>>28697005
Let's go wake Kitten up

>>28697005
> Get your staff together
> Other
Call Mr.Miksha to get the Sentental to Comp.Spec and equip the Churchill's LJA as well.

Also get pick up the newspaper

>>28697005
>> Wake Kitten
Better brace ourselves for Pool puns today.

>>28697005
>http://pastebin.com/Ac5gJdwq
The Bergepanzer hasn't finished changing into a stug yet?

>>28697148
Conversions usually take a day unless otherwise prompted.

Glad the merchants took the Sentinel instead of the delinquints. As funny as putting the delinquints in the Aussie tank is, there's five of em, and the ACIII and up only have room for four.

> Wake Kitten

You head out of your dorm and head down to Kitten’s dorm. You knock on the door. “Kitten! Time for a Pool Party!” You continue knocking. Hm. No answer. Fine then.

Instead of kicking the door like you usually do, you simply pull out the Sophomore Dorm Master Key. You actually had this since school started but hell, now seems like a good time to use it. You unlock Kitten’s door and walk right in. “Kitten! Wake up, wake up, wake up!”

Kitten is lying in bed, staring up at the ceiling. You must have just woken her up. She says, “Go away.”

“Oh come on, you’re not gonna let that bathing suit gather dust like that, are you?”

“Yes.”

You walk over, pull the covers off, then simply carry Kitten into the shower and get her all fresh and neat for the day.

“Why do I have to wear my bathing suit underneath?”

You simply say, “Because.”

Kitten ends up decked out in her one piece bathing suit, and on top she wears her school uniform. You almost wanted her to get that sundress on but an angry Kitten is nothing to shake a leaf at.

Kitten crosses her arms, pouting. “Why do I have to go?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28697219
I wish they could have taken the Panzer 4 though

>>28697242
> Polite
It will be good for her, get some sun, make some friends. She can just hang out with the crew if she doesn't want to be a social butterfly.
Also, delicious, probably Nancy-grilled, BBQ.

>>28697242
>Boast
IT'S FUN!

>>28697245
We can reassign them if it's that big of a deal. IIRC, we can reassign anyone.

>>28697242
> Boast
>“Why do I have to go?”
Because it'll be fun!

>>28697245
We could bust them down to the Panzer IV, if they still screw-up with the Panther.
Can't aim with a high velocity gun, and complaints about the shell weight might be enough to get them sorted back to basics.
Gotta learn to walk before you run and all that.
Might take a morale hit though.

>>28697315
The panther and Pz.IV both have the same sized shells, I think. The difference between high and low velocity ammo is probably the amount of propellant, though in the end they'll end up with roughly similar guns.

Don't we get the option to upgrade the sentinel to mark II, Schteel? I hate the 25pdr more than I should. It's a field artillery piece that has no place in tank warfare!

> Boast

“Because it’ll be fun, Kitten! You get to relax out in the sun for once! Get your skin wet and soaked with all kinds UV-rays from the Sun. It’s not healthy staying inside all the time!”

Kitten rolls her eyes. “Okay, Mom.”

“Plus, you get to hang out with the other crews, maybe they have something in common with you. Maybe Marina and her friends play War Thunder or something.”

Kitten simply shrugs at that. Eh, no convincing her otherwise. You get some breakfast in her real quick with some good healthy cereal. You and Kitten then head outside and bask in the morning sun. Sunny day, not a cloud in the sky, and actually pretty damn hot out. Perfect weather for a pool party.

You’re sure since you say that now, that maybe it’ll start raining. Whatever, enough tempting fate. Time for Pool!

The ground shakes a bit then you realize it’s the Sherman pulling. Lisa, Ramirez, and Nancy are turned out of the hatches. Nancy asks you, “Ready to go?”

> Y/N
> Other

>>28697468
We remember to Slip Slop Slap?
Slip on a shirt, slop on some sunscreen and slap on a hat? Cancer is bad news, you know.

>>28697463
Was there a mark two, I've been trying to search for it but with no luck?
>>28697468

Y

Other

Today's newspaper day right?

>>28697468
>> Y
LET'S GO

>>28697468
>Y
> Other
Last minute call to Mr. Mishka for getting the Sentinel comp spec'd and LJ installation?
Though I swear it's queued up already with the StuG III being the first one in progress.

>>28697468
>Y
think so!

>>28697541
There was. It's exactly the same as the ACI but with a 6pdr gun

>>28697590
Then might as well just buy a 6pdr gun for it later.

>>28697598
For now let's keep the LJA/2pdr until they get used to it.

http://www.mheaust.com.au/Aust/Research/Sentinel/sentinelmk.htm

for all your sentinel needs. Probably the most accurate source of Sentinel info on the net.

> Y

“Sure thing. Let’s saddle up!”

You and Kitten hop aboard the turret, then Lisa pulls the Sherman out onto the street and forward. Nancy looks positively giddy. “This is going to be so much fun, I’m sure of it!”

You smile. “Gotta say, Nancy, it’s been ages since I’ve been to a proper party!”

Ramirez says, “Is that because you’ve never been invited to a party?”

“… maybe.”

Kitten crosses her arms. “Well, let’s just get this stuff over with. I’d like to get back to tanks at some point.”

“Don’t worry, Kitten!” You suddenly remember the ITL email. “ITL emailed me, says not only do we qualify for the World Cup, but we’re also invited to a little get together up in England! All kinds of teams and tanks are gonna be there!”

“That’s great!” says Nancy. “I can’t wait to meet new people, it’ll be a blast, I’m sure!”

Lisa says, “Well, what kinds of people do you think are gonna be there, Boss?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28697623
> Polite
We won't know until we get there.

>>28697623
> Boast
Big people and small people and dumb people and smart people and nice people and bad people and pretty people and ugly people and weak people and strong people and...

>>28697623
> Polite
Well, it's England.

>>28697623
>> Boast
judging by our happy little band of misfits, anyone and everyone

>>28697623
> Polite

>>28697598
The 6pdr is probably the best stopgap until we can convert it properly into an ACIV, which involves a new turret and changing the frontal armour in addition to the 17pdr.

I'm wondering what other mods we could add to it eventually. They always wanted to give the thing a 400hp pratt & whitney radial, but there never were any to spare.

Those hundred extra horses would do wonders for the thing. It only gets around 10hp/ton right now, and that's fucking HORRIBLE. Barely enough to climb a flight of stairs.

