As Kami leaves you alone in the hallway, you take a moment to process what he just told you. Salta is going into labor, you're going to be a father. It then hits you that Kami said he received the message shortly after you began your training. You have no idea how long you were in that room, the baby may have already been born. You want to go and be with Salta and your new child, but can you leave the lookout?

>A. Go to Capsule Corp

>B. Stay and train

>C. Something else

>>28637489
C: ask if we can leave then come back

>>28637489
>C
Confirm Salta's location with Kami. Because I'm not entirely sure whether she'd be at Capsule Corp or the hospital or something.

>>28637489
So is this a stay until it's over thing?

Im voting we stay but only if Kami says we cant leave until the training is done

>>28637523
>>28637544
Vote on these

>>28637489
>A. Go to Capsule Corp
"I'll be back. After all, I think no amount of training you can give me will allow me to survive if I blow this off."

>>28637656
do both
"Where is she? can I come back after I make sure she's okay? I don't want to miss this"

>>28637683
>>28637544
these two.

>>28637650
I think you misunderstand. I'm for breaking the fucking sound barrier to get there, regardless of what Kami says. I just want to confirm where we're going first.

So I vote >>28637544

We daddy now.

http://pastebin.com/QXY9Sj8d
http://pastebin.com/mhat8Lw9

>>28637650
>>28637683
>>28637707
You rush into Kami's throne room, finding him sitting on his throne and regarding you with an amused expression. You ask him where Salta currently is, and he tells you that she's still at Capsule Corp. You ask him of you can go to be with Salta.

He smiles "Of course, best of luck to you."

"I'll be back. After all, I think no amount of training you can give me will allow me to survive if I blow this off" you tell him, turning and dashing out of the room, down the hall, out of the main building, and to the edge of the lookout. Leaping off the side, you soar as fast as you can, reaching West City quickly, and landing in front of Capsule Corp.

You run through the lobby, earning you a glare from the receptionist, down the hall, up the stairs, and down the hall at the top of those stairs until you reach your room. You swing open the door, and find an exhausted looking Salta lying in bed, cradling an infant in her arms.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Leave

>>28637771
>A
"Dibs on naming it"

>>28637785
This.

>>28637771
A
>Hope I'm not too late to the party

>>28637771
>A. Say something
"Hi"
>>28637785
>>28637793
No

>>28637771
>A.
"Is it a boy or a girl?"

>>28637805
this

>>28637771
A: I missed it? noooooo

>>28637805
This.

>>28637785
>>28637793
...No.
>>28637805
>>28637815
these two

>>28637771

A: *joyful raucous laughter*

>>28637805
If it's a boy, I'd suggest Bardock.

>>28637935
No. We should name him Porta

>>28637805
>>28637814
>>28637817
>>28637829
"Is it a boy or a girl?" you ask.

Salta looks over at you and smiles tiredly. "A boy."

She shifts as you approach so you can better see the baby. He has green eyes, like his mother, and some very short black hairs on his head. He is crying, rather loudly, and you recall the saying that such crying is the sign of a great warrior.

Salta smiles at you "We have to name him."

>A. Come up with a name

>B. Something else

>>28637957

Furter

>fucking obviously, guys

>>28637951
Why? Bardock saved our lives, if I recall correctly. He was the one who fucking called it from the start.

Plus, Porta's kind of a shit name.

>>28637957
A: hmm... let name him after Bardock?
seems like a good name

>>28637957
>A.
"How about Turnish?"

>>28637985
Seconded.

>>28637957
>A
In keeping with the meat jokes, Link

>>28637999
This.

>>28637957
Guts

>>28637985
Makes sense. Bardock did kinda save our entire race

>>28637957
>>28637973
>>28637985
>>28638043

A, but why not an homage instead of just naming him after Bardock. How about, Barduke?

>>28637985
>>28637999
Only two that got seconded. Vote

>>28638094
Bardock

>>28638094
Link.

>>28637999
But, Link is a girl's name. We should name him Zelda.

>>28638094
Bardock

>>28638094
Bardock

>>28638094
>Bardock
>Link

B
"Salta, do you have any name in mind?"

>>28638094
Voting for Bardock

bardock wurst?

