Kami lets out a weary sigh as he rises from his throne. He approaches you slowly, and Bardock begins to cry when he gets too close. Kami glares at the child, and Salta holds him to her chest protectively, directing a defensive and threatening look towards Kami. Fita can clearly sense the tension, her eyes narrow and occasionally flashing golden. Spina seems tense as well, but still a bit calmer than her sister.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28839996
>A

"So how is this going to work? The 'strengthening my mental abilities' thing?"

>>28839996
>A. Say something

What's wrong?

>>28840029
>>28840179
"What's wrong?" you ask him. His glare leaves your son and switches focus to you. For a moment you feel like he is about to attack you, and somehow you get the feeling that he wants to do exactly that.

"Nothing" he answers, though his words drip venom.

"So how is this strengthening mental abilities thing going to work?" you ask.

"It's very simply" he tells you. "You simply have to make a conscious effort to keep others out of your head."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28840422
>A
Are you going to like, try to mind-rape me?

>>28840422
A

"Wait, do you mean 'psychic mind battle' in my head or 'I'm gonna fuck with you on an emotional level' kind? Cause I suspect the latter.

>>28840542
>>28840603
"Wait, in what sense are you going to train me? The psychic mind battle way or fucking with me on an emotional level?" you ask.

Kami smirks "Both!"

His eyes flash, and everything goes black. For several seconds, you can see absolutely nothing, but eventually you see a small light in the distance.

>A. Move towards it

>B. Try and free yourself

>C. Something else

>>28840729
>B.

>>28840729
>C. Something else
Meditate, try to blank your mind. We aren't playing by his rules.

>>28840757
>>28840793
Vote

>>28840793
This

"You can't mess with my mind if you can't find it!"

>>28840793
>>28840757
Why not both?

>>28840861
B

>>28840793
This
"Fuck you, I'm one with the universe."

>>28840757
>>28840793
>>28840906
>>28840910
>>28840925
Your first instinct is to struggle and try to free yourself. This proves a futile gesture, however, as nothing happens when you attempt it. Then, you get an idea. You meditate, and try to blank your mind entirely. You empty your head of all thoughts, only to hear Kami speak.

"Foolish boy, an empty head is easy to manipulate" he says.

The blackness fades, and you see a city in flames. Corpses line the streets, including Salta, Spina, and Fita. They have varied injuries but one in common, marks around their throats, as if someone had been choking them. You hear explosions in the distance, and the screams of terrified civilians.

>A. Explore the city

>B. Struggle to free yourself

>C. Something else

>>28841014
Blank our mind again

>>28841014
>A.

>>28841014
A

"Let me guess, I am the demons. I encountered worse shit at that ghost tomb."

And then Frank was a zombie

>>28841014
>C.
Fill the city with Saiyans.
It's our mind

>>28841014
>C. Something else

If an empty head is easy to manipulate, we just need to fill our head with stuff. Like how people avoid Jedi mind tricks and mind-reading by thinking exercises and simple repeating of Pazaak moves by reflex.

Or if Kami is reading our mind, we just need to think of some stuff that he'd find absolutely revolting.

>>28841014
>C. Something else
Send telepathic messages to YOURSELF to amplify your thoughts.

>>28841080
>>28841066
You decide to explore the city and see who is responsible. The most sensible way: Follow the screams. You come to a crowded street, where people flee in terror, only to be vaporized. You hear familiar voices laughing together, and they soon come into your field of vision. You are looking at yourself and Carros, standing side by side, taking in the destruction and death with looks of absolute delight.

>A. Try and interact with them

>B. Struggle to free yourself

>C. Something else

>>28841180
C) Think of Lord freezer

>>28841180
>A
Inform yourself that Carros is a traitor

>>28841180
>C. Something else
'What, no Portat? I thought you were running a quality service here, Kami'
Try to imagine Portat in, try to hijack the simulation by inserting elements from our own mind. Become The One.

>>28841180
A

Hide and call Carros a faggot, he'll think it was evil us. Kaio-Troll divided by 0.

>>28841253
This one's good.

>>28841192
you mean lord freezy-pop?