> Polite

“Oh I’m sure it’ll be nothing but nice people there, Lisa. It’s England after all! They got their politeness and their teas and their stiff upper lips and shit like that.”

Nancy says, “That’s stereotypical!”

You say, “It’s a stereotype that has some factual basis!”

Anyway, with that done, you arrive at the school’s swimming pool. It is a very large pool that could be used in the Olympics if needed. It’s not needed now though because you and your Tankery crew have some need of it.

The Sherman pulls into the parking lot. All of you dismount and head in. Like Nancy expected, the pool’s pretty much empty today. All kinds of people just vacationing in Casablanca, getting their feet and everything else sticky with sand.

Not so at the pool.

You spot O’Hara and O’Brian in red one pieces with white trim. Lifeguards you assume. They wave at you, and you wave back.

So, what do you want to do now?

> Help Nancy set things up
> Talk with someone (Specify)
> Teach Kitten how to swim
> Other

>>28697802
>Teach Kitten how to swim

Maybe cop a feel or two

>>28697802
> Talk with someone (Lifeguards)
Gotta hear their thoughts on the party. Then
> Help Nancy set things up
Swimming comes later.

>>28697802
>> Talk with someone (Specify)
O'Hara and O'Brian

>>28697802
>> Teach Kitten how to swim
well, offer, at least.

We did say.

Though really al you need to teach anyone to do is the mushroom float. Once you're confident that you won't drown learning to swim is a lot easier.

>>28697802
>Talk with someone (O'Hara and O'Brian)

Are we lesbian or not.

>>28697802
>> Teach Kitten how to swim
>>28697850
We kittensexual

>>28697802
>Other
>Rub sunscreen on each other's backs

Gotta stay sun safe~

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>>28697850
Despite all their efforts, the /u/-Boot stays strong!

Also, we decide on a case-by-case basis

>>28697802
>> Talk with someone (Lifeguards)

or help Nancy

>>28697802
> Teach Kitten how to swim

>>28697802 #
> Teach Kitten how to swim

>>28697884
I honestly don't care at this point but that/u/-boat term is seriously making me want to throw a depth charge at it.

>>28697802
> Talk with someone (O'Hara and O'Brian)
So they can sideline as lifeguards? Neat.
They won't be too fun curbing at the pool, will they?

Oh yeah, can't wait for Octavia to arrive to see if she got O'Hara casted for the play.

>>28697900
Go ahead and try, we are unsinkable.
Just like the Bismarck!

>>28697904
Who was the third one, was she from the naval studies or rifle club?
>>28697913
That doesn't mean you have to be obnoxious about it. The only thing you're going to do is make people hate us even more, kind of like Sylvie

>>28697913
>Bismarck!
Didn't that ship got destroyed by outdated bi-planes?

>>28697762
Continuing this thought, my dirtiest sentinel wet dream involves putting a rolls-royce meteor inside one.

SIX. HUNDRED. HORSEPOWER. Gives it the same p/w as the cromwell, with better protection and a 17 fucking pounder. Glorious sentinel is glorious.

> Teach Kitten how to swim

With that, you and Kitten strip off your clothes and immediately head into the warm water. You stay on the shallow end, allowing Kitten some leg room in learning how to float. You place your arms underneath Kitten’s chest as she lies forward on the water.

“Alright, Kitten, all you have to do is kick and use your arm your arms to propel. Maintain a good rhythm, otherwise you’ll sink.”

Kitten nods nervously. “Alright…”

“Now, I’m gonna let go.”

You let go, and Kitten immediately sinks to the bottom.

O’Hara blows her whistle and points to the water. “WE GOT A SINKER!” She and O’Brian immediately dive into the water, and under a minute, reach Kitten. They immediately surface, bringing Kitten out with them.

Kitten coughs up chlorine and water. “T-This swimming shit sucks!”

You sigh. What are you going to do.

> Keep trying
> Go and relax
> Help Nancy
> Talk with someone (Specify)
> Other

>>28697934
That's kinda the joke.
Such a shame for a ship named after the greatest political mind of the late 19th century.

Still though, straight-washing us with that Eugene incident was mean

>>28697936
I don't think we're allowed to do such upgrades though. Historical value and something.

I want to outfit the M5A1 with a 47 mm gun/

Or get a heavily modified ft-17....not sure why?

>>28697952
>Ask her if she wants to keep trying
>Talk to the lifeguards
What? She's not gonna want to keep trying.

>>28697952
>Keep trying

What are you Kitty, a pussy?
[laugh-track]

>>28697952
>> Help Nancy

>>28697967
This.

>>28697952
Keep trying

>>28697967
I like this, let's go with this

>>28697924
>Who was the third one, was she from the naval studies or rifle club?
Aviator member looking to play as the shot down American pilot. Really fits the glove right there.
The Rifles will eventually provide gun props and maybe play as extras.

>>28697952
Seconding this >>28697967
If Kitten had enough of swimming lessons, time to go do something else.

>>28697952
Keep trying

>>28697967
So make her keep trying. She has to be able to swim by the time this gets into full gear

>>28697959
I can dream. And change the rules in my own little writefaggotry.

The pratt & whitney should be fine, though. They had always planned to use those.

>>28697952
Why'd the lifeguards come to help when we were literally standing right there?
>Keep trying

>>28697952
> Keep trying

>>28698022
That might not even be doable...

>>28697005
So I just caught up on what I missed yesterday.

On one hand, I am incredibly pissed we handed the fucking Panther to the delinquents and not the Sentinel. On the other hand, this week's tank selection is AMAZING. If nothing else, GET THE T-34 CHASSIS. Hopefully the Pershing and KV-1 as well, and DO IT SOON. Delivery times are a bitch.

>>28698053
I learned swimming in under an hour as a wee little lad, a teenage grill shouldn't have any problems doing so

>>28698035
Was there any experiments with of equiping a Stuart with a bigger gun, I heard the Chinese had with the 47mm but not sure if it was during or post war.

>>28698053
Doesn't mean you give up. Swimming is easy

>>28698012
Damn straight. If we gave up on kitten every time she messed up something this simple we wouldn't have anyone to tease.

Mushroom float so she doesn't have to worry about sinking.

>>28698074
Well sure, but it changes from person to person. Personally I'm naturally buoyant and only really had to learn how to move/move efficiently. But others have a hell of a time.

>>28698092
Unless you're literally retarded or eat stones for breakfast everyone can float.

>>28698060
I guess I'll trust you anon, tank battles may be fun but actual tanks interest me zero.

