>>28841580
>The Tyrant proceeded to MISS all of it's attacks and then get smashed into the dirt by a large metal boot.
>Fisty then proceeded to charge into a Tervigon, eight termagaunts, a genestealer and two warriors. He took zero damage and killed them all with his lightsaber.

This is how Riptides should be played.

All riptides should be Fisty.

>>28841580
Xavier and Manaan. Two terminators who held Temple Hill against the Necron Advance. By turn 3 their whole unit had been slaughter (arriving at the hill on turn 2, in the middle of the battlefield.)
The enemy commander, deciding to end the two veterans, fired 24 gauss flayers and a Particle Whip at them. They lived.
The enemy commander, frustrated, turned the whole of the weaponry of the Monolith, 10 Immortals, and 24 Necrons Warriors at them for turn 4... And turn 5... And turn 6... By the time the game ended at the end of turn 7, the Veteran Manaan and Xavier still stood proud. With the 16 shots they fired since turn three they had slain 9 or 10 necron warriors, while the Monolith was destroyed on the bottom of the 6th, so focuesed was it on the Terminators, that it did not notice a squad of bikers with melta bombs riding up on it.

Manaan and Xavier earned the Imperial Laurel in that victory, proudly displayed on their storm bolters. And to this day, whenever my necron friend see those laurels he looks at me and slowly shakes his head with a scowl.

In one apocalypse match my lone nercon lord, armed only with a warscythe & res orb proceeded to shit fury over Helbrecht, a Chief Librarian with Iron arm & Warp speed, a squad of termies, a land raider and a two battlesuits. My god it was glorious, he's now named General Grievous.

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>>28842056
>General Grievous

>>28841580
>fusion lance
wat?

>>28841580
That time my fire warriors managed to take down a hive tyrant when he was within charging distance by sheer and pure luck (eg: he fumbled all of his armor saves, never seen so many 1's rolled outside of the 4chan dice roller)

>>28841580
>So I figured "why the fuck not" and shot it at the offending flyer. Not only did it hit, got past the jink save, and it penetrated, causing the flyer to explode and crash ON THE RIPTIDE.
This happened to my contemptor dreadnought, the Doom Scythe bounced off its shields.
Feels good man.

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>>28841580
My Leman Russ Vanquisher, forever known as "Ram Panzer".

>My Blood Pact were playing against my mates Gay Knights (late 5th) and I was getting fucked up hardcore.
>his Draigo wing eviscerated my Platoons early game and his Dreadknight shit fury all over my CCS.
>it was a small point game and all that was left was Ram Panzer (Called Khorne's Fury at the time)
>Dragio and his shiny dozen lined up and fired on the LRV with all their psycannons but it did sweet fuck all.
>God I miss not having hull points.
>Leman Russ tank shocks the five Paladins and Dragio.
>Because of a house rule we cooked up a while before, that because technically their all IC's they could all death or glory.

>Rolls 1
>Rolls 1
>Rolls 1
>Rolls 1
>Rolls 1
>Fuckyes.Jpeg

and that is how She won the name Ram Panzer

>watching 2 buds of mine duke it out
>one eldar, the other blood angels
>battle rages on, comes down to 5 S.shield/T.hammer termies, vs 8 dire avengers
>DA kill 2 termies before termies assault
>due to some incredibly shitty rolls, termies lose 2 more, while DAs are all but decimated
>1 DA left, fails morale check, falls back right against the board edge.
>regroups
>turns around
>levels shuriken cat
>a single shot crunches through the last terminator's eye, killing him.
>this was before the new Eldar dex, so no shred.

>>28841580
My own tau command squad, eager to spill the blood of the Astarte dreadnought, bravely landed behind it, unleashing all their fire power upon it. Two plamsa rifles, two fusion blasters and a burst cannon hammered into it, but alas, it stood tall admist the barrage. Then, the lone gun drone opened fire with its pulse carbines. Perhaps the armor had been weakened, or perhaps it was luck, but the massive dreadnought exploded under the small disk's torrent that day.
He now goes to battle on a 40mm base decorated with dreadnought wreckage.

>>28842881
Or prehaps it was the lone hazard suit. The lone, nameless hazard suit pilot, the bravest of the brave. He landed with a crunch admist the middle of combat, and turned as venerable brother Giuseppe roared his challenge. The two warriors clashed, one made of metal, one made of mettle. The warrior dodged each clumsy swing, and dealt a single mighty blow to the box, destroying its legs in a shower of sparks. The machine roared as the suit blasted off, before being demolished by the broadsides uncerimoniously.

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>Be me, playing orks against eldar
>eldar are ripping my ass apart.
>fucking wave serpents
>Eldar player talks shit about how invincible wave serpents are, no way an Ork will ever kill one.
>down to warboss & nob
>eldar has warwalkers, wave serpent, warpspiders
>Warboss and nob rip apart warpspiders, nob dies
>warboss runs straight for fucking wave serpent
>wave serpent shoots errthang at warboss, warboss now down to one wound
>declare WAAAGH! move for Wave serpent, assault.
>warboss is EXACTLY 12" away,
>roll 12
>mfw I tore that fucking pilot right out of that wave serpent and skull-fucked him in front of his war walker buddies.
>war walkers then killed warboss

>>28842044
OP here.

Now that is how Terminators should fight. >>28842056
Gervious...bodily...harm...
>>28842419
Farsight Enclaves signature system, which can be taken by riptides.

>>28842881
I hereby name your Drone "Pokey"
Fight on, Pokey.

>>28841580

Mine is a standard Space Marine Sgt. No special weapons, just a bolt pistol and chainsword. His name is Sgt. Slaughter.

His legend starts in a match against the Grey Knights. Mordrak and his ghost knights charged him and his four marines, who were guarding a point. All four marines die in the first round of combat, but Sgt. Slaughter evades harm. On turn two, he beats Mordrak like a rented mule. He proceeds to defend the point, on his own, from an Assault cannon Razorback and a 6 man strike squad. He ended up destroying the Razorback and bending the strike squad over his knee. When the smoke cleared, he was one of the last three remaining marines alive. And the only one to complete his objective, achieving a narrow victory.

