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Twitter: @HeroRena

>Last time on HERO QUEST!
>Rena, with the help of Monster Maestro and The Queen of the World rescued her poor Kitty! It was a long and difficult fight but Rena managed to pull through in the end!
>Oh, and some other stuff happened but it's not important.
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>The Doctor has appeared in Rena's apartment. He coughs into his hand and steps inside. He looks around her home before finally speaking up.

TD: "I am The Doctor. Magical Girl Sparkle told me you had a problem that needed fixing?"

"Ah, yeah. I got bitten a few times by Monster Master and she tried to make me into a vampire. Right now I'm only partway there but..."

TD: "But you would like to be fully there? I have a vial of the necessary fluids somewhere..."

"What!? No! No no I want to be normal again!"

TD: "Oh? What for?"

"Because I..."

...
Good question.
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>>28719218

Because I'm pale enough as-is. That, and I'm kind of attached to my humanity.
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>>28719218
Because being a vampire sounds really inconvenient of course!
Just to make sure though, you should ask what weaknesses vampires have.
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>>28719218
because humanity is nice
and I care what people think
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>>28719218
I'm at a loss for that one.

does Rena like the outdoors during the day?
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>>28719218
I LOVE garlic bread
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>>28719218

Well, a lot of it had to do with the fact that if you go full vampire, certain villains might be able to compel you to serve them.

Although you should probably have researched more into vampirism. I wasn't even sure if a monster-themed villain could compel an undead, seeing as how they're traditionally immune to most forms of mental compulsion.
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>>28719218
Because my nemesis and her sister specialize in controlling monsters, like vampires.
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>>28719218
We won't get kicked over to the villain side then?
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>>28719218
Because it's part of an evil plot and I try to avoid those.
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>>28719218
I have a cat. Cats and vampires get along
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>>28719218
Your title ins unreadable Doctor, I guess you are indeed a doctor.

Anyway, we want to be normal again because we don't want to become a monster and a villain.
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>>28719218
"Because turning me into a vampire was part of my nemesis's sister's plan to make me a brainwashed slave."
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>>28719285
Vamps are traditionally weak to the compulsions of their creators though.
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>>28719313
>"Because turning me into a vampire was part of my nemesis's sister's plan to make me a brainwashed sex slave."
FTFY
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>>28719218
Well even if a vampire hero is acceptable then we could just stop all villains by bodyslamming due to how edgy we'd be
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>>28719313
>>28719316

But what if... the doctor can make Rena a True vampire...
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"I like being human. And there are people who would control me if I became a vampire. Also, garlic bread is fucking delicious. Why would I want to give that up?"

TD: "Of course... All valid reasons. But, what if you could keep the current powers you have right now and have none of the weaknesses? Yes, that seems like a good deal. It would be very interesting to see what would happen. I might even be able to make it so you can not become more of a vampire. It is not very often I get a chance such as this... What do you say?"
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>>28719348
>bodyslamming
Euphsmism ahoy
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>>28719359
Umm, well I guess the super strength is cool. And very useful.
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>>28719218
Because there's an insane villain who can control monsters after me, and if I become a full Vampire she could turn me into her mind slave!
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>>28719359
Sounds pretty decent
as long as you're sure about the none of the weaknesses.
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>>28719359
Uhh....
How dangerous would this be, exactly? Or irreversible?
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>>28719359
>What do you say?"
Sign me up Doc.
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>>28719359
what the threat level mister docter sir?
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>>28719359
"Well, when you put it like that..."
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>>28719359
Depends, what would it involve?
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>>28719218
I don't want to sparkle in the sunlight, or have that writer write books about me with a second-rate protaginist.
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>>28719359
no, i still want to see my cute self in the mirror.
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>>28719359

Well, as long as you have the option of turning full human later, that sounds like a good idea.

But you should really ask about the risks of halting vampirism or staying in the intermediate stage, as well as any risks associated with The Doctor's operations.
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>>28719359

Man has a point. The powers HAVE made you a lot more likely to, y'know... not die. If you could be kept at a sort of half-state, it could work out well in the long run. I think you should take him up on his offer.
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>>28719359
What's the catch?
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>>28719359
Rena, with the way things work out for you, you'll be S-rank on accident by the end of the week.

You need every advantage you can get. I suggest taking the deal.
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"What are the odds of bad things happening?"

TD: "Who knows! That is the best part about experimental medicine! Worst case scenario, you die. Best case, you get amazing super powers with absolutely no downside. Of course there is the 'middle case' where terrible things happen every once in a while. However the odds of that happening are only around 35%."
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>>28719359
"Ok, but only if you'll help get the demon out of Anti-Hero's head."
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>>28719472
I like those odds.
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>>28719472
Uh nvm.
Human plz
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>>28719472
Uhhhh, and if we go back to human, is there a chance of death? How large are these chances exactly?
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>>28719472
You're going to run like tests and stuff first, right?
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>>28719472
those odds are officially not ones I'm willing to take
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>>28719472
Can't you come up with something less drastic doc? Like, get rid of this vampire mumbo-jumbo but give us some sane AND safe powers?
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>>28719472
i have terrible luck when it comes to chances, so no.
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>>28719472

Is this an all-or-nothing type of deal, or are there some incremental steps that could be taken that involve considerably less risk of death or potentially crippling side-effects?
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>>28719472
I like those odds.
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>>28719524
>>28719535
>>28719544
These.
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Rolled 33

>>28719472
35% chance? What are the odds?
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>>28719544
Seconding.
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"Is... Is there a way to go back to being human?"

TD: "It is quite possible."

>>28719535
"Is it possible for you to just... Give me powers? Like, without all this vampire stuff?"

TD: "Nope."

"Are you going to do some tests and stuff before we go through with this?"

TD: "Little lady, the procedure -is- the test!"

"... Exactly what are my odds of just straight up dying?"

TD: "Catastrophic Surgical Failure, you mean? I would say around 3.33333%."
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>>28719581
>35% chance? What are the odds?
35% duh.
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>>28719472

Those are good odds. I wouldn't make a bet on those odds. And if you don't do this, I figure your chances of dying are around 95%. Of that, there's a 68% change of your death being horrible and agonizing.
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>>28719602
Uuuuuhhh.
Still not really feeling this, Rena.
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>>28719602
That seem like an acceptable risk
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>>28719581
if you were going for roll over then you failed. congrats, rena is fucked.

>xknoth concerned
no this doesn't concern you xknoth
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>>28719602
Can you double check it that it's not actually 33.3333% instead of 3.33333%? Just in case, you know.
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>>28719602
Go for it. That's pretty low risk and if complications happen you can just remove the powers and go back to human again.
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>>28719602
Do it.
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>>28719622
hey can I also reach up your ass for random statistics?
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>>28719602
That's a smaller risk than you dying without the powers to help you fight crime. So go for it.
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I kinda dont wanna be a vampire. Like, at all. We might bite someone.
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>>28719605
Actual odds =/= cursed /tg/ dice odds.
>>28719639
I was very tempted to fuck with the dice and force a 1.
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>>28719602
This is a great deal. Lets do it.
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>>28719602

i like those odds
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>>28719602
Yeeah, no thanks. I dont like vampires. They are creepy. Hurt by daylight, and their thing for blood..*Yuck*.Also who the hell does get damaged by garlic? What the hell with that? Even without the wekanesses, i just dont like them, wouldnt want to be one.
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>>28719602
make me human plz?
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>>28719602
HA HA! Time for SCIENCE!

aka sure thing doc.
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>>28719602
Do it

Do it do it do it do it do it

Otherwise you are literally going to die when somebody decides to fight you seriously.
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>>28719757
>>28719710
The procedure is to get rid of the vamp stuff and just keep the powers.
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"Uhm... Okay, let's do it."

TD: "Yes... Let us do some medical science..."

>He holds out a scalpel.

"W-what is that for..?"

TD: "Medicine, of course. Now, go to sleep."

>Rena feels something jabbed into her thigh.
>She passes out...