>>28841255
this.

>>28841253
>>28841255
Vote

>>28841253
This

>>28841498
You could do both, Portat could show up while their arguing and make it super awkward or something.

>>28841498
call him a fagget

>>28841253
>>28841264
>>28841518
"What, Portat isn't here?" you ask. "So much for quality service, Kami."

You focus, and imagine your fallen comrade, who suddenly materializes right next to Carros.

"Where did this weakling come from?" Carros asks.

"Oh, hey guys" Portat greets.

>A. Try and free yourself

>B. Something else

>>28841604
>B. Something else
Send a telepathic message to carros
"ur a faget"

>>28841604
>A.
Preferably by spamming Portats.

>>28841604

copy more portats into your mindscape
too many portats for kami to handle
???
profit!/freedom

>>28841637
This

>>28841604
>A. Try and free yourself
"MORE! I DEMAND MORE!"
Keep spamming Portats until they're drowning in an ocean of Saiyan fat.

>>28841604
B
Now imagine everybody in their underwear. Also, call Carros a faggot.

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>>28841637
>>28841653
>>28841668
>>28841676
Preferably each one repeating that same greeting line.

>>28841604
"No"
"Prepare to be assimilated"
Imagine everything to be Popo

>>28841637
>>28841653
>>28841668
>>28841676
"I DEMAND MORE PORTATS!" you shout to the heavens, and more and more of your rotund friend appear around the city. This is when the true chaos begins. The other you and Carros are crushed under a sea of saiyans, who then proceed to terrorize the city in a very different way. They rush into every restaurant and grocery store, and begin to devour ever scrap of food they can find.

>A. Try and free yourself

>B. Something else

>>28841747
>A

"My work here is done!"

>>28841747
>lol portats a fattie

Keep making portats

>>28841747
>A.

>>28841747
Technically both. Create/Imagine a giant Portat with a javelin on hand. Make him charge ki into his weapon, then hurl it to the sky. Imagine it breaking the sky, like a ceiling. A light seeps through the crack. In that light we picture the one behind this fantasy, Kami.

>>28841747
>A. Try and free yourself
Summon one of those podiums with microphones
"I am confident that I left this planet in a better state than I found it in."

>>28841747
MORE PORTATOES

>>28841747
>A)
Make some Nappas and fitness trainers.
Portat needs to be ready

>>28841747
B

Now have them merge together into Stay Puffed Marshmallow Portat, with Carros and evil us trapped inside Akira style.

>>28841790
This.

>>28841790
>>28841795
>>28841796
>>28841801
>>28841810
Vote

guys
listen
guys
what if
are you listening?
what if
kami's acting weird
because it's actually the aged king piccolo, who looks exactly like Kami

>>28841854
Yea, he does seem like he's kind of a dick.

>>28841854
uwotm8

>>28841854
Well, he does seem more grumpy. And Popo has been different too.

>>28841839
Voting for this >>28841790

>>28841910
I would say they swapped bodies, but Kami hasn't called us "maggot" yet, so it can't be that.

Hew probably took offence to bringing little Bardock here. This place is supposed to be sacred and all.

>>28841912
>>28841826
>>28841790
You get a really crazy idea, and imagine a giant Portat with a javelin in his hand. He charges ki into the weapon, and hurls it at the sky, which breaks apart, and you see Kami once again. There is a bright flash of light, and suddenly you are back in the lookout tower, standing across from Kami.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28841973
A) "Sup"

>>28841973
>A
Those were some weak ass illusions

>>28841973
>A.
Portat never lets me down!

>>28841973
"My spirit animal is a giant potatoe"

>>28841967
I've never heard of anyone getting offended because they brought a baby into a sacred space.
Movie theaters, orchestral concerts, sure. Most religious people are usually glad to see people bringing their children into sacred places.
>>28841973
>A
He pierced the heavens because he believed in the me that believed in him.

>>28841973
A

"So am I back for real or is this a fake out?"

Visualize the girls in bikinis.