To this day, he has never died in battle and has a pile of honors earned killing the enemies of man. Too bad only a handful of squad mates ever survive a mission with him.

>>28842881
>tau bravely shoot dreadnought in the back while he's not looking
>finally killed by a frisbee with a squirtgun

classic

>Grey knights paladin Army.
>Dragio Downed instantly, as is half of it fighting against Chaos Space marines.
>Lone survivor is the Apothecary.
>Proceeds to push the shit out of Kharn and a unit of Khorne Terminators on his own.

Bones, you glorious bastard.

>>28843053
Or prehaps the broadsides themselves. In a skirmish with the disgusting orks, they took cover in a ruined building. There, they were put under an unbearable amount of fire power. One of two suits, and the pair of drones was blow away, leaving but one shas'ui. He sat there, holding back an entire horde of boyz as he is pounded by three kannons, a full squad of lootas, and over 40 shootas. He weathers all hits against him as he holds the line against the green tide.
The tau have had many great feats of bravery. The broadsides defeating the vanguards (pre-ap3 swords) with the hazard suit, the stealth teams near suicidal drops
I could go on but I won't.

>My colonel and his command squad get charged by a squad of storm guardians
>seeing this, an infantry squad comes to the rescue from a nearby building
>while Eldar and Human are duking it out, a wraithlord approaches and charges in
>in a couple of turns everyone is dead save for the colonel and the Wraithlord, who can't be hurt
>the colonel survives this 1-on-1 until the end of the game

And thus my officers became dedicated swordsmen by fluff and crunch (could give them +1 WS at the time)

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>>28843098
>Farsight Enclaves signature system, which can be taken by riptides.
You mean fusion blades? I hate to be the bearer of bad news but riptides can't take them. It's a shame since CC riptides would be awesome.

>>28843143
Bravely drop as in deep strike six inches away. This was 5th edition so the suits would have been torn apart if not for pokey.

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>>28843215
shit, wrong pic

>>28843215
Sure they can. It specifically says that Riptides can take signature systems (all of the systems say 'commander')

>>28843329
and a riptide can take twin liked fusion blasters :D

> 5th edition, using the Witch Hunters book before the WD book came out against nids
> Carnifex and three warriors about to hit my lines, my exorcists and meltaguns having missed
> Jump-pack Canoness declares a solo-charge against the carnifex while the Seraphim charge the Warriors
> Canoness kills the fex in two rounds while the Seraphim Superior solos all three warriors in one round due to actual worthwhile faith powers making their Eviscerators S8 and their armour saves invulnerable
> Life was good

My favourite was in fantasy. I ran my Giant and a couple of bases of snotlings into a sledgehammer block of Chaos Knights, lead by a Lord of Khorne, Daemon axe, shiny stuff all round, Army General, the whole shebang.
The plan was to have the snotlings hold the knights for as long as possible while I frantically rallied my army. I figured if I was incredibly fucking lucky, the Giant might Yell and Bawl, and it'd take the frenzy off the knights.

Oh no. I realised that that wasn't just a big horse. That was a daemonic steed. In the old rules daemonic steeds had the same rules as ridden monsters, to wit - you can decide which one you're attacking in melee.

"I'll attack him!" I say. One rule query later (I helpfully point out the passage in the Warriors of Chaos book for him), and it's accepted that I use the "man sized target" table.

"Pick up and..."
"Go on then. you get an attack against me to stop me. Cause a wound I do sod all to you"
"Hahaha, with a Daemon Axe of Khorne? Easy man."

Yeah... he failed. My giant (who was well known to have caused more damage to my own army falling over than to the enemies'. Any enemy.) reached down, picked up the Lord of Khorne... and ate him.

My giant now has a Daemon Axe of Khorne (with a Bloodthirster trapped inside it) as a toothpick.

I'm sure somehow my Lord of Tzeentch had something to do with it... but I left him in a carry case at home that day...

>April earlier this year
>8 man, 2,5k 4vs4 Battle royale.
>.....
>After bad rolls for two (long) turns, my Storm Eagle carrying a Captain and Command squad
>enter the game from reserve
>Foul Necrons and even fouler Chaos Daemons approaching
>Storm Eagle swoops in and destroys a monolith and a swathe of warriors
>Take risk and enter hover mode, unleashing the marines inside.
>Captainand Command squad exit assault ramp.
>Beset on all sides my foul daemons, the squad runs forward, taking heavy fire.
> Two shots get through, Apothecary manages to save the Banner Carrier, another dies.
>Soul Grinder approaches and apothecary dies grievously.
>Squad charges Soul Grinder, which went first.
>Banner stands strong and defiant, none but the captain can harm the foe
>Hope seems forlorn
>Captain with Thunder Hammer strikes lastly
>Emperor is with us, 3 base atk, +2 from Charge and Banner.
>All fails, one comes through.
>Captain jumps up, but the Daemonic machine blocks once, twice, thrice.
>The captain says a prayer to the Emperor, jumps up...
>... and obliterates the Daemonic machine.
>6 on damage table.
>rekd

one of my first games ever played w/ IG after the valkry was shoot down behind enemy lines there my command squad of the commander and his fox-caster budy stood in the ruble of what once was their transport and rest of the squad. But if this wasn't the worst part there stood a 3 man terminator squad right in front of them whom found cover behind a building trying to prevent lascannons to make them implode. The terminators looked smiled and started runnig, well running they moved. But the commander and his last man were faster while the terminators were moving upon them they aimed their weapons and fired their almeighty lasgun and laspistol, the captain of the squad dropped to the ground so did the guy behind him wich left one terminator, the commander saw that last pumped up smurf standing there and charge it to kill it in one blow before the terminator could swing his empowerd fist into the direction of the commander he lied dead on the ground beside his battle brothers. Since than the commander and his vox-caster both have a golden lasgun and laspistol.

What really happend is that we understood the rules wrong wich made it even more glourious we tought that you could make not only a armor save but a involn as well, my friend managed to roll 2 ones out of 3 shooting attacks for his armor and not getting a 5+ for his involn either. Than i assaulted him to kill him with the 3 attacks my commander had at a higher initiative than his power fist.

It was a glorious day for the emperor

>>28843926
ever since than he doesnt dare to come near my command squad as long as i field that commander with his laspistol

>>28843926
You can't charge after shooting lasguns.

