Rolled 26

>>28819694
Mork

>>28819831

> Mork

Sez on dis table dat a roll of 1-50 iz GORK.

While youze gitz fight about dat roll 1d100 for Clan

Rolled 100

>>28819858
Come on, Evil Sunz.....

>>28819876

> 100

Other/Unaffiliated: Some Orkz do not belong to clans or have cut ties with their clan. Perhaps this one is a Freeboota, a Feral Ork, or something stranger.

Guess /tg/ has to pick something. Could be determined later.

1d100 for size (could be anything from scrawny to mega-'uge)

Rolled 26

>>28819897
we better be big

Rolled 32

>>28819897
come on...

>>28819901

> Rolled 26
> we better be big

Runty - About average size for a common, run of the mill Ork boy. -10 to speshulty roll.

Ya blew it. You did avoid the dreaded "Scrawny" by a single point though.

Roll 1d100 -10 for Speshulty

>>28819919
>>28819919
Cool

Rolled 63

>>28819919
Here's hoping for a mek.

Rolled 59

>>28819919
come on, deffdread pilot...

Rolled 58

>>28819919
I hope we're a big-mek or something

Rolled 49

>>28819947
>>28819945
>>28819942
>/tg/dice
>being consistant
>entetie never

Rolled 53

>>28819940
Oh I fucked it up

Rolled 81

>>28819919
ROLLIN' FER BEIN' SOMMAT GUD!

>>28819942

> Rolled 63 -10 = 53

> Here's Hoping for a Mek


Mek - Technologically inclined boyz who build and maintain orky wargear and vehicles, from shootas to starships. Roll an extra time on the “Gear” or “Dakka” table and add +30 to the result.

Choose whether you want extra dakka or extra gear and while you're deciding lets have 2d100 for quirkz. One Kunning Quirk and one Brutal Quirk.

>>28819897
Lets try some Feral Orks for a change.

Been a while since we had those.

And we can't do pirates all the time.. They have to stay special somewhat, what?

Rolled 37, 55 = 92

>>28819983

Rolled 83, 89 = 172

>>28819983

Rolled 45, 27 = 72

>>28819983
extra dakka, can never have enough dakka

>>28819983
Oh and extra gear.

>>28819993
Well we can hardly have a feral mek, that wouldn't make any sense.

>>28819995

> Rolled 37, 55

37 for Brutal Quirk:
Bionik limb(z) - One or more of this boy’z armz or legz have been hacked off and replaced with sturdy orky technology. roll 1d10: 1-2 one arm, 3-4 one leg, 5-6 one of each, 7 both arms, 8 both legs, 9 any three, 10 all limbs.

Entirely appropriate for a Mek

55 for Kunning Quirk:
Taktikul Geeneyus - This ork has an inexplicable knack for being in the right place at the right time.

Someone finks 'es a clever git. Roll that 1d10 for the bionik limbz.

Rolled 5

>>28820034

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>>28820017
wouldn't it work like this? capture beast, pimp up the beast

>>28820017
>What are Boiler Boyz

>>28820040

> Rolled 5

An arm and a leg. Since it was the first suggestion and Orkz is Orkz, we'll roll for extra dakka and get a hefty +30 bonus to the roll.

2d100 for Dakka! (could also be choppy)

Rolled 26, 11 = 37

>>28820059
WAAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!

Rolled 46, 38 + 30 = 114

>>28820059

Rolled 13, 83 = 96

>>28820059

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>>28820067

>>28820067

> Rolled 26, 11

+30 is 56 and 41

41: Burna - A traditional orky flamethrower
56: Kombi-Weapon - Roll twice more and combine the two results into a single weapon, no matter how ridiculous.

Lets have another 2d100 for his Kombi weapon. (Here's hoping for a flail with a stikk-bomb on the end of it)

Rolled 19, 76 = 95

>>28820116
MO DAKKA

Rolled 41, 34 = 75

>>28820116

Rolled 17, 93 = 110

>>28820116
alright

Rolled 29, 76 = 105

>>28820118
Where's that mood when you need him?
>>28820116
Rolling

Rolled 70, 57 = 127

>>28820116

Rolled 59, 82 = 141

>>28820116
WAAAAGH!!!

>>28819993
>>28820017
>>28820034
Let me be 'onest wid ya: Imma Feral Mek Cybork. Dey got more Gargants in Waaaagh! Gorgutz dan de likes of me.