>>28841973
>B. Do something
Try to create another Portat here. I saw Inception you dick.
>A. Say something
'I don't think I will benefit much from this sort of training. However, maybe if I knew how to project ideas and shapes into another person's mind I'd be better prepared for whatever comes my way.'

>>28841973
>B. Do something
See if you can summon more Portats in case this is some inception shit.

>>28842025
>>28842028
Inception mind

>>28842015
>He pierced the heavens because he believed in the me that believed in him.
Oh, I love that one

Bump

>>28842015
>>28842054
"He pierced the heavens because he believed in the me that believed in him" you say to Kami.

He glares at you. "Take this training seriously, you little brat. Or do you enjoy the idea of being murdered, having everything you know and love taken from you? Oh wait, that already happened once before. I guess you just don't learn your lessons the first time, do you?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28842380
>A
Ok, I've had enough of this. I don't know who the hell you think you are, but you don't get to give death glares to me, my wife and especially my son. You said yourself - I'm far more powerful than you, but you don't see me insulting you, do you? In fact, I've given you nothing but respect.
What exactly is your problem?

>>28842380
"Well, I've been trained my whole life to never hold back. I guess I'm having a little trouble adjusting."

>>28842380
A. I'll start taking it seriously as soon as you do. Stop with the pathetic attempts at making me angry and let's get down to the real training.

>>28842380
>A
"Actually, I'm a faster learner than what you give me credit for. There's one thing I still haven't figured out, though...

Who are you and what have you done with the real Kami?"

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>enter this thread
>read Kami saying "You simply have to make a conscious effort to keep others out of your head."
>everybody is a posturing dickhead like usual

>>28842432
This

>>28842465
'brat' is an incredibly childish insult. Something's afoot.

>>28842422
>>28842430
>>28842432
>>28842442
Vote

>>28842442
I'll support this if we can make a quick ki scan to check if he is indeed kami or not.

If he is, ignore the second part.

>>28842531
This is meta, but this wouldn't work in or out of character. King Piccolo is Kami, and Kami is Piccolo, therefore they should have identical Ki signatures.

>>28842498
Is it though?
Is it?
Brat.

>>28842555
If they were the same, we would have sensed Piccolo when we were searching for the Dragonballs because they share Kami's ki signature.

>>28842430
This. What that other guy wants is incredibly meta

>>28842430
>>28842432
Deadlock

>>28842432
This, we mess with HIS head.

>>28842614
How is calling someone out for uncharacteristic behavior meta? He's been polite to us before, even nice, welcoming us to his lookout - suddenly he's being a dick for seemingly no reason.
Why on earth did he say "Don't you people have anything better to do?" before if he didn't want to keep us out? Clearly he has something to hide.
>>28842628
Call him out for his petty behavior.

>>28842744
I think he was just being a bit sarcastic.

This last conversation, however, it's outright hostile and totally out of character for kami.

>>28842422
voting for this

If he sasses us one more time, we're leaving Earth. We don't need this shit.

>>28842671
>>28842472
>>28842432
"I'll star taking this seriously as soon as you do" you tell him angrily. "I am sick of these pathetic attempts at making me angry. Stop them, and let's get down to the real damn training"

His eyes flash "Watch your tongue, child. If you want a real test, I'll be glad to give it to you."

He grins devilishly at you, making your blood run cold. Bardock begins crying once again, and Kami glares at him venomously.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28842839
I don't think is really Kami.
I think he may still be invading our mind
>B) If he makes any move towards Bardock kill him

>>28842839
>A. Say something
'Honestly, completely out of character kami. I mean, threatening me with telling Spina and Salta about the kiss me and Fita shared had much better potential'

>>28842839
>B
Go over to Bardock and calm him down gently. He's agitated by the environment and hostility in the room.

>>28842839
A "Bring it, old man"

>>28842839
>B
Boop him. Hard.

>>28842886
You're fucking retarded.

>>28842869
>>28842871
>>28842875
>>28842877
>>28842886
Vote

>>28842906
Not the kid, you idiot. Hit Kami. This is clearly still an illusion.

>>28842839
B

"Oh, don't like crying babies, huh?"

Spam his mind with crying babies. The best mental defense is a good mental offense.