>Roll for Rena's medical success! High rolls are better. Use a d100.
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Uh, guys?
What about, y'know, THE SUN?
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Rolled 70

>>28719797
shiiieeeeet
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>>28719710
>>28719757
Doc is going to lock-in half vampire, which basically gives half the powers with none of the weaknesses.

Which is great!

I say do it.
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Rolled 15

>>28719797
Fuck, anons. This better go well.
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Rolled 20

>>28719797
With her luck, she'll die
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Rolled 89

>>28719797
>>Roll for Rena's medical success! High rolls are better. Use a d100.

1 get
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>>28719602
"would i count as a monster for purpose of monster controlling powers of certain villains?"
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Rolled 19

>>28719797
Best of how much?
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Rolled 61

>>28719797
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Rolled 15

>>28719797
Rolling...
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Rolled 84

>>28719797
GO
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Rolled 89

>>28719797
C'MON RENA, DON'T DIE.
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Rolled 4

>>28719797
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Rolled 40

>>28719797
IT'S HAPPENING
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>>28719814
>>28719819
>>28719820
>>28719821
Oh geez, we are all over the board here.
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Rolled 94

>>28719797
Higher is better, right?
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Rolled 58

>>28719797

1 get for typical rena luck
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>>28719798
Nigga fuck the sun.
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Okay, that's enough rolls for now.
Writing/drawing the next update.
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So, is this like best of three? Some kind of average?
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Rolled 16

>>28719797
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>>28719815
>>28719783
Yeha i know its without weaknesses, its written so in the post you quoted>>28719757 but still, vampire?.. no thanks for me.
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>>28719815
Depends on which half MM gets control of
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>>28719797
How many rolls? We either get a 70 >>28719814 or a 89 >>28719821. Its good enough i guess.
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>Rena wakes up some time later on her couch. She stands up and stretches a bit.

...
I don't feel dead.
And I don't even have any like surgical marks.
Feel pretty darn good, actually. I guess the whole thing worked? So now I should have all the same powers I did before but no weakness.
And no way to become a full vampire thrall to Monster Master.
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>>28719905
I think it's the average of all the rolls. Which is like 50. So it avoids the 35% chance of future complications as well as dying.
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>>28719945
Try lifting something heavy
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>>28719945
THE PLANT IS ALIVE!
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>>28719945
Well, that's nice. What's up for today then? You kind of blew off Bridgette last night when she offered you lasagna.
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>>28719945
Test your powers, I guess.

Also, what's up with your plant?
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>>28719945
Nuke some garlic bread.
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>>28719945
What, the doctor just left? Look for a note or something.
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>>28719945
Go eat a piece of garlic bread
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Rolled 45

>>28719945
check if doctor is still around
if not, check if any messages form hero association or others

also rena doesn't know this but how did her plant get a leaf back after MM knocked it off?
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>>28719945
Stick your hand out of the window
If you can get it back, all's good
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>>28719945
>>28719977
>>28719987
these
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>>28719945
Go throw a stone at a target. Use a tree or something as a target. Lets see the power of our specialty.
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>>28719986
Duct tape woo-hoo!.
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>>28719945
Just make sure that everything is in it's proper place.
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>>28719961
It looks like someone just taped the leaf on.
>>28719945
Check for doctor, eat some garlic or stare at the sun, and call Bridgette back seems to be the general plan.
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>>28719968
>>28719975
>>28719986
These.
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Rolled 12

>>28719945
Check if we are still female.
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>>28720008
o god lol
I was wondering what that was
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>>28720010
>It looks like someone just taped the leaf on.
Well, it looks healthierthan before... so i guess it worked out well for it.
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>>28719945
check mirror.
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>Rena goes and lifts up her couch.

Ha! It worked! Either that or this is a really bad couch but I think I still have my super strength! Now I can protect Kitty AND not have to worry about dying!

>She checks around for The Doctor to at least thank him but he doesn't appear to be around.

He didn't even leave a note.
Well, I'm glad it all worked out. Now I don't have to worry about Monster Master trying to mind control me anymore!

>>28720020
What? Why would that even...

>>28719968
I... Didn't want to go out. She sent me a text.

>"You're doing the best you can with what you have and that's all anyone can ask. Come over for cookies."

But that was yesterday and I don't really want to be around her sister...
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>>28719945
Let's test it out by doing pushups. We know how hard those are, so if they suddenly become easier, we'll know it worked. Plus, we're unlikely to break anything.
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Rolled 13

>>28720102
Go hunt more villains to steal their hats.
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>>28720102
Ask if her sister is there or not?
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>>28720102
Check your thingie.
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>>28720102
Try to eat some garlic or go out into the sun.
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>>28720102
check news/assignments from hero association
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>>28720102
Send Sparkle a thank-you note or something, she's been a real pal.
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>>28720102
Ask how her sister is doing. She seemed very distressed the last time we saw her.
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>>28720102
>ut that was yesterday and I don't really want to be around her sister
Text her back and gently try and figure out if MM+ is there
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>>28720102
Well, text back and ask if her sister is around then. You shouldn't avoid your friend over this.
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>>28720102
Well suck it up and go see your friend. Friends sometimes do things they wouldnt like for each other. Arch enemies definitely do things they wouldnt like TO each other. Your relationship really is complicated huh?
Well, at least call her. See how she is doing.
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>>28720102
Hmmm, but you don't have much to fear from her sister now, do you?
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>>28720102
>Saying no to cookies
RECTIFY THIS GRAVE MISTAKE AT ONCE.
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>>28720102
See if her sister is around first then. But at least be tactful about it.
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>>28720102
Ask if her sister is there. It's ok if MM+ is away.
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Okay, okay... I'll send her a text and ask...
There, sent.

>Rena waits by her phone for a few minutes but there's no reply.

She's probably busy out doing villain things. It's not that I don't want to hang out with her but... I don't know. The whole thing with Kitty freaked me out a bit. I'll go say hi to her later... If her sister isn't around.

>>28720140
Let's see... Oh, a letter from Magical Girl Sparkle. She says that she hopes everything went well. I need to send her a present later.
Let's see...
There's also new Villains on the list:

>Sword Master
>Rank: C-Class Rank 1
>Powers: Super Strength, Durability, Able to wield any bladed weapon.

>Name: The Trapper
>Rank: C-Class 37
>Powers: Advance Gadgetry

Name: Cosplay Lass
Rank: C-Class Rank 22
Powers: Powers vary. Caution needed.
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>>28720548
Trapper time, haha
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>>28720548
>Name: Cosplay Lass
Our costume fight!
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>>28720548
What class are we currently anyway?
>Name: The Trapper
>Rank: C-Class 37
>Powers: Advance Gadgetry
This one sounds interesting
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>>28720548
Cosplay Lass. I'm guessing she gets her powers based on what costume she's wearing.
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>>28720548
Sword Master! Rock vs Sword!
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>>28720548
>Cosplay Lass
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>>28720548
Cosplay Lass
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>>28720548
>Cosplay Lass
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Rolled 96

>>28720548
>Name: Cosplay Lass
Obviously her.

And steal all of her hats.
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>>28720548
Sword Master

let his blade meet our ancient 'rock to the face' technique
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>>28720548
>Sword Master
I wonder if he cooks better than MM
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>>28720548
lets see just how skilled sword master is with a "sword"
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Alright, let's check out Cosplay Lass. Apparently she's harassing a local Comic Con...

>Rena dashes towards the Comic Con at record speed. She bursts in and sees a crowd of people running around and screaming. In the center of it all is a rather plain looking woman.

CL: "Hahaha! You deny me first place in the Cosplay Competition! Therefore you shall all suffer my wrath! I have watched all the anime and played all the cool games so much that I can not BECOME anyone I want!"
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>>28720754
Challenge her to a contest of being plain.
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Rolled 78

>>28720754
Steal her wig.
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>>28720754
Challenge her to be "us".