>>28638152
Wurst works.
>look at that brat, Wurst

>>28638094
Link

>>28637985
>>28637997
>>28638043
>>28638101
>>28638125
>>28638130
>>28638134
"How about...Bardock?" you ask her.

She smiles "I like that. After all, without him, we wouldn't have survived and he would have never been born." She yawns tiredly.

>A. Offer to watch the baby

>B. Where are Spina and Fita?

>C. Something else

>D. Do something

>E. Leave

>>28638094
Link

>>28638183
We should offer to stay with her and watch the baby.

>>28638183
Vote for B.

captcha- this isgarmen

>>28638160
no thats brilliant, a great saiyan warrior poet whos works all revolve in some way around meat.

>>28638183
B

Also, let's not get distracted - we're training with Kami. We should spend the afternoon and then return to train.

>>28638183
A

>>28638183
B

Probably should offer to watch the baby if neither are around, and its gonna be tough to train with a baby around.

>>28638183
A let her rest

>>28638258
>>28638211
>>28638204
B it is.

We should have our kid train with goku when they're old enough!

>>28638204
>>28638211
>>28638258
>>28638331
You ask her what happened to Spina and Fita.

She rolls her eyes. "They were getting on my nerves so I told them to go train. Hopefully they'll knock each other out and I won't have to deal with them for a few hours" she tells you, smiling down at the baby. "I can just spend some alone time with our son, unless you'd like to stick around and we can spend some family time."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Leave

>>28638381
B- We should stay a while.
It's daddy time.

>>28638381
>A "I would like that"

>>28638381
B

Lets stay a while and spend some time.

>>28638404
This

>>28638381
B

Tell her that we'll stay for a day or two but that Kami is giving us primo training that we shouldn't delay.

>>28638381
>Well, I WAS training and I should get back to it, but even I can tell that I'm needed here.

>>28638381
Stay for a while. Kami can wait.
"So you ready for another?"

>>28638381
On a complete tangent, I wonder if she got a Zenkai from childbirth.

>>28638458
This hahaa

>>28638458
Let's say that
Also scan the kid. See how strong he is

>>28638458
Not this.

Can we just, you know, have a moment? Without saying something dumb?

Stay, family time.

Also, passive power level scan.

>>28638404
>>28638417
>>28638418
>>28638424
>>28638425
>>28638447
>>28638458
>>28638467
>>28638478
You tell her you will stay for a little while. She smiles and scoots over, making room for you to climb into bed with her. She leans against you and rests her head on your shoulder, handing you the baby, who is still crying loudly.

"Well, after a lot of close calls, he's here and healthy" Salta comments.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28638467
Once she fully recovers, probably.
>>28638568
>B
Scan the kid. Let's see what kind of potential we're working with.

>>28638568
B - Realize, that as saiyans, you are all probably hungry as hell right now.
Really. She gave birth, you just got done training. Get some grub up in here.

>>28638568
so
uh
were you pregnant in hell?
how would that even work
would you give birth to a baby in hell or just be pregnant forever?

>>28638610
>>28638599
these two

>>28638568
A
>Close calls? Thats an understatement; you two have been to Hell and back, literally.

>>28638568
"Soon enough he's going to be zooming around and causing us all sorts of trouble. I hope he grows up to be stronger than me"
Scan his powerlevel

>>28638568
>A
"So, you hungry? This seems like the sort of thing that should make a Saiyan hungry... and it just occurred to me that I have no idea how kids work."

"Is it normal for them to cry that much?"

>>28638599
Lets hope he's stronger than goku..

>>28638657
Gokus gonna have a friend to grow up with

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>>28638599
>That feel when your kid is stronger than Raditz after being born thanks to Zenkai.

>>28638672
A younger cousin?
>we masquerade as the human Uncle Frank
>nobody bats a fucking eye

>>28638568
"No closer call than the one we've had"

We must dress this little angel in a devil motif whenever possible, because he has been to hell.

>>28638599
>>28638610
>>28638626
>>28638627
>>28638631
>>28638651
>>28638657
>>28638672
"Soon enough he's going to be zooming around and causing us all sorts of trouble. I hope he grows up to be stronger than me" you tell her.

She smiles "Now that's a high expectation."

