>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"

>>28726086
"Explain.

"As in what started this."

>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"

So I'm guessing Erika mouthed off at Akebi cause she is a racist bint and Rose got the first punch in.

>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"

Also

>Other.

Pick up Erika and find the first aid. Time to score Maho points.

>"What the hell happened?"

>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"
BUT!!!
>Other.
say that in english, keep the trolling going

>>28726187
Yes, this, scratch >>28726182

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>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"

>>28726187
Agreed with this.

>>28726187
Yes, say this in english.

>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"
"Seriously, ya'll have a fight without me at least watching!?!?"

>>28726187
I'll agree with this. Only if were talking in a calm fashion. I mean really. From what little interaction we've had with Erika we can guess as to what happen and shouldn't be surprised that Rose didn't take any of her shit.

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>>28726239
dang, my pic idea got ninja'd. I'll settle for this

>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"
En anglais, s'il vous plait.

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>>28726086
>"What the hell happened?"

What the hell happened here?

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>>28726552
Pic: I couldn't resist the setup.

>>28726552
Erika (presumably) mouthed off to Akebi, Rose got irked. The Werhaboo took a swing, and our intrepid gunner channeled her inner Joe Louis and knocked her the fuck down.

>>28726719
I'm liking the new reality, where if you act like a bitch, you get smacked like a bitch.

>>28726719
i am surprised Rose isn't still wailing on her now.

>>28726780
Don't be silly, she already disposed of the corpse.

>>28726808
What we're seeing now is just an afterimage because the beatdown was so bad.

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>>28726808
So she pulled a Dajeeling?

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>>28726763

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did BJ fall asleep already?

>>28726911

One hour rule man, give him another thirty.

>>28726911
We need one of these for team Grizzly.

>>28726911
It's only been half an hour.

Come back after a whole hour goes by.

>>28726911
He's playing WoT. It's only 8 pm on the Pacific Coast so I doubt it.

>>28726911
You guys can get so damn impatient, hasn't even been an hour.

>>28726954
What ever happened to that drawfag who drew Rose, Roy and Rich? Still got Patrick and Russels.

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thought you guys might like this one

>Chick Fight edition

oh shit what did I miss

alsl that anon at the end of yesterday's thread TOTALLY CALLED IT

>>28726911
Just do what I do in between posts: put on a 1-hour loop of katyusha and check back whenever A. somebody posts something. B. when the song ends.

>>28727050
I like that the Disciplinarians are the three monkeys.

>>28727053

That was me, primarily because Rose is the last person I expected to screw up on us.

>>28727076

I don't see a screw up, I see that someone who deserved to be told got Told. Then after they threw a punch, their face was Told.

Rose should be praised for providing important news and perspective to Erika's ignorance.

>>28727050
Can someone post volly ball team, they're the only ones I don't have

>>28727129
http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts?utf8=%E2%9C%93&tags=kaya_%28nari1-24%29+girls_und_panzer

>>28727105

Let me reword that.

Rose was the last person I expected to solve a situation for.

>see GuPQ
>think I'm late
>BJ hasn't posted since the OP
god bless your Wot, you crazy bastard

Speaking of military-themed games...
Anyone mildly worried about 1.37?

You sigh and rub your eyes. "What happened?" You ask. You've already got a damned good idea what happened, so at this point you really just need specifics.

Rose switches over to English, her voice is slow, precise and dangerously low- you've heard her pissed before and this? This is Rose when she's pissed. "I was walking with my brother and his girlfriend." She says simply. "When we stopped to get snowcones, I heard this... female disparage my brother and Akebi's relationship."

That sounds about right- Roy tended to be the introverted, easily bullied twin and his sister had frequently stuck up for him for as long as you'd known them. "So you hit her?" You say, sighing again.

"No." Rose says simply. "I asked her to repeat herself louder. When she did, I politely told her that she needed to walk away. She didn't." Rose takes a breath, her calm, collected face and speech hiding a pyroclasmic fire. "She continued insulting us and, when I attempted to turn around and ignore her, she attempted to swing at me." She straightens up, slightly. "That is the last thing I remember before she was on the ground."