>>28842938
this x100

>>28842938
this

>>28842930
And if it's not?

>>28842839
>B
Try to intensify Bardock's crying in Kami's mind. Namekians can't take high-piched noises.

>>28842974
Then Kami deserves it for hostility towards a fucking infant.

>>28842938
This

>>28842938
>>28842964
>>28842965
>>28842938
"Oh, you don't like crying babies, do you?" you ask.

You focus, and attempt to project crying babies into Kami's mind. He lets out a noise that sounds suspiciously like a roar before striking you. Two things other than his fist strike you immediately. First of all, he moves much quicker than he should be capable of. Secondly, the blow is far more powerful than it should be. It is powerful enough to send you flying out of the room, crashing through the wall in the hallway, and to the outside of the lookout. Kami calmly strolls through the hole in the wall, smirking at you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28843100
keep up the crying baby sounds and try to knock him out
ask him what happened to Kami

>>28843100
"Kami, doing steroids is a bad idea."

>>28843100
>A
"Finally, this mental shit was getting really old."
>B
Keep up the psychic baby chorus, charge and BEHIND YOU after-image.

>>28843131
this+ Ki strands

>>28843100
>A. Say something
"Allright, you're asking for it now."
"MORE BABIES!"
>B. Do something
Bajillion babies

>>28843170
ENTIRE LOOKOUT IS BABIES

>>28843170
This, plus throw baby shaped ki blasts at him. We can do it with flowers, so why not babies.

>>28843100
>A. Say something
'Right now I'm really conflicted. You could either be an impostor and be about to destroy this planet or whatever, OR this could still be part of an illusion. Since I should have felt a power like yours coming, I think I should go with the second option.'

>>28843197
Oh man.
http://dragonball.wikia.com/wiki/Super_Ghost_Kamikaze_Attack
This but with screaming babies.

>Frank can actually project stuff into others minds now
Gay porn 24/7 for the master after we meet up with him again. Something like that Piccolo/Vegeta gif, but with The Master instead of Vegeta. Maybe have Ica instead of Piccolo, since they were fighting and all.

>>28843100
Baby blast Kamehameha

>>28843270
>daily dose psychic grenade
huehuehuehue

This is retard.

>>28843352
I am of the opinion.

>>28843209
This.

>>28843390
>>28843209
>being this arrogant
This is what us almost killed by The Master.

>>28843100
Sense his Ki signature. And power of course

>>28843410
We're guessing it's an illusion. How is that arrogant? Doesn't mean we won't fight back.

>>28843170
>>28843197
>>28843257
>>28843281
"Okay, you asked for it" you say as you rise, glaring at him. "More babies!"

You form your energy blasts into babies and hurl them at Kami. He looks rather amused as he smacks them away, approaching you.

"Foolish boy, a mere child like you can not stand against one such as me" he says, but not in Kami's voice. Rather, it sounds as if many people are speaking at once.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28843352
a psychic screamer attack can act as a taioken.

Furthermore, we could broadcast a horrible image to hostiles to destroy their morale. Psychological warfare CAN be devastating when we are able to send a direct message to our opponents.

http://pcf45.com/sealords/cuadai/wanderingsoul.html

I'm not buying this. Kami's got how many more centuries of experience then us? I doubt we could breach his mental defenses after a single encounter.

>>28843432
A: So, who are you then?

>>28843466
This.

>>28843432
>A. Say something
'Then why even agree to train me, at all?'

>>28843432
>>B. Do something
I think training's officially over. Rush in and crush him.

>>28843466
This.

>>28843466
Voting this. But I swear to Kamiccolo, if he says Legion or anything cheesy like that, I'm out.

>>28843466
>>28843484
>>28843500
"Alright, who are you?" you demand.

He smirks, apparently amused by this simple question. His eyes flash, an you briefly see a horrifying image, thousands of souls screaming in agony.

"My name is Legion, for we are many" he tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28843561
>A
Huh, that's weird, all I see is a dried-up prune.
>B
I think it's time for that daily dose, doc. and yes, we'd be fucking Kami up the ass

>>28843561
A: And where's Kami

>>28843539
I'm so sorry.
>>28843561

>>28843561
"Dammit, Mass Effect, please go.