>>28820124

> Rolled 19, 76
> +30 = 49 and 106

49: Rokkit Launcha
106: Deffgun. Unfortunately this is another kind of combi-weapon (a better one. So we have to reroll. I'll use the 41 from the next poster.

71: Mega-Blasta - A powerful and unwieldy energy weapon that can punch clean through vehicle armour.

A Kombi Mega-Blasta/Rokkit Launcha! Kills all vehicles all day.

Make up a name for that bad boy and roll 1d100 for gear.

Rolled 82

>>28820175

Rolled 88

>>28820175
Skruffy sounds orky?

'Ard Crusha!

Rolled 87

>>28820184
Firgot me name. How's about, the Sledgebreakah!

>>28820175
Wait! I have a better idea.
Use both results for the deffgun, then just stick teh rokkit launcha on the end. Tripple-kombi gun! The next great step in dakka! We'z a visionary!

Rolled 49

>>28820175
Da Tankkilla!

Rolled 83, 96 = 179

>>28820175
Hacks MacStavish.

>>28820184

> Rolled 88

Waagh Banner/Boss Pole - A mark of respect and a rallying symbol for da boyz. If a warboss rolls this he’s got a spare.

Looks like this boy compensates for his Runty size with Bioniks and has grabbed himself a boss pole. Good fer him.

Last roll!

1d100 for Petz.

Rolled 87

>>28820214

Rolled 31

>>28820214
C'mon megasquig

Rolled 46

>>28820214
something with fluffy tail

Rolled 36

>>28820214
We should be called Slagheap Bolts

Rolled 40

>>28820214
Oi! I rolled 82, thank ya very much!

>>28820220

> Rolled 87

Thoroughbred Attack Squig - “Kan I keep ‘im? I’ll feed im ev’ry day, promise!”

"Sayz ere you gotta feed 'im eggz an olive oil fer a shiny coat"

I jumped the gun saying it was the last roll. 1d100 for Gubbinz! (Da most important roll)

Rolled 44

>>28820250

Rolled 47

>>28820250

Rolled 16, 64, 13, 30, 18, 42, 29, 71, 99, 35 = 417

>>28820250

Can;t have enough gubbinz!

>>28820254

> Rolled 44

Red Paint - Makes anyfing fasta.

Rolled 88

>>28820264
Yes!!!

In Summary:

Big Mek Slagheap McBolts
Gender: Boy
Clan: Nope
Size: Runty
Speshulty: Mek
Quirkz: Bionik Limbz (An arm and a leg), Taktikil Geeneyus
Weaponz: Burna, Kombi-Megablasta-Launcha "Da Tankkilla"
Gear: Boss Pole
Gubbinz: Red Paint
Petz: Thoroughbred Attack Squig

>>28820290
Forward Commander ork. Nice.

>>28820290
But what is his name.

>>28820290

In the absence of anything else to paint red, I assume he paints his squig.

>>28820362
Slagheap McBolts is his name ya Git!

>>28820368
Or his burna leg. Makes him run fasta!

>>28820362
Slagheap McBolts

>>28820368
Methinks he has access to specialized squigs that produce red paint.

Now, are we gonna play, or what?

>>28820368
His squigs called rusty

>>28820377
>>28820378
Sorry boss oi read to fast

>>28820379

I have to go now and the table is currently sitting in a word document. My associate may well be in the process of compiling it into an image.

In the meantime I suggest you roll some Inquisitors or something.

>>28820379
>play

Well, you start.

>>28820408

Do tell..

How?

>>28820450

http://www.darkreign.org/article/instant-inquisitor-maker21-11-2013

>>28820466

Alright then.

Let's roll up some Inquisitor. Are you guys ready?

>Gender
>1d100

>>28820409
I think we're going to have to wait for OP to come back and tell us what's going on.

Rolled 47

>>28820485

>>28820493
Well, we can still roleplay/come up with more backstory for our good ork. I think >>28820357 is a good place to start.

>>28820505

>Male. The majority of the Inquisition seems to be male.

Now for Age.
>1d100

Rolled 35

>>28820513
Come on ancient.

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Oi you gits! Ere's da whole jenny-raytor!

>>28820518

Unfortunately, no were ain't Ancient.

>Middle Aged (55-90). At this age some Inquisitors commence rejuvenation treatments, whilst others prefer to appear their age.

Well, onwards to arguably the most important part. What ORDO do we belong to?

