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and then op deded

>>28689132
dat filename

>>28689427
OH MY GOD SOMEONE SAVED MY THREAD

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>>28687017
This is funny

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I found this randomly while skimming google images...I don't know why I lost it

>>28687017
Does this mean OoTS will be delayed, Rich?

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>>28691153

>>28691184
You magnificent bastard, my keyboard did not need that coffee shower but damn if I didn't need that laugh

>>28691184

New monitor, please. Old one's covered in beer.

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always makes me smile

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My best friend and girl friend both have the crohns, and i really hope you feel better soon OP :(. in the mean time have a cat

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Cyberpenis.

>>28689081
>>28689839
>>28691153
>>28691184
lol

>>28689121
>>28689132
>>28689427
>>28691060
>>28695665
>>28696352
top lel

>>28691037
?

>>28691608
I love that one too.

>>28693421
Thanks dude. Awesome gif. thumbsup.jpg

>>28687017
>ELH detected.

I always wondered what Crohn's Disease was. I hear about it but people tend to speak of it in hushed tones.

Enlighten an anon, OP?

>>28697236
Just google it, no need to ruin a perfectly fine feel-good thread

>>28697210
>googles ELH

English Literary History?

>>28697713
clearly it's the European League of Horsemen

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>>28697756
You mean these gentlemen?

>>28697713
He has an Eldar Laser Halberd stuck up his bum- it's commonly mistaken for Chrons.

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>>28687017
I take it that I'll have to make the smut threads this week again. Oh well, I've got most of the shit on my end done for the moment.

Hopefully you remember this one. That was a good thread.

>>28697713
http://1d4chan.org/wiki/User:ELH

Perhaps this will explain things a little more.

>>28697961
>>28697961
There is more than one anon on here with chrons... though I've never felt the need to complain to 4chan during flareups personally, but that's mostly because I don't like vomit all over my keyboard.

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>>28698017
Ah, sorry. Must've been a case of mistaken identity on my part then. My bad.

Technically this isn't entirely /tg/ related, but it's still one of /v/'s best hits.

>>28698090
no, you're still probably right, I'm just being pointlessly bitchy- sorry about that.

>>28698090
omg, this can't be for real! Can it?

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>>28698385
It is. Sadly. And so is this.

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>>28698605
dear god.

>>28698742
And they say that WE'RE /d/-lite. I don't think /d/ even has a geography fetish.

Man, people are into some weird shit.
I can't judge though, I'm into some weird shit too.

>>28689427
Oh my god, I need to retrieve my sides.

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>>28698605
oh wow

>>28687017
Accutane: not even once.

>>28699034
What about Accutane?

>>28699405
Gives you Crohn's Disease.

>>28699433
That's just a myth- it's genetic.

>>28699480
Genetics: not even once

>>28698876
Join the club and be glad you won't be quite as sick as those other two dopes.

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>>28698774
>geography fetish

>>28700373
Saved.

And there is that bit in CoC where you can flirt with some living mountain. Not sure if you actually got to have sex with her, though, been a while since I was out that way.

OP here. Things are getting worse. I can't drink water without vomiting, so I have to go to the hospital. Been in bed most of the time and have not been able to read the latest posts Could you guys keep the thread going until I get back?

>>28700784
Will do. Get better, OP.

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>>28698605
>>28698090

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A classic.

>>28700784
yeah, you can only keep that up so long before dehydration really becomes an issue. it's hard to judge, but since it never really lasts over 5 hours for me and I can at least IMAGINE I'm getting some small bit of hydration from that water I drink I usually just wait it out... aren't chronic illnesses fun?

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>>28701148
Proof that Nurgle is neither kind nor loving as his servants are so prone to claiming.

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>>28700784
Get well soon, OP.

ulcerative colitis here! and yes, i had Accutane. however the lawyer says my issues didn't develop early enough to cash in on the class action lawsuit. too bad

what does it do? let's just say technical difficulties with your bowel movements

>>28701511

also i don't know about it being genetic...absolutely nobody in my immediate or extended family has anything like it. but whatever

>>28700284
Weeelllll......