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Hi again everyone!
I decided to finish what I started yesterday, so I give you the main character with a kinda unique armor and some title to boot.

Hope you like, have fun you all!

>>28843603
>>28843615
"Huh, odd. All I see is a dried-up prune" you tell him. "But seriously, where is Kami?"

"He is inside, with us" he tells you. "I must thank you for helping me reach dear Kami. Truly, your help was wonderful"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

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>>28843641
>he thinks mass effect invented Legion
>>28843652
I like the armor, and of course the swapping of the dragonball for the O.
But that tail looks way too much like a giant shit.

>>28843652
That's awesome man

>>28843561
>A. Say something
'That's SO original. A play on a popular children's tale keepsake's word like 'abrakadavra' or 'bibbidi bobbidi boo' would have been far more delectable.'

'Where's the girls anyway? shouldn't they be here so you can pick them off one to taunt me into a blind murderous rage?'

>>28843561
>A. Say something
"POPO!"
>B. Do something
Taint his mind with the darkness that is Popo

>>28843689
whoa, let's not get too crazy here.

>>28843652
I love you, I will use this as the OP image in my threads from here on

>>28843689
This. I'll regret it for the rest of my life but it's the only way.

>>28843689
This sounds like a good idea

>>28843669
>A
Solar Flare.
>B
Knock him the fuck out. If Kami's possessed and this isn't some kind of shapeshifter, we don't want to kill him. Restrain him afterwards.

>>28843669
o you know me just a helpful guy

>>28843669
>>A. Say something
"Is there a reason for any of this, or are you just being a dick?"

>>28843689
We can't even sense Popo's ki directly, let alone connect with his mind. If Popo is gonna fuck anyone up, he's gotta do it of his own free will. Gotta remember that even King Kai had trouble speaking to Abridged Popo telepathically.

>>28843689
this

>>28843701
>>28843670
Okay if you really think it looks like turd I can edit that a bit, hang on.

>>28843669
A

"Wait, are you some sort of psychic Trojan virus that piggy backed in my mind from god-knows-where? Does this mean I have psychic internet?"

Spam Psychic Lemon Party if yes.

>>28843784
I think it's the outline. Just make it more obvious that it's fur, I guess.

>>28843813
>Does this mean I have psychic internet?"
We should play Minesweeper with Legion.

We can connect to spacebook with our mohawk?!?!

>>28843561
Huh, Sounds like Kami has a problem that requires a little ass whoopin. Gotta be sure not to kill him though. Wheres Mr Popo, anyway?

>>28843669
>A. Say something
"That seems like neat trick that being multiple people at once and all."
"I wonder if I can do that if I try."
>B. Do something
Break fourth wall.

>>28843886
>Wheres Mr Popo, anyway?
Probably off getting high somewhere, laughing about Kami getting psychic STDs.

>>28843689
>>28843716
>>28843721
>>28843743
>>28843813
Vote

>>28843652
Neat. I gotta agree with >>28843670 though, smooth that tail out so it doesn't look so turd like

>>28843925
what tail?

>>28843920
Combine all except the lemon party bit

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All done, better now?

>>28843956
That was fast, and yes, much better.

>>28843956
Now THAT'S a tail. Well done

>>28843689
this

>>28843996
>>28843779
>>28843689
>>28843710
"POPO!" you shout, and mentally try to communicate with him, only to see nothing but blackness followed by a horrific pain in your head. You collapse to the ground, and look up to see Popo standing before you.

"What?" he asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28844194
>A. Say something
'I need to send that to my enemies'

>>28844194
A) "This guy is trying to step up on your turf. I called you to make sure it was okay or not. Also, he's trying to kill me I think."

>>28844194
A. Something's riding Kami's ass. Calls itself Legion. Was wondering if you might be able to provide any assistance in getting it out of him; the only way I tend to deal with these things is by killing them, and I'd rather not do that to Kami.