"It was amazing!" Akebi says, in awe. "I've never seen someone move like that!" You'd seen Rose fight before- really fight. It wasn't like the theatrical brawls of other highschool boys, more interested in showing off than doing any actual damage. It wasn't even the wild, no-holds-barred fights you'd seen angry women in. When Rose fought it was less fighting and more... controlled demolition.

Erika is damned lucky that she got out with a sore jaw.

>We need an adult.
>Help Erika up- we need to try to repair this situation.
>We need to go. Now.
>Other.

>>28727549
>make Erika apologize then drag her to Mako.

>>28727549
>We need an adult.

Polandball needs ur help Kay.

>>28727549
>>We need an adult.

We are a commander and they are looking to us. We need someone with real authority here.

>>28727549
Akebi can speak English?

>>28727549
>Other.
In Japanese: "You're lucky you're still conscious, you know."

>>28727549
>Help Erika up- we need to try to repair this situation.
Get her to the first aid.

>>28727549
>We need an adult.

For once in our life, let's be a Great Commander.

>>28727549
Ask Erika where her superior is. In Japanese. Be the opposite of the 'foolish American' be calm and collected about this.

>>28727549
>Other
Rose let you off lightly, if you ever harass me or one of my crew-mates again,, well let's just leave it at 'black jack is a very very heavy paperweight.'

>>28727549

Other:

In Japanese: "And this is why you don't go around being a racist twat. You're lucky only your jaw is sore."

>>28727549
>Other.
Just leave. No scrambling around, she talked shit, got hit, and that's the end of it. Just go about our lives as before.

>>28727549
>
Make Erika apologize and drag her back to Mako.

>>28727549
>Erika, is that what happened?
If so:
>get her to apologize
If she says no
>acquire adult...or Kay

>>28727549
>We need an adult.

>>28727549
>>Help Erika up- we need to try to repair this situation.

>>28727595
er I meant Maho, fuck me

>>28727646
>>28727611
>>28727679
I bet the first person we find is Shiho.

>>28727549
>other
grab a coke, or some other drink, dump it on erika's head, take Miho and crew then leave.

>>28727549
>We need an adult...or Kay.

>>28727549
>Get Erika apologize
or
>We need an adult. (And this also a bad plan but just out and out running from the scene... Nah.)

We do not help her up. She brought this upon herself got what she deserved.

>>28727701
She will still punish Erika for bad behavior, but she will then turn her sights on us... and Miho.

>>28727549
> Get Erika to apologize, then send her off to Maho

>>28727549
Why not just leave, bitch got what she was asking for.

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>>28727749
We will stand before the Shiho. Although I was a man for Fluffy, now that we're locked, might as well be a man for Miho

I say we ask Erika where Maho is (in Japanese, of course), because we should report this to her commander. I want her to be too stunned by the revelation that we not only understood everything she said to us earlier, but that we didn't rise to the bait and made her make a false assumption instead to argue.

>>28727763
Because a scene was made and more than likely a number of people are off running around talking about it. It's better to resolve this here and now.

>>28727777
This. this should cow Erika into obeying, particularly if we give it cold and hard: Shiho style.

>>28727792
Pretty sure it was resolved when Erika hit the ground.

>>28727777
siding with this

>>28727549
>We need an adult.
Shame this bitch publically, get some witnesses too to testify too.
It will bring great shame to her family and school.

>>28727604
>>28727611
>>28727679
>>28727711
>>28727735
And tell them...what? "Hey, we managed to both embarass and smack the hell out of a rich kid from a rich school! Aint'cha proud?"
I'm not saying we need to hide, or lie about it if we're asked, but nothing good would come from us volunteering that information.

>>28727777
Plus One

>>28727816
Well the 'fight' if you want to call it that was resolved and I'm all for calling the clear winner for Rose here. Like there was another choice.

But the aftermath of this? Yeah, that needs nipped in the butt fast. Less of chance of this blowing up anymore than this.

>>28727885
We look good to Maho.

>>28727777
This is probably the better option.

>>28727777
Not to mention, when Maho learns about what happened...

You lot need to remember thag adults are useless in this setting.

Who are we going to find?

>>28727885
It's better to get our story out there first before Erika has a chance to put out bs.

>>28727885
"Your subordinate was continuing her rude behavior and bit off more than she could chew from my gunner."

>>28727777
Support this.