She doesn't know we have fucking vampire powers.
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>>28720754
Ask her what anime is.
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>>28720754
THIS is what gets to be a C-class villain? You're kidding. She's not even cosplaying anybody.
Show everyone our amazing Rena cosplay.
Or >>28720774
Basically the same thing.
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>>28720754
"Anime? Is that like lasagna?"
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Rolled 44, 30 = 74

>>28720754
If you can become anyone you want, why are you some random nerd girl?
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>>28720754
>"You're waifu is shit! SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!"
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>>28720754
I don't care how many animes you watched. Justice will prevail
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>>28720774
This.
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>>28720754
"You're not in costume. How can you win a cosplay competition if you're not in costume?"
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>>28720754
> I have watched all the anime
She's been stalking people named "Annie May"?
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>>28720754
Ask her to cosplay a perfectly normal law abiding citizen
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>>28720754
Oh yeah? Can you turn into Deedlit?

How about Seras Victoria?

Or Joseph Joestar?

(Try and guess a character that she'd think was awesome but has an obvious weakness. Any ideas)
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"What's an Annie May?"

CL: "I... What? Are you serious? Gosh, you're such a pleb! Let me educate you on Anime! Transform!"

>Rena barely has time to dodge an attack from Cosplay Lass. Whatever she's changed into has massive arms. She punches into the ground, the mere shockwave of her attack knocks Rena back.

Woah. Still felt that one. I think I pissed her off.
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>>28720754
"Wait, if you didn't get first place, then who did?"
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>>28720944
>Or Joseph Joestar?
NOPE!
What if she remembers JoJo and tries something actually dangerous?
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>>28720944
If there was a large body of water nearby I'd suggest anyone with a Devil Fruit.

>>28720963
Rock throw.
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>>28720963
>Rocks
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>>28720963
Did... Did she transform into a Gundam?
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>>28720963
Wow, rude!
Use your new strength to hold her still and lecture her on destroying public property, and not answering honest questions.
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>>28720998
Probably some mecha musume.
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>>28720963
"Wow, that was kind of awesome! Who are you cosplaying now?"

Let's not get violent too soon. I think this is someone we can talk down if we're careful.
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Rolled 53

>>28720963
Go for her head!
(and steal her helmet)
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Wait a second, she isn't cosplaying.

She's mantling/heroquesting! Sort of.
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>>28720998
Big O, ACTION!
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>>28720963
CATCH HER FIST
RULES OF NATURE
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"Wow, that was kind of awesome! Who are you cosplaying now?"

"It's Strength, duh! Now, die!"

>She goes in for another punch. Rena reaches into her pocket and throws a rock at Cosplay Lass. She gasps when she remembers what her rock did last time...
>However, her worries are wasted as the rock is easily deflected.

CL: "Go, Avalon!"

>The shield she's summoned blocks Rena's attack.
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>>28721082
You know what, she's alright in my book if that's the case.

We only need to yell that she's a tomato and she'll freak out.
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>>28721112
Wow, that looks pretty cool. Complement her on the outfit.
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>>28721112
HA!
Point out that it's not how Avalon works!
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Rolled 92

>>28721112
>>The shield she's summoned blocks Rena's attack.
Tell her that she can't take the form of aquaman.
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>>28721112
But that's a shield! Avalon is a scabbard!
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>>28721112
"Strength? I though Strength was a giant battleship. That looked more like Silver Chariot."
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>>28720963
"Is Annie May kind of like cartoons?"
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>>28721112
Ask her where she got that dress, it looks pretty.
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>>28721142
We don't know that.

Or do we?
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>>28721177
If she summons King Crimson next post I'm blaming you for game over
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explain she lost because she isn't cosplaying, she is just dressing up like the characters. she needs to act like them too, to be really cosplaying.
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>>28721112
man
is she really only c-class
she has access to so many powers
maybe look for a weakness? a delay in power switching, they get weaker as she continues, tiring to use her powers?
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>>28721195
>>28721202
Ash her if the dress is Annies
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>>28721177
Considering the giant arms, it was Strength from Black Rock Shooter.
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>>28721204
Maaybe
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>>28721195
this.
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>>28721112
So far she has only transformed into women. Let's see if we can goad her into becoming a man, then kick her in the crotch.
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>>28721282
But it's just cosplay, she wouldn't need to copy anything but the clothes...
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>>28721204
Depends if Rena read the Once and Future King in high school.
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we need to think... what pisses off /a/ surefire?

talk about Naruto?
ask for a recommendation?
talk about dubs?
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>>28721112
"Holy shit you're cute. Can I touch your hair?"
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"Is Annie May like a cartoon?"

CL: "ANIME! IT'S JUST ANIME! ONE WORD! And it's not a cartoon! Ex---CALIBUR!"

>She fires out a beam of golden light. It tears through the building and reduces it to rubble.
>Rena managed to dodge that as well. Enhanced speed comes in handy...

"Hey, can you turn into Aquaman?"

>Cosplay Lass changes again and glares at her.

CL: "Duh. Why the hell would I want to though? He's the lamest hero ever."
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>>28721303
Throw the rock!
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>>28721303
Quick, what's Aquaman's weakness?
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>>28721303
Well.. um...Aquaman is better than all the animes combined!
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>>28721303
Throw a rock at the crotch.
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>>28721303
Attack
Scream WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
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>>28721303
Oh, so she only transforms into strong characters? Sounds like she's just a poser then, no wonder she lost if she can't appreciate anything but power.
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>>28721303
"Aquaman doesn't have boobs! The illusion is ruined!"
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>>28721303
It's true, Aquaman is lame.

Now strike while she's vulnerable
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get her in a choke hold
"because then i can do this"
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>>28721321
uhm.. uhm... plastic rings from soda cans!
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>>28721303
We should tell her that we think we watched this anime one time, but we can't remember what it was, and see if we can get her to stop attacking and transform into enough forms to exhaust her.
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>>28721303
Tell her that a true cosplay person does everybody equally.
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>>28721321
um

needs water to live
relevance

make her turn into green lantern and then ask why she isn't black
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>>28721320
We cant rock against a human, we'll kill het.
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>>28721303
Oh I get it now. Aquaman is an AnnieMay!
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>>28721303
oh no, aquaman is the only one who can defeat me.
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>>28721368
But she's a superhero! Well, she's a villain, but she looks like a superhero. Or somethhing. She can take it!
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>>28721321
He doesn't really have any. He can't use his fish talk on land but his body is super durable/strong so he can survive underwater pressure.
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>>28721399

He's also an accomplished magician or somesuch.

Although it looks like this villain doesn't know anything about that, seeing as how she's drawing from Superfriends aquaman.
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>>28721045
Ha, looks like I wasn't the only one to think about that.
WE HEROQUEST NOW
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>>28721373
Oh, man. Get her to turn into someone who'll survive a punch from a half vampire.

Then punch her.
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"Oh I get it now. Aquaman is an AnnieMay!"

CL "HE IS NOT!"

"Hey... If Aquaman is a he why do you still have boobs? That kinda kills the illusion."

CL: "B-because... Just shut up!"

>She charges at Rena with a trident. Rena pulls out another rock and tosses it at Cosplay Lass. Her uncanny luck holds strong and she hits the Lass straight in the face. She's launched backwards and slams into a wall... Her costume fades away leaving her in her normal clothing.

CL: "I... I only wanted to be the best at dressing up as my favorite characters..."
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>>28721303
Aquaman isn't lame! Aquaman is awesome! It's just the Superfriends cartoon that made him lame!
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>>28721442
Foul! FOOOOUL! You don't attack glasses people in the face!
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>>28721436
aquaman has super strength

not superman level but preddy stronk

intense water pressure atlantis bottom of ocean etc
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>>28721442
well now you can dress up as your new favorite character: A prisoner!

get it? because you'll be in prison....
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>>28721442
Well, if it's any consolation, I thought you were pretty damn good at it.

Also, hats for the hat god.
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>>28721442
And with that I, Rena, coolly withdraw
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Guys, I think we may have made a mistake with the powers.