>>28844235
this

>>28844194
>A. Say something
"Not going to lie, I was sort of trying to invoke an eldricht horror of pure darkness to the weak thing you call sanity, but apparently he doesn't want to cooperate."

>>28844235
Oh god, this

>>28844194
>A. Say something
"Errr, this guy is trying to hijack your joint."
"Also, I think he assimilated Kami or some shit."
"Plus he is being kind of a dick."

>>28844194
Kami isn't being himself. I think he's possessed or something. Should I... kick his ass?

>>28844286
>>28844261
>>28844235
You rise to your feet and speak carefully to Popo. "This guy is trying to muscle in on your turf. I called you to see whether or not that was alright with you. Also, I think he's trying to kill me."

"Oh, is that so? Interesting" Popo tells you before turning towards Kami. "Go away."

"Excuse me? Do you have any idea who you are speaking to, you wretched creature?" it demands.

"Oh please, do go on" Popo responds, his voice full of amusement.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28844434
>B
Sit back and watch the magic happen.

>>28844434
Yes, please

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>>28844434
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>>28844434
>B. Do something
Ki conjure a chair and some ki popcorn
even if it hurts our mouth and ass

>>28844434
B. Head over to the girls and stand between them and Kami/Popo just in case shit gets real and babyBardock needs a meatshield.

>>28844434
B
Sit back and watch the show

>>28844456
>Anonymous 12/13/13(Fri)19:59 UTC-5 No.28844456
this, no need to do anything more

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>>28844434
Pic related

>>28844434

A. I wish I had a camera

>>28844434
>B. Do something
Bring out the popcorn

>>28844507
>>28844505
>>28844494
>>28844456
>>28844472
>>28844476
>>28844500
You decide to simply sit back and enjoy the show. Taking a seat, you watch the magic happen.

"I am Legion, I am many. I have consumed thousands of souls" it tells Popo.

"Oh, is that all?" Popo asks.

"Do not mock me you pathetic cretin! Your precious master is being consumed, his vessel now under my command. I wonder how you will fair..." it tells him as black smoke begins to rise around it.

Popo says nothing, and you can see his lips are not moving, but you swear you can hear his laughter. The cloud of smoke surrounds Kami, and you hear a thousand screams at once, some begging for mercy, others screaming in pain or terror. The smoke fades, and Kami falls to the ground.

"There" Kami says simply.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28844579
>B. Do something
Golfclap

>>28844609
This.

>>28844609
Appropriate

>>28844579
A. Oh, and he was in my head earlier pretending to train me, so if you could possibly check to make sure he didn't leave anything behind, that'd be swell... Please be gentle.

>>28844579
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nc4xD9UGPjg

>>28844579
>A. Say something
'So the best defence against psychic hijacks is to simply conjure the unnameable horror of Popo's utter Darkness, Got it.'

'This was rather random, without rhyme or form to it. No real progression or internal logic to it either. So it must have really happened.'

'Something doesn't add up, though. Kami's manipulation was far too... simplistic. The vision I had on the pendulum room had a much more believable subtext. Could this still be an illusion?'

>>28844609
>>28844615
>>28844634
>>28844641
You golfclap as Kami rises to his feet, dusting himself off.

"You alright Kami?" Popo asks.

"Yes Mr. Popo, thank you" Kami responds.

Popo nods and turns to you "As for you, maggot...."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28844723
No, no. No need to thank me, you did all the work Mr. Popo.

>>28844723
>B. Do something
Kneel
>A. Say something
"Yes master?"

>>28844723
B. Bow. Full on head to the ground bow.
Then say >>28844636
Because I have a feeling this shit went down to easily to just disappear like this.

>>28844723
come at me fag

>>28844723
>A. Say something
'Do what you must do, but please spare my children'

>>28844753
This

>>28844753
this

>>28844753
>>28844771
You drop to your knees and bow with your head to the ground before Popo, who looks down at you indifferently.

"Earlier, he was in my head pretending to train me. So I was wondering if maybe you could check to see if he left anything behind" you request, gulping "Please be gentle."

Popo smiles "Get up maggot, I've decided to train you."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28844845
>B
Snap to attention.
>A
Sir, yes, sir!