>>28727943
I think getting Kay was mentioned, then there is Shiho or Maho. One will get the other involved.

>>28727943
Adults were useless back when I was this age too, it ain't just the setting.

>>28727943

Kay.

Kay will help!

>>28727896
How? We embarassed her second in command, and by extension, her school. A commander has plenty of leeway dealing with a loudmouth subordinate, but when the shit comes down, command comes down on the side of its own.

>>28727955
This is Japan, and we're foreign. Our story doesn't amount to a hill of beans, no matter when we tell it.

>>28727959
But what would this accomplish? Maho may be reasonable, but this would come across as gloating if we shot up with a bruised-up one of her classmates in tow.

>>28727777
I support this option. This is a conflict between our tank crews.

>>28728057
we play it professional, like an MP turning over an arrested private to their Sargent for further discipline.

>>28728057
>We embarrassed
Her XO embarrassed herself and by that extension her school, if Maho wants to make a fuss so be it.
>>28728095
So like an asshole?

>>28728110

I figure just, you know, professional. No gloat, no "wow you guys are such tools," just explain what happened and try to make sure such a thing doesn't occur in the future on both sides.

Catching up on LGA

why is everyone being so dumb about crew assignments to tanks?

>>28728159
Because we have exactly one match under our belt and no external way to know who would be good with what.

>>28728159
'We want the Panther for the Elites!'
'Elites get a free tank that spontaneously appears!'
'I don't know shit about tanks but lets shove 5 people into a 4 man tank because symbolism!'
'Waah I want to shoot stuff not command like a leader should'

Among other generalized statements

>>28728204
>'Elites get a free tank that spontaneously appears!'
Which is just outright wrong, by the way.

>>28728133
Oh of course it's just when you start saying "like an MP" it's going full retard on the professional scale.

>>28728191
But there's still things going on like "let's put the five man crew in the four man tank"

I thought this was discussed already.

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>>28728191
>Not testing your crew to see their abilities
>Not letting teams form naturally and members find their own niche
>Not instituting a training regime so intense that every member has maxed out Jack of All Trades

>>28728204
If anyone should get the Pershing, it should be the rifle team.

A big, long 90mm gun that makes big boom and has a turret? Seems perfect for them rather than an Su-152. Russian tank destroyers act more like assault guns, and we want the rifles to be the snipers, don't we?

>>28728095
An MP is expected to do those kinds of things, though, it's ingrained into their job. We're not police, nor are we beholden to Black Forest or Maho's crew, so we're under no obligation, legal, moral, social or otherwise, to return Erika to her crew. She's a big girl, she's gotta learn to take her lumps by herself.

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>>28728250
5 little girls in a 4 man tank.

That shit be roomy yo.

>>28728250
Yeah, but some people don't read the entire thread apparently.

>>28728326
We're trying that though.

http://danbooru.donmai.us/posts/1368213
>that third panel
Ami confirmed for slav.

>>28728361
Not in the Sentinel, mate. Radioman and hull gun machine gun position get eaten by extra ammo. BIG extra ammo, specifically of the 25 and 17pdr kind. Radio gets moved to the loader's station.

So even if the five crew members fit, one of them is going to be inside the thing doing absolutely fuck all

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>>28728410
Yukari is prepped to get wasted in that last panel.

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>>28728410

>>28728481
Assistant loader.

>>28728498
that does make sense on the tanks with the larger guns. who's idea was it to put the tiny freshmen wit the giant 105 T25/95? there's a reason 105 and up howitzers have multi-man loading crews

>>28728592
That was the rifles.

The Freshies have the Churchill.

>>28728482
Yukari too cute

>>28728498
Yeah? Doing what? Replenishing the ready rack? Where are they going to stand? Curled up at the bottom of the turret basket?

It's a superflous position that is entirely unnecessary and just takes up space for ammo. The loader can replenish the ready rounds on her own, the extra ammo is literally at her feet.

>>28728629
Start the match then boot her out so she can scout on foot.

>>28728617
sorry, thanks for the corrections. I still would prefer two high schoolgirls handling any round above 90mm if I had any say in the matter.

>>28728641
a stealth spy and spotter? not a bad idea if it wasn't a possable DEADLY result of shells and moving tanks all over the place. that and i am sure there are rules agienst this.