>>28721442
"Then why was everyone running from you in terror?"
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>>28721442
"It's not enough to look like a hero, or be as strong as a hero. You have to act like a hero, too. Would your favorite characters really react like this to not being the best?"
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>>28721442
"Well you are the best i've ever seen. But stop destroying things and scaring people alright? Nobody will like you if you keep going like that."
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>>28721442
Tell her that she did a really good job, she just can't attack people while doing so. Offer her a hug and a napkin to stop her nosebleed.
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>>28721442
"OH GOD I AM SO SORRY PLEASE LET ME HELP YOU"
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>>28721442
"I don't really get this cosplay thing, but shouldn't the point of a contest be to participate, not to win?"
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>>28721498
Also, be glad I chose aquaman and not daredevil, cos Daredevil wouldn't have survived that hit.
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>>28721442
you were OOC, you must BECOME the mask

....you okay?
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>>28721442
you look good actually, have you tried applying for a model agency?
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Rolled 45

>>28721442

Steal her glasses.
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>>28721514
Uh no, we don't to repeat what we did to that poor girl.
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>>28721442
Call an ambulance and the police.
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>>28721442
A true hero wouldn't be this mad about losing. That's something a filler villain does. A hero would train so they could win next time. And maybe fix the building.

Though if she didn't win, who did? I'm still wondering about that.
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>>28721543
dude.
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"It's not enough to look like a hero, or be as strong as a hero. You have to act like a hero, too. Would your favorite characters really react like this to not being the best?"

CL: "!!!"

>She hangs her head in defeat... Rena pats her shoulder very gently and says that she did do a good job but now she needs to go to jail. Perhaps when she gets out she can pursue a career in modelling? She can pull it off.
>The girl is arrested and taken away. Rena is given a nice check for her troubles and a note. It appears she has gone up a rank...
>C-Class Rank 3
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>>28721442
Holy shit! Look what you've done, Rena. First you mauled that zombie girl, and now you've beat up a poor fangirl. You cruel thing.

Go pick her up and apologise.
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>>28721594
Ah well, at least it's still C.
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Rolled 98

>>28721594
Lets go see that trap person.
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>>28721547
Yeah, this Super Strength thing could be a problem if we want to have any kind of normal life.

We need to find a way to lower our strength for non-combat situations. Like a holy symbol or something.
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>>28721594
B-Rank soon, it seems.
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>>28721594
SWORD MASTER!

inb4 Reinhold
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>>28721594
You're doing it again Rena. Too many ranks too quickly. You have to find some way of toning back your powers when fighting.
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>>28721607
> Rena needs Crypt-onite
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>>28721607
What about some SUPER WEIGHTS? Doubles as training too.
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>>28721616
It's Monique
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>>28721594
Swordmaster
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>>28721616
>inb4 Reinhold
Who?
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>>28721594
Let's go hit swordmaster next. Maybe we can test our super strength agains his.
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>>28721621
Its less of a problem now we can actually fight at a higher level instead of lucking out or MM+ throwing fights.
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>>28721616
But anon, if its him then he'd just run away or do nothing because the shitposters in his head would be afraid he'd raise a flag with Rena.
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>>28721594
Nope! Stop everything, we CANNOT go up another rank. Give MM another call. If we can't get a hold of her, let's go hang out with some of our hero friends.
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>>28721691
We drunk with power now, we ignore that tiny voice in the back of our head.
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>>28721689
It's funny because it's true.
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>>28721594
Lets see if MM texted us back yet. Always check for sidequests after a quest.
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>>28721663
Princess Guard Quest protagonist

I still think MM sibs are related to Zuu from Scorpion Girl Quest
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>>28721689
>>28721717
Can we not talk about this shit here?
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>>28721691
Thing is, we can actually afford to rank up now that we arent so squishy nymore.
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>>28721733
Agreed, I know all too well how it would end.
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>>28721732
>Princess Guard Quest protagonist
FUCK that. Last thing I want is a crossover with those people.
>I still think MM sibs are related to Zuu from Scorpion Girl Quest
You're that guy who keeps sperging out about how all quests are secretly connected, aren't you?
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>>28721733
Yeah that should be saved to QTG (which I don't follow)
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>>28721750
Doesn't mean we shouldn't look for trouble if we can avoid it. We are punch clock heroes, not glory hounds.
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>>28721603
I... But she's a badguy... And she seemed to be okay.
I'm sorry...

>>28721691
>>28721621
Ah, yeah... I should probably stop fighting for a moment... If I win too many times things might go bad. Also I need to find a way to lessen my strength for when I want to not crush people.

Let me see what Bridgette is up to...

>She sends her a text. Bridgette responds only with 'Busy.'

Hmm... Who else could I see today then?
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>>28721770
Actually talking about quests in the QTG results in spergrage. QTG is for gushing about which QMs are moe.
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>>28721789
MGS? Need to thank her for sending the doctor.
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>>28721789
Call Sparkle, tell her we should be all right now since we got powers. Also thank her for always looking after you.
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>>28721789
Let's go hang with MGS, or maybe see if we can convince Anti-Hero to go see the Doctor.
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>>28721789
>Who else could I see today then?
Go gush about how STRONK you got to Chet!
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>>28721606
Yes, let's.
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>>28721789
Didn't you promise Shadow Man a drink? Magical Girl Sparkle too?

I think it's time for a coffee break.
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>>28721789
>Hmm... Who else could I see today then?
Nonsense. You go see MM at her apartment right now. Busy is obviously codeword for "help me, I am being attacked by 50 heroes!"
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>>28721789
MM!

we really need to find a way to repay her..
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>>28721768
Nope. Renas the only quest I think suits it because it needs an endless supply of weirdos
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>>28721768
Wait, what's wrong with Princess Guard Quest? Don't be a douche.
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>>28721789
>Have a heart-to-heart with Chet.
Can always count on Chet for advice.
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>>28721842
Don't be that guy. You're precisely the reason I haven't voted for that villain.
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>>28721789
Can we text the doctor and ask for his assessment of how the procedure went? It would be bad to have any kind of complications...

Then see Magical Girl Sparkle and thank her for her help.
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>>28721789
Get Sparkle a gift!
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>>28721847
>>28721853
Guys, give her space. Goddamn.
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>>28721865
The fanbase is outright toxic, but I refuse to discuss it any further in this thread. Take it to the QTG.
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>>28721789
>Visit the power-ranger knock offs
>Find out that in the short time since you met the the entire teem has been killed off twice over.
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>>28721818
We need to go boozing with her!
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>>28721879
Hey now, I just said to check the phone.

Besides, its not like we were the one broke into her home in spider form to spy on her and watch her stroke her pussy.
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>>28721902
You can't just call something toxic and then try to claim the high road by saying that you're better than that. I'm just saying, you're a dick. Claim the high road by not replying or admitting it.
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>>28721112
>"It's Strength, duh!
I know I'm late with this one, but "That was nothing like yuu!" was in order.
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Let's see what Magical Girl Sparkle is up to. I'm sure she'll be happy to know how strong I am!
--------------------------------------------------------------

MGS: "The fuck, Rena?"

"W-what..?"

MGS: "I sent him to you to -remove- the powers not... Bluh... Why is it that you are so difficult to watch out for? I feel that I need to personally guide you through everything just to get things done right. Whatever. What's done is done. Congrats on being an actual super hero and I hope all goes well for you. And thanks for the cake. I don't personally like cake but it was a nice surprise."
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>>28721926
Dude, fucking stop clogging this thread with your bullshit. He said he would go talk about it in the QTG if you wanted to discuss the matter further, so fucking go there if you want to stop proving him wrong by shitting up this thread.
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>>28721932
"Is something wrong?"
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>>28721932
B-but he said it was a good idea...
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>>28721932
...Wanna go have a drink to drown our sorrows? I mean, if you didn't like the cake, at the very least I can do that.
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>>28721932
Lets get shitfaced.
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>>28721932
"But I didn't want to be a burden anymore."

"What's wrong?"
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>>28721949
I fucking knew it. Okay, hahah, you got me, fuck off troll.
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>>28721932
B-but science!
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>>28721932
Butbutbut... the powers keep me from dieing!
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>>28721932
I told you! I tooooooold you!

