Hopefully faster replies will make this thread a little denser than last time. I only have about 3-4 hours before my illness takes over and I collapse

>>28720238
Hey man, anon from prev. thread here.
See if it actually has taken effect
ghost orb self
descartes.jpg

>>28720301
seconding

>>28720301
this, proceed to ghost sex

Rolled 7

>>28720301
thirding

>>28720238
Archive link?

>>28720372
Go straight to sex
Do not pass ghost

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>>28720340

Rolled 16

>>28720539
FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Rolled 1

>>28720539
the d, and only the d

>>28720631
Thank god that was odd

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>>28720608

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>>28720857
>]

>>28720857
>>28721099

Now the awkward silence.

>>28721099
Time to go rescue the princess, before we really do become impotent.

>>28721099
Go find the princess!

>>28721127
>>28721131
Details!

Do you de-ghost? Take the ghost girl? Fly straight down there? Ask for more info? etc

>>28721164
De-ghost so we can actually bring the princess back out when we find her, but let's take the ghost girl along, not like we can make the princess any madder.

>>28721164
De-ghost first.

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>>28721490
Sneak past, it's time to go full-rogue.

I would do shorter posts to keep people in the thread, but then the suddenly great length of time it takes to write a fapfic freaks everyone out, and the disparity between image becomes too wide for my liking.

>>28721560
Roll

Rolled 5

>>28721589
I was purposefully not rolling because every time I roll in quests I fuck it up.

...but if you insist.

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>>28721602
I warned you bro, I warned you about my rolls!

>>28721658

You never fail to disappoint, anon.

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>>28721602

I'm kind of stumped about what to do.

I can either do shorter posts like the last one every time, but that would rely on faster replies to keep the thread from being bogged down.

Or I can keep them long and proofread them for slow quality over quanitity

or ditch proofreading entirely and live with the errors that might throw people out of the story/fapfics, but save a few minutes each time.

Any suggestions?

Rolled 9

>>28721774
Convince the girl that it's totally cool, we're not an intruder, we're just visiting to pick up a friend and then we'll be gone. Maybe compliment her on her impressive guarding skills. She doesn't seem all that bright, so she might buy it.

>>28721807
I'd say keep the length and quality, I think you just got unlucky today with participation.

>>28721888
Oh sweet jesus, someone else better get into this quest soon or I'm going to get us killed.

>>28721911
Well, I'm here but what's the situation?

>>28721807
Weekends can be a particularly unpredictable time for quests.
Actually, come to think of it, it's also winter. Which means winter exams for some folk, or other holiday related things.

>>28722010
Trying to sneak past some slimes and recover the princess before she gets eaten and our geas kicks in.

Fucked up the sneaking, and apparently just fucked up the negotiation too.

>>28722049
See, that's why writing in negotiations may or may not be sometimes better than rolling for it.
Hmm, let me look in deeper.

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>>28722088
So by "bring the house down" is that literal? As in she's holding up the foundation?

>>28722128

No. Like bringing the household, her family, down on your ass.

>>28722149

I forget not everyone is a British Londoner sometimes.

>>28722088
We are really off our game today, try to calm her down, offer to introduce her to lots of other guys she could play with later.

>>28722164
I didn't realise that was specifically British slang, being British myself. I was wondering why >>28722128 was so confused.

>>28722204
Let's have a roll then

Rolled 4

>>28722234
I can't deal with this pressure, I just came here to lurk and wank, I'm only posting and making horrible, horrible dice rolls because the thread seemed to be dying, damn it!

Rolled 14

>>28722234

>>28722265
We may have to perform an ancient lurker ritual.

I suspect there are others like you pillaging the fapfics and not keeping the story going.

Nice roll by the way.

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>>28722265
Okay, that's it, I'm done.

No more rolls from me.

Ever.

>>28722088
>>28722164
Attempt to apologize and sweet talk.
"I'm so sorry, I didn't mean it. I can just get. . .angry at sometimes. Can I make it up to you? Did you want to play a game? I know a new game you've never played before."

>>28722294
Even!

>>28722294

First roll I'm afraid.

I'm so sorry.