>>28728692
Not really going to argue that.

But we currently only have the SU-122 for that.

>>28728709
In the series both Pravda and Oarai had foot scouts. It's also quite likely that Arisa would have to dismount at some point to set up her radio balloon.

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>>28728709
Nope. Winning is more important than human lives.

Nishizumi is the heart of Senshado.

>>28728799
Nisihizumi a shit except for Miho.

>>28728832
What the hell do you have against Maho?

>>28728748
Tbh, it's kinda cheating. The people on foot can't be shot at or anything, they're basically immune and free to gather information as they wish.

Also, I swear there was a rule that said "do not leave your tank unless absolutely necessary". INCONSISTENCIES

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>>28728850
Absolutely nothing. She's just stuck between a rock and a hard place. One of which she has to pander to and I don't like.

>>28728832
Their doctrine is excellent. They are a top-tier team.

The problem is that they're just too rigid against the weaponized chaos Miho commands.

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>>28728850
Lack of time spent training crews and crew members to operate without direct supervision and micromanagement.

>>28728932
Doesn't Maho love Miho and the reason Miho went to Ooarai was to get her away from the Tiger Mom?

>>28728970
Pretty much. Maho is cold and distant to shelter Miho from Shiho. You lot should read the GuP Little Army manga, which takes place before the series and explains things: http://ak-scans.wikia.com/wiki/Girls_und_Panzer

>>28728902
No rules state anything about leaving tanks. However, if you are knocked out you must comply with all instructions from officials.

The battlefields are massive. If you can actually scout efficiently across them then you must be superhuman. It would make more sense to grab a Pz1c or other tiny and fast vehicle and dump one driver in there and let them rip.

>>28729012
yep. I think that's where we even get Maho plotting to overthrow her mother. That's something I would like to see.

>>28729027
Imagine if a stray shell had hit the base of the tower Yukari was in and it collapsed

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>>28729052
Don't give TK any more ideas.

>>28729027
Black Forest in the show had a Pz. III acting as scout and rabbit for the Maus.

We've got the Vz. 38 to scout for us in this one, and the Stuart in the other one, although in either case I'd prefer something that has a little bit more survivability.

>>28729052
That would be a case of 'shit happens'. You aren't allowed to fire DIRECTLY at other people. It's perfectly fine to accidentally hit someone though. Other than ludicrous gibs and PTSD of course.

>>28729169
But in any case it could simply have been avoided by whoever it is staying in their bloody tank in the first place.

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I choose you, Blackjack!

Obligatory "Blackjack are you dead?" summoning post

>>28729351
put the music on, check back in 15 mins.

You look down at Erika, who is just now starting to come to her senses. You look down sternly and switch back to Japanese. "Where is your commander, tanker?" You ask, pulling Command Authority from deep within yourself as you reach down and pull Erika to her feet. "Where is Maho Nishizumi?" You repeat.

"I am here." A voice behind you says. "What has happened here?"

You stand up straight turning to face Maho. "There was a disagreement between my gunner and your tanker, Miss Nishizumi." You say, standing straight and looking Miho's older sister in the eye.

Maho looks at you, as Erika stumbled back to her side. "These..." Erika spits. "These foreigners attacked me! They should be kicked out of the tournement! They should be-"

"Erika?" Maho says, her voice oozing threat and disapproval. "Silence." Erika immediately goes silent and Maho looks back to you. "Is this true?" She askes politely.

A great commander knows when to stand up and take responsiblity for his crew. "I take full responsiblity for my crew's conduct." You say- sometimes you're a great commander. "However, I do believe my gunner when she says your tanker provoked the situation." From the look on Maho's face, she believes it as well.

Maho nods. "I did not know you spoke Japanese." She says, looking between you and Rose.

>"You didn't ask."
>"There's a lot you don't know about me."
>"Neither did Erika."
>Other.

>>28729351

Blackjack is too busy being one-shotted by arty

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729351
>>28729401
Never fails

>>28729401
>>"You didn't ask."
Time to channel the QB.

>>28729401
"You didn't ask."
To quote the Sniper: "be polite, be efficient,

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729401
>>"You didn't ask."


>>28729448
I swear you actually found a way to summon him.

>>28729401
>"You didn't ask"

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729401
>>"Neither did Erika."