Ask her why she's injured.
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>>28721932
But the Doctor said it would be a good idea, and there was only a slight chance of any side effects... and I can now actually look after myself without needing to be protected! Shouldn't it be a good thing that you don't need to always bother to jump on my case?"
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>>28721932
Look at it this way - now you dont have to keep such a close eye on us.
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>>28722013
Uh, she's always been with those injuries.
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>>28721932
We agreed to it because it was a good opportunity. We're not in this just for our own survival, we really do want to be a hero, and we'll be more able to do that with our new powers. He told us about the risks, and we decided it was worth taking that chance.
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>>28722052
Including the bleeding cut under her eye? Oh. Not sure how I missed that.
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>>28721842
Which one is the trap?
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>>28722069
I think it is a wide scar, and I think it's been there before, but now that you point it out... I'm not so sure.
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>>28722069
She always had that scar
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>>28721932
"See, these voices in my head are addicted to rolling dice and gambling. When the option came up for deciding my fate on the whims of the dice god, the voices screamed 'Do it Rena, do it!!'"
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>>28721932

Well, Rena is in the public eye, and well-known amongst villains. It might be safer for her to be capable of defending herself if the need arises, rather than having nothing when she needs it.
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>>28721932
how can i repay you?
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>>28722076
Um.. As mentioned in:

>>28720548
>>Name: The Trapper
>>Rank: C-Class 37
>>Powers: Advance Gadgetry
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"Sorry... It just seemed like a good idea. And now you don't have to worry about me so much!"

MGS: "... I suppose. You did what seemed best to you, I suppose..."

She seems upset...

"What's wrong?"

MGS: "Nothing."

"..."

MGS: "... Would you care to join me for a drink? Let's call it a celebration for you finally becoming not completely defenseless."

"Sure."
---------- 20 Minutes of Drinking Later -------------

"So... So it's like a guide, you know? Intuition... I don't know how to say it. But it really helps me, ya know? Like... Like when I don't know what to do it really helps."

MGS: "Right."

"So then I was like 'Well she left? What do I do?' and I didn't hear any reply so I just put on her costume... She was maaaaadddd."

MGS: "Mhmm."
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>>28722187
I meant in the picture.

I assume one of them must be a trap yes?
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>>28722187
He's talking about the characters in the pic.

>>28721842
The blonde.
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>>28722206
"I didn't have much choice. I've got villain enemies that don't care if I quit, and I don't wanna die.
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>>28722177
>inb4: just stop fucking up

I have tinglig feeling the doctor is this world's equivalent of Fran Madaraki and we just dodged a serious bullet.
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>>28722206
Why are you drinking from a juicebox?
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>>28722206
Yes Rena. Gush your heart out about us. Nothing will go wrong.
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>>28722206
"Think the doc could get the demon out of Anti-Hero's head?"
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>>28722206
i feel embarrassed for Rena.
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>>28722206
"I'm so glad you protect me, you're like my hero or something!"

"So, how do you tell a girl you like her?"
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>>28722206
Oh god, she can actually hear us?!
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>>28722206
...uh, she doesn't seem too engaged here. Maybe ask her if there's something wrong again?
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>>28722206
Why are you always drinking your alcohol through a straw? Like a kid or something
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>>28722206
Ah, she's talking about us. The cacophony of voices in her head. MGS might think we're a worse case than Anti-hero, who just has ONE demon in her head.

Which reminds me, we wanted to figure a plan to help her get rid of the demon.
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>>28722206
"I'm really glad to have met you. You're the best friend a loser like me can have."

>>28722241
He's Fran's maker - doctor Madaraki.
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>>28722206
Rena, you know that the hallucinations are not only auditory.

We can get pretty damn tactile. You feel that? That's the feeling of communists stealing your teeth. Fight the communists, Rena!
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>>28722206
MM stared at my butt as I left. Do you think that means anything? I kind of like her, but I don't know if it's like like, or just normal like.
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>>28722278
It's okay. She's not used to drinking.
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>>28722206
You cant handle booze can you Rena? Keep talking about voices and MM, i am sure you will not regret it.
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All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.
All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.
All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.
All the work and no play makes Rena a dull girl.....
Hide the axes!
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>>28722281
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>>28722206
>But it really helps me, ya know?
>like when it told me to wear someone elses clothes
Rena makes poor enough decisions sober, she really shouldnt be drinking.
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>>28722316
Nope.

Rena doesn't know what Lesbians are.
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>>28722206
I can think of at least two reasons she might be particularly upset over this.

The first is that getting the Doctor to help us cost her something, and she feels that we wasted her efforts.

The second is that we remind her of herself. She thinks we rushed into the deal stupidly at the promise of power. But that's not really what happened; unless the Doctor is shadier than we've been led to believe, we knew the risks when we took the deal.
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> Drunk Rena
Fuck. We're gonna end up drunk-calling people we know, aren't we.
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>>28722413
Why don't try asking her if she does?
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>>28722386
She put on the clothes because she missed the voices and didn't know what to do
because we were helping MM
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>>28722435
Or drunk texting lewd stuff to the dark stranger, MM, MM+ and Balloon Man.
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"I'm really glad to have met you. You're the best friend a loser like me can have."

MGS: "What? You're not a loser."

"I am... Oh god I'm such a loser... I ditched college, wasted my scholarship, broke up with my boyfriend for no reason, and and.... Why are you always drinking out of a juicebox?"

MGS: "I don't have much of a choice. My abilities make anything I touch become... Magical and girly."

"Whaaaat!? So... What if you touched, like, an ugly person?"

MGS: "Nothing would happen. It doesn't appear to affect people."

"That's crazy... Can you refill my cup? Thanks... So... So like I was saying she was all mad and then my kitty got stolen. I didn't hear -anything- all day! It was crazy but it was okay cause I got her back anyway... Bridgette was really helpful. Is it cool to have a Villain as a friend?"

MGS: "I don't see why not."

"Thas' cool... Yeah..."

>She takes another drink.

>Roll for Rena's ability to handle alcohol. d100, high rolls are better.
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>>28722210
>>28722230
It doesn't really matter. If you're watching it, you're watching it for the maid.
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Rolled 63

>>28722462
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Rolled 71

>>28722462
Time for awkward drunken come-ons!
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Rolled 52

>>28722462
This will end well.
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Rolled 66

>>28722462
gogo drunken RENA!
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Rolled 89

>>28722462
Text lewd stuff to the wrong people!
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Rolled 15

>>28722462
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Rolled 18

>>28722462
>Roll for Rena's ability to handle alcohol. d100, high rolls are better.
I think that's a matter of perspective.
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Rolled 67

>>28722462
ALCHOHOL POISONING
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Rolled 6

>>28722462
NAT 1 I SUMMON THEE
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Rolled 38

>>28722462
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Rolled 77

>>28722462
I call to NAT 1.
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Rolled 23

>>28722462
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>>28722462
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Alright! Gonna work on the next update.
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>>28722462
PLEASE BE NAT 1
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>>28722563
Summary for the archive?

Gonna do it now just so it's there.
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>these rolls

But I didn't want to do well.
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>>28722575
Don't archive threads until they are over or literally about to fall off the page. You can't summarise that which hasn't happened yet.
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>>28722587
>/tg/, where dice are more reasonable than posters
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>>28722635

Hahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
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>>28722575
rena years for affection and found it from an unexpected source.

it's alcohol judging from these rolls.
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I think they average out to practically the same as last time.
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>>28722444
Rena, lesbians.

Yay or nay?
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>>28722669
Seems to be where it's heading. I'm not opposed to the idea.
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"My head feels not good."

MGS: "Perhaps you should stop drinking..."

"No, no I'm good... So how are you? You seem more down than usual."

MGS: "It's nothing, really. Some days are better than others. Today was just not a good day for me."

"Yeah, I hear ya... >>28722373 So do you hear voices giving you advice?"

MGS: "... It's not often, but I do."

"Okay... Just wanted to know 'M not crazy... Cause I'm not."

MGS: "You certainly are not."

"Anti-Hero seems a bit cuckoo... We gotta fix that demon..."

MGS: "I don't think she wants it to be fixed."

"Oh... Oh....... That's sad...."
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>>28722669
nay.

she stays a maiden until the end.
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Rolled 52

>>28722663
Well, if you know about probabilities, the more you roll, the more towards the average score will their sum gravitate. Throw a hundred 1d100 and you'll get preeetty close to 50 as their average.
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>>28722687
RENA YOU GOTTA GET UP QUICK YOU'RE COVERED IN SPIDERS!
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>>28722687
I think you need to go to sleep, Rena.

