YES!

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Deito, deito, deito, deito!

>>28734812
>You just wonder if there's anything more to it than just that.
Don't. Don't question it.

Just enjoy it for as long as you can before everything inevitably becomes horrible again.

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>>28734812

Now she's here, sitting in front of you, her normally slightly-mussed hair now teased into a long, luxurious stream of green flowing down her back. Dressed in a black dress that's as flattering as it is almost scandalous. And she's actually wearing tasteful makeup, instead of just the slightly darkened rings around her eyes from a chronic lack of sleep and the frequent blush of embarrassment on her cheeks.

Even for someone like you, whose very idea of beauty is based off your benevolent blonde goddess of promised victory, a plate of freshly-made pancakes in her soft, warm hands - you couldn't deny that Hanegawa Midori, right now, looked nearly as beautiful as Tomoe Mami always did.

And with the sly, almost mischievous smile curling her soft lips, her eyes hooded in a sidelong glance--

You make to learn forward across the table.

"S-sempai...?" Midori blinks at you, her cheeks reddening. Her smile disappearing, replaced with wide-eyed, speechless anticipation.

You're going to kiss her.

A look like that, it's...you can't resist it.

But just as you do so - it's here that a memory rises from your mind, unbidden, flashing across your vision for the barest second before fading.

A snippet of a dream from days ago, shared with a Magical Girl. One with brown, pigtailed hair and sleepy copper eyes.

A promise made by you, sealed with a kiss of your own, one that she returned just as she said goodbye.

A promise to get it right this time.

. . .

What do you do?

[]Kiss Midori as you intended.
[]Kiss Midori on the forehead. Not...not before you figure everything out.
[]Other.

>>28734849
Do it

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.
If this is doing it wrong, I'm not sure we want to do it right anymore.

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>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.

Can't back down now

>>28734849
[x]Kiss Midori on the forehead. Not...not before you figure everything out.

HA HA TIME FOR REGRETS!

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.
If you intended to do it in the first place, do it.

Threadly reminder that the updated Ebook can be found at http://pastebin.com/kbGzcbDb
link to the Fanart gallery: http://wiki.magicalgirlnoir.com/index.php/Fanart

>>28734849
[X] Kiss Midori as you intended.... Everywhere
Screw the fact that kyouko and kumatora are watching

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>NECO @MGsAreReal 1m
>Come on come on stick it in her pooper don't really do it nya but come on fuck already!!
neco 2lewd4me

>>28734849
>[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.
Bold Chiaki is the best.

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>>28734887
Chiaki needs something nice to happen for once, and we already know pinky wont interfear

>>28734849
[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.
Sorry Wendy, but really, that promise kind of went to shit when you had to break up. Plus you're currently kind of insane.

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.

We *might* live to regret this, but we would certainly regret NOT doing this.

>>28734849
[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.

>>28734849
>[x]Kiss Midori on the forehead. Not...not before you figure everything out.
This requires thinking.

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.

I feel bad for Wendy and we will have regrets no matter.

>>28734849
>[x] Just kiss her, dammit.
No tongue.
Not yet.

>>28734849
>[x]Kiss as intended - on the lips, gently. No tongue.

Don't want to deny feelings for Midori.

Don't want to backstab Wendy.

Want to get this right.

Seems like best compromise. Love, but no lust. Not on first date.

>>28734849
>[x] Kiss Midori as you intended.

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.
Fuck Wendy.

literally, ideally at the same time as Midorin

>>28734849

>[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.

Watermelon

>>28734937
>watermelon
So Midori is green, Wendy is red, Faust is black (for seeds)?

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.
captcha: dnderson green
So we should...play DnD with Midori...?

>>28734849
I like Wendy but dragging our feet even more would be ridiculous. Let's be frank, current Wendy isn't romance material at all, and while the amnesia is unfortunate, it still lead to a break-up.

>>28734849
>[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.
Better to regret what we did do than regret what we didn't

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ITT: ABSOLUTELY NO NEGATIVE CONSEQUENCES

>>28734924
>I feel bad for Wendy
We will do everything we can for Wendy.

How much that is remains to be seen.

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>>28734849

[x] Kiss the girl

I believe the question Chiaki ought to ask herself now is not "who do I like most" but "how do I get both."

Choosing is for the weak and powerless, really.

>>28734849
[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.
No stops on the love train

>>28734949

Pinky = red
Midori = green
Wendy = black seeds

>>28734954
Also, Wendy Kinda sacrifices innocent girls on altars in blood sacrifice to a hateful demonic god.
It's kinda the sort of thing Current Chiaki seems to disapprove of.