She thought I was the stupid American and i played the part for her. But, that fun is over, this is time to be serious.

>>28729401

>"You didn't ask."
>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."
NOT SO BAKA GAIJIN NOW

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."
and
>"There's a lot you don't know about me."
in that order with
>Other.
it seems you can't control her anger, take her and leave before the security tosses you out or arrests you. (this is a way to get Maho out of this place before she find Miho)

>>28729401
>>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729401
>>"You didn't ask."

>>28729401
>"Neither did Erika."

Serious mode now.

>>28729401
>>"Neither did Erika."

>>28729401
>"You didn't ask. At this point you shouldn't be surprised to realise that there's a lot you don't know about me. Now, is there going to be a continuing problem, or are we done here?"

>>28729669
this.

>>28729669
Let's not be an ass here, please? Our dispute with Erika was resolved with a fist. There's nothing to be gained by being pissy with Maho.

>>28729722
yeah, this is done

>>28729669
Then thank her and walk away if things are done. Calm and cool like a great commander.

>>28729722

Agreeing with this.

>>28729401

"Neither did Erika. Moving on, I'd rather this didn't happen again. I'll take care of mine, you'll take care of yours?"

>>28729722
hmm. perhaps remove the middle bit?

>>28729760
If Miho came with us and Maho is here I don't think it'd be wise to walk away so simply

>>28729778
Absolutley. Shitting on the voice of reason doesn't do any good.

>>28729669
Actually no, better version.

>"You didnt ask. You shouldn't be surprised that there's a lot you don't know about us. Now, is everything sorted here?"
>pause for answer
>"Good. See you on the battlefield, commander."
AND THEN we walk away like a smooth motherfucker.

>>28729832
clip the middle to "there's a lot you don't know about us." and I think we are good.

>>28729873
B-but we gotta look intimidating for when we fight them

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>>28729401
>"You didn't ask."
Poor Erika

>>28729906
It comes off being jackass.

And personally, doesn't keep the cross hairs on Erikas head.

>>28729832
No. With that, we've gone from being reasonable to being vindictive.

>>28729906
I seriously doubt Maho would respond well to intimidation, if she responded at all.

>>28729906
By now Russels can see that Maho's a professional and has steel in her spine. We'd just be embarrassing ourselves with that kind of comment.

Let's be good sports about this.

>>28729906
I don't think anything we do is going to intimidate Maho.

>>28729906
Oarai doesn't look intimidating. They just act fucking crazy.

>>28729951
Agreed, let us be direct and honest.

>>28729873
Righto then, agreeing with this guy for ammendment.

>>28729972
No doubt. If high school was a prison, Oarai would be the death row inmate that seems calm and quiet until the riot. In which case he picks up a styrofoam meal tray and bludgeons his way to freedom.

>>28730060
No, drop all of it. We're not here to act smug.

>>28730102
By that logic, what are the other schools?

>>28730130
Black forest is the large bruiser who nobody messes with.

Saunders is the guy in the corner that'll get you anything as long as you follow his rules.

Pravda is the guy that will beat the shit out of you for looking at him wrong because he has issues.

Gloriana is the Mob boss who got in on tax fraud.

>>28730119
It'll only be smug if the tone is smug.

>"You didn't ask. There's a lot you don't know about us (implying Oorai). Now, are we done here/are we cool?"
>pause for answer
>"Good. See you on the battlefield, commander."
And throw in a grin at the end to further dissipate any unfriendliness.

>>28730130
St Gloriana is that huge sumbitch that looks intimidating but is actually a really nice guy.

Saunders is loud and in your face but isn't actually a bad guy until he has a mood swing.

Anzio is all talk.

Pravda is that dangerous motherfucker who was put in for crimes unmentionable. No one wants to go close to him for fear of being shanked.

Kuro is the big man in the joint. So long as you abide by his rules, you'll be fine. If you step out of line though...

>>28730270
Anzio is always in solitary and no one ever actually sees him.