You close your eyes and feel his power. It feels weak, but he is an infant and you were born a low level, so you aren't exactly discouraged. At least it's higher than Goku's. Suddenly, it occurs to you that Salta is probably starving right now. Saiyans are always hungry, and after something as physically taxing as childbirth, Salta has got to be losing her mind from hunger. You grab a phone from the bedside table and order some dinner, some of that delicious food Briefs called pizza. After being told it will be at the building within forty minutes, you turn your attention back to Salta and Bardock.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Leave

>>28638735
They better fucking not or it's Popo time with telepathy.

>>28638755
Lift the kid up, kids like being tall.

>>28638672
>We leave Bardock with Gohan for an extended period of time
>Come back and find out Goku killed Gohan on accident, but he and Bardock have been training everyday to see who gets food for the two of them.
>Story of Dragonball is now Goku and Bardock running around Earth getting into shenanigans and sparring

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>>28638779
It's a joke about Frank sounding just like an Earth name.
>>28638755
We're about to get straight up heartwarming, aren't we?
>link related, it's what the soundtrack of Bardock's life should be
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hpYFZt977nw
>>28638836
What about Krillin?

>>28638836
Fund it

>>28638836
>Come back and find out Goku killed Gohan on accident, but he and Bardock have been training everyday to see who gets food for the two of them.
>the winner gets to go out and kill for food

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>>28638836
>they're each into the 30K range by the time of the Saiyan saga

>>28638940
Goku and Bardock play rock paper scissors over who gets to beat up Vegeta.
Loser has to settle with Nappa.

>>28638789
You lift Bardock above your head, and his cries switch to laughter. His tail hangs down in front of your face, and begins wiggling around as he continues to laugh. Salta kisses your cheek then grins up at the laughing baby.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

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>>28638755
I don't think anybody has ever asked this before, but, what's our father's name, Somniususussisus?

>>28638982
Bill

>>28638966
By the way, what kind of hairstyle does lil'bardock have?

>>28638966
>A
"Alright buddy - training starts now"
>B
Try to boop his nose so he can learn to DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODGE

>>28638940
Maybe we should suggest this to Salta since it would allow us to go be bastard parents like good saiyans while still having two more strong saiyans in the universe.

>>28639015
I'm gunna agree with this only if we don't fuck around too much with him.

>>28639032
I'm not talking actual violence. Just typical parent-infant child games. Like peekaboo, but with afterimages.

>>28638995

Probably a spiky faux-mohawk type thing.

It's gonna look sweet in SSJ, obviously.

>>28639016
I'm pretty sure we've already committed to being the best Saiyan dad ever. Which doesn't mean a whole hell of a lot on its own, but combined with the way Frank's character is shaping up kind of precludes being a bastard as an option.

>>28639058
What about hanging down around his face, like Trunks?

We should probably ask Dr Briefs for a chart of the lunar cycle for the next several years. Nip that potential disaster in the bud.

>>28639132

You. This is a very good idea. Have a copy sent to Old Man Gohan as a precaution as well.

>>28638982
Dick

>>28639015
You smile at Bardock as he continues laughing, and you get an idea.

"Alright buddy - training starts now" you tell him, booping his nose.

He stops laughing and blinks at you, either confused or simply surprised by what you just did. You do it again, and he continues to stare at you. You go to do it a third time, and he tilts his head to the side, causing your hand to miss.

Salta smiles "He's quick learner."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Leave

>>28639192
>A
"Couldn't have gotten that from me."

>>28639206

A million times this.

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>>28639079
>>28639058
Implying he's not going to look like this when he grows up.

>>28639206
This

>>28639206
yup yup yup

also, lets montage the rest of the conversation and go ahead to tomorrow morning.

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>>28639206
This

>>28639192
good he takes after you. kiss her

>>28639192
>A
"You hear that, Bardock? You're gonna go far, kid."
Group hug time.
>B
>>28639245
This, montage time.

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Would Tiencha be able to beat Goku?