>>just started playing wh40k
>>mine 500 point IG list vs friends 500 pts ork list
>>not knowing the rules very good tought that every attack a model had was a shooting attack too.
>>using marbo
>>comming u 2nd turn in some ruble
>>killing squad of nobs with charge thing
>>shooting down 2 defkoptas with ripper pistol
>>stay in cover to survive next round
>>tacticly falling back to survive and fuck shit up another day

i proxied marbo using a aragorn model from TLOTR. Every time i play this dude i field marbo and proxie aragorn as marbo he still finds this hilarious since i have over 5k worth of IG but hates me for using marbo and fucking shit up and getting away with it

>>28844006
we didnt know :P we tought you could make a armour save as well as a involn so charging after using a lasgun isnt so bad in this case

>>28841580
He goes "the lucky nob" and I have given him every possible award bit that exists in the imperium, ork, and tau armies. He is a cybork 'ard nob who is frequently seen in my green tide lists accompanied by his maxed out mob of cybork 'ard boys.

His first battle after his squad was blown apart around him in a turn he survived 9 shots from leman russ main battle cannons, 8 las cannon shots, 18 auto cannon shots, and a few hot shot lasgun shots only to run. Then he survived about the same amount of fire the next turn and passed a leadership test the next round only to charge into and kill creed just before the game ended.

He has since accomplished so much more but I will always remember that day...

scout corporal Ulysses Hadrach. Space marine battle brother. Every game his entire squad ends up dead to the man except for him where he then proceeds to tarpit like a motherfucker and hold the line against every threat the galaxy can throw against him. I've had him hold an objective point against an entire unit of dark eldar beast masters with full flocks of razorwings for 5 turns. him dodging 15 attacks each round and returning a wound on them ach turn with only his combat blade. he survived the explosion of his landspeeder storm and then proceed to charge the 10 man squad of stealth suits that had done the damage and battle them for four turns until he finally made his check to hit and run and he booked it back so that I could then murder the unit with a blast from my thunderfire cannon. He refused to give in to the dirty psychic trickery of a unit of three zoenthropes trying to convince him to murder his squadmates. three zoethropes casting hallucination three times over three turns where the squad either denied the witch or made their leadership roles. he is my main man, I always, always include enough points for at least one squad of scouts in every list I make because he is such a badass.

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>>28843912
Said Command Squad

>My Goffs fighting DA
>Guy slaps down fortifications and Librarian, waits for his two fliers to push my shit it
>As close to max tourneyfag as one can get without allying guard
>Not able to field 4 mobs of 30 boyz, could only bring enough AP to knock a single HP off his rhino
>Lost Warboss and retinue to fancy grenades and a bike chaplain
>All that's left is two burnas and a mob of grots desperately trying to hold an objective
>Decide I'm losing anyways, move out of cover to shoot at the bikers with the grots
>Kill two
>Bikers charge
>Overwatch kills another one
>They massacre all but a single grot who then rolls to hit
>6
>Rolls to wound
>6
>Chaplain rolls armour
>1
>Single gretchin manages to kill a chaplain, veteran of a hundred battles, with nothing but a small wrench, inserted into his front wheel

And from that day, da littlest boss was born, sporting a trucking hat declaring his position as boss

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>>28843912
And their ride, which survived all shooting during hover mode and lifted up again.

>>28844240
I call him Commander Sabot.

>>28844167
I almost forgot the times He came to battle armed with a sniper rifle. he has managed to one-shot an ork fighta bomba, kill two dreadknights, snipe out a crisis suit commander, and immobilize a charging chaos dreadnought in over watch.

>>28844330
you have won the internet for the day.

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4th Edition Eldar vs Tau.

>Dire Avengers caught out in the open
>Taking heavy losses in a single turn, pass morale check
>Decide fuck it and charge
>Come up slightly short
>Another round of shooting
>Only Exarch is left, he has a Power sword and Shimmershield
>FINALLY make it into melee.
>The Exarch just fucking tears two squads of fire warriors a new one.
>RETREAT RETREAT!
>Exarch is JUST close enough for the nearby Command Battlesuit.
>Fusion blaster
>No sell, Shimmershield.
>Exarch's Face when.

Too bad that was turn 6. I wanted to assault that command suit. :<

>>28844167
>10 man squad of stealth suits
They only come in sixes

This happened many years ago, but i still remember it

>my blood angels vs iron warriors
>death company charge straight up the middle, get shot to shit (unsuprisingly)
>chaplain survives, in the open, all alone
>keeps running at the foul traitors
>iron warriors miss with almost everything, chaplain keeps makeing saves on any hits
>makes it to enemy lines, charges 10 man squad of csm
>they get rekt
>charge chaos lord, takes him down no problems
>game ends with him in combat with a dread

My army was torn apart almost entirely except for the stubborn emperor loving bastard, but he avenged his fallen brothers. My opponent pointed out there was no way for my chaplain to kill the dread so would have died in the aftermath. The next time we played he stared daggers at me as i put my chaplain on the table, now with iron warrior coloured dread wreckage decorating his base.

another model was the little squig that could

>>28844240
Another one:
>First time trying my newly assembled Salamanders out, battling my friend's Scottish marines
>Terminators form up in front of my Epistolary and Sternguard
>Proceed to lose 3 to a single frag missile
>Sternguard get whittled down to 3
>Librarian dies first round of combat with the enemy Captain
>Meanwhile on the other side of the map, my Veteran Assault sergeant loses half his squad, retains both flamer guys and the one fully painted regular guy
>Torch the recently disembarked tac squad
>All dem re-rolls
>All dem charbroiled hamboigahs
>Entire squad down following assault
>They consolidate adjacent to the enemy assault squad
>Get charged, wall of death
>Sergeant personally fells two more and flamer guy 1 kills one more
>Move next turn into combat with his captain, standing over the body of my Epistolary
>Mulch his torso in one thunder hammer strike after dodging 5 power sword strikes
>Jump again last turn and the sergeant solos a devestator squad

We both chose to believe tbe gold filligries gave him a magical save. Meanwhile a guy armed with a meltagun blew up a rhino and took 6 enemy marines along with its 1" blast range.