>>28730270
throw in pravda secretly being a caring person and just wanting to be a leader like Kuro and we just about have it

>>28730130
>Black Forest
Big Aryan Brotherhood dude that wrecks everybody's shit for good reasons, bad reasons, or no reason at all.
>Pradva
Mafiya-type that's lound and in charge, and beats on other dudes to prove he's the boss.
>Saunders
Old black inmate that's everybody's friend, and manages to sneak in pills/porn/decent burgers.
>Gloriana
White collar criminal that got into too many fights for minimum-security.
>Anzio
Skinny guido that got infor something stupid like joyriding, and gets trains run on him in the shower because he's the most feminine looking.

>>28730248
>>28730270
oh god, the AU that could be set up with that in mind. this could be awesome or really bad.

>>28730327
So...Saunders is Morgan Freeman?

>>28730333
to make it complete, all women's prison... for young offenders

>>28730327
>>28730358
more like GuP is OZ with girls and tanks.
>>28730370
or this can work too.

>>28730407
What's OZ?

>>28730459
Televison show about gay sex and getting shivved

>>28730459
A Prison show that was on a few years ago.

>>28730483
...OOOOOOOKayyyyy. I was just asking for a name.

"You didn't ask." You say with cold simplicity. Now that you think of it- you've always wanted to say that.

For her part, Miho nods acceptingly. "You also did not inform me that you were a tank commander." She continues. "That would make you the commander of Oorai's new Pershing?" She asks, looking at you as some new curiosity.

You nod politely, mirroring her politeness. "I am. The Pershing belongs to me, though- I fight for Oorai. And you are Maho Nishizumi, commander of Black Forest Peak's Senshado team." You say, but then you decide to take a bit of a chance. "...Miho's older sister." You go a bit colder than you were hoping with that last bit, but the treatment Miho had recieved from her family still left you simmering inside.

"She is well?" Maho continues- you detect just a slight hardening of her eyes.

>"She is."
>"Physically, yes."
>"I believe we're done here Miss Nishizumi."
>Other.

>>28730535
>"She is."

>>28730535
>"She is."
gauge what she wants before giving out information. (not that we already know out of character.)

>>28730535
Physically, yes

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>>28730535
Speaking of 'Jack...
>"She is."

>>28730535
>"She is."

>>28730535
>Other.
"She is. She's an amazing commander, and I'm glad to see her find her own sensha-do

>>28730535
>>"She is."

>>28730535
>>"She is."

>>28730535
>>Other.
I wouldn't call going into a panic attack at the mention of your and your friend here's presence being well.

>>28730592
That's kinda meta, the whole 'finding her own senshado' thing, I mean.

>>28730592
save this for next. Let's get Maho's position, then state and hold our own.

>>28730535
>"Physically, yes."
We don't know it, but Maho's a siscon. Although we don't know it, I think that Russels would try to guild trip her

>>28730623
seconding

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>>28730535
>"She is."
>As you'll see in the finals

>>28730630
nah, its a totally in character conclusion to make, if we throw on emphasis on "not your" style.

>>28730630
On the one hand it is, but on the other hand we're an outside observer. She definitely hasn't proven her style as worthy yet like in the show, but the events of the last final are known.

>>28730623
Not to mention your mother. Interesting doctrine she teaches.

>>28730535
>"She is."
"As well as she can be anyway, if I am speaking on her behalf."

>>28730623
That's because Shiho might pop up. Not directly because of those two.

>>28730535
>>28730623
I'll throw my support in on this.

>>28730683
I think she's close enough to call it, but I just want to see Russell nonplussed at supporting and caring Maho.

>>28730535
>"She is."

>>28730702
Doesn't matter who she is freaking out about. Fact of the matter is in-game either Maho doesn't care and this will be like water off a duck's back or she does love her sister and us telling her this would do more harm than anything else we could tell her.

>>28730535
This:
>>28730623
>>Other.
>I wouldn't call going into a panic attack at the mention of your and your friend here's presence being well.

>>28730758
I think I see what you are getting at: either Maho takes the info of Miho being scared of her badly and recoils, or takes it well and extends an olive branch. Fortune favors the bold after all.

>>28730535
>"She is."

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>>28730535
>"She is."

>>28730535
>For her part, Miho nods acceptingly.
>Miho

I'm assuming we all caught this and ignored even though it should always be pointed...

>>28730988
I think that's supposed to be Maho

>>28730988
Yeah. With Blackjack, you just kind of spitball as to which characters are present at any given time.