>>28734964
>both
>not all three
anon pls

>>28734958
>Chiaki: Butts. Butts everywhere

>>28734849
[x]Kiss Midori as you intended.
I see no conflict between this and our promise to Wendy. Or our 'past' with Pinky, for that matter.
Watermelon tiiiiime....

>>28734849
>[X]Kiss Midori as you intended.

KISAAH

U FULL

>>28734958
Wendy is too crazy for kisses now, and as far as I can tell the worst that can happen is Midori gets so blushy she passes out.

>>28734970
Chiaki doesn't know that.

All we have are vague and fuzzy memories of a different Wendy who was very nearly as fucked up in the head as we used to be.

>>28734958
As long as you don't rattle our MC out to Wendy, it should be fine.

Fucking cat.

>>28734970
What I want to know is, what do they do with the Soul Gem?

Is it Meguca sacrifice or just really kinky (and expensive, considering how costly it is to replace Meguca bodies) torture/bloodplay?

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Time to commemorate smooching and a new thread with art this is completely unrelated to what's happening right now!

>>28734970
...wait, what?

Which thread/writeup was that in?

Seriously asking here, my memory is kind of shitty

>>28734849
>Thank her for the date
>Smile and give her a chaste kiss
>"I love you but I don't put out on the first date."

>>28734989
Wasn't it a normal girl they killed?

>>28734971
One step at a time, anon.

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>>28734849

>>28734983
CAN'T HEAR YOU UPLOADING NOW

>>28734958
HA HA HA

THE JOKE IS THAT THEY BOTH USE KNIVES AS THEIR WEAPON OF CHOICE

>>28734849
[X] kiss midori as intended.

Any other choice will lead to even more regret.
Captcha
are ionalhot
Yes captcha exactly

So are we going to try and kiss her over the table, fuck up, and faceplant into her spaghetti?

>>28734958
>Not including Best Girl.
Silly cat! (Srsly tho, you're on the right track.)

>>28734998
y u hate ur kneecaps stupid cat

>>28734998
now that filenames just b8. does NECO like fish much?

>>28734994
>"I don't put out on the first date"
"...well, I guess maybe I might if I get caught up in the moment, but not in a place where Sayaka and Kyoko left stains everywhere the last time they were here."

>>28734992
Also in the art pile of absolutely unrelated things to the current events, have the two best child scientists discussing science. Have mercy for totally not having Tiny Pete to scale, but teatime man.

>>28735016
Did we promise Kyoko we wouldn't shoot anyone, or just not kill them?

>>28735022
So are they discussing a cloaking device, or...?

>>28734890
....Neco is a /b/tard.

Everything makes sense now.

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>>28735022
(I should probably add it in the post, silly me.)

>>28735009
>best girl
A NECO selfie?

Wow, this went a lot more cordially than I thought.

>>28735027
I believe that blunt trauma wasn't covered by any of those.

>>28735039
YES. YES.

Nano is my waifu, so if this happens, it would be amazing.

>>28735039

This is fantastic, anon.

>>28735039
Yes, this is good.

>>28735047
Until our shield starts clicking after the kiss.

>>28735027
Was also promised Sallaka not to hurt NECO.
We'll see how long that holds us back.

>>28734992
>>28735039
Noice. New artfag or did you do other pieces before?

>>28735039
Hmm? Where's the knife they used to cut the ca-
Oh, Tiny Pete, such a helpful robot...

>>28735061
There's a reason we're in real clothes instead of our MG uniform right now.

Well, several actually, but that's one of them.

>>28735082
Pinky will just summon the shield onto our arm.

>>28735069

There's another piece by them in the art gallery. Since I don't have a name for them, it's classified under Unknown.

>>28735069
I done some pieces on Marar a few threads back! So kinda!

>>28735082
Watch as Pinky forces a timestop anyway, just because she can.
And before the cat arrives, so we won't have an opportunity to "save" Neco from having her soul eaten.

>>28735089
Can she do that when we're not in uniform?

So, we aren't sharing a bed with Midori.
When should we start?

>Chiaki makes her move on Midorin
>everyone speechless
>Kyoko hiding behind her DJ set, astonished
>Kuma fainted
>Pinky can't decide between rage and arousal
>NECO falls down a tree yelling "SCOOOORE"

All in all, a good first date.

>>28735107
What a shame.

>>28735099
You're doing go...I mean pinky's work anon

>>28735119
>Pinky can't decide between rage and arousal
Angry masturbation?

>>28735114
3rd date at the very earliest.

>>28735109
There's no *good* answer to this question.

All we can say for sure is that she hasn't... so far. But then we're almost never out of uniform.