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A few models have this uncanny luck in my collection.

I had one Stormboy Nob Go toe to toe with Abaddon and not die, even almost killed him. Same game he killed three Cultist Sergeants, a CSM sergeant, The Masque, and a Slaanesh Daemon Sergeant(?). He has since been rebuilt to show his Orkiness. In other games, he has also killed a Librarian Smurf In terminator armor, two more Tactical Sergeants and even a Nurgle Fly Rider.. He's only lost Combat Once, against a Dark Angels Captain. Since then I have given him the name: "Kommizar Skrull"

Then there's my Veteran Grenadier Squad who Jumped out of a Valkyrie onto a roof and shot a squad of Fire Warriors to death with shotguns and grenades and captured an objective. I've now started to make an entire squad of them to commemorate their maneuver.

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>>28841580 (OP)

>>28841580
I just LOVE it when I get to see others use my OC.

It makes me feel all happy inside.

As for badass moments, my squad of Hammernators in 5th Deepstriked behind some Tau lines, of which they were forgotten about because of the FUCKHUEG Land Raider distraction.

So, while they shot at that, the 5-Man squad waded through two Fire Warrior teams and wiped out a Kroot Carnivore Squad attacking my Thunderfire Cannon. Amongst all of this, the Hammernators went down to just the one Sergeant, the Thunderfire techmarine, and Vulkan He'Stan who joined up with them from the Land Raider.

Now, at this point, the local TFG decided to stage a "divine intervention" since we had both destroyed our troops in an Capture/Control game.

6 MP/PR suits. 3 RG Broadsides. 2 Hammerheads. And the three guys. And of course, it was during his Shooting phase.

The funny thing is, no one died! I rolled each save individually, one after the after. The suits fired at all of them at once, and all them 2+ saved helped a lot...

They both got pissed at me and joked that I used loaded dice. But they were so happy when they wounded Vulkan.

But it was a fun game.

not quite as epic as some here, but my wolf lord, kitted to the beard with murder, took on almost an entire dark eldar force on his own after his guard got poisoned to death. An angry ginger man with the scotland flag painted on his face, a storm shield, a frost axe and a "borrowed" chaos attack bike took out a full squad of warriors, full squad of wracks, full squad of harlequins and the named haemonculus, ending the battle with a single wound left.

>be me playing space wolves
>other dude plays dark angels

>dark angel player has land speeder veangeance, rhino, and dreadnought.
>me being a spacewolf player! I drive my landraider straight by them
>am now surrounded by them, plus a tactical squad.
>only lose one hull point.
>unload wold guard and wolf lord! kill the entire tactical squad and own the librarian in a duel.

Not my own story, but my friend's.

He was playing his first 40k game back in 4th edition, playing against Ultras kitted out with lots of plasma. Surprisingly, plasma guy didn't roll a single Gets Hot! all game. Friend's IG gets demolished, save for his Leman Russ. That tank held the line like no other, cutting down two Predators and a Rhino plus all occupants. By the end of the game, that tank was immobilized, front pintle and one of the side sponsons destroyed, but even as his army crumbled around him, that tank held the line.

It suffered an unfortunate accidentlater, getting stepped on. Me, being the master of conversions, have offered to lend my considerable skills into repairing it for him. Forgetful as he is, I'm going to coax him to pack that stricken beast during college break so I can fix it during my free time next semester.

>>28847146

2+ saves? Did you take those saves on the Plasma Rifles, because those are AP2?

>>28847281
Yeah, but they tried to take out Vulkan and the Hammer-Sergeant, which had 3++

Had a blob of 30 boyz and a mob of trukk boyz attack a Land Raider. LR was Salamanders, roasted about 15 from foot mob. Trukk lands in rear, foot mob makes front charge after WoD of flamers. Trukk nob with PK takes all 4 attacks...and misses every one. I mean, I rolled 1 on every Gork-zogged one of 'em.

"Dat's not 'ow ya pop a 'umie wagon!" yells my foot nob with 1 wound left.

He hits with 3 of his 4 PK swings. All 3 roll 6s to take hull points. LR explodes, takes a couple marines with it, while foot nob laughs at the boom.

"I've never seen a Land Raider pop so fast," remark my buddies.

Now I have Nov an' Bov, the fuckup and the prodigy.

>>28842881
>He now goes to battle on a 40mm base decorated with dreadnought wreckage.
pictures?

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>>28849820
See this motherfucker right here? He's Killsaw, he's named that cause he kills things with his saw, but not just any things, dead 'ard things. His list of kills currently are: 1 wraithknight (after 4 turns of combat), 2 daemon princes, 1 typhus, 1 lucius, 1 pimped out chapter master, and 3 carnifexes. This all has happened in 6th Edition, where MCs should be ripping his arms off and punching him full of holes, but he has held on and put up one hell of a fight.

Also, I had a grot tank, 40 point model, tankshock a riptide and run the fucker down.

>>28849896
HE should be looting the fuck out of those enemies my friend.,

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alright so a while ago i played in a champiane where the sector was taken by chaos and you had to fight for or against chaos.
>the host of the tournament had a "daemon lord"
.> the rules went : if you could beat the daemon lord you got huge bonuses.
>so it was my turn.
>and all i could use was a piddly little chaplain
> whythefucknot.jpg
>roll my attack roll
> five sixes
>fuck yeah.jpg
> roll to wound
> five sixes AGAIN!!!!!
>holyfuck.jpg
> pwn face got prizes awesome as fuck

>>28841580
The time a Nob and a squad of shoota boyz took down a C'tan. It took them four turns and the rest of them died when it went supernova, but they still took it down.

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>>28849976
in general stuff I kill I tend to add to my army. I have finished looting a dreadnaught, a sentinel, and a defiler. I have a backlog right now of a couple things I still need to finish converting, but the next thing I'm adding to my army is a dreadknight; pic related, had a big mek take him down so he grabbed the sword and decided it was time to be a boss. It's da Empra's Choppa, he gots it from beatan up a silvergit's emprah.

>>28844809
>They only come in sixes

What are dones?

>>28851003

Wasn't specified as having drones. Not many factions have attaches like drones, so they're usually specified in the unit, like mentioning that a character is also a member of a unit of other models.