>>28722364
I thought only even ones counted.

>>28722364

Even decisions count. The first roll after an accepted decision is the one we take. Otherwise we would be rolling forever, and since it's pure chance anyway, there is no point waiting.

That's the established rule

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>>28722265

>>28722530

lots and lots of fire

>>28722568
Care to elaborate?

How?

>>28722568
Sadly we are not a wizard now. We are a rogue who cannot sneak past or outwit a retarded baby slime.

>>28722530

What do we have with us?

Rolled 16

>>28722530
Shank 'em both in half

>>28722603
A lot of knives, some rope, Two smoke grenades, two flashels, two spikes, leather gear, your rapier and it's holster on your thigh and your raw intelligence, charisma and sexual magnetism.

>>28722628
Can you even shank a slime?

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>>28722628

Rolled 6

>>28722716
Use the spikes to poison the remains

Rolled 5

>>28722716
Do they have a core, if so stab those cores, we no longer have time to be social about this.

If not, then get moving, get out of sight of the slimes and resume stealthiness.

>>28722742
>>28722760
Oh christ, it's like the Mermaids all over again.

You had a good run, McStab.

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>>28722742

Rolled 2

>>28722818
Use a flashel!

Rolled 20

>>28722818
Try to use your rapier to stab the capsules inside the slimes, set them off that way.

>>28722873
Please tell me nat 20s override first rolls.

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>>28722920

I don't know what to say.

I'm just sorry.

Rolled 1

>>28723029
welp

>>28723029
>>28723067
Nope, that's it, I'm done for the day. I'll go read about our horrific death in the archives in the morning.

>>28723092

At least you didn't declare an action.

Rolled 19

>>28723029

stand up

I leave for 10 fucking minutes and you kill the protag?

>>28723119

this

>>28723119
I am curious to see how Mr Bones will combine that roll with that post.

It's going to be a pretty impressive example of standing up.

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>>28723208

>>28723225
"Listen , if you really want to play with this thing, you've got to help me first, because very soon it might stop working forever unless, and that won't be fun for either of us."

Or something along those lines. Then quiz her about the princess.

>>28723277
this

>>28723277
This sounds good

Rolled 19

>>28723225
descartes.jpg the purple

Rolled 2

>>28723225
eat the purple

>>28723493
Seconding

Why not >>28723493 then >>28723277

>>28723493
pls no

>>28723493
this

>>28723551
Looks like your split personality is acting up again, anon.

>>28723551
meant to quote
>>28723514
as pls no

>>28723406
Already wrote for this reply as a third odd.. Sorry I didn't realize anyone else was playing.

Rolled 18

>>28723576
Its too late anon

somemenjustwanttoburn.jpg

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>>28723590
whoops

>>28722716
keep slicing?
then run!

>>28723642
Should we switch to collective vote?
also greet princess

>>28723678

ALL FOR COLLECTIVE VOTE SAY AYE

ALL AGAINST SAY NAY

Rolled 6

>>28723642
throw the princess over our shoulder and jog on

>>28723642
Wake up the princess, we can wait until we're away from her slime fanclub before we give her shit for all the trouble she put us through whilst she was here sitting on her arse.

>>28723700
aye

>>28723700
Aye

>>28723700

AYE AYE CAP'N

>>28723700
AYE

The problem with first post wins type things is that the quickest posts to make are most often ones that are designed solely to fuck things up.

>>28723700
nay

Rolled 8

>>28723700
VOTINS FER BUNDLES OF STICKS

THIS HERES A MILITANT ORIENTED THEOCRACY

cap diaorman strong

>>28723716
>>28723726
>>28723729
>>28723731
ALRIGHTY BLIGHTY

Discuss and agree on your next move, the roll must come afterwards.

This is to prevent someone rolling a nat 20 and being supported by everyone based purely on the good roll.

>>28723765
Harem time with the slimes

>>28723765
Well, just waking the princess up sounds good. We can ask her about the rebellion thing the little slime mentioned.

>>28723805
>>28723823

Decisions start after this >>28723765
post for clarity's sake.