>>28731011
Yes... I know that. However, I pointing out the dear QM has yet ag >>28731017 See that's just wrong. Needs to stop. Badly.

>>28731029
Get the stick out of your arse.

>>28731060
No.

>>28731029
you offering to beta BlackJack's work? assuming he writes stuff ahead of time, which I am 60% sure he doesn't.

>>28731068
Lord knows someone needs to.

>>28731068
He probably writes it all up in the last ten minutes of the hour.

>>28731102
No. Nobody needs to. He has never been misunderstood yet, so it's perfectly fine the way it is.

>>28731029
I'm pretty sure BJ has a rough plot for each day, and then after each WoT match he scribbles something down in like 5 minutes and posts, and then goes back to tanks.

>>28731160
the only time it was unfortunate that he didn't was at the very beginning when he accidentally named most of our protagonists similar sounding names.
other than that it has been fine.

>>28731162
an extra 10-15 min read through everything might cut down on errors.

>>28731189
Yeah. Point. That was the worst decision anyone could make.

>>28731189
He's banned right now, actually. From WoT, I mean

>>28731256
really? what for?

>>28731196
>implying he would take time away from tonks in order to do that
he would just post even slower than he already does

>>28731256
Da fuck did he do for Wargaming to care enough to ban him?

>>28731272
Maybe a Wargaming employee lurks GuPQ

>>28731284
>Serb reads GuPQ

>>28731284

He didn't play Russian heavies.

>>28731272
tking someone too close to spawn. To be fair, the person was in a fail platoon

>>28731344
Intentionally or not?

>>28731344
Teamkilling is never fair.

>>28731363
intentionally, I'd explain better, but I'm on my tablet right now, so typing is hard.

>>28731344
hmm... sorry to sound like a broken record, but now BlackJack might get a beta and/or spend the whole hour in between story posts writing and editing.

>>28731344
People TK and ram all the time in WT (not always intentionally, of course), but I've never heard of anyone getting banned for something like that.

>>28731389
And fail platooning is?

So, threadly bros.

I had an idea for another write-up like before if you're interested.

This one would be about Maho.

I also had an idea for Erika, but that one would take a little longer.

Only if you're interested of course.

>>28731409
You get auto banned if you tk too close to cap

>>28731421
Sure. What'cha got?

>>28731401
Dude, you never plug your own teammate, unless they've started a tk spree of their own.

>>28731419
No, but you just let whatever poor bastard got stuck with scout MM hit the failure. It's not like you're doing your side a favor by tk-ing anybody, ever.

>>28731421
Gimme a pitch.

I'd probably want to see the Erika one first since she's barely utilized as a character.

>>28731409
You can report people in-game while the match is going on. Enough reports on someone gets them banned.

>>28731435
Not really. I did a fair share of killing tier 4s that somehow got to tier 9 battles by fail platooning and I didn't get banned. In fact I got praised by my teammates.

>>28731419
Better than teamkilling.

>>28731421
I'm in.

>>28731435
Wrong. You get banned for teamdamage when you turn blue. You turn blue by doing lots of teamdamage in one week or by killing an ally in a capzone.

>>28731453
IMO TK is acceptable in one case. When some bastard is actively hurting the team. Blocking other tanks, interfering with shots. Talking to the enemy team about positions and such

>>28731463
I agree. I'd be interested in seeing something from her other than snide and hate, or at least justifying why she thinks that way. (like an inferiority complex due to family problems perhaps?)

>>28731525
That's okay, but going full asshole and shooting the LOLtractor just for being a LOLtractor is retarded.

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>>28731556
indeed

>>28731503

Let's just say the fail platoon took umbrage at me calling them out and I had to defend myself a bit too close to the starting zone.

I got TK'd by taking a while to load, once. Ten seconds after the match starts, finally load in... to see my burning wreck.

The guy that did it was a notorious TKer, though. One that I've been TK'd at least three times by.

>>28731474
>>28731463
>>28731447
It's just an idea like I said.

Maho would be like Anchovy, you're her one confidant, the only person she can talk to about everything, Miho, Shiho and tankery.

It would be set a little after Oorai won the Nationals.

Erika, thanks to >>28731532
would be poor. Like, her family runs a business that isn't that big and she's only in Black Forest because of Maho and Tankery along with some backbreaking work by her family.