Ask MGS if you can crash at her place.
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>>28722687
"So, I've got a friend I'm afraid to visit because her sister tried to turn me into her vampire slave, what should I do about that?"
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>>28722687
RENA MGS IS ABOUT TO DO A MAGIC TRICK AND YOU'RE MISSING IT!
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ask if mgs can hit anti-hero with a friendship beam or something to temporarily break the demon's grip so she can tell us what she really thinks about getting it removed. her denial could be the demon protecting itself.
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>>28722687
"But 'sbad for her. She was gonna kill me when I didn't wanna murder a villain. She's getting worse, Sparks, and I dun want her turnin' evil."
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Rolled 74

>>28722687
Lets try calling Bridgette again. Maybe she's not busy now.
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>>28722619
>Don't archive threads until they are over or literally about to fall off the page. You can't summarise that which hasn't happened yet.

I can summarize wht happened so far, that way the latter half can be a surprise.
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>>28722731
>>28722755
These.
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>>28722692
Im not asking if she is one.

Just if she knows what one is
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>>28722687
You know what we should do?

Go hunt some rabbits.

In South Africa.
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>>28722757
Let's not
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>>28722687
Traffic cone. We need a traffic cone!
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>>28722687
goddammit Rena.

i just hope MM isn't around when MGS is hauling your drunk body around.
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>>28722731
She knows about that, and we've already dealt with the problem. Let's stay away from that subject.
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Rolled 97

>>28722768
> A girl Rena's age
> Not knowing about googling how two girls can have fun together
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>>28722894
Renas poor and kinda dumb
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"But 'sbad for her. She was gonna kill me when I didn't wanna murder a villain. She's getting worse, Sparks, and I dun want her turnin' evil."

MGS: "I understand, Rena. But people like her have made their own choice and even if we were to take out that demon there's no way to make sure she won't do it again. They have to make the choice on their own."

>>28722732
>>28722715
"Ah!"

MGS: "!? W-what..?"

"Wha..? Ah, 'snothin... So I got this friend and she's cool but she's got a scary sister and she tried to turn me into a vampire. I wanna go to her place and eat cookies but her sister 's scary... Whatdoido?"

MGS: "Uhm... I'm not sure. Perhaps you should speak to her about this? I'm sure if you two are friends she can explain everything to her sister and-"

"Yeah! Y-you're right! I should totally calls her! Hold on!"

MGS: "Rena, I highly advise against calling someone while you're-"

>Rena goes off to call Monster Maestro.
>She picks up.

MM: "Rena, I'm busy right now. What do you want?"
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>>28722687
My ex-boyfriend is evil and a whiny bitch. Wat do?
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>>28722950
I am both drunk and cheered up now. How are your things.
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>>28722950
BRIDGET YOU WANNA GET TOGETHER AND DRINK???
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>>28722950
YOUURR MAH BESH FRENDDDDD
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>>28722950
Apologize for running away with kitty and ask her when we should call her.
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>>28722950
You want to eat her delicious food, of course.

Hey, why is she always busy all the time anyway?
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>>28722950
i think i love you.
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>>28722950
Ah, apologize and say you just wanted to talk to her about MM+ and you were kind of worried since she wasn't replying to your texts but if she's busy then that makes sense actually you're not sure why you even called now instead of waiting a while just in case but somehow it seemed a good idea now it was probably the alcohol.
>>
invite her for drinks!
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>>28722950
>drunk dialing

Quick Rena, say all the embarrassing things. Rant about missing cookies and lasagna and wearing her costume and how much you love her food and if her sister is okay.
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>>28722950
I'm surry I blew off yur cookiez
but MM+ iz sracy
plz be friends
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>>28723015
>and if her sister is okay.
And how scary she is
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>>28722950
"I love you"
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>>28722990
>>28723003
>>28723008
>>28723015
These. Just a garbled mess of barely coherent apologies and thanks.
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>>28722950
Large pperpornini pizzaz with extra cheese and do you guys use lasagna as a topping?
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>>28722950
"Let's be friends forever, right! Don't mind me sounding drunk, cause I'm not!"
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>>28722950
"I love you soooooo much, you're so nice to me and take care of me. Let's be friends forever!"
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>>28723015
This.
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>>28722950
"Sorry for bothering, but quite a lot happen and I'd like to tell you in person. When's your next day off?"
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>>28722950
"I just want you to know that I caaaaaaaarrrrrrrreeeeee."
-Uncomfortable pause until she tries to talk.-
"But I'm bad at it cause I'm get scared a lot. But maybe now I don't neeeeeeeeed to nomore."
And them make some incoherent noises.
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>>28723037
But you still like her. Why can't heroes and villains just get along and fight against one common enemy... like global warming or some such?
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>>28723130
>But you still like her
When she isnt threatening to kill us.
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"Let's be bestests friends forever! Don't mind me sounding drunk, cause I'm not!"

MM: "What? Rena, you sound really drunk right now."

"Pft! Naaah! I can hold my licker... Liqor.... Alchahol But listen... I gots something I need to say to ya... I really like your lasagna and cooking and 'm sorry that I didn't get to eat you yesterday.. Wait... PFTHAHAHAHA! I meant eat your cooking! Hehehehe!"

MM: "Are... Are you sure you're not drunk?"

"Super positive! So we need to go and eat the together cause... Yeah. And I'm really sorry."

MM: "I get it, you're sorry. Listen, I really need to..."

"Bridgette..."

MM: "Yes..?"

"I love.... Your food... So we need to get together and make more. Okay?"

MM: "Okay..."

"You wanna come and drink with me? Me an Sparkly aree getting wasted."

MM: "Uhm... Sure. Where at?"

"The Hero Association. 'S cool, come on down."

MM: "Uhm... No thanks. Maybe next time."

"Mkay... Seeya bro."

MM: "Bye..."

>She hangs up.

I think that sorted everything out.
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>>28723229
Sorted. Friends achieved.
>>
Rolled 4

>>28723229
Wait, they serve alcohol at the hero organization?

Lets paint the town pink.
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>>28723229
Congratulate self on being such an awesome communicator.
Go back to drinking with sparkle.
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>>28723229
Yes, I do believe it did. Good job Rena! Let's get back to MGS now.
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>>28723229
Good job Rena. I'm sending you a big thumbs-up from me and all the other headmates.
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>>28723229
And all's right with the world!
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>>28723229
There's no way this didn't fix everything ever. Let's go and pass out on MGS's pillows.
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>>28723229
feel great about yourself!
and drink more alcohol! why didn't you drink this stuff more often!
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>>28723229
well, that wasn't a complete catastrophe of drunk dialing

maybe apologize tomorrow
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>>28723229
Stop giggling, realise what you just said to MM, immediatelly start blushing like tomato and try to find out whether you talked loud enough for MGS to hear.
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>>28723229
Wait, you never actually brought up MM+ and ask about that like MGS said!
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>>28723325
we should totally call her!
i bet she put her number on rena's phone for...emergencies!
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>>28723316
That doesn't sound very drunk of you anon!
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>>28723278
Hells yeah!

>>28723271
I am just... So good at fixing things...
Now, more drinks!

>>28723325
Ohmigosh I forgot! aaaaa!

>Rena fumbles for her phone but drops it. She leans over to grab it but hits her head, hard. She takes out most of the wall and herself...
-------------------------------------------------------------

>You are now Monster Maestro. You have no idea what the hell just happened.
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>>28723396
Go get blitzed.
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>>28723396
Aren't we busy with something? Let's focus on that.
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Rolled 65

>>28723396
Try to find your brother for a family reunion.
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>>28723396
rena must obviously be the drunkest.
What are you up to? Looks like a yoga outfit. Do you do yoga?
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>>28723396
Well, get back to whatever we're doing than, I guess? What are we doing?
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>>28723396
Look, she said MGS was there, so she can't be in too much trouble. Just ask her next time you see her and focus on what you're doing.
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>>28723396
Riiiight, we were doing before Rena called....
(sometimes I worry about that girl)
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>>28723396
Sounded like a love confession.
>>
>>28723396
focus on what we were busy with
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>>28723396
I guess she's taking things somewhat hard.
>>
>>28723396

Hopefully, she isn't doing something to forget the trauma she went through. Like getting piss-ass drunk.
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>>28723396
right.
back to business.
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>>28723396
Wait, didn't you say something about spending time with Rena today. Did something important come up?
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>>28723467
...
I... I'm sure she'll be fine. I mean... -I- drink sometimes.