Op here.

This is the story of Red Squad.

Red quad started off as a group of stealth suits I bought off a friend. They didn't match my army coloration but the scheme was so good that I refused to strip it. It was a deep shiny red.

The first match they were in, they proceeded to gut an entire squad of terminators with burst cannons alone, then trash another tactical squad in close combat.

They then later on took on an entire squad of ork boyz in combat, won, and ran them down. You don't screw with red squad.

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>>28850066

That sword...

I don't have a story about a mini of myself, but a mini of a clubmember that has achieved glory playing against me and my friend.

It was a doubles tourney, and a friend and I were playing ogres and dwarf gunline. We were up against 2 warriors of chaos deathstar lists, both with the anti-shooting banner.
The entire game just mostly existed of us shooting the shit out of their units before they got into range. Eventually one guy's unit managed to get close, severely wounded. He charged some leadbelchers, and everyone one the unit died... Except for one Chaos Warrior.
He survived the attacks, killed some ogres, and managed to win the combat on his own. My friend failed his leadership test and ran.

However, all his units except for one were all in range of the battle or were in the path of his escape. The lone Chaos Warrior didn't manage to run him down, so instead a mass of panic tests had to be made. And he failed all of them. All his units except for one started to run away, and most of them immediately hit the table edge. The one that didn't ran away across the entire table, managed to not rally and then ran off the table the following turn.
One single Chaos Warrior wiped almost an entire ogre army on his own.

Of course, that was pretty much all that was left of their units, so we still won in the end by completely wiping them. We immediately told him to keep the lone Chaos Warrior apart and name him, so he did.

My favourite was during one game with my friend, I was getting truly RAPED (Eldar, he was marines, i'm awful). My SS Exarch had ripped apart a Rhino on his own, only to get killed by the Tactical Seargant (rolled horribly). Meanwhile my Fire Dragons had blown up another Rhino, and then melted most of the leftover squad.

After a few more turns nearly my entire army is dead other than one Striking Scorpion and my squad of Fire Dragons, now only three left. I say fuck it and charge his snipers, kill them all, but now only my Exarch (passing the morale test), and as I really don't care, I charge a last squad of three Tacticals. All Dead.

tl;dr A Fire Dragons exarch solo'd two squads, one scouts, one tacticals, while the rest of my army died like chumps.

>Playing GK
>Small force, some basic inf, termies, and a Nemesis Dreadknight
>force getting shot up by Blood Angels, melee everywhere, brutality
>Mephiston kills everything except the Dreadknight
>K... my turn
>Charge Mephiston
>lots of hits, wounds, squished to a pulp
>Consolidate towards his predator
>His turn, pred fails to his, he charges the Dreadknight with his assault-reens.
>he proceeds to get butchered, lose the combat, fail init check. Sweeping advance! Dreadknight consolidates closer to the pred, quickly becoming one of his only good units
>My turn, Dreadknight charges predator, oneshots it.
>his last squad of marines fire everything into the Dreadknight
>0 failed saves, but they're out of range, no way the dreadknight can reach them...
>fire heavy psycannon. No scatter. No failed wounds. Entire squad rolls 1s and 2s on their saves.

And that's how my Dreadknight, henceforthed named Stompy, won me a game by pulping almost a thousand points in the last few turns of a game. Since, he's been well known for his sudden and devastating rampages once the rest of my force gets weak, so he's been (unsuccessfully) focused many times.

I have a flamethrower marine who became a chaos champion over the course of several games. One of his first fights, he killed a rhino with a lucky hit and I gave him a piece of hull plating as a shield. Since then he has survived literally every match I have fielded him, staying with my army when I went from vanilla marines to chaos back in 4th edition. I put a notch or a gouge in his shield every time he almost died, and believe me he has a lot of them. Shortly after the chaos conversion him and a squad of champions with way too many flame weapons wiped out 3/4 of an IG army in close combat, and after they did the same thing to SoB I had to mount bayonets on their flamethrowers. They do not fuck about and are one of the hardest units I have ever seen in action.

Additionally I have a pair of staplegaunts that trashed a squad of terminators in CC.
Their squad of 20something got hit by a whirlwind, and had termies deep strike on top of what was left. The 5 survivors shot back, kill 2 of the 5 marines, and after the charge all that was left were 2 staplegaunts and a lot of corpses.
I gave one of them a shoulderpad as a chewtoy, the other one just has claws added to his stapleguns.
That same game, one of my genestealers got his rending claws upgraded to a pair of scratchbuilt can openers for what he did to that whirlwind in the meantime.

Last, and perhaps least, the space marine sniper scout that shot my opponent's last ultramarine in the back as he fled the battlefield in terror, in one of the most beautiful kills I have ever seen.

Had one very recently.

I was playing Tau against SM. Turn 6. He was first. Targets a team of fire warriors and shoots. There was only 3 Space Marines, and 3 Fire Warriors. 2 of the Fire Warriors die, and the last Fire Warrior roll insane courage (2 1's), and stays.

So my turn. I just had him charge the 3 space marines. Had lost the battle anyway.

So, the lone Fire Warrior with a pulse rifle succeeds his charge. Gets the +1 attack, and makes 2 attacks. Since the to-hit table is borked, his 2WS is still enough to hit at 4+ against a Space Marine's WS4.

The 3 Space marines start, hits with 2, wounds with 1 and I save it. My Fire warrior is still alive.

So I hit both of the attacks. And wounds. And the marines then fails their armour saves. He rolls for leadership, and rolls double 6s. He runs, rolls a 1, and I roll a 5, taking down the last marine in a sweeping advance.

It was glorious.

>>28855505
you cant sweeping advance space marines, ATKNF means that they just get locked in combat again.

>>28855505
Seriously? Aw man, that's too bad. Oh well, don't have SM armies, and can't possible remember all their fucking rules.

But that's kinda bullshit, to be honest. Why can they run, when it means absolutely nothing that they get caught? Normally the entire point of wanting to succeed is that you don't get killed in a sweeping advance. Without that, why do they even run in the first place, and why do they actually have leadership, if failures doesn't mean anything, anyway?

Aside from Fear, of course.