>>28723805
seconding
we can wake up the princess afterwards

>>28723805
We could totally pull this off, just apologise to the slimes and explain that we were only acting like we were because we were concerned for the princess' safety, as her personal guard.

Then we seduce.

I love you Mr Bones

mr bones?

>>28724307
He be writing.

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>>28724307

As long as I have replies, I will never leave you people again with no warning.

This, I can unconvincingly promise.

>>28724366
>They're all children
Boner, stahp

>>28724470

It's not illegal if they're liquid right? Right?

>>28724507
If I recall correctly from our first character, it is also not illegal if they're an ancient immortal.

>>28724538
>Thousand year old Lolis

The greatest gift the Japanese could ever give us.

>>28724507
Correct, my good man

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>>28724723
Should probably check on the Princess now.

>>28724765
I guess you're right, time to go pick up the old ball and chain.

>>28724723
>>28724765
Tell them if they thought a human man was fun, imagine all the fun that could be had with a human woman AND a human man. And everything in between them.

Get them to bring the princess

>>28724806
As amusing as that would be, it will just end in someone getting blasted by her seal of chastity.

>>28724806
Sadly EVIL MAGICKS bar her holes.

>>28724848
Not a problem, they end up splatted and back to normal. Holes ain't the only part of a lady you know.
Has Mr Bones done any explicitly lesb writing yet?
>>28724852
That's ours, we save those for a reason.

>>28724765
Agreed, let's wake her up and get moving.

>>28724884

I'm surprisingly vanilla, but the problem is it's written from a second person view, and the protag is always male.

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>>28724947
>I'm surprisingly vanilla

>>28724947
Well as long as the protag can see what's happening between them that shouldn't be too much of a hindrance. But you write whatever you want to Mr. Bones

Rolled 7

>>28724947
Innocence is a precious fruit waiting to be plucked

which reminds me bones, where is the geas on her body? cause we could always cut the offending limb off and then maybe the chastity magick should be gone yeah?

>>28725026
>cause we could always cut the offending limb off
Or she becomes the whatever would be the female equivalent of impotent.
No lube
No orgasm
No sex drive

>>28725026
Back of the neck.

I know it's /tg/, but fucking a headless chick is something I absolutely will not write for at least three more threads

>>28725062
What the fuck you know my ex?

How is she?

>>28725026
Sadly I don't think it's that easy.

Hopefully it ends when she marries this prince, then we can break into the palace on their wedding night, knock out the prince before he can do the deed, bang the princess on their wedding bed, and disappear into the night like the trollfaced fucker that we are.

I'm getting tired but I'll do a few more updates before sleep.

The fapfics are getting way longer for some reason.

I guess you're waking the princess. Writan.

>>28725075
Rogue Depravity Quest

>>28725075
That would be silly too.
We're Jack the Stabber, not Jack the Beheader.

>>28725075
What if we make her a ghost before beheading her?

>>28725257
How about magic living severed head?
she'd learn the joy of giving herself head

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>>28725146

>>28725336
Get the fuck out.
Don't want them tomget too attached.

I'll start the archive while people are actually in the thread.

Check out the previous threads if you missed them for more goodness.

>>28725388
captcha: clingy gtout

Clingy get out. My captchas see future posts...

>>28725336
Take the princess out of here, point out our horrible burn (and make up a better story on how we got it) to make her feel bad.

Also, is the ghost girl still hanging around?

Rolled 4

>>28725417
Its a sign

Lets grab one of the undead horses in this mansion and head out

>>28725468

Ghost girl is nowhere to be seen.

Yes I like to punish you for forgetting about your companions.

>>28725487
Eh, not really punishment since I don't care that much, I just thought it was odd that she was being so quiet for so long.

>>28725468
I like it.
Escape+Guilt Trip.

>>28725468
>>28725523

Make up a story or roll

Rolled 16

>>28725547
I am not an imaginative man.

>>28725563
Apparently your dice are though.

>>28725563

But you are a lucky one.