>>28735119
>>NECO falls down a tree yelling "SCOOOORE"
lost it

>>28735126
I think that's being needlessly coy considering the fact that we've licked her soul.

>>28735125
Masturhatetion.

>>28735141
That was entirely unintentional. Or rather, the consequences were...

>>28735141
We should do that again some time.
Not yet, though.

>>28735145
YESSSS.
>marriage
N-no, captcha, it's too soon for that!

>>28735150
She's also watched a Goddess reassemble ours.

And our meeting was hardly conventional, either.

I think we're a bit beyond "sensible" dating rules at this point.

>>28734993
Super belatedly, http://pastebin.com/q88md2KW or thread 141

>>28735162
We said she'd make a great housewife, she said it's be fine if it was us, and now we're kissing her.
Obviously we're getting married

>>28735125

"S-Stupid fake Homura-chan uhn~ How D-dare you betraaay~ me like this."

>>28734989
There was no indication that it was a magical girl.

>>28735107
Pinky said she would play fair

>>28735195
Her definition of "play fair" may vary from how we understand it.

>>28735125
I cannot see that ending well with clawed hands.
>>28735195
What Pinky thinks is fair and what we think is fair is not the same thing.

>>28735119
>NECO falls down a tree yelling "SCOOOORE"

>Panic mode engaged
>Throw a fork at neco
>Dive over and flip table for cover
>"KYOKO, KILL!"

>>28735195
And we're believing her?

>>28735212
Why would Pinky lie to us?

>>28735207
>>28735207
I think she is actually legit with Green, however i fully expect her to surpise us durring the next mission

>>28735212
No, but we're gonna call her on her bullshit if she reneges anyway.

>>28735170
Step it up cat. Pretty sure this has been posted before.

>>28735214
Yes we are, but we're acknowledging pinky will be creative when it comes to truth.
So no, not at all.

>>28735221
Read the post she's replying to.

>>28735217
To be honest, I think she's probably wants Midori almost as badly as Chiaki does.'

Everyone approves of the green green.

If our friends didn't, they'd have put Sayaka on guard duty instead of Kyoko.

>>28735194
>>28734995
welp

there she goes, flying over the line in a fucking supersonic blackbird

>>28735210
>I cannot see that ending well with clawed hands.
I'm sure Kharn figured the way to it long time ago. Well, with the exception that it was not her own tinglybox she was working, but the principle of "no injury" stands.

>>28735236
Yes, but she may want to EAT Midorin.

>>28735247
Sounds like she has good taste.

>>28735247
Oh, almost certainly that too.

Pinky is... horrifically inventive.

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>>28735242
It cant be helped.

>>28735242
Was that a...Hellsing reference? Because points to you if it was.

>>28735242
There's no evidence it wasn't a meguca, either.

And I could see either being pretty bad. I, er, don't think they were planning on letting the meguca regenerate - it's likely they were planning a sacrifice to the Blessed Lady. So kill her body, sacrifice the soul gem.

If it's a normal, she dies. If it's a Meguca, soul annihilation.

The line is very thorougly crossed either way.

>>28735288
Rip Van Winkle as magical girl. That might be fun.

Is there an archive of lewdfics anywhere?

>>28735304
And then she gets into a musket duel with Mami.

>>28735242
To be fair, Pinky WAS fucking with her head at the time. And Wendy does seem to be far more vulnerable to such things, even without having had her soul reconstituted by Pinky in the first place.
My feelings toward her about this particular indiscretion fall firmly under 'quite cross with everyone involved' but look at it this way; there's a blood cult worshipping Murderface, with our ex-girlfriend as a high-ranking member. We can TOTALLY turn that into an asset.

>>28735304
>not Zorin
>not Schro
>not girlycard

>>28735170
>reading writeup
>"Golden Land"
>doors opened by bloodshed and sacrifice

Beatrice?

>>28735314
>>28734959
>We will do everything we can for Wendy.

>How much that is remains to be seen.

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>>28735314
>Turning a bloodcult into an asset

>>28735316
I'm just waiting for loli card to show up

> I was thinking about asking do a side story and was going to use Rip, and Fem Griffith

>>28735334
But anon, the Prophet is the heretic here.
If we tell the blood cult to stop killing normals because it pollutes the ritual or some bullshit, and that Pinky's influence over them was a test (which they failed), we can reign them in and point them at shit that we can't send the Officio after.

>>28735314
>there but for the grace of Malal goes Murderface.

>>28735335
>Not making a Hellsing Officio, complete with Warmaster Integra
>And Walter
>Who is completely unchanged, just an incredibly badass old man who can keep up with Meguca
Alucard may or may not hold the record for longest-lived magical girl.