>1d100

Rolled 60

>>28820533

>>28820541

Well, it seems the dice are with us.

>Ordo Xenos: A guardian against aliens in their many guises, the Inquisitor is knowledgeable in alien physiology and lore.

So we can easily interact with our friend, Slagheap McBolts.

Now then, let's see what Title's we have, shall we?

As we are Middle Aged, we might get 1 title.

>1d100

Rolled 97

>>28820513

Rolled 62

>>28820554

>>28820559
>>28820563

Well, as we have two rolls, I'll let you guys decide what's what.

>97. None: The Inquisitor’s only title is that, which should be scary enough!

>62. Miscellaneous: This could be pretty much anything, as in nick-names or popular names granted by compatriots or enemies, and so are usually informalities left out of official documentation. Examples include ‘Psykerbane’, ‘Lucky’, ‘Warhound’, ‘Thrice-Blessed’ or names ending in ‘the ……’ (such as ‘the Invincible’, ‘the Pure’, ‘the Cursed’, etc).

Well then. Betittled as we are, let us find out what our Philosophy is. How do we see the universe and Chaos?

Rolled 16

>>28820582

Rolled 77

>>28820582
No titles for us.

>>28820590
Agreed

>>28820587

Oh dear, look at that. Humanity Fuck Yea is us.
For our [unnamed] Inquisitor is:

>Radical Puritan: The most hard-line of Inquisitors, their faith in the Emperor is unshakeable. Monodominants dominate this category, with their hatred of anything not born pure human, pouring derision and hatred upon psykers, mutants and abhumans in equal measure to aliens and warp creatures.

Anything not pure is evil. Ofcourse.

Because we are so strict and pure, let us roll multiple times on the next table. Methodology.

>3x 1d100 (I'll take the first roll of the first 3 posts)

>>28820582
He shall be known as "Da Inquisitah"

at least by orks...

Rolled 12

>>28820618

Rolled 58

>>28820618

Rolled 25, 47, 47 = 119

>>28820618

Rolled 86

>>28820618
He's hunting down Slagheap McBolts for looting his stuff.

Rolled 5

>>28820618

>>28820628

He shall be known as "Da frowny humie wit da flash hat". Because whenever he confronts the Orks, his face is contorted in a grimace of hate. And he wears a bitchin' hat.

Very well, let us see how well we did.
>>28820633
>Semper Iadem (Always the same): Most likely an Amalathian, it is understood that the status quo should be maintained, or that it is far too difficult to change.

>>28820639
>Arte Et Marte (By skill and by fighting): ‘The more you bleed in training, the less you’ll have to bleed in battle,’ seems an ideal motto for the more martially-inclined.

>>28820643
>Facta Non Verba (Deeds not words): Thinking can be a virtue, but then again it wastes valuable heretic-purging time.

An interesting set we have gatherered.

Shall we find out if we are complete hypocrits? It's time to see if we are the psyker.

>1d100

Rolled 13

>>28820669
We psyker now

Rolled 90

>>28820669

Rolled 28

>>28820669

Rolled 94

>>28820678
Or not.........

Hey Mark, you got the Ork table finished then?

BUENO.

So anyway, this Inquisitor being rolled up...

>>28820678

Well, the dice have spoken. Apperantly we were right all along, all those psyker scum must burn!

>None: No psionic ability exhibited.

Now, let's see how Quirky we are, shall we? Are we adorably scatterbrained or full blown heretics?!

>2x 1d00 (I will take the first 2 rolls).

Rolled 37

>>28820707

Rolled 85

>>28820707

Rolled 31

>>28820678

Rolled 86

>>28820707

It seems we are going in the right direction for a Puritan..

>>28820716
>Spartan: Austerity is ever this Inquisitor’s watchword, and the sins of the material world must be guarded against lest heresy spring from their sweet embrace!

>>28820717
Favourite weapon: There is a named weapon the Inquisitor considers it unlucky to enter battle without.

Now, as we are completely trustworthy and not at all heretical, we shall have lots of trust and Resources at our hands.

>4x 1d100. (First four are chosen).

Rolled 79

>>28820736

Rolled 52, 16 = 68

>>28820707
Rollan

Rolled 35

>>28820736

Rolled 87

>>28820736
We are the type that likes to get in the thick of the fighting apparently

Rolled 21

>>28820736

>>28820752
darn just missed it, a personal army would've done wonders against orks.