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>>28844944
>another model was the little squig that could

Oh this ought to be good.
Please Good Sir, wilst thou regale us with his tale?

>>28855783
seems there's a few people that ignore that part.

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8 termagants, 4 chaos terminators, I charge them to tarpit for a turn and keep my tervigon safe. They lose Toxin sac support from mom by an inch.
gaunts charge, hit on 4s, wound on 5s. 6 wounds.
5 failed 2+ armor saves.
I still haven't done the thing I wanted and shoved a terminator helmet into the mouth of one of my gants.

>>28856064
For Space Marines it's actually beneficial to love the combat when they get charged, if they're not wiped out during the combat: Afterwards they can auto-regroup, shoot at the squad and THEN assault back.

It's fucking stupid.

Company Master Tankred (he endures).

So let's see what Tankred has endured

>charged by 30 ork boys with a single wound left
Stays locked in combat for two hole game turns passes around a hundred total armor saves. Kills enough Orks so they loose fearless break, and then sweeps all of them.

>Charges Swarmlord, swarmlord fails to hit and wound Instant Deaths the swarm lord with the Monster Slayer of Caliban

>survives 3 lascannon hits by the grace of his storm shield.
>survives an enemy orbital bombardment, centered on himself.
>Beats a Deamon Prince in CC after being reduced to 1 wound in the previous 2 fight phases

He has not died in literally any game I've played with him.

>>28857138
No shit.

Not even sure I'd call it stupid. More like illogical.

"HEY WE GOT CHARGED, HALF OF US DIED, FUCK LETS RUN."

"PHEW WE GOT AWAY, LETS SHOOT THEM NOW. HEY, WHY DON'T WE CHARGE RIGHT THE FUCK BACK?"

I know space marines are bloodthirsty monsters, but that makes a mentally retarded kid look intelligent.

>>28857165
Fall back, regroup, shoot the enemy, and then assault on their own terms.

>>28857204
But that's not what happens when you fail a leadership test. Then you run, because the enemy scared the shit out of you.

Unless the marines are specifically immune to fear (Which would be utter bullshit), then your dream of the FEARLESS BURLY MARINES THAT DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING is just a wet fantasy.

Though since Matt Ward writes this shit, it seriously wouldn't surprise me.

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>>28847232
mend the wounds of the weary beast. with the blessing of the Omnissiah

>>28842044
>whenever my necron friend see those laurels he looks at me and slowly shakes his head with a scowl.
You realize this probably means whenever he plays you from then on with his necrons, he's not even going to play to win. He's probably going to play to kill the two terminators who brought shame upon famiry.

>>28857395
>Unless the marines are specifically immune to fear (Which would be utter bullshit), then your dream of the FEARLESS BURLY MARINES THAT DOESN'T AFRAID OF ANYTHING is just a wet fantasy.
>though since Matt Ward writes this shit, it seriously wouldn't surprise me.
Why does that man get so much credit for old fluff?

>>28853933
That guy, first time I used him, single handedly won me the game. I ran him as an eavy armour PK boss, and it was against chaos marines. He got the "Gain a VP each time you win a challenge," and him and his nob retinue walked through 2 noise marine squads, lucius, 2 cultist squads and a sorcerer, gaining 6 VPs himself plus slay the warlord. The other player never saw it coming, and couldn't stop my rocket powered blade once I got going

>>28841580
>500 point game, Eldar vs. Grey Knights [back when they were 4e and 3e respectively]

>Holding one objective with a handful of Rangers
>He's got one objective in his own territory
>Down to last objective. My guardian squad is standing there when his HQ squad slams into it for CC
>Seven Eldar are massacred in the first round, have effectively no Leadership because I fail to confirm any wounds
>Roll SNAKE EYES
>Second round of combat
>He rolls shitty, kills two of remaining three Eldar
>Roll to hit with Scatter Laser guy, my last remaining model on the objective
>Hit.
>Roll to wound
>Wound
>He takes it with his HQ who has a 2+ save
>Rolls a 1
>Eldar Guardian beats a fucking Gray Knight Captain to death with his scatter laser turret in melee
>Since he only had a one-wound advantage, easily pass morale
>Last turn, objective is contested, so it's a tie

BOB THE BAKER, HERO OF IYANDEN.

The only moment that really stands out was when a Single Ork Nob in a mob of Sluggaz in a Trukk killed seemingly half an army.

On Turn one (after opponent) he tore bounced across the board and slammed into Combat with Sicarius and killed him in a single round of combat, the next turn he lopped the heads of 3 Terminators while the rest of the boyz finshed the last of them. He then then got back in the Trukk and zoomed off before killing four out of 5 assault marines

Everyone watching was cheering him on much to my opponents ire.

After the game, I went onto eBay and ordered some bitz, remodelled him to a much bigger Ork Nob body and now hanging off his boss pole is Sicarius's helmet with three terminator heads decorated with a chainsword.

love it.

>>28857581
Wasn't talking fluff. Was talking rules.

They fluff makes them ridiculous as it as - But I frankly don't care, as long as it doesn't affect the game.

>>28853907
You don't screw with stealth suits.

Back in 4E I had some good stories. I was Vanilla SM fighting my buddy with the glory days chaos dex. Tooled up Demon Prince, 2 Bloodthirsters, Defilers shitting all over my day. Feelsbadman.jpg The Demon Prince of his would regularly solo our entire army, and if we did a 3 way, he'd take out both. Turned out years later we learned he took an extra 100 points of wargear on accident, but anyway. I'm getting ruined as usual by this thing. It charges my assault squad with chaplain. Everyone but sergeant goes down immediately. Sgt has fist and the old combat shield. (I think 6++ in cc). Manages to survive for 4 rounds of combat, rolling sixes like I worshipped satan, meanwhile plinking a wound or two each time. Finally brought the immortal fucker down, and my buddy couldn't believe it. To this day he HATES that model.

3E, I had a jump chaplain assault a conscript squad.

I don't remember the special character, but there was a 3E commander for the guard who let you take conscript squads of 50 men for a troops choice.

Well, this fucker I was fighting against had six squads for a total of 300 motherfucking guardsmen, in a 1500 point game.