>>28735304
There goes Pinky, fucking the fear turkey.

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>>28735353
No Anon, they're all heretics. They all need to be purged, to the woman.

>>28735334
Except it's not heresy if Pinky approves it.

>>28735359
>french mercenaries continously show up in seemingly unrelated places

>>28735325
I thought of that too, actually.
And Beatrice IS a witch...

>>28735375
Anon, control your purging urges. Among them are very valuable assets that are best purified and used by us. After all, they need to repent or some shit and you can't do that in death.

>>28735389
>they need to repent or some shit and you can't do that in death
That's definately heresy.

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>>28735325
>>28735384
Totally not confirming nor denying whether Wendy writefag is an Uminekofag, nyeh.

>>28735384
I don't think I can handle Umineko in MGNQ.

>>28735389
I'd be all for nonlethaly purging Wendy's assets.

>>28735398
It's heresy only when done by our enemies.

>>28735359
>Alucard's magical girl power is shapeshifting
>She walks around as a guy most of the time
>Nobody's seen her soulgem in fifty years
The worlds most powerful Callidus.

>>28735359
The officio i was thinking up would of been sorta like the Black Temps with multiple Equiarys leading multiple independent groups

Rip, Fem Griffith, Slan, Fem Kars, Media, and a punch girl based of off gene and had an costume based off of Zuriel were all Equiarys i had planned

>>28735422
>Fem Griffith
>Fem Kars
The hell man. Cars from JJBA?

>>28735422
I can't imagine Griffith looking much girlier than he already is.

>>28735439
>implying she's not a tomboy

>>28735422
>Fem Griffith
Griffith is actually a guy, but their Incubator thought he was close enough.

>>28735039
I feel bad because I don't know who the other characters are.

>>28735453
Or their Incubator forgot to wear his glasses that day.

>>28735375
B-but they worship Pinky! How can they be heretics if they worship Best Girl?

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>>28735405
I can see it now.

"Uu-uu! Madoka exi~ists! Uu-uu!"

Hahaha! New Rabbit!

>>28735458
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8xNmUNlJZtE

>Over an hour since Decu's last post.
Is it time to use THAT?

>>28735432
>>28735439
Yep dat Cars, head of science and biology for the officio

I had originating from South America and was picked up by the incubator after she was discovered in a eradicated village with only her and the rest of the pillermen possy alive, she was focused on perfecting a magical girl and extending their life span.

And as for Griffith, standard Griffithesk things

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>>28735375

>>28735480
No.

>>28735480
Yes. It's time to post images of Homu kissing Kyoko.

>>28735480
Speaking of which, how have we gone so long without MG versions of Ranka and Sheryl popping up?

>>28735487
Go back to stage one

>>28735487
Sup, Rumia.
You'd make a pretty bitchin' Callidus.

>>28735496
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs

>>28735483
Please do it. This needs to happen.

>>28735514
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsTe7-F8evs
the fuck did i just watch

>>28735496
I think still waiting on MG versions of the cast of Quick Start!!

>>28735518
Want some more snippets of what i was thinking of doing?

>>28735541
I find it hard to believe you watched it all the way to the end in 3 minutes.
OISHI NYAN

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>>28735473
I can do you one better/worse.

Murderface slights a certain intellectual rapist. The intellectual rapist in question then tries to destroy everything we love with a golden scythe.

Also, Deculture switching from Hahaha! to Ahaha.wav!

We should hook up NECO with Kyo&Saya

>>28735567
was still watching
have finished now
my opinion remains unchanged

Is it usual to consider the summoning ritual about now?
- Or am I just impatient?

>>28735580
The correct waifu, as expected of Dan. Golden scythes are taken though.

Like there wasn't already an Erika expy out there somewhere, just waiting.

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>>28735399

>>28734863 >>28734873 >>28734880 >>28734896

You promised. You promised her that you'd get it right this time. You promised her, the mysterious girl from your dreams that looked like she needed you more than she needed sleep.

But even with that - you couldn't stop yourself.

Maybe you didn't want to stop at all.

You're not sure.

...

The exact moment your lips brushed against Midori's own - her entire body stiffening at the contact - all thought flees from your mind, replaced by a single one: that no one's lips should be this soft, or this warm. But somehow, hers was, turned slightly sweet with what tastes like fruit-flavored lip gloss. ...Melon, oddly enough. But it's not a bad taste. Not by far.

More, though. You want more. You need more.