Alright then. We are almost done guys. Only 2 more table's after this one.

>>28820738
>Huge archives: A library of all manner of information is maintained by the Inquisitor, ranging on texts from all manner of fields of study.

>>28820739
Archivists: The Inquisitor has a retinue of lexmechanics, archivists and savants to sift through data and bring their considerable knowledge to use.

>>28820748
Unarmed spaceship: Roll on the ‘Unarmed spaceship’ table.

>>28820750
Hidden base: Roll on the ‘Hidden base’ table.

Apperantly we are very resorucefull indeed. And as I said, only 2 more tables.

Let's first do the Unarmed Spaceship.

>1d100

Rolled 95

>>28820772

Rolled 37

>>28820772
for the ship

Rolled 27

>>28820772

Rolled 84

>>28820772

>>28820776
Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear.

How did we come by this I wonder? Well, no matter. It's ours now. Time to root out Xenos!

>Exotic: Alien (exploration or transport vessel?), Mechanicus exploration vessel, Naval/Inquisitorial Reconnaissance (possibly with psychic wardings), Ministorum Cathedral ship, etc.

Well, let's root out Xenos after finding out where we like to kick back once in a while.

The Hidden Base.

>1d100

Rolled 67

>>28820796

Rolled 61

>>28820796

>>28820800
And there we have it. We are done finding out information about our Inquisitor. All we need now from you is his name?

Who are we dealing with? Inquisitor Who?!


(Hidden Base)
>Space Hulk: In the dark places of the hulk, who knows what may lurk…

>>28820815
it was Da Inquisitah ya daft git!

Does anyone want to summarise what's happened so far?

>>28820815
I dunno what to make of it. It seems like we've rolled up some kind of fanatical Indiana Jones, between the martial methodologies and effectively having a personal university on hand.

>>28820815
Inquisitor Karstonius
His unique weapon is a simply designed, human sized, power spear.

In Summary:

Gender: Male.
Age: Middle Aged (55-90)
Ordo: Ordo Xenos
Title: None. We are Inquisitor. That is enough.
Philosophy: Radical Puritan.
Methodology: -Semper Iadem (Always the same)
-Semper Iadem (Always the same)
-Facta Non Verba (Deeds not words)
Psyker Ability: None.
Quirks: -Spartan
-Favourite weapon
Resources: -Huge Archives
-Archivists
-Unarmed Spaceship: Exotic
-Hidden base: Space Hulk

>>28820872
As he's Ordo Xenos, is he the enemy of Big Mek Slagheap?

In BETTER summary:

>Gender:
Male.

>Age:
Middle Aged (55-90).

>Ordo:
Ordo Xenos.

>Title:
None. We are Inquisitor. That is enough.

>Philosophy:
Radical Puritan.

>Methodology:
-Semper Iadem (Always the same)
-Arte Et Marte (By skill and by fighting)
-Facta Non Verba (Deeds not words)

>Psyker Ability:
None.

>Quirks:
-Spartan
-Favourite weapon

>Resources:
-Huge Archives
-Archivists
-Unarmed Spaceship: Exotic
-Hidden base: Space Hulk

>>28820893
Yes

>>28820893
Obviously.

They have wacky adventures together.

The Mek does random Orky stuff.

The Inquisitor tries to research his antics, try to find his strategy. There must be something that's planned out.

Always frustratingly one step behind.

>>28820919
So mek is lupin and it's inquisitor Zenigata?

>>28820974
Sure?

Rolled 63

>>28820669
>Always the same
>By skill and by fighting
>Deeds not words
So... Burn everything?

Rolled 13

>>28820796
>How did we come by this I wonder?
>Inquisitorial Reconnaissance
DUH. We're an inquisitor who goes around looking for xenos and then purges them.

>>28821040
Run in, shoot everybody, let the archivists compile the data then burn it all.
Record results in the archive, board ship, find more xenos, repeat.
Livin the dream.

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>>28821688

>>28821688
Wow, never expected it

>>28821688
I like it.

>>28820290
Maybe it's just the OP picture, but this makes me think of Mad Mek.

>>28820524
>1-99 Boy
>100 You iz muckin about
I laughed

>>28820524
>cool lets give this a go
>end up with a bouffant haired runty painboy weilding a twin-linked shokk attack gun
>im ok with this

Rolled 2

>>28820524

gender - boy
gork
goffs
mega-uge
warboss
powerful stench
unstoppable force
can't make it work
uge flail
wartruck
megafone
erd o' squigpipes


oh god, those last two...