>>28731611
I say go for it. I would really like to read it.

>>28731611
Sounds like an excellent idea. I admittedly was referencing an inbetween-storypost-improv RP I and a few anons got into a few sessions ago about some German pilots discussing Wunderwaffe. I went for a jet to flee to allied lines, but the others called me out on it. Near the end, I posted that I was thinking the german was Erika's dad and that she was angry because her dad was a deserting coward. But I like your idea MUCH better, really explains her drive to succeed.

>>28731602
Shh. Write.

"She is." You say simply. And a bit harder than you meant to. You need to pull back before you let her know something you didn't mean to- Maho's smart and more than capable of reading between lines. "So, have we sorted everything out?" You say, looking from her, to Erika and then to Rose.

Maho nods. "Yes. Once again I apologize for my teammate's conduct." She says politely. "And please..." She looks at you, looking for the correct words. "...give my regards to Miho."

You nod. "I will. Good luck, Commander."

Maho nods back. "And you as well."

As she turns and walks away, Erika sends one last nasty look your way. You'd have to watch for her- not only had she been embarassed, but she'd made herself and her commander lose face. You finally begin to relax again when Rose finally speaks up. "That's Miho's sister? Not sure if I was expecting that." She snorts derisively. "The blond though... More pride than brains- going to bite her in the ass some day."

>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.
>So if that's Maho and Erika... Where's Shiho?
>Other.

>>28731686
No offense, but quest threads are one thing. Spontaneous freeform nazi war drama rp is another thing entirely
>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

>>28731686
>That RP

I despise post-by-post single character RPs. Such cringeworthy writing. For our sanity, don't do that again.

>>28731711
>>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

>>28731640
>>28731686
So, Erika?

>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.
Make sure we are with her if we run into Shiho.

>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.
Lunch!

How many threads until we're back to tonk fighting?

>>28731711
>>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

>>28731723
Maho or Erika, really.

Seeing another side of either of them would be nice.

>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food. Siho will find us herself.
>>28731722
That's what I said Anchovy's idea war FAR SUPERIOR to what I had.
>>28731723
Yes, Erika please, I will shut up now.

>>28731753
>How many threads until we're back to tonk fighting?
Wait, the tanks aren't just show pieces?

>>28731302
He didn't play Russian anything

>>28731389
It's you vs 15 people with 14 other weighing you down

>>28731711
>[x]"More like her face"
then
>[x]Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

>>28730535
>"Physically, yes."

>>28731778
It's you against 29. So stop weighing yourself down by wasting time to murder your secondary targets.

>>28731798
You were late....

For a BJ post?

>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

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>>28731711
>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

Speaking of writefagging

Sheilas at the end of the thread. Hopefully.

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>>28731711
>>Go give Miho Maho's regards. And maybe bring her some food.

we need to refuel for our inevitable confrontation with Mama Nazi

>>28731956
>Inb4 Miho ran into her, had a flashback, and shivved her

>>28731975
Hey, it's not like we DONT know how to hide a body.

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>>28731956
Shiho already knows everything that has occurred. She knows all... sees all... and carries a Walther P38. Besides, when else am I going to get to use this image?

>>28732018
I love that picture

>>28732180
So do I.

Is blow job dead?

>>28732352
It's only been 50 minutes, chill your jets.

>>28732352
ded quest
ded thread

>>28732365

>herp derp
>derp herp

>>28732362
>It's only been 50 minutes, chill your jets

This should be a problem, but now that I'm on this ride I don't think I'll ever want to get off.

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>>28732390
Borkbork bork, borkborkbork?

>>28732425
A Moose once bit my sister?

>>28732446

Sorry, the writing staff have been sacked

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>>28732446
Nor, der CHORGLAT moose

>>28732457
Those responsible for the sacking have been sacked.

So how about them tank discussions?

In the series, GUTS Team used a jury rigged device out of branches and rope to fool Saunders into thinking that Oarai was moving out in force.
Now that they are on the Excelsior, who's gonna be used as bait?

>>28732531
Turtles. Not like they're all that good at hitting things anyways.

>>28732531
Best I can figure?
They're still bait, but with TEETH

>>28732549
insomuch that the Excelsior has teeth...

>>28732561
It's got pretty decent teeth for our team really.