>>28639206
>>28639220
>>28639243
>>28639245
>>28639254
"Couldn't have gotten that from me" you joke. You and Salta share a laugh, and spend the rest of the evening relaxing together with your new baby. Doctor Briefs was kind enough to lend you a crib, apparently it was used for his daughter. Bardock passes out, and you put him to bed in the crib, before returning to bed with Salta. Not long after, she falls asleep in your arms, and you pass out soon after that. The next morning you wake up to find Salta still snoozing away, and the baby apparently doing the same.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28639377
Now? Yes.
Any time other than now? No.
Oh man, Godock or Barku

>>28639393
ditch em
go train

>>28639393
B

Wake Salta up and let her know you're heading back to Kami's Lookout.

Kiss Baby Bardock on the way out.

>>28639393
We never told the girls about goku being bardocks son

>>28639471
We probably should

>>28639441
>>28639446
You gently shake Salta awake and tell her you're going to return to Kami's lookout to continue your training. She gives you a quick kiss and wishes you luck before turning over and going back to sleep. You walk over to the crib and see Bardock sleeping peacefully. You kiss his forehead and quietly leave the room. Heading down the hall, down the stairs, then down the hall at the bottom of the stairs, you reach the lobby. Exiting through there, you shoot into the sky and fly to Kami's lookout. Landing just in front of the building, you see Mr. Popo not far away.

>A. Go find Kami

>B. Talk to Popo

>C. Something else

>>28639396
Bakarot

>>28639526
Greet Popo, then locate Kami.

>>28639526
B. I once again visit your domain Mr.Popo, I pray that you will have mercy on me and let me continue my training.

>>28639526
>B. Talk to Popo
"Greetings Dark one."
>A. Go find Kami

Rolled 1

>>28639526
>B
wassup nigga
u know gardening is for gay bois right

>>28639526
>A.

>>28639526
>B then A
"Morning Mr. Popo."
Then find the fuck out of Kami.

>>28639527
Wait we don't know his Saiyan name, do we? We only just found out about him from Gohan.
Maybe we should check out the pod, see if anything's inside.

>>28639526
"Popo! I challenge you... To rock paper scissors"

>>28639558
This.

>>28639562
Okay I laughed.
Going with this

>>28639562
that nat 1 compels me to back this up

>>28639601
No we don't.

>>28639649
>>28639639
>>28639562
So much stupidity in one place...
I am also shamefully accusing this of being samefaggery.

>>28639683
Chances are you are right.

>>28639683
As if popo is gonna kill us
we can easily bait him with fried chicken and watermelon

>>28639683
yeah that samefag with 2 posts in the same minute

>>28639707
We don't have either of those.

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>>28639683
I would post 'no fun allowed' but I don't have it.

>>28639707
What the hell are those? Can you eat them?

>>28639740
I was going to apologize, but then I saw the le in the filename.
Also, potentially being wrong was what the 'shamefully' part was for.

>>28639562
>>28639558
Vote

>>28639558
>>28639792

Don't insult the Dark Master.

>>28639780
I wouldn't have accepted your apology anyway ;_;

Oh, new idea. Battlefield senzu dispensing medical drone. Basically it hangs around unobtrusively until someone gets hurt, then it tries to sneaky over and despense HEALING!

>>28639792
If I can't vote "neither", I'll go >>28639558

At least it's just being a smartass.

>>28639562
Gotta vote for this one.
We need some humor back up in here.

>>28639577
Only rational choice

>>28639822
That's just asking to be blown up. Robots don't do very well in this universe.

>>28639558
>>28639818
>>28639740
>>28639627
>>28639814
>>28639824
You nervously approach Mr. Popo, who simply stares at you with a grin on his face the entire time. You find it rather unnerving, but fight not to show it. Standing before him, you muster up the courage to speak.

"I once again visit your domain Mr.Popo, I pray that you will have mercy on me and let me continue my training" you tell him.

He laughs "Just make sure you remember the pecking order, maggot" he tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Find Kami

>D. Leave

>>28639926
C

>>28639926
>C. Find Kami

>>28639926
C

Swiftly. Hopefully now that Kami has tested our moral fortitude we can get to some real training stuff.

>>28639926
C

>>28639926
>A
"Will do."
Then find Kami.

>>28639973
Yea, if he tries to have some more similiar stuff, we should remind him that we do not aspire to become a diplomat.