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>>28819694

OP's back bitches. Lets roll up another Ork. Perhaps a friend or rival to Big Mek McBolts?

Roll 2d100 to get things rolling with which God we prefer and our clan.

>>28820524 has the generator image

Rolled 61, 58 = 119

>>28825175
Mork

>>28825197

Aye, a Morkite of the Evil Sunz. Thats a +10 bonus to future Gear rolls.

1d100 for size!

Rolled 67

>>28825232
'Uge!

>>28825257

'Uge orkz iz betta than smaller, runtier orkz!

1d100 for speciality

Rolled 42

>>28825270
We'ze gonna be a Stormboy!

Rolled 94

>>28825270

>>28825306

Fraid not. With the +20 from being 'Uge we get 62, Kommando. Dedd sneaky.

Lets have 1d100 for brutal Quirkz

Rolled 13

>>28825338

>>28825358

Kromium Noggin - Following head trauma a large metal plate has been grafted onto the ork’z head. While sturdy, it does get very hot in the summer, slowly cooking his brain.

now 3d100 for Kunning Quirkz. Dedd sneaky dis one.

>>28825338
Where do you get these bonuses from, btw?

>>28825407

The generator is in this image here:
>>28820524

Original content, do not steal. (But do save a copy for Orky fun in the future)

Rolled 29, 81, 99 = 209

>>28825397
Voice of Mork, come on!

>>28825407
see
>>28820524

>>28825445

Get Da Beerz In - This ork likes his strong drink. “CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! CHUG!”

Paranoia - “Just koz I’z paranoid don’t mean they ain’t all out ta get me”

The Gorgutz Manoeuvre - This ork has mastered the ultimate self preservation technique. Even when heavily outnumbered and surrounded, he can escape to safety by walking away very slowly. “I’z outta here”

Well he's got nothing to be paranoid about if he can just slowly amble away from life threatening situations. Good skills for a Kommando. If only he weren't drunk all the time.

1d100 for Dakka!

>>28825437
Yeah, but I mean stuff like "plus 20 from being 'Uge." Is there a table for that?

Rolled 82

>>28825488

Rolled 82

>>28825488
I think you mean Loadsa Teef instead of Paranoia. >>28825445

>>28825517

Supa Stikkbomz - These improved stikkbomz are the result of thousands of hours of orky innovation. Basically just a lot of smaller stikkbomz taped together

Only the most lethal and experimental weaponz for the Kommando.

>>28825548
Not instead of Paranoia, instead of Get Da Beerz in. Thats why he's paranoid, gitz is always after his teef.

1d100 +10 for Gear
1d100 for Gubbinz
1d100 for Petz

Rolled 30, 74, 13 = 117

>>28825603

Rolled 75

>>28825603

>>28825654

> Kill-Copta

Fuck yes.

Extra Spikez - This boy’z clothing and gear is festooned with pointy gubbinz.


Squigeon - Not very ‘ard but this flying squig is useful for carrying messages.

Maybe the squigeon is his spotter?

rolling up my own
Boy
gork
bad moons
mega uge
warboss
berzork
paranoia (great combo)
skorcha + chain choppa
attack ship
brootal chainz + loudener
apprentice

Waaagh skizo fails, since the boss tends to just kill everyone due to paranoid berzerker rages.

>>28825689

Gender: Boy
God: Mork
Clan: Evil Sunz
Size: 'Uge
Speshulty: Kommando
Brutal Quirk: Kromium Noggin
Kunning Quirkz: Loadsa Teef, Paranoia, The Gorgutz Manoeuvre
Weapon: Supa Stikkbomz
Gear: Kill-Kopta
Gubbinz: Extra Spikes
Pet: Squigeon

He just needs a name and an MO. Seems like he just flies around in a Kill Kopta looking flash and brutal and drops stikkbomz on gitz dedd sneaky like.

Rolled 6

>>28825603

>>28820524

ender: Male

Religion: Gork - Cunningly Brutal

Clan: Other/Unaffiliated

Size: Big - +10 to Speshulty roll

Speshulty: Stormboy. +2 rolls on Brutal Quirks

Brutal Quirks: Extra Bitz, The Unstoppable Force, Powerful Stench

Kunning Quirks: Extra Krazy

Dakka: Slugga, Choppa, 'Uge Pokkit Rokkit Launcha

Gear: Sparky Power Field

Gubbinz: Jar of Waaagh!