>>28725563
You are at least a decent roller, sir

>>28725547
I was fightin off these zombie girls trying to get their stinky bits on me dinglies so I pulled out me trusty insta-torch but the darned things threw iself on me and set itself on fire, so then I beat the flames out to save its life only to find I had beaten it to death, the end

>>28725609
I beat its unlife to death with me hands that is correct princess

Rolled 2

>>28725586
>>28725588
>>28725594
A stark contrast to my usual rolling.
I suppose that the dice gods smile on me this day.
Please don't smite me, D20ismo

>>28725214
>We're Jack the Stabber
Our reign of terror only composes of guardsmen and one failed attempt at an angel (unfortunately that we tried).
We're not gonna get famous at this rate.

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>>28725563

I hope to god my boss calls and says I don't have to work until the afternoon tomorrow because fucking hell it's 3am.

>>28725788

No one ever specified what were stabbing people with.

In which case we are incredibly successful

>>28725793
I forgot what we were doing, with all the catgirl and slimegirl and horsepussy- I MEAN, WITH ALL THE DANGEROUS RESCUING.

Seriously, what were we doing? Ask the princess what we should do, fuck.

>>28725906

Have you missed the previous threads or genuinely forgotten the goal in a haze of fapfics?

>>28725920
Not that guy, but while I do remember our overall goal (geas, princess, etc.), I forget why we entered the forest.

I had assumed it was to get to the other side, but we seem to be back where we started.

>>28725920
Yes.
We're taking the princess to a place. I have completely forgotten all intervening details that would tell me how to get there.

OH NO WAIT AIR BOATS
Find an airboat.

>>28725970

Ah.

We entered the forest to check out the haunted mansion, but the princess was kidnapped while we hung out with centaurs.

She was brought back to the mansion, still in male disguise, and when she was discovered to be a girl, she was tossed in the sewer to the slimes.

>>28725980
So far, we need to cross a swamp. We can either take the skyships, which are currently grouned by a dragon, or take the Swap-Crafts, which are wooden boats infused with treant spirits. They walk through the shallow parts of the swamp and are piloted by spellsinging druids.

>>28726031
Getting an airship means dealing with a Dragon I assume?
That sounds dangerous. Unless we can defeat the dragon with our dick.
I vote swamp boat.

>>28726031
>They walk through the shallow parts of the swamp and are piloted by spellsinging druids.
Hmm, we offer one of the slimegirls to go on an adventure with us. or all of them, in a jar Bones style
We get them to threaten the druid into piloting us through, because thankfully vines can't choke slimes I think.

>>28726031
>>28726090
>>28726117
Aquire slime adventurer girls
Threaten druid with slimly demise
Go swamp boating

>>28726174
>"The slime harem is for YOUR benefit, Princess! I swear!"
I can dig it.

>>28726117
>>28726174

So you want to go back into the forest to pick up some slimegirls.

Which one(s)?
How do you convince them?
Or roll for it.

Rolled 16

>>28726232
We convince them with promises of dicking.
For king and country, we must do our duty.
We could just pay the druids for their services too i guess

>>28726232
>How do you convince them?
"Guess what I'm back. I just though, we had fun, but I feel bad you girls aren't seeing much in this lonely old sewer.
How would you like to go on an adventure?"

>>28726279
>>28726285

Alright which girls do you want?

>>28726232

>>28726285
This.
We'll take whoever wants to come along.

>>28726279
This roll if it counts

So current plan, acquire slime girls, check out the swamp craft.

Do you want to pay or hijack a vessel. You can easily afford a trip, it's a successful business the druids use to fund their swamp villages, but that doesn't stop you.

>>28726353
Let's just pay, even if we hijack one we don't know the terrain.

>>28726353
I'd rather not piss of the druids BEFORE we have to go through the swamp. Let's pay.

>>28726353
Just pay for the ride, it isn't that big of a deal

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>>28726402
>>28726380
>>28726378

Exhaustion hits me hard. Took me so long to write this.

That's it for the night. Please go ahead and ask questions, make suggestions or criticisms in this thread, and follow @MrBonesQuest.

A vote on the archives would also be appreciated if you liked the content.

Thanks for playing guys.

You know, we could still call the MC mister Bones.
It would just be for a different reason.

>>28726701
Thanks Mr Bones!