> Keep trying
> Talk with O’Hara and O’Brian

“So, O’Hara, O’Brian, what makes you two lifeguards today?”

O’Hara shrugs. “Eh, Nancy asked and we had nothing better to do, it is Shore Leave you know.”

O’Brian says, “Well that’s because you don’t have friends, Megan.”

“YOU CUNT I’LL-“ O’Hara is interrupted by a splash from the indifferent O’Brian. “AAHH!”

“Anyway,” you say. “Think you two can help out Kitten?” All three of you look over at Kitten, who’s wringing her hair of water and chlorine.

O’Hara crosses her arms. “Well, I’ll see what we can do.” She walks over to Kitten and grabs her wrists. “Now, Kitten, the proper way to do a front crawl is to take your arms like this,” She starts moving Kitten’s arms in the proper manner of a front crawl. “Along with kicking your legs in proper motion- WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU LAUGHING O’BRIAN?”

O’Brian says, “Because you’re a dyke.”

“I’M TEACHING SOMEONE HOW TO SWIM!”

> Keep teaching Kitten how to swim
> Help out Nancy
> Go and relax
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Other

>>28698060
Pershing's not Tankery legal.

>>28698118
> Keep teaching Kitten how to swim
> Let the lifeguards go away to do lifeguard things

>>28698092
>But others have a hell of a time.

True enough. I remember doing the German swimming badge in gold when I was 9 while others had trouble even swimming 100 meters.
Might be because I grew up near the sea, but yeah

Sage for off-topic

>>28698118
>> Keep teaching Kitten how to swim

>>28698075
There were tank destroyer variants of the stuart, and some with 3-inch howitzers. Those were open topped though. The breech is probably too big for closed top turrets.

>>28698060
The Sentinel will eventually only have a crew of four once we upgrade it, which means we'll have to cut a member. Also, if we're really unhappy with their choice we can still bump them back to the Panzer IV.

>>28698137
We have the option of converting it, all we need to do is replace the gun.

And the gun is worth A LOT. We can sell it to museum for a tidy sum of cash.

>>28698118
> Help out Nancy

>>28698167
>And the gun is worth A LOT. We can sell it to museum for a tidy sum of cash.

Why would a museum buy a gun without a tank?

>>28698164
So the m5a1 is at a dead end in terms of conversions or upgrades?

>>28698183
Because it's one of two ever made?

>>28698167
If we do that, I'd like to put in Trude's crew and make it our carry tank.

>>28698106
I can tread water, but I'm so thin that I have no bouyancy at all.

>>28698118
> Help out Nancy
Not with the cooking of course, just setting stuff up.
We don't want a disaster zone in the pool now.

>>28698106
I can't float but I can still swim

>>28698118
>Keep teaching Kitten how to swim

Where is your resolve?
Where is your dedication?

>>28698167
I say we put it on our wish list. it seems like it will take a lot of time money and investment.

Not to mention if I recall the pershing had a bad transmission

>>28698118
> Keep teaching Kitten how to swim

>>28698118
> Keep teaching Kitten how to swim
Fine then, let's keep at it.
Also man, O'Brian and O'Hara really don't have a very healthy relationship huh...

>>28698238
For what exactly?

it's just swimming

>>28698260
>For what exactly?

>it's just swimming

JUST SWIMMING?
Now you listen here, this kind of attitude spills over into everything.
Do we want our Kitty to become a lazy slacker?

>>28698191
Unfortunately so!

>>28698245
It's underpowered, actually. 10hp/ton, much like the Sentinel. Makes it horrible at climbing even the slightest inclines, gives it horrible accelaration, and means you can't use it to tow anything.

>>28698279
A-men
Keep fucking swimming

>>28698279
I just want her to socialize besides gertude and the sewing club, she doesn't interact with anyone else.

If anything let's have her socialize with others.

Also are there any upgrades or variants for the Souma?

>>28698245

Remember, it takes a WEEK for the thing to deliver in the first place.

>>28698334
>If anything let's have her socialize with others.

Nothing like a near-death-experience to make you re-evaluate the priorities in your life.
Let's have Kitty almost drown pl0x

> Keep teaching Kitten how to swim

“Right, just lie back, and keep your arms out like so.”

You place your arms underneath Kitten as she attempts to float on her back. Kitten looks up at you, nervous. “I’m going to die here, aren’t I?”

“No, I’ve got you, just relax. That’s the important part of swimming. Fight the ocean and you’ll drown.”

Kitten sighs and looks back up at the sky. “Whatever.”

“Right,” You get ready to release her. “You ready?”

“Yeah, ready to drown.”

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

You let go of Kitten. To your utter surprise, she is indeed floating. “Kitten! You’re floating!”

“I am? Awesome!” She raises her hands in triumph, then immediately sinks.

Well, that was short lived.

You and Kitten sit on the edge of the pool, idly kicking your legs into the water. Kitten sighs, crossing her arms, a towel around her shoulders. “Well, I was floating for a few seconds.”

“Yeah,” You rustle her wet hair a bit. “We can stop there if you’d like.”

> Help out Nancy
> Go and relax
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Other

>>28698279
>Do we want our Kitty to become a lazy slacker?
She already is.

>>28698361
>> Help out Nancy

>>28698227
Somehow you're doing it wrong, just lie on your back breath easy and relax with your arms and legs spread out like a starfish.

Humans are naturally buoyant.

>>28698366
And she will stay that way if we don't show her what dedication and RESOLVE are

>>28698361
> Help out Nancy

>>28698361
> Help out Nancy
I'm guessing Lisa and RAMIREZ has been doing this already.

>>28698361
>> Help out Nancy

>>28698334
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/SOMUA_S35#Projects

>>28698383
My legs sink

>>28698334
German is it possible for the Souma to be converted into a Sau40, once the conversion package is available?

>>28698383
Mushroom float. Arms around your legs, head down and you'll always naturally float up. Break the float, stick your head above water, grab a breath of air, then rinse and repeat.

Congratulations, you will now never drown, even if you can't do the traditional float.

>>28698483
The Sau40 was a singular prototype, so if the conversion does come up, it'll probably be stupidly expensive.

>>28698519
Probably something we should look into if we become stupidly rich.

> Help out Nancy

“Hey, Nancy, need my help with anything?”

Nancy nods. She’s already clad in a nice little blue bikini underneath her apron. “Sure! Would you bringing out some of stuff from the Sherman? That’d be great!”

You nod. “Of course!”