>>28639926
>B
suck popos dick

>>28639792
>>28639562
Got 2 b

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>>28640041
>>28640060

>>28639954
>>28639958
>>28639973
>>28639975
You leave Mister Popo alone, and enter the building to look for Kami. Once again, you find him in his throne room. He nods as you enter, rising from his throne and approaching you.

"Welcome back. Are you prepared to continue your training?" he asks. His tone is very even, his expression unreadable.

>A. Yes

>B. No

>C. Something else

>>28640121
pleb tastes

>>28640129
>A
"Of course."

>>28640129
A

>>28640129

.A YES!

>>28640129
A

"I am."

>>28640183
>>28640196
"Of course" you tell him.

He nods and walks past you.

"Follow me" he says.

He exits the room, and you follow. He leads you down the hall, down a flight of stairs, and down another hall. For a moment, you think he is taking you back to the pendulum room, but he opens and enters a different door. Stepping through after him, you enter a large, red room, completely empty except for you and Kami.

"This is the room of stress " he tells you. "It is designed to put your body through harsh conditions as you train. Intense heat, intense cold, higher gravity, less oxygen, whatever will test and strengthen you the most."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28640129
>A. Yes
"As ready as I'm going to get."

>>28640307
Smile, time to go until we're exhausted.

>>28640307
>A
"I'd like to be able to go back to see my wife and kid tonight, so you might need to call someone."

>>28640307
>>A.any advice?

also form ki armour try an toughen our skin with ki

>>28640307
>A. Say something
"Oh hell yes."

>>28640307
B Nod

>>28640307
less oxygen would cause us to get more endurance as we produce more red blood cell equivalent to deal with it. gravity for strength. Intense hot and cold are just nervous impulse and so are about pain tolerance. this should be great for frank.

>>28640307
A

"I am so excited for this."

>>28640312
>>28640338
>>28640399
>>28640408
>>28640414
"Oh hell yes" you tell him.

He nods and leaves the room, the door slamming shut behind him. Immediately things begin to feel off, you feel hot. Not normal summer heat hot, either. You feel like you are burning, as if you are covered in fire. Your arms and legs feel heavy, as if they are made of led. And on top of it all you find you're having a very hard time catching your breath.

>A. Punches

>B. Kicks

>C. Ki

>D. Something else

>E. Leave

>>28640471
A+B+D

Punch, kick, try to dodge roll - anything that will increase our strength and mobility.

We have a pathological inability to dodge and I'd really like to see Frank develop in the quick reflexes region.

>>28640471
>B. Kicks

>>28640502
This

>>28640471
>D
Circle walking, gradually increasing speed.

>>28640471
>A
>B
Let's go basic punch and kick combinations for now, then move on up to ki when we're feeling more confident.

>>28640502
This

>>28640471
fly just enough to hover then kick and punch combos combos combos two jabs a straight and two kicks

>>28640560
Actually, scratch that. Triangular footwork might be better for improving our dodging.

>>28640741

Don't stop!

REMEMBER FRIEZA'S SMUG LITTLE FACE

>>28640502
>>28640503
>>28640526
>>28640560
>>28640568
>>28640572
You start by simply walking around the room. Even this proves taxing due to your legs feeling so much heavier. When you begin practicing punches and kicks, you struggle to lift your arms and legs each time. Your body screams with agony as you try rolling and flying. Energy turns out to be the simplest thing for you, requiring the least physical activity.

>A. Keep training (specify what)

>B. Leave

>>28640823
How long have we been training so far?

>A
Try some energy blasts into the abyss and see how we feel.

>>28640823
A fly a bit short quick movments to quickly dode

>>28640823
A

Speed up our physical routine - incorporate dodges, sidesteps, heel kicks and very weak ki blasts to try and develop some kind of efficient fighting style.

>Frank's Relish Combos

>>28640848
>>28640910
>>28640924
You fire a few ki blasts and see that this causes very little strain to you. You force yourself to lift off the ground, and try to fly quick, short movements, practicing dodging. This proves very difficult, and you can practically hear your body cursing you as you try it. You land, and launch into a series of motions-dodges, sidesteps, kicks, heel kicks, ki blasts, moving with them as fast as you possibly can, despite the agonizing pain it causes to flare through your body. You have no idea how long you have been in here but it feels like hours, and your body aches worse than you can ever remember it doing before.