>>28723511
I wanted to, yeah. But something's come up... My parents are coming into town to visit. Apparently they heard about big sis and they're worried about us. Sis already left though but they still insist on coming over.

So I've just been... Cleaning.
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>>28723543
Clean less terribly.
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>>28723543
clean BETTEERRRR
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>>28723543
Well, Rena not being drunk would have been real helpful here. She's the only one I've actually seen clean things up around here.
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>>28723543
Talk to us. The voices would like to know about your family parent things.
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>>28723543
Rena's good at cleaning, you should've asked her to help.
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>>28723543
You know who's good at cleaning?

Rena.
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>>28723543
Call Rena in a bit, maybe we can have her clean. She's good at that, right?

Make some more cookies while we clean though, so we have something to look forward to.
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>>28723543
Rena is good at cleaning. Ask her to help!
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Rolled 18

>>28723543
Summon a monster to clean for you.
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>>28723543
wow
you're as bad at cleaning as Rena is at cooking.
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>>28723543
...have you now.
Are you saying things looked WORSE?
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>>28723543
So Rena can't cook for shit but can clean. And you can't clean for shit but can cook.

You're like two halves of the perfect housewife.
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>>28723543
Rena is currently sleeping off a hangover. Not a viable emergency maid.

It should be fine, as long as you've got your emergency maid outfit.
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>>28723543
Summon minions, task them with cleaning.
You're summoner for a resons!
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>>28723609
They should be roomates!
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>>28723229
>"I think that sorted everything out."
>that face of blissful pride
oh god my sides
>>
its a shame rena seems to be busy getting smashed, otherwise you could probably trade a meal for her helping you clean. if they are more than a day away that might still be a good idea
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>>28723543
should really reconsider on hiring a maid.

or dressing up rena as one.
too clean! cleaaan!
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Rolled 8

>>28723644
Villain and hero rooming together, causing wacky situations.
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>>28723652
Lets face it, Drunk Rena probably cleans better than Sober Bridgette.
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>>28723652
by they i mean your parents.
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>>28723664
Do you think maids are free, man? I'm not sure MM earn enough for one.

I bet Rena would trade some cleaning for cooking lessons though.
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>>28723693
The Hero/Villain business pays a lot provided you don't die.
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As funny as dressing Rena up in a maid outfit and forcing her to clean would be I doubt she's in any condition to do more than mess up the place more.

>>28723615
It... Shut up.

>>28723607
"Minions! Clean for me!"

>She summons several monsters. They go about cleaning up the place.

Hehe. I am a genius.

>>28723575
My parents? They're... Ugh.
They're both Villains. Mom is basically my sister but worse somehow. Dad is... I can't exactly describe him with words that -wouldn't- make me go insane.
They're both a huge pain but I know they love me.
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>>28723229
>'m sorry that I didn't get to eat you yesterday
>I think that sorted everything out.
>that face
im laughing my ass off.
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>>28723733
hero does
we've never actually seen a villain get paid.

>>28723768
uh, that eldritch abomination is your dad?
are you even human!!?
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Rolled 54

>>28723768
Monster Matron and Cthulhu?
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>>28723768
So you're half eldritch horror? Fucking BALLIN'.

Can you do anything coo; 'cause of that?
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>>28723768
How did you end up the (relatively) "normal" child in this family?
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>>28723768
yes

YES

BEST FAMILY
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>>28723806
Villainy it it's own reward.
And only reward.
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>>28723768
>I can't exactly describe him with words that -wouldn't- make me go insane
And yet somehow your mom managed to FUCK him at least three times.

You'll never be HALF the woman she was.
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>>28723768
Uhmm...There is something on your dad's face.
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>>28723768
I'm gonna guess that the Mom's name is Monster Matriarch.

Also, cool. Did all the Monster sibling inherit shape-shifting from the Dad?
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>>28723850
That's not his face...
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>>28723768
Um, so your dads is Nyarlathotep?
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>>28723768
Uh, you sure your minions can handle cleaning?
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>>28723768
Your family is adorable. In a totally evil way, mind you, but still adorable.
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>>28723768
how is..
but something like that...

are you sure you're not adopted?

i can believe your sister is theirs, but you?
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>>28723847
Harsh...
I completely agree.
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>>28723768
Don't you have a petite green haired cousin?
Or sleepy uncle in R'lyeh?
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>>28723181
Shes ADORABLE when shes threatening to kill Rena.

Easily one of her best features. She really puts her all into her Villian speeches.
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>>28723768
>>28723768
Yo mama a bitch and yo pa is black dildo.
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>>28723768
So.. uh... did you inherit anything from your dad's side?
It's a mess down there, isn't it.
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>>28723847
>And yet somehow your mom managed to FUCK him
>implying they weren't making sweet consensual love with lights out while holding.. appandages.
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>>28723914
Good thing she can shapeshift
But now flatfic anon has to do a scene where MMs eldritch octopussy goes nuts on Rena
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>>28723914
>It's a mess down there, isn't it.
I too would like to know this.
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>>28723914
I'm sure puberty was her favorite part of growing up.
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>>28723768

HELLO EXTREMELY.
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Rolled 99

>>28723946
>octopussy
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>>28723879
What could go wrong?
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>>28723949
>>28723914
She is a shifter.
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>>28723768
MM's parents:

Hear about Rena.
invite yourself to her drinking
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Rolled 35

I just had a realization.

MM is Monster Maestro
MM+ is Monster Master
MM++ must me Monster Matriarch
Monster marauder must be ... MMA
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>>28724049

Given the nature of Monster Maestro's father, I wouldn't be surprised if just thinking about him somehow lets him know things about the thinker.
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>>28724073
Do they add a + to their name each time a new one is born?
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Rolled 34

>>28724106
I wonder.

Do they remove a + every time one dies?
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>>28723847
Do you really have to put it like that? Ugh... Stupid mental image of naked Mom.

>>28723859
Pretty much. Mom said Dad is the 'Origin of Monsters', whatever that means. So we all have some of his powers. Big bro can turn fully into monsters, sis can change into a bunch of different monster, but not all the way, and I can summon monsters and turn into some smaller ones.We all got a bit of power.

>>28723914
... What?

>>28723835
Thanks.

>>28723834
Luck? I'm starting to think otherwise but it's just a theory right now.

>>28723879
Of course they can.

>She checks on the living room.

...
Dammit.
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>>28724073
MM#
>>
>>28724106
> implying Monster Matriarch isnt Shub Niggurth
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>>28724127
So you have an S-rank mother and an Eldrich Abomination father.
Does that make you half-abomination? Is that why you can summon monsters and shapeshift and stuff?
Do your parents have a problem with homosexuality? This seems pretty relevant since Rena just maybe-confessed to you, and you find her ass so very tempting~
>>
>>28724085
ouch, man you couldn't get away with anything when you were a kid could you?
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>>28724127
give up on cleaning until someone competent can do it
have your parents stay at a hotel or something
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Rolled 54

>>28724127
Hire a maid.
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>>28724127
Seems the greater their power, the crazier they get. Thank the powers from beyond the veil that we got relatively weak powers.

Go find those damned minions.
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>>28724127
I figure they had a limited amount of batshit, and the later you get born, the less there is left over for you.

Also yeah, you desperately need Rena's help with this. When do they arrive?
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>>28724127

Well, looks like you have to do things yourself.

At least start on the bloodstains or something. Clutter is to be expected, but that's just unsightly and possibly a health hazard.
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>>28724127
Consider this: don't tell them abour Rena.
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>>28724127
Haha, now you have to clean on your own.