You lean forward a bit more into the contact - both your hands coming off of the table, to grasp Midori by the shoulders - and it's here that you feel her melt in your grasp. The reluctance that had made her freeze up mere moments ago vanishing as she leans forward as well, letting out a tiny, quiet moan into the kiss you shared. Her own hands come up to rest gently against your own shoulders - whether it was to hold on to you or to push you away, you didn't know.

And for that moment you forgot Pinky. You forgot the Golden Weapons. You forgot the Prophet, Kyuubey, even being the Warmaster of the Ninth Officio. For that one moment everything felt like they were going to be alright, and all it took was you doing something you probably should've done a long time ago.

After a small eternity, it's here that you finally pull away. The world slowly coming back into focus again as you move back to your own seat, feeling the warmth on your own lips still. What you had just done slowly sinking in, your thoughts curiously in time with your rapid, pounding heartbeat.

[1/2]

>>28735594
Anon, something we've been waiting for over 100 threads is about to happen. Extra minute or thirty mean nothing now.

>>28735608
FUUUUUUUUCKING SCOOOOREEEE

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>>28735608
Fucking finally.

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>>28735608

Midori, to her credit, didn't faint or break down like you thought she would. Still, she's considerably stunned, her cheeks a burning red, her eyes still wide with shock as they flutter open, having involuntarily closed during the kiss. Her own breaths quick and rapid, her chest heaving up and down as she tries her best to catch up to it.

Behind her, back at her DJ table, Kyoko is staring at you, one eye completely wide, mouth agape in shock. Kumatora beside her looking towards you with rapt attention, both gloved hands covering her mouth.

"S-sempai..." Midori finally began. "I...I um...you...we just..."

How do you respond?

[]Pass it off as nothing. Continue the conversation from where you left off.
[]"You asked."
[]Other.

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>>28735599
plz neco
I can only shadowrun so hard before I hit critical mass and drown the world in my shadowruns.

Yesssssssss

>>28735622
>[X]"You asked."

>>28735622
>[x]"You asked."

>>28735622
>[x]Pass it off as nothing. Continue the conversation from where you left off.
We cool now. Finally we cool as ice.

>>28735622
Now we can spegetti

Ummm eeehh ii yaa

>>28735608
deathflag_raised.wav
>>28735622
[x]"You asked."

>>28735622
[x] A coy smile will do just fine.
Plus, it means you don't have to spill any delayed spaghetti!

>>28735622
>[x]"You asked."
>[x]Other.
And do it again.

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>>28735622
>those eyes
DANGER
HIGH CONCENTRATIONS OF LEWD DETECTED

>>28735622
[X]"You asked."

>>28735622
[x]"You asked."
[x]Continue the conversation from where you left off.

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>>28735622

[X]"You asked."

Time to assume control.

>>28735622
[X]"You asked."

>>28735622
[X] CHECK TWITTER

>>28735640
>coy smile
>sip water
>choke

>>28735622
>[X]Other.
Some situations don't need words.

This is one of them.

>>28735657
This

>>28735622
>[X]"You asked."

let's finish the food before it gets cold...er.

>>28735622
>[x]"You asked."
And yes we did. And stop calling me sempai. And let's do it again.

>>28735622
[x] Prepare for Midori to be kidnapped

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>>28735622

[x]Voting for this >>28735640

>>28735622
[X] Other.
One finger to our lips....then quietly ask her if she is staying the night here.

>>28735622
[]Other.
Smile, then say, "Yes, we did."

>>28735622
>[X]Other.
Do it again.

Flip off Kyoko and Kumatora behind Midori's back.

>>28735622
>[x]"You asked. It felt right."

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>these NECO tweets

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>>28735653
>NECO @MGsAreReal 3m

>HOLY BALLS YES YES YES

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA--

>NECO @MGsAreReal 3m

>oh myan this is going to be amazing, uploading nowwww

CAAAAAAAT!!!

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>>28735608
>>28735622
>mfw
>every single one of them

>>28735622
>[x]"You asked."

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>>28735608
>The exact moment your lips brushed against Midori's own - her entire body stiffening at the contact - all thought flees from your mind, replaced by a single one: that no one's lips should be this soft, or this warm. But somehow, hers was, turned slightly sweet with what tastes like fruit-flavored lip gloss. ...Melon, oddly enough. But it's not a bad taste. Not by far.
>Melon flavoured lip gloss
SHE KNOWS

>>28735691
FFFFFFFF

>>28735622
>[x]"You asked."

NECCCCOOOOOOOOOO

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>>28735689
>>28735691

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TkBMAHUkibY

Iori and Wendy are going to see this.

>IMMORTAL, IT'S IMMORTAL, THIS SHINING MOMENT OF RABU RABU
>THE FIRST PANTIES FOR THE NEW COLLECTION
that isn't how we work neco!!