>A. Keep training

>B. Leave

>>28640994
>A. Keep training
Try to see if you can perform that Sampan jumping trick.

>>28640994
B
Don't want to die to a training chamber anytime soon

>>28640994
A

Power up to maximum level to keep rolling. Picture Vegeta blowing up and speed up again.

>>28640994
>A
One more update worth.

>>28640994
>>28641052
this

>>28640994
>A
Push it to the limit! If Vegeta could train under awful conditions, so can we.
How about we do some one fingered push-ups?

>>28641050
Bitch, we a saiyan.

>>28641052
I vote this.

>>28640994
A
Maximum flurry

>>28640994

.A WE ARE A SAIYAN WARRIOR

>>28641052
>>28641070
>>28641079
>>28641088
You feel exhausted, your body screaming in agony. You struggle to breath, or even stay standing. Every fiber of your being demands, no, begs for you to stop. You feel tempted to do exactly that.

But, suddenly, a vision fills your mind. You see planet Vegeta bursting into a million pieces. Your home, your race, being annihilated in seconds. In your mind's eye, you see Bardock and a few other saiyans before Frieza, laying down their lives to protect their home and people, only to fail to save them.

Rage and determination roar within you, blocking the cries of your tired body. You explode into more intense combinations, more powerful, swifter punches, higher, swifter, more deadly kicks. Faster dodges, higher jumps, stronger energy blasts, you push everything you have to the limit and beyond. You swear you can feel the ground shake for a moment, but you don't care. You are completely and utterly consumed by your training, nothing else matters, your mind is devoid of anything else, save that image of your planet being destroyed.

You have no idea how long you manage to keep this up for, but when you finally do collapse, you see Kami entering the room and running to you as everything goes black.

You wake up in a room you do not recognize. You quickly figure out that you are in a bed, and by that knowledge you deduce that you are in a bedroom. But beyond that you can't really tell anything. That is until a voice lets you know where you most likely are.

"So, you are awake" Kami says

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28641340
>A. Say something
"How long was I in there?"

>>28641340
A) "That was fun."

>>28641340
>A
"'So I'm alive' is more like it."

>>28641378
This and this
>>28641373

>>28641340
>A
"Dunno what I would have done if you hadn't got me out of there, Kami. Thanks. How long was I out?"

>>28641397
Seconding

>>28641397
My vote lies here.

>>28641373
>>28641397
>>28641421
>>28641450
"That was fun" you tell him.

Kami shakes his head in disbelief, clearly questioning your sanity if you consider something like that fun.

"How long was I in there?" you ask.

"You were in that room for nearly twenty four hours" he tells you, and if you didn't know any better you'd say he sounds impressed. "You've been unconscious for nearly two weeks."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28641523
>A
Sweet. Where's the food?

>>28641523
>A
"... I'm hungry."

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>>28641523
A) "Nice! I think I beat my last record by a week."

>>28641523
A. "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum!"

>>28641523
>A
"Salta's probably pissed, right? You think I'll be able to go see her soon?"

>>28641523
A
Well this is how saiyans get stronger. Sorta

>>28641550
This then panic at the thought at what salts is going to do when she find us

>>28641544
>>28641546
>>28641550
>>28641561
>>28641601

A combination oh all of these, perhaps?

>>28641523
"Oh fuck, Salta is going to kill me."

>>28641601
We told her we'd be training with Kami. She'll understand. Remember, she's not Chi Chi.

>>28641643
Still, we left to train and ended up passed out for two weeks, leaving her to deal with our newborn son on her own.

I'd be a little ticked.

>>28641523

.A so what your saying is that the girls have two weeks of training on me?

>>28641688
Big zenkai for us, though. I doubt any of their training left them unconscious for two weeks.

>>28641684
Not like saiyans are really all that knowledgeable about parenting. Frank and Salta most likely never knew their own parents, as neither did most other saiyans born during Freeza's reign.

>>28641688
We not only got a huge amount of what essentially would be multiple times Earth's gravity of training, but we also got zenkai from pushing our body to the very brink and recovering.