>>28697854
Funny fact about the Bayeux Tapestry (apart from the fact that it's an embroidery, not a tapestry):

The Leek Embroidery Society in Staffordshire decided that England should have its own copy of the Bayeux Tapestry, so they made one. However, the society was entirely composed of women, and, those times being Victorian, they took offence to one part of the tapestry. Specifically, in one place in the original, there is a naked man with a visible penis.
The Embroidery Society gave him a pair of shorts.

>>28700373
WHELP, JUST FAPPED NOT LONG AGO BUT GUESS ILL GO AGAIN

Thanks 4chan, you cunts havent given me enough fetishes

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have some more things

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>>28702568
You still don't have enough

>>28701598
I have Chrons, don't know anyone who has used acutane, and have an aunt with Chrons as well, so if we're going by ancedotal evidence here as opposed to the research which has been done and shows that this seems to be the case, count me as in favor of his theory.

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>>28701312
>100: All Of The Above

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The vargouille will cheer you up.

OP here, I'm back. Holy Jesus that was a fucking nightmare. The only time in my life where I've been in worse pain is when I was 12 can broke my right tibia and fibula at once.

Thank you guys so much for keeping this thread going, and trying to make me feel better.

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>>28698605

In the Kings adviser thread, a sidekick of one of the herbs turned into a god.
So now she's just floating in the ocean in a big-ass castle, and everyone's freaked out.
Her name is Little Timmy

>by the way! ant advice on what to do is appreciated

>>28711273
*heros

>>28711273
Huh?

>>28711273
QUICKLY! YOU MUST FIND 5 TEENS WITH ATTITUDE.

>>28711649
Well, there's Glittershine, The theocracy of Balam, the white death, me,and the great spruce Bruce.

>>28700373
I would so bang than mountain woman. Though since she's made of rock I wonder if all I'd do is hurt myself?

>>28711730
>I would so bang than mountain woman.
With a sledgehammer?

>Captcha says: "she ewshours".

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>>28711955
Its like a sledgehammer yes.

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>>28695665

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One of my favorites.

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Just remembered that I have loads of these saved, commencing dump.

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>>28715785
Found this one on tg, so I suppose it counts (barely).

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>>28715814
One of the Baron's finest, imho.

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>>28715846
This one I've been saving for a rainy day for quite some time now.

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>>28716030
Pffhahahah oh god I'm dieing

Here's the full version of this>>28715814

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>>28698774
You vastly underestimate /d/ if you think this is any truth.

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>>28716355
Please.
/d/ is populated primarily by idiots whose idea of deviancy begins and ends with variations on the theme of "chicks with dicks".

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>>28716423
I'll never understand why folks complain that /d/ is mostly futa, when /d/ was made for futa.

>>28717914
Because there is no room for the other stuff that has nowhere else to go.

>>28717914
You're only half right.
/d/ was formed to replace the /futa/ and /tentacles/ boards.

>>28700373
Must be cold there, her nipples are rock hard.

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>>28719216

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>>28716423
>>28717914

Hey. We're more than that. It's not my fault about five or six people spam and necrobump futa threads every day.

>>28728758
Yeah, but who speaks first? Supes or Bats?
Does it matter?

>>28728720
>realistic rape = traumatized
i've known people that have been raped and while it certainly was horrible for them they didn't walk away traumatized

>>28728798
I like to read it once with Bats going first and then again with Supes.

>>28728798
I read it as Supes talking first because he's holding the mug.

>>28728881
And I have.
My first girlfriend had her self worth completely destroyed by the experience culminating in a suicide attempt in high school. (Like most women, she didn't actually succeed, but I still call that trauma.)

>>28690985
Fucking hilarious. Good on ya mate.

People deal with horrors differently, some shatter, wishing an end to the memories of pain in any way they can (ergo being pushed to suicide), some are broken but can still hold themselves together, vaguely (like many unfortunate veterans with PTSD), other are damaged and changed but still resemble who they where (girls who fear relationships and certain types of men) and then are those who see the damage as a cut, it will heal and possibly leave a scar but it still does something, for a short while at the very least, these people may even use their feeling to fuel more positive projects (the artist that uses their grief to add more their paintings)

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>>28698605

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Classic.