>>28844845
>A
If that is what master wishes...

>>28844845
>>A. Say something
"I am not worthy, but I graciously accept."

>>28844845
>A. Say something
'This is either a dream'

[dramatic pause]

'Or a nightmare'

>>28844845
B. [scream internally]
A. "Thank you, Master Popo! I'll do my best to be a worthy pupil!"

>>28844845
>A. Say something
"When shall we start?"

>>28844888
It was not an offer, it was a statement.

>>28844899
this, haha

>>28844899
>>28844932
>>28844925
>>28844886
>>28844880
Your eyes widen at his statement, and you scream internally, dread filling every single fiber of your being. However, on the outside, you act honored and excited.

"Thank you, Master Popo!" you tell him. "I'll do my best to be a worthy pupil."

"Good" he tells you. "But before we can begin, you should know about the pecking order. It goes like this. First it's you, then the dirt. Then, the worms inside of the dirt. After them, my stool. Then Kami, then Popo. Any questions?"

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Flee

>>28844899
win

>>28845007
>A. Say something
"How do you like your coffee?"

>>28845007

>A. Say something
so I am on the top?

>>28845029
This.

>>28845029
This

>>28845029
or
"How high?"

>>28845029
this

>>28845029
>>28845038
>>28845046
>>28845059
>>28845116
"How do you like your coffee?" you ask.

He smiles "Dark. Now go fetch me some, maggot."

>A. Do as he asks

>B. Say something

>C. Something else

>>28845157
>A. Do as he asks

>>28845157
>A
COFFEE RUN QUEST IS GO

>>28845157
>C. Something else
Coffee is best when served fresh. Get a french press, some good beans, a portable stove, cups and water.

>>28845157
C) Test ourselves and make sure this isn't still some sort of psychic dream thing first.

>>28845157
afterimage and fly to peru to grab some coffee beans, then get some water from a Norwegian spring, and make the best cup of coffee ever

>>28845157
>A. Do as he asks

>>28845157
A. But inform the girls about what's going on too. Let's not just randomly ditch them for weeks for training like we did with Kami.

>>28845157
>A
When a goddamn genie asks you to get coffee you fucking get some motherfucking coffee

>>28845157
Go get a whole pot from a coffee shop with the speed granted by the 700 000 powerlevel.

>>28845214
>A. Do as he asks
Also, telepathic message to the girls
"Popo decided to train me and I'm pretty sure that was a statement and not an offer."

>>28845157
make a cup we are in a mind scape, picture the tree growing, beans being harvesting, roasted brewed. hand him the cup

>>28845330
He said fetch it, not make it.

>>28845183
>>28845188
>>28845212
>>28845214
>>28845232
>>28845243
>>28845281
You do as he asks, moving as fast as you can to get everything you need for Popo's coffee. While you travel, you mentally tell the girls what's going on, earning amused responses from Spina and Fita, and worry from Salta. It takes you less than ten minutes to prepare the coffee for Popo. You present the mug to him, and he grabs it from you, taking a sip. For several long moments, he says absolutely nothing. Then, slowly, his head turns towards yours, and he looks you dead in the eyes.

"You make good coffee, maggot" he tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28845330
Have the beans fall from the stalk, burst into flame on the way down, then fall into the water.

>>28845349
>A. Say something
'Thanks. the secret is a dash of cinnamon'

>>28845349
>A
It is good training, sir.
Honestly, it is. What if we need to get a bunch of ingredients or parts to something quickly? Now we have practice.

>>28845349
Thank you master

>>28845349
Thank you, sir.

>>28845393
>>28845394
>>28845379
All of these

>>28845379
>>28845393
>>28845394
"Thank you, master" you tell him. "It's good training."

Popo does not respond, but simply finishes his coffee. Handing the mug back to you, he finally speaks.

"You obey directions and know your place" he comments. "You might actually survive my training."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28845570
Telepathically ask Fita to kill us before Popo does

>>28845570
>A. Say something
"Physically, maybe."

So when did we turn into krillian the little bitch exactly?

