horn now!

>>28856414
RIDE BIGHORN

Rolled 86

>>28856414
throg train next leader

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Rolled 96

>>28856425
>>28856414
Tame bighorn

>>28856414
Throg realize, Throg will not stay in land of living forever. So Throg will make things what others will understand, Throg will make... carving!

Rolled 21

>>28856414
Throg know skinbeast make baby like woman make baby. Catch many skinbeast and make skinbeast make baby.

>>28856440
nah wall paintings with instructions are better.(pictures are universal)

>>28856425
>>28856432
>>28856438
Throg doesn't even know about the god damn big horns, can't you people just leave them alone? You've already gotten 1 acheivement for riding it.

>>28856460
But Throg am man of rock! Use rock for make pictures, is call carving!

>>28856463
Throg not do for puny achievement. Throg do for honor of family. Og-Horn is... sign of Throgs family.

Throg find good woman with good genes for make good Throg jr.

Rolled 92

>>28856463
then thog paint on wall for children to see.

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>>28856490
throg god two women, but throg can get moe bitches.

Throg contemplate existence after close call. Throg know he not live forever, and want tribe to be safe after Throg go.

Throg think there three ways of doing this.

Throg build rock of Throg, show tribe he is watching them forever.
Throg teach new leader while Throg still alive. New leader then know how to act when Throg not around.
Or Throg draw pictures on cave, so tribe can look at if Throg not around.

>Which will it be?
>Majority wins after 10 minutes.

Rolled 67

>>28856539
I say drawing

>>28856539
Throg teach Grog, son of Throg the ways of Og OgHorn. Legacy of Og and Throg live on.

Rolled 73

>>28856539
>Throg teach new leader while Throg still alive. New leader then know how to act when Throg not around.
i'm stuck between drawing and teachings.

>>28856539
Teaching, via carvings/paintings. Throg legacy live on in rock

Rolled 23

>>28856572
Grog can draw and build great rock for Throg. Also Throg forgot roll.

>>28856580
drawings could lead to writing

Rolled 12

>>28856539
Throg is good at rocks
so Throg should have rock-Throg
this make sense to Throg

are rolls supposed to decide which choice gets picked or what

>>28856657
no it just a thing to do now

Rolled 35

>>28856657
just to see if a choice is succesful.
Thog draw
>>28856539

Rolled 31

>>28856539
Throg draw pictures. LEARNING Pictures, for young part-throgs.

Rolled 77

>>28856699
>>28856678
>>28856628
Draw me like one of your Big horns throg.

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Rolled 8

This will be what Throgs son is gonna be like.good thing he knocked up two women

>>28856657
>Rolls don't count unless I ask for them. This is a majority vote.

Throg use red from crushed bugs to make red colour. Throg remember tribe using red to paint faces to look scary. Throg soon show them.

Throg draw picture of Throg on wall, picture-Throg teaching other picture-men. Throg try to articulate words correctly so tribe will know what to do with Throg around.

Throg draw pictures of using small swim-meat to lure big swim-meat over and catch big ones instead. Throg show hard liquid keeps big rock together. Throg show all he has learnt and all he can think of.

Throg step back after many days drawing on cave wall. All Throg know on wall and should guide tribe when Throg gone.

Rolled 80

>>28856782
throg still alive if so throg teach future tribe leader.

>>28856782
well then
throg...say goodbye to tribe
throg...tell tribe throg will always be with them

Rolled 71

>>28856803
>>28856782
Seconded.

>>28856782
Throg teach son to be leader after Throg too! More help for tribe is good for tribe.

Rolled 20

>>28856803
Throg live on forever!

>>28856813
Throg not have son yet, you will always have ancestors, so you don't have to worry about it.

>>28856811
Throg isn't dying just yet.

>>28856803
Throg look around tribe and think of who to be next leader. Throg see children playing with sticks, see men sharpening tools and fishing, see women gathering wood for fires.

Who Throg have in mind for leader? Throg want strong man to protect tribe?

>>28856858
Throg must wait for Throgs own blood.

Rolled 7

>>28856858
>Throg see children playing with sticks
Throg raise tribe leader.

Rolled 90

>>28856874
>>28856858
Find smartest, bustiest woman, make her Throgs mate.

Our child will be the next Leader.

Throg leader because Throg stronk. Leader after Throg should be stronk too. Throg chalenge men of tribe to contest. Who can prove best stronk Throg teach to be new leader.

>>28856858
throg test for smarts
tribe need smart leader
like throg

Rolled 35

>>28856898
Throg genius
Throg can't set stick to high.

Got to go for about half an hour, will come back, read up on replies and get back to postan.

Rolled 71

>>28856891
Dumb me, me forget magic luck number.

It should be a test of intelegences not strength or linage

When our child is ready they will most likly take over as tribe leader. That and we won't leave the tribe in the hands of a baby

>>28856993
We will not leave the tribe in the hands of a baby, but do you truely believe that anyone who had ruled the tribe will give it up to someone just because it had been the child of a former leader. If they went by that the child of the leader to follow Throg would have the same claim.

Thing is if you want to implement a system that works by heritage, you gotta start early.

>Timeskip

Years pass within the tribe. Throg has raised a few children with various women, and treated them all fairly.

Throg has selected his first born to be leader after he dies and has taught him everything Throg knows, even things that couldn't be shown on the wall drawings.

Throg lives to the ripe old age of 54, and passes away in his sleep after contracting pneumonia during a particularly harsh winter.

His death is mourned by everyone, and the walled-off tribe continues to flourish in the presence of his son, Arg. Arg proves a fair and just leader, like his father.

>That's it for today folks.
>I'll archive the thread in suptg
>Next thread is tomorow, same time! We'll still be in the Stone Age, but thanks to your fantastic building skills the tribe will still be there!
>I'll stick around for a little while to answer any questions.
>Thanks for playing.

>>28857241
so how much of a genius was Throg?

>>28857264
By caveman standards? An exceptional.

He's provided safety for countless generations. He was probably the first caveman to plan ahead after his death, and his fishing idea will have quite good repercussions.

>>28857314
>An exceptional one.

Damn it

>>28857314
Will Throg's advancements be spread to other tribes?
And if so will they keep using them or will they botch them u?

>>28857339
Possibly thing like the fishing idea might spread to other tribes, but things like the wall won't. Perhaps it's just the sand nearby that makes the cement so good.

>>28855168
>Ménage á Throg
kek

One last bump with the updated list of achievements and their effects.

>Riders On The Horn
Og's mastery of beasts gives you +1 on all animal based rolls.

>Ménage Á Throg
Throg has seduced himself into a threesome! +1 to all seduction based rolls.

>Leader Of The Pack
By becoming leader of the tribe, Throg gives you +1 to all leadership based rolls.

>I Am The Great Defender
Throg thought ahead and constructed safety measures for his tribe. +1 to all building based rolls.

>>28858533
Will we get a pastebin with all our achievements in them?

also, +1s feel a little small when we're rolling d100s...

>>28858565
Yes, I'll work on a paste bin.

And bear in mind you've only gone through 2 generations, and they were in the stone age. We've still got the Bronze and Iron ages to go, and then the world opens up.