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Probably the best punchline I've ever read.

>>28730880
Oh gawd my sides!

>>28730880
while hilarious i don't get it, were the shakes nothing but blended snack cakes and are the snack cakes that bad

>>28730540
Classic, but I think Heavy would be okay playing a bard.

He would sing out everything.

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>>28702723
You call that a new fetish
pleb

>>28733018
That's the whole point. YES. YES THEY ARE THAT BAD FOR YOU.

>>28687017
>Crohn's Disease
Hayley, is that you? I could have told you all that wine would cause a flare up.

>>28730540
Wot, no super-strength monks?

>>28733448
No I'm some one else, and a dude, and Canadian. Haven't had a drink for months since the last flare up though cause they told me alcohol aggravates it, just one more way this disease sucks.

I feel better by the way if anyone was wondering. They gave me some morphine, some other painkillers and some steroids so I'm not in any pain right now, hope I stay that way.

Though I hope this doesn't meant the end of the thread. I like /tg/ humour threads.

>>28733043
http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=5vNE9A8wzao#t=110

>>28733598
Is there more?

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>>28733582
>Canadian
so am I, but I digress, here's one for ya.

>>28698090
I sympathize with him. I have a cartography fetish.
Raised-relief maps are my favorite, but cadastre maps instant boner me every time.

>>28733598
>he gathers a warband of Eastern players and tries to invade
DIS GUNNA B GUD

>>28733598
What happened next?

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>>28733656
No more was ever posted in that thread.
>2spuki

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>>28733656
>>28733685
>>28733688
>>28733713

>>28733582
....do you have any idea if alcohol contributes to intestinal inflammation in general, or just Crohn's?

I'm...er... having a bout of a recurring intestinal distress after some unusually prolonged, but mild drinking today. I've had these symptoms before, always under 24 hours in duration, but never noticed a relation to alcohol before.

traditional gaems

>>28715724

this shit gets me every fucking time for some reason.

>>28715846
I want to believe.

>>28730880
I... no matter how many times I read it, it doesn't get less funny. I can't stop laughing. Oh god.

>>28730540
It turns out the Heavy is actually a Bard anyways. He has a PhD in Russian literature.

>>28733836
>....do you have any idea if alcohol contributes to intestinal inflammation in general, or just Crohn's?
Not the guy you're replying to, but over-consumption of alcohol is implicated in cancers of the mouth, throat and stomach. It's not exactly unrealistic to think it might be implicated in cancers of the intestines too.

>>28701269
where is this from?

>>28702943

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crohn%27s_disease#Environmental_factors

smoking, contraceptives, and acutane have all been shown as associated with Crohn's. so if we're going by smug, superior posts instead of being nice, then i guess you just didn't do as much research from your armchair as you thought you did

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>>28733167
Please, boob artillery ain't got nothing on vaginal artillery

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Bump for OP, stay strong buddy!

>>28717914
Dammit I had the picture for this
It is basically a post about /d/ being a Chinese restaurant that has a huge menu but only serves chow mein

In any case /d/ was made to condense futa and tentacles and include all non standard fetishes but a small and sadly dedicated contingent of closet homosexuals who think that the entirity of sexual arousal = gigantic dicks and men being fucked in the ass with them and that anything else is not allowed on their board

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What is the TG bump limit again? 350/150?

>>28737063
300 replies
150 images

/tg/ this thread reminds me of the old days. The days when /tg/ truly meant elegan/tg/entlemen

So in honour of your achievement I congratulate every one of you for reminding us why this board was often considered the best board full of the broest of people

I take my hat off to you all

>>28736793
Thanks dude.

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>>28698605

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>>28737238

>>28733836
Pretty sure if you're having intestinal problems of any sort its a good idea to lay off alcohol for a bit.

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>>28739772

Superior.

>>28737035
Why? Why is this so true?

>>28697854
>"Dave, why art there shields and aught upon the earth?"