>>28735719
>>28735732
Meh, aside from the security implications, we don't give a shit who knows.

But NECO, you need to realise that the only reason you're still alive is because we promised Sayaka we wouldn't kill you. And we don't actually like Blueberry all that much.

>>28735732

Wait, how did you DO that?

>>28735734
Besides, Midori probably isn't wearing any.

>>28735734
>>THE FIRST PANTIES FOR THE NEW COLLECTION
>first
Oh NECO, if only you knew..

>>28735739
>Wendy sees the image
>All hell breaks loose
I'm glad, it'll give us a solid excuse to put the bitch down.

>>28735754
Eh, we'll just demonstrate the courting technique we used on Midori.

>>28735754
Which one, NECO or Wendy?

>>28735752
ONE OUT OF FOUR PANTIES COLLECTED

>>28735762
Yes.

>>28735752
Well, for starters, we still haven't figured out what in the hell to do with the old collection.

>>28735734
>>28735752
>you're next
>because we're stealing them with timestop
>and we're not giving them back until you apologize
>otherwise we're going to keep them and start implying things
>nasty things
>butt things
this is not a good idea, don't do this

>>28735775
Didn't we send it off to Kharn along with her skull throne?

IIRC, we only kept Wendys.

>>28735775

We already sent it to kharn.

>>28735554
Yes. Let my fan-ness inspire you. Also my using words that don't exist.

>>28735763
...who's the fourth?

Mami?

>>28735693
I've been seeing these characters in a lot of hentai manga recently. What are they from?

>>28735784
correct

>>28735784
>>28735786
Oh yeah.

Sorry, it's been a while since I reread the old threads.

>>28735784
We do have a detailed record of times, dates, places, number of times and score out of ten, courtesy of Kumatora's detailed inventory, however.

>>28735798
Wendy, Midori, Pinky, Homucifer?

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>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldown 3m

>Welp, time to start planning out repercussions. ahaha.wav

>favorited by decu

>>28735811
also names

>>28735798
Homura.

We're going to rape her.

>>28735799

Dragon's Crown

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>>28735622
They all know now.

I hope it was worth it.

>>28735763
Once we get all four, we can forge them together and create the Cosmic G-String.

>>28735799
Dragon's Crown

>>28735815
>>28735819
>Not Mami
You people make me sick

>>28735816
>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldown
Sounds like hope sleeps alone, too

Decu, can you either A) keep NECO's bullshit out of the story or B) let us actually deal with her? Because it's obvious that Sayaka's warning didn't take, and I'm getting really sick of her shit going unchecked.

This is how the noir begins.

>>28735832
No, no.

Hope rides alone.

>>28735822
I'm going to make it my person mission to make sure it wasn't. At least for you.

>>28735824
no, we put the 4 in a box made of roses and 24hrs later the whole thing has turned into a watermelon with brown seeds and green & yellow insides

>>28735816

I suddenly feel like sleeping is a bad idea.

>>28735831
>Fucking someone who is essentially your mother

>>28735831
It woudl be like makign out with our mother.

Which is personally a lovely idea, but not really Chiaki's style.

>>28735848
>not fucking someone who is essentially your mother

>>28735839
Dames.

Not even once.

>powers amsadd
Sorry, Wendy.

>>28735842
> VIRTUOUS MISSION BEGINS WITH A VISIT TO MISAKA TO BUY HIGHEST POWERED SNIPER RIFLE.
Maybe some kind of anti-material rifle.

Actually, next time we go costume, check our inventory. We may have one.

>>28735822
It was, cat, thanks for asking. How was your first kiss?

>Hope Dreams Alone @WendyCooldown 8m
>Welp, time to start planning out repercussions. ahaha.wav

... you're not actually going to use out-of-story bullshit that we can't do anything about as justification for in-story drama, are you?

>>28735832
Oooh, burn.
So does despair, and we know who else is getting left out of this lovefest, so there's an obvious solution for you, Wendy...

>>28735822
>I hope it was worth it.

Worth more than your kneecaps, apparently.

>>28735861
A railgun perhaps?

>>28735864
Well, cats have that whole 'don't care how closely related you are' thing going for them....you could ask her brother.

>>28735836
but then we need some in character reason to suspect we are being watched, somthing that does not involve randomly checking twitter when we are suppose to be on a date

>>28735857
>>28735858
If Chiaki can truly be said to have a mother, then surely it's Homura Akemi, who died so that we might live, and whose sins haunt us, in the form of giggling pink insanity, to this day.