You head out to the Sherman and see the cooler and stuff like umbrellas, bags of towels, the like secured to the top of the engine block. Huh, you didn’t notice that this morning. Oh well. You quickly unsecure the stuff and start bringing the stuff in. You set the cooler down, you set the ggrille down next to Nancy, you start laying out the towels along the pool, you start unfolding umbrellas, and lastly you hand Nancy some sun tan lotion. You wipe your brow, exhausting work that was. Where the hell is Ramirez when you need her?

“Thanks, President!” says Nancy. At least she’s grateful.

You sit down on a towel, sighing with relief. Then you hear the familiar engine sound of the Churchill IV. You look over and see the Freshmen dismounting the Churchill and heading in, ready for some pool party action.

Cathy greets you. “Hey, Gertrude! What’s up?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28698574
>> Polite
Sup.

>>28698574
> Boast

>>28698574
Boast, we helped kitten learn to float

>>28698574
...where IS Ramirez?
> Polite

>>28698574
> Polite

>>28698608
...where IS Ramirez?
Picking up Octavia?
They're in the same class after all, so who knows?

>>28697802
>> Teach Kitten how to swim

>>28698574
>Polite
Party's only just getting started.

Sentinelfag is going to pass out now. Make sure to get some sunscreen rubbing action in at some point. Gotta stay sunsafe.

> Polite

“Hey, girls, not much. Just doing pool party things!”

Cathy nods, sitting down next to you. “That’s great! You know, it’s real nice of you and Nancy to get this pool party thing together.”

“Of course, it was Nancy’s idea, I just supported it.”

“Yeah, hope we don’t mind bringing Earl out here though, see you’ve brought the Sherman though.”

You nod, smiling. “Yeah, yeah… who’s Earl?”

“The Churchill,” She points over to the Churchill. You squint your eyes and see small white lettering on the turret, labeling it “Earl.”

You quirk your brow. “You named your tank?”

Cathy giggles, blushing a little. “Oh, yeah… Well, the girls all agreed it needed a name, you know? You name yours?”

You shake your head. “Nah, hadn’t thought of it actually.”

“Well,” Cathy says, “it’s bad luck not to name a ship when you take out it into the water. At least, that’s how Andrea justified it when we decided on naming the Churchill.”

> CHURCHILL IV IS NOW NAMED “EARL”

> Note: Teams will becoming particularly attached to their assignments, such that names will become common. You can name your tank too when you particularly feel like it.

> Relax
> Play around in the water
> Get some suntan lotion on
> Talk with someone (Specify)
> Other

>>28698738
Play in the water
No time for lotion we tanning now

>>28698738
>> Note: Teams will becoming particularly attached to their assignments, such that names will become common. You can name your tank too when you particularly feel like it.

We shouldn't have given the delinquents the fucking Panther.

>>28698738
> Get some suntan lotion on
Naturally this comes first. Sunburn can go to hell.

>>28698738
>> Get some suntan lotion on


>>28698755
That'll be a while. The Freshman have always been attached to their tank.

>>28698755
That takes time. Don't worry bout it.

>>28698738
>Put suntan lotion on Kitten

>>28698776

It hasn't even been two weeks.

And the sooner we take them off it, the less chance they get to be attached to it. There's a perfectly good Panzer IV in the garage.

>>28698747
DO YOU WANT CANCER?!

>>28698755
Swap them to the Panzer IV before they get attached.

One more update, I say, then I'll sleep, I say.

>>28698738
>> Get some suntan lotion on

>>28698794
We can always get another goddamned tank for the Aces, it's not like we're anywhere close to getting them anyways. Why gimp the team by letting it sit

Just putting it out there that maybe Fredendall will use the delinquents to sabotage the tankery team and its efforts from within since the offer did come from her cronies...

>>28698820

We because we don't know when we can get a tank suitable for the Aces, and in any case the delinquents are pretty much the team that least deserves it.

>>28698850
I think we should run the tank and hopefully get the delinquents to give a shit.

The aces aren't going anywhere and we're going to get more and better tanks as we go.

> Get some suntan lotion on

“Hey, Kitten, come over and I’ll get this suntan lotion on you.”

Kitten comes over and sits down, thus you squirt a bit into your hands, rub them together, then start rubbing them on Kitten’s shoulder. “So, Kitten, enjoying yourself?”

“No.”

You start running the lotion down her arms. You frown, “Oh, why not?”

“Well, I’m still at square one with swimming, there’s still no one I can effectively talk to except you and I’m actually kind of hungry.”

“Oh, don’t worry.” You squirt a bit into your hands and start working on Kitten’s legs. “You know, Nancy’s got a grille, we might get some very good burgers out here.”

“Eh…”

You finish off Kitten’s legs, then turn her around and start spreading the lotion around on her face, neck, and the other areas around her swimsuit. “Alright, that should be you done.” You smirk. “Unless you want more…?”

“No thanks.”

“Good, now do me.”

Kitten starts working on your exposed skin. “You know, I overheard you talking with Cathy about naming the tank.”

“Yeah, what of it?”

“We gonna name our tank?”

> Y/N
> Other

>>28698850
Just because we don't know doesn't mean to that you should assume we won't. As for the delinquents, what kind of shitty leader would give up on them after a single practice session, and only a horrible leader would purposefully gimp her team, that is trying to save the entire school, so that she can set aside a good tank not to be used. Just because you might not like them doesn't mean you try to give them something worse, you keep trying.

>>28698904
>I think we should run the tank and hopefully get the delinquents to give a shit.
First they have to prove they deserve being given a shit. And in any case a Panzer IV is a pretty good tank with the long 75.

>The aces aren't going anywhere and we're going to get more and better tanks as we go.
[CITATION NEEDED]

>>28698910
>Y
Anybody have any ideas?

>>28698920
We should take the Pz. IV for ourselves. It'll be better than the shitman we're in now.

>>28698910
>If the other girls want to. It should be a team effort!

>>28698949
This.

>>28698941
Normally, I'm all in favour of Panzer IV over Shermans, but we have an option to make the M4 a Jumbo. More than that, Jumbo with 76 mm on it.

You dig what I dig?

>>28698738
> Get some suntan lotion on

>>28698968
I'd rather upgrade the Pz. IV personally. The gun options are a lot better. Depends on the cost of the upgrades for both tanks, we should look into that first.

>>28699001

A tougher command tank is better than a shooty command tank.