>>28641561
>>28641550
>>28641546
>>28641544
>>28641617
>>28641603
>>28641601
"Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayum!" you exclaim upon hearing that.

Kami nods in agreement. "I know it's -"

"Nice! I think I beat my last record by a week" you finish."

He stares at you for a long moment, a bewildered expression on his face. "What?"

"Well" you explain. "This is how saiyans get stronger. Sorta"

"I see. Well, you were in horrific physical condition when I found you. How do you feel?" he asks.

"... I'm hungry" you tell him.

"Really? That's it? Just hungry?" he asks.

"Oh fuck!" you shout suddenly.

"Yes, now you realize how serious this almost was" Kami says.

"Salta is going to kill me" you finish.

"Really? That's what you're concerned about? You almost die and you worry about her anger?" Kami asks in disbelief.

You don't answer, too worried about the wrath of Salta. After a moment you look at him.

"Salta's probably pissed, right? You think I'll be able to go see her soon?" you ask.

Kami stares at you and tries to sputter something out, but for several minutes is unable to form a coherent statement. Finally, he says "You know what? Take the day off."

>A. Thanks (leave)

>B. Stick around

>C. Something else

>>28641735

Thanks! Spend time with Salta Spina and Bardock

>>28641735

.A your a bro Kami

>>28641735
>A.

>>28641735
>A
"Oooohoho I'm a dead man walking."

>>28641735
>A. Thanks (leave)

>>28641735
>A
"Thanks!" Then book it to CC

>>28641791
I feel like he must be completely amazed by what we're capable of. Recall that we're hundreds of times stronger than King Piccolo.

>>28641735
A

>>28641735
A. Your a God right?, any chance your divine intervention can protect me here?

>>28641939
heheh

hahaha

HAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHA~

>>28641950
god helps those who help themselves

>>28641939
this

>>28641735
A

"I really appreciate this."

Zoom off to see Baby Bardock and Salta, please.

Also, powerlevel check?

>>28641791
>>28641788
>>28641802
>>28641811
>>28641822
>>28641835
>>28641852
>>28641939
>>28641950
>>28641971
>>28641983
"You're a God right?, any chance your divine intervention can protect me here?" you ask nervously.

Kami shakes his head. "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, and heaven hath no shield against it."

"Oooohoho I'm a dead man walking" you tell him as you rush from the room, amazed by how quickly you're moving. You run down the hall and find yourself outside of the building. Rushing to the edge to the lookout, you jump, and fly top speed to Capsule Corp, getting there in minutes.

Landing at the main entrance, you dash through the lobby, down the hall, up the stairs, down the hall at the top of the stairs, and into your room. You see Spina and Fita at the crib, fussing over the baby. Salta is standing in front of you, arms crossed, foot tapping, expression unreadable.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>C. Retreat

>>28642158
A. "I was in a coma, please don't hurt me."

>>28642158
A
Please don't kill me

>>28642158
>A
"...Okay, yes. I've been gone for two weeks. But I have a good explanation for it! I was in a coma from training too hard."

>>28642158
A: "uhh... I got lost on the way back?"

>>28642158
>A
"I'm... sorryInearlykilledmyselftrainingwithKamibutheyyou'relookingbetter?"

>>28642158

.A I love you?

>>28642158

"Hello, beautiful wife. How is Baby Bardock doing? Also I love you. And I have the day off."

>>28642182
Add
I'M to pretty to die

>>28642158
B.
I know the procedure.

Begin to plant you head into the ground and await head stomping

>>28642206
>>28642205
>>28642202
>>28642200
>>28642199
>>28642198
>>28642193
>>28642182
>>28642178
Vote on these

>>28642198
I like this one

>>28642251
This >>28642193

She'll understand.

>>28642202
I like this one.

>>28642202
That works.

>>28642158
"Hello dear."
"Any chance I could convince you to not brutally murder me?"

>>28642202
>>28642275
>>28642291
Winner

>>28642346
Oh god, we're gonna get a second zenkai, aren't we?

>>28642202
>>28642275
>>28642291
"Hello, beautiful wife. How is Baby Bardock doing? Also I love you. And I have the day off" you tell her nervously.