PICK UP THOSE CLOTHES AND BOOKS
DUMP THEM IN A PILE
PUT A BOX OVER THEM
PUSH IT TO THE CORNER

COMPLETE
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>>28724127
Summon some house elves. They're weak, easily cowed, and are competent at household chores.
>>
>>28724127
Alright, change of plans, let's do cleaning up for dummies:
Designate one room you won't be using, move all the stuff you don't necassarily need there. Then dust the other rooms and you're done.
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>>28724127
Just ask yourself: What would Rena do?

Well, not right now, obviously. That would probably be bad.
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>>28724127
Face it, you're gonna have to summon an even bigger monster to help you clean.

Time to call Rena.
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>>28724127
You might want to wait for Rena to sleep off the alcohol at this rate.
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>>28723806
Villians probably dont get paid. They get to keep anything they steal, though.
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>>28724127
Quick shove most of that stuff into a closet or something!
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>>28724178
>kidnap a maid
FIFY
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>>28724127
So your mother slept with an Elder God....nice.
>>
>>28724127
Bet ya mom's vagina is absolutely wrecked.
>>
Rolled 23

>>28724225
Absolutly not. With her luck, our parent's will arrive while she's still here and daddy will violate her in ways unknown to mankind.
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>>28724127

"Origin of Monsters"?

So he's like the concept of monsters or something or the source of all things that could be considered unnatural?
>>
>>28724127
Get Rena over and have her clean your apartment for you.

Hell, you can even "kidnap" her and earn some money in the process, while you're really making sure she doesn't get hurt while she's drunk.
>>
>>28724127
>Origin of Monsters'

how lovecraftian are we talking here?
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>>28724249
>>28724274
dude, do not talk about someones parents like that. would you like it if someone started talking about the night you were conceived?
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>>28724312
I wouldn't care.

And if I were actually a voice in someone's head, I wouldn't censor a damn thing I said. Fuck em. They get to put up with me talking about their mommy's cavernous cunt.
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>>28724127
Just clean. It's not hard once you start. Like... clean up all the clothes.
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>>28724501
Condolences on your image-swap.
It's pretty funny though.
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>>28724501
...Is that your dad?
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>>28724249
>>28724274
Really?

>>28724280
He is like... The Monster. He's the thing that ancient mankind heard in the dark, the feeling of something breathing on your neck, the thing that makes you run when you turn the downstairs light off. That's all dad.

>>28724216
Rena would cry a lot and freak out I think. And then -somehow- solve all her problems. I don't feel like crying though.

>>28724246
That's the plan... I should have more time until-

>There's a knock at the door.

Oh no.
No no no no no...

>Another knock.

Not now... She's going to nag at me so bad... Please just go away...

>Knock knock knock.
>She goes to answer the door.

MM++: "Bridgette! Oh my, you look great! I was worried you weren't eating right!"

"H-hi mom..."

???: "H̸̛̞̟͙̻̩̖̭͕e͜҉̡̡̩̩̺̤̯̭̳͢ḽ̸̼̱̹͖̺́͟͞ḻ̡̺̱̪̱͍́́ó̵͏͖̫̝̠̙͎̖͔̣̟̳͙̟͞,̶̵̶̵̖̤̰͈̕ ̧͜͏̡̗̜̦͓̬̼̫̭̝̘̘̮̻̼̣̬͠ͅm̸̸͚͖̼̪̀͟y̧̮̰̰͈̼̩̰͓̬̣͖̜̖̝͜ ̢͝͏͙͈̩̯͔̺̥̖̖̖̣͈f̴̭̭̺̼͉̘͠l̵̵͈̩̻̫͉͓͓͕̤͎̬̬̯͍̼̫̪̀͜͠ͅe̶̫̞̜̯͈̮̗̘̻̻̝̖s̨̢̪̮͕̠̙̗̤̫̟̥̻̬͠ͅh̢̤̖̟͔̙͈͍̥̭̣͉y҉̧̹͇̫̟̞͓͚̺͇͙̀͘͠ ̧̝̯͉̮̀m̸̵͔̙̣̥͚̝̻͍̟̯̟̞̟̣͍̳̪͢ǫ̶̛̞͇͖͓͍̥̻̰̺͉̥͍̦͜͟r̵̤̜̫̞̤̙͚̟͈̗͉ͅt̷̘͖̩̙̤̻̘͚̯̫̟̼̰͓̙̤̳̳́͘͡ͅa̸̢̘̹͚͔̭̠͕̱̥̫͉̺̰͕̘͈̩ͅͅḷ̷̡̨̳̺̠͚͕̭̯͉̰̫̟̬̳͖͈ ̸̸̧̰͎̻̬̣̭̹̣̘̲̱̠̩̳̖̩́͞ͅͅy̵̯̥͇̰͚̤͘͢o̴̢͏̷̟̭̗̭̰̺͎̣̪̣̪͉̮͉̦̠̘͚ư͚̼͎̲̮̕n̸̸̡̨͚̰̰̤͓̝͖͖̫͈͔̜̩̫̤̥͢ͅg̵̸̛̫̰̹̯͚͍̼̺͍̦̝̭̙͇̟͈̞l̡̛͎͓͎͎͕̻͚̥͖̪̪͢͡͝i͡͏̙̫̫͓̰̯͔̘̬̙̖̦̲͎̖͚ņ̟͇͉̙͍̙̭̣̕͘g͏̕҉̯͈̻.̵̹͖̤̣́͘͡"

"Hi dad..."

Why do they have suitcases..?
This is bad...
>>
>>28724501
Truly, that is the most fearsome beast.
>>
>>28724501
top lel
>>
>>28724501
Thanks for running! Even with that disturbing image send-off.
>>
>>28724542
Wonderful!
Now for rena to stumble in drunkenly asking for lasagna cookies
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>>28724542
Nervously say that it's nice to see them, sorry about the mess, you just got attacked.

Glance at the suitcases and ask if they got a hotel room or something.
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>>28724542
I kinda liked it more with the image the board swapped the post with.
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>>28724542
That's more like it.
>>
Rolled 7

>>28724542
MM++ is kinda hot.

What is the acronym for monster marauder?
>>
Oh lord I don't know how that image swap happened but that was the funniest thing ever. I'll be posting when the next update happens in the twitter so keep an eye out for it!
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>>28724542
Your mom looks just like your sister. They look fairly nice.

Why am I hearing voices now as I stare into your father's eye
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>>28724597
of course she's hot, this entire family is hot
>>
>>28724612
Oh god, you know things are bad when the voices in your head start hearing voices.
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>>28724638
Even marauder?
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The true face of terror
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>>28724672
Even Dad?
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>>28724672
Rena will probably be SMITTEN when she sees him with ladyboners
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>>28724600
Okay, so end of the session? If so, I'll post the fics.
>>
Rolled 3

>>28724672
Marauder is either a really good looking guy or the perfect trap.
>>
>>28724542

Uh oh. Your parents have become so worried about your erstwhile siblings, so they are now going to compensate by overparenting you.

>>28724597

M-MAD?
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>>28724693
Awww yeahhh
>>
>>28724693
YES YES YES YES
>>
>>28724693
>Slamming 4chan X's UPDATE NOW sxo fast I might break my mouse
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>>28724597
MM*
>>
>>28724693
HURRY, WE'RE IN AUTODAGE
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>>28724693
Hello passengers, this is your reminder that the ara ara train has no brakes.
http://pastebin.com/V3FmYbGY

And a bonus fic!
http://pastebin.com/bBN7C1tA
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>>28724917
NOT AUTODAGE!!!
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>>28724939
Praise be!
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>>28724682
AAAARGH
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>>28723946
>Octopussy
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>>28724939
So, thoughts? How did they turn out?
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>>28725383
I didn't see them until just now
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>>28724939
I think we all know who won the 'Best Character Ever Even In Fanfics How Dare You Disagree With Me I Will Destroy You' award.
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>>28725383
Most excellent. Hopiung for more Bridgette and some dating. ;3
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>>28724542
Say hi,
Don't be shy!
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>>28725434
Man, it's not fair if you compete. Nobody else has a shot at winning then.
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>>28725434
Darn, but now all the fanfics have to be about her.


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