>>28698910
N

We need to get suggestions from our teammates first.

personally, I want to name it Patton

>>28698910
We really should get Kitten closer to the rest of the crew at least. Others is harder to 'force' as it were, but the crew needs to be tight.

>>28698850
Should have bought the 100 Dollar tank and made it the home of team "call me a lesbian one more goddamn time you bitch"

>>28699001
I wouldn't say that gun options are THAT better.

>>28699001
Yeah, the stub 75 has to be replaced if nothing else.

Tack on a Schurzen kit, too.

>>28698941
I agree with this maybe talk to are staff and kitten about switching to it

>>28699047

There are better option for a Schurzen kit.

Like one of our heavy tanks.

>>28698910
> Other
See what the rest of our tank crew thinks about naming our tank.

>>28699036
No. No. Fuck no. Again, no.

It's not driveable in any legal configuration, it injures its users, and it's only that cheap because whoever was the owner needed to clear some garage space. It would end up taking up garage space and never doing anything.

> ?

You shrug. “I dunno. I’m not even particular sure what we should name our tank honestly.”

Kitten says, “I’m preferential for In The Mood.”

You look at her funny. “… What?”

“Hey,” she shrugs. “Names don’t have to make sense you know.”

You sigh. “Of course. You done.” She splats lotion on your face, causing you to flinch.

Kitten grins. “Now I am.”

With that, you hear the sound of the KV-1S and the M5A1 Stuart arriving. The Aviators and the Poles dismount and head in, greeting everyone like the Freshmen, Nancy, and finally you.

“Hey, Gertrude,” says Marina. “I see you’re having some fun!”

Janek strips off her shirt, revealing her red bikini. “Girls! INTO THE POOL!”

The Poles all strip off their clothes, revealing their swimsuits. They all dive in and start playing.

Marina sits down next to you. “So, what’s up, Gertrude?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28699143
Boast

>>28699143
>Boast

>>28699143
>> Boast
Fun in the sun.

>>28699143
> Boast
Well, Nancy is cooking, so things can't possibly be bad.

>>28699143
> Boast
Just some happy, relaxing fun times.
And their fellow aviator has a good chance of landing the part in the play.

Also...
>In The Mood
Well, it had to be brought up sooner or later due to naming references.

> Boast

“Relaxing, fun in the sun, fun in the water, fun everywhere!”

Marina nods. “Of course. Gotta say, thanks for the Pool party and everything. It’s real nice of you.”

You shrug. “Oh, don’t thank me, thank Nancy. She dreamed this stuff up.”

“Did she?” She points to Nancy, currently stacking up some patties. “She cook good?”

“Very good. It’s like eating a piece of heaven.”

Marina smirks. “I’ll take your word for it. Gotta say though, can’t remember the last time I went to the pool.”

“Neither can I.”

Marina stands up and then pulls her shirt off, revealing her white one piece. “Anyway, gonna have some fun with the girls. See you.”

You nod. “See ya!”

> Relax
> Talk to someone (Specify)
> Play around in the water
> Other

>>28699337
>> Talk to someone (Specify)
The Poles

>>28699337
> Talk to someone (The Poles)
Gotta greet 'em all!

>>28699337
> Talk to someone (The Poles)

Speak Slav to me girls.

>>28699337
> Play around in the water
Pool volleyball?
Watergun battle?
Cavalry battle?

Gotta spice things up a little bit here.

>>28699424
Play horse.

>>28699116
> paint it pink, cover it in fur, give it googly eyes, name it rupert.

Viola, you have a mascot. Hell, its cheap enough we could buy iy ourself workout touching the club budget.

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>>28699439
HAHA TIME FOR GAMES THAT WILL END UP WITH EVERYONE BEING WET

(Get it? Since we play by a pool chances are someone's going to fall into it, but being wet could also mean one of the girls becoming sexually aroused)

> Talk to someone (Team Wojtek)

“Hey, Janek, hey girls.”

Janek surfaces, creating a giant splash of water. She looks over at you, smiling. “Hey, Gertrude! Lovely of you to organize a pool party for all of us!”

You wave her off. “Nancy’s idea! I’m just supporting her!”

Gussie swims over, “It’s real nice to have the pool all to ourselves though! It’s a real treat!”

George also says, “I think we can agree that it is awesome to have this pool party!”

“I think we came to that conclusion a while ago, George,” says Janek. “Anyway, thanks again for the pool! When’s the World Cup coming up?”

“Early October, so that means we have a few weeks to practice and such.”

Janek pumps her fist. “We’ll be ready!”

With that, more tanks arrive. The SU-122 and the SOMUA S35. The Rifle Team and the Sewing Club have arrived. Anna waves over at you, and you immediately notice all the Sewing Club members are wearing incredibly nice hats for the sunny weather.

“We’ve arrived!” says Anna.

Samantha says, “We’re ready to get wet!” With that, the Rifle Team immediately strip off their clothes and jump in, joining in with the Aviators and the Poles.

Anna rolls her eyes. “Uncivilized.” She looks over at you, smiling. “How are you doing, Gertrude? I trust you’re well?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28699557
>> Boast
play horse

>>28699557
>Neutral

Try not to steal anything, you dirty pollack

>>28699557
>> Polite

>>28699557
>> Polite

>>28699557
> Polite

>>28699557
> Boast
Ask them what they think of Kitten's swimsuit.

>>28699557
>> Boast

>>28699557
> Polite

> Polite

“I am well, thanks for asking, Anna.”

Anna smiles. “Excellent!” She looks over and see Kitten lying back in the shade of an umbrella. “And I see Kitten is in good health! Excellent choice of swimsuit!”

You shrug. “My idea.”

She points to yours. “Oh, I love your choice as well, compliments your figure.”

You wave her off, blushing a little. “Oh, I’m not anything to shake a stick at, Anna, honestly!”

Bess says, “Don’t be so modest, I think you have a lovely body.”

Mamie also says, “I agree. You look lovely.”

Okay girls, that’s enough, please. You giggle nervously. “Yeah, yeah…” you say.

Lisa surfaces out of the water on Ramirez’s back. “It’s time for some water sports! Hey, Boss! Get the girls together, let’s do some cavalry battles!”

You nod. “Righto!” You quickly snatch up Kitten, much to her surprise.

“Whoa! What the fuck are you doing!?”

“No time to explain!” You quickly jump into the pool, Kitten thrown over your shoulder. “You’re going to be horseman, Kitten!”

Which team do you fight first?