Petz: Squigeon.

I'm confused by the huge mini-launcher more than anything else.

>>28825921

> I'm confused by the huge mini-launcher more than anything else.

Well he IS extra-krazy. Though it might have been a pokkit launcha for a mega-'uge warboss that fell into his hands.

Rolled 20, 51, 66, 65 = 202

>>28825972
Very true.

I feel like rolling up another.

>>28826048

Here's hoping for something stupid!

Rolled 60, 19, 22 = 101

>>28826048

Gork again--all of that cunning brutality.

Evil Suns! +10 to gear rolls.

'Uge! Goddamn. +20 to Speshulty roll.

And...

Kaptin. Oh boy, here goes the fun. +20 to all subsequent rolls. Hang on to your butts.

Quirkz and Dakka now.

Rolled 71, 68 = 139

>>28826081

Martial Arts! Seems the good Kaptin is a master of the ancient and deadly "Zeerow--Gee Flailin'" style.

Kult of Speed--this ork was made for flailing quickly, that's for sure.

And... A twin-linked weapon! Goddamn. Let's see what his fancy weapon is.

>>28826066
As always.

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>>28826081
> Hang on to your butts.

I'z hangin on tight boss!

Rolled 3

>>28826141
>>28826134

Oh boy, this'll be good.

Looks like our Kaptin got himself a TWIN-LINKED DEFFGUN. We're approaching maximum tomfoolery here.

Rolling to see how many gubbinz his TWIN-LINKED DEFFGUN gets.

Rolled 46, 16, 61, 10, 78 = 211

>>28826172
The Kaptin's possession of all of this dakka is causing a galaxy-wide dakka shortage. His firepower mercantilism is wreaking havoc on the orkish economy.

Rolling to see what bullshit this thing has, and don't forget the +30 to each roll we get, people.

>>28826172

YESSSSS!!!

My dream is for someone to randomly roll a 'Uge Twin-Linked Big Mek Special that has 8 seperate guns combined into one.

Rolled 66

>>28826224
Not today, anon, but not far off.

Looks like the Kaptin has a twin-linked Deffgun with Power Klaw, Rokkit Launcha, Pokkit Rokkit Launcha, Chain Choppa, and... Deffgun. No, that won't do at all. Rerolling to see what the last one is.

Rolled 27, 16, 24 = 67

>>28826279
A Zzzap Gun!

So, to recap, the Kaptin has somehow bolted two Deffguns together. Each Deffgun has a Power Klaw, Rokkit Launcha, Pokkit Rokkit Launcha, Chain Choppa, and Zzzap Gun.

Emperor preserve us. Rolling for Gear, Gubbinz, and Petz.

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>>28826337

>>28826337
'Eavy Armor--not only is he a master of the ancient and deadly arts of flailing wildly, and carrying enough firepower to destroy an entire guard regiment, but he's also clad in plates he ripped from the hull of his ship.

Atmosh-feer? Wutz dat?

He also has... Blue paint! His blood must be blue paint for all the goddamn luck he has.

And lastly, he has an attack squig. Surprisingly normal for someone so insane.

To recap:

Worshipper of Gork,
Member of the Evil Sunz,
'Uge,
Kaptin of his own ship,
Master of ancient an' deadly martial arts,
Member of the Kult of Speed,
Proud owner of a Twin-Linked Power Klaw/Rokkit Launcha/Pokkit Rokkit Launcha/Chain Choppa/Zzzap Gun monstrosity,
Covered in bulkhead ripped from his own ship,
Owner of what may be all the blue paint in the universe,
And proud owner of an attack squig.

Now, /tg/, what the fuck is this guy's name? First roll above fifty gets it.

Rolled 61

>>28826454

Kommodore Flash

Rolled 42

>>28826454
Kaptin Brokk Karraway

>>28826525
Kommodore Flash it is. Holy shit I love this chart.

>>28826550

My next project will most likely be a dedicated generator for Orky vehicles.

Have you always wanted a void-capable plane with a catapult on the back and a ball and chain hanging off one of the wings?

If I'm successful, your dream will come true.

>>28826607
After that, why don't you make a table for Autarchs or Archons?

>>28826635

I considered Autarch, though it would be a little more limited than previous tables.