>>28735885
FUCK

WE SHOULD HAVE ASKED KYOKO TO KEEP AN EYE ON TWITTER

>>28735892
>Implying Homucifer is dead
huehuehuehue

>>28735875
Anon, we knew Wendy will not like it, we knew Pinky will not like it either. But sometimes you just have to say fuck the consequences and go with what feels right.

>>28735885
I have very little doubt this will be the talk of the officio in short order if she actually uploaded it.

Maybe Sayaka will realize she'd better take her cat by the tail before we take it by the ears and knee it in the face.

>>28735885
I doubt we're going to given something that convenient.
Oh well, next time we check Chirpee, NECO's death warrant is signed and there's not a damn thing Sayaka can say or do to stop us.
NECO was given a warning, and ignored that warning. Now she's going to pay the price.

>>28735885
>not randomly checking twitter when you're supposed to be on a date
>2013
>ISHYGD-no wait actually it probably is a good idea to not randomly check twitter when you're on a date
>not that that stops most people these days
>*sigh*

>>28735875
>out-of-story bullshit
There was a warning right there, did you miss it?
>it's here that a memory rises from your mind, unbidden, flashing across your vision for the barest second before fading.

>>28735875
I seriously fucking hope not, all the writeups are getting dangerously close to interfering with the story and at that point you're going to lose a load of people who don't care for the writeups at all, I don't mind them when they stay away from the story and do their own thing, but when they get involved with story characters and scenarios, I dunno, but I feel like they just get crap, the writing ain't up to standard or the characters feel wrong and different or something and then you have to deal with outside knowledge and they become required reading which just shits things up.

TLDR; writeups are good, but keep them way the fuck away from the story or I'll burn your house down.

Thank you oh so much Neco, for putting a target on Midori's head...

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>>28735816
>ahaha.wav

>captcha : furniture iftopen

>>28735910
That had nothing do with NECO posting on not!Twitter.

>>28735885
as if we'd waste the rest of the evening murdering Neco, anyway.

If we know Mami-senpai at all, this shack of hers is going to have a GLORIOUS bath.

>>28735895
>>Implying Homucifer is dead
>huehuehuehue
I'm not talking about Homulucifer. I'm talking about the "us" from before the barrier incident. That person is dead. Malal basically confirmed it when she described trying to put Kharn back together - she had to put our own pysche back together as well after Mami pulled us out of the barrier, and what she got was Girl A.

>>28735915
We don't have to kneecap the cat if she did that.

It's the perfect opportunity to make the cat work for US, specifically....or else.

>>28735836
>people gettin' legit mad at NECO
Hahaha what?

>>28735913
IIRC, don't the people who do the writeups run things by Decu first to make sure they're not contradicting pre-existing plans?

>>28735937
Actually, turning her into an asset might not be a bad idea. Assuming we can do that.

>>28735950
Yep.

>>28735938

Warranted this time. Sayaka should have warned her but it seems it wasn't ebouhh

>>28735938
Not NECO specifically, but non-story crap being made relevant.
The Wendy writeups are borderline but at least those are done (I assume) with Decu's input.
>>28735950
That doesn't mean they get thrown into the story where we have to actually deal with them.

>>28735959
I think that was the excuse Sayaka used last time.

It's not gonna work twice.

>>28735937
agreed, the cat doesnt need killing, she needs a job. I think she'd be perfect for Team Midori.

>>28735950
>the people who do the writeups run things by Decu first
That is true.
The stuff from the write-ups is canon.

>>28735926
Why shouldn't an NPC that is known to exist operate and continue to do what it is known to do (stalk and gather information on Magical Girls) even when it is not in the protagonist's perception?

>>28735964
we Warmaster now
dealing with stuff involving other officios is kind of our job
or at least our responsibility to delegate to other people

>gettin mad at NECO
>thinking Kyoko or Kumatora won't blab anyway

Calm down, we'll handle consequences as they come.

>>28735913

writeups are canon

Why would Chiaki even care that NECO took a video of her kissing Midori?
Unless Chiaki was planning to never ever do anything like that in public after the kiss, everyone would find out quickly anyway.

>>28735924
Oh no--I mean, oh yess. So what happens if we open the furniture?

>>28735967
>>28735973
QB said to leave it, and Sayaka said it's a stupid and bad idea.
Regardless of whether you think Sayaka is wrong, our boss told us to leave NECO alone.

>>28735986
Realistically?

Partly because it means she can't choose how to break the news to anyone.