>>28845570
>Now getting "training" from full time abridged popo

Nice job shitting up your own quest Som

>>28845677
It's what I do best, anon

>>28845570
>A. Say something
"I leave all my property to Bardock if I'll perish."

>>28845699
This, but, grammatically correct.

>>28845676
Popo is the only thing we fear and for good reason.
Our mind can't comprehend his strenght + he is creepy as fuck.

>>28845774
no!
NO!

>>28845774
Welcome back Sprite Guy, and that is awesome

>>28845666
>>28845699
>>28845719
"Physically, I might survive" you agree. "If I die, I leave all of my property to Bardock."

"Noted, now, are you ready to begin some combat training? Or would you like to deal with that business in your head first?" he asks.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28845858
head

>>28845858
head

>>28845676
No sense fighting without a good head on my shoulders

>>28845913
This.

>>28845774
Yes.
Yes!
YES!!!

>>28845677
Dude, Frank once convinced everybody in a DMV to commit suicide. Before he had psychic powers. This quest has been absurd straight from when Frank first spoke.

"Nice shoes, want to fuck?"

>>28845913
Clever joke

>>28845876
>>28845907
>>28845913
>>28845937
"Well, there's no sense fighting without a good head on my shoulders, is there?" you ask.

Popo grins. "Alright then, close your eyes. You're going on a trip."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28845858
>B. Do something
*gulp*
>A. Say something
"Head please"

>>28845992
Prepare our anus

>>28845949
Early sessions get a bit of a pass, but this far in...

>>28845949
>Dude, Frank once convinced everybody in a DMV to commit suicide
Oh shit, I'd forgotten about that. That was amazing.

>>28845992
>B. Do something
Do what the scary genie says, close them.

>>28846016
No the DMV bringing our quest to a halt was a deliberate plan the anons came up with. SOM just went with it because he liked the sound of it.

>>28846036
this

Is QM kill?

>>28846465
I think he has a bad case of explosions

>>28846465

Maybe? I thought I was the only one still waiting.

>>28846528
oh no is that contagious??

D-did Popo find him..?

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>>28846566

>>28846566
Maybe for taking his name in vain

>>28846566
What if this is part of the quest... and because Popo is looking in Frank's head, he's watching us...

This thread took a hard left turn into stupidity.

>>28846003
>>28846036
You close your eyes and prepare your anus. Everything somehow becomes even darker after a few seconds. Not average every day darkness, advanced darkness. You see nothing but an ocean of black for several minutes, then you see a light.

>A. Go towards it

>B. Try and leave

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>>28846720
More like right turn

>>28846715
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H0fo5zbSdxw

>>28846753
A

Obviously. Also, gird our loins for potentially seeing Popo's true and monstrous form

>>28846753
>A. Go towards it

>>28846465
>>28846528
>>28846534
>>28846545
>>28846566
>>28846606
>>28846619
>>28846715
>>28846720
Sorry about that guys, my puppy decided to rip the bandages off her foot and my brother and I had to chase her down and reapply them before her foot split open again

>>28846753
>A

>>28846783
No problem, just glad to see ya back

>>28846753
A)

>>28846783
did you put antiseptic on first cause if it licked it it could get infected

>>28846846
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wound_licking
Educate yourself. It's actually a good thing.

>>28846912
lode dose antiseptic does the same thing + its a dog fuckers get mud and dirt and dust all over that shit its needed.

>Dog pediatrics quest

>>28846776
>>28846781
>>28846784
>>28846806
You decide to head towards the light, and soon find yourself in a familiar position. You stand on a narrow path, blackness surrounding you entirely. You know if you step off the trail, all you will find is oblivion as you are lost to the void around you. Nowhere to go but forward.

>A. Forward

>B. Other direction

>C. Try to wake up

>>28847117
>A. Forward
Let's see how far this rabbit hole goes.

>>28847071
>veterinarian quest
I'd that quest.

>>28847117
A

Welp, I guess we go forward.

>>28847117
Go further in our own psyche and try to find The universe again, yelling things like "HEY UNIVERSE, ARE YOU THERE?! IT'S ME FRANK!"