One definitely in the pipeline is a Rogue Trader table. Hadn't considered Archon/Dark Eldar, I'll think about it.

>>28820524
>rolled this 67 - 34 - 3 - 50 - 19 - 57 - 46 - 62 - 42 - 75 - 55 on a dice generator
>result is so consistent that I'm writing the character down and finishing him properly

>>28826525
Could Kommodore Flash beat Smashfucker!?

>>28827246

Yes every time. He just points his twin linked fuck-gun at whatever he wants to die and quickly walks forward.

>>28827284

I was going to say slowly walks forward, but Kult of Speed.

>>28826692
Then why don't you just try a craftworld Eldar table?

>>28826279
>Looks like the Kaptin has a twin-linked Deffgun with Power Klaw, Rokkit Launcha, Pokkit Rokkit Launcha, Chain Choppa, and... Deffgun. No, that won't do at all. Rerolling to see what the last one is.
Personally, I'd say, fuck rerolls, we have QUADDEFFGUN.

>>28820524
Leets do this!

Rolled 91, 33, 49, 5, 78 = 256

>>28832221
Fuck

Rolled 60, 56, 29, 94, 65 = 304

>>28832235
Gender: Boy.
Follows cunningly brutal Gork.
Member of the Deathskulls Clan
Size.. 5... We got a scrawny kiddo here. -30 spec.
Who iz still a flash git. Good ferhim.

Rolled 18, 29, 12, 39, 30 = 128

>>28832287
Brutal quirk: Big Gob. Hilarious.
Cunning quirk: tacticool. He dam better be, wit his size.
And for his snazzgun he gots:
Stikkbomz.
Zzzzap gun.
And it's 'uge.

Rolled 49, 22, 54, 73, 45 = 243

>>28832334
His other gun is a blunderbuss.
He's riding a warbuggy.
He's got a toof necklace and blue paint.
And his pet is a face-eater squig. It can be hard to tell them apart when our boy opens his mouth up.

>>28820524

This HAS to be sent to the Eternal Crusade developers. It's so utterly perfect for Ork character creation and customization.

>Looted Building - This influential ork has stolen an entire building and takes it with him everywhere, either on wheels or by some more exotic method

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W...Wait this actually became a real thing?

I remember months(?) ago one of the Chapter Generator threads split off into an Ork Generator after we threw about ideas for Marines who looted Ork stuff but then thought, hey maybe they are actually just Orks in stolen Marine armour pretending to be Marines.

Rolled 66

>>28826692
>>28826692
I would literally beg you for an archon generator.

Rolled 53, 66, 95, 13, 59 = 286

>>28820524
Rolling shit up with random.org so as not to muck up with many posts.

We follow GORK!
Our clan is de GOFFS, so we be extra brutal.
Size: 97 - MEGA "UGE! Fuck yea!
Speshulty: 13+30= FLASH GIT! We gotz a huge gun.
Now, our brutal quirkz:
12: EXTRA BITS to hold our dakka better.
91: FEERSUM REPUTASHN - with that fuk'n size, no wonder.
And our cunning quirk:
57: CYBORK BRAIN - our hueg skull had lotta free space in it and we din like it empty.

Now, our Snazzgun!
First, it gots da BIG FLAIL
Next, a good SKORCHA
And finally a ROKKIT LAUNCHA
Neato combo I say.

Our other gun is a KOMBI WEAPON
It gots a BURNA and a ZZZAP GUN

Together, we do DOUBLE BURNINATING and rokketing if sum are too far/flailing if some are up close.

For our gear we rider our own personal ATTACK SHIP.

Our gubbinz are a LOOT SACK and a buncha sparklies wired to our cybrain and we rider a WYRDSQUIG.
Some umies tell that we look like sum deir santa claus crossed with de ristmas tree and burning. Lotta burning.

>>28820524
boy
mork
blood axes
mega-huge
storm-boy
Brutal quirks: wrong bitz, berzork, fast growing teef
Kunning quirks: kult of speed, tacticool genius
Dakka: kombi-weapon:
bangstick
('uge weapon botch job:
bangstick
'uge scorcha
scorcha
zzap gun)

Looted tank
Iron gob
brootal chainz
squigeon


That's some unusual weapon here.

Bump.

Rolled 18

>>28835164
Alright, let's do this again if we have any people. Imma roll for gender, you lot give me a 1d100!