> Team Wojtek
> Team Needlepoint
> Team Bearcat
> Team Not-a-chance-in-hell
> Team Minie

>>28699781
> Team Bearcat

>>28699781
> Team Minie

>>28699781
>horse
Yessss
> Team Not-a-chance-in-hell

>>28699781
> Team Not-a-chance-in-hell

>>28699781
Uh, wait. So in cavalry battles in typical chinese cartoons, they have to snag something to become victorious.

What are we grabbing for here?

> Team Minie
We can totally do some Clint Eastwood one-liners against them!

>>28699781
>water sports

Kinky!

> Team Not-a-chance-in-hell

Cathy, Tara, Ashleigh, and Tabitha all stand to support Andrea. The object of capture shall be Anna’s hats that she brought today.

Anna says, “You better not ruin them!”

Cathy says, “We won’t lose, will we girls!?”

They all say, “No!”

You, Lisa, and Ramirez support Kitten. “Why am I doing this!?” shouts Kitten.

“Because you’re the lightest,” says you.

“You forget that I don’t know how to swim?”

“Relax,” you say. “We’re in the shallow end. It’s not like you’re going to drown or anything!”

“Gee. Thanks for that reassurance.”

Andrea shouts, “Let’s do this!”

> Aggressive
> Cautious
> Defensive

>>28700003
>> Aggressive

>>28700003
>Aggressive

CHARGEEEEEEEEE!

>>28700003
> Aggressive

>>28700003
> Aggressive
Gotta be quick on the draw!

>>28700003
>> Aggressive
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

>>28700003
> Aggressive
Oh well, it's all just for fun anyway.

Kitten's the horsemaster here though so I dunno if she'll be poised enough to do aggressive.

>>28700003

> Aggressive
and i bet we'll lose at the first go of it.

> Aggressive

“Lisa, Ramirez, TO VICTORY!”

All of you shout cries of honor and battle, while Kitten shouts of horror and not wanting to do this. Regardless, the Freshmen respond with their own battle cries, and thus the two teams join battle.

“Grab it, Kitten! GRAB IT!” you shout.

“I’M TRYING NUMBNUTS!” she responds as she wrestles with Andrea over the hats.

Mamie says, “I don’t think it was a good idea bringing our good hats today.”

Kitten gets a neat thought, and then when her hands are interlocked with Andrea’s, she pulls on them instead of pushing, causing Andrea to lose her balance. In that ensuing moment, the hat is collected, the Freshmen all tumble to the briny deep.

> GERTRUDE’S CREW IS VICTORIOUS

“Woohoo! We won!” you shout.

The Freshmen all surface. Andrea says, “Well, that sucks.”

Cathy shrugs. “Eh, we gave it our all.”

> Relax
> Continue fighting
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
> Other

>>28700228
Continue fighting.
Congratulate Kitten, give her more confidence

>>28700228
>> Continue fighting

>>28700228
>Continue fighting

THE ETERNAL WAR RAGES ON

>>28700228
> Continue fighting
Nice work everybody!

> Continue fighting

“Who’s next!?”

The Poles quickly proceed to form POLETRON. “You’ll never defeat us!” shouts Janek. “My ancestry dates back to the Winged Hussars of the Battle of Austria!”

“I have no idea what that means!” you shout back. “Let’s get right to it anyway!”

You all charge each other, Kitten is taken aback by Janek’s sheer upper body strength. You shift the horse to the left, hoping to try and catch the Poles off guard. All you’ve really managed to accomplish was shift the playing field.

“Ha, scared?” says Janek.

Kitten says, “A bit, yes.”

Janek grins evilly, “Girls! ADVANCE!” The Poles scream as they charge at you. You quickly shift your horse to the right.

Gussie must have had a bad footing, because POLETRON immediately collapses, disqualifying them.

> GERTRUDE’S CREW IS VICTORIOUS

The Poles surface.

Gussie says, “My fault.”

George says, “You know, it just occurred to me that we’re not very smart.”

Terry says, “Could be worse. We could have launched Janek at them.”

Janek says, “That was Plan B.”

> Relax
> Continue fighting
> Talk with a crew
> Other

>>28700444
>Keep fighting

The war has changed. It's no longer about nations, ideologies or ethnicity. It's about high school girls riding for honor.

>>28700444
>> Continue fighting
IT'S NOT OVER.

>>28700444
>> Continue fighting

>>28700444
WE MUST FIGHT

>>28700444
>Winged Hussars

Yet another thing you stole, the Hungarians send their regards

Oh well, Gertrude can probably trace her ancestry back to those noble Teutonic Knights that saved the Slavs from their heathen believes

>>28700444
> Continue fighting
Sewing Club is the Final Boss.
They're gonna use their knowledge of how to take articles of clothing off without breaking a sweat.

>>28700444
>Continue fighting
NO RETREAT!
NO RESPITE!

So, why did we ever allow a bunch of delinquents into our Glorious Panther tank?

Now we have to buy a Tiger for the ace crew.
Let's convert it to a Sturmtiger

> Continue fighting

“Come at us!” you shout.

The Naval Studies Merchant crew plunges into the battle, carrying Wilma Thomas Jr.

“Hold on,” you say, “Where’d you guys come from?”

Dales says, “We just got here.” Eh, can’t argue with that. Dales screams, “Anchors Aweigh, girls!”

All of you charge, then Kitten and Wilma lock hands, wrestling each other for their hats. It’s now at a deadlock.

“Come on, Kitten! Grab the hat!”

Kitten shouts at you, “Oh shut up!” She quickly pulls her right hand away then tries going for the hat, but not before the Naval Studies Merchant simply backs away. That action almost causes your team to lose their balance.

Hm, these guys are tougher than they look.

> Aggressive
> Cautious
> Defensive

>>28700590
>lose

>>28700590
Cautious

>>28700590
> Cautious
Our approach failed? IMPOSSIBLE!

>>28700590
> Cautious
Damn them.

>>28700590
>Aggressive

Don't forget what Baby Cakes taught you

>>28700590
Yeah please write us losing sometime... We're approaching mary sue levels of winning and I feel sorry for the other teams, same with that practice match.

>>28700601
>>28700636
I agree, there seems to be little challenge.
I'd rather "load a saved game" than just breeze through everything, including the tournament.

>>28700577
What would a vintage tiger cost in the first place?

Personally, I'd kill for a VK45.02(P) Ausf. B

>>28700636
>same with that practice match.

The one we lost?

>>28700681
is it ever built in first place?