That chaplain and his two assault marine buddies who actually made it to the enemy lines (and weren't zott-ed to death by the lascannons and fucking flashlights of doom like all the guys in rhinos were) proceeded to kill the Commissar special character and his 50 best friends over four rounds of melee without taking a single wound.

It was beautiful.

Unfortunately, they couldn't consolidate into another combat once they won, and were promptly zott-ed to death.

>>28857569
Which is a good thing really, people need to play like this more than playing to win.

I'm getting into tabletop 40k with an Ork army and played only 5 games so far. I'm mostly in it for the hobby aspect and kustomising the shit out of my Orks. My current list is 500 pts composed of whatever I got done to some degree and includes a Looted Wagon.

Said Looted Wagon is particularly lucky, having survived 4 out of 5 games. For some reason, all objective-based missions were rolled as Big Guns Never Tire, so it just stood next to a point, blowing stuff up with the boomgun.

One game vs CSM it kept dodging Blastmasters the whole time and although rest of my army was slain, it gave me the only point that game.

Another time, against IG he rolled slowly towards their line, their attention drawn by a mob of footsloggaz. When the 4 autocannons finally fired at him, scoring a pen and a glance, 4+ cover saved both on sixes.

Another game against same CSM. Boyz actually manage to slaughter the noise marines, when a Chaos Lord arrives from outflank on a Steed of Slaanesh and moves towards the Wagon. Being alone, the Wagon has to fend for itself. Boomgun misses horribly, but the rokkit launcha hits and blows the lord to bits.

A game against SoB. Boomgun shell lobbed at a unit of sisters with Saint Celestine scores five wounds. Celestine saves 3, gets blown up at 4th, resurrects and lets a sister explode. As the game nears the end, all my boyz were killed due to a dumb mistake I made. But the Wagon stands (next to a point, scoring it of course). Celestine makes an attempt to get in charge range. Her heavy flamer does nothing. Another boomgun shell, she rolls 1 on her 2+ save. Now an (Un)Living Saint.

So yeah, 2 games in a row it saved itself from enemy warlords. I guess I'll have to name him adequately.

Marbo dodging Obliterator fire and cutting it to shreds with his knife. It's cooler because I use a kitbashed Marbo with glorious 80s hair and a tiny Cadian knife (lack of bandanna and the sword on the official mini greatly disappoint me).
When a nearby Chaos Marines squad fled, we ruled it as effect of witnessing Marbo in action rather than squad losses.

>>28856064
ATSKNF makes them immune to Fear too.

My badass moment most have been when I had Starken with Nork, autocannon and a medic in the CCS, mate plays deamons. 2nd turn he charge starken with 2 DP which get raped badly (never seen IG do this good in CC) then I procced to charge hes last units (12ish Bloodletteer and a Bloodthirster) Nork killed the Bloodthirster in his ''did I do good boss'' while starken and teh otehr guys killed the rest... after that we got a new term in the hobbyhall, ''Starkensquad''

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During Late 5th. Edition, I played an IF list with Lysander attached to a TH/SS Termie Squad. He was by far the best investment period, due to not dying for the most part. The best record I ever had involved a fight against a CSM army. I was being assaulted on all sides by a squad of 'Zerkers with a pair of Daemon Princes, One of which had the old Lash of Torment.

Captain Lysander survived and won against all of this, because he just did not give a fuck that day.

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>>28843926

>Fox-caster

What did the fox say?

>>28861979

WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGH

I once had an Orcs & Goblins vs Elves game (I was playing Orcs but both armies are mine) where the Orcs were in possession of a Rock Lobber. This Lobber proceeded to be the only thing on my side that could kill people, while the Elves tore my Goblins to shit and the Orcs were getting nowhere, but when they did they destroyed the Elves.

The part came when a unit of militia spearmen were stood waiting to come in, and the Lobber hit smack bang in the middle of the unit. The guy in the centre of the template took a S9 hit, while everyone else took S3. The Elf hit by the S9 tanked it like a fucking boss, while everyone else died horrible gruesome deaths. We viewed it like the rock shattered on his helmet and all the bits flashed out and killed everyone around him.

I never really viewed him as anything more than a joke, but after this thread I have the urge to put busted up catapult ammo around his base and a dent in his helmet or something.

>>28858949
>300 motherfucking guardsmen
u wot m8? Like seriously 300 models on the table?

>>28862404
He had to proxy them.

It would have been much more impressive had he actually pulled out 300 models.

>>28862404
Chenkov (I'm assuming the guy was attacking a squad with Commander Chenkov in the Platoon CS) has an purchasable ability that lets him send in even more guardsmen after the first squad dies. It's essentially why everyone who uses him loves him.

>>28862615
No, that wasn't it. He had a commissar who let him take conscript squads without taking a matching IG squad.

It was a while ago, so I don't remember the character's name.

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>>28849883
Pokey the mighty

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My bare bones 50 point cultist squad closed into pistol range of an Interrogator Chaplin of the Dark Angels. A lord and some CSM planned on leading this charge but I figured what the heck lets shoot some auto pistols for funsies. Home boys score 5 hits and 3 of em wound. The DA player proceeds to roll triple 1's giving a rag tag group of objective holders Slay the Warlord and Linebreaker along with a Kill Point. 50pts for the game MVP. Glory to Chaos

>>28857581
Because he wrote the 5th edition SM codex, and is a convenient scapegoat to hate popular things (Spehss Mahreens).

Like half the complaints that /tg/ has about Space Marines, specifically Ultrasmurfs are not even true anymore (or were never true).

Spiritual Liege? Nowhere in 6th Ed. SM Codex.
Mary sue shit for the smurfs? When was that ever even there, the book outlines more of their losses than their victories.
HURRRR DA MAHREENS ARE OP. Since when? They are a flexible army that is good for people starting off, but they take years to master as they can't really specialize in anything particularly well. They are not a spam army, unlike a lot of armies in 40k

A lot of the shit that /tg/ incessantly complains about seems to be shit that is not true. That's not to say Ward isn't shit, because there are a number of times when he was, but holy fuck does /tg/ blow everything out of proportion.