Mostly because it means that SHE'S RIGHT THERE
DESPITE THE SECURITY DETAIL
AND NO OTHER CARS OR ANYTHING TAILING US TO THE CABIN
HOW THE FUCK IS SHE GETTING THAT CLOSE WITHOUT ANYONE SPOTTING HER

>>28735975
>The stuff from the write-ups is canon.
Not technically correct.
The melty-corrosive-stuff girl had shit change between her writeup and Sayaka's flashback.
>continue to do what it is known to do
That's fine.
The fact that it's not Decu deciding that the NPC does is not fine.
>>28735986
>>28735981
They wouldn't blab ON THE INTERNET TO FUCKING EVERYONE EVER.

>>28735986
Pretty much this, I'm wondering where all the angry and homicidal stuff is coming from for a dumb teenage reporter in a story where we have bigger problems like people trying to murder us and our loved ones.

And don't even tell me NECO tweets aren't cute.

>>28735996
>QB gives a shit about us not dealing with NECO
>we can't ever seem to spot her
>the name
>implications thereof

Is NECO actually another Incubator?

>>28735984
However, they CAN be ignored without harming the main story thread.

>>28735986
For the same reason she gave a shit about Neco spying during the Ruri mission.

Publishing that information makes life significantly more awkward for all concerned.

Neco should know by now that MGs aren't real. At least, not the image of them that she's peddling.

>>28735973
>>28735959
>>28735967
Except Sayaka obviously hasn't explained to the cat why she should be circumspect about things like this.

This would be an excellent opportunity to explain exactly why she should keep things like this to herself....because someone might decide to start killing people who didn't deserve it. And it's the cat's fault.

midorin is a target....the cat is a target unless it works for us, because as long as it works for us, it's safe. If it doesn't work for us....then it got Midorin killed. And that means we get to give it the Murderface Experience.

Personally.

>>28735998
She followed Midori.

>>28735996

That's just Decu doesn't want his friend's character getting killed.

There is NO benefit to keeping NECO around.

>>28735996
Our boss is a fucking retard, then, because this is very obviously a massive breach of internal security.
NECO is dead.
>>28736012
NECO is the one making it EASIER for those murders to happen.

>>28736000
NECO stuff is run by Decu beforehand, and is in some cases - like this one - REQUESTED by Decu beforehand.

Also any differences between those accounts could be chalked up to perspective, though they DO take place at somewhat different times - Sayaka's part in that takes place directly before the writeup (though if it contradicts beyond that, take the thread as canon, it's newer anyway).

>>28736012
>we have bigger problems like people trying to murder us and our loved ones.
and NECO blabbing this shit just puts a bigger target on their head.

Do you see?

>>28736020
>There is NO benefit to keeping NECO around.
There is. Chiaki just don't know about the Malal connection yet.

>>28736020
You're not thinking big enough if that's all you can see.

>>28736027
You're still fucking dead.

>>28736024
Our biggest enemy is a prophet, and all of our other enemies are in the Officio system which already has open and free information exchange. If they're getting information, they have ways besides internet tabloids.

>>28736020

stahp.

>>28735631 >>28735632 >>28735647

Well, she asked, you reply calmly with a small smile, before taking another sip of iced water from your glass. Thankfully, Midori seemed much too stunned to notice your shaky grip on the crystal, or how you very nearly tipped it over the moment you set it back down on the table.

Midori doesn't seem to have any reply to that, only blushing further as she stares at you in silence. A silence that lasts for...well, admittedly a bit too long than you're comfortable with.

Maybe...maybe she's just trying to recover? You flick your gaze from her to Kyoko as you take another sip, using both hands to hold your glass this time. She's still got the same shocked expression as earlier, but now she's slightly shaking her head, now, while miming a slow golf clap. Kumatora seems to be tugging at her sleeve, trying to get the red-haired Eversor's attention, an annoyed look on her face. She gives up after a few more tugs, before stomping off towards the vacation house.

...Well. At least you're not worried about guard duty falling asleep.

You look back at your date and open your mouth to try and continue the conversation, but Midori speaks before you can.

"I...I've never been..." She shakes her head. "N-not...not like that. Not even when I--" It's here that she grows even redder. "U-um. I'm...I'm sorry, sempai, but I wasn't...I wasn't expecting you to..."

How d you react?

[]Was it that bad?
[]I'm sorry. It just felt like the right thing to do.
[]Other.

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>>28736034
This thread so mad today.

>>28736017
Midori is a Callidus and is very good at her job. She also probably didn't want to make it obvious to everyone that she was heading out for a date with the Warmaster. She should have noticed a tail, unless that tail was insanely good at not being noticed.

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>>28736024
>because this is very obviously a massive breach of internal security.
For the rest of the world, NECO is basically equivalent of this guy.