Except they build a replica from scratch, which may not eligible for tankery

>>28700689
No the practice match, not the friendly match with Ace, which we wouldn't win either way (plot)

>>28700703
>which we wouldn't win either way (plot)
We would have won if we had send someone to guard that street

> Cautious

You pull the horse back, trying to find some kind of opening in the Naval Studies Merchant team’s defense.

“There’s no use in trying to beat us! We’re Naval Studies!” screams Dales. They immediately charge in, and you slink to the right trying to avoid them. Too late however, as Wilma immediately makes a grab at the hat.

Wilma then proceeds to grab it, causing Kitten to flinch and fall right out of your grasp and into the water.

“We did it! Naval Studies rules!” they shout.

> TEAM LIBERTY IS VICTORIOUS

You dredge Kitten out of the water, and again she’s coughing up water and chlorine.

“Well,” she says after a minute. “We lost.”

You pat her shoulder. “No shame, it’s all friend anyway.”

> Relax
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
> Other

>>28700703
If I recall correctly, schteel said we were extremely close to winning that match

>>28700699
First of all, yes. VK45.02(P) tanks were indeed built. I think two of them, could have been one. It/they even saw battle, the enemy reports speaking of a strange Tiger variant. I don't know if this was the A or B variant, but most likely the A.
Secondly, replicas are indeed tankery legal.

>>28700577
Jaegtiger all the way. But,seriously a casemate would not be the greatest way to exploit the skill.

>>28700740
>Other

[X]Touch fluffy hair
Let's embrace Kitty and tell her that we aren't mad that she brought DEFF AND DEFEAT to us

>>28700740
>> Talk to a crew (Specify)
Naval Studies

>>28700750
Well I may have been mistaken then, but that's how it felt to me, and as far as it being our first battle goes, it made sense so I wasn't really complaining about that one, but all the rest so far just seemed oddly easy. Again, just my opinion here.

>>28700760
Jagdtiger is built on the Tiger II chassis, not the regular Tiger.

>>28700740
congratulate Liberty

>>28700752
...Russian often write all panzer as 'Tiger' so i won't held my breath.

And on topic of replica... on blackjack verse he said replica tanks is either rare or nonexistent because it easier to repair one. While thing may differ on GermanSteel verse, i imagine replica will very rare too for same reason.

Not to mention i recall there are some wording on official rule that mention necessity for 'original component', but i may be mistaken about this point.

>>28700740
> Relax
We can cat a bit later.

>>28700840
You're confused with americans who couldn't tell the difference between a Pz IV or VI.

>>28700740
> Relax
> Other
give congratulates

> Relax

“Congrats on your victory, girls.” You point at them, smirking a bit. “Next time you won’t be so lucky.”

Wilma crosses her arms, triumphant. “Yeah, we’ll see!”

You, Lisa, Ramirez, and Kitten sit at the edge of the pool. Team Liberty has taken it upon themselves to start taking down the rest of the teams, Team Minie appears to be the only one with even a ghost of a chance.

Kitten says, “Man, they really handed us our ass.”

“Well,” says Lisa, “They’re Naval Studies. I wouldn’t be surprised if they do this kind of thing regularly.”

“Hey, we had a nice clean fight, and we lost. Can’t argue with that,” you say. “Anyway, Lisa, Ramirez, love your swimsuits.”

Lisa is decked out in a yellow two piece similar to yours, while Ramirez has taken up a purple bikini. Lisa waves you off. “Oh stop it.”

“Hey, I’m serious. Gotta say, I’m not that much of a fashion connoisseur, but I think you and Ramirez look great.”

Ramirez nods, “My boyfriend thinks it looks great.”

Lisa looks over at her. “I still can’t believe you forgot you had a boyfriend.”

“I had a brain fart that day.”

…

Lisa sighs. “Of course.”

Nancy shouts. “Lunch is ready!”

> Get some lunch
> Continue relaxing
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
> Other

>>28700972
> Get some lunch

>>28700972
> Get some lunch

>>28700861
Nothing conclusive on my brief search, but at least some hull and turret are built after all. Still considering how rare is 45.02, it will expensive as hell.

btw, some good pic
http://henk.fox3000.com/maus.htm

>>28700972
> Get some lunch
duh

>>28700972
> Get some lunch
FOOD!
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
um... how many crews are here? we still need to boost the morale of them all. what about the deliqunets then?

>>28700972
Where are the delinquents?

> Get some lunch

You head on over and grab a burger from Nancy’s platter. “Thanks, Nancy.” Freshly grilled burgers on a bun with some cheese. Yiss. You take a bite, and immediately you feel like marrying Nancy. “Nancy, these are great!”

Nancy nods. “Oh, stop it, it’s just grilled burgers as all!”

Take another burger for Kitten to enjoy, and soon you’re back to sitting down on a towel, Kitten next to you digging into her burger as well.

Kitten says, “These burgers are great.”

“Yeah, I said that already,” says you. “Anyway, Kitten, think you’ve had some fun today?”

She shrugs. “Well, cavalry battle was some action, I suppose.”

You clap your hands together. “Great!” Once you finish off your burger, you can hear a very loud engine that sounds like a wounded animal. Must be the Panther. You look over and see, yep, the Panther. The Delinquents all dismount and head over to you.

“Hey, there,” says Luciano. She looks like she really doesn’t want to be here right now. “We late?”

> Boast
> Neutral
> Polite

>>28701092

If not with us, probably getting into more trouble.

What are the chances they sell the Panther behind our backs or crash it into a water fountain in town?

>>28701189
Boast

>>28701189
Boast

Nope! Grab some grub Nancy's a great cook.

>>28701189
Just in time for lunch, hopefully they didn't get into trouble on the way.

>>28701189
>> Boast

Right on time for lunch. Where were you girls, anyhow?

>>28701189
> Boast
Never too late for parties!

>>28701189
> Polite
In time for lunch at least.

Now that the crews are present, where is Octavia anyway? We did give her an open invite. And I thought Ramirez was gone to address that. Huh.

>>28700998
rare, yes, but a replica will have no historical value, and most teams are going to buy proper tiger IIs.

>>28701189
> Boast
we need to find the delinquents and quick. we might have to use remote control bomb collers on them if they misbehave with the tanks. JOKING!

> Boast

“Nah, you’re right on time! Go ahead and grab some of Nancy’s burgers, they’re great!”

Luciano shrugs. “Eh, we’ll see.” They go ahead and start relaxing on the towels, apparently pretty apathetic.

“Not gonna roll around in the pool some?” you ask.