>"Tis beyond me Frank, but perchance we- Hold, dost Jamie wield a wooden club?"

>"Mark me, Dave, Jamie dost not fucketh about."

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>>28753531

>>28689427
Laughed so hard I farted.
>>28690985
Well played, sir.

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Bumping for OP again. I'll post some more once I've combed through my folder, so I'm not posting blindly from memory.

>>28715900
what is this from?

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Ah ha! Found my favorite.

>>28733780
>28733780
FUCK!

FUCKKKKK FUCKING FUCK!

I WANT TO NO MORE GODDAMN IT!

And I want to know the source forum. Shit like this makes me want to study how the fuck they made these things and run one myself.

>>28755265

That's amazing. I think that that god has the right idea, though. You can revel in your practice in the shadows, or you can ingrain yourself in the very fabric of society and become a necessary component of any successful empire. By nature he's ensured his necessity for generations to come.

What a very practical and farsighted god of pain.

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Gonna help out too

>>28746764
that poster was a glorious bastard.

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2 parter coming up

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2/2

>>28691060
Holy fuck someone actually capped that, I thought for the longest time it had been lost forever.

Thank you Anon

>>28747535
I suddenly want to play this now.

>>28747002
Jesus christ that was an intense read

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>>28756020
There's supposedly a new one coming out in soon(tm)

>>28701312
Now I want to play a halfling monk.

>>28697713
>googles tg
... 'transgender comics'?

>>28735299
A drawfag by the name of Lewdanon.

He's awesome

>>28687017
>Hey guys, my intestines are in extreme pain
>Make me laugh

You're hardcore, OP. I approve.

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>>28687017
I know dem feels my friend. Fellow Crohn's disease warrior here. How long you been fighting the good fight mate?

>>28756199
holy shit I was in the original thread the kowloon anon was me

>>28755377
Also you get the bonus of eventually stripping the communications networks should any invading pain loving empire decide they want to mosey on over, theres no con like the long con

>>28757274
Okay /tg/ it has been long enough
How do wempitch this to GW to get the rights to make it? Fund t through kickstarter, death threats, extortion etc?
I want my goddamn Gitz Row

>>28759541
Not gonna happen. Have you SEEN the state of GW's vidya department lately?
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/28620843/

Maybe if we could find a game that was close enough and then mod the hell out of it. But that would require a lot of talent, time, and effort.

>>28759774
That is sort of why I suggested it, get some good PR for them with a game that is very accessible and more importantly fun
Either way it would be win win for them

>>28759774
Also with how they are tossing out licensing approvals? This would probably be the best damn pitch they recieved since the CEO of full control nerdgasm'd over them to !et him make space hulk

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>>28756964
Space Wolves here I come.

>>28689839
best god ever

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>>28761006

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>>28753531

>>28761128
I don't get it

>>28761153
I'm guessing it's Jurgen, Ciaphas Cain's Aide.

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>>28761153

>>28761177
>>28761181
I don't get why the "Sister" is spoiled
I mean I knew they were Sister's of Battle the whole way throug

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>>28761204
It wasn't. I was my mistake when I screencapped it.
I often highlight words to know where I left off. It helps me read.

>>28730880
Huh, I was there for that thread.

T'was quite amuseballs.

>>28761312
It was less than a month ago.

>>28761324
Damn! I actually wanted to post the writefaggotry that resulted but this thread reached image limit.

Guess I'll just post the links:
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21179959/#21181858
http://archive.foolz.us/tg/thread/21179959/#21182030

>>28754708
filename made me chortle

Just out of curiosity--be honest. How many people screencap their own stuff? And how many people get giddy when they see their screencaps getting reposted?

>>28762312
You mean screencapping your own posts? No, that's despicable.
Your post has to be good enough for SOMEONE ELSE to screencap it.

>>28762476
Hm. Time to track down a confession thread.

OP here. Thanks guys, this was great thread. It made me feel better during my time of convalescence.

RIP OP. May Crohns never claim another

>>28765552
Well, if you're up to it, you can make another, perhaps a humor/chronic fa/tg/uy illness thread