She smiles sweetly and walks over to you, throwing her arms around you and leaning in close. "Bardock is doing just fine, I love you too, and great to know" she tells you.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28642468
A

"I've been in a coma for the last two weeks - sorry I didn't come back earlier. Kami has some rigorous training programs..."

also, power level check?

>>28642468
B: hug her back... slowly and carefully

>>28642468

.B close our eyes and wait for death

>>28642468
Hug and prep for a knee to the groin and a foot on our face

>>28642468
>A
"Pushed myself too hard in training, and if you can believe it, I was stubborn enough to push so hard I was in a coma for two weeks after... that must sound like a pretty lame excuse though."

>>28642468
>A
"Sorry."

>>28642543
>>28642550
>>28642553
You hug her back, slowly and carefully....closing your eyes and preparing for death. Instead of death, you receive a kiss. After several seconds, you begin to relax. That's then you receive a knee to the groin. You groan, hunching over in pain and falling to the ground, only to have your head stepped on.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28642653
>A
I guess everything's back to normal

>>28642653
A. Trained too hard, was in a coma. Sorry.

>>28642653
>A
"I fucked up and I deserve my lumps."

>>28642653
>A

"Can't say I didn't expect that."

>>28642653
"So my love, what shall we do today?"

Say this while still under her boot.

>>28642653
Well they said love hurts and they were right
(Joke to hide pain)
A

>>28642653
"...and that, my son, is how I met your mother."

>>28642688
This, with a grievous groan of testicular pain.

>>28642732
This

>all this physical abuse
Would this have been a successful quest if the sexes were flipped?

>>28642757
Yes

>>28642757
It's a running gag in dbz that the husbands are, without fail, afraid of their wives' anger despite being able to benchpress Mount Everest.

>>28642810
>It's a running gag in pop culture that the husbands are, without fail, afraid of their wives' anger despite being able to benchpress Mount Everest.
Fixed

>>28642653
>B
Pass out again from overstraining ourselves and from not having eaten.

>>28642674
This

>>28642732
HAH!

>>28642810
Well, the truth is our wife CAN benchpress the mount everest.

>>28642732
>>28642748
>>28642902
"...and that, my son, is how I met your mother" you say in the direction of the crib.

You hear Bardock laughing, with Spina and Fita joining in. Salta is looking down at you, foot on your head, hands on her hips. You notice that this hurts much less than it used to. Out of curiosity, you sense the power levels of the women. Salta feels slightly more powerful than Spina and Fita, who feel slightly more powerful than they did the last time you saw them.

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28642979
>A
"I don't really feel comfortable giving you my excuse for why I was gone so long while my face is connected to the floor. Would you mind...?"

>>28642979
>A
"So what have you been doing while I was napping?"

>>28642979
A) "I uhm, fell for a long time..."

>A Sorry, I've been in a coma. Dinner and a movie?

>>28642979
>A. Say something
"Sorry for worrying you. I'd promise not to do it again, except I'm pretty sure I'm going to do it again. We're all really bad at staying out of trouble, and I'm probably the worst."

>>28643052
This, plus order some food.

>>28643052
I accept this.

>>28643085
>>28643073
>>28643068
>>28643060
>>28643052
>>28643044
Vote

>>28642810
To be fair, in this case our wife can also benchpress Mount Everest.

>>28642979

.A so it turns out Kami has a magic training room and that I MAY have over did it

>>28643106
>>28643052 Has three votes. So I'll go with this.

>>28643118
This after
>>28643052
this.

>>28643169
I'll second this combination.

>>28643052
>>28643085
>>28643100
>>28643141
"So what have you been doing while I was napping?" you ask.

She scowls, and you wince, instantly regretting phrasing it that way. She presses down on your head before stepping off of you, though you doubt you're safe yet. Pushing yourself to your feet, you see that her back is turned to you and her fists are clenched.

"Oh, not much..." she tells you. "Just taking care of our newborn son with zero help from you, overseeing the training of our team without you, and answering Doctor Brief's questions by myself while you were...what was it, napping?!" She turns to face you. "You have got some damn nerve. You vanish for two weeks napping, and come back acting like you did absolutely nothing."

>A. Say something

>B. Do something

>>28643223
B. Show her we weren't just fucking around for two weeks.

Power up to max, motherfucker.