“We’ve come to relax,” says Luciano. “That’s what we’re gonna do.”

Kitten looks over at them, then over at you. “I already agree with them.”

“Oh, don’t you start,” you say.

With that, the party is pretty much in full swing. Your crews, minus you and your staff and the Delinquents are having a ton of fun in the pool, splashing, racing, and in general just having lots and lots of good fun with each other.

> Relax
> Play in the Pool
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
> Talk to your crew
> Other

>>28701189
>Boast

Yeah you're fucking late.
Now I'll have to "discipline" you~

>>28701394
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
Let's see how our new (non-delinquent) friends are doing.

>>28701394
> Talk to a crew (Delinquents)

"Say Luciano, what is your beef with Bolter?"
Subtle as a sledgehammer.

>>28701441

Lets go with this

>>28701394
Talk to delinquents. We need them to get their shit together, sooner the better

>>28701441
That seems like a subject we should talk about later.

Reaxing people, relax

>>28701515
Second. This is no time for that

>>28701515
No, we have to establish our dominance right now, we don't want to get raped in the shower by them later
Better make sure they aren't smuggling any heroin in their butts, as well

>>28701515
Seriously. Let's play in the mother fucking pool.

> Other

You stand next to Luciano as she lies down, basking in the sun. “Hey, Luciano.”

Luciano tips her sunglasses down, looking at you inquisitively. “Hey, need something?”

“Eh, just wanted to talk.”

“What about?”

You shrug. “Stuff. What exactly makes the five of you delinquents?”

Luciano says, “Bad disciplinary records, low grades. In a land high school, the teachers just curb your grades until you graduate so they seem like good teachers. Here on an Academyship, if you fail, by god you fail.”

Lansky says, “We all have the most outstanding disciplinary records, they could actually kick us off if they wanted to, but Pinkerton and O’Bannon offered to wipe our records if we did Tankery.”

“Which is why,” Luciano says, “We’re doing Tankery.”

You nod, scratching your chin. “Well then. I’m sure you at least acknowledge that you gotta work for this kind of stuff right? Tankery isn’t just about tanks you know.”

Luciano shrugs. “Yeah, whatever.”

O’Hara and O’Brian walk over. “Ah, don’t bother with these losers, Pool. They’ll be off the ship within the month if their record gets past Law Enforcement Studies and into the faculty.”

Luciano looks over at O’Hara, smirking. “Well, if it isn’t Lafayette Girls Academy’s cutest couple.”

“YOU FUCKING CUNT I’LL-“ O’Brian slaps her hand over O’Hara’s mouth.

You sigh. “Look, Luciano. If Tankery is your last chance, then I’m not gonna play nice with you if you don’t play nice with me. Understand?”

“Yeah, whatever.”

You roll your eyes. Probably the best you’re gonna get.

> Relax
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
> Talk to your crew
> Play in the pool
> Other

>>28701544
Oh Fuck off, they're not going to do drugs. This isnt the setting for that, and it'd feel extremely out of place

>>28701633
It was obviously a joke, genius

>>28701617
> Play in the pool
Let's chillax for a bit.

>>28701641
No shit, but the point is that the worries are fucking stupid and out of place. They're not going to crash the tank or steal it. All they'll do is act cold

>>28701617
> Play in the pool
> Talk to a crew (Naval Merchants)
Get to know them, what duties do they usually do, small talk stuff.

And I'm rather curious about what else is in the bowels of the school ship. I mean, we never did get to fully explore it besides Storage G, right?

>>28701617
> Play in the pool
Water is fun! More fun than Luciano at least.

>>28701684
>They're not going to crash the tank or steal it

Better safe than sorry

>>28701698
How exactly would they steal the tank anyway?

We're on an Academy-ship and driving around Casablanca, or anywhere else for that matter trying to hawk a tank isn't exactly subtle.

>>28701725
They could just sabotage a tank in hundreds of other ways, refuse to take orders during the world cup, and hundreds of other things.

Really, I think taking them in was a mistake

>>28701744
There's nothing for them in doing that other than pissing us off and getting kicked off the ship.

I really think you're over-reacting.

>>28701794
>that other than pissing us off

Yeah, exactly.
They didn't join us voluntarily, remember

>>28701744
Why sabotage a tank, if they won't take orders why join? Stop being stupid already. I understand you don't like them, but shut up about it already

> Play in the pool

You quickly jump into the pool, submerging yourself. Then you break the surface with all the majesty of a bottlenose dolphin.

You’re then hit in the face with a beachball.

“Gotta keep your eyes out, Gertrude!” shouts Jenny.

You smirk. Your time to shine now. You quickly take up the beachball and spike it up into the air. Everyone shouts that they’re going to catch it, but it ends up being smacked back up into the air by Anna.

You see it heading towards you, you quickly clasp your hands together, ready to take this one on. Then Janek suddenly jumps onto your shoulders and spikes the ball out of your path, all without you even feeling a thing.

“Janek, how’d you do that!?” you ask.

Janek waves you off. “Practice! Did it all the time in my Middle School Rugby team!”

You roll your eyes, smiling.

> Continue playing in the pool
> Go back out and relax
> Talk to a crew (Specify)
> Talk to your crew
> Other

>>28701820
>Why sabotage a tank, if they won't take orders why join

They made it pretty clear that they don't wanna be in our team

>>28701835
>> Continue playing in the pool
Gotta show off our skills!

>>28701838
They don't have a fucking choice though, you dense motherfucker

>>28701838
They would've just not joined if they were that surly.

If you don't give them a chance they're going to stay that way.

So leave them be until they actually do something bad to us.

>>28701838
If your archenemy gives you a parachute as you're falling out of a plane, you don't cut your cords out of fucking spite. They may not like that they've been saddled with us, but they'll do their goddamn job or they're on the next homebound boat.

>>28701835
Talk to the Naval Merchants.

or the sewing club

>>28701835
> Continue playing in the pool
FUN IN THE SUN

>>28701871
>you dense motherfucker

No need for that, you naive fuckface

>>28701835
>> Continue playing in the pool

>>28701744
They seem to prefer staying rather than being expelled, and they know this is their last chance and that the powers at be will be looking for any excuse to nail them. They would have to be actually retarded to do the shit people are suggesting. They might be resistant to our authority, but won't actively try to screw shit up.

>>28701908
You would be a horrid leader

>>28701937
trust has to be earned

>>28701960
but they did nothing to us though. We're going by reputation.