>>28869272
Every Warhams story ever:
>I was in a situation where I had to get a bunch of 6s on the dice I rolled
>I GOT LUCKY AND ROLLED A BUNCH OF 6s
>Then we had to flip a coin
>WON THE COIN FLIP
>ALL GLORY TO THA EMPRAH

I was playing my Space Wolves vs my friends newly painted Necron army. He challenged me to a 1000 point game (not abiding by force organization chart) so I figured I'd run a ridiculous list. Decked out squad of Wolf Guard Termies with Arjac all shoved in a Land Raider Crusader and a squad of Long Fangs as the support. T2 when the Termies stepped out all of his infantry were dead. T3 The game ended with only two of my Terminators dying.

>>28869659

you god damn fucking what bitch nigger

My piranha shot Castellan Crowe in the face.
That was fun

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>CSM squad loaded out with Close combat weapons, pistols and two flamers
>kill a squad of termigaunts holding an objective
>tyranid player decides the fun stops here and moves his hive tyrant in for an assualt
>overwatch that thing hoping to do at least oen wound
>including flamers I manage 5 hits (1 each from flamers, 3 bolt pistols)
>manage to inflict 4 wounds
>hope to god they can inflict a single unsaved wound
>friend rolls 3+ save
>he rolls four 1s
>hive tyrant dies to over watched bolt pistols and flamers

And thus Squad Desperado was born

>>28869659

Replace that d6 with a d20 and you have every D&D story ever.
Replace it with "this card I really needed" and you have every MtG story ever.
A d100, every CoC story ever.

All in all, .1/10, not even original.

>>28841580
>I play tau, friend plays orks
>has a rokkit shootah boy in his ard boyz squad
>every game
>always hits my shit
>every game
>always kills my shit
>every game
>slaps my shit
>ended up giving it the nickname rokkit rocko.
That lone ork always orks the best, better than his warboss.

>just getting into 40k
>500 points of my tau vs. my friend's CSM
>he deepstrikes his obliterator into my pathfinders
>miraculously my pathfinders kill off all of his oblit in assault with three 1s in a row.

>>28841580

Not me, but say this happen to a good mate

>He's playing Tau vs Ultramarines
>Librarian on one wound charges a pair of Crisis Suits
>Overwatch misses
>Librarian goes to cast something to make him even stronger
>Rolls a 12
>Perils
>Explodes
>Tau left staring at a smoking corpse with no idea how it died

I can't get the image out of my head of the astonished Tau slowly turning to his comrade and saying "Did you do that?"

>first ever game of 40k
>LRC w/ storm bolter, multi-melta and HK shoots everything at my Chapter Master
>not even one wound

>same game
>5 bolt pistol shots from Vanguard Vets kill two Assault Terminators
>failed morale check, they run like bitches

>>28857882

Speaking of....

Both of my moments happened in the same game. This was a long time ago, back in 3E, when the Tau were a starry eyed new faction. No stingwings, ethereals still made everyone commit seppuku, and so forth. I was playing my humble guard army.

So both of us roll for first turn and I end up getting it. He had two squads of six stealthsuits on one flank, both squads very (VERY) close together. First shot of the game I fire at them with my Bassilisk. Place the pieplate to cover the most suits possible, of course, and roll for scatter.

Dead on hit. 7 of his twelve suits, a good chunk of his points, are wiped out in the first shot of the game. The survivors proceed to fail morale checks for most of the game and are generally useless, leading to much cackling on my end.

Now, part 2 to this tale is guardsman bob. Guardsman bob was proudly defending the imperium's trenches with the rest of his squad, when the railgun shots began raining in. Sabbot rounds from a hammerhead and regular railguns from two broadsides. Most of guardsman bob's squad was wiped out by the sabbots. Guardsman Bob though? Guardsman bob took shots to the chest and kept holding the ramparts. Rarely have I seen so many 1's rolled to wound. Five straight turns of shooting, and guardsman bob was only wounded once by the railgun.

He passed his cover save on that wound, and proceeded to kill a crisis suit with his lasgun. Guardsman Bob received many accolades for his heroic endurance.

I find most of my badass moments happen due to my beloved Autarch. Even though he has a toughness of three, he is no slouch on the table.

With the shard he has killed (in the first round of combat)
>2 riptides in one game
>Vulkan He'stan
>wraithknight
>tervigons, trygons, hive lords and many others

>Playing a battle of 1000 pts, my guardsmen versus my buddy's orks (5th edition rulebook)
>I go first, but cannot into shooting and so the orks are relatively unscathed.
>He goes, his deffkoptas tear through a veteran squad.
>Second turn, still cannot into shooting. Deal very few casualties to his boyz, but manage to take out one deffkopta with two more to go. They pass their leadership.
>Friend goes, and this turn he somehow manages to shoot, chop and stomp all of my guardsmen.
>All I have left is my CCS... with Straken.
>My turn. Shoot and tear his deffkoptas from the sky without taking any hits.
>His turn, he charges two squads of boyz into my CCS, I lose everything except Straken, who proceeds to annihilate every ork who looks at him funny while passing every armor or invulnerable save, and catching every ork squad to assault him in a sweeping advance
>Straken chews through everything and finally gets to the Warboss, grouped with three Nobs. He deals a wound each, and suffers two wounds.
>With fire in his heart, he slays the three nobs and brings the warboss down to near-death, but the warboss catches Straken with the last of his strength and kills him.
>tfw Straken kills every ork single-handed down to the warboss, whom he almost kills.

>>28872495

The Tau have a lot of reasons why they don't exploit the warp for power. There are also a lot of arguments for why they are at a disadvantage for not exploiting the warp. This example was not one of the latter.

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>>28872495
>>28874087
Sure you could become a vessel for daemon or get sucked into the warp...

But lightning from your hands is totally worth it.

>>28857395
Dude, the marines are brainwashed to be unstoppable, relentless killing machines in as close as possible for a human to be.

>>28843329
Riptide can only take support systems, not signature systems.

>>28844240
:3

Post pic

I have a chaos cultist that was able to take down a full squad of DA, thanks to hiding in a tower and sniping.

>>28878152
The farisight enclaves allows the taking of their signature systems, one of which was designed for riptides.

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>Most of these stories are about guys going "fuck it, just go in, we lost anyway" and winning
>mfw confidence and shit

>>28843134
Why has he not become captain of your company anon?