Do we like Gork, or Mork?

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Rolled 75

>>28835222

Rolled 60

>>28835271
Mork is da orkiest!

Gimme another 1d100!
What clan are we?

Rolled 45

>>28835293

>>28835311
Deathskulls - notorious theives and lootas, we get to roll twice on the gear and gubbinz tables.

Gimme a roll for our size!

Rolled 79

>>28835339

>>28835377
'Uge!
We tower over even nobs, and gain +20 to our speshulty roll.

Which is what you need to roll now, go!

>>28820175
>49: Rokkit Launcha
>106: Deffgun. Unfortunately this is another kind of combi-weapon (a better one. So we have to reroll. I'll use the 41 from the next poster.
>71: Mega-Blasta - A powerful and unwieldy energy weapon that can punch clean through vehicle armour.


WEZ IS FERAL TIMELORDS USE LAWS OV TIMEYWIMEY

Rolled 45

>>28835407

>>28835450
We'z be a kommando! Dead sneaky boyz who have mastered the subtle arts of orky stealth and guerilla warfare. We get an extra two rolls on the Kunning quirkz table.

For now though, 1d100 on brutal quirkz.

Rolled 16

>>28835474

>>28835482
Kromium Noggin - Following head trauma, a large metal plate has been grafted onto the ork'z head. While sturdy, it does get very hot in the summer, slowly cooking his brain.

Well, we may be crafty, but we're a little shut down in the heat.

Speaking of crafty, give me 3d100 for your Kunning Quirkz!

Rolled 100, 31, 100 = 231

>>28835509

>>28835514
>100, 100

I fink I broke somfing, boss!

>>28835514
Holy crap, gimme a re-roll for one of those 100's, though let's give you a +30 to that because... wow.

Otherwise:

Loadsa teef - through cunning investment or unsubtle robbery, this ork has a lot of cash to splash.

The Gorgutz Manoeuvre - This ork has mastered the ultimate self-preservation technique: Even when heavily outnumbered and surrounded, he can escape to safety by walking away very slowly. "I'z outta here"

Rolled 73

>>28835543

'Ere we go again!

>>28835553
Okay, 103. Rounding down to whatever is directly below the highest option.

"Are you dere Mork? Itz me, Gork" - likely as a result of severe head trauma, this Ork is guided by the brutally cunning voice of Mork


Huh, fitting.

>>28835572
Oh, and gimme a roll for dakka!

Rolled 94

>>28835581

DAKKA DAKKA DAKKA

>>28835589
Zzap gun.

Welp. Gimme a 2d100 for our gear!

Rolled 16, 19 = 35

>>28835618

>>28835647
Fighting Juice - brewed up by the mad docs, this concoction makes boyz 'arder.

Rokkit Pak - a crude orky jetpack.

So drugs, and a jetpack, with a zzap gun, on a kommando.


Awesome.

Gimme 2d100 for our gubbinz!

Rolled 75, 16 = 91

>>28835663

We jet in, and take hits until we can deploy our brutally kunnin' murda beam.

>>28835694
Bouffant hair squig - a particularly lustrous and flash head of hair.

Extra spikez - This boy'z clothing and gear is festooned with pointy gubbinz.

Good god, I think we're from an 80's glam rock band!

Gimme 1d100 for petz.

LOOTLORD LOYER
Gender: Boy
Religion: Mork - Brutally Kunnin
Clan: Death Skullz
Size: Mega 'Uge
Speshulty: Warboss!
Brutal Quirkz: Big Gob
Kunnin Quirkz: Gorgutz Maneuver
Dakka: Uneek Deffgun - Double Uge Skorcha w/ underslung Zzap Gun
Gear: Looted Tank & ROK!
Gubbinz: Invisible Paint & Looted Building
Pet: Squiggoth (To carry the building)

This motherfucker right here. I can't help but think that he Gorgutz Manuevered by LOOTING A PLANET as his getaway vehicle.

Rolled 1

>>28835718

Rolled 79

>>28835718

hoping for horde

>>28835856
>>28835860
I can't even tell which one of those is mine..

>>28835856
best pet

>>28835856
pet rock - includes leash and adopshun certifikate

Awww.


So guys, that was the last roll, what shall we call him?

>>28835892
>Pet Rock is, in fact, the size of a good-sized Big Mek and has been trained to kill.

Get 'em, Rocky!
>Swings Pet Rock at anything in 'is way.